Who'd you rather: Messi or Ronaldo?

Even with his extensive dental/orthodontal work, there's still something off about Ronaldo's mouth. I don't like his gigolo/criminal styling either.

R1 - and nosejob, and botox, and jaw filler - he's had a LOT of shit done.

I miss Badr.

Ronaldo might be a preening queen but I’ll take him any day over Messi.

Messi, did you say?

Messi is very cute, and Ronaldo is a fake looking queen.

Messi is also a good family man.

[quote] Messi is also a good family man.

Because having a family somehow makes you a “good” or better person.

Messi

[quote] Evra said on a podcast last year that he expected "some big meat" when he visited Ronaldo years ago

Size Queen was disappointed by the size of Ronaldo’s meat.

The damage those choppers could do to your dick...

On paper Ronaldo should be a million times hotter. And Messi should be a million times less attractive.

But somehow, it's the exact opposite in actuality. Can't really explain it.

Why just one? Can't I have both? At the same time?

Ronaldo is too glossy and plastic, he’s like a Ken Doll and I’d be afraid to break him. Messi looks like he’d throw a mean fuck.

I'd rather have the bearded guy sitting behind them in the pic.

Ronaldo's too old for the way he looks.

Messi all day everyday. Ronaldo is a sinewy mess queen.

[quote]Why just one? Can't I have both? At the same time?

No you can't. He's all mine!

Messi looks retarded. CR7 is better looking and probably better in bed.

Oh definitely Messi. He’s cute. I find Ronaldo’s preening metrosexual narcissism repellent.

R18 - unless you find raging narcissism hot, Crissy is not going to be hot in bed. But if you do 🔥🔥🔥

Is Ronaldo straight? Didn't he have kids with a surrogate? Though I understand he's got a girlfriend now.

Ronaldo looks (and probably is) tacky, greasy, narcissistic and gigolo-like. He's basically a Portuguese version of a chav.

A very gay chav, R22.

She's delicate.

Ronaldo has to wash out all of the products that have accumulated in his hair. It’s so much and his hair looks so fucking greasy.

Cristiano for his body alone.

Messi didn't have the most auspicious start in the looks department but he's ended up in a good place. Young Ronaldo always looked like he was in some awkward growth phase, not quite ugly but maybe he would grow into something, which he did: an airbrushed Ken doll.

Maybe he wouldn't be my first pick, but I wouldn't have any misgivings about Messi.

Ronaldo gets more and more trans looking every year. Odd guy.

How’s Ronaldo’s rape case coming along?

Messi all the way . He's a cute daddy otter . Ronaldo is a vapid narcissist Ken Doll probably a boring top who will kicked you out of bedroom after sex because he dont want you to hear his fart or smell his morning breath.

Top?

[quote]Ronaldo is a vapid narcissist Ken Doll probably a boring top

No, he’d force anal on you, without lube, and then apologize to you telling you that 99% of him is good, but 1% is very bad. Like a serial killer.

Sounds like a dream, R31.

R8 pic was Messi between thirteen and fifteen years-old! Messi can express himself very well, and is quite capable of showing genuine emotion, even crying whilst reflecting on his end with Barca. Ronaldo is always trying too hard, too macho, and all veneer. Messi wins hands down.

Antoine Griezmann or Eden Hazard is a much better dilemma.

A lot of these soccer stars have great long-lasting moisturizers!

I was at a taping of the Jonathan Ross show a few years ago and Ronaldo was the guest. During a commercial break before his segment, there was an extreme close up on his face in the monitors from the little sitting room, where someone was mic-ing him up. He had this look of arrogance to him, as if the person mic-ing him should be grateful, and his skin looked bumpy and kind of greasy. He became a little more likable during the interview but still kind of douchey. The audience adored him though. During the next break, I made eye-contact with him and thought he had really nice eyes. Then, during the next commercial break, his security guard looked over at me. I don't know what that was about. Maybe I looked like a threat.

