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I just found out I was rejected for an online MBA program

I'm fucking angry and started crying just now. It's weird I got the rejection email at 2:40 am...

I have 2 Bachelors degrees and an Associates in Broadcasting I always forget about. So maybe I felt entitled to get into this program. But apparently, I'm not good enough...

I wonder if I shared my crypto business idea (outline, vision docs, etc.) with them, would they reconsider letting me into the Class of 2023 (1 year online MBA program). I just emailed my admissions counselor again. Although, since I wasn't admitted, I'm not sure it would make a difference...

by Anonymousreply 97November 12, 2021 5:05 AM

Get a job, you have too many useless degrees OP

by Anonymousreply 1November 10, 2021 10:26 AM

I will have a job in 2028, or 2032: President of the United States.

Also applying to run for the House, NJ 10th District, in 2022. Stay tuned.

And I have no useless degrees. You have no idea, but every degree I've earned has literally saved my life.

by Anonymousreply 2November 10, 2021 10:29 AM

Maybe you should try therapy.

by Anonymousreply 3November 10, 2021 10:37 AM

MBAs are a dime a dozen these days.

If you want to get an MBA, get it with an MS in Management or some other specialization. Honestly, though look into another area if you want to pursue a Masters.

by Anonymousreply 4November 10, 2021 10:41 AM

Are you a black transwoman? No? … then you’re not getting in.

by Anonymousreply 5November 10, 2021 10:44 AM

I'm on ketamine therapy and Zoloft, and gonna start looking for a good talk therapist. I'm still poor and on Medicaid, but my crypto investments have allowed me to stay afloat financially and pay for that monthly ketamine ($300). Thank God for Shiba Inu.

The path to the Presidency for me is nearly impossible, but with my superhuman intelligence, good looks, raw magnetism, and amazing life story, I'll be President some day for sure.

by Anonymousreply 6November 10, 2021 10:44 AM

So many losers like this ... addicted to collecting worthless scraps of paper that they use to pretend they are smarter than others. Collect Pokemon instead.

by Anonymousreply 7November 10, 2021 10:45 AM

Maybe they know you are suffering from massive mental illnesses like delusions of grandeur and narcissistic personality disorder, OP.

by Anonymousreply 8November 10, 2021 10:47 AM

Worthless scraps of paper. I have a well of knowledge, you envious twat. My book Common Hate is going to change the world, in tandem with the House run and eventually the Presidential run. Thank God Obama was the first and broke that barrier for me.

by Anonymousreply 9November 10, 2021 10:50 AM

If you went to pharmacy school, you could make your own drugs to poison the MBA admissions committee.

by Anonymousreply 10November 10, 2021 10:50 AM

MBA's are like 1980's dream degree, not worth the paper they are printed on these days OP. You are going to be out of a job if you think that's going to open doors for you. Find something else unless your goal is just to collect degrees, which to be honest looks like where you are headed.

by Anonymousreply 11November 10, 2021 10:50 AM

R8, you have to be a little bit narcissistic and also be more than a little delusional to become President. Or a lot. Look at Dump.

I will be the greatest President America has ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 12November 10, 2021 10:51 AM

MBAs will always be relevant, R11. Especially a high-tech 21st century entirely online one

by Anonymousreply 13November 10, 2021 10:53 AM

There are other programs and other paths to what you want to achieve, it’s just that wasn’t the one that was to be yours. Look again and consider an in person program, it will be much more valuable.

by Anonymousreply 14November 10, 2021 10:57 AM

I'm getting my face ready for the Presidency/prime time. I just bought two of these ($113 😱). One for me, one for my future husband/current partner.

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by Anonymousreply 15November 10, 2021 10:57 AM

Thank God for crypto!

by Anonymousreply 16November 10, 2021 10:58 AM

True, R14, my backup plan is to just do the MBA at my alma mater WGU. An MBA can definitely be done entirely online, it's not medical school or anything. Everything is going virtual.

by Anonymousreply 17November 10, 2021 10:59 AM

or anything like that

by Anonymousreply 18November 10, 2021 11:02 AM

I turn 34 in a month. I'm happy and sad I guess. So young... I don't know, part of me didn't even know if I'd make it to 34.

by Anonymousreply 19November 10, 2021 11:04 AM

^ exactly a month. Born December 9, 1987.

by Anonymousreply 20November 10, 2021 11:05 AM

You couldn't pay me to be the President. Thankless, awful job. Blamed for everything going wrong in this shitshow of a country.

