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Mason Mount - the english footballer who so many gay british men now seem to fancy , have a crush on or lust over

I have noticed whilst following twitter trends related to englands national football team playing in the euro matches just how many gay football fans in the UK fancy and have a thing for the footballer Mason Mount.I too have now joined the group of many gay brits who find this guy rather sexy and adorable! He has obviously been a bit of a hit in the gay community with a gay fanbase for a while but I have only just discovered the joys!

Anybody else like him?

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by Anonymousreply 237November 12, 2021 12:36 AM

He’d be a lot cuter without the white supremacist haircut.

by Anonymousreply 1July 11, 2021 2:31 AM

Who was the footballer who got fingered by a coach(?) on the side of the field?

by Anonymousreply 2July 11, 2021 2:35 AM

WHET to that middle age divorce bloke u fancy dear? No dice I assume.

by Anonymousreply 3July 11, 2021 2:36 AM

r2 WOW Never heard that before!! Can anyone please enlighten? When was this?

by Anonymousreply 4July 11, 2021 2:39 AM

He is adorable. Would be better if he got that jumó in his nose fixed, but still adorable.

by Anonymousreply 5July 11, 2021 2:41 AM

Nice picture of Mason.

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by Anonymousreply 6July 11, 2021 2:41 AM

He's handsome, charming when he smiles, lithe and tight, and has a very distinguished big nose!

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by Anonymousreply 7July 11, 2021 2:43 AM

Pretty and dumb-looking.

by Anonymousreply 8July 11, 2021 2:44 AM

He seems geared toward the pedo-adjacent daddy types.

by Anonymousreply 9July 11, 2021 2:46 AM

r7 Do big noses signify anything else?!

by Anonymousreply 10July 11, 2021 2:48 AM

r9 ?? Really? Hes less twinky than Tom Daley or Chris Mears.

by Anonymousreply 11July 11, 2021 2:49 AM


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by Anonymousreply 12July 11, 2021 2:50 AM

Many thanks r12 ! Appreciated!

by Anonymousreply 13July 11, 2021 2:51 AM

R12, that's the weirdest thing I've seen so far this year. Thank you for several reasons.

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by Anonymousreply 15July 11, 2021 2:08 PM

Hate to say it, but the DL acronym "AWG" leaps uncontrollably to mind.

by Anonymousreply 16July 11, 2021 2:14 PM

AWG?? r16 ?

by Anonymousreply 17July 11, 2021 2:29 PM

He can mount me anytime!

by Anonymousreply 18July 11, 2021 2:35 PM

r18 Snap!!😍😘

by Anonymousreply 19July 12, 2021 1:05 AM

Straight men (well, Kinsey 1-4) generally more fancy players like Jack Grealish, Kalvin Philips, Tyrone Mings & Luke Shaw (the latter especially now, after THAT goal). Lads taller than 5”5, older than 22, and with visible muscles and facial hair.

Source: my heteroflexible 28 year-old Liverpool supporting (I know, booo) BIL.

by Anonymousreply 20July 13, 2021 11:54 PM

She's fine. She sends her love.

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by Anonymousreply 21July 13, 2021 11:58 PM

Love that he spent 90% of the Euros locked in a private hotel wing with Ben Chilwell alone, for their COVID isolation nest. Very domestic, so cute.

However did Chilly & Mase pass the time by themselves, I wonder? And how broken was poor Declan Rice’s heart by it?

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by Anonymousreply 22July 14, 2021 12:06 AM

He was in the Britney Spears movie.

by Anonymousreply 23July 14, 2021 12:12 AM

OP=Frank Lampard

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by Anonymousreply 24July 14, 2021 12:19 AM

His nose is one of his best features. Don’t touch it!

by Anonymousreply 25July 14, 2021 12:19 AM

He is very cute BUT he looks like he has not a blade of hair on his body.

by Anonymousreply 26July 14, 2021 12:32 AM

Rate him as a club player, one of the best Chelsea has in their current XI.

To be honest though, I felt he underperformed at this Euros, and that he never quite delivers at international level. It’s like he doesn’t commit and isn’t engaged, or his heart and mind are elsewhere; fair enough if that’s true, not everyone likes a national call-up.

He didn’t need to play in the final this year. I understand that Gareth wanted to give him minutes to make up for isolation, but that’s not a good way to decide a squad for a very crucial and historic game. I would have put Saka in for Mount.

by Anonymousreply 27July 14, 2021 12:53 AM

Im guessing he and Ben Chilwell, during quarantine, both “helped a buddy out.”

by Anonymousreply 28July 14, 2021 1:05 AM

He looks like a twink bottom. Does he have a girlfriend or wife?

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by Anonymousreply 30July 14, 2021 7:42 AM

R30 as a little girl in the early 2000s I used to be that way about John Terry lmao

by Anonymousreply 31July 14, 2021 10:18 AM

Casual reminder that Chelsea’s club owner Roman Abramovich uses the money he makes in football to partially fund the occupation & settlement plans of Elad.

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by Anonymousreply 33July 14, 2021 10:31 AM

something tells me that maybe playing 70 matches in a season isn’t great for international performance but that’s just me and none of my business...

hopefully Dele comes back the World Cup!

by Anonymousreply 34July 14, 2021 10:48 AM

Mason Mount is a porn name if I ever heard one. Gurl better be a top!

by Anonymousreply 35July 14, 2021 11:23 AM

R35 the most Mase could top is a cupcake. He’s a tiny Elfin twink.

by Anonymousreply 36July 14, 2021 11:28 AM

He has covert needy slut vibes...

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by Anonymousreply 37July 14, 2021 11:40 AM

Isnt Luke Shaw a rumoured closet case?

by Anonymousreply 38July 14, 2021 11:48 AM

r38 yes

by Anonymousreply 39July 14, 2021 12:39 PM

R38 are you serious? Where did you hear that? I’m losing my mind thinking about that lmao

by Anonymousreply 40July 14, 2021 12:39 PM

Meh. Overrated git.

by Anonymousreply 41July 14, 2021 12:44 PM

R9/R30 little virginal girls adore Mason, because he presents himself as completely sexually pure and unthreatening, like a Disney Prince or a boybander.

