What scandals/drama do you predict certain celebrities will have in the future?

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[quote]Harry will cheat in Megan.

Oh, dear!

Richard Karn of Home Improvement fame will get confused at a Starbucks drive-thru in Encinitas and order a latte rather than the caffè breve requested by his wife Tudi.

This will trigger a chain of events resulting in resentment, emotional withdrawal, and a dramatic red carpet meltdown ending in violence and remorse.

I really do think that Chalamet will have a James Corden/Ellen situation on his hands. It will start on twitter and social media with people claiming that he was an asshole to them.

Divorce for the harkles. We should buy popcorn

Armie Hammer will be arrested for eating a hammertoe.

R4 I've never liked Chalamet. He has a very snooty look.

Jake will have an oopsie baby with an ftm because he didn't know they can still become pregnant.

Jennifer Lawrence will start an OnlyFans account in an attempt to beg producers/directors for roles.

-Leah Remini will have something bad happen to a family member or close friend as a warning to keep her mouth shut. Either that or they'll plant drugs on her to get her arrested and damage her credibility.

-Katy Perry will become full blown MAGA and we'll find out she only endorsed Hillary just for publicity to promote her "woke" album at the time.

-Gaga's Joker musical will become the new legendary Showgirls/Gigli/Glitter legendary bomb but cheesy cult classic. It will effectively end her acting career.

Ezra's Miller's situation will only get worse. He'll try to be normal for a while, then when The Flash is released, he'll start acting out again and by the time the film hits DVD, he'll be cancelled and a pariah.

Elliott Page will de-transition

Madonna will start having serious health problems related to her cosmetic surgeries. Her kids will get into a public battle with her latest juvenile boytoy for control of her medical decisions and empire. They will win, but Madonna will fade from public view for the final years of her life.

Madonna will die of a drug overdose which will explain her erratic behavior.

Shawn Mendes will be outed by a jilted secret celebrity ex.

Ryan Murphy will be cancelled for going too far with his lovefests for serial killers and mass shooters, as well as making unwanted sexual advances towards some of the hot young actors on his shows.

Something awful will happen at the Oscars, like a death or a shooting.

Family Guy will be cancelled and dark secrets about Seth MacFarlane will come out.

Kris Jenner will die, Ellen too.

Elon Musk will release an album.

Jamie Lee Curtis's trans daughter will be the victim of some sort of transphobic bullying which will result in a suicide attempt causing Jamie to finally come out as intersex publicly in support of her.

Kanye West will be the reverse Rachel Dolezal, stating "I am a white man."

[quote] Elliott Page will de-transition

She'll wait to see which way the wind is blowing more strongly. She'll then sue every person who "helped" her on her journey and become the Detrans Queen.

She'll also sue certain media outlets for covering up the reality of trans medicine and surgery.

Then she'll bravely be on the cover of a magazine with new tits bared for all to see.

Rihanna will have Janet Jackson as a guest during her Superbowl Halftime Show which will make up for the 2004 wardrobe malfunction incident.

“Elon Musk will release an album.”

I look forward to this event.

Scandal predictions related to former and current SNLers

-Melissa Villasenor is outed as faking her mental illness claims and then her racist Twitter scandal is brought up again and she finally gets cancelled.

-Leslie Jones who is already a known whiny bitch does something in public that really fucks her up image and her career finally goes down the shitter.

-Chloe Fineman gets in some Scientology related scandal

-Jimmy Fallon gets drunk in public and assaults someone and is arrested.

Sports related scandals

-Aaron Rodgers gets into some domestic spat with a secret boyfriend and police get involved and he is forced to come out of the closet.

-Russell Wilson is revealed to be a serial cheater and his happy family image with Ciara is ruined.

-Patrick Mahomes cheats on his fugly dumb ass Brittany and as a result huge public shit show battle results.

-Steph Curry gets arrested for soliciting prostitutes.

Movie and TV actor scandal predictions

-Will and Jada's Scientology and other shady activities are revealed to the public.

-Tom Cruise gets arrested for some illegal activities related to Scientology.

-Viola Davis has very public diva meltdown caught on video and goes to "rehab".

-Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara get investigated by a CPS agency.

-Eva Longoria goes to prison along with her husband for illegal business activities.

Other scandals

-Kelly Ripa and one of her adult kids gets into a physical fight and Kelly ends up in jail.

-Prince William gets revealed as cheating on Kate.

-Melania's former johns start spilling the beans.

Demi Lovato will arbitrarily come out as a trans man when she is hard up for attention.

Britney will say some extremely nasty and cruel things on Instagram that will get her lots of backlash, even from the fiercest "Free Britney" supporters and will shatter her Southern sweetheart image. Something they won't be able to excuse like when she shaded Christina Aguilera's weight.

[quote] Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara get investigated by a CPS agency.

The Joaquin/Rain siblingcest relationship will be revealed at some point, though it may take one of them dying or getting sick.

Britney Spears will die of suicide or a drug overdose.

Madonna will be exposed as a pedophile.

Jared Leto will finally be exposed.

Chrissy Metz will give in and have extensive weight loss procedures that will nearly kill her and then go on a massive publicity tour to showcase her new look.

Jeopardy will exposed as having helped several of their recent record breaking champions cheat in order to boost ratings.

Prince Charles will strip Andrew, Harry and Meghan of their titles while giving titles to Archie and Lilibet.

Ezra Miller will snap yet again and commit a mass shooting or be revealed as having murdered that woman and her three children.

The actual Killers of Madeline McCann and Jon Benet Ramsey will finally be identified. Madeline's remains will also be found.

Melania Trump will divorce Donald once the new terms of their agreement is up, take full custody of Barron and write a tell all book about her former husband.

Tiffany Trump will denounce her father and 3 older silbings and possibly change her surname. She'll become a minor Paris Hilton type socialite figure.

One Direction will announce a reunion featuring all five members. Zayn will overdose and die shortly before it starts.

Marilyn Manson and Johnny Depp will be exposed as paedophiles based on irrefutable proof.

New evidence will surface that adds credence to the "Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain" theory.

R24 has Leto not been exposed as a creep and a heb e ph!le already? What about that groupie island debacle?

Look for accusations of murder against Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO.

Schcandal! Gosch, I wisch everybody could juscht get along!

[quote] Jared Leto will finally be exposed.

You mean his very large penis?

[quote]I predict one of the Kardashian will be in a plane crash. They won't die.

If Kim were disfigured or disabled in a plane crash or some other accident. her fans would probably ditch her because she would no longer be the glamorous whore they look up to. But, Pimp Mama Kris would totally exploit the situation. If Kim ended up level vent dependent quadriplegic like Christopher Reeve--PMK would be wheeling around some sob story media book tour. At the end of PMK would just hand off her disabled daughter to private duty nurses who are changing the catheters and diapers.

R21 Chloe Fineman can be a very funny impressionist but she has a blankness to her that makes me uneasy. And I've noticed that her impressions of normal people seem stilted and unnatural. She can only do celebs.

