Madison Cawthorn: Crotchgate Electric Boogaloo, The LOST Boys Club, Part 5

Part 4

So they do brown shoes with black suits now??

In Op's picture...

Maddie to Trump: "God, your fingers really are short and stubby"

Cousin Stephen to Maddie: "Please stop talking, please"

OMG.

^ link

Jesus the brown shoes with the navy suit is so bumpkin 😂😂😂

Brown with navy is OK now, but with black is NOT.

He lost the primary. Time for us all to forget this incredibly handsome man ever existed and to never talk about him again.

Haha look at me I made a funny.

Pre ‘Lost Boys Club’: long road ahead

Two hot homocitas!

Why does Maddie have a hatchet in his lap in R9’s photo? Is he about to go all “Lizzie Borden” on his parents?

My take on OP's photo is that Maddy is fucking mesmerized by that snake oil salesman, his friend in the middle is amused, and Stephen is enamored with how mesmerized Cousin-Wife is.

Why is DL obsessed with this cripple?

Is everyone in the damned picture wearing brown shoes and black suits but Sitler? WTF?

Well it looks to me like:

Maddie is in a dark navy blue suit

Chief of Staff Blake Harp is in a charcoal gray suit

And Cousin Stephen is in a sort of in between black and dark blue suit

I wasn’t going to post this [to avoid unnecessary trauma/triggering]

But since there seems to be some questions concerning colors, this image, taken on the same occasion, gives a better idea

Anything NEW with Hot Wheels?

ANYTHING aside from these old photos?

What's he doing? Suicidal?

Oh, he comes up with new shit every day.

Yeah, Sitler's posse is wearing worn brown shoes and the same belts they wear with jeans, all with black suits.

Poo Shoe Brown. I might have known it would be Poo Shoe Brown.

R17: the alleged insider trading of crypto coins is still ongoing

Pant legs are also way too long....

Where is Madysyn going to be in 10 years? Aaron Schock territory, right?

Maddie looks positively dickmatized!

Re: the story posted at r17

[quote] One story from that period concerned potential insider trading. As the Washington Examiner reported in late April, Cawthorn made an Instagram post on Dec. 29, 2021, which suggested that … let’s see here … that a kind of cryptocurrency named for the slogan “Let’s Go Brandon,” which is code for “Fuck Joe Biden” because of something that happened at a NASCAR race, was about to go “to the moon,” which is an online bro thing to say about your cryptocurrency or “stonk.” What a world.

All these reports said the date for Maddie’s statement of going to the moon is Dec 29 2021, and 29th is very important, because it preceded the announcement made by NASCAR driver Brandon Brown about the sponsorship on 30th, hence implying a private/privileged knowledge on Maddie’s part.

Yet if you go back to the actual Instagram post, the date is 30th December: 30th both for the pic posted by the Crypto boss, James Koutoulas, as well as the comment by Maddie:

Maddie’s Moon comment

Link to James’s post

Would there be some genre of gay wheelchair porn that the Roller Nazi could become involved in?

She sure likes to have her pix taken…..A LOT.

Blue suits brown shoes are quite in among younger men

[quote] There was a time when office workers may as well have glued themselves into a pair of black Oxfords, such was the strict ‘no brown shoes’ rule at most city firms. However, a general loosening of workplace dress codes over the last few years has found previously tethered employees reaching for new sartorial avenues.

[quote]These days, few 9-5 combinations top the appeal of a navy suit worn with these formerly outlawed brown shoes. The two complement each other perfectly, appearing smart but substantially less formal than black lace-ups with a similarly toned suit.

[quote]This is suiting you can take to post-work pints or into the weekend without feeling like you’re over-dressed for the occasion.

DL Anti-Fave Senator Josh Hawley and Mayor of Kansas City Quinton Lucas are both fans of the blue suits-brown shoes combo

Nobody said blue suits and brown shoes were bad (now). But black suits are bad period, much less with freaking brown shoes. Standards continue to decline.

@r16, "But since there seems to be some questions concerning colors"

Yep, everybody is white like it should be in Republican world 😏

@r13, "Why is DL obsessed with this cripple?"

Incestuous hillbilly Gay boys is just too luscious of a topic to be ignored 😛

OP here. As I’m quite obsessed with clothes and colors, I want to explore a bit further the ‘black vs dark blue’ suits issue that has arisen.

If you are interested in neither, please kindly ignore this and the following post.

Okay, first let’s establish black vs dark navy blue, seen online across different devices and platforms. Problematic, I know, but this pic of President Biden provides a good illustration:

Black: his mask, socks and shoes

Dark navy blue: his suit

And since both are in the same picture, it supplies a reliable guide

So, using the above pic of President Biden as a benchmark for Black vs Dark navy blue, let’s turn to

R33: [quote] Nobody said blue suits and brown shoes were bad (now). But black suits are bad period, much less with freaking brown shoes. Standards continue to decline

I’ve checked various versions of these pictures when the Cawthorns visited the White House, and I didn’t find a single *black* suit in them

Take this one, and let’s use Kevin McCarthy’s suit [on the extreme left] which is clearly dark navy blue, as a point of reference.

The suits of Maddie, President Trump, and Maddie’s father are of a similar dark navy blue.

Blake’s is charcoal gray.

The one closest to black is Cousin Stephen’s, and it seems like his jacket and pants are of two different tones. Even then it’s clearly grayish black, rather than outright black black.

Nothing comes close to the kind of black resembling President Biden’s mask, socks and shoes at r36

Okay, color/suit discussion over

OK OP, how about this: Cawthorn is the only one whose brown shoes are a decent match for his suit (one of several ill-fitting numbers in the room of indeterminate dark blue hue). And the Sitler posse's belts are HORRENDOUS and have no possible explanation or excuse or dithering or whatever.

5 threads in, admit it, you guys are OBSESSED with him. All you anti-MAGA screamers would suck him dry in seconds, irrespective of his disability or political affiliations. Some of you have even had a tug to that shitty video clip of him with his cousin.

R38: not surprising that Maddie’s shoe choice seems the best, as I’ve always thought he’s a sharp dresser

And not afraid to push the boundaries from time to time lolzx

Sucking a noodle would be dry indeed.

