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Alexander Skarsgard - Something is definitely amiss with him

[quote] Skarsgard doesn't set off my gaydar at all. Something is definitely amiss with him...I can't really put my finger on it but he doesn't feel like family or like he's batting for the other team. Some kind of asexual or trauma going on behind the striking looks.

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by Anonymousreply 119November 29, 2021 4:45 AM

It’s just that my people are Nordic.

by Anonymousreply 1November 21, 2021 11:19 PM
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by Anonymousreply 2November 21, 2021 11:20 PM

He just hasn't found 'the one'.

by Anonymousreply 3November 21, 2021 11:21 PM

There's nothing wrong with him, it's all your schizophrenic delusion, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4November 21, 2021 11:22 PM
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by Anonymousreply 5November 21, 2021 11:26 PM
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by Anonymousreply 6November 21, 2021 11:31 PM
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by Anonymousreply 7November 21, 2021 11:39 PM

The only thing that's amiss with that gorgeous man is that he is not in my bed every night.

by Anonymousreply 8November 21, 2021 11:39 PM
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by Anonymousreply 9November 21, 2021 11:40 PM
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by Anonymousreply 10November 21, 2021 11:41 PM
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by Anonymousreply 11November 21, 2021 11:41 PM
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by Anonymousreply 12November 21, 2021 11:42 PM

DL and their typical "he's closeted", "why won't he come out?" repetitious bullshit.

Who cares? How does anyone's sexuality affect YOUR life? Its doesn't! Grow up.

Find gay icons and gay spokespeople in other places, not in showbiz!

by Anonymousreply 13November 21, 2021 11:44 PM

I just care about his looks not his sexuality.

by Anonymousreply 14November 22, 2021 1:40 AM

Perhaps he was molested.

by Anonymousreply 15November 22, 2021 2:25 AM

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 16November 22, 2021 2:25 AM
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by Anonymousreply 17November 22, 2021 3:39 AM
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by Anonymousreply 18November 22, 2021 3:41 AM
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by Anonymousreply 19November 22, 2021 3:43 AM

I could die a happy man if Alexander would 'Moves Like Jagger' me just one time.

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by Anonymousreply 20November 22, 2021 3:48 AM

^ Ha ha love it. Happy family times.

by Anonymousreply 21November 22, 2021 3:55 AM

Is he aging well?

by Anonymousreply 22November 22, 2021 4:41 AM

Dong pics?

by Anonymousreply 23November 22, 2021 4:42 AM

R22, see recent pic. You be the judge.

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by Anonymousreply 24November 22, 2021 4:43 AM

He's just tall that's all

by Anonymousreply 25November 22, 2021 4:46 AM

OP is Alexa Chung

by Anonymousreply 26November 22, 2021 4:49 AM

Much better looking than his weird-looking brothers.

by Anonymousreply 27November 22, 2021 4:50 AM

He certainly is handsome and not in a cookie cutter male model handsome way. He's very northern looking and has a pretty fucked up nose that suits him well.

by Anonymousreply 28November 22, 2021 4:54 AM

[quote]Something is definitely amiss with him

He's just Swedish, dear.

by Anonymousreply 29November 22, 2021 4:54 AM

His dad and his brother Bill are also hot.

by Anonymousreply 30November 22, 2021 5:16 AM

Couldn’t say about asexuality or trauma, but he sure looks like an android in OP’s photo.

by Anonymousreply 31November 22, 2021 5:33 AM

HAHAHA R20! He's so DRUNK! Love it! Unfortunately he looks like a sloppy drunk who, if he is gay, would have problems staying hard. He would probably just slobber all over you, give a crappy BJ, then pass out on the floor.

by Anonymousreply 32November 22, 2021 5:43 AM

He only dates in Scandinavia.

by Anonymousreply 33November 22, 2021 5:54 AM

[quote] HAHAHA [R20]! He's so DRUNK! Love it! Unfortunately he looks like a sloppy drunk who, if he is gay, would have problems staying hard. He would probably just slobber all over you, give a crappy BJ, then pass out on the floor.

