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Deplorable Congressman Madison Cawthorn Separating From Wife of 8 Months

What do we think caused the split DL?

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by Anonymousreply 600January 31, 2022 11:20 PM

I suspect she got tired of his non-functional dick.

by Anonymousreply 1December 22, 2021 10:25 PM

Getting pegged was okay during their courtship, but he missed the feeling of a real dick inside him.

by Anonymousreply 2December 22, 2021 10:25 PM

Maybe she discovered she didn't have enough Eva Braun in her after all. Poor roller-nazi.

by Anonymousreply 3December 22, 2021 10:25 PM

Maybe she grew a brain and realized that she didn't want to be married to an asshole idiot like him.

by Anonymousreply 4December 22, 2021 10:28 PM

Does a fame whoring attention seeker like Madison Cawthorn really deserve privacy at a time like this?

That's the thing about being a heat-seeking missile attention whore, Madison: you gotta take the good with the bad.

by Anonymousreply 5December 22, 2021 10:29 PM

[quote] What do we think caused the split DL?

Severed spinal cord.

by Anonymousreply 6December 22, 2021 10:30 PM

What does he have to offer besides being somewhat handsome? He's dumb, a seditionist, a Nazi and he can't fuck. I guess his oral skills aren't working for her.

by Anonymousreply 7December 22, 2021 10:30 PM

She got sick of digging out his shit and emptying his piss bag because he's too cheap to hire a professional caregiver.

by Anonymousreply 8December 22, 2021 10:30 PM

I always imagined him as a violent Lobster Boy type who beat the shit out of people.

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by Anonymousreply 10December 22, 2021 10:30 PM

[quote] she didn't want to be married to an asshole

Or constantly clean his.

by Anonymousreply 11December 22, 2021 10:30 PM

Probably because he is a psycho

by Anonymousreply 12December 22, 2021 10:32 PM

Hot Wheels better watch out if Miss Lindz gets the news, she'll be up in there presenting hole in a heartbeat.

by Anonymousreply 13December 22, 2021 10:33 PM

After all, he’s a cripple!

by Anonymousreply 14December 22, 2021 10:35 PM

That's what people with traditional values do -- split in less than a year.

by Anonymousreply 15December 22, 2021 10:37 PM

Maybe she saw his “handwriting”?

by Anonymousreply 16December 22, 2021 10:37 PM

She's no Dana Reeve.

by Anonymousreply 17December 22, 2021 10:37 PM

Republican family values.

by Anonymousreply 18December 22, 2021 10:38 PM

She ain’t even Dana Plato.

by Anonymousreply 19December 22, 2021 10:38 PM

It couldn’t happen to a bigger asshole.

Merry Christmas, prick! 🎄

by Anonymousreply 20December 22, 2021 10:39 PM

She ran out of WD40?

by Anonymousreply 21December 22, 2021 10:39 PM

You reap what you sow.

by Anonymousreply 22December 22, 2021 10:40 PM

I wish we had a National Enquirer to spill the beans.

by Anonymousreply 23December 22, 2021 10:40 PM

Theory = She needed dick and he only had a finger?...

by Anonymousreply 24December 22, 2021 10:41 PM

I blame Pete Davidson.

by Anonymousreply 25December 22, 2021 10:43 PM

She's had all she can take from that mentally deranged bastard with a perpetually limp dick.

by Anonymousreply 26December 22, 2021 10:44 PM

Doesn't God forbid divorce? Marriage is forever, you know.

by Anonymousreply 27December 22, 2021 10:45 PM

Enormity is right! Illiterate maniac.

by Anonymousreply 28December 22, 2021 10:45 PM

He certainly didn't write that statement. He's not that erudite with words. He's a buffoon.

by Anonymousreply 29December 22, 2021 10:46 PM

Well, Marjorie Taylor Greene isn known for having extramarital affairs, maybe the two of them got all worked up over their mutual lust for destroying democracy.

by Anonymousreply 30December 22, 2021 10:47 PM

First Alicia Witt dies, now this sad news.

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by Anonymousreply 31December 22, 2021 10:47 PM

It’s a shame they’re only separating. I would’ve liked to see a Forensic Files type of ending.

“Honest to goodness, Mr. Officer, I had no idea his brakes could overheat like that when we planned the trip to San Francisco. I just [bold]had[/bold] to see Lombard Street.”

by Anonymousreply 32December 22, 2021 10:47 PM

[quote]Hot Wheels better watch out if Miss Lindz gets the news, she'll be up in there presenting hole in a heartbeat.

Sounds so hot!

by Anonymousreply 33December 22, 2021 10:48 PM

R32, The statement clearly mentions divorce.

by Anonymousreply 34December 22, 2021 10:51 PM

She wanted fucked. He couldn't get it up.

by Anonymousreply 35December 22, 2021 10:54 PM

Bless your heart, r34.

by Anonymousreply 36December 22, 2021 10:54 PM

First his so-called 'Chief Of Staff' left him, now his wife is fleeing like the wind. Can't wait to see what else is coming down the pike. And I can almost guarantee you some salacious details about what he gets up to is about to be revealed.

by Anonymousreply 37December 22, 2021 10:56 PM

I agree with r37. I think the whole story ends up on Page Six eventually

by Anonymousreply 38December 22, 2021 10:57 PM

I don’t know but methinks “Luke Ball” has something to do with it!

by Anonymousreply 39December 22, 2021 10:59 PM

How things have changed. Guess Madison has come to prefer power over pussy.

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by Anonymousreply 40December 22, 2021 10:59 PM

She probably realized he has no money.

by Anonymousreply 41December 22, 2021 11:03 PM

Did anything ever happen with the sexual harassment allegations?

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by Anonymousreply 42December 22, 2021 11:04 PM

R42 nothing "happened" really. Several women accused him but he won his race anyway and there was nothing current/concrete enough to press charges

by Anonymousreply 43December 22, 2021 11:08 PM

[quote] there was nothing…concrete enough

Especially his cock.

by Anonymousreply 44December 22, 2021 11:10 PM

Clearly he's trading up for an even hotter, smarter woman who would be a better match for this GOP rising star.

by Anonymousreply 45December 22, 2021 11:13 PM

[quote] Cristina and I mutually decided

Idk about that one

by Anonymousreply 46December 22, 2021 11:14 PM

Who wants to bet the cockgobbler texted him within 10 minutes of news of the divorce?

by Anonymousreply 47December 22, 2021 11:15 PM

You best believe Cawthorn has got some high powered lawyer working on an air-tight NDA for his ex-spouse.

The last thing this jack ass needs or wants is some tell-all expose by a former spouse.

by Anonymousreply 48December 22, 2021 11:16 PM

[quote]Who wants to bet the cockgobbler texted him within 10 minutes of news of the divorce?

The CockGobbler doesn't want that limp dick.

by Anonymousreply 49December 22, 2021 11:17 PM

There is no telling what heinous things his wife has heard come out of his mouth. And not to mention, conversations she's heard him having on the phone with the rest of the criminal element of the GOP & groups like the Proud Boys. I wouldn't doubt one bit that he and the other scumbag loons in Congress have plotted all sorts of criminal acts that haven't been acted on yet.

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by Anonymousreply 51December 22, 2021 11:22 PM

She found out all of this was true.

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by Anonymousreply 52December 22, 2021 11:25 PM

This man's life has been a complete disaster. When will this walking time bomb kill himself before he hurts any others?

by Anonymousreply 53December 22, 2021 11:30 PM

Though I wouldn’t have said it as well as you snarky bitches, I bet a lot of you are on the money.

Taking care of someone wheelchair bound is 24/7 and difficult without full time help. I watched a YouTube video recently of a nice husband and wife. It was about putting in a shaft less elevator in a home for the wife (trying to talk my parents into it though they aren’t wheelchair bound).

She talked about how she hates to always ask him to carry her up the stairs, help with showering, etc. though he seemed fine with it.

Here, with the situation reversed, it just isn’t realistic to have this stick figure pick up/assist/move an at least 200 pound man.

Congress pays well, but not that well and insurance does not typically pay for day to day assistance.

by Anonymousreply 54December 22, 2021 11:30 PM
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by Anonymousreply 55December 22, 2021 11:32 PM

She probably found his Gay Porn Collection...?.....LoL

by Anonymousreply 56December 22, 2021 11:32 PM

She told him to walk on by.

by Anonymousreply 57December 22, 2021 11:36 PM

Being Baby Jane wears a woman down.

by Anonymousreply 58December 22, 2021 11:41 PM

So 8 months ago she didn't know he was in a wheel chair? Or is she just too stupid to live?

by Anonymousreply 59December 22, 2021 11:45 PM

She should have asked Bonnie Swanson for advice.

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by Anonymousreply 60December 22, 2021 11:52 PM

Given the fact that the marriage was never consummated, they could have gone the route of a quiet annulment instead of a complicated divorce.

by Anonymousreply 61December 23, 2021 12:01 AM

Something happened to cause the split, this is about more than just the wheelchair.

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by Anonymousreply 62December 23, 2021 12:04 AM

Did Matty introduced Madison or his wife to Nestor?

by Anonymousreply 63December 23, 2021 12:13 AM

Come on, none of you bitches on here mentioned this?!

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by Anonymousreply 64December 23, 2021 12:20 AM

She probably found out he was harassing interns. Fits in with his previous behavior

by Anonymousreply 65December 23, 2021 12:31 AM

Something big had to have happened to make this announcement a few days before Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 66December 23, 2021 12:34 AM

[quote]She talked about how she hates to always ask him to carry her up the stairs, help with showering, etc. though he seemed fine with it.

[quote]Here, with the situation reversed, it just isn’t realistic to have this stick figure pick up/assist/move an at least 200 pound man.

My guess is, unlike the couple in the video, she just realized Cawthorn's disgusting, bigoted, lying ass wasn't worth it. You have to be a beautiful person on the inside to make someone want to stay and do those things for you. He's not, so she ran for the hills.

The main question in my mind is, surely she knew this before she married him, so how was this a surprise?

by Anonymousreply 67December 23, 2021 12:37 AM

He probably beat her ass. There's something deeply, deeply wrong with him and it only got worse when his dick quit working

by Anonymousreply 68December 23, 2021 12:39 AM

We know he likes to beat trees.

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by Anonymousreply 69December 23, 2021 12:42 AM

Please, please, somebody post that scene from that TV movie about the kid in the wheelchair falling off the cliff into the lake...

by Anonymousreply 70December 23, 2021 12:43 AM

I totally forgot about that r69! That was just so fucking weird and messed up

by Anonymousreply 71December 23, 2021 12:43 AM

R64 - That’s because this is the preferred meme:

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by Anonymousreply 72December 23, 2021 12:51 AM

Has Josh Hawley, the arbiter of traditional masculinity, blamed the Left for the separation yet?

by Anonymousreply 73December 23, 2021 12:55 AM


[quote]I watched a YouTube video recently of a nice husband and wife. It was about putting in a shaft less elevator in a home for the wife (trying to talk my parents into it though they aren’t wheelchair bound).

Are you talking about Zack (JerryRigEverything) and his wife?

by Anonymousreply 74December 23, 2021 12:57 AM

My divorce was caused by communist China! Also: Hunter Biden's laptop, Critical Race Theory, and antifa

by Anonymousreply 75December 23, 2021 1:00 AM

Roller Nazi found her in bed with a new, upgraded lover….

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by Anonymousreply 76December 23, 2021 1:01 AM

They're both being very demure about this. I think she's being paid to go away quietly and keep her mouth shut.

I wonder how the Gaetzes are doing?

by Anonymousreply 77December 23, 2021 1:03 AM

[quote]"If you are not becoming an engineer or a doctor or a lawyer, I highly encourage you to drop out. It's a scam,"

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by Anonymousreply 78December 23, 2021 1:04 AM

I think in order to even consider marrying that turd, she's just as deplorable as he is. That photo at r62 is pretty telling. Maybe she thinks he's a lightweight. Maybe she got a better offer. One thing is for sure--it's not because she had an epiphany about what a rotten person he is.

by Anonymousreply 79December 23, 2021 1:06 AM

R79 is right. She's also a deplorable. I doubt a nice woman would have married that asshole

by Anonymousreply 80December 23, 2021 1:09 AM

Bayardelle tells FOX 46 that she “didn’t plan on how much Cawthorn’s political career would impact their relationship.”

“Madison is amazing – we’ve had an incredible journey together. Our marriage, like every marriage, has had its difficulties. The lifestyle shift into public life has been strenuous, and many aspects of the transition have been unexpected. I want to live in the world he creates, I just don’t want to be married to someone changing the world. While we have agreed to be apart now, we still have a great friendship and there’s no ill-will. Madison is a fighter – he will help save this country.”


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by Anonymousreply 81December 23, 2021 1:09 AM

[quote]Here, with the situation reversed, it just isn’t realistic to have this stick figure pick up/assist/move an at least 200 pound man.

Oh, honey…

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by Anonymousreply 82December 23, 2021 1:11 AM

I wonder if some fat alcoholic queen is secretly sucking him off on the side or something…

by Anonymousreply 83December 23, 2021 1:11 AM

Damn, his wife is more butch than him

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by Anonymousreply 85December 23, 2021 1:16 AM

Here you go. A metaphor for Madison’s life and marriage.