Yeah OP I have long suspected that Britney might get into some vehicular accident and seriously injure herself or someone else.

Alec Baldwin will “accidentally” shoot and kill his (Spanish) wife Hilaria

[quote]Harry will cheat in Meghan.

He already cheated in Meghan.

Madonna's butt implants will explode

Lindsey Graham blackmailed by a trick

I think Johnny Depp will have some kind of scandal not related to Amber Heard. For a long time, I have always thought there is something phony about him and it goes back to the time when he got involved in the West Memphis Three case. I felt bad for Henry Rollins and other celebs who had been involved in that cause longer and all of sudden Depp acts like he's the big shot in the cause.

R39, I agree.

[quote] Chloe Fineman can be a very funny impressionist but she has a blankness to her that makes me uneasy. And I've noticed that her impressions of normal people seem stilted and unnatural. She can only do celebs.

I have noticed this as well. I think she's a second gen Scieno. To a small extent, I have a bit of sympathy because it might be all she has known. I still think she's bound to have a scandal. I mentioned Melissa Villasenor in my previous post. There's something quite shady and like I said think she's faking her claims about having panic attacks and mental health issues to make people feel sorry for her. I don't think Villasenor has a decent work ethic because during the years she was on SNL she would constantly post instagram stories of her art work or singing during the SNL seasons. It's hard to sympathize with someone who clearly didn't put in a good amount of effort and then starts out pouting sob stories after she leaves SNL. She also pings to high heaven and I suspect she likely has very conservative parents and she's stuck in the closet as a result.

[quote]The Joaquin/Rain siblingcest relationship will be revealed at some point, though it may take one of them dying or getting sick.

Joaquin's career would go down the shitter. I still think Angelina Jolie and her brother James had an incestuous relationship as well.

Erin Gray doesn’t get recognized at Payless and ends up arrested for throwing generic Crocs at a Mexican woman.

Kim Fields and Mindy Cohn embark on a cross country crime spree that ends with Lisa Whelchel becoming their prison minister. Whelchel then runs off in a UHaul truck to start a new life in Michigan with Nancy McKeon.

Corey Feldman will in the near future somehow one-up himself for crazy, yet again. Though I don't know what he'll do this time, there's little ground he hasn't covered already. Maybe doxx himself as a former chickenhawk, by accident? Or fuck up with his grifting and end up getting in trouble with the law.

Brooke Shields and Lady Di will star together in a new Broadway musical.

Jackie O will tie the knot again.

-Famed psychic, Jean Dixon!

[quote] Erin Gray doesn’t get recognized at Payless and ends up arrested for throwing generic Crocs at a Mexican woman.

I remember on one of those A list type gossip sites where it said some boyfriend scammed her out of money and she was having major financial problems. So maybe not that far off that she would be shopping there.

Froy will have a very public meltdown over something seemingly small. He is the only cast member of "Hocus Pocus 2" not asked to return for the third and final installment of the popular spooky Disney family film series.

Turns out, it was just the last straw for our poor boy Froy. Richard tossed him aside for a new piece of ass who is much younger than, yet neither as good or better looking than Froy.

Rebel Wilson has a scandal when it's revealed nannies are raising her baby and she's barely involved in the baby's life.

John Travolta will star and be a huge success in an Indie movie, written by an unknown.

R4 weren't there rumors of chalamet bullying a girl until she dropped out of high school?

R48 well that's par for the course for the rich and famous

R10 Remini is a bit vulnerable because she's famous but not FAMOUS. In other words she doesn't constantly have protection and paparazzi around her. I can also see something where she is framed with false accusations.

R15 MacFarlane has always given me the creeps. His eyes are glassy and empty even when he smiles. There's something cruel and ugly underneath.

I remember some rumor years ago about MacFarlane and Jennifer Tilly hiring hookers to have threesomes with them.

Dan Levy will come out as non binary.

Johnny Depp will OD (☠️) while at his BFF's house. BFF Marilyn Manson will be overwhelmed with guilt and become a born again Christian, quickly starting his own church, where he again falls into depravity and abusive behaviors, and he kills himself on NYE.

Britney has another epic suicidal breakdown and this time instead of the paps photographing it, she livestreams it for the entire planet, herself. All of the news channels play nothing but "Britney TV", for days. Then, the Livestream stops...SWAT busts in...but it is too late. Britney is finally, truly "free".

Before Spring, a big-name Republican politician goes to Federal prison for treason. S/He will implicate other Republican congresspeople and wealthy donors, who will stay out of jail but lose everything. It will change America's political landscape forever.

George and Amal will divorce and he will get custody of the twins.

Bill Clinton will die from heart related causes. Hillary won't mourn too long before she finally gets to live her life on her own terms.

Ezra Miller will be on his very best behavior for the release of THE FLASH. WBDC will breathe a sigh of relief while they start to rake it in. As THE FLASH's BO momentum builds and opens in more theaters, a femur is found on Miller's property. WB tries to downplay the story as police look into the situation and Ezra continues to do pressers in a totally cooperative manner. LEO find a body to match up to the femur. Two more bodies. Another three bodies. As he is led away in cuffs, Ezra goes berserk, biting chunks of flesh out of the faces of the officers taking him away and screaming that he is God. Miller is tazed into unconsciouness. Investigators find that he is a mass murderer and someone high up in WB has known all along but was being blackmailed by Miller. They both go to jail, with Miller receiving a life sentence.

Donald Trump destroys the Republican party as we know it. He has files on them all and tells everything to anyone who will put him on-air. Many MAGA declare to ever vote again, some even kill themselves out of disillusionment. In retaliation, what's left of the GOP pay off his security to look the other way as the mufti's fatwa against him is completed.

Megan Markle and Elon Musk become the next Hollywood Power Couple. Many think she's just gold-digging and in it for the livestock, but they are true soulmates. Harry is devestated and becomes a morbidly obese recluse.

Joker 2 is going to be genius.

I wouldn't be surprised if groups of MAGAS or QAnons off themselves in some kind of Jonestown type mass suicide.

Barron Trump jumps to his death in New York City.

[quote] I still think Angelina Jolie and her brother James had an incestuous relationship as well.

A long time ago, a coworker made an off-hand remark about how she thought Angelina Jolie was sexually abused by her father (Jon Voight). Just speculation, of course, but that comment stuck in my mind. It would explain the sexual behavior with her brother and would also explain resentment against her father. (Shedding his last name, being estranged a lot of the time.)

It would also explain his batshit crazy turn to religion, now that he's facing that he's going to die fairly soon, R60.

Once a few top mens’ football (soccer) stars finally come out, Tetley will start spilling, and we’ll hear about a lot of m/m affairs (mostly bi or flexible) that have been hushed up or that tabloids have sat on over the years. Which is probably why no man wants to be the first one over the top.

R60 DailyFail ran an article a few weeks ago that showed Voight having lunch with James Haven. If Voight was an abuser--he could be scrambling to make "amends". I have also suspected that he abused Angelina and James in some way.

