Alexander Skarsgard - Something is definitely amiss with him

It’s just that my people are Nordic.

He just hasn't found 'the one'.

There's nothing wrong with him, it's all your schizophrenic delusion, OP.

The only thing that's amiss with that gorgeous man is that he is not in my bed every night.

DL and their typical "he's closeted", "why won't he come out?" repetitious bullshit.

Who cares? How does anyone's sexuality affect YOUR life? Its doesn't! Grow up.

Find gay icons and gay spokespeople in other places, not in showbiz!

I just care about his looks not his sexuality.

Perhaps he was molested.

I like blue.

I could die a happy man if Alexander would 'Moves Like Jagger' me just one time.

^ Ha ha love it. Happy family times.

Is he aging well?

Dong pics?

R22, see recent pic. You be the judge.

He's just tall that's all

OP is Alexa Chung

Much better looking than his weird-looking brothers.

He certainly is handsome and not in a cookie cutter male model handsome way. He's very northern looking and has a pretty fucked up nose that suits him well.

[quote]Something is definitely amiss with him

He's just Swedish, dear.

His dad and his brother Bill are also hot.

Couldn’t say about asexuality or trauma, but he sure looks like an android in OP’s photo.

HAHAHA R20! He's so DRUNK! Love it! Unfortunately he looks like a sloppy drunk who, if he is gay, would have problems staying hard. He would probably just slobber all over you, give a crappy BJ, then pass out on the floor.

He only dates in Scandinavia.

[quote] HAHAHA [R20]! He's so DRUNK! Love it! Unfortunately he looks like a sloppy drunk who, if he is gay, would have problems staying hard. He would probably just slobber all over you, give a crappy BJ, then pass out on the floor.

I would be fine with that. I am smitten.

Same here. I would finish myself off and stroke his hair after he was passed out.

I bet he likes to spoon - very warm.

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He’s a Harkonnen.

Ryan Kwanten was hot also.

His face is LITERALLY buried in the other guy's ass. I've never seen a straight guy do that.

Who's that other guy?

Either he or his brother talked about the fact that their father walked around nude at home.

R40, he's dancing with one of his many brothers.

I don’t think he’s gay. Bi? Who knows, but I’m guessing no?

I remember reading years ago about some ex girlfriend complaining that he was emotionally cold (I dunno - he seems to me to have a goofy sense of humour) and was very rigid when it came to cleanliness.

As for the naked stuff… well, U.S. Americans tend to be really hung up about that shit. Scandinavians not so much.

Even in Sweden is Stellan's walking around the house naked even when his sons' friends were there typical? Doesn't it get cold there?

Stellan showed his erection in Breaking the Waves.

Alex and his Daddy!

Alex talks about his dad's constant nudity.

He dated Ellen Page, that's worse than Taylor swift

He really dated Ellen now Elliot Page?! Holy shit! His taste is questionable as fuck!

Nothing wrong with him. And he is very handsome. What a body!

Smoking hot. Even for Hollywood this guy has/is something special. I can't find it now but there's a photo of out there, from a magazine shoot iirc, of him in a cream coloured suit leaning forward with his hands on a table. It's - well, it's something.

The ONLY time he has been sexy is as Vampire Eric. He is all watery, red eyes. He was particularly bad in the Straw Dogs remake.

His father Stellan is both sexier and a better actor.

Here is another take that my roommate (obsessed with Skarsgard and gay rights since living with me) says. First off, most Europeans, particularly Nordics, find Hollywood "superficial" and "not serious" and would see flashy relationships like Brad and Angie "vulgar". They say so all the time. Hence, coming from an "educated European family", he would find that super low class. Also, Nordics are notoriously private about their affairs. Finally, Hollywood has tried to push flashy women down his throat like Chung and Margot Robbie, which, again, a European like this one would find demeaning to his manhood and dignity and intrusive. If he is straight, bi, or gay, we may never know. He would always be a gentleman to said women and leave on good terms. Always...like he did with Ellen Page. Anything else would be unthinkable for an educated European. She says that may he the whole point of being private....being private and maintaining your dignity. I guess she gets it because it's a thing with all her friends all the way from Southeast Europe to Scandinavia. Private until they marry or just shutting up. Has several friends in our Malmo, Cluj, and Ede offices who are women and men in their 40's who are attractive, intelligent and accomplished with no known relationship history. Just how a lot of Europe is.

Walking around nude is not a huge thing and very common in many cultures from Urkaine to Scandinavia. It is also null and void as nobody is "turned gay" by anyone. They are born gay or straight. Period. Can't believe I am reading this on a gay board.

[QUOTE]The ONLY time he has been sexy is as Vampire Eric.

R52 He was hottest iin Generation Kill, HBO mini-series about Marines in Afghanistan. It's where I fell in love with him and the real-life character he played (who should be topic here!)

Isn't he kissing friends with the guy who played Kenneth on 30 Rock?

He is really fucking smoking hot. Have we already forgotten his performances as the mean, abusive husband in Big Little Lies? I got hard every time he was on camera.

R55 Every time?

I'd let him drive me.

Thousands of Alexander Skarsgård gifs and photos, plus of few of others including his brothers and father.

Even after True Blood jumped the shark, I continued watching for Vampire Eric (and Jason Stackhouse) until the end.

Don't forget me!

[quote] Don't forget me!

Isn't your kept husband schedule too busy for you to post here, Joe?

I can't believe none of you has posted the photo he currently has on his IMDB.

Higher-resolution version of the image at R62.

Great Gams

He's blond but not bland. Mamas mussy likes.

Is Billy Porter claiming that he's the one who started the no-pants look at R62 and saying he resents not being credited with beginning this conversation?

r63 I'm zooming!

He's 45. Is that a recent pic in his undies. He has exceptionally lithe and sexy sexy for his age.

lithe and sexy legs

He could use some calves.

He really is sexy.

Hes the entire reason Ellen Page transitioned to Elliott. Ellen was dating Alex, fell in love, Alex said he was gay and it would never work, Ellen becomes Elliott in an attempt to hang on to Alex, Alex could care, Alex wants cock.

Ellen wanted to be a stud like Alex.

Alex seems to be deeply, madly in love with Alex. I suspect he's in a long-term partnership with himself.

r74 He can just look in the mirror and jerk off. He doesn't need anything else.

I get the feeling he might have slightly high standards for women.

I don’t know if he’s gay or not but he can come fuck me for 6-8 months just to be sure.

In The Giver is Brenton Thwaites supposed to be Alexander Skarsgard’s and Katie Holmes’ biological son? Brenton doesn’t look like he could be a product of that union.

He looks like a serial killer

Someone on another thread claimed that Scandinavians are so open and comfortable that if Skarsgard were gay, he would have no problem coming out. Having spent time in 4 major Nordic countries except Iceland, I have never heard such bullshit. Swedes, like other Scandinavians, are the most uniform and conforming culture that discourages most any expression of the self above the whole, on a par with East Asian cultures like Japanese or Korean. Standing out or deviating from the "norm" is frowned upon. He would most definitely not be out if he wanted to be seen as normal.

These countries live by a moral code called the Law of Jante designed to trim errant weeds down to size and keep them in check. Of course, it has its pros and cons. But it's generally subconsciously embedded in most people raised in Nordic cultures. They are a culture of sheep which is antithetical to most Americans and other English-speaking countries which value the individual above all else.

The ten rules state:

1. You're not to think you are anything special.

2. You're not to think you are as good as we are.

3. You're not to think you are smarter than we are.

4. You're not to imagine yourself better than we are.

5. You're not to think you know more than we do.

6. You're not to think you are more important than we are.

7. You're not to think you are good at anything.

8. You're not to laugh at us.

9. You're not to think anyone cares about you.

10. You're not to think you can teach us anything.

Another thing, if you speak to a Nordic person about this or even if some post here on DL, they'll get defensive and deny or downplay it, even though it would be glaringly obvious to any American living there. Try to prove me wrong Scandinavian DLers. I dare you.

