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Jack Grealish, part 22 - A View from the Bench

After a week off for a breather, it's all go again the Jack Nation!

Jack's not even been playing much lately, but still the drama in the life of this slut rages on. Feat. veg patches, sex parties, courtroom drama, kisses for the camera with Cheshire gewls, a bald and fraudulent Boss, and "crap" taste in music. Oh, and the chance of winning...a free Christmas jolly off to Dubai. Though only if Jack is very, very good between now and the end of the month, and he keeps himself ready and clean and wet for the lads in the dressing room.

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by Anonymousreply 130November 22, 2022 1:26 AM

I get some if the fascination with Grealish. He’s a beauty but he’s not remotely available to men. He’s not even gay adjacent.

by Anonymousreply 1October 21, 2022 4:57 PM

R1 you just aren't trying hard enough then, bab ;)

Look at this whore and tell us he wouldn't let anyone smash? Nah

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by Anonymousreply 2October 21, 2022 5:01 PM

A couple of points, R1...

1. These threads are not indicative of a broad DL fascination with Grealish. 75% of posts on an average thread are from one account. The others will be just stuff like, "Hot guy".

2. Gay-adjacency/availability to men does not matter to OP as she is a woman.

Note that neither of these is a criticism; they are just statements of fact that may help explain this rather bizarre phenomenon.

by Anonymousreply 3October 21, 2022 5:14 PM

Jack loves snuggling with that little grem Bernardo, doesn't he? Suppose Silva must have a massive cock (for a tiny fella) cos he's not Jack's usual type..

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by Anonymousreply 4October 21, 2022 10:01 PM

Seeing Jack flirting with random men always makes my week.

Look at this whore in the first ten seconds of this fan candid video, all up in another player's space, under his chin and batting his eyes. Slaaaaaag.

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by Anonymousreply 5October 21, 2022 11:38 PM

Looks like one can order their own Jack Grealish from Amazon

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by Anonymousreply 6October 22, 2022 12:45 AM

R6 hahaha see what they did there :D

doesn't our whore look so cute sat in his little package? like a stripper in a cake. Amazon know the score

sidebar if Harry Kane turned up in my living room and offered me that feeble Spursy handshake i'd call the Met

by Anonymousreply 7October 22, 2022 1:30 PM

OP, have you considered starting a blog rather than using DL as an inbox for your entirely dull obsession?

by Anonymousreply 8October 22, 2022 1:35 PM

Hendo's 250th Captaincy cap today!!!! 7 years as the toughest most handsome and most respectable Skipper in the League!!!

How will Jack honour his boyfriend on this special occasion tonight then? His man deserves to be showered with praise and affection for this milestone. Not to mention Jack needs to keep Jordan's eyes on him with certain LFC alum back around the camp showing interest (Lallana, Gerrard..)

Perhaps 250 kisses all over? Or sucks? Perhaps Jack can take 250 licks on that pretty arse. Or there's always the option of filming 250 minutes of sextape..

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by Anonymousreply 9October 22, 2022 1:36 PM

The Grealish troll is a [italic]woman[/italic], R3?!

by Anonymousreply 10October 22, 2022 1:53 PM

Our bit of crumpet started against the gay Seagulls yesterday and got to flash his lovely legs to the crowd, though admittedly didn’t contribute much to the 3-1 shoreline.

It’s lucky for Jack that Brighton didn’t get anywhere against City. That tricky pigeonfooted old queen Adam Lallana is always hovering around Hendo, waiting to swoop back in and peck off Jack’s man. Well, not today, you dying bitch!

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by Anonymousreply 11October 23, 2022 10:27 AM

Yes, Grealish popping out of the box, besides the obvious "Jack in the box" reference, brings to mind he would be well suited to work as a stripper popping out of a cake.

by Anonymousreply 12October 23, 2022 10:54 AM

Jack defo gets Eiffel'd by Kev & Erling yeah?

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by Anonymousreply 13October 24, 2022 2:54 AM

R10 yeah you know those eeeeevil gyals who you hear about who follow the sport only to objectify the players and make fun of them and enjoy their drama??

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by Anonymousreply 14October 24, 2022 1:09 PM

showing off in training for Haaland again...

Jack babes he doesn't want to fuck you cos you can do a few funny impressions

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by Anonymousreply 15October 24, 2022 3:20 PM

flirty sultry ingenue <3

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by Anonymousreply 16October 24, 2022 4:22 PM

Wonder if the other C*ty players get annoyed with loud silly Jack making so much noise in training? Kevin has before confessed to finding it irksome.

A cock or three in those pretty lips would shut him up. Or a gag with some matchworn socks or cks. Just as well, Jack's even more vocal when being railed.

