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Madison Cawthorn: Crotchgate Electric Boogaloo, The LOST Boys Club, Part 5

Part 4 was paywalled/murieled.

Here goes

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by Anonymousreply 460June 27, 2022 10:11 PM

Part 4

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by Anonymousreply 1June 3, 2022 11:13 AM

So they do brown shoes with black suits now??

by Anonymousreply 2June 3, 2022 11:15 AM

In Op's picture...

Maddie to Trump: "God, your fingers really are short and stubby"

Cousin Stephen to Maddie: "Please stop talking, please"

by Anonymousreply 3June 3, 2022 11:22 AM

OMG.

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by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2022 11:36 AM

^ link

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by Anonymousreply 5June 3, 2022 11:36 AM

Jesus the brown shoes with the navy suit is so bumpkin 😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 6June 3, 2022 11:39 AM

Brown with navy is OK now, but with black is NOT.

by Anonymousreply 7June 3, 2022 12:22 PM

He lost the primary. Time for us all to forget this incredibly handsome man ever existed and to never talk about him again.

Haha look at me I made a funny.

by Anonymousreply 8June 3, 2022 12:29 PM

Pre ‘Lost Boys Club’: long road ahead

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by Anonymousreply 9June 3, 2022 12:58 PM

Two hot homocitas!

by Anonymousreply 10June 3, 2022 1:03 PM

Why does Maddie have a hatchet in his lap in R9’s photo? Is he about to go all “Lizzie Borden” on his parents?

by Anonymousreply 11June 3, 2022 1:04 PM

My take on OP's photo is that Maddy is fucking mesmerized by that snake oil salesman, his friend in the middle is amused, and Stephen is enamored with how mesmerized Cousin-Wife is.

by Anonymousreply 12June 3, 2022 1:07 PM

Why is DL obsessed with this cripple?

by Anonymousreply 13June 3, 2022 1:07 PM

Is everyone in the damned picture wearing brown shoes and black suits but Sitler? WTF?

by Anonymousreply 14June 3, 2022 1:09 PM

Well it looks to me like:

Maddie is in a dark navy blue suit

Chief of Staff Blake Harp is in a charcoal gray suit

And Cousin Stephen is in a sort of in between black and dark blue suit

by Anonymousreply 15June 3, 2022 1:30 PM

I wasn’t going to post this [to avoid unnecessary trauma/triggering]

But since there seems to be some questions concerning colors, this image, taken on the same occasion, gives a better idea

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by Anonymousreply 16June 3, 2022 1:35 PM

Anything NEW with Hot Wheels?

ANYTHING aside from these old photos?

What's he doing? Suicidal?

by Anonymousreply 17June 3, 2022 1:35 PM

Oh, he comes up with new shit every day.

by Anonymousreply 18June 3, 2022 1:38 PM

Yeah, Sitler's posse is wearing worn brown shoes and the same belts they wear with jeans, all with black suits.

by Anonymousreply 19June 3, 2022 1:44 PM

Poo Shoe Brown. I might have known it would be Poo Shoe Brown.

by Anonymousreply 20June 3, 2022 1:47 PM

R17: the alleged insider trading of crypto coins is still ongoing

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by Anonymousreply 21June 3, 2022 1:47 PM

Pant legs are also way too long....

by Anonymousreply 22June 3, 2022 1:48 PM

Where is Madysyn going to be in 10 years? Aaron Schock territory, right?

by Anonymousreply 23June 3, 2022 1:51 PM

Maddie looks positively dickmatized!

by Anonymousreply 24June 3, 2022 1:52 PM

Re: the story posted at r17

[quote] One story from that period concerned potential insider trading. As the Washington Examiner reported in late April, Cawthorn made an Instagram post on Dec. 29, 2021, which suggested that … let’s see here … that a kind of cryptocurrency named for the slogan “Let’s Go Brandon,” which is code for “Fuck Joe Biden” because of something that happened at a NASCAR race, was about to go “to the moon,” which is an online bro thing to say about your cryptocurrency or “stonk.” What a world.

All these reports said the date for Maddie’s statement of going to the moon is Dec 29 2021, and 29th is very important, because it preceded the announcement made by NASCAR driver Brandon Brown about the sponsorship on 30th, hence implying a private/privileged knowledge on Maddie’s part.

Yet if you go back to the actual Instagram post, the date is 30th December: 30th both for the pic posted by the Crypto boss, James Koutoulas, as well as the comment by Maddie:

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by Anonymousreply 25June 3, 2022 2:00 PM

Maddie’s Moon comment

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by Anonymousreply 26June 3, 2022 2:01 PM

Link to James’s post

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by Anonymousreply 27June 3, 2022 2:01 PM

Would there be some genre of gay wheelchair porn that the Roller Nazi could become involved in?

by Anonymousreply 28June 3, 2022 2:14 PM

She sure likes to have her pix taken…..A LOT.

by Anonymousreply 29June 3, 2022 2:24 PM

Blue suits brown shoes are quite in among younger men

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by Anonymousreply 30June 3, 2022 2:55 PM

[quote] There was a time when office workers may as well have glued themselves into a pair of black Oxfords, such was the strict ‘no brown shoes’ rule at most city firms. However, a general loosening of workplace dress codes over the last few years has found previously tethered employees reaching for new sartorial avenues.

[quote]These days, few 9-5 combinations top the appeal of a navy suit worn with these formerly outlawed brown shoes. The two complement each other perfectly, appearing smart but substantially less formal than black lace-ups with a similarly toned suit.

[quote]This is suiting you can take to post-work pints or into the weekend without feeling like you’re over-dressed for the occasion.

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by Anonymousreply 31June 3, 2022 2:57 PM

DL Anti-Fave Senator Josh Hawley and Mayor of Kansas City Quinton Lucas are both fans of the blue suits-brown shoes combo

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by Anonymousreply 32June 3, 2022 3:01 PM

Nobody said blue suits and brown shoes were bad (now). But black suits are bad period, much less with freaking brown shoes. Standards continue to decline.

by Anonymousreply 33June 3, 2022 3:42 PM

@r16, "But since there seems to be some questions concerning colors"

Yep, everybody is white like it should be in Republican world 😏

by Anonymousreply 34June 3, 2022 4:01 PM

@r13, "Why is DL obsessed with this cripple?"

Incestuous hillbilly Gay boys is just too luscious of a topic to be ignored 😛

by Anonymousreply 35June 3, 2022 4:25 PM

OP here. As I’m quite obsessed with clothes and colors, I want to explore a bit further the ‘black vs dark blue’ suits issue that has arisen.

If you are interested in neither, please kindly ignore this and the following post.

Okay, first let’s establish black vs dark navy blue, seen online across different devices and platforms. Problematic, I know, but this pic of President Biden provides a good illustration:

Black: his mask, socks and shoes

Dark navy blue: his suit

And since both are in the same picture, it supplies a reliable guide

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by Anonymousreply 36June 3, 2022 6:51 PM

So, using the above pic of President Biden as a benchmark for Black vs Dark navy blue, let’s turn to

R33: [quote] Nobody said blue suits and brown shoes were bad (now). But black suits are bad period, much less with freaking brown shoes. Standards continue to decline

I’ve checked various versions of these pictures when the Cawthorns visited the White House, and I didn’t find a single *black* suit in them

Take this one, and let’s use Kevin McCarthy’s suit [on the extreme left] which is clearly dark navy blue, as a point of reference.

The suits of Maddie, President Trump, and Maddie’s father are of a similar dark navy blue.

Blake’s is charcoal gray.

The one closest to black is Cousin Stephen’s, and it seems like his jacket and pants are of two different tones. Even then it’s clearly grayish black, rather than outright black black.

Nothing comes close to the kind of black resembling President Biden’s mask, socks and shoes at r36

Okay, color/suit discussion over

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by Anonymousreply 37June 3, 2022 6:56 PM

OK OP, how about this: Cawthorn is the only one whose brown shoes are a decent match for his suit (one of several ill-fitting numbers in the room of indeterminate dark blue hue). And the Sitler posse's belts are HORRENDOUS and have no possible explanation or excuse or dithering or whatever.

by Anonymousreply 38June 3, 2022 7:18 PM

5 threads in, admit it, you guys are OBSESSED with him. All you anti-MAGA screamers would suck him dry in seconds, irrespective of his disability or political affiliations. Some of you have even had a tug to that shitty video clip of him with his cousin.

by Anonymousreply 39June 3, 2022 7:24 PM

R38: not surprising that Maddie’s shoe choice seems the best, as I’ve always thought he’s a sharp dresser

And not afraid to push the boundaries from time to time lolzx

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by Anonymousreply 40June 3, 2022 7:24 PM

Sucking a noodle would be dry indeed.

by Anonymousreply 41June 3, 2022 7:27 PM

@r40, He looks like a used car salesman 😂

by Anonymousreply 42June 3, 2022 7:37 PM

His parents are rich, he can afford nice clothes, and also very expensive guns to surrender to the cops at the airport.

by Anonymousreply 43June 3, 2022 8:00 PM

False, r7. Brown with navy is for chavs and barrow boys.

by Anonymousreply 44June 3, 2022 8:52 PM

I'm not saying I would do it.

by Anonymousreply 45June 3, 2022 8:53 PM

Blue suits and brown shoes are so 'Details' magazine 1994.

by Anonymousreply 46June 3, 2022 9:15 PM

More updates

by Anonymousreply 47June 4, 2022 1:32 AM

It seems as though he doesn’t take a bad picture, no matter what he’s wearing

by Anonymousreply 48June 4, 2022 3:29 AM

From another thread...