R79, who are the “we” to which the rules refer? Does the Law of Jante also apply to Finns?

^ Also, another thing. I was arguing with a Danish guy about the closet, and he had it in his mind that someone only counts as gay if and when they come out, and no one has a right to question it. So gossip outlets outing celebrities or questioning their sexuality is virtually nonexistent in those countries. And prying into their private life is a definite no-no.

r80 I would say in practical terms, probably due to proximity to Scandinavians, Finns and Estonians behave very similarly even though they don't overtly refer to, or defer to Jante. But they also don't like weeds.

Oh, and the "we" is the whole. The society/community/nation however you want to refer to it.

R79 Geez they have some Fight Club level rules in Scandinavia.

I'm surprised the first rule of Jante is you do not talk about Jante.

An example of the Law of Jante at play was evident during the pandemic seeing how easily a public health bureaucrat was able to lead the entire country of Sweden down an ill-advised path in pursuit of herd immunity at the expense of the elderly and infirm. All in the name of "the greater good". Try that in America and they'll have your head on a spike.

Thank you, R82/R83.

r13 this is a board devoted to gossip and pointless bitchery...........you expect people to come here to admire physicists?

Here's weird a CDAN blind about him from years ago

A Danish friend told me about the Jante Law. He seemed neither ashamed nor proud of it, just stating it as a cultural fact. I'll say this for the Scandis I've known: their mental and emotional health and self-esteem is insane. Real, too. Not social media faking it and class insecurity and always dreaming of being richer and prettier etc. but generally and genuinely content with themselves and their lives. They're also incredibly family-and-friends oriented in a way that isn't performative. Not like us here paying lip service to family and then spending all our time working. The Jante Laws sound weird af (I actually laughed when he began listing them because the perceived tone is so funny as a non-Scandi) but I'm not sure I would now be so quick to dismiss them as I was at the time. The Danes especially seem to have some shit figured out that we anglosphereans don't, yet.

R89 It's certainly the reason their societies function better than most. And why their countries constantly top the "happiness index" (ridiculously named because anybody who knows Scandinavians would agree they're not literally "happy" as in joyful, friendly, inviting, approachable or exuberant in the way, for example, most tropical islanders are). Happiness here means things work the way they want and they have as close to a perfect work-life balance as possible.

I understand that I derailed the thread a bit, but it was necessary to counter the view that Skarsgard is an open book and can't be closeted.

In addition to the Ellen Page mess, there are stories about him and Jack McBrayer, Kenneth the Page from 30 Rock, that can't be ignored.

Hiding in plain sight.

Alexander Skarsgård explains Jante to Stephen Colbert.

I actually find that Janta theory intriguing: it's very equalizing and keeps people grounded, willing to help others, productive in their society and not full of themselves.

I'll just put it out there: is it possible he's pansexual? I mean, he's been with Ellen/ (whatever their name is now) and Jack McBrayer (?!) among others. I think he could just be someone who is attracted to someone's personality, not just their physical appearance or gender. Just a possibility.

Also, if the BI is true, maybe Swedes are very clean people and it would make sense he would prefer to keep his place much cooler than average, given where he grew up, his height/body mass.

[quote]I actually find that Janta theory intriguing: it's very equalizing and keeps people grounded, willing to help others, productive in their society and not full of themselves.

That's the pro side. On the cons, it could stifle creativity, innovation and individual expression. The older people who were deemed as surplus to society's requirements therefore expendable collateral damage in the quest for herd immunity might have changed their minds a bit.

Acting is considered creative r95. And his whole family is into it. Just one example.

His forehead is the size of a billboard.

r96 Sweden is known for ABBA who were popular, but the flatest music you ever heard. . The level creativity in the arts pales in comparison to the Americas North and South.

R98 Max Martin says hello

I'd love other examples of horrible Swedish artists or "flatest" music. Please share.

[quote]With Coldplay and BTS’ “My Universe” rocketing in at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 dated Oct. 9, 2021, pop mastermind Max Martin adds yet another No. 1, his 25th, to his history on the chart as a writer. The Swedish-born Martin boasts the third-most No. 1s among writers in the Hot 100’s history, trailing only Paul McCartney (32) and John Lennon (26).

Click the link for a list of his songs, it's insane:

[quote]I'd love other examples of horrible Swedish artists or "flatest" music. Please share.

Look. The mixture of African and British cultures produced gospel, blues, jazz, country, rap, hip-hop, r&b and rock n roll in North America; and the mixture of African and Iberian cultures produced meringue, salsa, tango, rumba, samba, bossa nova and cumbia in Latin America. African and French mixture in the Caribbean produced Creole culture and music. Sweden is not known for its original art forms. Why are arguing? Abba, Ace of Base and Max Martin all made pop music in English. There was nothing particularly Swedish about the flavor. And the music is FLAT.

R99 has the musical taste of a 14-year-old girl.

I love this Swedish song:

They did, however, produce quite a lot of sculptors, painters, writers, illustrators and many more. If they don't have "name recognition" means nothing...the assertion that adhering more toward a Janta squelches creativity is absurd. See below for noteworthy artists from Sweden.

Except they have R102, they have. see above at r105.

I really can't stand when people make broad generalizations cross an entire country about their abilities.

So maybe check yourself.

There’s nothing especially wrong with him. He’s also not especially attractive.

In case you're wondering, no Michelangelos and Leonardo Da Vincis in the link at r105.

and there is obviously no good/great art outside of that, r108! You have shown how ignorant you are if you think those are the only 2 great artists to have lived/provided work. and I'm done with you.

I’ve seen Skarsgard around the East Village. Very tall and very handsome. He was getting into a cab while I was riding my bike. We both made eye contact for a second. Pretty sure we were checking each other out. Deff got a gay vibe from him. I get a gay vibe from most Swedish men. But with Skarsgard the eye contact was reciprocal.

This thread needs more "I’ve seen Skarsgard around the East Village." and less arguing over Swedish sculptors, painters, writers and illustrators.

R111 100% agree. Good gravy there are a lot of Buzz Killington's on DL.

I read that Blind Item and yeah, I can kinda see that. That might be why he hasn't seriously dated or married anyone despite being very handsome. Super anal (...hush), Type-A, persnickety, neat freak/germaphobe with high standards...masks all of that under a laidback, self-effacing demeanor. Makes sense. He probably scares away a lot of women once they get to know him.

Wasn't there a B.I. attributed to Skarsgård that suggested he was into having his ass worshipped? He cruised for a guy in a park and wanted his butt rimmed.

Wasn't there a B.I. attributed to Skarsgård that suggested he was into having his ass worshipped? He cruised for a guy in a park and wanted his butt rimmed.

—Anonymous

I have to start cruising parks

Ass worshipped? His ass is quite nonexistent.

[quote] Ass worshipped? His ass is quite nonexistent.

Nonexistence hasn't stopped billions of people from worshiping Gods.

I’m not absolutely sure why, but I really want to believe that he and McBrayer are a couple.

Maybe it’s the pleasing randomness of such an attraction, and the fact that they light up in each other’s presence. They also seem to share a clean-cut look which speaks to a shared level of fastidiousness of the type mentioned in the Blind Item. They would go well together, I think.

That BI is ridiculous and anyone who believes it is stupid. Looks like they're trying to make him out to be a vampire. It was written when he was still on True Blood.

Whoever said he was smoking hot in TB is right. That scene where the character first appears...*ugh.*

Watched him on Succession last night and failed to see what's handsome about him. His eyes are beady and set too deep. He has a 5 head. His lips are thin. His hair is thinning. He actually looks a little "special". The only thing he has going for him is that he's tall. Maybe a little too tall at that.

R115 I’m certain I could find it.

R120 is clearly not easy to please.

His mother must be very pretty.

He takes after his father.

