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What's the best accidental nudity you've seen?

Stories about naked guys you witnessed in person

by Anonymousreply 264July 6, 2022 1:23 PM

Just after college, I crashed at my brother's while looking for work. His adorable roommate passed out naked and drunk on their sofa and had a hard-on the whole night.

by Anonymousreply 1June 10, 2022 7:21 AM

When I was in high school some of the boys used to play tackle football on the soccer field after class was finished for the day. One day I was watching them with my best girlfriend and we were treated to one of the boys accidentally pulling another boy’s pants down in a tackle. He grabbed the boy’s legs and got ahold of his underwear and everything. It all came down and I felt myself go up. He pulled up his knickers so fast and bolted to the sideline.

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by Anonymousreply 3June 10, 2022 7:37 AM

When I was 16 I worked over the summer at a theme park and I came in early compared to a lot of the employees - we had to wear a uniform but they had this really strict rule about not wearing it outside the theme park for some reason, so you had to get changed when you arrived (or, I guess wear it under your 'street' clothes and take them off when you arrived but it was summer so it was hot).

Anyway, normally in the changing room guys would just take off street clothes down to underwear and then put the uniform on, but this one day there was a hot guy in there, probably 20s, and he wasn't wearing any underwear so when he got changed I saw his naked ass. At the age of 16 my hormones were obviously out of control and I got instantly rock-hard and had to run to the toilet and shoot my load, in about 10 seconds flat. I never saw him again!

by Anonymousreply 4June 10, 2022 10:54 AM

Remember to give detailed descriptions

by Anonymousreply 5June 10, 2022 10:32 PM

I was waiting to run a race with a bunch of coworkers. One extremely hot guy was splayed out on the ground, stretching, blissfully unaware that his cock had slipped out of the side of his shorts

by Anonymousreply 6June 10, 2022 10:42 PM

Fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 7June 10, 2022 10:45 PM

I was driving up a winding mountain road and when I came around a curve there was a group of a few mountain bikers by the side of the road. One guy was changing shorts and he was standing with his beautiful bare ass turned towards the road.

by Anonymousreply 8June 10, 2022 10:47 PM

My older brother was a tennis player and would travel around to compete in tournaments growing up. I would go with my parents and watch. One of the boys he played a lot was known for being a total douche bag and asshole and of course he was insanely otherworldly hot. His dad was some Russian billionaire and he went to private school in the states. He had perfectly coiffed blonde hair and piercing blue eyes and amazing tan skin and the cutest face and body I had ever seen. I went to one of these tournaments on an insanely hot summer day and I looked over and noticed right away that he was playing in white shorts and looked like he was freeballing.

Within the first 5 minutes, he had sweat through the shorts and I could see every detail of his cock clinging to the see thru shorts. I had never seen a penis that big before and didn't even realize they could come in that size. It had to have been 6-7 inches soft, average thickness, with a nice clean circumcision scar and a cute little round head, you could even see some dark blonde pubes circling above it. It was an all day long tournament and I followed him around for the rest of the day trying get better and better looks. He stayed in those wet shorts all day. He was either too straight to notice or totally shameless because he walked around with it on full display, trying to hit on all the sisters and moms in the crowd mostly, some of them pretended not to notice, others definitely looked.

by Anonymousreply 9June 11, 2022 11:15 AM

R4- You're UK guy therefore you're from the UK- Why do you spell it ass?

Shouldn't you be spelling it ARSE?

by Anonymousreply 10June 11, 2022 11:30 AM

When I was a child, there was a bike path along the beach with a four foot retaining wall running along one side.

If you sat on the wall and watched the guys riding by on bicycles, their cocks would peek out through the opening of their swimming trunks.

I could sit there for hours.

by Anonymousreply 11June 11, 2022 11:38 AM

Several years ago I went to Great Sand Dunes National Park. While most people climb up the dunes and then go back down, I figured I would continue on and hike along the ridge. Because I had gotten there earlier than most visitors and I decided to go further, I even came across 2 twinks basically nude sunbathing. They were on the other side of the dunes, not visible to anyone else, but I basically came within a few feet of them when I walked past.

They actually weren’t completely naked, but they were both laying on their stomachs and wearing Andrew Christian jock straps. They looked embarrassed, but I pretended I didn’t care and continued to move on. By the time I turned around to go back down, they had put their clothes back on.

by Anonymousreply 12June 11, 2022 11:54 AM

R10, obviously, is an illiterate American who doesn't understand English language.

by Anonymousreply 13June 11, 2022 12:07 PM

Teacher here. There are college boy torso flashes nonstop in warm weather. I trained myself not to stare and drool years ago. If I'm slow and get the full flash of that 20 year old torso perfection, I am always shocked how much I choose to overlook how good looking many young men are, so I can get on with treating them as young minds, rather than hot twinks.

by Anonymousreply 14June 11, 2022 12:26 PM

I went on vacation with one of my friends from high school and we were staying at their beach house for a few days.

I heard the outside shower, where we was the sand off, and I assumed it was my friend.

But when I came around the corner, it was actually his dad and he was completely nude. (It was kind of private with a fence next to the garage area).

He was so hairy and his dick looked huge.

I guess I must have looked shocked, because he just winked at me.

by Anonymousreply 15June 11, 2022 12:36 PM

Bea Arthur at a theater in Cleveland...I should've knocked twice on her dressing room door.

by Anonymousreply 16June 11, 2022 12:41 PM

I lived in a flat in a provincial town centre on the first floor. One night I heard a commotion outside and looked out the window to see a man tied to a lamp post with his pants down while his friends put whipped cream on his dick. I assumed it was a stag night.

One day my fag hag and I were driving through Blackpool. On the seafront near the Tower we were treated to the sight of a man with missing pants being dragged along by friends. We went around the block and came back for another look. Presumably also stag-related.

Another night in a trashy straight club I was treated to the sight of a group of men dropping trou for some reason.

I think I've told this story on here before, but when I was at university I worked part time at a wedding venue. At one wedding, the men were wearing kilts. Anyway, the best man came into the bar and sat down with his foot slightly raised. From the bar, his dick was very visibly hanging out. He was sitting there for quite some time before his girlfriend marched over and angrily pulled his kilt down. I saw him in a shop a few weeks later. He was smoking hot.

by Anonymousreply 17June 11, 2022 12:42 PM

I went to dinner with a lesbian friend of mine to a restaurant that was surrounded by large picture windows. Across from our seat was an apartment building. Midway through our meal, a young, naked, well-built man walked into his room, toweling off after getting out of the shower. Of course, I saw him first and drooled. I told her to look. She did and said," I didn't know this was dinner theater. I'm just happy he hadn't pulled his blinds.

by Anonymousreply 18June 11, 2022 12:56 PM

At university, my ultra jock of a next door neighbour in dorms always wore tight shirts and shorts and clearly had an absolutely incredible physique, but we never really hung out and he never seemed to show any flesh (though that didn’t stop me fantasising about him A LOT). At the end of term, we were the only people left in our section on the final day, and I was in the shared common area, when he just suddenly walks in there from the showers, carrying a shirt and towel, but wearing absolutely nothing but but a pair of pretty skimpy briefs (barely hiding a pretty enormous bulge), looking positively god-like. He obviously was surprised to see me there, but plays it totally cool, says “hi”, grabs a drink from the fridge, showing his spectacularly pert butt beneath his briefs, and then eventually puts on a short sleeve shirt, unbuttoned so his incredible pecs and abs are still showing, and proceeds to just make chit chat for about 20 minutes – all while I’m practically dying just looking at him and trying to cover up my uncontrollable hardon. Pretty much had to run to my room to relieve myself the second he departed.

R17 Yeah kilts are always good for unexpected nakedness – so many incidents. One I remember very well was I was at a wedding where the groom’s younger brother was particularly tasty. He was standing with a couple of his fit mates, also kilted, outside on a bit of mound while various wedding photos were being taken, when a gust of wind suddenly blew their kilts right up, exposing six perfect peachy arse cheeks, with the barest hint of balls hanging between them. They all just burst out laughing together as they noticed it happen, but didn’t really try to stop it. It was only two or three seconds and I don’t think many people saw it, but damn it’s completely imprinted on my memories.

by Anonymousreply 19June 11, 2022 2:09 PM

R17 Stag night nudity is not "accidental nudity".

by Anonymousreply 20June 11, 2022 2:11 PM

On a college skiing trip with my fraternity brothers, the hottest one in our group slept naked...

In fact, he not only slept naked, he walked around a lot that way...and it was amazing.

by Anonymousreply 21June 11, 2022 3:59 PM

One Hampton (East) summer morning I was to go over to friend Richard & Michael for an early breakfast. Did, all was stone quiet, they were not up. Probably hung over or still drunk, again, from a big Saturday night. I settled down in the living room with the Times. Half an hour passed in the quiet morning. Then very quietly in from the bedrooms padded Joey, their curren threesome trick. Nude Joey. I don't know who was more startled. GOOD GOD he was hung like a horse. Joey was short and Polish and cute. I could see the attraction, swinging down nearly eight inches flaccid. All three died of Aids. R.I.P.

by Anonymousreply 22June 11, 2022 4:35 PM

[quote] —I Wisely Chose Not to Share a Bed with Him

Silly boy.

by Anonymousreply 23June 11, 2022 6:38 PM

This is sort of the reverse of these stories but when I was younger I threw a house party for my friends. I had my first girlfriend at the time and after the party was mostly over I went upstairs to have sex with her. A few hours later after I assumed everyone had left I went downstairs for to get us some waters fully naked with my tiny boner sticking straight up. After a few minutes of standing around the kitchen, I look over and see one of my friends/acquaintances who had passed out on the living room couch instead of going home quietly staring at me. I was pretty shocked and didn't know what to say so I just laughed and pointed to my bedroom and said my girlfriend's name and then covered myself and went back upstairs. I don't know why he did that because as far as I know he is very straight but it was hot whenever we would hang out after or be at school knowing he had my naked body and erection saved somewhere in the back of his straight head.

by Anonymousreply 24June 11, 2022 10:18 PM

r22 is a total boner killer.

by Anonymousreply 25June 11, 2022 10:36 PM

I have a similar story to r15's: I was visiting my sister and her family at a North Carolina beach house; the house next to ours was filled with young men, maybe frat boys; one day, I'm sitting on the terrace reading and one of the young men comes up from the beach, showers in an enclosed area, then as he's walking up the stairs, his towel drops, revealing a plump, delicious looking ass; he reaches down to pick it up, and catching me staring at him, beams from ear to ear, then continues on his way.

by Anonymousreply 26June 11, 2022 10:51 PM

[quote]All three died of Aids. R.I.P.

