The Hunt For Brian Laundrie

Continued from here.

Looking for a straight white guy with tardface

That's like looking for a needle in a haystack

Have they checked the local laudrette for Mr. Laundrie?

The dry cleaners ?

he will be found dead

Police will find him. He will be armed and shoot at police but police will not shoot at him. They will arrest him and take him to Burger King for lunch.

Have they been checking the houseboats?

I think he’s dead. I think he got scared and killed himself.

He waded into the swamp with a backpack full of raw chicken.

He ded.

Neighbors say they actually saw Brian with his family after he returned to Florida in early September.

Are there gators in that nature preserve?

I’m wondering if he to,d his family he dropped Gabby off somewhere and she gave him the van. I don’t know—camping after your son comes home and tells you he killed his girlfriend sounds like a bridge too far.

Perhaps he was taken by a small foreign faction.

R2 Well, aren't you a sweet racist asshole there?

He really needs to emerge on a random shooting spree to complete the third act of the miniseries.

R10, I happened to watch that "live". Mrs. Guthrie was loving being on television.

Where is the van now?

The parents might know where he is and are planning to help him get out of the country, so he can change his identity, and resuming his life somewhere else. The whole family is scum.

I can't imagine living in a boyfriend's house with his parents.

What if he didn't kill her, but saw who did, took off and went into hiding because the real killer is stalking him to finish the job! Maybe it was a law enforcement officer and he is afraid to go to the police! So he is hiding out, trying to get the evidence he needs to clear his name while a one armed man...wait...nevermind. It would be more exciting than psycho white trash offs girlfriend then himself.

R17, The police towed it away to look for evidence.

R17, Remember Alex Kelly, the hot CT rapist who fled to Europe with the help of his family while out on bail?

R18, I don't believe he killed her in cold blood. I believe there was an argument, she fell and hit her head and died and he panicked and left her there.

What about this piece of shit compels you to be so generous, R21?

I think he's a dead piece of shit, for the record. They're not finding him alive.

R18 = OJ Simpson

The reality is brutal, you can be sure. Seeing that young thing so distressed but full of life just weeks before her murder is very disturbing.

The creep who killed her needs to be dead, too.

Spare us more photos of Mr. Potato Head.

R21, the autopsy she died by strangulation, ligature strangulation. Which implies enough premeditation to get a ligature and put it in place, and enough will to kill to keep it in place for several minutes, until poor Gabby was dead. Stop making excuses for this murderer.

Now, as to the manhunt, is there any chance he has a car? The mustang his parents bought for him, a car belonging to his parents, a junker they bought for him with cash and which hasn't been registered in his name, a car borrowed from a friend who hasn't come forward, a car belonging to another person he murdered, etc? Because if he has a car he could be in the Yukon Territory or Oaxaca by now, if he has a boat he could be anchored offshore or fishing off a caribbean sandbar. But if he's on foot, he's got to be in Florida.

R21 I don't have a link, but somewhere in the last 4 threads ligature marks were noted, unless she woke up after hitting her head and someone else came along and strangled her.

Strangulation is an incredibly visceral way to kill someone, so impulse is implied, but not a given.

R24 pretty sure he is dead, as pointed out above, alligators. Doubtful he's traveling with a sawn of shotgun (tangent, watched a few episodes of some alligator hunting show years ago, when an Italian designer wanted to go out on the hunt, was quite entertaining) so he was most likely dinner.

R21, He strangled Gabby, is my bet. Just grabbed her little throat to shut her TF UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP?! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!

..........MOMMY!!

If he's hiding in a watery swamp he became a meal for a large snake or gator.

Sounds to me that he was someone who could not shut up, He killed her because she wanted out or because her extreme neediness and self-blame annoyed his grandiose self.

[quote] with a sawn of shotgun

Oh, fucking dear!

😂😂

Her death has been classified as a homicide, but the official autopsy report has not yet been released. We do not know that she was strangled, that’s just an internet rumor right now.

Is he DL Hot?

When the Tide goes out, they may Gain more information about his whereabouts. I hope they’re giving it their All and they’re being Xtra careful. Once he’s apprehended we can all Snuggle in and wait for updates.

This man is dead

Well, we'll have to find out why authorities have deemed it 'homicide'. Knife, guns, strangulation... what?

I think she cut her own throat and he buried the body and fled. He seems kinda Aspie.

He's not dead, because he never came home from that "camping trip".

Strangulation, R36, that's been confirmed. She didn't kill herself.

And he could be dead, but the alligators of Florida aren't very efficient, most of them have learned that bothering humans is a bad idea. I won't be happy until that murdering leech is proven dead!

I’m sure she was a total bitch

I'm sure *you're* a total bitch, R39.

I'm sure he was too, R39.

R38, When was strangulation confirmed?

[quote] Strangulation, [R36], that's been confirmed.

It absolutely has NOT been confirmed. JFC, and we wonder how rumors fly all over.

R39 better a bitch than a murderous-psychopathic- waste-of-sperm- troglodyte-piece-of-Floridian-trash.

Is anyone following up on the Big Foot angle?

Has anyone checked the cabins?

Why aren't they checking the cabins?

In the last thread someone linked to Brian's Pinterest page (below).

I’d call him Brianna too after looking at that girly shit. But… in his “bleak” subsection were these books: "Breakup Activity Book Zine" & "A Guide for Murdered Children"

There was also a guide for autistic people, to help them calm down because ordinary living stresses them out more than other people - like getting up, getting dressed, going to the bathroom, etc.

Weird shit!

Ok R34 - that was funny

Not everyone has the courage and ability to off themselves. He's scared and hiding and will ultimately be killed by police. That's my boring, pedestrian conclusion. If he's found and taken into custody, the media will rejoice and milk this shit for months to come. Until a Trump is indicted...

[quote] Strangulation is an incredibly visceral way to kill someone, so impulse is implied, but not a given.

But if you didn't have a gun or access to poison - how else would you plan to kill someone? I would think strangling, especially with a rope or something like that, would imply more planning than, say, a butcher knife or a hammer to the head.

He pings to high heaven.

R10 that's fucked up.

He left the Country

My gosh. This is the news for the TikTok generation.

The sad thing is, if he’s found alive and sent to prison, he’s going to get tons of fan girls sending him dirty panties.

Murderer.

From that van photos with the photo of her flip flops and cell phone on the ground, it looks like strangulation from behind.

Maybe the van doors were open and she was getting back in the van and he strangled her from behind. Her flip flops are the first to fall off, then the phone during a struggle.

Just my simple guess.

He's either dead, or off to Mexico. His parents helped him get away by suggesting the swamp. He will not be found there, or anywhere nearby.

The FBI-led group of LE will continue to search doggedly in the Carlton Reserve. Considering the size (25,000 acres) and terrain of the park, this could go on indefinitely. Dive teams joined the search earlier today.

Meanwhile, back at the Laundries' home...

R26, Where did you see an autopsy report or other confirmation of death by strangulation? Linky please!

His parents helped him escape long before Gabby was reported missing. This piece of shit is long gone, and his parents have provided nothing but distractions to law enforcement. Allegedly.

He's dead. It is close to impossible to travel without being detected these days, and it is close to impossible to survive outdoors in Florida this long, without being seen or heard. They will find his body out there and it will be over.

He’s got small dick face, so no loss.

R61, the only place I've seen that reported is here, by the reliable DL family.

R63 Agreed. Im sure he left on his own and his family assumes he’s off somewhere but he probably went somewhere to kill himself.

He doesn’t strike me as the type who would be capable of handling prison. He’s an arty hippie nerd who’s probably well aware of what he’s done and it’s consequences.

R66. So who is gonna inherit his buttplug collection.

Never mind…the FBI.

IF the parents know he killed himself they would say so now that the murder victim has been found.

Survival expert says most people are found dead within three days in the Florida wilderness if they have no supplies. Its brutal.

R68. They know exactly where he is, and it’s not in Hell.

I tend to agree r63. Unless he left the country under a fake passport, he would have been tracked. I can’t imagine fake passports are easy to come by, though. Any DL criminals who can weigh in?

R66, I don’t know about the art hippie type. Seems to me he was anti-government and libertarian. Or right wing.

His parents’ home is very close to the gulf. I’m thinking he’s in Mexico, with a pocketful of cash.

He doesn’t ping, he’s ugly as sin, and his family knows where he is.

How the hell would his parents still not say anything at all? And why on earth is law enforcement so hell bent on that preserve area - just because his trash parents said he might be there??

I wonder if his ass ever got a good fucking.

I’m thinking the odds are 50/50.

The parents are as monsterous as he is if they helped him escape

They aren't talking because their killer son is on the lam. Yeah, Mexico. And from there, who knows.

R31 Is the American English language nazi, and British English language seems to be their second language.

well r71 today most people cant even leave the house without a camera capturing them and the license plate of vehicle they pulled off in. There are cameras virtually everywhere now. And once you get in an airport forget it. Every step is recorded.

They've probably traced him until he went to the preserve where they will find his remains

Is it all possible he’s in Los Angeles?

R66 Well it looks like he was some sort of artist / graphic designer and the video I saw of them, he was doing his morning yoga and was barefoot in all the photos. I’m getting artsy hippie vibes from all of that.

R81 is looking for a tight ass tonight.

This guy had plenty of time to decide where to go and how to go there. He didn't panic run into a swamp. He had a long time to disguise himself before he bolted. Now it is possible the simplest solution is true. He went tot he swamp and slit his own throat. Maybe he had never told his parents about the murder.

John Walsh suggests Brian Laundrie’s family ‘bought him’ time to flee

R85 No doubt.

I suspect the mom has taken Laundrie in.

R87 Right, that joke has been made many times already

It's time to cast the movie.

Someone suggested Jacob Elordi very early on for Brian, which I think is a great choice. For Gabby, I'm liking Gigi Hadid. Beanie Feldstein as Brian's voluptuous sister.

R33 We'd need to see his cock to be sure.

I'm surprised more straight guys don't kill their annoying wives or girlfriends. Takes a lot of self-control.

R91, jealous prissy queen

I don’t blame the parents for helping their son.

They know how dangerous that reserve is. There’s no reason for him to go there other than to commit suicide or convince the police that he’s dead in a gator’s belly while he flees.

He’s in Los Angeles

Those who are saying he's in L.A., why do you say this?

Why did Gabby's family allow so much time to go by before reporting her missing?

They did not report her missing until September 11th after last communicating with her on August 25th.

[quote]I don’t blame the parents for helping their son.

Hi, Brian. Where the hell are you?

Well r97, its not like she was at home working a day job where her absence would be quickly noticed. If she only talked to her parents every few days it would take some time before they started to truly be worried.

The whole murder seems poorly executed. He could have gone to Denver and hopped a flight to some remote backwater like Turkmenistan, he could have driven to Mexico, He could hide in a wilderness nowhere near Wyoming or Florida. For some reason he drove back to Florida all but admitting that he killed her, then he goes and hides in an alligator infested swamp.

I don't think forward planning is one of Brian's strong suits.

R100, as R80 already said, airports aren't an option.

Here's my analysis.

1. Brian returned to his parents' home in Gabby's van, without Gabby, around September 3. My guess is that Brian told his parents what happened almost immediately upon his return.

2. Gabby's parents didn't report her missing until September 11. Why? Likely because they had been trying to communicate with her by phone, but of course she was already dead and Brian had her phone. Gabby's parents also tried to contact Brian, but he wasn't answering them. They probably finally contacted Brian's parents, who admitted that Gabby hadn't returned. Who knows what story Brian's family fed to Gabby's family.

3. This was a period of 8 days. Plenty of time for Brian to disappear with his family's help.

4. According to Brian's family, Brian drove off in his Mustang to the Carlton Reserve on September 14 to go "hiking." They claimed he never returned. Yet they went to pick up the car there within 24 hours and brought it back to their home. How did they know where it was parked? Also, no others except for Brian's own family claim to have seen Brian head to the Reserve. This is why so many people disbelieve Brian's parents' claim that he ever went to the Reserve in the first place. More likely, one of Brian's family members drove the car to the reserve and the family retrieved it later as part of their contrived narrative (falsely reported) to law enforcement.

4. This was a total of at least 11 days from when Brian returned up until LE made contact with the Laundrie family. This was *plenty* of time for Brian to disappear almost anywhere.

5. At least one of the Laundries' neighbors claim to have seen the Laundrie family, including Brian, go on a 3-day "camping trip" during this time period. Did Brian ever return? Or, more likely, did his parents take him somewhere? Assuming they drove for 1.5 days each way, they could've taken him almost anywhere.

My guess is that Brian is nowhere near Florida anymore. He could've taken a boat on the Gulf Coast and headed anywhere. Or he could've crossed over to Mexico. Or he could be with anyone or hiding anywhere by now. But I truly believe he's alive because people have reported online "footprints" (signing on to Spotify with Gabby's account, etc), and I believe that he's too much of a coward to commit suicide.

And I truly think that Brian's family have led LE on a wild goose chase of massive proportions.

Haul the parents in for questioning.

The FBI has already questioned the parents at their home.

Brian is, still, a "person of interest.," not a suspect. If authorities charge Brian in Gabby's death, that would make him a fugitive, and anybody who may be helping him evade authorities would then be committing a crime themselves. But without a charge, Brian is free to run, and other people, in theory, can legally help him hide.

As unfortunate as it is, blaming the police for not predicting this outcome is wrong. Hauling youth in and charging them for assault for every small infraction, drunken or mental outburst, or escalating a skirmish into criminal charges would leave a black mark on those just starting out in life. It would also overwhelm an already clogged court system. Thank God they didn’t have body cameras when I was in my 20’s!

