Madison Cawthorn: Crotchgate Electric Boogaloo - Life Without Stephen (?) - Part 6

He’s dropped the lawsuit against his former buddy who was driving the car in which Madison was injured. Perhaps the prospect of lost millions led to Stephen’s loss of affection.

He's as gorg as ever!

He's been back in the country for several weeks, posting Instagram stories about the second amendment so he may be planning a job with the NRA.

Stephen has removed "second cousin to Madison Cawthorn" from his Instagram.

I don't know if Stephen still works in Madison's office. A little snooping could probably discover that.

My guess is the bad publicity has caused them to hide the relationship or end it. But who would be the nurse companion then?

Ew, he got a sleeve tattoo on his otherwise hot arms?

He's going downhill fast.

I stand corrected, it appears he just arrived in the country. He must have been posting the political Instagram posts from Italy.

Stephen might have been the source for the photos and videos that ended Mandy’s career.

^Maddy’s, dammit

^ POSSIBLY, Stephen definitely seems like a ditzy queen.

Our perhaps the special relationship couldn’t withstand being exposed to the light of day.

[quote] Madison Cawthorn seen for the first time since losing his primary race

He is STILL an elected member of congress until the new year, I take it he hasn't even been showing up but still collecting the paycheck. I am not surprised.

^ He never showed up to work before he was a lame duck, he's certainly not going to show up now

Madison is so cute!

Are there nude photos?

R10 No, Madison is still hard at work, tackling the issues that really concern Americans. He’s introduced a bill to ban the use of Federal funds for abortion-related travel costs.

What possible difference would it make whether or not he shows up. He doesn’t actually do anything.

@r12, "Are there nude photos? "

Everywhere 🙄

Why should taxpayers have to pay for abortions?

Just leave it to me!

"Why should taxpayers have to pay for abortions? "

It's cheaper than supporting unwanted kids

Madison is opposed to Sweden and Finland joining NATO.

[quote] he may be planning a job with the NRA.

Someone might want to break it to him that the NRA is broke

Madison voted against the gay marriage bill today. For someone who has probably had lots of gay sex with his cousin that's sad 😥.

Self loathers are like that, R20.

Has Cousin Stephen moved on to functioning dick now? He looks like he has been dying to bottom all his life.

I really hope Cousin Stephen releases an OnlyFans. I bet you some sugar daddy already snagged him.

R20, yet DLers crowed about Cawthorn was apparently a gay marriage supporter

^ he took a Libertarian position in his first race and accepted a Log Cabinette endorsement which makes this even more disappointing.

I hope Cousin Stephen is withholding the dick over this!

He's attempting to swat the gay rumors by his vote.

I would love to worship his arms and chest! He's so strong.

Yes, we know, De-Fucktard.

R27 well hopefully you're a top cause you are in for a boring life if you expect to be satisfied.

Yeah, R26 and looking for a job in some really right wing organization after his time in Congess is up.

Don’t be so sure, OP!

And it’d be rather sad if Maddie was eating the delish looking General Tso’s chicken all by himself in this recent clip

R31, when was that taken? They both look goofy 🤪 there btw.

Throwback: Maddie, don’t ever forget that you said this

R33: it was taken back in March at CPAC Texas

Uh oh...trouble in paradise?

Did Stephen left him and in retaliation Maddie voted against gay marriage?

R36 “If I can’t have you, no one will!”

He's an ass, but he looks hot in R1's first picture.

Crazy eyes.

Throwback: wild hair don’t care

Another one from the vault: Psalm 127

I’m sure he’ll pick up someone new at the next family reunion.

R41 too bad his parents didn't plan well enough

Another Chinese takeout with a good view

Smize

I want to hate-fuck him so bad. I have an erotic fantasy of Cousin Stephen dumping Maddy then Maddy cannot help but begging Stephen to come back on Snapchat. Stephen must've saved many pics of naked Maddy...