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by Anonymousreply 86December 23, 2021 1:17 AM

Rumor is Mr. White Power Wheels is a mean drunk and gets really handsy around other women, including Marge and Lauren.

by Anonymousreply 87December 23, 2021 1:20 AM

Rumor is the Maga Clout Chaser is pregnant...and wheelchair willie can't get anyone pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 88December 23, 2021 1:22 AM

r70 is that you Paul Rudd? He used to play that clip when he was a guest on Conan.

by Anonymousreply 89December 23, 2021 1:22 AM

R95, did he write that with a crayon?

by Anonymousreply 90December 23, 2021 1:24 AM

^ Oops, meant r85

by Anonymousreply 91December 23, 2021 1:25 AM

[quote]I wonder if [bold]some fat alcoholic queen[/bold] is secretly sucking him off on the side or something…

If only you hadn't quit drinking, Defacto. Sounds like you'd be perfect for the role.

by Anonymousreply 92December 23, 2021 1:26 AM

Can't wait for Mac and Me 2: Roller Nazi edition

by Anonymousreply 93December 23, 2021 1:27 AM

The wingnuts seem to have a tendency toward falling out with each other badly. Just look at all the feuds. My guess that is that being a Congressman's wife isn't much fun, being a disabled person's wife is no fund and Cawthorn is probably a very nasty piece of work in private---short-tempered, petulant, and self-centered. he probably throws bar bells at her or something--I'm sure it's abusive. They probably have a very coercive relationship where they easily set off each other and she's probably just as immature as he is, in her own way.

by Anonymousreply 94December 23, 2021 1:27 AM

Hope she's prepared for the stalking, harassment, and death threats that this choad will not doubt put her through. He totally seems the type not to let his "earthen vessel" divorce HIM and move on, especially when she moves on with someone whose dick and legs work.

by Anonymousreply 95December 23, 2021 1:29 AM

[quote] did he write that with a crayon?

Probably one of those fat red pencils little kids use to learn to write.

by Anonymousreply 96December 23, 2021 1:31 AM

No, I only share his appreciation for campy 80s cinema like this E.T. ripoff. The aliens look like a family looks of Sea Monkey crackheads. The McDonald’s Dance Party scene is even worse. More fun with wheelchair boy.

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by Anonymousreply 97December 23, 2021 1:31 AM

Maybe using the cross as an unholy prop for their wedding flowers cursed their Christian union.

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by Anonymousreply 98December 23, 2021 1:31 AM

She was always pushing him around!

by Anonymousreply 99December 23, 2021 1:33 AM

That wedding site looks like a family cemetery plot.

by Anonymousreply 100December 23, 2021 1:35 AM

The car that crippled him FAILED to complete the job.

by Anonymousreply 101December 23, 2021 1:42 AM

Oh, look - another woman running away from him screaming

by Anonymousreply 102December 23, 2021 1:44 AM

Met her in Moscow, apparently.

какое совпадение!

by Anonymousreply 103December 23, 2021 1:44 AM

Role model

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by Anonymousreply 104December 23, 2021 1:59 AM

Yes I was r74.

by Anonymousreply 105December 23, 2021 3:13 AM

She found out the marriage is invalid because he signed the marriage certificate with a crayon.

by Anonymousreply 106December 23, 2021 3:26 AM

Fun fact: "handwriting like an 8-year-old semiliterate child" is grounds for divorce in 18 states.

by Anonymousreply 107December 23, 2021 3:31 AM

She used his Chanel lipstick. It's in the prenup that NOBODY touches his Chanel products. Shah, I knew it all along. She's greedy, that's what she is! GREEDY!

by Anonymousreply 108December 23, 2021 3:34 AM

He is just telling the public now, but I bet she left him months ago

by Anonymousreply 109December 23, 2021 4:00 AM

No one wants to take off their husband’s pants and see Deadpool baby legs with a limp dick every night.

by Anonymousreply 110December 23, 2021 4:03 AM

Maybe she wants to be questioned by the Jan. 6th House investigation, and even though it isn't a trial, it will just be better if they're divorced.

by Anonymousreply 111December 23, 2021 4:29 AM

I wonder if he got a pump in his dick since he was young when he had his accident....There is a hot gay guy on Instagram in a wheelchair who can't feel below his waist but he talks about how he can get hard still

by Anonymousreply 112December 23, 2021 4:32 AM

R17 and R19 are what brings me here to DL. Clever. Wit. I would love to go to dinner with you two, my treat. I miss laughing as much as I did when I was more in the mix and not at home most of the time.

by Anonymousreply 113December 23, 2021 4:39 AM

Who gets the wheelchair in the divorce?

by Anonymousreply 114December 23, 2021 4:48 AM

She realized that she was merely a prop, since all Republican politicians with major ambitions need to be married.

by Anonymousreply 115December 23, 2021 4:53 AM

Aye- whats the next Mrs. Madison Cawthorn going to look like??? Will for sure be quick, & we'll have a post :)

by Anonymousreply 116December 23, 2021 5:01 AM

I’ve no idea

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by Anonymousreply 117December 23, 2021 5:10 AM


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by Anonymousreply 118December 23, 2021 5:13 AM

This makes me think about how politicians seem to rarely divorce. They usually pick someone boring who is happy to stay in their shadow. Cawthorn's wife doesn't give me that vibe.

by Anonymousreply 119December 23, 2021 5:16 AM

Good dancer though, all things considered

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by Anonymousreply 120December 23, 2021 5:33 AM

From a different angle/camera

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by Anonymousreply 121December 23, 2021 5:38 AM

you are making me feel sorry for this worthless shit

by Anonymousreply 122December 23, 2021 5:40 AM

Cuz of his faggotry?

by Anonymousreply 123December 23, 2021 5:43 AM

This thread is DL schadenfreude at its best.

by Anonymousreply 124December 23, 2021 5:48 AM

The woman on the right @ R42 looks like a combo of Hillary and Chelsea Clinton

by Anonymousreply 125December 23, 2021 5:49 AM

I hope somebody beats him in 2022. Ive have enough of this division peddling.

by Anonymousreply 126December 23, 2021 5:51 AM

people do not vote against their own interests. these bitches lose elections. why do you think they are working overtime to suppress voting rights and gerrymander the fuck out of their districts. these cretins are on the losing side of history and aim to take the rest of us down with them.

by Anonymousreply 127December 23, 2021 5:59 AM

I hear Matt Gatez knows a ton of single girls he could introduce Cawthorn to! I'm not advocating it, but if he goes for a ninth grader, they might be on the same reading level.

by Anonymousreply 128December 23, 2021 6:03 AM

Meghan McCain will leave her husband and infant daughter, Liberty Sage, on Christmas Eve to announce her engagement to "Congressman Madison, the cutest and most heroic patriot since my late, great Father!!"

by Anonymousreply 129December 23, 2021 6:06 AM

Bring in them coins

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by Anonymousreply 130December 23, 2021 6:35 AM

The wife's insta. She really likes crossfit. And bikini pictures.

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by Anonymousreply 131December 23, 2021 6:43 AM

I'm so sorry, Mr. Cripple- but I just can't feel too sad for you right now!

by Anonymousreply 132December 23, 2021 6:53 AM

Who gets the colostomy bag in the divorce?

by Anonymousreply 133December 23, 2021 7:04 AM

Maybe the wife got tired of listening to her husbands idiot friends?

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by Anonymousreply 134December 23, 2021 7:11 AM

Who’s that at R130?

by Anonymousreply 135December 23, 2021 7:32 AM

[quote] The wife's insta. She really likes crossfit.

So that’s the problem. He can’t do CrossFit with her.

by Anonymousreply 136December 23, 2021 7:33 AM

[quote]Best hiking buddy I could ask for ⛰🍂

Well, I never in all my life have I witnessed such passive-aggressive captioning from a new bride.

But please do continue!

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by Anonymousreply 137December 23, 2021 7:41 AM

Maybe she got tired of pushing Madison around?....Madison is handsome but to me he looks like one of those guys in straight porn who goes down on a woman and even as a gay man you can tell he is doing it wrong...

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by Anonymousreply 138December 23, 2021 9:01 AM

Madison looks like he is gaining weight. You know what they say---the wheelchair can add 30 pounds...

by Anonymousreply 139December 23, 2021 9:02 AM

Madison is secretly in love with this asshole, together they're going to wheel out a plan to roll over any opposition to their auto-cratic ambitions

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by Anonymousreply 140December 23, 2021 9:53 AM

[quote] What do we think caused the split DL?

His wife’s boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 141December 23, 2021 9:55 AM

She realized that among all shitbags she deals with by being married to him, he himself is the biggest one.

by Anonymousreply 142December 23, 2021 10:08 AM

R139: yes indeed, judging by this recent photo

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by Anonymousreply 143December 23, 2021 10:31 AM

[quote]I wonder if some fat alcoholic queen is secretly sucking him off on the side or something… —Defact0

I am not fat!

by Anonymousreply 144December 23, 2021 10:32 AM

I wonder if she realized that it's a dead end relationship she gains nothing from? I am sure Non-Deplorables shun her and Deplorables themselves ignore her for being "the wife".

by Anonymousreply 145December 23, 2021 10:44 AM

[quote]Maybe the wife got tired of listening to her husbands idiot friends?

Is he friends with any of those people, R134?

Last month Boebert challenged him to a sprint, that seems pretty coldhearted. Then again she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed so maybe she didn’t realize what she was saying.

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by Anonymousreply 146December 23, 2021 12:05 PM

He’s a sexual predator on wheels.

by Anonymousreply 147December 23, 2021 12:09 PM

He recently announced he’s not seeking re-election to his old seat, but will run in a new-formed, more conservative district which he doesn’t even live in.

Whispers at the time we’re that he’d done internal polling and was told he’d likely not win again in his current district.

She surely was aware of this polling and decided she didn’t want to be married to an unemployed loser.

Coffee’s for closers, Maddy!

by Anonymousreply 148December 23, 2021 1:05 PM

My bet is on him “trading up” already with some Fox infotainment personality or the daughter of a conservative donor ($$$$).

by Anonymousreply 149December 23, 2021 1:08 PM
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by Anonymousreply 150December 23, 2021 1:08 PM

[quote] he looks like one of those guys in straight porn who goes down on a woman and even as a gay man you can tell he is doing it wrong

I love DL.

by Anonymousreply 151December 23, 2021 1:10 PM

It’s really sad if he doesn’t know how to eat out a woman, that’s got to be his only best move to begin with and if he failed at that no wonder she’s divorcing him. I mean his finger game may be up there, but without strong cuniligus skills, and let’s face it he’s got the jawline and strength for it, he’s not gonna have game with the ladies.

by Anonymousreply 152December 23, 2021 1:14 PM

Guys in straight porn go down on women?? Since when?

by Anonymousreply 153December 23, 2021 1:14 PM

Creepy "earthen vessel" comments, obvious rage issues, and the tons of sexual assault allegations against Cawthorn would point to him being a serial killer of women before him being a master of cunnilingus.

by Anonymousreply 154December 23, 2021 1:20 PM

Such a pity - without his disability he'd never have gotten elected and would probably have been MeToo'd to jail by now.

Of course, DL would have lusted over the leaked pics of him stroking his cock.

by Anonymousreply 155December 23, 2021 1:23 PM
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by Anonymousreply 156December 23, 2021 1:43 PM

[quote]...since all Republican politicians with major ambitions need to be married.

There are exceptions, madam.

by Anonymousreply 157December 23, 2021 1:48 PM

Gregg Abbott photo-op a few days ago.

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by Anonymousreply 158December 23, 2021 1:55 PM

He has the penmanship of a serial killer.

by Anonymousreply 159December 23, 2021 1:59 PM

Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t God smite divorced people? Or is that only homos? I get my God smiting mixed up sometimes…

by Anonymousreply 160December 23, 2021 2:03 PM

It's ok if you're orange or a Republican. Otherwise, you'll go to Hell, R160.

by Anonymousreply 161December 23, 2021 2:08 PM

The Bible mentions divorce as a horrid sin at least 6 times...but gays are the ones apparently the ones going to hell.

How clever.

by Anonymousreply 162December 23, 2021 2:18 PM

Just remembered when somebody here on DL called him "Sitler" and I am crying laughing all over again

by Anonymousreply 163December 23, 2021 2:18 PM

They were introduced in Russia by a man claiming to be a former US military general.


by Anonymousreply 164December 23, 2021 2:18 PM

R156, "I"m dropping out of college because Madison told me too!!!"

by Anonymousreply 165December 23, 2021 2:20 PM

Charlie Kirk- college dropout

Candace Owens- college dropout

Madison Cawthorn- college dropout

Glenn Beck- college dropout

Mike Lindell- college dropout

Lauren Boebert- HS dropout

Kyle Rittenhouse- HS dropout

But sure, go off about CRT, law, and virology.

by Anonymousreply 166December 23, 2021 2:26 PM

^add Sean Hannity, Chuck Todd

by Anonymousreply 167December 23, 2021 2:37 PM

R166 - they went to that there school of hard knocks, not like you elite librul snowflakes!

by Anonymousreply 168December 23, 2021 2:38 PM

R168 You should hook up with Diamond and Silk.

by Anonymousreply 169December 23, 2021 2:51 PM

[quote] I want to live in the world he creates, I just don’t want to be married to someone changing the world.