R105 Certainly the greatest filmmaker of all times Ingmar Bergman.

R108 You are stupid. Nobody except Italy has such big names in arts. Not even France or Spain.

R102 Sherlock analyzes: Constant mentioning of Africa in positive creative context and the Northern European culture as futile and primitive.

You are the blond hating black queen from that woke thread.

Tell me son, how do you feel about Swedes

R102 R108

You are stupid. It is a country of barely 10 mil people. It has great achievements for such a small country. Find me another country with such population that has achieved as much, you moron.

[quote] Find me another country with such population that has achieved as much, you moron.

Salve.

[quote]Find me another country with such population that has achieved as much, you moron.

Jamaica? Literally every country in the world is "spicier" than Sweden.

Know a spouse of a True Blood cast member. They said he's extremely nice but a little shy and didn't get to know the rest of the cast as much as other people. (didn't have the nerve to ask about gayness. I don't think the person would know. The spouse said of the cast he is the one that other people associated with the least.

Watched that interview with Colbert and found him quite self-deprecating, funny and he did actually seem a bit shy, so r132 's comment rings true.

The real personality must come out when he's drunk.

just reread my post at r132. I didn't mean that people didn't associate with him the least because they didn't like him.

He just was a little quiet and awkward according to the person I know and plus he had other jobs and stuff and often was busy with other things when they had social events (that a spouse would attend) or publicity things. He was closest with Paquin and Moyer.

The person seemed to have a favorable view of him overall.

i think he doesn't have a huge ego. that's probably why.

Maybe I missed it, but why hasn't anyone posted a pic of his dick yet?

It's a Vienna sausage!😨

maybe he's a grower not a shower? I thought the nordic folk had big strong cocks?

His little baby dick would fit nicely in my mouth.

Didn't he openly despise Gaga when they were in that music video together?

That's enough to make me like him.

131 What has Jamaica got except of Bob Marley and nature, criminal snd extreme poverty?

Big black Jamaican dicks r141

Duh

I am not a size queen, so ... For me a Viking is good enough. I like that distant coolness. But if you prefer Jamaican, it is ok, to each his own.

I like Bob Marley though, as a singer, not as physicality.

[quote] He just was a little quiet and awkward according to the person I know and plus he had other jobs and stuff and often was busy with other things

How did he find time in his busy True Blood schedule?

I don’t think his dick is small. If any of you have good sized flaccid penises, bend over the way he is in that photo and see what yours looks like. Better yet, do it in front of your phone’s camera. I don’t think his flaccid dick looks particularly small at all for that position his body is in. And I imagine he’s got a big boner—most guys of his heritage do.

I don't see any pubes in the photo of his dick. Maybe he has very light color hair if he has any at all.

The dick pic is probably CGI. The area around his cock doesn’t look natural.

He’s over 6’, slim, and of Nordic descent. My guess is he’s probably slightly above average in cock size. Either way I’m sure I can find a hole that would gladly, and repeatedly, accommodate him.

R149 Who?

There's a literal picture of his tiny cock yet people are still trying to make it look like he's hung like Thor. Hilarious.

He didn't look handsome in Succession. Very AWG in fact.

BIPOC racist ^

He has a big dick in this clip (it's slowed down in the end) but I think it's a prosthetic. It's way larger than the small wiener pic though.

I know someone who just spent a long time filming with him. I'll try to find out what the deal is.

Clearly he and Elliot Page were not a couple but i dont read much into actors who get setup in those PR situations. Sometimes just means they're looking to boost their profile and not pimp their actual relationship. Or they're banging someone they can't be seen with (or who wants no part in publicity). I mean, how many people did O. Mu nn "date" while she was in a long term relationship with L. e. s moo nv. es (who also happened to be and remains very married?) sorry, any mention of those two names together gets magically deleted on the internet.

You will never get agreement on the level of hotness of anyone individual, especially on DL but to some of us Alexander Skarsgård is damn near perfection. You don't agree, we just don't care. Everyone has their types which is fine and probably the way it should be.

Looks like he took McBrayer on a trip to Sweden.

His clown brother is hotter than he is . There’s something about Alexander’s looks that bore me to tears.

Alex was always very hot. His brother Bill however is next level . I saw him recently in an episode of Soulmates and I was mesmerized.

[quote] His clown brother

Clown?

Gross, R159.

I will never understand the appeal of guys who look like Bill (there’s a “Bill” Skarsgaard now?!?), though god knows they have their admirers.

Bill looks like a cross between Joseph Cotten and Rami Malek.

That wasn’t the picture I was expecting them to use for the preview link @ R162.

Bill is not handsome at all.

Bill is TOTALLY handsome and he has this aura of sex and sleaze

[quote] he has this aura of sex and sleaze

To some of us “sleaze” does not seem a positive attribute.

I don't know why, but I find Jack McBrayer adorable and sexy and I would love to see him get fucked by Skarsgaard.

McBrayer’s the top, obviously

Is he related to actor Peter Skarsgard?

R169, that’s Peter Saarsgard. No “k”.

Bill is AWG at best.

what is AWG?

Average white guy

ohhhh.... I was going to guess "award winning gay"

R171 is the BIPOC racist

Once again I remind you that he and his young brother too have gorgeous legs. Elongated Northern Europeans. Elegant proportions.

r176 The guy I'm seeing at r162 is quite ugly to me. Off-putting even.

Is there an ABG acronim? How do you call an average black man?

Failed thug r178

Here he teaches Swedish slang. He does have an excellent American accent. And he looks great in this video.

He couldn't sound or look any gayer when he says "I'm a real sugar pig" at about 1.17 in the video at r180.

That Vanity Fair video is so cute. I really liked learning all those Swedish colloquialisms. He seems like a real honey, don’t he.

The Vanity Fair slang videos are funny. I love the Scottish ones, presented by Gerard Butler.

I think he's a private gay little sugar pig. 🐷🐽

That slight overbite is spectacularly sexy.

^ Honestly, DLers will lust after anything these days. Even a slimy newt, as long as it's white.

If I saw this walking toward me on the sidewalk I would plotz. I would fucking plotz, right there on the public street.

Even when he's unkempt & out of shape he's adorable.

There are many snow queens on DL, but I came across some very devoted BBC lovers too.

[quote] Honestly, DLers will lust after anything these days. Even a slimy newt, as long as it's white.

MARY

R186 You don’t have to find this man attractive but it’s a little offensive to act like the only reason many of us do is because he’s white. On the occasion that men of color get posted I don’t see a bunch of posters turning into Queens of Disgust if they don’t find that particular man attractive. It’s not racial unless you make it racial.

The BIPOC troll ALWAYS makes it about race r191

r191 I was talking about the man at r162. I think Alexander is quite handsome.

[quote] ^ Honestly, DLers will lust after anything these days. Even a slimy newt, as long as it's white.

So R186 you are telling us that you believe that Alexander Skarsgård has achieved this level of success only on his acting ability, well either that or you are telling us that you believe YOUR definition of attractiveness is the only acceptable definition. How narrow minded to believe that only what you find attractive is acceptable.

^Again, I was talking about Bill Skarsgard who I don't think can even be considered conventionally attractive.

Racist BIPOC troll ^

Yeah what a dog.

Who would even look at him next to his blindingly handsome brother. Bill is like a 2 or 3 in Hollywood.

Yeah, Bill is gross. I accept that someone (and I believe it’s only one person) finds him extremely handsome, somehow, but this thread is about his secretly bisexual brother, Alexzandar. Let’s have more hot gossip about him.

There was a story told about him on DL a few years back. He had sex with the DLer’s male friend or roommate. Apparently it was nothing special.

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Bill looks good in that pic at R200.

Bill can look very odd, but he isn’t ugly. He has great skin, hair and symmetry. I don’t find him attractive, but objectively, he’s much better than average. To me, Alexander is perfection.

