Jack Grealish, part 21 - Selling England by the Pound(ing)

When does he present hole again?

R1 we get that tiny bit closer to the Grail every day...patience is a virtue...

^ I live for that day!

Hole?

Receipts?

He needs to start “an” OnlyFans to help “pump up” the pound.

R5 yes exactly!

OF can't be any more tiring for Jack than trying to understand Pep tactics. Poor little strumpet concusses himself trying to think too hard...

Will be so much easier to just stay in his mansion bedroom, switch on a camera (with a bit of help to find the right buttons) and switch off his mind, then strip off and make himself feel good so everyone can watch and enjoy. A year of that every night, and the country will be in the green in no time!

Jack's cheap to keep, as well. Give him a Chinese, a tray of Jaegers and a pat on the head every so often, and he'll get on his knees any time you like.

The £100 milly Pep paid was almost all English fan tax and F.A. insurance. A Poundland whore like Jack isn't actually anywhere close to that expensive.

Prev thread at the link, for those who want or need a cheeky catch up:

One of Jack's cutesy Toys R' Us bead bracelets spells 'Slut', I'm sure of it. The pink and purple one.

Please tell me this isn't real.

R10 I know!!! Absolute slaughtering from FIFA. Even Jack thought it was out of order, said on Twitter that his character looks like Sid off of 'Toy Story' lol

Reckon EA were wary of making Jack look sexy as he actually is, because they didn't want to be responsible for making more desperate incels even hornier. The world isn't ready for an AI avatar as sulty as THIS, after all..

R11, that's just cruel. It looks nothing like him!

(If his head were really that big, he'd probably be smarter.)

R12 hahaha not Megamind is he, our Whore...

People don't want him for his brains or his face, anyway. We're all more interested in the lower half of him and what he can do with it...

We had a few saucy flashes of thigh for Wembley the past month. The new kit shorts weren't skimpy enough for Jack..

So adorable when he tries to put a coherent sentence together. Bless, tries his best.

And to be fair to him, it would be hard for anyone to concentrate on giving a thoughtful cogent interview answer with Haaland jizz leaking out of them..

$ky Sports have just put out another interview with Hendo, this time on the topic of outreach and charity work in the Liverpool community (including the program of free sports for disadvantaged kids that he brought Jack to, back in the summer).

Proof that Jordan only gets more handsome and sexy and heroic with time. Husband material. Jack's really so lucky, and we hope he knows that.

KDB literally says that he'd take Jack with him to a hypothetical desert island fur "fun" and "entertainment". Just like that. Our Jack's well in.

^^Jack when he heard this interview confession, probably:

other men *have* to look at Jack and touch him when they see him it's like magical attraction🍯might as well exploit that quality

here's Joao checking his heat glands before a training sesh. need to ascertain whether baby can train before or after he gets a train run on him

Jack can get it from the back so many times, it's sick. Wants painting like a builder's radio.

a little blonde bitch with hair for the pulling? who needs every hole filled? who is desperate for praise? gonna spank him silly

More interview!Jack.

Just look at that filthy naughty adorable little smile. He's getting eaten out better this season, defo.

Jack’s just bubbling with praise and admiration for Erling. Hope that such outpourings don’t stir jealous feelings in his man or his long line of suitors.

DJ Grealo in the house!

Someone reminded me this morning that the opening games of the World Cup are only a month away.

The despairing thought of seeing England in that mid kit is only tempered by the fact that Jack's pretty body will probably be in one of them.

Can someone explain this set of memes? There are no gay rumours at all about Grealish, so not sure where the gay stuff comes from.

R26 Jack is irl verifiably a sweet stupid whore, just a straight one (as far as we know, anyway). That's legit. Like he's clinically stupid--can't stress this enough. If there were a medically-diagnosed condition that specifically connoted being low-IQ/high-EQ impulsive sex-addict, Jack would have it.

But it's depressing to talk about him fucking girls all the time, in the typically grimy and narcissistic footballer fashion. Plus Jack himself acts so femme and needy around men, again verifiably. It's all on camera. So he just lends himself to jokes and roleplay about his sexuality. All we're really doing is majorly magnifying and bending the currently-understood truth into a fun new shape, in the tradition of all good comedy. Jack is a very fun subject.

And y'know, if Jack really wanted the teasing to stop or takes offense to it, he'd be within his rights to start butching it up or to keep his urges under control. But he seems happy enough as he is, the promiscuous happy-go-lucky little hairband cunt. And good for him.

R26 he's a cute-but-dim probably-straight boy with an incredible body and an ingenuous demeanour, who spends most of his public life surrounded by (usually much more macho) men who he's clearly desperate to impress.

It's not a big leap to imagine him as the dressing-room slut.

[quote] a cute-but-dim probably-straight boy with an incredible body and an ingenuous demeanour, who spends most of his public life surrounded by (usually much more macho) men who he's clearly desperate to impress.

Love this bio R28! Perfectly and succinctly put. As Jack would say, we're having that massively...

