Mason Mount - the english footballer who so many gay british men now seem to fancy , have a crush on or lust over
I have noticed whilst following twitter trends related to englands national football team playing in the euro matches just how many gay football fans in the UK fancy and have a thing for the footballer Mason Mount.I too have now joined the group of many gay brits who find this guy rather sexy and adorable! He has obviously been a bit of a hit in the gay community with a gay fanbase for a while but I have only just discovered the joys!
Anybody else like him?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 316 | May 24, 2023 2:21 AM
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He’d be a lot cuter without the white supremacist haircut.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 11, 2021 1:31 AM
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Who was the footballer who got fingered by a coach(?) on the side of the field?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 11, 2021 1:35 AM
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WHET to that middle age divorce bloke u fancy dear? No dice I assume.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 11, 2021 1:36 AM
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r2 WOW Never heard that before!! Can anyone please enlighten? When was this?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 11, 2021 1:39 AM
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He is adorable. Would be better if he got that jumó in his nose fixed, but still adorable.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 11, 2021 1:41 AM
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He's handsome, charming when he smiles, lithe and tight, and has a very distinguished big nose!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 7 | July 11, 2021 1:43 AM
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He seems geared toward the pedo-adjacent daddy types.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 11, 2021 1:46 AM
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r7 Do big noses signify anything else?!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 11, 2021 1:48 AM
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r9 ?? Really? Hes less twinky than Tom Daley or Chris Mears.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 11, 2021 1:49 AM
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Many thanks r12 ! Appreciated!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 11, 2021 1:51 AM
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R12, that's the weirdest thing I've seen so far this year. Thank you for several reasons.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 11, 2021 1:53 AM
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Hate to say it, but the DL acronym "AWG" leaps uncontrollably to mind.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 11, 2021 1:14 PM
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Straight men (well, Kinsey 1-4) generally more fancy players like Jack Grealish, Kalvin Philips, Tyrone Mings & Luke Shaw (the latter especially now, after THAT goal). Lads taller than 5”5, older than 22, and with visible muscles and facial hair.
Source: my heteroflexible 28 year-old Liverpool supporting (I know, booo) BIL.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 13, 2021 10:54 PM
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She's fine. She sends her love.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | July 13, 2021 10:58 PM
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Love that he spent 90% of the Euros locked in a private hotel wing with Ben Chilwell alone, for their COVID isolation nest. Very domestic, so cute.
However did Chilly & Mase pass the time by themselves, I wonder? And how broken was poor Declan Rice’s heart by it?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 22 | July 13, 2021 11:06 PM
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He was in the Britney Spears movie.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 13, 2021 11:12 PM
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His nose is one of his best features. Don’t touch it!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 13, 2021 11:19 PM
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He is very cute BUT he looks like he has not a blade of hair on his body.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 13, 2021 11:32 PM
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Rate him as a club player, one of the best Chelsea has in their current XI.
To be honest though, I felt he underperformed at this Euros, and that he never quite delivers at international level. It’s like he doesn’t commit and isn’t engaged, or his heart and mind are elsewhere; fair enough if that’s true, not everyone likes a national call-up.
He didn’t need to play in the final this year. I understand that Gareth wanted to give him minutes to make up for isolation, but that’s not a good way to decide a squad for a very crucial and historic game. I would have put Saka in for Mount.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 13, 2021 11:53 PM
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Im guessing he and Ben Chilwell, during quarantine, both “helped a buddy out.”
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 14, 2021 12:05 AM
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He looks like a twink bottom. Does he have a girlfriend or wife?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 14, 2021 12:10 AM
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R30 as a little girl in the early 2000s I used to be that way about John Terry lmao
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 14, 2021 9:18 AM
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Casual reminder that Chelsea’s club owner Roman Abramovich uses the money he makes in football to partially fund the occupation & settlement plans of Elad.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 32 | July 14, 2021 9:26 AM
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something tells me that maybe playing 70 matches in a season isn’t great for international performance but that’s just me and none of my business...
hopefully Dele comes back the World Cup!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 14, 2021 9:48 AM
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Mason Mount is a porn name if I ever heard one. Gurl better be a top!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 14, 2021 10:23 AM
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R35 the most Mase could top is a cupcake. He’s a tiny Elfin twink.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 14, 2021 10:28 AM
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He has covert needy slut vibes...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 37 | July 14, 2021 10:40 AM
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Isnt Luke Shaw a rumoured closet case?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 14, 2021 10:48 AM
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R38 are you serious? Where did you hear that? I’m losing my mind thinking about that lmao
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 14, 2021 11:39 AM
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R9/R30 little virginal girls adore Mason, because he presents himself as completely sexually pure and unthreatening, like a Disney Prince or a boybander.
Perverts with an underage or virgin fetish like him for the same reasons.
The fact that in reality he’s known to be a cheating womanising fuckboy slag like almost every other overpaid pro footballer in existence is neither here nor there.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 14, 2021 12:02 PM
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R8 i thought was me.....?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 43 | July 14, 2021 12:24 PM
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He’s so fucking hot. If he had an OnlyFans I’d be all over it. Damn.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 14, 2021 12:35 PM
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R28 just found this Nifty story (I didn’t write it) about Mount & Chilwell hooking up. It’s hot and sweet if a bit trashy and camp lol.
[quote] Mason leaned closer and threw an arm about Ben's bare shoulders to hug him as he laughed -- flirtatious but matey at once. `You're just horny from the game.' `What, and you're not...? `Oh, mate...' Ben looked down, finding Mason's other hand on the crotch of his loose joggers, giving him the gentlest feel through them while his butter-wouldn't-melt grin fixed him face-to-face. Ben let out a huffy indecisive breath, holding his strong defender's body still, peering cautiously back at the cute 22 year-old colleague. `This is happening, then,' he said in a wary voice. `Sure is,' chirped Mason with an infuriatingly relaxed air, squeezing Ben softly through the material, and stooping to kiss him once on th muscle of his shoulder. `Come on, Chilly, it's what we both deserve after tonight...isn’t it?’ Ben moved slowly and passively, grinning back at the flirty murmurings from the attractive younger Chelsea player; he allowed himself to be guided through their room, past the beds, onto the short sofa by the windows, where he sat with his legs spread and Mason close at his side, reaching between them to stroke and manhandle the growing rod in there and cooing about its impressive size as if he hadn't been well aware of those proportions already. ‘How’s that?' Mount asked, perhaps sensing indecision. `Feeling good,' Chilwell assured him, patting and stroking his back through the thin England t-shirt he wore, besotted as he was with his national duty. `You sure you want to play like this tonight, bro...?’ The 22-year-old Pompey just laughed at this, taking Ben's hand off his shoulder and pushing it into the crotch of his slim-fit trackies, inviting him to reciprocate and feel his growing stiffness as confirmation. Both lads leered at each other, and relaxed; both of them exuding an air of innocence despite the dirty secret they shared, protected, indulged.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 45 | July 14, 2021 12:55 PM
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the way mason mount somehow has the whole of the teen girl tiktok pitch-rat community in a chokehold… it ain’t right. deeply concerning. they also love that tiny rodent foden. where’s the flava ladies?
with that said it would be worse to have to see and read imagines featuring hotter grown men on the team (like say philips or stonesy or dier or someone) fighting over ‘y/n’ who is inexplicably a cutter/a wembley staffer/southgate’s niece/a lioness/whatever.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 14, 2021 7:07 PM
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Apparently Mase has been papped spending not-very-socially-distant time with one of those women from the popband Little Mix.