[quote]There are many snow queens on DL

See.... before I came to DL, I heard people use the phrase "snow queen" as someone who was a cocaine addict.

I didn’t realize Bill is taller than Alexander. I always thought he was of average height.

All the Skarsgard brothers are giants

I think they are more or less the same height. Though Bill has 9 straight fat inches of Swedish Fläskkorv, and Alexander has 7, curved Isterband.

i think the one who played Floki is on the shorter side, isn't he?

For some reason.... I feel Bill got the big nordic cock while Alex got the average sized one.

Do the Gyllenhaals ever fuck with the Skarsgards?

[quote] Do the Gyllenhaals ever fuck with the Skarsgards?

No. The Skarsgaards are anti-circumcision.

[quote]I feel Bill got the big nordic cock while Alex got the average sized one.

There's an actual pic of his tiny cock on this thread, yet the fantasists persist.

There is a pic of Bill's cock on this thread? !!!!😜

People should start specifying to whom they’re referring in this thread. Some are getting confused.

Merry Christmas!

[quote] ^ Honestly, DLers will lust after anything these days. Even a slimy newt, as long as it's white.

[quote] Again, I was talking about Bill Skarsgard who I don't think can even be considered conventionally attractive.

I guess the irony of insulting someone over who they are attracted to is lost especially on a primarily gay website. Really didn't matter who you were referring to, you don't get to decide who other people are attracted to. You don't need to belittle them because you don't share the attraction. Well I guess you do get to do it, but you shouldn't want to.

The racist BIPOC troll is bitter because no white guy will fuck his bitter, and, no doubt ugly, ass

Sugar pig from Fairy4u

[quote]The racist BIPOC troll is bitter because no white guy will fuck his bitter, and, no doubt ugly, ass

If that's all you got from my bewilderment at milquetoast white guys being fawned upon, then whatever gets you through the night, babe.

R218 It is because we all got feeling you're jealous. Because, otherwise when you just don't like a guy you skip the thread

r219 I already explained at r193 that I'm here for Alexander, not Bill.

Succession has revealed what a tepid actor Alexander Skarsgard is.

Looks like the Succession thread is paywalled, so I wanted to say it looks like Alexander Skarsgård's role will be crucial next season.

Good body.

Old Stellan has seven sons and one daughter. Two boys are still schoolboys, while all five older brothers are in film industry. One of them, Sam is doctor, he finished Medical school like their mother, but prefers to act. And they are all good looking big Vikings, from 192 to 194 cm tall. Even the sister, who is the only one out of industry btw is 180 cm tall.

^ Americans don't understand centimetres, r224.

R225 192 cm to 194 cm would be 6'3" to 6'5".

R224 how big are their dicks?

That’s a GREAT body at R223, not just a good one!

Where are the short shorts, R223?

R227 Couldn't find it on imdb

OP, this guy is definitely not asexual. He has sexual vibes, it is only that he is a restrained type. But I can't figure out what, or shall I say who he likes .

It is true he is not one of the guys that pings, but his relationship with women, actresses seem so...PR.

This video was on one of older threads, but maybe he was just fooling around with dudes.

I see Alexander has a new film coming out in April 2022. “The Northman”. Also starring Nicole Kidman (yawn) , Anya Taylor-Joy, Bjork and Willem Defoe.

[quote]I see Alexander has a new film coming out in April 2022. “The Northman”. Also starring Nicole Kidman (yawn) , Anya Taylor-Joy, Bjork and Willem Defoe.

Even the trailer looked boring

I saw the trailer today too, R234. Doesn't give any insight into anything except that this is a revenge film and there's a lot of AHHHHHHHH! type yelling before jamming a sword into someone. Seriously didn't even make me want to watch it even a bit and I generally like historical-type fluff.

The Northman seriously does not look good.

And it even has Ethan Hawke in it, too.

[quote]The Northman seriously does not look good.

Sad that it's not an Eric Northman origins story.

Alexander is handsome in such a classy way, he is a human Lamborghini, while I am accostumed to Fiat, I'd be intimidated.

Can we bring this thread back to life?

*piggy bump*

R238 meeting Alexander.

Awww, that's awesome that he took time to sign it! I bet he's a caring lover.

I'm biracial and AS is hot as fuck. Just dead sexy.

I wanna have sex with him before he gets too old. How do I make this happen? Is there a form to fill out or something?

R242 I Googled Alexander Skarsgard fan to find that picture because I remembered seeing it before and there are many photos of AS posing for selfies with fans, he seems to appreciate his fans.

R244 if I knew I sure wouldn't tell anyone else.

Bill Skarsgard at R162 is really hot if you ask me (minus the blood, thats a bit offputting)

Would happily do him or Alexander... and those pics at R92 of Alexander with Jack McBrayer..... they really look like a couple there

Do you think he might really be into guys?

Yes.

Is he still amiss?

No, now he's awry.

askew

akimbo

Do you ever winder if A.S. reads DL?

He's winds his way over to DL once in a while.

[quote] askew

ASkar.

If bloody only, R253.

[quote]Clown?

Yes, Bill was the clown Pennywise in the IT theatrical film and in the second IT film.

Tim Curry was Pennywise in the 1990 TV version

Eric the Vampire was hot like fire. Bill is pretty too, in a different way. They both compel you to look at them when they’re onscreen.

Eric was sex on a stick.

So gorg, hot, almost 50 and still unmarried and childless. And with that weird "friends hip" with that dude he's got going. He's as gay as they come

But, is anything agog?

[quote] Skarsgard doesn't set off my gaydar at all.

Then your fucking blind.

He’s Swedish. They don’t give a shit about someone being gay or nude. He has a thick accent and goes American for American interviews. It comes off weird because he’s not being authentic.

[quote] So gorg, hot, almost 50 and still unmarried and childless.

Tons of people are. Gays can also get married and have kids. Get your head out of the 1950s.

R265 STFU: if a guy is being coy about his love life for no reason at all in this day and age in the West, he's gay

R265 Not to mention I mean with WOMEN, retard: he's not married to a woman nor does he have kids with a woman. Thus, he's gay

I’ll never forget that time when he tried to steal a kiss from Jack McBrayer and the camera caught it…he’s always been gay.

Link please, R268.

R268 Here you go

Thank you, R270.

I’m surprised it didn’t elicit a stronger reaction…He never showed a fraction of this affection with any of his female companion before.

R272, it looks like a joking, teasing attempt at a peck not anything sexual. That’s probably why it didn’t get more attention.

He always looks like he has his Skars guard up.

Jack McBrayer also looks so sexless.

R273 Who would do something like that in an awards show, jokes aside?

when is he coming out?

He's starting to age like Emmental cheese, which is not bad for a 45-year-old white male. Something about that voice and smile exacerbates the gayness.

R278 How is Emmenthal cheese not bad?

R279 At least it's not stilton.

He comes across as peculiar because he's a Virgo. Think Keanu Reeves.

If he’s aging like a cheese, one would assume it would be one of these with their weird diacritical marks that I could never reproduce accurately.

He's fastidiously clean, according to a BI, and has an operation theater in his apartment. Total virgo creep.

[quote]has an operation theater in his apartment.

wut??

R284

R285 CDAN is a fraud run by a right-wing nut who is obsessed with rape and pedophilia.

Did it look like this?

Do you think he has the same pic on his Tinder (or Grindr) profile?

Going to be on a gay podcast. I guess it's about time.

R278 Oh no! Is there anything he can do about the under eye baggage? This is why retinol is important people!

[quote]Alexander Skarsgård 🥵 talks THE NORTHMAN, his other roles, and working with gay icons like Nicole Kidman, Björk, Kirsten Dunst, Lady Gaga, and more! Tomorrow!

R289 Since when is Kirsten Dunst a gay icon?

R290 The close-up is especially horrific. Retinol and perhaps a touch of vitamin c serum

The eye bags can be taken care of with a modest lower bleph and some fat grafting. Retinol and vitamin C are not going to keep that fat pad from slumping forward.

