Madison Cawthorn: Crotchgate Electric Boogaloo, The Long Goodbye Part 4

Part 3

Throwback: poignant words from Maddie

Uncertainty

Beautiful man. I would devour his pink hole for hours.

^ Which one? Maddie or Stephen?

Mainly Madison but wouldn't turn the other one down.

Mandy’s career has bottomed out but can’t he turn it around and get back on top?

Yes, he has. Both.

Jesus the two of them have posed for more pictures than J Lo and Ben Afleck, and that includes the time when they were together for the first time too!

There’s always this - from September 2019

[quote] madisoncawthorn Currently booking speaking engagements for December of this year and 2020! Motivational speaking, testimony, team building talks, sermons, and multi day events. Send me a direct message for prices and availability information.

I wonder who’s the Ben and who’s the Jen?

^ maybe they take turns, for variety’s sake?

But Maddie probably insists on being Ben most of the time

I know this one has been posted all over the place, but I still have one question::

Are they holding hands here?

What do y’all think?

R13. I think Freud was wrong and a cigar is never just a cigar.

Yes, Virginia, they are holding hands.

If you aspire to be accepted into English Society, you'll do well to remove the band from your Havana before lighting it. Otherwise, you'll be put down for a bounder.

They’re holding hands because it’s a prayer vigil, with cigars.

Concerning Maddie’s dick - from his deposition

Can’t have an erection

The full document here

Maddie looks high in the pic at r13

The Maddie/Stephen pics make me so horny

@r13, They had just had sex before the picture was taken. They have that just fucked glow about them. I don't think they're wearing pants and are still stroking each other's leg just out of frame. The cigars are code for blow jobs. 😉

I think Stephen has a big cock

[quote]Who would be a sugar daddy to that homely gomer, Stephen?

My guess:

[quote]Wonder where he got this fabulous sense of style

He's been coming to me for tips. I told him to avoid my biggest sartorial mistake.

Maddie and Stephen make Cockgobbler look like an old queen from the 80s

Nobody in the government cares what you do, but you have to get the God damned paperwork right!

Cousin Stephen is a demon twink, isn't he?

R20 He even said he can't procreate. That would be a waste of top tier genetics, poor guy. Don't they have those prostate stimulators in fertility clinics? It must suck for a straight guy to not being able to have a hard on.

[quote] Don't they have those prostate stimulators

I have a name you know.

Throwback: Triangle

[quote] then I just had extreme redness over my ischial tuberosity which is right under your gluteus maximus

Right

and so it's just basically a part of the your haunches. And I had extreme redness so I went there, and then he said, well, we're going to need to cut you open to see how it looks. And then so he opened me up and searched -- looked into it and saw there was some fluid that had gotten there. And then there was about - there was a piece of flesh that had died about the size of this that's sitting over my bones because that's what was causing a lot of my, um Pain?

[quote] Q. In terms of bowel movements, do you have any sort of assistive devices for that, or are you able to have a normal bowel movement?

A Ihave to get help getting, like, onto the toilet to do a bowel movement, and then I have to stimulate it with my hand.

I can get those doodie bubbles out for you Madison!

Did S finger out his poop?

Gosh, Madison is leaving us just as everything is getting SO interesting. SAD...

(And PLEASE keep your voices down, Erna will be here in NO time.)

Cousin Stephen really is worth his weight in gold…

All these pictures take on new - and err more in-depth - meaning now

I wanna lick Stephen's taint

I hope Stephen washed his hands before he held that microphone.

[quote] It must suck for a straight guy to not being able to have a hard on.

But it wouldn't for a gay guy?

They are touching one too many times in pictures. I have brothers and cousins I love but we aren't constantly touching. "Fake" groping, always shoulder to should arms touching in pics and even homoerotic touches in any situation. They are fucking weird at minimum if they aren't fucking.

I want Stephen's balls in my mouth

R44 you should see the Italian Italians, the young men are all touchy-feely with one another but it doesn't seem to be anything sexual.

^ Maddie and Stephen aren't Italian, they're hillbillies which accounts for the incest

Who has the longer cock, Stephen or Maddie?

The actual question r48 is who has the deeper hole.

I want Stephen to shoot me in the face.

Poor Maddie, smashed to pieces, then put back together, but never the same again

I wonder if Maddie could even hike his legs in the air to present hole effectively.

Pain from head to toe

Wonder if the intensity and frequency of pain has lessened - or worsened - since this deposition in April 2015

^ I would not entirely trust a subjective report, which cannot be independently verified and made to get millions of dollars.

It's not like he's never lied before or since.

Throwback: a spot of summer reading

^ maybe there's a job for him in nipple porn.

Madison Crawford: Professional Nipple Model

Damn, I just want to run my tongue all over that fine body of Maddie's.

On the previous thread, someone was asking about the scars on his body. Here’s Maddie’s description

And he only has one kidney left

r61 But he's got two big bouncy balls,

Anything below the waist is dead. Come to think of it, anything above too.

r63 But I'd like to think I could bring certain body parts of his back to life.

Madison Cawthorn is going to be the first person to have a lower body transplant, just you wait and see.

Poor Maddie :(

Have any of the porn companies offered him a contract yet?

Is wheelchair pron a thing?

r66 I'm hearing that Cousin Stephen is considering several offers in the adult entertainment industry.

Someone in another thread wondered if the car accident was triggered by road head gone awry. Does make you wonder.

R68: well, Maddie always has good taste in his man friends

He's so weird. He thinks working up the top can cover the nothing on the bottom. All his swag is fake. He knows deep down despite being pretty no one is looking for a limp dick.

He looks so much like the married guy that's been breeding me in the picture R69 posted. Tonight he told me that he's been thinking he wants to take me inside him at some point.

Some twink told me that I am a gold star gay or something like that since I never had sex with a woman and my mother had a C-Section. Then told me how lucky I was.

I'm also a total bottom and never fucked a guy, so it will be my first time.

Does that make me a platinum gay or something. Not sure I am willing to give up a title like that, but his ass tastes so sweet. Tough call.

Do it, r71, and please report back!

a few times I though Maddie resembled Tom Brady and he does in R40

R71: I take it that you meant your married friend looks like Maddie, not his best friend/frenemy Brad, the driver of that disastrous trip, right?

or at least try R64

More Tom Brady realness?