Perverts with an underage or virgin fetish like him for the same reasons.

The fact that in reality he’s known to be a cheating womanising fuckboy slag like almost every other overpaid pro footballer in existence is neither here nor there.

by Anonymousreply 42July 14, 2021 1:02 PM

R8 i thought was me.....?

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by Anonymousreply 43July 14, 2021 1:24 PM

He’s so fucking hot. If he had an OnlyFans I’d be all over it. Damn.

by Anonymousreply 44July 14, 2021 1:35 PM

R28 just found this Nifty story (I didn’t write it) about Mount & Chilwell hooking up. It’s hot and sweet if a bit trashy and camp lol.

[quote] Mason leaned closer and threw an arm about Ben's bare shoulders to hug him as he laughed -- flirtatious but matey at once. `You're just horny from the game.' `What, and you're not...? `Oh, mate...' Ben looked down, finding Mason's other hand on the crotch of his loose joggers, giving him the gentlest feel through them while his butter-wouldn't-melt grin fixed him face-to-face. Ben let out a huffy indecisive breath, holding his strong defender's body still, peering cautiously back at the cute 22 year-old colleague. `This is happening, then,' he said in a wary voice. `Sure is,' chirped Mason with an infuriatingly relaxed air, squeezing Ben softly through the material, and stooping to kiss him once on th muscle of his shoulder. `Come on, Chilly, it's what we both deserve after tonight...isn’t it?’ Ben moved slowly and passively, grinning back at the flirty murmurings from the attractive younger Chelsea player; he allowed himself to be guided through their room, past the beds, onto the short sofa by the windows, where he sat with his legs spread and Mason close at his side, reaching between them to stroke and manhandle the growing rod in there and cooing about its impressive size as if he hadn't been well aware of those proportions already. ‘How’s that?' Mount asked, perhaps sensing indecision. `Feeling good,' Chilwell assured him, patting and stroking his back through the thin England t-shirt he wore, besotted as he was with his national duty. `You sure you want to play like this tonight, bro...?’ The 22-year-old Pompey just laughed at this, taking Ben's hand off his shoulder and pushing it into the crotch of his slim-fit trackies, inviting him to reciprocate and feel his growing stiffness as confirmation. Both lads leered at each other, and relaxed; both of them exuding an air of innocence despite the dirty secret they shared, protected, indulged.

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by Anonymousreply 45July 14, 2021 1:55 PM

the way mason mount somehow has the whole of the teen girl tiktok pitch-rat community in a chokehold… it ain’t right. deeply concerning. they also love that tiny rodent foden. where’s the flava ladies?

with that said it would be worse to have to see and read imagines featuring hotter grown men on the team (like say philips or stonesy or dier or someone) fighting over ‘y/n’ who is inexplicably a cutter/a wembley staffer/southgate’s niece/a lioness/whatever.

by Anonymousreply 46July 14, 2021 8:07 PM

Apparently Mase has been papped spending not-very-socially-distant time with one of those women from the popband Little Mix.

Maybe he should have a little chat with Becks & Jamie Redders & Cashley Cole before he decides to take that any further.

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by Anonymousreply 47July 14, 2021 10:14 PM

r38 I think your mixing him up with Declan Rice.

by Anonymousreply 48July 14, 2021 11:25 PM

R47 Eew, what a pig.

by Anonymousreply 49July 14, 2021 11:37 PM

R48 weren’t there rumours that Rice could have been the player who wrote that anonymous open letter to the British press about being a closeted Premier League footballer? Iirc it was something to do with a West Ham connection.

by Anonymousreply 50July 14, 2021 11:43 PM

summoning circle for Mason to come to Stam next season🙏🙏🙏

if i have to watch Fornals play one more match i'm going to kill myself

by Anonymousreply 51July 14, 2021 11:46 PM

r50 Yes his name was one of the most frequently mentioned names in that rumour mill.

by Anonymousreply 52July 14, 2021 11:58 PM

Well, if Dec is gay then Mason knows and is totally comfortable with it, given how close they are and have always been. So even if he isn’t gay, then there’s a good chance he’s an ally.

by Anonymousreply 53July 15, 2021 12:01 AM

Looks like a scrounger.

by Anonymousreply 54July 15, 2021 12:04 AM

R52 who were the other names again? I just went to look for sources and I can’t access the old one I had bookmarked (it’s been scrubbed or taken down).

by Anonymousreply 55July 15, 2021 12:15 AM

I love Luke Shaw. Can we have a thread on him please?

by Anonymousreply 56July 15, 2021 12:17 AM

he's super cute, wow

by Anonymousreply 57July 15, 2021 12:38 AM

r55 Patrick Bamford was another name widely speculated on as being that player.

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by Anonymousreply 58July 15, 2021 6:25 AM

What would Jesus say about him?

by Anonymousreply 59July 15, 2021 6:28 AM

R58 ah, I see. Reading his bio tells the tale.

I don’t think he’s a likely candidate for a closet-case; he’s just getting the Graeme LeSaux/Frank Lampard/Will Hughes/Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain treatment, I.e. “what is this posh arty prettyboy poofta who could have gone to Uni doing out here on the pitch with us scallies?”

by Anonymousreply 60July 15, 2021 10:30 AM

He is super beautiful. Why am I so taken aback.

by Anonymousreply 61July 15, 2021 1:17 PM

R48 Declan Rice is an interesting anomaly in terms of love life, because he’s one of only a few of the currently-famous England squad to date a woman who isn’t really typical WAG material, and he’s one of the few not known to sleep around with other women at all. Perhaps that’s where the rumours arise?