Today, good surgeons know how to accomplish this on men without making them look like Kenny Rogers (whose issue was actually an overly aggressive upper eyelift).

I'm saving up to get this done myself in the next year or so and have been researching it for years. This guy seems good; so does Lara Devgan in NYC. But they are not cheap.

R293 Now do former A&F CEO Mike Jeffries, he looks freakish!

He can just wear sunglasses while we fuck to hide to eye bags.

Do you guys think he's gay?

R296 Yeah. Very. Super gay.

Google Dada Flair. Allegedly AS's secret lover/sponger. Follows him everywhere like labrador.

Alex seems to hang out with ugly men. I guess he's not shallow.

Let's go canoeing on Alexander Skarsgarggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

R299 Minus the height, he's not that much of a looker himself

R301 you wouldn't fuck him?

R302 Would you hit on this on the street if it's 5'10?

R303 well.... maybe not..... at first... sober..... with that pic..... but they say he's a caring lover and fastidiously clean! Shouldn't that count for something?!

He does seem like the type who has a squeaky-clean asshole.

He gives off a asexual vide. Asexual definitely. Based on by extensive experience with good looking men who don't want to partake in the delights of my irresistible Hoo Ha. Alexander without a doubt has absolutely no sex drive.

^ He luvs kuk you stupid cowfrau.

R306 geez an NSFW would have been appropriate before your ghastly photo🤮

^

R309 that looks like my boss' boss.

This thread cannot die a second death! Surely someone has something to say about this sugar pig.

There was a thread on DL about the video from which the caps at R307 came.

Apparently they also made a web series. This is such an odd pair.

You shallow queens bitching about his eyebags. A man looks better when he ages naturally. He is not 18 and he looks extremely good for his age. It is not only his height and body but also the face and demeanor. He looks refined and classy and there aren't so many actors that have that quality. Only Daniel Day Lewis and few others.

R314 Daniel Day Lewis？ You’re comparing him to Daniel Day Lewis?

And he doesn’t age well at all. Like most actors, he def had the Hollywood facial before the events. Here’s one without the facial a few months ago, looking like a piece of dry toast.

R315 I don’t compare him to Day Lewis as an actor, he doesn’t come near him and he doesn’t have that charisma, I just said both men are refined.

R307 That video of him drunk as fuck licking another man's back used to be on YouTube but has since been removed.

r313 In plain sight.

R318 No it’s still here

R320 Oh, thanks! I remember seeing a slightly different version of that video without the Maroon 5 song (I think the original was Queen's A Kind of Magic) and a lot more views.

r320 Did he seriously bite that guy's ass after rubbing his crotch on his back? And people still think he's 100% straight?

Isn't the other man his brother? Probably how they played around as kids and now he's very drunkenly reliving it.

Nothing gay. Nothing to see here.

It's his brother? That changes everything. Makes it gross.

Bullshit R322. It is not his brother. The guy in the video at R320 looks nothing like any of the Skarsgard brothers and he is way shorter than any of them.

These are his brothers.

^ I knew it. Doing it with his brother wouldn't have made it any more innocent, just changed it from funny and sexual to gross.

Here are younger brothers too. They are all equally tall and with similar faces.

R316 You are just a bitch. He looks great on that photo.

And it seems he had eyebags since he was born.

The Harkonnens at R328.

His friend at R313 seems gay.

He "dated" Ellen "Elliot" Page. If he was willing to be part of that PR set up lord knows what else he's hiding.

R323 R324 That guy was Rhys Thomas, his co-star in 'Beyond the Pole'. That video is an extra from the DVD.

Kenneth the Page is making like it's one big funny joke but we're not fooled. This is what they call "hiding in plain sight".

Different spot but basically the same face.

They're definitely fucking. McBrayer seems like the one who's awkward and embarrassed by it all. Skarsgård would be open if it were up to him.

So Alexander has a fucking ugly guys fetish?

I'll say this.... there have been times I found a guy initially unattractive (physically) at first, but when they were able to make me laugh it was a game changer. I started seeing them as more attractive.

R337 Yes. Here with his Swedish side piece, Dada. Another one, Bjorne, seems to be the best looking one.

His taste in men seems to be of the Nordic variety. I do wonder how he feels about swarthy latinos though.

LOL at Americans shocked that a European guy isn't as shallow as them. I've lived in France, Italy and Spain and these disparities in looks especially in straight couples aren't uncommon. I was told these are usually childhood or highschool sweethearts and everybody expects them to marry from a very young age. Of course Alex hasn't been trained to fixate on looks like most Americans have.

R341 Oh, pathetic delusional queen, what do you even know? Noody likes an uglier partner, especially if they have options, unless they have an ugly fetish. And this ghewd-lewking dewd, who could land anyone, most certainly does!!!

"Would you hit on this on the street if it's 5'10?"

You are silly, R303. First it is a bad photo, many good looking people have not so flattering photos. Second, he might not be the hunk he is if he was short and skinny, he doesn't have the face of pretty boy like Chalamet. Neither Heidi Klum would have been be a top model if she was 5'2.

But anyway, people are not face without body, nor body without face. I would not care for an ugly, well built tall guy. But he is a handsome guy. He has masculine, stern features that might not go so well with fragile boyish body. But his face matches perfectly his body.

And just seeing this very long, strong arms, God.

I'm not even into blonds, but to me, Alexander is a sex god.

That tall, lean, muscular physique, those eyes!

And the fact that he likes quirky-looking guys, fuck! It's almost painful.

R343 Except 5'10" is not even short. I'm SO FUCKING TIRED of reading this

R345 Right, it isn’t.

R345, you are so fucking 5'11", bud.

Except you're not. You're 5'10".

I am not so much into giants. I think there is nothing wrong with a guy of medium height. I like them.

But as for AS it suits him this cca 6’4 Viking look.

Sorry, but 5'10" is considered short nowadays. Go to tinder and bumble. Some women won't consider anyone under six feet.

Oddly enough, I have never been much concerned with what appeals to women.

His facial defects (if you can call them that) are what make him that much more interesting. Frankly, he is exquisite. The slight buck teeth are absolutely adorable. The minimal bags under his eyes give him character. I just want to hug the breath out of him.

R349 You're an idiot, maybe just in Mrka. Explain to me why women are considered tall at 5'6" and men have to be at least 6'5". RETARD

R347 Except you're a retard. 5'10" is tall by any standards, or average at worst in some countries. You wear any pair of shoes and you're automatically 6 feet tall. The world doesn't end in the US, I'll have you know, retard

[quote]Sorry, but 5'10" is considered short nowadays. Go to tinder and bumble. Some women won't consider anyone under six feet.

lol

As if gay men cared about what delusional fat fraus want.

R349 Who even fucking cares about online dating or what entitled Western women want? They should sorry about getting to 5'9" themselves first and then pass judgement on others

[quote]Noody likes an uglier partner, especially if they have options, unless they have an ugly fetish.

There's ugly and there's normal/average/regular, r342. Americans are ingrained with a certain narrow aesthetic from birth. Mostly curated by Hollywood casting agents. What you see as "ugly" and repulsive is normal in the rest of the world. Jack McBrayer is by no means ugly, many would find him quite pleasant looking and even adorable.

r342...you are an idiot. Of course good looking people like less than attractive partners...this way they are always the pretty one with eyes on them, and they typically dont expect the partner to cheat since they landed such a catch. You know nothing about narcissism.

R357 And you're a retard who's never stuck his nose outside his front door. Ugly troll

OP is such a silly little douche puddle.

R357 Don' you dare insult me, AIDS-ridden cunt. If you see so many people DYING to date uglier partner, then you should ditch drugs. Retarded cunt

R357 If that were the case, women wouldn' even have height requirements while dating. God, you're such a retard! They should kill you slowly

A lot of short guys losing their shit.