I don’t think I can roll my eyes harder. Like roller boy is going to accomplish anything other than being a paid troll.

by Anonymousreply 170December 23, 2021 3:00 PM

His honeymoon tweets are so weird: "America is the greatest country in the world" (He's honeymooning in Dubai), I love my wife more than anything (Right after, he talks about loving God).

by Anonymousreply 171December 23, 2021 3:06 PM

Wheelchairs just aren’t sexy, dude.

by Anonymousreply 172December 23, 2021 3:07 PM

For the uninitiated what he heck are “earthen vessels?”

by Anonymousreply 173December 23, 2021 3:52 PM

[quote] Our marriage, like every marriage, has had its difficulties.

In 8 months, bitch? You’re still in the honeymoon phase.

by Anonymousreply 174December 23, 2021 4:03 PM

"I"m dropping out of college because Madison told me too!!!"

Like MAGAts actually make it out of high school, Sheesh!

by Anonymousreply 175December 23, 2021 4:03 PM

Has anyone picked "Fraud" yet? Because I'm picking Fraud!

by Anonymousreply 176December 23, 2021 4:06 PM

Maddy will drown his tears in karaoke.

"If you see me rolling down the street

And I start to cry / about your functional feet

Roll on by, roll on by"

by Anonymousreply 177December 23, 2021 4:27 PM

He looks like the type who'd engage in a 2 on 1 with some guy and a broad, watch the other guy dump a load in her, and then he'd go down on her before she cleaned herself out.

by Anonymousreply 178December 23, 2021 4:31 PM

R114, it's divided equally. He'll end up with a unicycle.

by Anonymousreply 179December 23, 2021 4:46 PM

Speaking of January Sixth, do you think maybe she's seen the shitstorm coming his way and she wants no part of it?

by Anonymousreply 180December 23, 2021 4:52 PM

R178 That's the definition of a cuckold.

by Anonymousreply 181December 23, 2021 4:54 PM

A marriage of less than 1 year, just didn't take.

by Anonymousreply 182December 23, 2021 4:54 PM

R173, it's a term he used to describe women, this came up when he was discussing abortion. Like most conservative males, he sees women as baby making machines and nothing else

by Anonymousreply 183December 23, 2021 6:03 PM

I get the feeling his legs weren't the only things that were damaged in his car accident. I think he's definitely brain damaged.

by Anonymousreply 184December 23, 2021 6:49 PM

It’s hard to love a man whose legs are bent and torn

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by Anonymousreply 185December 23, 2021 6:54 PM

"For the uninitiated what he heck are “earthen vessels?”

MAGAt incubators

by Anonymousreply 186December 23, 2021 6:55 PM

[quote]For the uninitiated what he heck are “earthen vessels?”

I found a video, R173.

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by Anonymousreply 187December 23, 2021 7:03 PM

It's not hard to figure out. He's dumb, mean and a shitty enough person to hitch his wagon to the authoritarian GOP. It's not a stretch assume he's unpleasant on a private interpersonal level.

by Anonymousreply 188December 23, 2021 7:07 PM

So in other words he's a crippled version of Ted "Asshat" Cruz. R188?

by Anonymousreply 189December 23, 2021 7:10 PM

R188, she shares his MAGAt beliefs, though....

by Anonymousreply 190December 23, 2021 7:22 PM

I have no doubt she's a deplorable.

Based on her Instagram photos, I think she's just a very physical woman. Speculating, but I can see her having an affair with someone from the gym.

He should be embarrassed, with his handwriting / penmanship, to discourage young people from education.

by Anonymousreply 191December 23, 2021 7:34 PM

[quote] It’s hard to love a man whose legs are bent and torn

You muppet! You couldn’t even quote the song YOU linked properly:

“It’s hard to love a man whose legs are bent and paralyzed.”

It’s a good thing you’re cute, though, I’ll tell ya that.

by Anonymousreply 192December 23, 2021 7:41 PM

She got tired of the Eva Braun/Hitler cosplay...

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by Anonymousreply 193December 23, 2021 7:43 PM

[quote]So in other words he's a crippled version of Ted "Asshat" Cruz.

Wait. What? You’re describing me. Who the fuck is this arriviste?

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by Anonymousreply 194December 23, 2021 9:30 PM

I wouldn't want to be married to someone with this type of anger issues.

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by Anonymousreply 195December 23, 2021 11:11 PM

Roller Nazi and the former wifey are amazing PERFORMERS!

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by Anonymousreply 196December 23, 2021 11:26 PM

He had this woman tossed in his direction by "Army Captain Andy" while on an unauthorized visit to St. Petersburg.

The Hallmark Xmas romcom script just writes itself.

by Anonymousreply 197December 23, 2021 11:27 PM

[quote] For the uninitiated what he heck are “earthen vessels?

It’s from the Bible. Maddie is a bible-thumper, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 198December 23, 2021 11:28 PM

Did he find his "wife" on Explore Talent?

by Anonymousreply 199December 23, 2021 11:28 PM

[quote]Did he find his "wife" on Explore Talent?

Not at all. She was tossed in his path by "Army Captain Andy" while participating in a fake crossfit competition while on an unauthorized trip to Russia.

When he returned back to Miami, surprise! She just happened to show up there.

You know, the usual "meet cute" FSB shit.

by Anonymousreply 200December 23, 2021 11:38 PM

One of the replies to R196:

[quote]That the large religious ceremony was scheduled for the anniversary date of the car accident that left him in a wheelchair was a big clue that it was performative. Especially since we later learned they had married in a small civil ceremony at the end of December, 2020.

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by Anonymousreply 201December 23, 2021 11:40 PM

He lies so much that I doubt he’s even crippled. When he gets home, he probably parks his wheelchair in the hallway, puts on his disguise and goes for a jog. Disabled or not, he’s a POS.

by Anonymousreply 202December 23, 2021 11:42 PM

[quote]I don't think she wanted to be an earthen vessel.

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by Anonymousreply 203December 23, 2021 11:55 PM

That tree punching video is gold! Of course he picks a tree that he can actually chip away at! What a man!

by Anonymousreply 204December 24, 2021 12:00 AM

As Betty Bowers pointed out, she probably just figured out what happened to Eva Braun at the end.

by Anonymousreply 205December 24, 2021 12:05 AM

She got sick of him making her dress up as Poland every night and invading her. He played Germany.

by Anonymousreply 206December 24, 2021 12:15 AM

Since she married him in the first place, she's apparently not too bright. At least she came to her senses and is dropping his crazy deplorable ass.

by Anonymousreply 207December 24, 2021 12:25 AM

Just not so long ago…

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by Anonymousreply 208December 24, 2021 12:26 AM


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by Anonymousreply 209December 24, 2021 12:27 AM

What kind of idiot announces he’s divorcing days before Christmas holidays?

Oh, wait…never mind.

by Anonymousreply 210December 24, 2021 12:30 AM

r200 it wouldn't surprise me at all if she's actually a Russian agent.

Although clearly him divorcing her isn't part of her plans - or is it? Maybe they want to swap her out for a better agent.

Or maybe the divorce is because he's already seeing someone else and will be getting married once it's less scandalous.

by Anonymousreply 211December 24, 2021 12:35 AM

[quote]Liza Minnelli has outlived the 8-month marriage of Congressman Madison Cawthorne who is getting divorced. The pathological liar is a radical right-wing extremist who refers to women as "earthen vessels.” He has also been accused of sexual harassment by multiple women.

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by Anonymousreply 212December 24, 2021 12:41 AM

[quote]She got sick of him making her dress up as Poland every night and invading her. He played Germany.

Guessing you didn't get the memo - he's paralyzed. The howitzer ain't firing at all.

by Anonymousreply 213December 24, 2021 12:41 AM

r213 He puts a strap-on around his hand and invades her that way. How else would he assert his dominance over his vessel?

by Anonymousreply 214December 24, 2021 12:43 AM

Cawthorn let the Trump men f*ck his "wife". She's over it now.

by Anonymousreply 215December 24, 2021 12:46 AM

Serious question--we know he's a sex pest. So what's the story? If the howitzer ain't firing, then what's he after?

by Anonymousreply 216December 24, 2021 12:47 AM

Eight-month marriage. How embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 217December 24, 2021 12:50 AM

Divorce is a sin, Madison.

You’re going to hell

by Anonymousreply 218December 24, 2021 12:56 AM

R217 With 8 you get an egg roll.

by Anonymousreply 219December 24, 2021 12:58 AM

I've seen a lot of posters alluding to his dick being limp, has that been established or asserted as true? This thread made me look up if paralyzed men can get erections and apparently some can. It depends where the cord was severed/injured. Though I would imagine the woman/bottom would have to still do most of the work.

by Anonymousreply 220December 24, 2021 1:30 AM

I feel somewhat guilty wishing for harm to come upon a disabled person. But here we are...no disrespect towards those who are physically challenged for whatever reasons, but Madison and this Abbott fellow, don't just belong in wheelchairs, they belong in jail.

by Anonymousreply 221December 24, 2021 1:36 AM

Please, no one married him for his personality and crippled body. She’s a Russian plant

by Anonymousreply 222December 24, 2021 1:48 AM

Because every thread if this POS needs this

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by Anonymousreply 223December 24, 2021 1:49 AM

Oh no

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by Anonymousreply 224December 24, 2021 1:58 AM

R221, here is one of the replies to the post at R196. Having a disability, illness or experiencing life's hardships doesn't make someone immune from criticism or accountability.

[quote]No one is mocking his disability; he is being criticized for his conduct and his character. Equal treatment means his disability is not a shield.

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by Anonymousreply 225December 24, 2021 2:04 AM

He was just a good looking local boy with rich parents when they first got together.

She must have realized that being a Trumpist asshole was the most important thing in his life, not her.

by Anonymousreply 226December 24, 2021 2:18 AM

People really don’t realize how very disabled people are when they’re paralyzed. When I was young I couldn’t understand why a young woman would break off an engagement after her hot fiancé came home from the war paralyzed. I had a very romantic view of true love. The media doesn’t help, as they make paraluzed people look like everyone else…they just happen to be sitting in a chair with wheels. When we see paralyzed people in public, we have no idea how long it took to get them out of bed, get washed, clean, dressed and out the door.

I found out when I became a nurse. I had a district full of patients and one paralyzed person would tie me up for hours. I was very tiny and not at all strong. (I later found out I have spinal and joint problems that should have prohibited me from being a nurse but had no idea I had these problems because my parents never took me to a Dr when I was growing up). Hospitals in those days had strict visiting hours but we always encouraged families to stay with their paralyzed relatives because they knew how to care for them and could tell if something was wrong and come get us.

I can’t even begin to detail how difficult it is.

Urinary tract infections are a constant problem for paralyzed people.

by Anonymousreply 227December 24, 2021 2:21 AM

You're right, R227, people don't know what it's like to be paralyzed, that's why Hawthorn was able to lie about certain things for so long.

[quote]Cawthorn’s Instagram feed was a bit of a running joke. “[My teammates and I] would share whatever posts [Cawthorn] put up and be like, ‘Look at what batshit thing he said about the Paralympics this week.… The claims he was making were just so absurd, you have to find some humor in it.”


[quote]Multiple athletes expressed frustration, not just with Cawthorn but with the general ignorance of disability and athletics. If Cawthorn had claimed to be preparing for the 400 meters in the Summer Olympics, the press would have ridiculed him, but no one in media questioned his claims of training for the Paralympics. “There is such a lack of awareness about the Paralympic Movement,” Siemann said. “[People] don’t understand the time and effort and energy that Paralympic athletes put in their training. It’s an elite sport. You can’t just get in a racing chair. That’s really not how it works.”

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by Anonymousreply 228December 24, 2021 2:35 AM

He also lied about the accident.

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by Anonymousreply 229December 24, 2021 2:42 AM

[quote]I do not believe this. You know, I kept telling myself to stay open to this, that you were just such a special guy who happened to be sitting down. I was actually starting to feel love for you, Ted. I thought you were noble. Never dawned on me you could be a jerk in a wheelchair.

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by Anonymousreply 230December 24, 2021 2:49 AM

Did the wife discover that Hell on Wheels was having an affair with Lauren Boebert...or was it Marjorie Taylor Greene? Or both?

by Anonymousreply 231December 24, 2021 2:50 AM

Over the river and through the woods, to Hitler's house we go....

by Anonymousreply 232December 24, 2021 2:51 AM

The wife wanted an abortion. Maddy said NO!

(She wanted to abort him.)

by Anonymousreply 233December 24, 2021 2:52 AM

Video to go with R224’s image.

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by Anonymousreply 234December 24, 2021 3:00 AM

Her fatal revenge.