OMG R76. How do people fall for that.

I bet he thinks he's important

I will R72. I'm not sure when it will happen because I know he still needs to hold onto the idea he's really straight, but with how passionate he's been getting lately, I don't think it will be long.

Yes R74 he looks similar to Madison, especially tonight since he was clean shaven, no scruff. Way cuter and sweeter though.

Huckleberry & Tom

R79: good for ya and all the best!

I don't know, here's Tom Brady at about the same age as Maddie. If anything Tom has gotten better with age

Here's a more recent picture where he looks more like Maddie. Funny how even Tom's eyes seem to have gone from hazel to blue

^ Tom definitely has a GLOW Up

Bracing for the Future

Fighting form

Well, now there’s no need for him to turn down the cocaine fueled orgies if any one dare invite him anymore.

I get my kicks from above the waistline sunshine!

Maddie couldn't do much at a cocaine-fueled orgy with his limp dick, but Stephen might partake.

^Close. But no cigar.

r89 I take that back. Maddie could be the hole at the gangbangs.

I have a theory that Maddie blew the whistle on the coke orgies because he WASN'T invited and it pissed him off 😠

R88 Lol, that’s been going on in my mind about him for weeks too, but I could never find the right moment to slip it in.

So according to that deposition, Maddy can get dressed in his clothes above the waist, but below the waist, he needs help.

Also as reported above - in order to have a bowel movement, he has to stimulate his rectum with his hand.

That means he's open for business and must have some feeling there! But of course, now nobody in Washington wants to shake hands with him.

Tragic

Just push Maddie’s chair right up to the Gloryhole and tell him to open his mouth for a surprise!

I'd volunteer to stimulate his rectum!

[quote] Lindsey Gr.....uh, anonymous

What about Moscow Mitch allegedly fired from the Army for sodomy; shurly he could help.

I wonder if Madison knows who Liza Minelli even is. I bet he's one of those gays that pretends to be all cuntree and never even listens to female singers.

[quote]Mainly Madison but wouldn't turn the other one down.

I'd pick the one who could feel it.

[quote]Is wheelchair pron a thing?

Is anything NOT a pron thing?

^ If you can think it a thousand guys have already done it and filmed it

I want Stephen to blow his load in my mouth

Hon, in case you can't see it Cousin Stephen is a big old bottom. I think he's more looking for spunck that waiting for it.

r104 we can do it that way too

Even bottoms like to come once in a while

Every gay man, top or bottom, enjoys having his dick sucked.

Everytime I read something about Madison I kinda feel sorry for him.

Is Stephen gay?

The humping video is so weird. I wonder how much sex Maddie has before the accident. Aside from Stephen. He seems to have a very dudebro idea of fucking

Throwback: I hope Blake and Cousin Stephen aren’t going to desert Maddie now, after all they’ve been with him from the very beginning

Cornered

Maddie will be fine. All he has to do is show that glorious pink hole and filthy old perverts will give him the world.

Steven miller looks like a slightly younger Mr. Burns.

Just for old time’s sake

Who says the hole is pink?

Someone call our names?

Window to the Soul

If that were the case his would look like windows into an empty void.

Regarding Maddie’s bowel movement, wouldn’t douching/strong jets of water solve his daily problem, so that he - or someone else - doesn’t have to use their fingers to ‘stimulate’ the movement?

And water is the cleanest way to keep a boy fresh and immaculate down there

He has alcohol bloat in R117's pic. i bet he's binging with Cousin Stephen

This is from his second deposition in October 2017, where he first mentioned Cousin Steven:

[quote] Q. What does Stephen do? Does he work?

A Yes, sir. He works at Chick-fil-A as a hospitality professional

O. okay. And how long have

R120: given the amount of stress he’s been under, drinking doesn’t sound surprising at all.

I wonder if he still takes pain meds, and how that would interact with the alcohol

More on why Cousin Stephen moved in with him

Thick carpeting was one of the main reasons, apparently

[quote]. . . or sweeping the floors -- because it's all hardwood so it's really hard to sweep.

So Stephen is a charwoman in addition to his other chores?

R125: lol it seems that way doesn’t it

And the two depositions actually give rise to a number of unanswered questions.

In the first deposition in 2015, it was mentioned that Maddie’s father had spent months to renovate in order to customize the family home to accommodate Maddie’s special needs.

Now two years later, Maddie moved out of the customized house, and moved into an ordinary apartment, *with Cousin Stephen* in tow.

Why? What gives?

20 something wanting independence?

@r126, " Now two years later, Maddie moved out of the customized house, and moved into an ordinary apartment, *with Cousin Stephen* in tow.

Why? What gives? "

Stephen and Maddie got caught and got the, "not under our roof" talk from Maddie's parents

On the verge

Growing pains

Is that Blake guy gay too?

R131: none of them are officially gay. In fact, I think all of them are married [ or were married] , including Cousin Stephen

Stephen is married? To a woman?

R133: yes, according someone either upthread, or in one of the previous threads

Although personally I haven’t seen any pic or post directly related to that

Some news site did a collage, I don’t know why

I read that Stephen and now Maddie are both divorced, so no homo, because married 🙄

They are all brosexual, bro. Bros helping bros.

^ They remind me of sleepovers/summer camp when I was 11 or 12 that involved a lot of wrestling/striping and ass grabbing, but didn't go much further, because we really didn't know there was a "further"

[R128] this assumption makes a lot of sense and it also partially explains why Maddy said he let his father down.

^ I never thought of that, but it's hard to believe that any father would be "disappointed" in a son because of a crippling accident, but Gay? You bet

Buck would have never become a cripple... Shut-up, Beth😠

Throwback: would we ever see Cousin Stephen so happy again?

^ Cousin Stephen is always a bit too happy

Who's the guy in red R141?

Stephen looks like he knows he's packing

I don't know, but they sure have some excellent dentists in North Carolina

[R137] Masc4Masc, no homo, no sissy

Masc4Masc: "This preference in partners and lifestyle causes a lot of toxic behaviour and intolerance" lol

I wish Maddie and Stephen would just pull out their dicks and feed them to me.

smelling cookies @R141

So now the storyline is , 1, Maddy was crippled. 2, parents refurnished their house according to Maddy's needs. 3, Cousin Stephen was working at the Chick-Fil-A as Maddy and Stephen initiated to be Maddy's caregiver. 4, Cousin Stephen moved into the house, lived together with Maddy and his parents. 5, Maddy&Stephen's developed some usual relationship during the day-care. 6, ? 7, Maddie&Stephen moved out of the well-equipped house, moved into a less convenient apartment.