Do we really think he's gay? I didn't really get that vibe. He just seemed quite full of himself.

R34 you can’t say no to Eden Hazard’s bubble

You are a gay man, R32, so of course—you’re into rape.

No str8 man orders multiple children (as in, years apart, not twins/triplets) from a catalogue before finding "The One" (whom he has yet to marry).

Messi is hot, it's bizarre that str8 men call him ugly. Like where? Also they overrate his wife, she's pretty but no knockout stunning beauty.

Women and gay men tend to underestimate the appeal of the girl-next-door.

It's crazy how fast people forgot that Rihanna outed Ronaldo back in 2013, a reporter asked her if she and him were dating and she responded with "I have a lot of gay friends" lmao.

Ronaldo, because he’s probably excellent at gay sex.

Sad that all these gay men love this rapist.

Lol did we also forget about that Arab boyfriend Ronaldo had some years back?

It's strange when women casually out men, such as Julianne Hough and Jonathan Bennett. It's understandable if they are exes - Vivica Fox has stated that she called 50 Cent gay because she was salty (and she can fuck off with that bullshit).

^ I find that indefensible, personally, and the culture that seems to tacitly approve it is very strange.

I can't make Ronaldo out. So much of him seems to be a construction, even allowing for the fact that anyone as famous as he is will carefully manage their image. I have sympathy if he is closeted, but... surely he wouldn't go as far as inventing rape allegations as a means of portraying himself as heterosexual?

The Bennett outing is especially odd as Hough is fond of the ladies herself.

[Quote] I have sympathy if he is closeted, but... surely he wouldn't go as far as inventing rape allegations as a means of portraying himself as heterosexual?

Perhaps he's bisexual. Gossips hate the concept but there are Jerri Blanks in this world.

It's very possible. I would have thought if that was the case he could do as (I'm sure) many other bisexual footballers do and fly under the radar, but he seems so very neurotic about his public image.

What's happening R43's pic? Is he grabbing bulge?

I imagine Ronaldo as the bossy bottom from hell.

All I see is this

Can anyone forget the pics in the car park where Ronaldo has grabbed hold the wrist of another footy player (don't recall his name) and their hips are touching, whilst staring deeply into each other's eyes. They look like lovers, one cajoling or imploring the other to do something, or perhaps not to say goodbye....

Apologies in advance if it's been posted upthread, as all links aren't currently working on my end. Some pictures do speak a thousand words.

The one on the far right is hottest

^ I believe on one hand, their fingers may have been entwined as well.

^ And Ronaldo was wiping cum out of his eye.

R59 Ha! That part I sadly missed

I thought that was Piqué, R56, not Ronaldo. It's in the Footballers in Love thread, which I can't find right now.

Vivian, Mesi looks sleazy and you fags already explained Ronaldo so.

[quote]I thought that was Piqué, [R56], not Ronaldo

It was Piqué and Ibrahimović

[quote] I'm sure many other bisexual footballers do and fly under the radar

Since 2014 or thereabouts, the English Premier League have been campaigning to raise awareness about this, and using visibility and discussion have been hoping to coax youth players coming through out of the closet as well as teach them respectful language and how to avoid discriminating on sexual & racial grounds.

It would probably help the cause on the mens’ side enormously if some closeted veterans were to come out first, as a way to encourage the junior boys and show them that there’s someone like them who made it and survived to look up to, but no-one has yet been courageous and generous enough to step up. Suppose the lifestyle is too much to sacrifice...

Who'd want be with a guy they named after a tv show character.

R7 apparently doesn't understand English or else is illiterate. Messi cherishes his family, which is attractive. Ronaldo's kids are more like trophies for him or mini Ronaldos.

Ronaldo is just so metro and fem. Does nothing for me.

......

Trick question. The correct answer to this dilemma is Gerrard.

Cheers R61 & R63. I humbly stand corrected.

Messi is a fucking midget, what's sexy about that?