I would be fine with that. I am smitten.

by Anonymousreply 34November 22, 2021 5:15 PM

Same here. I would finish myself off and stroke his hair after he was passed out.

by Anonymousreply 35November 22, 2021 5:18 PM

I bet he likes to spoon - very warm.

by Anonymousreply 36November 22, 2021 5:45 PM

Then there is also this.

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by Anonymousreply 37November 22, 2021 8:54 PM

He’s a Harkonnen.

by Anonymousreply 38November 22, 2021 9:06 PM

Ryan Kwanten was hot also.

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by Anonymousreply 39November 23, 2021 2:18 AM

His face is LITERALLY buried in the other guy's ass. I've never seen a straight guy do that.

Who's that other guy?

by Anonymousreply 40November 23, 2021 5:43 AM

Either he or his brother talked about the fact that their father walked around nude at home.

by Anonymousreply 41November 23, 2021 6:42 AM

R40, he's dancing with one of his many brothers.

by Anonymousreply 42November 23, 2021 7:50 AM

I don’t think he’s gay. Bi? Who knows, but I’m guessing no?

I remember reading years ago about some ex girlfriend complaining that he was emotionally cold (I dunno - he seems to me to have a goofy sense of humour) and was very rigid when it came to cleanliness.

As for the naked stuff… well, U.S. Americans tend to be really hung up about that shit. Scandinavians not so much.

by Anonymousreply 43November 23, 2021 8:17 AM

Even in Sweden is Stellan's walking around the house naked even when his sons' friends were there typical? Doesn't it get cold there?

by Anonymousreply 44November 23, 2021 8:30 AM

Stellan showed his erection in Breaking the Waves.

by Anonymousreply 45November 23, 2021 9:05 AM

Alex and his Daddy!

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by Anonymousreply 46November 23, 2021 9:10 AM

Alex talks about his dad's constant nudity.

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by Anonymousreply 47November 23, 2021 9:11 AM

He dated Ellen Page, that's worse than Taylor swift

by Anonymousreply 48November 23, 2021 10:52 AM

He really dated Ellen now Elliot Page?! Holy shit! His taste is questionable as fuck!

by Anonymousreply 49November 24, 2021 6:48 AM

Nothing wrong with him. And he is very handsome. What a body!

by Anonymousreply 50November 24, 2021 8:51 AM

Smoking hot. Even for Hollywood this guy has/is something special. I can't find it now but there's a photo of out there, from a magazine shoot iirc, of him in a cream coloured suit leaning forward with his hands on a table. It's - well, it's something.

by Anonymousreply 51November 24, 2021 9:08 AM

The ONLY time he has been sexy is as Vampire Eric. He is all watery, red eyes. He was particularly bad in the Straw Dogs remake.

His father Stellan is both sexier and a better actor.

by Anonymousreply 52November 24, 2021 9:21 AM

Here is another take that my roommate (obsessed with Skarsgard and gay rights since living with me) says. First off, most Europeans, particularly Nordics, find Hollywood "superficial" and "not serious" and would see flashy relationships like Brad and Angie "vulgar". They say so all the time. Hence, coming from an "educated European family", he would find that super low class. Also, Nordics are notoriously private about their affairs. Finally, Hollywood has tried to push flashy women down his throat like Chung and Margot Robbie, which, again, a European like this one would find demeaning to his manhood and dignity and intrusive. If he is straight, bi, or gay, we may never know. He would always be a gentleman to said women and leave on good terms. Always...like he did with Ellen Page. Anything else would be unthinkable for an educated European. She says that may he the whole point of being private....being private and maintaining your dignity. I guess she gets it because it's a thing with all her friends all the way from Southeast Europe to Scandinavia. Private until they marry or just shutting up. Has several friends in our Malmo, Cluj, and Ede offices who are women and men in their 40's who are attractive, intelligent and accomplished with no known relationship history. Just how a lot of Europe is.