This would haunt people the rest of their lives and show up on their record and limit housing, employment, as well as personal relationships- later on in life, influencing decisions even decades later. It could sway a judge’s decision of custody, be the reason they lose their lease or fall into homelessness.

Do you know how many true crime shows (not stuff like NCIS) where they pull in random people for questioning based on "last known person to see" the missing individual? Not the dead person, the MISSING person. This guy already had WAY more against him besides that...driving home HER vehicle and lawyering up as soon as he came back to town.

Even if he ended up saying he wasn't going to answer questions, they NEVER even bothered. I'd say that's pretty shitty detective work. There is the chance he might have broken down. And they could have warned him not to leave town.

It just seems like piss poor police work, honestly.

[quote] Then the FBI must not be very serious or they're seriously fucking up the case. Which is pretty much the usual for the fbi

You don't interrogate someone in their living room. You bring them in and record the whole thing (with a real camera, not a cameraphone).

R108, a lot of local police departments, especially in low-tax states like Florida, don't have the best training. The FBI came in and took over when it was clear that the locals couldn't handle it.

[quote]Thank God they didn’t have body cameras when I was in my 20’s!

Why? Your body is that bad?

I'm angry about the police work locally, but the truth is, it extends beyond the FL police...it extends to the traffic stop way back in which the officers weren't appropriately updated that the source reported the female in the report was being assaulted, not him. They focused on HIM as the victim citing scratches on his body that could have been from her DEFENDING HERSELF. She seemed really emotional and he seemed really calm. Didn't that seem odd to them at all??!!

By the time he got back to FL, she was long dead. The autopsy will bear that out.

[quote]the autopsy she died by strangulation

We don't know if it did or didn't. r32 is right, this is just internet speculation from a guy who doesn't seem to have any connection to the case.

Maybe she hung herself and he cut her down and freaked out- thinking his prints are all over the scene. I would. I love how all you bitches are jumping to conclusions with so many missing pieces. Not saying I’m right, but there’s too much that hasn’t been revealed yet.

r114 Occam's Razor. She wasn't found under a hangable tree - how would she have gotten up there without a stool? Please, bitch.

You're just throwing shit out there now. Shit that makes no sense. If she was going to off herself, she probably would have jumped from a cliff.

[quote]At least one of the Laundries' neighbors claim to have seen the Laundrie family, including Brian, go on a 3-day "camping trip" during this time period. Did Brian ever return? Or, more likely, did his parents take him somewhere? Assuming they drove for 1.5 days each way, they could've taken him almost anywhere.

I've been thinking the same thing, but it all hinges on whether the North Port police really saw him on the 12th when they went to get the van or not. Someone reported that they had seen him, however, I haven't seen the claim repeated in any other news articles, so I'm thinking it was a mistake or poor wording. The Sun quotes the police as saying the parents wouldn't make Brian available to talk, so maybe they didn't see him at all and parents just said he was there, when he wasn't.

Enough already.

r116 i'm absolutely sure that this shitty man-child came back to his parents. If he hadn't, why wouldn't they just come out and say they had had no contact with him and hoped he was okay?? Also reports that he came back and got a lawyer immediately.

So, nope on that. He came back. So the sighting is a non-issue. He was back in town and he lawyered-up.

Oh, I'm sure he returned initially, r118, I meant I wasn't sure he returned after he and his parents went on a 3-day camping trip. If he didn't come back from the camping trip (i.e. the camping trip was really a "get Brian out of the country" trip) he might not have been there on the 12th when the police took Gabby's van.

Gotcha, r119. That "camping trip" was a bunch of bs, as was their assertion he went hiking at that preserve. They need to spend some time in a Fed lock-up for their lies and obvious obstruction of justice.

I also have an inkling the autopsy reports she was pregnant.

R114, what HAS been revealed is the coroner's conclusion that she was killed by another person.

Yes Gigi Hadid has the same eyes/look

Can't believe the lengths people will go to defend a guy that almost positively killed his significant other. It's crazy to see.

This is DL, R124. The man is always innocent, and if he's guilty, it's the woman's fault.

r121 my post disappeared from my post-line but i will bet money she is/was pregnant.

R117 So why are you here?

The Laundries neighbors in FL saw him out and about with his parents after Sept 1st, when he returned: out riding bikes with his mother, working on the camper in the driveway. So he was there for a time. He supposedly left on the 3-day trip with his parents a week later, but wasn't seen after their return home. It's fair to speculate perhaps they drove him someplace during that trip, and dropped him off.

Dear Brian Laundrie:

[R103], thanks for taking the time to break down your theory. One thing that screams 'complete idiot' is signing on to social media if you're trying to disappear. Why is it necessary to sign on to social media? It reminds me of the female lead character in John Grisham's 'The Pelican Brief' who disappeared, but was later found by Grisham's macho male lead character du moment. The female character was amazed he was able to trace her. He told her simply by following her credit card receipts.

This case has echoes of Scott and Lacey Peterson.

[quote] The man is always innocent, and if he's guilty, it's the woman's fault.

Oh yeah, the question is, what did she do to make him do it? In movies it's usually because she laughs at him.

[quote] R31 Is the American English language nazi, and British English language seems to be their second language.

So you’re just going to double-down on stupidity, huh?

You tell me anywhere in the world where a “sawn OF [sic] shotgun” is the appropriate term.

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

What is the link to his OnlyFans?

What happened to the fat sister?

Day 5 of the search in Florida. This is going to take a while. It's like wrecking the house to find your house keys when your spouse took them with him to the office "accidentally."

^^Bruce, is that you?

Look, I already apologized for telling you I didn’t have them. Get over it.

A lot of money is being spent on this wild goose chase, which the state of Florida cannot afford.

He's dead in the desert. He knew the jig was up. Calling Dateline....

[quote] The Laundries did leave this morning in the red truck.They returned home with the Mustang. And then left again in the truck.

[quote]We are working on a special report tonight on @NewsNationNow dedicated to the Gabby Petito case/search for Brian Laundrie airing at 9pmET. Experts answering your questions. DM me your questions ON VIDEO. Selfies of you asking questions. And we will get them on tonight!

The parents aren't acting like their son is missing, and they aren't acting like they think he's dead, so I've got to assume they helped him get to wherever he is right now. I'd love to know why the FBI seems to think he really is in the Reserve.

I was not convinced that this sighting of him in Toronto was legit, but the TikTokers on the case pointed out that the shirt looks like a Beetlejuice snake design which Brian had on his IG.

Looks like all of the 'experience' gleaned from the Elisa Lam case is being put to good use, at this point it seems that websleuths are going to find his ass faster than the F.B.I.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

[quote] and a black Ford 150 believed to be an vehicle

The Fail needs to spring for an editor.

I wonder if a gator in the "reserve" mistook him for lunch...?

[quote]A lot of money is being spent on this wild goose chase, which the state of Florida cannot afford.

Nah, they're rolling in it thanks to De Santis' dedication to keeping masks off, needles out of arms, and schools and businesses open at full capacity!

[quote][italic]"The Moab City Police Department has clear standards for officer conduct during a possible domestic dispute and our officers are trained to follow those standards and protocol," the city said. "At this time, the City of Moab is unaware of any breach of Police Department policy during this incident. However, the City will conduct a formal investigation and, based on the results, will take any next steps that may be appropriate."[/italic]

[quote]The investigation stems from police interactions with Petito, 22, and Laundrie, 23, on August 12 in the midst of their #VanLife road trip to parks in the American West. In Moab, a bystander called 911 to report a possible domestic dispute involving the couple and their white van, and the ensuing police interaction was captured by police body-camera footage and a police report.

[quote]The dispute, as well as an incident at a Wyoming restaurant, illuminates the growing stresses and tensions in their relationship even as they documented a sunnier version of their journey on social media.

Restaurant incident mentioned at R148:

[quote]Nina Angelo told CNN on Wednesday that she and her boyfriend, Matt England, saw a "commotion" as Petito and Laundrie were leaving The Merry Piglets Tex-Mex restaurant on August 27.

[quote]Angelo said Petito was in tears and Laundrie was visibly angry, going into and out of the restaurant several times, continuing to show anger toward the staff around the hostess stand.

[quote]The couples' waitress was also visibly shaken by the incident, according to Angelo, who told CNN she did not see any violence or physical altercation between Petito and Laundrie.

[quote]A manager at The Merry Piglets told CNN that she did see "an incident" at the restaurant and called the FBI on Wednesday. The manager declined to give CNN her name or describe what happened and said the restaurant did not have surveillance video of the incident.

[quote]When asked by CNN whether they had received a tip about Petito and Laundrie's presence at The Merry Piglets, an FBI spokesperson responded, "To protect privacy, we do not comment on contacts that FBI has or has not had with any individuals."

This guy is seen fighting with his girlfriend multiple times in public, including at least one incident that involved the police, then he murders her and thinks he can just ignore it and it'll go away?

How can the FBI not find this guy? He's dumb as hell.

R121 / R126 : Please don't tell me you fell for that "There's a sonogram on the side of the road near the van!" nonsense.

I am particularly upset with his parents who need to be grilled with questions....at this point it looks like aiding and abetting murder.

In Canada?

I bet he's hiding out in the gaybourhood.

R152, would you like them to be tortured until they give answers?

I’m always amazed on this board, comprised mostly of liberal mindsets, encourage the stripping of fundamental rights, such as not being forced to talk to authorities for any reason.

I sure hope no one thinks you’re guilty of something one day and everyone is yelling “Lock him up! Force him to talk! Lack of evidence be damned.”

How difficult would it be for him to take a boat to Cuba?

No extradition.

But … it IS a police state. So there’s that.

[quote]this board, comprised mostly of liberal mindsets

It's not. Nearly every thread on here has a pretty significant segment of people who talk about taking basic human rights away from various groups. DLers frequently fill up threads talking about their fantasy world where no one would be allowed to breed without their permission, where women wouldn't be allowed to work, where immigrants and homeless would be jailed for life because they're an inconvenience, where only the right kind of people would get due process.

That said, R152 didn't say anything about torturing the parents to obtain evidence, nor did they say they should be FORCED to answer questions.

R154 Stop being hysterical.

Amateurs, all of them.

Is he dead yet?

It does seem Iike a waste of taxpayer money to continue searching that swamp/nature area. Wouldn’t he be dead by now? I could be mistaken but I think he escaped.

I sure hope the FBI thought to check the hamper when they searched the house.

According to Merry Piglets, Gabby was still alive on August 27.

How man public fights did these two have?? Did they just drive, then argue, from place to place, like a Magical Mystery Altercation tour?

[quote]Laundries are back. Didn’t answer any of my questions.

Zaddy pic at R148!

DAMN!!!

R164 How the fuck can they just not even respond in any way. You think if they thought their kid was innocent, they'd be panicking, asking for everyone's help, taking part in the search, etc. But, no, they're just going to run errands, chillin out, etc.

[quote]“I was probably more candid with her than I should've been,” Hulls recalls, warning Petito that her and Laundrie’s relationship had the markings of a “toxic” one.

[quote]“I was imploring with her to reevaluate the relationship, asking her if she was happy in the relationship with him, and basically saying this was an opportunity for her to find another path, to make a change in her life,” she said.

[quote]“She had a lot of anxiety about being away from him, I honestly thought if anything was going to change it would be after they got home to Florida.” In the end, Petito stayed with Laundrie.

[quote]“This wasn't a good day for anybody. We thought we were making the right decision when we left them.”

[quote]And on Sunday, when she heard the news that the FBI recovered a body in Wyoming “consistent with the description of Gabby Petito,” the law enforcement ranger of 17 years tilted her head back and let out a sigh of someone all too familiar with a body recovery effort.

[quote]“I honestly haven’t looked at my body camera footage for that night. It’s hard to think about now because I feel like I could've said more to help her,” she said. “It’s hard not to second-guess myself, and wish I said more, or wish I had found the right words to make her believe that she deserved more.”

[quote]BREAKING: The U.S. District Court of Wyoming issued a federal arrest warrant for Brian Christopher Laundrie pursuant to a Federal Grand Jury indictment related to Mr. Laundrie’s activities following the death of Gabrielle Petito.

I want to choke on his hairy cock.

r169

Obviously the parents don’t think he’s innocent. They have nothing to gain and a lot to lose by talking to anyone.

[quote]On September 22, 2021, the U.S. District Court of Wyoming issued a federal arrest warrant for Brian Christopher Laundrie pursuant to a Federal Grand Jury indictment related to Mr. Laundrie’s activities following the death of Gabrielle Petito.

[quote]The FBI says Laundrie is wanted for "use of unauthorized access device" related to his activities following the death of Gabby Petito.

People talk about certain countries having no extradition but I think they would make an exception for a famous murderer. The Cuban police probably don't want a confirmed killer walking their streets.

[quote]Looks like all of the 'experience' gleaned from the Elisa Lam case is being put to good use, at this point it seems that websleuths are going to find his ass faster than the F.B.I.

The web sleuths did not find Elisa Lam.

Good. An arrest warrant. Now he's a fugitive and anyone caught helping him from here on out (looking especially at you, Mom and Pop Laundrie) will be charged with aiding and abetting.

Again, here's the murderer's mug; it should be plastered on every billboard and on the back of every milk carton in the country until he's caught.

I thought he was dead?

Is it common to charge parents with aiding and abetting for protecting their child? I don’t think so.