Geez r22 - is that a twist on the DL classic "and then they died" tradition at the end of long stories or did they actually die?

by Anonymousreply 27June 11, 2022 10:56 PM

R21 Why would you be naked for a skiing trip?

by Anonymousreply 28June 12, 2022 8:52 AM

R28 has obviously never seen this.

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by Anonymousreply 29June 12, 2022 3:19 PM

Please keep it coming. This thread is such a relive from the crap that populates DL now.

by Anonymousreply 30June 12, 2022 3:25 PM


by Anonymousreply 31June 12, 2022 3:26 PM

Videos please

by Anonymousreply 32June 12, 2022 3:26 PM

No, R25, I didn’t think of it like that, it is just the way it was, how things turned out. I knew Mike from my beginning days in NYC. Terrific guy, would be called to shoots when they wanted an Irish JFK look- alike. Liked his sex, did Mike, big dick. Really. Richard was similar, both set designers, “scenic chargemen” on film sets. Joey was a compact high-school dropout. Well worth seeing naked, albeit by accident. I really didn’t take well to him, to the situation, but they all enjoyed each other …. 'and then they died.’ Wherever the Aids came from, which one, they all got it. And died of it. I miss them all. My mentioning them keeps them alive in memory. I imagine many here on DL have such late friends.

by Anonymousreply 33June 12, 2022 4:06 PM

When I was around 12 in the early 70s, our church youth group joined with another church for a weekend retreat at a private camp nearby. Each sleeping pavilion had one adult for about 14 kids. At orientation, I immediately got in the group chaperoned by one of the hottest guys I had ever seen. Probably early 30s, swarthy with longish dark hair and a small neatly trimmed mustache. He was wearing a knit shirt with button front low slung jeans with a brown boots. That evening when he thought we were all asleep, I watched him strip for a shower. I had grown up with brothers and a father with hairless chests. This guy had furry pecs and and a dark treasure trail down to a nice dark bush and uncut cock. I was completely mesmerized by his manly beauty.

Later I retrieved his dirty brown socks and white briefs and jacked myself silly. I keep the socks as a souvenir.

by Anonymousreply 34June 12, 2022 4:21 PM

r29's film is available on xhamster. I don't think direct linking works to that site. Just search for "The Other Side of Aspen 1" or the poster, triako81

by Anonymousreply 35June 12, 2022 5:08 PM

So THAT'S what happened to my socks.

by Anonymousreply 36June 12, 2022 5:13 PM

I stumbled across this on the Nile.

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by Anonymousreply 37June 12, 2022 5:47 PM

This one time, in North . . .

by Anonymousreply 38June 12, 2022 5:57 PM

I had this beautiful towhead step-brother and he once dropped his pants facing away from me and he just had a jockstrap on. He had an extremely hairy, beefy ass - I'll never forget how beautiful it was.

by Anonymousreply 39June 12, 2022 6:58 PM

^ That happened to me once with neighbor's son Joel.

by Anonymousreply 40June 12, 2022 9:39 PM

I lived in a basement flat. I had my own little space, but the main garden was up another level. I saw my upstairs neighbour watering his plants naked early one morning. Glory Hallelujah. He was in his 60s and had an elephant cock. .

by Anonymousreply 41June 12, 2022 9:47 PM

About 40 years ago when I was in my late teens, I played hockey and I was at the coach's house with fellow hockey players at a party and one of my teammates had his pants pulled down and he had a thick black bush. Soft penis but all I noticed was the black bush

by Anonymousreply 42June 12, 2022 9:48 PM

The family across the alley had a boy about 12 visiting them whom I didn't recognize. One evening I happened to look out my rear window to see this fella standing up on the hamper naked in front of their bathroom mirror, sort of dancing and and making his dick flop around a lot. Not much hair yet, but well-built and fully grown 'down there'.

by Anonymousreply 43June 12, 2022 10:53 PM

Anyone else seen their hot brothers naked?

by Anonymousreply 44June 13, 2022 9:33 PM

Every memory coming to my mind are NOT good ones when it comes to accidental nudity.

by Anonymousreply 45June 13, 2022 9:34 PM

I was gassing up the car on the way to work across from a 5 story apartment building that had the kind of French doors that open up to nothing but an iron railing where the balcony should be. Just as a was looking up a young guy opened up the doors stark naked and did a kind of stretch-yawn thing since he’d probably just gotten out of bed. He stood there for a minute or so greeting the day. Every time I’d get gas there I’d look up at that window but I never saw him again.

by Anonymousreply 46June 14, 2022 1:47 AM

My college roommate needed the room because his visiting girlfriend was spending the night. The senior in the next room, a dark-haired Adonis nicknamed Rob “Tree Trunk” S. let me crash in his lower bunk, while he slept in the top bunk.

In the early morning, he slid down—completely naked—to gently tell me he was headed to practice and I could take the top bunk and sleep in. I groggily sat up to talk to him, and found myself confronted with the most beautiful, pendulous cock I have ever seen, right at eye level. It was perfectly framed in sunlight, and is still indelibly etched in my memory.

by Anonymousreply 47June 14, 2022 2:11 AM

R47 How fantastic, you must have relived that moment a thousand times, along with the ‘what iff’s’…

by Anonymousreply 48June 14, 2022 10:27 AM

why did he want you to crawl into his still warm bed? why couldn't you "sleep in" where you were?

by Anonymousreply 49June 14, 2022 10:32 AM

So did you crawl in and savior his smell and warmth , R47?

And you didn’t get the hint?

by Anonymousreply 50June 14, 2022 10:54 AM

Yeah, I don't get the point of why he'd suggest that you get in his bed to sleep in.

While it's probably nothing, it's that ambiguity that is such a turn on when contemplated later. Was he suggesting you sleep in and wait for him in his bed? Did he go to bed naked or did he get naked at some point later? You could spin so many, admittedly delusional, fantasies from an event like that which is what makes a memory like that so much fun.

by Anonymousreply 51June 14, 2022 1:09 PM

The bottom bunk only had a thin, scratchy sheet and a sad, flat pillow. The top level had been tricked out as a loft, so it was bigger and had flannel sheets…and the scent of Rob all over them.

by Anonymousreply 52June 14, 2022 2:04 PM

So you got in Rob's bed and rubbed one out? I would have been in his bed in a split second and when he was gone would have searched for scratch and sniff treasures.

by Anonymousreply 53June 14, 2022 2:11 PM

R53, I can neither confirm nor deny. It was the most unproductive extra two hours of “sleep” that I ever got.

by Anonymousreply 54June 14, 2022 2:17 PM

My Jr HS through college years were filled with purposeful nudity because I played a lot of team sports and I old enough that this was before towel dances, in the time of gang showers.

This is a post about the musk factor in R47.

Almost everyone was bothered or horrified by the smell of stinking teen jocks on team busses, but I was always in 7th Heaven.

by Anonymousreply 55June 14, 2022 2:22 PM

r55, that reminds me of the time I was visiting a friend and her husband got home from working a construction job; she was like, uggh, go take a shower! and I was like, please hold me in your arms!

by Anonymousreply 56June 14, 2022 2:32 PM

In the late 90s I was volunteering by planting flowers at various places around the community. We were at this in-patient drug rehab facility and I was right by a door at the side of the place. The door opened and it was to the men's shower! There was a young guy soaping himself up in there with the biggest tube steak I had ever seen at that point. The director of the facility, who was helping us plant was mortified and struggled to get the door closed. I saw everything that I needed, though.

by Anonymousreply 57June 14, 2022 2:37 PM

One year I was invited to a New Years Eve pajama party. It was at the home of my friend's brother and mostly straight couples. During the evening two of the the guys drunk started horsing around and one pulled the other's bottoms all the way down. The guy had a HUGE dick which we all got a good glimpse of as it was flopping around while he was trying to pull his pants up. I heard a gasp and "oh my God" from the ladies. My friend and I still talk about how hot the incident was and referring to it as "the night the balls dropped" since it was NYE.

by Anonymousreply 58June 14, 2022 2:58 PM

Many years ago, I was back in my hometown and happened to see an old high school friend working in her front yard. She invited me up on the porch to chat. She was sitting with her back to the open front door. While chatting, her husband appeared in the living room, stark naked and wet from the shower. He locked eyes with me, froze, did the “shh” finger thing, and ran back towards the back of the house. His dick was really big and floppy, and his ass was nice. I am sure I flushed but tried to not make it obvious.

He came back out later dressed, acting like it was the first time seeing me. It was weird, kind of. When she stepped inside, all he said was “she gets pissed when I walk around naked” or something like that. I just mumbled “no problem” I think.

We always thought he was kind of a loser and a doofus and wondered why she married him…well, after seeing him naked I think I figured it out.

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by Anonymousreply 60June 14, 2022 3:40 PM

When I was 16 my parents who were from Europe took us on a tour of Europe and we stayed with relatives and friends. In Germany, we stayed on a US military base. Everyone went out to a beer hall except me. Even though I was legal drinking age in germany. I was left with our host's 16 year old son who was an uber jock. We went out to a local carnival and hung out. We went back to the house and he went and took a shower. He came back in a towel. He was well muscled. He sat on a chair while i was propped on his floor I could see right in the towel to his dick and balls. He caught me looking laughed and pulled off his towel. Long story short I swalloed three loads before the folks came home.

by Anonymousreply 61June 14, 2022 3:44 PM

Guy blowing two guys at the urinals

by Anonymousreply 62June 14, 2022 4:53 PM

Went shopping with a friend's wife who asked me into the changing area with her, as girls do, to approve or comment on clothing choices. I was a little flabbergasted because this was a lingerie store but ok... I'll go with it.