R46 yuck, not that weird hairy in the crack ass

Attaboy!

He's a cunt. Someone needs to wheel out into the ocean

High

I want to see him to be trained into a sub bottom.

He's buds with pedo GOPig Matt Gaetz, so doubtless they're arranging dates with underage whores who'll lick his fecal-impacted anus.

"Madison Cawthorn says he has no plans for a post-politics career in Hollywood as he gets off a flight from LA"

Because liberal left Hollywood wants anything to do with wheelchair Jimmy over here. Please.

[Quote] I want to see him to be trained into a sub bottom. That’s pretty much his only option

Probably the saddest looking pic of Maddie in circulation

^ like he’s been spending the whole night before crying

Who da hot muscle boy in da red shirt at R40?

He smells like shit. Check his bag for leaks.

I am not a crook!!!

‘Now what?’

Throwback: 2013, Guatemala

I'm pretty sure that addy would be able to pay the bills if he opens Onlyfans

[quote]Did Stephen left him and in retaliation Maddie voted against gay marriage?

He'd have done it anyway.

what the fuck did he spend 200k on? How could he have hidden it ? you know he's scammed it somehow.

Isn’t he still an elected working Congressman until January?

Yes, he is.

Heroes

I miss Stephen. Where is that kid?

R67, licking the shit-impacted anuses of GOPigs since 1959!

He, like other GOP congressmen, are just grifters, sucking up as much tax money as they can—like cockgobbler

Hunter

Throwback: with hunky Jersey dudebro @clancysmah

Throwback: Maddie congratulating the gay hunk on his marriage [not his husband on the right]

^ link

gorgeous!

Take the bands off your cigars, you trash!!

R76: opinions seem divided

This man-child is a pitiful sight. It’s so clear that his youth, lack of direction after his accident, his desire to be in control, and his lust for position and power have lead to his defeat. On some levels I don’t blame him. I saw the RNC using his disability as a way to get the votes.( the Republicans have never really been open to diversity of any sort- ask Senator Tim Scott- the modern day Sambo of the right.) I also think that whether he is gay or not, he is certainly confused about sexuality, marriage, and the hazards being someone you aren’t. The best place for him is outside of politics. He needs to get himself right, have a come to Jesus moment, and start being a man and not a cripple- and I don’t mean his legs.

He made a chose, like Miss Lindsay, Boebart, and MTG, to go crazy MAGA to keep his seat.

The quip about coke-fueled orgies, however, went too far for the GOP (likely because it’s true), and that ended his political career

^ choice

Latest pleas

^ the recent upheavals must have driven him to get more ink: self punishment?

And who is having the second portion of Gyro, Maddie?

what hotel is he spending the last of his supporters' funds on?

You should be embarrassed, r77.

I mean really.

is he eating dinner eb=very night on the lincoln memorial?

R85: I was QUOTING an article. Can’t you tell the difference between what’s stated in an article from a cigar site, and a personal opinion [which, btw, I haven’t stated]?

Or is your mind too befuddled by your cigar snobbery that you have problem distinguishing between the two?

He comes across as a frat douche with the cigar.

Calling this homophobe Nazi “Maddie” is enough to make me puke. Besides this bitch gon lose her hair!!!!

The only way he can get out of this with any honor is to commit suicide

Maddie wants to dominate , influence ppl but I want to see him to be dominated like a sub bitch he is

Because only one major asshole politician in a wheelchair can make waves in the media headlines at a time. It's also becoming tough to one up outrageous talking points. This country just isn't big enough for the two of us.

Madison in action.

R93 I follow him on Instagram to see what he is up to. Yeah, he’s completely lost his mind now.

[quote]Madison in action.

Jesus, what a fucking mental case. Is cousin Stephen one of the other guys going commando in the video?

My impression is Maddie and Cousin Stephen are “taking a break” in their “relationship”.