@r40, He looks like a used car salesman 😂

His parents are rich, he can afford nice clothes, and also very expensive guns to surrender to the cops at the airport.

False, r7. Brown with navy is for chavs and barrow boys.

I'm not saying I would do it.

Blue suits and brown shoes are so 'Details' magazine 1994.

More updates

It seems as though he doesn’t take a bad picture, no matter what he’s wearing

From another thread...

Maddie and Stephen before they were famous😂

So true r48, so true. Another memorizing thing about him is his eyes. I like to stare into them because it is sooooo freaky at the right angle.

To me, if you stare deeply, I see almost complete madness. But that isn’t even what scares me; I also seeing cunning. We underestimate this man at our own peril. No doubt he has no formal education and he is a bigot of the highest order, but he is quite intelligent, and he’s adept at counter-strikes and defense in politics. He is revving them up, priming them for violence.

Tell me if you don’t see the intelligence and crazy inside his eyes.

Nice shoes

Arch enemy #1, whose fate is likely to be intertwined with Maddie’s, for a very long time to come

Cry more

Good work

[quote] DEMOCRATS BEAT CAWTHORN

[quote]BY THOMAS MILLS | JUN 1, 2022 | EDITOR'S BLOG | 12 COMMENTS

[quote] According to a report by the AP, Democrats, not Republicans, beat Madison Cawthorn in the GOP primary in NC-11. Their analysis shows that 5,400 of the early votes came from people who voted in the 2020 Democratic primary. Cawthorn lost by fewer than 1,500 votes, indicating that the crossover votes almost certainly did him in.

[quote]Some Democrats voting in GOP primaries to block Trump picks By STEVE PEOPLES and AARON KESSLER May 31, 2022

Good for the Democrats for playing hardball for a change.

He has a short thumb.

Make of that what you will . . .

Any chance he does an OnlyFans?

COUNTRY FIRST

Throwback: the Cousins still have each other …

Classic question: Which one plays the boy and which one plays the girl?

Still waiting for Stephens OnlyFans.

^ Just as soon as the paychecks from Congressman Maddie stop

The Sun still rises

Infrequently seen khaki pants

He really does have a decent wardrobe.

r67

What's with this unending love letter to Maddie with ALL these fucking THROWBACK pics. Fuck off, Maddie bootlicker.

Cousin Stephen's an curious fellow. He has lots of handsome young men following him on IG and likewise follows them. It is inconceivable to me that he is not out to family and friends. And yet not out publicly and still hanging out with the evangelicals. I can't get over how Native both Stephen and Mattie's brother look. If Stephen was walking around on a reservation no one would give him a second look, mixed but still Native. The whole thing is strange.

Maddie is making more and more extreme statements on his IG. I don't know how he is going to make money off of this. I also suspect those ethics and charges will result in nothing and the Slate article says nothing new. Slate is a pointless news outlet at this point. We could have a thread on that alone.

YOU could start a thread on a zit on Maddie's ass.

Aren’t all the ethics investigations kind of pointless now that Madison has been ejected? They’ll all presumably become irrelevant as soon as he exits congress.

Unless Cousin Stephen’s friends and relatives are particularly clueless, I can’t imagine they can possibly not realise their cheerleading, no-girlfriend, camp-voiced acquaintance is anything other than gay. Heck a tonne of the comments on his IG are basically men being flirty with him, and he even jokes himself about the absence of any girlfriend in on of his posts. There’s zero chance that Madison doesn’t know.

I’m kind of intrigued at what they do next. Madison seems determined to dive head first into the nutty dark MAGA stuff, and I guess he’ll probably drag Stephen with him – but presumably there will come a point one or the other will actually need to address their relationship and/or get a proper job. They could have been a cute IG couple, but I guess that moment has passed.

Nazis are so cute.

This, times 10

[quote] Slate is a pointless news outlet at this point. We could have a thread on that alone.

Been wondering: who’s the muscular hunk on the left? He’s tagged as @_joey.g but his account is private…

Sometimes a boy might gain a few extra pounds, due to stressful circumstances

@r72, "There’s zero chance that Madison doesn’t know. "

I would think that at some point during the face-fucking episode with cousin Stephen that thought may have occurred to him 🤔

They could have been the cutest IG couple. Maddie could've quited that dark MAGA bullshit, could've released paper-long statement talking about how conservative his cultural background is and he finally got the courage to embrace the most caring person in his life and that person is Stephen. I'm 100% sure gay guys would buy this redemption and Maddie& Stephen could get hundreds and thousands new followers easily which would pave a way for their future affluent, happy life.

Some of y'all are so judgmental of people who grew up in the South...

people from Asheville aren't bumpkins

Two minutes out of Asheville and it's hillbilly heaven

Oh hunny, once he wears out his youthful metabolism he’s gonna be a chunker. I hope Stephen can get a twink to help him lift Maddie up outta that chair!

^ a twink with his own twink. Now, there's a concept.

^ Nah, they always come in pairs...

r82 r83

Maddie définitely loves food. He has gone on and on about how he wanted to be a chef growing up, and he thinks the best thing about Washington DC is its amazing range of restaurants

R85 He has a loaf of white bread. Of course, he does.

R78 Gays are nothing if not quick to forgive so long as someone looks hot. But yeah, I think the moment has passed, and Madison is heading down a deep dark hole – and not Stephens butt tunnel.

It’s a pity. Looking at Stephen’s IG and watching the stories about him and Maddie’s travels, they really were actually genuinely quite an adorable pair, pre-politics – whether they were banging or not.

[R84] An amazing range of restaurants is the result of globalization, especially ppl from all over the world coming to the states. It's an irony to see his solid stance on isolationism now. He could've become a cook/Instagram influencer, fulfilled his childhood dream, lived happily with Stephen, jumped and run around. Now he's an unhappy cripple, trapped in the wheelchair and his unrealistic illusion with the Nazi/Maga u.s

Humbly serving…

…the people

What the shit, now we love Sitler???