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by Anonymousreply 235December 24, 2021 3:16 AM

Gay friendly

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by Anonymousreply 236December 24, 2021 5:59 AM

The contraption he wears to make it look like he's standing is hilariously creepy.

by Anonymousreply 237December 24, 2021 6:26 AM

He had stiff competition for her affections.

by Anonymousreply 238December 24, 2021 6:46 AM

He does the idiotic Trump thing by pointing at people he photographed with.

by Anonymousreply 239December 24, 2021 6:48 AM

Just a wee nudge down the Capitol steps.

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by Anonymousreply 240December 24, 2021 7:00 AM

Luv it! R64.

You should've titled it "Wifey gives Sitler the axe!"

by Anonymousreply 241December 24, 2021 9:47 AM

R231. Maybe Maddie’s wife was having threesomes with Boebert and MTG and wouldn’t let him watch.

by Anonymousreply 242December 24, 2021 10:36 AM

His ex is young. She wants a man with a real cock and to not take care of his violent, crazy ass like she is his mommy. She is pretty enough to score a a guy with a long, thick, juicy dick that can actually get hard, attached to a man who can grab her hips and ram her from behind without a chairlift. A man who will not be getting his phone records subpoenaed and who isn't an Insurrectionist.

by Anonymousreply 243December 24, 2021 2:14 PM

Yesterday, I told my best straight friend that DL calls Cawthorn "Sitler" and she and her husband laughed for a solid 5 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 244December 24, 2021 2:18 PM

For realz R244? Do you live in his district?

I mean it's a great DL name and all but it's not five minutes worth of laughter funny

by Anonymousreply 245December 24, 2021 9:41 PM

His penis doesn't work.

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by Anonymousreply 247December 24, 2021 10:35 PM

LIndsey confers with Madison as Trump observes.

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by Anonymousreply 248December 24, 2021 11:16 PM

R243 or she's a r@ssian agent who served her time without honors

by Anonymousreply 249December 24, 2021 11:36 PM


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by Anonymousreply 250December 25, 2021 12:17 AM

[quote] Not exactly Diana's "Revenge Dress" but the vibe is the same.

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by Anonymousreply 251December 25, 2021 1:33 AM

Why does that pic look like a composite of two images stitched together in photoshop

by Anonymousreply 252December 25, 2021 1:55 AM

Gay Divorcée!

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by Anonymousreply 253December 25, 2021 3:58 AM

No hard feelings

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by Anonymousreply 254December 25, 2021 4:19 AM

It was May/December marriage, literally.

by Anonymousreply 255December 25, 2021 5:19 AM

It seems like neither party is the least bit upset about the divorce.

Which leads to the question: why the Marriage in the first place?

by Anonymousreply 256December 25, 2021 5:55 AM

Perhaps Trump is getting tired of her and will send her to Mady?

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by Anonymousreply 257December 25, 2021 7:03 AM

His wife was giving me lesbian vibes.

by Anonymousreply 258December 25, 2021 7:21 AM

^ She gives me Amazon Gorilla vibes...

I hear her friends call her "The Crusher"

by Anonymousreply 259December 25, 2021 7:29 AM

hope he dies

by Anonymousreply 260December 25, 2021 7:32 AM

@r259, She looks like a white "Geraldine"

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by Anonymousreply 261December 25, 2021 7:34 AM


Undisclosed trip to Russia?!?



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by Anonymousreply 262December 25, 2021 1:01 PM

I’m sure he had the Christmas he wanted, going out to the woods with his Boys, shooting things, punching trees and then going to the Waffle House to harass the waitresses and on the way out calling a bunch of guys he sees in a Honda fags, commies and unpatriotic. You can’t do that with a wife on Christmas!

by Anonymousreply 263December 25, 2021 1:13 PM

Wow. His wheelchair has a higher IQ.

by Anonymousreply 264December 25, 2021 1:17 PM

r262. that sounds suspect as fuck

by Anonymousreply 265December 25, 2021 2:03 PM

As a Russian plant, she realized he had no info or political future whatsoever

by Anonymousreply 266December 25, 2021 2:13 PM


[quote] He got caught lying about the car wreck that left him in a wheelchair, claiming his friend crashed the car and ran away, leaving him in the burning wreck. He said the wreck cost him his position at the Naval Academy.

[quote] Under a deposition, he admitted he was denied entry to the academy before the wreck. He had been driving but decided to hold a "Chinese fire drill" where his friend and he would switch spots while the car was driving down the highway.

[quote] His friend actually pulled him from the burning wreck, saving his life.

The video

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by Anonymousreply 267December 25, 2021 2:47 PM

I’m baffled as to why he needs to lie about every facet of his life. Something’s up

by Anonymousreply 268December 25, 2021 3:06 PM

Yep she is definitely a Russian spy.

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by Anonymousreply 269December 25, 2021 3:23 PM

i figured something was coming out.

by Anonymousreply 270December 25, 2021 3:27 PM

“Do you Natasha, take Madison….”

by Anonymousreply 271December 25, 2021 3:33 PM

[quote] He got caught lying about the car wreck that left him in a wheelchair, claiming his friend crashed the car and ran away, leaving him in the burning wreck. He said the wreck cost him his position at the Naval Academy. Under a deposition, he admitted he was denied entry to the academy before the wreck. He had been driving but decided to hold a "Chinese fire drill" where his friend and he would switch spots while the car was driving down the highway. His friend actually pulled him from the burning wreck, saving his life.

Unbelievable asshole. Just complete void of any positive attributes.

by Anonymousreply 272December 25, 2021 3:55 PM

I hope this is all true. After all of the ranting and slandering of Swalwell it will be amazing to see how MAGA justify their poster boy being accused of worse.

by Anonymousreply 273December 25, 2021 3:57 PM

"Do you, Svetlana, take Madison..."

by Anonymousreply 274December 25, 2021 4:05 PM

Political image marriage?

by Anonymousreply 275December 25, 2021 4:07 PM

So was the switching seats while driving what caused the car crash?

by Anonymousreply 276December 25, 2021 4:10 PM

He falsely accused his friend of leaving him to die? That is evil

by Anonymousreply 277December 25, 2021 4:12 PM

R276 Yes, Madison’s friend tripped over his big dick while they we’re changing seats.

by Anonymousreply 278December 25, 2021 4:13 PM

[quote]I hope somebody beats him in 2022.

You had me at ‘I hope somebody beats him.’

by Anonymousreply 279December 25, 2021 4:44 PM

R41 = Jacqueline Bouvier

by Anonymousreply 280December 25, 2021 4:47 PM

Husted Jr.

by Anonymousreply 281December 25, 2021 4:48 PM

[quote]“Madison is amazing – we’ve had an incredible journey together. Our marriage, like every marriage, has had its difficulties. The lifestyle shift into public life has been strenuous, and many aspects of the transition have been unexpected. I want to live in the world he creates, I just don’t want to be married to someone changing the world. While we have agreed to be apart now, we still have a great friendship and there’s no ill-will. Madison is a fighter – he will help save this country.”


There’s no fucking way she wrote that slop.

by Anonymousreply 282December 25, 2021 4:51 PM

[quote]R173: For the uninitiated what he heck are “earthen vessels?”

It's a New-Testament-ism, from 2 Corinthians 4:6-7, "For it is the God who commanded light to shine out of darkness, who has shone in our hearts to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ. But we have this treasure in earthen vessels, that the excellence of the power may be of God and not of us."

The idea is gnostic, the notion of mortal bodies as "earthen vessels" encapsulating the spirit of God, or the soul.

Excerpt from Cawthorn's anti-abortion rant: "A silent genocide has slipped beneath the conscience of America. Eternal souls, woven into earthen vessels, sanctified by Almighty God, and endowed with the miracle of life are denied their birth by a nation born of freedom."

He's speaking of the ensoulment of the unborn, and their subsequent abortion, not of women. It's not any less crazy, but that's what was meant.

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by Anonymousreply 283December 25, 2021 4:54 PM

R283 I didn't realize gnostic ideas had ended up in the New Testament too. Didn't the Gnostics believe the flesh was a prison, and the physical was a sensual trap designed to keep us separate from rejoining with God?

Like God had been broken and we were all parts of him, but were locked away until we figured out how to transcend the barriers surrounding us (and death is not the way).

by Anonymousreply 284December 25, 2021 4:58 PM

She couldn't manage the strap on.

by Anonymousreply 285December 25, 2021 5:01 PM

Ok, so I read r283, r284 and r285 in order, and this is why I love DL.

by Anonymousreply 286December 25, 2021 5:04 PM

[quote]I didn't realize gnostic ideas had ended up in the New Testament too. Didn't the Gnostics believe the flesh was a prison, and the physical was a sensual trap designed to keep us separate from rejoining with God?

Yes, R284, but the way you phrased that reminds me of that line from 'Lord of Illusions' (1995): "Flesh is a trap, and magic sets us free."

The gnostics avoided reproduction because they saw it as entrapping more particles of Light (God's Spirit) in flesh, in matter. It's the reason for the Encratite passages in the New Testament (Matt.19:10-12; 1 Corinthians 7, interspersed) advocating against marriage. Still other obvious examples of gnosticism would be 2 Corinthians 4:3-4 ("the god of this world" does not refer to Satan, but to the Demiurge, the Creator) and Galatians 3:28. Several of the epistles began as gnostic or Marcionite documents, only to be overwritten by the Pastoral Redactor in an effort to make them better agree with Catholic dogma.

by Anonymousreply 287December 25, 2021 5:23 PM

The ex-wife won't have a problem finding someone else, and she might actually upgrade. Hope she gets herself a nice fortune 500 IG boyfriend from the north.

by Anonymousreply 288December 25, 2021 5:34 PM

Here's his wife. She looks like a hooker. She's making up for lost time

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by Anonymousreply 289December 25, 2021 5:41 PM

I hope she gets deported back to Russia, not rewarded for being married to and encouraging Sitler.

by Anonymousreply 290December 25, 2021 5:43 PM

Did she just discover he was a liar?

He got caught lying about the car wreck that left in in a wheelchair. He claimed his friend was the driver who ran away, leaving him in a burning wreck. He also said the wreck cost him his position at the Naval Academy.

Now the truth: Under deposition, he admitted he was denied entry to the academy before the wreck; he admitted he was the actual driver; and he admitted his friend actually pulled him from the burning wreck.

Or maybe his new bride just learned about the 30+ sexual misconduct allegations involving this liar.

by Anonymousreply 291December 25, 2021 5:45 PM

Is there a chance his dick still works?

by Anonymousreply 292December 25, 2021 5:57 PM

MAGAts don't care that he's a liar or a sexual offender. They wouldn't care if he was a Russian operative. He is violent, loves guns, sats what they want to hear about abortion, hates liberals and Joe Biden. They don't need anything else.

by Anonymousreply 293December 25, 2021 6:14 PM

[quote]Political image marriage?

It had to have been transactional, R275, because why would she marry him? People with lifestyles as active as hers don't just jump into relationships with people they can't share their passions with. She seems to do well with CrossFit and has sponsorships and based on her IG she has no problem meeting men. She's lived in Florida her whole life, did she even pretend to move to North Carolina? Before CrossFit she was an equestrian like her mother... her Puerto Rican mother.

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by Anonymousreply 294December 25, 2021 6:18 PM

I find it especially appalling when men such as Madison, who I presume can’t even get someone pregnant without technology involved, feels they have any say in what happens to a pregnant woman’s body.

by Anonymousreply 295December 25, 2021 6:38 PM

Whenever any of these right wingers bring up their opposition to abortion, it’s always some religious reason.

WTF ever happened to separation of church and state??

by Anonymousreply 296December 25, 2021 6:45 PM

R296 uh, do you know what conservatives are? The right in America has been welded to religion since the 1980s. Because the Republicans saw they were losing power and needed more followers. So they started taking hardline positions on abortion and religion and then they slowly took over the Republican party, and now the real conservatives are in the shadows and the party is dominated by the nutjobs they encouraged and exploited to stay in power.

You have some actual fanatics in congress, but worse are the cynical tools like Ted Cruz who know very well what they're doing and why and don't give a shit.

by Anonymousreply 297December 25, 2021 7:16 PM

@r294, Those two would make beautiful tits together

by Anonymousreply 298December 25, 2021 7:17 PM

Why does he wear shoes?

by Anonymousreply 299December 25, 2021 8:02 PM

Next season on "90 Day Fiance"...

by Anonymousreply 300December 25, 2021 8:04 PM

Maddy will find a mail order bride or meet someone at a Trump rally wearing a "Trump can grab my pussy" t-shirt.

by Anonymousreply 301December 25, 2021 8:41 PM

This story has legs.

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by Anonymousreply 303December 25, 2021 9:35 PM

Comrade Cawthorn reporting for duty!