Not only did I get to see her in lingerie but I also got to see her changing out of, and into, various outfits with nudity in between. I liked the show. I don't know if she was trying to get to me or word get back to the husband? But I didn't care.

by Anonymousreply 63June 14, 2022 4:58 PM

Back when I was 16, I had a part time job at ChiChi's. I went to use the restroom, and there was a guy, probably in his early 50's, standing at the urinal with a huge full on raging hard on. He was standing a bit of a ways back from the urinal, so his enormous cock was on full display.

by Anonymousreply 64June 14, 2022 5:00 PM

In college, I was in the theater department men's community shower room (It was a great facility.) after a hot rehearsal and one of the jocks who were commandeered as spear carriers for "Trojan Women" was showering with me. The nudity obviously wasn't accidental, but he slipped on the tile and in sliding he knocked me over, and in an amazing coincidence of physics his cock ended up in my mouth for a while.

What makes it really weird was that the same thing happened three other times. Except the last time I was the one who slipped and he landed on me and his cock went right up my ass. For a while.

I wonder if they ever fixed it so the tile wasn't so slippery.

by Anonymousreply 65June 14, 2022 5:09 PM

Lots of hot stories!

by Anonymousreply 66June 14, 2022 5:45 PM

Hottest guy in HS Chemistry class spilled liquid on himself and had to shower naked in the in class shower.

by Anonymousreply 67June 14, 2022 5:48 PM

Went camping in Florida with some college buddies and set up our tents in a park that was kind of a man-made beach -- so it was all open, not trees or anything. Middle of the night, there's some commotion outside the tents, though no one bothered to get out and have a look.

Got up in the morning and right next to us was a 20something guy and girl, both totally naked, him spread-eagled on his back, her laying sideways on his outstretched arm. They were passed out next to the unmade tent they had obviously tried in vain to put up in the blackness. A couple of liquor bottles were strewn about.

We all went to the showers, came back, packed up and left -- and neither of them ever moved. They both had good bodies and he had a really fat hog. We have the photos to prove it!

by Anonymousreply 68June 14, 2022 5:59 PM

A few years ago I took a vacation in México and stayed at a gorgeous historic boutique hotel. It had three small courtyards and each had guest rooms with balconies. I was on the third floor one afternoon sitting on my small balcony & having a drink. On the floor below me & around the corner was a middle-aged couple who had their balcony doors open (it was a nice day) . The wife came out to balcony to grab her phone, then shut the balcony doors. A minute later I watched her walk through our courtyard and out the door to the main street. I forgot to mention that there is a large square transom window above their doors that they have left all the way open. A minute later, the husband walks into the room naked and freshly showered, lays down on the bed and jerks off for several minutes. I could see everything from the neck down. It was incredible.

by Anonymousreply 69June 14, 2022 6:25 PM

When I was a sophomore in college, the dorm had two rooms divided by the bathroom. The suitemates were freshmen, one of whom went to my high school. I was in their room talking to my friend when he said he was going to the basement to get a Pepsi and chips. So, I was sitting on his bed. His roommate came into the room from the shower. Now he was the essence of twink - a Jace Norman look alike. Anyway he had his towel wrapped around him and went to the sink in the room without seeing I was there staring at him. At the sink, his towel fell off and he just said," Fuck it" and let it drop, exposing his small, tight ass. He turned full frontal and saw I was there. We exchanged pleasantries with him not bothering to hide himself. The memory of that perfect cock, balls, and small patch of pubes on his otherwise hairless body was the source of many of my fantasies. He finally pulled on his briefs, got dressed and went on his date.


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by Anonymousreply 70June 14, 2022 6:57 PM

When I was in early college I went to a cabin in the Redondo national forest. It was situated on Lake Kibosh, an abandoned quarry, which the feds had long-leased to people, with permission to build. Because of the quarry, there were only a few entry points to the water and you had to walk to it. One night around dusk my uncle who I went with was napping so I walked the trail to access the water. Right out of nowhere steps this amazing man - must have been about forty ? - gorgeous... tall, dark haired, hairy body and completely nude. He had a towel over his shoulder but he wasn't wearing it (I should have said it was mid September, not a lot of people were up that weekend.) He asked me if I was going for a swim, I said yeah, he said me too and we chatted and walked the the water's edge and he's naked and completely comfortable the whole time. Then he stood and talked to me for awhile, tugging the thing enough I wondered but not enough I knew. Then he's like are you coming in? I was so hard, I can't remember what I said, but I peeled it out of there. I'm pretty sure I heard him say something like you don't have to worry about it but I was too embarrassed. Still remember it though.

by Anonymousreply 71June 14, 2022 7:08 PM

I came home early one summer day and walked in on my older brother jacking off. I'd seen him naked changing before, but that was the first time hard.

by Anonymousreply 72June 14, 2022 8:21 PM

r72 vivid descriptions please!

by Anonymousreply 73June 14, 2022 8:39 PM

This is why I come to DL!

by Anonymousreply 74June 14, 2022 8:53 PM

When I was in the 8th grade, a friend had lost something in the locker room as we had gym that day. After school we went back into the locker room to talk to the gym teacher to see if he found the item. The gym teacher was taking a shower in their private shower and we waited for him to finish. He came out of the shower to get his towel and I saw his dick was erect. He was a really hot looking, probably in his late 20's and he had a very hairy chest. When my friend and I left the locker room we just laughed at what we saw.

by Anonymousreply 75June 14, 2022 8:56 PM

r67 Not sure if I believe this one. But if it's true, it's just about the hottest thing I've ever heard in my life. Are there any more details to the story? What year did this happen?

by Anonymousreply 76June 14, 2022 8:56 PM

I thought this was why you went to Nifty.

by Anonymousreply 77June 14, 2022 8:56 PM

This thread is making me horny.

by Anonymousreply 78June 14, 2022 9:09 PM

[quote]Not sure if I believe this one. But if it's true, it's just about the hottest thing I've ever heard in my life. Are there any more details to the story? What year did this happen?

Not that person but Chemistry classes do occasionally have emergency showers just in case you get something on yourself that needs to come off IMMEDIATELY but most people would just leave their clothes on and take it since it's an emergency. So I could see this happening years ago though. Ours was in a back room and we didn't use anything that could completely damage your skin if it got on you.

by Anonymousreply 79June 14, 2022 9:12 PM

r79 Yeah, that was the other reason I was skeptical. But boy that would have been quite a fantasy! Would love to hear from that poster whether it was actually real.

by Anonymousreply 80June 14, 2022 9:17 PM

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never would have believed it until this happened to me…

by Anonymousreply 81June 14, 2022 9:19 PM

So I had to open a restaurant every day at 6AM. A guy came in at midnight to clean the place and he would be leaving as I began. I went down to the men's lockers once and there he was, bare ass naked. A hot Latino with tan skin, a huge Brillo-esque bush and in the middle of that bush a thick dark cock. Uncut natch. He grinned at me, I grinned back and then went back upstairs.

by Anonymousreply 82June 14, 2022 9:21 PM

I worked as a front desk night receptionist in a dorm overnight to pay for school, and I saw plenty of nudity there, some unindented. Too many to share but the best one....was doing rounds and one of the hotter guys on the top floor had been in a girls room but her roommate made him get out. He had no clothes on was very sheepishly trying to go down the hall - it was cute as hell, and he was so nice, not a douche, but between his curly, wavy hair on his head and a very plump, pendulous dick hanging between his leg, that was stroke material for me for years after. I told him we were cool, just to get back to his room, and he was grateful. Not grateful enough to let me blow him, alas, but several times when he came back to the dorms I got a fistbump and a "my buddy!" and at the end of the year I got a bro hug - that musk of his added to my stroke bank.

I worked at/near two big universities and there were always shirtless guys on the quad going commando....someone would end up getting jocked and having their shorts pulled down. Even without nudity, watching the guys play in the sun (at both Pitt and UW) was glorious. At UW, there would always be happy, horny drunk guys pissing in front of my apartment. I offered to blow a few of them and one adorably bashful blonde dude took me up on it. To be drunk and yet get bone hard in ten seconds.....ah, youth.

I will say now, as one of the eldergay-adjacent, I love to visit San Diego. No shortage of really hot, lean, fit guys who will strip stark naked to change in/out of surf gear. Lovely eye candy.

by Anonymousreply 83June 14, 2022 9:27 PM

R80– it was some liquid that burned his shorts. Fucker was supposed to be wearing underwear but wasn’t. Mid 90’s

by Anonymousreply 84June 14, 2022 9:27 PM

[quote] unindented

I'll "oh, dear" myself. I meant unintended, of course.


by Anonymousreply 85June 14, 2022 9:28 PM

r84 So the teacher didn't ask the other students to leave the classroom while he showered? What did he look like? What did his dick look like?

by Anonymousreply 86June 14, 2022 9:32 PM

A couple of "accidents" I already knew my roommate's body was amazing but coming home without knocking and seeing him standing in front of our full-length living room mirror. Startled he said "cant you knock" As he with his beefy hairy ass, firm but just a little bit of jiggle ran into the bathroom and shut the door. Then being locked out of my apt with a sign on the door" please wait ten mins ill let you in soon." But he came to the door anyway. Shirtless and anxious. He was such a hairy god! He had some scuzzy old local business owner and drug dealer in our apt. Someone's dick was getting sucked for coke! I want to believe it was the Old man. He said the old man's wife locked him out of the house and he felt sorry for him.

by Anonymousreply 87June 14, 2022 9:41 PM

First trip to Europe, worked up the courage to stay at a hostel in Barcelona. Made friends with a group of Americans, guys and girls. The guys were all hot. One of them, was this rich kid from TX that was on Harvard's baseball team. A damn wet dream with bedroom eyes, and a lovely smile. He was sadly straight and easily found a girl at the club we all attended that night. I was on the top bunk and woke up early. I turn over and see that the girl had rolled over exposing him naked and passed out in the morning air. The kicker was that he was hard again! Simply a treat for my eyes and something I can never forget. This was about 6 years ago. He's not married and I think about that hot cock his wife gets to ride (and the money she gets to spend) every time I scroll pasted his Instagram photos.

by Anonymousreply 88June 14, 2022 10:14 PM

R84– I don’t remember. He was nicknamed Johnny no-wipe for the rest of the senior year

by Anonymousreply 89June 14, 2022 11:50 PM

r88 Just looked up the Harvard baseball roster. Is it John or Joey?