His girlfriend Lauren was his teen school friend before they dated (his childhood sweetheart, like Harry Kane’s wife Kate), and before he became a big name in the Premier League. While she’s very cute in a natural healthy normal way, she isn’t someone you’d ever guess was a conventional footballer’s girl from the way she looks and presents herself I.e. not very fit/skinny, cosmetically enhanced, trendy, perma-tanned & bleached, flashy and extroverted.

They don’t have a high profile given their status and rarely post content about their relationship, but the few pictures and videos there are suggest that they’re happy. That said, some think their chemistry on film is more chummy and familial than it is anything else. It’s their own business, I suppose.

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by Anonymousreply 62July 15, 2021 1:19 PM

Rice seems to show more flirtatious attention toward his teammates, especially Mason.

That could just be bants, though. They’ve been best mates for almost their entire young lives.

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by Anonymousreply 63July 15, 2021 1:22 PM

He looks different in every pic.

by Anonymousreply 64July 15, 2021 1:24 PM

Is he related to the beautiful Anson Mount?

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by Anonymousreply 65July 15, 2021 1:26 PM

I climbed Mount Mason, located on South Island, New Zealand.

by Anonymousreply 66July 15, 2021 1:46 PM

Mason plays as a #19, which is essentially a bit of a worthless spare part number. Messi wore it for like five minutes when he started at Barça, then at first opportunity dropped it for #10 on the back. No other big worldbeating star has ever played #19.

by Anonymousreply 67July 15, 2021 1:52 PM

He shouldn’t ever have been played ahead of Grealish for any reason. Travesty of a decision from Southgate.

This sounds cruel, but I sort of wish Mase had to stay quarantined/isolated for the entirety of Euro 2020, or that he picked up a minor painless injury in training that meant he had to be benched permanently and not play the last few games. With Jack out there in Mason’s free spot, England could have had a greater chance of winning the final.

by Anonymousreply 68July 15, 2021 2:14 PM

R49 but he looks so cute in his “I’m bi shhh” black jeans.

by Anonymousreply 69July 15, 2021 2:30 PM

R44 this will have to do😋

He’s totally got a semi on watching Kalvin Philips flex and sweat lmao

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by Anonymousreply 70July 15, 2021 3:41 PM


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by Anonymousreply 71July 15, 2021 4:24 PM

Smegma build up.

by Anonymousreply 72July 15, 2021 4:49 PM

Mason is totally in a tortured jealous love triangle with Rice & Chilly.

Who will Mason choose? And what will the third wheel do for friendship and sex once it all breaks down? Or will they attempt a throuple?

This drama is giving me my life back!

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by Anonymousreply 73July 15, 2021 5:59 PM

These fanfic posts are hilarious, but still slightly hot 👀

by Anonymousreply 74July 15, 2021 6:35 PM

The people claiming that gay play between pro British sports players is all impossible fiction clearly do not know the business or the culture. It’s endless elaborate and risky games of gay chicken, until one day it’s not.

Also, straight men rival lesbians for same-sex social drama.

by Anonymousreply 75July 15, 2021 7:27 PM

Hope Jack Grealish got some apologetic sexual favours out of this teacup poodle, for taking his pitch-time during the Euro finals.

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by Anonymousreply 76July 15, 2021 9:58 PM

R58 you can tell Bamford is a posho just looking at him. He has the same pointy snooty Saxon look as the famous Fox family.

by Anonymousreply 77July 15, 2021 11:36 PM

There is NO gay hanky panky in sports. Sucking each other off or circle jerking is called "team building" or "camaraderie".

by Anonymousreply 78July 15, 2021 11:42 PM

That's the best England has?

by Anonymousreply 79July 16, 2021 12:24 AM

R79 not the best-looking or fittest totty we have in the domestic league, obviously, but probably one of the best looking England squads there’s been.

Traditionally our national squad tends to uggo, so a remotely passably attractive one like this for a change makes everyone headloss.

by Anonymousreply 80July 16, 2021 9:20 AM

“Declan Rice....it was gonna be 8 shots to get on that [dick], until I saw the gay armband and now it’s been narrowed down to 3. Come here, Ricey.”

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by Anonymousreply 81July 16, 2021 9:22 AM


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by Anonymousreply 82July 16, 2021 9:23 AM

According to scientific studies of symmetry, Raheem Sterling is objectively the most attractive England player. . Horses for courses. He ain’t my type, but fair play to the lad he does look good.

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by Anonymousreply 83July 16, 2021 10:43 AM

R52 a lot of people were saying Calum Chambers was the gay letter-writing anon.

He’s nice-looking, but really shit on FIFA.

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by Anonymousreply 85July 16, 2021 7:35 PM

R85 yeah it’s a hell of a sliding curve compared to the entire world. It’s like saying, ‘which is the sexiest horse in this tiny stable’?

by Anonymousreply 86July 16, 2021 8:51 PM

OP sorry but I feel your premise is wrong, or at least too narrow. Tops with a thing for cute little pocket puppies might be into him, but gay men in general? Questionable.

by Anonymousreply 87July 16, 2021 10:09 PM

How tall is our Mason?

by Anonymousreply 88July 16, 2021 10:17 PM

I just hope he ages nicely, unlike most soccer players (David Beckham)….

by Anonymousreply 89July 16, 2021 11:01 PM

He’s looks like your average white twink. So I’m not surprised he’s hyped up to be all that. Just figured English people and media had higher standards

by Anonymousreply 90July 16, 2021 11:02 PM

R88 Google makes his heigh 5”10, which is an absolute scream. Like fuck is he that. 5”8 is pushing it.

by Anonymousreply 91July 16, 2021 11:26 PM

What is up with his neck in OP's pic? Either his back muscles are underdeveloped or his posture is just crap. He looks like the mean old penguin from Happy Feet.

by Anonymousreply 92July 16, 2021 11:28 PM

R92 yeah it’s not ideal. Tech neck? These kids always be on they phones...

