Damn, I wish I ran into him at Target

You wish you ran into a pervert?

Why?

Why do people do this?

R3 - the thrill of getting caught? They're exhibitionists.

He's juicy agreed. But you realize this is a mental illness on display. It's not innocent fun and games.

He looks to young for one thing. Secondly, it’s perverted

His mom found out

R7

He needs to breed me

Me too. With my truck.

Disturbing. He doesn't look more than 16.

R11

He’s a 19 year old college student.

Stupid thing to do, even more stupid to do it in the toy department.

Pedophile magnet

Gross. He looks young and just plain unsexy.

I'm beginning to think the mentally ill outnumber the sane people in this country.

He's cute enough and young men do daring, thoughtless things all the time.

But he's so skinny.

Performing to the internet. Something has to be done. This is rot.

Gross. Looks like a child. Unsexy.

“If you don’t like it I’ll cut you all off. Do not text me about this again.” What a little cunt. He clearly has no shame and should be arrested and put on a sex offender’s register.

He should be arrested. That is indecent exposure.

Or just let me blow him.

[quote]He looks to young for one thing.

Oh my . . .

Wow this is how people treat their parents these days. I wouldn’t pay for his school either what’s the point. He will have no career after he ages out of the child molester set. He will just be another used up tragedy for people to pity.

R89 If anyone else were caught behaving in this manner, they would get 5150'd.

Who in the world is attracted to this? He looks like a child. Check yourself

He’s a narcissist by the sound of it and if he’s doing dodgy things like getting his penis out in the kid’s section of a public store, what’s he likely to be doing in five or ten years?

Him? No. His father, maybe.

So you're no longer a "top", luv?

Stupid Twink with a broccoli perm

I’d sodomize him, once, in the toy section at Target

She could use an anal bleaching.

"My gawd, not in the toy section" - actual fucking lol.

This would be bad enough if he was exposing himself on the internet in his bedroom. Kid is an exhibitionist, how has he not been arrested for this yet?

R28

I’m vers. I want to flip fuck him

Oh no, R32 the Pearls Clutcher General has decided that a "kid" should not be doing risky sexual acts, back to the monastery with you all, and no one handed releases unless you've washed your beads.

I think people are taking this the wrong way. I think he just picked the section that was the most empty (which happened to be toy section). Here he is in a different section.

Not hot

Trash. Pedo. This is why they hate us. Hopefully he'll be arrested soon!

R34 Well, I call a 16 year old a kid, usually, and 16 year olds often refer to each other as kids. What should I have referred to him as?

If it was some gross old man doing this in the toy department, you probably wouldn't be defending it. It's not "risky sexual acts" it's exposing oneself in public. In a department where kids probably hang out. Just curious, what do you think is good about it? Maybe you're the same kind of pervert.

Pedo adjacent

R38

He’s not 16, weirdo. He’s 19 and an adult.

R22- I must correct you. The proper response is

Oh dear.

Too skinny? Did you see his bare chest and shoulders? He's got some muscles on him. Hefty cock too Maybe mom should be around of the fine specimen she spawned or keep her mouth shut. If you don't have anything nice to say....

be PROUD of the fine specimen

R40 I think the "weirdo" might be you...

Is there a video link for people who refuse to join Twitter?

R40 Oh, you're right. I got his age wrong. So, substitute "man". And then re-read the post and see if it makes any difference. Because I didn't change my mind since then about this little creep.

R44

I’m not the one making shit up and spreading lies for no reason.

[quote]Trash. Pedo. This is why they hate us. Hopefully he'll be arrested soon!

What the fuck does this have to do with “us”? You don’t think straight people do this? All. The. Time.

And is the dude even gay?

He’s bi

R45 No, but not worth it anyway - dumb barely-legal twink spreads his dirty cheek in the toy department at Target.

Hawt

The word “pedo” has lost most of its power due to overuse. Just like “racist.” Save them for actual instances people.

OP replies to itself a lot

I’m all for people doing as they like but this isn’t a good look in the toy department. This is the type of shit that conservatives point to when arguing that all gay men are sexual deviants and need their rights stripped away.

R31 "actual fucking lol"

You sound retarded

The family discovering his perversity is probably part of the "story" arc to get hits from his gullible fans.

All of this build up for Aspen and they end up showing us … nothing.

^ Ignore

He must be quite a proud young man.

I'm not into the exhibitionism, especially in the toy section of Target. Like take that to a hornier side of the store, like the luggage and gym equipment section.

Mom is obviously NOT proud

Aren't there cameras all over those big box stores? I don't understand how he hasn't been arrested.

He’s ugly OP.