He used her debit card

[quote]From on or about August 30, 2021, through and including on or about September 1, 2021, in the District of Wyoming and elsewhere, the Defendant, BRIAN CHRISTOPHER LAUNDRIE, knowingly and with intent to defraud, used one or more unauthorized access devices, namely Capitol One Bank debit card ending in 8774 and a personal identification number for Capital One Bank accounts ending in 0525 and 8665, and by such conduct obtained things of value aggregating to $1,000 or more during that period, which affected interstate commerce.

Hard-core tardface

[quote] I sure hope the FBI thought to check the hamper when they searched the house.

Shit!

I guess there’s no official date of death yet, according to the coroner, but have the sleuths surmised what date he actually killed her? We know it was the 27th of August or after.

He looks like a taller, skinny (yet still ultra douchey--spelling??) cousin of Joe Rogan.

R177 yes the arrest and conviction of Mr. Laundrie is of global importance, now. 🙄

Too bad Merry Piglets doesn't have security cameras. Gabby's last post to IG was August 25, which some people believe wasn't actually authored by her. The staff of Merry Piglets claim they saw Gabby and Brian in the restaurant on August 27. Could they have the date mistaken by two days? If the couple paid by credit or debit card instead of cash, there should be a record to verify the date.

Could someone please explain to R185 the difference between national and global? 🙄

As much as I hate Rogan, I have to say that this guy is uglier. He doesn't have a single good angle. Probably why he covered half his face in hair.

Laundrie's parents traveled to Orlando earlier today to meet with their attorney. They're really going to need his services now.

5th day of search for Brian in Carlton Reserve has come to a close.

Another point to note: The Laundrie family claims that Brian headed into the Reserve on September 14; [italic] however, [/italic] they didn't report him missing to the authorities until Friday, September 17, thus buying Brian an extra 3 days.

I remember a famous case from years ago, a horrific serial killer killed a bunch of women, but Canada wouldn't extradite him to the US because it was against Canadian law to extradite anyone to a country where they'd face the death penalty.

And here someone who looks a lot like Laundrie turns up in a country with no death penalty and perhaps no extradition for death penalty crimes, after he allegedly committed at least one premeditated murder, in a state where the death penalty is on the books. Holy shit the Laundrie parents have a lot to answer for, betcha they plotted to give him time and a car that he didn't own, legal advice about where to go, money to live on, etc. He murdered a girl they KNEW, someone who'd lived with them for a year or two, and here they are helping her murderer get away with it.

Here's an old article saying that Canada won't extradite anyone who faces the death penalty, but I'm not going to have time to keep digging about the current extradition policies of our great neighbor to the north.

So yeah, my guess is that Landrie's parents got him some good legal advice and the time and money to make it to the border, and he's alive and unrepentant and is going to spend the rest of his worthless life creating expensive legal nightmares for others.

I agree with the other commenters opining that's it's pretty obvious the parents not only planned Brian's get away, they also misdirected law enforcement so their son would have a significant headstart. May those two despicable people (the parents, obviously) become engulfed by all the misery and pain they deserve. Scum.

"but I'm not going to have time to keep digging about the current extradition policies"

But, R191 we were counting on you

r190 Charles Ng

Seriously, R192–You want them to turn on their child?

I think in the past, the US has had to verify that they would not pursue the death penalty to get some of these fugitive extradited.

Life in prison is good enough, so Canada please send him back!

R195 - Are you for real? If their son is innocent, and they know that or even if they don't know for sure, they should have lawyered him up and kept him around to participate in the investigative process.. If they know he's guilty of murdering his girlfriend, then absolutely they should have done the right thing. You must be one of those people who believes in the "blood is thicker than water/family is everything" bullshit. They're scum.

I think 9 out of 10 parents would protect their child even if they are accused of murder.

Yes, R195, we want the Laundriers to realize they've created a monster who's killed 1-3 women, turn him in, and spend the rest of their lives repenting their actions in both helping him escape and bringing him up, questioning where the hell they went wrong in raising their son, and making some sort of restitution to society at large. Like helping people escape from abusive relationship before they get killed.

As it is, he's already ruined their reputations and left them to face serious criminal charges, and if I'm right and he's alive, he's going to spend the rest of his life bleeding them dry, demanding endless money from them, because he either needs money to live on the lam or he needs someone to pay his lawyers. Turning him in is not only the right thing to do, it's the only way they can save themselves from utter ruin at his hands.

Well look at what happened to Jordan van der Sloot. His parents definitely helped cover up Natalee Holloway’s murder, they sent him out of Aruba and he ended up murdering another girl in Peru and is doing life in one of the worst prisons in the world.

There’s a reason why they lock up murderers, because they are a danger and threat to society.

He’ll kill again.

And now that all this information is coming, I don’t believe he killed himself. His parents definitely sent him off somewhere.

They deserve to be charged and arrested too.

It’ll be tough to find him. Whitey Bulger was in Santa Monica for 11 years and he was at the top of the Most Wanted that whole time.

"SALT LAKE CITY, Utah -- A Utah county sheriff said Friday detectives have determined there is no connection between the disappearance of a Florida woman who went missing during a cross-country trip with her boyfriend and a still-unsolved slaying of two women who were fatally shot."

[quote]I think 9 out of 10 parents would protect their child even if they are accused of murder.

Remember this guy?

R186: It wasn't just the staff. A couple seated near Gabby & Brian also said it was Aug 27th, between 1-2 pm.

For those trying to keep track of where this fits in timeline:

Aug 27th, 6:00 pm: Gabby's van was seen parked in the Spread Creek Camping Area (about 40 miles north of Merry Piglet) by the Bethune family, in the now famous Go-Pro video with flip-flops by the back door.

Aug 27th, time unknown: Gabby's mom received a text message in which Gabby (or "Gabby") very uncharacteristically refers to her Grandpa by his first name. ("Can you help Stan, I just keep getting his voicemails and missed calls." )

Aug 29th, 5:45 pm : Brian (allegedly) picked up while hitch-hiking by Miranda Baker & her boyfriend. Offers $200 for ride to Jackson, says been camping alone for three days (although he's very clean) while fiancee works on their website at their van. He insists being dropped off 25 minutes later.

Aug 30th, time unknown: Gabby's mom receives a text from Gabby's phone which read: “No service in Yosemite.”

[quote] You don't interrogate someone in their living room. You bring them in and record the whole thing (with a real camera, not a cameraphone).

Chris Watts got interrogated in his living room. The body language was crazy. He looked completely distressed, like the walls were closing in on him.

Mexico seems the most likely refuge. Canada seems like a stretch.

r202 Bulger stashed away millions of dollars and he had a long time to prepare. He also had the advantage of being a lifelong professional criminal. I think setting up a new identity on the other side of the country would actually be pretty difficult.

R152 here. I feel somewhat vindicated.

[quote]The Boohoff Law Firm is offering a $20,000 reward to "the first person to supply information leading directly to the exact whereabouts" of Laundrie.

[quote]"A reward will be paid once the investigating law enforcement agency supplies Boohoff Law written verification that a tip helped lead to locating Brian Laundrie," the law firm said in a press release, adding that the reward cannot be split.

[quote]“If they made misleading statements or lied to officers,” Camereno, “obviously that’s a crime in Florida and they’re not protected from that.”

[quote]Camareno says there’s a federal statute that does not consider a parental relationship if someone helps conceal a crime.

[quote]“Where you’re aware of a crime and you do your best to cover it up, or you don’t report it. That could be a federal crime in and of itself,” Camareno said.

R209. I said something similar.

They’re clearly accessories. When the autopsy, van contents, various camera timestamps, etc. reveal more detail, their asses will be charged.

I really hope that skinny bastard is caught. He’d be popular in prison.

Oh why am I attracted to unstable lost puppy dogs like him?

R213 They’re grateful for the attention and easily fuckable.

From the article at R211:

[quote]Florida law does not allow parents to be charged as accessories after the fact in a third degree felony in crimes involving their children

A note about this: Laundrie is currently charged with a third degree felony for using Gabby’s debit cards, murder is not a third degree felony, if Brian is charged with murder his parents could be charged with being accessories after the fact.

Relevant quote from Reddit:

[quote]If Gabby's death is deemed an unlawful killing, Florida will not be prosecuting it. No essential component of the crime took place there. If Gabby's death is deemed an unlawful killing, and that took place on federal land -- federal government has exclusive jurisdiction. If there was going to be an accessory charge (emphasize "IF") it is most likely that federal government would bring it.

^^^ excellent point.

[quote] Mexico seems the most likely refuge. Canada seems like a stretch.

He'd stick out like a sore thumb in most of Mexico.

Canada seems more likely - less populated if he gets away from Toronto.

[quote]He'd stick out like a sore thumb in most of Mexico.

Clearly you haven't been to Mexico.

Wouldn't his parents be more cooperative if they DIDN'T know where he is?

He farther than Mexico. South America, the Middle East.

^^^If he entered Canada w/a passport, the Feds would know, and tell would the locals to cut off the swamp search.

And there are tons of expats in Mexico, or (less likely) with some slight disguise, hang in the touristy areas.

SHRIEEEEEKKKKKKK

Kamala Harris is guesting in studio tomorrow on "The View".

After a couple of softball questions on the border crisis, I guarantee she'll be asked about this case and the "lost white woman syndrome".

He’d have to have left the country on a fake passport. I can’t imagine they’re hard to come by. Or he drove to Mexico. Either way, he’d need a passport.

[quote] The man is always innocent, and if he's guilty, it's the woman's fault.

That’s not true. He’s only innocent if he’s hot.

His parents sent the search into the swamp so my wild guess about his location is — wait for it — anywhere but there. Which leaves what? Tramping around Mexico seems easier to do than reaching and entering Canada undetected. He’d never stick out in any of the urban homeless encampments I’ve seen on the west coast, especially if he really does “hear voices,” and the family’s three-day camping trip looked like they cached stuff somewhere for him. So does he have a tent and good shoes now? Food? Money?

What’s the evidence that he killed her? Maybe somebody else killed both of them.

R227 IQ sub 80

[quote]So yeah, my guess is that Landrie's parents got him some good legal advice and the time and money to make it to the border, and he's alive and unrepentant and is going to spend the rest of his worthless life creating expensive legal nightmares for others.

Im still doubtful he made it out of the U.S. Like I was saying before, it is incredibly difficult to travel such a distance without leaving any evidence or being seen on multiple cameras. Yeah you might get to the border but you will be detected by someone or something before you make there.

Also law enforcement would have better leads by now, 4-5 days later, if he indeed made it to a border. The fact they they are still searching in the preserve tells me they don't have very many good leads yet. Im surprised this didn't turn out to be anything.

At some point, it seems that law enforcement could get a warrant for the cell phone records of Brian and his parents. They could see where they were over those 3 days. Perhaps Brian didn't take his, but I'd bet one of the 3 family members had a cell phone with them on this 3-day "camping trip." I wonder if law enforcement just can't get those records yet?

If you see this man...

^^^Burner phones would have been a good move.

Would make sense If they were smart, but their actions demonstrate they’re not.

r212 is one of those scumbags who condones prison rape.

R212 here. Absolutely not…I think he’d enjoy buttsex big time.

r212 You want him to get raped. Don't try to walk it back. Own being a terrible piece of shit human being.

[quote]Oh why am I attracted to unstable lost puppy dogs like him?

Because you're sick in the head,

Brian looks hottest with the stubble.

Have the Laudries folded yet?

R238 Not even close, apparently

R203, I understand that you are having trouble grasping this concept, but I will try to explain it again, as simply as possible: SOMETIMES. COPS. LIE.

Jesus Christ, do you really think that if they DID believe the two cases were connected, they would reveal that? That they would want Laundrie to see such a statement, and think, "Gee, now I'm not wanted for one, but THREE murders!" They are trying to catch this guy with as little resistance and violence as possible. Of course they're saying the cases are unrelated... for now.

Maybe it was like the show Ozark *SPOILER* where the wife rolled down the hill and died and the husband just left like nothing happened.

He must have murdered her on the 27th after their public altercation. The dashcam footage from later that day is even creepier now.

Maybe he’s wearing a mask.

Another neighbor says she saw Brian and the parents go out for a walk after he returned on the 1st.

The Laundries and going to have to move.

Have the authorities asked every large gator and Burmese python in the swamp what they had for lunch?

Team Gator.

Court Docket for Brian Laundrie

[quote]The entire docket is tracked here. From warrant to affidavit and any future orders. On there now are two things of note. Motion for order of Detainment and Motion to unseal which was approved Yesterday 9/23/21. Pretty interesting read. Some repeats but will be a central location to track court docs.

[quote]"He is out in the wilderness, I promise you," Davis, 21, tells PEOPLE, noting this is not the first time he's lived in the wild on his own.

[quote]"He's out there. He is," Davis insists. "If he's alive, he's out there, camping out ... He lived in the Appalachians by himself for months."

[...]

[quote]Davis tells PEOPLE she has been talking to police and FBI agents, telling them everything she knows about Laundrie. She suspects he is on the run, in the swamps, and not holed up with someone who might be harboring him.

[quote]"He does not have friends," Davis said. "He reads books."

[...]

[quote]When he vanished, sparking a massive manhunt utilizing drones, divers, and search dogs, Davis says she was nervous that Laundrie would show up at her house.

[quote]"He knows where I live," Davis explains. "When he first went missing, there was a small percentage of me that was like, he definitely knows where I live. And he does not like me."

R51 Your gaydar is broken. Please have it put in the shop for repair.

Why the hell was she engaged to a jerk like him, and what does that say about her?

I learned a new word today: Failson!

