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A new year, a new HGTV thread

Here's something pretty to look at while we discuss the good, the bad and the ugly of various HGTV shows and personalities.

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by Anonymousreply 178May 27, 2022 12:55 AM

Old thread, for reference

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by Anonymousreply 1February 1, 2022 8:24 PM

Dave Marrs looks damn good in his jeans.

And his helper Chase is going to need to go shirtless soon, because his chest and biceps are getting bigger every second.

by Anonymousreply 2February 4, 2022 2:47 PM

I'm ashamed/not ashamed to admit I rubbed one out to this

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by Anonymousreply 3February 4, 2022 8:22 PM

Wow, Home Town was kinda raunchy last night.

- mention of the word "bunghole" which apparently has to do with a wine barrel

- Ben discussing the term "how's it hanging"

- Ben telling Josh to get up on the table, and for all the world it briefly looked like Josh was going to open his legs for Big Ben (their size contract was just....rowr)

by Anonymousreply 4February 7, 2022 6:12 PM

*contrast

by Anonymousreply 5February 7, 2022 6:22 PM

There's a new Daddy on the block: Home Inspector Joe

Hot as blazes. Though the tats are a bit much.

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by Anonymousreply 6February 7, 2022 6:33 PM

Pretty eyes, and big ol' biceps for sure.

by Anonymousreply 7February 7, 2022 7:00 PM

His biceps aren't as big as mine! I could take him easily.

by Anonymousreply 8February 7, 2022 7:04 PM

No, Chip, those are sacs of pus, not biceps.

by Anonymousreply 9February 7, 2022 7:07 PM

It's good to see Mike Holmes back on HGTV but I am not a big fan of the new format which tries to emulate every other show where there has to be a tear-jerking back story for every homeowner. It just comes off so calculated and false.

by Anonymousreply 10February 7, 2022 7:09 PM

It does seem cheesy....but damn I need Mike's son inside me quite deeply

by Anonymousreply 11February 7, 2022 7:10 PM

[quote] I need Mike's son inside me quite deeply

The daughter has an unusual look. Almost alien-like.

by Anonymousreply 12February 8, 2022 2:19 PM

R12 She does. She's not ugly, she reminds me of Kate McKinnon sometimes, but her eyes are just really weird, and apparently they don't have a makeup artist on set to soften them.

I generally don't like guys with long hair but for some reason Mike Jr does it for me.

by Anonymousreply 13February 8, 2022 2:21 PM

Haven’t thought of Mike Holmes in years.

Didn’t know he had a son, so looked him up - he’s hunky and handsome and looks like he’s smelling cookies in a couple of photos.

Interesting if he were gay or bi.

As much as I liked Mike, I do remember a couple of homohobkic-adjacent comments back on his former show.

Funny if he had a son who turned out to be into guys.

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by Anonymousreply 14February 8, 2022 2:29 PM

R14 his son is married with children (I know, I know). If you watch the Holmes Family Christmas special you can see their homes and spouses. Mike Sr. appears to be in a relationship with someone other than his kids' mother.

by Anonymousreply 15February 8, 2022 3:01 PM

R14 That's an older photo of Mike Jr. He's grown quite a bit since then.

Unfortunately he's married to a stinkfish.

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by Anonymousreply 16February 8, 2022 3:27 PM

It looks like he's back to shorter hair now but there was a time a year or two ago where he had longer hair.....and I thought he looked good there, too.

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by Anonymousreply 17February 8, 2022 3:29 PM

If you click the link I provided, R16, it has multiple shots of Jr.

— R14

by Anonymousreply 18February 8, 2022 4:40 PM

R18 whoopsy. Missed that. Some nice shots of him in there.

Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 19February 8, 2022 4:50 PM

Just saw a House Hunters in LA with a hilarious lady wrestler. They should make a show out of her life.

But she looks like she's wearing a possum on her head.

by Anonymousreply 20February 12, 2022 3:55 AM

Nice shirtless pic of Mike Holmes, Jr.

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by Anonymousreply 21February 12, 2022 5:17 AM

R21 FUCK YEAH

I want my forehead to be on that treasure trail when he's in my mouth

by Anonymousreply 22February 12, 2022 2:31 PM

Three hours of Mike Holmes Sr and Jr tonight!

by Anonymousreply 23February 12, 2022 10:06 PM

Yes, and apparently Mike Jr. has grown his hair out.

