Alexander Skarsgaard is gay

He wasn't Bjorn yesterday!!!!!!!

All I know OP is that he wasn't Bjorn yesterday.

Everyone's had a boyfriend named Bjorn at one time or another.

He does not have instagram account, it's all lies.

He was Ellen Page's beard, which was rather pathetic. I've assumed he's gay ever since.

Okay.

I now know what they mean by "dad jokes"

This thread is useless without Askars presenting hole pics.

I always assumed he was sexually fluid, like most hot Scandinavian (hell, European even) men. That absolutely bizarro mutual bearding with Ellen Page made me lose a lot of respect for him.

Anyway, who gives a shit about Alexander? It's all about Bill nowadays. Although not as conventionally attractive as Alexander, I prefer quirkier looking guys over perfect Ken doll types anyway.

Lucky Bjorn whoever he may be.

The Ellen Page thing spelled it out.

R8, Bill has a lovely penis.

Was Bjorn......free?

Didn’t Alexander date Penelope Cruz? I wasn’t sure.

Been hearing about this in BIs for a long time now. Hope he comes out sooner than later.

IMO the Skaarsgard from Vikings sparks my interest much more than his vanilla brother Alex.

I love r12's dad joke.

He's straight. Stop with the rumors, OP.

Selfish top....very vanilla....and definitely gay.

Bjorn Toulouse

W/W r19....W and W!

Bjørn Dizwhey

Id like to be in a Skarsgaard sandwich.

Yes op. He likes older men.

Yummy

Those tiny 3'x3' shower stalls were made for sharing with men like him.

[quote] Everyone's had a boyfriend named Bjorn at one time or another.

Everyone's had a bookcase from IKEA named Bjorn at one time or another.

Bjorn! Bjorn! Bjorn! Bjorn to be alive!

God he seriously stirs the loins. Hawt.

Yes, gay. But also very hot. And uncut.

I think he is just Swedish and screws anything including IKEA bookshelves.

I had no idea he was the ditzy blonde male model in Zoolander, until recently . The first time I became aware of him was watching True Blood, and then that Lady Gaga video.

He broke up with Alexa Chung last year - they'd been together for a while. I have no idea why a gay man would put up with her, even as a beard.

He and Chung just oozed chemistry in their Daily Mail photo ops! I just LOVED their daily coffee runs.

He got back with Alexa Chung recently, they were together over the holidays, she posted him on her IG.

The Ellen Page affair was an indicator. Unless he’s a very very good friend and was helping a sister out...

He always looks weak and sickly to me. And I remember reading that he’s a vanilla straight germophobe. Like, some woman said she had a brief sexual relationship with him and both of them had to be freshly scrubbed before he could do it. Something like that. Struck me as very freaky and surprising since I already thought he was gay.

Aren't we all a little bit Björn?

Swedes are odd for most Americans. They have no problem showing affection to other men publicly. They don’t carry around many of the social hang ups American men do, well, straight ones.

He was never bearding with Ellen Page. They became very close friends, and remain so. That was very much a brother and sister type of thing.

He's a good looking guy, but I've always heard you shouldn't trust a man who can't grow armpit hair.

'Cause tramps like them, baby they were Bjorn to run.

Dating Jack McBrayer?

Hugs!

The thought of Big Alex fucking Kenneth The Page fills my heart with delight.

I hope so OP. A woman could never enjoy him like another man.

McBrayer is all over Skarsgaard's instagram...

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McBrayer looks annoying as fuck.

That's certainly an odd couple.

Over-the-hill Alexander can be straight... Bill is the one who should be gay.

At this point, I'll take any of the Skarsgård boys

[quote]Unless he’s a very very good friend and was helping a sister out...

That's what I think was going on. The director of the movie they did together was posting pics of them on his social media, saying how cute they were, insinuating they were together. It was obviously PR for the movie that also had the added benefit of making Ellen possibly look straight to the clueless. I would not be surprised if it was the final straw for Ellen that caused her to finally come out.