A me too involving John Mayer. He just screams creep

R22 I hate to sound like a cheeseball but Britney going full asshole on Instagram would be a good teachable moment. That life isn't a black and white battle between innocents and monsters. That the conservatorship could be wrong and abusive while at the same time Spears can have serious mental problems. Too many of the free Britney people act like she isn't a human being but some benevolent and pure forest fairy walking among us.

I'll add that I still think having her father in charge was not the answer. It's just this blind reverence towards her that gets silly. I do believe she needs a professional helper but not a family member or friend.

Dario Argento will die and Asia Argento will say he sexually abused her and use the sexually explicit nude scenes she did in his movies as evidence. Just as she accused her mother, Daria Nicolodi, of beating her as a child in the memoir published after her death. She will think it excuses what she did to Jimmy Bennett.

The tides will turn in Amber Heard's favor. People will think the courts got it wrong just like with OJ and Casey Anthony and she will have a career resurgence with the role of a lifetime. Hollywood will think it owes her after all she was put through with her reputation unrighteously destroyed.

Adele will try to copy Beyonce and make a sassy dance record that people can shake their ass to, but people will find it ridiculous and inauthentic. It will be her lowest selling album ever and will always be remembered as a stain on her discography.

R28 I mean totally exposed. Victims will out come left and right and Leto won't be able to pay them off or have them silenced. Charges will be filed and he will lose roles and business deals.

Adele will stop naming her albums after her current age.

Chet Hanks is gonna air Tom and Rita Wilson's dirty laundry. That kid is a ticking PR time bomb.

Michelle and Barack will divorce.

Wow R73 that would be a surprise for sure.

Elliot Page will skip detransitioning and go straight to assisted suicide in Canada.

Blake Lively will come out as a lesbian. Ryan will publicly support her. He will remarry a business woman he met through one of his companies within two years of the divorce.

Chris Evans will have his drug and alcohol addictions publicly exposed by someone with access to him who wants notoriety and clout above all other things.

A conservative politician will be assassinated by one of their own (MAGAt, QAnon, etc.)

Britney dies at the hands of the LAPD.

Sydney Sweeney goes nowhere. A few years will pass and someone will write a WEHT article, but it won’t get much traction because nobody cares. Nobody ever cared.

R75, are you the lesbian poster who loves Blake Lively?

R76 No, I am not.

We have one of those, a Lively Loving Lez, I'll bet she hopes for that too.

Brendad Ickson is arrested for shoplifting potato salad at Gelson’s. In a crowdfunding attempt to raise bail money, she releases a new videotape of Welcome to My Home—only this time it’s a jail cell.

Johnny Depp will either OD or die of liver failure, within 3-5 years max.

After one or more Bush sons dies, the Epstein lists will be released. Yes, Neil is on there, of course…

Golf courses will be the next targets of mass shootings.

Harry's book will be the final nail in the Sussex coffin and he and MM will lose their titles, and no titles will be given to their children. Further, the dirt MI5 has been sitting on about MM's past will be released. All ties will be cut and they will resort to associations with shady Russians or Chinese.

Charles will have a disabling stroke within 2 years and William will take over. He will be a popular king and no scandal will attach to his reign. However, he will take active steps to gain greater privacy and will severely curtail any displays of wealth or privilege.

The Seacow will have his throat slit while thinking he's in a safe place.

Brad Pitt will marry one of his daughter's friends from school.

A crazy fan will attempt to steal George Michael's body from the grave but will steal the wrong body.

Elton John will have a public meltdown and shit himself on camera.

William Shatner will live to be over 100 and marry three more times, each time to women younger than his granddaughters.

Boy George will accidentally commit treason.

Princess Charlotte will be revealed as the genetic clone of Queen Elizabeth.

Harrison Ford will have a medical emergency while flying a plane and put 100s of lives in jeopardy.

Hillary will reveal that she and Donald Trump once had sex in Studio 54 and that he said she was the best he ever had.

Fabio will be revealed as bald.

Melania and Ivanka have an affair and leave their husbands for each other.

Johnny Depp falls madly in love with a young man who resembles his former self.

Brittney Spears has a baby through a surrogate who fights her for custody with help from Sam

ted danson runs for president and wins

So this is what we do now because no one has any REAL gossip? Make shit up?

R39 What scandal could Depp have next that he hasn't already had? The court case revealed serious dirt on him and there's still a lack of backlash. He'd have to actually murder somebody or have a sex tape with underaged prostitutes (he's reportedly a fan of barely legal Russian hookers)

I also predict surrogate drama for Britney.

Something along the lines of Sherri Shepherd's mess.

Sam orchestrates a pregnancy/retirement plan with donor eggs and his own sperm carried by a surrogate. He then files for divorce and custody of his meal ticket and Britney goes ballistic claiming the child isn't really hers and she was duped.

Woody Allen will die falling down the stairs. Soon-Yi and Mia will reconcile and will co-write a tell all book that will shock even the most jaded of people.

R99, there is something repugnant about the fact that it's legal to breed women like cattle, not even support them in childbirth and then only ever refering to them in dehumanised language like "surrogate." It's like something out of the handmaid's tale..

Yep, R101.

[Quote] A me too involving John Mayer. He just screams creep

Wouldn't be surprising since Taylor Swift and Jessica Simpson have pointed out what an asshole he is. And now it looks like John has something going on with Kiernan Shipka.

R103 The unwashed raspy voice thing is with Sally? 🤢🤢🤢 Shipka could do so much better.

I don't understand the people like r65 et al. who think that someone going "full asshole" means they should be forced into a conservatorship where they're forced by their father to have an IUD, and can't even make decisions about small issues like the paint colors in their home.

I know you guys think you're being rational, but you're not.

People will go back to properly respecting woody allen for his genius, while faux victim dylan commits some atrocity - revealing that she was always batshit.

One of Woody Allen’s adopted daughters will come out saying he molested her.

I predict that a Hemsworth will enter rehab.

[quote]A conservative politician will be assassinated by one of their own (MAGAt, QAnon, etc.)

I think MTG or Lauren Boebert will eventually make the mistake of saying something demeaning about their nutso supporters and it will bite them in the ass.

Marjorie taylor green is intersex. Clearly.

I wouldn't be surprised if Lauren Boebert ends up prison for some kind of financial crime. Mother Jones did a story on her several months back where it was mentioned that she sometimes had to wait for her perv husband to get paid from his job in order to pay her restaurant employees. Other shit has probably gone down with her.

R75 I can see all of those occurring except the Britney/ lapd situation. They would do anything to avoid injuring her due to the fallout and international outcry that would occur. Now if she were Britney Bumfuck, a random hillbilly girl, they wouldn't think twice.

R75s last paragraph was so pointlessly bitchy it made me laugh.

A provable and obvious rape charged to Ronaldo, that sticks this time.

Connor Jessup will transition and will demand to be known as Constance Jessup.

^’Constance Jessup’ sounds like the perfect name for a posh equestrian school.