If you thought he was hot before...

Scorching

by Anonymousreply 24February 13, 2022 12:49 AM

Yes, he looks totally different with his hair grown out and completely hot!

by Anonymousreply 25February 13, 2022 1:31 AM

I've been trying to tell y'all about that long hair.

I usually don't like it but he is hot as FUCK like that.

by Anonymousreply 26February 13, 2022 5:19 AM

Mmmmm I want to rub my face all over Holmes Jr's hairy tummy as I slowly engulf his fat cock down to his big hairy balls !

by Anonymousreply 27February 13, 2022 5:45 AM

The guy on Fixer to Fabulous this week was just so....NELLIE.

Married to a woman, but so, so nellie.

by Anonymousreply 28February 17, 2022 2:02 PM

I wanted to like the home inspector Joe show but

(a) it's pretty terrible - all over the place and he doesn't always know what he's talking about and

(b) despite some swole guns and a big chest.....I dunno. Sometimes his face is sorta handsome and other times, I don't think he looks that good.

And he looks kinda trashy. More like a "where is his parole officer?" kind of thing.

by Anonymousreply 29February 17, 2022 2:07 PM

^^^Also he's such a Debbie Downer. The RE Agent always looks horrified when he has to announce something.

by Anonymousreply 30February 17, 2022 5:20 PM

I watched like 15 minutes of a repeat of Windy City Rehab last night and I almost jizzed in my pants when Ari was on screen. Damn, that's a fine DILF.

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by Anonymousreply 31February 17, 2022 7:55 PM

Who knew? Not me.

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by Anonymousreply 32February 22, 2022 3:36 AM

I want to see Home Town Josh’s tight little bunghole.

by Anonymousreply 33February 22, 2022 4:16 AM

R33 He really does it for me for some reason!

The other friend is sort of cute too, in a "straight guy who's a little drunk and showing off his dick" sort of way.

by Anonymousreply 34February 22, 2022 1:48 PM

Damn,Mr. Kleinschmidt must be throw ing some damn good dick if hes had TWO black women spun !

by Anonymousreply 35February 22, 2022 9:06 PM

That's gotta be some thick German sizemeat, for sure! "Klein" is little but nothing small about his junk!

by Anonymousreply 36February 22, 2022 9:08 PM

Is this guy still on TV? He looks like he should be a DL favorite.

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by Anonymousreply 37February 22, 2022 9:30 PM

I think that show was on TLC? His husband Roger was the other big bear but the minute Roger spoke a thousand purses came tumbling out.

by Anonymousreply 38February 22, 2022 9:57 PM

Ugh, those twin sisters are coming back.

by Anonymousreply 39February 24, 2022 4:16 PM

That wrestler was strange at first, but then I warmed to her.

She was so adorable by the end. Really great personality.

by Anonymousreply 40February 24, 2022 5:03 PM

There was a HHI in Stuttgart this week - not a very exciting episode but the German realtor Marcus had beautiful eyes and presented VPL and a very nice ass to the camera.

(I just don't like Kevin, the usual German realtor.....he just seems like cheap Euro trash, and not in a hot way, either.)

by Anonymousreply 41February 24, 2022 6:08 PM

Hilary Farr looks so old and manly on her new show

by Anonymousreply 42February 25, 2022 10:38 PM

Cute little nurse twink on tonight’s HOME TOWN.

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by Anonymousreply 43February 28, 2022 12:42 AM

She's a mess

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by Anonymousreply 44February 28, 2022 3:41 PM

Little twink nurse was cute.

by Anonymousreply 45February 28, 2022 3:41 PM

The husband on this week's Fixer to Fabulous was 🔥 flaming! 🔥

He and the little wifey had been married all of three months but he was smelling an entire Keebler factory of cookies and everyone one of his expressions screamed "grandma pearl clutch." We'll see him out at the Bentonville rest stop in a few months.....

by Anonymousreply 46March 3, 2022 1:59 PM

Ugh, these whores.

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by Anonymousreply 47March 4, 2022 12:50 AM

Well of course they made new deals. Tarek has that flipping 101 show, which is good.

