Deplorable Congressman Madison Cawthorn Separating From Wife of 8 Months

I suspect she got tired of his non-functional dick.

Getting pegged was okay during their courtship, but he missed the feeling of a real dick inside him.

Maybe she discovered she didn't have enough Eva Braun in her after all. Poor roller-nazi.

Maybe she grew a brain and realized that she didn't want to be married to an asshole idiot like him.

Does a fame whoring attention seeker like Madison Cawthorn really deserve privacy at a time like this?

That's the thing about being a heat-seeking missile attention whore, Madison: you gotta take the good with the bad.

[quote] What do we think caused the split DL?

Severed spinal cord.

What does he have to offer besides being somewhat handsome? He's dumb, a seditionist, a Nazi and he can't fuck. I guess his oral skills aren't working for her.

She got sick of digging out his shit and emptying his piss bag because he's too cheap to hire a professional caregiver.

I always imagined him as a violent Lobster Boy type who beat the shit out of people.

Maybe…

Maybe…

Maybe

[quote] she didn't want to be married to an asshole

Or constantly clean his.

Probably because he is a psycho

Hot Wheels better watch out if Miss Lindz gets the news, she'll be up in there presenting hole in a heartbeat.

After all, he’s a cripple!

That's what people with traditional values do -- split in less than a year.

Maybe she saw his “handwriting”?

She's no Dana Reeve.

Republican family values.

She ain’t even Dana Plato.

It couldn’t happen to a bigger asshole.

Merry Christmas, prick! 🎄

She ran out of WD40?

You reap what you sow.

I wish we had a National Enquirer to spill the beans.

Theory = She needed dick and he only had a finger?...

I blame Pete Davidson.

She's had all she can take from that mentally deranged bastard with a perpetually limp dick.

Doesn't God forbid divorce? Marriage is forever, you know.

Enormity is right! Illiterate maniac.

He certainly didn't write that statement. He's not that erudite with words. He's a buffoon.

Well, Marjorie Taylor Greene isn known for having extramarital affairs, maybe the two of them got all worked up over their mutual lust for destroying democracy.

First Alicia Witt dies, now this sad news.

It’s a shame they’re only separating. I would’ve liked to see a Forensic Files type of ending.

“Honest to goodness, Mr. Officer, I had no idea his brakes could overheat like that when we planned the trip to San Francisco. I just [bold]had[/bold] to see Lombard Street.”

[quote]Hot Wheels better watch out if Miss Lindz gets the news, she'll be up in there presenting hole in a heartbeat.

Sounds so hot!

R32, The statement clearly mentions divorce.

She wanted fucked. He couldn't get it up.

Bless your heart, r34.

First his so-called 'Chief Of Staff' left him, now his wife is fleeing like the wind. Can't wait to see what else is coming down the pike. And I can almost guarantee you some salacious details about what he gets up to is about to be revealed.

I agree with r37. I think the whole story ends up on Page Six eventually

I don’t know but methinks “Luke Ball” has something to do with it!

How things have changed. Guess Madison has come to prefer power over pussy.

She probably realized he has no money.

Did anything ever happen with the sexual harassment allegations?

R42 nothing "happened" really. Several women accused him but he won his race anyway and there was nothing current/concrete enough to press charges

[quote] there was nothing…concrete enough

Especially his cock.

Clearly he's trading up for an even hotter, smarter woman who would be a better match for this GOP rising star.

[quote] Cristina and I mutually decided

Idk about that one

Who wants to bet the cockgobbler texted him within 10 minutes of news of the divorce?

You best believe Cawthorn has got some high powered lawyer working on an air-tight NDA for his ex-spouse.

The last thing this jack ass needs or wants is some tell-all expose by a former spouse.

[quote]Who wants to bet the cockgobbler texted him within 10 minutes of news of the divorce?

The CockGobbler doesn't want that limp dick.

There is no telling what heinous things his wife has heard come out of his mouth. And not to mention, conversations she's heard him having on the phone with the rest of the criminal element of the GOP & groups like the Proud Boys. I wouldn't doubt one bit that he and the other scumbag loons in Congress have plotted all sorts of criminal acts that haven't been acted on yet.

WIFEY NEEDS A MAN, A REAL MAN!

She found out all of this was true.

This man's life has been a complete disaster. When will this walking time bomb kill himself before he hurts any others?

Though I wouldn’t have said it as well as you snarky bitches, I bet a lot of you are on the money.

Taking care of someone wheelchair bound is 24/7 and difficult without full time help. I watched a YouTube video recently of a nice husband and wife. It was about putting in a shaft less elevator in a home for the wife (trying to talk my parents into it though they aren’t wheelchair bound).

She talked about how she hates to always ask him to carry her up the stairs, help with showering, etc. though he seemed fine with it.

Here, with the situation reversed, it just isn’t realistic to have this stick figure pick up/assist/move an at least 200 pound man.

Congress pays well, but not that well and insurance does not typically pay for day to day assistance.

She probably found his Gay Porn Collection...?.....LoL

She told him to walk on by.

Being Baby Jane wears a woman down.

So 8 months ago she didn't know he was in a wheel chair? Or is she just too stupid to live?

She should have asked Bonnie Swanson for advice.

Given the fact that the marriage was never consummated, they could have gone the route of a quiet annulment instead of a complicated divorce.

Something happened to cause the split, this is about more than just the wheelchair.

Did Matty introduced Madison or his wife to Nestor?

Come on, none of you bitches on here mentioned this?!

She probably found out he was harassing interns. Fits in with his previous behavior

Something big had to have happened to make this announcement a few days before Christmas.

[quote]She talked about how she hates to always ask him to carry her up the stairs, help with showering, etc. though he seemed fine with it.

[quote]Here, with the situation reversed, it just isn’t realistic to have this stick figure pick up/assist/move an at least 200 pound man.

My guess is, unlike the couple in the video, she just realized Cawthorn's disgusting, bigoted, lying ass wasn't worth it. You have to be a beautiful person on the inside to make someone want to stay and do those things for you. He's not, so she ran for the hills.

The main question in my mind is, surely she knew this before she married him, so how was this a surprise?

He probably beat her ass. There's something deeply, deeply wrong with him and it only got worse when his dick quit working

We know he likes to beat trees.

Please, please, somebody post that scene from that TV movie about the kid in the wheelchair falling off the cliff into the lake...

I totally forgot about that r69! That was just so fucking weird and messed up

R64 - That’s because this is the preferred meme:

Has Josh Hawley, the arbiter of traditional masculinity, blamed the Left for the separation yet?

R54

[quote]I watched a YouTube video recently of a nice husband and wife. It was about putting in a shaft less elevator in a home for the wife (trying to talk my parents into it though they aren’t wheelchair bound).

Are you talking about Zack (JerryRigEverything) and his wife?

My divorce was caused by communist China! Also: Hunter Biden's laptop, Critical Race Theory, and antifa

Roller Nazi found her in bed with a new, upgraded lover….

They're both being very demure about this. I think she's being paid to go away quietly and keep her mouth shut.

I wonder how the Gaetzes are doing?

[quote]"If you are not becoming an engineer or a doctor or a lawyer, I highly encourage you to drop out. It's a scam,"

I think in order to even consider marrying that turd, she's just as deplorable as he is. That photo at r62 is pretty telling. Maybe she thinks he's a lightweight. Maybe she got a better offer. One thing is for sure--it's not because she had an epiphany about what a rotten person he is.

R79 is right. She's also a deplorable. I doubt a nice woman would have married that asshole

Bayardelle tells FOX 46 that she “didn’t plan on how much Cawthorn’s political career would impact their relationship.”

“Madison is amazing – we’ve had an incredible journey together. Our marriage, like every marriage, has had its difficulties. The lifestyle shift into public life has been strenuous, and many aspects of the transition have been unexpected. I want to live in the world he creates, I just don’t want to be married to someone changing the world. While we have agreed to be apart now, we still have a great friendship and there’s no ill-will. Madison is a fighter – he will help save this country.”

CHRISTINA BAYARDELLE CAWTHORN

[quote]Here, with the situation reversed, it just isn’t realistic to have this stick figure pick up/assist/move an at least 200 pound man.

Oh, honey…

I wonder if some fat alcoholic queen is secretly sucking him off on the side or something…

Damn, his wife is more butch than him

Word

Here you go. A metaphor for Madison’s life and marriage.

Rumor is Mr. White Power Wheels is a mean drunk and gets really handsy around other women, including Marge and Lauren.

Rumor is the Maga Clout Chaser is pregnant...and wheelchair willie can't get anyone pregnant.

r70 is that you Paul Rudd? He used to play that clip when he was a guest on Conan.

R95, did he write that with a crayon?