Walking around nude is not a huge thing and very common in many cultures from Urkaine to Scandinavia. It is also null and void as nobody is "turned gay" by anyone. They are born gay or straight. Period. Can't believe I am reading this on a gay board.

by Anonymousreply 53November 24, 2021 9:42 AM

[QUOTE]The ONLY time he has been sexy is as Vampire Eric.

R52 He was hottest iin Generation Kill, HBO mini-series about Marines in Afghanistan. It's where I fell in love with him and the real-life character he played (who should be topic here!)

Isn't he kissing friends with the guy who played Kenneth on 30 Rock?

by Anonymousreply 54November 24, 2021 9:53 AM

He is really fucking smoking hot. Have we already forgotten his performances as the mean, abusive husband in Big Little Lies? I got hard every time he was on camera.

by Anonymousreply 55November 24, 2021 1:05 PM

R55 Every time?

by Anonymousreply 56November 24, 2021 3:30 PM

I'd let him drive me.

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by Anonymousreply 57November 24, 2021 11:41 PM

Thousands of Alexander Skarsgård gifs and photos, plus of few of others including his brothers and father.

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by Anonymousreply 58November 25, 2021 12:01 AM

Even after True Blood jumped the shark, I continued watching for Vampire Eric (and Jason Stackhouse) until the end.

by Anonymousreply 59November 25, 2021 12:03 AM

Don't forget me!

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by Anonymousreply 60November 25, 2021 5:43 AM

[quote] Don't forget me!

Isn't your kept husband schedule too busy for you to post here, Joe?

by Anonymousreply 61November 25, 2021 5:48 AM

I can't believe none of you has posted the photo he currently has on his IMDB.

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by Anonymousreply 62November 25, 2021 6:04 AM

Higher-resolution version of the image at R62.

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by Anonymousreply 63November 25, 2021 6:08 AM

Great Gams

by Anonymousreply 64November 25, 2021 6:09 AM

He's blond but not bland. Mamas mussy likes.

by Anonymousreply 65November 25, 2021 6:12 AM

Is Billy Porter claiming that he's the one who started the no-pants look at R62 and saying he resents not being credited with beginning this conversation?

by Anonymousreply 66November 25, 2021 6:15 AM

r63 I'm zooming!

by Anonymousreply 67November 25, 2021 9:54 PM

He's 45. Is that a recent pic in his undies. He has exceptionally lithe and sexy sexy for his age.

by Anonymousreply 68November 25, 2021 10:01 PM

lithe and sexy legs

by Anonymousreply 69November 25, 2021 10:02 PM

He could use some calves.

by Anonymousreply 70November 25, 2021 10:05 PM

He really is sexy.

by Anonymousreply 71November 26, 2021 12:38 AM

Hes the entire reason Ellen Page transitioned to Elliott. Ellen was dating Alex, fell in love, Alex said he was gay and it would never work, Ellen becomes Elliott in an attempt to hang on to Alex, Alex could care, Alex wants cock.

by Anonymousreply 72November 26, 2021 1:56 AM

Ellen wanted to be a stud like Alex.

by Anonymousreply 73November 26, 2021 2:38 AM

Alex seems to be deeply, madly in love with Alex. I suspect he's in a long-term partnership with himself.

by Anonymousreply 74November 26, 2021 8:48 AM

r74 He can just look in the mirror and jerk off. He doesn't need anything else.

by Anonymousreply 75November 26, 2021 4:16 PM

I get the feeling he might have slightly high standards for women.