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by Anonymousreply 17October 24, 2022 9:32 PM

Singing' in the rain! (that never stops here in Britain)

More of a Debbie Reynolds than a Gene Kelly though, isn't our Jack...

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by Anonymousreply 18October 24, 2022 10:22 PM

He's got great cum gutters.

by Anonymousreply 19October 24, 2022 10:27 PM

R19 oh and they get plenty of use, trust

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by Anonymousreply 20October 25, 2022 12:01 AM

Pundits are blaming Aston Villa’s inability of late to retain staff on the absence of Jack.

Well, of course, what did they expect? A whore of such magnitude can hold together even a ramshackle rudderless team. The lure of a willing juicy arse like that can inspire success against the odds. That’s why Jack’s dowry was so high, and that only few had the power to snatch him away.

Wonder if Gerrard regrets not getting a go inside Jack, the way his old friend from internationals John Terry did for years.

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by Anonymousreply 21October 25, 2022 12:05 PM

Ruben Dias continues to give Jack a bit of rough treatment in training. Right in front of everyone's salad.

Just another day, then--only curiously, Jack didn't seem to like it very much. Is our Slut starting to get bored with C*ty cock, after a year and a half? Is he in too tender a mood for full S&M brutality this week? Or does he just not rate Dias as highly as his other lovers on his teams? (he's no Haaland or KDB after all..)

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by Anonymousreply 22October 25, 2022 2:27 PM

R8 I like reading this fantasy here. I wouldn’t read it anywhere else. Hendo and Jack together fucking is a great fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 23October 25, 2022 2:57 PM

R23 thank you bab!!!!! Blushing and smiling rn!!!!!

Only the smartest sexiest girlies understand Jack lore and why it matters so R8 can just do one xxxx

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by Anonymousreply 24October 25, 2022 4:40 PM

^speaking of Hendo & Jack I am missing seeing them together sfm. We've not had any decent video or pic content for nearly six months :(

Ideally they'll both be on the plane to the World Cup, and we'll get behind-the-scenes footage where we see Jack revert to type falling all over Jordan like a clumsy bimbo and desperately trying to monopolise his attention in the scant free time he has between training/flirting/servicing the rest of the team. Jack isn't bright in terms of deep though or analysis or good judgement, however he is very adept at time-management and at emotional juggling, so handling the pressure of competing on the World Stage while also seducing his Man isn't going to faze him. He'll be where Hendo can see him at all times.

And perhaps, win or lose, Jordan could commemorate Jack's efforts and the tournament as even more special and final, by formalising what he & Jack have together, in front of the squad. Not that the England seniors don't already know of and respect the relationship (they've been alternately cooing and rolling their eyes at the couple for years), just that there's been no ring or announcement or party in honour of it yet. And Jack would look so pretty in silk & lace...

Conveniently, the Qa tar hotel in which the England team are staying is only a short walk from a big bougie music festival going on at the same time, so even if the team crash out early there'll be a chance to get the rave on and make the best of it--could be like a sort of road-wedding reception.

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by Anonymousreply 25October 25, 2022 5:05 PM

Too old now.

And a lady fucker, as the evidence now proves.

by Anonymousreply 26October 25, 2022 5:09 PM

R26 too old? For certain slightly dodgy tastes, maybe. He's not even 30 yet, though..

And we've always known he likes women too. Not a big problem, and expected considering the taste of almost every other footballer to ever live.

But to thank you for your interest, here's retro content of a skinny wideeyed sex-kitten twink Jack at just nineteen years old. How quickly they grow up...

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by Anonymousreply 27October 25, 2022 5:21 PM

Today’s news: Erling has dipped a toe into luxe modelling (watches)🤣

The influence of Jack on these men is immense...

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by Anonymousreply 28October 26, 2022 11:42 AM

Worth remembering in these bleak times that even whores have mothers they love.

Jack seems close to Mom and appreciative of her too. Even made her a birthday IG post this week. What a lovely gesture😇

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by Anonymousreply 29October 26, 2022 8:31 PM

Very sweet tribute to his mum, R29, though serving some skin to keep his following thirsty.

by Anonymousreply 30October 27, 2022 12:28 AM

Jack's announcement for his Special Olympics ambassadorship is sweet, as well.

Clearly it's taking all his brain power to learn and remember and use prompts for his cute little speech about it, though. He looks shattered.

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by Anonymousreply 31October 27, 2022 1:32 AM

Further to the R22 bruising—Jack ofc went and made a flirty post about it, goading Ruben to ‘do that again’.

Jack, baby, you haven’t got to call these men about publicly to get them back inside you, it doesn’t take that much.