If he was 50 years older, 50 pounds heavier and or a person of color, he'd be in jail already.

But if he was a transwoman of color and 200 lbs heavier he would be celebrated.

^where? By who?

Poor bastard is mutilated.

Anything white with a pulse, huh OP?

BY ME R66!

He's from the generation where this is considered relatively normal, but a 30 year old dating a 20 year old is "creepy".

Princess Tinymeat

He’s be arrested soon enough

He's on Chaturbate. He's definitely got some mental health issues. Poor kid.

R71 did you see his boner? Over 6 inches, I say.

Damn, how old are you folks. He’s a dumb young kid working his fantasies, being cheeky, being kinda naughty. He ain’t hurtin anybody. Just havin some sexy fun. So judggie.

19, in college. Yes rubbing out cum loads on dressing room mirrors and uploading it to the world. He's hurtin himself an it isn't cheeky naughty fun in that context. It's self sabotage.

Oh come on, what’s a little drippy jizz on a mirror in an Abercrombie & Fitch store. Great new promo device. Just showing off a new line of cum rags. Profit center.

R71 doesn’t understand the male anatomy. (Hint: most men are growers)

what is his chaturbate pseudo?

I think he's very short

I love his style. Those shorts are perfectly me, down to the green color. I think we’d vibe well.

He's adorable, but I agree this is some next-level creeper shit and incredibly stupid. I am all for watching hot dudes jacking it, even in public (I used to do this myself quite a bit in my youth), but you're an incredible dunce to do it on camera and doing it in a place with an unreasonably high risk of discovery. With that said, I was looking through his profile and it's pretty obvious that, although he claims a public element to his performance, he's likely not in any real risk of getting caught. Jacking off in a public bathroom isn't really that risky; nor is jacking off in a busy parking lot, when you think about it. In such an environment, you kind of blend into the crowd, to a point where someone would have to zero in on you specifically to actually notice you. I have an acquaintance who does these same kinds of "public/high-risk" videos but they're all actually fake or staged.

He seems to prefer jerking off in nearly empty parking lots outside malls. sometimes outside the car. which is going to attract attention from the few people passing by.

Disturbing

His face looks sort of special.

R57 there were some very dark, depraved things done on a very inappropriate aisle, but I can’t say by who and on which aisle.

R75 So you think when you're young, exposing yourself in public is just what everyone does?

R75 is taking the piss, hun.

I mean...he's in the TOY DEPARTMENT! If he were ugly as sin, you'd be screaming for security.

I wonder what priest molested this creep.

If this is what’s happening at Target, what the hell is going on at K-Mart?

He doesn't seem to care that there are security cameras everywhere in Target and hidden cameras in the dressing rooms in A&F!

Damn, I wish I ran him over at Target.

He lives in my neighborhood. His name is Kirkland. We used to catch him doing this stuff all the time at Costco.

R94 do the police know? Because here you’d be registered as a sex offender for shit like that.

Somebody please buy Miss R95 a clue.

A college kid joylessly masturbating for clicks is a sad thing.

He should never have revealed what store this is, and he definitely should not have been stroking it in toys and games. Had he been in a random section of a random store, this wouldn’t have (negatively) blown up the way it has. It would have just been titillating (and a little sketchy instead of a lot) as it was meant to be.

Also, his xxx social media must be connected to his real media considering how fast he was exposed to family. Big mistake. Definitely has more than a hint of self-sabotage.

So nobody's tracked down his name and city yet?

He gave out his home address on Chaturbate. I was shocked.

Also, another time, his face was all beat up and cut up, and he said he got raped and he loved it and wants it to happen again. He is truly messed up.

He has a white boy fro.

You sure he's not part eggplant?

The "fro" is gone. He shaved his head.

Whenever I see the thread title, I picture an overweight 60-year-old in a caftan and Crocs, chasing a young exhibitionist around Target while gasping, “Young man! Young man!”

I am a little fascinated by this, to be honest, and NOT because I find him titillating. This kid truly has "Dead eyes." It's like we're looking at the next Andrew Cunanan. He has the same blank stare in all clips of him masturbating. I get that people get off on being exhibitionists but isn't he a little too young to be THIS creepy? Is it PTSD?

he's a child with pubes on his head and none between his legs

Luv you are a huge snow queen.

Luv, are you STILL a virgin in your mid 30’s?

Young and foolish, weren't we all? It's the social media age, it's normal to his generation, that's how they communicate. I prefer the sexual naughtiness over the hard drugs and violence. As long as he's not forcing himself on anyone, being threatening, brandishing an AR-15, etc. If I witnessed this behavior, I'd chuckle but not alert security. I'd ask why is it important to do this in a public setting. Then I'd invite him to my apartment and we'd have a good time behind closed doors. He must be very horny all day long...

