DL Fave Chrissy Metz Rolls onto Kelly and Ryan

Leave the Chrissys ALONE!!!!!!

Who is the queer crossing her lovely legs?

R2 Quit being mean to Ms. Seacrest. It's her last week on the show.

Maybe Chrissy could try Ozempic?

Chrissy looking at Kelly like, "She'd make a good appetizer."

Kelly looking at the camera like, "I feel like as soon as the cameras stop rolling, she's gonna pull out a knife and fork and a bib."

Where's the uber-hetero fiancée?

Please don't tell me it's over already!

Normally, the guests and hosts sit in those small, high-top chairs.

Notice how they switched the seating to low, wide, loveseat-style chairs, not only for Chrissy, but for Kelly and Ryan, too.

R7 can you imagine Chrissy on one of these high chairs? Poor dear. I hope she gets healthy

How does a textbook narcissist talk show host make herself feel better?

"GELMAN!!!! Book Chrissy Metz next week. And load the green room with treats."

R8 and R9 I'm just envisioning the uncomfortable conversations the producers had to have about the chairs when they booked Chrissy's appearance.

Christ, she looks grotesque. Ozempic yesterday!!

Kelly could fit into Chrissy's snack purse.

OP's pic looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Like the back end of a bus.

r13 It's just a photo taken off a screen, that's why it looks the way it does, Mr. 'Shop Expert.

R13 OP here. Not photoshopped. I snapped the picture from my TV with my phone.

Hi, Hortense! I see you're back to bombard us with your "Chrissy is beautiful!" posts.

She's the size of a house!

Tomorrow they will be back with the barstools, and will return the 'oversized furniture' back to HomeGoods, with a big dent in the cushion where Mets was sitting.

R8 Okay, now you've got me thinking about Chrissy trying to climb into one of those chairs and I can't stop laughing.

Hell. I figured they just had her plop down in the chair off the set and just fork lifted her in and out.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

R20 We need a Family Guy cutaway scene depicting this. It could go on for, like, five minutes, like when Peter tried to toss the dead frog out of the window using a shoebox and lid.

Jesus loves you just the way you are, Chrissy.

[quote] with a big dent in the cushion where Mets was sitting.

What weighs more: the entire Mets baseball team or Chrissy?

Really, r15 and r16. REALLY ?!

I don't get the shaming.

Chrissy is a hell of a lot nicer a human being as opposed to the rancid anorexic cunt seated across from her or the craven closet-case next to her.

R24 Hortense, I'm here to tell you - again - that it's a photo I took on my iPhone directly from my TV screen. Don't know what else to tell you, but enjoy your Chrissy love conspiracy theories as I roll my eyes and laugh at your frenetic attempts at relevance.

You know Skeletor Ripa went to have a Silkwood shower after having to gaze at Chrissy's gunt mounds.

She makes me so uncomfortable every time I see her. What a waste to live your life with such restrictive mobility.

If you Google her there are a lot of before and acts from 6 months ago. Wherein she supposedly lost 100 lbs

She's Lizzo for white people.

R29 If she lost 100 pounds, it lasted for a day, because I haven't see a single photo of her where doesn't appear to be the size of a sperm whale.

R24 I believe this youngster is telling us that their original comment is actually a meme, and not their honest reaction to the photo.

R31, “sperm” and Chrissy together does not compute.

Thanks r32, youngster me is 42 but I know I can pass for 24. Not sure about r26 but the repeated use of "Hortense" tells me he's old without telling me he's old.

Do I have to tell him that I know OP's pic is not shopped too ?

R34 "Hortense" is a reference to a homophobic frau who comes to the Chrissy Metz threads to defend her.

Enough of the meme talk, keep that shit on Reddit. FUCK!

Back to the celestial body at hand.

It looks like she doesn’t have legs

I missed this segment. Did she walk out on stage, or did it just start with her sitting there?

R25 Hortense has entered the conversation.

I wish someone she trusts would have a conversation with Chrissy, to let her know how unhealthy this is.

Everytime my mom sees Chrissy on television. She mumbles " this poor girl"

R40 Who would want that job?