Maddie and Stephen before they were famous😂

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by Anonymousreply 49June 4, 2022 4:31 AM

So true r48, so true. Another memorizing thing about him is his eyes. I like to stare into them because it is sooooo freaky at the right angle.

To me, if you stare deeply, I see almost complete madness. But that isn’t even what scares me; I also seeing cunning. We underestimate this man at our own peril. No doubt he has no formal education and he is a bigot of the highest order, but he is quite intelligent, and he’s adept at counter-strikes and defense in politics. He is revving them up, priming them for violence.

Tell me if you don’t see the intelligence and crazy inside his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 50June 4, 2022 6:34 AM

Nice shoes

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by Anonymousreply 51June 4, 2022 8:09 AM

Arch enemy #1, whose fate is likely to be intertwined with Maddie’s, for a very long time to come

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by Anonymousreply 52June 4, 2022 4:37 PM

Cry more

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by Anonymousreply 53June 4, 2022 4:42 PM

Good work

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by Anonymousreply 54June 4, 2022 4:43 PM

[quote] DEMOCRATS BEAT CAWTHORN

[quote]BY THOMAS MILLS | JUN 1, 2022 | EDITOR'S BLOG | 12 COMMENTS

[quote] According to a report by the AP, Democrats, not Republicans, beat Madison Cawthorn in the GOP primary in NC-11. Their analysis shows that 5,400 of the early votes came from people who voted in the 2020 Democratic primary. Cawthorn lost by fewer than 1,500 votes, indicating that the crossover votes almost certainly did him in.

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by Anonymousreply 55June 4, 2022 4:45 PM

[quote]Some Democrats voting in GOP primaries to block Trump picks By STEVE PEOPLES and AARON KESSLER May 31, 2022

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by Anonymousreply 56June 4, 2022 4:47 PM

Good for the Democrats for playing hardball for a change.

by Anonymousreply 57June 4, 2022 4:47 PM

He has a short thumb.

Make of that what you will . . .

by Anonymousreply 58June 4, 2022 4:50 PM

Any chance he does an OnlyFans?

by Anonymousreply 59June 4, 2022 4:53 PM

COUNTRY FIRST

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by Anonymousreply 60June 4, 2022 4:56 PM

Throwback: the Cousins still have each other …

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by Anonymousreply 61June 4, 2022 5:01 PM

Classic question: Which one plays the boy and which one plays the girl?

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by Anonymousreply 62June 6, 2022 12:12 PM

Still waiting for Stephens OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 63June 6, 2022 12:44 PM

^ Just as soon as the paychecks from Congressman Maddie stop

by Anonymousreply 64June 6, 2022 1:00 PM

The Sun still rises

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by Anonymousreply 65June 6, 2022 1:05 PM

Infrequently seen khaki pants

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by Anonymousreply 66June 6, 2022 1:09 PM

He really does have a decent wardrobe.

by Anonymousreply 67June 6, 2022 1:32 PM

r67

by Anonymousreply 68June 6, 2022 1:52 PM

What's with this unending love letter to Maddie with ALL these fucking THROWBACK pics. Fuck off, Maddie bootlicker.

by Anonymousreply 69June 6, 2022 1:56 PM

Cousin Stephen's an curious fellow. He has lots of handsome young men following him on IG and likewise follows them. It is inconceivable to me that he is not out to family and friends. And yet not out publicly and still hanging out with the evangelicals. I can't get over how Native both Stephen and Mattie's brother look. If Stephen was walking around on a reservation no one would give him a second look, mixed but still Native. The whole thing is strange.

Maddie is making more and more extreme statements on his IG. I don't know how he is going to make money off of this. I also suspect those ethics and charges will result in nothing and the Slate article says nothing new. Slate is a pointless news outlet at this point. We could have a thread on that alone.

by Anonymousreply 70June 6, 2022 1:58 PM

YOU could start a thread on a zit on Maddie's ass.

by Anonymousreply 71June 6, 2022 2:04 PM

Aren’t all the ethics investigations kind of pointless now that Madison has been ejected? They’ll all presumably become irrelevant as soon as he exits congress.

Unless Cousin Stephen’s friends and relatives are particularly clueless, I can’t imagine they can possibly not realise their cheerleading, no-girlfriend, camp-voiced acquaintance is anything other than gay. Heck a tonne of the comments on his IG are basically men being flirty with him, and he even jokes himself about the absence of any girlfriend in on of his posts. There’s zero chance that Madison doesn’t know.

I’m kind of intrigued at what they do next. Madison seems determined to dive head first into the nutty dark MAGA stuff, and I guess he’ll probably drag Stephen with him – but presumably there will come a point one or the other will actually need to address their relationship and/or get a proper job. They could have been a cute IG couple, but I guess that moment has passed.

by Anonymousreply 72June 6, 2022 2:22 PM

Nazis are so cute.

by Anonymousreply 73June 6, 2022 2:23 PM

This, times 10

[quote] Slate is a pointless news outlet at this point. We could have a thread on that alone.

by Anonymousreply 74June 6, 2022 2:27 PM

Been wondering: who’s the muscular hunk on the left? He’s tagged as @_joey.g but his account is private…

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by Anonymousreply 75June 6, 2022 2:36 PM

Sometimes a boy might gain a few extra pounds, due to stressful circumstances

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by Anonymousreply 76June 6, 2022 3:51 PM

@r72, "There’s zero chance that Madison doesn’t know. "

I would think that at some point during the face-fucking episode with cousin Stephen that thought may have occurred to him 🤔

by Anonymousreply 77June 6, 2022 4:31 PM

They could have been the cutest IG couple. Maddie could've quited that dark MAGA bullshit, could've released paper-long statement talking about how conservative his cultural background is and he finally got the courage to embrace the most caring person in his life and that person is Stephen. I'm 100% sure gay guys would buy this redemption and Maddie& Stephen could get hundreds and thousands new followers easily which would pave a way for their future affluent, happy life.

by Anonymousreply 78June 7, 2022 2:46 AM

Some of y'all are so judgmental of people who grew up in the South...

people from Asheville aren't bumpkins

by Anonymousreply 79June 7, 2022 8:28 AM

Two minutes out of Asheville and it's hillbilly heaven

by Anonymousreply 80June 7, 2022 8:31 AM

Oh hunny, once he wears out his youthful metabolism he’s gonna be a chunker. I hope Stephen can get a twink to help him lift Maddie up outta that chair!

by Anonymousreply 81June 7, 2022 8:46 AM

^ a twink with his own twink. Now, there's a concept.

by Anonymousreply 82June 7, 2022 10:03 AM

^ Nah, they always come in pairs...

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by Anonymousreply 83June 7, 2022 11:17 AM

r82 r83

by Anonymousreply 84June 7, 2022 12:06 PM

Maddie définitely loves food. He has gone on and on about how he wanted to be a chef growing up, and he thinks the best thing about Washington DC is its amazing range of restaurants

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by Anonymousreply 85June 7, 2022 2:32 PM

R85 He has a loaf of white bread. Of course, he does.

by Anonymousreply 86June 7, 2022 2:50 PM

R78 Gays are nothing if not quick to forgive so long as someone looks hot. But yeah, I think the moment has passed, and Madison is heading down a deep dark hole – and not Stephens butt tunnel.

It’s a pity. Looking at Stephen’s IG and watching the stories about him and Maddie’s travels, they really were actually genuinely quite an adorable pair, pre-politics – whether they were banging or not.

by Anonymousreply 87June 7, 2022 2:54 PM

[R84] An amazing range of restaurants is the result of globalization, especially ppl from all over the world coming to the states. It's an irony to see his solid stance on isolationism now. He could've become a cook/Instagram influencer, fulfilled his childhood dream, lived happily with Stephen, jumped and run around. Now he's an unhappy cripple, trapped in the wheelchair and his unrealistic illusion with the Nazi/Maga u.s

by Anonymousreply 88June 7, 2022 5:24 PM

Humbly serving…

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by Anonymousreply 89June 7, 2022 9:14 PM

…the people

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by Anonymousreply 90June 7, 2022 9:15 PM

What the shit, now we love Sitler???

by Anonymousreply 91June 7, 2022 9:22 PM

Figures he's in charge of the weiners

by Anonymousreply 92June 7, 2022 9:32 PM

In regards to Dems voting in the GOP primaries to oust Cawthorn, I don’t necessarily thinks that is correct.