Tbh, I went thru a phase of doing this sort of thing. But I'd only do it in antique stores with booths (and I was careful to whip my penis and anus out only in the ones without posted cameras). I did nearly get caught once...I went to the counter to pay for an item and the older lady working looked me up and down. She didn't even bother to ask me what treasure I'd found...so rude.

Face is meh, body is flabby, questionable judgement.

Pass. Thx.

Butterface.

Ugh, I want him so bad!

Wake me up when he's slapping his cock on the Dixie Cups.

Please tell me that back tattoo towards the end of the video at R112 is fake! I like him a lot but that thing is gross.

[Quote]Please tell me that back tattoo towards the end of the video at R112 is fake! I like him a lot but that thing is gross.

Oh, honey, I think you need to check your moral compass.

Dead eyes.

R107

I’m 29 and still a virgin.

He reminds me of that young exhibitionist from Florida who goes by something like southernguyfl on Twitter. They both seem to be going through the motions of being as slutty as possible…not because they genuinely enjoy it, but because they think any attention is good attention. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was sexually abused and continues to engage in sexual acts learned at a young age.

[quote]But I'd only do it in antique stores

So you're the eldergay version of this guy.

[quote]I’m 29 and still a virgin.

You need to get any job you can get your hands on and get your own place so you don't have to worry about your mom / grandma hearing you fucking someone.

Thanks a lot OP. Now we're probably on some FBI watch list for watching this.

The Dead Eyes Trolls have dead eyes, too.

Is he even gay?

Clean up in aisle five.

He’s a nasty looking whore who treats his mother like shit is what he is.

I can’t count the number of times I masturbated in a public bathroom when I was his age and older

R125 What does that have to do with this video? He's not in a bathroom. He's in the toy aisle.

You don't know how he treats his mother. You saw a text message. Some of you are so fucking dramatic.

Yeah, toy department is a bit fucked.

Is the toy department some sacred land? He was taking his dick out in public, who cares where it was. If it was the hardware aisle, would that have made it okay?

His face is troll like

Maybe, R129, because kids are likely to show up there? You don’t think you won’t get treated differently by the police and the courts if you flash your junk in the toy department rather than the hardware department?

I am so tired of the Helen Lovejoys of the world. All people worry about is the fucking children. Children are going to be just fine, it's the fucking adults with the serious problems. This guy is doing reckless shit for clicks and money. We don't know how these videos are staged. You just have to go on his word. I guess some of you actually believe the bios on Chaturbate and what Chaturbate models say in chats. C'mon DL, you should be smarter than this.

The texts from the sister and mom are obviously fake

Gen Z are completely oblivious

Da fuq you going on about, R132? Hey, why don’t you go flash yourself in the toy department at Target and let us know how it goes. We’re not being Helen Lovejoys. We’re being realistic. I could care less where he flashes. It doesn’t negate the fact that you’ll be in trouble wherever you’re caught, but some places are probably worse to get caught. That’s our world. That’s all people are saying. Not that he’s going to damage children 🙄

And my point is, why do you care where he's flashing? If he flashes and in the wrong place and gets caught and locked up, are you going to lose sleep over it? If a kid walks into the toy aisle and see this guy's cock is it going to worry you? Plus stop believing everything you see on the internet.

R134

[quote] "Da fuq" = a slang form of 'the fuck', commonly used by common people as a quick reaction to a confusing, shocking, or objectionable situation

Whatever, R135.

Go fuck yourself, R136.

Not to worry or R134. I get your point, and I agree

R135 (a.k.a R129, I assume) is one of those “live and let live queens, with no boundaries”; but to a fault. He fails to see the nuance, the distinction, between whipping your dick out in the hardware aisle, versus the toy aisle!

And yes, R135, if a kid walked by and saw this creep with his dick out, THAT would bother me. And I am certain I’m not alone in my sentiment.

The problem I have with you, asshole, is that it doesn’t seem to bother you.

You're wrong R138. I have boundaries, personal boundaries. The difference between you and I is simple. I don't care what internet thirst traps do to make money, because most of the time it's all smoke and mirrors and it doesn't affect my life in any way. And if you've wasted even a slight amount of energy worrying about some imaginary child, seeing this dude's cock, you've got problems.

You are delusional, obtuse, and out of line, R139.

Your problem is twofold. One, you can’t imagine or believe that this could actually happen; and two, you still seem not to have a problem with a kid witnessing this. You better believe there is a big difference between us.

