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I'm running for Congress in 2030

I've decided to run for Congress in 2030. I'll be 42 – not too young, not too old – and still, decades younger than some of the old codgers in Congress at the moment. If everything goes according to plan, I'll have five degrees by then – 2 Bachelors, a JD, and an MD. Not that one needs degrees to run for Congress. But they help! – especially as a black man.

Thoughts? I'm pretty sure everything I've ever said or done will be examined within an inch of its life, but bring it on. I'm pretty sure I can do a better job of it than some of the doofuses currently running things.

God Bless America!

by Anonymousreply 30December 24, 2020 12:02 AM

Can you tell us something about which issues you intend to concentrate on? What do you hope to accomplish?

I'm always interested in politics, especially new blood.

by Anonymousreply 1December 23, 2020 9:59 PM

Hey R1. I would love to help pass universal basic income. If it isn't already instituted by then. Also, I will be big on housing as a human right/ending homelessness. I'm actually working on starting a non-profit that is focused on housing the homeless.

by Anonymousreply 2December 23, 2020 10:04 PM

Good Luck You better start deleting you social media right now and get off DL.

by Anonymousreply 3December 23, 2020 10:07 PM

Are you the Hoboken package thief, OP?

by Anonymousreply 4December 23, 2020 10:07 PM

2/10

by Anonymousreply 5December 23, 2020 10:08 PM

R4, no. See what I did there.

by Anonymousreply 6December 23, 2020 10:09 PM

R5, aww. So sad I don't have your approval. Oh well.

by Anonymousreply 7December 23, 2020 10:10 PM

Hi Elijah. How’s Terry?

by Anonymousreply 8December 23, 2020 10:13 PM

R8, he's ok, he lives in a hotel now. We're still friends/sometime lovers.

by Anonymousreply 9December 23, 2020 10:15 PM

That's wonderful news OP.

The next thing we will need you to do is to post your best pic so that we can analyse it and discuss next steps.

by Anonymousreply 10December 23, 2020 10:19 PM

So you ARE the dumbass package thief. Continued good luck with all your degrees and now your political career. Good choices

by Anonymousreply 11December 23, 2020 10:20 PM

Go for it OP! You get the DL vote!

by Anonymousreply 12December 23, 2020 10:21 PM

R10, I have to follow the rules and stay anonymous, unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 13December 23, 2020 10:22 PM

Well, R13 - you won't be able to do that if you want to run for the Senate.

So how is that going to work for you?

by Anonymousreply 14December 23, 2020 10:24 PM

[quote]If everything goes according to plan, I'll have five degrees by then – 2 Bachelors, a JD, and an MD.

That’s FOUR degrees. And it’s three too many. Bernie will be dead by 2030 and he’s never going to give you free tuition.

by Anonymousreply 15December 23, 2020 10:24 PM

Countdown to a GoFundMe campaign

by Anonymousreply 16December 23, 2020 10:25 PM

R14, sorry, I meant on the Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 17December 23, 2020 10:26 PM

We're not giving to that without seeing cock R16.

by Anonymousreply 18December 23, 2020 10:26 PM

R15, I didn't include my A.A. in Broadcasting.

I'm finishing my second Bachelors in Healthcare Management in February. Applying to law school for Fall 2021. Med School in 2023/24

by Anonymousreply 19December 23, 2020 10:27 PM

NOW a warning OP/R17?

by Anonymousreply 20December 23, 2020 10:27 PM

Haha R18

by Anonymousreply 21December 23, 2020 10:28 PM

So many questions R9

Is the engagement off?

How did Terry get out of being deported?

How’s your foot?

Do you still wear the medical boot?

by Anonymousreply 22December 23, 2020 10:28 PM

Since you won't have a record to run on OP you probably should volunteer for good causes.

by Anonymousreply 23December 23, 2020 10:30 PM

He has a record R23, but not one favorable when running for political office.

by Anonymousreply 24December 23, 2020 10:32 PM

Are you the guy from New Jersey who had an illegal alien Irish boyfriend in jail for grifting? And you want to go to med school even though you failed out of college or organic chemistry or something? I can't remember exactly the details but if that was you, this should be a pretty entertaining thread!

by Anonymousreply 25December 23, 2020 10:34 PM

OP Are you cut or uncut? Only cuts can run as a Republican. Democrats can go either way, crossing the aisle and all that.

by Anonymousreply 26December 23, 2020 10:35 PM

[quote] Countdown to a GoFundMe campaign

He had a GoFundMe for the jailed illegal alien boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 27December 23, 2020 10:36 PM

And a GoFundMe to start a Coronavirus Fund for Hudson County’s Homeless.

by Anonymousreply 28December 23, 2020 10:38 PM

DL destroyed OP last time. I doubt there will be mercy if he continues.

by Anonymousreply 29December 23, 2020 11:09 PM

I remember part one of that thread R29. For about 50 replies he had gained a lot of sympathy from DLers.. Then he was outed as having been arrested with his boyfriend for stealing packages, and that was the beginning of the end for him.

by Anonymousreply 30December 24, 2020 12:02 AM
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