Maybe he should have a little chat with Becks & Jamie Redders & Cashley Cole before he decides to take that any further.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 47 | July 14, 2021 9:14 PM
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r38 I think your mixing him up with Declan Rice.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 14, 2021 10:25 PM
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R48 weren’t there rumours that Rice could have been the player who wrote that anonymous open letter to the British press about being a closeted Premier League footballer? Iirc it was something to do with a West Ham connection.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 14, 2021 10:43 PM
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summoning circle for Mason to come to Stam next season🙏🙏🙏
if i have to watch Fornals play one more match i'm going to kill myself
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 14, 2021 10:46 PM
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r50 Yes his name was one of the most frequently mentioned names in that rumour mill.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 14, 2021 10:58 PM
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Well, if Dec is gay then Mason knows and is totally comfortable with it, given how close they are and have always been. So even if he isn’t gay, then there’s a good chance he’s an ally.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 14, 2021 11:01 PM
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R52 who were the other names again? I just went to look for sources and I can’t access the old one I had bookmarked (it’s been scrubbed or taken down).
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 14, 2021 11:15 PM
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I love Luke Shaw. Can we have a thread on him please?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 14, 2021 11:17 PM
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r55 Patrick Bamford was another name widely speculated on as being that player.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 58 | July 15, 2021 5:25 AM
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What would Jesus say about him?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 15, 2021 5:28 AM
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R58 ah, I see. Reading his bio tells the tale.
I don’t think he’s a likely candidate for a closet-case; he’s just getting the Graeme LeSaux/Frank Lampard/Will Hughes/Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain treatment, I.e. “what is this posh arty prettyboy poofta who could have gone to Uni doing out here on the pitch with us scallies?”
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 15, 2021 9:30 AM
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He is super beautiful. Why am I so taken aback.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 15, 2021 12:17 PM
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R48 Declan Rice is an interesting anomaly in terms of love life, because he’s one of only a few of the currently-famous England squad to date a woman who isn’t really typical WAG material, and he’s one of the few not known to sleep around with other women at all. Perhaps that’s where the rumours arise?
His girlfriend Lauren was his teen school friend before they dated (his childhood sweetheart, like Harry Kane’s wife Kate), and before he became a big name in the Premier League. While she’s very cute in a natural healthy normal way, she isn’t someone you’d ever guess was a conventional footballer’s girl from the way she looks and presents herself I.e. not very fit/skinny, cosmetically enhanced, trendy, perma-tanned & bleached, flashy and extroverted.
They don’t have a high profile given their status and rarely post content about their relationship, but the few pictures and videos there are suggest that they’re happy. That said, some think their chemistry on film is more chummy and familial than it is anything else. It’s their own business, I suppose.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 62 | July 15, 2021 12:19 PM
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Rice seems to show more flirtatious attention toward his teammates, especially Mason.
That could just be bants, though. They’ve been best mates for almost their entire young lives.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 63 | July 15, 2021 12:22 PM
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He looks different in every pic.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 15, 2021 12:24 PM
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Is he related to the beautiful Anson Mount?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 65 | July 15, 2021 12:26 PM
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I climbed Mount Mason, located on South Island, New Zealand.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 15, 2021 12:46 PM
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Mason plays as a #19, which is essentially a bit of a worthless spare part number. Messi wore it for like five minutes when he started at Barça, then at first opportunity dropped it for #10 on the back. No other big worldbeating star has ever played #19.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 15, 2021 12:52 PM
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He shouldn’t ever have been played ahead of Grealish for any reason. Travesty of a decision from Southgate.
This sounds cruel, but I sort of wish Mase had to stay quarantined/isolated for the entirety of Euro 2020, or that he picked up a minor painless injury in training that meant he had to be benched permanently and not play the last few games. With Jack out there in Mason’s free spot, England could have had a greater chance of winning the final.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 15, 2021 1:14 PM
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R49 but he looks so cute in his “I’m bi shhh” black jeans.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 15, 2021 1:30 PM
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R44 this will have to do😋
He’s totally got a semi on watching Kalvin Philips flex and sweat lmao
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 70 | July 15, 2021 2:41 PM
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Mason is totally in a tortured jealous love triangle with Rice & Chilly.
Who will Mason choose? And what will the third wheel do for friendship and sex once it all breaks down? Or will they attempt a throuple?
This drama is giving me my life back!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 73 | July 15, 2021 4:59 PM
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These fanfic posts are hilarious, but still slightly hot 👀
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 15, 2021 5:35 PM
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The people claiming that gay play between pro British sports players is all impossible fiction clearly do not know the business or the culture. It’s endless elaborate and risky games of gay chicken, until one day it’s not.
Also, straight men rival lesbians for same-sex social drama.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 15, 2021 6:27 PM
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Hope Jack Grealish got some apologetic sexual favours out of this teacup poodle, for taking his pitch-time during the Euro finals.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 76 | July 15, 2021 8:58 PM
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R58 you can tell Bamford is a posho just looking at him. He has the same pointy snooty Saxon look as the famous Fox family.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 15, 2021 10:36 PM
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There is NO gay hanky panky in sports. Sucking each other off or circle jerking is called "team building" or "camaraderie".
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 15, 2021 10:42 PM
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That's the best England has?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 15, 2021 11:24 PM
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R79 not the best-looking or fittest totty we have in the domestic league, obviously, but probably one of the best looking England squads there’s been.
Traditionally our national squad tends to uggo, so a remotely passably attractive one like this for a change makes everyone headloss.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 16, 2021 8:20 AM
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“Declan Rice....it was gonna be 8 shots to get on that [dick], until I saw the gay armband and now it’s been narrowed down to 3. Come here, Ricey.”
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 81 | July 16, 2021 8:22 AM
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According to scientific studies of symmetry, Raheem Sterling is objectively the most attractive England player. . Horses for courses. He ain’t my type, but fair play to the lad he does look good.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 83 | July 16, 2021 9:43 AM
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R52 a lot of people were saying Calum Chambers was the gay letter-writing anon.