One of Boebert’s 4 sons will use the rifle Mommy gave him to shoot someone, maybe her.

Sydney Sweeney going nowhere wouldn't be that surprising. Girls like her always have someone else waiting in the wings to replace them.

[quote] where they're forced by their father to have an IUD, and can't even make decisions about small issues like the paint colors in their home.

Why do you take these things at face value from someone as unbalanced as Britney?

She was on anti-psychotic medicine and getting pregnant was risky for her and the child. She probably agreed to some form of BC and this was her choice. She did try to kill or harm her other children when they were little.

The paint colors IIRC related to her wanting to renovate the kitchen cabinets or something that was very expensive and/d or money spending behavior during a manic phase.

Whether she should have been able to make these decisions or not is another question but I wouldn't assume they were as simple as presented by Britney.

When Barron Trump grows up he will be the subject of a documentary revealing his disability, exploring how an autistic child adjusted to a new way of life, the impact the worldwide scrutiny had on him, his thoughts about his father's presidency, and exposing how Donald treated him horribly and called him names such as "retard" and "mongoloid."

Mickey Rooney will be accused of bestiality.

Judge Judy will die, so will Doctor Phil.

One of the MTV Teeb Moms will die, or the dads.

Donald Trump Jr beaten and robbed by a hooker

Ron De Santis exposed for sleeping with students when he was a teacher

Mariska Hargitay is revealed to be a regular customer of female hookers.

Louis CK will be outed for more sexual misconduct in the past, this time involving a minor.

Elon Musk will be hospitalized for “exhaustion” but in actuality he’ll be in rehab for substance abuse.

Martha Stewart will become the oldest celebrity to do a sex tape.

[Quote] I predict that a Hemsworth will enter rehab.

It should be Liam, preferably while he's in the middle of filming The Witcher.

R104 she's lost so much weight 😕

The FIFA World Cup has been fixed going back years, and many top managers and players knew about it.

𝖍𝖊𝖞 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖚𝖕 𝖙𝖔

Topical: Donald Trump's announcement tomorrow is not that he is running for president in 2024. He is going to announce that he will be Speaker of the House, as the Republicans have the majority. He will promise to destroy the Deep State, "Drain the Swamp", and (finally) jail all of the MAGA political enemies, when he enters into this position.

Using threats, blackmail, subterfuge, and the bringing to bear the intent of use his army of drooling, violent, moronic MAGAts against not only Democrats but Republicans (and their families) who don't "fall in line", the new R majority will feel the pressure to install him as Majority Speaker, continuing to degrade and destroy everything our nation has been built on since it's birth.

Liam Hemsworth has the charisma of a saltine.

Pete Davidson's alleged cock size will be confirmed or denied when his nude selfies are leaked.

Nicole Kidman will become hideously disfigured due to the over use of botox for more than two decades. She will be the first such case, others will soon follow as their faces start to fall off.

R133 I think it's also possible that she might develop cancer or some unknown disease from botox. Botox will be this eras cigarettes

Angelyne will be exposed as a racist.

Sunset Boulevard, the Musical finally gets made but with M. starring in it who goes on to win her 4th Oscar.

I think most celebrities will choose Birkenstocks or Crocs...

Meghan McCain will die after childbirth - not because of the crotchfruit. Instead, she will go under the knife for secret neck and shoulder reduction and they’ll hit another clot. She’ll bleed out on the OR table. We will have fruit rollups.

Pete Davidson will have a same sex fling.

A murder-suicide from a castmember of the 90 Day Fiance franchise will force the show and all of its spinoffs permanent cancellation.

One of the major characters from House of the Dragon will die in an accident.

Two professional sports stars from the same team will die of an accidental drug overdose due to fenatnyl being cut into it.

Tudor Dixon ends up in psychiatric facility.

R124 how dare you!! Mariska is a national treasure.

r140, along with Kari Lake, Blake Masters, and Doug Mastriano

Bill Cosby will get bored and quietly try to find work on some low budget movie thinking nobody will even notice. But they do, raise a fuss, and get the distributor to shelve the movie.

A tape.of Junior Samples fucking a cow will come out, destroying the legacy of Hee Haw.

R135 Really?

Do you think it will end in death R3?

National Treasures can be closeted lesbians you know.

Suicides: Jim Carrey (hanging), Jada Pinkett (pills), Armie Hammer (jump from balcony), Sarah Palin (gun)

After staring into each other's eyes for a solid hour Daivd Muir and Mike Pence will have a sexual awakening and the broadcast will continue for an additional hour of tender lovemaking under the hot lights.

R131 good thing Liam had Miley to help keep his name in the headlines.

Joe Rogan will re-connect to his Catholic upbringing and become a devout Christian who will spend his podcasts obsessing over the New Testament and arguing that everything in the Bible literally happened. He’ll have the same passion for Jesus as he has for UFOs, Big Foot, and the Lost City of Atlantis.

Harvey Weinstein writes a tell all book from prison that ends the careers of numerous leading ladies.

Harvey Weinstein is chased around, threatened and numerously raped in prison like he did to his leading ladies.

Meghan divorces Harry and tries to reinvent herself as a comedian making fun of herself as a Z-list social climber marrying into the BRF. She will also start speaking jive.

King Charles (I almost posted Prince Charles - I still can't adjust to the change) will pass away early next year. William will become King and he will invite Lizzo to perform at his coronation. He will then have the law changed so he can make Lizzo a Dame.

Wishful thinking: On her deathbed and with nothing to lose as she is not under NDA, the Nonna of the Italian twink Clooney "allegedly" crippled circa 2013 spills the beans to a local reporter.

His loses all his endorsements and his career rightfully goes down the shitter. The camera thirsty beard he "married" to cover it up files for divorce and gets full custody of their two little insurance policies and 50% or more of his fortune. Hopefully she disappears back into the oblivion she came from.

***Note to the disturbed DLer who gets incensed when this topic is mentioned and replies with a terse, seething defense of GC: Kick rocks! You should be ashamed of yourself defending the egregious abuse of power between a working-class gay teen and a wealthy, famous 50something entitled, untouchable asshole.

Kevin Spacey will attempt a comeback in an indie film. Hollywood will have forgiven him, but he will be too old for todays audiences.

After Barbra dies, Jason and Josh Brolin will have a long legal battle over the estate.

[Quote] Kevin Spacey will attempt a comeback in an indie film. Hollywood will have forgiven him, but he will be too old for todays audiences.

Said indie film will be directed by Bryan Singer. Extras will be played by twinks from Motel23.

R63 James Haven has been in contact with Job Voight all along. He will never stop complaining about Jon not giving more money to his beatific mother and not buying teenage James a car which meant James couldn’t go to prom (get a job, maybe?) but they’re in contact. James is a Christian as well.

Even when James was giving interviews to the Fail over a decade ago he was photographed papped with his father a few times.

Angelina has done everything short of saying Jon was physical or sexually abusive, and I have no doubt she wouldn’t scream it from the rooftops if he has been. All her complaints about him are about money, cheating, and telling her she is crazy.