Re: r83

There’s just something sad about posting pics of your sandwich-to-go like it’s a big deal.

A lonely visual.

R95 Cousin Stephen isn’t in the scene, but he may be behind the camera. The lead “commando” is quite cute. Madison doesn’t seem to know any unattractive guys.

Madison may be having fun playing soldier, but he still has mounting legal problems.

[quote]Did Stephen left him

Oh, dear.

^ that's how they talk in Western Carolina.

What the heck is going on in that video

no more campaign funds for fun and trips!

Here’s a nice summary of Madison’s current predicament. He turned 27 last week. A belated Happy Birthday, Maddie!

^ Maddie's going to need a very wealthy sugar daddy.

Perhaps he already has one.

Maddie basically spent his time in DC acting like it was a partying free-for-all, not a real job representing a district.

Where is COUSIN STEPHEN!!! Where is his OnlyFans!

[quote]Maddie basically spent his time in DC acting like it was a partying free-for-all, not a real job representing a district.

But he drew the line at cocaine-fueled orgies, R106. That's why the Republicans turned against him.

Such a perfect face.Pity about the noodle legs, psycho bit.

Why is she swinging around a piece of shit in the video at r81 ?

He has tiny pimples on his forehead and cheek. Too many or not enough facials.

Always Train

R98: the lead ‘commando’ is Maddie’s older brother, Zachary, who, due to his swarthy appearance, looks more related to Cousin Stephen than Maddie.

And you’re probably right: Cousin Stephen’s filming it, that seems to be part of his job description

A mental case who's obsessed with guns. That usually doesn't end well.

MAD Hatter: Maddie and brother Zachary

R107: the pic at r112, the second guy on the left in bLack tee - could that be Cousin Stephen?

Babe Magnet

More Babe Magnet [ and Mom]

R116, that looks like Cousin Stephen. My guess is this manly exercise got Maddie and Stephen all worked up and sweaty and they had especially hawt cousin sex that night.

I'd like his handicapped ass on my face.

What do he do for a living now?

[quote]Two great Americans

R121: he’s still officially a Congressman, until the end of the year

"Two great Americans"

Two Bro Mos 😉

[quote]I'd like his handicapped ass on my face.

Why is the guy in the middle of R74’s Instagram post posing with a cane? Is he a lesbian?

And hopefully seen for the last time.

He is kinda cute in that rabbit picture R115 . Maybe he becomes a lefty in the future and will support islam like the others in order to please bee nest omar?

Dubious haircut

^ yeah I think he's losing it since the election.

I also can't get over how genetically divergent that family is.

@r129, His mother looks like a deer caught in the headlights who thinks everything is "just fine" with her Nazi kid and his dick-sucking fascist friends

MAGAt TAGAt BAGit

Not totally out of fanbois

Throwback: last clear public sighting of the CousinS together in one shot

[quote]the recent upheavals must have driven him to get more ink

He should’ve gotten a tattoo of a working leg.

[quote]He turned 27 last week. A belated Happy Birthday, Maddie!

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

I'd like to subscribe Maddie&Cousin Stephen's OnlyFans for 10 years if they ever release one. I don't care if it's Stephen topping Maddie or Maddie pegging Stephen with a strapon-on, I just want to watch em fucking

R134 That photo documents the moment Madison acknowledged his election defeat. His face clearly shows the pain he is feeling at having been defeated. Of the other people in the photo, only Stephen’s face shows concern and anguish. He’s looking down at Madison with an expression of sadness and love. It’s obvious he’d like to be standing next to Madison, rather than being relegated to the back row.

R138: it’s really ‘The Moment of Truth’ kinda pic isn’t it

I hope the Cousins can weather the rough seas ahead, and not go their separate ways…

R115, I count only one bed in that hotel room....hmmm

^ Southern brothers sleeping together well into adulthood is not that uncommon. Maybe older brother Zach taught Maddie everything he knows about, um, stuff 🙄

Madison’s brother, Zachary, seems to have a better ordered life than Madison. He probably has the same political opinions, but at least he has a respectable occupation, rather than being a “hospitality professional” at Chick-fil-A.

low-life scum.