Ditch the smoke and mirrors bullshit you keep cramming down our throats, and take this creeps scenario at face value, as if it were real. Which aisle is potentially worse and more harmful to a kid, if you got caught with your peen out? Answer: The toy aisle.

By chance; are you the Target creep? I ask, because you’re pretty fucking defensive of something indefensible.

R140 you need counseling.

R139 "The difference between you and I is simple."

What is your native language? Just curious.

So he sets up a selfie stick / tripod or something and no one, no one at all, asks why he's taking pics of himself in the toy department of a store? Something about this doesn't add up.

And I'm no oil painting but I'm a fucking 10 next to this guy.

[quote]Please tell me that back tattoo towards the end of the video at [R112] is fake! I like him a lot but that thing is gross.

Please tell me this pervert who likes to film himself flashing in the toy department doesn't have a tattoo. Because otherwise he's just perfect, right?

Target need to run this as an ad. A "Getting Off for School" sale.

That’s all you got R141? “You need counseling”?

Typical of your type who will not, and/ or cannot intelligently defend their position.

Since you obviously have no bounds, why don’t you go whip your dicklet out in Macy’s window. And be mindful of the kids!

Well at least he classed it up a big at r112’s link by presenting the goods at a gazebo.

*a bit.

"I dreamed I went shopping in my maidenform bra and dropped my pants and showed everone my dick."

Driving naked 🔥

There are surveillance cameras.

His entire account screams severe mental illness.

Are these people for real in response to his mother telling him to stop??

Not an attractive face, and he’s ruining a decent bod with dumb tats.

They’re telling his sister.

His online sexual shenanigans are his own prerogative, but if he continues doing that shit in public places like Target, etc., where others may unwillingly see it, he will deserve everything that happens to him if he's caught.

Being bad may be fun until he ends up in jail and then a registered sex offender for life.

I think prison is in his future.

I wonder why “Luv” decides to post exactly like the Brooklyn Seacow. Fix yourself Luv.

R153 Hs generation and the two before should've been aborted. Narcissistic and UTTERLY useless.

His generation are freeing themselves from the heavy yoke of American Puritanism.

Alex would never have stooped this low.

glad he lipped off to his mom, she sounds like a conservative shrew

Cut her some slack, R162, she’s likely wishing she’d been sterilised prior to delivering this absolute charmer of an offspring.

Quel mess.

It is interesting how so many fall right into what he's doing - he's gotten over 5,000 more followers in the last week. Whatever he's doing must be working. He seems quite "off," but I suppose he is making good money.

^ Most capitalists are "off".

Iyou people getting off on his psychotic break are something else.

[quote] Alex would never have stooped this low

Thank goodness Harrison did though! I knew I liked Lowe’s better!

When he heads on over to Gelson’s, could you have him pick me up a latte and some potato salad?

TIA

He needs some adivan and risperdal and a couple weeks at the “stress clinic”.

R168 what did Harrison do?

R171 Harrison fell into the Brooklyn Seacow’s trap. Poor stupid kid.

"adivan"

Oh, dear x 2!

Maybe he should get a gig in meteorology.

Or, in the optometry center at the Target?

Who's Brooklyn Seacow?

R176 This fat bald vacuous creature from Brooklyn. The Brooklyn seacow starts 80 percent of the treads on this site.

R160 Like...I love that band.

Is the Brooklyn Seacow also Defacturd?

I can’t keep up wit the trolls.

Adorable. Shoppers, we have some hot young cock on aisle 10.

The ancient queen in this thread trying to convince us all that 19 vs 16 is so much better 😂

Is this a 🌊🐄 thread?

🌊

🐄

🧵

luv != seacow

At least Harrison showed the goods; that kid had a nice dong! I forget if the Seacow catfished him to get it, or did the Seacow trick a girl into sending it to him? Anyhow, that might be the only positive thing to come from the Seacow’s DL efforts.

Dudes a freak. Needs to work through some shit in therapy before he gets caught.

Harrison did nudes? I didn't know

That guy looks a lot like a (college) student of mine, except my student has a handsome face.

But the guy does have a good body and a succulent set of equipment. I'd suck and swallow him every day of the week, with gusto.

Too bad he's completely mental.

Currently, he has buzzed off all his hair.

He's quite unpleasant to his viewers on Chaturbate. He won't last long on that site if he continues to be an asshole.

👅

I want to fuck him so bad

Deadeyes Savage Johnson is no Harrison… cumshot or no.

And yes, we did see Harrison’s glorious 23 year old penis. Lots of caftans were fluttered and soiled that day. But Muriel ruined… RUINED it for us!