Don’t care to watch the Christina show.

by Anonymousreply 48March 4, 2022 7:15 PM

Tarek has looked really odd for the past couple years. His ears and nose are growing.

by Anonymousreply 49March 4, 2022 7:17 PM

He does look odd.

Still, I'd hit it once. He's just the kind of narcissist I'd do once. I bet he has some Egyptian sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 50March 4, 2022 9:46 PM

Tarek has those ethnic facial features that don't age well. He will look like Michael Dukakis in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 51March 5, 2022 4:55 PM

R43

Cute, but straight and god-fearing.

Too bad.

They do actually have some gays in Laurel, though, and Ben seems to be well aware of his Bear Appeal and seems to enjoy that.

I want Josh. Bad.

by Anonymousreply 52March 5, 2022 5:04 PM

Josh is a hottie. I like Mallorie's husband too, though you can tell he's gonna get fat and blotchy in about 10 years.

Twink nurse looked like he was no stranger to cock.

by Anonymousreply 53March 5, 2022 8:22 PM

The dude that marries black chicks is hot. I somehow never see him on HGTV. What show is his?

by Anonymousreply 54March 5, 2022 9:27 PM

R54

Your prose is questionable. But the info you want is:

Brian and Mika Kleinschmidt are the hosts of HGTV’s popular home-design reality series, ‘100 Day Dream Home.’

by Anonymousreply 55March 5, 2022 11:19 PM

Holy shit, did y’all see the client husband on Home Town tonight? HOT, and filling out his tight pants VERY nicely.

by Anonymousreply 56March 7, 2022 2:05 AM

R56 I'll have to watch, and see if I can get a photo too LOL

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by Anonymousreply 58March 7, 2022 3:14 PM

Everyone (well, everyone who is not Ben or his equally giant brother) looks the same size on TV but here Jim is so much more HUGE than Mallorie. And then there's Josh off to the side....please, someone comfort him.

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by Anonymousreply 59March 7, 2022 4:42 PM

Stick a fork in it, FLIP OR FLOP is done.

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by Anonymousreply 60March 10, 2022 7:36 PM

I watched that one today R56 ! That ass was a work of art ! Not to mention he was very cute !

by Anonymousreply 61March 10, 2022 9:28 PM

Well that sucks. I really enjoyed their work. Some of those transformations were amazing.

I wonder if that fight they had some time ago was the final nail.

Christina treated Tarek horribly, making fun of the way he dressed and just acting really bitchy towards him.

by Anonymousreply 62March 10, 2022 9:54 PM

[quote] I wonder if that fight they had some time ago was the final nail.

I'm guessing yes. If Heather has to intercede and be on the set all the time, it must be bad.

There's a long thread on the HGTV reddit that rips Christina to shreds and basically says she's the one that starts a lot of shit between her and Tarek.

by Anonymousreply 63March 11, 2022 7:00 PM

Interesting choice of words

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by Anonymousreply 64March 11, 2022 7:07 PM

What a horrible web site, pop-up ads everywhere.

Too intimate? Maybe the new wife was jealous of the camaraderie between the two and was feeling insecure? Why would she be there on their locations? Tarek and Christina weren’t going to get into some hair-pulling, fisticuffs while working.

Curiouser and curiouser.

by Anonymousreply 65March 11, 2022 7:19 PM

I bet diamonds to dollars Tarek was still boning her on the set.

by Anonymousreply 66March 11, 2022 7:32 PM

Haha, boning is right, that woman is skin and bones in these new episodes.

Good god, she was thin in the early years, now she looks downright skeletal.

by Anonymousreply 67March 11, 2022 9:04 PM

Flip or Flop was probably cancelled because there's no inventory for the kind of homes Tarek and Christina were flipping. In this crazy market, even horror houses are selling, and there are amateur flippers coming out of the woodwork to buy them.

by Anonymousreply 68March 12, 2022 1:31 AM

Let me know when she returns to her rightful throne as a Hooters hostess, and when the second blonde bimbo leaves him and he turns to escorting.

by Anonymousreply 69March 13, 2022 2:09 PM

Was that the episode with the tea planter r56? Or the stud with the wet room?

by Anonymousreply 70March 14, 2022 2:18 AM

I need to know the answer, too! I missed this episode.

by Anonymousreply 71March 14, 2022 2:29 AM

The tea planter ! Those brown cords fit him like skin. Plus hes very good looking and seems delightful.

by Anonymousreply 72March 14, 2022 2:44 AM

R70 they were both hot, but the tea man wins.

by Anonymousreply 73March 14, 2022 3:34 AM

Tonight's episode was a hot tall DILF. Who had an identical twin and - unfortunately - a crosseyed frau wife.

