A place to come together, a place to celebrate, a place to discuss the muscular, misunderstood, Chris Watts.
I wonder if Chris Watts is thankful for all the BBC he's getting in the slammer...or wherever...
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 28, 2022 7:14 PM |
It is weird how he is one of those people that is definitely not as cute without the facial hair. I hope he hasn't gotten all fat while in the slammer.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 28, 2022 7:16 PM |
I had no idea the original pic went below his belly button! Game. Changer. I have to wholly adjust my wanking strategy now.
Obligatory RIP wife.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 28, 2022 7:27 PM |
His eyes look dead
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 28, 2022 7:35 PM |
OMG
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 28, 2022 7:38 PM |
White boi with flava!!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 28, 2022 8:08 PM |
What's happened to his lower abdomen? Surgical scars, shanking scars?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 28, 2022 8:12 PM |
R7 He used to be quite chubby - perhaps that's it?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 28, 2022 8:13 PM |
he should be wearing grey shorts!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 28, 2022 8:13 PM |
Hot to death!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 28, 2022 8:18 PM |
I wonder how often they really do have sex?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 28, 2022 8:21 PM |
This really touched me in the last thread:
[quote] Incredible how many of us he's managed to bring together in adoration despite our vast differences. What an amazing gift to our community.
#SoTrue
Chris should have rolled the dice and moved off on his own instead of putting Shazamarama Bing Bong out of her misery, and subsequently getting blamed for it. Because once out of Colorado he’d undoubtedly have been discovered and made into a big Hollywood star.
I truly yearn to see him in a Hallmark Christmas movie.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 28, 2022 8:22 PM |
Do you get abdominal scarring like that from Lipo?
(He used to be a fat guy).
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 28, 2022 8:22 PM |
I don’t see any scarring?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 28, 2022 8:24 PM |
[quote]R14 He used to be a fat guy
He’s big boned!
And you’d eat your feelings, too, if you were yoked to that shrieking harpy Shan’ann. That woman put him through hell.
She’s the type who probably purposefully goaded him into killing her, just so he’d be blamed.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 28, 2022 8:27 PM |
For me, the fascination with this case was how fucking stupid Chris was. The Boulder police could have solved this case.
And his claim that he planned it for weeks? The only way he could've made it more obvious is if he strangled Shanananananana during one of her Instagram live videos.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 28, 2022 8:36 PM |
His hair is greying in prison. I wonder if he will be allowed to color/dye it?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 28, 2022 8:42 PM |
While this lady slanders Our Chris terribly, she’s a professional profiler and at least admits he’s a “damn good looking man.”
It’s important to know your enemy - we have to accept this is the kind of blasphemous junk being peddled out there. Watch with a friend so you feel safe! And trigger warning: it includes photos of the awful Shazam and her wispy headed demon spawn.
Discussion of Him begins at [bold]23:00 mark
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 28, 2022 8:43 PM |
Do you think the wife and kids are in hell for what they did to that adorable man ?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 28, 2022 9:19 PM |
R20, the kids are in limbo or maybe an upper circle of hell. Shan’Ann is way, way down.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 29, 2022 2:26 AM |
Shan’ann lead a somewhat chequered life - she worked for a shady car repair/tire dealership (?) business, secured funds to build a house who knows how, cleared out of there practically in the middle of the night, had some illness that was never documented as being real, went bankrupt once and was filing for it again, completely alienated her in-laws, made up her kid’s allergy (Thrive products are full of nuts), was deep into MLM schemes (Lularoe and Thrive)…
People who choose lives like that too often come to unsavory ends.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 29, 2022 4:16 AM |
The wages of sin…
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 29, 2022 4:51 AM |
Dear Jesus, we are thankful for Chris Watts and everything he has done. Amen
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 29, 2022 10:29 AM |
I can give him ass babies and make him happy. He can shoke me to death with his big D., or fuck my brains out.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 29, 2022 10:42 AM |
The love for Chris is dying down
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 29, 2022 5:22 PM |
Not for me
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 30, 2022 4:07 AM |
I will Gladly celebrate this demon’s death
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 30, 2022 4:26 AM |
Wrong thread, r28. I think there’s a Shan’Ann one floating around though.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 30, 2022 4:31 AM |
He’s currently have man-sex in prison, right? We have confirmation he’s enjoying the pole and the hole to this day, yes?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 30, 2022 4:33 AM |
Blessings on your house for this thread OP. Love to my Chris.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 2, 2022 3:17 AM |
I'd like to see him DIG his way through my ESCAPE TUNNEL!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 2, 2022 3:33 AM |
Thirsty fraus on here gonna be thirsty...