So the plot 6 is missing here. Either they were caught, like someone said before, or they just want to live together by themselves.

^ Yep...

"madisoncawthorn

Just wrap yourself up man, you are the gift!"

We as a community must build Maddie up and keep his sweet pink hole protected for lot's of cocaine fueled future orgies.

R143: I think he’s tagged as @dougie_walker

Football fans

Now that Maddie is gonna have lots of free time, do y’all think he’ll try Fatherhood?

S would have to jerk the sperm outta him.

r156 How do I sign up?

The cane face blond at R154 !

Is that Maddie's parents' place at R150? Looks swell.

The replies to this post...

"Losers 🤣🤣"

"Grenade worthy group.❤️"

"How’s your cousin taste ?"

"When you your book coming out?"

"Did he hump you before or after this pic?"

"Hanging with traitors. Nice. History will not look fondly on your traitors."

"Were these the warriors hosting the coke-fueled orgies that @madisoncawthorn discussed?"

🤣

[quote]Now that Maddie is gonna have lots of free time, do y’all think he’ll try Fatherhood?

Nah, he'll probably just look for a Daddy.

He and his shit cleaning boy toy can move into The Eagle's Nest.

In the deps Maddie said he could not procreate. It's upthread somewhere. He and Stephen will need to seek the advice of Mayor Pete and Chaz-10.

Anybody remember Jorg Haider?

I had never even heard of him R164.

idk but with a name like, jord, he must have a huge uncut dick.

The parents walked in on Madison trying to take all of Steven’s monster cock down to the very hilt. They already knew he was gay,

They threw him out because he’s a BOTTOM! Unacceptable!

I see a bright future for Maddie.

That boy is a bottom!

Maddie most likely future is playing Dr. Scott at audience participation midnight showings of Rocky Horror Picture Show, we already know he likes lingerie.

Smiling through the pain

That smile could really light up a gas chamber.

Throwback: while there’s much talk about Maddie visiting the Eagle’s Nest, there’s actually another trip, at about the same time, and it’s a visit to ISRAEL.

Here they were, at CAESAREA, ISRAEL

And no one ever mentioned this trip

Nothing like being spit roasted and DP'd in Israel.

Nice, r173.

Wonder if Maddie's wheelchair got stuck in the sand?

Cousin Stephen dancing in Jerusalem

[quote] Participated in my first Bar Mitzvah 5 years too late.

And he's still stuck in that chair. God doesn't answer Maddie's prayers...

Nazis hate cripples and fags. Will Mads proudly wear his pink triangle at the next CPAC when they shove him in the oven?

How nice of R176 Cousin Butt Wiper to dance for Maddie to remind him he will NEVER dance again.

[quote] madisoncawthorn Verified As my aching muscles currently lie still in rebellion on this early morning, I can’t help but think back to Israel. I was told several times that I would be able to view the Dead Sea but that I would not be able to get inside of it. The journey across the long beach would be too arduous. With an assist from @stephen_smith22 and the determination to not let anything stand between me and living my life, I conquered that beach. Looking back on that, and other feats that I was told I could not do I know I can get out of bed on time this morning. Whenever you are faced with a challenge you don’t think you can conquer or something you simply don’t want to do, remember all the things God has already delivered you from. How small your current tribulation will feel next to a lifetime of accomplishments.

^ link

Dance? Did someone say Dance?

^ is that from his wedding? I thought his wife had a thinner face and was better looking.

R183: yes, but he was dancing with his mom

This is the ex-Mrs Maddie Cawthorn, living her best lyfe, post divorce

A half-deflated horn is better than Mads.

^ his mom! She looks young. I guess that's where he gets his good looks.

Also both Maddy and his ex-wife have spectacular tits.

If Maddy is no longer in the spotlight will he have to pay a nurse to wipe his ass? Can't imagine the cousin will hang around forever.

Jesus, I'm reading his Instagram post from a few days ago and his comment regarding "...time for Dark MAGA to truly take command", is fucking scary at best.

Hope he gets some much needed help, but sure he won't.

CRINGING at the wedding sitting dance with his mother.

[quote] Also both Maddy and his ex-wife have spectacular tits

Except that Maddie’s real, and Cristina’s were bought

It’s time for Mandy & Stephen to settle down and nest

That poor wife had to have known what she was getting into. But can you imagine? Being married to someone who shits themselves, can't have sex, and is in love with his cousin?

[quote]But can you imagine? Being married to someone who shits themselves, can't have sex, and is in love with his cousin?

I think we've all been there.

^ That’s probably why she bailed after 8 months, and since has really been living it up, going by all her festive Instagram posts lately

Her next boyfriend is going to be an abled bodied juiced out muscle bro or a juiced out muscle breh. And it would be very satisfying if she got with black dude. Maddie would be fuming

I'm trying to picture one night at home with Maddy as man and wife

[quote]That’s probably why she bailed after 8 months, and since has really been living it up, going by all her festive Instagram posts lately.

She really doesn't seem like the type who would want to be seen wearing a respectable Republican cloth coat.

[quote] Beautiful man. I would devour his pink hole for hours.

Since he's anally incontinent, I don't think it's very pink much of the time.

^ Shitler?

Stephen-Maddie=Chasten-Pete

Madison seems like the type who in his public work life had to act tough and when he gets home he can barely hold it together and in private had little patience for his "wife"and is moody.

Throwback: before it all went wrong

The cousin look so happy and so many pictures, but that RINO post at r160 made me cringe.

He should stay out of politics and stick to what he does best.

The cousin looks so happy in so many pictures…

Can you please shut up about Madison’s butthole. You’ve beat it to death. Get a new line.

[quote]Throwback: before it all went wrong.

Well, before it all went wrong for the second time, R202.

No keep beating it, please.

I wonder if he's the new cockgobbler.

Throwback: I dont understand this picture, except the perky butt

This one is easier: Power Lunch with former staff Micah Bock

Boys

Maddie is shitting himself in each of these precious memories.