He can go up on you.

CR 7 loves the pressure, he isn't afraid of it like so many mentally weak sports stars today, he welcomes it, he handles it well. He carries the teams on his shoulders and delivers. Of course, he's older now and fading...but you gotta believe that you are the best etc to accomplish that so that comes off as "full of himself".

You don't see this type of player every day. He's always done well playing for his team and country, you can't say the same about Messi. He's even quit the Argentina team before coz he always loses with them... until this year when they won something.

R73 isn’t he like 5’7 that’s the average height of the majority of your gay porn and instawhores

Re Rihanna: Did he hit and quit?

messi definitely looks like a good fuck

Yes, that parking lot picture was pique and zlatan!!!

Pique is married to Shakira. Also there is a nice video of him walking out of an airport with a boner. I posted it ages, can't remember which thread...

Not at all attractive. The beard makes him less unattractive.

I follow pique on social media. He's been posting selfies every day. He never used to.

He's looking for a new love for when Shakira goes to prison.

pique is def a pretty boy but fuck them both for being tax evaders

here is the video. He went to pick her up at the airport...

The other player Ronaldo invited over said he expected "some big meat" when he visited Ronaldo years ago... seems like he left quite disappointed.

I guess Ronaldo is better served in the bottom role then?

what about the other Ronaldo who was caught with not one but three (!!!) women with dicks in a motel/hotel. It was reported by the NYT so it's definitely true. and his excuse was he didn't know they had dicks lol.

Can’t decide if I hate or love Leo for stealing thunder from Grealish’s move last week.

I mean, I didn’t want to focus on Jack going to the dark side, but there again the poor lad has worked hard and deserves success.

Now that Messi has gone to PSG, i'm rooting for Ronaldo. I hate PSG and hope they don't win anything esp CL and they have lots and lots of injuries.

They are just buying titles. fuck them.

Most of their recent signings were on free transfer, but certainly only a handful of clubs could afford Messi's salary.

Maybe it’s better if City, PSG, Madrid, Chelsea, Bayern etc. actually do fuck off to their Super League in Qatar or Ch!na or wherever. At least there'd be no pretense that they were playing within the rules of the game, or abiding by financial fair play. These behemoth clubs do whatever they want with their money with impunity regardless of sanctions put in place to stop them, and the football we know and love is being ruined because of it.

R89 that cartoon absolutely savages CR7 hahaha (and makes him seem pretty conclusively gay). Surprised that PlayStation put their name to it.

Messi being an autistic gremlin with problems controlling or even identifying his own emotions really makes so much sense:

Higuain: “I’m pretty sure [Cristiano] thinks I’m Karim Benzema :/“ omg that ended me

Who was Becks shown eating with at 5:20? Casillas?

messi saying he joined psg bc they offer him the best shot at winning the ucl when we’ve had 2 all english finals in the past 3 years?

give it up leo we all know youre just scared of doing it on a cold tuesday night in brentford

I find Messi physically repulsive for some reason.

can’t wait to see messicelebrating ramos getting a red then having to correct himself when he remembers that they play in the same team lmao

[QUOTE] I find Messi physically repulsive for some reason.

The fact that he’s a 5’6 garden gnome might have something to do with it.

Ronaldo is gorgeous.

He looks like Two Face from Batman.

R96 err, he’s not, really, Not objectively. But you do you.

Even he were classically and naturally beautiful, it wouldn’t cancel out his narcissism or entitlement or control issues. You wouldn’t want to fuck that, trust. He’s a few clicks from full-blown crazy.

r81 He's been wilding ever since Shakira dropped the flag on her Twitter.

To understand Messi’s greatest, I think you have to have played with or against him. He has the greatest players in the game fawning over him and licking his arse, so I suppose he must be something special.

From a casual spectator/fan perspective, though, Messi isn’t fun to watch on the ball, unless he’s creating an impossible goal. In general play, he’s robotic and spiritless.