by Anonymousreply 90June 15, 2022 2:10 AM

John looks like he has the bedroom eyes. So that's my guess.

by Anonymousreply 91June 15, 2022 6:48 PM

Any more memories?

by Anonymousreply 92June 15, 2022 11:22 PM

I was in my early teens when I used to watch my mom’s ex boyfriend shower in our backyard in the nude

by Anonymousreply 93June 16, 2022 7:18 PM

r93 Did he know you were watching him?

by Anonymousreply 94June 17, 2022 6:58 AM

if you were titillate in anyway, i hope you are ashamed of yourself

by Anonymousreply 95June 17, 2022 7:17 AM

Not really accidental but I was in the changing room at our gym. It was a pretty quiet night and I thought I was alone when this guy comes out of the shower with the biggest hard-on I have ever seen. I mean cartoonishly long thick with a slight upward bend. I watch as he comes strolling right towards me with his baseball bat swinging. I realize he is just two lockers from me. I figured what the fuck and said Hi to him, made some comment about it being dead in here. He turns to talk to me, I am sitting on the gym bench and this giant hard-on is just inched from me. He can tell I am staring at it. He took a step closer and said "go on, I know you want to," it seemed like millions of years me sitting there deciding what to do but ti was more like a second. I swallowed half of it before he goes "whoa whoa I meant to touch it," but I didn't stop and he didn't stop me. Pretty soon I hear "Fuck I am going to cum." and I stay clamped and take his load. Licked clean I sit back. He says 'I have never done anything like ths." I said "me either." Long story short. I am married to him now lol.

by Anonymousreply 96June 17, 2022 2:30 PM

meet cute!

by Anonymousreply 97June 17, 2022 2:35 PM

R96 I think what probably attracted your husband to you, was that on your first meeting you played so hard to get.

by Anonymousreply 98June 17, 2022 3:56 PM

I don't know if it was accidental, but a company I used to work for was given a special deal on gym memberships for all employees. The gym was in the same building and I got to see many of my male co-workers including my boss naked in the locker room and showers.

by Anonymousreply 99June 17, 2022 5:02 PM

This thread is hot.

by Anonymousreply 100June 17, 2022 5:10 PM

Senior year of high school I went on a school trip to Europe. Roommates were randomly assigned and I was with three other guys, two of which were on the varsity wrestling team. I'm assuming that they were very comfortable with each other from being in the locker room because after they showered and toweled off they would walk from the bathroom to the closet naked to get dressed.

Both had great bodies and cocks, but one especially was a fat hog. I swear it slapped his lower thigh as he walked. I found it surprising because he was such a lean, lanky guy but then here was this monster meat.

by Anonymousreply 101June 17, 2022 5:15 PM

r99 Nice! What did they look like?

by Anonymousreply 102June 17, 2022 6:15 PM

I lived in a high rise dorm. A frequent event was some frat guy being stripped naked and handcuffed or tied to the rail in the back of the elevators, after which all the floor buttons were pressed. A not-so-frequent variation was they’d lube him up a bit so he’d have at least a semi-erect dick. I miss college, sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 103June 17, 2022 7:18 PM

^ Now I’m horny

by Anonymousreply 104June 17, 2022 7:20 PM

r103 FAKE booooo

by Anonymousreply 105June 17, 2022 7:26 PM

I grew up in a bayfront house. Our home was at the mouth of the bay, so anyone living on a canal had to boat by our house to get to the bay and the ocean. On weekends we'd see tons of boats coming and going and we'd usually have a meal out there and watch. There was one boat, a small skiff with a guy and a girl. The guy was just wearing a pair of jeans shorts but his anaconda was hanging well below the bottom of those shorts. I couldn't stop staring, as I didn't think it was real. He stared right back with an "It's real, bitch" grin on his face,

by Anonymousreply 106June 17, 2022 9:44 PM

In college I had a friend who was starting to bodybuild. You could see his muscles grow over time. One day, I walked into his dorm room He was asleep on his bean bag chair, naked and spread-legged. He wasn’t that attractive facially, but his chest was chiseled, with nipples that had stretched a bit as the muscle beneath them grew. He had hairy legs; I could see those hairs led to a large thick bush, with a long cock hanging between his legs. I immediately popped a boner, but I didn’t want to wake him, so I left the room.

Now I wish I had taken a chance to wake him up with some advances, but it was 40 years ago. I would have been shunned by everyone on the floor if he objected. Who knows if he would have?

by Anonymousreply 107June 17, 2022 11:35 PM

The times in the 1950s when I would see broads encumbered by armfuls of groceries have their panties drop to their ankles-always in very public places for maximum humiliation!

by Anonymousreply 108June 18, 2022 4:55 AM

R96, that's so hot!

by Anonymousreply 109June 18, 2022 5:40 AM

I was hiking uphill with a couple of friends on a well-traveled trail that wasn't far from civilization at all. This guy walked downhill not wearing his shorts but holding his shorts in front of him. He gave us a rather overly cheerful, apologetic smile. I'm not sure how he got into that predicament or why he didn't duck behind some bushes to put his shorts on properly. After he passed us, we all turned around to look at his butt.

by Anonymousreply 110June 18, 2022 5:52 AM

I think I’ve only seen accidental nudity once (and I’m not really sure it was an accident, because it seemed too careless and more intentional). I lived in DC and was walking down my street at night with my roommate to buy beer and we passed a building and there was a young handsome guy in an English basement, lights on, sitting in a papasan chair, facing the window, masturbating in front of his tv. We both think he had to know you could see right into his window from the sidewalk, thus probably not accidental.

Definitely not accidental-when I was ten, we went to a swimming pool at a local university and you had to walk through the showers to get to the pool, and I saw my first naked guy. College guy in his 20s, naked, wet, very muscular. At ten I thought “dammmmn that’s a fine ass. I want to get with that!” Still didn’t figure out I was gay or even really what sex was until much later, but ten year old me was down to get railed by a 20 year old college guy. 🙄

As if I’d even know what to do or he would have been like “let’s go little ten year old!” (At least I hope he wouldn’t).

by Anonymousreply 111June 18, 2022 6:30 AM

When I was about 9 years old, I was at the beach and the men's bathroom was like a locker room but no showers. I relieved myself at a urinal, zipped up, and turned around to leave, and there was a man standing in a toilet stall, door open, masturbating, eyes locked on me. I froze, staring at his dick, because i didn't know what he was doing, or why his dick was so enormous! (I'd never seen a grown man's hard dick at that age). I didn't realize that, had I stuck around for little bit longer, I could have seen the "grand finale"! I ran out of there. Ah, innocence lost.

He looked like a smelly homeless man, btw.

by Anonymousreply 112June 18, 2022 2:30 PM

r112 the best accidental nudity you ever saw was a homeless man jerking off in a bathroom?

by Anonymousreply 113June 18, 2022 2:34 PM


by Anonymousreply 114June 18, 2022 2:37 PM

Just the occasional peek when I guy I'm sitting across from is wearing shorts and either no underwear or loose boxers, and has his leg up just so.

by Anonymousreply 115June 18, 2022 2:51 PM

When I was 14, in the 80's, when shorts were really short, I took a basketball class and the coach was this tall, hot, tan guy who wouldn't wear underwear. After the lesson we would sit on the ground and stretch. And, man-- every time his cock or balls would roll out of the leg of is shorts. I loved it and even stopped wearing underwear to my classes so I could give him a similar show! I saw him sneaking glancing of my dick as I spread my legs and stretched. I was too inexperienced to know how to escalate things, but I wish I was more bold back then!

by Anonymousreply 116June 18, 2022 3:37 PM

R103 story sounds true - that was a common practical joke

At my fraternity and most others I guess, when a guy got pinned or engaged, the tradition was to force him into the back of a car or truck and strip him naked, usually pouring ice water on his penis to shrink it up...

Then we'd all barge into his GF's sorority house, carrying our naked brother, with the shriveled up penis, while singing one of our song, and deposit the naked and shivering guy on the floor of the dining room, where all the girls could "size up" their sister's naked BF

by Anonymousreply 117June 18, 2022 4:38 PM

^ Once we barged into the ZTA house - it was usually around dinner time so the most girls would be there to see - but the uptight old bitch of a house mother was having some kind of tea in the front parlor for some of old women friends.

She just started shrieking and threatening to call the cops, but we and the sisters mostly ignored her - it was a tradition in the Greek Community at my university.

And most of the old bitch's friend crowded into to get a good look at my frat brother's naked body while she was screaming.

by Anonymousreply 118June 18, 2022 4:42 PM

^ I don't remember ever using handcuffs but we did use zip ties or rope on their hands and feet - and sometimes if there were enough girls around we'd just tie him to the stair railing in the entrance hall of the sorority house and leave him there.

The newly-penned GF was responsible for getting him dressed and getting him home.

by Anonymousreply 119June 18, 2022 4:53 PM

That's fucking disgusting, Fraternities should be banned.

by Anonymousreply 120June 18, 2022 5:02 PM

At my high school prom, there was a Scottish guy wearing a kilt. He was one of the hottest guys in my year, in a rough, gruff, toxic masculine kinda way. Don’t think we ever really interacted. I was at a table and there were a few girls around me and someone commented on what he was wearing underneath his kilt, so he lifted it up to reveal a huge, thick dick. Being the horny, closeted 18 year old I was, I wanted to leap over the table, grab it and wrap my mouth around it. I bet it was huge when it was hard. But social etiquette was observed and I turned my attention back to my drink and the girls giggled.

by Anonymousreply 121June 18, 2022 5:03 PM

R121 what was Scottish Jock doing in the US?

by Anonymousreply 122June 18, 2022 5:08 PM

When I was a kid, our building had a pool. One day I was swimming and a guy was lying, sunning himself by the pool. His swim suit was raised and I could see his soft dick just lying there. I didn't know why I was so intrigued by it but I kept swimming over to get a look.