He’s nice-looking, but really shit on FIFA.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 84 | July 16, 2021 2:21 PM
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R85 yeah it’s a hell of a sliding curve compared to the entire world. It’s like saying, ‘which is the sexiest horse in this tiny stable’?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 16, 2021 7:51 PM
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OP sorry but I feel your premise is wrong, or at least too narrow. Tops with a thing for cute little pocket puppies might be into him, but gay men in general? Questionable.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 16, 2021 9:09 PM
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I just hope he ages nicely, unlike most soccer players (David Beckham)….
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 16, 2021 10:01 PM
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He’s looks like your average white twink. So I’m not surprised he’s hyped up to be all that. Just figured English people and media had higher standards
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 16, 2021 10:02 PM
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R88 Google makes his heigh 5”10, which is an absolute scream. Like fuck is he that. 5”8 is pushing it.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 16, 2021 10:26 PM
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What is up with his neck in OP's pic? Either his back muscles are underdeveloped or his posture is just crap. He looks like the mean old penguin from Happy Feet.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 16, 2021 10:28 PM
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R92 yeah it’s not ideal. Tech neck? These kids always be on they phones...
Could also be why his height is misreported? Maybe he’s supposed to be inches taller but he slouches and his posture is fucked so he looks shorter..
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 16, 2021 10:49 PM
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Post-loss young Mount got whisked straight away to a private resort in Mykonos by his older England teammates Shaw, Walker, Phillips, Grealish, Chilwell & White.
Guess there are worse things in which to drown one’s sorrows than endless Yachtgirl WAP and the best marching powder there is.
Hope Declan isn’t jealous...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 94 | July 17, 2021 8:47 AM
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This little toerag is potentially getting a £50k pay rise on top of the £80k he already gets.
Someone needs to cap footballer wages severely.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 95 | July 17, 2021 12:08 PM
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R95 Is 130K a lot for a salary in the UK? Professional athletes in the States get paid quite a bit more.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 17, 2021 1:51 PM
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r94 Declan is there with them according to the article.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 17, 2021 4:30 PM
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Oh, I read the article and saw that they are paid weekly. So it's 130K a week, which is indeed a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 17, 2021 7:11 PM
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How come he looks so good in England navy, but so horrid in Chelsea royal blue?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 99 | July 17, 2021 8:57 PM
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🎶Chelsea rent boy! Chelsea rent boy! Whoa-oh, OH-oh!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 101 | July 18, 2021 8:02 AM
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Dec & Mase are dressed the same on holiday.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 102 | July 18, 2021 3:23 PM
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Ricemount friends all think they’re fucking lmao
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 103 | July 18, 2021 3:24 PM
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In one of Josh Denzel’s recent IG stories, off-camera you can hear a girl in the background shouting Mason’s name quite ecstatically out of breath...maybe she was just running to grab him a Stella and pass it🤭
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 18, 2021 4:49 PM
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Hottest Brit in all of the isles.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 19, 2021 12:33 PM
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his middle name is ‘Tony’ wtf?? that’s such an old man name
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 19, 2021 3:16 PM
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r55 I think Dominic Calvert Lewin was one of the names speculated and this new picture of him kind of helps illustrate why.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 108 | July 19, 2021 11:50 PM
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R108 DCL is just a hypebeast, no? I don’t think dressing in trendy expensive clothes is a hallmark of a gay sports player. He may just have an eye for quality thanks to that posho upbringing, or he may want to attract a higher quality of lifestyle or woman than other footballers go for
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 19, 2021 11:54 PM
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r109 I don't know much about him .I just spotted on twitter renewed speculation he is gay because of these clothes as the picture is new and some speculating mentioned his name came up as a gay footballer a few years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 20, 2021 1:12 AM
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Should have been "Anthony," R107. He must have been named after someone, as "Tony" is a nickname.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 20, 2021 4:35 AM
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R110 ah ok. Nice catch.
Apologies for anything offensive you may have come across reading that Twitter tag. Unfortunately it is a trend in the sometimes homophobic world of pro-footie for people to accuse fashionable or well-dressed footballers of being gay, because everyone knows style is the reserve of the Gays alone. Poor Graeme LeSaux used to get hammered over this, as did Jamie Redknapp and later Becks.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 20, 2021 10:20 AM
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r112 There were rumours Beckham was gay!!! My god he screams metrosexual but straight in every way . I'm stunned people thought otherwise. especially after his adultery with a woman was revealed.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 20, 2021 2:06 PM
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R113 yeah, it’s a ridiculous notion through our gay eyes, but you know the Heteros and their panic. They don’t really know what they’re looking for, so anything unusual or eye-catching or offensive to their sensibilities is a potential red flag for them.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 20, 2021 2:08 PM
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It feels so weird drooling about how hot he is when he’s so little and young. Like yeah, he’s well of age (and only six years younger than me), but his looks and his size and his vibe is still so jailbaity.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 20, 2021 6:50 PM
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R108 this is OT (sorry Mase), but I wonder if all that drama about DCL & Madders falling out last year had to do with sexuality? Dom & James were close in the same social circle for years, then suddenly they mysteriously and seriously fell out over something secret, Dom distanced himself from their entire group of mutual friends including Jack, and James suddenly got a steady girlfriend where before he was always playing the field? It was all kind of suss.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 21, 2021 8:09 AM
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Is there like a set menu of thots these footballers pick girls from? Too many get with one from the same tiny pool of influencers or models, like picking from a little box of Barbie dolls. There are plenty of better-looking women all over the world that these footballers could be sleeping and partying with, but they never do. Maybe the modelling agencies that certain WAGs are linked to are actually covert beard-hire/escort/prozzie rings?
Weird too that the long term gfs of these footballers never leave when they’re publically humiliated so often. Yeah, the money and the lifestyle is fucking fantastic, but to have fans and other footballers and every pretty groupie in the country laughing at what a mug you are in exchange...doesn’t seem fun. Perhaps these girls know too much dirt on their childhood sweethearts, so they’re paid and bribed to stay with them as a kind of NDA insurance policy?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 21, 2021 12:47 PM
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R118 Usually because of the crowds you hang with. You’re just in a different bubble once you’re a sports pro or celebrity singer/actor. These guy don’t need to go after IG thots or supermodels. They can usually go after other sports stats too from Olympians to female football pros
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 21, 2021 1:57 PM
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R119 footballers can easily date or party with female athletes or actresses too, you’re right—but they rarely seem to, and that’s weird. That was my point.
Sure, you get an occasional footballer/pop starlet power couple in the Beckham mould, but the majority of top-flight footballers all pass the same group of IG girls and reality tv stars and ex-Babestation women around, and don’t look twice at women with proper careers of their own (to be fair, many female athletes are gay, so...). Even the models footballers pull aren’t typically European or American supermodels—just low-tier British ones.