However, OP, you sound like you have the perfect personality for a modern SM celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 21November 10, 2021 11:06 AM

SM celebrity???

by Anonymousreply 22November 10, 2021 11:07 AM

R21, it is an awful thankless job. But I'll revolutionize it! Out with the stodgy old way, in with the new!

by Anonymousreply 23November 10, 2021 11:09 AM

Elijah, I hear that UPS is hiring. With your experience in collecting packages, they would no doubt hire you.

by Anonymousreply 24November 10, 2021 11:11 AM

OP that school knows you, right? Its the one that awarded you 1 or 2 diplomas. The public online one you mentioned here? It it's that school, it did you a favor rejecting you because it knows by now what is a good fit for you and what is not. I've said it before - that the few posts I have read of yours suggest you have a lot of mania. The big question is - are you employable? Can you keep a job, do the work, and get along with colleagues? And keep the job? If you can do all that - then I agree with the above - its best you start doing that now in your life. You have enough degrees to work. Go back for more degrees after you figure out if you can be a contributing member of society through something as normcore as holding a job and doing it well.

by Anonymousreply 25November 10, 2021 11:13 AM

John, is that you? At least you won't have to deal with any used textbooks.

by Anonymousreply 26November 10, 2021 11:27 AM

R25, are you not getting that the Old Way is gone and the New Way is already here? Jobs will be so 20th century in about... now! They have become status symbols, and they are increasingly harder and harder to get. UBI, crypto, and healthcare reform is the Way. Detach health insurance from employment - a basic healthcare for all, with government-matched HSAs (see, my "useless" Business/Healthcare Management degree was just of use!)

I prefer the term Basic Income over UBI actually. Every adult in the US over 16 gets $500 a month, with some conditions

by Anonymousreply 27November 10, 2021 11:30 AM

I'm posting a blog post I wrote and published on my blog called Honest Truth (honestruth.org) back in 2016. It's the only thing that I saved/has survived from that blog, and I'm going to republish it in Common Hate:

Part 1

THE ARGUMENT FOR UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME JUNE 27, 2016 ELIJAH TAYLOR LEAVE A COMMENT

On June 5, 2016, the citizens of Switzerland decided NOT to allow their government to give them free money. The neutral Western European nation, population 8 million, held a public referendum in which the question was this: should the government provide all Swiss adults with a guaranteed salary equivalent to US $30,000 a year? Unsurprisingly, most Swiss said no, with 77% of public voters voting against.

Why did the Swiss vote against the world’s first real UBI initiative? Because they don’t need it. The country is one of the most economically empowered in the world, with the highest wealth per adult citizen, a progressive social welfare policy, and one of the lowest unemployment rates in Europe at just 3.7%. But would Universal Basic Income – giving each adult citizen enough money to cover basic living expenses – help solve and salve the chasms of unemployment and income inequality? In a country as large, heterogeneous, and discordant in beliefs and ideology as the United States, could UBI one day be economic reality?

Universal basic income, as it has been dubbed, is an over two hundred year old idea. Pioneered by Thomas Paine in a 1797 pamphlet “Agrarian Justice,” he proposed giving every adult over 21 regular payments of 15 pound sterling. Since then, the concept has evolved, taking on many names: unconditional basic income, social dividend, citizen’s income, negative income tax. UBI seems simple enough to explain: an economic system in which all citizens of a certain age are given a guaranteed annual income. However, the ramifications of such an economic overhaul, especially in Western, capitalist societies, leaves many hesitant to fully accept UBI as the future. It shifts the status quo a bit too radically.