Alexander is rumoured to be gay/bi, his brother Gustaf ( Floki from vikings) is allegedly openly bi in sweden and their younger brother Bill also has bi rumours. Is it possible that 3 out of 5 brothers are bi/gay?

Also Alexander could do waaay better than McBrayer.

I don't think he his gay. I do think he has fooled around with men.

[quote] At this point, I'll take any of the Skarsgård boys

At this point, I'll take all of the Skarsgård boys.

I always thought their dad Stellan was super hot and he has no issue showing peen on screen.

[quote] he has no issue showing peen on screen.

None of the skarsgaards have issues showing peen on screen. Skarsgaard thought it was silly they wanted to hide his penis in True Blood.

But then Europeans are far less uptight about nudity compared to Americans.

Stellan is excellent at playing creepy characters.

To whom does he appeal?

But he was Bjorn, the next of kin. The next of kin, to the wayward wind.

Jack McBrayer looks like he could be Tom Cruise's mentally challenged brother.

Kenneth the page? How?

[quote]He's 40, never married

DLers are always as old-fashioned as a Mormon grandmother when it comes to these things.

"Why haven't you gotten married yet! what is wrong with you? what are you hiding?"

The only way the Skarsgaard and McBrayer coupling makes sense is if McBrayer makes Skarsgaard laugh like nobody else.

OR....because Alexander wants to always be the pretty one.

R56 I fell in love with Bill Skarsgard after this brief scene in Behind Blue Skies.

He was hot in Hemlock Grove on Netflix as well......

All good looking men are at least bisexual OP

It's the first rule of Datalounge and the subject of at least two-thirds of the posts here.

R43, women and men would enjoy him in different ways, I assume. I may never enjoy him like another man, granted, but a man could never enjoy him like a woman, conversely so.

Skasgard has a PERFECT body. I’d enjoy him just fine.

The McBrayer friendship goes back so far at this point that they are either really best friends or they are secretly married.

Writer Jarett Wieselman pointed out on Twitter that the two are actually pals that go way back. In fact, this wasn’t the first time McBrayer was on hand to celebrate the 41-year-old star — he was also at the 2017 Emmy Awards, where Skarsgård shared a photo to Instagram of his pal posing with the award, as well as at the Golden Globes earlier this month.

Back in 2012, McBrayer posed with Skarsgard while attending the True Blood season 5 premiere after party.

Keep dreaming, OP.

And if he were gay, he still wouldn't want you.

My baby was still Bjorn.

The Bjorn ate my baby!

He was Bjorn this way, y'all!

I think I'm the only guy who wouldn't mind fucking Jack McBrayer.

His father's the one who does musicals, so maybe HE'S gay.

He mentioned Bjorn once on a Colbert. He described him as his "personal trainer". We know what that means.

R75 I think you're right. Have at him.

[quote] Apparently, his boyfriend's name is Bjorn. What else do we know about this Bjorn?

Have you found anything more about the Bjorn Identity?

[quote]I think I'm the only guy who wouldn't mind fucking Jack McBrayer.

You and Skarsgaard.

Is everybody gay!!???

A BI (Lainey's) outed him as bisexual a while ago but of course, they're often lies.

He's gay.

R65, that wiener looks delicious.

I had a feeling he was gay, always knew it.

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I remember that love scene, aren’t they both gay?

I’ll take Stellan!!!

Can I find someone like him at IKEA? Would I have to assemble him?

Ryan Kwanten is definitely 100% gay I have my sources but I'd have to kill you etc

So not only does Ryan Kwanten have a gay brother, but he's gay himself? Nice.

Love me some Jason Stackhouse. When the werewolves were raping him to impregnate their daughters....Lord! .. Excuse me, I'm going to need some alone time..

Please give us a link, R93.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but it sounds hot!

R91 Is that why he can't make it big in the US? In the closet but not bearding?

Alexander must be at least 6'5, because Ryan Kwanten's height is listed at 5'10, and Skarsgard is towering over him in this scene.

