Cristiano Ronaldo knocks up his girlfriend again!

His goilfrend is full of moles

Turkeys baster score again!

How many of his offspring did he order by mail before apparently deciding to go the old fashioned route?

This is, what, the third pair of twins for him? Could it be anymore obvious none of his kids was conceived naturally?

R2 cheers for that, we needed a laugh after training.

I'm sad he can never come out no matter how many dicks have been up his ass. Sad.

R6 gay or straight, the man is a bullying creep and a narcissist. Who cares if he’s happy, or if he’s living his truth?

Sure, Jan.

LMAO

Twins = Fertility treatments

She was knocked up by a turky baster.

R3, his eldest and one set of twins were born via a surrogate, possibly the same surrogate. I love how the DM dwells on their romantic meeting at Gucci. There is, or used to be, plenty of evidence online that she was working in a strip club when they met.

R5 I’ll take Hendo anyday

But who knocked up Cristiano?

I'm straight, bitches!!

How can you not see this hot stud on the left, pounding a woman and getting her pregnant??

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Crissy will never pass up an opportunity to grab some BBC!

He was accussed of rape (twice) and sexual harassment but people keep saying he is gay.

He is totally plastic and has an awful personality, if he is bi (i doubt he is gay but probably he is not straight neither) he better stays in the closet

R12 good luck trying to pull me off Hendo’s cock🤤

The world doesn't need any more people least of all from a gay guy who won't come out.

Those poor test-tube babies will grow to be so messed up, and put under so much microscopic pressure.

Well, at least the money will soothe their pain.

Fergie’s a grandad again!

Should ease the sting a bit from the weekend’s epic shithousing, eh?

Stupid breeder with money.

Australian footballer: I'm gay!

Cristiano: I'm STRAIGHT!!!!

He’s....he’s genetically-engineering his own team from scratch, isn’t he...

I know he has all that money but why so many kids, CR7?

Ole’s at the wheel!

R18 funny seeing fake-woke slave-using brands (looking at you, boohoo) openly congratulate the rapist/closet-case on his announcement.

Maybe he likes children. As for the rape charges, it wouldn't be the first time a woman screams rape at a wealthy man to collect money. Like he'd have to rape a woman, when he has volumes of women throwing themselves at him.

It's a fair question - is he impotent? Why he keep having test tube babies?

R30 hmmm, hadn’t thought of that. Perhaps, if he used steroids earlier in his career?

The superior man in Pogba would never do this, and would never need to, and I think we all have to keep that in mind😌