Is it that famous women with their own money all think footballers are classless trash and won’t fuck them? Or that they do fuck footballers, but on the downlow? Or is it that footballers prefer slutty obscure social climbers who they can manipulate and push around? Is the ‘Page Three Girl’ predilection an unassailable tradition? Or are these girls we see with footie players all the time bought and paid for by agencies/management? It’s all so sketchy.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 21, 2021 2:43 PM
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Is Declan Rice actually a bit cute, or am I just astrally-channelling Mason Mount because we’re talking about him?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 121 | July 21, 2021 4:03 PM
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Oh, no, R121, Declan isn't cute at all, oh, no, no guys want him, he's hideous, I mean ,ewwww.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 21, 2021 4:06 PM
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R120 I think it's simple. Most footballers are dumb, uneducated and classless. Sure, there are exceptions, like Dier, who love reading and going to art galleries. So low IQ trashy players hook up with low IQ trashy thots. They are not looking for deep thinkers and conversationalists. The girls are in it for the lifestyle. Everyone wins.
Why would a smart, accomplished career woman date a guy who can barely string a sentence together? Can you imagine how boring they are? Great sex and shopping sprees only last so long. Not to mention that he'd probably do something incredibly stupid like film himself having a threesome with prozzies. Who needs that kind of thing ruining your reputation and career by association?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 21, 2021 4:09 PM
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R123 Eric Dier is fluently bilingual. I bet Dele Alli has a lot of fun with that in bed.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 124 | July 21, 2021 7:45 PM
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R122 hope this doesn’t ruin anyone’s fantasy, but most everyday English lads look more like Rice & Chilwell & Tom Davies than Mount or Dier or Grealish, so no-one coming to visit our charming little island get your hopes up too much alright?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 21, 2021 7:46 PM
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R125 an average English footballer still looks like a fucking Adonis compared to the lot going on boozy holidays in Amsterdam and Ibiza.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 21, 2021 8:20 PM
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R124 I thought he and Dele had a falling out. They are not that chummy anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 21, 2021 8:25 PM
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R127 they always did fight like a bitchy gay couple.
Dele in particular is such a whiny queen. José clearly wanted to slap the shit out of him.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 128 | July 21, 2021 9:44 PM
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R89 Goldenballs actually had a very good run. YMMV but I’d say the bloom only really came fully off the rose in the last five or six years.
The tanning in the Miami sun and the ghastly tattoos ruined the last several years of hotness he could have had, but before that got too bad he was still looking fine. His body stayed in great shape until very recently (I noticed a little pudge and sag at the Euros, though he’s still more cut than I’ll ever be), and his face has always been top-tier. As he matured his style became decent and far more flattering, and for a good few years after his retirement in 2012 he retained that special glow about him everyone always talked about.
It’s more his public reputation and emotional image that’s really ugly and tarnished, thanks to the email scandal of 2016 and the poor choices he’s made since. Lookswise, even though he’s pushing 50 he’s still cited as the UR example and default choice of ‘good-looking and charismatic white British footballer’.
It’s interesting to wonder who takes his place as the ultimate posterboy, as David in his turn took Jamie Redknapp’s place. I reckon if Jack Grealish stops boozing & drugging and going to crisp himself up Ibiza every year, then he is set to knock Becks off the pedestal shortly. Eric Dier if he loses weight also has a good shot. Time’s going to tell on Mason, it’s too early to know yet. As for the rest of the young England squad, I think baby Jude Bellingham may grow up to break some hearts.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 129 | July 22, 2021 9:50 AM
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A friend of mine who works for a charity met Beckham when he was in his 30s - he knew him from pictures etc, of course, but didn't think he was that attractive. When he met him though he said it was like beauty radiated from him. He found him incredibly attractive in the flesh.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 22, 2021 11:20 AM
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R130 interesting story! And almost everyone says the same about David.
He’s one of those lucky guys with an intangible aura, though of course the INT and empathy in his stats had to drop to get it.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | July 22, 2021 11:25 AM
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R122 well, Mason obviously really likes him a lot.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 132 | July 22, 2021 2:18 PM
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r134 Here's hoping !! A yummy delicious prospect!🤩
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 30, 2021 1:48 AM
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Love the very straight lads over at TalkSport looking respectfully at the sudden growth in Mason’s guns👀
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 136 | July 30, 2021 11:27 AM
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Soccer players really don't have impressive bodies. They are lean but nowhere near that of offensive American football, Rugby, and Basketball. Even track and field sprinters have bigger more muscular bodies. Fitness models and IG whores tend to have better bodies as well. It's more performance overlooks like Swimmers.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 30, 2021 3:26 PM
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r13y Ooh you think there might be some closet cases at Talk Radio who's news and current affairs division is rather right wing!!
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 31, 2021 3:03 AM
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R136 lmao well it wouldn’t really come as a shock, would it? Half of all homophobes tend to be people scared of their own sexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 31, 2021 9:02 AM
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Due to evidence coming to light that Mason thinks it’s fine and wonderful to eat ketchup with eggs at breakfast-time (cf. England NT training camp videos), I can no longer be posting or supporting him in good conscience. Some things are too vile to overlook.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 31, 2021 10:49 AM
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R139, there's not necessarily anything sexual or gay about guys talking about muscles. Men compare themselves to others all the time to see who's better. Even the Kinsey zeroes generally recognize who's handsome and beautiful. Straight guys also compare their dicks to others' because that's just how things are. Obviously everything is a bit complicated when it comes to human sexuality, and like they say we're all bi to a point.
R140, I read years ago that eating tomatoes in any form, including ketchup, is wonderful for the health of your prostate. He might be more health conscious than you.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 31, 2021 10:55 AM
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[quote]Soccer players really don't have impressive bodies. They are lean but nowhere near that of offensive American football, Rugby, and Basketball. Even track and field sprinters have bigger more muscular bodies. Fitness models and IG whores tend to have better bodies as well. It's more performance overlooks like Swimmers.
FOOTBALL players have the bodies of athletes, and the bodies vary depending on what position they play. Roaming midfielders can run 15k a match so they don't want to be lugging unnecessary bulk around the pitch whereas strikers and defenders who don't run as much but rely on physical strength to challenge for the ball so will work out their upper bodies a lot more
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 142 | July 31, 2021 11:05 AM
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R142 exactly.