When I was 8th grade, I slept over a friends house. That night, I went to get a drink and his dad was asleep on the couch in his boxers. He had a hard on and it was sticking up through the fly. I quietly walked over to look. I was so scared and turned on all at once. God I wish we had cell phones back then

by Anonymousreply 123June 18, 2022 5:09 PM

R121 it was in England, not far south of the border.

by Anonymousreply 124June 18, 2022 5:16 PM

R123 After that incident, I always got a thrill whenever I saw my friends dad, knowing I had seen something so intimate and private and he had no idea

by Anonymousreply 125June 18, 2022 5:19 PM

R125 what did he look like?

by Anonymousreply 126June 18, 2022 5:38 PM

R126 He always reminded me of an older looking Mark Shera who was a Tv actor in the 70's and 80's. I remember his dick being really big but what did I know at that age

by Anonymousreply 127June 18, 2022 6:08 PM

Today, one of the roofers working on the house next door was in their backyard taking a piss with his meaty Latino dick.

by Anonymousreply 128June 18, 2022 6:11 PM

^Did you discipline him?

by Anonymousreply 129June 18, 2022 6:44 PM

Yes, I made his pound my hungry bussy

while I lectured him on politeness.

by Anonymousreply 130June 18, 2022 9:23 PM

r117 r118 r119 How many guys got that treatment? What year was that taking place?

by Anonymousreply 131June 18, 2022 9:26 PM

This wasn't accidental but when I was learning how to swim at the YMCA when I was probably 7 or 8,all the boys would go into this room with a pool and I would say 25% of the boys didn't wear bathing suits. This was in the 60's and all I could think was they couldn't afford one. None of the instructors said anything but I was too young to enjoy but thought it was odd.

by Anonymousreply 132June 19, 2022 1:08 AM

I was eight yrs old and lived next door to a family with three brothers who were older. One day I went to their house and walked upstairs to go visit. I noticed the door to the oldest brother's room was open, so I looked in. He was 15 and was lying on the bed totally naked with the doctor ( that's back when they used to do house calls) standing over him and gently reaching down to feel his testicles. I was shocked, since this was the first time in my life that I had seen a boy with pubes and was pretty transfixed. After I got my eyeful, I went down to the other brothers' shared room and asked what was wrong. I was told that he hurt his balls. In reality, he had gotten over mumps and had orchitis in the left testicle. I told the other two brothers that I would meet them outside and left, once again sneaking a peek at the oldest brother's cock, balls, and pubes.

by Anonymousreply 133June 19, 2022 1:11 PM

^ maybe it was just a regular prostate milking - based on the medical knowledge I've acquired from the Nifty stories I've read

by Anonymousreply 134June 19, 2022 7:16 PM

R133 = Laura Ingalls Wilder

by Anonymousreply 135June 19, 2022 8:35 PM

Any more?

by Anonymousreply 136June 21, 2022 8:12 PM


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by Anonymousreply 137June 21, 2022 8:21 PM

From another thread on celebrity nudity: Chris Jones' fat uncut hog and balls falling out on national TV during the NFL combines.

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by Anonymousreply 138June 21, 2022 8:40 PM

Jockey humiliation.

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by Anonymousreply 139June 21, 2022 8:45 PM

And of course, DL fave Joe Burrow.

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by Anonymousreply 140June 21, 2022 9:26 PM

R140, I love how they keep replaying it from different angles while the announcers laugh...

by Anonymousreply 141June 21, 2022 10:28 PM

^ Those announcers are homophobic morons.

by Anonymousreply 142June 21, 2022 10:58 PM

Titles for OP's future threads:

[bold]The time someone's Dad asked if you took it up the ass[/bold]

[bold]What's your favorite fetish that involves spanking me and then cumming in my hair while I cry?[/bold]

[bold]Best unexpected sex on the train between Osaka and Tokyo?[/bold]

[bold]Who did you give crabs to and lie about it if you ever saw them again?[/bold]

by Anonymousreply 143June 21, 2022 11:40 PM

Many years ago in Union Square Park. A very hunky and handsome guy in his thirties wearing kilts was busking playing his bagpipes. Several times gusts of wind blew by and pulled his kilt up, showing everything below the waist. I gave him a $20.

by Anonymousreply 144June 22, 2022 12:25 AM

When I was about ten years old, our backyard neighbor was a gorgeous swarthy man who lived alone. I thought he looked like Tom Jones.

One late afternoon, I was playing in our backyard. He was cutting his grass, bare-chested with thick pink nipples, and hairy, when his shorts got tangled up with the lawnmower’s handle. When he tried to release them, the shorts were yanked down to his mid-thigh.

I saw his beautiful dark brown bush; I never imagined one could be that big and thick. His cock wasn’t large, but it had a pronounce head, like a helmet. He saw me staring at him and he apologized. His crotch was naked for about five minutes, then he freed the shorts and his cock flipped upward as he pulled them up.

I still remember that guy. Thank goodness my parents were cleaning up the garage, so they didn’t see into the backyard. If I was eight or ten years older, I would have jumped the fence to help him out of his jam. I would have been able to move my hand anywhere across his crotch. I would catch my fingers on those thick hairs and pretend to get stuck.

by Anonymousreply 145June 22, 2022 12:50 AM

I grew up around rednecks who thought nothing of hauling it out and pissing when we were hunting or camping. It got to be where it wasnt that big of deal to me. Until I hit puberty. Then I took great risks trying to spot one ! One of my earliest memories was when I was about 7. Our scout troop had gone to this huge pond that rented out sunfish boats and they taught us how to sail (or tried to!).One of the dads was in his early 30s with a mat of chest hair and tree trunk legs,also covered with hair. This particular day he wore white swim trunks and apparently forgot underwear . You saw his entire package clear as a bell. I was absolutely riveted . Im positive someone had to notice this baby queen staring that snake down !

by Anonymousreply 146June 22, 2022 1:24 AM

R146 Wow you hit puberty early, and do people wear underwear underneath swimming trunks? That dad sounds hot, like you I wouldn’t have been able to stop staring.

by Anonymousreply 147June 22, 2022 5:45 AM

When I was in high school we went to a public pool where you could walk down this little ramp and see the people under the water when they're in the pool. Out of curiosity I went down there for the first time, by myself, and one of the girls that my buddies and I thought was smoking hot dove into the pool head first. The force of hitting the water yanked her bikini bottoms down to her ankles. I stood there watching her kicking her legs and trying to pull up her bottoms. It went on for a fair amount of time, too. It was one of those moments where your heart starts hammering in your chest and your brain struggles to catch up to the moment that's happening. It was awesome.

by Anonymousreply 148June 22, 2022 6:31 AM

r148 Did a straight guy get lost and end up on datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 149June 22, 2022 8:48 AM

R149 That or a lesbian? Or bisexual.

I guess it does qualify as accidental nudity, just not the accidental nudity most of us were hoping for

by Anonymousreply 150June 22, 2022 9:02 AM

I was maybe 12 and went to a Boy Scout celebration where two older boys were dressed like Indians and one had a massive piece of man eat and no underwear on. I was sitting where I could see through the side unobstructed view and was riveted

Another time we were selling candy door to door and this older jock answered the door and I was on the stairs and could look up right into the side of his shorts and I could see his cock and balls tenting out from the side, HAWT! This was almost 40 years ago and I those memories are seared into my mind like it was yesterday!

by Anonymousreply 151June 22, 2022 9:20 AM

r151 Yeah I've actually read the first story on other threads on datalounge. Apparently that was a real thing they used to actually do.

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by Anonymousreply 152June 22, 2022 9:45 AM

R10 I always say ass online, even though I say arse in real life. Don't know why, just how it is.

by Anonymousreply 153June 22, 2022 10:30 AM

R153, would an English person not pronounce the two spellings the same way? "Arse" like "parse" and "ass" like "pass."

by Anonymousreply 154June 22, 2022 10:44 AM

Confused about your question R154 - I pronounce them both differently, not the same way - the examples you give are a bit flawed because it depends on your accent, I would say 'pass' to rhyme with arse - northern Brits would say 'pass' to rhyme with 'ass' though.

by Anonymousreply 155June 22, 2022 11:50 AM

It's funny that so many of these stories feature men with huge cocks. Is that just because they are the ones that tend to stick in the mind?

I remember going on a residential school trip and we went swimming, the changing rooms were communal and I saw my teacher's cock, it was the biggest schlong I'd ever seen at that point and in my memory seemed to hang, thick and meaty, almost to his knees. Shame he wasn't one of the teachers I had a crush on!

by Anonymousreply 156June 22, 2022 12:23 PM

When I was in jr high school I was at a barbeque/pool party at friends of my parent's house. The husband of the couple that lived there (they also had 2 kids) was this virile, gruff blond man with a mustache. I always had a secret crush on him as he was the best looking out of all the husbands who played tennis with my parents. When I went to use the bathroom, which was located next to the master bedroom. He happened to be there changing out of his wet swim trunks. I caught a glimpse right when he took them off. It was from the back and I got a nice peek at his big balls and nutsac hanging between his legs. He never saw me checking him out. I remember being so turned on that I couldn't wait to get home and jack off.

by Anonymousreply 157June 22, 2022 4:06 PM

In college, I lived one year with 2 other guys in a dorm that had separate bedrooms and a shared living room. One of my roommates was a cute straight stocky blond, who always slept late. I was an early riser and always scheduled my classes for 8 or 9 a.m. After class, I’d pick up my roommate's NYT and head back to our room, where he was usually just getting up. He’d head for the bathroom while I perused the paper, and then he would emerge freshly showered wearing only one of the skimpy little towels the linen service provided. He’d take a seat across the room to read the paper, and we’d discuss the news while I took in the view of his fat pink cock and balls nestled in his thick blond bush. I’m sure he knew he was on display, but I guess he didn’t care.

by Anonymousreply 158June 22, 2022 4:25 PM

Hot r158

by Anonymousreply 159June 22, 2022 4:30 PM

R138 I remember that! I had the tv on & was watching when it happened & was like "did I just see that?!" After he gets up you hear him say to the guy "dick came out" 🤣 Was more than just the dick I think!

You can see the most right when he starts to get up.