R192

I’m still mad I never got to see the uncensored asshole pic!

R192 The fucking seacow Ed.win was NEVER going to post the uncensored photos he catfished out of Harrison. you can quit blaming Muriel.

R189 How's he unpleasant on Chaturbate?

The Harrison thing blew up because the person who stalks the person who cannot be named, blew it up. That person's obsession with the person who cannot be named is the reason why you didn't see the uncensored hole pics. Put the blame where it belongs.

Who’s Harrison, Tom Holland’s boyfriend?

Hormones are a helluva drug.

[quote]Shoppers, we have some hot young cock on aisle 10.

How many of our fat asses would be run over in the stampede?

He can cum hands-free, as evidenced by the clip he posted today.

I have to admit, my mouth does water at the sight of his young, bouncy, cock with its pretty pink head dripping and pulsating. But then, looking back up at that zombie face sort of ruins it.

hot cock but have you seen his asshole? 🤢🤮

R201 No, I haven't seen his asshole. What's wrong with it?

His ass looks black. But not as black as those soulless dead eyes. Hard pass.

Did Harrison have a nice pinga?

R203 You hit it on the head. Those eyes really are black, dead and soulless. It's freaky, isn't it?

He gives off serial killer vibes.

I saw his HOLE in a video. It's not a pretty hole, besides the dark perimeter.

How can he do that hands free? Was someone plowing him?

He's too young to be a mere dribbler. I'd send him packing for that alone.

R208 I suspect he's a dribbler because he's an extreme sex addict who masturbates more times a day than most people take a pee.

R209 Wait, we’re not supposed to jerk off for every time we pee? And then an extra one for good luck?

what's his chaturbate?

I saw a tweet where he said he’s banned from Target? Wherever will he get his Halloween candy this year?

Posting the new tweets for the lazy.

Gross, he looks like a jewish rodent. He would be perfect for live action Fievel goes west.

R215

Are you a white supremacist?

People are so starved for cock. They need to bring back discos and in person dating services.

People need to all collectively throw their phones in the ocean and reach out and touch some flesh.

“Damn, I wish I ran into him at Target” but instead it was a mental health intervention lockdown facility

Where do we go from here?

Next, he will be sticking things up his butt.

Then he will start to “colab” with other urchins of this type.

Then he will start doing “exclusives” which he will push himself further and further into the depths of porn hell.

Followed by a short lived comeback and then a fade to oblivion. These people need to learn from Brent Corrigan on how to keep a leg in the game.

He's been sticking things up his butt for several weeks if not month, on camera. Weird shit.

[quote] butt … Weird shit.

What did it look like on The Bristol Scale, R220?

Fuck!

“Clean up in the parking lot”

Gross.

Whatever happened to courting someone. Writing them poetry.

"Dead Eyes!" trolls are frequently blind so the just pull this cliché out of their asses because they also have nothing astute to say.

Whatever happened to “Hello, how are you?”

He’s a great content creator. You won’t find many that will post their cumshot on Twitter for free.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

R226 Nothing "astute" to say about a DEAD-EYED creep who jacks off in a toy department at Target?

Because this is so worthy of intelligent conversation...

R230 types dead eyed.

R231 types brain dead.

R232 I know you are but what am I?

[quote] Because here you’d be registered as a sex offender for shit like that.

Typical fucked up prudish American overreaction.

Some people will do anything for money, especially if it doesn't involve actual work.

Americans = Puritanical Prudes.

Sure, there are lots people in this thread defending this nonsense, hiding behind their keyboards and lying.

However, 95% of them wouldn't do most of the shit they deem to be perfectly fine behaviour.

He is mentally ill, no doubt.

[quote] However, 95% of them wouldn't do most of the … … …

R237 I agree that I wouldn't do it but I realise society is changing.

If you see naked people everywhere it will desensitize you and you won’t be able to get a stiffy.

Put a little work into actual sex with real people would ya?

He’s just getting his rocks off. Unfortunately, I think meth is involved (bugging eyes).

[quote][R237] I agree that I wouldn't do it but I realise society is changing.

Changing, but not necessarily for the better. So, mentally ill behaviour becomes acceptable? Because that's where we are heading all over the world, not just in the US.

Are you a heterosexual, R240?

Do you think our population will fail to reproduce itself?

Does he show his hole?

R244 Yep but it’s brown and you can’t tell if it’s clean or not. Guess you will have to sniff to tell.

R245

You’re such a bore who wants everyone to look one way.

I’d fill him up

Neither his dick or ass seem anything to write home about.

R248

Let’s see yours, than.