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 2, 2022 3:33 AM |
His stomach has a lot of excess skin on it
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 2, 2022 3:34 AM |
I wonder what body part Chris worked out today...feels like a chest day.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 2, 2022 3:40 AM |
Well, I hope he has a high wattage Christmas on the horizon!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 2, 2022 4:37 AM |
Why/how is he even posting these pics in the first place?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 2, 2022 4:57 AM |
Why not? He’s got all the time now in prison. What else is he gonna do but workout and post sexy snaps?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 2, 2022 7:09 AM |
I wish someone would kill that prick. I hope its painful too.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 2, 2022 8:00 AM |
Does Chris have a steady boyfriend in prison?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 2, 2022 8:10 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 2, 2022 8:11 AM |
I'm sending jail love letters, but I don't know where to send money ? How can I support my Chris through his ordeal ? TIA
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 2, 2022 11:17 AM |
I love that even during his intake, he’s flexing for the camera. Look at his sucked in stomach and perked up chest.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 2, 2022 11:26 AM |
Loving r42
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 2, 2022 1:28 PM |
Chris Watts was working out a lot in the weeks/months leading up to the murders for his new girlfriend, Nichol. There are a lot of texts between them where he talks about what he's eating and so on.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 2, 2022 1:50 PM |
Ugh I love a self-improvement bro who’s not afraid of bold moves in the pursuit of greater fulfillment and happiness.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 2, 2022 2:12 PM |
I want him to show me what love is. With his cock and his fist, until there's nothing left of my bussy but a bruised, prolapsed mess.
There, I said what we were all thinking.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 2, 2022 3:11 PM |
Why did they edit out the photos of the cavity search. That’s usually routine in intake photos nude of all crevices. And giant back tattoos? WTF? Why does he have so many trashy tattoos?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 2, 2022 4:54 PM |
R48, I think they work for him.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 2, 2022 4:55 PM |
he's so beautiful inside and out...[sigh]. I hope that bitch rots in hell
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 2, 2022 5:52 PM |
You can order him on Amazon?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 2, 2022 8:55 PM |
Does he have an Amazon wishlist for Christmas?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 2, 2022 9:32 PM |
Chris is young. We all make mistakes when we’re young.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 3, 2022 10:05 AM |
fem boys in prison eating out his brown hole. and loving it, as he cums into the warden's mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 3, 2022 10:16 AM |
[quote] We all make mistakes when we’re young.
Exactly. So he went slightly overboard. Who didn't do something they wish they hadn't ? I'm sure he didn't mean ill. Why should he pay for the rest of his life, for a single second of slipping ? It's so unfair. i love you Chris.. We're all Chris
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 3, 2022 10:28 AM |
That's amazing. But just a reminder that behind those perfect looking people.. could be people who are having real problems like bankruptcy, not getting along and at worst lurking something sinister.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 3, 2022 12:45 PM |
His prison life is absolutely miserable. He’s in protective custody and even amongst other high powered prisoners, he’s despised . He killed a pregnant woman and two small children( his own daughters ) in a particularly brutal and violent way . The guards detest him and he rarely leaves his small cell . His looks are long gone .