Also seen: some hot brick shop guy who was in the segment with Ben, Jim and Josh *sigh*. Also, I don't know if he's been on before, but the contractor working with Katie, Ben and Erin is kinda handsome in a rough way, with his big ole schnozz.

Will have to look for the tea man episode. Our on demand is really being weird lately.

by Anonymousreply 74March 14, 2022 4:25 AM

I want to have wet times in his wet room

by Anonymousreply 75March 14, 2022 4:25 AM

Damn, this show really makes me want to visit Laurel for all the male eye candy…but then I remind myself they are probably all Trump voting “Christians”…

by Anonymousreply 76March 14, 2022 4:53 AM

R76 Yup. Small towns are either filled with Trumpies, Jesus freaks and perhaps the occasional guy who sneaks out to the rest stop at night for a blow job.

Though it does amuse me to ponder which one of the Laurel guys would be the sneakee. I would kneel for Josh in a second.

by Anonymousreply 77March 14, 2022 2:19 PM

What about the cabinet guy on Home Town? Very hunky! On the wet room episode he lifted cabinets and his Chittagong ride up showing a tanned waist! In olden days s glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking!

by Anonymousreply 78March 14, 2022 11:39 PM

What about the cabinet designer on Home Town? Very hunky! On the wet room episode, his shirt rode up showing a tanned waist! “Oh, in olden days a glimpse of stocking …”

by Anonymousreply 79March 14, 2022 11:42 PM

I’d pick up little Josh and spin him around on my dick.

by Anonymousreply 80March 15, 2022 3:08 AM

Finally got to see the tea farm episode and yes, Bulgy Tea Daddy was very hot. I don't think he's a stranger to cock.

by Anonymousreply 81March 15, 2022 4:07 AM

Home Town has really stepped it up with some of the background guys, including Dustin the cabinet maker and Chris (aka big schnozz guy).

I mean, they do still have mullet dude there but overall the eye candy ratio is on the rise.

The last two client couples have had smoking hot guys.

by Anonymousreply 82March 15, 2022 4:12 AM

I like Laramie the carpenter. A couple of seasons back he was getting married and they gave him a gag gift (his and her camo-caps) and he gave Ben a big hug.

by Anonymousreply 83March 15, 2022 9:51 AM

I spend entirely too much time thinking about the Home Town guys all having a secret clubhouse somewhere (perfectly designed of course) where, after a few bourbons, Josh becomes the pass around bottom for the others.

by Anonymousreply 84March 15, 2022 4:15 PM

Watched the new "Dave and Jenny buy an old house and turn it into a B&B" show.

He's such a weird looking nerd sometimes and yet something about Dave Marrs and his ballcap just makes me moist.

The house is a pit, though.

by Anonymousreply 85March 17, 2022 1:40 PM

Dave is one of those guys who looks hot when he has a hat on,and fug as fuck when hes showing his bald ass head.

by Anonymousreply 86March 17, 2022 5:09 PM

I just want him to wear a hat and some reflective sunglasses as I deep throat him.

by Anonymousreply 87March 17, 2022 5:47 PM

So the last Flip or Flop airs tonight.

Tareks show is sort of the same so I’ll keep watching it.

I wonder if they plan to introduce some other Flipping show or what their next endeavors are.

by Anonymousreply 88March 17, 2022 6:30 PM

R88 They are both staying w HGTV, both signed a deal recently (see R47).

Guessing they are now just doing their own shows, though I wouldn't put it past Tarek to get a new show with his new blond skank.

by Anonymousreply 89March 17, 2022 8:59 PM

Wow, they’re showing that Christina is not playing nice anymore.

Her plans and schedules were more important than what Tarek was doing. Complaining about his budgets and his risk taking was annoying.