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by Anonymousreply 304December 26, 2021 5:00 PM

I’d like to put Madison Cawthorn in front of a world map and ask him to pick out Ukraine and see him sweat.

by Anonymousreply 305December 26, 2021 6:19 PM

Why don't these fuckers just move to Russia if they love Putin so much?

by Anonymousreply 306December 26, 2021 6:57 PM

Why move when they can convert the US into Russia?

by Anonymousreply 307December 26, 2021 7:33 PM

I bet she’s still a virgin. Like all Russian girls

by Anonymousreply 308December 26, 2021 7:35 PM

R305. I’d be surprised if Madison Cawthorn could find North America on a map.

by Anonymousreply 309December 26, 2021 7:59 PM

I'm not interested in watching Sue Aikens on Life Below Zero.

by Anonymousreply 310December 26, 2021 8:11 PM

His wife is Russian? I could have sworn he married some HS sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 311December 26, 2021 8:14 PM

met his ex wife of a mere 8 months in a russian casino? how tacky can you get?

by Anonymousreply 312December 26, 2021 8:18 PM

What is it with these deplorables and Russian/East European women. Highly suspect. He was recruited by Putin to run for office?

by Anonymousreply 313December 26, 2021 8:26 PM

R312 No, no, no.

[quote]who is now divorcing him in a Russian casino.

Apparently, the divorce is taking place in a Russian Casino.

by Anonymousreply 314December 26, 2021 8:27 PM

Was Madison at Mar-a-Lago for the holiday season?

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by Anonymousreply 315December 26, 2021 9:43 PM

[quote]His wife is Russian? I could have sworn he married some HS sweetheart.

His wife is Puerto Rican from Florida.

by Anonymousreply 316December 26, 2021 9:47 PM

He was introduced to her in Florida, by a guy he met in Russia. Not at all suspicious.

by Anonymousreply 317December 26, 2021 9:55 PM

At least they weren't introduced by Jeffrey Epstein!

by Anonymousreply 318December 26, 2021 10:05 PM

[quote] Breathless about spending $100 at some casino, knows he was scammed re: CrossFit & married the girl it was set up for him to meet & he doesn't make a connection. It's like a teenager tried inventing a plot from a John Le Carre novel to turn it in as an assignment. And got a D-

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by Anonymousreply 319December 27, 2021 1:36 PM

If she’s a honey trap, why the quickie divorce? Wouldn’t she have clung onto the relationship as Maddie still has some use value as a Congressman?

by Anonymousreply 320December 27, 2021 1:43 PM

I don’t understand how folks vote for these train wrecks.

by Anonymousreply 321December 27, 2021 1:56 PM

Even she couldn’t stand it anymore, r320.

by Anonymousreply 322December 27, 2021 2:00 PM

Now this is getting interesting! He's exactly the type they would target: dumb, arrogant and a liar who can be compromised. All the traits they found so appealing in our former president.

by Anonymousreply 323December 27, 2021 2:04 PM

R320 or she got what she needed out of him and/or the Russians decided to recall her and replace her with someone better.

by Anonymousreply 324December 27, 2021 2:14 PM

"Me and my friends"


"Her and I"

And he was elected to Congress.

by Anonymousreply 325December 27, 2021 2:17 PM

R4325, real men like Madison Cawthorn don't need proper grammar and don't need to know who to read, write or do arithmetic.

That shit is only for fags and libtards.

by Anonymousreply 326December 27, 2021 2:21 PM

They may have realized he’s a total putz and useless.

by Anonymousreply 327December 27, 2021 2:27 PM

Due to widely whispered about internal polling, she’s realized that he doesn’t have a chance at being re-elected in his own district, which is why he’s announced a plan to run in a newly created one. He’s useless as a lame duck freshman congressman.

by Anonymousreply 328December 27, 2021 2:37 PM

R328 didn't his formerly safe seat get turned into a competitive seat by the recent redistricting?

by Anonymousreply 329December 27, 2021 2:39 PM

This weekend I heard from a visiting Coloradan that Boebert will be primaried. Even to Colorado Republicans, she's an embarrassment, and there will be no shortage of candidates eager and willing to primary the crazy bitch.

Again, I'm just repeated what I was told.

by Anonymousreply 330December 27, 2021 2:45 PM

My guess is that he wanted her to have a little Nazi with him, via IVF, to boost his appeal and tug at heart-strings for when it comes out that he's a traitor to our country and faces jail time. He told her it was "time" to do her "duty" and the Missus looked at him, the hate-filled, dumbass, and pathetic creature she had married and considered the future. She weighed the work of having him as a husband, of ruining her beautiful body through pregnancy, having to care for a child without his help, and being linked to that choad forever through it. She knows exactly who and what he is and the litigation he'll soon be facing.

Obviously the Missus is the brawn AND the brains of the couple and she peaced the fuck out.

by Anonymousreply 331December 27, 2021 3:11 PM

I feel like you are giving her a lot more heart and conscious than this chick probably deserves r331.

by Anonymousreply 332December 27, 2021 3:16 PM

Yeah, you're probably right R332.

by Anonymousreply 333December 27, 2021 3:20 PM

Homeboy looking a bit rough

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by Anonymousreply 334December 27, 2021 3:39 PM

Who else remembered this thread when the news broke?

Maria Butina: Don't Hate Me, But I LIKE Her!!!

Her pussy wasn't hers but it belonged to Mother Russia!!! And, she USED it to its fullest advantage for the love of her country!!! Now, that's loyalty! Once again, another example of how dumb and easily taken Republicans are. The American REPUBLICAN guy that she lived with, and had sex with, is 56. PERFECT target! A very "DataLounge" demographic too! An old fart fascinated by twenty year olds. I hope she took his bank account too!!! Anyway, she hated living with the old fart and hated having sex with him, but her pussy was being used to serve Putin and for the uplifting of the mother land! It's being reported that she wasn't monogamous with the 56 year old she lived with. Her pussy was on a mission and was being used to accomplish the task! YOU GO, GIRL!!!

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by Anonymousreply 335December 27, 2021 3:46 PM

Literally surrounded by fan girls

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by Anonymousreply 336December 27, 2021 3:47 PM

He needs nurse Lindz.

by Anonymousreply 337December 27, 2021 3:54 PM

[quote]He was introduced to her in Florida, by a guy he met in Russia. Not at all suspicious.

R317, my point at R316 was she was born and raised in Florida and her mother is Puerto Rican - she isn't from Russia. It doesn't look like she deletes things from Instagram, she still has a post saying she doesn't like kids (linked at R203) and there are pictures with ex-boyfriends. At R294 I said I think it was a transactional marriage but obviously I don't know how. She travels a lot for CrossFit competitions which means she's always meeting people, do Russians outsource?

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by Anonymousreply 338December 27, 2021 3:57 PM

I'm not going to lie, if Madison had two working legs he would be pretty fucking hot. The problem is, no young woman is willing to sacrifice her life and regular good sex for a close parking space.

by Anonymousreply 339December 27, 2021 4:03 PM

[quote] I'm not going to lie, if Madison had two working legs he would be pretty fucking hot.

I honestly don't know the answer this question, but what did he look like BEFORE the accident? Cynical me finds it suspicious that I have never seen any photos of him before the major reconstruction that must have been necessary after the accident.

by Anonymousreply 340December 27, 2021 4:19 PM

R338 yes they outsource.

by Anonymousreply 341December 27, 2021 4:21 PM

R338 her ex boyfriend is pretty hot. She likes the blonde muscular guys.

Also I abhor that side pose so many women do in photos.

And yes Madison is hot from the waist up, but he will likely fall prey to the evil that infests some people where tbey age unnaturally due to the blackness in their souls.

by Anonymousreply 342December 27, 2021 4:23 PM

She married him because he’s a Congressman period

by Anonymousreply 343December 27, 2021 4:29 PM

Eh also pretty obvious she likes blonde guys with big muscles lol. She's clearly gone through a few of them. If she hadn't taken an interest in this Nazi I'd have said more power to her

by Anonymousreply 344December 27, 2021 4:35 PM

What is a US army captain doing in a Russian casino, who then lured him to a fake Crossfit to set him up with the honeypot.

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by Anonymousreply 345December 27, 2021 4:35 PM

I guess R345 is for people who missed R267 and R319.

by Anonymousreply 346December 27, 2021 5:13 PM

Talk about being a poster boy for Hitler Youth...

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by Anonymousreply 347December 27, 2021 5:14 PM

I doubt the Russian angle because once an agent is embedded, he/she is left in place. It is all about access. Even if Cawthorn was a dead end (pun intended), Cristina would have access as a congressman's wife. That isn't something that the Russians would give up without a good reason. She would be more valuable left in place.

by Anonymousreply 348December 27, 2021 5:33 PM

[quote] I’m really looking forward the ballet version.

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by Anonymousreply 349December 27, 2021 8:36 PM

I guess impotence on wheels wasn't desirable in the end.

by Anonymousreply 350December 27, 2021 9:51 PM

If anyone wants to revisit the past, here’s an article about Trump’s ties to Russian criminals. It was printed before Mueller surrendered his anemic report. Note how many times the Russians launder trillions of dollars while the FBI watches them do it and does nothing to stop it. The Russian mob stsrted acting like mobsters as soon as they came to the US in the 1970s. FBI could be nipped it in the bud. They didn’t.

What gets me is that FBI knew Trump was mixed up with & making millions from Russian mob. And they helped him win the presidency.

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by Anonymousreply 351December 27, 2021 10:05 PM

I love Betty Bowers

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by Anonymousreply 352December 27, 2021 10:46 PM

[quote] he doth protest too much

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by Anonymousreply 353December 27, 2021 10:52 PM

He's getting roasted! lol

by Anonymousreply 354December 27, 2021 11:02 PM

I was today years old when I learned that Madison Cawthorn was recruited by an operative in St. Petersburg, Russia who faked a CrossFit competition just to set him up with now soon-to-be ex-wife

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by Anonymousreply 355December 27, 2021 11:12 PM

I hope Cross Fit is suing over this fake competition, otherwise my consumer faith in Cross Fit is down the drain and I can never trust them again!

by Anonymousreply 356December 28, 2021 12:22 AM

So while Madison Cawthorn was in Russia, he met a man who invited him to a "cross-fit competition".

When Cawthorne arrived, the fake competition was a ruse to introduce him to his now ex-wife, who divorced him after 8 months.

Yeah, nothing suspicious at all.

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by Anonymousreply 357December 28, 2021 12:26 AM

Betty Bowers is on fire

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by Anonymousreply 358December 28, 2021 12:57 AM

Hey, guess who got wall-to-wall TV coverage on Russian state television this weekend?

No, really. Guess.

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by Anonymousreply 359December 28, 2021 3:25 AM

Not to mention that Russian casinos are illegal where he was in St. Petersburg. So either his story is fake or he was in an illegal casino.

by Anonymousreply 360December 28, 2021 2:32 PM

I wonder how many listening devices are planted all over his house now. Maybe she implanted one in his bum legs when he was sleeping.

by Anonymousreply 361December 28, 2021 2:33 PM

R359, holy shit!

by Anonymousreply 362December 28, 2021 2:33 PM

Why would anyone have to lure him to a fake cross fit competition? Why didn’t the guy say, “hey, I know a great woman I want to set you up with!”

None of this makes any sense unless you understand this was a Russian honeypot situation.

Lots of American congressmen seem to have been targeted

by Anonymousreply 363December 28, 2021 2:37 PM

Is he a noted fan of Cross fit? It's not like he could participate.

by Anonymousreply 364December 28, 2021 2:42 PM

Didn't the Russians use to be more sophisticated and less sloppy about this shit? The country has really gone downhill under dictator Putin.

by Anonymousreply 365December 28, 2021 2:42 PM

[quote] Didn't the Russians use to be more sophisticated

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 366December 28, 2021 3:14 PM

No, R365, the Russians realized they could just spew utter bullshit and half of US citizens would believe it regardless of the ridiculously obvious idiocy. Although I cannot disagree; the US had really gone downhill under Putin's leadership... so far that we cannot even agree on how to end a pandemic despite having 3 vaccines and two easily-accomplished mitigation efforts that have been conclusively shown to work.

by Anonymousreply 367December 28, 2021 3:17 PM

R367 sure, Oleg.

by Anonymousreply 368December 28, 2021 3:24 PM

I wish that whoever was interviewing Cawthorne @R353 would have asked him how it's a conspiracy theory to put together the fact that he was in a Russian casino on a supposed trip to Norway and/or Sweden, took a 40-hour-each-way ferry to Saint Petersburg (Russia!) where casinos are illegal, met someone who claimed to be a US Army officer who then invited a Congressman in a wheelchair to a crossfit competition in Florida that turned out to be a ruse to introduce him to his future wife... when he could have just said "A friend introduced us" and no one would have batted an eye.

The best lies have a kernel of truth, which is what "A friend introduced us" is in spades. How is this man in Congress? He's not even a good liar!

by Anonymousreply 369December 28, 2021 3:26 PM

Oh, I get it... 0-leg is what the Russians call Cawthorne!

by Anonymousreply 370December 28, 2021 3:29 PM

Russian honeytraps don't always use Russian personnel and aren't meant to last after komprat is gathered (see Keeler, C., Butina, M.)

by Anonymousreply 371December 28, 2021 3:36 PM

To R 364...Miss Madison can do pull-ups like it was suggested by his new friend!! She can't ever LIE correctly (her story changed 20 times) She needs someone to change her diaper. Dig out all that shit.

by Anonymousreply 372December 28, 2021 3:41 PM

R369 you are greatly overestimating Cawthorn. He's not very bright

by Anonymousreply 373December 28, 2021 3:42 PM

R370 clever, but you were using Russian Whataboutism. It's a classic; if anyone criticizes Russia you "Whatabout YOUR country?" in an attempt to deflect the criticism back on the person so they are defending themselves instead of you ever having to respond to comments about Russia.