Figures he's in charge of the weiners

In regards to Dems voting in the GOP primaries to oust Cawthorn, I don’t necessarily thinks that is correct.

In NC you can register as either Dem, Rep, or Unaffiliated. Those who are unaffiliated may choose either party for their primary vote. There are currently more voters registered as Unaffiliated in NC than either of the two major parties. They may have voted in the Democratic primary two years ago, but that would not be unusual in a presidential primary in which one of the major parties had only one viable candidate.

Why ppl are still talking about a former congressman? Is Madison Cawthorn the second cockgobbler?

Google tells me NC has a partially closed primary system in which the state allows each party to decide if the primary is open each election. The question is whether the NC GOP allowed an open primary this year. Does anyone know?

Yes, R95 they have for at least since the late 90s. When I first registered I was advised to register as Unaffiliated for the very purpose of being able to vote in either primary. Since more voters in NC are registered as either party, neither is likely to close their primary to that large number of voters.

R95, I voted in the GOP primary against Bo Hines but it didn’t help.

Does he humbly serve black people wieners? Prolly not.

It must be a pleasant change of pace to give someone not called Stephen a wiener.

Any fandom fiction between Maddie& Stephen released yet?

R100, I can help write since I grew up in the South and I have cousins from Asheville and Loganville who (briefly) knew the Stephenses.

R98, I don't think Madison is racist like what you're implying. You guys just think Republicans in the South are racist and stupid bumpkins. It's obvious guys haven't socialized outside your echo chamber of liberals.

"You guys" "echo chamber of liberals'. WTF are you R102 doing here?

[quote]I don't think Madison is racist like what you're implying. You guys just think Republicans in the South are racist and stupid bumpkins. It's obvious guys haven't socialized outside your echo chamber of liberals.

Okay, Gomer.

You fan-fraus & fan-phags have your tongues so far up his bony ass, you could collectively ream his impacted colon of bricked-up feces for weeks.

R75 GEE, I wonder why...

R94, he’s not a former congressman yet.

[quote]WELCOME TO OUR PORCH

Stephen: If you voted for Biden, Venmo me.

1, how dare he bring up Venmo again? Maddy Venmo him some money, does it mean Maddy voted for Biden too? 2,. Gas price is a global issue now due to inflation and the war, neither Trump nor Biden could solve the problem as many other countries. Stephen cannot realized that yet he blamed the democrats. He really deserves his Nazi cousin, what mindfucked hillbillies....

Get a smaller car, dick.

R109 He's not wrong. What the fuck is Joe Biden gonna do about these gas prices?

^ Go buy an EV

Joe's not in the loop about gas prices......he'll get to it when he finishes making the baby formula crisis worse.

^ that's on his IG. It's supposed to make him appear to be a butch red neck hillbilly. Expressing the right outrage.

But he's still a nellie half-breed.

Ruh-roh. More trouble for our Maddy.

Haha. Dumb Shitler'll be in prison soon.

^ Stephen will go with him to be his prison bitch 😂

R117 Stephen would 100% be willing to get himself arrested for Maddie.

^ I'm quite sure Maddie has already hatched a plan to throw Stephen under the bus. It's the Republican way

Zoinks!

The devotion of Stephen to Maddie is very touching; and it is reciprocated, Madds loves Stephen. They are cute, even if they are Nazis.

^ "Cute Nazis" as in Springtime for Hitler?

[R115] Not familiar with the criminal law in the states. Does this mean Maddie gotta pay lawyers all his money to get rid of being thrown into jail ? Will he become poor and won't able to hire a caregiver but devoted, loyal Stephen?

Sorry no real news, so just a cute pic of him flipping burgers

He's moved on from weiners?

Awww Nazis are so cute until they shove you in the oven.

Madison is really aging quickly.

I suspect he is a big drinker.

R127, to be fair, if you were in a wheelchair (with a dick that didn't work and you had to start shitting by sticking your hand up your ass) and you were being thrown out of your job, you'd drink too.

R125 he's moved on to REAL beef now.

Maddie has quickly become irrelevant. All these idiot throwback pics confirms it. He doesn't deserve attention until he makes another public shitstain.

[R130] If you search for his name on Twitter, you will be surprised by the fact that he's still active and been discussed, retweeted by ppl. We cannot get over how aesthetically beautiful this picture is and it could easily be the best gay movie poster if, they weren't two poignant lil nazi

R131: that really is a good picture

So many people seem to have no idea of - or vastly underestimate - the potency of real BEAUTY.

Maddie has that. And Cousin Stephen to a lesser degree.

These two will continue to fascinate many gay men for the foreseeable future

R133 et al = fawning MAGAt FAGAts.

A friend remarked that the internet declares that Little Madison is worth some $46 MILLION DOLLARS. This is the only important thing about this Bible-college flunk out. Is it Daddy's money? Where did Daddy pick it up, if so??

I'm afraid the stupid of these two transcends whatever looks they may have. Dumb narcissism is never hot ☹️

[quote]He's moved on from weiners?

I certainly hope not.

Wieners contain hog anus, so it's perfect for Mads.

R135, that is completely and utterly false. He got a $3 million payout from his accident and is suing for $30 million more which it doesn’t look like he will get. His father is an investment advisor at a backwater Edward Jones storefront and his family is solidly middle-class. No real money there.

Maybe Maddie did better on those inside trades then originally thought 🤔

Grifting pays!

Do you guys know any of dudebro gay influencers on Instagram? I followed some Maddie-looking guys on Ins and it turned out 100% are straight conservatives... So I suppose God made cookie cutter humans according to several templates....

R142: well, Chris E certainly has that Young Republican on Campus look. But how do you know for sure his conservative politics though?

[R143] He follows Madison Cawthorn and he liked some conspiracy caricatures such as the lefts pushing their agenda to weaken americans.... I really love these country jocks but sometimes, they are just too dumb.

OP is an insufferable, Nazi white boy lover, obsessed with Aryan looks. Sad. Worshipping dickless wonder Maddie is even more pathetic.

Go to my new thread, Madison Cawthorn : Crotchless Electric Poo Shoes, The PROUD Boys Club, Part 6,7,8,9,10...

reply 145 Gays are susceptible to Nazi white boys coz they perfectly represent masculinity. Queens are having afternoon tea together yet they aren't lusting for each other.