Stephen: Maddie is crippled but someone has to protect the family.

Maddie has a collection of high powered weapons. Do they make up for having no functional legs and dick?

Throwback: the Cousins visit Manhattan

These two seem completely gay to me.

Red-wing gays are interesting creatures

R209 Maddy has very hairy arms in that pic, unlike in others. Is he waxing now?

waning

R218 That pic seems mislabeled. M's hair isn't that dark, it's not his face/head shape, the arm hair, and those legs look too big to be Maddie's shriveled vestiges.

We are just two bros wanking, what's wrong with you media?

The crypto was named LGB (apparently they dropped the T) and its creator seemed sorta cookie smelling in the photos I saw.

Is Madison really hiding in plain sight?

WTF? What "Improper Relationship". They really hate him up there. He is close with Stephen. Can't a congressman be close to his staffer, provided it is consensual? Is Stephen complaining. Surely not? If not him then who?

Maybe they were engaging is some action at the Capital.

^ probably two things, 1 monetary, payments and loans , 2 I think Congresspeople are forbidden now to have sexual relationships with staff.

The cousins need to gay marry real quick.

They really do hate him. Isn't he leaving in 6 months anyway?

[quote] Maybe they were engaging is some action at the Capital.

Oh dear

R221 I hate myself, but that picture of him doing that lip bite makes me so wet.

Explain R227, why so wet?

Wet for dick that doesn't erect?

[quote] This is the ex-Mrs Maddie Cawthorn, living her best lyfe, post divorce

So I'm guessing she got Maddie's rainbow unicorn floatie in the divorce settlement? Or was that Cousin Stephen's?

R217 The only good thing about them: (largely) They're not trans activists.

R231, all Republicans hate trans people and gays.

^ Republicans hate everyone

R225, I know what you were trying to say, but really, it’s called marriage, not gay marriage

Gay marriage and they will be cusbands . ^

The insider trading accusation is much more serious. Republican congressman Chris Collins was sentenced to 26 months in prison for it. (Trump pardoned him.)

He's gone even further to the crazy right. I don't know if this link works tho.

R22, wishful thinking. LGB = “Let’s Go Brandon”

I wonder if his parents are nutters like him. I also wonder if he suffered brain injury, although being a Trumper a brain injury might be a given.

How can Lame Legs Loser get on an ATV?

I am my cousin's legs, R240.

I am my cousin’s penis.

Cousin lovin' is something special. It doesn't recognize categories.

As we’ve seen again and again in these multiple threads, there are plenty of pics of Maddie relaxing/socializing with his bro friends, but it’s extremely difficult to find any similar of him doing the same with girls [barring those with ex-wifey ]

What you get is usually the kind of pics where he poses with his adoring fangals at political events. Witness:

Throwback: Long and Winding

@r244, I've read through a lot of Stephen's IG comments and these people have as much maturity and intelligence as your average high schooler. I've never read such teenage drivel since I read the comments in my high school yearbook. Maddie and company treated Congress as some kind of political science class field trip... Well, Maddie and Stephen you scored a big ol' "F" on the final

I don't see why their relationship is alleged to be improper. Has anyone seen the complaint that the Congressional committee is investigation? Is it the one by American Muckrakers who are now setting their sites on Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert? (I did search but American Muckrakers seem to keep a very low web profile)?

At some conference, with a typical‘Republican Babe’ I guess

^ If you read the story @r221 it explains it all

American Muckrakers

The complaint is about Maddie and there is a separate complaint about Stevie, based on the same facts. Is the cttee investigation both boys?

It seems only to be about Maddie.

Single & Mingle…?

Rule XXIII is attached for filing in the DL reference library.

@r253, She looks like 10lbs of potatoes trying to escape a 5lb bag 🙄

Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) Says Madison Cawthorn "...Needs to Man-up or Woman-up..."

R251: Stephen’s only paid $2800 a month ?! What a STEAL!

Also: as I don’t use Venmo, how do you get access to someone else’s Venmo record?

^ Plus his free rent and all expenses. It then becomes a pretty good gig

Rent is expensive in DC.

Madison is a gorgeous homosexual!

Is Madison a homosexual-type name?

Maddie’s Fave design: the Inside is different from the OUTside

This is what I picture when I hear/read the name Madison. It's one thing Ryan Murphy has nailed.

His name is David, I don't know what made him go with Madison

^ To be more unique, and stand out from the rest of the pack ?

“more unique”

Oh . . .

In all seriousness (and without pity), I think he probably is really fucked up emotionally and psychologically and probably either will get therapy and have a breakthrough or else will not and will keep turning into more and more of a hateful psycho as his life goes on.

He's paralyzed from the waist down. So he's not only disabled but sexually disabled. He's obviously compensating for a lack of manhood with the typical sicko Republican misogyny etc. He also has a very pretty face and probably gets a lot of sexual come-ons being a public figure, and that has to frustrate him since he doesn't have a working dick. I would bet money that he really has been invited to sex parties throughout his time in DC, and I imagine he wants nothing more than to attend them but he doesn't have working parts. He has dressed in women's clothes and has that ambiguously and most certainly sexually frustrating relationship with his assistant bro.

So just sexually, the guy is a big knotty mess.

He's a Republican from North Carolina and so he almost certainly also has tons of religious and gun-fetishization shit further fucking up his head.

He is horrible enough and a grown adult that I don't have any sympathy for him, but I do think it's pretty easy to be an armchair psychologist and explain a lot of his fuckeduppedness.

^ You get a WW just for "fuckeduppedness." 😉

“More unique,” is that like more pregnant?

^ I think it's more like unique squared 🤔

R268: Lolz, it’s like ‘rather excellent’, or ‘quite dead’. Something that makes sense, despite being strictly speaking illogical

Also: I’ve seen ‘very pregnant’, and that does conjure up a meaningful mental image despite being, again, rather illogical

Almost brave

Almost pregnant

Almost in love

Vanilla!

Vanilla!