He's 6'4"

Jack and Alex sitting in a tree...

Has anybody got a photo of him wearing red, white and blue clothing?

Because then he'd be Bjorn on the 4th of July.

Why do you guys assume Swedish guys are automatically bi? The percentage of straight and bi guys in Sweden is not any different from any other country.

I want this to be true. And for his sex videos to be leaked.

R96 I would take both!

R100 Classic ignorant americans thinking everyone in Europe is at least bi. And this is Datalounge, everyone is bi/gay.

We are Bjorn resistance is futile.

[quote]And this is Datalounge, everyone is bi/gay.

Classic Frauen defense.

No matter how "hiding in plain sight" a celeb is, we get this same idiotic response.

Next you'll be telling us what a pussyhound David Muir is.

Penelope Cruz was also Tom Cruise's beard. Man, this guy is a laughable and hot closet case.

PS: Most theater men are sexually fluid, it still amazes me that most people here don't understand that. So much gossip about theater here, I wonder how many of you actually know how theater is really like in real life.

Think back to your college theater department. How many of those guys were gay or bi? And Hollywood expects us to believe that 99% of male actors are 100% heterosexual. It's beyond ridiculous.

Lainey is a massive frau, if she says someone is bi/gay, she has enough proof to believe it.

This is a really funny thread. Up to classic DL standards.

Yeah Lainey actually doesn't tend to out people, she often does the reverse.

Her two big things were saying Joseph Gordon Levitt was bi and saying Alexander Skarsgard is bi. Neither one is hard to believe.

Some European countries have a more relaxed attitude towards sex and it's not unusual for younger single guys to be more fluid when it comes to who they having sex with. Scandinavian countries fit that mold. But it's silly to say all men from Sweden are bisexual.

I'm surprised no one has shared this though.

Is Queerty cribbing stories from DL? Now the Rex Danger instagram account gets highlighted by them

He looks good here.

I love the way Nicole always looks so in love with him at the awards shows.

They do make a cute couple, handsome man/cute nerd🤓

I meant to post this link:

Is his bf as cool as my Bjorn shoes, or my Bjorn Borg tennis sweater?

I've never found him good-looking, that nose ruins his face and he has no ass. What is everyone seeing that I'm not? Is it because he is a tall blonde white man?

P.S. He's not ugly, but average to me.

[quote]and he has no ass.

Oh, really?

How big is yours, dear?

He’s incredibly sexy. Including his nose.

People like different things R119. Adults realize this.

[quote]Is it because he is a tall blonde white man?

Tons are people go for that tall nordic look. Swedes are seen as sexy because of it.

yes, he looks especially sexy when he strides about - goes up to accept his awards etc...

tall and lean and graceful.

[quote] Is it because he is a tall blonde white man?

He’s white? I hadn’t noticed.

Hot and high sex appeal

I'm part Nordic, and find him average. To each his own; viva la difference!

I'm part Nordick as well - I find him hawt.

You must be very hot, r127.

Bjorne , is Bjorne Larson, his friend, he’s married with kids, Alex is his kids godfather

Bjorne is handsome.

I think his brother is actually way cuter but then I like bald guys.

So who is Alexander with? Björne or Jack?

Breaking! Alexander and Jack star in remake of The Odd Couple

R119 must be new here to not know about DL’s obsession with AWGs.

His father Stellan has EIGHT children. 6 with the first wife and 2 little ones with the new wife. Is that many kids normal in Sweden?

Bill is the Skarsgård to watch now. He’s sexy af and gonna make some great moves professionally but in the long run my money is on the youngest one, Valter. He’s 22 and just made his Sundance debut with Lords of Chaos, which is getting amazing reviews. I’m excited to see what he does in the future. And oh yeah... he’s hot.

[quote] Is that many kids normal in Sweden?

....what do you think dear?

Obviously 8 kids is very abnormal.

So does "breaking into the business" become easier for each successive Skarsgård?

Of course r138. Breaking into the industry is all about connections. Who you know.