R144: Lolz I should have taken a closer look at the people he follows: Candace Owen, Don Jr, Jordan Peterson etc etc. Talk about the writing’s on the wall [or screen]

[R148]: and he does have a straight bully face . Bro, If you dare check on me , I punch your faggy face sooo hard.

Btw, I don't understand their sub-culture. Like gym rats following each other, calling each other bros, admiring each other's masculinity while they are terrified of being labeled as homo. It kinda reminds me of the Roman Empire, young hot guys formed armys to fight, they showed affection towards each other while they never openly expressed their homo(queer) feelings.

R148 looks… I don’t know, but all those moles just make him look dirty. I couldn’t be fucking someone and then get distracted by considering whether or not a spot was becoming cancerous or it was a tick that had attached.

R143 I wish we had more guys like him when I was a College Republican a few years ago.

R151, we wish we had fewer guys like you.

R152 Why the random hate? Is it hard to be a decent person for a hot minute

^Fuck off and die.

Not random; aimed directly at you and your despicable MAGAt pals.

R131 That’s clearly the cover of a gay erotic novel.

Random sampling: Young college Republicans, with mentors, at Syracuse University

People of Color represented: University of Georgia Young Republicans

Not surprisingly, wearing conservative board shorts: U of Arizona

R143 Those Republican dude bros are undeniably hot, but you just know they’re going to age horribly. Enjoy them between the ages of 21 and 30 while they still have

Madison is an odd one – he’s always been noticeably way less homophobic than his peers, even as he gets more extreme on most other issues. I guess that the influence of Cousin Stephen.

Some bygone informal Church get together: sharing coffee, calories and courage

OP furiously masturbating to Maddie's dead dick..

Republican dudebros be like, why the heck you fags keep harassing me

Great shot of OP.

[R160] probably you wouldn't be homophobic either if a guy has carried you from wheelchair to bed& sleep together for years.

Here's the british and openly gay equivalent of Madison, MP Scott Benton.

I find him so sexy but he's such a big cunt.

^ Hmm, nice teeth, disingenuous smile... He'd make a great American Republican 😂

^ Benton is openly gay and married to his partner. The Tories are not nearly as rapid as American Republicans. He's a standard Conservative at the center of his party and the leadership trusts him. He's also not that handsome. I don't see how he's like Madison Cawthorn at all.

rabid not rapid ^

I don't know anything about him, but he seems quite proud of his association with Boris Johnson. That along with these comments are very telling...

"bigbootedbloke

You may wanna remove this pronto 😂"

"david_baber

Are you sure thats not an invitation to a Cheese and Wine no social distancing buisness meeting...Party"

"ryantaylor705

Stop judging cards and talking about peppa pig you clown."

[R166] Not even close, Benton doesn't look like an hot blood American dumb jock at all. I think we still have to look for a similar dupe

Also the UK Parliamentary system has a stricter party discipline in place. You'd be hard pressed to find some Tory MP making comments about cocaine and orgies. Also Tories are more likely to just have booze-fueled Covid spreading events.

Found another hot republican, outed gay tho

R171 Is that Madison? He’s looking particularly delicious if so (minus the frau)

[R174] Yes.

^ The guys with the gimp Nazi fetish are here 🙄

R173, how do you know he's Republican? Maybe I missed it but don't see a statement on his IG. Who is he, just a random blond?

But it's not surprising that a lot of gay guys are turning conservative. Look at what's being demanded of them by the extreme left wing of the LGBTQ movement.

R177, why not? You can take the best qualities from conservative side or liberal side. I myself am slightly socially liberal but fully fiscally conservative. It shouldn't be strictly black and white. And yes, I agree with you that the left is too extreme. I had too many people confronting me in class just because I think abortion or trans surgery shouldn't be funded by the government.

[R177] How do I know he's republican? This dude worked for Fox News... the u.s flag t-shirt, wearing baseball hat backward. Also, republicans follow each other too just like any other communities. Once you followed two or three of blonde, republican gym bros, AI would recommend many other cookie cutter bros to you.

I can't Google him as I don't know his full name, R179. What did he do for Fox News? Weatherman, tech support? News reporter? It makes a difference.

Gay Potential [repeat, Potential] Republican bro dudes, taken from r173’s link

R166: thanks, I think MP Benton is cute

Another bona fide gay Republican bro with political ambitions,

[quote]Rick Loughery, DPA Public figure Young Republican National Chairman @yrnational 📍Philadelphia 🔁 ✈️ USA 🇺🇸 Doctor of Public Admin Proud American 🇺🇸

His Instagram

Gay Nazis are taking over the Republican party 😂

[quote]I myself am slightly socially liberal but fully fiscally conservative

"I want to suck cock whenever I want but I don't want to pay taxes"

Of course, he should have nice shoes. They never get any wear.

Also, brown shoes with a blue suit is a horrible look. Maybe burgundy, but NOT brown or tan.

[bold] Welcome to the MAGAt FAGAt fawning elder-fan showcase right here, folks!

Where the only erections are insurrections.

R181 any of them cousins!

I have never met a Yaffie (Young Americans for Freedom) who wasn’t a semi-closeted Republican gay.

Self-loathing Republican Gays will cut your throat to protect their own interests. They are the worst of all Republicans and that's a damn low bar 😠

OP is a Nazi cocksucker. Self-loathing scum.

Once upon a time: Bulging…

Lolz some Kate fanboi made this

Let's all suck Maddie's flaccid cock!

I grew up in MAGAland. And I sucked a bunch of dick. Whether gay or straight lots of married MAGA guys like dudes on the side. I'm not saying most but some. I've lived it.

With loyal Beowulf

Any takers for Cousin Stephen’s kittens 🥹🐱😻

R198: sweet kitties. I hope they’ll find good homes eventually

Stephen can't handle that much pussy.