^ Oops, meant r85

[quote]I wonder if [bold]some fat alcoholic queen[/bold] is secretly sucking him off on the side or something…

If only you hadn't quit drinking, Defacto. Sounds like you'd be perfect for the role.

Can't wait for Mac and Me 2: Roller Nazi edition

The wingnuts seem to have a tendency toward falling out with each other badly. Just look at all the feuds. My guess that is that being a Congressman's wife isn't much fun, being a disabled person's wife is no fund and Cawthorn is probably a very nasty piece of work in private---short-tempered, petulant, and self-centered. he probably throws bar bells at her or something--I'm sure it's abusive. They probably have a very coercive relationship where they easily set off each other and she's probably just as immature as he is, in her own way.

Hope she's prepared for the stalking, harassment, and death threats that this choad will not doubt put her through. He totally seems the type not to let his "earthen vessel" divorce HIM and move on, especially when she moves on with someone whose dick and legs work.

[quote] did he write that with a crayon?

Probably one of those fat red pencils little kids use to learn to write.

No, I only share his appreciation for campy 80s cinema like this E.T. ripoff. The aliens look like a family looks of Sea Monkey crackheads. The McDonald’s Dance Party scene is even worse. More fun with wheelchair boy.

Maybe using the cross as an unholy prop for their wedding flowers cursed their Christian union.

She was always pushing him around!

That wedding site looks like a family cemetery plot.

The car that crippled him FAILED to complete the job.

Oh, look - another woman running away from him screaming

Met her in Moscow, apparently.

какое совпадение!

Role model

Yes I was r74.

She found out the marriage is invalid because he signed the marriage certificate with a crayon.

Fun fact: "handwriting like an 8-year-old semiliterate child" is grounds for divorce in 18 states.

She used his Chanel lipstick. It's in the prenup that NOBODY touches his Chanel products. Shah, I knew it all along. She's greedy, that's what she is! GREEDY!

He is just telling the public now, but I bet she left him months ago

No one wants to take off their husband’s pants and see Deadpool baby legs with a limp dick every night.

Maybe she wants to be questioned by the Jan. 6th House investigation, and even though it isn't a trial, it will just be better if they're divorced.

I wonder if he got a pump in his dick since he was young when he had his accident....There is a hot gay guy on Instagram in a wheelchair who can't feel below his waist but he talks about how he can get hard still

R17 and R19 are what brings me here to DL. Clever. Wit. I would love to go to dinner with you two, my treat. I miss laughing as much as I did when I was more in the mix and not at home most of the time.

Who gets the wheelchair in the divorce?

She realized that she was merely a prop, since all Republican politicians with major ambitions need to be married.

Aye- whats the next Mrs. Madison Cawthorn going to look like??? Will for sure be quick, & we'll have a post :)

I’ve no idea

R92

This makes me think about how politicians seem to rarely divorce. They usually pick someone boring who is happy to stay in their shadow. Cawthorn's wife doesn't give me that vibe.

Good dancer though, all things considered

From a different angle/camera

you are making me feel sorry for this worthless shit

Cuz of his faggotry?

This thread is DL schadenfreude at its best.

The woman on the right @ R42 looks like a combo of Hillary and Chelsea Clinton

I hope somebody beats him in 2022. Ive have enough of this division peddling.

people do not vote against their own interests. these bitches lose elections. why do you think they are working overtime to suppress voting rights and gerrymander the fuck out of their districts. these cretins are on the losing side of history and aim to take the rest of us down with them.

I hear Matt Gatez knows a ton of single girls he could introduce Cawthorn to! I'm not advocating it, but if he goes for a ninth grader, they might be on the same reading level.

Meghan McCain will leave her husband and infant daughter, Liberty Sage, on Christmas Eve to announce her engagement to "Congressman Madison, the cutest and most heroic patriot since my late, great Father!!"

Bring in them coins

The wife's insta. She really likes crossfit. And bikini pictures.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Cripple- but I just can't feel too sad for you right now!

Who gets the colostomy bag in the divorce?

Maybe the wife got tired of listening to her husbands idiot friends?

Who’s that at R130?

[quote] The wife's insta. She really likes crossfit.

So that’s the problem. He can’t do CrossFit with her.

[quote]Best hiking buddy I could ask for ⛰🍂

Well, I never in all my life have I witnessed such passive-aggressive captioning from a new bride.

But please do continue!

Maybe she got tired of pushing Madison around?....Madison is handsome but to me he looks like one of those guys in straight porn who goes down on a woman and even as a gay man you can tell he is doing it wrong...

Madison looks like he is gaining weight. You know what they say---the wheelchair can add 30 pounds...

Madison is secretly in love with this asshole, together they're going to wheel out a plan to roll over any opposition to their auto-cratic ambitions

[quote] What do we think caused the split DL?

His wife’s boyfriend.

She realized that among all shitbags she deals with by being married to him, he himself is the biggest one.

R139: yes indeed, judging by this recent photo

[quote]I wonder if some fat alcoholic queen is secretly sucking him off on the side or something… —Defact0

I am not fat!

I wonder if she realized that it's a dead end relationship she gains nothing from? I am sure Non-Deplorables shun her and Deplorables themselves ignore her for being "the wife".

[quote]Maybe the wife got tired of listening to her husbands idiot friends?

Is he friends with any of those people, R134?

Last month Boebert challenged him to a sprint, that seems pretty coldhearted. Then again she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed so maybe she didn’t realize what she was saying.

He’s a sexual predator on wheels.

He recently announced he’s not seeking re-election to his old seat, but will run in a new-formed, more conservative district which he doesn’t even live in.

Whispers at the time we’re that he’d done internal polling and was told he’d likely not win again in his current district.

She surely was aware of this polling and decided she didn’t want to be married to an unemployed loser.

Coffee’s for closers, Maddy!

My bet is on him “trading up” already with some Fox infotainment personality or the daughter of a conservative donor ($$$$).

[quote] he looks like one of those guys in straight porn who goes down on a woman and even as a gay man you can tell he is doing it wrong

I love DL.

It’s really sad if he doesn’t know how to eat out a woman, that’s got to be his only best move to begin with and if he failed at that no wonder she’s divorcing him. I mean his finger game may be up there, but without strong cuniligus skills, and let’s face it he’s got the jawline and strength for it, he’s not gonna have game with the ladies.

Guys in straight porn go down on women?? Since when?

Creepy "earthen vessel" comments, obvious rage issues, and the tons of sexual assault allegations against Cawthorn would point to him being a serial killer of women before him being a master of cunnilingus.

Such a pity - without his disability he'd never have gotten elected and would probably have been MeToo'd to jail by now.

Of course, DL would have lusted over the leaked pics of him stroking his cock.

[quote]...since all Republican politicians with major ambitions need to be married.

There are exceptions, madam.

Gregg Abbott photo-op a few days ago.

He has the penmanship of a serial killer.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t God smite divorced people? Or is that only homos? I get my God smiting mixed up sometimes…

It's ok if you're orange or a Republican. Otherwise, you'll go to Hell, R160.

The Bible mentions divorce as a horrid sin at least 6 times...but gays are the ones apparently the ones going to hell.

How clever.

Just remembered when somebody here on DL called him "Sitler" and I am crying laughing all over again

They were introduced in Russia by a man claiming to be a former US military general.

Hmmmmmmmm....

R156, "I"m dropping out of college because Madison told me too!!!"

Charlie Kirk- college dropout

Candace Owens- college dropout

Madison Cawthorn- college dropout

Glenn Beck- college dropout

Mike Lindell- college dropout

Lauren Boebert- HS dropout

Kyle Rittenhouse- HS dropout

But sure, go off about CRT, law, and virology.

^add Sean Hannity, Chuck Todd

R166 - they went to that there school of hard knocks, not like you elite librul snowflakes!

R168 You should hook up with Diamond and Silk.

[quote] I want to live in the world he creates, I just don’t want to be married to someone changing the world.

I don’t think I can roll my eyes harder. Like roller boy is going to accomplish anything other than being a paid troll.

His honeymoon tweets are so weird: "America is the greatest country in the world" (He's honeymooning in Dubai), I love my wife more than anything (Right after, he talks about loving God).

Wheelchairs just aren’t sexy, dude.

For the uninitiated what he heck are “earthen vessels?”

[quote] Our marriage, like every marriage, has had its difficulties.

In 8 months, bitch? You’re still in the honeymoon phase.

"I"m dropping out of college because Madison told me too!!!"

Like MAGAts actually make it out of high school, Sheesh!

Has anyone picked "Fraud" yet? Because I'm picking Fraud!

Maddy will drown his tears in karaoke.