I don’t know if he’s gay or not but he can come fuck me for 6-8 months just to be sure.

by Anonymousreply 76November 27, 2021 3:41 PM

In The Giver is Brenton Thwaites supposed to be Alexander Skarsgard’s and Katie Holmes’ biological son? Brenton doesn’t look like he could be a product of that union.

by Anonymousreply 77November 28, 2021 3:26 AM

He looks like a serial killer

by Anonymousreply 78November 28, 2021 3:51 AM

Someone on another thread claimed that Scandinavians are so open and comfortable that if Skarsgard were gay, he would have no problem coming out. Having spent time in 4 major Nordic countries except Iceland, I have never heard such bullshit. Swedes, like other Scandinavians, are the most uniform and conforming culture that discourages most any expression of the self above the whole, on a par with East Asian cultures like Japanese or Korean. Standing out or deviating from the "norm" is frowned upon. He would most definitely not be out if he wanted to be seen as normal.

These countries live by a moral code called the Law of Jante designed to trim errant weeds down to size and keep them in check. Of course, it has its pros and cons. But it's generally subconsciously embedded in most people raised in Nordic cultures. They are a culture of sheep which is antithetical to most Americans and other English-speaking countries which value the individual above all else.

The ten rules state:

1. You're not to think you are anything special.

2. You're not to think you are as good as we are.

3. You're not to think you are smarter than we are.

4. You're not to imagine yourself better than we are.

5. You're not to think you know more than we do.

6. You're not to think you are more important than we are.

7. You're not to think you are good at anything.

8. You're not to laugh at us.

9. You're not to think anyone cares about you.

10. You're not to think you can teach us anything.

Another thing, if you speak to a Nordic person about this or even if some post here on DL, they'll get defensive and deny or downplay it, even though it would be glaringly obvious to any American living there. Try to prove me wrong Scandinavian DLers. I dare you.

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by Anonymousreply 79November 28, 2021 4:09 AM

R79, who are the “we” to which the rules refer? Does the Law of Jante also apply to Finns?

by Anonymousreply 80November 28, 2021 4:13 AM

^ Also, another thing. I was arguing with a Danish guy about the closet, and he had it in his mind that someone only counts as gay if and when they come out, and no one has a right to question it. So gossip outlets outing celebrities or questioning their sexuality is virtually nonexistent in those countries. And prying into their private life is a definite no-no.

by Anonymousreply 81November 28, 2021 4:14 AM

r80 I would say in practical terms, probably due to proximity to Scandinavians, Finns and Estonians behave very similarly even though they don't overtly refer to, or defer to Jante. But they also don't like weeds.

by Anonymousreply 82November 28, 2021 4:18 AM

Oh, and the "we" is the whole. The society/community/nation however you want to refer to it.

by Anonymousreply 83November 28, 2021 4:20 AM

R79 Geez they have some Fight Club level rules in Scandinavia.

I'm surprised the first rule of Jante is you do not talk about Jante.

by Anonymousreply 84November 28, 2021 4:30 AM

An example of the Law of Jante at play was evident during the pandemic seeing how easily a public health bureaucrat was able to lead the entire country of Sweden down an ill-advised path in pursuit of herd immunity at the expense of the elderly and infirm. All in the name of "the greater good". Try that in America and they'll have your head on a spike.

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by Anonymousreply 85November 28, 2021 4:30 AM

Thank you, R82/R83.

by Anonymousreply 86November 28, 2021 4:31 AM

r13 this is a board devoted to gossip and pointless bitchery...........you expect people to come here to admire physicists?

by Anonymousreply 87November 28, 2021 4:59 AM

Here's weird a CDAN blind about him from years ago

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by Anonymousreply 88November 28, 2021 5:06 AM

A Danish friend told me about the Jante Law. He seemed neither ashamed nor proud of it, just stating it as a cultural fact. I'll say this for the Scandis I've known: their mental and emotional health and self-esteem is insane. Real, too. Not social media faking it and class insecurity and always dreaming of being richer and prettier etc. but generally and genuinely content with themselves and their lives. They're also incredibly family-and-friends oriented in a way that isn't performative. Not like us here paying lip service to family and then spending all our time working. The Jante Laws sound weird af (I actually laughed when he began listing them because the perceived tone is so funny as a non-Scandi) but I'm not sure I would now be so quick to dismiss them as I was at the time. The Danes especially seem to have some shit figured out that we anglosphereans don't, yet.