The lengths he will go to in order to allure, impress, flatter, and simp for Haaland is genuinely starting to concern me a bit. Jack's normally seeking-to-please with men, but usually not to such an extreme. And normally the men at whom Jack bats his pretty dark lashes will instantly fall for him and lick his arse twice as effusively, whereas Erling doesn't seem bothered either way. Maybe the curious indifference is what's scrambling Jack's confidence.

R26 if you were interested in the subject of Jack's hetero desires and preferences (and admittedly we're not in these threads, terribly), he claims to prefer darker-skinned or haired women with more dominating attitudes, citing among his celeb crushes popstar Rihanna and reality babe Ekin-Su.

His official (but probably not only) girlfriend and childhood hometown sweetheart Sasha is actually a natural olive skinned brunette, but does her makeup in Barbie colours and dyes her hair this ratchet ashy blonde shade for some reason. She's also a total doormat, which leads many to believe that she's not really Jack's type (two subs don't really make for a strong hot dynamic a relationship) and they're not really having a lot of sex if any these days.

From either sex, it's pretty clear that Jack needs and wants a firm hand to put him in his place and force him to be of sexual service.

I would take him to heaven if he simply presented hole to me.

R31 do tell, how exactly would you make it feel heavenly for our Jack? We have to vet applicants for his Tops carefully, you realise.

How could you get him trust you enough to open up and let you know how it feels for him? Could a trick with your tongue make his whole body blush? Or jerk? Could you dig deep enough to get raw primal sounds out of him? Would you use teeth on the rim, or just lips? Can you in some way make him breathless?

He's quite a challenge to handle, you know, frisky and energetic and always wanting powerful variable stimulation to keep him engaged, but also vulnerable.

R24 ffs lol.

If Jack weren't a footballer, he'd definitely be one of those holiday reps who gets wasted and goes on a rave every night with the guests they're meant to be chaperoning. Acts like he's eternally eighteen when he's almost ten years older. Cruises all the beaches and resorts and clubs to find punters. Type of lad who should have been fired years earlier (for repeatedly and highly unprofessional conduct, among other infractions) by his travel company/hotel, but he's so popular and picks up so many new clients (via flirting or fucking) as well as helpful contacts that they have to keep him on to preserve their bottom line.

When Man City won the Premier League last season Jack essentially filled the Holiday Rep role for the squad's celebrations.

Ooft, not Josh Denzel admitting that him & his mates refer to Jack's calves as 'Jackie Grills' :/ No need to graft him, Josh mate, he'll probably pity-fuck you anyway.

At least we now have video confirmation that Jack can read basic English, or at least he is able to perform the action of ostensibly reading off a card (though off-camera he may have had the words read to him and practised the phonetics several times first). It's also driving me mad that I still can't make out the words on Jack's bead bracelets, because all the footage we have of it is in like 360p.

The City training photogs & cameramen understandably love following Jack around. Some lovely shots of Jack working his hips on a bike in this one.

If Jack wants to be ready for the World Cup in time, he needs to start practising his undressing to be quicker and smoother.

Yes, we all do love a sultry striptease, but the reality is that matches are timed and sex has to be worked in with two halves of the game. Last year he had a few wardrobe malfunctions and difficulties getting his own kit off cleanly in under a minute--he's used to other men stripping him, you see.

@the pundits saying Jack is def in the final World Cup squad:

Jack's new £6m mansion (location unrevealed--vaguely somewhere in the North-West) has private security, a helipad on the roof, wine cave beneath the grounds, tennis court, golfing green and fishing lake, among other necessary amenities. The garden alone is bigger than the pitch at the Etihad that Jack plays on every week. It's said that Jack paid for this property in cold hard cash, which isn't at all sketchy and trashy...

Bet there's also a hidden soundproof dungeon all kitted out in there somewhere, that Sash doesn't know about, which the estate agent tactfully never brought up. Jack's got to make sure his investment abode caters to all of his needs, and gives him a private pap-free space he can let loose.

Wonder if Jack got wet reading that Iker tweet this morning. There's no way he worked out it was fake until someone told him.

This week Pep is very happy with his concubine. More than we believe!

Is Jack getting any special privileges or presents for his good work of late? Maybe some nice jeroboams and a basket of toys sent to Jack's new gaff; extra private hours in the massage & sauna rooms at the Etihad; an evening visit to Pep's comfy warm plush office for some positive motivational training...

On Saturday Jack came into the match as a sub. Before that Haaland hadn't scored, but once Jack was on the pitch Haaland, who is a scoring machine this season, got a goal in. Maybe having Jack on pitch inspired him to perform?

OP, you are the dullest poster on here after the Seacow.

R42 absolutely!

Who wouldn't be motivated by that arse? Stick a goal in the net and he can stick what he wants in Jack...

Jack acting the bimbo in front of Kevin is never less than delightful to watch. Dizzy pretty Barbie.

Will we ever grow weary of seeing Jack’s best side? Somehow I think not...

baby got back

Jack’s off to Denmark for the next away fixture (Copenhagen F.C.)