"If you see me rolling down the street

And I start to cry / about your functional feet

Roll on by, roll on by"

He looks like the type who'd engage in a 2 on 1 with some guy and a broad, watch the other guy dump a load in her, and then he'd go down on her before she cleaned herself out.

R114, it's divided equally. He'll end up with a unicycle.

Speaking of January Sixth, do you think maybe she's seen the shitstorm coming his way and she wants no part of it?

R178 That's the definition of a cuckold.

A marriage of less than 1 year, just didn't take.

R173, it's a term he used to describe women, this came up when he was discussing abortion. Like most conservative males, he sees women as baby making machines and nothing else

I get the feeling his legs weren't the only things that were damaged in his car accident. I think he's definitely brain damaged.

It’s hard to love a man whose legs are bent and torn

"For the uninitiated what he heck are “earthen vessels?”

MAGAt incubators

[quote]For the uninitiated what he heck are “earthen vessels?”

I found a video, R173.

It's not hard to figure out. He's dumb, mean and a shitty enough person to hitch his wagon to the authoritarian GOP. It's not a stretch assume he's unpleasant on a private interpersonal level.

So in other words he's a crippled version of Ted "Asshat" Cruz. R188?

R188, she shares his MAGAt beliefs, though....

I have no doubt she's a deplorable.

Based on her Instagram photos, I think she's just a very physical woman. Speculating, but I can see her having an affair with someone from the gym.

He should be embarrassed, with his handwriting / penmanship, to discourage young people from education.

[quote] It’s hard to love a man whose legs are bent and torn

You muppet! You couldn’t even quote the song YOU linked properly:

“It’s hard to love a man whose legs are bent and paralyzed.”

It’s a good thing you’re cute, though, I’ll tell ya that.

She got tired of the Eva Braun/Hitler cosplay...

[quote]So in other words he's a crippled version of Ted "Asshat" Cruz.

Wait. What? You’re describing me. Who the fuck is this arriviste?

I wouldn't want to be married to someone with this type of anger issues.

Roller Nazi and the former wifey are amazing PERFORMERS!

He had this woman tossed in his direction by "Army Captain Andy" while on an unauthorized visit to St. Petersburg.

The Hallmark Xmas romcom script just writes itself.

[quote] For the uninitiated what he heck are “earthen vessels?

It’s from the Bible. Maddie is a bible-thumper, of course.

Did he find his "wife" on Explore Talent?

[quote]Did he find his "wife" on Explore Talent?

Not at all. She was tossed in his path by "Army Captain Andy" while participating in a fake crossfit competition while on an unauthorized trip to Russia.

When he returned back to Miami, surprise! She just happened to show up there.

You know, the usual "meet cute" FSB shit.

One of the replies to R196:

[quote]That the large religious ceremony was scheduled for the anniversary date of the car accident that left him in a wheelchair was a big clue that it was performative. Especially since we later learned they had married in a small civil ceremony at the end of December, 2020.

He lies so much that I doubt he’s even crippled. When he gets home, he probably parks his wheelchair in the hallway, puts on his disguise and goes for a jog. Disabled or not, he’s a POS.

[quote]I don't think she wanted to be an earthen vessel.

That tree punching video is gold! Of course he picks a tree that he can actually chip away at! What a man!

As Betty Bowers pointed out, she probably just figured out what happened to Eva Braun at the end.

She got sick of him making her dress up as Poland every night and invading her. He played Germany.

Since she married him in the first place, she's apparently not too bright. At least she came to her senses and is dropping his crazy deplorable ass.

Just not so long ago…

Memories

What kind of idiot announces he’s divorcing days before Christmas holidays?

Oh, wait…never mind.

r200 it wouldn't surprise me at all if she's actually a Russian agent.

Although clearly him divorcing her isn't part of her plans - or is it? Maybe they want to swap her out for a better agent.

Or maybe the divorce is because he's already seeing someone else and will be getting married once it's less scandalous.

[quote]Liza Minnelli has outlived the 8-month marriage of Congressman Madison Cawthorne who is getting divorced. The pathological liar is a radical right-wing extremist who refers to women as "earthen vessels.” He has also been accused of sexual harassment by multiple women.

[quote]She got sick of him making her dress up as Poland every night and invading her. He played Germany.

Guessing you didn't get the memo - he's paralyzed. The howitzer ain't firing at all.

r213 He puts a strap-on around his hand and invades her that way. How else would he assert his dominance over his vessel?

Cawthorn let the Trump men f*ck his "wife". She's over it now.

Serious question--we know he's a sex pest. So what's the story? If the howitzer ain't firing, then what's he after?

Eight-month marriage. How embarrassing.

Divorce is a sin, Madison.

You’re going to hell

R217 With 8 you get an egg roll.

I've seen a lot of posters alluding to his dick being limp, has that been established or asserted as true? This thread made me look up if paralyzed men can get erections and apparently some can. It depends where the cord was severed/injured. Though I would imagine the woman/bottom would have to still do most of the work.

I feel somewhat guilty wishing for harm to come upon a disabled person. But here we are...no disrespect towards those who are physically challenged for whatever reasons, but Madison and this Abbott fellow, don't just belong in wheelchairs, they belong in jail.

Please, no one married him for his personality and crippled body. She’s a Russian plant

Because every thread if this POS needs this

Oh no

R221, here is one of the replies to the post at R196. Having a disability, illness or experiencing life's hardships doesn't make someone immune from criticism or accountability.

[quote]No one is mocking his disability; he is being criticized for his conduct and his character. Equal treatment means his disability is not a shield.

He was just a good looking local boy with rich parents when they first got together.

She must have realized that being a Trumpist asshole was the most important thing in his life, not her.

People really don’t realize how very disabled people are when they’re paralyzed. When I was young I couldn’t understand why a young woman would break off an engagement after her hot fiancé came home from the war paralyzed. I had a very romantic view of true love. The media doesn’t help, as they make paraluzed people look like everyone else…they just happen to be sitting in a chair with wheels. When we see paralyzed people in public, we have no idea how long it took to get them out of bed, get washed, clean, dressed and out the door.

I found out when I became a nurse. I had a district full of patients and one paralyzed person would tie me up for hours. I was very tiny and not at all strong. (I later found out I have spinal and joint problems that should have prohibited me from being a nurse but had no idea I had these problems because my parents never took me to a Dr when I was growing up). Hospitals in those days had strict visiting hours but we always encouraged families to stay with their paralyzed relatives because they knew how to care for them and could tell if something was wrong and come get us.

I can’t even begin to detail how difficult it is.

Urinary tract infections are a constant problem for paralyzed people.

You're right, R227, people don't know what it's like to be paralyzed, that's why Hawthorn was able to lie about certain things for so long.

[quote]Cawthorn’s Instagram feed was a bit of a running joke. “[My teammates and I] would share whatever posts [Cawthorn] put up and be like, ‘Look at what batshit thing he said about the Paralympics this week.… The claims he was making were just so absurd, you have to find some humor in it.”

[...]

[quote]Multiple athletes expressed frustration, not just with Cawthorn but with the general ignorance of disability and athletics. If Cawthorn had claimed to be preparing for the 400 meters in the Summer Olympics, the press would have ridiculed him, but no one in media questioned his claims of training for the Paralympics. “There is such a lack of awareness about the Paralympic Movement,” Siemann said. “[People] don’t understand the time and effort and energy that Paralympic athletes put in their training. It’s an elite sport. You can’t just get in a racing chair. That’s really not how it works.”

He also lied about the accident.

[quote]I do not believe this. You know, I kept telling myself to stay open to this, that you were just such a special guy who happened to be sitting down. I was actually starting to feel love for you, Ted. I thought you were noble. Never dawned on me you could be a jerk in a wheelchair.

Did the wife discover that Hell on Wheels was having an affair with Lauren Boebert...or was it Marjorie Taylor Greene? Or both?

Over the river and through the woods, to Hitler's house we go....

The wife wanted an abortion. Maddy said NO!

(She wanted to abort him.)

Video to go with R224’s image.

Her fatal revenge.

Gay friendly

The contraption he wears to make it look like he's standing is hilariously creepy.

He had stiff competition for her affections.

He does the idiotic Trump thing by pointing at people he photographed with.

Just a wee nudge down the Capitol steps.

Luv it! R64.

You should've titled it "Wifey gives Sitler the axe!"

R231. Maybe Maddie’s wife was having threesomes with Boebert and MTG and wouldn’t let him watch.

His ex is young. She wants a man with a real cock and to not take care of his violent, crazy ass like she is his mommy. She is pretty enough to score a a guy with a long, thick, juicy dick that can actually get hard, attached to a man who can grab her hips and ram her from behind without a chairlift. A man who will not be getting his phone records subpoenaed and who isn't an Insurrectionist.