R199 ikr my cousin lives in asheville and i'm tempted to tell her to get adopt from Stephen

Preppie Maddie

Maddie this Maddie that This lil Nazi could've become the most successful onlyfans ID thanks to you toxic homos

R204 How is it toxic to idolize a guy who is handsome and a staunch defender of American values?

although I’m more of a Cousin Stephen enjoyer btw haha Madison does look too much of my older brother and I’m not going down that route sksksks

R203 I meant

A dickless Nazi worship thread. Here, on The Data Lounge. How nice.

Even if he bottoms, I don't want to see a guy with a dick like an overcooked Rigatoni.

Cawthorne is on THESE guys' side, fawning MAGAt FAGAts:

^ The guy with the firm ass has a future in Nazi porn 😜

Madison took a Libertarian position on gay marriage. He may have been terrible on other stuff but for his district and party not terrible on gays, R208. That's been pointed out several times here. He would not support those guys and issued no statement on that.

I'm sure the Republican who beat him is far worse on.gay issues.

Is Maddie going to any Pride parades this month?

@r210, All Republicans are scum, whatever the guy who beat Maddie position is on Gay Rights it won't be beneficial to Gays. Stop trying to make Maddie out to be some moderate on Gay Rights. He wasn't

^ He got the endorsement of the Log Cabin Republicans in his first run, and even more telling, accepted it in that district.

[R211] yes he would coz he knows that gay guys would lift him up from the wheelchair and teat him like a queen.

R214 So you're saying gays leaning Republican can't intelligently decide who to support? I've met more wise and academically gifted Conservatives on campus than those who lean liberal.

[R215] like Ron DeSantis?

"wise and academically gifted Conservatives "

Siri, what is a oxymoron?

Living off the land

Nom nom nom

Have you cum yet OP? Nom nom.

Stones and Beowulf

2018

^ He's always had perky nips. Wonder why? Is there a genetic predisposition for pointy outstanding nips?

That's the only thing perky about him.

He is posting extreme 2nd Amendment video statements on IG now. You have to follow him to see them and they disappear after 24 hours. Guns, bro, guns.

Cousin Stephen is posting about 😸 kitties.

Just noting.

Horsing around

Twist harder, Stephen. You need to hear the snapping sound.

^ I think that's one of the handsome hangers-on, not Maddie. Lots of handsome hangers-on.

Those all act like children. The maturity level...

R228: yes, a bunch of good looking men-boys, with Maddie as the center of focus

Major gay face!

R230: Gay face? Or Fresh face?!

Limp Nazi dick face.

[quote]He is posting extreme 2nd Amendment video statements on IG now. You have to follow him to see them and they disappear after 24 hours. Guns, bro, guns.

I guess guns must seem very appealing to someone who's impotent and confined to a wheelchair.

He'll be arrested for a mass shooting quite soon.

Maddie has been a gun fan even before he went crippled. Confining to a wheelchair erodes his fragile masculinity and he's a crazy guy now

is he still hiding in europe? did he side trip to dubai? did he get a pardon?

[quote]Fuddi’s Slope

Fuddi?

No citizen needs automatic weapons.

R238: thanks for spotting my typo.

It’s actually ‘Fudds’’; here’s the link to the actual post

[quote] Slang term for a "casual" gun owner; eg; a person who typically only owns guns for hunting or shotgun sports and does not truly believe in the true premise of the second amendment. These people also generally treat owners/users of so called "non sporting" firearms like handguns or semiautomatic rifles with unwarranted scorn or contempt.

[quote]"See sonny, all those pistols in that cabinet... all thems is good for is killin people." -Example of ignorant comment from a fudd at a local gun shop. See also: Zumbo. by drgrant April 10, 2007

R231 Definitely gay face in that one…

Stephen has posted some gun love content as well at some points, I seem to remember. Though he just looks camp and adorable with a weapon in his hands, which is possibly not the desired effect.

Maddie’s decent into complete nuttiness is pretty much guaranteed at this point. Cousin would really be best to gently make his exit following the kittens.

R242: this one reminds me of ‘Charlie’s Angels’, for some reason

Maybe it’s the way Cousin Stephen looking lithe in the sleeveless number, while the backward glance suggests feline agility and swag

^ Nah, he looks like a Gay guy trying to butch it up 😂

Impromptu campfire

Anyone that says "Boogaloo" needs to be ended. And the low views on the pictures posted, tell me OP is 99% of the comments here.

OP has a Nazi fetish. Sad.

R243 He really got his butt thrusted outward there

I wonder if Maddie would get jealous if another blonde alpha male started to make moves on Stephen

@r248, Someone yelled, "Assume the position", and Stephen just reacted naturally 😂

Maddie's back and OP finally met up with his Nazi deity

^ That's the worst I've ever seen Maddie dressed... Guess he just doesn't care anymore ☹️

When did he get the tattoos?

R263 He’s had them since ever.

Cousin Stephen also has tatts. He has a compass design on his upperback. Quite big.

Imagine Maddie hotwifing Stephen to other hot Republican bros

"He has a compass design on his upperback. Quite big. "

Does Maddie need directions to his ass? 🤔

It's instructions on how to remove the feces from his dead asshole.

I thought Maddy was the bottom?

If he had any political nous whatsoever he would have resigned by now.

[quote]That's the worst I've ever seen Maddie dressed... Guess he just doesn't care anymore

Worse than THIS?

lol like a fetlife pic.

@r260, Maddie was on a cruise and had a hard time finding a bra that fit properly

Omg @ r251

Border issues and human trafficking

R259: but that would make him seem like a quitter, and an indirect admission of ‘guilt’ wouldn’t it?

I think he’s rather ambitious, and it wouldn’t surprise me if he tried to mount a comeback in future. He’s still popular with the younger crowd, ie the Young Republicans on Campus type, and not just white kids, but students of color too.

And this is one area the GOP has been historically weak, so Maddie still has ‘use value’, politically speaking

He's not going to mount anything.

Lolz Maddie has been dethroned as America’s Fave Republican Villain

There’s a New Republican Bad Boy in town, y’all!

^ What harsh reality politics is: a person isn’t even officially gone, but he’s already being replaced and edged out of the picture

[quote]What harsh reality politics is: a person isn’t even officially gone, but he’s already being replaced and edged out of the picture

At least he still has Cousin Stephen.