Still, people’s gut reactions to UBI tend to jump right over the river called Nuance and into the sea of Assumptions. “People won’t work,” many proclaim, “It’ll encourage laziness”. Others still cry, “It’ll bankrupt the government! We couldn’t afford it!” Some believe that Universal Basic Income would change work irreversibly – and it would, just not in the cataclysmic ways they envision. Workers would be far more empowered than they’ve ever been, and I think that is truly what scares us. It scares the elites because an economically empowered populace has something they likely didn’t have before: options. It also scares workers, who have internalized what they do for a living, and the process of “earning a living,” to such a degree that willingly receiving a “paycheck for nothing” seems wrong, if not downright shameful.

by Anonymousreply 28November 10, 2021 11:34 AM

[quote]Future husband/current partner

Would that be Terry, OP?

by Anonymousreply 29November 10, 2021 11:35 AM

Part 2:

But work is already headed towards drastic change. Many jobs will, in the near future, be performed by machines. With a UBI, work could change in other ways. The five-day workweek might drop to four days. Long-term unemployment and perhaps even the concept of unemployment altogether could cease to exist. Citizens could take as much time from the workforce as they’d like without the stigma of being deemed “unemployable.” Personal and passion projects, and maybe even relationships, may come to be more valued than jobs, work, and making money. We could see a population become more active in volunteer work, shunning fierce individualism in favor of an altruism that used to be integral to the American way. UBI threatens America as we have known it to be for some time, and that’s why it’s so dangerous. At the gut level, many of us don’t want it, and if a UBI bill were drafted tomorrow, it would never make it through Congress.

This is why, to argue for a Universal Basic Income, you’d have to know the many, many arguments against it. Most critics rail against UBI for purely economic and elitist reasons, failing to grasp its larger significance, to see the ways in which it could radically transform society.

One problem with spreading awareness about UBI is that even the people most qualified to talk about it – economists, journalists, thinkers – don’t seem to have a solid grasp of it, which leads to a lot of misinterpretation and misinformation. Even this guy, who wrote a piece lambasting UBI critics, fails to understand that a universal basic income is just that: a basic income. He instead suggests eliminating tax breaks like the standard deduction in favor of giving all Americans $2,500 a year through a kind of tax rebate program (which Bush notably tried back in 2008). I don’t think UBI would work as direct tax rebate because it would completely derail the current tax code in a way that would negatively impact millions of people, and the goal of a UBI in my estimation should be to reform not obliterate systems already in place (unless they really need to be).

Max Sawicky has been one of the foremost critics of universal basic income. A former member of the Economic Policy Institute (EPI), he argued that the “objectives” of a UBI would be outweighed by the “specifics” of it – how it would be implemented. He goes on to offer some alternatives, amounting essentially to patchwork on existing programs – raising the minimum wage (even though it will nevercatch up to inflation), and “federalizing the TANF program.” These fixes would “keep with our current system and political culture,” hewrites.

Maybe he doesn’t get the nuances of a UBI because he believes so much in the way things are. And therein lies the problem. These economists, for all of their education and knowledge, aren’t able to grasp that UBI isn’t about tax policy or welfare – it’s about leveling a playing field ravaged by rampant free market capitalism and corporate greed for too long.

Universal basic income could, and would, work in the United States, and in most rich, Western economies. The US already spends over $1 trillion across dozens of federal and state public welfare and entitlement programs. With the implementation of a UBI, most components of Social Security, Medicaid, TANF, SNAP, and other programs would be scaled back or cut completely. Unemployment insurance would be dramatically scaled back.

by Anonymousreply 30November 10, 2021 11:35 AM

Part 3:

Let’s go back to the single biggest economic reason people argue a UBI could never work in the United States: the government wouldgo bankrupt trying to pay every adult a base salary. Who says the burden must fall completely on the government? While U.S. federal revenues are only about $3.4 trillion, our GDP is easily ten or fifteen times that. Ultimately, UBI is about wealth redistribution. With non-profits and charities currently testing UBI pilot programs, and Silicon Valley, with a combined wealth that is unfathomable, being one of the fiercest advocates for UBI to begin with, UBI funding could come from a variety of sources, philanthropic and federal.

Some have proposed methods for doling out UBI, usually with conditions, as there should be. Recently Charles Murray of the American Enterprise Institute put forth his basic income plan in the Wall Street Journal: grant every citizen a total of $13,000 a year, with $3,000 to be put towards their healthcare. Here’s how my universal basic income would work. Each adult citizen or permanent resident would receive an annual gross income that is 150% of the poverty line. So somewhere around 16,000 to 20,000 a year. A portion of that income would be automatically diverted into a tax-free retirement account, let’s say 10%. Another portion, let’s say 20% would be put into a personal healthcare account. The rest would be taxed at a flat rate. This forces citizens to invest in themselves, and also encourages them to continue to work, because whatever is left after healthcare, retirement costs and taxes are taken out is nowhere near enough to live well on, but would no doubt give a nice boost to the struggling classes.