Yesterday, I told my best straight friend that DL calls Cawthorn "Sitler" and she and her husband laughed for a solid 5 minutes.

For realz R244? Do you live in his district?

I mean it's a great DL name and all but it's not five minutes worth of laughter funny

His penis doesn't work.

r246

LIndsey confers with Madison as Trump observes.

R243 or she's a r@ssian agent who served her time without honors

Même-worthy

[quote] Not exactly Diana's "Revenge Dress" but the vibe is the same.

Why does that pic look like a composite of two images stitched together in photoshop

Gay Divorcée!

No hard feelings

It was May/December marriage, literally.

It seems like neither party is the least bit upset about the divorce.

Which leads to the question: why the Marriage in the first place?

Perhaps Trump is getting tired of her and will send her to Mady?

His wife was giving me lesbian vibes.

^ She gives me Amazon Gorilla vibes...

I hear her friends call her "The Crusher"

hope he dies

@r259, She looks like a white "Geraldine"

WTF!

Undisclosed trip to Russia?!?

Crossfit?

Messy!

I’m sure he had the Christmas he wanted, going out to the woods with his Boys, shooting things, punching trees and then going to the Waffle House to harass the waitresses and on the way out calling a bunch of guys he sees in a Honda fags, commies and unpatriotic. You can’t do that with a wife on Christmas!

Wow. His wheelchair has a higher IQ.

r262. that sounds suspect as fuck

As a Russian plant, she realized he had no info or political future whatsoever

[quote]

[quote] He got caught lying about the car wreck that left him in a wheelchair, claiming his friend crashed the car and ran away, leaving him in the burning wreck. He said the wreck cost him his position at the Naval Academy.

[quote] Under a deposition, he admitted he was denied entry to the academy before the wreck. He had been driving but decided to hold a "Chinese fire drill" where his friend and he would switch spots while the car was driving down the highway.

[quote] His friend actually pulled him from the burning wreck, saving his life.

The video

I’m baffled as to why he needs to lie about every facet of his life. Something’s up

Yep she is definitely a Russian spy.

i figured something was coming out.

“Do you Natasha, take Madison….”

[quote] He got caught lying about the car wreck that left him in a wheelchair, claiming his friend crashed the car and ran away, leaving him in the burning wreck. He said the wreck cost him his position at the Naval Academy. Under a deposition, he admitted he was denied entry to the academy before the wreck. He had been driving but decided to hold a "Chinese fire drill" where his friend and he would switch spots while the car was driving down the highway. His friend actually pulled him from the burning wreck, saving his life.

Unbelievable asshole. Just complete void of any positive attributes.

I hope this is all true. After all of the ranting and slandering of Swalwell it will be amazing to see how MAGA justify their poster boy being accused of worse.

"Do you, Svetlana, take Madison..."

Political image marriage?

So was the switching seats while driving what caused the car crash?

He falsely accused his friend of leaving him to die? That is evil

R276 Yes, Madison’s friend tripped over his big dick while they we’re changing seats.

[quote]I hope somebody beats him in 2022.

You had me at ‘I hope somebody beats him.’

R41 = Jacqueline Bouvier

Husted Jr.

[quote]“Madison is amazing – we’ve had an incredible journey together. Our marriage, like every marriage, has had its difficulties. The lifestyle shift into public life has been strenuous, and many aspects of the transition have been unexpected. I want to live in the world he creates, I just don’t want to be married to someone changing the world. While we have agreed to be apart now, we still have a great friendship and there’s no ill-will. Madison is a fighter – he will help save this country.”

Hahahahaha

There’s no fucking way she wrote that slop.

[quote]R173: For the uninitiated what he heck are “earthen vessels?”

It's a New-Testament-ism, from 2 Corinthians 4:6-7, "For it is the God who commanded light to shine out of darkness, who has shone in our hearts to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ. But we have this treasure in earthen vessels, that the excellence of the power may be of God and not of us."

The idea is gnostic, the notion of mortal bodies as "earthen vessels" encapsulating the spirit of God, or the soul.

Excerpt from Cawthorn's anti-abortion rant: "A silent genocide has slipped beneath the conscience of America. Eternal souls, woven into earthen vessels, sanctified by Almighty God, and endowed with the miracle of life are denied their birth by a nation born of freedom."

He's speaking of the ensoulment of the unborn, and their subsequent abortion, not of women. It's not any less crazy, but that's what was meant.

R283 I didn't realize gnostic ideas had ended up in the New Testament too. Didn't the Gnostics believe the flesh was a prison, and the physical was a sensual trap designed to keep us separate from rejoining with God?

Like God had been broken and we were all parts of him, but were locked away until we figured out how to transcend the barriers surrounding us (and death is not the way).

She couldn't manage the strap on.

Ok, so I read r283, r284 and r285 in order, and this is why I love DL.

[quote]I didn't realize gnostic ideas had ended up in the New Testament too. Didn't the Gnostics believe the flesh was a prison, and the physical was a sensual trap designed to keep us separate from rejoining with God?

Yes, R284, but the way you phrased that reminds me of that line from 'Lord of Illusions' (1995): "Flesh is a trap, and magic sets us free."

The gnostics avoided reproduction because they saw it as entrapping more particles of Light (God's Spirit) in flesh, in matter. It's the reason for the Encratite passages in the New Testament (Matt.19:10-12; 1 Corinthians 7, interspersed) advocating against marriage. Still other obvious examples of gnosticism would be 2 Corinthians 4:3-4 ("the god of this world" does not refer to Satan, but to the Demiurge, the Creator) and Galatians 3:28. Several of the epistles began as gnostic or Marcionite documents, only to be overwritten by the Pastoral Redactor in an effort to make them better agree with Catholic dogma.

The ex-wife won't have a problem finding someone else, and she might actually upgrade. Hope she gets herself a nice fortune 500 IG boyfriend from the north.

Here's his wife. She looks like a hooker. She's making up for lost time

I hope she gets deported back to Russia, not rewarded for being married to and encouraging Sitler.

Did she just discover he was a liar?

He got caught lying about the car wreck that left in in a wheelchair. He claimed his friend was the driver who ran away, leaving him in a burning wreck. He also said the wreck cost him his position at the Naval Academy.

Now the truth: Under deposition, he admitted he was denied entry to the academy before the wreck; he admitted he was the actual driver; and he admitted his friend actually pulled him from the burning wreck.

Or maybe his new bride just learned about the 30+ sexual misconduct allegations involving this liar.

Is there a chance his dick still works?

MAGAts don't care that he's a liar or a sexual offender. They wouldn't care if he was a Russian operative. He is violent, loves guns, sats what they want to hear about abortion, hates liberals and Joe Biden. They don't need anything else.

[quote]Political image marriage?

It had to have been transactional, R275, because why would she marry him? People with lifestyles as active as hers don't just jump into relationships with people they can't share their passions with. She seems to do well with CrossFit and has sponsorships and based on her IG she has no problem meeting men. She's lived in Florida her whole life, did she even pretend to move to North Carolina? Before CrossFit she was an equestrian like her mother... her Puerto Rican mother.

I find it especially appalling when men such as Madison, who I presume can’t even get someone pregnant without technology involved, feels they have any say in what happens to a pregnant woman’s body.

Whenever any of these right wingers bring up their opposition to abortion, it’s always some religious reason.

WTF ever happened to separation of church and state??

R296 uh, do you know what conservatives are? The right in America has been welded to religion since the 1980s. Because the Republicans saw they were losing power and needed more followers. So they started taking hardline positions on abortion and religion and then they slowly took over the Republican party, and now the real conservatives are in the shadows and the party is dominated by the nutjobs they encouraged and exploited to stay in power.

You have some actual fanatics in congress, but worse are the cynical tools like Ted Cruz who know very well what they're doing and why and don't give a shit.

@r294, Those two would make beautiful tits together

Why does he wear shoes?

Next season on "90 Day Fiance"...

Maddy will find a mail order bride or meet someone at a Trump rally wearing a "Trump can grab my pussy" t-shirt.

This story has legs.

*snicker*

Comrade Cawthorn reporting for duty!

I’d like to put Madison Cawthorn in front of a world map and ask him to pick out Ukraine and see him sweat.

Why don't these fuckers just move to Russia if they love Putin so much?

Why move when they can convert the US into Russia?

I bet she’s still a virgin. Like all Russian girls

R305. I’d be surprised if Madison Cawthorn could find North America on a map.

I'm not interested in watching Sue Aikens on Life Below Zero.

His wife is Russian? I could have sworn he married some HS sweetheart.

met his ex wife of a mere 8 months in a russian casino? how tacky can you get?