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 3, 2022 3:28 PM |
R58 did they really look perfect though?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 3, 2022 5:46 PM |
Wrong thread, r59. You're not welcome here.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 3, 2022 5:47 PM |
[quote]His prison life is absolutely miserable.
The poor thing! Life just isn't fair!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 3, 2022 6:58 PM |
[quote]Wrong thread, R59. You're not welcome here.
Fuck off, hall monitor. You're not in charge here.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 3, 2022 6:59 PM |
R59 How the hell would you know? You go visit him?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 3, 2022 6:59 PM |
sexy, straight man cock!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 3, 2022 7:43 PM |
If ever there was a “rush to judgment” it was in Chris Watts’ case. He wasn’t even granted a trial!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 4, 2022 4:37 AM |
Because he pleaded guilty, R66. That was his choice.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 4, 2022 7:11 AM |
R67, He didn't do it, but he saw an opportunity to escape Frauland and took it. Who can blame him.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 4, 2022 8:48 AM |
R68 He clearly did do it e.g. how would he know where the bodies were? He pleaded guilty because the evidence was so overwhelming that a jury would be crazy to find him not-guilty. And it meant that he would not get the death penalty.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 4, 2022 11:00 AM |
Watts is virtually ignored in prison . They detest him
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 4, 2022 4:09 PM |
Wait...? There was a 'part one' to this bullshit? I thought it was a joke. I read a few of the comments and thought, 'Those are funny.' Then I read some more and thought, "Those are borderline sick, but maybe funny to some.' Then I read some more comments and thought, 'There are some sick fucks here.' Then I laughed.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 4, 2022 4:45 PM |
[quote]If ever there was a “rush to judgment” it was in Chris Watts’ case. He wasn’t even granted a trial!
No suspect in the U.S. is ever denied a trial, moron. You were probably kidding, but with the rampant stupidity on display in this thread, who can tell?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 4, 2022 5:49 PM |
R72, there are a lot of questions about this case. Nothing’s for certain.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 4, 2022 10:53 PM |
[quote]r72 No suspect in the U.S. is ever denied a trial, moron.
But there was [italic]no trial. [/italic]
#proof
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 4, 2022 10:59 PM |
I just want to pose ONE question to this monster of monsters: "May I be your sole prison bitch, to the exclusion of all others? One vicious slap for Yes, kill me for No." Because I'd hate to live in a world where he's wasted on lesser queens around me. He deserves oral and anal excellence every single time, not just occasionally. And I would provide that for him, without fail.
RIP wife very sad gone too soon better place now etc.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 4, 2022 11:00 PM |
R75 That's not the same thing. There was no trial because Chris Watts chose to forfeit his right to one. He wasn't 'denied' one.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 4, 2022 11:02 PM |
[quote]R71 Wait...? There was a 'part one' to this bullshit?