He hasn't been the "greatest" for a long time. He's done fuck all.

And he’s 5’5.

Ronaldo is the Chinese Crested dog in the Olsen Twins’ NEW YORK MINUTE.

Mere pawns in our game....

Someone once explained the difference between them to this way: Ronaldo strives so hard to surpass Messi, but Messi strives so hard hard only to surpass himself.

What everyone conveniently forgets about Ronaldo is that it took an English football team under an English manager to make him great. He always had the talent and potential, but without the discipline and ethic and grit of competitive spirit instilled in him by Fergie, Man United and the Premier League, that may easily have amounted to nothing.

Sheesh. Why's there even a choice? Ronaldo of course! Messi is fug.

Ronaldo hates Coke, which makes him slightly more tolerable.

R91, the best of it for me is the Cantona part which references the speech below and the Ronaldo/Messi reaction. He's such a troll, I love him.

R112 “crimes end voors weel mooltiply” I cant omg help😂😂wtf was that all about

A bit more context.

Messi’s first training day with PSG:

When Messi retires, Ronnie will be inconsolable and may even lose the will to live. Leo is her Sun, Moon, and starlit Sky.

Messi is weird and far from cute, Ronaldo is an egocentric and totally plastic.

So none of them

[QUOTE] Ronaldo is an egocentric and totally plastic.

Ronaldo is classless, lets’s not forget that.

[quote] Ronaldo is classless, lets’s not forget that.

Soccer etiquette and sportsmanship should certainly be considered; when deciding who you would rather fuck, the troll or the handsome guy.

R120 And who is the handsome guy? because Ronaldo looks like a wax doll

Every new year I think, “ok, this time Ronaldo will be outed”, and it never happens. Guess he just pays people to keep their yaps shut?

Or he knows how to choose the right men. Men who have something to lose by coming out, just like him.

R102, he's odds-on to win this year's Ballon d'Or.

He sure can arch that back

Can you imagine what a nightmare it is fucking someone as highly-strung, perfectionist, selfish and self-absorbed as Cristiano? People like that tend to be terrible in bed, regardless of what they’re bringing physically.

Classic

I doubt he gave Badr too much trouble.

R126

That’s hilarious. It’s like he got in the position because he wanted his friend to fuck him, but then remembered he was being watched by the paps and flopped down. Then the wiggling of his feet lol

His mannerisms on those yachts sure are interesting to watch.

Messi seems like he'd be a lot more fun while Ronaldo seems like he'd be a lot of work to deal with.

If you looked up bossy bottom or pissy in the dictionary, there'd be a pic of Ronaldo.

At 5’6, Messi is certainly fun-sized. I guess if you’re a top, he’s better to toss around the bedroom and bounce on your dick like a porn star.

R126

The video. Lol, guy watching says “that’s kinda gay”

R122 Ronaldo was accussed of raping a prostitute two times. Maybe he is bisexual, but he is not gay for sure

R133

*singing* “‘he's the Scottish Iniesta, and he’s 5 foot 4!’, de-de-de-doo-de-doo...”

“ahm 5 foot 7, but...! :/“

[quote]Ronaldo was accussed of raping a prostitute two times

Maybe he couldn't get it up an took it out on the poor prossies

The fact that it’s final transfer week when Juve are now trying to stoke some CR7 rumours/drama and by this point every other club is like “nah we good” LMAOOOOOOOO

R135

Wasn’t it anal though? It’s clear he doesn’t like pussy. I think he’s a gay-leaning bi (mostly gay) who only fucks women when they’re available in the moment and they’re both drunk.

There are many stories of “gay” men fucking their female friends (anally) when drunk. Kinda like how some “straight” guys can only fuck men when drunk.

R140

Proof. Alcohol does affect sexual activity. I don’t know if there’s a study like this for gay men with women, though. But I’ve heard stories of gay men fucking women (especially friends) when drunk.