In NC you can register as either Dem, Rep, or Unaffiliated. Those who are unaffiliated may choose either party for their primary vote. There are currently more voters registered as Unaffiliated in NC than either of the two major parties. They may have voted in the Democratic primary two years ago, but that would not be unusual in a presidential primary in which one of the major parties had only one viable candidate.

by Anonymousreply 93June 7, 2022 9:51 PM

Why ppl are still talking about a former congressman? Is Madison Cawthorn the second cockgobbler?

by Anonymousreply 94June 7, 2022 9:54 PM

Google tells me NC has a partially closed primary system in which the state allows each party to decide if the primary is open each election. The question is whether the NC GOP allowed an open primary this year. Does anyone know?

by Anonymousreply 95June 7, 2022 10:33 PM

Yes, R95 they have for at least since the late 90s. When I first registered I was advised to register as Unaffiliated for the very purpose of being able to vote in either primary. Since more voters in NC are registered as either party, neither is likely to close their primary to that large number of voters.

by Anonymousreply 96June 7, 2022 10:43 PM

R95, I voted in the GOP primary against Bo Hines but it didn’t help.

by Anonymousreply 97June 7, 2022 10:44 PM

Does he humbly serve black people wieners? Prolly not.

by Anonymousreply 98June 7, 2022 10:53 PM

It must be a pleasant change of pace to give someone not called Stephen a wiener.

by Anonymousreply 99June 8, 2022 12:40 AM

Any fandom fiction between Maddie& Stephen released yet?

by Anonymousreply 100June 8, 2022 4:14 AM

R100, I can help write since I grew up in the South and I have cousins from Asheville and Loganville who (briefly) knew the Stephenses.

by Anonymousreply 101June 8, 2022 5:35 AM

R98, I don't think Madison is racist like what you're implying. You guys just think Republicans in the South are racist and stupid bumpkins. It's obvious guys haven't socialized outside your echo chamber of liberals.

by Anonymousreply 102June 8, 2022 5:41 AM

"You guys" "echo chamber of liberals'. WTF are you R102 doing here?

by Anonymousreply 103June 8, 2022 6:25 AM

[quote]I don't think Madison is racist like what you're implying. You guys just think Republicans in the South are racist and stupid bumpkins. It's obvious guys haven't socialized outside your echo chamber of liberals.

Okay, Gomer.

by Anonymousreply 104June 8, 2022 6:28 AM

You fan-fraus & fan-phags have your tongues so far up his bony ass, you could collectively ream his impacted colon of bricked-up feces for weeks.

by Anonymousreply 105June 8, 2022 7:33 AM

R75 GEE, I wonder why...

by Anonymousreply 106June 8, 2022 11:03 AM

R94, he’s not a former congressman yet.

by Anonymousreply 107June 8, 2022 11:12 AM

[quote]WELCOME TO OUR PORCH

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by Anonymousreply 108June 8, 2022 11:19 AM

Stephen: If you voted for Biden, Venmo me.

1, how dare he bring up Venmo again? Maddy Venmo him some money, does it mean Maddy voted for Biden too? 2,. Gas price is a global issue now due to inflation and the war, neither Trump nor Biden could solve the problem as many other countries. Stephen cannot realized that yet he blamed the democrats. He really deserves his Nazi cousin, what mindfucked hillbillies....

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by Anonymousreply 109June 8, 2022 12:38 PM

Get a smaller car, dick.

by Anonymousreply 110June 8, 2022 12:40 PM

R109 He's not wrong. What the fuck is Joe Biden gonna do about these gas prices?

by Anonymousreply 111June 8, 2022 2:51 PM

^ Go buy an EV

by Anonymousreply 112June 8, 2022 3:10 PM

Joe's not in the loop about gas prices......he'll get to it when he finishes making the baby formula crisis worse.

by Anonymousreply 113June 8, 2022 3:12 PM

^ that's on his IG. It's supposed to make him appear to be a butch red neck hillbilly. Expressing the right outrage.

But he's still a nellie half-breed.

by Anonymousreply 114June 8, 2022 3:15 PM

Ruh-roh. More trouble for our Maddy.

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by Anonymousreply 115June 8, 2022 6:23 PM

Haha. Dumb Shitler'll be in prison soon.

by Anonymousreply 116June 8, 2022 6:35 PM

^ Stephen will go with him to be his prison bitch 😂

by Anonymousreply 117June 8, 2022 6:48 PM

R117 Stephen would 100% be willing to get himself arrested for Maddie.

by Anonymousreply 118June 8, 2022 6:57 PM

^ I'm quite sure Maddie has already hatched a plan to throw Stephen under the bus. It's the Republican way

by Anonymousreply 119June 8, 2022 6:59 PM

Zoinks!

by Anonymousreply 120June 8, 2022 7:21 PM

The devotion of Stephen to Maddie is very touching; and it is reciprocated, Madds loves Stephen. They are cute, even if they are Nazis.

by Anonymousreply 121June 9, 2022 9:21 AM

^ "Cute Nazis" as in Springtime for Hitler?

by Anonymousreply 122June 9, 2022 9:23 AM

[R115] Not familiar with the criminal law in the states. Does this mean Maddie gotta pay lawyers all his money to get rid of being thrown into jail ? Will he become poor and won't able to hire a caregiver but devoted, loyal Stephen?

by Anonymousreply 123June 9, 2022 1:23 PM

Sorry no real news, so just a cute pic of him flipping burgers

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by Anonymousreply 124June 9, 2022 1:28 PM

He's moved on from weiners?

by Anonymousreply 125June 9, 2022 3:25 PM

Awww Nazis are so cute until they shove you in the oven.

by Anonymousreply 126June 9, 2022 3:25 PM

Madison is really aging quickly.

I suspect he is a big drinker.

by Anonymousreply 127June 9, 2022 3:48 PM

R127, to be fair, if you were in a wheelchair (with a dick that didn't work and you had to start shitting by sticking your hand up your ass) and you were being thrown out of your job, you'd drink too.

by Anonymousreply 128June 9, 2022 3:53 PM

R125 he's moved on to REAL beef now.

by Anonymousreply 129June 9, 2022 3:55 PM

Maddie has quickly become irrelevant. All these idiot throwback pics confirms it. He doesn't deserve attention until he makes another public shitstain.

by Anonymousreply 130June 9, 2022 3:56 PM

[R130] If you search for his name on Twitter, you will be surprised by the fact that he's still active and been discussed, retweeted by ppl. We cannot get over how aesthetically beautiful this picture is and it could easily be the best gay movie poster if, they weren't two poignant lil nazi

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by Anonymousreply 131June 9, 2022 4:08 PM

R131: that really is a good picture

by Anonymousreply 132June 9, 2022 5:11 PM

So many people seem to have no idea of - or vastly underestimate - the potency of real BEAUTY.

Maddie has that. And Cousin Stephen to a lesser degree.

These two will continue to fascinate many gay men for the foreseeable future

by Anonymousreply 133June 9, 2022 5:14 PM

R133 et al = fawning MAGAt FAGAts.

by Anonymousreply 134June 9, 2022 5:38 PM

A friend remarked that the internet declares that Little Madison is worth some $46 MILLION DOLLARS. This is the only important thing about this Bible-college flunk out. Is it Daddy's money? Where did Daddy pick it up, if so??

by Anonymousreply 135June 9, 2022 5:38 PM

I'm afraid the stupid of these two transcends whatever looks they may have. Dumb narcissism is never hot ☹️

by Anonymousreply 136June 9, 2022 5:42 PM

[quote]He's moved on from weiners?

I certainly hope not.

by Anonymousreply 137June 9, 2022 5:45 PM

Wieners contain hog anus, so it's perfect for Mads.

by Anonymousreply 138June 9, 2022 5:50 PM

R135, that is completely and utterly false. He got a $3 million payout from his accident and is suing for $30 million more which it doesn’t look like he will get. His father is an investment advisor at a backwater Edward Jones storefront and his family is solidly middle-class. No real money there.

by Anonymousreply 139June 9, 2022 6:17 PM

Maybe Maddie did better on those inside trades then originally thought 🤔

by Anonymousreply 140June 9, 2022 6:44 PM

Grifting pays!

by Anonymousreply 141June 9, 2022 6:50 PM

Do you guys know any of dudebro gay influencers on Instagram? I followed some Maddie-looking guys on Ins and it turned out 100% are straight conservatives... So I suppose God made cookie cutter humans according to several templates....

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by Anonymousreply 142June 9, 2022 6:55 PM

R142: well, Chris E certainly has that Young Republican on Campus look. But how do you know for sure his conservative politics though?

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by Anonymousreply 143June 9, 2022 7:01 PM

[R143] He follows Madison Cawthorn and he liked some conspiracy caricatures such as the lefts pushing their agenda to weaken americans.... I really love these country jocks but sometimes, they are just too dumb.

by Anonymousreply 144June 9, 2022 7:10 PM

OP is an insufferable, Nazi white boy lover, obsessed with Aryan looks. Sad. Worshipping dickless wonder Maddie is even more pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 145June 9, 2022 7:15 PM

Go to my new thread, Madison Cawthorn : Crotchless Electric Poo Shoes, The PROUD Boys Club, Part 6,7,8,9,10...

by Anonymousreply 146June 9, 2022 7:21 PM

reply 145 Gays are susceptible to Nazi white boys coz they perfectly represent masculinity. Queens are having afternoon tea together yet they aren't lusting for each other.

by Anonymousreply 147June 9, 2022 7:37 PM

R144: Lolz I should have taken a closer look at the people he follows: Candace Owen, Don Jr, Jordan Peterson etc etc. Talk about the writing’s on the wall [or screen]

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by Anonymousreply 148June 9, 2022 10:46 PM

[R148]: and he does have a straight bully face . Bro, If you dare check on me , I punch your faggy face sooo hard.