It is her hippie mom who had fewer sexual boundaries if anything, by giving up her double bed for Angelina and her older boyfriend to fuck in when Angie was underage, and by pushing Angelina to date Mick Jagger because she was a huge Rolling Stones fan.

I sense another big scandal happening in politics, similar to the Larry Craig saga. I don't think Miss Lindz will be involved, I think it will be someone we're not expecting

I see Poo Shoes has posted at r156.

A video of Shawn Mendes being fisted will show up on XTube.

Nikki Haley has a sex tape scandal.

Vladimir Putin dies and all his secret blackmail files are revealed

Marilyn Manson kills himself.

R166 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Biden completely decimates Trump much worse than he did in 2020. An infuriated Trump says "You know what? America doesn't deserve a President like me anyway!" He will shun even his most loyal supporters, angry at them for not getting him back into the White House ("You didn't do enough to help me!"). Then he will go back home and sit there eating fast food and watching trash TV the rest of his life. That is the end of the MAGA cult...until someone even worse comes along.

All these guesses for ‘X person [often old or unhealthy or an addict or in a precarious social position] dies’...is that really a prediction, or just a forecast? We all die as a surety, some sooner than others for obvious reasons. Hardly outlandish.

Steve Mnuchin is found to have made and distributed snuff films, with a huge subscription base among the elites of many countries. In addition, he had a 'safari' that hosted The Most Dangerous Game style hunts for and by humans. The list comes out, but is largely ignored, much like the Panama Papers. The next Republican POTUS pardons them all- sealed pardons, but no one is prosecuted, not even Mnuchin, who has fled to Siberia with his new wife, the (formerly) 15 year old Olympic ice skater who was found to have used banned substances.

Ivanka and Jared divorce and nasty custody battle follows over the brats.

Bill Hader will finally realize our height difference is not the impediment to coupled bliss that he seems to imagine it is, and will remove the restraining order. We will marry. You bitches will be so jealous.

R170 Mnuchin and his pathological liar wife are both such creepy and revolting freaks.

Madonna will ̶s̶t̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶l̶t̶h̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶l̶e̶m̶s̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶s̶m̶e̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶s̶u̶r̶g̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶.̶ ̶H̶e̶r̶ ̶k̶i̶d̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶u̶b̶l̶i̶c̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶a̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶j̶u̶v̶e̶n̶i̶l̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶y̶t̶o̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶r̶o̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶m̶e̶d̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ ̶d̶e̶c̶i̶s̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶e̶m̶p̶i̶r̶e̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶w̶i̶n̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶M̶a̶d̶o̶n̶n̶a̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶f̶a̶d̶e̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶p̶u̶b̶l̶i̶c̶ ̶v̶i̶e̶w̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶.̶ die soon probably.

FIFY.

Jack Grealish 'found' by a hunky bouncer passed out on the floor of a bathroom in a Mykonos gay club, where he is covered in nacreous layers and surrounded by dozens of half-empty canisters. It will be hushed up by his PR team & agent quick enough to convert the mainstream media take into a completely different story, about an epileptic fit he had in a restaurant while swooning in the arms of some model-pretty local waitress.

Jack will have to devote a lot of his time from then on promoting awareness of psych conditions that he not only doesn't have (he's just a sex-addicted low-IQ party slut) but of which he has no understanding and can't even spell or pronounce the names either. Jack's teammates past and present, knowing the real story, will never stop bantering him off about this. His hush boyfriend Jordan also threatens to break up with him over it, so on the quiet Jack also does a half-arsed stint of cursory rehab to keep Jordan sweet and get him to forgive him.

[quote] I really do think that Chalamet will have a James Corden/Ellen situation on his hands. It will start on twitter and social media with people claiming that he was an asshole to them

I think Jenna Fischer and/or John Krasinski will have a scandal like that. Both were rumored to be assholes on the set of The Office. It would be hilarious to see Fischer brought down by that kind of scandal because she milks The Office all the time for attention. As much as I dislike Mindy Kaling, at least she managed to have some success outside of The Office and doesn't cling to it as much as Fischer does.

R173, he was a member of Skull and Bones.

Something realistic I think could easily happen: Ina Garten unintentionally makes some kind of tone-deaf comment or tweet about how working people should wear masks at all times. There's a Twitter storm and being rich and old she decides to just quietly retire rather than apologize.

Ronaldo and his girlfriend with have a domestic dispute. He gets arrested but is released. However, Georgina leaves him and only takes her two biological kids with her. This leads to Ronaldo giving Piers Morgan an interview about how the other children feel abandoned by their mother figure. Then the real, mystery mother of his first son shows up and declares Ronaldo paid her off for custody and that she now wants a relationship with her son--Ronaldo refuses, and this causes a rift in the family.

Unhappy and desperate to repair his image, Ronaldo marries a young, blonde model type and has another baby. His original son becomes a soccer star and changes his name, infuriating Ronaldo. Ronaldo is too old to play, so develops a drinking problem, becomes a mess in public, and creates his own football team.

R178 I can see that . I love her recipes but she already had that mini scandal with the make a wish kid.

[quote] Unhappy and desperate to repair his image, Ronaldo marries a young, blonde model type and has another baby. His original son becomes a soccer star and changes his name, infuriating Ronaldo. Ronaldo is too old to play, so develops a drinking problem, becomes a mess in public, and creates his own football team.

Nah, mate, come on. Would never fuckin' 'appen, would it.

Chris Pratt is revealed as cheating on his second wife Katherine. Nasty divorce and custody fight happen.

It sometimes gives me the fear that something truly horrible might come out about the late Prince Rogers Nelson. It would break my heart, as I've been a fan all my life.

"Jack Grealish 'found' by a hunky bouncer passed out on the floor of a bathroom in a Mykonos gay club, where he is covered in nacreous layers and surrounded by dozens of half-empty canisters. "

Substitute "Cockgobbler" for "Jack Grealish" and it works just as well.

After Liza goes, it will be discovered that Michael Feinstein has taken financial advantage of her.

R183, when he died, the rumor was that he had AIDS. His JW status was bad enough for me.

And the Kennedys arrange for his mysterious demise, R182!

Candace Cameron's son will have a gay sex tape scandal which will lead to various conservative Christian organizations trashing Candace and her husband.

Tom Holland and Tom Daley will meet at a cheeky Nandos and elope together. Their sex tape will wind up online.

Some low-level MAGAt - Jacob Wohl, Laura Loomer, etc. - will finally go postal and try to shoot up congress. They will be machine-gunned into strawberry jam by the police.

R189 good effort, but nb. one does to not go TO a cheeky Nando's, one GOES TO GET a cheeky Nando's.

R190, I could see Loomer doing something like that. She went batshit on the Republican she lost to in the primary, screaming about how the election was "stolen" (with no evidence of course)

I could see some scandal in which a follower of MAGA Trump endorsed loser going postal. Some of MAGA losers like Kari Lake and Tudor Dixon are very sour about their losses. Dixon had some tweet days ago about how the longer she lives in a blue state the more she understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars(her words). The tweet is still up.