What is it with these deplorables and Russian/East European women. Highly suspect. He was recruited by Putin to run for office?

R312 No, no, no.

[quote]who is now divorcing him in a Russian casino.

Apparently, the divorce is taking place in a Russian Casino.

Was Madison at Mar-a-Lago for the holiday season?

[quote]His wife is Russian? I could have sworn he married some HS sweetheart.

His wife is Puerto Rican from Florida.

He was introduced to her in Florida, by a guy he met in Russia. Not at all suspicious.

At least they weren't introduced by Jeffrey Epstein!

[quote] Breathless about spending $100 at some casino, knows he was scammed re: CrossFit & married the girl it was set up for him to meet & he doesn't make a connection. It's like a teenager tried inventing a plot from a John Le Carre novel to turn it in as an assignment. And got a D-

If she’s a honey trap, why the quickie divorce? Wouldn’t she have clung onto the relationship as Maddie still has some use value as a Congressman?

I don’t understand how folks vote for these train wrecks.

Even she couldn’t stand it anymore, r320.

Now this is getting interesting! He's exactly the type they would target: dumb, arrogant and a liar who can be compromised. All the traits they found so appealing in our former president.

R320 or she got what she needed out of him and/or the Russians decided to recall her and replace her with someone better.

"Me and my friends"

"Anyways"

"Her and I"

And he was elected to Congress.

R4325, real men like Madison Cawthorn don't need proper grammar and don't need to know who to read, write or do arithmetic.

That shit is only for fags and libtards.

They may have realized he’s a total putz and useless.

Due to widely whispered about internal polling, she’s realized that he doesn’t have a chance at being re-elected in his own district, which is why he’s announced a plan to run in a newly created one. He’s useless as a lame duck freshman congressman.

R328 didn't his formerly safe seat get turned into a competitive seat by the recent redistricting?

This weekend I heard from a visiting Coloradan that Boebert will be primaried. Even to Colorado Republicans, she's an embarrassment, and there will be no shortage of candidates eager and willing to primary the crazy bitch.

Again, I'm just repeated what I was told.

My guess is that he wanted her to have a little Nazi with him, via IVF, to boost his appeal and tug at heart-strings for when it comes out that he's a traitor to our country and faces jail time. He told her it was "time" to do her "duty" and the Missus looked at him, the hate-filled, dumbass, and pathetic creature she had married and considered the future. She weighed the work of having him as a husband, of ruining her beautiful body through pregnancy, having to care for a child without his help, and being linked to that choad forever through it. She knows exactly who and what he is and the litigation he'll soon be facing.

Obviously the Missus is the brawn AND the brains of the couple and she peaced the fuck out.

I feel like you are giving her a lot more heart and conscious than this chick probably deserves r331.

Yeah, you're probably right R332.

Homeboy looking a bit rough

Who else remembered this thread when the news broke?

Maria Butina: Don't Hate Me, But I LIKE Her!!!

Her pussy wasn't hers but it belonged to Mother Russia!!! And, she USED it to its fullest advantage for the love of her country!!! Now, that's loyalty! Once again, another example of how dumb and easily taken Republicans are. The American REPUBLICAN guy that she lived with, and had sex with, is 56. PERFECT target! A very "DataLounge" demographic too! An old fart fascinated by twenty year olds. I hope she took his bank account too!!! Anyway, she hated living with the old fart and hated having sex with him, but her pussy was being used to serve Putin and for the uplifting of the mother land! It's being reported that she wasn't monogamous with the 56 year old she lived with. Her pussy was on a mission and was being used to accomplish the task! YOU GO, GIRL!!!

Literally surrounded by fan girls

He needs nurse Lindz.

[quote]He was introduced to her in Florida, by a guy he met in Russia. Not at all suspicious.

R317, my point at R316 was she was born and raised in Florida and her mother is Puerto Rican - she isn't from Russia. It doesn't look like she deletes things from Instagram, she still has a post saying she doesn't like kids (linked at R203) and there are pictures with ex-boyfriends. At R294 I said I think it was a transactional marriage but obviously I don't know how. She travels a lot for CrossFit competitions which means she's always meeting people, do Russians outsource?

I'm not going to lie, if Madison had two working legs he would be pretty fucking hot. The problem is, no young woman is willing to sacrifice her life and regular good sex for a close parking space.

[quote] I'm not going to lie, if Madison had two working legs he would be pretty fucking hot.

I honestly don't know the answer this question, but what did he look like BEFORE the accident? Cynical me finds it suspicious that I have never seen any photos of him before the major reconstruction that must have been necessary after the accident.

R338 yes they outsource.

R338 her ex boyfriend is pretty hot. She likes the blonde muscular guys.

Also I abhor that side pose so many women do in photos.

And yes Madison is hot from the waist up, but he will likely fall prey to the evil that infests some people where tbey age unnaturally due to the blackness in their souls.

She married him because he’s a Congressman period

Eh also pretty obvious she likes blonde guys with big muscles lol. She's clearly gone through a few of them. If she hadn't taken an interest in this Nazi I'd have said more power to her

What is a US army captain doing in a Russian casino, who then lured him to a fake Crossfit to set him up with the honeypot.

I guess R345 is for people who missed R267 and R319.

Talk about being a poster boy for Hitler Youth...

I doubt the Russian angle because once an agent is embedded, he/she is left in place. It is all about access. Even if Cawthorn was a dead end (pun intended), Cristina would have access as a congressman's wife. That isn't something that the Russians would give up without a good reason. She would be more valuable left in place.

[quote] I’m really looking forward the ballet version.

I guess impotence on wheels wasn't desirable in the end.

If anyone wants to revisit the past, here’s an article about Trump’s ties to Russian criminals. It was printed before Mueller surrendered his anemic report. Note how many times the Russians launder trillions of dollars while the FBI watches them do it and does nothing to stop it. The Russian mob stsrted acting like mobsters as soon as they came to the US in the 1970s. FBI could be nipped it in the bud. They didn’t.

What gets me is that FBI knew Trump was mixed up with & making millions from Russian mob. And they helped him win the presidency.

I love Betty Bowers

[quote] he doth protest too much

He's getting roasted! lol

I was today years old when I learned that Madison Cawthorn was recruited by an operative in St. Petersburg, Russia who faked a CrossFit competition just to set him up with now soon-to-be ex-wife

I hope Cross Fit is suing over this fake competition, otherwise my consumer faith in Cross Fit is down the drain and I can never trust them again!

So while Madison Cawthorn was in Russia, he met a man who invited him to a "cross-fit competition".

When Cawthorne arrived, the fake competition was a ruse to introduce him to his now ex-wife, who divorced him after 8 months.

Yeah, nothing suspicious at all.

Betty Bowers is on fire

Hey, guess who got wall-to-wall TV coverage on Russian state television this weekend?

No, really. Guess.

Not to mention that Russian casinos are illegal where he was in St. Petersburg. So either his story is fake or he was in an illegal casino.

I wonder how many listening devices are planted all over his house now. Maybe she implanted one in his bum legs when he was sleeping.

R359, holy shit!

Why would anyone have to lure him to a fake cross fit competition? Why didn’t the guy say, “hey, I know a great woman I want to set you up with!”

None of this makes any sense unless you understand this was a Russian honeypot situation.

Lots of American congressmen seem to have been targeted

Is he a noted fan of Cross fit? It's not like he could participate.

Didn't the Russians use to be more sophisticated and less sloppy about this shit? The country has really gone downhill under dictator Putin.

[quote] Didn't the Russians use to be more sophisticated

Oh, dear!

No, R365, the Russians realized they could just spew utter bullshit and half of US citizens would believe it regardless of the ridiculously obvious idiocy. Although I cannot disagree; the US had really gone downhill under Putin's leadership... so far that we cannot even agree on how to end a pandemic despite having 3 vaccines and two easily-accomplished mitigation efforts that have been conclusively shown to work.

R367 sure, Oleg.

I wish that whoever was interviewing Cawthorne @R353 would have asked him how it's a conspiracy theory to put together the fact that he was in a Russian casino on a supposed trip to Norway and/or Sweden, took a 40-hour-each-way ferry to Saint Petersburg (Russia!) where casinos are illegal, met someone who claimed to be a US Army officer who then invited a Congressman in a wheelchair to a crossfit competition in Florida that turned out to be a ruse to introduce him to his future wife... when he could have just said "A friend introduced us" and no one would have batted an eye.

The best lies have a kernel of truth, which is what "A friend introduced us" is in spades. How is this man in Congress? He's not even a good liar!

Oh, I get it... 0-leg is what the Russians call Cawthorne!

Russian honeytraps don't always use Russian personnel and aren't meant to last after komprat is gathered (see Keeler, C., Butina, M.)