Bitch, if it wasn’t for Tarek and his budgets you wouldn’t have your own clients and show now. Hope she fades into obscurity. Her rich clients will run out soon enough.

by Anonymousreply 90March 18, 2022 12:34 AM

I quit watching all the HGTV shows a long time ago, other than Home Town. I will occasionally catch another series, but none of them have that charm of Home Town, and every episode of Home Town is a bit different.

Another show I can watch over and over is Flea Market Flip (despite Lara)…but is that even a HGTV show?? I just stream it on some service.

by Anonymousreply 91March 18, 2022 1:00 AM

I was done with Flea Market Flip after they destroyed one beautiful antique too many. How many fucking bars does the world need???

by Anonymousreply 92March 18, 2022 1:47 AM

R90 there isn't a single second of those shows that isn't planned out in advance. That whole little bit with her was as scripted as the rest of it.

by Anonymousreply 93March 18, 2022 4:04 AM

Christina and Tarek are such bas actors. You can tell that whole last scene was staged for the cameras.

by Anonymousreply 94March 18, 2022 7:16 PM

Also I thought they had a registered business together. So it takes more than a quick convo to wind up their dealings

by Anonymousreply 95March 18, 2022 7:17 PM

Christina is on her third husband in like 5years... and living in Tennessee..eww

by Anonymousreply 96March 18, 2022 7:17 PM

Without Scott or Mike Holmes Jr. the hotness level has plummeted at HGTV.

Though Home Town does fill it a bit.

by Anonymousreply 97March 20, 2022 3:12 PM

Just watched a House Hunters from Denver.

The client, and the agent, were two of the nelliest, most 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 F L A M I N G queens I think I have ever seen on any HH, and possibly on any HGTV show.

Only David Bromstad might outqueen them. They even made Miss Cameron Fontana look butch.

by Anonymousreply 98March 26, 2022 10:01 PM

R91 I think Flea Market Flip was not an HGTV series originally but they will rerun it sometimes.

I loathe it just because too many fraus take perfectly good midcentury stuff and slap either white paint or chalk paint on it, and they should be publicly drawn and quartered for doing so.

by Anonymousreply 99March 26, 2022 10:58 PM

omg it's on YT

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by Anonymousreply 100March 26, 2022 11:37 PM

Good God R100,you werent kidding ! Im as femme as Marie Antoinettes boudoir and even I look butch compared to those 2 .

by Anonymousreply 101March 27, 2022 1:37 AM

did Ty Pennington stuff his Speedo?

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by Anonymousreply 102March 28, 2022 7:20 PM

Good God I hope not! Good for him! Hope he's not a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 103March 28, 2022 11:51 PM

I'd be ashamed after but I'd hit that.

by Anonymousreply 104March 29, 2022 1:40 AM

Ty has always revolted me,but I must confess Im a tad intrigued after seeing that bulge.

by Anonymousreply 105March 29, 2022 2:01 AM

same R105.

If that's all him I retract some of the things I've said about him. I'd really need him inside me quite deeply to be sure, though.

by Anonymousreply 106March 29, 2022 3:52 AM

Just watched the new Home Town.

Josh looking cute as always 😎

by Anonymousreply 107March 29, 2022 3:53 AM

Another cute husband on Home Town tonight!

And DeShawn the carpenter??? Holy shit, what a gorgeous man.

by Anonymousreply 108April 4, 2022 3:46 AM

The bitch is back!

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by Anonymousreply 109April 6, 2022 6:27 PM

R108 Deshawn IS fine!

Sad there was no Josh last night, though.

by Anonymousreply 110April 6, 2022 6:28 PM

Yes, HOME TOWN: more DeShawn!

by Anonymousreply 111April 7, 2022 1:05 AM

Happy 44th birthday to daddy Scott McGillivray!

by Anonymousreply 112April 7, 2022 6:52 PM

Cuntina has had a busy morning, since she

(a) Announced her new last name and

(b) Her new show about her whoring around in her second home in Tennessee

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by Anonymousreply 113April 7, 2022 9:18 PM

The busiest person at HGTV is the poor intern that has to go into the HGTV website and change this whore's name every time she gets a new last name.