Little Madison is not going to "see the light" about what a right-wing creep he is. He's going to move on to some other grift. If nothing else, he'll become an "evangelist" and soak anybody who'll listen to him for whatever he can get out of them. He's a con man at heart, legs or no legs, that's what he REALLY is. You people can drool over him all you want, but that's the deal, he's an ignorant nobody, a mouth-breathing hillbilly ignoramus, who took advantage of the position he conned himself into, to the point that even his own hillbilly constituency wouldn't put up with him any more. That's QUITE an accomplishment, because they are some of the most ignorant, dim-witted folks in this entire country. I'm very familiar with his supporters and it took a LOT to get THEM to "see the light" about him. He's going nowhere, maybe management training at ChikfilA would be a good move for him.

What was that awful deposition for?

Why would they have to know such personal details of your life?

^ A lot of sexual harassment charges against him

R263, probably from childhood. Southerners often use middle names, Southern men anyway. Or their initials. Or nicknames. Or God knows what. Sometimes they change over time.

His answers to those questions really made me sad. It must be a hard way to live.

R273: for the car accident Maddie was in, because he’s suing his frenemy/driver Brad and his dad for additional amounts of moneys

R276 - if he was being deposed over sexual assault allegations, I wouldn’t put a whole lot of stock into what he claims.

Happier days

Both depositions mentioned in this thread [and previous threads] were car accident/ insurance related.

As far as I know, there aren’t any formal charges regarding the sexual assault claims during his time at that Christian college

Even insurance related, R280, he’d lie.

Throwback: Male bonding

One day in history

^ He never takes a bad picture. What a waste of a pretty face ☹️

r284 In another timeline, he had no accident. And he would have been some southern fitness bro that shows off on IG and does porn on OnlyFans. Maybe perhaps be "G4P". And he would have simply been a libertarian on the edge of extremism. I think his impotency led him to alt-right faster. If he was prolific, he would have hid that shit in order to collect six figures from the hands of gay men.

[quote] His answers to those questions really made me sad. It must be a hard way to live.

I agree. It is tragic.

R282 who's the cute guy with Maddie?

R287: it’s an unnamed friend, and it happened before Maddie became a Congressman

R284: agreed

Maddie definitely surrounds himself with handsome guy friends.

But female friends? Hardly any, at least on social media

Do you have any pics of his parents? Although he might have been raised by dementors.

Also it looks like he had the very tip of his nose chopped off.

^ He's sitting next to his mother in r289

[quote]His answers to those questions really made me sad. It must be a hard way to live.

I prefer to look on the bright side, that his physical limitations restricted him to merely harrassing half his female classmates at college rather than date-raping them. You just know this rolling garbage fire would have Brock Turnered a bunch of drunk or unconscious coeds if he were physically capable of hoisting them into a bed without the help of third parties.

WOOF at r244 it's funny that the MAGA type women who are their biggest fans tRump and company wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole.

Identity of the third person in Madison Cawthorn’s dry-humping video?

rump privilege

^The issue is moot now, so it will just be thrown out. The Courts don't get involved unless their decisions will affect a real, ongoing, dispute.

Someone said Maddie liked many posts of this lil shit and he might be the friend whom Maddie faced-fucked. Also, there's some picture of him hanging out with cousin Stephen

[R295] they do know and follow each other. The voice in the vid matches too.

Trigger warning at r298

That’s Christian Walker, son of ex-football star Herschel, who just won the GOP Georgia primary for Senate

Every time I see a picture of Maddy in his chair with all the girls around him.....his smile seems to be saying: "I'm pissing my pants right now and they don't even know it!"

This is the interview where Maddie said government shouldn’t be involved with marriage, a Libertarian standpoint

Yeah, he said that after the Supreme Court legalized it. How do you think he felt before?

Throwback: Stephen and Maddie on a cruise

^ Physical horseplay is apparently part of their usual routine

^ actually taking the Libertarian position was as "liberal" as he could go and get elected the first time. It was a little bold to do it and he got and accepted a Log Cabin endorsement in his first election. Not sure why he did that? Regardless of whether he and Stephen have sex I am certain Cousin Stephen can't hide his gayness around Maddie, so maybe that influenced him. He's an idiot who went far right because he is an idiot and thought Trump support would help him. And he's now at least situational homosexual with Stephen the ONLY significant relationship in his life.

They always look so happy together

R291: here young Maddie with mom and dad

This one includes older brother Zachary and his family

^ Zachary looks more like a brother to Cousin Stephen than to blond hair blue eyed Maddie

Zachary pushing Maddie

" Zachary looks more like a brother to Cousin Stephen than to blond hair blue eyed Maddie "

Here's a better picture where you can see the family resemblance between Zach and Stephen

The parents look like mr and ms deplorable. Typical red necks with a little bit of money, but barely one generation removed from hillbillies. Bet their Facebook is riddled with digs at obama and Nancy Pelosi mixed in with hunting trips and camouflage. So typical.

Reach out and Touch: Josh and Maddie

Always loyal

That Fateful Day

I won't lie, if they both wasn't related they would be a cute couple.

@r305, Maddie grabbing Stephen by the pussy... How Republican 😂

The Princess Diana touch

R319: I know right? The playfulness between the two cousins in private is so different from their serious demeanor in public

Here’s the short video interview Maddie did with Citizen Times regarding gay marriage and Transing of young children:

What's going on at R315? Isn't Josh a senator?

R323: yes that’s Senator Josh Hawley, the one who’s concerned about Masculinity of Young Men, amongst other pressing issues.

It’s also a rather rare photo, as it’s hard to find pictures of Josh and Maddie together

Maddie's shoe soles must always be so clean.

R324 why are Josh and Maddie seated in the same chamber?

Perhaps the state of the union or the counting of the electoral votes.

Afterwards they made out in Josh's office. Only above the waist so no homo!

^ State of the Union, perhaps?

They're in the House chamber @R315.

Very cute @R316.

Emotionally it's like fourteen year old boy crushes. Those two dumb hillbillies, they've destroyed themselves. It deserves a play about it or at least a Sufjan Stevens' song.

Are Maddie and Miss Graham friends?

[R307] I remember that an article said Madison used to express his admiration for Pelosi and Biden until Trump reached out and endorsed him?

reply 307 Log cabin republicans are the gay republicans. Maddy, Stephen and Christian aren't opposing LGB community, they just get annoyed by em waving lil queer flags and showing off bum in the streets throughout June. All in all, Internalized homophobia (Pro-masculinity) matches the republican identity.