Plus a lot of those bodybuilding types are actually really weak, because their deep connective core muscles are undeveloped and they lack any stamina. A slim lumberjack could outpace and outlift most of those muscle queens.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 31, 2021 11:38 AM
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r140 A massive deal breaker!!😁
by Anonymous | reply 144 | August 1, 2021 9:54 PM
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they need to build more bulk because they are being pushed around by the big defenders on the pitch...he's pretty small as well. not tall.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | August 1, 2021 10:11 PM
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^Mase is so tiny, he can just run under defender legs. He’s like a Smurf.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | August 1, 2021 10:13 PM
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Why is such an ugly man, fancied, crushed on, and lusted over??
by Anonymous | reply 147 | August 2, 2021 2:16 AM
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He can have all the ketchup he wants with his eggs. I think it’s vile, but he’s adorable. So, I’m good.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | August 2, 2021 2:20 AM
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Is this *soccer* tournament over yet? Who won? Who cares!
by Anonymous | reply 149 | August 2, 2021 2:21 AM
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R149 well, see, that’s the thing about the football. It just keeps rolling, mate. It never ends, and it goes on forever. New tournaments every year. No-one will ever ultimately win the football, which is why it’s the enduring opiate of the masses.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 150 | August 2, 2021 8:15 AM
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[quote]Plus a lot of those bodybuilding types are actually really weak, because their deep connective core muscles are undeveloped and they lack any stamina. A slim lumberjack could outpace and outlift most of those muscle queens.
I used to enjoy watching the Tough Mudder/Survival Of The Fittest/Tuff Enuff events that were held opposite my flat.
The huge instamuscle bros were great at some of the disciplines where strength was a requirement but when it came to basic running their little legs just couldn't cope with carrying all that muscle around.
It's the same with the tv game shows like Ninja Warrior, Total Wipeout etc. Too much muscle is a huge disadvantage.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | August 2, 2021 8:26 AM
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R147 Mount is cute and sort of pretty if you like a sparkly-clean and hairless boyish twink, but he isn’t close to being the hottest man in the current England side.
Who’s going for Mini-milk Mason when instead you could have Jordan Henderson, Jack Grealish, or John Stones? Or DCL, Eric Dier, Kalvin Philips, or Luke Shaw?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 152 | August 2, 2021 9:19 AM
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Mason should keep a closer eye on Declan. Some of the other England lads have got wandering eyes and hands...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 153 | August 2, 2021 1:00 PM
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purse-sized fertile twink; perhaps breedable?? bottom energy.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | August 5, 2021 6:53 PM
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r154 Love the phrase bottom energy!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | August 5, 2021 7:12 PM
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Kai Havertz has definitely tapped that
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 157 | August 10, 2021 12:29 PM
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Ok which one of you thirsty queens is making ass edits of Mase?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 158 | August 10, 2021 9:09 PM
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Ben Chilwell must fuck like no other. He somehow had both Mason & Jack constantly flirting with him during the Euros.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 160 | August 11, 2021 12:04 PM
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R159 Kai is equally obssessed with Mason💕
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 161 | August 12, 2021 7:45 AM
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His nose is as big as Hastings, 12th duke of Bedford
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 162 | August 12, 2021 9:02 AM
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His nose is as big as Abraham Sofaer
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 163 | August 12, 2021 9:04 AM
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Is he related to Anson Mount?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 164 | August 12, 2021 9:12 AM
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Catfishing myself as a Chelsea fan posting a this content for you jackals lmao
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 165 | August 12, 2021 3:46 PM
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r164 No but hes handsome too!
by Anonymous | reply 167 | August 13, 2021 4:32 AM
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Lukaku has come back to Chelsea, and will likely join Mount & Havertz on their front line.
3-way?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 168 | August 13, 2021 8:13 PM
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Mason holds onto Declan like that’s his boyfriend, honestly...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 169 | August 13, 2021 9:19 PM
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Thanks R32 I don't even like Chelsea but now I feel like buying a bunch of their merch.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | August 13, 2021 10:04 PM
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the more video and pics I see of him & Chilly together the more I think Mase is desperate to be fucked by him...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 173 | August 20, 2021 9:05 AM
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Mendy fancies Mason a bit too, but then Mendy goes for the young wains as we know....
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 174 | August 21, 2021 2:58 PM
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So he just let Chelsea newcomer Kovacic have the #8 shirt and again took the inferior #19 instead, because his “favourite number is 10, and 1+9 is 10”? Sure, Jan🙄
He needs to start standing up for himself more. He’s not the 19-year old newbie anymore.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 175 | August 21, 2021 10:07 PM
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Horseplay in training with Kai....😘
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 176 | August 22, 2021 8:45 AM
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at some point everyone must come to terms with the fact chelsea are scum with murderous genocidal owners but unfortunately they also have undeniably hot players 😭
by Anonymous | reply 177 | August 23, 2021 2:17 PM
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Is he one of the chosen twunks in Jordan Henderson’s England harem?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 178 | August 25, 2021 9:01 AM
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The cleat-chasers and fangirls report that he especially likes black women.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 179 | August 25, 2021 7:08 PM
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r178 It certainly looks like it!
by Anonymous | reply 180 | August 25, 2021 9:20 PM
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He made the World Cup squad!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 181 | August 26, 2021 4:11 PM
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Qualifiers. World Cup qualifiers squad.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | August 26, 2021 6:19 PM
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R182 oh, did we suddenly have a memory lapse and forget the events of the July just gone, then? If I remember rightly there was a Final involved...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 183 | August 26, 2021 6:33 PM
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i'm watching him play now, i'm not digging his new haircut.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | August 28, 2021 4:38 PM
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R186 he’s been *depressed* over the Euros, ok?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 187 | August 29, 2021 8:33 AM
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r187 He is dripping in sex appeal in that photo!🥰🤩😘
by Anonymous | reply 188 | August 29, 2021 11:21 PM
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Back in St. Georges’ yesterday for England training, and on to Budapest for a qualifying match tomorrow...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 189 | August 31, 2021 11:13 AM
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Who did his new hairstyle, Tupperware?
by Anonymous | reply 190 | August 31, 2021 11:55 AM
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R190 I find his facial hair more troubling. It’s perilously close to soul-patch territory.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | August 31, 2021 2:38 PM
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R192 at Chelsky? No it ain’t, you’re right about that mate.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | August 31, 2021 2:45 PM
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More Kai x Mason content, this time them rolling around on the pitch in celebration, tangled together more like newlyweds on a bed...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 195 | August 31, 2021 2:57 PM
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girls & gays are obsessed with Mason but....there’s just something that’s missing for me…. his vibe is too textbook twinky and that makes him a lil corny? he needs to go on a eat pray love journey and come back with spice bc he’s NOT cutting it
by Anonymous | reply 197 | August 31, 2021 8:49 PM
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r194 Indeed he is.He has an incredibly adorable and kissable face! I want to kiss it all over!
by Anonymous | reply 198 | September 1, 2021 2:35 AM
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He gives me young Tammy a little bit..