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by Anonymousreply 160June 22, 2022 7:13 PM

R160 Love the way the sportscasters say right before he starts running, "Really surprised Chris Jones came out this year," like they were predicting what was about to happen.

by Anonymousreply 161June 22, 2022 7:16 PM

Is he known as the dick slip guy now?

by Anonymousreply 162June 22, 2022 8:41 PM

Oh, sorry, yeah, I'm a straight guy. Didn't know only gay male nudity stories were allowed.

by Anonymousreply 163June 23, 2022 7:03 AM

R148, you have to know this thread was about male nudity.

by Anonymousreply 164June 23, 2022 7:18 AM

r163 Lol cute! Straight guys are welcome to post here, as long as you also regale us with some stories about seeing your male friends naked or being seen naked by your male friends.

by Anonymousreply 165June 23, 2022 7:18 AM

^Sorry I don't make the rules, that's just part of the terms of service you agreed to when you made an account here.

by Anonymousreply 166June 23, 2022 7:29 AM

honey, only fugly incel str8 hang here, dont erect your hope, r165

by Anonymousreply 167June 23, 2022 7:34 AM

r167 Personally I choose believe our straight guy is a sophisticated and handsome intellectual!

by Anonymousreply 168June 23, 2022 7:36 AM

r168 was busy whoring during the latest mra thread blitz, poor dear

by Anonymousreply 169June 23, 2022 7:38 AM

Back in college I lived off-campus in an apartment complex that was mostly occupied by students but also had a lot of other young adults. I lived in a second story unit above a thirty-ish divorced dad. The stairs to my apartment passed a window of his that gave me a view into his bedroom if the curtains were open which was very rare during the day, and never at night until ... I came home one night and there he was spread eagle on his bed, lights on, furiously jerking off his average cock.

What was I going to do? Not stand there on the landing watching him work his five-incher into a minor cum shot over his blossoming dad-bod?

by Anonymousreply 170June 23, 2022 8:00 AM

r170 Wasted opportunity. If you had knocked while he was mid session, he might have been horny enough to let you finish for him.

by Anonymousreply 171June 23, 2022 8:03 AM

R171, my boyfriend waiting for me upstairs. But after dinner my story-telling led to some extra fun.

by Anonymousreply 172June 23, 2022 8:12 AM

R163, a straight man? On The DataLounge? Now everyone here will be lifting their kaftans and presenting hole in your direction.

by Anonymousreply 173June 23, 2022 8:43 AM

I was sitting in my college dorm room and glanced out the window to the dorm right next to mine. A really hot guy was entering his room with a young woman. They turned on the light and didn't bother to close the shade. I saw them start to make out and then, after a few minutes, the lights were turned off. It was apparent what they were doing. A while later the lights came back on and I saw the guy with a raging hardon walking to the bathroom. He came back naked, but she had dressed the the meantime. A sort of my own little CFNM scene.

by Anonymousreply 174June 23, 2022 11:39 AM

Walked in on my two Army buddies having threesome with some German chick they picked up off base

by Anonymousreply 175June 23, 2022 12:16 PM

r174 Hot! What did he look like?

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by Anonymousreply 177June 24, 2022 6:08 AM

I walked into my nephews room and forgot to knock. He said "Don't you bother to knock anymore?". I got a peek at his balls. Then he changed the subject and told me that he and his teammate were going on a trip to NYC for the weekend, and they needed a chaperone. " Would you be willing, uncle?" I told him I'd be thoroughly delighted to accompany my cute nephew and his hot friend on a trip to the Big Apple.

by Anonymousreply 178June 24, 2022 7:54 AM

You're not with the UK’s 16 Air Assault Brigade are you, R175?

by Anonymousreply 179June 24, 2022 8:49 AM

I watched Nippelgate. It was accidental. A wardrobe malfunction.

by Anonymousreply 180June 24, 2022 9:16 AM

I've told this story here before, but my first apartment faced another apartment building with only about ten feet of separation between our two buildings. My living room windows faced a neighboring studio apartment's windows at nearly the same level. The guy living in the studio almost never lowered his blinds all the way, usually leaving about a six inch gap open. The gap left his desk and chair exposed, which I soon learned he would jerk off at nearly every night.

The view was eye level for me if I was sitting on my couch, and at first it was pretty hot. He had a nicely shaped, girthy dick. Sometimes he used a sock, which I had never seen someone do before. I felt a little bad about the free show and jerked off along with him a few times with my blinds a little open to give him a chance to notice that he was exposed, but he never did. Kinda silly, I know, but I was young.

After a while, it became mostly comical, though, because my TV was set up next to the living room windows, so many nights I'd be watching TV with the jerking neighbor in the window alongside it.

by Anonymousreply 181June 24, 2022 10:07 AM

[quote] [R174] Hot! What did he look like?

Typical college boy. Slim, average height. What stood out ( literally) was the angle of his penis which was a full 45 degrees and very excited.

by Anonymousreply 182June 24, 2022 12:26 PM

Jack Tripper’s balls ⚽️ spilling out of his pants 👖 in that episode of Three’s Company .

by Anonymousreply 183June 24, 2022 12:42 PM

Any more?

by Anonymousreply 184June 25, 2022 2:18 AM

No, R184, I have had sufficient and I suspect half of these are fantasies in the heads of old men.

by Anonymousreply 185June 25, 2022 2:20 AM

r185 You're too cynical! I know for a fact all of my posts were 100% true. Who among us hasn't seen some good accidental nudity over the course of their life?

by Anonymousreply 186June 25, 2022 2:22 AM

I've seen more naked men in locker rooms, nude beaches, gyms and cruises than I can count, R185.

by Anonymousreply 187June 25, 2022 2:28 AM

r187 Let's hear your favorites!

by Anonymousreply 188June 25, 2022 2:30 AM

I had R185 blocked, but apparently they're living on another planet if they think no more half of this thread's tales of accidental nudity can possibly be true, and the rest must come from the imaginations of deprived eldergays. The video evidence some posts have provided—from live broadcasts—should tell you that it can happen anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 189June 25, 2022 2:42 AM

[quote]It's funny that so many of these stories feature men with huge cocks. Is that just because they are the ones that tend to stick in the mind?

A lot of the stories seem to be from a time when the teller was young and likely hadn't seen a lot of cock. I'd argue is likely that they weren't all that big, but the novelty and intense arousal are what enhanced the size in memory.

by Anonymousreply 190June 25, 2022 12:43 PM

R167, Actually I'm married. I come here because I like celebrity gossip and, well, let's face it, the gays have all the good inside gossip. It's either here or Enty.

by Anonymousreply 191June 26, 2022 10:03 AM

r191 So any good stories for us?

by Anonymousreply 192June 26, 2022 10:15 AM

In my 30's, I shared a house with a gorgeous straight guy. On Saturday's, I often drove him to work because he didn't have a car and public transport was spotty. One Saturday morning, I went to his room to take him to work and he was still asleep. When I woke him up, he jumped up in a daze and sat on the bed. When I looked down, I noticed that his erect dick was sticking out of the hole in his boxers. It was enormous and pointing straight up. He didn't realize it at the time as he was upset about being late. I can't tell you how many times that I jacked off to that image.

by Anonymousreply 193June 26, 2022 2:38 PM

Posts are useless without video or pics

by Anonymousreply 194June 26, 2022 2:42 PM

R194. I wish I had a camera. But as my experience was completely accidental and brief, there was no time. Fortunately, I have the memories.

by Anonymousreply 195June 26, 2022 2:48 PM

[quote] Didn't know only gay male nudity stories were allowed.

I once witnessed a woman getting her top ripped off at a concert when the crowd got pretty rowdy.

by Anonymousreply 196June 26, 2022 2:53 PM

"a dorm that had separate bedrooms and a shared living room"

"skimpy little towels the linen service provided"

What college did you go to, R158, that had a living room suite and provided linen service, R158? Sounds more like a hotel.

by Anonymousreply 197June 26, 2022 3:11 PM

Most of them do now, R 197.

by Anonymousreply 198June 26, 2022 3:26 PM

Wow. Linen service, too, though? I guess they have to justify the $60K yearly cost of tuition. Throw in a living room and cheap towels. They should provide a handjob service as well.

by Anonymousreply 199June 26, 2022 3:28 PM

My freshman dorm had two small separate bedrooms (each with bunkbeds) and a living room. That was in the early 80s before the wave of luxurious renovations on campuses; the dorm had been built like that back in the 20s or 30s for a the expectations of a more or less Spartan, but communal-oriented, dorm life. There was certainly no linen service then, but now, who knows.

Sadly for purposes of this thread, I didn't see much accidental nudity there, except for the occasional ass sighting in the bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 200June 26, 2022 3:37 PM

R200, my dorm was all-male and had one giant shower room in the basement. Let's put it this way: I took many showers. All of the nudity was purposeful and plentiful.

by Anonymousreply 201June 26, 2022 3:50 PM

R200 I lived in a dorm in 1980 and it was just one small room with two beds and two desks for studying. The showers and bathrooms were down the hall and shared by the entire floor.

Your dorm room sounds pretty fancy compared to mine.

by Anonymousreply 202June 26, 2022 4:14 PM

r194, I was thinking about who most resembled the guy who dropped his towel in my post at r26, and I've come to the conclusion he looked a lot like gay porn star Nick Sterling -- very similar build, same great huge ass.

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by Anonymousreply 203June 26, 2022 4:16 PM

My beautiful coworker used to ask me to go "shoot baskets" with him after work. He was stunning. It was just two guys hanging out. At one point, he had to go change in our work bathroom, and we were chatting. He pulled his shorts down, and I was stunned. Huge dick.

by Anonymousreply 204June 26, 2022 4:18 PM

R202, the layout may have been fancy, but there was nothing else fancy about the suite, believe me. Our bathroom was also shared by the whole floor (two showers for a maximum twelve people).

by Anonymousreply 205June 26, 2022 4:33 PM

R250 If you had a living room, that was fancy compared to my dorm room.

by Anonymousreply 206June 26, 2022 4:37 PM

R196 I wish mens pants could get torn off that easily.

by Anonymousreply 207June 26, 2022 4:38 PM

Speaking of dorm rooms, I'll never forget my first day in the dorm. I had moved in a few days before classes started and there weren't a lot of guys who had moved in yet. I left my room to go to the bathroom, and when I walked in, standing in front of me was this beautiful guy - about 6' feet tall, dark hair, just stepping out of the shower. Beautiful, lean body, and big flopping dick. He looked at me and smiled wide and said, "Hi!"