To R 364...Miss Madison can do pull-ups like it was suggested by his new friend!! She can't ever LIE correctly (her story changed 20 times) She needs someone to change her diaper. Dig out all that shit.

R369 you are greatly overestimating Cawthorn. He's not very bright

R370 clever, but you were using Russian Whataboutism. It's a classic; if anyone criticizes Russia you "Whatabout YOUR country?" in an attempt to deflect the criticism back on the person so they are defending themselves instead of you ever having to respond to comments about Russia.

If you weren't doing it intentionally you might want to consider what prompted you to leverage some throwaway comments about Putin into a full-fledged attack on the US; which is exactly what a Russian would do.

And to further add: Russia has gotten sloppy but also some of it is intentional. The polonium poisonings in the UK, the men they used seemed like bumbling morons - part of Putin's thing now is that he WANTS you to know he did it, while still officially denying it; but of course Russia's propagandists will deny everything and attack whoever mentions it, and also offer alternative explanations for whatever the issue is.

Also the Havana Syndrome stuff; all taking place near Russian buildings, Russia denies everything but everyone knows it's them, and it creates an aura of fear and misinformation, which is what they want.

Don't do what they want, r367.

Can't you see KGB agents sitting around, laughing to one another "so I invited the crippled one - yeah, Hitler Tiny Tim, that's him, to cross fit competition (agents all bust out laughing). And he shows up! So I say, what the hell Tiny Tim, you marry Natasha - she don't mind changing diapers! You don't want Marjorie to look like more of a man than you. And he does it! (more hysterical laughter). Vlad better give me big bonus this Christmas! I got Tiny Tim on our payroll!"

R364 he’s more a fan of the Iron Cross Fit.

If you think we're kidding about this guy, notice the resemblance?

This was one of the best Christmas presents this year.

It was a trip directly to Russia obviously. Many GOP congressmen have been lured there and suddenly changed their tune about Russia’s place in the world.

I wonder if the Russians lured Miss Lindz in with hot twinks

He’s good looking but he wears a shit ton of makeup and hair gel

Take away both and he wouldn’t be so cute

I mean Google pictures of him, we’re talking almost drag Queen level makeup and level lipstick on some photos

[quote]Miss Madison can do pull-ups like it was suggested by his new friend!

He can do pull-ups AND doo-doo into Pull-Ups!

Can you imagine being married to that freak?? As you change his diapers, he’s yelling Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!

[quote] For 3 years I watched as Russian military intelligence (GRU) tried to recruit me bc they believed one day I would be a U.S. Navy intelligence officer. It is completely believable the Russians would’ve attempted to do the same here with Cawthorn. A thread:

[quote] A young man who was thinking of running for Congress would certainly have been of interest to Russian intelligence, if only that at some point he may be of use to them. They absolutely invest in people and it is easier to get to a person before they are in a position of power.

[quote] I am not suggesting Cawthorn is a Russian agent, rather, that it is absolutely possible that Russian intelligence would’ve targeted him. They did the same w me and I was in the grove to be an intel officer, not a MOC. They collect people and they’re extremely good at it.

Lock them up!

Regarding R384, Let’s keep in mind that Cawthorn, at the time of his travel to Russia, was the son of Rep. Mark Meadows’s personal financial advisor and was working part-time in Meadows’s district office. He wasn’t just some 23 year-old Chad spouting off to impress some Army guy in a Russian casino.

Thank you, R387.

I thought I remembered that Meadows wrote his Naval Academy petition. That makes sense!

So, he just fucks everything up.

He can't even do a Chinese fire drill without becoming paralyzed.

Dropping out of the race in 3...2...1...

R374 doth protest too much, methinks.

Well, it's all over local news at the moment. He's done.

[quote]Russia denies everything but everyone knows it's them, and it creates an aura of fear and misinformation, which is what they want.

Interesting; Cawthorn holds a gerrymandered seat so even if he drops out, loses, falls on the metro tracks, whatever, it's likely that NC will some other little white power creep, so he has minimal value to anyone, but would serve as a feather in Putin's cap that he bought himself a US Congressmen

How, exactly, is he “done”?

Sure, r390 🙄

R380 Sure. But she wore those mob thug-winks out, then demanded more. She was underestimated.

Menacing

R396 damn all that makeup!

It’s an occupational hazard for whom the camera is an indispensable part of his livelihood

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^^ "[R396] damn all that makeup! " ^^

This kween taught him everything he knows

If the Dems can't pick up this seat, we're super-duper screwed in 2022!! Here he is in high school, before his makeup addiction.

OMG you could almost believe he’s straight in that high school pic at r401

Perfectly turned out

R403, he’s got crazy I Love Jesus eyes in that one

Maybe Maddie and his wife are divorcing because he stole her candy flavored lip gloss.

He really is a nazi ideal in r396’s pic. Well, except for that wheelchair. Sucks to be you Madison!

Throwback: Looking ahead

^ The guy taking the picture had to read the application to him

Seriously, have you ever seen this guy's handwriting? He can't even spell his name correctly

Also him before makeup. It's silly that some of you are trying to pretend he isn't quite attractive, objectively. Plenty of things to hate about him without making up stuff.

[quote] He can't even spell his name correctly

By far this is the least among his scandals, but the petty in me likes to point out that it actually isn't actually his name:

[quote] David Madison Cawthorn (born August 1, 1995) is an American politician who has served as the U.S. representative for North Carolina's 11th congressional district since 2021.

And it's also silly and petty to make fun of the way he writes. Out of ALL THE THINGS HE HAS SAID AND DONE let's focus on the things that just make Democrats look like pretentious cunts. I think some of you have to be Republicans trying to make Independents feel sorry for him so they vote for him.

(and I actually wish I had an edit button...)

R411 you're right, that is petty.

Well, we're talking about someone who dropped out of a Bible college... I'm surprised he can write at all.

@r411, It's his last name "Cawthorn" that he spelled "Cauthon" is the issue. I do believe that's always been his last name, but nice try, MAGAt

Preach GURL PREACH!

^ OMG wrong thread Sorry!

^ That's OK, this thread needed a break

Miss Davis Madison needs to be violated like that, ganged fucked in the throat!!

The Russians have used casinos and bars (KGB run) for decades to entrap foreigners, gay and straight. it is amazing how people still fall for the scam. The Russians get compromising video, pictures or recordings to blackmail their victims. This is what happened to Trump. I have personally seen this in action.

Trust me, the Russians did NOT get footage of me going down on a twink in a Moscow hotel

I offered to fuck her for him.

[quote] . I have personally seen this in action.

Do tell!

R421, details please! 🙏

[quote] I wonder if some fat alcoholic queen is secretly sucking him off on the side or something…

You'll never be the one, Defact0. You're not good enough even for this legless neonazi piece of shit.

R178 Admit it you're really describing your fantasies!

I will say this: the NYT or Washington Post aren't carrying this story; so while I don't necessarily doubt that it's true that Right Wing Tiny Tim found himself in a honeytrap, it's not mainstream yet

I still think he looks like a ventriloquist doll.

R428, it’s not because it’s not true, because we’ve heard it from the lame horse’s mouth.

The major papers haven’t carried the story because he is a freshman congressman, unlikely to get re-elected even in a new district.

It’s simply not covered because he’s no longer relevant.

She was sick and tired of pushing him around like a baby in his stroller chair while he babbled about liberals. Also imagine having to have the same sex position all the time ? Mounting this dumb cunt was the final straw. She wanted a guy with working legs and brain.

To R429...OMG!! Miss Madison really does look like a dummy; well, he is a fucking moron.

FUN TRIVIA about Crippled People........Wheelchair users have nasty scars, weird legs, and a fucked up body..Only trusted people get to see a paraplegics scars. Paraplegics often have thin limp legs (flaccid legs). Most have a well defined strong upper body to compensate.

I'm sure he was wheely shitty to her. The relationship never stood a chance.

Oh..My...Goodness......VIDEO----->>Bowel Management Tools for People with Spinal Cord Injuries.......Curiousity got the better of me and it is more horrible than I imagined.

Please don't make me watch that video!! Don't make me click on it.

R436 = Click on it!!....Don't be a little bitch!!..Click it!!.....LoL

R435 - That reminded me of this song from “A Mighty Wind”:

You guys are really making fun of someone for being in a wheelchair? You’re horrible.

No. We are mocking him for being a Grade A Asshole and Hypocrite; the wheelchair is just part of his persona.

A bros’ night out!

Uh huh r440 I think the phrase “legless nazi” was used and then you speculated on how he goes to the bathroom.

And you people really think you’re the good guys. Lol.

^ Oh, gee, now you made us feel bad...

NOT!

R433 aren’t wheelchair bound people more flatulent?