[quote] It looks like she doesn’t have legs

Her kind originally had legs.

Isn't Kelly over that show yet? She's been on it for like 40 years. Move on, hon. And cut that hair.

When she sits around the set....

Floral patterns are never flattering on extra large ladies. She looks like a king bed sheet.

Kelly's 💭 bubble = NOW, you get why I stopped eating food back in 98!

The poor thing looks like she's squashed - not sitting - in her chair. When they hoisted her out of the chair do you think she farted ?

What gets me is Chrissy's feet. Those pink shoes make them look just like pig trotters.

[quote]I missed this segment. Did she walk out on stage, or did it just start with her sitting there?

Didn't you notice the crane in the background?

......

Her body is so disproportionate when she sits down. She's like a matroshka doll

Yes she is R52

I’m always amazed how perfectly round she is.

I wonder how much she weighs. I don't know how tall she is, but she's got to be at least 400 lbs., right? It's really sad. How can she even move? I've never been what you'd call thin, but whenever I have extra weight on me, I'm constantly conscious of what my body feels like as it moves and how the extra weight restricts me. That's no way to live, Chrissy.

Founded by beloved American actress Chrissy Metz, a guiding principle in the creation of these delightful wines was her inspirational philosophy that “it’s only after we fill our own glasses that we’re able to pour unto others”.

Bad manners

I thought she lost weight?

R56 Joyful Heart, more like enlarged heart

She makes me want to hurl!

She doesn't look like she's sitting down - she looks like an obese dwarf who's standing up.

It is very sad. She’s a lovely person. But I saw her come on that show and the size of her was just beyond belief. It’s not fair to compare her to Lizzo who seems to have no trouble moving around at all.

It looks like those shoes can’t contain her feet

Oh.Oh.Oh. Ozempic

No self respecting gay would allow his pale ass leg to show above his sock the way Ryan does in some of those shots. If you can't afford OTC don't cross your legs like a priss.

How is she still alive after being so fat for so long? I mean come on.....this is not a few extra "curvy" pounds, this is life-limiting levels of morbid obesity. Why do people like this not just stop eating so fucking much? It takes an enormous amount of calories to gain this amount of weight regardless of any underlying conditions or medications that might make you prone to gaining pounds.

She should kill herself.

So young and fresh.

Like she's a muchacha dressed for her quinientos!

Kelly looks EXTRA emaciated next to Chrissy. Like someone said she needs to just move on, she's long worn out her welcome.

She did R57 but she found it, and then some.

Chrissy has that “fat lady smell”.

Kelly weighs 70 pounds but lets pick on the woman who eats.

I bet there wasn't a crumb left in the green room.

She looks like a blob with a head and little feet. :(

What a freak show bone lady meets the fat lady

Does Chrissy’s pussy stink? Well does it???

I don’t even want to think about it

The bullying of Chrissy Metz on DL needs to STOP.

Yes, it stinks.

R77 has stated her boundaries! Go on gurl!

[quote] thought she lost weight?

Wtf?lol

She is a beautiful soul. Is she going to do a concert tour??

Even after all these years, I still can’t wrap my brain around her body type. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like it. She must wear tons of spanx-like garments to shape her body into this circular shape. I also don’t know how she supports all of that on those tiny little feet. I do not hate her like some here, I do think she’s probably a nice person, but I just don’t understand why she doesn’t do something to lose weight. She is rich and doesn’t even have a steady job anymore. She has all the time and resources in the world to drop the weight.

For real, how does she wipe her ass???? She surely can’t reach it.

R83 it’s something like this.

It spooked me how everything on the set was starting to move towards Miss Metz because of gravity. You can see that starving lizard woman's hair go sideways and the old gay man with all the plastic in his face dig his heels in to keep from smashing into the equator.

So does she carry that wipe your ass thing around with her all the time? Suppose she had to drop a deuce while she was at the Kelly & Ryan studio. Does she then whip out the ass wiperer thingy or does she just wait to wipe her ass when she’s back at her hotel room?