Btw, I don't understand their sub-culture. Like gym rats following each other, calling each other bros, admiring each other's masculinity while they are terrified of being labeled as homo. It kinda reminds me of the Roman Empire, young hot guys formed armys to fight, they showed affection towards each other while they never openly expressed their homo(queer) feelings.

by Anonymousreply 149June 10, 2022 1:18 AM

R148 looks… I don’t know, but all those moles just make him look dirty. I couldn’t be fucking someone and then get distracted by considering whether or not a spot was becoming cancerous or it was a tick that had attached.

by Anonymousreply 150June 10, 2022 1:45 AM

R143 I wish we had more guys like him when I was a College Republican a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 151June 10, 2022 5:41 AM

R151, we wish we had fewer guys like you.

by Anonymousreply 152June 10, 2022 5:53 AM

R152 Why the random hate? Is it hard to be a decent person for a hot minute

by Anonymousreply 153June 10, 2022 6:08 AM

^Fuck off and die.

by Anonymousreply 154June 10, 2022 6:36 AM

Not random; aimed directly at you and your despicable MAGAt pals.

by Anonymousreply 155June 10, 2022 7:01 AM

R131 That’s clearly the cover of a gay erotic novel.

by Anonymousreply 156June 10, 2022 12:21 PM

Random sampling: Young college Republicans, with mentors, at Syracuse University

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by Anonymousreply 157June 10, 2022 1:47 PM

People of Color represented: University of Georgia Young Republicans

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by Anonymousreply 158June 10, 2022 1:53 PM

Not surprisingly, wearing conservative board shorts: U of Arizona

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by Anonymousreply 159June 10, 2022 2:01 PM

R143 Those Republican dude bros are undeniably hot, but you just know they’re going to age horribly. Enjoy them between the ages of 21 and 30 while they still have

Madison is an odd one – he’s always been noticeably way less homophobic than his peers, even as he gets more extreme on most other issues. I guess that the influence of Cousin Stephen.

by Anonymousreply 160June 10, 2022 2:06 PM

Some bygone informal Church get together: sharing coffee, calories and courage

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by Anonymousreply 161June 10, 2022 4:09 PM

OP furiously masturbating to Maddie's dead dick..

by Anonymousreply 162June 10, 2022 4:16 PM

Republican dudebros be like, why the heck you fags keep harassing me

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by Anonymousreply 163June 10, 2022 4:20 PM

Great shot of OP.

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by Anonymousreply 164June 10, 2022 4:29 PM

[R160] probably you wouldn't be homophobic either if a guy has carried you from wheelchair to bed& sleep together for years.

by Anonymousreply 165June 10, 2022 4:58 PM

Here's the british and openly gay equivalent of Madison, MP Scott Benton.

I find him so sexy but he's such a big cunt.

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by Anonymousreply 166June 11, 2022 8:29 AM

^ Hmm, nice teeth, disingenuous smile... He'd make a great American Republican 😂

by Anonymousreply 167June 11, 2022 8:42 AM

^ Benton is openly gay and married to his partner. The Tories are not nearly as rapid as American Republicans. He's a standard Conservative at the center of his party and the leadership trusts him. He's also not that handsome. I don't see how he's like Madison Cawthorn at all.

by Anonymousreply 168June 11, 2022 8:49 AM

rabid not rapid ^

by Anonymousreply 169June 11, 2022 8:50 AM

I don't know anything about him, but he seems quite proud of his association with Boris Johnson. That along with these comments are very telling...

"bigbootedbloke

You may wanna remove this pronto 😂"

"david_baber

Are you sure thats not an invitation to a Cheese and Wine no social distancing buisness meeting...Party"

"ryantaylor705

Stop judging cards and talking about peppa pig you clown."

by Anonymousreply 170June 11, 2022 8:57 AM

[R166] Not even close, Benton doesn't look like an hot blood American dumb jock at all. I think we still have to look for a similar dupe

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by Anonymousreply 171June 11, 2022 12:21 PM

Also the UK Parliamentary system has a stricter party discipline in place. You'd be hard pressed to find some Tory MP making comments about cocaine and orgies. Also Tories are more likely to just have booze-fueled Covid spreading events.

by Anonymousreply 172June 11, 2022 12:28 PM

Found another hot republican, outed gay tho

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by Anonymousreply 173June 11, 2022 12:49 PM

R171 Is that Madison? He’s looking particularly delicious if so (minus the frau)

by Anonymousreply 174June 11, 2022 1:22 PM

[R174] Yes.

by Anonymousreply 175June 11, 2022 1:32 PM

^ The guys with the gimp Nazi fetish are here 🙄

by Anonymousreply 176June 11, 2022 1:42 PM

R173, how do you know he's Republican? Maybe I missed it but don't see a statement on his IG. Who is he, just a random blond?

But it's not surprising that a lot of gay guys are turning conservative. Look at what's being demanded of them by the extreme left wing of the LGBTQ movement.

by Anonymousreply 177June 11, 2022 1:50 PM

R177, why not? You can take the best qualities from conservative side or liberal side. I myself am slightly socially liberal but fully fiscally conservative. It shouldn't be strictly black and white. And yes, I agree with you that the left is too extreme. I had too many people confronting me in class just because I think abortion or trans surgery shouldn't be funded by the government.

by Anonymousreply 178June 11, 2022 2:03 PM

[R177] How do I know he's republican? This dude worked for Fox News... the u.s flag t-shirt, wearing baseball hat backward. Also, republicans follow each other too just like any other communities. Once you followed two or three of blonde, republican gym bros, AI would recommend many other cookie cutter bros to you.

by Anonymousreply 179June 11, 2022 3:13 PM

I can't Google him as I don't know his full name, R179. What did he do for Fox News? Weatherman, tech support? News reporter? It makes a difference.

by Anonymousreply 180June 11, 2022 3:26 PM

Gay Potential [repeat, Potential] Republican bro dudes, taken from r173’s link

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by Anonymousreply 181June 11, 2022 8:23 PM

R166: thanks, I think MP Benton is cute

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by Anonymousreply 182June 11, 2022 8:25 PM

Another bona fide gay Republican bro with political ambitions,

[quote]Rick Loughery, DPA Public figure Young Republican National Chairman @yrnational 📍Philadelphia 🔁 ✈️ USA 🇺🇸 Doctor of Public Admin Proud American 🇺🇸

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by Anonymousreply 183June 11, 2022 8:31 PM

His Instagram

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by Anonymousreply 184June 11, 2022 8:31 PM

Gay Nazis are taking over the Republican party 😂

by Anonymousreply 185June 11, 2022 8:37 PM

[quote]I myself am slightly socially liberal but fully fiscally conservative

"I want to suck cock whenever I want but I don't want to pay taxes"

by Anonymousreply 186June 11, 2022 8:39 PM

Of course, he should have nice shoes. They never get any wear.

Also, brown shoes with a blue suit is a horrible look. Maybe burgundy, but NOT brown or tan.

by Anonymousreply 187June 11, 2022 8:49 PM

[bold] Welcome to the MAGAt FAGAt fawning elder-fan showcase right here, folks!

Where the only erections are insurrections.

by Anonymousreply 188June 11, 2022 8:52 PM

R181 any of them cousins!

by Anonymousreply 189June 11, 2022 8:59 PM

I have never met a Yaffie (Young Americans for Freedom) who wasn’t a semi-closeted Republican gay.

by Anonymousreply 190June 11, 2022 9:34 PM

Self-loathing Republican Gays will cut your throat to protect their own interests. They are the worst of all Republicans and that's a damn low bar 😠

by Anonymousreply 191June 11, 2022 9:39 PM

OP is a Nazi cocksucker. Self-loathing scum.

by Anonymousreply 192June 11, 2022 9:51 PM

Once upon a time: Bulging…

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by Anonymousreply 193June 11, 2022 10:43 PM

Lolz some Kate fanboi made this

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by Anonymousreply 194June 11, 2022 11:10 PM

Let's all suck Maddie's flaccid cock!

by Anonymousreply 195June 11, 2022 11:18 PM

I grew up in MAGAland. And I sucked a bunch of dick. Whether gay or straight lots of married MAGA guys like dudes on the side. I'm not saying most but some. I've lived it.

by Anonymousreply 196June 12, 2022 12:16 AM

With loyal Beowulf

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by Anonymousreply 197June 12, 2022 1:55 AM

Any takers for Cousin Stephen’s kittens 🥹🐱😻

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by Anonymousreply 198June 12, 2022 8:54 AM

R198: sweet kitties. I hope they’ll find good homes eventually

by Anonymousreply 199June 12, 2022 1:51 PM

Stephen can't handle that much pussy.

by Anonymousreply 200June 12, 2022 1:53 PM

R199 ikr my cousin lives in asheville and i'm tempted to tell her to get adopt from Stephen

by Anonymousreply 201June 12, 2022 1:54 PM

Preppie Maddie

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by Anonymousreply 202June 12, 2022 2:37 PM

Maddie this Maddie that This lil Nazi could've become the most successful onlyfans ID thanks to you toxic homos

by Anonymousreply 203June 12, 2022 2:41 PM

R204 How is it toxic to idolize a guy who is handsome and a staunch defender of American values?

although I’m more of a Cousin Stephen enjoyer btw haha Madison does look too much of my older brother and I’m not going down that route sksksks

by Anonymousreply 204June 12, 2022 3:51 PM

R203 I meant

by Anonymousreply 205June 12, 2022 3:52 PM

A dickless Nazi worship thread. Here, on The Data Lounge. How nice.

by Anonymousreply 206June 12, 2022 4:06 PM

Even if he bottoms, I don't want to see a guy with a dick like an overcooked Rigatoni.

by Anonymousreply 207June 12, 2022 4:33 PM

Cawthorne is on THESE guys' side, fawning MAGAt FAGAts:

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by Anonymousreply 208June 12, 2022 5:23 PM

^ The guy with the firm ass has a future in Nazi porn 😜

by Anonymousreply 209June 12, 2022 5:29 PM

Madison took a Libertarian position on gay marriage. He may have been terrible on other stuff but for his district and party not terrible on gays, R208. That's been pointed out several times here. He would not support those guys and issued no statement on that.