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 199 | September 1, 2021 9:30 AM
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He is so handsome. Perfect nose.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | September 1, 2021 5:10 PM
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Mase is doing beautifully against Hungary tonight, but the other attacking forwards are too slow and not sharp enough seizing passes and chances he’s creating.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | September 2, 2021 7:42 PM
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r202 A fantastic player on the pitch.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | September 2, 2021 8:20 PM
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Pretty perky arse, but not a patch on Jack’s...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 205 | September 4, 2021 5:49 PM
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r205 If only those photos were nude so an important proper comparison can be made!!
by Anonymous | reply 206 | September 4, 2021 5:51 PM
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Pretty little Mason should be more careful teasing the older bigger more ‘flexible’ lads in training. Don’t want anyone getting the wrong(?) idea...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 207 | September 9, 2021 9:19 AM
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Or the very hot right idea r207!! 😘😍
by Anonymous | reply 208 | September 9, 2021 5:41 PM
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Meh, he looks inbred to me. But you do you, I guess…
by Anonymous | reply 209 | September 9, 2021 6:35 PM
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Rooting for Deccers to find the courage and tell Mase he’s in love with him, and hoping he gets a positive response. Life really is too short, lads.
The “best mates, yeah hahaha, just banter” patina is wearing off. I have never looked at a mate I’ve had for years and taken an awestruck breath like Rice does when Mount walks in a room.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 211 | September 14, 2021 9:18 AM
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r211 That would be so adorable and sweet if it happened!
by Anonymous | reply 212 | September 15, 2021 1:21 PM
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r193
Football IS what is played in America. English football is for men who can't throw a real football.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | September 15, 2021 1:50 PM
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Mount took control of the photography in the latest INSIDE ENGLAND video.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 214 | September 16, 2021 3:29 PM
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Dec & Mase were peak cute on their date at the boxing the other night💖🎈🧢
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 216 | September 28, 2021 11:51 PM
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[quote] Mason Mount - the english footballer who so many gay british men now seem to fancy , have a crush on or lust over
Hey Mason, can we Mount you now?
by Anonymous | reply 217 | September 29, 2021 12:48 AM
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r216 A very sweet bromance at minium!
by Anonymous | reply 218 | September 29, 2021 1:21 AM
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Id pay to watch their fuck tape R216 !
by Anonymous | reply 219 | September 29, 2021 2:46 AM
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Mason got Man Of The Match in Chelsea’s last fixture. Defo well-deserved👏
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 220 | September 29, 2021 10:11 AM
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Indeed r220 he is a strong footballing talent.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | September 29, 2021 7:26 PM
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lmao at him binning his FIFA 21 copy
tbf those ratings he got were a bit offensive
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 222 | October 1, 2021 9:58 PM
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Chilly is having a tough time lately, personally and professionally, what with his depression rushing back and then getting dropped from the World Cup squad.
Looking at him flirting and frolicking with Mason in training, though, you wouldn’t think there was anything wrong at all.
Maybe Mase is his light in the darkness.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 223 | October 2, 2021 10:32 AM
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Everyone’s saying the controversial vaccine-refusers in the England squad are probably the Chelsky players :( Makes sense if it’s Mount & Chilly—they caught COVID during the Euros, so they likely think themselves immune...
by Anonymous | reply 225 | October 2, 2021 10:42 PM
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r225 I thought the rumours centered around older members of the squad?
by Anonymous | reply 226 | October 2, 2021 11:00 PM
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R226 could be, sources are differing. The real truth hasn’t come out yet.
FWIW the latest I heard was that one or two older players on the England team are vocally anti-vaxx and spreading disinformation via WhatsApp etc., and that a handful of impressionable younger players (the teens and Uni-aged) are following that lead.
DGMW; I really hope neither Mount nor Chilwell have bought into it, but at the end of the day we must remember that they are just football players—we know how intelligent and considerate such men tend to be. Plus the fact that both boys had mild COVID and it didn’t really impact their health (they got very lucky) could easily turn them against the idea that the virus is dangerous.
It’s getting serious out there all across the game. Some players in the Prem are even considering sueing their clubs and terminating their own contracts if vaccine enforcement rules come in.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 227 | October 3, 2021 9:01 AM
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Chilly/Mase continue to be couple goals (even if they are Chelsea scum atm).
Mason is a lucky lad to have two cute fit sweet lads such as Ben & Dec in his life💙
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 228 | October 15, 2021 3:37 PM
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Hat-trick for Mase this afternoon! And the first time in over a decade that Chelsea have snatched a victory 7-0.
The Canaries just got eaten alive by Chelsea, who spent the full 90 cruelly playing with their food. Brutal and painful to watch that, and it got worse with every goal banged in. I’m not even a Norwich fan, but fuck me that must have been agonising as defeats go (the twentieth defeat in a row..) If this keeps up any longer, Norwich are headed back to the Championship. Where is their mindset? Aren’t they meant to be a competitive top-flight sports team?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 229 | October 23, 2021 1:25 PM
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The way Mason has hos in different area codes📟
Chilly & Dec at home then Jorghino on standby. And who knows who else
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 230 | October 25, 2021 11:49 AM
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We keep being blessed with fresh Chilly/Mase content and it’s so lovely 💕
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 231 | October 29, 2021 1:11 PM
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Chilly getting his own back on Mount for a VR scare prank 👹👹👹
Their little cuddle after is so cute the way Mase literally reaches for Ben with his tiny grabby hands
my heart is so full
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 232 | November 1, 2021 1:31 PM
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Mason has an adorable little moment making a snow angel at the end of the Xmas advert for Sports Direct this year. Nice touch, even if the company are slave-labour using cunts.
But awkward too that Declan Rice is in the first five seconds of the original long version of the ad, only to get his part cut out for time in the one they put in the tv breaks. They probably only put him in so Mase would agree to do it.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 233 | November 7, 2021 11:33 PM
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Awwww poor Mason has to miss the last two England qualifying matches of the year and the next couple of Chelsea matches, because he needs to get an emergency wisdom tooth extraction.
Get well soon sweet boy!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 234 | November 9, 2021 1:33 PM
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Does he have a crush on Pulisic?
@KaiHavertz come get your boy
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 235 | November 9, 2021 1:35 PM
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Mase still loopy from the nitro he got at the dentist🤣🤣🤣adorable even when utterly banjoed, even if he does look about 12 years old and his mum is driving him home
And talking about giving his extracted teeth to an auction for charity wtf? (thought he said ‘Chilly’ not ‘charity’ at first bc he was slurring and that sent me) Gross idea really tbh however I do like the out-of-the-box thinking
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 236 | November 10, 2021 10:52 AM
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OT but on the subject of England national team, I just wanna know why the more popular Jack Grealish threads keep getting consistently closed before hitting 100 posts, yet the 3 people posting in this thread (including me) can apparently carry on discussing Mason (or other England players like Harry Kane) ad nauseum/until post limit?
It doesn’t make sense. I thought that threads here usually only get closed if they’re a) mostly spam/stupid comments, b) basically dead/only the work of a couple of posters, or c) on the subject of something inherently controversial or trollbaity—imo the Jack threads do not meet any of these criteria.