Could also be why his height is misreported? Maybe he’s supposed to be inches taller but he slouches and his posture is fucked so he looks shorter..

by Anonymousreply 93July 16, 2021 11:49 PM

Post-loss young Mount got whisked straight away to a private resort in Mykonos by his older England teammates Shaw, Walker, Phillips, Grealish, Chilwell & White.

Guess there are worse things in which to drown one’s sorrows than endless Yachtgirl WAP and the best marching powder there is.

Hope Declan isn’t jealous...

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by Anonymousreply 94July 17, 2021 9:47 AM

This little toerag is potentially getting a £50k pay rise on top of the £80k he already gets.

Someone needs to cap footballer wages severely.

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by Anonymousreply 95July 17, 2021 1:08 PM

R95 Is 130K a lot for a salary in the UK? Professional athletes in the States get paid quite a bit more.

by Anonymousreply 96July 17, 2021 2:51 PM

r94 Declan is there with them according to the article.

by Anonymousreply 97July 17, 2021 5:30 PM

Oh, I read the article and saw that they are paid weekly. So it's 130K a week, which is indeed a lot.

by Anonymousreply 98July 17, 2021 8:11 PM

How come he looks so good in England navy, but so horrid in Chelsea royal blue?

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by Anonymousreply 99July 17, 2021 9:57 PM

Wot a chancer!!!

by Anonymousreply 100July 18, 2021 2:47 AM

🎶Chelsea rent boy! Chelsea rent boy! Whoa-oh, OH-oh!

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by Anonymousreply 101July 18, 2021 9:02 AM

Dec & Mase are dressed the same on holiday.

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by Anonymousreply 102July 18, 2021 4:23 PM

Ricemount friends all think they’re fucking lmao

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by Anonymousreply 103July 18, 2021 4:24 PM

In one of Josh Denzel’s recent IG stories, off-camera you can hear a girl in the background shouting Mason’s name quite ecstatically out of breath...maybe she was just running to grab him a Stella and pass it🤭

by Anonymousreply 104July 18, 2021 5:49 PM

Best friends..

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by Anonymousreply 105July 18, 2021 6:45 PM

Hottest Brit in all of the isles.

by Anonymousreply 106July 19, 2021 1:33 PM

his middle name is ‘Tony’ wtf?? that’s such an old man name

by Anonymousreply 107July 19, 2021 4:16 PM

r55 I think Dominic Calvert Lewin was one of the names speculated and this new picture of him kind of helps illustrate why.

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by Anonymousreply 108July 20, 2021 12:50 AM

R108 DCL is just a hypebeast, no? I don’t think dressing in trendy expensive clothes is a hallmark of a gay sports player. He may just have an eye for quality thanks to that posho upbringing, or he may want to attract a higher quality of lifestyle or woman than other footballers go for

by Anonymousreply 109July 20, 2021 12:54 AM

r109 I don't know much about him .I just spotted on twitter renewed speculation he is gay because of these clothes as the picture is new and some speculating mentioned his name came up as a gay footballer a few years ago.

by Anonymousreply 110July 20, 2021 2:12 AM

Should have been "Anthony," R107. He must have been named after someone, as "Tony" is a nickname.

by Anonymousreply 111July 20, 2021 5:35 AM

R110 ah ok. Nice catch.

Apologies for anything offensive you may have come across reading that Twitter tag. Unfortunately it is a trend in the sometimes homophobic world of pro-footie for people to accuse fashionable or well-dressed footballers of being gay, because everyone knows style is the reserve of the Gays alone. Poor Graeme LeSaux used to get hammered over this, as did Jamie Redknapp and later Becks.

by Anonymousreply 112July 20, 2021 11:20 AM

r112 There were rumours Beckham was gay!!! My god he screams metrosexual but straight in every way . I'm stunned people thought otherwise. especially after his adultery with a woman was revealed.

by Anonymousreply 113July 20, 2021 3:06 PM

R113 yeah, it’s a ridiculous notion through our gay eyes, but you know the Heteros and their panic. They don’t really know what they’re looking for, so anything unusual or eye-catching or offensive to their sensibilities is a potential red flag for them.

by Anonymousreply 114July 20, 2021 3:08 PM

R107, FU.

by Anonymousreply 115July 20, 2021 7:31 PM

It feels so weird drooling about how hot he is when he’s so little and young. Like yeah, he’s well of age (and only six years younger than me), but his looks and his size and his vibe is still so jailbaity.

by Anonymousreply 116July 20, 2021 7:50 PM

R108 this is OT (sorry Mase), but I wonder if all that drama about DCL & Madders falling out last year had to do with sexuality? Dom & James were close in the same social circle for years, then suddenly they mysteriously and seriously fell out over something secret, Dom distanced himself from their entire group of mutual friends including Jack, and James suddenly got a steady girlfriend where before he was always playing the field? It was all kind of suss.

by Anonymousreply 117July 21, 2021 9:09 AM

Is there like a set menu of thots these footballers pick girls from? Too many get with one from the same tiny pool of influencers or models, like picking from a little box of Barbie dolls. There are plenty of better-looking women all over the world that these footballers could be sleeping and partying with, but they never do. Maybe the modelling agencies that certain WAGs are linked to are actually covert beard-hire/escort/prozzie rings?

Weird too that the long term gfs of these footballers never leave when they’re publically humiliated so often. Yeah, the money and the lifestyle is fucking fantastic, but to have fans and other footballers and every pretty groupie in the country laughing at what a mug you are in exchange...doesn’t seem fun. Perhaps these girls know too much dirt on their childhood sweethearts, so they’re paid and bribed to stay with them as a kind of NDA insurance policy?

by Anonymousreply 118July 21, 2021 1:47 PM

R118 Usually because of the crowds you hang with. You’re just in a different bubble once you’re a sports pro or celebrity singer/actor. These guy don’t need to go after IG thots or supermodels. They can usually go after other sports stats too from Olympians to female football pros

by Anonymousreply 119July 21, 2021 2:57 PM

R119 footballers can easily date or party with female athletes or actresses too, you’re right—but they rarely seem to, and that’s weird. That was my point.