Socioeconomic tensions create many of the ills of society.Ultimately, American capitalism is about competition. It engenders a fierce individualism in all of us – every (hu)man for self – and devalues cooperation and human potential. We have become the wealthiest nation in history because of this, but as noted by Andrew Flowers of FiveThirtyEight, capital is no longer scarce. We’ve created enough wealth: the last big scarcity is attention. What would we choose to focus on, to do with our time, if we didn’t spend most of it earning enough, in most cases, just to survive?

A UBI levels the playing field, as everyone receives it. How we choose to use our “social dividend” is, of course, up to each of us. But at least we have that option now. UBI as an idea is ultimately about empowering people, who can then decide how and what they will spend their time and energy on, whether that means creating artisanal products, or playing World of Warcraft, or choosing to be a perpetual student.

Of course, this leads to the single biggest logical argument against UBI. Basically, it’s this: if you give people money, they won’t work. Why is this assumption wrong? Can anyone tell me? This assumption is wrong, because to paraphrase Charles Murray, “The problem isn’t work, but idleness.” For the people who want to work and do work, and the people who want to work but can’t work (for any number of reasons to complex to dig into here), the opportunities for meaningful work will increase. Those who live idle lives or lives of leisure will choose to continue doing just that. Again, it all comes back to choice, that is ultimately what UBI is about.

by Anonymousreply 31November 10, 2021 11:36 AM

Part 4:

When people have enough money to meet their basic needs, and even save a little for future goals, everything begins looking up. Perhaps the biggest single UBI experiment to date, dubbedMINCOME, was conducted by the Canadian government and the province of Manitoba from 1974 and 1979. Every eligible family in the town of Dauphin, pop. 10,000, received an income. The study data, though abandoned, was unearthed by economist Evelyn Forget in 2004, resulting in a research paper titled “The Town With(out) Poverty”. What Forget discovered when looking at the data collected about these families who received the guaranteed income was that they had better health outcomes – less mental health hospitalizations, accidents, and injuries. The high school completion rate went up during the years of the study, and young women were much less likely to have children before age 25. Most tellingly, Manitoba’s guaranteed income experiment brought most of its recipients above Canada’s poverty line.

As with the MINCOME experiments in 1970s Canada, recent cash transfer experiments, such as the pilot program run by Give Directly in Kenya and Uganda, have revealed that when you give people money, especially the poorest among us, they tend to invest in themselves instead of excessively spending on vices such as drugs and alcohol (another fear expressed by UBI naysayers).

I don’t see how poverty is beneficial to anyone. Some argue that there is a point to poverty, that it is even essential to the structure and functioning of society. But the only thing that poverty contributes to society that is even remotely “useful” is a systematically oppressed underclass to fill low-wage service jobs. It also creates dysfunction in families, communities, and society: crime, physical and mental health issues, abuse, neglect, and the list goes on. With a UBI granted to everyone, regardless of status, we’d see healthcare costs fall, crime stats fall. Why does anyone need to rob or steal if their basic needs are being met? Of course, you are never going to fully eradicate crime or poverty or any other social ill, because these are deeply complex phenomena whose origins lie in the darkest corners of the human condition. But UBI would be a hell of a fucking start, and we are at the perfect time in history to kick-start it.

America needs to change. We can’t keep up the level of prosperity that we’ve been at for the last 60 years or so because we’re seeing that it is coming at a very human cost. This country has not directly invested in its people in over 50 years, since the days of Lyndon B. Johnson, and even those systems, so visionary at the time, are now obsolete or nearly so. Instead, we over-invest in corporations and ramp up defense spending to the point where we are #1 in the world at it. The Right to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness, so beautifully invoked in the Declaration of Independence nearly 250 years ago, has been replaced by The Right to Debt, Drudgery, and Pursuit of Things.