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by Anonymousreply 114April 10, 2022 2:38 AM

Can Christina please stop changing her last name? I can't keep up.

by Anonymousreply 115April 10, 2022 1:12 PM

Fixer upper is now on HBOmax

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by Anonymousreply 116April 10, 2022 1:22 PM

And Mina is forking out 40k to the EPA

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by Anonymousreply 117April 10, 2022 1:26 PM

I've been watching a marathon of "Fixer to Fabulous" and I think I've developed a crush on Dave Marrs. He's not spectacular looking but he's got a decent physique and a nice sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 118April 10, 2022 10:27 PM

R118 There's a bit of chatter about him upthread. Sometimes he looks nerdy and rat faced but other times, there's something about him and that hat, he just looks hot.

I'd still rather have his hot one eyed helper though. Chase's chest and biceps get bigger every episode!

by Anonymousreply 119April 10, 2022 10:30 PM

Iirc the one eyed guy had his eye when they shot their pilot

by Anonymousreply 120April 11, 2022 1:52 AM

I never saw the pilot but one eye or two, he's a hot fucker.

by Anonymousreply 121April 11, 2022 1:53 AM

Vacation House Rules Heavy Rep is on now new season - Fuck me Scott he is so hot!

by Anonymousreply 122April 16, 2022 2:19 AM

Just came to post that R122! Yes, Daddy Scott is back!

by Anonymousreply 123April 16, 2022 4:05 AM

Just saw Vacation House Rules season premiere.

Scott has definitely been working out - his chest is more massive than last year and he lost a little weight, I think. He looks fucking hot as always

BUT

I think he's doing hair replacements and it went sorta weird near the reveal - big curls in the front almost like ones you'd get from curlers. LOL

The husband was kinda cute, too.

The property itself was, eh.

by Anonymousreply 124April 17, 2022 9:02 PM

You guys are slipping. I thought for sure someone would have written about the guy on HHI in Brisbane.

The guy was a four alarm fire. And a Pest Technician! The image of him and his burly co-workers killing bugs is...priceless.

He gets a boyfriend by the end of the show, and the boyfriend was only a three alarm fire, but much cuter than the four alarm fire. It's hard to imagine who does what to who.

The agent was very patient and happy to be on TV. She fixed the four alarm up with the three alarm.

I'm just not a good enough writer and witty enough to do the episode justice. But if you have On-Demand, check it out.

by Anonymousreply 125April 23, 2022 1:18 PM

Prepare for your TV screen to be SCORCHED with the flames!

Brisbane pest control MARY!

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by Anonymousreply 126April 23, 2022 1:57 PM

Scott looked good tonight - he had a sleeveless shirt on at one point that was showing his erect nipples

And they really had the camera on his ass....I would eat that ass for DAYS!

by Anonymousreply 127April 24, 2022 5:04 AM

Alison whatsercunt claims to be 39.

Is that on CZJ years?

by Anonymousreply 128April 26, 2022 4:14 AM

A twofer on this week's Vacation House Rules this week

Scott shirtless and in a hot tub

and

the husband of this couple is fucking hot in a square jawed sorta way.....

by Anonymousreply 129May 1, 2022 4:32 AM

I don’t know if it was a repeat but La Leeds had another crazy person with ridiculous aspirations.

by Anonymousreply 130May 1, 2022 4:38 AM

....

by Anonymousreply 131May 1, 2022 5:30 PM

Why can't I find a thread about Christina's fight with Tarek's current wife?

by Anonymousreply 132May 12, 2022 12:14 AM

This is a general HGTV thread - you're free to post something here but, I dunno, start one if you don't see one. We're kinda bored with Cuntina here.

I saw something on Reddit about Heather's comments briefly - it just seemed weirdly staged.

by Anonymousreply 133May 12, 2022 1:35 AM

Has anyone watched Why The Heck Did I Buy This House? The pornstache ginger seems like he should be packing. He also seems a little fey.

by Anonymousreply 134May 12, 2022 4:10 AM

R134

He is the host, Kim Wolfe's, husband of nine years, Brian. Possibly straight.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

by Anonymousreply 135May 12, 2022 12:42 PM

For years now men have evolved into creatures that most definitely have opinions on drape fabric or wall color. Im still not sure how to handle it. My knee jerk is to think "Gay!" but thats just not the case anymore. men are so sensitive and in touch with their feminine side its almost impossible to tell what they are !

by Anonymousreply 136May 12, 2022 5:02 PM

Why would they have any contact now?