And they have higher amount of bowel movements?

I actually feel sorry for Madison's wheelchair....Having to put up with that asshole all the time.

Defacto, every time I have a smidgen of sympathy for that turd, he reminds me he’s a turd.

[quote]”And you people really think you’re the good guys.”

R442 - The fact that you use the term “you people” tells us everything we need to know about you.

Sorry, dearie. Your precious Maddy has lied about, well, pretty much everything, including how he got in the wheelchair. Plus he supported the Trump coup. He's fair game.

Did Defacto forget about the time Trump mocked a disabled guy?

Defacto would pick the corn kernels out of Trump's shit, pop them and then proclaim it to be three Michelin stars.

Cawthorn is the new Matt Gaetz. A joke and completely controlled by blackmail.

R450 ok, now that was funny.

R446 - a smidgen of sympathy for “it” is a smidgen too much. I’m sure “it” faps to posters of Maddy on “its” walls.

Cawthorn and Abbott, both used their disabilities to garner sympathy support in their campaigns. I understand their physical struggles and limitations. I don't make fun of their disabilities, but don't want to see either their photo-op staging.

[quote] Cawthorn and Abbott, both used their disabilities to garner sympathy support in their campaigns.

And Sitler wasn’t about to correct anyone who thought he was injured in a war. Stolen valor scumbag.

She was a Russian honeypot.

The Power of Positive Thinking

Did she run out on him or did he roll out on her?

He represents the Republican base though!

I would ne or make fun of him for being in a wheel chair. No one should. But he is a scumbag.

North Carolinians are not dumbfuck, sycophants as a whole.

First in freedom and last to join the Confederacy.

We recognize bullshit.

Maddie’s successor/competitor

Viciously attacked?

Bo Hines can wear his FJB shirt and pose with his AR (while wearing Crocs!) all he wants but he doesn’t have a snowballs chance.

He’s filed to run in NC-7 which is currently held by David Rouzer, a well-known player in GOP politics in NC. Rouzer is a NC State grad, from the Agriculture school no less, and former assistant Dean of the Ag school. Agriculture is the major industry in the 7th, which runs through the agricultural lowlands between Wilmington and Raleigh along I-40.

Bo Hines is a one year NC State football WR, who after an injury, transferred to Yale to play there and major in political science. He has recently graduated from Wake Forest law school. He started ‘21 by saying he was going to run in NC-5 against 77yo Virginia Fox, then said he was going to run in the newly-formed NC-13. That plan got scuttled when his new buddy and ideological brother Cawthorn chose to run in the 13th and now Hines has filed to run in NC-7.

Cawthorn got lucky and the bloom is off the rose of youth. Magic will not happen twice and Hines will have to be content with running for a state office four years from now.

R457 - did he actually post that? If so, where’d he get the 80%? Oh right, he pulled it out of his ass along with all his other “facts”. It just kills me to know, too, that idiots like him will be set up for life as career politicians whose only contribution is selling state secrets.

R465, it probably seems like it’s easy to become a millionaire to Cawthorn.

All you have to do is lose the use of your legs in a car accident and lie and throw your best friend under the bus is the insurance lawsuit.

Easy-peasy!

Wait. You don't have to actually live in the district you represent?

R467 it depends on the state but most of the time no

Gay friendly

Who is the Hawaiian shirt guy?

Re R442/Defacto:

Yes. If only we were the "good guys", like the current GQP! Threatening the lives of our own representatives, the opposing party's representatives, the families of both sides representatives, the lives of random employees and their families lives, the lives of poll workers and their families lives, the lives of the last vice president and current Speaker of the House, multiple Capitol Police officers, attempting to overthrow a free and fair election, trash our nation's Capitol, mentally masturbate on a daily basis about when they "get to use the guns" on other Americans, glorify foreign dictators, try to install their own version of a dictator, etc.

But go ahead and whine about us poking fun at your Nazi, seditious crush. A weak man-child who wouldn't even bother shooting you himself but would pass that duty off onto one of the slack jawed, knuckle dragging MAGA who hate your guts for the way that you were born, bud.

I miss the "He skipped leg day" jokes. :(

He has a (new) tattoo in R469’s pic. Hmm.

R473: I was wondering about that too, that what those letters were supposed to mean

R469 dear god. Allowing gay people to be physically near you while you vote to strip their rights and legalize discrimination towards towards them is not "gay friendly" FFS.

Deplorable gays have no self respect or standards.

Is he voting to strip rights from actual gay people, or is it the LGBTQIA+ acronym?

ТАСС уполномочен заявить, что Кристина Баярделле Коуторн (также известная как Агент ТУ-425-67722) отозвана в Москву.

You're a fucking moron r476. There is no religious fundamentalist that sees a difference.

The tattoo is supposed to be a Latin phrase that means "undefeated" or something, but for some reason he had it written in Greek letters (I guess because they look sort of the same) which renders it gibberish.

What a fucking moron he is!! Just so everyone knows, the Greek translates to “mlnsth” in English.

MLPSTH, that’s pi not nu. Is there any chance that this is fake because, my god.

Well we know it’s not “Mens sana in corpore sanI”

sanO not sanl

That typo is what happens when you try and read his handwriting

[quote] Is he voting to strip rights from actual gay people, or is it the LGBTQIA+ acronym?

What’s the difference? Is gay not in that acronym?

Cigar boys

R478 actually if you look at what they're complaining about and not just react like a Pavlovian fool, you will see that it's mostly backlash to gender craze stuff now. The headlines are deceiving because they obscure the real issue under the "LGBTQIA+" acronym.

She’s a Russian spy

Rare pic of Maddie masked up

Run, Madison, run!

R489, how fast do you think can he run?

On a full battery, probably at least 2 mph.

Does he have any self awareness?

If Madison wants to live in the times of the founding fathers, I would gladly send him back there. Of course he’d be dead within the month if not the week.

R493, but at least Earthen Vessels and ni.....uh, people of color, wouldn't be allowed to vote!

Adored by kids

Is the jacket on his lap covering up his leaky catheter?

^ Those "kids" look like Russian operatives

Lolz I was just thinking that the outfit was nicely color coordinated: a light lime green shirt, light beige pants and the blue jean jacket.

For a straight guy, he really has rather good sense of sartorial combination

He'll be crawling back to her in no time.

[quote]For a straight guy, he really has rather good sense of sartorial combination

It happens.

Like most modern attention whores, she basked in the glory of being called brave and held up as a saint for marrying someone who is disabled. She enjoyed the attention that came from his rising stature and his becoming a congressman. Not to mention, she probably was more interested in the wedding than actually being married.

However, like most Americans who have no idea how much a Congressman makes or how far $174K actually carries you, she quickly realized that he wasn't as great a financial catch after comparing him to other congressional wives she met. Also, she had no idea how much (or how little) actual social standing and power a junior congressman actually has. Her war cry "do you know who my husband is" got laughed at in DC.

Living her Best Lyfe!

Is she soliciting another client/husband?

Her Tits are FAKE!!! Mrs. Russian whore Cawthorn has that "Grand Canyon Gap" between her fake Titis.

That's even WITH the outfit that squeezes them together

This boy is a mess!

"I was the number one pick in the whole nation..." of home schooled football player.

I can't stop laughing.

That's like bragging you're your father's favorite child when you're an only child.

This is hilarious. I seriously doubt he received 18 Division 1 scholarships

Was this before or after he was rejected by the Naval Academy?

[quote] Her tits are FAKE!

Straight men don’t care. In fact, they prefer fake tits to flat chested women.

Why doesn’t any journalist call him out on his lies?

Omg

Oh please R512…

Anyone with half a brain, i.e. people who don’t listen to Joe Rogan, knows that comparing a previously recorded podcast, which can be listened to at any time, is like apples to oranges when talking about a live cable news show which almost no one records and watches later.

GTFOH with that toe of propaganda or post how many people listen to Joe’s show in the hour it’s first posted.

Has that retard ever NOT lied? About anything?

There is a whole lot on Reddit about the fake Crossfit competition and Crawford's ability to magically take a ferry from Finland to St. Petersburg (you need a visa to get into Russia, you can't just hop a ferry, plus it's a lengthy trip) - R200 seems to outline much of it

R502 did the Russians only give this poor whore one dress? It's the only one she's ever pictured in.

^Ask La Sentatrice. Maybe Maddy shipped her glad rags to South Carolina

Miss Lindz would never wear a skanky dress like that! She's a LADY

[quote]Ask La Sentatrice. Maybe Maddy shipped her glad rags to South Carolina

La Sènatrice is rarely in SC. Try Mar-a-Lago or Fox Studios.