I want to see Alex with Tom Holland now.

NateCrnkovich is screen name for Peter Dinklage

He reminds me of Zendaya. Not a good actor, good looking in an odd way but highly watchable in specific circumstances.

Zendaya looks like an ugly travestite.

His probable foreskin turns me off immediately.

He has the classic Swedish serial killer gaze. In Europe we are familiar with this. It's usually accompanied with a slight delay in responsive speech as well.

Funny thing about him, he does have a very blank serious face, but a really bright boyish smile. His whole face changes. It's almost goofy, in an endearing way.

Does he give up the ass?

[quote] It's almost goofy

Like that of Kenneth the page?

Actually yes! I always think people who are surprised they're friends (or whatever they are) have never seen an interview with Alexander Skarsgard. He has a very good sense of humor, he's really outgoing, and he's always joking around. They might not look anything alike on the outside, but I have no trouble believing they have a lot in common personality-wise.

R372 They're not friends. He's gay

NateCrnkovich is an angry dwarf

R373 did you miss the "or whatever they are" part of my comment? He might very well be gay, but that doesn't mean he's automatically fucking Jack McBrayer specifically.

R374 At 6'4"

R367 You need to die in a grease fire, you criminal

R375 Of course he is

Based on the people he has very VERY friendly hand-holding relationships with, he seems to like short/shorter men. Some guys do like shorter guys ya know?

Yea, the guy he was fooling around with in the video at R320 is also much shorter than him.

We are not sure about AS, but I have noticed lately that masculine big gay guys tend to have much shorter boyfriends. I know these guys are not short, they are probably of normal height or even tall, but compared to very tall guys they look short. Anyway, seems like giants rarely date other giants or I could have missed such relationships. God knows about all the closeted ones.

R379 Well, big deal: ANYONE is shorter than him. DUHHHHH

R368 Serial killer? But he looks like a nice and modest guy.

R382 he's a filthy little sugar pig is what he is!

He's just a typical Swede. Very pretty, very rational, and very very low boil, where sex is just a matter of fact aspect.

Whereas for Americans it's a nerve jangly THING full of infantalism (vis: DL'ers who post "Comment on this ass!") and mental fuckery.

what does "very low boil" mean?

R385, that it takes him a long time to anger or otherwise get emotional.

I've heard "very long-fused" but never that expression. I agree Alexander seems extremely chill, even when drunk/high.

Liquor brings out the femininity in him. I can’t be the only one who sees this.

I find guys who are normally very chill and quiet but who get rowdy once in a while quite sexy. It's like watching a sleeping beast come alive

R388 I see it. In his other drunken video, he dances in a feminine way. His hand claps and mannerisms when drunk make him look a little on the flamboyant side. Definitely think he is gay or bisexual.

There have been gay/bi rumors about him for his entire career. Where there's smoke there's usually fire. He seems like a nice guy.

Gossip

He's very playful and chill and whatnot. But the lack of believable straight relationship still stands: he's never been linked to a woman in his 46 years of life. Come on! A playful and chill straight dude would date a chick every now and then. He's OBVIOUSLY gay

R393 He’s allegedly in a super secret relationship with a Swedish actress and apparently she’s pregnant.

Bullshit. And Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco were secretly married after she became pregnant with triplets.

Oddly, I can't see Henry Cavill and Alex together. I don't think they're each other's type. Alex likes smaller dudes. And not sure what type of guy Henry likes.

And that article says this her second kid ! I would think he would have publicized that. Hes too family oriented and very close to his own that I cant see him not wanting to trumpet the news.

^^^or someone in the know letting it slip

R397 Unless the child is an accident and being closeted he's too ashamed to even acknowledge it.

This is the second kid ! Both supposedly fathered by Alex. Thats the point.

R400 I think her first child is with another man.

Hiding babies is all the rage in Hollywood right now. It emphasizes that the actor is not a pap-calling drama whore and wants to be known for their work instead. Some of them genuinely do want to keep their kids out of the public eye. But it's all the rage to be extremely private these days, or at least pretend to be.

Tuva's first daughter is 15 or 16 and has a different Swedish father.

R403 What are the chances that this relationship will turn incestuous before long? They are the Scandinavians after all…

He seems sociopathic, actually. Bet he suffers from NPD. Who doesn't, amirite? But it really radiates from him.

There is no way in hell he would go to such lengths to hide his GF and kids if he were straight: remember straight people don't need to do that, they represent "the norm". It's like saying Tim Tebow is straight, it's just we don't see it because he has 10 children on Mars. Get over yourselves, he GAY GAY GAY!!!

Wouldn’t it be ironic if he died falling down a stair or off a balcony?

I hate to bring up this image again. Do you think normal straight guys would hold hands at a NASTYCAR event?

His brother also had a kid and people only found out after the child was born. He never released a statement and first publicly acknowledged the child a year after she was born on a talkshow. Not talking about their relationships, not announcing a pregnancy or birth etc is very on brand for all Skarsgard brothers.

AS and Tuva have apparently dated for years. I've first heard rumors about them more than 2 years ago.

It's also not surprising she is pregnant. He is 45 and she's also in her 40s. Last chance you start a family with that woman.

R409 Maybe they are all gay. I hear something about the Scandinavians frowning on non-conformism

He will marry a woman and she is pregnant. What? My heart is broken.

Tell me that it isn't true.

R410 Maybe they are just guarded and like to keep their private lives private? Not everything is a conspiracy.

Why does a DL thread always culminate in the invasion of pseudo-realist fraus trying to heterosexualize their gay idol?

R408 Are you 12? Do you think "normal" gay guys would be holding hands at a NASCAR event?

He isn't gay, he's just dating in Europe.

R394 Someone either from his or her team has been sending tips to deuxmoi about them "secretly dating and living together in Sweden" since last year, when there was nothing about it anywhere. He was asked if he's really dating her in a recent interview for a Swedish site a couple of weeks ago, but he didn't confirm nor deny it... If this is true, at least she's age-appropriate, unlike most of his exes. She also has teenage children. She used to live in Denmark with her children (and her then-partner), while Alex lives/lived in New York... So did she let her children behind and moved to Sweden with Alex? not that I would be surprised though... she used to date Noomi Rapace's ex-husband, who is quite problematic (drugs and violence issues).

She's apparently 9 months pregnant. In this video you can see that she really wanted to show off her pregnant belly but then acted offended when the reporter asked when she's due, even though she had already revealed she's 9 months pregnant at that very same event:

R416 She dated Ola Rapace? Gad she got all the hot guys…

Anyone can send a tip to deuxmoi nowadays…

R418 Especially publicists, friends, relatives and celebs themselves using burner accounts... Lots of stuff such as who's fucking who are featured there a long time before they get reported by the mainstream media.

R417 She did, back in 2012.

Stop pretending he's straight

Together for years? I still think he’s bisexual or gay but what’s weird is everyone dating during Covid?

R421 Sweden has never had a national lockdown. So naturally he settled for a Swede.

The only thing wrong with him is that he isn’t deep inside of me right now.

R423 share?

R421 Rich people couldn't care less about Covid.

R422 There was a lot of cover up and lies in Sweden that made the virus and increasing number of deaths not look that bad. No wonder people didn't care.

The Swedes pretty much sacrificed their entire grandparent generation to COVID. Zero restrictions pursuing herd immunity, which backfired spectacularly since there is no such thing with COVID. Wonder what Alex thinks of this.

R426 Not true. Sweden don't have higher death rates than other countries. They only had more balanced approach and measures throughout the pandemic and didn't have panic reaction and total lock down like others. They are usually more rational as society.

In the end, the other societies took thier approach too.

So many paranoid demonrattic covidiots in here! Go wear your 3rd muzzle, take your 4th concoction, lock yourself in your bathroom and SHUT UP!