I hope he tries writing a series of novels about a top CIA assassin in a wheelchair.

Another setback for Maddie.

Poor Maddie.

Sadly, I’m rapidly losing any interest in Mr. Cawthorn. It was an exciting ride while it lasted, but now he’s just a LOSER, and our work is done here. I think he’ll have a second life on the reality show market, they are much in need of inclusion and he’s bound to be the first wheelchair Bachelor regardless of his sexuality, it didn’t stop Colton. He won’t fair as well on Survivor, but they’ll probably put in ramps and pathways on some island somewhere.

[quote]The playfulness between the two cousins in private is so different from their serious demeanor in public

You expect them to grab each other's crotches in public?

I'm sure I can easily find it on Google, but I'd like to know his address to write him a letter.

M Cawthorn Congress DC

Are you sending him slash fiction about Stephen and him?

It's not fiction about Stephen and him. Stephen has become an oral Top, much to his surprise.

There needs to be a DL fan fiction (?) thread on the passionate love story of our time.

"Mads and Stephen: A Shitty Story of Love in the Time of Fascism".

Get on it, DL romance writers.

[R343] #Str8togay #Cousins #Firstimelove #Dudebro4Cheerleader #Transformation #QueerCaregiver

Top Ten Titles for Mads and Stephen's Romance Novel:

1) Gay Pride and Prejudice

2) The Dapper Diaper

3) Two Wheels for Sister Stephen

4) The Boots Were Made for Cuckolding

5) Withering Height

6) The Thorn Turds

7) A Walk to Dismember

8) To All the Boys I've Gloved Before (special forward by Gym Jordan)

9) 50 Shits of Grey

10) The Fault in Our Cars

^ Loving a Man With a Dead Dick or How I Cry Myself to Sleep Every Night

- Stephen Smith

^^i am laughing my ass off!

Or Cums a Whore Man

Sitler and Cousin Eva

Slut, Story of a Rebel

Roman Holiday

Maddie IS Audrey Hepburn

Cousin Stephen showing some cheeks and back tattoo

There's also pics of him with the ~girls~ at a Conan Gray concert. And a vid of him singing along too.

Poor Mad, he lost his election AND his looks.

[quote]Poor Mad, he lost his election AND his looks.

He's had worse losses.

But just WHO SHOT WHO?

For those of you asking about the pic at r315, the occasion was the counting of Electoral College votes on Jan 6 , 2020

It was taken shortly after the Uprising earlier in the day was over, and shows a rather convivial mood - at least between Josh and Maddie - when the Joint Session was resumed in the evening

Candid shot: Maddie sighted in the airport, on his way to…

…to Rome, Italy, as shown by the link at r351

^ Papped with a girl, and Cousin Stephen was nowhere in sight: a PR ‘Damage Control’ attempt?

Word

@r369, " on his way to… "

OBSCURITY

Throwback: atop Gowan Heights Israel

Once upon a time

Congress is in session and this dickwad runs off to Europe 😠

R366: not really, May 24 was the last day in session for May

^ link

He missed committee meetings besides a full session day on the 24th

Is he marrying that chick in Rome? Beard 2.0?

^ Looks like he's trying to make a deal

Taking vacations on the government dime while he can?

R369: genuinely curious - how do you know he missed a full session on the 24th?

Link?

^ Huh? Kind of hard to be in Italy and DC on the 24th

mussolini's tomb

R374: those pictures, as far as I know, were taken/posted on the 25th

@r376, Geez, you're tedious, they were posted at 8:30AM on the 25th. When the hell do you think he found 9 hours to fly to Italy?

Never mind, don't answer, you're just an annoying troll, so fuck off

Throwback: sad words

[quote] ikiddreal Just some broken dudes who love Jesus.

It's possible this has been posted somewhere on one of his many threads but I didn't see it...

It is possible that in the deposition Cawthorn LIED about the ability to have an erection to bolster his case in the lawsuits. (He lies about everything else. And what were they going to do? A test run to see if he got hard?)

In some cases paralyzed men can have erections and can also with direct stimulation (oral or anal) have an orgasm.

Cousin Stephen could be providing comfort. No one needs to know. It's just between them. It's handier and easier than paying for it or finding a willing female partner whenever Madison gets the urge.

I can see this. Just part of Cousin Stephen's responsibilities. And just maybe Stephen is secretly (or not so secretly) in love with Madison and happy to be of service.

It satisfies needs and everyone involved wins.

Throwback: the Balcony scene

^ Not two brain cells between them

R378 that's the IG of a young evangelical preacher Cousin Stephen follows. He has a church in North Carolina. One wonders how Stephen reconciles his obvious homosexuality with evangelism.

Hillbillies.

[quote] One wonders how Stephen reconciles his obvious homosexuality with evangelism.

Someone said upthread that in the Carolinas they don't care if you're a gay man as long as you marry woman and, preferably, have kids. I assume it's the same with Evangelicals. Both Maddie and Stephen married women, so there's that.

R382 they don’t reconcile, which actually explains a lot.

[quote]Someone said upthread that in the Carolinas they don't care if you're a gay man as long as you marry woman and, preferably, have kids.

How very open-minded they are in the Carolinas!

[quote] they don’t reconcile, which actually explains a lot.

'reconcile' ?

The South is full of married church music and choir directors whom pretty much everyone with a functioning brain realizes are closeted gay men. (Alas, wifey always seems the last to know...) I'm sure they're quietly looked down on, but a veneer of politeness is maintained because no one wants church services and events that are strictly prose.

[R382] Stephen: I'm not queer or whatever, I just love playing with my cousin's real man dick. Still I'm a good Christian

Re R353, Cousin Stephen has such a (how shall I put it...?) WOMANLY BOTTOM!

Can we find out? Did the US taxpayers pay for that conman's fucking trip to Italy?

[quote] when I was 11 or 12 that involved a lot of wrestling/striping and ass grabbing, but didn't go much further, because we really didn't know there was a "further"

Really, in my neighborhood we were sucking dicks at 6 and 7. That was the price of admission to the underground fort. along with snacks.

^Let's hear about the snacks.

This is a tale of love and woe between a Nazi and a Jew during the second wave of fascism. This is OSCAR level stuff right here. Someone needs to write the screenplay (inspired by true events).