"Let’s see yours, than."

Oh, dear!

He seems like a shrimp. So his big looking dick might just scrape 7 inches, which is perfectly acceptable!

No, not the gas station too!

I see he loves the color green. So do I. We’re soulmates. 😍

R253 For starters you’re both mentally ill.

Boring , call me when he starts fucking guys in public

It's not just his hole that's brown. His whole crack is.

His hole itself looks diseased. He's got hemorrhoids or just a puffy brown ugly asshole.

R257 His diseased brown hole and Luv’s diseased monster teeth are a match made in heaven?

R257

It’s hair. God, you guys are stupid.

His hole is pink. That “brown” you’re seeing is hair. Idiots.

"Savage Johnson", how original. zzzzzz

This guy is literally an asshole.

Wow, tough crowd. He does not look like a child, Mary’s, he is obviously a fresh twink, but college aged. Certainly lust-worthy if that’s your thing. His secondary sex characteristics are evident. He is also engaging in risky behaviors that could land him in big trouble— as he is an adult. He obviously has a lot of issues that are being broadcast to the world. Sad really.

It's kind of weird how so many DL denizens seem to think this is okay, but all those rich influencers who just look cute and don't show dick are somehow losers.

R263, it's also amazing how much obvious mental illness is applauded at DL. Absolutely pathetic.

He's risking the law and it's escalating. He needs to just move out to LA and be a porn star or OnlyFans Dubai whore. Not expose himself to old biddies and kids. Anyway, he seems lost and this will get ugly if he can't stop. Either he'll get his ass beat or arrested and registered as a sex offender. This thread is going to get juicy.

[quote]However, 95% of them wouldn't do most of the shit they deem to be perfectly fine behaviour.

No, I would do it.

Don’t nobody wanna see that, though.

If I wanted to fuck a stanky, stained Brillo pad with eyes I suppose he'd be the front runner.

Verbal 🔥

It's disturbing

Like watching a Muppet cum

Not to be out done DL fav Tony Goodfellow aka Kegan Keller gets blown outside a Target in broad daylight.

Next to a police car…damn!

I just "Luv" all Ed.weenie's comments on this thread the Seacow himself started. Such a shame he can't catfish this kid like he did with the blonde himbo from Lowe's.

Lol people’s paranoia about Ed.win will never not be hilarious. Truth is, many gay men type/post similar to him.

File these cumshots under "anticlimax."

Not saying any names here but somebody need to take a break from the internet. Perhaps a bath?

@270 But Kegan is getting sucked by Joe who describes himself as a 'big cum slut'.

So they're doing it for their mutual benefit.

Ok this guy isn’t well, but the cop car video is hot.

Maybe if he didn't have that lifeless stare at the camera.

If he looked like he was getting some kind of enjoyment out of it, it wouldn't be as creepy. I feel like I'm watching a stalker from an 80s film jacking off to a slumber party from the bushes.

Look at all you prissy MARY’s! Most of you were cruising in worse locations and are all of a sudden judging him? Laughable. Most of you were disgusting perverts cruising in bathrooms which is equally gross.

Mom, is that you?

[quote]Not to be out done DL fav Tony Goodfellow aka Kegan Keller gets blown outside a Target in broad daylight.

You cannot get any more sleazy than getting blown outside a Target, [bold]except maybe getting blown in the vicinity of a Walmart! [/bold]

Well... I guess the cops knocked on his door and/or mommy kicked his ass

You're projecting, R279.

what did the tweet say?

Question for you, R279: Did your parents have any children that lived?

Duh, we were cruising with our clothes ON; NOT walking around department stores, especially the toy aisle, with our dicks out.

And lose the apostrophe on your, “Mary’s”. OK, you’re dismissed.

Miss R279 is doubtless a Republican, among other things.

[quote] doubtless a Republican

And Democrats are perverts.

Oh my, all you high flown bitches just kill me . I dont care how crazy he is,Id be on that fat young cock like white on rice. Id LOVE to walk into a mens room and see that standing there jacking that juicy dick. He is delicious from the neck down.Thats good enough for me !

He announced his retirement from porn so that he and luv could go get married, R284.

You people need some emotional nourishment.

I've read the eldergay sex posts on here. Getting fucked behind garbage bins, in dirty alleys, in rest stops, in filthy restrooms, The Cock. I am neither condoning nor condemning what this guy is doing, but stop the fanning the vapors, clutching your pearls bullshit. You're not that scandalized.

All these dumb little whores, they’re inescapable.

R282, what was in the tweet that got deleted?

All this talk about people getting blown is so fucking hot!

the responses to his post were get out of that aisle

WTF is wrong with this guy?