UBI is a beautiful idea because it encourages people to invest in themselves, their communities, industry, and their country, rather than encouraging dependence upon beleaguered government programs and stigmatizing those in need in the process. It will usher in an era of post-work, in which what you do isn’t so important, but what you choose to do is. It will end poverty as we know it. Is UBI the future? Or the now?

by Anonymousreply 32November 10, 2021 11:37 AM

TL:dr

by Anonymousreply 33November 10, 2021 11:37 AM

You are watching history unfold, people. And it's started here on the DL!

by Anonymousreply 34November 10, 2021 11:40 AM

Honest Ruth dot org? Is she related to Citizen Ruth?

by Anonymousreply 35November 10, 2021 11:40 AM

I thought it was quite clever in 2016, lol.

by Anonymousreply 36November 10, 2021 11:41 AM

I would definitely speak to my admissions counselor. But I would listen more than speak to find out whynI was rejected. There may be something which shows the program isn't right for you.

by Anonymousreply 37November 10, 2021 11:44 AM

Honey you can't build a real life based on a pipe dream. It's up to you in the next few years to figure out if you want to live marginally, on the dole, or through criminality, or do you want to work. Perhaps you are skilled enough to make a living through trading, but even that is work. You are going to be surprised how much money you need when you get off the dole. Or how limited your life will be on the dole.

by Anonymousreply 38November 10, 2021 11:44 AM

Most people I work with who have MBAs are idiots and less successful than me and others who have a bachelors degree. Many feel entitled and are lazy. And have the delusions of grandeur like OP and put MBA in their email signature. Like anyone cares!

by Anonymousreply 39November 10, 2021 11:45 AM

Oh, you're the guy who was known as the New Jersey package thief, right? You were homeless for 7000 years and now have 250 degrees and will be president soon.

by Anonymousreply 40November 10, 2021 11:45 AM

The last time you trolled us you said you were going to law school. You forgot and thought you said business school, didn't you?

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by Anonymousreply 41November 10, 2021 11:47 AM

Elijah, did it occur to you that your admissions counselor may be a member of DataLounge?

by Anonymousreply 42November 10, 2021 11:50 AM

R41, I decided against law school, because I'm better than that. I'm going to MEDICAL school, baby. I don't care if I have to go to the Carribean!

R40, I was homeless for 15 months.

R39, some people are idiots regardless of how many degrees they have. Some people are genius and collect degrees like it's nothing. I'm 33 and have 3.5 degrees - I'm taking Chemistry and Precalc this semester and about 70% of the way through an A.S. in Biotechnology.

by Anonymousreply 43November 10, 2021 11:50 AM

R42, no she isn't.

by Anonymousreply 44November 10, 2021 11:51 AM

*Carribbean

by Anonymousreply 45November 10, 2021 11:52 AM

*Caribbean?

by Anonymousreply 46November 10, 2021 11:56 AM

For those who need to be brought up-to-date

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by Anonymousreply 47November 10, 2021 11:59 AM
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by Anonymousreply 48November 10, 2021 12:00 PM
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by Anonymousreply 49November 10, 2021 12:01 PM
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by Anonymousreply 50November 10, 2021 12:03 PM

So do we think this is the real Elijah of the news stories or someone just pretending? Fair warning: I don't actually care all that much and may quickly forget I even asked.

by Anonymousreply 51November 10, 2021 12:07 PM

I still do not understand why people want to keep getting degrees after graduating college. Waste of time and money.

by Anonymousreply 52November 10, 2021 12:08 PM

R52 Robbing Peter to pay Paul with money from the federal government via student loans and Pell grants

by Anonymousreply 53November 10, 2021 12:25 PM

R52, to advance and augment their education and knowledge base. It's really me, R51. Chilling nude and looking and feeling sexy as fuck right now. My faggot whore is deepthroating my cock right now ;)

by Anonymousreply 54November 10, 2021 12:41 PM

R53, the Pell grants and student loans are probably a draw for many students, yes. Obviously. But the ones who don't have any academic talent or real drive to achieve flame out pretty quick.

by Anonymousreply 55November 10, 2021 12:42 PM

I'm running as an Independent by the way. I'll be the first Independent President elected in like 100 years.

by Anonymousreply 56November 10, 2021 1:02 PM

You are too stupid to live.

by Anonymousreply 57November 10, 2021 1:11 PM

R57 - you'll gag when I'm in the White House I guess.

by Anonymousreply 58November 10, 2021 1:13 PM

Is Terry still in ICE custody? Was he deported or is he the cocksucking whore mentioned in R54? Are you all skimming packages still?

by Anonymousreply 59November 10, 2021 2:19 PM

No he hasn't been in ICE custody for well over a year. He has an immigration lawyer and is applying for a trafficking visa because he was trafficked for his labor, which is very common in America.