That is why nepotism is such a powerful force, much easier for someone to do if you have those connections.

[quote][R119] must be new here to not know about DL’s obsession with AWGs.

Gurl, he's a lot hotter (God I'm sick of that word) than the BELOW average DL white guys.

He has a perfect ass. Every time I tried to have sex with a guy with a bubble but, I recoiled from the smell. It’s not because they were dirty, it’s like fat people who have rolls. I’ll take a perky small booty any day.

What’s wrong with his nose? I think he’s handsome

R136. This thread is about Alexander who’s rumoured to be gay/bi. Not his straight siblings.

is his hole gay?

any hole pix ??

STANK SLEEVE

When I first heard about 30 Rock, I thought "Jack McBrayer" must be the character's name; I mean, look at him at R98 (or anywhere in the whole damn thread): he looks like the personification of a horse's laugh.

R142 No evidence that all his siblings are straight

[quote] STANK SLEEVE

Stinkfish

R141, he’s a handsome guy, but his ass is too flat and not big enough.

[quote] When I first heard about 30 Rock, I thought "Jack McBrayer" must be the character's name; I mean, look at him at [R98] (or anywhere in the whole damn thread): he looks like the personification of a horse's laugh.

I'd fuck him.

That "flat" ass is attached to six and a half feet of man with mile-wide broad shoulders, so I have a feeling once that sucker's actually in your hands you'd figure out plenty to do with it

Put me in the camp that finds Bill to be the sexiest.

Alexander's siblings are not all "straight". Just ask Bill or Gustaf.

R148,

That’s your opinion. I find big asses grotesque

[quote] I find big asses grotesque

Mary!

Quick, look away.

Ellen page differ because she is still in love with him.

Ellen Page is a carpet muncher

Perfect man.

Lean, supertall body. Tight ass.

I'd never let him get out of bed.

I prefer his brother. Love his face and nose.

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Bill Skarsgard is in the new Deadpool movie.

His brother Bill playing the evil clown looks mentally handicapped.

Bill is fucking gorgeous. I want him in me, deeply.

Bill was on Nerdist (ID10T) podcast talking extensively about his girlfriend. Blegh.

Omg, he’s dreamy! 😍

Good grief, why would any 6 foot 6 guy date Ellen Page? There is no fit there, it is a stupid idea.

r163 Blegh would be my response as well. Can't stand people who talk extensively about their partners, gay or straight.

I personally don't find any of the skarsgards to be good looking. I think certain Slavic breeds are better looking than Nordics.

Are Bill and Alexander full brothers or half brothers? They look nothing alike.

Unless there was an affair at some point, Stellan was only married to one woman when they were born. Though he does have a couple young one born from his newer wife.

Alexander is gay and it's a beautiful thing. But is Kenneth his bf or just a friend?

I don’t know, r170

Why am I just finding this?

I dunno, r172.

Dada Flair was Alexander’s +1 to the Met Ball.

Yeah, he seems to go way back with that Dada guy. Must be comforting to have a (possibly pre-Hollywood) friend he can converse with in Swedish.

Stiller looks like a Munchkin next to him. I know it's just the perspective, but still.

He is beautiful.

Yes, he is R176, and that tux was perfection.

Jesus, Stiller looks like the long lost Hobbit, Froyo. Skarsgard has a face that is so kissable. Damn, I miss Eric! And Pam. And Lafayette. R.I.P.

R175 Firstly, That is Ben Stiller in the picture. And secondly, Dada Flair is a "friend" but, not in the way you mean.

r179 What [italic]are[/italic] you on about? The third sentence is in a separate paragraph for a reason; it has nothing to do with the first two. Reading comprehension is a thing. And no, Dada is certainly not his boyfriend. Dear God.

Agree R176...he is a Scandinavian delicacy...beauty to behold. That photo is awesome.

There's one Bjorn every minute.

This is not an old picture:

Ew Swedes - dirty sexual people.

Watching him onscreen his chemistry always looks better with guys than girls

the hottest scene in tru blood when he was fucking that guy then killed him.