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by Anonymousreply 32October 27, 2022 7:53 AM

[quote] And a lady fucker, as the evidence now proves.

R26 the strange thing is that, in terms of escapades with 'ladies', it seems Jack prefers confident thicc tomboy roadgirls (usually black fwiw), the kind of you'd find in any British capital. Or at least, those are the types of women he's been papped at least a few times in the past. Rat reports say the same. Yet his longterm gf and childhood sweetheart is just the opposite in looks and persona, a twiglet white local Barbie princessy-type with pretentions of being some kind of international model (she plays down her accent) who lets Jack walk all over her.

Is that a case of wanting burger when you have steak at home, or is he just over-conscious of the expectations about how WAGs tend to look?

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by Anonymousreply 33October 27, 2022 9:00 PM

Serious question: Why do all the WAGs look (largely) exactly alike?

by Anonymousreply 34October 27, 2022 9:18 PM

Because R34, one's sexuality comes under less scrutiny when one's girlfriend looks and dresses and acts like those of one's friends.

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by Anonymousreply 35October 27, 2022 11:08 PM

Our boy done good in Borussia.

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by Anonymousreply 36October 27, 2022 11:22 PM

Baby’s happy to be playing at the top of the Champions’ League group.

That’s about as close to topping as he’ll ever get...

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by Anonymousreply 37October 28, 2022 10:29 AM

Still am a bit suspicious of Hendo’s attention toward Darwin Nunez.

Jack needs to keep a close eye on that situation, and make sure to work extra hard to please Jordan and remain his favourite. Can’t have his fella looking elsewhere for sexual gratification, especially not in such easy reach...

What could Jack offer to Hendo to make him fall back fully in lust? What kinks haven’t they tried? Perhaps Jack could go to a few City training sessions with a remote vibe in his fluttering hole, and let Jordan work him up and tease him from a distance? Or Jack could dress up in something cute and pretty and expensive, real jewels set in a plug? Or they could roleplay something new, maybe Jack as a wideyed trainee and Jordan as a coach/manager (practise for Hendo’s future career..)

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by Anonymousreply 38October 28, 2022 11:40 AM

What's going on here from aftermath of yesterday's match vs. Leicester?

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by Anonymousreply 39October 30, 2022 10:55 AM

R3 and R8 are correct, put the OP on ignore and see the volume of comments she has posted to date.

I hope Grealish and the authorities are aware of your intensive obsession, OP. You present the mindset of a highly disturbed woman; please get some help.

by Anonymousreply 40October 30, 2022 2:56 PM

^... of a deeply disturbed ... (editing my posted comment at 40, above.

by Anonymousreply 41October 30, 2022 3:08 PM

R39 simply; Jack being unable to resist teasing one of his ex-fellas, the rather rodentine and out-of-favour James Maddison.

They go a long way back, Jack & Madders. And Our Slut is nothing if not sentimental and unfussy when it comes to sex. Still, Jack can do and does do better, nowadays. Hope James enjoyed his pityfuck, for old times' sake.

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by Anonymousreply 42October 31, 2022 11:36 PM

Also, the easy fixture vs Leicester was a good opportunity to practise submissive positions.

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by Anonymousreply 43October 31, 2022 11:52 PM

The short tucking is getting ever more ridiculous. Long may it continue.

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by Anonymousreply 44November 1, 2022 1:49 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 45November 1, 2022 2:32 AM

^hate to say it but Sash ate Jack up with their costumes this year. She's carrying, it's like he's not even there, or he's a cut-out. She’s giving full ONS attitude and raw sauce and sexiness, while he’s giving prepubescent lad who probably just dug out some plain black garms and slapped some of his dad's cologne. If I'm Sash, I'm ditching him before we even leave the house (though ofc that could present a risk to the Bag, so perhaps not).

And dare I blaspheme, but Jack doesn't...look sexy? At all? Dunno whether it's the fact that for this fit his skin's mostly covered, or he's in black (not his shade), or he's dyed his hair too much, but something about him in this costume is giving the full Ick. Hope none of his regular lads saw these pics.

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by Anonymousreply 46November 1, 2022 5:14 PM

Jack is looking disrespectfully at Ruben Dias mens' health cover...

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by Anonymousreply 47November 2, 2022 1:50 AM

Baby is branching out his tastes, apparently willing to fuck comedians now. Recently Jack spend, in his euphemistic words, “some weekend” with Scottish comic Jeff Bridges (not the actor).

Not Jack’s usual flavour of choice, but then they do say laughter is an aphrodisiac, don’t they? And stage performers do tend to be confident in personality if not in body.