Dustin Lance Black stop snooze'n on the job!

I love The Onion

I think I can see Orion, Cassiopeia, or Centaurus on Maddie's forehead.

Is Maddie in Rome without Stephen? I can see him abandoning his cousin in some benighted attempt to continue to grift on the right. And because he never makes an intelligent decision. Abandoning the one person who taken care of you since the accident and who you are happy around is the perfect decision.

Turn around Maddie and come to the side of the light!

Creampie with My Cousin.

Probably had Stephen fly out of BWI to avoid scrutiny.

Different POVs

Throwback: Such self-awareness

[quote] Don't let her smile fool you, she wishes she was taking a picture with her boyfriend instead of me

R492 = Chissy Metz

R392^

Have wheels will travel

well, you see how "blond" he id there.

Sorry r405: I don’t get what you’re saying. Care to clarify?

then why did you like it?

Because I like to do good deeds whenever possible

R244 Dem tiddies. 0_0

Rep. Madison Cawthorn today belatedly disclosed suspected cryptocurrency transactions that earlier this month led the House Ethics Committee to open an investigation into the North Carolina Republican’s possible promotion of an asset he secretly owned.

Cawthorn revealed that he bought between $100,000 and $250,000 worth of “Let’s Go Brandon” cryptocurrency on Dec. 21. The transaction came eight days before he wrote a Dec. 29 Instagram post that said, “Tomorrow we go to the moon,” in response to a photo of him posing with co-founders of the coin.

A day later, the dollar value of that crypto — which is named after a derogatory phrase about President Joe Biden — soared 75% on news of its sponsorship deal with a NASCAR driver.

In the same House financial disclosure form, Cawthorn also belatedly revealed that he had bought between $1,000 and $15,000 worth of Ethereum cryptocurrency on Dec. 27, and between $1,000 and $250,000 of Ethereum on Dec. 31.

Just another GOP grifter. I am so shocked.

Fuck him and his "Let's Go Brandon" bullshit

R410, is that bad?

R413 insider trading is much badder than fucking your intern cousin.

Cousin Stephen looks even gayer when posing with a female. It's like his inner queen surfaces with delight to hang with his fag hag.

Stephen was married to a woman, you know, so stop all that gay banter guys.

What the Madison types do is buy the stock in these fake biticoin companies which makes all their followers buy the stock so it goes up.

Then he dumps the stock at its peak, cleans up and leaves his followers with the bag.

So you tell us. Is that bad?

I want to be in Stephen quite badly.

Stephen needs dental work. And to start smelling more than cookies when he smiles.

Best slide from F395's post:

The Onion: What the fuck’s wrong with you?

Cawthorn: The good news is I’ll never spend a moment of self-reflection trying to figure that out.

Stephen has vampire teeth. Otherwise his teeth look ok. BTW where are the pics of his much-mentioned wife?

Who's the other guy in his entourage. Campaign manager or something. I believe he's married. He presents with not inconsiderable bulge in several photos.

R422

I believe he is Cawthorn’s chief of staff, William “Blake” Harp.

Are there any young pics of dear Madison?

I’d like to know for certain if he got the very tip of his nose chopped off. Looks to be the case. maybe he was born with that flat tip but it looks artificial to moi.

These parents seem like real sickos letting these teenagers get married and pretending that their son is totally normal and there’s nothing to see here.

They make the Addams look the family next door.

^ Fundie Repugs are masters at self-delusion

Cous Stephen at a Conan Gray concert with the ~girlies~. Just last March.

Cousin Stephen lipsyncing. Effeminate as fuck. Gay gay gay

Cousin Stephen's limp wrist.

R428: Cousin Stephen’s body movement is so fluid

[quote]Cousin Stephen’s body movement is so fluid.

Was he a professional dancer before becoming Maddie's "personal assistant"?

R422: as r423 mentioned, here’s Maddie’s Chief of Staff, Blake Harp, next to Cousin Stephen

^ OMG look at the comments

^ link

Low-key presenting

@r427, Nicole Freakinsmith? 😂

Throwback : Maddie at Blake’s wedding

Is it a Southern custom, that young men get married in their early to mid-20s? I mean, that’s kinda early right, one is barely done with school [law school, med school, grad school etc] at that point…

[quote] Nicole Freakinsmith

That must be the wife.

Blake and siblings. He obviously drew the best genetic lot

Putting his Chief of Staff organizational skills to good use

@R440 the Exit sign right behind Blake's head: showing the way... out.

R441: I didn’t even notice until you pointed it out

@[438] Nicole isn’t Stephen’s wife. They’re relatives. They’re the Smiths who grew up in Loganville, Georgia.

And no, Stephen did not and does not have a wife. Although yes marrying young is normal and encouraged in NC. (I almost did)

Can someone fill me in on this particular subculture and the role an obviously gay guy like Cousin Stephen plays in it. I don't believe the others, with the possible exception of Madison who may be situationally bisexual, are in any way gay. They are very much right wing. What's with the uber macho cigar smoking, uber religious Bible study, stiff, especially with such an obvious queen like Stephen. Is he just there to take care of Maddie? I'm an eldergay I do not get this group of people and what they are about.

I assume they are middle class but not rich, white identified (although Stephen is brown, never acknowledged by them) and young

Madison could have used an older adviser to at least keep him out of insider trading and to keep his mouth shut in general.

^ Really? Ok, with these fascists Gay is ok as long as you're one of OUR Gays, which means closeted, but THOSE Gays, out and proud, are disgusting

Our little gay boy Stephen liking far too many tweets about Real Housewives

^ Well, our Stephen wants to be a Real Housewife From North Carolina

[Quote] Beautiful man. I would devour his pink hole for hours.

He would poop in your mouth. He can’t control that hole

Throwback: with da boyz

R444 there is a subculture of MAGA worshiping gay men. For some, it's a fetish, for others it's a way of life. They get off on being around cigar smoking jock bros. Anti gay rhetoric turns them on. Racist rhetoric turns them on. They consider themselves innately inferior to straight men.

They're not interested in other gay guys. They love to "service" straight guys. And, some straight MAGA guys are ok with it, thinking as long as they aren't getting fucked, or sucking dick it isn't gay. In other words, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if Stephen let Maddie peg him in the ass, or try to make him hard with his mouth.