R141 all very interesting, but Cri-Cri doesn’t touch alcohol. He won’t jeopardise his perfect physique and strict diet regiment.

R142

Apologies, guess I’m wrong. From the details, it sounded to me like alcohol was involved so I just assumed.

Is that not alcohol? Ronaldo with rape accuser Kathryn Mayorga.

Cristiano’s now only worth £25m and no-one wants him? Damn that has to sting...

Messi has a growth hormone deficiency. The only reason he’s as tall as he is is because Barcelona payed for his treatment in his early teens. So fuck all you people going on about his height.

R2 Cri was not a physically-attractive teen. But then, very few people are.

*handing Cristiano the phone* bitch it’s the Circus

[QUOTE] Messi has a growth hormone deficiency.

Who cares? He still looks like a leprechaun.

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Both, like a human centipede. With me in the middle!

R151 that would be too awkward as a scene, and I doubt you’d be satisfied. They’d end up so distracted by one another that they couldn’t get you off, whether that’s because of them seething at one another or gazing with admiration.

Easy. I am gay, I like men. Ronaldo is practically a drag queen. The photos of his Moroccan BF carrying him around the pool a couple years didn’t help his image…and the fact he can’t leave his face alone. Girly man.

Accusations of rape are not proof of rape.

They are just money grabs.

It’s 2021 and somehow NeyMessi is sailing over the horizon as a ship once again....

Poor Suarez..

You have to feel for Jack Grealish 🐇

Pep lured him away from his safe warm happy little warren at Aston Villa, dangling a #10 carrot in front of his cute little nose....only to trap him in a little wooden cage shaped suspiciously like a bench, then whistle over an ageing but still speedy and strong whippet named Ronaldo...poor little Jack Rabbit...

Ronaldo cuz he is crazy in bed.

I'd go for Messi over Ronaldo but I like the current Barcelona players Piqué and Agüero and would take them over Messi. You have to feel for Sergio - he left Man City this summer for Barcelona because he wanted to play with his old friend. And now Leo's gone to have manly embraces once again with Neymar. Poor Agüero.

Oops, R157, I didn't mean to echo your words!

A rape accusation from a prostitute could be a skillfully played red herring.

As in "he can't be gay, he raped that woman".

She gets a check and he remains "straight". Win win.

[quote] To play for City not United? I’m not going to do that. Why? Because my heart’s in Manchester United, that’s why. I can say it would be very, very, very difficult to play at Manchester City.

—ahead of Real Madrid's meeting with United in the 2013 Champions’ League

[quote] You think the money going to change my mind at 30-years-old? I don't think so. I think this is not going to be a problem. If you will speak about the money then I will go to Qatar, I'd probably have more money there than at Manchester City. It is not about the money, it is about the passion.

—in a 2015 sit-down interview with BBC Sport

Primeira Liga please come to the customer services desk and collect your crusty baked old man

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Is he transitioning, R164?

I bet he misses Badr.

Cronald is a fucking rapist and a clown. Plus he’s done as a footballer.

Lock him up for a 10 stretch, delete his FIFA profile. and close his creepy ‘museum’.

fabrizio romano really told press the only reason jordan henderson didnt move to psg this summer is bc psg signed messi....a month after hendo signed his lfc contract extension til 2025

I like the bearded guy sitting behind them...in the middle, in OP's photo.

R169 that’s Allison Becker, Brazilian goalkeeper who currently plays for Liverpool FC.

Essi all the way. I can't resist the cute dimples.

I saw a video of him in the locker room junk exposed, I think he was putting on his underwear...I saw it on twitter last year. It sure looked like him.

This guy got away with that rape case—that’s something. I don’t think metoo applies to men from other countries, considering they treat women like absolute shit.

It applies me if the media decides it applies.

*It applies if

I read R174 in Cristiano Ronaldo’s voice. I laughed.

THE guy seated behind these 2 with the full beard handsome face!..