I'm sure the Republican who beat him is far worse on.gay issues.

by Anonymousreply 210June 12, 2022 5:34 PM

Is Maddie going to any Pride parades this month?

by Anonymousreply 211June 12, 2022 5:35 PM

@r210, All Republicans are scum, whatever the guy who beat Maddie position is on Gay Rights it won't be beneficial to Gays. Stop trying to make Maddie out to be some moderate on Gay Rights. He wasn't

by Anonymousreply 212June 12, 2022 5:41 PM

^ He got the endorsement of the Log Cabin Republicans in his first run, and even more telling, accepted it in that district.

by Anonymousreply 213June 12, 2022 6:14 PM

[R211] yes he would coz he knows that gay guys would lift him up from the wheelchair and teat him like a queen.

by Anonymousreply 214June 13, 2022 12:03 AM

R214 So you're saying gays leaning Republican can't intelligently decide who to support? I've met more wise and academically gifted Conservatives on campus than those who lean liberal.

by Anonymousreply 215June 13, 2022 2:09 AM

[R215] like Ron DeSantis?

by Anonymousreply 216June 13, 2022 2:21 AM

"wise and academically gifted Conservatives "

Siri, what is a oxymoron?

by Anonymousreply 217June 13, 2022 2:42 AM

Living off the land

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by Anonymousreply 218June 13, 2022 11:22 PM

Nom nom nom

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by Anonymousreply 219June 13, 2022 11:22 PM

Have you cum yet OP? Nom nom.

by Anonymousreply 220June 13, 2022 11:51 PM

Stones and Beowulf

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by Anonymousreply 221June 14, 2022 12:08 AM

2018

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by Anonymousreply 222June 14, 2022 1:32 PM

^ He's always had perky nips. Wonder why? Is there a genetic predisposition for pointy outstanding nips?

by Anonymousreply 223June 14, 2022 2:10 PM

That's the only thing perky about him.

by Anonymousreply 224June 14, 2022 2:49 PM

He is posting extreme 2nd Amendment video statements on IG now. You have to follow him to see them and they disappear after 24 hours. Guns, bro, guns.

Cousin Stephen is posting about 😸 kitties.

Just noting.

by Anonymousreply 225June 14, 2022 3:18 PM

Horsing around

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by Anonymousreply 226June 14, 2022 4:01 PM

Twist harder, Stephen. You need to hear the snapping sound.

by Anonymousreply 227June 14, 2022 4:06 PM

^ I think that's one of the handsome hangers-on, not Maddie. Lots of handsome hangers-on.

Those all act like children. The maturity level...

by Anonymousreply 228June 14, 2022 4:20 PM

R228: yes, a bunch of good looking men-boys, with Maddie as the center of focus

by Anonymousreply 229June 14, 2022 4:23 PM

Major gay face!

by Anonymousreply 230June 14, 2022 4:31 PM

R230: Gay face? Or Fresh face?!

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by Anonymousreply 231June 14, 2022 5:25 PM

Limp Nazi dick face.

by Anonymousreply 232June 14, 2022 5:27 PM

[quote]He is posting extreme 2nd Amendment video statements on IG now. You have to follow him to see them and they disappear after 24 hours. Guns, bro, guns.

I guess guns must seem very appealing to someone who's impotent and confined to a wheelchair.

by Anonymousreply 233June 14, 2022 5:53 PM

He'll be arrested for a mass shooting quite soon.

by Anonymousreply 234June 14, 2022 5:56 PM

Maddie has been a gun fan even before he went crippled. Confining to a wheelchair erodes his fragile masculinity and he's a crazy guy now

by Anonymousreply 235June 14, 2022 6:38 PM

is he still hiding in europe? did he side trip to dubai? did he get a pardon?

by Anonymousreply 236June 14, 2022 7:04 PM

[quote]Fuddi’s Slope

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by Anonymousreply 237June 14, 2022 10:43 PM

Fuddi?

by Anonymousreply 238June 14, 2022 10:46 PM

No citizen needs automatic weapons.

by Anonymousreply 239June 14, 2022 10:49 PM

R238: thanks for spotting my typo.

It’s actually ‘Fudds’’; here’s the link to the actual post

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by Anonymousreply 240June 14, 2022 11:12 PM

[quote] Slang term for a "casual" gun owner; eg; a person who typically only owns guns for hunting or shotgun sports and does not truly believe in the true premise of the second amendment. These people also generally treat owners/users of so called "non sporting" firearms like handguns or semiautomatic rifles with unwarranted scorn or contempt.

[quote]"See sonny, all those pistols in that cabinet... all thems is good for is killin people." -Example of ignorant comment from a fudd at a local gun shop. See also: Zumbo. by drgrant April 10, 2007

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by Anonymousreply 241June 14, 2022 11:14 PM

R231 Definitely gay face in that one…

Stephen has posted some gun love content as well at some points, I seem to remember. Though he just looks camp and adorable with a weapon in his hands, which is possibly not the desired effect.

Maddie’s decent into complete nuttiness is pretty much guaranteed at this point. Cousin would really be best to gently make his exit following the kittens.

by Anonymousreply 242June 14, 2022 11:47 PM

R242: this one reminds me of ‘Charlie’s Angels’, for some reason

Maybe it’s the way Cousin Stephen looking lithe in the sleeveless number, while the backward glance suggests feline agility and swag

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by Anonymousreply 243June 15, 2022 12:03 AM

^ Nah, he looks like a Gay guy trying to butch it up 😂

by Anonymousreply 244June 15, 2022 12:06 AM

Impromptu campfire

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by Anonymousreply 245June 15, 2022 12:56 AM

Anyone that says "Boogaloo" needs to be ended. And the low views on the pictures posted, tell me OP is 99% of the comments here.

by Anonymousreply 246June 15, 2022 12:59 AM

OP has a Nazi fetish. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 247June 15, 2022 1:02 AM

R243 He really got his butt thrusted outward there

by Anonymousreply 248June 15, 2022 12:17 PM

I wonder if Maddie would get jealous if another blonde alpha male started to make moves on Stephen

by Anonymousreply 249June 15, 2022 12:18 PM

@r248, Someone yelled, "Assume the position", and Stephen just reacted naturally 😂

by Anonymousreply 250June 15, 2022 12:49 PM

Maddie's back and OP finally met up with his Nazi deity

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by Anonymousreply 251June 15, 2022 1:00 PM

^ That's the worst I've ever seen Maddie dressed... Guess he just doesn't care anymore ☹️

by Anonymousreply 252June 15, 2022 1:16 PM

When did he get the tattoos?

by Anonymousreply 253June 15, 2022 1:41 PM

R263 He’s had them since ever.

Cousin Stephen also has tatts. He has a compass design on his upperback. Quite big.

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by Anonymousreply 254June 15, 2022 2:49 PM

Imagine Maddie hotwifing Stephen to other hot Republican bros

by Anonymousreply 255June 15, 2022 2:51 PM

"He has a compass design on his upperback. Quite big. "

Does Maddie need directions to his ass? 🤔

by Anonymousreply 256June 15, 2022 3:51 PM

It's instructions on how to remove the feces from his dead asshole.

by Anonymousreply 257June 15, 2022 4:07 PM

I thought Maddy was the bottom?

by Anonymousreply 258June 15, 2022 4:37 PM

If he had any political nous whatsoever he would have resigned by now.

by Anonymousreply 259June 15, 2022 4:47 PM

[quote]That's the worst I've ever seen Maddie dressed... Guess he just doesn't care anymore

Worse than THIS?

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by Anonymousreply 260June 15, 2022 9:27 PM

lol like a fetlife pic.

by Anonymousreply 261June 15, 2022 9:41 PM

@r260, Maddie was on a cruise and had a hard time finding a bra that fit properly

by Anonymousreply 262June 15, 2022 9:47 PM

Omg @ r251

by Anonymousreply 263June 16, 2022 12:15 AM

Border issues and human trafficking

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by Anonymousreply 264June 16, 2022 12:18 AM

R259: but that would make him seem like a quitter, and an indirect admission of ‘guilt’ wouldn’t it?

I think he’s rather ambitious, and it wouldn’t surprise me if he tried to mount a comeback in future. He’s still popular with the younger crowd, ie the Young Republicans on Campus type, and not just white kids, but students of color too.

And this is one area the GOP has been historically weak, so Maddie still has ‘use value’, politically speaking

by Anonymousreply 265June 16, 2022 12:30 AM

He's not going to mount anything.

by Anonymousreply 266June 16, 2022 12:37 AM

Lolz Maddie has been dethroned as America’s Fave Republican Villain

There’s a New Republican Bad Boy in town, y’all!