If you weren't doing it intentionally you might want to consider what prompted you to leverage some throwaway comments about Putin into a full-fledged attack on the US; which is exactly what a Russian would do.

And to further add: Russia has gotten sloppy but also some of it is intentional. The polonium poisonings in the UK, the men they used seemed like bumbling morons - part of Putin's thing now is that he WANTS you to know he did it, while still officially denying it; but of course Russia's propagandists will deny everything and attack whoever mentions it, and also offer alternative explanations for whatever the issue is.

Also the Havana Syndrome stuff; all taking place near Russian buildings, Russia denies everything but everyone knows it's them, and it creates an aura of fear and misinformation, which is what they want.

Don't do what they want, r367.

by Anonymousreply 374December 28, 2021 3:42 PM

Can't you see KGB agents sitting around, laughing to one another "so I invited the crippled one - yeah, Hitler Tiny Tim, that's him, to cross fit competition (agents all bust out laughing). And he shows up! So I say, what the hell Tiny Tim, you marry Natasha - she don't mind changing diapers! You don't want Marjorie to look like more of a man than you. And he does it! (more hysterical laughter). Vlad better give me big bonus this Christmas! I got Tiny Tim on our payroll!"

by Anonymousreply 375December 28, 2021 4:08 PM

R364 he’s more a fan of the Iron Cross Fit.

by Anonymousreply 376December 28, 2021 4:34 PM

If you think we're kidding about this guy, notice the resemblance?

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by Anonymousreply 377December 28, 2021 4:41 PM

This was one of the best Christmas presents this year.

by Anonymousreply 378December 28, 2021 5:53 PM

It was a trip directly to Russia obviously. Many GOP congressmen have been lured there and suddenly changed their tune about Russia’s place in the world.

by Anonymousreply 379December 28, 2021 6:43 PM

I wonder if the Russians lured Miss Lindz in with hot twinks

by Anonymousreply 380December 28, 2021 6:44 PM

He’s good looking but he wears a shit ton of makeup and hair gel

Take away both and he wouldn’t be so cute

I mean Google pictures of him, we’re talking almost drag Queen level makeup and level lipstick on some photos

by Anonymousreply 381December 28, 2021 6:49 PM

[quote]Miss Madison can do pull-ups like it was suggested by his new friend!

He can do pull-ups AND doo-doo into Pull-Ups!

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by Anonymousreply 382December 28, 2021 7:02 PM

Can you imagine being married to that freak?? As you change his diapers, he’s yelling Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!

by Anonymousreply 383December 28, 2021 7:06 PM

[quote] For 3 years I watched as Russian military intelligence (GRU) tried to recruit me bc they believed one day I would be a U.S. Navy intelligence officer. It is completely believable the Russians would’ve attempted to do the same here with Cawthorn. A thread:

[quote] A young man who was thinking of running for Congress would certainly have been of interest to Russian intelligence, if only that at some point he may be of use to them. They absolutely invest in people and it is easier to get to a person before they are in a position of power.

[quote] I am not suggesting Cawthorn is a Russian agent, rather, that it is absolutely possible that Russian intelligence would’ve targeted him. They did the same w me and I was in the grove to be an intel officer, not a MOC. They collect people and they’re extremely good at it.

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by Anonymousreply 384December 28, 2021 7:30 PM
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by Anonymousreply 385December 28, 2021 7:34 PM

Lock them up!

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by Anonymousreply 386December 28, 2021 7:39 PM

Regarding R384, Let’s keep in mind that Cawthorn, at the time of his travel to Russia, was the son of Rep. Mark Meadows’s personal financial advisor and was working part-time in Meadows’s district office. He wasn’t just some 23 year-old Chad spouting off to impress some Army guy in a Russian casino.

by Anonymousreply 387December 28, 2021 8:44 PM

Thank you, R387.

I thought I remembered that Meadows wrote his Naval Academy petition. That makes sense!

by Anonymousreply 388December 28, 2021 9:14 PM

So, he just fucks everything up.

He can't even do a Chinese fire drill without becoming paralyzed.

Dropping out of the race in 3...2...1...

by Anonymousreply 389December 28, 2021 9:50 PM

R374 doth protest too much, methinks.

by Anonymousreply 390December 28, 2021 11:41 PM

Well, it's all over local news at the moment. He's done.

by Anonymousreply 391December 28, 2021 11:44 PM

[quote]Russia denies everything but everyone knows it's them, and it creates an aura of fear and misinformation, which is what they want.

Interesting; Cawthorn holds a gerrymandered seat so even if he drops out, loses, falls on the metro tracks, whatever, it's likely that NC will some other little white power creep, so he has minimal value to anyone, but would serve as a feather in Putin's cap that he bought himself a US Congressmen

by Anonymousreply 392December 28, 2021 11:57 PM

How, exactly, is he “done”?

by Anonymousreply 393December 29, 2021 12:04 AM

Sure, r390 🙄

by Anonymousreply 394December 29, 2021 1:38 AM

R380 Sure. But she wore those mob thug-winks out, then demanded more. She was underestimated.

by Anonymousreply 395December 29, 2021 1:43 AM


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by Anonymousreply 396December 29, 2021 5:50 AM

R396 damn all that makeup!

by Anonymousreply 397December 29, 2021 7:10 AM

It’s an occupational hazard for whom the camera is an indispensable part of his livelihood

by Anonymousreply 398December 29, 2021 7:59 AM

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by Anonymousreply 399December 29, 2021 9:39 AM

^^ "[R396] damn all that makeup! " ^^

This kween taught him everything he knows

by Anonymousreply 400December 29, 2021 9:40 AM

If the Dems can't pick up this seat, we're super-duper screwed in 2022!! Here he is in high school, before his makeup addiction.

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by Anonymousreply 401December 29, 2021 9:53 AM

OMG you could almost believe he’s straight in that high school pic at r401

by Anonymousreply 402December 29, 2021 10:09 AM

Perfectly turned out

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by Anonymousreply 403December 29, 2021 10:15 AM

R403, he’s got crazy I Love Jesus eyes in that one

by Anonymousreply 404December 29, 2021 11:40 AM

Maybe Maddie and his wife are divorcing because he stole her candy flavored lip gloss.

by Anonymousreply 405December 29, 2021 1:10 PM

He really is a nazi ideal in r396’s pic. Well, except for that wheelchair. Sucks to be you Madison!

by Anonymousreply 406December 29, 2021 2:58 PM

Throwback: Looking ahead

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by Anonymousreply 407December 29, 2021 3:03 PM

^ The guy taking the picture had to read the application to him

by Anonymousreply 408December 29, 2021 4:34 PM

Seriously, have you ever seen this guy's handwriting? He can't even spell his name correctly

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by Anonymousreply 409December 29, 2021 4:40 PM

Also him before makeup. It's silly that some of you are trying to pretend he isn't quite attractive, objectively. Plenty of things to hate about him without making up stuff.

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by Anonymousreply 410December 29, 2021 4:41 PM

[quote] He can't even spell his name correctly

By far this is the least among his scandals, but the petty in me likes to point out that it actually isn't actually his name:

[quote] David Madison Cawthorn (born August 1, 1995) is an American politician who has served as the U.S. representative for North Carolina's 11th congressional district since 2021.

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by Anonymousreply 411December 29, 2021 4:42 PM

And it's also silly and petty to make fun of the way he writes. Out of ALL THE THINGS HE HAS SAID AND DONE let's focus on the things that just make Democrats look like pretentious cunts. I think some of you have to be Republicans trying to make Independents feel sorry for him so they vote for him.

by Anonymousreply 412December 29, 2021 4:43 PM

(and I actually wish I had an edit button...)

by Anonymousreply 413December 29, 2021 4:44 PM

R411 you're right, that is petty.

by Anonymousreply 414December 29, 2021 4:44 PM

Well, we're talking about someone who dropped out of a Bible college... I'm surprised he can write at all.

by Anonymousreply 415December 29, 2021 5:05 PM

@r411, It's his last name "Cawthorn" that he spelled "Cauthon" is the issue. I do believe that's always been his last name, but nice try, MAGAt

by Anonymousreply 416December 29, 2021 5:12 PM


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by Anonymousreply 417December 29, 2021 5:34 PM

^ OMG wrong thread Sorry!

by Anonymousreply 418December 29, 2021 5:34 PM

^ That's OK, this thread needed a break

by Anonymousreply 419December 29, 2021 5:55 PM

Miss Davis Madison needs to be violated like that, ganged fucked in the throat!!

by Anonymousreply 420December 29, 2021 6:02 PM

The Russians have used casinos and bars (KGB run) for decades to entrap foreigners, gay and straight. it is amazing how people still fall for the scam. The Russians get compromising video, pictures or recordings to blackmail their victims. This is what happened to Trump. I have personally seen this in action.

by Anonymousreply 421December 29, 2021 6:12 PM

Trust me, the Russians did NOT get footage of me going down on a twink in a Moscow hotel

by Anonymousreply 422December 29, 2021 6:40 PM

I offered to fuck her for him.

by Anonymousreply 423December 29, 2021 6:58 PM

[quote] . I have personally seen this in action.

Do tell!

by Anonymousreply 424December 29, 2021 7:20 PM

R421, details please! 🙏

by Anonymousreply 425December 29, 2021 7:39 PM

[quote] I wonder if some fat alcoholic queen is secretly sucking him off on the side or something…

You'll never be the one, Defact0. You're not good enough even for this legless neonazi piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 426December 29, 2021 8:20 PM

R178 Admit it you're really describing your fantasies!

by Anonymousreply 427December 29, 2021 8:38 PM

I will say this: the NYT or Washington Post aren't carrying this story; so while I don't necessarily doubt that it's true that Right Wing Tiny Tim found himself in a honeytrap, it's not mainstream yet

by Anonymousreply 428December 29, 2021 11:09 PM

I still think he looks like a ventriloquist doll.

by Anonymousreply 429December 29, 2021 11:13 PM

R428, it’s not because it’s not true, because we’ve heard it from the lame horse’s mouth.

The major papers haven’t carried the story because he is a freshman congressman, unlikely to get re-elected even in a new district.

It’s simply not covered because he’s no longer relevant.

by Anonymousreply 430December 30, 2021 2:22 AM

She was sick and tired of pushing him around like a baby in his stroller chair while he babbled about liberals. Also imagine having to have the same sex position all the time ? Mounting this dumb cunt was the final straw. She wanted a guy with working legs and brain.

by Anonymousreply 431December 30, 2021 3:28 AM

To R429...OMG!! Miss Madison really does look like a dummy; well, he is a fucking moron.

by Anonymousreply 432December 30, 2021 4:40 AM

FUN TRIVIA about Crippled People........Wheelchair users have nasty scars, weird legs, and a fucked up body..Only trusted people get to see a paraplegics scars. Paraplegics often have thin limp legs (flaccid legs). Most have a well defined strong upper body to compensate.

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by Anonymousreply 433December 30, 2021 5:24 AM

I'm sure he was wheely shitty to her. The relationship never stood a chance.

by Anonymousreply 434December 30, 2021 5:29 AM

Oh..My...Goodness......VIDEO----->>Bowel Management Tools for People with Spinal Cord Injuries.......Curiousity got the better of me and it is more horrible than I imagined.

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by Anonymousreply 435December 30, 2021 5:30 AM

Please don't make me watch that video!! Don't make me click on it.

by Anonymousreply 436December 30, 2021 5:35 AM

R436 = Click on it!!....Don't be a little bitch!!..Click it!!.....LoL

by Anonymousreply 437December 30, 2021 5:42 AM

R435 - That reminded me of this song from “A Mighty Wind”:

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by Anonymousreply 438December 30, 2021 8:23 AM

You guys are really making fun of someone for being in a wheelchair? You’re horrible.

by Anonymousreply 439December 30, 2021 8:28 AM

No. We are mocking him for being a Grade A Asshole and Hypocrite; the wheelchair is just part of his persona.

by Anonymousreply 440December 30, 2021 8:37 AM

A bros’ night out!

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by Anonymousreply 441December 30, 2021 8:39 AM

Uh huh r440 I think the phrase “legless nazi” was used and then you speculated on how he goes to the bathroom.

And you people really think you’re the good guys. Lol.

by Anonymousreply 442December 30, 2021 8:57 AM

^ Oh, gee, now you made us feel bad...


by Anonymousreply 443December 30, 2021 9:04 AM

R433 aren’t wheelchair bound people more flatulent?

And they have higher amount of bowel movements?

by Anonymousreply 444December 30, 2021 9:13 AM

I actually feel sorry for Madison's wheelchair....Having to put up with that asshole all the time.