Failson. White, middle-class, male, useless people—who have just enough family context to not be crushed by poverty.

I like Gabby’s friend.

Seriously...no updates?? Not about the manner of death or about his whereabouts?

I saw John Walsh on tv (youtube clip, can't remember the show) - he was advising Brian, if he's watching, to kill himself and spare Gabby's parents the torture of a trial and having to see autopsy photos and such. He's had a dozen good leads out of a couple hundred (?) - he has a show on the ID channel and did an episode on this case. He has two theories now - one is that Brian is repeating a campout in the Appalachians (which he once did for 3 months) or (2) a boat to the Virgin Islands or Bahamas?

He thinks the camper in the driveway was put on that truck, and the creepy parents took Brian somewhere (maybe to Gulf of Mexico to get on a boat) - they left the day Gabby was reported missing. He could have sailed to Mexico and just fit in among the expats - or the Caribbean.

Here's on the several John Walsh clips -- he's also convinced the parents and the lawyer know exactly what happened and helped Brian with an escape plan

John Walsh is ON IT! I saw a very long clip of him on Anderson Cooper earlier this week and if anyone is going to track this guy down, John Walsh is going to be a part of it. He's MAD AS HELL AND NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

[quote]Why the hell was she engaged to a jerk like him, and what does that say about her?

That she had self esteem issues?

It's not brain surgery.

He's on Ashley Banfield's show starting at minute 8

It makes sense for him to go to Mexico or somewhere else south of the border. It's the least traceable and easiest/closest to get to. On the other hand, Canada has the extradition rules in place, so that would be ideal.

All signs point to this family is one of those businesses that don't report their cash earnings so they had a lot of cash on hand and gave him a HUGE running start with burner phones, cash, possibly fake ID.

I kind of think John W. can really help us with this case. He is narrowed down on it.

Sorry, is this a repeat...but had he had any visits to another country at any point in time?I would think that might be the first place he'd go.

According to Dr Brent Blue, the corner (elected position) for Teton County, Wyoming, Gabby Petito's final autopsy results will be ready in 2 to 3 weeks.

Aside: Dr Blue seems to be a controversial figure in the area. This is an article from July 2020.

R258, The question was rhetorical, sweetie.

A lot of these types of abusers are initially very charming and put the girl on pedestal. As soon as they get their hooks into her, the mask comes off and monster emerges . It’s so terrifying .

Tell me about it, R264.

Somebody called police yesterday and reported that they heard shots fired in the vicinity of the Laundrie. Several LE vehicles responded and questioned Brian's parents, but nothing was found.

Brian Entin interviewed by Ashleigh Banfield

Gabby Petito's memorial tomorrow, open to the public.

Meanwhile, Day 7 of the search for Brian Laundrie in the Carlton Reserve is underway.

This is such a waste of resources. It's already hit over a million dollars and climbing rapidly. They should call it off. Or get search and rescue volunteers out to do the job. He'll come out or get flushed out one way or another. Or if animals, gators or those lovely swamp snakes got him, then he is no longer an issue. If this was a serial killer on the loose that would be one thing. He may or may have not killed this woman (looks like he did but that isn't proof).He's a guy (supposedly) hiding out in one of the most inhospitable areas of the South you can imagine, if he's even there. If he has access to the news he knows where they are looking and he's most likely somewhere else entirely. Likely he's relaxing in a nice little Winnebago in the local RV park getting his Netflix on.

R270, I get what you’re saying—it’s frustrating that law enforcement may be in as much in the dark as we are re Laundrie’s whereabouts, but this guy killed a woman. I’ve always felt that murderers should be pursued no matter what the cost. I am sure LE is sure he did it. They may be holding back with charging him for some reason unknown to us—maybe they think no charges might lure him out. It’s frustrating that this has gone on for seemingly weeks.

Who actually thinks he’s in that swamp?

Not me, R272. I’m surprised law enforcement is spending so much time/money/resources there. He’s dumb, I’m sure, but somehow doubt he’s THAT dumb.

Update to R205 :

Another driver picked up Brian on Aug 29th shortly after Melissa Baker & her boyfriend dropped him off. He asked for a ride to the Spread Creek camping area and fed her the same story that he'd told Baker. The woman said he was very polite and acted normally until they arrived at the entrance of the camping area.

When she offered to drive him directly to his van/campsite, he kinda freaked out and practically jumped out of her truck while it was still moving, insisting that he would walk the rest of the way. That was about 6:30 pm.

Who are these crazy bitches picking up a solo male hitchhiker? Too young to remember Ted Bundy? Too stupid to know when something is a BAD idea? Drive on by.

Hi! *waves them down*, dumb bitch pulls over: "My arm is in a cast. My car is dead. I look harmless. Check out my man bun." "I wear sensitive looking flip flops" Blah, blah, blah. Insert ploy here. AND THE DUMB CUNTS DRIVE HIM! This is right up there on the hell to the fucking NO list of hopping in the lap of strangers offering candy. What the ever-loving fuck? Who is teaching, or rather not teaching, basic safety? I am gay as fuck, most certainly not a frau, but this is insane.

His parents had time to drive to the Mississippi coast with the cash from their business, buy him a boat, some fishing tackle, a desalinization water treatment machine, and a burner phone, and tell him to get out into international waters and stay there. Or they could have bought him a junker car and backpacking stuff with cash and told him to head for the Appalalchian trail, or the Canadian border since Canada won't extradite murderers if they face the death penalty. With the time they had and a bit of cash flow, could have bought him a fake ID or passport, burner phones, wigs, hair dye, fake glasses, new clothes, anything but plastic surgery.

THe odds are that he will be found in time, because the odds of his being killed in the woods and swamps aren't as good as I'd like. But he can't live in the wild forever, and when he comes out, we live in the world where money is electronic, IDs are required for most things, and everything is photographed. And he isn't bright or stable enough to hide for long.

The Peter Pan Syndrome Millennial dudes are protecting him with their international network of brahs. They are at war with women who want them to cut off their manbuns, get off the scooters and be responsible husbands and fathers before her eggs dry-up.

r275 has issues

He looks like such a beta…kind of surprising this all went down like it did.

Maybe she said /did something to threaten his “masculinity.”

The fat sister knows where he is.

CNN reported this morning that his parents had what appeared to be two weeks worth of groceries delivered to their house.

End of the search for Brian Laundrie in the the Carlton Reserve: Day 7

People begin showing up for Gabby Petito's memorial

The groceries could have been for their shut-in, media avoiding plans, unless the delivery was around the time of B’s disappearance.

Groceries could be for the parents. Two weeks isn't a crazy amount. I shop for about one week at a time.

I really don't think he's going to return to his parents' house. No way. Unless he wants to turn himself in right after that.

Is Dog the Bounty Hunter on the case yet?

R283, The groceries were delivered yesterday.

This case has made John Walsh relevant again.

What the hell did Dog the Bounty Hunter expect to get out of this? Brian has already fled the area (he is NOT in that swamp, Jesus! how stupid the Florida LE is!) so what was the point of him showing up and banging on the parents door?

John Walsh is more likely to be a key factor in solving this, if anything.

Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the case

Oh, well thank goodness Dog is there. This will be solved any moment!

[quote]Oh, well thank goodness Dog is there. This will be solved any moment!

Only Jessica Fletcher could wrap up this case faster!

"What the hell did Dog the Bounty Hunter expect to get out of this?"

Uh, publicity?

Dog's wife, Beth, died a couple of years ago (cancer). He recently remarried. He's looking even more tired than usual. Not sure if he has the same energy. Not sure if his new wife is into hunting down people the way Beth was.

Parents obviously intended to misdirect people. I'd check the swamp at Jacksonville or the Okeefenokee in Georgia

Where and how will Brian Laundrie be watching the Tony Awards?

[quote]or the Okeefenokee in Georgia

Where he could be hiding out with the characters from the "Pogo" comic strip.

R294 why there?

My money is still on him being dead. He apparently loved being outdoors, either he's killed himself out there or will wait for an "Into the Wild" scenario to get him.

He's not dead. His parent loaded him up with whatever/wherever he needed to be/go. This asshole is too cowardly to take his own life andd have a conscience. Neither do his parents.

^^neither will his parents accept any responsibility.

Brian Entin said they're going to keep searching the reserve this weekend. I'm so confused, I cannot imagine what they know that makes them think he's still in there. The second he realized they were looking for him in the reserve, he would have left.

Flori-DUH.

F302 FBI at this point, right?

Any news from the Dallas A- gay

"Brian Entin said they're going to keep searching the reserve this weekend. I'm so confused, I cannot imagine what they know that makes them think he's still in there."

They aren't looking for him; they are looking for a phone, a gun, or other evidence.

"Where and how will Brian Laundrie be watching the Tony Awards?"

Mother's parting gift was one of her flowing caftans-- just for the occasion!

I'm sorry, don't buy they are spending over 100k to find a lion, witch or a wardrobe (a phone, a gun or other evidence). He's not there. They need to focus their efforts elsewhere.

Parents clearly loaded up an RV with food and sent him on his way with possibly a fake ID and tons of cash.

R306, surely there are security cameras at least at the entrance of the nature reserve? Whether he's there now or not, either he or his parents were caught doing *something* there. Perhaps the cameras caught them going in with a backpack and coming out without the backpack; well, they are going to keep looking for that backpack.

What this says to me is that this search is not just about Gabby anymore; they are trying to get this guy on three murder counts, and in order to do that, they have to find the gun that killed the lesbians, or a phone that can prove that connection. Hope they do just that.

If they gave him an RV or another vehicle it would've been spotted by now

"He's not dead. His parent loaded him up with whatever/wherever he needed to be/go. "

I agree. This sociopath killed Gabby and possibly two other women, and his indulgent fool parents have given him enough money, transport, and supplies, that he can hide for a long time. I think he'll eventually be found, and when he is, he won't kill himself, he'll try to convince the world that Gabby was crazy and what happened was all his fault.

But he's a true-blue sociopath, he's killed, and he's going to leave his own parents in his wake of destruction. They're going to face charges for obstruction of justice, the scorn of the world, the ruin of their business, and while living on the lam he's going to bleed them dry financially.

Someone claims to have spotted him in Canada.

In case you missed it, here's Gabby Petito's funeral, which took place just ended a short while ago.

Also earlier today, the FBI asked Brian Laundrie's family for some of Brian's personnel belongings for DNA matching.

Day 8 of the search in Carlton Reserve continues.

To get into Canada just as a tourist with nothing to hide, they still crawl up your asshole. You can't swan on on in. You are only allowed to take a certain amount of cash with you. They ask your ID for fucking EVERYTHING up there.

Same with Mexico. Only there,if they ask for your ID, and you either don't have it or it is not up to snuff, you are lucky if you don't get beaten half to death and/or thrown in a Mexican jail. This kid would last 4 minutes in one.

People saying he is out of the country don't understand how hard that really is to do, especially now with COVID restrictions. Also, do you know how hard it is to whip up a fake ID with the security devices that are now built in? This isn't 50 years ago. Unless the parents are themselves deeply involved in criminal activity, and can get one within a few days from a guy who knows a guy, it is just ridiculous conjecture pulled from people reading old true crime books. It is a whole new world out there.

I could almost see the RV scenario. Buy in cash from some dealer or seller on Craigslist who just wants the cash, and park it for cash at a RV park. And hey, DoorDash delivers! I read Nomadland. (Nothing like the film.) Most of these RV/Van parks are very transient friendly and don't ask questions. Also, Florida.

Curious: what is the proof or clues that he might have been involved with taking out the dead lesbian couple?

Maybe Raymond Reddington took the case.

I'm betting he killed himself. Probably eaten by gators eventually.

"I could almost see the RV scenario. Buy in cash from some dealer or seller on Craigslist who just wants the cash, and park it for cash at a RV park. "

He can only do that for so long, because yes, you can buy a car for cash, but none of the Laundries dare to file for ownership under their own name. So if he's pulled over for any reason he won't be able to show a valid registration, and eventually the registration sticker will expire, and well, at that point he'll probably steal someone else's... but a car isn't a safe long-term refuge. A boat could be, if he had the patience to live on fish and desalinized water in international waters, but hurricane season is coming along and so are his "episodes of hearing voices".

Like I said, he's not smart enough to stay on the run forever, he'll be caught. But only after months or years, with the start his parents have given him.

Some eagle eyed viewer will spot Brian in "The Price is Right" audience.

r310 thats a stunt queen tiktoker looking for clicks.

r313 gets it. You cannot just slip across a border these days. There is mega surveillance everywhere.

If Jessica Fletcher taught me anything is that someone we least expect it did it, perhaps a newly-hired park ranger with a sketchy past? Well?

The memorial for Gabby was today, but has her body been released yet? The autopsy investigation is still underway in Wyoming. If so, I assume there will be a second funeral. If I were her parent, I don't think I could go through that anguish twice.

R313, seems like one of the couple worked at a store that the Gabby/Brian visited (and perhaps had an “incident” in) around the time the two women were murdered. Since there are only so many people around and probably not that many murders, the timing is very coincidental (and maybe truly ONLY coincidental).

For those asking why some believe Brian Laundrie may be connected to the death of the lesbian couple.

R320, CNN reported this afternoon that Gabby's body has not yet been released to her family.

Do you think her family will request to view her body, or what's left of it?

Thanks, R322. I was wondering why ppl thought he murdered those two women as well.

My guess is that he's in the Appalachians. He's camped/hiked there before for months at a time, knows the terrain, and if he stays on the southern end, the winter months might not be too bad. Also, the parents would have had plenty of time to get him situated there on a three-day "camping trip". Strongly agree that he is still in this country.