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by Anonymousreply 48November 2, 2022 12:21 PM

Wonder whether that professional shithouse legend Jamie Vardy's ever thrown Jack down and drilled him?

Vardy's a beloved England alum, and one of the last partiers & drinkers in the League who could keep up with Jack, so it only seems fair he gets a turn.

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by Anonymousreply 49November 2, 2022 2:07 PM

Why was Jack taken off the pitch vs Sevilla? Did he go into heat mid-match again?

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by Anonymousreply 50November 3, 2022 9:03 AM

Leon Goretzka is coming for Jack's thigh crown....

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by Anonymousreply 51November 3, 2022 6:13 PM

Hope that Jack knows whatever happens with Q atar, he will always be our fave insatiable cheeky little cockslut <3

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by Anonymousreply 52November 4, 2022 3:22 PM

am weak for those little sleeves pulled down around the wrists. the false dichotomy of demure cute behaviour vs knowing what a slut lurks beneath....

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by Anonymousreply 53November 5, 2022 2:44 AM

guess i had it right at R50--the energy of this still from the Sevilla game...

to whom was our whore presenting?

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by Anonymousreply 54November 5, 2022 2:19 PM

R54 to any and every guy with thick cock, he wants them all

by Anonymousreply 55November 5, 2022 4:08 PM

These Grealish threads are the weirdest thing on DL. Creepy. Way too much "energy" on the slut stuff. I hope Grealish's security folk and Scotland yard are following these heatstroke threads.

by Anonymousreply 56November 5, 2022 4:14 PM

R56 gives Americans a bad rep for taking jokes and banter way too seriously. Have a sit down, love.

As has been explained to you and a few others several times by now--it's just roleplay nonsense, not something anyone actually believes translates to real life. There are known redtagged stalkers who post to this site and receive less concern-trolling for their threads compared to these harmless ones. No-one here is going to harm any footballer or their girlfriends or whoever, so just find your vallies and stop tutting and putting your fat little hands on your hips to lecture people like a little teapot. Everything's fine, no need to be a tedious schoolmarm.

Plus, you're hotly defending a wealthy celebrity who is taking pay from some of the most ev!l and corrupt Gul f state leaders on the planet today, men with their names on documents for projects that sanction human rights abuses and war cr!mes. So throwing moral compunctions around in this instance isn't a very watertight or apt indictment, now is it...

by Anonymousreply 57November 5, 2022 4:30 PM

R57 has lost the ability to perceive sarcasm.

by Anonymousreply 58November 5, 2022 8:02 PM

Jack is getting more and more brazen with the Erling posts to his stories...

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by Anonymousreply 59November 6, 2022 1:19 PM

defo was showing off vs Fulham

bratty bad baby xx

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by Anonymousreply 60November 7, 2022 3:06 PM

A story popped up on my feed today, about a Prem star who in the last year or so underwent clandestine emergency surgery for a groin injury sustained after many sessions of vigorous hard sex with a partner (unspecified gender), the player not telling their coach about it because they were too embarrassed.

The first thought and reaction I had was remembering the moment last Christmas when both Jack & Hendo were suddenly sent home from England winter camp on exactly the same day, because they both had minor injuries out of nowhere.

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by Anonymousreply 61November 7, 2022 9:59 PM

^^....

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by Anonymousreply 62November 7, 2022 10:00 PM

Jack recently paid his old primary school a visit.

Suppose Pep's told him he has to go back and pass Year 6 SATs, otherwise he can't play as a starter anymore.

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by Anonymousreply 63November 8, 2022 3:18 PM

Aww, knows a bit of sign language, our Jack! Only enough to flirt a bit, but still, that’s a skill.

Perhaps he finds it easier because physicality comes so naturally to him, whereas using his frontal/temporal lobes is a bigger challenge.

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by Anonymousreply 64November 9, 2022 10:39 AM

Volunteers to strip the hideous black travelling City fit off Jack? Even he can't style it out.

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by Anonymousreply 65November 9, 2022 1:57 PM

well City just knocked the Toryboys of Chelsea out of another cup tournament ooft

and ofc Jack had to be a slut about it and try and seduce a few of the boys in blue. it's not a match if he can't get a man to put hands on him

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by Anonymousreply 66November 9, 2022 10:08 PM

Jack’s officially made it onto the plane in Q’tar for the World Cup, along with his bf and some of his best friends.

Does life get any better for a globetrotting party slut?

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by Anonymousreply 67November 10, 2022 1:21 PM

England lads, assemble!

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by Anonymousreply 68November 10, 2022 8:59 PM

Kalvin Phillips tells press that Jack is a “joy to watch”.

Hmmm, bit kinky, that.