R142 Zachary looks a lot like Stephen, but less twinky.

^ They're cousins, it happens

R142 Brother Zach found the lightest photo he could for that advertisement of himself.

R134 yeah Cousin Stephen has the sad political wife face there.

He won’t be invited to orgies now that he lost

^ The only reason they invited Maddie was to do lines off his head 😜

Has their cousinhood been independently verified?

^ What does that mean?

R151 Some people doubt they're related. What I'm asking is if there's proof they're actually cousins.

^ Who doubts they're related, Stephen even looks like Maddie's older brother, Zach?

[quote] What I'm asking is if there's proof they're actually cousins.

Still, they're cousins, Identical cousins and you'll find, They laugh alike, they walk alike, At times they even talk alike -

You can lose your mind, When cousins are two of a kind.

^ Maddie's hot dog made Stephan lose control... 😜

Stephen is only Madison's third cousin once removed, allegedly. Even if they are related, it's got nothing to do with his perceived resemblance with M's brother, as third cousins share very little DNA. So the question remains.

^ I don't care, they still look related

R157 But that's not proof they're actually related.

^ No one gives a shit but you

He's obviously one of those incest queens...

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just think it's interesting how the cousins thing only came out after their weird relationship was being targeted by the tabloid press. The cousin claim might be a cover for another kind of relationship. Do you get it now?

^ No

Who’s Pfluger?

I wonder if Maddie would ever make an Honest Man outta Cousin Stephen…

^ Can cousins marry in North Carolina?...

What am I saying? Brothers and sisters can marry in North Carolina

R156 Maddie said third cousin, Stephen said second and had that up on his Instagram until after the election. I'm suspecting Stephen is right since he actually graduated college and knows how to count. I'm not sure Madison does.

R165, just an aside but W VA has pretty restrictive laws on cousin marriage.

Probably reaction to the stereotype.

So, if he was fisted, would he feel it like normal?

Rosy: his cheeks

Misty watercolored

^Loathesome CRETIN.

R170 He’s saying to Stephen, “I can hardly wait until you sit on this.”

R172: how exciting!

Resting bitch face at R169.

Some forget the "once removed" crap.

I bet their grandparents are siblings.

@r174, "Resting bitch face"

Looks more like too much make up face

Any updated news?

^ if you follow his Instagram you can see visual stories that disappear after 24 hours. Lately they have been claiming the FBI raid on Trump is similar to the death of the Roman Republic. It's not quite a call for insurrection but comes close. Previously he's been using similar language in regard to the 2nd Amendment and doing podcasts with really far right guys. He's moving into Dark MAGA land which exists near the bottom of the barrel of the right.. These were the guys showing up for Jan 6 and whom Trump signals to.

My guess is that if he's not in jail for campaign fraud he will try to make a living grifting in that world.

I have a feeling if he lives that long that there will be a redemption tour and book crying about how he was sucked into the whole Trump/MAGA world and how he was a naive kid who was duped by the power and money of DC... Blah, blah, blah

^ there was never a time he was not MAGA or proto-MAGA as he grew up among lower middle class Republicans in western Carolina. Yeah I know western Carolina Republicans are largely the descendants of Union supporters during the Civil War. But they are now standard southern Republicans and natural Trumpsters.

He was not "sucked in", he embraced MAGA because he believes in it and also saw it as a way to make money by being its pretty mouthpiece. If he had kept his pretty mouth shut about cocaine orgies he'd still be a Republican Congressman from a relatively safe seat. Viewed by colleagues as a dunce but within the tent. He's an idiot.

^ His family is pretty rich, his father is a stock broker

He's in development talks for a new Marvel comic, 'Impacted Feces Man!'