His parents need to be waterboarded until they say where Brian is.

"You cannot just slip across a border these days"

17,000 Haitians might disagree. And there's no wall between the US and Canada.

John Walsh said in many places you can just walk across the border into Mexico (or take a boat). He said many fugitives have just slipped into Mexico or the Bahamas and survived for a long time in the informal economy (or committing petty crime to get by, I presume)

The cunt of Brian laundry.

Some on Reddit have guessed NYC, and the idea does intrigue me. Everyone wears masks there, and as he has dark features I'm wondering if he might be able to blend into an ethnic community, where there are "citizenship issues" and many avoid contacting the police for any reason?

His parents will likely be the ones to lead LE to him when he's out of resources.

It's hard to hide in the mountains in winter, fire is often needed, gets reported and the tree coverage is sparse. The weather isn't working with him here.

It is one thing to get across a border, it is ENTIRELY a different thing to be able to stay across said border.

Likening this to the Haitian refugees is unbelievably stupid.

R330, there are cameras everywhere in NYC, though, absolutely everywhere.

R330 NY is an OK guess. But if I had to had to cast a vote that he is outside of FLA I wold say LA. Pitch a tent in Venice and he's golden.. He already looks like a vaguely homeless person. SF has a lot of resources for food, and shelter too. But...LA does ping to me. He won't freeze in the winter, and they also have good if not better, resources for the homeless. Third pick: Portland.

This asshole is lucky he is young and white because he can blend in just about anywhere. "Young restless youth who just needs some love and understanding" That sort of thing.

[quote]there are cameras everywhere in NYC, though, absolutely everywhere.

Its not just NYC. There are cameras all over the place. Like I said before, even if he can cross a border the challenge would be staying undetected before he gets there. If he's not found in a couple days my guess is that he is hiding with someone he knows.

This youtuber points out two tattoos, one on his hand and one on his middle finger - though maybe they're easy to get rid of?

Oh shit, I tried to back it up to the beginning and away from that religious crap, but i failed. Sorry.

The authorities should demand photos of Brian with his hair grown out from his family or have an artist add hair to existing photos and make them public.

He's going to do all he can to alter his appearance, like when Scott Peterson dyed his hair blond.

"He's going to do all he can to alter his appearance, like when Scott Peterson dyed his hair blond."

This combined with the Portland guess made me think of Brian dying his hair/beard blue, getting one of those "bull" nose rings, wearing makeup and... like, maybe more jewelry and leather fingerless gloves (to cover the tattoos)? Trying to blend into a goth or "queer" community might not be a bad idea.

I don't think the lady who thinks she saw him Canada is a stunt queen, I think she really thought it was him, but it doesn't look like him at all. The lady who piggybacked on the original video and said "that's him because he's in a Beetlejuice shirt" IS a stunt queen, you can't see jack on the shirt and it's not "clear as day" as she claimed.

Did they consider he might be headed to Mexico?

The living in a van and the "Into the Wild" life has no appeal to me. I'll be at the nearest hotel. I don't think Brian is dead if he got a good head start.

R341 No, not a single person has thought of that

Have they checked Mortville yet?

Have they checked the shacks?

Remember how we thought they'd never find the murder twinks? And yet, they did. And they found them in a totally remote part of Canada, in a very vast forest.

Mounties can do anything, r346.

Only the snow shovel murder threads were as good as the murder twink threads as far as murder threads go.

The murder twink threads were good but it's because they had people talking about the actual murders and where the murderers could have gone, not a bunch of middle-aged ladies writing sappy fanfiction about closeted gays who murder because they can't find love like on the PA Murder-Suicide thread.

The Fatty On The Lam thread was good. Soft Butch Sous Chef was very good. The missing jogger one recently was good as long as the snow shovel ladies stayed quiet. These Gabby threads haven't been bad, they're infinitely better than the Reddit threads which have gone completely off the rails. The only real problem we've had has been with people having emotional meltdowns at the suggestion that we not have 17 active threads at once about it.

Can you tell us about the insanity in the Reddit threads, R349? We could all use a chuckle!

Sadly there hasn't been anything really funny that I've seen r350, just the same things being said over and over, lots of goofy comments about things that aren't related to the case, the usual sarcastic bickering between Redditors that derails threads. The people complaining about Gabby being a news story got so bad they had to ban the topic of "only white girls get news coverage."

The last time I tried Reddit threads for a case (the family that died on the CA hiking trail) I got so much bad information I decided it wasn't worth it. Not sure why I tried again, in this instance there's not so much bad information as NO information over there.

🔥 Hot North Port police officer standing guard would have me presenting my hole and confessing all that I knew!

Is the Laundrie house considered nice, as Florida houses go?

In aerial shots, you can see they've added a huge sunroom to the back of the house.

R353 it looks average and many Florida houses have a lanai in back

"It is one thing to get across a border, it is ENTIRELY a different thing to be able to stay across said border. Likening this to the Haitian refugees is unbelievably stupid."

Unbelievably, R332, 12,000 get to stay:

Brian took a boat to Cuba during his parents 3-day camping trip. Then he took another boat to Venezuela. Money talks.

Neighbors saw Brian after 9/1 riding his bike with his Mom and mowing the lawn. Never after the mini camping trip.

There's a YouTube video going into details but I'm not sure the source is allowed on DL.

Protestors trolling the Laundrie home shouting "Justice for Gabby!" They'll be doing this "every hour on the hour." Police were called out, but they left just as soon as they arrived. I feel badly for the neighbors.

FBI now leading the search in Carlton Reserve (Day 10!). Now it's to be scaled back and targeted based on intelligence." Hmmm, do they expect to find something soon?

Will Brian Laundrie become another D. B. Cooper?

Here's the link to the video where the 2 hosts (one's hot) theorizing why Brian can be found in Venezuela. They quote an unnamed source as evidence..

They got something from the house reportedly for the DNA, but maybe it was for scent for search dogs.

His parents obviously don't think he's dead, but I think there's a good chance he got scared and either offed himself or made some bad decisions that lead to his becoming Purina Brand Gator Chow.

The same YouTuber interviews Gabby's BFF when she was 18. Gabby had to get a restraining order against her previous boyfriend, at this young woman's urging.

WFLA.com live coverage with JB Brunno and Josh Benson taking questions on Twitter with the hashtags #HeyJB and #HeyJosh

Oh, I just caught that the FBI is only NOW officially leading the search, I didn't read r358 close enough. So it's been the local police until now? That may explain a lot.

So there's a photo of a guy that looks like him and an internet rumor of him being in Venezuela.

Personally, that'd lead me to look in Canada, because if we're talking anonymous internet rumors... then his worthless parents are the most likely source.

[quote]Will Brian Laundrie become another D. B. Cooper?

Not until he parachutes out of a plane.

The person who claims they have a tip that he's in Venezuela is TheCriticalKay, she's not reliable.

Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie Case @forGabbyPetito · An important fact that not many people know that are looking into this case is that the Dirty Laundries own three boats. My theory is that Brian Laundrie took one of their boats and sailed away to Mexico. #justiceforgabbypetito #gabbypetito #BrianLaundrie

Tell me again why Brian couldn't have sailed to Cuba, and then off to Venezuela.

Hmmm I didn’t know they owned boats. If that’s the case, he’s long gone.

Wouldn't it be easy to check if the boats are still in the marina?

Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie Case @forGabbyPetito · Could be valuable information. #BrianLaundrie #GabbyPetito

kelci @kelcisharp Replying to @forGabbyPetito Hull Number 28381, Hull Number FRR06780C999, Hull Number PXM14109I304 Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie Case @forGabbyPetito · Please share their hull numbers..could be valuable info! #BrianLaundrie #GabbyPetito

I'd like to know if all of the 3 boats listed above with their hull numbers were docked during the entire month of Sept.

Posters online think that the Appalacian Trail, possibly the section in No Carolina, is another possible hide out. Too many well armed deer hunters in the area for a man trying to evade the law IMHO. Everyone knows what Brian looks like unlike his hero who survived for 27 years in that general area as an outlaw. That criminal would walk backwards for miles to disguise his tracks & location.

kelci @kelcisharp

Replying to @forGabbyPetito I found all of their hull numbers, but I was trolled by the internet for days about this. It’s true. Also, boats are bought for cash all of the time without any registration. Look at my feed. I live on a boat and have for years. I have worked at a marina. I know the community.

The boats reinforce my theory…he hugged the gulf coast to Mexico, disembarking in a sleepy town, and is laying low.

You’d think the first thing cops and the FBI would post the hull numbers…unless all three are docked. In that case, he may have hired a boat and done the same.

The FBI may be looking one the Reserve for the murder weapon, not necessarily for Brian. That would be key evidence.

"Will Brian Laundrie become another D. B. Cooper?"

I'm more worried about him becoming another Ted Bundy.

[quote]🚨 I can CONFIRM @DogBountyHunter has a HOT lead on Brian’s location. Dad has alerted the proper authorities. Say a prayer guys. This could be it. #GabbyPetitoCase #BrianLaundrie

I think this is his daughter

[quote]From #BrianLaundrie’s lawyer after I asked him for a comment about people leaving flowers and protesting at the Laundrie House.

^ That is the Sure Jan of Sure Jans.🙄

Example of the trail shelters that are all along the Appalachian Trail:

[quote]JUST IN- The Petito and Schmidt family will be holding a press conference tomorrow in New York @NBC2 @ABC7SWFL

Josh Benson @WFLAJosh News Anchor at @WFLA · Husband to @TaraManisBenson · Dad to Bella and Brooklyn · Always busy 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️ Tampa, FLjoshbenson.comJoined May 2009

Melissa Marino @WFLAMelissaM Shannon Behnken @WFLAShannon

Josh Benson’s Tweets Josh Benson @WFLAJosh

JUST IN. According to Richard Stafford, the Petito family lawyer, the family will hold a press conference tomorrow at 1 p.m. EST in New York. #GabbyPetito #BrianLaundrie

@WFLA Josh Benson @WFLAJosh Dog's Team: "Dog has alerted authorities to a campground that could provide a fresh clue in the #BrianLaundrie manhunt. It's a developing story, but sources say it's a new search area with promising leads" #GabbyPetito #Justice4Gabby Josh Benson @WFLAJosh

DOG UPDATE. ⚠️ Just heard back from Dog's team. Dog is not at the Reserve, he's at a campground that he says was visited twice by the parents in recent weeks. He is waiting for authorities to arrive. #BrianLaundrie #GabbyPetito #DogTheBountyHunter @DogBountyHunter

[quote]Authorities have banned members of the public from leaving flowers at a makeshift Gabby Petito memorial at the Laundrie family home in Florida.

[quote]A delivery worker from a local florist in North Port who tried to leave flowers at the home on Monday afternoon was ordered to remove them by police. The exchange was caught on video by reporter Brian Entin.

[quote]“There’s no memorial here,” the police officer says. “Public works are going to come here and throw it in the garbage.”

[quote]After police left, more members of the public arrived and were able to leave flowers at the address.

[quote]Meanwhile, [bold]the search of the alligator-infested Carlton Reserve near the Laundrie home has been officially taken over by FBI.[/bold]

[quote]North Port Police said on Monday the search of the reserve was likely to be scaled back, as torrential rainfall had left trails under waist-deep water, hindering search efforts.

[quote]“I don’t think you’re going to see those large-scale types of efforts this week,” North Port Police Department spokesperson Josh Taylor said.

[quote]“Hopefully, water will lower in areas hard to currently access.”

They need to pull out everything they have, get Turner & Hooch, "Sonny" Crockett & "Rico" Tubbs, and Cagney & Lacey on this case pronto.

^^^Columbo, Ironside, Cannon, Barnaby Jones….

^^^Milo Perrier, Sam Diamond, Jessica Marbles, Sidney Wang, Dick & Dora Charleston....

[quote]We're told Dog got a tip that led him and his new wife Francie to a fresh campsite that might be linked to Laundrie ... who's been missing for a week and a half now.

[quote]Our source says Dog has alerted authorities to the campground location because he believes it could be a major clue in the manhunt, and he's currently waiting for their arrival.

[quote]There's more -- [bold]we're told Dog believes he's also uncovered proof that links Laundrie's parents to the campsite ... though it's unclear what that is.[/bold]

[quote]Of course, this could also be a false alarm -- just like the trail cam footage and the look-alike sighting in Canada -- but we'll have to wait and see.

I don't know anything about Dog the Bounty Hunter and as I said at R377, it will be hilarious to me if this guy finds Brian before the FBI does. The only reason I posted this is because of the sentence in bold: possible proof that the parents helped hide their son

[quote]They need to pull out everything they have, get Turner & Hooch, "Sonny" Crockett & "Rico" Tubbs, and Cagney & Lacey on this case pronto.

[quote]^^^Columbo, Ironside, Cannon, Barnaby Jones….

[quote]^^^Milo Perrier, Sam Diamond, Jessica Marbles, Sidney Wang, Dick & Dora Charleston....

The Hardy Boys, Encyclopedia Brown, Nancy Drew… and Jessica Fletcher & Eudora McVeigh

Dr. Alex Cross and Inspector Gadget, Tommy and Tuppence can all help too!

Well, what do you know...

Dog the Bounty Hunter says the Laundries were at Fort De Soto twice earlier this month.

It is confirmed that they registered to stay at the park and are seen on camera entering the park.

"Allegedly," three people entered the park on 9/6 but only two people left on 9/8.

There are a lot of islands Brian could get to by canoe.