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by Anonymousreply 69November 11, 2022 1:40 PM

Three hard slaps across the cheeks and firm pressure on the exposed teats. Pep's worked out how to get Jack in the right headspace.

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by Anonymousreply 70November 11, 2022 10:35 PM

The only player in the Prem who doesn't get booked for taking his top off on the pitch.

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by Anonymousreply 71November 11, 2022 11:57 PM

Jack-isms, Part 3: malaprops

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by Anonymousreply 72November 12, 2022 12:57 AM

I would have no clue who this man was if it weren't for DL, but I find myself repeatedly drawn to these threads for all the ass and body shots—he is fucking gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 73November 12, 2022 6:02 AM

He can’t keep being cute and caring with young kids who support C*ty because I might stop hating this rancid club and that is unacceptable😫

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by Anonymousreply 74November 12, 2022 12:35 PM

R73 thank you so much for sticking with us, bab! Always a pleasure to bring you something nice to look at *smooches*

Though I make this appreciation thread series largely for my own amusement and will do as long as I can, it's also for you and the other fans here, few as we are. It's nice to have a comfort topic to share, that's silly and sexy and uplifting, when there's often so much depressing content bombarding us on this board. It's certainly helped me feel better and have a fun time online for the past 18 months. And isn't that what it's all about, at the end of the day?

Even though a select few really weird bitter bitches will keep trying to paint our picspams and posts as something twisted or dark and horrible, it's not about that at all. We're just vibing and praising and chatting nonsense about an adorable bimbo slut who wants (and deserves) our attention.

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by Anonymousreply 75November 12, 2022 3:02 PM

Leggings!Jack is fast becoming my new bias

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by Anonymousreply 76November 13, 2022 12:37 AM

If his thighs are any indicator, I suspect Jack has a very hairy hole. When will he show it to us?

by Anonymousreply 77November 13, 2022 12:41 AM

R77 when Hendo says it ok...

by Anonymousreply 78November 13, 2022 12:54 AM

Jack in a box

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by Anonymousreply 79November 13, 2022 1:32 AM

[quote]Even though a select few really weird bitter bitches

DL's most deranged troll calls others "really weird" for noticing her foul presence. Ludicrous.

by Anonymousreply 80November 13, 2022 7:25 AM

[quote] Dream come true. I’m just a kid from Solihull who’s going to a World Cup with England. I remember going into school early to watch England vs Brazil in 2002, my first ever World Cup I can remember… to think 20 years later I’d be playing at one blows my mind. It’s always an honour to pull on the England shirt and it’s a privilege to be going out there representing you all watching back home. Can’t wait to meet up with the boys on Monday. Hopefully together we can make you all proud again. Come on England! ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Jack

Awww tears in our eyes! Love you and well done Jacky✈️🏆🦁🌟

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by Anonymousreply 81November 13, 2022 12:57 PM

Well, it’s travel out to the G ulf tomorrow. The boys have arrived at St. George’s Park today in high spirits, Jack no exception.

Ere we go, this is it...

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by Anonymousreply 82November 14, 2022 3:00 PM

^^Jack staking his claim on Daddy already, of course. They've not been at St. George's half a day and still he's glued to Jordan like it's their last day on Earth.

No-one else is taking Daddy time away from Jack! Not Trent or one of the new lads or any of the City boys. The other lads will all get to touch later, and Jack will naturally do his designated job, but Jordan takes top priority over the rest of the team, for the next week or two anyway (as long as England last in this tourney). Because this World Cup is likely Jordan's last or at least penultimate big international tournament, and Jack is making every single second count. Jack's so gone and so absolutely loved up, he's probably gonna use any time tonight that he can't be under Jordan's arm or in his lap to go and find somewhere he can carve 'JH+JG' in a heart on a bit of wall in the SGP building. The emotion is just bubbling out of him and our sweet bratty slut doesn't know what to do with it all (no worries, though, Jordan will help him come down off his cloud and burn off all his excitement, in a few hours...)

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by Anonymousreply 83November 14, 2022 9:06 PM

^^we have more! Am actually speechless!

This tournament might actually bring us some joy after all...

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by Anonymousreply 84November 15, 2022 1:59 AM

Prince Wills: *appears on Jack’s socials*

Jack: 🐣

Hendo: *appears on Jack’s socials*

Jack: *captions* 🤩🤩🤩perfect!!!!!😍😍

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by Anonymousreply 85November 15, 2022 1:00 PM

Feels so right for Jack to get given roses. Flowers for a STAH!

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by Anonymousreply 86November 15, 2022 11:20 PM

The 2023 edition of the Jack Grealish calves calendar just dropped🤣

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by Anonymousreply 87November 16, 2022 1:01 PM

Even in a country that frowns upon indecent shows of skin, Jack's got to be hiking and rolling those shorts. Scandalous, him.