So can someone explain wtf the matter is? It’s negatively affecting my kudos to keep starting new Jack threads for the dozen or so people interested in discussing him, and I don’t want everyone to think I’m a troll.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | November 11, 2021 11:36 PM
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Mase looks so cute in his winter kit playing in the snow ❄️
Of course this does not mitigate the whole evil that is Sports Direct, but it’s a start..
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 238 | December 9, 2021 2:34 PM
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Everything about his new tattoo is awful EXCEPT the fact that it is a reference to one that Jordan Henderson (his England skipper/real dad) also has.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 240 | December 13, 2021 11:04 PM
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^^^turns out Chilly just got a matching one🤫
RiceMountChilly triangle deeping
by Anonymous | reply 241 | December 14, 2021 10:46 PM
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Mason should link up with Foden because they’re both fun-sized Munchkins🧚♂️
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 242 | January 20, 2022 9:00 PM
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R244 he’s so skinny and short and his tat is vile BUT he’s got those long pretty fingers and near-perfect lips & tits so. Hmmmm. I’d let him lick me out if he wanted I guess (if he let me suck on his nipples fair is fair)
by Anonymous | reply 245 | January 29, 2022 1:37 PM
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Mmmmm, wet Mason is dreamy 🍦.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | February 1, 2022 6:11 AM
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Never been the same since seeing Mase try to feel up young Jude Bellingham during the Euros
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 247 | February 26, 2022 10:40 PM
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Gross looks like a vulture.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | February 26, 2022 10:42 PM
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Gonna be so emotionally hard rooting against Mase & Chilly in the Carabao Cup today, but there’s no choice😞
At least I know the lads won’t begrudge their beloved Skipper Hendo a well-deserved win. Hendo was over the moon for them when they won the Champion’s League ofc💕
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 249 | February 27, 2022 1:12 PM
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Awww sorry for Mase I guess but LFC really did play better and deserve that trophy so🤷♀️
Nice and classsy of Hendo to congratulate his England boys on their respectable silver win in this tournament. He’s their dad❤️
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 250 | February 28, 2022 9:33 AM
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Kostas Tsimikas was all over Mase during the final, nibbling in his ear and everything. Did hate-fucking transpire?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 251 | March 2, 2022 11:43 AM
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good morning girlies what a beautiful spring day!! the sun is shining the birds are singing and we’re finally getting rid of chelsky
absolute SCENES when they have to get a Megabus and EasyJet to their next fixtures🙃
((((sad about Mase & Chilly & Kai tho. hope they all get transfers to West Ham))))
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 252 | March 10, 2022 11:01 AM
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So Mason’s soon to be an orphan....
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 253 | March 10, 2022 6:27 PM
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Gutted for him, like. Really. Honest.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 254 | March 11, 2022 11:56 PM
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Assuming R0man will soon summon Mase into his bunker for a farewell dicking (if he hasn’t plowed already)🥅
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 255 | March 12, 2022 3:31 PM
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r255 I didnt know there were gay rumours about the former billionaire owner of Chelsea football club?!
by Anonymous | reply 256 | March 14, 2022 2:18 AM
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R256 on that level of wealth and rept!l!an hedonism, fucking is not really about sexuality anymore. It becomes a power-hungry and thrillseeking emotionless act.
Imagine that buying and training fit young men who are elite athletes/famous celebrity icons with obscene amounts only you have access to is quite the aphrodisiac.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | March 14, 2022 2:32 AM
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r257 gosh you are very naughty!!
by Anonymous | reply 258 | March 14, 2022 2:35 AM
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R258 nah just know how men tick, particularly when they get a sniff of clout😅
Helps that Mason is pretty devoted to being a Blue too. Badge-kisser that he is⬇️
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 259 | March 14, 2022 11:22 PM
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when the Chels drama first broke someone commented ‘not in Mason Mount March!!!’ and when i say i have not stopped laughing since
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 260 | March 15, 2022 5:06 PM
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Well that's certainly a destiny name.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | March 15, 2022 5:20 PM
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OP with his cooking tekkers he could slap you up a ramen bowl after sex if you’re into that 🤷♀️
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 262 | March 16, 2022 10:32 PM
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His new longer trim is fit🔥
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 263 | March 23, 2022 4:17 PM
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Yenno I never understood the concept of a ‘short vertical line’ in terms of body size/appearance according to the Kibbe Type scale, until I saw Mase stood next to similar-size footballers.
For instance, Mason is actually a bit taller than ‘Little’ Phil Foden of Manchester City, but it barely notices because of Mason’s short vertical body line. No elongation in those tiny little munchkin bones!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 264 | March 23, 2022 6:07 PM
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awwww Mase & Phil cuddly at England camp! Must be nice being physical with a lad you can look in the eye without neck strain💫
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 265 | March 24, 2022 11:29 AM
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Liverpool defeated Chelsea last night in an epic penalty shootout to win the F.A. Cup, a deserved and prestigious win for a fantastic team. Poor Mason was sadly the Chelsea player to concede a penalty and thus cost his team their chance at glory and a trophy for this season.
Even still, after the final whistle blew, Jordan 'Hendo' Henderson (the manly and stoical and honorable Liverpool & England Captain) broke off from celebrating with his victorious team, to jog straight over to Mason who was crouched on the pitch in shame, and console him by stroking and kissing his head while murmuring encouragement. Even in Hendo's crowning moment, he still considered Mason's pain and embarrassment and loss. That's a real leader, someone who cares deeply about every lad under his wing, regardless of team loyalties or wins and losses.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 266 | May 15, 2022 1:37 PM
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I love guys with big noses. I love biting them
by Anonymous | reply 267 | May 15, 2022 2:33 PM
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His American teammate, Pulisic, had a short sexting video leak and it was hot! surprisingly hung and very aggressive dom vibes
by Anonymous | reply 269 | June 11, 2022 4:22 AM
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R259 Puley???? Are you kidding me??!😱
He always comes across so femme and gentle and easygoing to me...just goes to show, you think you know somebody...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 270 | August 12, 2022 1:46 PM
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^^meant as a reply to R269 obviously
by Anonymous | reply 271 | August 12, 2022 1:47 PM
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The nerd over at FIFA video games department must fancy Mase a bit, they’re giving him belting Ratings cards.
And I like that Mason is sweet and encouraging and a bit demurely flirty toward the whole England squad, even though he does belong to Declan.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 272 | August 12, 2022 1:48 PM
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[quote] Pulisic had a short sexting video leak and it was hot! surprisingly hung and very aggressive dom vibes
Sexting with a woman, I assume? Haven't seen the chat in question, myself.