Gabby & Brian at Fort DeSoto in February, 2021:

[quote]#EXCLUSIVE: @DogBountyHunter tells us why he believes #BrianLaundrie was or may still be at Fort De Soto Park in St. Petersburg, FL. #GabbyPetito #JusticeForGabby

The Laundries reserved campsites #1 and #15, Dog is going to look around and talk to longer term campers who may have seen them.

Brian and his parents are stupid if he's trying to hide out at campgrounds with the entire country searching for him.

What islands are canoe distance away?

Fort De Soto is located on Egmont Key at the entrance to Tampa Bay; there are several smaller keys (islands) surrounding it.

From a Florida tourism website:

[quote]With miles of serene and sandy shoreline, [bold]this much-loved county park covers five islands and 1,136 acres on the Gulf of Mexico and Tampa Bay[/bold]. That means you can explore on land or water, visit a Spanish-America War era fort, splash around with your pups at the water’s edge, or lounge on a sun-soaked beach.

[…]

[quote]If you camp anywhere in Florida, camp here at Fort De Soto Park. Easily one of the most beautiful camping spots in the state, the campsites have views of blue-green water, mangrove-lined islands and scenic bridges. All 238 sites have water, electricity, charcoal grills and picnic tables. Campsites get snapped up quickly here (particularly the prized waterfront ones), so check for availability well in advance of your visit.

'Dog' has 12 children.

The beach at Fort De Soto is magnificent, it was once named the best beach in the country. When I lived in the Tampa Bay area in the 90s, I used to go to that beach all the time.

[quote]Brian is staying in Trail shelters exactly like this spread along the Appalachian Trail.

In other words, someone needs to check the cabins!

Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie Case @forGabbyPetito · JUST IN: Dog the Bounty Hunter has incredible leads on Brian Laundrie. A rumour has been circulating that a drone was able to locate Brian Laundrie at one of the campgrounds Dog told authorities about. Nothing confirmed yet. Stay tuned #BrianLaundrie #GabbyPetito

I wish they’d find him already! I’m ready for some new news.

I'm glad that they can definitively link this shitstain's trash family to helping hide him. I want them all to go to jail. They're total and complete garbage.

The FBI needs to go out of business if Dog the fucking Bounty Hunter can crack this case. The FBI has been really slacking off lately, even before Jan 6. If they can't find a white boy hiding in the woods how are they supposed to protect us from threats

Wasn't one of the Proud Boys live tweeting his buddy at the FBI as they tore up the Capitol on J6 and were trying to track Pence and Pelosi to hang them?

Well, if Brian was in Fort De Soto, he isn't now, thanks to Dog telling the press that's where he thinks Brian is.

If you're dealing with someone on the run you don't tell the media where you're going to search next.

He's fine, he sends his love.

Definitely pulling for the gators in this one.

But his parent's wouldn't leave him with the gators. They helped him get away to somewhere in the mountains or up North in Canada.

Wonder if the DNA sample was just for Gabby or for the investigation into the lesbian couple's death as well? Didn't someone mention that that crime scene sounded like they had been sexually assaulted?

*might have been

"But his parent's wouldn't leave him with the gators."

Brian wouldn't leave Brian with the gators. He is an experienced hiker/camper. He knows he couldn't survive there. He also knows it's the perfect place to toss any evidence, which is what the police/FBI were looking for. They were never looking for Brian.

"Wonder if the DNA sample was just for Gabby or for the investigation into the lesbian couple's death as well? Didn't someone mention that that crime scene sounded like they had been sexually assaulted?"

Yep. Both were half naked when found. Sick fuck.

That's what I thought, R411. They didn't need his DNA if they had possession of the van and his car. The DNA sample must have been for the other investigation, to link him and his "voices" to their murder. He'll wish the gator had eaten him when they tie him to the violent deaths of three ladies and (potentially) sexual assault as well.

Just because you claim to "hear voices" doesn't mean you get less time. Not anymore. It just means that they'll make sure you're competent to stand trial for your crimes, if they have to shove the pills down your fucking throat to do so.

Are we sure Brian didn't shoot the lesbian couple?

"If you're dealing with someone on the run you don't tell the media where you're going to search next."

Maybe you do if you want the public to keep and eye out, photograph everything possible with everything from phones to drones, and send you sightings.

But really... how reliable is this Dog character? I know he's a reality TV personality but that's all I know, which makes me assume that he's more interested in publicity than finding the target and that he's used to making up bullshit for public consumption.

According to Kylen Schulte's aunt, they were last seen by friends on Friday night, the 13th (the night after Brian spent alone at hotel).

[quote]Maybe you do if you want the public to keep and eye out, photograph everything possible with everything from phones to drones, and send you sightings.

The public is no good at this stuff. They post "sightings" for attention and that causes more problems than it solves. Now there's going to be a bunch of yahoos in Fort De Soto "searching" for Brian who, if he was ever even there, is long gone by now.

Didn't the cops in Utah come out and say Brian was not a person of interest for their case?

Brian and his voices must have had a lot of straight boy rage towards women that Friday.

I saw someone posted his ridiculous Pintrest where he saved pics of bridal dresses he chose for Gabby under the title "My Girl", like she was his possession or some doll he wanted to dress up to show off. So creepy.

Speaking of straight boy rage, Gabby was supposed to have met up with Rose Davis in Yosemite. She never contacted her on social media, even though it was Rose' birthday Aug 29.

Rose claims she saw Brian's abusive side and was trying to get Gabby away from him. Internet posters believe Rose to be bisexual and that there's was a love triangle of which Brian may or may not have been a participant. In any case there's a question of Gabby and Rose were more than just friends. All of this could be just wild speculation and fantasies on the part of the authors.

There was a wedding party with over 100 guests held the night the lesbian couple were shot. Although LE were given all of the contact info for the guests, wedding coordinators, and party employees none were ever contacted. Speculation as to why the ball was seemingly dropped abounds.

What does the huge wedding party have to do with the lesbians, R420, were they the hostesses? Guests? People who complained about the noise?

The same LEO who decided Gabby was abusing poor widdle Brian and made them tell one one "I wuv you!" before they sent them on their way for Brian and his voices to strangle Gabby and head back home for some yard work and family time, R421 or is this a different set of LEO who got lost at the local doughnut shop?

Sorry, I meant to ask R420 not R421. Apologies.

R421, In a very small town participants of a huge wedding party where guests and employees hung around for the entire weekend there would likely have been multiple interactions with the lesbian couple at some point.

One worked at the only grocery store/deli in town and the other at the McDonald's. Some of the attendees camped for the weekend at the same area the couple were staying. Likely they could have seen or heard something unusual.

Not just my opinion but the views of the wedding party who reached out to the lesbians' loved ones once they found out about the tragedy.

[quote]Speaking of straight boy rage, Gabby was supposed to have met up with Rose Davis in Yosemite.

Rose was planning to meet up with them in Yellowstone, not Yosemite. (just sayin')

I think the bogus-text sent to Gabby's mom on Aug. 30 ("No service, in Yosemite") was actually kind of brain-fart on Brian's part and he meant to type Yellowstone.

It’s a shame the murders of the lesbian couple have been pretty much overlooked except as they might relate to Laundrie. Back in the day, they could have been Michfest campers.

That said, doesn’t it sound like they were being stalked by some weirdo? I don’t see how Laundrie would have had time to hang around their campground being “creepy” with his girlfriend in tow.

[quote]One worked at the only grocery store/deli in town

Moab is small, but not that small. Moonflower is a small co-op in the downtown area, but there's a Village Market right next door to the McDonalds where Crystal worked and a City Market (Kroger) about a quarter mile down the road.

[quote]Yep. Both were half naked when found. Sick fuck.

Horrible. From the first search warrant:

[quote]In a nearby creek, two female bodies were found. The bodies were identified as belonging to Crystal Turner and her wife Kylen Schulte. Both women were undressed from the waist down. One of the females had on a bra that was raised to expose her breasts while the second female was dressed in only a tank top. Investigators located multiple gunshot wounds on both bodies. The wounds were located on the backs, sides, and/or chests of the victims. It should be noted that these two females were reported as missing on Monday August 16, 2021.

^^ I forgot the link. Here's the PDF.

Laundrie is a Scorpio, Gabby was a Pisces.

I asked this before and never received an answer (or i missed it). Were their bodies found IN THE CREEK? like in the running water or BY the creek? If IN the creek that would speak to someone who would try to be washing away evidence (sperm). After awhile, the sperm ejaculated would likely expel from the body depending how long it took to find bodies after death.

Also, if it was Brian who killed these women, how the hell did he find them on foot without a car? they were in a van as well...i'm sure they didn't drive just a mile or 2 from town and he somehow found them? How would he know where they were going unless he overheard them on their camp spot? that seems a big what if to me.

Not saying it's not a possibility, just that there are a couple of holes in the theory here.

It says "in" the creek, and Kylen's father posted on Facebook that they had indeed been sexually assaulted.

Also, he said during a tv interview that the creepy guy had set up camp too close to theirs and they were planning on moving to a different spot, but never had the chance. I don't remember if someone asked about it here, but I know there was some question about whether or not they had actually moved.

[quote]In a nearby creek, two female bodies were found.

If they don’t find him in the next few days I hope the rename the search The Hunt for the Dead (shithead) in October.

What a coincidence! A leave of absence just as the recording of the dispatcher went public.

[quote]Moab Police Chief Bret Edge has taken a leave of absence as of Monday, city officials confirmed.

[quote]Edge requested leave under the Family and Medical Leave Act, according to Moab communications manager Lisa Church.

[quote]"The city cannot provide any additional details or comments," Church said in a statement.

hm, interesting r433. probably just stressed the fuck out about this case and the questions.

They answered a lot of questions, but the one thing that was never addressed was what the dispatcher had told the officers. The investigation into the police response started on Thursday, which led to the release of the recording of the dispatcher saying: "RP states seeing male hit a female, domestic." And now Bret Edge is on leave with no further comment.

Prior to the recording coming out, they were happy to let the media run with the idea that the witness's report of Gabby being hit hadn't been relayed to the responding officers. One of many examples:

[quote]“A gentleman was slapping the girl,” the caller tells dispatchers. “They ran up and down the sidewalk. He proceeded to hit her, hopped in the car, and they drove off.”

[quote]Why that information was not relayed is unclear. Moab police did not respond to a request to comment.

And they what the fuck answered the call with in being the domestic? - Brian? this is RARELY the case. i can't even believe this bullshit. because she was resisting HIM. This was so wrong in so many ways. this girl DIED because of their stupid maleficence.

It feels like the cop didn't want to bring anyone in because he was lazy and didn't want to have to go through the work, so he manipulated Gabby just enough that he could "both sides" the issue and get her to not press charges. It's infuriating.

At what point might the search be called off?

[quote] And they what the fuck answered the call with in being the domestic? - Brian?

What does this mean?

I'm not the person who posted about the wedding, but Whispering Oaks Ranch and its rental cabins are very close to their campsite.

If you want to see the distance, search either [bold]38°30'25.2"N 109°20'28.1"W[/bold] or [bold]38°30'28.2"N 109°20'29.8"W[/bold] on satellite view. Kylen's father said their campsite was in that location, between two trees, right next to the creek. There are only two sets of double trees there.

It's eerily quiet when you get out into the boonies in that area; when there is a sound, it really stands out. It's shocking that the police didn't bother talking to anyone from the wedding. Maybe they have by now. Who knows.

The Moab police department is apparently staffed with homophobic misogynists who don’t have the time to investigate the lesbian murders and let a wife beater go so he could kill his victim.

They probably sell amway, ugly leggings and essential oil’s on the side.

[quote]The FBI needs to go out of business if Dog the fucking Bounty Hunter can crack this case.

This time yesterday I would have agreed with you but then I saw a lot of people saying the same thing: not everyone trusts law enforcement, we don’t know how anonymous anonymous tips are etc. This is Florida we’re talking about, people who don’t trust police and the FBI do trust people like Dog the Bounty Hunter. It’s not that he’s doing a better job, it’s a distrust in legal authorities.

How big is the police force? Just curious—do they have a lot of territory to cover? Is it usually quiet, therefore not a big need for police presence?but they did have three very high profile murders occur under their watch, and haven’t gotten anywhere with the murder of the two women.

[quote] Here is an aerial view of Ft. De Soto campground. The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office says they are not conducting an investigation there and are unaware of any confirmed sightings of Brian Laundrie. Thanks for the visuals @8_plamison @WFLA

[quote]Laundrie parents just left the house.

Walmart run.

I'm guessing the police department probably has between 15-20 employees, and that's including office staff. The sheriff's department is in Moab and that's also very small. There isn't much major crime and the hiker rescues and other things requiring manpower tend to happen on federal land.

The Moab area is the least Mormon part of Utah, but they overcompensate by having something that rest of Utah lacks — a fundie polygamist sect. Even better, it's a fundie polygamist sect whose members live in houses carved into the side of sandstone cliffs. Some are flush with the rock while others have the facade of a normal house, but only a few feet deep.

WTF, R447. Do they wear skins, carry clubs, and eat brontosaurus burgers?

[quote]Unpopular opinion: the FBI already knew about the camping trips, but they know he has been home since then. Theyre confident he entered carlton reserve. Confident enough to do a massive search. But the flooding has likely destroyed any traces he might have left so the search has been called off. They probably have no idea where he is now or even if he's still alive. I know its not very exciting but its the most likely scenario

I agree with this Reddit comment.