R426 Sure, they're all dead in Sweden. Nobody lives there anymore. It's a ghost country now. If everyone had done what they did, this psychopandemic farce wouldn't have lasted a month

R427 You believed the lies you were fed. Sweden is no Covid-free paradise as the government wants you to believe.

R428 It's a shame that people like you are still alive while millions of innocent people (that were infected by selfish assholes such as yourself) have died.

r430 And what about those infected by the vaginated like you, since the concoction immunizes no one? Huh, CUNT?

r430n What can I say? I don't die from the common cold, which I have yet to catch in 3 years by the way. If you're that demented to fear the cold, lock yourself in your bathroom, rot in there and let us all live. Paranoid demonrattic cunt

How dumb can leftist woke demonrats even be? They're terribly afraid of the common cold, still wear 2 masks after 8 shots and to top it all off demand the entire world to lock down to accommodate them. How someone can even be demented enough to vote left is beyond me. BEYOND

You're an incredibly unpleasant fella, NateCrnkovich. I was disgusted when I read your first post herr and you manage to disgust me even more with every new post.

Nate/r433, show us what you’re made of and go get yourself infected. I’m sure you can manage that. But if you really mean what you say, then keep away from the death wards—or ICUs as we covidiots call them—if you end up with a really bad case. After all, it’s just the sniffles, isn’t it? Report back to us. I’ll also accept messages via ouija board.

r435 You do the same, since the concoction doesn't protect you. Moron who's afraid of the common cold. Die in a grease fire

r436 You've never had the sniffles or flu in your entire life, RETARD? Are you that moronic that you're afraid of them? Or that you'll take a useless concoction that doesn't immunize you and STILL catch it anyway? Said it once and will do it again: you leftist are GENETICALLY RETARDED!

Charming, r436. You’re a keeper.

r434 And you wokes manage to disgust me with your idiocy, being terrified of the sniffles. I wish you would all just croak instantly. By the way, unvaxxed here and, unlike you morons, I HAVE NEVER CAUGHT IN 3 YEARS. Sure, keep taking endless shots and still getting symptoms. Retard

r435 Everyone laugh at the retard who's afraid of the common cold. Thinks the common cold will put him in the ICU. Demented retard believing everything TV says. After all, leftists are retarded

r435 A vaccine that doesn't immunize is not a vaccine, retarded cunt. I realize you're too much of an idiot to realize it, but that's how it is. But sure, by all means, go take endless shots and catch the psychovirus anyway (UNLIKE ME)! Ahahahahahahaha Leftists are such retards

Why the fuck are you even here and spamming a celebrity thread with your political right wing bs? Get the fuck off our "liberal" gay board and join some right wing forum were you belong. We don't want you here. Go away!!!

Please FF his right wing ass so Muriel can take care of this troll.

I think he is gay but taken and putting out a "closed" vibe. I think you are picking up on energy he is putting out that he is not looking or open.

If he's gay, who knocked up the lady he's been living with? She's at least 6-7 months pregnant with his baby and his sister and her husband just threw her an after party for her new movie.

R444 Last week she said that she's 9 months pregnant. IVF is still a possibility (she's over 40), but this is looking like an unplanned pregnancy, at least for him. She allegedly attended the premiere of his film The Northman in Sweden, but they didn't pose together on the red carpet. They're just playing the old trick of "are they or aren't they?" to keep people talking about them at this point. He never struck me as a fatherly type or family man, so I doubt this is gonna last after she gives birth and he's faced with the reality of raising a child + 2 teen step-children.

R445 Well he’s selling his bachelor pad, looks like he’s gonna move back to Sweden for good.

R445 She said in multiple recent interviews that she doesn’t believe in monogamy. Quite a weird couple.

Fat unwanted frau cunt ^

R445 How do you know so much about all this?

I thought she only had one teenage daughter. Who's the second stepchild?

R449 A little know thing called Google.

R450 She had another child with the same guy, but the gender hasn't been revealed.

R442 Go take your 5th shot and shut up! R445 I'm sorry, but where's the evidence he's even dating this nobody? Cause I sure as hell ain't seeing it

Has he gone the Clooney way?

Don't worry Nato, you can still have me. I may not be blonde and am not a movie star, but am equally hot.

I can’t even make sense what’s going on in this thread anymore, it may as well be written in Swedish.

Or worse - Finnish.

OP or anyone, create a new thread.

He is hard to put a finger on, seems he doesn’t have a type. Who knows

How is Jack handling the Baby news? Will this end in tears?

Inside Alexander Skarsgård’s NYC apartment, on sale for $2.6M

Did anyone listen to the Fresh Air NPR piece?

R459 The apartment is far too modest than I thought would be to his liking. No TV and no bathrub. How is this possible in a well-heeled celeb's house to have no tv and no bathtub?

The house is beautiful, I hate the bed what the fuck is that.

The interview didn’t tell anything. He does say "no shade Idaho"

He must be selling his apartment to upgrade and make room for the baby! He’s been linked to alexa chung and kate bosworth. Tall thin but feminine women. Though they do have boyish bodies. I watched the northman and enjoyed it!

Who the fiuck is gonna pay 2 million for a walk up? It's on the top floor!

So, just because he's spelling hus apartment, that means he's straight and having a baby? With a woman?

[Quote]How is this possible in a well-heeled celeb's house to have no tv and no bathtub?

He already removed all of his personal stuff. I'm sure it's staged for potential buyers and he no longer lives at the place.

R466 *Selling *his. Damn it, apparently I don't know how to SPELL

R445 How do you know this is an unplanned pregnancy?

R285

What bullshit is that?

It's the house in which the character, PLAYED by his father Stellan Skarsgard, lives.

In "The girl with the dragon tattoo".

It's totally ridiculous.

R469 Can't you read or are you just stupid?

Is Alex a Daddy yet? He needs some happiness after his latest movie flop.

He likes to read in the most unlikely places. Not sure if it's all for show or what but based off his interviews he seems to be an avid reader.

Exhibit 1: Carrying a copy of Martin Amis's London Fields with him to the movie theater.

Exhibit 2: Fingering what looks like a Penguin Black Classic while cycling around NYC.

Exhibit 3: Enjoying Herman Hesse's Steppenwolf in a tent in Antarctica.

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I've heard he stinks. A friend of mine worked with him and said he's very nice but has horrendous b.o. you can smell from a distance.

I think fans diagnose their fave with asexuality because they don't want their fave to have a sex life that doesn't include them...

R478 He's not asexual. He's just saving himself for when he finds me.

R477 Yeah, sure... "My cousin told me"

It wouldn't surprise me if he stinks.

Lol. People who have actually met him shared on the gossip blog deuxmoi that Skarsgard smelled exceptionally good and wanted to know if it was a fragrance or his natural body odor. Scandinavians are also very clean people in my experience. I've never met one with bad body odor.

Why are these stupid DLers so obsessed with smells and body odors? Don't they get all smelly and sweaty while doing the nasty? Do they ever even fuck? Do they even know how it works?

You're the one in "celeb" DMs, harassing them to come out. I doubt you're getting laid on the regular.

r475 is the centerfold of a sapiosexual porn mag

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Looking good in Farah Fawcett styling.

R487 LOOOOOL Can't believe some people still think he's straight

Right, he is missing something OP, and that is me.

He really is someone who knows how to keep his private life private. How frustrating.

His girlfriend must have had the baby months ago and there still isn't any confirmation.

[quote]He was hottest iin Generation Kill, HBO mini-series about Marines in Afghanistan. It's where I fell in love with him and the real-life character he played (who should be topic here!)

R54 He was SO hot in Generation Kill and the Marine he portrayed - Brad Colbert - could be a DL icon. Hot, rich, manly man with a great backstory. Alexander did a great job portraying him.