Gods, this is as horrible and disappointing as the day I found out Trent Alexander-Arnold has a fetish for pregnant women.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | August 13, 2022 9:16 PM
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Nice enough. The Declan Rice bromance is the main appeal. Fuck Declan for abandoning Ireland, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | August 13, 2022 9:46 PM
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R121 no Declan is a bit peng actually. He grew his hair out or something, and he blossomed out of his Ugly Duckling phase.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 275 | August 13, 2022 10:18 PM
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The F.A. have made him model the sauceless ugly England kit for the World Cup.
It's giving Colgate toothpaste.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 277 | September 15, 2022 3:22 PM
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Cute with his fresh tousled trim and new kit at St. George's Park for the autumn games of the Nations' League <3
Could take or leave the facial hair personally but
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 278 | September 20, 2022 7:30 PM
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The love triangle saga of Mase/Declan/Jarrod Bowen continues...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 279 | September 21, 2022 1:38 PM
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More kit modelling.
Apparently Mason and his teammate/bestie/sister wife Chilly routinely share and swap clothes? Which isn't something you'd think millionaire footballers would need or want to do. Guess that's how the Chelsea harem works.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 280 | September 21, 2022 3:56 PM
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Cooking (or rather, sous-chefing) with teammate Ruben Loftus-Cheek. Isn't Mase just so pocket?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 281 | September 23, 2022 10:50 PM
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Cute defender for Chelsea F.C. and for England national team Reece James has nothing but praise for his friend and teammate Mase, who scored for us last night vs Germany and saved our bacon.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 282 | September 27, 2022 2:27 PM
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Always have assumed that Declan Rice tops Mason only but after a look at that arse I'm not sure now...much to consider
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 283 | September 27, 2022 9:52 PM
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Y'know an argument can be made for RiceMount as a versatile couple, and I never thought I'd say that...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 284 | October 3, 2022 12:20 AM
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Mase being held and hugged by bigger players....vibe cleansing
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 285 | October 25, 2022 5:50 PM
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Mason is close to Chelsea legend John Terry, enough to call each other casually.
JT has been rumoured to have flexible sexual tastes...things that make you go hmmm.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 286 | October 26, 2022 12:53 AM
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Mason just came out tops on Tatler Magazine's list of most-eligible UK young people.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | October 26, 2022 2:46 AM
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R287 ‘eligible bachelor’ lmao DM never miss😂
Deccy Bear won’t like that headline will he...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 288 | October 26, 2022 12:06 PM
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[quote] Pulisic, had a short sexting video leak and it was hot! surprisingly hung and very aggressive dom vibes.
Ime people who try to dom/me or act with aggression over chat can’t replicate the same powerful aura in person. It’s all just keyboard-warrior roleplay.
Real alphas don’t need to cyber or seek out anon losers online to dominate, because they have respect and authority enough irl to pull whoever they want and get (consensual) submission.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | October 26, 2022 2:06 PM
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Even though he’s so tiny and twinky, Mase always tries to break up the big boy fights😔
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 290 | November 13, 2022 1:39 PM
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Speculation is raging atm about the alleged mystery gay PL footballers, and Mason is one of the top guesses so far..
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 291 | November 14, 2022 2:56 PM
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Money Mase is ready to win England a World Cup!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 292 | November 14, 2022 4:44 PM
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Spending some quality time with Jack Grealish at the D0ha training camp. It's nice than an angel like Mase can be friends with a whore like Jack.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 293 | November 18, 2022 3:48 PM
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R294 Mase is lovely, how dare you!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 295 | November 19, 2022 1:27 AM
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Mason's episode of Lion's Den (the behind-the-scenes promo/interview show for the England team) just dropped, and it's adorable of course.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 296 | November 20, 2022 2:44 PM
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Flash of tummy in the vs. Iran game today. Mase is spending too much time with Jack Grealish ;)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 297 | November 21, 2022 3:17 PM
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^^Mase was at it again in the vs. USA game as well...cute lil tummy on him...
He should have been paying more attention to his Captain and playing better though. We expect more from Mason and he hasn't been delivering performance in games so far.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 298 | November 27, 2022 12:31 AM
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Probably not used to the humidity…
by Anonymous | reply 299 | November 29, 2022 5:56 AM
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women wouldn't settle for this
by Anonymous | reply 301 | November 29, 2022 6:00 AM
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How convenient this engagement just right before the World Cup in homophobic Qatar....
A model and a soccer star are getting married. Anna Modler recently went to Instagram to announce that she is engaged to soccer player Eric Dier. The 24-year-old posted photos of her and Dier with the engagement ring while writing, "I said ja."
She began publicly dating the Tottenham star back in September
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 302 | November 29, 2022 6:28 AM
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R302 it's honestly such horseshit. Eric was getting caned on socials for it. Literally no-one buys the relationship, whether people think he's gay or straight/bi.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | November 29, 2022 4:09 PM
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Money Mase fancies himself a pro basketballer as well as a footballer, apparently.
Also, he's hurt that Luke Shaw doesn't want to third wheel him and his bf Dec anymore. Can't blame Luke for looking elsewhere, Mason, mate.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 304 | November 29, 2022 4:10 PM
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His little feet in the resistance bands! So cute <3
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 305 | November 30, 2022 6:51 PM
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but how tall is it? it's short?
by Anonymous | reply 306 | December 3, 2022 3:04 AM
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R306 Mase has claimed to be about 5”8 but I have serious doubts about that. I’m a 5”6 woman and I think he’s about my size.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | December 3, 2022 3:07 AM
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I don't know why but this guy gives me bisexual feelings, I could also be wrong eh (which is very likely)
by Anonymous | reply 308 | December 4, 2022 6:07 AM
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Why have the Chelsea fans started to turn on Mason? He’s been nothing but a star and a selfless servant for that club, and yet he’s been scapegoated for failings of management beyond his control.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 310 | February 9, 2023 2:28 PM
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He's a babe. Case closed.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | February 9, 2023 2:32 PM
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Mason really might leave Chelsea. Am in shock. He’s been there since he was 5 years old, he bleeds blue. This is unreal.
Still, hard to blame him for wanting out, given the way his loyalty is being repaid.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 312 | February 11, 2023 1:44 PM
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^hmmm, maybe spoke too soon?
Now that Potter is out and Lampard is back in temporarily as caretaker manager, Mason looks to get his starting place back. Among other Golden Boy privileges...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 313 | April 6, 2023 3:27 PM
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R301 Mason is pretty much set for life financially, has his pick of brands and sponsors as well as VIP access everywhere and celebrity friends, as well as a fit body and very cute healthy genes. Even though he's tiny (possibly everywhere) and fey, he's got what a lot of women want and is considered at least an 8 if not a 9/10.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | April 6, 2023 3:29 PM
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R38 Luke Shaw is a convert to !slam. Idk if that makes him more or less likely to be a closet case, but it may be a factor either way.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | May 24, 2023 2:21 AM
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