If she dies a sudden death - say caused by a heart attack, without her body wasting away due to illness, what shape will her coffin be. Thinking giant coconut . . .

R88, when I was a kid, we used to love reading the Guinness Book of World Records. At the time, the world’s fattest man was 700-odd pounds. When he died, they had to bury him in a baby grand piano case., IIRC.

[quote]Kelly weighs 70 pounds

OMG! Mark! Get my Ozempic!!!

[quote] without her body wasting away due to illness, what shape will her coffin be.

They’ll have to go the cremation route. Prepare the smelter!

DLers are so jealous of Chrissy. She's a TV star. A Film star. A pop culture icon. Living her best life. Looking gorgeous.

Stay pressed.

No one needs to see that. She shouldn't be on TV. Sorry. That's a handicap. I don't want to see stroke victim every week either on a show. But she and Kelly? They're like opposite ends of a living spectrum of unhealthy food issues and today's women.

She should be ashamed of herself for that horrible show she was on

Film star? I didn’t think they shot movies in CinemaScope anymore.

We’ve gained and we’ve whittled.

She’s literally four of her.

Imagine all those pounds of fat pushing down onto your heart every day.

Very sad.

Does she just open her snack purse and SWEEP the contents of the green room refreshment table into it?

Kelly has that a look on her face that says, "See, bitches? I told you one meal a day was enough!"

She has to buy the whole row of seats when she flies, right?

5 Kelly Ripas? Hell, that fat cunt could fit 5 Kelly Clarksons in there.

Chrissy looks like the Liberty Bell.

If she wasn’t inspired to lose weight during the long run of This Is Us with all that network pampering and being surrounded by the likes of Sterling, Justin and Milo… she will be this way for life (however long that life winds up being).

Flo Jo is dead, but Crissy lives on.

My job makes no sense.

Imagine being near Chrissy when she farts! Hurricane force winds.

R55 She's at least 400 pounds when standing on one foot. When she puts the other foot onto the scale, it shoots up towards 800.

I would hate to be her GYN. Imagine finding a family of roaches in her twat ? Yikes !

[quote]No one needs to see that. She shouldn't be on TV. Sorry. That's a handicap.

Yes, all the handicaps should be hidden away, so as not to burden your pretty little mind.

I'm sure it's a tale as well-rounded as she .

R108 I doubt roaches could survive the yeast

Chrissy, have you tried Lume? I'm tellin' you, it works great on underboobs, thigh folds, and feet. Do you know your crotch odor score?

The "Let's Make Shit Out Of a Woman!" Troll.

I wouldn't have the nerve to be on camera and around all those actresses and people in Hollywood if I were that large. So it's kind of courageous of her, I guess? She has to know what people think and say. I just don't know how she survives that large. She's literally round. It must be hard to breathe.

Hi Hortense at R113

Chrissy looks like a giant lampshade with a human head in OP's photo.

R116, you seem to equate "a human head" with the Easter Island moai.

Humanity vs. Humanity's Piles

🎶🎵 ...all bound for muumuu land muumuu land muumuu land 🎵🎶🎵

They have to empty half the plane when she gets on board. Otherwise, they could never get it airborne.

[quote]So does she carry that wipe your ass thing around with her all the time? Suppose she had to drop a deuce while she was at the Kelly & Ryan studio.

You really don't want to know, Mr. Sassy Gay Man...

So mean to Chrissy when she has been nothing but supportive to the gays.

Chrissy's justified and ancient R118!

What happened to the white guy with yellow skin?

R92, you’re sweet.

I’ll make sure that you are a pallbearer. Don’t make any plans for the next year or so.

R121 Hey, Hortense, can you give examples of Chrissy being "supportive to the gays?"

When you go on a talk show and they have to bring out special furniture, that should be enough to motivate you. The problem is that everyone keeps accommodating her. There are so many options like sleeve gastrectomy and effective weight loss medications available now. I feel bad for her because she's surrounded by enablers. The decision to do something about her weight is hers and nothing anyone can say will change her mind. But she's got to wake up or she's going to die.

R126 She's probably too morbidly obese for surgery or medications that could place additional stress on her heart or other vital organs.