Sure, you get an occasional footballer/pop starlet power couple in the Beckham mould, but the majority of top-flight footballers all pass the same group of IG girls and reality tv stars and ex-Babestation women around, and don’t look twice at women with proper careers of their own (to be fair, many female athletes are gay, so...). Even the models footballers pull aren’t typically European or American supermodels—just low-tier British ones.

Is it that famous women with their own money all think footballers are classless trash and won’t fuck them? Or that they do fuck footballers, but on the downlow? Or is it that footballers prefer slutty obscure social climbers who they can manipulate and push around? Is the ‘Page Three Girl’ predilection an unassailable tradition? Or are these girls we see with footie players all the time bought and paid for by agencies/management? It’s all so sketchy.

by Anonymousreply 120July 21, 2021 3:43 PM

Is Declan Rice actually a bit cute, or am I just astrally-channelling Mason Mount because we’re talking about him?

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by Anonymousreply 121July 21, 2021 5:03 PM

Oh, no, R121, Declan isn't cute at all, oh, no, no guys want him, he's hideous, I mean ,ewwww.

by Anonymousreply 122July 21, 2021 5:06 PM

R120 I think it's simple. Most footballers are dumb, uneducated and classless. Sure, there are exceptions, like Dier, who love reading and going to art galleries. So low IQ trashy players hook up with low IQ trashy thots. They are not looking for deep thinkers and conversationalists. The girls are in it for the lifestyle. Everyone wins.

Why would a smart, accomplished career woman date a guy who can barely string a sentence together? Can you imagine how boring they are? Great sex and shopping sprees only last so long. Not to mention that he'd probably do something incredibly stupid like film himself having a threesome with prozzies. Who needs that kind of thing ruining your reputation and career by association?

by Anonymousreply 123July 21, 2021 5:09 PM

R123 Eric Dier is fluently bilingual. I bet Dele Alli has a lot of fun with that in bed.

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by Anonymousreply 124July 21, 2021 8:45 PM

R122 hope this doesn’t ruin anyone’s fantasy, but most everyday English lads look more like Rice & Chilwell & Tom Davies than Mount or Dier or Grealish, so no-one coming to visit our charming little island get your hopes up too much alright?

by Anonymousreply 125July 21, 2021 8:46 PM

R125 an average English footballer still looks like a fucking Adonis compared to the lot going on boozy holidays in Amsterdam and Ibiza.

by Anonymousreply 126July 21, 2021 9:20 PM

R124 I thought he and Dele had a falling out. They are not that chummy anymore.

by Anonymousreply 127July 21, 2021 9:25 PM

R127 they always did fight like a bitchy gay couple.

Dele in particular is such a whiny queen. José clearly wanted to slap the shit out of him.

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by Anonymousreply 128July 21, 2021 10:44 PM

R89 Goldenballs actually had a very good run. YMMV but I’d say the bloom only really came fully off the rose in the last five or six years.

The tanning in the Miami sun and the ghastly tattoos ruined the last several years of hotness he could have had, but before that got too bad he was still looking fine. His body stayed in great shape until very recently (I noticed a little pudge and sag at the Euros, though he’s still more cut than I’ll ever be), and his face has always been top-tier. As he matured his style became decent and far more flattering, and for a good few years after his retirement in 2012 he retained that special glow about him everyone always talked about.

It’s more his public reputation and emotional image that’s really ugly and tarnished, thanks to the email scandal of 2016 and the poor choices he’s made since. Lookswise, even though he’s pushing 50 he’s still cited as the UR example and default choice of ‘good-looking and charismatic white British footballer’.

It’s interesting to wonder who takes his place as the ultimate posterboy, as David in his turn took Jamie Redknapp’s place. I reckon if Jack Grealish stops boozing & drugging and going to crisp himself up Ibiza every year, then he is set to knock Becks off the pedestal shortly. Eric Dier if he loses weight also has a good shot. Time’s going to tell on Mason, it’s too early to know yet. As for the rest of the young England squad, I think baby Jude Bellingham may grow up to break some hearts.

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by Anonymousreply 129July 22, 2021 10:50 AM

A friend of mine who works for a charity met Beckham when he was in his 30s - he knew him from pictures etc, of course, but didn't think he was that attractive. When he met him though he said it was like beauty radiated from him. He found him incredibly attractive in the flesh.

by Anonymousreply 130July 22, 2021 12:20 PM

R130 interesting story! And almost everyone says the same about David.

He’s one of those lucky guys with an intangible aura, though of course the INT and empathy in his stats had to drop to get it.

by Anonymousreply 131July 22, 2021 12:25 PM

R122 well, Mason obviously really likes him a lot.

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by Anonymousreply 132July 22, 2021 3:18 PM

Full kit wanker....

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by Anonymousreply 133July 23, 2021 12:28 AM

Still no dick pics?

by Anonymousreply 134July 23, 2021 12:49 AM

r134 Here's hoping !! A yummy delicious prospect!🤩

by Anonymousreply 135July 30, 2021 2:48 AM

Love the very straight lads over at TalkSport looking respectfully at the sudden growth in Mason’s guns👀

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by Anonymousreply 136July 30, 2021 12:27 PM

Soccer players really don't have impressive bodies. They are lean but nowhere near that of offensive American football, Rugby, and Basketball. Even track and field sprinters have bigger more muscular bodies. Fitness models and IG whores tend to have better bodies as well. It's more performance overlooks like Swimmers.

by Anonymousreply 137July 30, 2021 4:26 PM

r13y Ooh you think there might be some closet cases at Talk Radio who's news and current affairs division is rather right wing!!

by Anonymousreply 138July 31, 2021 4:03 AM

R136 lmao well it wouldn’t really come as a shock, would it? Half of all homophobes tend to be people scared of their own sexuality.

by Anonymousreply 139July 31, 2021 10:02 AM

Due to evidence coming to light that Mason thinks it’s fine and wonderful to eat ketchup with eggs at breakfast-time (cf. England NT training camp videos), I can no longer be posting or supporting him in good conscience. Some things are too vile to overlook.

by Anonymousreply 140July 31, 2021 11:49 AM

R139, there's not necessarily anything sexual or gay about guys talking about muscles. Men compare themselves to others all the time to see who's better. Even the Kinsey zeroes generally recognize who's handsome and beautiful. Straight guys also compare their dicks to others' because that's just how things are. Obviously everything is a bit complicated when it comes to human sexuality, and like they say we're all bi to a point.