Our “Thriving for Justice” thread got to 11 or 12 versions back when Chris was first framed. It really pulled us all together in what was a difficult time for everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 4, 2022 11:06 PM |
I think we all agree on one thing - Chris was driven to this, and deserves a certain level of forgiveness.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 4, 2022 11:08 PM |
It's weird that he agreed to take a polygraph test and confessed so quickly. Why? If he'd just kept quiet he'd have had a good chance of winning a trial at least. It seems unlikely that someone would have tracked down where the bodies were.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 4, 2022 11:11 PM |
R79, I quibble with “certain level of.” Forgiveness and freedom, full stop, are what Chris deserves. He’s earned them. This travesty of justice has gone on long enough.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 4, 2022 11:31 PM |
I think this is an instance where people will never really know the full truth
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 4, 2022 11:49 PM |
Maybe he’ll receive a Presidential Pardon? It all happened a long time ago, and cooler heads may now prevail.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 4, 2022 11:50 PM |
Do we absolutely know for sure that the Miranda Rights were read to him correctly?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 5, 2022 6:19 AM |
He's a true martyr of Matriarchy. A martyr I tell you. He took one for the team. He's our hero. We love you Chris. You suffer for all of us. Here's my hole.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 5, 2022 9:28 AM |
I wish I could believe this continuing obsession is all a parody of some of the crazier celebrity obsessives but I think a whole lot of you are just sick fucks.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 5, 2022 9:34 AM |
I want him inside me, quite deeply. Then I want to switch and get inside him, also quite deeply. Certainly deeper than any of you thirsty queens assembled here are capable of. He can rearrange my innards any which way he wants, I'd drop [italic]all[/italic] my walls for him.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 5, 2022 6:47 PM |
This thread is hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 6, 2022 6:01 AM |
I read that he is an evangelical prison preacher now. Praise Jesus!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 6, 2022 6:06 AM |
He smothered his 3 year old daughter in front of his 5 year old daughter. That’s horrific
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 6, 2022 6:38 AM |
Looks, life’s hard. Bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 6, 2022 7:21 AM |
He's just a very impulsive and mischievous guy. I'm not saying he was railroaded but you never heard about the trial much while it was going on. He looks great though.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 6, 2022 8:06 AM |
He deported himself like a true gentleman throughout his non-trial.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 6, 2022 8:09 AM |
I wonder if he’ll play Hot Joseph in the prison Nativity Play this year? Just don’t let him near Mary or the kid.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 6, 2022 8:16 AM |
Funny how fraus can kill any number of babies they want and it's BASC HUMAN RIGHTS and a guy kills 3 and he's a MONSTER. ...double standards much ?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 6, 2022 9:44 AM |
I'm thankful for Chris Watts being locked up for the rest of his miserable life.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 6, 2022 11:46 AM |
Don't forget a holiday card to him, folks. I can't think of a gift for him - maybe some cute aloe socks - god knows those floors do not help with foot skin, and I bet the lotion they use is cheap.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 6, 2022 11:55 AM |
Cute socks is a good idea R97, I was thinking training gear. Maybe a compression t-shirt, he would look so good in that.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 6, 2022 12:00 PM |
For Christmas, I'm sending him a Buche de Noel, with a file inside and my address, so he can stop by to thank me when he's escaped.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 6, 2022 12:27 PM |
It’s sad that there are some Chris haters on the thread. I hope they consider something I think on often: “Chris” is just one letter away from “Christ.”
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 6, 2022 12:31 PM |
R99 how clever of you. I wouldn't mind sampling his buche myself. (I bet the cream filling is tasty)
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 6, 2022 12:33 PM |
is he related to Naomi ? is he white ? what's his ethnicity ?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 6, 2022 12:37 PM |
"He smothered his 3 year old daughter in front of his 5 year old daughter. That’s horrific "
You mean hot. Easy typo.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 6, 2022 12:51 PM |
That's beautiful, r104. He will appreciate it very much indeed.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 6, 2022 1:00 PM |
Fat frau killer, qu'est-ce c'est ? papapapam papapam papapapapam, better run run, run run, runawayyyyyyyyyyyy
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 6, 2022 1:01 PM |
thank you R05....are....you....Chris ?????? <3 <3 <3
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 6, 2022 1:02 PM |
I want to become an American citizen just so I can also become one of those notorious single-issue voters. And my single voting issue would be Chris receiving a full presidential pardon. It is actually His cock I'd secretly pledge my allegiance to at my naturalisation ceremony.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 6, 2022 1:21 PM |
He really did take one for the team. Worship starts here v
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 6, 2022 2:05 PM |
You'll be deported, R108. The last line of the citizenship oath is "I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God"
We have enough fucked-up Americans, both born here and on this thread, without wanting more.
Your obvious mental illness is also reason to reject your application.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 6, 2022 2:09 PM |
[quote]Don't forget a holiday card to him, folks. I can't think of a gift for him - maybe some cute aloe socks - god knows those floors do not help with foot skin, and I bet the lotion they use is cheap.