Nice legs at R183.

it is a bit disturbing that you thought it was hot R186. He did kill him after all. There’s a thread for that I’m sure.

Totally disturbing.

Did you not see True Blood? He was naked, in the front! nothing to brag. average at best or even below average.

He might be the king of the teeny weeny peeny committee but he is a good looking man. He would make a totally fabulous bottom.

Is he still with Jack?

Which sorts of people does he appeal to?

Looking at R183 I'm wondering if he can pass as James Bond except he is little too tall for the role.

New couple alert! Alex and Charlize.

They would be a very glamorous couple.

So she's dating a known gay man? For why, mommy, for why?

R197 because she's a known Lesbian

No his dick is not below average, which would be under 5.8" for a Swede. He's tall which skews perception.

Every entitled white cunt I know watched that Pretty Little Lies show.

R197, on the one hand it saddens me that bearding is still going on in Hollywood in the 21st Century, on the other hand it's a perfect arrangement for them. They've never been seen together in public, but the "news" that they had an "affair" six years ago and are "dating" again, is enough for gullible people, so they're left alone. Charlize and Alexander are too good looking to be single and nobody suspect they're gay. So they either have to come out, "date" someone in public, like she has (I don't know about him), or something like this has to be done, otherwise the media keep asking why they don’t date. And she has been "linked" to a lot of gay men before. I thought it funny that the pictures in that “Daily Mail” story which said they were "dating" again, he was with a man who is probably his boyfriend and she was with the woman that some say is her girlfriend, so there you go.

Charlize and Stuart were fond of each other, I think. They clearly showed affection for the cameras, but were good together. But with Sean Penn it was all embarrassingly false. They had no chemistry whatsoever. I mean, when they walked hand in hand it was like he was dragging a suitcase. They fooled no one that didn't want to be fooled.

Is Sean Penn gay?

[quote] Alexander Skarsgaard is gay

So you're telling me I have a chance?

R201, thank you for a great explanation. Makes a great deal more sense to me now.

So who’s Aleksander’s boyfriend?

Wasn’t Alex dating Penelope Cruz at one time?

Blondie here is sooo gorgeous. He certainly livened things up on True Blood. Skaarsgard seems down to earth and genuine. Bjorn is one lucky dude.

Oopsie. Scandinavian names are a bit tricky. ^

R197, Alexander is a “known” gay man for you guys. To the general public it would be completely unexpected. Straight girls would “kill” themselves...

Why were they at a gay club sports bar? [scratches head].

R210, so they wouldn't be noticed, supposedly...

Dating at a gay sports bar? Hahaha. What a farce this is. Couple-y vibe? You mean a phony couply vibe....

Why is Charlize dating down? Desperation. He's very handsome all the same.

R213

Don't be fooled. He's The Lange Troll. Watch him fawn @ 1:30 about begging his dad to get "just another" hit of Lange.

Hey DL, do any of you think Alexander resembles 1970s uber star, Michael Sarrazin?

I meant Bill, sorry- doesn't Bill look like Michaell Sarrazin?

Threesome?

Is there any tea on Gustafson?

Björn Gustafsson is on a TBS show about aliens, “People of Earth”. He seems gay and doesn’t have a girlfriend.

r220 Wonderful show that was cancelled just recently. Gustafsson looked very attractive in it, but it was painfully obvious that his background was in presenting, not acting. I researched him thoroughly at the time and didn't find a girlfriend either. Just a somewhat douchey straight vibe.

Isn’t he adorable, r215?

I’m starting to love his new bald look. He looks more masculine. 💕😍❤️

Bump

R220 belongs in the tan blonds thread.

regardless of his sexual orientation, some of you sulking bitches are just mad that you can't have at it.

your pussies aren't the fucking universe.

[quote] R220 belongs in the tan blonds thread.

Alexander or the other guy?

Bjorn! He’s got that extra glow over Alex.

[quote]your pussies aren't the fucking universe.

Why don’t you just leave Alexander alone? You will never have him.