Throwback: that rare occasion when he took public transport

Trouble

we know from like 2 weeks ago.

He actually has a way out: declare he will run again in 2024, form a campaign, and FORWARD everything to the future campaign. Voilà!

But he seems to be suffering from a lack of Political Will…

Serious

Yes, why shouldn’t he declare he’ll run again? He can collect more money to buy those cigars.

R187 He’s got a great smile, but he’s also cute when he’s serious.

R187, interesting about the low angle, intentionally removing his short seated crotch-view status in all real situations.

He's no doubt thinking big thots, like when to order more Chik-Fil-A.

^Or when to transmit that Chik-Fil-A management job application.

R187 his fingers are very thick.

Maddie posted a new IRS recruitment ad, apparently since deleted [by the IRS]

^ link

Throwback: 2018

Back when life’s full of Cheers and Cheerleading

In the arms of good friend Micah Bock

Maddie, the Classical Scholar:

@r197, Same day, same location...

@r196, I didn't know Ann Miller was a cheerleader with cousin Stephen 🤔

R199: yes it’s the same trip, so it seems at least 3 of them went together

Micah is cute in a beefy fit fat sorta way

For a bunch of hetero guys they sure are physically comfortable with one another

@r201, "so it seems at least 3 of them went together"

I bet they came together as well 😛

Maddie and his posse seem like a bunch of high schoolers playing Washington big shots on the taxpayers dime

Oh, look. He's standing up, again! It's a miracle! Again!

What a stunt crip.

"3rd cousin once removed" my ass. They are not even legally related if that's the case. Wife moves out and files for divorce after only 8 months, and then look at that linked video and the poolside photo. This is a trio of down-low fuck buddies, plain and simple. This guy is a con artist living on the dime of IGNORANT, uneducated, gullible western NC hillbilly types (and the many THOUSANDS of old white MAGA retirees who've swamed up there to live in those mountains nowadays). Suckers all.

^ second cousin

^ Kissin' cousins

He needs to pounded hard

Born nurturer

^ Is the his and Maddie's butt baby?

Is Stephen the father?

^ Mother

^One or the other, who's counting?

A Friendly supporter

R216 That’s a real daddy type.

^ He's a hillbilly Trumper

Cute jacket

Update on Sister Madison’s money-related problems. Things could get serious soon.

If you ho back to the start of Cousin Stephen's insta he's a slightly soft obviously gay cheerleader at Western Carolina. His friends are (other) effeminate gay men of color and girls. There is a point where he meets or reconnects with his cousin. All of a sudden he's a muscular, cigar smoking, right wing douche wearing douchey Maddie-like clothes. It's all very odd. He is also wearing an identical cross to one Maddie wears. It's circular so not standard.

In the more recent insta he's morphed back a little into the earlier goofy guy and hanging with his mother. I think he was corrupted by Maddie and hope he doesn't go to jail. He also follows Leslie Jordan on insta.

We girls love having our photo taken!

R222: Cousin Stephen looks cute with this haircut

^ 😂 He looks Mexican

GAY Mexican.

Throwback: with Hispanic supporters/fanbois

chalupa

Fags…all of them.

R226, who are those fat queens?

R229: a pair of conservative Hispanic brothers

^ it might be nice going thru life that dumb. You have something to believe in. Until he betrays you and the country by trying to sell classified information.

Now that Maddie is no longer suing his frenemy Brad and Brad’s father, I wonder if they’d get close again

OMG

[quote] julianskeen Why don't you admit he was your boyfriend and lover before the wreck!

^ Link

Omg. Cawthorn naked and thrusting his pelvis at another man's head! If it's in the Daily Mail, it must be true.

Aren't we done with this freak?

@r235, That video was everywhere and not just the Daily Fail. His own party released it as payback for the "cocaine orgy" stuff he blabbed about

reply 233

Then it must be one of the most poignantly sad love stories I`ve ever heard....