Regarding the Insider trading, the timing of NASCAR driver Brandon Brown teasing about a big collaboration, and Maddie’s writing on Instagram about ‘going to the moon’, actually happened on the same day: Dec 30 2021

First , Brandon’s announcement

‘Going to the moon’:

So I think Maddie has been arguing that the info wasn’t private or privileged because it’s already out in the public.

Can this défense fly?

Link to r451

Link to r452

[R444] there is a subculture of MAGA worshiping gay men. For some, it's a fetish, for others it's a way of life. They get off on being around cigar smoking jock bros. Anti gay rhetoric turns them on. ------- That's very true. There's a decent amount of them being active in political organizations like Log Cabin (LGBTQ for Conservative values)

^ There's a whole lot of "Jews for Hitler" vibe in that link 😳

Dec 5th, 2021

Posted 30th Dec 2021

Brandon Brown and LGB bitcoin sponsorship

^ link

Madison is also being investigated for "having an inappropriate relationship with a member of his staff."

Does he have any members of his staff who don't have dicks? You never see them (women, that is).

R460: I think Cousin Stephen can be explained as Maddie’s nursing aide of sorts, hence the close relationship and 24/7 attendance

Did Maddie try to stick his dick in Stephen's mouth (video) while he was employed at the House?

That would explain the "inappropriate" relationship with staff.

If he wasn't so loathsome and I didn't detest him, I'd be defending their relationship (Cawthorn and Stephen) and whatever it entailed, considering he is a paraplegic and apparently has - or might have - someone that either loves him enough or gets paid enough to be intimate or sexual with him.

I would think, gay or not, if it works for them, good.

But he's a shit. And so must Stephen be.

Maddie's staff doesn't work.

I just reread what I wrote and I'm horrified because it could be interpreted as a paraplegic not being worthy of love or sex on their own, unless someone was paid to have sex with them.

God, no. I meant, Cawthorn is so loathsome that someone might have to be paid to have sex with him. He pays Stephen.

Mea culpa. I hope I've explained that correctly.

Throwback: Brothers in ARMS

That's Blake @R466, right? I forget how many gentlemen callers our Maddie has...

R467: yes, and Blake looks quite sexy here with slightly tousled hair

Blake, Maddie and Cousin Stephen better open an Only Fans soon, that Exit sign abeckons.

Think Lindz is jealous of Maddie's gentleman callers?

R470 it's a generation thang. Lindz had a sister to bring up and it was way back when. If I am hearing correctly, in the Carolinas now they now don't mind if you're gay, as long as you're not out and proud - sounds like a reasonable compromise.

Strange bedfellows

R424: this is I believe the clearest/ sharpest version of this pic [which has been posted all over the net]

But since it’s not in profile I don’t know if it helps you to solve your conundrum re: Maddie’s nose

He clearly had a makeover from Thom at Belk's.

Blake's head looks like he is missing ears in some photos...... What do guys hold onto when he's giving them blow jobs? At least Maddy has some nice handles.

^ Missing ears? Hello hello

That "woman" behind Madison in the black and white dress is gonna cram her dick in his mouth.

R477: r477: that’s actually ex-wifey Cristina who, as far as one knows, is a biological girl.

She usually doesn’t look so rough: a more recent pic below

Maybe Cawthorn and John Wayne Bobbitt could do a double-dong OnlyFans.

They could call it "Maddy and Daddy."

She looks like a sex worker, which is probably exactly what she was. Or a Russian agent.

@r478, That's why Maddie married her, he took one look at that upper body strength and thought, "Now there's a girl who can carry me to the bathroom" 😍

Youth Idol

r480 Probably. That girl works too hard on her "assets" to not be used by a guy that can't get hard or cum or even thrust correctly.

^ Aw, it's a baby MAGAt 🤮

^ For r482

R482 Maddie is starting to look pretty rough for someone in his 20s. Look at those eyes. He's boozing and/or doing drugs.

Enlarge R482's photos. Madison's eyes are WILDLY dilated.

@r482, Looks like Maddie is trying to groom that little boy 🤔

Not so ElevatEd

A more recent shot

I have spinal problems (a few fusions) and ended up on a reddit for severely injured people, mostly guys. One of the main topics is “how to cum” and these guys are well aware of prostate power. I don’t doubt that Cousin Steve has free use of Madison’s hole. They probably flush Madison’s hole and then femmy Steve fucks the pretty crip.

I can’t see a hot young, muscular chick like Maddy’s ex content to live a life of celibacy. I think Madison is too gay to eat pussy. Besides straight woman can only survive on the licky licky so long before they need some dick. Now I suppose Madison could be laced into a strap on, but that would be a drag. Speaking of drag, Madison looks prettier in drag than his ex-wife.

I would fuck the shit out of Cousin Stephen. I would not wanna hear a word out of his mouth

Cousin Stephen would be happy for your dick r493. She is probably sick of being a top and feels her hole needs the attentions of the mens.

I’ll be when cousin Stephen dick hits Madison’s prostate, Cawthorn screams and hollers like Aunt Esther.

I wonder if, since they're both into Hitler, and all things German, they get into scat. Gay Alt Right guys get into some fucked up shit, including scat, piss, Satan, underage. So funny how QAnon idiots accuse the left of being into that stuff. Neo-Nazis are WAY more into it.

Maddie, hard at work with Blake, fully bearded

[R494]. She only wants some republican real man to fuck her tho

Cousin Stephen always looks so cheerful, he’s a good influence on Maddie, who has entertained dark suicidal thought post accident [according to his deposition]

Throwback: Unfinished business

When I see a picture of Stephen all bright and cheerful then I read his dark Nazi comments, I have a hard time reconciling the two 🤔

R501 Stephen makes dark Nazi comments? Wow. I bet he's into some real fucked up shit. Back when Tumblr still had porn, there was a whole Alt Right Neo-Nazi gay fetish subculture. They were turned on by young, blonde guys saying racist shit, they loved guns. A big thing would be like a 23 year old holding his gun right next to his dick. They hated women, would post all kinds of female abuse porn. Many of them were also into Satan worship, and piss.

^ Stephen pretty much echos Maddie and now that Maddie has gone Dark MAGA I suppose he'll drag Stephen right along

More gay republicans coming

^ Who are those people?