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by Anonymousreply 445December 30, 2021 9:19 AM

Defacto, every time I have a smidgen of sympathy for that turd, he reminds me he’s a turd.

by Anonymousreply 446December 30, 2021 1:35 PM

[quote]”And you people really think you’re the good guys.”

R442 - The fact that you use the term “you people” tells us everything we need to know about you.

by Anonymousreply 447December 30, 2021 1:38 PM

Sorry, dearie. Your precious Maddy has lied about, well, pretty much everything, including how he got in the wheelchair. Plus he supported the Trump coup. He's fair game.

by Anonymousreply 448December 30, 2021 1:55 PM

Did Defacto forget about the time Trump mocked a disabled guy?

by Anonymousreply 449December 30, 2021 3:26 PM

Defacto would pick the corn kernels out of Trump's shit, pop them and then proclaim it to be three Michelin stars.

by Anonymousreply 450December 30, 2021 3:44 PM

Cawthorn is the new Matt Gaetz. A joke and completely controlled by blackmail.

by Anonymousreply 451December 30, 2021 6:02 PM

R450 ok, now that was funny.

by Anonymousreply 452December 30, 2021 6:25 PM

R446 - a smidgen of sympathy for “it” is a smidgen too much. I’m sure “it” faps to posters of Maddy on “its” walls.

by Anonymousreply 453December 30, 2021 8:09 PM

Cawthorn and Abbott, both used their disabilities to garner sympathy support in their campaigns. I understand their physical struggles and limitations. I don't make fun of their disabilities, but don't want to see either their photo-op staging.

by Anonymousreply 454December 30, 2021 8:20 PM

[quote] Cawthorn and Abbott, both used their disabilities to garner sympathy support in their campaigns.

And Sitler wasn’t about to correct anyone who thought he was injured in a war. Stolen valor scumbag.

by Anonymousreply 455December 30, 2021 8:49 PM

She was a Russian honeypot.

by Anonymousreply 456December 30, 2021 11:48 PM

The Power of Positive Thinking

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by Anonymousreply 457December 31, 2021 6:21 AM

Did she run out on him or did he roll out on her?

by Anonymousreply 458December 31, 2021 6:55 AM

He represents the Republican base though!

by Anonymousreply 459December 31, 2021 8:49 AM

I would ne or make fun of him for being in a wheel chair. No one should. But he is a scumbag.

by Anonymousreply 460December 31, 2021 9:06 AM

North Carolinians are not dumbfuck, sycophants as a whole.

First in freedom and last to join the Confederacy.

We recognize bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 461December 31, 2021 9:20 AM

Maddie’s successor/competitor

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by Anonymousreply 462December 31, 2021 11:06 AM

Viciously attacked?

by Anonymousreply 463December 31, 2021 12:52 PM

Bo Hines can wear his FJB shirt and pose with his AR (while wearing Crocs!) all he wants but he doesn’t have a snowballs chance.

He’s filed to run in NC-7 which is currently held by David Rouzer, a well-known player in GOP politics in NC. Rouzer is a NC State grad, from the Agriculture school no less, and former assistant Dean of the Ag school. Agriculture is the major industry in the 7th, which runs through the agricultural lowlands between Wilmington and Raleigh along I-40.

Bo Hines is a one year NC State football WR, who after an injury, transferred to Yale to play there and major in political science. He has recently graduated from Wake Forest law school. He started ‘21 by saying he was going to run in NC-5 against 77yo Virginia Fox, then said he was going to run in the newly-formed NC-13. That plan got scuttled when his new buddy and ideological brother Cawthorn chose to run in the 13th and now Hines has filed to run in NC-7.

Cawthorn got lucky and the bloom is off the rose of youth. Magic will not happen twice and Hines will have to be content with running for a state office four years from now.

by Anonymousreply 464December 31, 2021 1:02 PM

R457 - did he actually post that? If so, where’d he get the 80%? Oh right, he pulled it out of his ass along with all his other “facts”. It just kills me to know, too, that idiots like him will be set up for life as career politicians whose only contribution is selling state secrets.

by Anonymousreply 465December 31, 2021 1:12 PM

R465, it probably seems like it’s easy to become a millionaire to Cawthorn.

All you have to do is lose the use of your legs in a car accident and lie and throw your best friend under the bus is the insurance lawsuit.


by Anonymousreply 466December 31, 2021 1:22 PM

Wait. You don't have to actually live in the district you represent?

by Anonymousreply 467December 31, 2021 1:52 PM

R467 it depends on the state but most of the time no

by Anonymousreply 468December 31, 2021 4:46 PM

Gay friendly

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by Anonymousreply 469December 31, 2021 5:14 PM

Who is the Hawaiian shirt guy?

by Anonymousreply 470December 31, 2021 5:26 PM

Re R442/Defacto:

Yes. If only we were the "good guys", like the current GQP! Threatening the lives of our own representatives, the opposing party's representatives, the families of both sides representatives, the lives of random employees and their families lives, the lives of poll workers and their families lives, the lives of the last vice president and current Speaker of the House, multiple Capitol Police officers, attempting to overthrow a free and fair election, trash our nation's Capitol, mentally masturbate on a daily basis about when they "get to use the guns" on other Americans, glorify foreign dictators, try to install their own version of a dictator, etc.

But go ahead and whine about us poking fun at your Nazi, seditious crush. A weak man-child who wouldn't even bother shooting you himself but would pass that duty off onto one of the slack jawed, knuckle dragging MAGA who hate your guts for the way that you were born, bud.

by Anonymousreply 471December 31, 2021 5:48 PM

I miss the "He skipped leg day" jokes. :(

by Anonymousreply 472December 31, 2021 5:51 PM

He has a (new) tattoo in R469’s pic. Hmm.

by Anonymousreply 473December 31, 2021 5:57 PM

R473: I was wondering about that too, that what those letters were supposed to mean

by Anonymousreply 474December 31, 2021 6:50 PM

R469 dear god. Allowing gay people to be physically near you while you vote to strip their rights and legalize discrimination towards towards them is not "gay friendly" FFS.

Deplorable gays have no self respect or standards.

by Anonymousreply 475December 31, 2021 7:30 PM

Is he voting to strip rights from actual gay people, or is it the LGBTQIA+ acronym?

by Anonymousreply 476December 31, 2021 7:33 PM

ТАСС уполномочен заявить, что Кристина Баярделле Коуторн (также известная как Агент ТУ-425-67722) отозвана в Москву.

by Anonymousreply 477December 31, 2021 7:35 PM

You're a fucking moron r476. There is no religious fundamentalist that sees a difference.

by Anonymousreply 478December 31, 2021 7:41 PM

The tattoo is supposed to be a Latin phrase that means "undefeated" or something, but for some reason he had it written in Greek letters (I guess because they look sort of the same) which renders it gibberish.

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by Anonymousreply 479December 31, 2021 7:47 PM

What a fucking moron he is!! Just so everyone knows, the Greek translates to “mlnsth” in English.

by Anonymousreply 480December 31, 2021 7:57 PM

MLPSTH, that’s pi not nu. Is there any chance that this is fake because, my god.

by Anonymousreply 481December 31, 2021 8:20 PM

Well we know it’s not “Mens sana in corpore sanI”

by Anonymousreply 482December 31, 2021 8:36 PM

sanO not sanl

That typo is what happens when you try and read his handwriting

by Anonymousreply 483December 31, 2021 8:38 PM

[quote] Is he voting to strip rights from actual gay people, or is it the LGBTQIA+ acronym?

What’s the difference? Is gay not in that acronym?

by Anonymousreply 484December 31, 2021 11:37 PM

Cigar boys

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by Anonymousreply 485January 1, 2022 5:45 AM

R478 actually if you look at what they're complaining about and not just react like a Pavlovian fool, you will see that it's mostly backlash to gender craze stuff now. The headlines are deceiving because they obscure the real issue under the "LGBTQIA+" acronym.

by Anonymousreply 486January 1, 2022 10:35 AM

She’s a Russian spy

by Anonymousreply 487January 1, 2022 1:35 PM

Rare pic of Maddie masked up

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by Anonymousreply 488January 1, 2022 1:55 PM

Run, Madison, run!

by Anonymousreply 489January 1, 2022 3:19 PM

R489, how fast do you think can he run?

by Anonymousreply 490January 1, 2022 3:45 PM

On a full battery, probably at least 2 mph.

by Anonymousreply 491January 1, 2022 3:47 PM

Does he have any self awareness?

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by Anonymousreply 492January 2, 2022 12:28 AM

If Madison wants to live in the times of the founding fathers, I would gladly send him back there. Of course he’d be dead within the month if not the week.

by Anonymousreply 493January 2, 2022 12:57 AM

R493, but at least Earthen Vessels and ni.....uh, people of color, wouldn't be allowed to vote!

by Anonymousreply 494January 2, 2022 1:03 AM

Adored by kids

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by Anonymousreply 495January 2, 2022 8:38 AM

Is the jacket on his lap covering up his leaky catheter?

by Anonymousreply 496January 2, 2022 1:18 PM

^ Those "kids" look like Russian operatives

by Anonymousreply 497January 2, 2022 1:27 PM

Lolz I was just thinking that the outfit was nicely color coordinated: a light lime green shirt, light beige pants and the blue jean jacket.

For a straight guy, he really has rather good sense of sartorial combination

by Anonymousreply 498January 2, 2022 1:30 PM

He'll be crawling back to her in no time.

by Anonymousreply 499January 2, 2022 2:42 PM

[quote]For a straight guy, he really has rather good sense of sartorial combination

It happens.

by Anonymousreply 500January 2, 2022 2:44 PM

Like most modern attention whores, she basked in the glory of being called brave and held up as a saint for marrying someone who is disabled. She enjoyed the attention that came from his rising stature and his becoming a congressman. Not to mention, she probably was more interested in the wedding than actually being married.

However, like most Americans who have no idea how much a Congressman makes or how far $174K actually carries you, she quickly realized that he wasn't as great a financial catch after comparing him to other congressional wives she met. Also, she had no idea how much (or how little) actual social standing and power a junior congressman actually has. Her war cry "do you know who my husband is" got laughed at in DC.

by Anonymousreply 501January 2, 2022 4:08 PM

Living her Best Lyfe!

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by Anonymousreply 502January 2, 2022 6:07 PM

Is she soliciting another client/husband?

by Anonymousreply 503January 2, 2022 6:51 PM

Her Tits are FAKE!!! Mrs. Russian whore Cawthorn has that "Grand Canyon Gap" between her fake Titis.

by Anonymousreply 504January 2, 2022 11:04 PM

That's even WITH the outfit that squeezes them together

by Anonymousreply 505January 3, 2022 6:14 PM

This boy is a mess!

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by Anonymousreply 506January 3, 2022 8:39 PM

"I was the number one pick in the whole nation..." of home schooled football player.

I can't stop laughing.

That's like bragging you're your father's favorite child when you're an only child.

by Anonymousreply 507January 4, 2022 12:55 AM

This is hilarious. I seriously doubt he received 18 Division 1 scholarships

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by Anonymousreply 508January 4, 2022 2:01 AM

Was this before or after he was rejected by the Naval Academy?

by Anonymousreply 509January 4, 2022 2:09 AM

[quote] Her tits are FAKE!

Straight men don’t care. In fact, they prefer fake tits to flat chested women.

by Anonymousreply 510January 4, 2022 10:18 AM

Why doesn’t any journalist call him out on his lies?

by Anonymousreply 511January 4, 2022 11:43 AM


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by Anonymousreply 512January 4, 2022 11:59 AM

Oh please R512…

Anyone with half a brain, i.e. people who don’t listen to Joe Rogan, knows that comparing a previously recorded podcast, which can be listened to at any time, is like apples to oranges when talking about a live cable news show which almost no one records and watches later.

GTFOH with that toe of propaganda or post how many people listen to Joe’s show in the hour it’s first posted.

by Anonymousreply 513January 4, 2022 12:53 PM

Has that retard ever NOT lied? About anything?

by Anonymousreply 514January 4, 2022 1:24 PM

There is a whole lot on Reddit about the fake Crossfit competition and Crawford's ability to magically take a ferry from Finland to St. Petersburg (you need a visa to get into Russia, you can't just hop a ferry, plus it's a lengthy trip) - R200 seems to outline much of it

by Anonymousreply 515January 4, 2022 1:36 PM

R502 did the Russians only give this poor whore one dress? It's the only one she's ever pictured in.

by Anonymousreply 516January 4, 2022 8:21 PM

^Ask La Sentatrice. Maybe Maddy shipped her glad rags to South Carolina

by Anonymousreply 517January 4, 2022 8:42 PM

Miss Lindz would never wear a skanky dress like that! She's a LADY

by Anonymousreply 518January 5, 2022 12:10 AM

[quote]Ask La Sentatrice. Maybe Maddy shipped her glad rags to South Carolina

La Sènatrice is rarely in SC. Try Mar-a-Lago or Fox Studios.

by Anonymousreply 519January 5, 2022 4:54 AM

Cawthorn's chief of staff is Blake Harp. Harp's mother, Suzanne Harp, is running for Congress from Collin County, Texas. Collin Co. is a suburban county north of Dallas, home of Plano.