Cawthorn's chief of staff is Blake Harp. Harp's mother, Suzanne Harp, is running for Congress from Collin County, Texas. Collin Co. is a suburban county north of Dallas, home of Plano.

"America First Conservative" = Russia First

On Fauci

Ew, I never realized his mouth was so tiny. He has Trump anusmouth syndrome.

Because a Bible school dropout knows more than a doctor. Sure, Jan!

That's Naval Academy REJECT and Bible College dropout, thank you very much!

Fauci is a top expert in his field. He is highly educated, has decades of direct experience, and is extensively published. He works very hard.

Cawthorn is none of that. His lies and antics helped him get elected. As a Congressman, what legislative accomplishments has he shown? Zero. Being crude, ignorant, insulting name-caller, and a tacky show-off, is not virtuous.

Comfortable around full-figured persons

R522 Goodness he is appalling. Fauci has worked hard for that pension when he chooses to retire and it is not like he going to be around for decades either.

It’s so cute r528, because are they squawking about Mitch’s pension? Or McCarthy’s? Or Jordan’s? Or Grasse’s? What are their pensions going to look like, someone with more energy feel free to post.

R523 I wouldn't mind parting those lips.

Glowing

Aside from Hitler, this child doesn't know much about history.

Ex-Mrs cawthorn has been having fun too!

A writer--who is not a psychiatric professional--lays out the facts to try to understand who these people are:

[bold] Madison Cawthorn [/bold]

[quote] He displays the same severely narcissistic behaviors as Trump. Hardcore Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

[quote] Lies with impunity; exploitative; loves heroic-victim narratives; presents a facade of specialness; grandiose sense of entitlement

[quote] IMHO Narcissistic Personality Disorder like Trump’s is a defense mechanism run amok from an emotionally “dangerous” environment.

[quote] A volatile, unreliable and/or punitive adult had to be pleased or the kid was emotionally neglected or abused.

[quote] They were basically emotional hostages who learned to say whatever kept the captors from hurting them… or made the captors love them.

[quote] Cawthorn was homeschooled by an apparently VERY religious mother.

[quote] When they moved into a home after Madison’s accident, she had a Bible placed in the wall above every light switch and sealed in with drywall.

[quote] And Madison was homeschooled.

[quote] So, put those together. Socially isolated upbringing; super religious homeschooling mother; father who was either inattentive, indifferent or onboard…

[quote] …and a Madison who presents the signs of having been in a SERIOUSLY dysfunctional environment at home or somewhere.

R535 - BINGO!!! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Sealing bibles in the wall above light switches seems like it would be a huge fire hazard.

Also, what an odd thing to do. Protecting the house?

R534 Those look so fake. And I don’t think the horses are real either.

uh oh!

have an original post, r540?

The future is psychedelic!

OMG

Signs of wear and tear

NC voters filed a petition to not allow him to run because he was involved with the January 6th insurrection.

Why on earth would Maddow be worried that dim bulb Cawthorn would come on her show? Not like he can out-debate her.

Once she had all the wheelchair ramps removed from her studio she slept soundly.

New [?] headshot

The only headshot I want to see is one with those sniper fire cross hairs on it.

His face is looking less and less chiseled. Republican men age horribly.

[quote] madisoncawthorn Verified Text patriot to 89513 so that you can receive texts directly from me.

Patriotic Gal!

^Who is that person and why is she wearing a flag bikini while running on a treadmill?

^ that’s the ex-Mrs Maddie Cawthorn

Maddow needs credible guests. Madison is a clown and struggles with the truth. Giving him an interview is not sensible.

Who is handsomer, Madison C. or Robby Benson?

R554. Oh. I thought she was a blond perhaps

[quote] Madison is a clown and struggles with the truth.

You are very generous.

He’s a fucking out-and-out liar!

Does he burst into flames above the Mason Dixon Line?

R552 look at her, using her legs on that treadmill!

I wonder if that was his porn. Like he watches women on treadmills as some sort of masochistic thrill.

[quote]I wish we had a National Enquirer to spill the beans.

This isn't the olden days. Pecker was shown to be deep in Trump's camp. Only right-wingers at odds with Trump don't receive a pass from the NE.

Word

Oh please.

He strikes me as someone who would run over your feet with the wheels of his chair and not apologize.

[quote]proper gun care is important!!

^He’s such a pathetic attention whore.

Hanging out

He can hang out, but he’ll never be well hung.

[quote] cristina_bae4 Don’t let my outfit fool you, I’m actually really cold 😅 #whyisitcoldinflorida

^ link

R568 but his mouth, tongue and throat work so he can hang with me

No honor among thieves!

MadCaw ain't backing down!

He can say whatever he wants, but he's scared. That's why he has an expensive lawyer on retainer--one who indicated there's a chance Cawthorn could be barred from running. The New York Times recently ran an interesting article about the lawsuit filed in North Carolina.

Holy shit! This Robby Starbuck guy promoted by Cawthorn is a trip!

Despite claiming to be of Cuban heritage, he was born and raised in California! His real name is Robby Newsom and he doesn't even live in the district he wants to represent in Congress.

I suspect he's buying endorsements and he couldn't afford the rate Trump quoted.

Putin’s going after Ukraine to make Biden look bad. Quick, everybody ….. get rid of your Russian spy wives! We can’t risk exposure of our honey pots while our media takes a pro-Russia, anti-Ukraine stance. Throw them overboards. You can pick a new one later.

I won’t make fun of paralyzed people bowel problems because I don’t want god or karma to make me incontinent.

PS - not living in the district you want a to run in is pretty common. Some people never move in and use a fake address in a warehouse or office building. Some use address of a relative who lives in district and claim to be renting a room. You don’t have to live in congressional district you represent. You have to live in the state, though

Dr. Oz is running in Pennsylvania now and I’d liked that explained to me.

Ossoff refused to move to the district he ran in for his 2017 (?) Congressional Special Election. He received loads of money but the hits kept coming when people found out that he didn't live in the district. He used his mother's home address (so he's from the district) but actually lived 20 minutes away at his girlfriend's home. It work out in the end since he's in the senate, but as a campaign volunteer, that shit was so frustrating because it was an easy issue to fix. Just live at home during the campaign and visit the fucking girlfriend.

Oz is using his mother-in-law’s address in PA. That’s where he voted from with an absentee ballot. It’s legal.

Most likely this is about someone greasing his palm. But I do have to wonder if TPTB have some dirt on Starbuck--like maybe January 6th-- and they're trying to CYA.

[quote] "Nope. Trump has this completely wrong," tweeted conservative pundit Candace Owens, writing that the "correct pick" is Robby Starbuck, a former music video producer running as a pro-MAGA Republican in the district.

[quote] Former Trump aide Sebastian Gorka and former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis echoed that sentiment.

[quote] Starbuck is running on a platform to crack down on ballot access, so-called Critical Race Theory, LGBTQ rights and Big Tech companies. It's unclear why Trump snubbed Starbuck in favor of Ortagus, who called him "disgusting" during his 2016 campaign before joining his administration.

[quote] Numerous other Trump allies joined in backing Starbuck over Trump's preferred candidate.

[quote] "I endorsed [Starbuck] months ago and I stand by my endorsement," tweeted Rep. Madison Cawthorn, R-N.C.

[quote] Was Trump just a vehicle for Americans' worst impulses?Progress Bar

[quote] "I endorsed Robby months ago & believe he's exactly what we need in these difficult times," wrote Trump-backed Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake. "He's a God-fearing man who loves his wonderful family — he's a true 'citizen politician.'"

[quote] The Republican scramble comes after the GOP-dominated state legislature carved up Cooper's Nashville-area district. Cooper, who has trounced every Republican challengers for decades and ran unopposed in 2020, said the Republican plan to split reliably blue Nashville into three Republican-leaning districts made it impossible for him to win.

[quote] because I don’t want god or karma to make me incontinent.

Maybe you can ask god why nobody taught you the word the.

Some of us need to learn to walk before we can run.

Well, apparently 45 has had a change of heart

More Maddie endorsement

Maddie shows his support by speaking metaphorically

God. Imagine being a person who actually wanted Maddie's endorsement.

This....

Lolz someone forgot to call Maddie

^^^ Those girls didn’t want him blocking their cute ass dresses with his lumbering wheelchair.

Madison seems to lie so much.

I bet this little bitch parks his wheelchair and jogs 10 miles every night.

[quote]Never Again

Divorce becomes her!

Determined

^He's getting chunky. Face & tummy show fat.

R595 He would be fine, the honeymoon period is now over because there’s no longer a wife.

That’s some major baggage under his eyes at R594! Something keeping you up at night, Maddie?

Is the wife bullying him by jogging in R593?

I wanted to be poster #600...

... so I am.