I'm watching him now in The Legend of Tarzan. (8/17 - TNT). Great body, hoping he strips down at some point.

r490 I'm sorry, but what makes you even think he's straight? Where's the evidence to back it up? As far as I'm concerned, a ghewd-lewking guy in his mid-40s who's still unmarried and childless (and probably even single) is gay and closeted. Where's the proof of these fucking GF and fucking baby?

Bimp.

I looked up the real "Brad" from Generation Kill and that guy is not hot. He's a creepy looking dude and definitely no gorgeous blonde Scandinavian. Not surprised his gf dropped him gorgeous someone else.

*for

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R497 WTF with that message? Sooooo didn't see that one coming at all. Anyway, he looks so very straight in that pic, with that foot tilt

R498, Daily Mail links now result in that message much like links to The Independent.

He was so beautiful to look at in True Blood...

At least your schedule permitted you to look at him on True Blood. I on the other hand…

[Quote]He was so beautiful to look at in True Blood...

He no longer is?

He is one of the guys thst looks great still deep in his 40s.

He's a director now!

Did he ever get married and have that child?

What is this man's relatioship status? He's still unmarried and childless in his mid 40s despite being gorgeous, and the only thing that is available on his love life are unproven rumors. Suspicious AF

How is his secret girlfriend’s new baby doing?

r507 It doesn't even exist, just like his heterosexuality

His father is a good actor, but I pray that his looks don't take after him as he ages.

[Quote][R507] It doesn't even exist, just like his heterosexuality

DailyMail posted pics of him with his newborn and gf out in NYC a couple of days ago. But I guess in your reality he was carrying a prop baby.

R510 You’re clearly not a DLer, so why are you doing here? Bug off

r510 And how the hell was I supposed to know? Anyways, you can keep the little gremlin (or GIANT gremlin is more like it)

I'm sure he's gay and bearding

[Quote][R510] You’re clearly not a DLer, so why are you doing here? Bug off

And you think an asswipe loser like you gets to decide? Lol.

r514 What makes you think he's even straight? I've never heard of him dating this no-name, and now, all of a sudden, he goes out with her and their "baby"? It could very well be a doll for all we know

^They've been rumored to be dating for years. Check his page on the purse blog. Swedish fans knew about them for years. I think her name first came up in 2018 or 2019. Why would he get a no name beard and baby now? He's almost 50 and no one cared about his sexuality or love life before. He's a B list actor who mostly stars in independent movies or supporting roles. No need to get a beard or start a fake family at this point in his life. If he's really gay, why didn't his publicist get him a beard when he was promoting the godawful Tarzan movie or the Gozilla sequel?

r516 I genuinely thought he was gay or bi (which he could still technically be) just based on "lack of rumors" of him dating them wimmiiiiiin. I feel so cheated. I hate this. I hate him!

Nothing is amiss OP. He’s gorgeous (so gorgeous) and speaks to us via his craft, not his life. In this day and age, a mystique is a wonderful thing.

I think he’s bisexual. Someone on here (male) years ago said they had sex with him… it had the ring of truth to it, so I believe it!

r519 Yeah, and I had sex with Giacomo McDormiente. Every day. For a year. Would you believe me?

Alex carrying and kissing his spawn in NYC. Looks like a little baby boy.

Fuck it, if we are going to lust over a Swede, at least let them be hot. Skarsgard has always had a butter facer. Give me Joel Kinnaman.

r521 Why are you obsessing over the life of a STRAIGHT man? He's not one of us (at least not anymore). He's canceled. As they say on here, he's dead to me!

R523 Lol. You think DLers only lust after gay celebrities? Are you new here? Why would I care if a hot sexy Swede is straight or gay in real life? Chances I'll fuck him are zero either way.

[Quote]Fuck it, if we are going to lust over a Swede, at least let them be hot. Skarsgard has always had a butter facer. Give me Joel Kinnaman.

Kinnaman only dates freaks, Instagram models/influencers and bimbos. He also had rape/ sexual assault allegations recently. Sadly, he's an idiot IRL. Big turn off.

R524 With all the talk and no shoe of his "mysterious GF", I really thought he was one big 'mo. I'd gotten my hopes up (which I hate doing), this one hurts! I think I' m probably gonna have him killed

R521 Here’s more. I like that the missus is always smiling.

His new movie's trailer. There is a shot of him wearing a leash at around 1:32. I can't wait to see it.

Who even cares about this gaybating douchebag? Buried and forgotten!

I know whenever I see R529's screen name on a comment, it will be utterly useless ravings of a stinking cunt that add NOTHING to the conversation

r530 Reported. And now go take your 8th short, you demented libturdic FAG!

R531 Leap into a grease fire, fascist cunt.

r532 And you in a tub of sulphuric acid, demented retarded libturd. You people are all a bunch of braindead fucktards who deserved to be killed by that stupid concoction. When that happens, I will piss on your dirty rancid grave

r532 That right there proves your level of idiocy: anyone who disagrees with you is a "far-right fascist". Anyone who doesn't take 10 shots of that non-vaccine, because they're just not afraid of the common cold, is a "far-right fascist". You libturd fags are the scum of the Earth. No wonder you're lewsing elections all over the globe unless you cheat with the mail-in votes. You deserve to be shot at point blank range like the scabious bastards you are

[Quote][R530] Reported. And now go take your 8th short, you demented libturdic FAG!

I'm curious NateC, how did you report r530? Because no one gives a fuck on DL if someone hurt your feelings. This is not Twitter where right-wing trolls are a protected species now.

Allegedly stopped by KitKatClub during Berlin film festival. Is gay sex a thing in Berlin nightlife?

R536 Didn't understand a word. Can someone explain? Is this a gay club or a straight club? Was he doing interviews or was he shagging? Geez, why do people have to be so cryptic?

So, could he be gay? Can I even get my hopes up after he had a son? He does seem a tad too outlandish for a straight dude 🤔

He’s Swedish.

What is Deuxmoi? What the hell is that person even talking about?

R540 Deuxmoi is an IG account that publishes celeb gossips. KitKat is a sex club in Berlin apparently.

[quote]He's a B list actor who mostly stars in independent movies or supporting roles.

I watched the GQ Iconic Roles with AS & I was kind of surprised he didn't have more prominent roles under his belt since it feels like he's been around forever. Not bad, but despite his good looks, he didn't really have much of a notable body of work.

R541 Yeah, I've looked it up, but it doesn't say whether it's a gay or straight club. But this Goncalo dude on Twitter is obviously gay because he has the rainbow flag next to his handle, so I'm guessing his friend must be, too. So must Aleks. But he has a GF and a son, which was the very reason I lost interest in him. Can I gain it back? And yeah, he only ever works abroad and takes his clothes off in every movie: he's the Swedish Giulio Berruti

[quote] celeb gossips

The Kit Kat Club is a mostly straight sex club.

He gives me "asexual" vibes as well. Some people find it too stimulating or disgusting because they have aspergers. People with aspergers can also be hypersexual as well

[quote] Some people find it

?

R547 By "it" I mean sex

I hear gay sex is the staple in Berlin’s KIB (KitKat, Insomnia, Berghain).

No, according to an LPSG user, KitKat is polyamorous leaning towards gay

[Quote]He gives me "asexual" vibes as well.

He just fathered a child so he seems to enjoy sex, at least occasionally.

[Quote]No, according to an LPSG user, KitKat is polyamorous leaning towards gay.

Those are all famous clubs almost every tourist wants to visit while visiting Berlin. Straight or gay.

I don't think either KitKat or Berghain is particularly tourist-friendly. They admit people that fall into a certain type. Most get turned away at the entrance because the bouncers can tell they only want to rubberneck. Only weirdos get that coveted "Ja!" on their first try. I don't know if he's been to KitKat before but I suspect he pulled strings.

Give me a Break

Give me a Break

Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!

Any chance this tol glass of wadah is gay or at least bi?

He gay and brdn

Brnd

Tol

Smol

I can't blame him for being super-anal and paranoid about germs if his dad was always cooking dinner in the nude.