No, we are not skimming packages. I'm not desperately poor anymore and between a rock and a hard place. How about you?

by Anonymousreply 60November 10, 2021 2:54 PM

When I get an application for a position which requires a graduate degree, and the individual obtained one from an online institution, it goes straight into the recycle bin. Worthless.

by Anonymousreply 61November 10, 2021 3:01 PM

Did you call and speak with the Admission's Manager?

by Anonymousreply 62November 10, 2021 3:07 PM

Maybe invest the tuition money in Bitcoin?

by Anonymousreply 63November 10, 2021 3:09 PM

I think the tuition money was already spent on digging the k-hole where he's the gay Obama.

by Anonymousreply 64November 10, 2021 3:15 PM

OP, I am not sure which school this is but there are some state schools that have Master’s programs for working adults that don’t require GREs, etc. University of MD is one.

by Anonymousreply 65November 10, 2021 3:19 PM

Apply to Harvard.

Seems like any asshole can get in there nowadays.

by Anonymousreply 66November 10, 2021 3:20 PM

[quote]is applying for a trafficking visa because he was trafficked for his labor.

That was my experience as well R60, except in my case it was called an Einstein visa.

by Anonymousreply 67November 10, 2021 4:55 PM

Maybe one of your neighbors is in business school and you can steal their diploma once it gets delivered.

by Anonymousreply 68November 10, 2021 6:58 PM

OP is a highly intelligent person who needs to be directed towards getting help for mental health issues. There is nothing wrong with needing mental help. Some people require some sort of supervision their entire lives. That is not a personal failing. It is what will help you succeed. Even if its just one appointment every two or three months.

That is why you were rejected. The untreated mental issues are so loud and obvious that an online program can not accept you in this current form. You will do just fine if you get yourself help and medical supervision. Permanently.

by Anonymousreply 69November 10, 2021 7:55 PM

[quote] Oh, you're the guy who was known as the New Jersey package thief, right?

THANK YOU! I knew I had seen OP before. With this new information I would like to change my recommendation from pharmacy school to UPS driver.

by Anonymousreply 70November 10, 2021 9:52 PM

How will you address your criminal record when you run for congress?

by Anonymousreply 71November 10, 2021 11:14 PM

Once again, OP tried to fool the DL and got slapped down. I remember his previous troll threads where he insisted he was going to medical school. He was quickly exposed as a common porch bandit living in a shelter. Can't fool the DL, fool.

by Anonymousreply 72November 10, 2021 11:41 PM

What can I say, R72? I guess I'm just trash and you are obviously a paragon of goodness. I could never match up *shrug*

by Anonymousreply 73November 11, 2021 12:18 AM

Op, your highs must be so high and your lows must be low.

*If you’re for real, good luck with things.

*If you’re trolling, good luck with your next EST.

by Anonymousreply 74November 11, 2021 12:22 AM

Ketamine has helped me level out a lot. But this rejection kind of sent me spiraling a bit. Weird how things effect us.

by Anonymousreply 75November 11, 2021 12:25 AM

How do you feel after each petty theft? Is it like Ketamine?

by Anonymousreply 76November 11, 2021 1:24 AM

How many mugshots do you have, OP? Would Momma's mussy approve of any of them?

by Anonymousreply 77November 11, 2021 1:25 AM

[quote]OP is a highly intelligent person

Assumes facts not in evidence.

by Anonymousreply 78November 11, 2021 1:26 AM

OP allegedly has multiple college degrees but demonstrates he hasn't mastered the grammar lessons of a fifth-grader.

by Anonymousreply 79November 11, 2021 1:27 AM

When you snatch packages, is it, like you know, stimulating? Do you have sex afterwards - in some alley or an underpass? I bet you have a BIG COCK, don't you.

by Anonymousreply 80November 11, 2021 1:33 AM

Multiple online degrees. All of which saved his life (the degrees had to learn CPR in case payday turns to K-day again) and will inspire a nation to elect him to its highest office in less than ten years. If you think it's more likely that in ten years he'll have been a corpse for eight years, then that's on you.

by Anonymousreply 81November 11, 2021 1:39 AM

R76, I've stolen maybe two or three packages, which I do regret doing. I was caught for one. This was over two years ago now. I'm still in court for the theft which has been downgraded. Waiting to receive the plea deal, but the prosecutor here is really, really incompetent.