Thought I was gonna die right then and there.

by Anonymousreply 208June 26, 2022 4:45 PM

There was a Sex And The City episode in which Samantha was going to do a three way with a gay male couple. They were a real-life couple who lived on the Upper West Side. One of those guys went to my gym. I walked into the steam room once after a workout and there he was, blowing another hottie from the gym.. I just sat and watched.

by Anonymousreply 209June 26, 2022 4:48 PM

Can we stop discussing fucking dorm accommodations and stay on topic?!!!

by Anonymousreply 210June 26, 2022 8:09 PM

So, by a couple, you mean friends with benefits.

by Anonymousreply 211June 26, 2022 8:15 PM

r210 I liked the ones about the dorms with group showers. I'd be happy to hear some stories of those! That's definitely not something any modern colleges do anymore!

by Anonymousreply 212June 26, 2022 8:22 PM

Me too, R212, but who gives a shit about layouts and other, non-accidental nudity details.


by Anonymousreply 213June 26, 2022 8:25 PM

I wouldn't have thought that group showers (dorm or gym) count as "accidental" nudity considering that everyone in them deliberately takes his clothes off and soaps up in front of everyone else. I thought this thread was for the inadvertent sighting of cock and balls spilling out of the too-small shorts of a hot guy going commando sitting across from you, or when a football player accidentally gets his pants pulled down, etc.

by Anonymousreply 214June 26, 2022 8:34 PM

Or when the foot of the naked baby you're holding happens to push down the waistline of your bathing suit, revealing your pubes and practically your cockroot for all the world to see.

by Anonymousreply 215June 26, 2022 8:36 PM

r214 I'll happy to count locker room sightings as accidental nudity. Especially because your eyes are supposed to stay up anyway.

by Anonymousreply 216June 26, 2022 11:54 PM

When I was in scouts me and some of the other boys spied on the dads when it was their turn to shower.

by Anonymousreply 217June 27, 2022 12:15 AM

r217 I feel like there's more to that story...

by Anonymousreply 218June 27, 2022 12:20 AM

[quote] "meet cute!"

I'd call that a "meet HOT", R97!

by Anonymousreply 219June 27, 2022 12:54 AM

Our state held a week-long student government summer camp for HS seniors (“Boys’ State”) at a college campus. A lot of the attendees were their local schools’ class presidents, so a nice smorgasbord of jock types. Our dorm advisor was a tanned, toned university athlete named Jeff, and many of us (well, I anyway) had man-crushes on him.

After each day’s activities, which inevitably included some sort of manly outdoor competition, a bunch of us teens would end up in Jeff’s much-larger room, just shooting the breeze until dinner. Jeff was a bit of a show-off and usually just wore nylon shorts and nothing else. Naturally, I made sure to sit as close as possible.

On about Day 3, Jeff sprained his ankle in a race and had to keep it iced and elevated on a wooden chair. From my usual spot on the floor, I suddenly had a direct view along the length of his leg and into the opening of his flimsy purple running shorts. As he shifted around in the chair, his shorts bunched up to the point that the head of his cock was even with the hem, and was on full display. I doubt it was accidental, because it happened two of the next three days.

There was a lot of pent-up sexual energy in that dorm (guys wrestling in their underwear; locking their roommates out after a shower or stealing their clothes/towels; culminating in a bizarre game of 1 am hide-and-seek, with 30 seniors eluding the dorm monitors and diving into each others’ beds. No idea how it started, but it was hot.

On the last morning, a few of Jeff’s “coach’s pets” (all beefy football types), had figured out that he showered at dawn to avoid the lines, and they decided to steal his clothes AND lock him out of his room. He had to limp from room to room, banging on doors and begging for someone to have mercy and let him in.

Apparently, everyone down the hall either refused or was dead asleep. When he got to our door, my roommate (who’d been a useless bore all week) finally did something right and let Jeff in. I only got a 5-second glance at his perfect ass (remember tan lines?!) before he made a “modesty sandwich” out of two pillows, and hobbled back to his room when the coast was clear.

That week supplied decades’ worth of spank bank collateral.

by Anonymousreply 220June 27, 2022 1:09 AM

Why didn't you loan him a towel?

by Anonymousreply 221June 27, 2022 1:35 AM

R197, My state university provided clean sheets every two weeks in the 70s. They didn't have elastic around the corners, luckily I had some of those with me. A sweet old man went door to door in the hallways. If you weren't in your room, your sheets would be at your door when you returned.

We had group showers, four shower heads for about 24 guys, all in the open. When it was steaming hot in May and September, and we didn't have air conditioning, many of us took several cold showers a day to cool off. There might be four at the shower heads, the others waiting naked and talking. Some of them were muscular, they didn't mind showing off. Those were the days before manscaping was even a thought. We all had bushes, all colors and shapes and densities. Two guys I remember had very hairy chests, their bushes were exceptional. The guys who grew up on farms had the biggest dicks; at the time I thought it might be a good research topic for a doctoral thesis.

by Anonymousreply 222June 27, 2022 2:27 AM

I still want to hear the stories about the Boy Scout dads in the shower.

by Anonymousreply 223June 27, 2022 6:17 AM

When I was fifteen, I went hiking in the California Trinity Alps with my older brothers. Rounding a bend in the trail, we were suddenly faced with a man completely naked except for his backpack hiking in the opposite direction, He was probably eighteen or nineteen. He had a small cock nestled in a large nest of testicles. I swiveled my head as I passed him and saw that his entire backside from neck to thighs was covered in pimples.

This experience didn't go into my spank bank.

by Anonymousreply 224June 27, 2022 6:24 AM

I didn't need accidental nudity. When in Jr. High we had gang showers which were mandatory. There were two classes happening at the same time each with 25-30 students so I got to see a lot of dicks. When in 7th grade the other class was 9th grade. I was so amazed at all the older boys and their much larger hairier dicks. We also swam in the nude. This was the 60's.

by Anonymousreply 225June 27, 2022 11:27 AM

The moment when I was sure I was gay happened in 8th grade, when the boys were given physical exams by a doctor who came to the school. This would never happen in school today. Anyway, we were called to the nurse's office in groups of four. When it was my group's turn, we went into the room and a med school volunteer took our height, weight, and blood pressure. Then, he told us to take off our clothes for the doctor. We all stripped down to our underwear and waited. The doctor examined each of us and finally it was time for the hernia exam ( which we had never had before). The first kid stood up , walked over to the doctor and dropped his briefs, standing totally naked. He was a skinny kid with a small patch of pubes and a pretty nice sized dick. I was struck with a feeling of excitement as I took in the sight. The dr turned around and said that he could put his underwear back on. He did and the dr proceeded to do the hernia check by putting his hand inside the underwear and grabbing our balls. For each of us, he pulled down the front just enough for me to get a glimpse of everybody's pubes. Once again, for a 14 yr old boy who was just beginning to have sexual feelings, it might have been the most important event in my life.

by Anonymousreply 226June 27, 2022 12:03 PM

My apartment was almost flush to the next door apartment, with windows in the sairwell. One afternoon, we were heading out and heard moaning. Looking out the window, there was a couple fucking hard. His hot, tight ass bouncing up and down. We sttod there for a good ten minutes watching. After we left, my roommate was walking down the street. I grabbed him and we went back to watch more of the show. The couple had changed positions. Thie only happened once.

A friend of mine lived on the top floor of one of "those" places on the east side. He has a perfect view of the apartment across the street, and their weight room. Many a day we would watch the hot 6'5, tight guy across the way work out in his tighty whities. Once, he was cooking naked with a decent hard on. He was hot as hell.

by Anonymousreply 227June 27, 2022 12:34 PM

When I was a kid, my best friend and I slept over each other's house a lot. One night at his house, his dad came out in the middle of the night because my friend and I were still awake and laughing. I'll never forget his dad standing in the living room in his white briefs. He worked construction, had a lean muscular body, nice tan, and a great smile.

A more recent occurrence was just a couple of weeks ago. I work in an office where people from the public come in for appointments with us, so it's not super corporate or stuffy. This late 20's guy comes in - decent looking guy, rugby-type body, great legs - and as he's sitting across from me, he leans back to laugh, his legs open, and I see a giant set of balls on him as his shorts loosen. He sat like that for a good 10 minutes as we talked, and all I kept thinking was, "Yeah. He needs to cum."

by Anonymousreply 228June 27, 2022 2:47 PM

R209, I once worked with one of the men that made up that couple. Nice guy, nice body, a dancer. Not sure if he was the one doing the action you saw but it must have been hot.

Growing up, my parents and their best friends (husband and wife) always hung out and we did many things together such as go to the beach or have cookouts, celebrate holidays together. One time at the beach when I was about 16, I went to the men's room. The stall I went into had a small hole in the door that, when looked thru, gave one a view of the trough urinal. No big deal until the husband of the couple came in to pee. I didn't move. He pulled down his bathing suit and I saw his reddish-brown bush and his cock. Soft, of course, and not that long but very thick. He peed what seemed to be for a long time and I was fascinated. I jacked to that image for a long time afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 229June 27, 2022 3:35 PM

This probably counts more as unexpected nudity, but a co-worker of mine who was also an actor had invited everyone at my place of work to go see him in a play. Most of us went and at one point during the performance he had walked out onto the stage completely nude with his dick bouncing. A couple of my female co-workers started snickering and covering their faces in embarrassment. He was a good-looking guy with a nice dick, and the fact that he was low-keyed, shy but friendly guy at work made it all the more hot to me,

by Anonymousreply 230June 27, 2022 3:38 PM

[quote] [R217] I feel like there's more to that story...