Ronaldo looks like a gypsy

Bet Ronnie is royally pissing off the Man United dressing room with his demands and his superior attitude.

I read the other day that he’d put octopus on the canteen menu (because apparently he has the power to do that), and everyone else kicked off about it. Understandable, given that octopus does not travel well and is disgusting if not eaten fresh off the boat.

Ronaldo is so odious to me, because he alone holds the power to change how LGB is accepted and viewed in world football, and to make a safe place for future gay players/staff to come out and exist free from persecution...but he won’t.

The culture of football—especially in non-Western/secular or Christian countries—is so abusivally homophobic that it would take an elite player to withstand that initial coming out and to change the mindset of fans/sponsors/owners into one of respect. It’s entire religions and entrenched societal mores that need to be opposed here, and a player below GOAT status can’t be expected to do that.

China, UAE, South America, Africa and the like have big-money stake in the game, and will not accept visible homosexuality unless they are forced to by an undeniably elite status-player—someone who can’t possibly written off or dropped or ignored or scrubbed from history, and someone who still has immense power to influence the game’s present & future at Top 6 level. The only one who fits this profile is CR7.

Definitely Messi. He looks like a normal attractive human being. Ronaldo looks like a tarted up greaseball who'd leave your sheets stained with body oil.

[quote]Ronaldo is so odious to me, because he alone holds the power to change how LGB is accepted and viewed in world football,

HE RAPED A WOMAN. Gay men need to fucking set their sights higher. Porn and rapists? Good lord.

R182, how do you know this? were you there?

Good grief^^. Pathetic. Have you followed the story since 2018? No clearly not. Typical gay man. NO MORALS.

[Quote] Typical gay man. NO MORALS.

And you're hanging around on this site because?

I don’t much anymore.

[quote]Bet Ronnie is royally pissing off the Man United dressing room with his demands and his superior attitude.

Well, the idea was that his drive would help to inspire the other players, but I think he's getting anxious. Like PSG, they're heavy on talent and light on chemistry. Pochettino, on the other hand, seems to have a plan and Solskjaer doesn't. Ronaldo may be having some buyer's remorse.

Hmm

No?

[quote] Like PSG, they're heavy on talent and light on chemistry. Pochettino, on the other hand, seems to have a plan and Solskjaer doesn't.

R187 exactly. This is why the transfer window this year was so bizarrely backwards—in a world that makes sense, obviously Ole should have bought Grealish and Pep should have bought Ronaldo.

[QUOTE] HE RAPED A WOMAN. Gay men need to fucking set their sights higher. Porn and rapists? Good lord.

Most bottoms want a little rapeyness in their tops. They like knowing that he’ll take it if you don’t give it up willingly.

[QUOTE] Definitely Messi. He looks like a normal attractive human being.

Until you stand next to him. Then he looks like Warwick Davis.

FORGET these 2 soccer/football players, let me have KEEGAN HIRST! that is one lucky twink to have him as his boyfriend!...

When did gay soccer players start raping women? Is it a new fad?

where is the "I have sufficient" option on a survey when you really need it?

Oh dear, R188. Poor Neymar.

UGH at the North-West Derby last night!!!

Did you all see that piece of shit CR7 straight up kicking poor Curtis Jones in the stomach while he was down? And only getting a yellow for it? While Pogba got sent straight off for a slide tackle 10 minutes into his shift? (which was deserved dgmw but)

That’s true colours showing right there. Once a Dirty Red always a Dirty Red. Cristiano is living proof that you can’t buy sportsmanship or class or any kind of social worth as a role model, but you can buy free passes for your despicable behaviour.

Hope a lot of his British fans turn their back on him after that little stunt (many will—that sort of thing is not well-tolerated in EPL).

Van Dijk could literally crush Crispy twixt them thighs like a bug. But he’s too good for that

Messi is a retard (have you ever watched him struggling to try and string together a coherent sentence? He makes Kanye West sound like Einstein), but he is better looking than the insufferable Miss Plastique, who has the personality of a turd wrapped in cellophane.