She shouldn't have to lose weight. It's out of her control. She's beautiful. And if she loses all that weight, there will be all that skin. Probably lots of plastic surgery that costs money. She can't win.

I'm sure she eats healthy and just can't lose weight. I pray for Chrissy. She's a wonderful person.

R128 I don't think people who "eat healthy" look like Chrissy, Hortense.

Try again.

She looks like a pink cozy your grandma would knit and put over a shampoo bottle.

I can't imagine being a show producer and finding out Chrissy Metz is going to be a guest.

"Oh, Christ. Now we're gonna have to reinforce the set, widen the doorways, build a special dressing room and bathroom, ensure everything is ADA compliant, get strong, sturdy seating, and have medical personnel on standby just in case..."

Dats right, Mr Producer Man...and you better get busy 'cause Miss Chrissy ain't getting no smaller!

R131 And ramps! We're gonna need ramps!

CHRISSY IS A HEALTHY EATER! SHE JUST HAS GLANDULAR ISSUES!

She needs Ozempic.

She’s big boned!

Was Chrissy wheezing this time like when she was on with Kelly Clarkson?

[quote]And ramps! We're gonna need ramps!

Like she'd ever eat a vegetable.

Chrissy has thyroid issues. She never eats a thing. Ever. She can’t control her weight.

Kelly is in absolute heaven with a big fatty on the set

I wonder if Chrissy ever had her pussy steamed? It was all the rage a couple years ago.

Is Lume available in a 55 gallon drum?

Geez, lots of fat shaming here. She's not that fat. Also she's big boned.

Lume's sales would soar if Chrissy used it. How many cases would be needed for one application? And the team of specialists needed to rub it in those mountains of folds.

R144 She's not that fat...compared to a caravan of sperm whales.

Again Chrissy Metz and sperm does not compute.

R147 That's what you think. I spread my sperm all over her ample abdominal area every night.

R121 Aggressively Christian is hardcore homophobic. Don't get it twisted.

[quote]Chrissy's Super Masculine Fiancée

Chrissy's into butch lesbians?

She's a large girl. Big through hips. And roomy.

Chrissy doesn't have to lose weight for you hypocritical homosexuals.

She makes Huckabeast look svelte. She will die prematurely and be buried in a piano box. But don't you dare fat shame her. That is too hurtful.

Maybe she’s just pregnant and is hiding it? Just a thought.

^ Or she's pregnant and has no idea. She'll have a toilet baby.

Pregnant? Is she having dodecatuplets?

R154 Relax. It's just a fart baby.

[quote]Is Lume available in a 55 gallon drum?

You Sassy Gay Men so funny...

wait till you have to clean her big fat naked folds of flesh...

then we see how tough you are

[quote] [R55] She's at least 400 pounds when standing on one foot. When she puts the other foot onto the scale, it shoots up towards 800.

She is not 400 pounds. A 400lbs person of her height would not be ambulatory. She's very large so there is no need to exaggerate. I feel for her, she has resources to access effective weight loss treatments but remains morbidly obese. She is anguished in a way we cannot see.

[quote]She is anguished in a way we cannot see.

I'll show you anguished.

In a couple of years (and months seeing how things are going), when she is inevitably forced to join Cameo to put food on the football pitch sized table, I would love to send her a request to sing MMMBop by Hanson but with the lyrics ‘MMMBop’ replaced with ‘snack purse’.

R159 We can see it.

[quote] [R159] We can see it.

No. It's hiding behind that smile, upbeat disposition and apparent contentment.

Hortense, why aren’t you all over this thread protecting this huge woman and her right to spill over into other people’s seats on a plane?

Are you only interested in defending morbidly obese women if they are famous?

Chrissy has no incentive to lose weight because being fat is her meal ticket (so to speak) - it means she has cornered the market on fat roles on television (and the movies, I guess). Being fat hasn't prevented her from becoming rich and famous and (like so many conservative Christian types) she probably thinks God intended it that way, so she can complacently go on about her life without changing a thing.

R165 Except she's not getting any TV or movie roles anymore.