Milo will be kicked to the curb by MTG and wind up homeless and on the streets. He will be beaten severely by a trick and crawl back to the UK, never to be heard of again. Ten years later his remains will be identified, having been dredged from a Birmingham canal.

While entertaining the kids at a children's hospital's Easter Egg Hunt, RDJ will suffer from heat prostration and keel over in his bunny rabbit suit. He'll make a full recovery, but never quite live down the pics of medical personnel loading his cotton-tail bedecked ass into the ambulette.

Jodie Foster will have a little bit too dutch to mink at a TV Awards ceremony and admit that although Mel Gibson is a complete asshole he eats pussy like a fucking pro.

James Gordon will swallow an entire canned ham.

Ricky Gervais will host the Golden Globes and be beaten to death by the audience when it turns out his opening act is simply reciting every name off the guest list and following it with "cunt".

There was a blind item years ago about liberal actor being a domestic abuser and people were guessing Mark Ruffalo. There's something phony and off about him and I wouldn't be surprised if major dirt comes out and he has a fall from grace.

Judd Apatow is another person who has a phony vibe similar to Ruffalo. I could see some dirt coming about Apatow and the douchebro squad Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill. James Franco has already had a scandal. It always bugged the fuck out of me how Apatow constantly ripped into Woody Allen and Bill Cosby, but stayed quiet on Franco.

A beached whale will inspire international media coverage before it is discovered that the creature is in fact Jonah Hill, trying to tan his sallow flesh.

Madison Cawthorn tried to bring a gun onto a plane...wouldn't be surprised if he's the next MAGAt to have a total breakdown

I predict Madison Cawthorn will have some kind of scandal involving a phony non-profit organization.

Miss Lindsay and boys. He's licking Trump's taint over some bad behavior. Or Trump just said We will have your sister killed.

Trump's blackmail files on Miss Lindz, Ted Cruz, Tom Cotton, etc. will be revealed

Billie Eilish and her brother have a plagirism scandal.

Chris Watts will be brutally murdered.

Ed.win will be disemboweled.

Aaron Rodgers mugged by a hustler

That's so fucking weird, R208, because I was originally going to post about Watts being disemboweled but changed it to brutally murdered.

Shawn Mendes will be discovered at the receiving end of a glory hole in the mens restroom at the greyhound station.

I see a Phil Spector situation with Ezra Miller and some woman in the future.

Ron DeSantis' wife Casey is revealed as an adulteress and is pushed to admit everything during a Catholic mass.

Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwood get divorced.

R212, i think it's far likelier that Ron himself will be exposed having fucked Emerald Robinson, rat-faced neo-con whore.

According to Trumper swinger dick-bag Robert stone, no less.

Tom Cruise will be killed on the set of a Mission Impossible film due to a stunt gone wrong.

The Church of Scientology will immediately break into his house (while the body is still warm) just to make sure there is nothing there that could be used to expose them despite not having anything to do with his death but simply because they want to make sure their tracks stay covered.

Reba McEntire will admit she has crossed eyes.

Dolly Parton will lose a boob but Fred Schneider of the B-52s will find it and return it to her.

[quote]Candace Cameron's son will have a gay sex tape scandal which will lead to various conservative Christian organizations trashing Candace and her husband.

I can see it being something escandaloso like bottoming for Rhyheim and thinking he could wear a mask and bunny ears as a disguise.

R215, I think he was cheating on her that one time he "disappeared"

R206 better than incest scandal.

Keith Urban will come out as trans and release a sex tape of Nic & Naomi scissoring. All their careers will be destroyed. (Well, what is left of them).

[quote]Tom Cruise will be killed on the set of a Mission Impossible film due to a stunt gone wrong.

[quote] The Church of Scientology will immediately break into his house (while the body is still warm) just to make sure there is nothing there that could be used to expose them despite not having anything to do with his death but simply because they want to make sure their tracks stay covered.

I don't think COS would need to break into his house if he was to die unexpectedly. I think they have a had a plan in place for that and his Scientology handlers are constantly "cleaning" things up to keep themselves and Cruise from having other Scieno related scandals. I also bet Connor has been taught to always "clean up" after daddy by the clams.

Evidently it will be revealed that some washed-up boy band and the manager of a fan-page devoted to them are "fat".

Repeatedly.

Alex Jones will attempt to buzz his ex-wife's house with his helicopter. Again. A collision with a migrating duck will cause him to crash, where he will burn to death in the wreckage.

Emerald Robinson will admit she gave Ron DeSantis herpes during a three-day weekend of unprotected anal while his wife was in the hospital for cancer.

She wouldn't have admitted it but his lousy check bounced.

The B-52s and REM will shock fans by brawling on stage over which band is actually there to open for Pearl Jam. Kate will club Stipe like a baby seal, with her walker no less.

Having died several years ago, Mitch McConnell will finally crumble to dust.

Pics will leak of Richard Armitage and Lee Pace 69ing while in dwarf fake nose/elf make-up.

Khloe Kardashian's face will cave in and she'll have a mental breakdown, publicly admittting that she is not a biological Kardashian. She'll do a sit down interview with Savannah Guthrie and reveal how depraved Kris is. She will then become a lesbian, and marry Roxanne Gay.

Taylor Swift will become a mother, to a severely autistic child. She will give up her music career and become an advocate for those with ASD.

Demi Lovato will OD again and have a stroke, leaving her paralysed on one side of her body. She will be wheeled out in her chair at all the music awards shows in 2023 and then rarely seen again publicly.

Hugh Jackman will be caught with a male prostitute by the Daily Mail. Debora Lee will ruin him financially, and America will cancel him. He'll return to Australia and spend the rest of his life touring small town venues performing songs from Les Mis and The Boy From Oz.

Ellen will beat Portia and be jailed. Portia will finally leave her and use the money she receives to open an animal sanctuary in rural Australia, and revert back to her real name, Mandy. Ellen will thrive in prison though, leading daily dance and movement classes for her fellow inmates.

Gisele will write a tell-all about Tom’s closetry

During a party at Andy Cohen's, a Real Housewife will catch fire while lighting her cigarette off a candle. The flames will spread quickly, engulfing each shreiking bitch as their hairspray ignites. Andy will be stomped flat by the stampede for the doors, which, alas, were locked to prevent Kathy Griffin from crashing.

Piers Morgan will attempt to crack the US again and be rewarded with a trip back towards London via a new invention - the cuntapult.

R236 This one caught me unawares, lmao

Alex Jones dies a slow painful death from colon cancer while the world cheers

Meghan Markle will be caught on camera cursing, mocking and being straight up abusive to an aide. The video will be low quality but not low enough for a positive identification to be made.

Sugars will use the fact that the video isn't of decent quality in an attempt to discredit it as a hoax and smear campaign. Further analysis will prove them wrong.