Still, both are overpaid, illiterate chavs. In that regard, they're each other's equals.

Since when do gay guys rape women?

Since when do single straight men send away for their children?

CR7 was kicking the ball. But he was definitely frustrated...and I hate it when the other team injures the opposing players...we can't beat you but we will injure you and fuck up your season.

[quote] CR7 was kicking the ball. But he was definitely frustrated...

Seen this argument/apologia all over the bird site and I fucking hate it.

Curtis was holding the ball tight against his stomach and lower abdomen, lying on his side in a vulnerable position for his organs etc., when Cristiano kicked said ball very fucking hard with his whole force (as a pro sports player with strong legs) behind it. That could easily have caused some damage (at the worst a rupture of internal bleeding). Luckily Curtis was fine, seemed a bit winded and sore when he got up but otherwise ok. But as you say, it could have ruined the poor kid’s season, and he isn’t someone due to retire anytime soon like Ronaldo is....

And injury potential aside, the semiotics speak for themselves. We use the idiom ‘kicking a man while he’s down’ to refer to scummy cheap cowardly bullying behaviour, and that’s what happened here. It was a very clear statement of intent and attitude from Cristiano, and he doesn’t get to back out of that by giving post-match statements about his personal ‘frustration’. He’s a nasty POS who takes out his own problems on people younger and weaker and with less clout than himself.

Imo Cristiano is just having an extremely hard time with career downturn, ageing, juggling all his projects etc. But if that’s the case then he needs to retire gracefully, instead of disgracing the game that brought him all his abundance and opportunity.

^ Agree with that. His temper tantrums can't be justified, but I'd feel a slight bit of sympathy for his mid-life crisis if it wasn't so ego-driven. Messi's going through something similar at PSG, but I've zero sympathy for him given the type of club he chose to sign for. He's doing well with Argentina so he should focus on his last World Cup and stop trying to rack up club trophies to bolster his career statistics.

R199, I've never got that impression. I haven't watched many interviews but he seems relatively articulate (see below for instance). Ronaldo isn't stupid by any means but Messi is intelligent though his savant abilities are channeled solely into football. He's an outstanding reader of the game. I agree that they're both wildly overpaid and their egos have been pampered by their managers, to their detriment.

CR7 can speak English quite well since he played in England... Messi not so much. Neymar even worse.

Ronaldo speaks at least three languages, I think - hardly ignorant or illiterate.

R206 he’s fairly intelligent, yes, which makes his lack of empathy a bigger problem.

Cri was shoving Ole out the way and ranting at the United players in the dressing room at half-time during the NW Derby. Well, more like shaming than ranting.

He should be coaching not playing, if that’s how he wants to behave. Yeah, he’s frustrated and his teammates are playing shockers right now, but he’s one of them and so the responsibility falls equally on him.

OP oi dunnow, that’s an ard wun innit?

Which wun fooks bettah? Oim quite loose so they aff to ave a big cock.

One picture says a thousand words.

The bear behind. Who is he?

Rat or muskrat.

Great choice.

I'm surprised the OP didn't do it as a poll.

Messi has fewer crotchfruit, so he wins by default.

lewandowski was just fuckin robbed of the balloon door

would say leonardo pepsi can lick my bollocks. but he can’t reach that high

Neither. Cavani is more my type.

Of course Messi. Ronaldo is cheesy euro-trash. He’s got the maturity of a high school boy.

Messi vs Ronaldo is the dry stale white toast of football rivalries. Nothing tasty or sexy or appealing about it. It never goes away or gets thrown out even though no one wants it.

And now their parents are involved, just when you thought it couldn’t get lamer.