I kinda do, too, r449. I don't think Dog is lying about the footage of two of them leaving instead of three, and even though I wasn't thrilled with him revealing this info to the media, I suspect he did it because he knew Brian wasn't there anymore, and the FBI probably knew it too.

Someone on Reddit said "If Dog finds him, I’m not paying taxes anymore" and I had to laugh at that.

Watchful neighbors claim that Brian wasn't seen at the Laundrie home after that first 3-day camping trip.

Where Brian went after the 3-day trip and who transported him is unknown. Therefore the boat trip to Cuba, and then to Venezuela is still a possibility. So is the chance Brian went to the Appalachian Trail.

I’m pretty sure Dog is not going to find Brian Laundrie.

R463, Why do you say that Dog isn't going to find Brian?

R454, Because I will.

R454, because he’s all about PR.

I was trying to get to Brian Entin's Twitter but it seems like Twitter is down, which is nice.

R457, Not down for me.

TradingHerosForGhosts @PinkStarShimmer · Replying to @BrianEntin_ Brian have you seen Dog Chapman's daughters twitter?

Lyssa Chapman says that Father Dirty Laundrie has been drunk dialing their tip line and others.

She says he seems pretty unstable.

Any word on what he’s saying, r459? But I will reiterate, I think the Dog stuff is all smoke and mirrors.

Re: R459: Where Goes One Trashy Voice Hearing ShitBag Whence Other Trashy Voice Hearing Shitbags

I thought for a second Dog might have said the whereabouts of that campsite in the hopes that Brian would hear the news, panic, and do a runner (thus more likely to be exposed in public). If he is indeed in hiding right now, could this be a potential tactic to get him out in the open eye again?

The lack of interviews with the wedding guests is depressing to hear about. You have a double homicide and don't even pretend to try and investigate it?

Brian Entin is tweeting the press conference, this was interesting:

[quote]"The parents are 100 percent satisfied with the FBI." - Petito family attorney Richard Stafford.

I've got to think they know more than we realize they do, and aren't actually botching this at all.

Brian's mom confirmed to have checked into lot 001 at Ft De Soto park on Sept 6th and checked out on Sept 8th

R430, here's a photo of the flowers Gabby's stepdad laid where her body was found, looks like it's not in the creek, not even all that close to the dry creek bed at all.

Pretty sure the FBI already had the Campground tip, and Dog chose to make a big deal out it. He's a Bail Bondsman, not a fucking detective.

These lunatics on Reddit are actually doing shit like calling the restaurant Gabby was last seen at, demanding answers from the staff, following the Laundries to Wal Mart, etc. A digital, doxxing lynch mob, that twists pure speculation into fact is dangerous.

Man I feel sorry for the Laundrie's neighbors. Do they have any recourse to keep them off their street?

Supposedly the protesters talked to the neighbors and agreed to only protest for 5 minutes at the top of the hour from 8AM to 6PM.

If I had murdering trash neighbors I would want them harassed until they moved the fuck away. Frankly, if I lived near them, I'd be handing out cookies, bottles of water and "Atta boys!" to anyone slinging shit the Laundrie family's way.

[quote]If I had murdering trash neighbors ...

Allegedly!

[bold] Witness Says Brian Laundrie Was 'Angry At The World' While Drinking Alone [/bold]

Brian Laundrie was reportedly drinking by himself at a bar in Montana just one day before Gabby Petito was last seen alive. On August 26, Hunter Mannies, 44, and his friend went to Bullwinkle's Saloon in West Yellowstone and saw Laundrie sitting alone at the end of the bar.

"I didn't pay attention to him other than that he and this other couple were the only ones in there," Mannies told the New York Post.

Mannies said that he and his friend sparked up a conversation with the other couple while Laundrie listened in.

"He was overly invested in our conversation. We felt watched," Mannies said. "He wasn't talking to the bartenders. He was there alone. It just stood out as odd."

At one point, Laundrie interjected himself into their conversation.

"The guy just looked mad and then at some lull in the conversation, he said, 'Stupid southerners and f****** Republicans.'"

Mannies said his friend took exception to the comment and called out Laundrie, pointing out that he and another woman at the bar were both doctors. After a brief back and forth, Laundrie returned to his drink and didn't bother them the rest of the night.

"He was just mad at the world it seemed like," Mannies said, adding this his friend thought Laundrie "had that serial killer look."

Mannies said that he contacted the FBI and spent about 45 minutes discussing the encounter with Laundrie.

Petito was last seen alive the next day at a restaurant in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, which is about 120 miles away. Her remains were discovered in Wyoming's Bridger-Teton National Forest, and her death was ruled a homicide.

Laundrie is a person of interest in the case but has not been named as a suspect. He refused to cooperate with the investigation and has since disappeared. Authorities have been searching a nature reserve near his Florida home but have not had any luck locating him. "Dog the Bounty Hunter: has joined the search and claims he has information about Laundrie's whereabouts.

He is the oldest looking 22 year old I have EVER seen (barring progeria of course).

That's not new news, R471, we talked about that on the last thread.

Isn't it always the human equivalent of crusty stains on a homeless person's jockeys who is "mad at THE WORLD" and "hears voices" so they go and kill some old folks or kids or their ex. Such pieces of shit. They ought to be angry at their Mommies, for enabling their entitlement and refusing to get them 5150'ed.

Kind of shows how much stuff is out there, r473. I’ve been trying to keep up but this is the first I heard of that incident.

I've read the other threads but didn't see that mentioned, R475. Thanks for posting.

So much for the people who have insisted that Laundrie must be a Deplorable.

About this Dog the Bounty Hunter person... did he have a reality TV camera crew in tow?

Seriously, is this person at all reliable, or is he just trying to drum up publicity for a low-budget TV show or troll in social media followers? I mean if people can get years of low-budget reality TV digging for treasure that they hope they'll never find, because that would mean the end of the show, then people like this TV bounty hunter can spend years capitalizing on the search for this murderer.

since the Petito family enjoys the spotlight so much let's delve into the fact that Gabby had to get a restraining order for her last boyfriend. She seemed to gravitate towards abusers. This would be because she was comfortable with them and I would guess that stems from her upbringing. Whether she was abused or her mother was abused this was her comfort zone. She most likely would have ended up dead eventually because she always picked the same man, just with a different face.

I wonder how many more press conferences we are going to get from them.

I feel bad for Brian's family. What if they didn't help him? What if they didn't know what was going on? What if Brian came home and told them? I can't imagine how their hearts would have sunk into their stomach's. This is not how Any parent wants their kid to turn out.

I hope some of the posters on this thread never sit on a jury. Some have come to all their own conclusions about what happened, how it was done, who was involved and what the punishment should be and they did this without having any actual facts except that Gabby is dead.

You're so cute, sticking up for poor murdering Brian and his trash family, R478. You should definitely send them Ramen packets and cigarettes with your letters of support, once they are finally doing time for their various offenses.

I was surprised that Gabby's father and stepfather stood together arm in arm when they spoke at her memorial service last weekend.

It wouldn't have been a good idea for Brian to stay in Fort DeSoto park, which is a very small area surrounded by open ocean and attached to a built-up peninsula, he could easily be cornered there by a well-staffed search.

If he thought he was going to be hunted he'd have been much smarter to go further north along Florida's west coast, where there are infinite numbers of small islands, channels, swamps, wetlands, etc. If he had fishing tackle and a gun he might actually be able to live off the land, until the voices came back and told him to go play in the traffic.

r479 do you know what reading comprehension is? in exactly which part did I stick up for Brian? Please point it out so I can correct it.

Hard for me to condemn the Laundries at this point, with no real facts coming to light. No telling what or when Brian told them, period.

The Digital Millennial Reddit Justice Squad is a fucked up thing, you ask me. They are basing all these adamant opinions on sources like: "Baby Lyssa's Twitter", "2 guys drinking in a bar", and "these podcasts coming out of South America", etc, etc. Pitiful, and pretty frightening.

The internet has turned us all into a billion 8th graders, gossiping in the halls. 90% of which, just isn't true.

R478, I don't feel bad about Brian's family. Okay, I could excuse them helping him at first, before they knew what happened, and maybe he told them a plausible lie about her going off with another guy after giving him the van, and maybe they helped him at first believing he's innocent. But now they know she's dead, and the cops/FBI has undoubtedly told them exactly how she was murdered. and this was a girl they KNEW. She lived with them for a year or two!

So a young woman they knew has been murdered, and they still aren't cooperating with the search for the killer. Even if they believe that Brian is innocent they should be telling the truth to the FBI so his name can be cleared, but all that's come from them is silence and misdirection. They are helping their son get away with murdering an innocent person they knew well themselves.

Unless I was convinced my son was a hopeless psychopath who would kill again, I would help him avoid a life in prison or execution. Let other people worry about justice. My concern is elsewhere.

Where the hell is he?? I think he's dead but I hope I'm wrong.

Daniel R. Fox @DanielPantss Under one of my tiktok videos, I got a comment saying “Brian Laundrie is my cousin, and I saw him yesterday”. At first, I blew it off, but then I saw he’s a sports fishing captain and owns a boat docked 2 hours from NP. Needless to say I reported it to the authorities immediately.

Don't know if the "cousin" is a fraud or just stupid.

100 percent a fraud, r487.

My opinion is, he's still alive, hunkered down somewhere, and when LE does catch up with him and has him cornered, he'll pull an Andrew Cunanan.

Well, R485, there are decent odds that Brian Laundrie WILL kill again, either to escape, or when some poor woman calls him on his shit. He may have killed three people already, not just one.

I bet you think you'd be a good person if you helped your kid escape the consequences of murdering an innocent person, but there's a reason that society has criminalized obstruction of justice and aiding and abetting. and it's not just because he'd be free to commit more crimes. It's you'd metaphorically sticking knives into the murder victims loved ones, spitting on the grave of an innocent person, and making society that much more dangerous and lawless. Fuck your parental feelings, that isn't what matters here, and you did the parenting all wrong anyway.

Enabling parents like R485 are part of why there are so many violent, pussy shitbag losers like Brian.

Very Nancy Lanza of you, R485.

I'd think if they still loved their son, they'd try to talk him into giving himself up. Prison's not that bad - being shot by a swat team or eaten by gators or living as a foreigner among street gangs in Venezuela... none of those are better options than prison. We know - he knows - he'd be getting fan mail in prison. Well, he 'should' know.

But narcissists are arrogant and strangely stupid (see DJT). He probably thinks he can get away and live a great life abroad on the lam because he's just that smart and charismatic.

Brian's parents may be forced to pay $1.2 million.

Any age progression pictures so we can know what he looks like currently?

Yes, Rose.

Are you sure he isn't aging in reverse, Rose? This guy's face is spot on and there's evidence of a recent hair transplant.

^^ The Curious Case of Brian Laundrie?

[quote]We are cooperating with law enforcement. We will not reveal information that will jeopardize the case.

[quote]We have NOT talked to the Laundrie family. We have NOT arranged to meet Brian Laundrie. Rumors are the reason we decided to utilize our social media channels to share truth.

R494 : No, but these might be helpful to you.

Of course Brian has a burner phone. How else would he contact his Mommy, crying, telling her about how scared he is and how he and the voices loved Gabby so, so much that he had to strangle her?

[Quote]This would be because she was comfortable with them and I would guess that stems from her upbringing.

Could you tell us more about her upbringing that led you to this conclusion?

[Quote]Whether she was abused or her mother was abused this was her comfort zone.

Again, empirical evidence based on knowledge of this family is warranted. Also, could you please recite statistics about formerly abused women and their current comfort zones? Unless you want to sound like you're blaming Gabby and her mother or victims in general.

[Quote]She most likely would have ended up dead eventually because she always picked the same man, just with a different face.

Ultimate blaming the victim because this poster thinks it is smarter or more prescient than the entire community of psychologists, social scientists or statisticians familiar with the etiology of domestic violence, incidence, prevalence, etc.

Datalounge, behold the new Trumpian candidate for God's throne. Another smug, uninformed, self-righteous humanity fucker.

R478 is Roberta Laundrie.

Whoa. Looks like a Brian Laundrie photobomb to me!

R343, Try again. I was snarking on Scott.

[quote]How big is the police force?

I posted my guess at R447 but then I started wondering about it myself.

The Moab Police Department has twenty-one employees. There are fifteen officers (chief, lieutenant, two sergeants, three detectives, and eight patrol officers) as well as six civil employees.

Grand County Sheriff's Department has twenty-five officers and eleven civil employees, plus thirty-one search-and-rescue employees available on an on-call basis.

Between 2000 and 2020, there were three murders in Moab; one each in 2010, 2011, and 2018. They were nothing like what's happened in 2021. The first was a fight in a parking lot, the second was a dispute between two business partners from Denver, and the third was a shooting during the attempted robbery of a drug house.

point, r507?

R508 needs further explanation.

Sorry r507, i thought you were trying to excuse their size for their ineptitude. I didn't read above your answer.

If Brian is hiding on one of the islands off of Fort Desoto Park, they need to drive him crazy with music like what the US govt did with Noriega. A drone with a louder speaker could circle the islands 24/7 playing these songs until Brian gives up:

* Chapel of Love

* We've Only Just Begun (The Carpenters)

* I Love My Baby Back,Baby Back Ribs (Chili's song)

* Anything by Ted Nugent

* Loser (Beck)

What are your suggestions?

No, R510. I just thought I'd post the actual numbers to answer a question I had guessed at earlier. No commentary was intended.

[quote]She most likely would have ended up dead eventually because she always picked the same man, just with a different face.