I vote for this as the most frau-ish reply to this thread. I simply cannot imagine any straight dude or lesbian thinking of something like that.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 6, 2022 3:03 PM |
R90 He was fair and treated them both equally. I don't think he favored one over another if that's what you're implying.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 6, 2022 3:23 PM |
R110 " Your obvious mental illness is also reason to reject your application. "
Yet here you are hanging out in this thread, replying frequently
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 6, 2022 5:08 PM |
Can the humorless 'tards leave? This thread is for people in on the joke
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 6, 2022 5:13 PM |
Sometimes I wake up in the night thinking of Chris, and I smile knowing it means he’s thinking of me, too. Then we have sexy time together in our minds.
We’ll get through this 👍
by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 6, 2022 5:17 PM |
R115 "We’ll get through this"
We want conjugal visit video!
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 6, 2022 5:21 PM |
I don't think Shambla truly appreciated what a lovable scamp she landed.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 6, 2022 5:47 PM |
A lot of housewives lack a sense of humor, and have lost - or just selfishly ignore - the art of indulging hubs. Plus she insisted on working (what with all the Thrive and Lula Roe nonsense) and that probably hurt Chris’ feelings, undercutting his masculinity.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 6, 2022 7:00 PM |
Is he even aware of how big he is in the homosexual community, or are the prison guards cruelly withholding that fact from him? Surely that's a (protected) class action suit waiting to happen?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 6, 2022 11:20 PM |
I could never love a man stupid enough to dump his dead wife and children at his workplace.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 6, 2022 11:26 PM |
Chris is INNOCENT. Shanana FRAMED him!
by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 6, 2022 11:28 PM |
We're none of us perfect
by Anonymous | reply 123 | December 6, 2022 11:28 PM |
Last thread came up blank with dick pics of this sexy motherfucker but does anybody have the feets?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 7, 2022 1:27 AM |
R124 Yes
by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 7, 2022 1:32 AM |
feets are in the YT video I posted upthread, you stupid cumdump
by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 7, 2022 6:57 AM |
For all the guys out there who were once, or still are, married to fraus : how many times did you think, when she was "giving it to you" , bitch, if you take one step closer to the opened window, you're outta here ? (I lived on 5th floor). It takes all your strenght of character not to slip. Team Chris, we're all Chris
by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 7, 2022 2:57 PM |
I always had this notion that prison showers are the sexiest place on earth, like big, spacious, white tiled gang showers filled with hot brutal hunks, until I saw a documentary about life in jail. Those showers are not a place where you would want to go if you're not forced to. Filthy, crumbling , ran-down dumps full of germs, and other unidentified textures. Pron and Hollywood lied to me.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 7, 2022 3:07 PM |
R128 Same - I wanted the sexiness of Oz, but without the meanness and violence
by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 7, 2022 3:17 PM |
R128 doesn’t sound much diff than the average gay bar bathroom and let’s not lie, we’ve all done it there.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | December 7, 2022 3:20 PM |
R130, yes, but in the dark, you can always pretend that you've lost the sense of smell. Them showers aren't dark, unfortunately
by Anonymous | reply 131 | December 7, 2022 3:23 PM |
R97: Don't forget a holiday card to him, folks. I can't think of a gift for him - maybe some cute aloe socks - god knows those floors do not help with foot skin, and I bet the lotion they use is cheap.