The show is over and the only reason they have to see each other is when they exchange the kids.

Christina has no right to say anything about Tareks new life. Unless the children are in danger in some way.

What was the fight about?

by Anonymousreply 137May 12, 2022 5:07 PM

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by Anonymousreply 138May 12, 2022 5:11 PM

Nobody is interested in that plastic whore's antics. Nobody. Im barely interested in Tarek.

by Anonymousreply 139May 12, 2022 5:14 PM

I'd like to keep this a more general HGTV thread, so I made a thread for R132 and anyone who might want to discuss Cuntina and her messy dick cruising.

Please discuss anything not show related for Tarek or Christina there

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by Anonymousreply 140May 12, 2022 5:19 PM

Let’s discuss Dave and Jenny Marrs. I want a hot husband who builds furniture and to live on his farm. This is the life Carrie Bradshaw could have had if she married Aidan.

by Anonymousreply 141May 12, 2022 6:15 PM

Dave is attractive because he's very much a 'regular guy'. He doesn't look plastic. He doesn't look like he spends a lot of time in the gym. He's plain. He's nice looking. He's funny. He's dorky. He insists on wearing the baseball cap to cover his bald head.

And whenever I'm watching him I am desperate to get between his legs and give him a six-beer blowjob and blow his mind, so to speak.

Both Dave and Jenny come across as nice people, too.. But mostly I want to suck his dick.

by Anonymousreply 142May 12, 2022 7:17 PM

Me too R142. I want him to shudder and hold onto my head as I gulp down his load.

He can't make me pregnant....but he can try!

by Anonymousreply 143May 12, 2022 7:59 PM

That Arkansas couple look like MAGAs. Surprisingly the hometown couple seem like Dems

by Anonymousreply 144May 14, 2022 3:01 AM

Ben Napier ran for office as a Republican. But I think you'd really almost have to anywhere in the south.

They are liberal in some ways, but Ben is, I imagine, pro-business and so Republican in that matter. He is also deeply religious (dad was a minister), and it appears that Erin, while not protesting against abortion, gives money and time to non profits that help pregnant moms who need help in order to keep their baby.

Which is not an approach I'd ever mind, and I think this is how anyone pro life should do their work - put their time and money where their mouths are...but anyway, I digress.

So no, they are not likely to be Dem.

by Anonymousreply 145May 14, 2022 4:19 AM

Well..at least they are pro gay

by Anonymousreply 146May 14, 2022 7:28 AM

I know I shouldn't like these guys but Dave Marrs does it for me and so do the guys on Home Town.

Josh in particular just makes me horny every time I see him. I want Jim and Josh to just use my mouth until they fill it with their loads.

by Anonymousreply 147May 14, 2022 6:40 PM

Everything said about him is true but Dave Marrs loses his hotness when he takes off his trucker cap. I’d like to see him in more becoming headgear; a Panama or a hipster stocking cap.

by Anonymousreply 148May 14, 2022 11:31 PM

I want to see Dave in flannel boxers, with his long fat cock slipping through the fly and slapping me on the face.

by Anonymousreply 149May 14, 2022 11:36 PM

And the eye patch guy?

by Anonymousreply 150May 15, 2022 12:12 AM

I tuned into HGTV last night and Scott McGillivray of "Scott's Vacation House Rules" caught my eye. Had never seen him before. But then when I looked him up online, I couldn't believe that was him. How can someone who looks good in moving pictures look so dorky in stills? The posed portrait shots do not do him justice.

by Anonymousreply 151May 15, 2022 12:39 AM

R150 I want Chase the eye patch guy to let me feel his biceps and chest while he pounds my hole.

by Anonymousreply 152May 15, 2022 12:46 AM

Lol..as you poke his eye socket

by Anonymousreply 153May 15, 2022 4:38 AM

His torso was enormous last year. He could totally pick me up and carry me around on his dick!

by Anonymousreply 154May 15, 2022 4:55 AM

Night before last Dave Marrs was throwing a VERY tasty crotch bulge. I was surprised they let it fly as it was obvious. Every fiber of my being tells me hes hung like a mule.

by Anonymousreply 155May 15, 2022 5:52 PM

R155 Yeah there were a few eps where Dave was packing/had VPL and not only that, the cameraman was zooming in on the crotch a few times. They weren't subtle.