I can't believe some people publicly admit to masturbating. I'm 32 and we didn't tell in my day.

He makes me so hard

He's a mixed bag. Lots to admire physically, but he's very mechanical and except for that one verbal scene, his orgasms are boring. Silent, passive, and robotic.

But then there's the mental thing. He sure isn't husband material, and the flat orgasms don't bode well for sex.

Pass.

I mean...is he AT LEAST monetizing this?

I blocked the account on Twitter.

Thanks for the heads up.

Bump

that's hilarious

He is very funny.

He needed to bottom for the cop over the hood of the squad car.

He doesn't seem all there. And any dangerous vibes dissipate when he shows his pubeless baby peen.

babies have 7 inch boners?

Absolute detached narcissist.

Hard not to love a boy with such beautiful tats.

Yeah, That's not a sane person.

The "dead eyes" are his schtick, people.

Sure, it could be a legit personality trait but the blank face + dead eyes is a "thing" that sets him apart for sure. And I find it just interesting and funny enough to remember him compared to the thousands of others.

Still nbd as far as I'm concerned, sexually, but I do find the no facial expression thing smirk worthy.

How much traffic has this driven to is OF and the number of new subscribers?

If you go to his likes, he likes all of his own posts.

4, r313.

Luv , you should be able to run into this guy at your local psych ward. I am sure you know the place well.

This guy is making poor little Jake Lyons look stable and mentally on top of things.

Meth

Tina

Look at all of you judging him when most of you were no better cruising bathrooms, parks, and other spaces in the 70s and 80s. Tsk tsk.

He should do an ode to George Michaels and expose himself at the memorial bathroom of his.

I’m not buying this as some adolescent rite of passage.

This is sick stuff. Most people don’t want to see a naked boy when out shopping or with family at the park. Take that shot to the bathhouse.

Time and place, people.

If this was not monetarily beneficial to him, he wouldn't be doing it.

He gets me so hard everytime

No public pissing, if you’re reading this.

The back tattoo :(

[quote]like white on rice.

Oh, I’ve got my eye on you now.

R296, now you’re upset that he’s jerking off in a private bathroom stall? Really?

[quote]Most people don’t want to see a naked boy when out shopping

Oh, FFS.

He’s not a ‘boy,’ you imbecile, he’s a grown man. Stop trying to make this more than it is.

Mmmm

Does he insert things into his ass?

I’m so thirsty

R332 Gross. That kid is mental

Nice body, nice cock, but he has crazy eyes.

The elevator doesn't go to the top floor if you know what I mean.

Honey,he can be as crazy as he wants.I aint looking to marry him,but Id damn sure let him go crazy on my willing hole !

ick looks like Bob Dylan on meth

Dirty talk

R331

He has

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As I have friends who work in the sex industry, who are discreetly in it, I cannot entirely defend or speak against his actions. Why? Because they do a lot of shit that probably would receive a similar culture shock. Cam people have to do a lot of insane shit for the income and views.

The toy department skit was probably best left not done, poor taste. That was an attempt to get MAP with heavy pockets to spend on his OF. People, likely his IRL friends, sussing out and contacting his family members shows that he has a pretty toxic life. His exotic behaviour exemplifies the rebellious nature of a 19-year-old. He has bad IRL friends who white knight the 'he needs help' card when they're all jerking off and fantasizing about it. It is low-bearing fruit just like seeing a friend smoke crack somewhere and they didn't see you, Grandma hiring houseboys to keep her sex drive alive while Grandpa is either deceased or incapacitated.

He needs help, but in a different manner than mental institutions and religious reprogramming. He needs to get away from the world he is keeping himself into.

This has turned into the silliest thread in the history of threads. And then to top it off here we have R343 talking about poor taste in a thread about a thirst trap trying to monetize his body by doing wacky stunts in public. Some of you need Jesus.

R344 Why, what does Jesus’ OF look like? Bedroom only?

He’s not harming anyone and he has a nice cock. Why are people on here so opinionated about this?

Has it been arrested yet?

He spends more time in Target than some of the employees, he may as well straighten up the shelves while he’s there and get paid for it too.

[quote]Grandma hiring houseboys to keep her sex drive alive while Grandpa is either deceased or incapacitated.

[quote]He needs help,

So do you.

omg just keeps asking for it

Now this is just criminal thug territory. If he was black they would have skinned him in the town square.

He needs to have hard anal on a cop car. Are you reading this?

I bet his dad's a cop and that's his car.

This will all end in tears.

His new haircut is AWFUL. He would look much better if trimmed the top

Not the least bit arousing.