R79, what's wrong with my grammar?

I have one online degree. One from Hunter College, and one from a community college.

As far as politics, anything can happen. This country is obviously on the brink of civil war/total collapse and something's gotta give. I've got a plan is all I'm saying.

by Anonymousreply 82November 11, 2021 1:56 AM

R81, wow, that's morbid. Nobody knows when their time is up, I guess, but I think I'll be ok.

by Anonymousreply 83November 11, 2021 2:05 AM

If you only stole 3 or fewer packages, wouldn't you remember if it was 2, or 3? Did you make amends to the people you stole from? Is that the source of your wisdom which will make you a wise President?

by Anonymousreply 84November 11, 2021 2:11 AM

I can send you an MBA degree for $249.99.

by Anonymousreply 85November 11, 2021 2:19 AM

You’ve confirmed that your not very bright by posting your birth date here OP.

by Anonymousreply 86November 11, 2021 2:27 AM

OP, I was able to get into a Master's program, and my undergrad grades (from a LONG time ago) weren't so great. Before applying for the program, I took eight credits within the program as a non-degree status student. I earned an A in each course. For two of those courses, I had the same professor. When I applied to the Master's program, I asked that professor to write me a recommendation based on my work in those two courses. (I asked a former supervisor to write the second required recommendation.) In applying, I was hoping that my performance in those courses would be evidence of my ability to complete the rest of the program.

Also, only take courses that build your skills. Then, even if you don't get into the program, the courses won't have been a waste. You will have learned something new, and they'll look good on your resume.

by Anonymousreply 87November 11, 2021 2:28 AM

R86, or I don't care and I'm breaking the rules of an anonymous message board just because. We all get doxxed at some point.

Interesting, R87, what did you get your Master's in?

by Anonymousreply 88November 11, 2021 5:33 AM

R84 I would run on

the economy - crypto, basic income healthcare - basic healthcare for all Americans, better access to mental health care and telemedicine, federal legalization of marijuana, and make access to medicinal ketamine and other psychedelic medications easier immigration - reform immigration with 10+ rule - permanent residents receive automatic citizenship after 10+ years of holding permanent residency, retroactively to cover all current permanent residents who are eligible for automatic citizenship. And provide undocumented people with status of some kind. We do need to restrict immigration into the country as well though. And more

by Anonymousreply 89November 11, 2021 5:47 AM

Damn, the format went awol

by Anonymousreply 90November 11, 2021 5:47 AM

OP posted this, and the questions, and the answers to the questions. Even in my dimmest younger days, my ego knew when to stop. Turn left at LSA, OP. And don't come back until we ask you to, m'kay?

by Anonymousreply 91November 11, 2021 6:24 AM

OP, you must be dumb because your grades aren't up to par. B school is easy to get into.

I can probably apply now and get into some top B schools.

by Anonymousreply 92November 11, 2021 6:31 AM

Don't you have a criminal record?

by Anonymousreply 93November 11, 2021 9:45 PM

What happened with your GoFundMe campaigns OP?

I remember “Help My Detained Irish Fiance” and the “Help the Homeless of Hudson County” . Did I miss any?

by Anonymousreply 94November 11, 2021 9:59 PM

"Buy my ketamine for my urgently needed therapy!"

by Anonymousreply 95November 11, 2021 10:03 PM

No R91, I'm not going to stop. I will always speak the truth and watch the haters seethe.

R93, yes, I do have a minor criminal record. The worst thing I've ever been convicted of is trespassing. That conviction is nearly eligible for expungement, which I will be doing.

The Go Fund Me campaign for Terry got a $25.00 donation. The "Help the Homeless of Hudson County" Go Fund Me got 0 donations. Not surprising.

by Anonymousreply 96November 12, 2021 12:55 AM

No, they are not worthless, R7. You will see... online education is the future.

by Anonymousreply 97November 12, 2021 5:05 AM
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