Do Danish lads know how to fuck? Hope so. Wouldn’t want Jack to go without cock for two whole days, would we?

[quote] Can someone explain this set of memes? There are no gay rumours at all about Grealish, so not sure where the gay stuff comes from.

You're new around here aren't you? You don't have to like football or Jack. I don't but i love these memes. It's a Datalounge thing.

He’s pretty.

R50 SO pretty and SO giving.

He'll let anyone at his club have access to his holes if it makes them smile! A pure sweet soul <3

jack telling tonight's ref he's got fouled four times but comms saying it was actually more than that… yet more proof he never learnt to count past five

at least this evening he looked cute and fuckable in the red & white kit (the only sexy city drip imo). and he can probably look forward to servicing his teammate/backup cock rodrigo later even though his goal was disallowed (lol fuck the fradulent oil club trying to nerf the league!!!!)

Jack just met Amir Khan! Is he going to score some prime Olympian dick then....

The gorgeous physical form of our slut is inspiring literal artists to render his beauty.

^ coin-slot! I knew it!

ooh those Danish lads were a bit feisty, weren't they....Jack loved it of course

After the Copenhagen draw, Jack gave his sweaty matchworn shirt to a random College-aged Danish girl..because her boyfriend (also Danish) is a massive City fan😏

Bro Jack would have let you smash anyway, no need to use your girl as a decoy and get her hopes up for nothing😂

Belated congrats to Jack for winning the award for Whore--I mean, Player of the Match last week. Well done baby! The only way is up..

Finally, Jack has a FIFA Card rating he's happy with.

He must have gone round the game development lab and crawled under all the computer tables and cables to suck off the techies who make the game.

Needy slut can never resist playfully flirting with Erling at work, teasing the big man and trying to get his attention. Haaland just bats Jack away.

[quote] ‘the Boys on fire!’

Ok slut, no need to gas them up even more. They might run a good train on you, but they’re still effectively a cheat code squad when it comes to the football.

From the front

^ gurl is NOT pleased

but those LEGS

Jack went out for a family dinner tonight, for his sister Kiera's birthday.

True to form, he made sure to get up close to the more handsome waiters working his table.

Kiera is pretty and does resemble Jack a bit, same brow and nose and cheekbones.

She's also very lucky, having an older brother as rich and generous and successful who loves her. She won't want for much.

[quote] but those LEGS

Would honestly pay just to watch Jack put his stockings--err leggings--on in person.

Our special boy got to whip out his top model skills in the Dsquared promos for Man City's travelling attire..

Jack posted an Instagram story earlier this evening showing him getting his back treated with a bunch of suction cups which left some nasty welts on his back. I'm starting to think he's aware of speculation and fantasizing about him and he's trolling.

R68 oh he defo knows we're all looking and watching eagerly (us and the Tattle Frauen).

Bet he loved the cupping, too, he's such a pain-slut. And an exhibitionist attention-whore.

How are we all feeling about tomorrow's fixture? Nervous? Anxious? Excited?

Reckon Jack's just really horny and worked up. What's better than getting to put all your assets on display, seduce the big rival team in front of a massive audience, and know you'll probably be applauded and talked about for it? Jack's all over that.

And Hendo will probably be there, after all, though Jordan hasn't been having a good few weeks, so he might not be in any mood to indulge Jack as much or put up with his playfulness. If Jack wants to approach Daddy at all on Sunday, he will need to handle himself and Jordan carefully. Maybe put his own needs on the backburner and see if he can be of service as comfort or a distraction.

Put a camera on Jack and he finds his mark. And the man holding the camera, usually.

sorry to Jack and to sportsmanship but manifesting sudden onset of the clap/sprains/food poisoning/open manhole covers (in both respects for Jack) etc for the half the playmakers on the City squad so then Pep is forced to field kids & seniors tomorrow and LFC actually have a fighting chance at a draw or a dub

that ass was created to be fucked

Boy George

^ oops, got lost

Aw R74 don't leave so soon! Jack was just getting hype and warmed up to meet a new cock...uhhh face. A new face.

The facial hair does him no favors…still school-ish.

R77 'school'....?

Oh, yeah, oi didn't go there. Moy Dad told me when oi wuz a nippah that it would be bettah if oi onlay fowcoussd on football.

Opening lines from Hendo's matchday programme notes ahead of tomorrow's game:

[quote] [Liverpool] have fallen short on both fronts since the season got under way, and while there might be reasons and mitigating factors that can help explain why this has been the case, I don’t have much interest in anything other than solutions. That isn’t always as straightforward as it sounds, but it has to be our immediate aim and it is our immediate aim. There are games where you don’t even have to look at the league table to know how tough they will be, and any fixture against Manchester City falls into that category. This is an encounter to whet the appetite...

Oo-er. Skipper's *angry*. Jack's getting pounded into next week, win or lose, then.

R68 just found pics of the cupping Jack had. Looks sore, poor baby--hope one of his teammates licked it and spunked on it for him, to cool him down.

What does such treatment even purport to do?

Irresistable.