She could lose 100 lbs and still be Hollywood’s go-to fat woman.

Random thought. I wonder what her ass smells like?

She must have millions from TIU.

Take two years off and lose the weight and get the surgery to deal with excess skin

[quote] Chrissy has no incentive to lose weight because being fat is her meal ticket (so to speak) - it

No

Fat she's a star, thin she ain't.

Did it ever occur to any of you that she's quite happy just the way she is? And don't forget, GOD made her in HIS image, so she's perfect just as she is. Not everyone needs to be a size 1. I for one think she's beautiful and a wonderful role model.

Pits, under boob, thigh fold, butt crack, feet.

Mock her all you want, but SHE is the one who is famous, SHE is the one who is beloved, SHE is the one who is wealthy beyond imagination, and SHE is the one who has hot guys throwing themselves at her. None of you will never know or experience any of that. Who's the one that should be ridiculed now?!?!

I'm jealous of Chrissy!!! r174

I want her career!! I want men throwing themselves at me! I want to star in a movie as Josh Lucas plays my husband!!!

No R172, she was not created as a morbidly obese woman. She did that to herself by cramming far too much food in her pie hole.

[quote]Mock her all you want, but SHE is the one who is famous, SHE is the one who is beloved, SHE is the one who is wealthy beyond imagination, and SHE is the one who has hot guys throwing themselves at her. None of you will never know or experience any of that. Who's the one that should be ridiculed now?!?!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, are you?

She looks like a candle snuffer in that dress

She’s a mess! Where are people in her life to intervene?

Why are the gays so obsessed with fat people?

R180 Hortense has had sufficient!

Gay men are projecting their fears onto Chrissy. She represents the gay man's biggest fear: becoming fat and unattractive, which is a grave sin in the vapid, looks-obsessed gay lifestyle, and a death knell for one's ability to find a hot sexual partner. Of course, the whole lifestyle is based on narcissism and body dysmorphia. This thread says tons more about gay men than it does poor Chrissy. Inconvenient truths, I'm afraid to say.

R182 Hortense, clinical psychologist.

Of course gay culture has an obsession with image but the idea that only gay men would find Chrissy shockingly obese is a load of crap.

^It's not the idea that you find her overweight that's the issue. It's the fact that you continue to mock and ridicule her for her excess weight like mean teenage girls.

Are you new here, R185?

Sad. If she does young, her friends and family will say we should have intervened on the weight.

I can imagine getting that big but I can't imagine having 6 years of THIS IS US money and not going off to rehab until it all came off.

Oddly, I'm at my fattest when I'm poor. She's got all that money.

Who's at Milkshake Festival?

Did they ever get her out of that chair?

[quote]Chrissy is a hell of a lot nicer a human being as opposed to the rancid anorexic cunt seated across from her or the craven closet-case next to her.

All the blinds about Chrissy suggest otherwise.

[quote]Did they ever get her out of that chair?

Yes, but it took three people and a crowbar. Including one dangling a case of Twinkies two feet farther than her arms could reach.

She makes me sad. I always feel so badly for people who get that big. It has to be painful and to make you constantly physically and emotionally uncomfortable to be wedged everywhere you go all of the time. I can't imagine not valuing my health at all, not loving myself or caring about myself, to get to that point. Just very sad.

I know I shouldn't, but I can't stop laughing at the visual R191 has created.

R174 She can afford to but all the food she wants.

But what, R194?

R194 And it's obvious she buys it ALL.

R193, Joan Rivers told a joke about Liz Taylor going to McDonald's and getting stuck between the golden arches.

Mayor McCheese pushed on one end and Joan stood in front of her and waved a twinkie to get her through.

Kelly is easily the most repulsive and annoying wench on TV today. Would be fine if Christina fainted and crushed that lil toothpick to dust.

Lollipop Head Kelly is simply insufferable, Ryanne is the ugliest woman in show business and Chrissy Metz is the most beautiful top model who ever lived, and she looks so dainty in her circus tent. I particularly love how her hobbit feet look like they're about to crumble into dust due to the sheer weight they must support - it's so Body Positive!