R269: oh I hope so. It’s in times of adversity that you find out who your true friends are

You know you’re HOT when John Oliver slams you

What’s with brown shortie boots with suits? It’s weird seeing all of them staying on trend.

R272: brown shoes yes, but where are you seeing the brown shortie boots? Care to point out the specific pic[s]?

Wondering if he's still living with Stephen?

R273 "Just pretend this plastic bottle is my hard dick. Does that work for you?"

All those arm workouts and Maddie the Mad can't wheel himself? Lazy princess.

^ Not to mention electric wheel chairs have been a thing for some time

He LOVES being constantly attended to. He's a BIG BOSSY BOTTOM.

R273 "Push it! Push it REAL good! Ah, push it! Ah, push it! Get up on this! Ah, push it! Get up on this! Ow, baby, baby!"

Cousin Stephen likes pushing it. It bonds them and signals a special relationship (husband and wife cousins). But seriously I am sure he enjoys doing it because he clearly adores Madison.

[R279] I really want to see them cuddling in bed while Maddie calling Steven his personal fag caregiver

[R280] A dumb jock like Maddie is every gay kid's wet dream. Stephen used to work in the 'hospitality' industry and obviously he doesn't complained about taking care of Maddie while getting paid 🙂

But he's only half a man.

I'm fantasizing that Stephen takes Maddie out on his "runs." Maddie runs 5 miles a day, wheeled by his devoted body servant Stephen, both of them wearing only skimpy nylon jogging shorts, chests glistening, Maddie exhorting Stephen on the steep, mountainous hills, "Faster, Bro, FASTER!!" Great exercise.

Have you cum yet, OP De-fucktard?

^ This is him thinking about Maddie 😂

When things were simpler: the Cawthorn brothers getting their Bunnies on

^ I just realised that it’s also the Wendy Williams notorious ‘How you doing’ hand gestures…

R181 None of them are republicans, in fact one of them has pronouns in bio and the fugly neo "pride flag" with the trans colors in their profile.

R179 He's not republican, stop lying.

I'm liberal as fuck but only by the fact that gay republicans don't push "women have penis and men have vaginas" nonsense like the other (most) liberals I (unfortunately) like them more.

An actual gay republican.

Whenever I see, "gay republican" the only thing that comes to mind is, "Jews for Hitler" 🤮

R292 "Everything I don't like is hitler!"

It's because of insane liberals like you they will lose the midterms this year.

A gay Republican couple: Garrett Bewkes and husband Bradley

Garrett is the publisher of the conservative mag, National Review, so a celebrity of sorts in the publishing circle

The National Review

@r293, I don't like you, you little Nazi faggot 😠

They got married at a TWA Hotel?

How unglamorous.

^ The National Review represents the moderate wing of the GOP. They would love to see Trump disappear. DeSantis is another story.

R294 They're cute. But they're moderate, they are almost democrats.

Unlike this gay republican dilf (with glasses), he's full republican.

R297: quite Picture Perfect though

R299: he’s cute. Who’s he?

R301 He's just a gay republican that I found on FB. his name is Paden Wallace.

Ok, not gay but have a gay republican friend. He's looks like a more muscular Madison.

Ok, not gay but have a gay republican friend. He's looks like a more muscular Madison.

^ He looks like a Nazi poster boy 😂

R303:: Dr Saunders looks really *Aryan*, almost like a parody

Nazi poster boy

A little lamb

Every mofo should have 5 guns and a little lamb.

Mary had a little lamb She also had a duck She put them on the mantlepiece To see if they would fcuk

Right after that picture was taken Stephen tossed the lamb up in the air and Maddie shot it

It's called lamb shootin.

Maddie looked like an innocent human-puppy before he stepped into politics. I would've loved him if he never got elected, never posted nonsense on his Twitter. Watching Stephen's ' My gay-curious cousin and me' Vlogs can be enjoyable.

^ He looked like a fag

R279, The TWA Hotel is in the old TWA terminal at JFK, a famous building designed by Eero Saarinen, who also designed other iconic structures like the terminal at Dulles and the St Louis arch. Looks cool from the room pics.

R315: it looks quite fun actually

Festive

Stephen loves him

I love the random, poorly dressed tourists on their phones in the background in the pic at R316.

Stephen loves him and leaves him @R318.

OP, proud Nazi apologist.

[quote]it looks quite fun actually

It looks like THE place for douche bros to go do douchey things.

Gay republican serving in B&W.

Gay republican serving in color.

Poor Cousin Stephen is kinda forced to being the top

His hands wurk!

Cousin Stephen has ugly teeth but he could be probably pulling dick all he wants. No way he withholds for the cripple cousin. I bet Maddy like to watch.

R327 That’s what I’ve been saying. I just know Maddie loves hotwifing Stephen and watching

R327 & R328: that sounds hot!

Maddie barking orders to the top to fuck Stephen HARDER HARDER HARDER strangle his neck, pinch his nips, spank his cheeks, slap his face a bit

^ Calm down, before you bust something...

Black lobster soup in the wild anyone?

^AND future President!!!!! Dreamboat! Roll, Maddy, Roll!!!

Food, the true signifier of Love

I'm getting the idea that Maddie's smile is every bit as fake as that of his hero, Donnie Trump.

^ Everything about our Maddie is fake

Maddie can open a restaurant. It seems that he enjoys making fries and burgers. At least serving food might be the only good thing he would do to people. As for Stephen, he can be a kitchen helper!

^ChikFilA management is the only thing he's got left. Like I said, miles above, somewhere.

There is only one future business venture for Mads.

[R335] That's typical American smile and yeah it's fake

I wonder what would happen if Stephen threatened to leave him? Would Maddie resort to intimidation and physical violence? 💪

SMILE!

He does know about doody...

Oh no, another Madison Cawthorn in the making.

R334 It's hilarious that he is wearing a Naval Academy shirt.

[R334] Not even a rough-made dupe. Maddie has a Hollywood face

[R341] All Maddie needs to do is just to text cousin Stephen on Snapchat, Hi babe I know you miss this

[quote] Maddie has a Hollywood face

So did Lon Chaney.