Unable to accept that they were wrong and that Meghan Markle really is a bitch they will all gather on cliff tops and jump en masse.

Paris Hilton will come out as a lesbian and reveal that she and her partner are expecting IVF babies.

Bryan Singer's past behavior will be revisited and exposed. Victims will come out in large numbers implicating him and others starting a second wave of MeToo with mostly male victims.

Madonna will die of a drug overdose. Her four older children will battle each other and some of her siblings for control of whatever is left of her estate. Things will get really ugly between Rocco and David. Expect Dynasty style catfights between the two of them over a bunch of ugly Frida Kahlo paintings.

Chaos will be revealed as yet another nom de fumes of the same sad repetitive obnoxious troll that floods DL with garbage and will contract monkeypox from a doorknob.

I am a cunt and a worthless whore.

Speak for yourself, sad troll.

A male celebrity who is a squeaky clean type will be revealed to be a Bob Crane type.

That's old news.

It will be revealed that Kevin Spacey is the gay Bob Crane

Sack of shit "DeFacto" will tire of his namesake and will fall back on one or more of his other dozen personas.

Ed.win/ na will identify as nonbinary when he/they/them realizes his/her/their pecs/moobs are actually soft, saggy breasts.

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Poor troll. So much busy work for you. Have a good time?

R249 Licks Meghan Markle's pussy

What about Petey? And the twins who are props? And your moobs? Are you nonblarney?

Pete and Chasten get a divorce and highly public custody battle ensues similar to the one Jane Lynch's ex-wife had with her first wife.

What the fuck was that? Did you fart?

[Quote] Bryan Singer's past behavior will be revisited and exposed. Victims will come out in large numbers implicating him and others starting a second wave of MeToo with mostly male victims.

So at least another 20 years? I think Bryan has too much dirt on people. Unless more tea is spilled about Michael and Motel23.

Like Tom Hanks, R243?

It's amazing how men dismiss pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding and childcare as reasons for the mother to have custody of her children, but think they have a right to custody, even when they are the guilty party for the separation, just because they stuck their dick in a woman nine months before the baby was born, R252. So glad I'm a lesbian..

I'd love to see real dirt on Tom Hanks unearthed. I don't buy his nice guy image for one minute. He's skeevy.

I still want to know why Ariana Grande was at Tom's house playing charades, it's so random.

George Clooney and Anal will divorcee.

Elon will go to rehab for his addiction to whippets.

The little dog R260?

r21 I read an article about Mahomes and now I keep getting his stuff on my Facebook feed. His wife is obnoxious always trying to get attention but she has him locked down with a girl and soon a boy. If he leaves her it will get messy as hell, you can tell she will be vindictive.

Harry can deep-dick me whenever he wants.

You're "non-binary?" What are you, then, decimal?

[Quote] His wife is obnoxious always trying to get attention but she has him locked down with a girl and soon a boy. If he leaves her it will get messy as hell, you can tell she will be vindictive.

I think that could be the case for several different CW actors and their wives/gfs.

[quote] I read an article about Mahomes and now I keep getting his stuff on my Facebook feed. His wife is obnoxious always trying to get attention but she has him locked down with a girl and soon a boy. If he leaves her it will get messy as hell, you can tell she will be vindictive.

I'm a football fan and follow several NFL and sports pages on Facebook and I constantly get Patrick Mahomes articles in my feed. Yahoo and People Magazine seem to have boners for Patrick and Brittany as they have stories on them often. It's funny because Patrick and Brittany are both odd looking as fuck. She has weird nose, weird face shape, and gummy smile and Patrick looks a human version of a muppet. She's a gigantic asshole and it was good to see a lot of people calling her out along with Patrick's brother Jackson over those their asshole antics. Last year during the playoffs, I would sometimes scroll through twitter during games to see different NFL related trends and Brittany was getting trashed. There was a woman on twitter who tweeted something along the lines that people were being sexist towards Brittany and she posted that male partners/spouses of female athletes probably don't get as much hate.

I'm a woman and I thought Brittany deserved to be called out over antics and I saw plenty of women on twitter and Facebook slamming her in addition to men. It wasn't an issue of sexism, it was an issue of conduct and lack of humility on Brittany's part. I thought the twitter poster's mention of female athletes and their male partners and spouses was a bit unfair because female athletes and female pro sports leagues don't even get the same amount of coverage as male athletes and male pro sports leagues. There's not much to gauge on that part. I'm sure some female athletes have asshole husbands, but we aren't seeing it much because there's either not enough coverage or the husbands keep their asshole antics on the down low. I'm sure that if some female athlete had a husband who was a total asshole like Brittany Mahomes, people would be trashing the guy. In the past asshole fathers of female athletes have been dragged in the media like Mary Pierce's asshole father. At some point, we will some mega asshole husband of female athlete be trashed on social media. People who defend Brittany Mahomes are just normalizing shitty behavior.

R164, I was about to write that Nikki Haley is outed.

I think there's bound to be some kind of scandal with a closeted GOP lesbian politician being outed or having some kind of sex tape or nudes scandal involving another woman. The closet case GOP lesbian will probably be someone who grew up in an Evangelical or very conservative Catholic family and stayed in the closet to appease her parents and eventually she marries a guy and has kids, but finds ways to fuck women on the side.

A GOP gay man would be much more likely to be outed with a sex tape or nude photos

I would love a GOP scandal in which a well known politician and his wife are revealed to be bearding for each other. That kind of couple would be tossed out like trash pretty quickly.

When the Obamas divorce, it will be amicable and respectable. The reason for their divorce will be because Barack has fallen in love with a white Latina, however this will not be made public until Michelle finds a new, wealthy black man to marry. All of her future books and podcasts will flop, but Black Hollywood lead by Chrissy Tiegen will take her side. The general public will side with Barack, as will Oprah, though she’ll successfully play both sides.

Trump will fuck whores.

Trump and Melania will divorce in a few years.

[quote] Louis CK will be outed for more sexual misconduct in the past, this time involving a minor.

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised by this. I think he found ways to pay off some women after he was outed as a perv.

Kim Kardashian is caught on video saying something racist.

Johnny Depp will die from alcohol poisoning.

If Depp died from alcohol poising or a drug overdose, I would love to see his loony fans try and defend St. Johnny.

I see a Golden Girls revival that’s heinous.

Mariska Hargitay’s face turns into a pillow top mattress.

Park Overall makes a comeback but Bret Butler has a stand-off with police.

Todd Rivers gets done for being a filthy sex pest with a 6th form girl.

One of the England national football team outed, either forcibly or accidentally, by a social media lea k of pictures or footage that is undeniable and impossible to spin in a hetero way.

It won’t be the papers that blab or break the story, though. They’ve sat on a dozen major names of football closet cases for years, and they get tidy kickbacks from The F.A./FIFA/individual teams for keeping mum.

Kanye spills the dirt on the Katrashians with various receipts.

R265 yeah I agree the mahomes are both so goofy looking. I don't understand why they keep getting pushed on everyone.