I totally understand speculation but this kind of stuff really crosses a line, especially since she was only 22. It's an ugly, grotesque thing to say and I don't know why anyone would even type that out, as if this was a normal, everyday opinion.

[quote]Hard for me to condemn the Laundries at this point, with no real facts coming to light. No telling what or when Brian told them, period.

I think it's possible that Brian told them some kind of tall tale at first and they believed it. At some point they'd have started asking questions, though, like why she hadn't come back to get the van and why the parents were saying she was missing. By the time the cops turned up for the van, they weren't letting Brian talk to the police, and now there's a serious chance he wasn't even there at the home at the time and the parents lied to the police and said he was.

Plus that week spent emptying out the storage unit is super suspicious.

Activity at Fort De Soto:

For the FBI, it's still all about Carlton Reserve.

"The Hunt for Brian's Laundry, a Mother's Nightmare."

Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie Case @forGabbyPetito · UPDATE: @DogBountyHunter seems to be really close to finding Brian Laundrie.

Dog was discussing Brian’s whereabouts last night with law enforcement. #brianlaundrie #gabbypetito

[quote]Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie Case @forGabbyPetito · UPDATE: @DogBountyHunter seems to be really close to finding Brian Laundrie.

Again, why reveal this if it's true? Isn't that counterproductive?

9/29/2021, 1:39PM, EST

[quote]Sources connected to the manhunt for Laundrie tell TMZ ... FBI agents recently visited an AT&T store in North Port, FL -- where Laundrie's parents live -- and seized surveillance footage.

[quote]We're told Brian allegedly went to the store September 14 with an older woman and purchased the phone before they left.

[quote]The timing is significant because Sept. 14 is the date Laundrie's parents claim they last saw him leaving their home. They say he had his backpack and was going to a nearby nature reserve, but never returned. They reported him missing Sept. 17.

[quote]We reached out to the North Port AT&T store, where an employee told us she could not confirm or deny Brian was there Sept. 14 and said she was told not to discuss the matter. We also reached out to AT&T corporate, and they told us, "Thanks for contacting us.  I have to refer you to law enforcement on this one."

[quote]We've reached out to law enforcement ... again, they would not confirm or deny.

[quote]We have confirmed that surveillance video from the Fort De Soto Park campground has been turned over to the FBI.

[quote]UPDATE: Video is from this morning — earlier today we launched an active and specific search in a key area based on the intelligence we are receiving and researching. Boat crews and ground teams have been called in and we have search and rescue dogs deployed. More to follow...

9/29/2021, 2:21PM EST

[quote]Laundrie family attorney Steven Bertolino: "To my knowledge they did purchase a new phone and it's the same phone that Brian left home and which the FBI is in possession of."

Search crews, dogs, helicopters are on the scene.

[quote]We're told Brian allegedly went to the store September 14 with an older woman and purchased the phone before they left.

I know parents want to protect their children but this is ridiculous.

If there was a new phone left at home when he went "camping" then you can bet dollars to doughnuts that he and mom bought TWO phones at AT&T that day, specifically to leave one behind as a decoy.

Do we have a Poltergeist? R525 duplicated R523's comment/link 6 minutes later.

I checked out Dog's daughter Lyssa's Twitter this morning and she misspelled Brian as "Brain" so often I had to stop reading.

Maybe she's brian dead, r528.

"The Hunt for Brian's Laundry, a Mother's Nightmare."

...starring Lori Loughlin in a tour-de-force comeback performance!

Re: R421 post

OF COURSE that leech loser had his Mommy buying him the burner phone! What a pussy!

[quote]What a pussy!

A hairless pussy!

Looks like they're widening the search.

The FBI is probably using this 'Dog' business as a smoke screen, hoping that with Dog in one area, Brian in another area, could lead to him possibly risking coming out of deep seclusion.

I can't see the FBI being fine about an impromptu collaboration with an ex-bail bondsman, reality star.

[quote]Update: Dad has called in the K9s

Three comments from Reddit:

[quote]Laundrie parents — my take as a mom

[quote]As parents, you will help your young adult kids, but at some point you cut them off if they are assholes or threaten to ruin the whole family. Here is pure speculation, but what I intuitively believe:

[quote]1. ⁠I think Brian had fuck-ups in the past and probably had a drug issue at some point. His dad had his own business, probably worked hard, and probably could never understand his lazy, airy-fairy, melon-loving son. His dad was probably very disappointed in Brian and his lack of career ambitions.

[quote]2. ⁠ Dad tells Brian he isn’t funding his pie-in-the sky van life trip.

[quote]3. ⁠ Brian has to rely on Gabby for the car, her phone, and her money for the trip, which contributes to the growing tension — his ego can’t take it. (If you will remember, his outburst in that final restaurant was about overcharging him. Plus, he had to use her debit card for money to get back.)

[quote]4. ⁠He arrives home without Gabby and eventually makes himself out to be the victim. His mom is desperate to help him. The dad is furious.

[quote]5. ⁠ Parents arrive at a compromise with each other. They will give him some cash, supplies, and a head start, but after that he is on his own.

[quote]6. ⁠I think the dad is done with Brian.

*************

[quote]He’s not on the run because that’s how he made mistakes. He’s hiding in one place and someone is taking care if him.

**************

[quote]Given the attorneys comment confirming the phone being purchased and left behind (and now in FBI custody), combined with previous speculation about BLs older phone not being in great working order, I would have been open to possibility of the phone purchase being just a routine upgrade and not a burner phone. But if it were a routine upgrade, then why would the lawyer be so informed about the detail around its being purchased? You don’t report routine electronic purchase to your attorney unless it was of material interest. Based on the attorney’s involvement, I suspect there was motive to evade behind the purchase, thus making it a phone purchased with certain intent, a “burner phone”. Devil’s advocate — the attorney may have found out about the phone only as part of the summary of artifacts seized by the FBI and the comments of it being a new phone may have surfaced in that conversation, but the possibility is small. Likely the attorney knows more about the phone beyond what his statement shows.

Such a weird fucking time we live in.

The dystopian future is now!

Third time that Tweet was posted, what's so special about it, it's starting to freak me out.

I haven't been following this as much as y'all are, so a question: does Brian have any brothers or sisters?

he has a sister

R538, it must be some Dog lover. I know one thing—Dog is not finding Brian. No matter how many tweets are posted.

[quote]Private K-9 unit heading out to small island off Florida where Dog the Bounty Hunter got a tip about potential traces of Brian Laundrie

I don't think I would be able to vote to convict Brian if I was on the jury. I would be concerned what could happen to him in prison.

Hmmm.... concern for someone who killed his girlfriend and possibly a couple camping in Utah.

You should never be on a jury, R543.

R543, I think famous killers do just fine in prison. They are celebrities.

I knew it. Those fuckers.

...and:

WHY did the police completely enable the Laundrie family???

R356. If his previous phone was crapping out, they sure bought a shitty replacement.

^^^R536

I keep thinking about the Laundrie house in Florida only being 1400 square feet. Who buys a house that small? Especially with two grown kids who are likely to visit and spend time there? And also running a business out of the home that might require space - like juicing equipment or whatever it was??

They can't have much money imo. And so they can't come up with a large amount of money to fund Brian's life on the lam (or that stupid cross-country van trip)

"As parents, you will help your young adult kids, but at some point you cut them off if they are assholes or threaten to ruin the whole family."

Sadly, for them and everyone, Brian's parents seem bent on letting him ruin the entire family. If they're as actively engaged in as much obstruction of justice as they seem to be, they're going to face jail time, the ruin of their business, and the scorn of their neighbors and the Court of Public Opinion. All in an attempt to save Brian from the consequences of his actions, accomplishing nothing more than enabling him to live as a hunted criminal with the world against him.

So no, I don't believe that speculation above about Brian's parents being done with him, their actions don't bear that out.

Agreed r552. If the family thinks this will blow over and things will get back to normal, well, they’re delusional. They better have no expectations of making any more money business-wise.

Dog at his best. LOL.

Now THAT'S a publicity stunt! Well done!

[quote] I keep thinking about the Laundrie house in Florida only being 1400 square feet. Who buys a house that small? Especially with two grown kids who are likely to visit and spend time there? And also running a business out of the home that might require space - like juicing equipment or whatever it was?? They can't have much money imo.

It looks like they dabble in real estate. From the Sarasota County Clerk's office:

1400 square feet isn’t tiny.

1400 square feet is huge.

This isn't a lot of space for four adults and a home-based business.

They seem to own a lot of properties. I wonder if they’re rentals or flips. In any case, they’re not poor.

We don't know that Brian killed her, there is no proof. Innocent until proven guilty!

So the Laundrie's own "a lot of properties" in addition to a juice machine business, and upthread, someone said three boats? Not poor, definitely, but some people who juggle properties and businesses are always close to the edge of disaster, they're overleveraged or underinsured or their tax returns are implausible works of fiction, and if the make a mistake or miscalculate risk their little empire collapses.

And everything about their recent actions bespeaks overconfidence and a lack of realism.

R562, I expect their empire (whatever that is) is a lost cause. I don’t see anyone wanting to do business with these bozos.

When you have a loser for a son who leeches off of either you or his girlfriend, then you are going to be bleeding money unless you are very wealthy. Because the loser son is always going to be a drain on your finances as he bumbles through life, "chasing his dreams" and stumbles around "pursuing his passion", all while amounting to jack shit other than massive debt and disappointing you and your spouse.

And that's not even getting into the ish that Brian is a murdering moron.

Casey Anthony might look them up, R563.

The juicer business is a UPS store address and Pa Laundrie in the garage with a soldering iron, and this is how they described it:

[quote]Our knowledgeable and experienced service technicians can help you with any questions you may have.

[quote]Our sales team has thorough knowledge of all models of juicers to help suit your needs.

[quote]Our Technical Center is located in Florida and our technicians are available for surrounding states.

[quote]If you are located out of our technicians range, juicer machines can be shipped from any state for repair with prompt turn around time. (See Service Order Request Form)

What R564 sai - x1000.

[quote]The juicer business is a UPS store address

R565, that capture is from January 2018, they use the home address now.

So far? I've seen an ex-reality TV star, trying to rebuild his brand, and a couple of youtube-y "newscasters" trying to make a name for themselves, by feeding Reddit fraus, a bunch of bullshit "updates". Pretty disgusting.

Have they located that hawt piece of man-meat yet?

Be best, Florida!

[quote]I don't think I would be able to vote to convict Brian if I was on the jury. I would be concerned what could happen to him in prison.

The screening process for jurors generally weeds out mental defectives, so you probably have nothing to worry about.

BREAKING NEWS: Dunkin Donuts delivered to Laundrie home!

More BREAKING NEWS: Dog the bounty hunter finds PERSONAL ITEM at Laundrie campsite!

[quote]So the Laundrie's own "a lot of properties" in addition to a juice machine business, and upthread, someone said three boats?

r562 this describes most carpetbagger trash in Florida.

I really hope this guy gets found but I really hope that self publicizing piece of trash “dog the bounty hunter” isn’t the one to find him.

I like the Laundrie house. It’s neither too big nor too small. And I think it has a pool? I’d be very happy with a cute house like that.

...But not in Florida.

I don't understand the claim that Brian didn't have a phone. He is clearly holding one in the cops video. Maybe he has to use it in wifi, but he indeed had a phone.

"I have absolutely no knowledge of any hard evidence relating to this case, but I intuitively believe that the following complex, detailed and implausible scenario happened"

Just proves Brian is lying when he claims not to have a cell phone. Gabby chimes in that Brian just needs to be constantly reminded to charge his phone so it works properly.

My god people. This young man has at least ten burner phones, no proof, just some experience with these types, unfortunately. I also feel like Mr Bounty Hunter will find him first. I've been wrong before though.

Brian Laundrie's neighbors arrested for assault.

I hope they find him dead.

They're not going to find him.

Angelo Zappacosta is one baseball cap and a pair of mirrored sunglasses away from a deadly Covid infection.

I'm fine with all of them infecting each other. Stand closer, bellow louder, and remember the study from last year which found that the phrase "stay healthy" produced one of the highest droplet/aerosol counts.

I think Angelo was going for a Jersey Shore thing when he started this account but couldn't remember that it's supposed to be "gym, tan, laundry."

[quote]angelo zappacosta @bad_ass2121

[quote]i like to tan work out go fishing and go to the beach. im a nice person to be around and just a good time over all. :)

His sole tweet, from 2016:

I'm amazed at how much trouble this young man has caused.

This thread is not loading properly for me. 😥

You can take the trash out of Florida, but Florida will always suck the trash right back in.

Since this thread is almost filled up, Part 2 continues here:

I wonder if this is true?

Is he vaxed?

If so, the government should be able to track him via his embedded chips? /s

Meanwhile, we’re close to the 600 magic number. Here’s the new thread.

R543, Do you hold this opinion about all criminals, that, in essence, prisons and incarceration should be eliminated?

Or do you just like the murderer Brian Potato Nose?

Catch the potato nose. Peel it and fry it, as one does with potatoes.

Fuck him. He’s garbage, and if he had an ounce of dignity, which he absolutely does not, he’d off himself as he should.

Trash.

[quote]I don't think I would be able to vote to convict Brian if I was on the jury. I would be concerned what could happen to him in prison.

When they receive their instructions from the judge before beginning deliberations, jurors are always told they are NOT to consider potential sentencing. Sentencing is the decision of the judge, not the jurors.

R596, Jurors are human.

Pretty sure in some states, the jury DOES decide the sentence, in a separate action. Google says "The six states are Arkansas, Kentucky, Missouri, Oklahoma, Texas, and Virginia."