R140, I read years ago that eating tomatoes in any form, including ketchup, is wonderful for the health of your prostate. He might be more health conscious than you.

by Anonymousreply 141July 31, 2021 11:55 AM

[quote]Soccer players really don't have impressive bodies. They are lean but nowhere near that of offensive American football, Rugby, and Basketball. Even track and field sprinters have bigger more muscular bodies. Fitness models and IG whores tend to have better bodies as well. It's more performance overlooks like Swimmers.

FOOTBALL players have the bodies of athletes, and the bodies vary depending on what position they play. Roaming midfielders can run 15k a match so they don't want to be lugging unnecessary bulk around the pitch whereas strikers and defenders who don't run as much but rely on physical strength to challenge for the ball so will work out their upper bodies a lot more

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by Anonymousreply 142July 31, 2021 12:05 PM

R142 exactly.

Plus a lot of those bodybuilding types are actually really weak, because their deep connective core muscles are undeveloped and they lack any stamina. A slim lumberjack could outpace and outlift most of those muscle queens.

by Anonymousreply 143July 31, 2021 12:38 PM

r140 A massive deal breaker!!😁

by Anonymousreply 144August 1, 2021 10:54 PM

they need to build more bulk because they are being pushed around by the big defenders on the pitch...he's pretty small as well. not tall.

by Anonymousreply 145August 1, 2021 11:11 PM

^Mase is so tiny, he can just run under defender legs. He’s like a Smurf.

by Anonymousreply 146August 1, 2021 11:13 PM

Why is such an ugly man, fancied, crushed on, and lusted over??

by Anonymousreply 147August 2, 2021 3:16 AM

He can have all the ketchup he wants with his eggs. I think it’s vile, but he’s adorable. So, I’m good.

by Anonymousreply 148August 2, 2021 3:20 AM

Is this *soccer* tournament over yet? Who won? Who cares!

by Anonymousreply 149August 2, 2021 3:21 AM

R149 well, see, that’s the thing about the football. It just keeps rolling, mate. It never ends, and it goes on forever. New tournaments every year. No-one will ever ultimately win the football, which is why it’s the enduring opiate of the masses.

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by Anonymousreply 150August 2, 2021 9:15 AM

[quote]Plus a lot of those bodybuilding types are actually really weak, because their deep connective core muscles are undeveloped and they lack any stamina. A slim lumberjack could outpace and outlift most of those muscle queens.

I used to enjoy watching the Tough Mudder/Survival Of The Fittest/Tuff Enuff events that were held opposite my flat.

The huge instamuscle bros were great at some of the disciplines where strength was a requirement but when it came to basic running their little legs just couldn't cope with carrying all that muscle around.

It's the same with the tv game shows like Ninja Warrior, Total Wipeout etc. Too much muscle is a huge disadvantage.

by Anonymousreply 151August 2, 2021 9:26 AM

R147 Mount is cute and sort of pretty if you like a sparkly-clean and hairless boyish twink, but he isn’t close to being the hottest man in the current England side.

Who’s going for Mini-milk Mason when instead you could have Jordan Henderson, Jack Grealish, or John Stones? Or DCL, Eric Dier, Kalvin Philips, or Luke Shaw?

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by Anonymousreply 152August 2, 2021 10:19 AM

Mason should keep a closer eye on Declan. Some of the other England lads have got wandering eyes and hands...

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by Anonymousreply 153August 2, 2021 2:00 PM

purse-sized fertile twink; perhaps breedable?? bottom energy.

by Anonymousreply 154August 5, 2021 7:53 PM

It must be the name.

by Anonymousreply 155August 5, 2021 7:58 PM

r154 Love the phrase bottom energy!

by Anonymousreply 156August 5, 2021 8:12 PM

Kai Havertz has definitely tapped that

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by Anonymousreply 157August 10, 2021 1:29 PM

Ok which one of you thirsty queens is making ass edits of Mase?

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by Anonymousreply 158August 10, 2021 10:09 PM

r157 Love that gif!!

by Anonymousreply 159August 10, 2021 10:26 PM

Ben Chilwell must fuck like no other. He somehow had both Mason & Jack constantly flirting with him during the Euros.

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by Anonymousreply 160August 11, 2021 1:04 PM

R159 Kai is equally obssessed with Mason💕

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by Anonymousreply 161August 12, 2021 8:45 AM

His nose is as big as Hastings, 12th duke of Bedford

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by Anonymousreply 162August 12, 2021 10:02 AM

His nose is as big as Abraham Sofaer

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by Anonymousreply 163August 12, 2021 10:04 AM

Is he related to Anson Mount?

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by Anonymousreply 164August 12, 2021 10:12 AM

Catfishing myself as a Chelsea fan posting a this content for you jackals lmao

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by Anonymousreply 165August 12, 2021 4:46 PM


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by Anonymousreply 166August 12, 2021 4:49 PM

r164 No but hes handsome too!

by Anonymousreply 167August 13, 2021 5:32 AM

Lukaku has come back to Chelsea, and will likely join Mount & Havertz on their front line.


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by Anonymousreply 168August 13, 2021 9:13 PM

Mason holds onto Declan like that’s his boyfriend, honestly...

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by Anonymousreply 169August 13, 2021 10:19 PM

Maybe he is r169.....

by Anonymousreply 170August 13, 2021 10:49 PM

Thanks R32 I don't even like Chelsea but now I feel like buying a bunch of their merch.

by Anonymousreply 171August 13, 2021 11:04 PM

Chilly x Mase!