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by Anonymousreply 267June 16, 2022 7:05 AM

^ What harsh reality politics is: a person isn’t even officially gone, but he’s already being replaced and edged out of the picture

by Anonymousreply 268June 16, 2022 7:06 AM

[quote]What harsh reality politics is: a person isn’t even officially gone, but he’s already being replaced and edged out of the picture

At least he still has Cousin Stephen.

by Anonymousreply 269June 16, 2022 7:10 AM

R269: oh I hope so. It’s in times of adversity that you find out who your true friends are

by Anonymousreply 270June 16, 2022 7:17 AM

You know you’re HOT when John Oliver slams you

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by Anonymousreply 271June 16, 2022 7:23 AM

What’s with brown shortie boots with suits? It’s weird seeing all of them staying on trend.

by Anonymousreply 272June 16, 2022 8:19 AM

R272: brown shoes yes, but where are you seeing the brown shortie boots? Care to point out the specific pic[s]?

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by Anonymousreply 273June 16, 2022 8:36 AM

Wondering if he's still living with Stephen?

by Anonymousreply 274June 16, 2022 3:19 PM

R273 "Just pretend this plastic bottle is my hard dick. Does that work for you?"

by Anonymousreply 275June 16, 2022 3:29 PM

All those arm workouts and Maddie the Mad can't wheel himself? Lazy princess.

by Anonymousreply 276June 16, 2022 4:34 PM

^ Not to mention electric wheel chairs have been a thing for some time

by Anonymousreply 277June 16, 2022 5:01 PM

He LOVES being constantly attended to. He's a BIG BOSSY BOTTOM.

by Anonymousreply 278June 16, 2022 5:16 PM

R273 "Push it! Push it REAL good! Ah, push it! Ah, push it! Get up on this! Ah, push it! Get up on this! Ow, baby, baby!"

by Anonymousreply 279June 17, 2022 2:51 PM

Cousin Stephen likes pushing it. It bonds them and signals a special relationship (husband and wife cousins). But seriously I am sure he enjoys doing it because he clearly adores Madison.

by Anonymousreply 280June 17, 2022 3:26 PM

[R279] I really want to see them cuddling in bed while Maddie calling Steven his personal fag caregiver

by Anonymousreply 281June 17, 2022 3:31 PM

[R280] A dumb jock like Maddie is every gay kid's wet dream. Stephen used to work in the 'hospitality' industry and obviously he doesn't complained about taking care of Maddie while getting paid 🙂

by Anonymousreply 282June 17, 2022 3:35 PM

But he's only half a man.

by Anonymousreply 283June 17, 2022 3:40 PM

I'm fantasizing that Stephen takes Maddie out on his "runs." Maddie runs 5 miles a day, wheeled by his devoted body servant Stephen, both of them wearing only skimpy nylon jogging shorts, chests glistening, Maddie exhorting Stephen on the steep, mountainous hills, "Faster, Bro, FASTER!!" Great exercise.

by Anonymousreply 284June 17, 2022 3:46 PM

Have you cum yet, OP De-fucktard?

by Anonymousreply 285June 17, 2022 3:50 PM

^ This is him thinking about Maddie 😂

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by Anonymousreply 286June 17, 2022 4:38 PM

When things were simpler: the Cawthorn brothers getting their Bunnies on

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by Anonymousreply 287June 18, 2022 8:50 AM

^ I just realised that it’s also the Wendy Williams notorious ‘How you doing’ hand gestures…

by Anonymousreply 288June 18, 2022 8:52 AM

R181 None of them are republicans, in fact one of them has pronouns in bio and the fugly neo "pride flag" with the trans colors in their profile.

R179 He's not republican, stop lying.

by Anonymousreply 289June 18, 2022 10:20 AM

I'm liberal as fuck but only by the fact that gay republicans don't push "women have penis and men have vaginas" nonsense like the other (most) liberals I (unfortunately) like them more.

by Anonymousreply 290June 18, 2022 10:29 AM

An actual gay republican.

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by Anonymousreply 291June 18, 2022 10:32 AM

Whenever I see, "gay republican" the only thing that comes to mind is, "Jews for Hitler" 🤮

by Anonymousreply 292June 18, 2022 10:40 AM

R292 "Everything I don't like is hitler!"

It's because of insane liberals like you they will lose the midterms this year.

by Anonymousreply 293June 18, 2022 10:44 AM

A gay Republican couple: Garrett Bewkes and husband Bradley

Garrett is the publisher of the conservative mag, National Review, so a celebrity of sorts in the publishing circle

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by Anonymousreply 294June 18, 2022 10:44 AM

The National Review

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by Anonymousreply 295June 18, 2022 10:46 AM

@r293, I don't like you, you little Nazi faggot 😠

by Anonymousreply 296June 18, 2022 10:48 AM

They got married at a TWA Hotel?

How unglamorous.

by Anonymousreply 297June 18, 2022 10:48 AM

^ The National Review represents the moderate wing of the GOP. They would love to see Trump disappear. DeSantis is another story.

by Anonymousreply 298June 18, 2022 10:50 AM

R294 They're cute. But they're moderate, they are almost democrats.

Unlike this gay republican dilf (with glasses), he's full republican.

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by Anonymousreply 299June 18, 2022 11:01 AM

R297: quite Picture Perfect though

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by Anonymousreply 300June 18, 2022 11:02 AM

R299: he’s cute. Who’s he?

by Anonymousreply 301June 18, 2022 11:03 AM

R301 He's just a gay republican that I found on FB. his name is Paden Wallace.

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by Anonymousreply 302June 18, 2022 11:13 AM

Ok, not gay but have a gay republican friend. He's looks like a more muscular Madison.

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by Anonymousreply 303June 18, 2022 11:29 AM

Ok, not gay but have a gay republican friend. He's looks like a more muscular Madison.

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by Anonymousreply 304June 18, 2022 11:32 AM

^ He looks like a Nazi poster boy 😂

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by Anonymousreply 305June 18, 2022 11:33 AM

R303:: Dr Saunders looks really *Aryan*, almost like a parody

by Anonymousreply 306June 18, 2022 11:39 AM

Nazi poster boy

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by Anonymousreply 307June 18, 2022 11:46 AM

A little lamb

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by Anonymousreply 308June 18, 2022 12:55 PM

Every mofo should have 5 guns and a little lamb.

by Anonymousreply 309June 18, 2022 12:59 PM

Mary had a little lamb She also had a duck She put them on the mantlepiece To see if they would fcuk

by Anonymousreply 310June 18, 2022 1:00 PM

Right after that picture was taken Stephen tossed the lamb up in the air and Maddie shot it

by Anonymousreply 311June 18, 2022 1:07 PM

It's called lamb shootin.

by Anonymousreply 312June 18, 2022 1:07 PM

Maddie looked like an innocent human-puppy before he stepped into politics. I would've loved him if he never got elected, never posted nonsense on his Twitter. Watching Stephen's ' My gay-curious cousin and me' Vlogs can be enjoyable.

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by Anonymousreply 313June 18, 2022 1:23 PM

^ He looked like a fag

by Anonymousreply 314June 18, 2022 1:26 PM

R279, The TWA Hotel is in the old TWA terminal at JFK, a famous building designed by Eero Saarinen, who also designed other iconic structures like the terminal at Dulles and the St Louis arch. Looks cool from the room pics.

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by Anonymousreply 315June 18, 2022 1:42 PM

R315: it looks quite fun actually

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by Anonymousreply 316June 18, 2022 1:48 PM

Festive

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by Anonymousreply 317June 18, 2022 1:50 PM

Stephen loves him

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by Anonymousreply 318June 18, 2022 1:50 PM

I love the random, poorly dressed tourists on their phones in the background in the pic at R316.

by Anonymousreply 319June 18, 2022 1:56 PM

Stephen loves him and leaves him @R318.

by Anonymousreply 320June 18, 2022 2:04 PM

OP, proud Nazi apologist.

by Anonymousreply 321June 18, 2022 4:45 PM

[quote]it looks quite fun actually

It looks like THE place for douche bros to go do douchey things.

by Anonymousreply 322June 18, 2022 6:26 PM

Gay republican serving in B&W.

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by Anonymousreply 323June 18, 2022 9:47 PM

Gay republican serving in color.

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by Anonymousreply 324June 18, 2022 10:50 PM

Poor Cousin Stephen is kinda forced to being the top

by Anonymousreply 325June 18, 2022 11:42 PM

His hands wurk!

by Anonymousreply 326June 18, 2022 11:47 PM

Cousin Stephen has ugly teeth but he could be probably pulling dick all he wants. No way he withholds for the cripple cousin. I bet Maddy like to watch.

by Anonymousreply 327June 19, 2022 1:46 AM

R327 That’s what I’ve been saying. I just know Maddie loves hotwifing Stephen and watching

by Anonymousreply 328June 19, 2022 5:46 AM

R327 & R328: that sounds hot!

by Anonymousreply 329June 19, 2022 8:26 AM

Maddie barking orders to the top to fuck Stephen HARDER HARDER HARDER strangle his neck, pinch his nips, spank his cheeks, slap his face a bit

by Anonymousreply 330June 19, 2022 8:31 AM

^ Calm down, before you bust something...

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by Anonymousreply 331June 19, 2022 8:44 AM

Black lobster soup in the wild anyone?

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by Anonymousreply 332June 19, 2022 8:59 AM

^AND future President!!!!! Dreamboat! Roll, Maddy, Roll!!!

by Anonymousreply 333June 19, 2022 10:24 AM

Food, the true signifier of Love

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by Anonymousreply 334June 19, 2022 11:20 AM

I'm getting the idea that Maddie's smile is every bit as fake as that of his hero, Donnie Trump.

by Anonymousreply 335June 19, 2022 11:49 AM

^ Everything about our Maddie is fake

by Anonymousreply 336June 19, 2022 11:53 AM

Maddie can open a restaurant. It seems that he enjoys making fries and burgers. At least serving food might be the only good thing he would do to people. As for Stephen, he can be a kitchen helper!

by Anonymousreply 337June 19, 2022 1:10 PM

^ChikFilA management is the only thing he's got left. Like I said, miles above, somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 338June 19, 2022 1:14 PM

There is only one future business venture for Mads.