One of them, I think, was the one from this season with the "bachelor pad" which clearly was for a mature gay man.

by Anonymousreply 156May 15, 2022 7:39 PM

You can tell Dave's clearly working out and/or lost weight. He looks way leaner and hotter over the last 2 seasons than he did in season one.

And that hat really just does it for him.

by Anonymousreply 157May 16, 2022 3:48 AM

I want a meet and greet with Dave Marrs, Scott McGillivray, and Mike Holmes Jr.

by Anonymousreply 158May 16, 2022 1:33 PM

I want a MEAT and greet with those three too. I'd have to closely sample their turgid, throbbing cocks to see who is longer, who's thicker, and who fires off the biggest load.

by Anonymousreply 159May 16, 2022 1:47 PM

Damn it, Steve Ford got married.

He might have weird hair but saw that episode where he was surfing in the river and that dude is P A C K I N G.

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by Anonymousreply 160May 17, 2022 7:11 PM

Nothing like a Paris episode of HHI with DL icon Adrian Leeds.

No matter how many times she does it, it's glorious when she tells the fat American (or in this case Canadian) they don't need a big fridge, and that they can't be picky. Get over it, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 161May 18, 2022 4:33 AM

R161 I loved how this time Adrian was mother nudging the Canadian woman to not take the apartment she loved because it wasn't near other young, unmarried people and talked her into taking an apartment she wasn't thrilled about but was near young, unmarried men. The Canadian woman worked for decades in her family's business and was probably thrilled to be away from them. Here she was in Paris, and she ends up with momma Adrian as her real estate agent!

by Anonymousreply 162May 18, 2022 4:42 AM

Adrian knows how to get some!

I'd say get the good D but I think Adrian might prefer some ladyham.

by Anonymousreply 163May 18, 2022 4:52 AM

R160 That Steve is pleasant but his woman companion is SO dumb, SO inarticulate and looks like Myrna Loy.

by Anonymousreply 164May 18, 2022 4:55 AM

Steve really does have a banging body.....if he would just cut that ridiculous hair.

by Anonymousreply 165May 18, 2022 1:59 PM

R165 But there are no shirtless pictures on line.

by Anonymousreply 166May 18, 2022 11:38 PM

True, but one of the episodes had him in a surfsuit and he had some massive VPL. They've also showed his biceps on the show.

by Anonymousreply 167May 19, 2022 12:41 AM

Virile daddy Dave is already pumping out new episodes of the show for fall, a big copious load of episodes that will rain down on us!

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by Anonymousreply 168May 20, 2022 12:08 AM

I got my candle from Laurel Mercantile today. I'm imagining it's identical to what Josh's hairy balls and cock smell like.

by Anonymousreply 169May 20, 2022 9:57 PM

Scott. Just because.

He's not a favorite, and the voice is a dick wilter, but there's no denying he's hot.

But I'm still jonesing for Josh or Dave. Neither of which is classically hot - and Josh is very nerdy, which I love - but both are insanely sexy to some us for some reason.

The men of HGTV. Porn with clothes. And tools.

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by Anonymousreply 170May 21, 2022 1:37 PM

^^^Sorry the image isn't shown.

by Anonymousreply 171May 21, 2022 1:38 PM

Agree R170.

by Anonymousreply 172May 21, 2022 3:02 PM

I miss Mike Holmes Jr. I want his hairy dick and balls deep inside me.

by Anonymousreply 173May 23, 2022 2:29 AM

[quote] I miss Mike Holmes Jr.

Is he gone?

by Anonymousreply 174May 24, 2022 3:26 PM

No, just no new episodes for a while.

by Anonymousreply 175May 24, 2022 3:44 PM

New thread here.....

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by Anonymousreply 176May 26, 2022 11:43 PM

Why? This thread is still young

by Anonymousreply 177May 26, 2022 11:52 PM

Not really, and once it gets this old it doesn't always come up in search (we know how glitchy it is). The new title will get a little more attention.

by Anonymousreply 178May 27, 2022 12:55 AM
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