Thrive patches? I fear he may have become a bit chubby from prison food and cinnamon buns from the prison commissary.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | December 7, 2022 6:29 PM |
[quote] he may have become a bit chubby from prison food and cinnamon buns
How dare you ?? How very dare you ??? never !
by Anonymous | reply 133 | December 7, 2022 6:54 PM |
What's fat is my cock going into his ass. There, there, Chris, tell me all about that awful Shania and the ugly dolls as I pound that hole. They were so mean to you weren't they. Poor guy.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | December 7, 2022 7:12 PM |
Legit question - can prisoners buy lube?
by Anonymous | reply 135 | December 7, 2022 7:19 PM |
I think the whole point of prison fuck is to assert your authority over faggits. = no lube.Everybody can hear the screaming from the shower/cell #6
by Anonymous | reply 136 | December 7, 2022 7:22 PM |
R136 Is a happy little ray of sunshine, isn't he/she?
by Anonymous | reply 137 | December 7, 2022 7:25 PM |
They have shampoo and lotion in prison. R136 is silly.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | December 7, 2022 7:27 PM |
Speaking of showers, does Chris have any preference for a special body wash? I'd like to send him some if he's running low.
Axe makes a number of them. "Hawaiian Vibe" or "Caribbean Chill"? There's also one called "Anarchy," which might be just right for him.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | December 7, 2022 7:33 PM |
R139 probably something musky and very masc will do
by Anonymous | reply 141 | December 7, 2022 7:37 PM |
R139- I believe you should send him the one called " Prettiest on the Pod.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | December 7, 2022 7:37 PM |
R1 Chris doesn’t bottom, retard.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | December 7, 2022 7:39 PM |
R144-Wrll he does now! 😂
by Anonymous | reply 145 | December 7, 2022 7:43 PM |
I bet it took the prison Alpha to deflower our Chris
by Anonymous | reply 146 | December 7, 2022 7:54 PM |
R146- He taught Chris a passion he had never known.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | December 7, 2022 8:00 PM |
"Shanana couldn't give you THAT, could she ?"
by Anonymous | reply 148 | December 7, 2022 8:03 PM |
R148- Who?
by Anonymous | reply 149 | December 7, 2022 8:07 PM |
So my beloved Chris has to remain in prison while that cunt Griner gets to walk free, talk about misplaced priorities.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | December 8, 2022 12:35 PM |
R150- Disgusting, isn't it? He has served his time! Free him before he gains his previous weight back! We only have a very small window of time here.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | December 8, 2022 4:25 PM |
What do they want from him? He's shown remorse. This is ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | December 8, 2022 5:36 PM |
sexy
by Anonymous | reply 153 | December 8, 2022 5:48 PM |
R152 Seriously! (and thank you for making me laugh)
by Anonymous | reply 154 | December 8, 2022 6:05 PM |
If they freed his chains he could marry again and raise happy children (with good hair), proving he can do it RIGHT this time!
But our modern society only wants to focus on the negative.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | December 8, 2022 6:31 PM |
They will NEVER let him go. Would you ?
by Anonymous | reply 156 | December 8, 2022 6:45 PM |
Some posters here just don't get this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | December 8, 2022 7:22 PM |
OR his dick! (unfortunately)
by Anonymous | reply 158 | December 8, 2022 7:34 PM |
Isn't the penal system's function supposed to be rehabilitation? He has had a perfect record since his incarceration. When did we abandon our Christian principles like charity and forgiveness in favor of this petty vindictiveness?
by Anonymous | reply 159 | December 8, 2022 8:17 PM |
Well said, R159
by Anonymous | reply 160 | December 8, 2022 9:00 PM |
I know this thread is supposedly satirical, but it's obvious that there are some very damaged people here taking it a bit too seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | December 8, 2022 9:09 PM |
penal...mmmmm
by Anonymous | reply 162 | December 8, 2022 9:39 PM |
Kim Kardashian will lobby Biden successfully! for a pardon. Then marry Chris.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | December 8, 2022 9:45 PM |
YUM!
by Anonymous | reply 164 | December 8, 2022 9:59 PM |
Such a beautiful man, inside and out, I have no doubt.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | December 8, 2022 11:24 PM |
Si, is our Chris officially a GAY ICON yet ?