If Mahomes wasn't an NFL QB, he and his wife would just been seen as an average looking boring couple. I think when the daughter was born that increased attention because media outlets eat up cutesy photo shoots with babies. Social media has played into why there's more attention on NFL wives in recent years.

Another annoying NFL couple is Matthew Stafford and his wife Kelly. They are slightly better looking than Patrick and Brittany Mahomes. Kelly is another annoying cunt like Brittany. Kelly has been knocked down a few pegs because the Rams suck this season and it looks like Matthew is out for the rest of the season with a spinal cord contusion. I picture her at her mansion crying because there isn't going to be playoffs or additional attention for Matthew and the Rams. I also wouldn't be surprised if it's revealed that Kelly is a domestic abuser because she gives off a nosy control freak vibe.

Yeah, I'm sure Kelly is an abuser, beating up her huge NFL player husband who is much, much bigger than her

Ed.win Mon.tan.ez. Jr will troll The Datalounge with unending narcissistic "look at ME" threads to vent his impotent rage.

^^^if Zendaya or Sweeney is on a magazine cover, he’ll be ecstatic, and no one else will care. “Sydney who?” posts make him apoplectic.

R286 don't forget Hunter and "her amazing breasts".

Lady Gaga and Michael Feinstein are both revealed to be exploiting Liza Minnelli. Michael for financial purposes and Lady Gaga because she wants to produce and star in a LIza biopic.

Britney Spears dies and her entire family and her husband go to war over her estate. The legal battle will last several years ala Anna Nicole Smith. A biopic and hologram tour will be announced immediately after the final verdict.

Paris Jackson and Lourdes Leon will have a messy lesbian love affair.

One of the well-known Gen Z nepotism babies will die - either via a stalker, or by a fentanyl-laced OD. It will spawn several dozen thinkpieces about celebrity, parenting, celebrity parenting, social media, fame, social media fame, and parasocial relationships. Nothing will change, except that some former Buzzfeed writer's Substack will gain a few paid subscribers.

Caroline Cruz writers a tell all book on Ted and Heidi which exposes various family secreets.

I had a vision (yes, I'm psychic. Get over it.)

And I saw a prominent government official at an airport. They were at the baggage carousel. And they took some designer luggage that was DEF NOT theirs.

During this dream (my psychic visions occur during dream states--not the kind of sleeping regular people do, but during special spirit sleeps), I also saw a cue ball rolling through the fires of Hell. In the background, I heard an old song by Bauhaus. And slot machine noises. And dogs barking.

I'm not sure what it means, or when it will come to fruition.

I live in isolation. I do not read newspapers. I do not own a television. My frequencies must remain untainted. I must not sully my gift.

Marjorie Taylor Greene undergoes plastic surgery, but ends up with a Joan Rivers type result.

Lily Collins has a sex tape scandal.

Scieno dirt comes out on Elisabeth Moss.

Marjorie Taylor Greene and George Santos financial related scandal happens.

Jenna Ortega and Pete Davidson sex tape scandal

Susan Sarandon ends up in a Russian prison.

NFL commissioner Roger Goddell faces a scandal and resigns within the next few weeks.

Kevin McCarthy ends up in prison.

Whoopi Goldberg will lash out at AMPAS due to Till and Danielle Deadwyler being snubbed for Oscar nods and ugly feud will go for years.

Mariska Hargitay lesbiannnnnnnn drama. Or some drama with Chris Meloni. Either they hate each other or they’ve been screwing this whole time.

Wasn't there blind items years ago about Hargitay and Meloni clashing due to their egos?

Heavily publicized custody battle involving Lauren Boebert's grandson.

[quote] After staring into each other's eyes for a solid hour Daivd Muir and Mike Pence will have a sexual awakening and the broadcast will continue for an additional hour of tender lovemaking under the hot lights.

I almost lost my breakfast when I read this.

[quote] Liam Hemsworth has the charisma of a saltine.

Liam is the most beautiful of the brothers.

Paul Mescal gets caught with kiddie porn.

A leaked video will show JLC using her Oscar as a dildo.

I loved this cut for time SNL sketch that dragged Hallmark.

Bijou Philips end up in prison due to Scientology crimes.

Lady G caught with rentboys

Pete Davidson suicide attempt and ends up in a mental hospital.

Lauren Boebert sex tape or nude leaks scandal.

Kaitlan Collins is revealed as a robot and the US government unleashed her onto the public.

Will Poulter will be revealed to be verbally abusive to several women he’s secretly dated. It’ll be an all around shitty situation where he’s revealed to be both straight AND an absolute douchebag.

Brittany Spears will die in 2023

Megan Fox will be exposed engaging her kids into some satanic ritual shit and Brian Austin Green will get the full custody of the kids.

Barbra Streisand will suffer a stroke and be forced to only be photographed from her bad side from now on.

-More dirt on Jim Jordan's days Ohio State comes out.

-Kevin McCarthy/Maria Bartoromo sex tape leak

Keith Morrison and Matthew Perry's mom get into legal battles with John Bennett Perry over the estate.

Not one called Matthew Perry expiring in a jacuzzi, you bitches really are slipping.

Timothée and our dear Paul will go on a successful double date with Beyoncé and Condi Rice. The resident DL obsessives will start scores of threads that will inexplicably fix the search function.

The rest of the “Friends” cast will suddenly start dying in rapid succession, leading to rumours of a curse.

- LeBlanc will suffer a “medical event” while gorging on a meatball sub. “Joey” will finally be added to HBO Max after growing Twitter interest. - Cox will die under anaesthesia during another facelift. - Schwimmer’s ex-wife will go all Brynn Omdahl and shoot him over some dumb custody dispute. - Aniston will go on a grief-stricken bender and pull a He he type car crash.

Only Kudrow will be spared and experience a huge media resurgence, writing books, giving TEDTalks and starting a podcast, “Departed Friends”.

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift marry and she becomes pregnant soon after. But, she dies in childbirth. Travis and his dorky frau mom raise the baby, but end being taken to court for visitation rights by Taylor's wealthy parents.

An anti-gay politician's adult child is outed as gay or lesbian due to a sex tape or nudes leak scandal.

Bruce Willis dies and the daughters he had had with Demi Moore get into a squabble with his current wife regarding his estate.

R325 The best tribute Goldie and Meryl could give when that happens is to show up at the funeral dressed all in black, with veils, then snicker and argue throughout the entire service.

Adam Driver gets arrested for a domestic violence incident.

Greta Gerwig and Kate McKinnon sex tape scandal.

Vicki Lawrence will revive “Mama’s Family” but gets killed off after a controversial tweet goes viral. Carol Burnett is then tapped to return as Eunice to get the show back on track.

Tim Scott- gay sex nudes scandal and his "fiancee" breaks up with him.

JLo and Ben will be caput.

R13 Nailed

Barry Keoghan sex tape scandal

A certain high profile 'family values' politician will be exposed in a trashy sex scandal.

R334 I hope it's Ron DeSantis