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by Anonymousreply 339June 19, 2022 2:01 PM

[R335] That's typical American smile and yeah it's fake

by Anonymousreply 340June 19, 2022 3:16 PM

I wonder what would happen if Stephen threatened to leave him? Would Maddie resort to intimidation and physical violence? 💪

by Anonymousreply 341June 19, 2022 3:38 PM

SMILE!

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by Anonymousreply 342June 19, 2022 9:45 PM

He does know about doody...

by Anonymousreply 343June 19, 2022 11:34 PM

Oh no, another Madison Cawthorn in the making.

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by Anonymousreply 344June 20, 2022 12:52 AM

R334 It's hilarious that he is wearing a Naval Academy shirt.

by Anonymousreply 345June 20, 2022 12:55 AM

[R334] Not even a rough-made dupe. Maddie has a Hollywood face

by Anonymousreply 346June 20, 2022 2:49 AM

[R341] All Maddie needs to do is just to text cousin Stephen on Snapchat, Hi babe I know you miss this

by Anonymousreply 347June 20, 2022 2:54 AM

[quote] Maddie has a Hollywood face

So did Lon Chaney.

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by Anonymousreply 348June 20, 2022 6:45 AM

Aim and Laugh

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by Anonymousreply 349June 20, 2022 6:49 AM

"Derp! Ize doin computerz."

by Anonymousreply 350June 20, 2022 6:53 AM

[quote]Without a Man

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by Anonymousreply 351June 20, 2022 7:59 AM

Back in February

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by Anonymousreply 352June 22, 2022 5:11 AM

Is he still a crip?

by Anonymousreply 353June 22, 2022 5:22 AM

Now and forever.

by Anonymousreply 354June 22, 2022 5:45 AM

Message from Maddie’s Log Cabin buddie, Rick

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by Anonymousreply 355June 22, 2022 6:06 AM

Will they play Pin the Tail on the Rino?

by Anonymousreply 356June 22, 2022 6:10 AM

Hunks and Babes

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by Anonymousreply 357June 22, 2022 7:54 AM

^ Young MAGAts Society 😂

by Anonymousreply 358June 22, 2022 7:57 AM

Only mouth-breathing hillbillies would wear those shoes with those outfits at r352.

by Anonymousreply 359June 22, 2022 1:30 PM

^Guilty as charged, mon ami...

by Anonymousreply 360June 22, 2022 2:09 PM

Having second thoughts:

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by Anonymousreply 361June 22, 2022 2:10 PM

It seems like it’s an old interview, done one month after Jan 6

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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes · Jun 20 Replying to @patriottakes This interview is about a month after the Capitol riot, a rare window before the official narrative set in.

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by Anonymousreply 362June 22, 2022 2:40 PM

It’s an old interview from last year.

Why is Queerty presenting it like it just happened? And made it seem as if Maddie had a change of mind about President Trump after he’d been defeated?

I mean, you can hate on him for his politics. But this kind of ‘reporting’ is just downright deceptive and dishonest

by Anonymousreply 363June 22, 2022 2:47 PM

Mads doesn't have second thoughts. He doesn't have first thoughts.

by Anonymousreply 364June 22, 2022 3:12 PM

Queerty is a rag. They do things like this all the time.

by Anonymousreply 365June 22, 2022 4:08 PM

Latest.....

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by Anonymousreply 366June 22, 2022 8:26 PM

I think it's rather cute Madison refers to Stephen as his little brother.

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by Anonymousreply 367June 23, 2022 9:48 AM

Also why does it makes so much sense that Mad is a dog person and Stephen is a cat person 🐶🐱

by Anonymousreply 368June 23, 2022 9:49 AM

R359 Madison's from Hendersonville and Stephen's from Asheville... how the fuck are they hillbillies

by Anonymousreply 369June 23, 2022 9:54 AM

Cousins who fuck = Hillbillies

by Anonymousreply 370June 23, 2022 9:57 AM

R370 Funny thing is you can easily find someone who've had experiences with their cousins in say upstate New York or California. Y'all just saying that because they're from the South and y'all have prejudices you picked up from media.

by Anonymousreply 371June 23, 2022 12:16 PM

Living in Western North Carolina and having flunked out of Bible College means you're a hillbilly, Asheville or not. And Hendersonville? You MUST be joking.

by Anonymousreply 372June 23, 2022 12:22 PM

@r371, Y'all are off your nut. I'm from Atlanta, an hour south of where they filmed "Deliverance". I've spent a lot of time working in eastern Tennessee/western North Carolina and the minute you get outside the cities you're in cousin-fucking hillbilly territory. You can put all the lipstick you want on Maddie and Stephen, pretty sure they'd like it, but they're still hillbillies

- r370

by Anonymousreply 373June 23, 2022 12:30 PM

Maddie is now posting endless IG shit against gun control and the RINOS who support it. He's made his choice as to where he's going to try and make his cum-back. He's a moron. Regardless of his authentic sexual orientation there's enough evidence of playing around sexually with his clearly GAY cousin. Who is clearly also the only consistent and long term intimate relationship at this point. I don't know what he thinks the long term plan is here.

Stephen looks like he lives next door to the cookie factory. That boy can't hide it.

by Anonymousreply 374June 23, 2022 12:51 PM

Many experiment with their cousins early on if you are close.

by Anonymousreply 375June 23, 2022 12:54 PM

^ Yes, but then they turn 15 and move on to unrelated people

by Anonymousreply 376June 23, 2022 12:56 PM

Our Maddie is showing a bit of a gut in R51's pic!

by Anonymousreply 377June 23, 2022 1:02 PM

Three key words about Maddie: Good-looking, Gun lover , hillbilly Stephen: Into Masc, gay, hillbilly

by Anonymousreply 378June 23, 2022 5:28 PM

[quote]Y'all just saying that because they're from the South and y'all have prejudices you picked up from media.

I'm assuming this is a parody post.

by Anonymousreply 379June 23, 2022 6:42 PM

There is nothing funny about a far right-wing date rapist idiot who can't get hard and will spend the rest of his life having to be cared for like an infant.

by Anonymousreply 380June 23, 2022 6:52 PM

Stephen is the cheerleader to Maddie the ex-jock. Sounds like a cheerleader's dream; Maddie wouldn't go for it if he weren't disabled.

by Anonymousreply 381June 23, 2022 6:56 PM

R378 must be Maddie, can't count worth shit.

by Anonymousreply 382June 23, 2022 6:58 PM

Swalwell Shade

Funny.

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by Anonymousreply 383June 23, 2022 7:32 PM

I find Swalwell to be a postering blowhard.

by Anonymousreply 384June 23, 2022 8:16 PM

And Maddie is a hard cocked intellectual.

by Anonymousreply 385June 23, 2022 8:18 PM

[quote] a postering blowhard.

So he puts up posters?

by Anonymousreply 386June 23, 2022 8:23 PM

[R381] Cousin Stephen must've gloated over the fact that maddie is crippled so that he have an opportunity to take care of him.

by Anonymousreply 387June 23, 2022 8:44 PM

@r383, I love Eric to death, but he's too passive. I would have wrote... "While you're posting stupid Tweets I'm face-fucking your cousin Stephen" 😛

by Anonymousreply 388June 23, 2022 8:51 PM

Democrats have to have decorum. Republicans do not.

by Anonymousreply 389June 23, 2022 8:53 PM

Love this...

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by Anonymousreply 390June 23, 2022 9:04 PM

It's only a matter of time before there is a North Carolina Community Theater production of this gem starring Mads and Stephen.

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by Anonymousreply 391June 23, 2022 9:12 PM

^ I think Maddie sees himself as this.

Stephen as Elizabeth Taylor.

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by Anonymousreply 392June 23, 2022 9:48 PM

I doubt Maddie has enough self-awareness to see himself as anything other then dude-bro Congressman and his band of merry dude-bro assistants. They're like a bunch of teenagers who fell into a pot of golden shit

by Anonymousreply 393June 23, 2022 9:54 PM

Sociopaths don't see themselves as other people.

by Anonymousreply 394June 23, 2022 9:58 PM

We need a Madison Cawthorn Crotchgate Electric Boogaloo, The LOST Boys Club, Part 6 soon right?

by Anonymousreply 395June 23, 2022 10:19 PM

Any news about Stephen? is he raising up cats with maddie now

by Anonymousreply 396June 23, 2022 10:44 PM

^ Yep, Stephen raises cats and Maddie uses them for target practice

by Anonymousreply 397June 23, 2022 10:50 PM

Maddie hates highly-educated people. #Hillbilly4hillbilly

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by Anonymousreply 398June 24, 2022 3:26 AM

Bitch, watch your tongue. Don't you know Maddie was highly educated in his childhood den watching TV and gained all his experience in a high level position as a Customer Service Representative at Chick-Fil-A?

by Anonymousreply 399June 24, 2022 3:33 AM

[quote]We need a Madison Cawthorn Crotchgate Electric Boogaloo, The LOST Boys Club, Part 6 soon right?