Aim and Laugh

"Derp! Ize doin computerz."

[quote]Without a Man

Back in February

Is he still a crip?

Now and forever.

Message from Maddie’s Log Cabin buddie, Rick

Will they play Pin the Tail on the Rino?

Hunks and Babes

^ Young MAGAts Society 😂

Only mouth-breathing hillbillies would wear those shoes with those outfits at r352.

^Guilty as charged, mon ami...

Having second thoughts:

It seems like it’s an old interview, done one month after Jan 6

[quote]

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes · Jun 20 Replying to @patriottakes This interview is about a month after the Capitol riot, a rare window before the official narrative set in.

It’s an old interview from last year.

Why is Queerty presenting it like it just happened? And made it seem as if Maddie had a change of mind about President Trump after he’d been defeated?

I mean, you can hate on him for his politics. But this kind of ‘reporting’ is just downright deceptive and dishonest

Mads doesn't have second thoughts. He doesn't have first thoughts.

Queerty is a rag. They do things like this all the time.

Latest.....

I think it's rather cute Madison refers to Stephen as his little brother.

Also why does it makes so much sense that Mad is a dog person and Stephen is a cat person 🐶🐱

R359 Madison's from Hendersonville and Stephen's from Asheville... how the fuck are they hillbillies

Cousins who fuck = Hillbillies

R370 Funny thing is you can easily find someone who've had experiences with their cousins in say upstate New York or California. Y'all just saying that because they're from the South and y'all have prejudices you picked up from media.

Living in Western North Carolina and having flunked out of Bible College means you're a hillbilly, Asheville or not. And Hendersonville? You MUST be joking.

@r371, Y'all are off your nut. I'm from Atlanta, an hour south of where they filmed "Deliverance". I've spent a lot of time working in eastern Tennessee/western North Carolina and the minute you get outside the cities you're in cousin-fucking hillbilly territory. You can put all the lipstick you want on Maddie and Stephen, pretty sure they'd like it, but they're still hillbillies

- r370

Maddie is now posting endless IG shit against gun control and the RINOS who support it. He's made his choice as to where he's going to try and make his cum-back. He's a moron. Regardless of his authentic sexual orientation there's enough evidence of playing around sexually with his clearly GAY cousin. Who is clearly also the only consistent and long term intimate relationship at this point. I don't know what he thinks the long term plan is here.

Stephen looks like he lives next door to the cookie factory. That boy can't hide it.

Many experiment with their cousins early on if you are close.

^ Yes, but then they turn 15 and move on to unrelated people

Our Maddie is showing a bit of a gut in R51's pic!

Three key words about Maddie: Good-looking, Gun lover , hillbilly Stephen: Into Masc, gay, hillbilly

[quote]Y'all just saying that because they're from the South and y'all have prejudices you picked up from media.

I'm assuming this is a parody post.

There is nothing funny about a far right-wing date rapist idiot who can't get hard and will spend the rest of his life having to be cared for like an infant.

Stephen is the cheerleader to Maddie the ex-jock. Sounds like a cheerleader's dream; Maddie wouldn't go for it if he weren't disabled.

R378 must be Maddie, can't count worth shit.

Swalwell Shade

Funny.

I find Swalwell to be a postering blowhard.

And Maddie is a hard cocked intellectual.

[quote] a postering blowhard.

So he puts up posters?

[R381] Cousin Stephen must've gloated over the fact that maddie is crippled so that he have an opportunity to take care of him.

@r383, I love Eric to death, but he's too passive. I would have wrote... "While you're posting stupid Tweets I'm face-fucking your cousin Stephen" 😛

Democrats have to have decorum. Republicans do not.

Love this...

It's only a matter of time before there is a North Carolina Community Theater production of this gem starring Mads and Stephen.

^ I think Maddie sees himself as this.

Stephen as Elizabeth Taylor.

I doubt Maddie has enough self-awareness to see himself as anything other then dude-bro Congressman and his band of merry dude-bro assistants. They're like a bunch of teenagers who fell into a pot of golden shit

Sociopaths don't see themselves as other people.

We need a Madison Cawthorn Crotchgate Electric Boogaloo, The LOST Boys Club, Part 6 soon right?

Any news about Stephen? is he raising up cats with maddie now

^ Yep, Stephen raises cats and Maddie uses them for target practice

Maddie hates highly-educated people. #Hillbilly4hillbilly

Bitch, watch your tongue. Don't you know Maddie was highly educated in his childhood den watching TV and gained all his experience in a high level position as a Customer Service Representative at Chick-Fil-A?

[quote]We need a Madison Cawthorn Crotchgate Electric Boogaloo, The LOST Boys Club, Part 6 soon right?

No. This one is nowhere near 600 posts.

1999 more opportunities for the sad Log Cabinettes to drool over his dead-eye stares, puppet smiles and brick-shit-impacted anus.

Honestly I think the suggestion that Maddie open a restaurant is cute. Maddie will be the head chef, and Stephen - who's always cheerful and smiling - makes a good host.

^ I'm sure Lauren Boebert is available with tips on how to get started in the restaurant biz 🙄

Yep, call it "Face-Fuckers Bar & Grill" 😜

Little brother is always behind Big brother

And Little Brother means business!

^ I bet he let out a little scream after shooting the big noisy gun 😂

Family and close friends are everything

^ Bros before hos

^ father, brother, cousin, and staffer.

^ He's a hillbilly all his bros are related

Cousin= Caregiver-cumdump

Isn't Cousin Stephen the cumdumpER? I mean Maddy isn't necessarily equipped for dumping duties. Except into a shitbag.

^ He seems to like to pretend a lot... On video

Maybe Maddie uses a strap-on.

Asian fanboi

^ Maddie wouldn't fuck that guy for all the tea in China

Maddie isn't fucking anyone. He gets fucked.

^ Well, he's slamming something into cousin Stephen's face and cousin Stephen seems to like it 😛

A limp dick. That was foreplay. After, Maddie road him like a kid's first time on a roller coaster

^ Hi, Stephen 😉

Bates Motel realness

A rare sartorial mishap

R418 Someone upthread said prostate action was important for guys in wheelchairs.