R350 I guess he smells like piss and weed. Ewwww.

Piss Drinker...And FAT....no thanks.....Hot guys are a dime a dozen on twitter...

He manages to look ratlike and piggish at the same time.

Elon Musk Twitter is going to put the brakes on the piss drinkers on their platform. Thank God. So gross.

Is he drinking his own piss or someone else’s? And is the cop the someone else?

R360 I do like Twitter having a true NSFW community. It was the natural evolution of the Tumblr nsfw culture which in my opinion, pales to Twitter. Piss drinking is eugh, but fetishes are fetishes I guess.

New aisle in the store. Retweet if you have twitter!

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! This thread is about a month old, and this deranged skank hasn’t been identified and arrested for indecent exposure? I feel like I’m in the twilight zone. Mind boggling.

R346 = Savage Johnson. Sad.

r350 omg that is so DEPRAVED!

[quote]and this deranged skank hasn’t been identified and arrested for indecent exposure?

No complainant, no crime. Someone would’ve had to have been there and made a complaint at that time for him to be arrested.

How do we even (legally) know he was in a target and not in front of a green screen?

R364 I blame the defunding of the police, especially the ones dealing with online crime.

I hear you R368. I don’t know the police budget in this punks area, so I’ll go with option B - someone who will be so grossed out and offended, that they’ll beat the fucking piss out of this idiot. It’s bound to happen someday, hopefully sooner rather than later.

He’s seems to be able to let the piss fly freely, no need to beat it out of him.

Good on him

No, cum and piss is on him.

Maybes he should piss on Datalounge next. Are you reading this?

R368

You’re a stupid asshole.

With all the security cameras now, it get's a little expensive to do anything in stores. You have to get your hair done, makeup and make sure those pubes are nicely trimed. Also don't you wonder how your cock and ass look on camera? I know you hope security is sitting in their cramped office jacking off while watching you , but not everyone doing it looks like Adonis.

[quote]it get's a little expensive

Oh, dear!

This makes some of you way too angry. I would get that checked out.

His asshole needs bleaching... or something... eeesh!

Boys will be boys.

Has anyone reported him to Target Corporate? ....No Joke. Let's get this piss drinker off the streets and in a jail cell where he belongs.

R380 Send him to 38 year old virgin Op Luv’s house. That should be sufficient punishment.

Now do you believe the cops are on strike?

Wish I was there with him.

And r381 I’m 29, not 38.

Nooooo 😢

He obviously got caught and possibly facing charges.

See you soon.

He said the same thing on 9/28.

Men's pants 70 percent off in aisle 5.

He couldn’t stay away. Is he gonna make a cumback? I miss his videos. He has the best content on Twitter, he really is king.

Sometimes I drive my sister and her three kids to Target to shop. If I saw something like this I would report his ass. There's no way I want to expose my niece and nephews to that. It is filthy.

R390

How would you see this? He exposed himself for a couple seconds with no one around.

OP- He showed his ass then pulled it apart. I guess he's a bottom.

So if you're a bottom too you're out of luck.

His audition tape?

[quote]He obviously got caught and possibly facing charges.

Can you imagine his white ass in Rikers? He wouldn't survive one day there.

Future sex offender…. So hot 🤮

R389 The FUCK? His hairstyle is ridiculous.

Hopefully he’ll record with some of his male friends.

AND...he's fucking a turkey.

^^^^^^^^^^^

Gobble gobble.

R398 Oh my GODDD, I thought you were kidding.

that is jumping a shark, no thanks, buddy

Mom is so proud

That poor turkey

Looks like he was assigned to bring the “gravy” for Thanksgiving dinner.

He’s mentally ill.

Good for him for being creative with his content. A collab with a turkey is bold and fresh. He could have just done what every other white twink does and get fucked by Ryheim Shabazz.

He must be doing well because I've heard turkey prices are through the roof this year.

R404 Did you use broth to make this? Why does it smell like cleaning products? And the consistency? Lord heavens! 😭

Why?

Nobody click on his links! It will reactivate your Twitter account and give Elon Musk joy.

Mental. I see padded walls in his future.

I just found this nutjobs new account. He got caught by the cops and is now on the run in Panama.

OMG, forgot all about this nutcase.

I love how insane he is, I’m thinking he was younger and playing “show me yours and I show you mine” then got scolded hardcore by some dead clit psycho Frau and now look at him.

Is he really on the run?

r414 Well he skipped the state at least certainly

r415

r416 Will he end up jacking off in the courtroom during the trial or while the shootout from resisting arrest and extradition is happening only time will tell.

What happened?

:(