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by Anonymousreply 88November 16, 2022 4:48 PM

Wow. Gorgeous. Breathtaking. No-one prettier or sexier.

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by Anonymousreply 89November 16, 2022 10:13 PM

SGP centre have finally worked out how to get Jack to focus on basic training exercises--flashy shiny lights and noises. His little brain likes that.

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by Anonymousreply 90November 16, 2022 10:26 PM

Part II of R88 :p

Hope there weren't any !mams around to see that...

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by Anonymousreply 91November 17, 2022 11:03 AM

England nt: *standing still and listening attentively to the manager's motivating speech and instructions*

Jack: *fidgeting, thinking about getting rimmed by Hendo later, wondering if sucking Trent off in the meantime will make Trent be nicer and less bitchy*

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by Anonymousreply 92November 17, 2022 3:43 PM

R89 beautiful soulful bedroom eyes

by Anonymousreply 93November 17, 2022 4:41 PM

Eddie Keogh, official team photog: Now try hard to look serious and professional. Think only about the honour and privilege and responsibility of playing for your King & Country...not about taking cock in every orifice. Jack? you listening lad? JACK

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by Anonymousreply 94November 17, 2022 5:11 PM

present hole, Jack

give the people what they want

by Anonymousreply 95November 17, 2022 5:13 PM

30-page portfolio entitled "Handsome Devil"? Got to be a glimpse of hole here, surely.

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by Anonymousreply 96November 17, 2022 5:56 PM

R96 we're halfway there I reckon ;)

That cover is definitely an invite to have his pretty hourglass painted and frotted on. And for 'HOMME'? Come on Jack, we get it baby, stop teasing.

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by Anonymousreply 97November 17, 2022 7:33 PM

First day in the Lions' Den and who should appear...a slut to spread her legs for the fans

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by Anonymousreply 98November 17, 2022 8:47 PM

Checked the replies for R96/R97 cover--guess who was the first to like it?

That's proper devotion to a boyfriend right there. We should all be so lucky as Jack. Or is Hendo nervous about his boy's head being turned?

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by Anonymousreply 99November 17, 2022 8:58 PM

Jack in leather pants

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by Anonymousreply 100November 18, 2022 11:41 AM

Come hither look and legs in the Diary room

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by Anonymousreply 101November 18, 2022 11:43 AM

R101 more like Thigh-ary Room, eh ;)

Hot weather means another excuse to free the legs from the tights and joggers. Bet Jack's in heaven with all the eyes on him.

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by Anonymousreply 102November 18, 2022 4:25 PM

Curious to know if Hendo's disciplined his brat for messing around and flirting too much with the squad during promo.

Jordan's not remotely prudish or stuck-up, he doesn't mind his baby engaging in horseplay or silly sexy foreplay banter out of his sight and earshot, let alone getting taken care of and burning off his libido with one of the squad. It's all negotiated, Hendo's happy with that--even proud and puffed up, to see Jack enjoying his own beautiful body to the fullest and showing off to the world how gorgeous and fuckable it is (all of it Jordan's).

But the stress test to this set-up is the way Jack's favourite game is to button-push (and his favourite reward is to be punished, sometimes). And when it comes down to it, no matter how much others let Jack gets away with, there are at least a dozen hard rules to the dynamic Jack has with Jordan--one such rule, that Jack's not to lose focus and flirt outrageously during a busy work day right in front of Jordan, or in front of FIFA officials & personnel. It's not on.

So from now, Jack's got to make up for it, be a good toy for Daddy this tournament. He's going to spend the next couple of days before the opening match not only in recovery, but also showing Jordan that he remembers to whom his pretty hole belongs…

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by Anonymousreply 103November 18, 2022 9:02 PM

Mystery (partially) Solved: thanks to Jack's latest IG of him getting a massage while babysitting little Jude for the evening (why are slutty girls always babysitters?), we now know what the words on one of Jack's beaded bracelets spells--'Courage'. Can't tell what the other(s?) say yet, but hopefully something a bit more sexy and a bit less cringe. And we still don't know whether he made or bought them himself, or if they were a present.

Jack gets flushed when massaged, has anyone else noticed? Suppose it's the rush of heat when the blood gets around his oversexed body even quicker...

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by Anonymousreply 104November 18, 2022 10:51 PM

Keogh's done it again, bringing us snaps of Jack & Hendo, happy to be working together every day in the sunshine.

Love is Love, you bigots of the G ulf!