by Anonymousreply 89November 28, 2021 5:52 AM

R89 It's certainly the reason their societies function better than most. And why their countries constantly top the "happiness index" (ridiculously named because anybody who knows Scandinavians would agree they're not literally "happy" as in joyful, friendly, inviting, approachable or exuberant in the way, for example, most tropical islanders are). Happiness here means things work the way they want and they have as close to a perfect work-life balance as possible.

I understand that I derailed the thread a bit, but it was necessary to counter the view that Skarsgard is an open book and can't be closeted.

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by Anonymousreply 90November 28, 2021 7:36 AM

In addition to the Ellen Page mess, there are stories about him and Jack McBrayer, Kenneth the Page from 30 Rock, that can't be ignored.

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by Anonymousreply 91November 28, 2021 10:53 AM

Hiding in plain sight.

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by Anonymousreply 92November 28, 2021 10:55 AM

Alexander Skarsgård explains Jante to Stephen Colbert.

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by Anonymousreply 93November 28, 2021 12:00 PM

I actually find that Janta theory intriguing: it's very equalizing and keeps people grounded, willing to help others, productive in their society and not full of themselves.

I'll just put it out there: is it possible he's pansexual? I mean, he's been with Ellen/ (whatever their name is now) and Jack McBrayer (?!) among others. I think he could just be someone who is attracted to someone's personality, not just their physical appearance or gender. Just a possibility.

Also, if the BI is true, maybe Swedes are very clean people and it would make sense he would prefer to keep his place much cooler than average, given where he grew up, his height/body mass.

by Anonymousreply 94November 28, 2021 12:19 PM

[quote]I actually find that Janta theory intriguing: it's very equalizing and keeps people grounded, willing to help others, productive in their society and not full of themselves.

That's the pro side. On the cons, it could stifle creativity, innovation and individual expression. The older people who were deemed as surplus to society's requirements therefore expendable collateral damage in the quest for herd immunity might have changed their minds a bit.

by Anonymousreply 95November 28, 2021 12:47 PM

Acting is considered creative r95. And his whole family is into it. Just one example.

by Anonymousreply 96November 28, 2021 2:07 PM

His forehead is the size of a billboard.

by Anonymousreply 97November 28, 2021 2:14 PM

r96 Sweden is known for ABBA who were popular, but the flatest music you ever heard. . The level creativity in the arts pales in comparison to the Americas North and South.

by Anonymousreply 98November 28, 2021 2:16 PM

R98 Max Martin says hello

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by Anonymousreply 99November 28, 2021 2:19 PM

I'd love other examples of horrible Swedish artists or "flatest" music. Please share.

by Anonymousreply 100November 28, 2021 2:19 PM

[quote]With Coldplay and BTS’ “My Universe” rocketing in at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 dated Oct. 9, 2021, pop mastermind Max Martin adds yet another No. 1, his 25th, to his history on the chart as a writer. The Swedish-born Martin boasts the third-most No. 1s among writers in the Hot 100’s history, trailing only Paul McCartney (32) and John Lennon (26).

Click the link for a list of his songs, it's insane:

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by Anonymousreply 101November 28, 2021 2:25 PM

[quote]I'd love other examples of horrible Swedish artists or "flatest" music. Please share.

Look. The mixture of African and British cultures produced gospel, blues, jazz, country, rap, hip-hop, r&b and rock n roll in North America; and the mixture of African and Iberian cultures produced meringue, salsa, tango, rumba, samba, bossa nova and cumbia in Latin America. African and French mixture in the Caribbean produced Creole culture and music. Sweden is not known for its original art forms. Why are arguing? Abba, Ace of Base and Max Martin all made pop music in English. There was nothing particularly Swedish about the flavor. And the music is FLAT.

by Anonymousreply 102November 28, 2021 2:52 PM

R99 has the musical taste of a 14-year-old girl.