^ Everything about Maddie's life is sad and getting worse

R238: I know. And I really wonder how much truth there is to the rumor that Maddie and Brad were boyfriends before the accident…

Oh and if you want to make a reply to a certain post, just add r to the number, eg

R233

then it becomes clickable

[quote]That video was everywhere and not just the Daily Fail. His own party released it as payback for the "cocaine orgy" stuff he blabbed about

R237, I haven't been following Madison's shenanigans very closely. The Daily Mail article is the first time I heard of the sex tape of Madison getting oral from a guy. I just took it at face value and thought it was proof that he was gay. However, when I actually saw the video on Metro, instead of stills, I think the exaggerated movements mean the video was made as a joke and was supposed to be funny. Not very smart for a politician to make this kind of a joke video. Taking things a little too far.

^ If they were fully dressed, yeah maybe bros fooling around, but when a naked man is shoving his dick into the face of another man, they ain't straight

Update on Madison’s financials. He loves his cigars!

Maybe he was wearing a sock on his willy, R242 😆. Gotta make it convincing. He can't be wearing underwear and pretending to have oral sex.

Do we even know if he can get an erection and ejaculate? Asking for a friend.

Someone should follow Brad on social media. If he ever come out or has a bf in the future, we can deduce that Maddie is gay

Madison may have to cut back on his cigars.

R245: Brad used to have an Instagram account, but I think it’s been deleted within the past few months

Good friends

And Brad used to fan the fire underneath Maddie’s bed

r233 Meh, that account has no avi and only follows shirtless guys. Of course it would say something like that.

Maddie after the accident is always smiling, acting boisterous, active.

Everything, including his foray in politics, is to deny the absolute horror to himself of his physical condition.

It's pretty sad, really.

Throwback: another one of Maddie’s conservative brodude fanbois

R251: good observation

In Madison's case, a cigar is a penis substitute.

Daily rent paid

^ oops sorry wrong thread

Yet somehow apt.

Where to, now?

Well, if his equipment works, he could do porn.

^ Yep, He could be a real star in wheelchair porn. It's kind of sick, but there's really a market for that

He's so young and stupid. In a few years he may look back and say "What the fuck was I doing?"..

^ I think this one is going to be dumb for life. I hear he's grifted millions, so he'll be fine

What a car crash!

(oops!)

Queerty is on top of this. Look at the size of that thing in his mouth. Madison really likes big ones.

[quote] Where to, now?

Where? To an accessible toilet for another one-hour session of scooping out impacted feces from his anus.

Hot stuff, right, MAGAt FAGAt fawning shit-lickers?

[quote]Queerty is on top of this. Look at the size of that thing in his mouth. Madison really likes big ones.

Sometimes a cigar isn't just a cigar.

Maddie citing fellow North Carolina conservative brodude Bo Hines

I looked at the Queerty article listed at r264, and a commentator suggested that Maddie might claim bankruptcy as a way out of financial woes.

There is definitely that possibility.

But what if Maddie wasn’t as broke as the media implied? I say this because, right around the primary loss, he dropped his lawsuit against frenemy Brad and his daddy.

If Maddie were really destitute, would he have given up this opportunity, no matter how slim, to squeeze some much needed moolah from the insurance company?

His action rather leads one to the opposite direction: that the insurance money wasn’t worth his trouble to pursue

And why is that?

Because it’s possible that he had made a killing with his bitcoin speculations and got out early enough before the market crashed

So Maddie’s personal piggy bank is actually quite flushed. This will explain the seemingly lack of urgency to file the financial reports

Therefore one possible outcome: he will pay off everything, fines and all, and do something completely different Post-Congress

Or: he declares bankruptcy and/or goes to jail

"But what if Maddie wasn’t as broke as the media implied?"