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by Anonymousreply 520January 5, 2022 7:43 PM

"America First Conservative" = Russia First

by Anonymousreply 521January 5, 2022 9:35 PM

On Fauci

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by Anonymousreply 522January 6, 2022 11:31 AM

Ew, I never realized his mouth was so tiny. He has Trump anusmouth syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 523January 6, 2022 3:14 PM

Because a Bible school dropout knows more than a doctor. Sure, Jan!

by Anonymousreply 524January 6, 2022 5:31 PM

That's Naval Academy REJECT and Bible College dropout, thank you very much!

by Anonymousreply 525January 6, 2022 6:35 PM

Fauci is a top expert in his field. He is highly educated, has decades of direct experience, and is extensively published. He works very hard.

Cawthorn is none of that. His lies and antics helped him get elected. As a Congressman, what legislative accomplishments has he shown? Zero. Being crude, ignorant, insulting name-caller, and a tacky show-off, is not virtuous.

by Anonymousreply 526January 6, 2022 6:54 PM

Comfortable around full-figured persons

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by Anonymousreply 527January 6, 2022 9:14 PM

R522 Goodness he is appalling. Fauci has worked hard for that pension when he chooses to retire and it is not like he going to be around for decades either.

by Anonymousreply 528January 7, 2022 1:31 AM

It’s so cute r528, because are they squawking about Mitch’s pension? Or McCarthy’s? Or Jordan’s? Or Grasse’s? What are their pensions going to look like, someone with more energy feel free to post.

by Anonymousreply 529January 7, 2022 3:28 PM

R523 I wouldn't mind parting those lips.

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by Anonymousreply 531January 8, 2022 8:10 PM

Aside from Hitler, this child doesn't know much about history.

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by Anonymousreply 532January 8, 2022 10:58 PM
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by Anonymousreply 533January 9, 2022 1:04 AM

Ex-Mrs cawthorn has been having fun too!

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by Anonymousreply 534January 9, 2022 2:15 AM

A writer--who is not a psychiatric professional--lays out the facts to try to understand who these people are:

[bold] Madison Cawthorn [/bold]

[quote] He displays the same severely narcissistic behaviors as Trump. Hardcore Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

[quote] Lies with impunity; exploitative; loves heroic-victim narratives; presents a facade of specialness; grandiose sense of entitlement

[quote] IMHO Narcissistic Personality Disorder like Trump’s is a defense mechanism run amok from an emotionally “dangerous” environment.

[quote] A volatile, unreliable and/or punitive adult had to be pleased or the kid was emotionally neglected or abused.

[quote] They were basically emotional hostages who learned to say whatever kept the captors from hurting them… or made the captors love them.

[quote] Cawthorn was homeschooled by an apparently VERY religious mother.

[quote] When they moved into a home after Madison’s accident, she had a Bible placed in the wall above every light switch and sealed in with drywall.

[quote] And Madison was homeschooled.

[quote] So, put those together. Socially isolated upbringing; super religious homeschooling mother; father who was either inattentive, indifferent or onboard…

[quote] …and a Madison who presents the signs of having been in a SERIOUSLY dysfunctional environment at home or somewhere.

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by Anonymousreply 535January 9, 2022 2:52 AM

R535 - BINGO!!! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

by Anonymousreply 536January 9, 2022 3:06 AM

Sealing bibles in the wall above light switches seems like it would be a huge fire hazard.

Also, what an odd thing to do. Protecting the house?

by Anonymousreply 537January 9, 2022 3:23 AM

R534 Those look so fake. And I don’t think the horses are real either.

by Anonymousreply 538January 9, 2022 8:51 AM

uh oh!

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by Anonymousreply 539January 10, 2022 3:37 PM
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by Anonymousreply 540January 10, 2022 4:20 PM

have an original post, r540?

by Anonymousreply 541January 10, 2022 4:42 PM

The future is psychedelic!

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by Anonymousreply 543January 10, 2022 11:19 PM

Signs of wear and tear

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by Anonymousreply 544January 11, 2022 1:16 PM

NC voters filed a petition to not allow him to run because he was involved with the January 6th insurrection.

by Anonymousreply 545January 11, 2022 2:54 PM

Why on earth would Maddow be worried that dim bulb Cawthorn would come on her show? Not like he can out-debate her.

by Anonymousreply 546January 11, 2022 3:26 PM

Once she had all the wheelchair ramps removed from her studio she slept soundly.

by Anonymousreply 547January 11, 2022 7:09 PM

New [?] headshot

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by Anonymousreply 548January 12, 2022 10:21 PM

The only headshot I want to see is one with those sniper fire cross hairs on it.

by Anonymousreply 549January 12, 2022 10:27 PM

His face is looking less and less chiseled. Republican men age horribly.

by Anonymousreply 550January 13, 2022 2:57 AM

[quote] madisoncawthorn Verified Text patriot to 89513 so that you can receive texts directly from me.

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by Anonymousreply 551January 14, 2022 7:09 PM

Patriotic Gal!

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by Anonymousreply 552January 17, 2022 12:12 AM

^Who is that person and why is she wearing a flag bikini while running on a treadmill?

by Anonymousreply 553January 17, 2022 12:19 AM

^ that’s the ex-Mrs Maddie Cawthorn

by Anonymousreply 554January 17, 2022 12:30 AM

Maddow needs credible guests. Madison is a clown and struggles with the truth. Giving him an interview is not sensible.

by Anonymousreply 555January 17, 2022 12:48 AM

Who is handsomer, Madison C. or Robby Benson?

by Anonymousreply 556January 17, 2022 1:11 AM

R554. Oh. I thought she was a blond perhaps

by Anonymousreply 557January 17, 2022 11:04 AM

[quote] Madison is a clown and struggles with the truth.

You are very generous.

He’s a fucking out-and-out liar!

by Anonymousreply 558January 17, 2022 12:43 PM

Does he burst into flames above the Mason Dixon Line?

by Anonymousreply 559January 17, 2022 1:40 PM

R552 look at her, using her legs on that treadmill!

I wonder if that was his porn. Like he watches women on treadmills as some sort of masochistic thrill.

by Anonymousreply 560January 17, 2022 2:15 PM

[quote]I wish we had a National Enquirer to spill the beans.

This isn't the olden days. Pecker was shown to be deep in Trump's camp. Only right-wingers at odds with Trump don't receive a pass from the NE.

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by Anonymousreply 562January 17, 2022 5:26 PM

Oh please.

by Anonymousreply 563January 17, 2022 9:44 PM

He strikes me as someone who would run over your feet with the wheels of his chair and not apologize.

by Anonymousreply 564January 17, 2022 11:55 PM

[quote]proper gun care is important!!

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by Anonymousreply 565January 22, 2022 5:01 AM

^He’s such a pathetic attention whore.

by Anonymousreply 566January 22, 2022 10:57 AM

Hanging out

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by Anonymousreply 567January 23, 2022 6:40 AM

He can hang out, but he’ll never be well hung.

by Anonymousreply 568January 23, 2022 9:05 AM

[quote] cristina_bae4 Don’t let my outfit fool you, I’m actually really cold 😅 #whyisitcoldinflorida

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by Anonymousreply 569January 23, 2022 8:17 PM

^ link

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by Anonymousreply 570January 23, 2022 8:17 PM

R568 but his mouth, tongue and throat work so he can hang with me

by Anonymousreply 571January 24, 2022 12:52 AM

No honor among thieves!

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by Anonymousreply 572January 26, 2022 1:22 AM

MadCaw ain't backing down!

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by Anonymousreply 573January 26, 2022 11:46 AM

He can say whatever he wants, but he's scared. That's why he has an expensive lawyer on retainer--one who indicated there's a chance Cawthorn could be barred from running. The New York Times recently ran an interesting article about the lawsuit filed in North Carolina.

by Anonymousreply 574January 26, 2022 12:16 PM

Holy shit! This Robby Starbuck guy promoted by Cawthorn is a trip!

Despite claiming to be of Cuban heritage, he was born and raised in California! His real name is Robby Newsom and he doesn't even live in the district he wants to represent in Congress.

I suspect he's buying endorsements and he couldn't afford the rate Trump quoted.

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by Anonymousreply 575January 26, 2022 12:28 PM

Putin’s going after Ukraine to make Biden look bad. Quick, everybody ….. get rid of your Russian spy wives! We can’t risk exposure of our honey pots while our media takes a pro-Russia, anti-Ukraine stance. Throw them overboards. You can pick a new one later.

by Anonymousreply 576January 26, 2022 9:17 PM

I won’t make fun of paralyzed people bowel problems because I don’t want god or karma to make me incontinent.

PS - not living in the district you want a to run in is pretty common. Some people never move in and use a fake address in a warehouse or office building. Some use address of a relative who lives in district and claim to be renting a room. You don’t have to live in congressional district you represent. You have to live in the state, though

by Anonymousreply 577January 26, 2022 9:27 PM

Dr. Oz is running in Pennsylvania now and I’d liked that explained to me.

by Anonymousreply 578January 26, 2022 9:31 PM

Ossoff refused to move to the district he ran in for his 2017 (?) Congressional Special Election. He received loads of money but the hits kept coming when people found out that he didn't live in the district. He used his mother's home address (so he's from the district) but actually lived 20 minutes away at his girlfriend's home. It work out in the end since he's in the senate, but as a campaign volunteer, that shit was so frustrating because it was an easy issue to fix. Just live at home during the campaign and visit the fucking girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 579January 26, 2022 9:33 PM

Oz is using his mother-in-law’s address in PA. That’s where he voted from with an absentee ballot. It’s legal.

by Anonymousreply 580January 26, 2022 9:47 PM

Most likely this is about someone greasing his palm. But I do have to wonder if TPTB have some dirt on Starbuck--like maybe January 6th-- and they're trying to CYA.

[quote] "Nope. Trump has this completely wrong," tweeted conservative pundit Candace Owens, writing that the "correct pick" is Robby Starbuck, a former music video producer running as a pro-MAGA Republican in the district.

[quote] Former Trump aide Sebastian Gorka and former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis echoed that sentiment.

[quote] Starbuck is running on a platform to crack down on ballot access, so-called Critical Race Theory, LGBTQ rights and Big Tech companies. It's unclear why Trump snubbed Starbuck in favor of Ortagus, who called him "disgusting" during his 2016 campaign before joining his administration.

[quote] Numerous other Trump allies joined in backing Starbuck over Trump's preferred candidate.

[quote] "I endorsed [Starbuck] months ago and I stand by my endorsement," tweeted Rep. Madison Cawthorn, R-N.C.

[quote] Was Trump just a vehicle for Americans' worst impulses?Progress Bar

[quote] "I endorsed Robby months ago & believe he's exactly what we need in these difficult times," wrote Trump-backed Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake. "He's a God-fearing man who loves his wonderful family — he's a true 'citizen politician.'"

[quote] The Republican scramble comes after the GOP-dominated state legislature carved up Cooper's Nashville-area district. Cooper, who has trounced every Republican challengers for decades and ran unopposed in 2020, said the Republican plan to split reliably blue Nashville into three Republican-leaning districts made it impossible for him to win.

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by Anonymousreply 581January 26, 2022 9:48 PM

[quote] because I don’t want god or karma to make me incontinent.

Maybe you can ask god why nobody taught you the word the.

by Anonymousreply 582January 26, 2022 10:08 PM

Some of us need to learn to walk before we can run.

by Anonymousreply 583January 26, 2022 11:05 PM

Well, apparently 45 has had a change of heart

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by Anonymousreply 584January 27, 2022 3:40 AM

More Maddie endorsement

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by Anonymousreply 585January 27, 2022 3:42 AM

Maddie shows his support by speaking metaphorically

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by Anonymousreply 586January 27, 2022 12:49 PM

God. Imagine being a person who actually wanted Maddie's endorsement.

by Anonymousreply 587January 27, 2022 12:50 PM


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by Anonymousreply 588January 27, 2022 10:37 PM

Lolz someone forgot to call Maddie

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by Anonymousreply 589January 28, 2022 4:59 AM

^^^ Those girls didn’t want him blocking their cute ass dresses with his lumbering wheelchair.

by Anonymousreply 590January 28, 2022 5:39 AM

Madison seems to lie so much.

I bet this little bitch parks his wheelchair and jogs 10 miles every night.

by Anonymousreply 591January 28, 2022 10:00 PM

[quote]Never Again

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by Anonymousreply 592January 29, 2022 5:03 AM

Divorce becomes her!

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by Anonymousreply 594January 31, 2022 4:26 PM

^He's getting chunky. Face & tummy show fat.

by Anonymousreply 595January 31, 2022 6:53 PM

R595 He would be fine, the honeymoon period is now over because there’s no longer a wife.

by Anonymousreply 596January 31, 2022 7:03 PM

That’s some major baggage under his eyes at R594! Something keeping you up at night, Maddie?

by Anonymousreply 597January 31, 2022 10:49 PM

Is the wife bullying him by jogging in R593?

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