by Anonymous | reply 166 | December 9, 2022 8:41 AM |
His birthday is in May, so that's plenty of time for several of you to figure out how to get a meetup going to visit him in Waupun, Wisconsin! Let him know that he has support deep and wide here.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | December 9, 2022 10:19 AM |
I hope he’s keeping up a regular workout routine. I should mail my Jane Fonda tapes.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | December 9, 2022 11:03 AM |
R166 Cuntbone is one word.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | December 9, 2022 11:56 AM |
joking aside, he really is a victim of matriarchy. Women are designed to be pregnant, or to be taking care of babies,(and elderly) all their lives. Men provide. But our society is so degenerate, that women run in circles doing shit and being crazy. In europe, and most middle eastern countries, a woman would know better than to disrespect her husband. She'd be stoned by the whole community. We don't lead a natural life. Sad.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | December 9, 2022 6:02 PM |
R170 Also all kidding aside - I do think there's this weird pressure to "have a family" instead of just fucking enjoying each other. Then the kids come - so much money, so much hassle, loss of all spontaneity. That person you had fun with, loved, and could have built a beautiful life now all boils down to - money, frantically taking care of offspring. I would go insane also.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | December 9, 2022 6:56 PM |
She married a sadistic psychopath. Tragic but it happens. Men kill their wives all of the time. But to stomp your innocent toddlers through an opening the size of a dinner plate and listen to them drop 20 feet down into a dark tank of toxic crude oil is evil. Bella was most likely still alive when he dropped her into that tank after forcing her to ride for 45 minutes in his work truck with her dead mother at her feet and watching him choke her beloved baby sister to death. He could have just given them an overdose of Benadryl. Idgaf who or what his wife was, that was inhuman. However, this thread is parody and nothing more. I think it is funny, but others may not. Scrolling on by this thread is always an option.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | December 9, 2022 7:19 PM |
R172 fascinating contribution
by Anonymous | reply 173 | December 9, 2022 8:42 PM |
R172’s “insights” are pure speculation.
Was he [italic]there? [/italic] No.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | December 9, 2022 8:49 PM |
R172 just making up dumb shit.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | December 10, 2022 5:38 AM |
I actually don't know his story, but a man that good-looking , surely, is innocent
by Anonymous | reply 176 | December 10, 2022 6:31 AM |
R172 It must be awful to be so constantly judgmental. I feel sorry for you.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | December 10, 2022 1:21 PM |
Chris cannot be contained. He will find a guard with bangs.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | December 10, 2022 1:37 PM |
I want to be his personal sperm bank where he and he alone can make a deposit. I don't think I can put it much more clearly than that.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | December 10, 2022 4:40 PM |
R177 Gorl I’m cackling 😂
These threads are a reminder of why I love DL.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | December 10, 2022 4:45 PM |
We as a community are always wanting to be accepted by the larger society, despite our differences. I must say I am shocked by the critical responses aimed at Chris here, where we refuse to extend the same tolerance.
Think about it.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | December 10, 2022 11:06 PM |
You KNOW Genet would have been head over hills in love with our Chris.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | December 11, 2022 12:05 AM |
R172 you saw the Tubi documentary too.
Shazam was just oversharing and creating a fake image for her "brand" that could never live up to the reality.
Yeah but to drop those girls down in the oil tanks through those tiny holes is cold. And the girls love their dad.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | December 11, 2022 5:14 AM |
R172 you saw the Tubi documentary too?
Shazam was just over sharing on social media projecting an image that was not reality.