Imagine that 🤔

R269: if those figures were right, then, yeah, Maddie could just pay off everything

Light relief: one of Maddie’s close friend/ ex-staff, Micah Bock, serving LEWKS which vacaying in Mexico with his *girlfriend*

^ Micah wears the exact same cross as Maddie and Cousin Stephen. It's small, circular and almost nautical. Perhaps it's a sign of friendship but it's weird. It's obvious from other photos on his Instagram.

From the taped interview he's one of those guys who is into conservative political philosophy. I mean real philosophy. He doesn't quite have gay voice, it's more douche conservative college boy voice.

Micah was here with Maddie and Stephen. The three are very close 😉

he owns two vacant lots in hendersonville street with million dollar homes.

5529 and 6389 n ridgeview hill rd

near the river too.

details are hidden on google but one home sold in 2018 for a million.

R273: this was posted above. Such a sweet picture of friendship and camaraderie

There’s a poster who’s always going on about bulges, except that most of what he mentioned seem invisible and somewhat imaginary [see for example the Shawn Mendes and Josh Kushner thread]

Now that pic at r275 with Micah is a different story

@r275, Yep, that's the picture I was looking for, I didn't scroll far enough up. Looks like that was a very *hot* vacation 😛

- r273

Band of bros, bros.

Throwback: this pic brings a sense of coziness and intimacy, before everything really started going south

^ The guy in the front looks real happy to be there 😛

^Fucking SWINE. Douchebros of Dixie.

A clearer picture of his finances and financial management.

^STUPID, mouth-breathing fuck.

Is he old enough to be Donald's 2nd Vice President? He's certainly FULLY QUALIFIED.

Hmm. Maddie seems to like being surrounded by lots of cocks at all times. Interesting.

^ The only photo that I can recall where he’s surrounded by women is the one in which he’s wearing lingerie and earrings.

Hahaha, R286. And he doesn't seem very happy.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Misreported his own donation.

Back to his feisty self: Maddie vs the new IRS recruits

Stunt photo pranks while squandering taxpayer money.

Grifter shit-brick crip MAGAt.

I want to feel those luscious biceps and run my fingers through his hair.

[quote] "He's as gorg as ever!"

R2 Judging from the link photo at R1, he's not going to age well. It will be great when his exterior matches his interior.

I bet he loves to suck cock.

Well, they say the son often grows up to be the father, so here’s Papa Roger Cawthorn, Financial Advisor [a limited partner] at Edward Jones, to give y’all a glimpse of the future Maddie

And this is the other reason I think Maddie’s financial affairs couldn’t be as messy as the media are trying to made it out to be, as the Cawthorn family is a very tight knit one, so surely Maddie is getting financial advice from his father

^ Dad is not a bad looking man, however brother Zach takes after dad and Maddie seems to favor mom...

^ They're more all-American white bread than the Cleavers

That article at R269 screams bullshit. There is no way on earth he's worth $49 million.

Maddie is waiting out the end of his employment by creating content for his upcoming OnlyFans account. New videos and he'll be selling his shit-stained undies to an exclusive clientele of Saudi Arabian "businessmen".

Bro Zach looks like he's a good part American Indian to me. I wonder if Maddie's Mom was up to something that Pappy didn't know about...Big Cherokee population in Maddie's Congressional district in WNC.

Cousin Stephen and Zach definitely look like cousins. Like most southerners, Maddie acknowledges there is "some" Cherokee in his ancestry and I don't think he means the Jeep

Yes, Cousin Stephen looks more like Zach's brother than Maddie does, definitely.

Look at mom's dark eyes and imagine her without the blonde dye job.

And a few feathers sticking up out of her wig.

I think Madison looks like a more-handsome version of his father. Zach looks very much like his mother. The mother’s dye job really doesn’t conceal her dark coloring. This is more evident in some photos than in others. I think she pretty clearly has Cherokee ancestry, while the father has little if any.

Idiot MAGAt shit-suckers.