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by Anonymousreply 105November 19, 2022 1:24 AM

Our sweet special whore, on the glittering cultural wonders and hospitality he's seen so far in Qtar:

[quote] We all got given flowers. I haven't put them in a vase yet.

[quote] There was a camel, and that, as well; I got on the camel's back. There was a bird, I don't know what bird it was. The camel fully stood up. I was so high. I was scared. I got on it but I didn't think it would go as high as it did because I didn't realise how big it would be, and when it stood up it was so big.

[quote] I think our families filled out some questionnaires like what aftershave, and asking them to send photos and stuff like that, so we got to our rooms last night and there was all that little stuff there. There’s all photo frames around our rooms of our families, it just makes it a little bit more homely. Stuff like that is so nice, stuff that’s so little but means a lot.

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by Anonymousreply 106November 19, 2022 12:58 PM

The curves on that....stunner

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by Anonymousreply 107November 19, 2022 6:43 PM

Earring Magic?!!!

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by Anonymousreply 108November 19, 2022 7:07 PM

I wonder how many players Hendo has allowed to take Jack so far? Or is it open invitation?

by Anonymousreply 109November 19, 2022 7:15 PM

Well, dear R109, it's only been a couple of days so far in D0ha, and there's a lot to sort out in a day for the actual tournament. So there's been little time to see to Jack's ever-raging need, outside of what Hendo can do for him when they collapse into bed after a full day of training and media. Jordan is aware that they both need to be fully rested and focused, so he's keen to have many others see to Jack. Since landing in Qtar, a few of the England squad have taken Jack off Jordan's hands for an hour or two--Dier, Kane, Shaw, Rice--but to have Jack run through the team too much could be a potential minefield, as everyone needs to be equally rested and get along well for the next few weeks.

So Jordan's opening up invitations to the other teams, messaging some of the other Captains in the chat to let them know and spread the word. With most of the players in the Mundial, there's a good chance Hendo will let them smash Jack, provided they're cordial, decent, and they ask first in the right way. There's a very short blacklist (with one big name beginning with 'R' circled in red at the top). Any hopeful suitor not on the blacklist simply has to approach with good manners and chat, making sure to show respect to Jordan & Jack both (especially Jordan, he's a senior player and a multiple cup-winner), and with assurance that in their purview Jack would be in good healthy safe hands sexually.

The ideal window of petition is when it's recovery time and there's no imminent games (say, next or same day) for England. If a foreign team player takes a strong fancy to Jack (they all lust him, ofc, but half can't be bothered with him or don't have the spare energy to keep up or satisfy him), the suitor is free to approach Jordan in a quiet moment, deferently, and get a whispered subtle discussion going. If Hendo likes him and gets a good vibe, he tells him to come back later for an answer. Then, depending on time and scheduling, Jordan takes a few minutes to an hour to get some intel on the suitor, polling his teammates and any other football adjacent person close by. Sometimes he runs a cheeky g00gle search and social media scan for the bloke's name, as well.

If the suitor seems sound enough and scandal-free according to testimonial & research, then Jordan calls Jack over and proceeds to find out whether his baby is up for it with the particular suitor that day/night. Jordan will share what he's learned with Jack and perhaps show him some pictures, they'll muse whether he'll be a good strong fuck with plenty of stamina and how big his cock might be. Nine times out of ten, Jack isn't sweating the small stuff like that, though, and his decision is an instant and excited "yeah, please, Daddy", anyway--it's only ever "no" if Jack is really tired, or injured and sore, or upset about something. Still, Hendo's sense of thoroughness means he will always check and double-check that Jack genuinely consents to move forward, and give him all the notice and context he can.

From there, Jordan's work is more or less done, except to meet the suitor again (with Jack in tow) somewhere discreet and free of cameras, shake hands with a hard grip while making stern dominating eye contact, and tell him to return his boy safe and happy in a few hours--or else. Jordan then gets a firm hand in Jack's hair and another on his back, kneads and smacks his beautiful arse, and kisses Jack deep and slow and biting and dirty until Jack shivers and whimpers, just as reminder about what he is and who he belongs to. Pleased with Daddy's permission, Jack then goes off starry-eyed and bouncing on his toes and flushed, ready to be railed drooling and boneless, while Jordan gets another few chill hours to himself to unwind and condition his muscles. If at some point after, Hendo hears very familiar loud cries and gasps and purrs of ecstasy through an open window or door from the floors above or the next building over? Well, that's a job well done. He'll get the full story with every hot detail later.

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by Anonymousreply 110November 19, 2022 8:57 PM

[quote] JACK: "It's well hot!"

Thanks for that, sweetheart. You're doing amazing.

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by Anonymousreply 111November 20, 2022 1:58 AM

Jack getting a little flustered ranking his City teammates on their fashion sense when he's clearly just thinking about how much he loves shagging each of them.