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by Anonymousreply 172August 14, 2021 11:31 AM

the more video and pics I see of him & Chilly together the more I think Mase is desperate to be fucked by him...

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by Anonymousreply 173August 20, 2021 10:05 AM

Mendy fancies Mason a bit too, but then Mendy goes for the young wains as we know....

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by Anonymousreply 174August 21, 2021 3:58 PM

So he just let Chelsea newcomer Kovacic have the #8 shirt and again took the inferior #19 instead, because his “favourite number is 10, and 1+9 is 10”? Sure, Jan🙄

He needs to start standing up for himself more. He’s not the 19-year old newbie anymore.

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by Anonymousreply 175August 21, 2021 11:07 PM

Horseplay in training with Kai....😘

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by Anonymousreply 176August 22, 2021 9:45 AM

at some point everyone must come to terms with the fact chelsea are scum with murderous genocidal owners but unfortunately they also have undeniably hot players 😭

by Anonymousreply 177August 23, 2021 3:17 PM

Is he one of the chosen twunks in Jordan Henderson’s England harem?

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by Anonymousreply 178August 25, 2021 10:01 AM

The cleat-chasers and fangirls report that he especially likes black women.

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by Anonymousreply 179August 25, 2021 8:08 PM

r178 It certainly looks like it!

by Anonymousreply 180August 25, 2021 10:20 PM

He made the World Cup squad!

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by Anonymousreply 181August 26, 2021 5:11 PM

Qualifiers. World Cup qualifiers squad.

by Anonymousreply 182August 26, 2021 7:19 PM

R182 oh, did we suddenly have a memory lapse and forget the events of the July just gone, then? If I remember rightly there was a Final involved...

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by Anonymousreply 183August 26, 2021 7:33 PM

Flirting with Lukaku!

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by Anonymousreply 184August 27, 2021 8:01 AM

r181 Wonderful!!❤🥰 🔥

by Anonymousreply 185August 27, 2021 10:21 PM

i'm watching him play now, i'm not digging his new haircut.

by Anonymousreply 186August 28, 2021 5:38 PM

R186 he’s been *depressed* over the Euros, ok?

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by Anonymousreply 187August 29, 2021 9:33 AM

r187 He is dripping in sex appeal in that photo!🥰🤩😘

by Anonymousreply 188August 30, 2021 12:21 AM

Back in St. Georges’ yesterday for England training, and on to Budapest for a qualifying match tomorrow...

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by Anonymousreply 189August 31, 2021 12:13 PM

Who did his new hairstyle, Tupperware?

by Anonymousreply 190August 31, 2021 12:55 PM

R190 I find his facial hair more troubling. It’s perilously close to soul-patch territory.

by Anonymousreply 191August 31, 2021 3:38 PM

It's not real football.

by Anonymousreply 192August 31, 2021 3:41 PM

R192 at Chelsky? No it ain’t, you’re right about that mate.

by Anonymousreply 193August 31, 2021 3:45 PM

He’s cute

by Anonymousreply 194August 31, 2021 3:48 PM

More Kai x Mason content, this time them rolling around on the pitch in celebration, tangled together more like newlyweds on a bed...

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by Anonymousreply 195August 31, 2021 3:57 PM

^^^full gifset

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by Anonymousreply 196August 31, 2021 3:58 PM

girls & gays are obsessed with Mason but....there’s just something that’s missing for me…. his vibe is too textbook twinky and that makes him a lil corny? he needs to go on a eat pray love journey and come back with spice bc he’s NOT cutting it

by Anonymousreply 197August 31, 2021 9:49 PM

r194 Indeed he is.He has an incredibly adorable and kissable face! I want to kiss it all over!

by Anonymousreply 198September 1, 2021 3:35 AM

He gives me young Tammy a little bit..

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by Anonymousreply 199September 1, 2021 10:30 AM

r199 Gorgeous photo 😍

by Anonymousreply 200September 1, 2021 4:10 PM

He is so handsome. Perfect nose.

by Anonymousreply 201September 1, 2021 6:10 PM

Mase is doing beautifully against Hungary tonight, but the other attacking forwards are too slow and not sharp enough seizing passes and chances he’s creating.

by Anonymousreply 202September 2, 2021 8:42 PM

r202 A fantastic player on the pitch.

by Anonymousreply 203September 2, 2021 9:20 PM

He’s so perfect ❤️

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by Anonymousreply 204September 2, 2021 11:02 PM

Pretty perky arse, but not a patch on Jack’s...

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by Anonymousreply 205September 4, 2021 6:49 PM

r205 If only those photos were nude so an important proper comparison can be made!!

by Anonymousreply 206September 4, 2021 6:51 PM

Pretty little Mason should be more careful teasing the older bigger more ‘flexible’ lads in training. Don’t want anyone getting the wrong(?) idea...

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by Anonymousreply 207September 9, 2021 10:19 AM

Or the very hot right idea r207!! 😘😍

by Anonymousreply 208September 9, 2021 6:41 PM

Meh, he looks inbred to me. But you do you, I guess…

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by Anonymousreply 210September 10, 2021 6:06 AM

Rooting for Deccers to find the courage and tell Mase he’s in love with him, and hoping he gets a positive response. Life really is too short, lads.

The “best mates, yeah hahaha, just banter” patina is wearing off. I have never looked at a mate I’ve had for years and taken an awestruck breath like Rice does when Mount walks in a room.

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by Anonymousreply 211September 14, 2021 10:18 AM

r211 That would be so adorable and sweet if it happened!

by Anonymousreply 212September 15, 2021 2:21 PM


Football IS what is played in America. English football is for men who can't throw a real football.

by Anonymousreply 213September 15, 2021 2:50 PM

Mount took control of the photography in the latest INSIDE ENGLAND video.