But to do that to those girls are just plain cold and heartless
by Anonymous | reply 184 | December 11, 2022 5:16 AM |
I don't want to read that, he didn't do anything to the girls
by Anonymous | reply 185 | December 11, 2022 10:04 AM |
Shambla killed them.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | December 11, 2022 1:28 PM |
SHAMBALALA KILLED THEM AND KILLED HERSELF? SHE WAS A GONE GIRL
by Anonymous | reply 187 | December 11, 2022 2:35 PM |
That’s what Chris FIRST told the police. And they try to question witnesses as soon as possible, before the memories fade.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | December 11, 2022 4:53 PM |
If he doesn't promise to write me back, then I am not sending him any Christmas gifts.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | December 11, 2022 7:00 PM |
he does write back R189, he does, he's lovely like that. This year I've sent him a box of chocolate and 25 000 $ in cash, and he sent me a beautiful poem, he's written himself. quote : We came into the world like brother and brother, And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another
by Anonymous | reply 190 | December 11, 2022 8:30 PM |
The truth is revealed: Chris took the fall for Grift’An to spare her family the heartache. A prince. An absolute prince.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | December 11, 2022 9:39 PM |
watch and tell : this hottie at 22:10 is pulling our leg, right ? he knows how sexy he is, he knows he could have said no. Try and watch without getting a boner
by Anonymous | reply 192 | December 12, 2022 12:12 PM |
He paid the ultimate price. Uncomplainingly. With dignity.
He’s kind of like the BRF in that way.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | December 12, 2022 4:42 PM |
Poor Chris. He just wanted to go once around the garden but ended up with autumn harvest.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | December 12, 2022 11:12 PM |
Has anyone mailed him a Christmas card yet?
by Anonymous | reply 195 | December 14, 2022 11:32 AM |
Make sure it's one that plays music when it's opened! Those are very cheery.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | December 14, 2022 11:40 AM |
If you mail something now, it still has a chance of arriving to him before Christmas. You must hurry, though.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | December 17, 2022 1:46 PM |
Thinking of Chris this evening. Also thinking of our other sweetie, Scott Peterson. 🎄❤️🙏
by Anonymous | reply 198 | December 21, 2022 4:21 AM |
My thoughts are with you, r198.
Shocking and inconceivable that Scott was blatantly railroaded in court again today. [italic]No new trial! [/italic] As if finding out what really happened weren’t important!
by Anonymous | reply 199 | December 21, 2022 6:16 AM |
Oh I’d swallow his seed - in a fuck’n heartbeat.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | December 21, 2022 7:41 AM |
He really is sexy. Yummy. Very fuckable.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | December 21, 2022 9:28 AM |
He was only trying to cleanse the world of worthless trash. People should be thankful he wiped them out when he did.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | December 22, 2022 3:56 PM |
Merry Christmas to our guy!
by Anonymous | reply 203 | December 25, 2022 12:30 PM |
cum is used as lube for his manly asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | January 1, 2023 1:46 AM |
I wonder if it will be revealed in Idaho’s Bryan Kohberger trial that he was a serial killer, and guilty of killing Shazam and the girls.
Then Our Chris would walk free!
by Anonymous | reply 205 | January 2, 2023 2:20 AM |
R205 I don't think LE is serious about finding the true killer. It doesn't fit with their narrative. They all hate Chris.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | January 3, 2023 3:56 PM |
I must slightly disagree. I don't think LE hates Chris. Deep down they crush on him too. But finding the real killer at this point would require far too much effort and, thanks to the bitch, ,Chris doesn't have enough to fund endless trips for donuts and coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | January 3, 2023 11:02 PM |
I just showed my mom the netflix doc on this, she had no idea about him, which is odd because she usually knows the high profile cases. Anyhow, I was doing a video dive and I have to say, her "hey guyz!" bullshit is mesmerizing. It really made me want to try thrive! Oh and I think she changed her name to Sha'nann to go with the bullshit, pretentious, Le-vel. I have to say, the one kid is cute in this video, climbing to get water and getting stuck. Starting at 0:50. I stopped after that. I still can't believe this dumbfuck didn't use this shitty thrive as his defense. I bet he wouldn't have wasted his family before the bullshit caffeine overload.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 6, 2024 12:29 AM |
Oh also, who was Dan Peterson again? I read his name on other threads and was cracking up. Was he also into the Davy Blackburn case?
by Anonymous | reply 209 | March 6, 2024 12:41 AM |