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by Anonymousreply 103November 28, 2021 3:01 PM

I love this Swedish song:

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by Anonymousreply 104November 28, 2021 3:03 PM

They did, however, produce quite a lot of sculptors, painters, writers, illustrators and many more. If they don't have "name recognition" means nothing...the assertion that adhering more toward a Janta squelches creativity is absurd. See below for noteworthy artists from Sweden.

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by Anonymousreply 105November 28, 2021 3:04 PM

Except they have R102, they have. see above at r105.

I really can't stand when people make broad generalizations cross an entire country about their abilities.

So maybe check yourself.

by Anonymousreply 106November 28, 2021 3:17 PM

There’s nothing especially wrong with him. He’s also not especially attractive.

by Anonymousreply 107November 28, 2021 3:22 PM

In case you're wondering, no Michelangelos and Leonardo Da Vincis in the link at r105.

by Anonymousreply 108November 28, 2021 3:59 PM

and there is obviously no good/great art outside of that, r108! You have shown how ignorant you are if you think those are the only 2 great artists to have lived/provided work. and I'm done with you.

by Anonymousreply 109November 28, 2021 4:02 PM

I’ve seen Skarsgard around the East Village. Very tall and very handsome. He was getting into a cab while I was riding my bike. We both made eye contact for a second. Pretty sure we were checking each other out. Deff got a gay vibe from him. I get a gay vibe from most Swedish men. But with Skarsgard the eye contact was reciprocal.

by Anonymousreply 110November 28, 2021 4:10 PM

This thread needs more "I’ve seen Skarsgard around the East Village." and less arguing over Swedish sculptors, painters, writers and illustrators.

by Anonymousreply 111November 28, 2021 6:04 PM

R111 100% agree. Good gravy there are a lot of Buzz Killington's on DL.

I read that Blind Item and yeah, I can kinda see that. That might be why he hasn't seriously dated or married anyone despite being very handsome. Super anal (...hush), Type-A, persnickety, neat freak/germaphobe with high standards...masks all of that under a laidback, self-effacing demeanor. Makes sense. He probably scares away a lot of women once they get to know him.

by Anonymousreply 112November 28, 2021 8:13 PM

Wasn't there a B.I. attributed to Skarsgård that suggested he was into having his ass worshipped? He cruised for a guy in a park and wanted his butt rimmed.

by Anonymousreply 113November 28, 2021 8:18 PM

Wasn't there a B.I. attributed to Skarsgård that suggested he was into having his ass worshipped? He cruised for a guy in a park and wanted his butt rimmed.


I have to start cruising parks

by Anonymousreply 114November 28, 2021 9:14 PM

Ass worshipped? His ass is quite nonexistent.

by Anonymousreply 115November 28, 2021 11:27 PM

[quote] Ass worshipped? His ass is quite nonexistent.

Nonexistence hasn't stopped billions of people from worshiping Gods.

by Anonymousreply 116November 29, 2021 1:11 AM

I’m not absolutely sure why, but I really want to believe that he and McBrayer are a couple.

Maybe it’s the pleasing randomness of such an attraction, and the fact that they light up in each other’s presence. They also seem to share a clean-cut look which speaks to a shared level of fastidiousness of the type mentioned in the Blind Item. They would go well together, I think.

by Anonymousreply 117November 29, 2021 2:06 AM

That BI is ridiculous and anyone who believes it is stupid. Looks like they're trying to make him out to be a vampire. It was written when he was still on True Blood.

by Anonymousreply 118November 29, 2021 2:26 AM

Whoever said he was smoking hot in TB is right. That scene where the character first appears...*ugh.*

by Anonymousreply 119November 29, 2021 4:45 AM
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