I want to sit on Messi’a face

Cristianos wining mentality is all bullshit, he is a crybaby and its so petty and pathetic how he is liking posts discrediting another competitor not even lewy did this. Specially for such a consecrated player who won everything he has won. In the end he can’t stand all those years on messis shadow and his inferiority complex keeps showing like he did all his career taking shots at Messi. This dude has so much and he let a 1.70 South American ruin his life and be the name of his existence. And Messi never responded always minded his business and that’s why he can be an equal at best but never better than Messi and he will never be. Embarrassing for his fanboys

‘poch is a fraud’ agenda is ON if he somehow manages to fuck up winning the champions league with messi, neymar, -and- mbappe

i mean dgmw poch is a fraud agenda is always on, but particularly so now

Messi is a deity with BDF.

Christiano of course

Actually both, at once ;)

R223 the logistical nightmare of that💀

fair play you like what you like, and im not shaming, but. macrophilia/microphilia in the same session....yikes

sarrr happy the rig didn’t work hahaha

U MONSTERS WILL NEVER GET UR MESSI VS RONALDO DINOSAUR V DINOSAUR NONSENSE FIXTURE

Neither man can hold a candle to prime Xavi, Iniesta, or Thierry Henry, especially when it comes to mentality and touch.

Messi is better than CR7, and he is certainly in contention for the GOAT, but imo he still isn’t *the* GOAT. For years, he played alongside older men more talented than him who raised his game. He’s just lucky that atm there’s no-one else around to compete.

Also, arguably it was Guardiola’s inspired coaching that brought Messi into the conversation in the first place.

is there anything sexier than a big barnsley man denying a sex offender the chance to score a last minute fergie-time goal by clonking heads with him

R170 glad that Trent Alexander-Arnold grew out his locs in the last year. He looks way cuter with more length around the ears, makes him look less pointy in the face.

Tyrone Mings defo approves..

football twitter is 60% messi v ronaldo, 15% prem fans wishing utd doesn’t curse them, 10% kids playing FIFA or football manager online, 9% fan girlies thirstin and wannabe WAGs making moves, 5% lower league/non English players & fans havin obscure bants no one else gets, and 1% actual good takes from your dads mate who gets it

Grealish.

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R230 awww fanks that really mayns the wurld ya now!! Bit of fan support doz maike the presshah aysier to handle ya get me?

everybody that voted for Messi, needs to have their eyes checked.

Oops, I didn’t realize DL would delete what I typed at R231 because of the site.

What Imeant to say is that for those of you claiming that the rape allegations are false, read the linked article. She went to the police within 24 hours and did a rape kit. She did not immediately go to the media then or even later. Also, Ronaldo’s statements were inconsistent at the time. This guy is either bi, straight, or gay, but most likely committed sexual assault, so what do we care how hot he is?

cr7 isn’t a team player he’s all about himself

if any of those stupid clowns who were posting him on their insta stories all excited ab him (looking at you jlingz and the others) thought they were going to be best friends with ronaldo they’re thicker than I thought

those lads that have come up through the MUFC academy worshipping him must feel sooooo sick. dont meet your heroes and all that. but yeah its not surprising that he's like that is it really

This coming Winter, it is likely that Lewandowski, Thiago Silva, Ronaldo, Zlatan, Messi, Neuer, Suarez, Neymar, Bale, Modrić and a few others will appear in the World Cup for the very last time in their playing careers.

Messi is a man, but Ronaldo is a sister.

Both are cocksuckers.

[quote] This coming Winter, it is likely that Lewandowski, Thiago Silva, Ronaldo, Zlatan, Messi, Neuer, Suarez, Neymar, Bale, Modrić and a few others will appear in the World Cup for the very last time in their playing careers.

I mean...they're BOTH pretty fucking HOT. I just can't imagine noticing that Messi's "eyes are too close" or his "legs are too short." I can't overlook the being hot part of him to even notice something that he can't do SHIT about like the position of his eye sockets.

The FUCK is wrong with people?

R240, you must be new to DL

R241 Nope. Not at all. It just NEVER ceases to amaze me.