There's that dick shot.

Puppy love

Where's Cousin Stephen in all this?

And a not so usually seen look into his kitchen

^ That's not his kitchen, that's his momma's kitchen

R427: the problem is, many of these pictures seem to be taken by Cousin Stephen, hence the no show

Just push that sleazy lying motherfucker into the Potomac. Everyone hates him anyway.

My God just tip him over already

Lay him on his back and watch him struggle like a turtle 😂

Another unfortunate sartorial choice: even a tie wouldn’t have saved him, I don’t think [re: DL’s divided opinions on men in business settings without ties]

Ex wifey found new love. This picture is serving Britney and her new boy toy realness

^ sorry something went wrong. Here it is again

R434, that's standard middle class Southern Baptist Sunday going to meeting dress in the South now. A tie would be considered overdoing it.

I know you bitchez have trouble understanding Southern culture but the Southern Baptists are the respectable middle class church in the South. Independent Baptists and Pentecostals are usually lower class. Catholics are immigrants (Hispanics now) and descendants of older immigrant groups to the South (Italians, Slovaks etc.). What he's wearing is perfect in that culture.

" What he's wearing is perfect in that culture. "

Southern, hillbilly, Sunday go to meetin', cousin-fucking, redneck culture... Yep

I noted the old guy has a tie. That's OK buy he looks like a dorky old fashioned guy. That's acceptable for him but not for a cool young guy like Maddie. The guy in background has on jeans. He would be viewed as trashy, bless his heart, but Maddie cuts it perfectly down the middle for your modern evangelical church in the South.

I'm a Southern mixed race Catholic so I'm outside the system and can make these types of observations as an outsider.

^ my point being that Maddie is in costume. He knows how to dress for the role of respectable Christian. Given that there is some evidence he and Cousin Stephen engage in some sort of homosexual action I just wonder how he reconciles it.

Also he's good at costumes in general, guns, etc. Being photogenic was much of the appeal.

Basically Cousin Stephen dress Maddie up everyday like a Ken doll.

Somebody need to take this guy down.

There really are no words.

[quote]Democrats haven’t been this upset since we freed the slaves. — Madison Cawthorn (@CawthornforNC) June 24, 2022 "

^ This is the product of home schooling 🙄

I wonder how many of Stephen's loads Maddie has swallowed at this point? I bet he doesn't have a gag reflex at all anymore.

yeah, he's getting a book or fox or something. not he last we've heard from him.

Stephen will find a daddy of his own and Kyle Rittenhouse will be Maddie's new guy.

^ Kyle Rittenhouse can't even scrub his own ass 🤮

[quote]Ex wifey found new love. This picture is serving Britney and her new boy toy realness.

She must be thrilled to have a lovah who can actually get it up.

[quote]Democrats haven’t been this upset since we freed the slaves. — Madison Cawthorn (@CawthornforNC) June 24, 2022 "

Normally, it would be difficult for me not to feel at least some sympathy for a young guy who's now confined to a wheelchair. Maddie makes it pretty easy, though.

R447 Actually Kyle and Milo both will be assigned to Maddie's care, and the poor guy will have to watch as Kyle and Milo hate fuck.

R450 Probably with a two-headed dildo, since they are both clearly total bottoms.

I feel bad for Cousin Stephen because he seems to really wanna be a bottom. But his relationship doesn't allow it.

[quote]I feel bad for Cousin Stephen because he seems to really wanna be a bottom.

He no doubt finds opportunities elsewhere, when he's not cleaning up after Maddie.

[R449] Maddie is a rare case that I really want to hate-fuck for nights, that lil punk needs to be taught a lesson.

He's just so unmanly he's unattractive. He's like fem in a political way

I don't think he would get 5 threads if he's unattractive. Maddie and cousin Stephen are definitely sexy yet they need to be re-educated. I'd like to subscribe patron if there's any good erotica about their re-education.

Will you whores please stop lusting after this defective Nazi loser and his twinky Nazi cousin already?

He's not going to fuck you. He can't - his dick don't work, idiots.

His dick works. He said that for claiming more compensation. He has been a liar.

I bet Stephen likes to jizz on Maddie's pretty face.

Cousin Stephen has a template guy face

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R461: thanks for posting. Yes Maddie does look good if more edgy than usual

Looking a bit goofy with some fan girls

Being a high end escort is the perfect occupation for him.

^ Lolz he definitely has the Looks, but does he have the Tools?

R465 He'd have clients paying for that pretty mouth.

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A Melania Trump appearance never fails to crack me up. Thank you for the hearty morning laugh, R467.

He's expected voters to swallow his load, so turnaround is fair.

January 2023; time to wheel out the trash.

^Going downhill is what this hick likes best.

Can't stop thinking about that image of him going to town on his friend/pillow/whoever with his over the top, aggressive power hip thrust situation.

But the limp dick and shit-filled anus are a turnoff.

NO amount of fawning admiration for this creep by others on DL will remove the stench of his permanent fecal blockage.

I'd face fuck him, after cuz gave Maddie a good cleaning.

Omg

Is he still shitting his pants every day?

I'm still holding out hope that his ex wife will write a book

R477 Probably. Is the “cousin” still changing his diaper?

She did not look like the type who can actually "write."

The word on the street is that Maddie is going to be a spokesperson for the Self-Serve Soft Ice Cream industry.

Vintage hunk

Hilarious that pre-accident Maddie would have every fag in DL on their knees begging to suck his dick.

Now we are lined up to shove our cocks in his mouth

Concerned

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Thread 6 was closed down after barely 300 posts

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,Jay,Kay ELLEN-NOPEE.

NO pee, no poo, without help from you.

Celebrating young people

Back the Blue

[quote] Back the Blue

Unless they arrest white politicians and ex-presidents.

The Trumpian thumbs up in R492.

That thumb is how he removes his daily feces. The cop can get those "hard to reach" areas.

Sticky situation

Surveying the damage

[quote]Surveying the damage

Normally Maddie just has to look into a mirror to do that.