Not really, we peeked through a window. I'm sure the other guys were most-likely straight boys, but to me (and this may have been one of the first times I'd seen grown men naked) I was impressed and awestruck by the size and thickness of an adult men's penis, even my dad was in there showering naked.. To this day I can still remember seeing my 30-something year old scout leader and his dark bush with a thick, meaty cock with a big head and big balls. Beautiful ass too with with hair on his lower back. It was something I frequently visualized and jacked off to once I hit puberty.

by Anonymousreply 231June 27, 2022 3:49 PM

R224? It’s “spank bank,” luv. Not “sperm bank.”

by Anonymousreply 232June 27, 2022 5:23 PM

Sorry R224, wish I could delete this. ^^ My mind played a trick on me.

by Anonymousreply 233June 27, 2022 5:24 PM

R220 very few hetero college guys would be shy to walk around a male dorm naked after a practical joke. Tip toeing around and hiding their dicks with pillows? Yeah, no.

by Anonymousreply 234June 27, 2022 5:51 PM

What play was your coworker in R230, and did he know some of his coworkers found it weird?

by Anonymousreply 235June 27, 2022 5:56 PM

r231 Hot story! What did your dad's look like? How did everyone interact with each other in the showers together?

by Anonymousreply 236June 27, 2022 8:13 PM

[quote]Sorry [R224], wish I could delete this. ^^ My mind played a trick on me.

No worries, R232. My mind often does the same. Thanks for owning it, though.

by Anonymousreply 237June 28, 2022 12:24 AM

Not accidental, but seeing men showering after swimming. I was young, but fascinated with their bodies, especially one guy who was buff and had a hot ass. He was probably a teenager, but when you're ten, you think everyone is so old.

by Anonymousreply 238June 28, 2022 8:23 AM

Another swimming incident. When I was seven, I went for my first swimming lesson at the local pool. While I was changing, a teen boy walked in and began to change. I can still see the entire thing in my mind. He was abut 15 and blond, with a tight body. I kept glancing over until I saw him take down his underpants and became the first person I had seen with pubic hair. It was as if I was hit by lightning. I'm just thankful that he turned to face me when he dropped his briefs.

by Anonymousreply 239June 28, 2022 11:23 AM

Not me but my brother's story. He was seeing his now wife when he was in college. We both went to the local college. He would get some cheap motel so the two cuold have sex. Well one Saturday night the phone rings, I was up watching SNL. It was my brother, the car would not start he needed me to give him a jump and DON'T TELL MOM AN DAD.

Well my dad heard the phone ring so he came out. I told him my brother broke down I was going to give him a jump. He said do you want me to go? I said No I got it. Crisis averted. I go, my brother asked what happen. I tell him dad heard the phone but I covered. Cut to my brother getting him. He goes into my mom and dad's bedroom to tell the he is home. and i hear "CAN'T YOU FUCKING KNOCK?" and my brother comes out laughing. I go what happened? He says mom was giving dad a blow job and jesus dad has a huge cock. My dad came out pissed as hell in his boxers and sure enough there is the baby arm held back by some cheap JC Penny boxers.

by Anonymousreply 240June 28, 2022 1:53 PM

R240 went in a whole different direction that I was expecting.

by Anonymousreply 241June 28, 2022 1:56 PM

R240 Gross.

by Anonymousreply 242June 28, 2022 2:01 PM

I went to HS and college in the 70's and gang showers were all we had and they were wonderful. In my frat house, we had one small shower room which was 4 spigots, 2 on each side. So when you are showing with your brothers, you always got a show. After one drunken party, I discovered that our frat president had passed out completely naked on the floor of this shower. He had an amazing body and huge dick even flaccid. I tried not to stare but it wasn't easy. In HS, I was in the theater group and after a performance when we all had to wear body makeup and hair spray, we went down to the gym locker room to shower. This was an all boys Catholic school where we swam naked but I had never seen a couple of the older guys in the play naked before as we were in different classes. I will always remember this older guy that I had a crush on who was totally straight and I saw him naked in the shower. He was very hairy with a nice big dick and he was beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 243June 28, 2022 2:42 PM

I also went to a Catholic boys HS in the 70's and we had to attend a weekend retreat at the rectory where the priests lived, many of whom were gay I later learned. There was one priest who I thought was a real a-hole and a creep who liked to embarrass kids in class who stood up to read and happened to have an adolescent boner. Well, at this retreat, there was group shower for the students and this priest went in there and took the towels of some of the hotter jocks and made them come to his room naked to retrieve their towels. It is unbelievable that he got away with this but in those days, the priests were in charge and we did what we were told. No one would've ratted him out as there would've been retaliation.

by Anonymousreply 244June 28, 2022 2:50 PM

In the years around 2000 I belonged to a locally-owned gym in an older building that had obviously been adapted from some other use; the men's locker room was awkwardly split between two different areas, and only one had side had the shower. This was a very small room—installed almost like a single vinyl box—with maybe 6 shower heads and you were really crowded in there. There was also an equally cozy sauna. In hindsight I'm sure I could have gotten up to more mischief than I did, but then again the small areas allowed for no hiding, and most of the guys there were clearly straight (and hot). There was necessarily no embarrassment about walking around naked.

by Anonymousreply 245June 28, 2022 3:14 PM

r244 What was his excuse for stealing their towels?

by Anonymousreply 246June 30, 2022 7:15 AM

Judy Finnegan.

by Anonymousreply 247June 30, 2022 7:26 AM

Sorry but a passed out frat boy naked with a big dick is ripe for an accidental blow job. If he wakes up what is going to say? Stop sucking my dick?

by Anonymousreply 248June 30, 2022 6:49 PM

Actually yes, R248. A friend of mine (not a frat boy at the time) had that happen to him and he not only told the person to stop sucking his dick, but he took it to the police and the guy ended up doing time.

by Anonymousreply 249June 30, 2022 7:07 PM

Mary Poppins at R249 has joined the thread in order to squeeze the life out of it.

by Anonymousreply 250July 1, 2022 7:57 AM

You sound like a sexual predator R248, have you never heard of consent?

by Anonymousreply 251July 1, 2022 8:29 AM

r251, I woke up to a guy sucking my cock the first time I had sex, and I loved it. I hadn't given consent, though I suppose it was implied when I started sucking his cock right back.

not r248

by Anonymousreply 252July 1, 2022 8:46 AM

Let's hear some more!

by Anonymousreply 253July 5, 2022 11:24 AM

I went to UCLA for undergrad and one summer I decided to fulfill my language requirement. You could do a full academic year of a language in 10 weeks during the summer. The instructor was the hottest fucking guy, let me tell you. German or Austrian, I forget. Athletic guy, young (a PhD student, no doubt), handsome, and chiseled. Goatee. (This was the 90s.) The girls in the class were really attracted to him. As was I.

One day, I went to the athletic facility to have a long, summer swim. Big old New Deal-era lockers and showers. Grey, smooth concrete everywhere. Out of the showers comes the teacher, fully naked, huge pendulous hairy cock swinging from side to side. Totally tight athletic body. I just froze. He smiled at me. I can remember it to this day.

by Anonymousreply 254July 5, 2022 10:56 PM

R254 That is hot. Did you say anything? Were you naked too?

by Anonymousreply 255July 6, 2022 12:01 AM

Sophomore summer of college, 2 buddies of mine had rented rooms in a frat house just for the summer. The house was a huge, imitation antebellum mansion, that had had wings added onto it years after it was built, and the place was kind of confusing inside with multiple entranceways. My pals' rooms were up on the 2nd floor of the main, old house. The place was virtually deserted, only about 4 guys seemed to be living there that summer. One night I was in one of their rooms and realized that I could see from the "outside" window right into the room of someone in another wing, which had been built so close to the main house that it was almost like you could reach out and easily touch the other guy's window, the two outer windows were completely adjacent to each other. The "neighbor's" lights were on, he was kind of puttering around, a good-looking, tall blond. After a while, I realized that he was now naked and was doing pushups on the floor of his room, LOTS of pushups. He was exceptionally well-built. I don't think he realized that I was, basically, right outside his bedroom window watching him, and neither room had any curtains on the windows. There was something memorably sexy about this for me, the way the house was so open, dark, and empty, nobody else around, and here was this guy that I didn't know, and had never seen before, completely unselfconsciously doing naked pushups just outside the window where I was watching him. He eventually turned off the lights and went to bed. I've remembered that a long time.

by Anonymousreply 256July 6, 2022 12:04 AM

One of my high school crushes. Incredibly hot latino boy who worked out and paid very good attention to his hygiene and looks. He'd frequently go almost naked, do a bit of bicep flexing, etc. Other than being a bit cocky about the fact that he was a 10 out of 10, he was a really nice guy and a good friend.

Anyway, one night we were rooming together while on a school trip. Four guys in the room, two to a bed. He comes out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel, removes the towel, and hops into our bed. The other two guys are already asleep. Over the course of the next few hours, he tosses and turns, has his arms on me, his bare ass right up next to my bulge, etc. Torture for a closeted gay boy.

by Anonymousreply 257July 6, 2022 12:24 AM

R257 That's unusual, for sure. He was likely presenting you with an open invitation, and you unfortunately lost it.

by Anonymousreply 258July 6, 2022 12:26 AM

I was going to ask you if you're sure he didn't want more, R257. But R258 kind of beat me to it.

by Anonymousreply 259July 6, 2022 12:28 AM

R258, R259, yeah, looking back, it's quite possible I missed an excellent invitation. At the time, I stupidly thought the fact that he had a girlfriend and had displayed no interest in the cunt who was the only openly gay guy in school meant something. And, of course, in the moment I was terrified of him noticing that I was hard and tried scooting over a bit a few times during all that.

by Anonymousreply 260July 6, 2022 12:49 AM

any other stories?

by Anonymousreply 261July 6, 2022 4:45 AM

R255, yeah, I was naked, too. I was cute then, in my 20s, but this man was a 10.

And in those weekly "sections" where you had to meet with him to practice your conversational German, I outed myself. That summer was the summer I was really coming out, and so it was on my mind 24-7. And I wanted to know how to say all the gay words in German. So he was very, very sweet and kind with me, taught me those words, very supportive. Flash forward to me staring at his huge cock. No wonder he smiled! Good guy.

by Anonymousreply 262July 6, 2022 4:52 AM

[R249] The cocksucker must not have been any good if the guy reported him. If he did time, I’m sure his cock sucking skills were perfected in the Big House

by Anonymousreply 263July 6, 2022 1:17 PM

[R246] The creepy priest didn’t even bother to make up an excuse for stealing the towels of naked athletes. He didn’t have to. At that time, priests were not called out on their inappropriate behavior. They just transferred him to a parish where he was around little kids. Sick. Plus he had really bad breath.

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