No. This one is nowhere near 600 posts.

by Anonymousreply 400June 24, 2022 5:27 AM

1999 more opportunities for the sad Log Cabinettes to drool over his dead-eye stares, puppet smiles and brick-shit-impacted anus.

by Anonymousreply 401June 24, 2022 5:41 AM

Honestly I think the suggestion that Maddie open a restaurant is cute. Maddie will be the head chef, and Stephen - who's always cheerful and smiling - makes a good host.

by Anonymousreply 402June 24, 2022 6:26 AM

^ I'm sure Lauren Boebert is available with tips on how to get started in the restaurant biz 🙄

by Anonymousreply 403June 24, 2022 6:29 AM

Yep, call it "Face-Fuckers Bar & Grill" 😜

by Anonymousreply 404June 24, 2022 6:31 AM

Little brother is always behind Big brother

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by Anonymousreply 405June 24, 2022 8:10 AM

And Little Brother means business!

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by Anonymousreply 406June 24, 2022 8:11 AM

^ I bet he let out a little scream after shooting the big noisy gun 😂

by Anonymousreply 407June 24, 2022 8:18 AM

Family and close friends are everything

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by Anonymousreply 408June 24, 2022 11:57 AM

^ Bros before hos

by Anonymousreply 409June 24, 2022 12:09 PM

^ father, brother, cousin, and staffer.

by Anonymousreply 410June 24, 2022 12:18 PM

^ He's a hillbilly all his bros are related

by Anonymousreply 411June 24, 2022 12:20 PM

Cousin= Caregiver-cumdump

by Anonymousreply 412June 24, 2022 10:04 PM

Isn't Cousin Stephen the cumdumpER? I mean Maddy isn't necessarily equipped for dumping duties. Except into a shitbag.

by Anonymousreply 413June 24, 2022 10:08 PM

^ He seems to like to pretend a lot... On video

by Anonymousreply 414June 24, 2022 10:19 PM

Maybe Maddie uses a strap-on.

by Anonymousreply 415June 25, 2022 12:36 AM

Asian fanboi

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by Anonymousreply 416June 25, 2022 1:49 AM

^ Maddie wouldn't fuck that guy for all the tea in China

by Anonymousreply 417June 25, 2022 1:53 AM

Maddie isn't fucking anyone. He gets fucked.

by Anonymousreply 418June 25, 2022 1:57 AM

^ Well, he's slamming something into cousin Stephen's face and cousin Stephen seems to like it 😛

by Anonymousreply 419June 25, 2022 2:15 AM

A limp dick. That was foreplay. After, Maddie road him like a kid's first time on a roller coaster

by Anonymousreply 420June 25, 2022 2:20 AM

^ Hi, Stephen 😉

by Anonymousreply 421June 25, 2022 2:31 AM

Bates Motel realness

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by Anonymousreply 422June 25, 2022 8:52 AM

A rare sartorial mishap

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by Anonymousreply 423June 25, 2022 10:50 AM

R418 Someone upthread said prostate action was important for guys in wheelchairs.

by Anonymousreply 424June 25, 2022 6:43 PM

There's that dick shot.

by Anonymousreply 425June 25, 2022 6:44 PM

Puppy love

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by Anonymousreply 426June 26, 2022 6:08 AM

Where's Cousin Stephen in all this?

by Anonymousreply 427June 26, 2022 6:10 AM

And a not so usually seen look into his kitchen

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by Anonymousreply 428June 26, 2022 6:10 AM

^ That's not his kitchen, that's his momma's kitchen

by Anonymousreply 429June 26, 2022 6:13 AM

R427: the problem is, many of these pictures seem to be taken by Cousin Stephen, hence the no show

by Anonymousreply 430June 26, 2022 6:17 AM

Just push that sleazy lying motherfucker into the Potomac. Everyone hates him anyway.

by Anonymousreply 431June 26, 2022 6:19 AM

My God just tip him over already

by Anonymousreply 432June 26, 2022 6:22 AM

Lay him on his back and watch him struggle like a turtle 😂

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by Anonymousreply 433June 26, 2022 6:27 AM

Another unfortunate sartorial choice: even a tie wouldn’t have saved him, I don’t think [re: DL’s divided opinions on men in business settings without ties]

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by Anonymousreply 434June 26, 2022 8:19 AM

Ex wifey found new love. This picture is serving Britney and her new boy toy realness

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by Anonymousreply 435June 26, 2022 8:35 AM

^ sorry something went wrong. Here it is again

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by Anonymousreply 436June 26, 2022 8:37 AM

R434, that's standard middle class Southern Baptist Sunday going to meeting dress in the South now. A tie would be considered overdoing it.

I know you bitchez have trouble understanding Southern culture but the Southern Baptists are the respectable middle class church in the South. Independent Baptists and Pentecostals are usually lower class. Catholics are immigrants (Hispanics now) and descendants of older immigrant groups to the South (Italians, Slovaks etc.). What he's wearing is perfect in that culture.

by Anonymousreply 437June 26, 2022 9:41 AM

" What he's wearing is perfect in that culture. "

Southern, hillbilly, Sunday go to meetin', cousin-fucking, redneck culture... Yep

by Anonymousreply 438June 26, 2022 10:02 AM

I noted the old guy has a tie. That's OK buy he looks like a dorky old fashioned guy. That's acceptable for him but not for a cool young guy like Maddie. The guy in background has on jeans. He would be viewed as trashy, bless his heart, but Maddie cuts it perfectly down the middle for your modern evangelical church in the South.

I'm a Southern mixed race Catholic so I'm outside the system and can make these types of observations as an outsider.

by Anonymousreply 439June 26, 2022 10:36 AM

^ my point being that Maddie is in costume. He knows how to dress for the role of respectable Christian. Given that there is some evidence he and Cousin Stephen engage in some sort of homosexual action I just wonder how he reconciles it.

Also he's good at costumes in general, guns, etc. Being photogenic was much of the appeal.

by Anonymousreply 440June 26, 2022 10:46 AM

Basically Cousin Stephen dress Maddie up everyday like a Ken doll.

by Anonymousreply 441June 26, 2022 10:49 AM

Somebody need to take this guy down.

There really are no words.

[quote]Democrats haven’t been this upset since we freed the slaves. — Madison Cawthorn (@CawthornforNC) June 24, 2022 "

by Anonymousreply 442June 26, 2022 2:12 PM

^ This is the product of home schooling 🙄

by Anonymousreply 443June 26, 2022 3:31 PM

I wonder how many of Stephen's loads Maddie has swallowed at this point? I bet he doesn't have a gag reflex at all anymore.

by Anonymousreply 444June 26, 2022 4:49 PM

yeah, he's getting a book or fox or something. not he last we've heard from him.

by Anonymousreply 445June 26, 2022 4:58 PM

Stephen will find a daddy of his own and Kyle Rittenhouse will be Maddie's new guy.

by Anonymousreply 446June 26, 2022 6:02 PM

^ Kyle Rittenhouse can't even scrub his own ass 🤮

by Anonymousreply 447June 26, 2022 6:06 PM

[quote]Ex wifey found new love. This picture is serving Britney and her new boy toy realness.

She must be thrilled to have a lovah who can actually get it up.

by Anonymousreply 448June 26, 2022 6:18 PM

[quote]Democrats haven’t been this upset since we freed the slaves. — Madison Cawthorn (@CawthornforNC) June 24, 2022 "

Normally, it would be difficult for me not to feel at least some sympathy for a young guy who's now confined to a wheelchair. Maddie makes it pretty easy, though.

by Anonymousreply 449June 26, 2022 6:22 PM

R447 Actually Kyle and Milo both will be assigned to Maddie's care, and the poor guy will have to watch as Kyle and Milo hate fuck.

by Anonymousreply 450June 26, 2022 6:25 PM

R450 Probably with a two-headed dildo, since they are both clearly total bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 451June 26, 2022 6:52 PM

I feel bad for Cousin Stephen because he seems to really wanna be a bottom. But his relationship doesn't allow it.

by Anonymousreply 452June 26, 2022 11:17 PM

[quote]I feel bad for Cousin Stephen because he seems to really wanna be a bottom.

He no doubt finds opportunities elsewhere, when he's not cleaning up after Maddie.

by Anonymousreply 453June 27, 2022 1:24 AM

[R449] Maddie is a rare case that I really want to hate-fuck for nights, that lil punk needs to be taught a lesson.

by Anonymousreply 454June 27, 2022 3:15 AM

He's just so unmanly he's unattractive. He's like fem in a political way

by Anonymousreply 455June 27, 2022 3:20 AM

I don't think he would get 5 threads if he's unattractive. Maddie and cousin Stephen are definitely sexy yet they need to be re-educated. I'd like to subscribe patron if there's any good erotica about their re-education.

by Anonymousreply 456June 27, 2022 3:34 AM

Will you whores please stop lusting after this defective Nazi loser and his twinky Nazi cousin already?

He's not going to fuck you. He can't - his dick don't work, idiots.

by Anonymousreply 457June 27, 2022 3:35 AM

His dick works. He said that for claiming more compensation. He has been a liar.

by Anonymousreply 458June 27, 2022 4:02 AM

I bet Stephen likes to jizz on Maddie's pretty face.

by Anonymousreply 459June 27, 2022 4:27 AM

Cousin Stephen has a template guy face

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by Anonymousreply 460June 27, 2022 10:11 PM
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