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by Anonymousreply 214September 16, 2021 4:29 PM

Anson Mount is hotter.

by Anonymousreply 215September 16, 2021 4:31 PM

Dec & Mase were peak cute on their date at the boxing the other night💖🎈🧢

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by Anonymousreply 216September 29, 2021 12:51 AM

[quote] Mason Mount - the english footballer who so many gay british men now seem to fancy , have a crush on or lust over

Hey Mason, can we Mount you now?

by Anonymousreply 217September 29, 2021 1:48 AM

r216 A very sweet bromance at minium!

by Anonymousreply 218September 29, 2021 2:21 AM

Id pay to watch their fuck tape R216 !

by Anonymousreply 219September 29, 2021 3:46 AM

Mason got Man Of The Match in Chelsea’s last fixture. Defo well-deserved👏

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by Anonymousreply 220September 29, 2021 11:11 AM

Indeed r220 he is a strong footballing talent.

by Anonymousreply 221September 29, 2021 8:26 PM

lmao at him binning his FIFA 21 copy

tbf those ratings he got were a bit offensive

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by Anonymousreply 222October 1, 2021 10:58 PM

Chilly is having a tough time lately, personally and professionally, what with his depression rushing back and then getting dropped from the World Cup squad.

Looking at him flirting and frolicking with Mason in training, though, you wouldn’t think there was anything wrong at all.

Maybe Mase is his light in the darkness.

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by Anonymousreply 223October 2, 2021 11:32 AM

Maybe! r223

by Anonymousreply 224October 2, 2021 1:31 PM

Everyone’s saying the controversial vaccine-refusers in the England squad are probably the Chelsky players :( Makes sense if it’s Mount & Chilly—they caught COVID during the Euros, so they likely think themselves immune...

by Anonymousreply 225October 2, 2021 11:42 PM

r225 I thought the rumours centered around older members of the squad?

by Anonymousreply 226October 3, 2021 12:00 AM

R226 could be, sources are differing. The real truth hasn’t come out yet.

FWIW the latest I heard was that one or two older players on the England team are vocally anti-vaxx and spreading disinformation via WhatsApp etc., and that a handful of impressionable younger players (the teens and Uni-aged) are following that lead.

DGMW; I really hope neither Mount nor Chilwell have bought into it, but at the end of the day we must remember that they are just football players—we know how intelligent and considerate such men tend to be. Plus the fact that both boys had mild COVID and it didn’t really impact their health (they got very lucky) could easily turn them against the idea that the virus is dangerous.

It’s getting serious out there all across the game. Some players in the Prem are even considering sueing their clubs and terminating their own contracts if vaccine enforcement rules come in.

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by Anonymousreply 227October 3, 2021 10:01 AM

Chilly/Mase continue to be couple goals (even if they are Chelsea scum atm).

Mason is a lucky lad to have two cute fit sweet lads such as Ben & Dec in his life💙

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by Anonymousreply 228October 15, 2021 4:37 PM

Hat-trick for Mase this afternoon! And the first time in over a decade that Chelsea have snatched a victory 7-0.

The Canaries just got eaten alive by Chelsea, who spent the full 90 cruelly playing with their food. Brutal and painful to watch that, and it got worse with every goal banged in. I’m not even a Norwich fan, but fuck me that must have been agonising as defeats go (the twentieth defeat in a row..) If this keeps up any longer, Norwich are headed back to the Championship. Where is their mindset? Aren’t they meant to be a competitive top-flight sports team?

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by Anonymousreply 229October 23, 2021 2:25 PM

The way Mason has hos in different area codes📟

Chilly & Dec at home then Jorghino on standby. And who knows who else

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by Anonymousreply 230October 25, 2021 12:49 PM

We keep being blessed with fresh Chilly/Mase content and it’s so lovely 💕

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by Anonymousreply 231October 29, 2021 2:11 PM

Chilly getting his own back on Mount for a VR scare prank 👹👹👹

Their little cuddle after is so cute the way Mase literally reaches for Ben with his tiny grabby hands

my heart is so full

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by Anonymousreply 232November 1, 2021 2:31 PM

Mason has an adorable little moment making a snow angel at the end of the Xmas advert for Sports Direct this year. Nice touch, even if the company are slave-labour using cunts.

But awkward too that Declan Rice is in the first five seconds of the original long version of the ad, only to get his part cut out for time in the one they put in the tv breaks. They probably only put him in so Mase would agree to do it.

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by Anonymousreply 233November 8, 2021 12:33 AM

Awwww poor Mason has to miss the last two England qualifying matches of the year and the next couple of Chelsea matches, because he needs to get an emergency wisdom tooth extraction.

Get well soon sweet boy!

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by Anonymousreply 234November 9, 2021 2:33 PM

Does he have a crush on Pulisic?

@KaiHavertz come get your boy

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by Anonymousreply 235November 9, 2021 2:35 PM

Mase still loopy from the nitro he got at the dentist🤣🤣🤣adorable even when utterly banjoed, even if he does look about 12 years old and his mum is driving him home

And talking about giving his extracted teeth to an auction for charity wtf? (thought he said ‘Chilly’ not ‘charity’ at first bc he was slurring and that sent me) Gross idea really tbh however I do like the out-of-the-box thinking

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by Anonymousreply 236November 10, 2021 11:52 AM

OT but on the subject of England national team, I just wanna know why the more popular Jack Grealish threads keep getting consistently closed before hitting 100 posts, yet the 3 people posting in this thread (including me) can apparently carry on discussing Mason (or other England players like Harry Kane) ad nauseum/until post limit?

It doesn’t make sense. I thought that threads here usually only get closed if they’re a) mostly spam/stupid comments, b) basically dead/only the work of a couple of posters, or c) on the subject of something inherently controversial or trollbaity—imo the Jack threads do not meet any of these criteria.

So can someone explain wtf the matter is? It’s negatively affecting my kudos to keep starting new Jack threads for the dozen or so people interested in discussing him, and I don’t want everyone to think I’m a troll.

by Anonymousreply 237November 12, 2021 12:36 AM
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