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by Anonymousreply 112November 20, 2022 9:36 AM

R112 wriggling around and giggling, thinking about the season he's had taking turns under them all...

He's clearly not that arsed about the style ranking though, is he :D like "down't care about their drip, loike, can oi joost ryte them boy their cock soize instead". Baby does say he want Gundogan's sweaty shirts to wear, that's a bit filthy and desperate (so, on brand).

by Anonymousreply 113November 20, 2022 12:44 PM

Link to the full video of R98 below:

(Jack can't manage basic darts arithmetic, true to form)

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by Anonymousreply 114November 20, 2022 3:03 PM

Sasha has arrived in D0ha, along with Jordan Pickford's new wife Meghan Davies (the two are close friends). They'll be staying on the offshore megayacht designated for the WAGs, with every creature comfort, so she won't be in Jack's lovely hair or getting under his feet when he's busy trying to bottom for every baller in the competition.

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by Anonymousreply 115November 20, 2022 5:20 PM

It's so hot (well hot) out in the desert that all the players have taken to rolling their socks down and shorts up just like Jack does. Our slut has got clever ideas, sometimes!

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by Anonymousreply 116November 20, 2022 5:46 PM

His slutty head-empty look in R116 is still making me laugh hours later. Never change darling xx

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by Anonymousreply 117November 20, 2022 8:53 PM

I love dumb jocks.

by Anonymousreply 118November 20, 2022 8:58 PM

We need a new word in English (or I need to learn a word) that's more erotic and extreme than just 'sexy'. Because we're running out of superlatives here at Grealo HQ.

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by Anonymousreply 119November 21, 2022 12:53 PM

Do you think there is a sling in the Iranian locker room where Jack is receiving hate fucks from players?

by Anonymousreply 120November 21, 2022 1:14 PM

R120 mmmm reckon Jack's getting that after the match, as a treat. Nice and spread open and wet for those courageous Iranian lads...

For now Jack's got to play twenty minutes and try to control his lusts. Still, there's always opportunities to fall on the floor so an Iranian comes over and touches and grabs him roughly...the way he likes it

by Anonymousreply 121November 21, 2022 1:48 PM

That's a goal in the first match of the tournament!!!!!

Jack's getting a train run on him for that. Only the best for a winning scorer!!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 122November 21, 2022 3:33 PM

wow pretty girl....

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by Anonymousreply 123November 21, 2022 3:34 PM

We have an audible retelling of the camel story by Jack himself. Look at this Barbie with his little iced coffee and his phone in hand blathering on about how a camel jumpscared him.

Apparently Mason Mount has footage on his phone of Jack trying to ride the aforementioned beast, so hopefully that gets leaked.

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by Anonymousreply 124November 21, 2022 8:57 PM

Chris Hughes, alumnus of 'Love Island', recently had a cute little food-tasting date with Jack (to promote Deliveroo).

Though Jack was late showing up and a bit moody, didn't really seem into it. Have we finally come across a man who Jack doesn't want inside him that much? Or was he just throwing his toys out the pram because he had to eat food he doesn't like that also isn't in his diet plan...

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by Anonymousreply 125November 21, 2022 9:10 PM

[quote] "I'll be honest, I ain't the best dancer--unless it's later on in the night...*flirty come-hither smile*"

Oh, don't we know that, darling.

Jack doesn't seem too bothered by the One Love gay rights armbands debacle. Obviously, he's going to downlow whore around like it's business--well, pleasure--as usual, anyway. Who'd arrest his case for Ho behaviour and cavorting with men, when faced with those gorgeous needy dark bedroom eyes?

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by Anonymousreply 126November 21, 2022 11:35 PM

It's the head band/hair band. What is up with that?? Does make him look like a 12 year old girl.

by Anonymousreply 127November 22, 2022 1:05 AM

R127 it's practical, his hair would get in his eyes and face while he's trying to play football, otherwise.

We're feeling generous after a 6-2 win, though, so--since you don't rate it, here's a rather delicious slice of cheesecake that does not feature the offending headpiece.

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by Anonymousreply 128November 22, 2022 1:12 AM

Hmmm, thanks. Much better. I'd breed him...

by Anonymousreply 129November 22, 2022 1:16 AM

^^and he'd absolutely love that, no doubt.

Jack is what we in Welsh would call colloquially, 'iar ddwr'. Or 'drafft yn pantri'. Or 'slachen', 'slebog' and 'stegetsh', they all fit him too. Easygoing, is probably the politest euphemistic way to put it.

by Anonymousreply 130November 22, 2022 1:26 AM
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