Generic names for Invariable Datalounge Threads

An even more shrill lead from a bad 1990s sitcom: let’s project her personality problems onto the pioneering 1970s sitcom STAR who made her joke of a career possible

A relatively unknown hetero actor who once played a gay man on camera and has fanatical female fans who desperately want his onscreen gay romance to be real, Part 22

Let's put on our rose colored glasses and remember how much better life was in the 1960s and 70s.

Let's project our fantasies of how "the upper classes" act based on what we've gleaned from 70 year old movies and a 40 year old book.

Let's discuss mediocre pop singers whose songs we enjoyed in our youth 40 years ago

Let's discuss the private lives of the stars of mindless reality TV shows about Housewives.

Let's post yet another alleged transgression by a trans person and immediately jump to the conclusion that "The Trans" want to lop off the penises of every effeminate gay man in America.

We pretend we are sophisticated, wealthy Manhattanites but in reality we've been living in the same rent-controlled walk-up hovels since the 80s and live on $40,000 per year.

Let's discuss Instagram and TikTok whores that nobody gives a fuck about

Tasteful friends, please say catty things about this house I could never afford anyway

Let's pepper the thread at R9 with posts about why the extremely good looking Insta-Ho is not really all that good looking (his upper lip is too thin) and protestations that really good looking young white men are not attractive

OBSCURE PORN STAR FEUDS WITH HUSBAND

I am a lifelong liberal Democrat, but __________

Let’s deny a very real existential threat to gays and lesbians and call everybody who pointed it out a bigot, part 11,375.712

I visited (insert city) 35 years ago and I think everything about it is the same in the present day.

Which supermarket ice cream is your favorite? (Guaranteed to get several hundred responses)

A thread about a racist comment a very right wing Israeli politician made that is really a front for dozens of Jew-bashing posts.

A post about a 16 year old teen idol that is really a back door for NAMBLA members

The inevitable NAMBLA member who points out they they are ebephiles, not pedophiles

And the even more inevitable Bryan Singer jokes

[I heart you R15 -- those drive me bananas]

Hilarious thread-thanks!

Women are so stupid! Look what this one did now!

A post by a befuddled eldergay attributing the behavior of a few Insta-Hos and YouTube "influencers" to All People Under The Age of 45

We are older men who are talking about barely legal celebrities/social media personalities who are young enough to be our grandsons and we are creeping THE FUCK out of all of the other posters.

A thread about how unnecessary the latest tech innovation is and dozens of posts from Eldergays who don't own smartphones and access DL from the public library

A thread about Palm Springs, midcentury modern and the types of elderly gay men who live there (hint: they're all drug addicts!)

I have absolutely bizarre opinions on certain ethnic groups such as the Irish and Italians that nobody in the real world has held since the Kennedy Administration, but I think my opinions are completely true in the year 2021.

A thread where readers try and outdo each other with fantasies about Grindr arranged sexual encounters with hot straight married jocks in hotel rooms.

A thread about the guest stars in an episode of a sitcom that ran only two years in the early 80s.

I live in a parallel universe where Janet Jackson HASN'T been totally irrelevant to the public at large for at least 20 years.

[quote]A thread about the guest stars in an episode of a sitcom that ran only two years in the early 80s.

That gets maxed out.

A fashion thread where posters discuss the latest trends from The Men's Warehouse and JC Penneys

"Follies" is defiantly sui generis.

The Republicans are up to it again! I hate it!

To add to r33's post: I am the screeching bitchfight over who had the best rendition of "I'm Still Here." I am a topic of incredible importance.

A person of color made an uppity remark! Can you believe it?

Read all the horrible details about this poor child or animal that was hideously tortured to death

I am the exhaustion and frustration over "Millennials" (i.e. anyone under age 50) and their total ignorance of ephemeral pop culture junk from the 1970s, such as tv movies and soap opera storylines. I am going to indulge in the bottle of Smirnoff and the pack of Marlboro Lights 100s that I keep in the freezer until I calm down.

Things Fraus do when they wake up

Things Fraus do when they eat breakfast

Things Fraus say to their children over breakfast

Things Fraus eat for breakfast

Things Fraus put in their coffee

Ways Fraus cradle their coffee mugs

Things Fraus say to their children on the way to school

Things Fraus do when they drop their children off at school

Things Fraus do on their way to work

Things Fraus do in their cars

Let's Be Cars Fraus drive

Let's Be Fraus driving cars

Let's be Fraus driving cars on the freeway

Let's be Fraus driving cars on sidestreets

This man killed his entire family, but boy does he look sexy!

Let's get back at our families by posting about their habits in a thread about "Declasse"

A thread about the latest McSandwich at McDonalds and how it compares to a similar sandwich at Burger King

Eldergays, here's a question about popular culture in the past, for no actual reason other than I like to address posters as "Eldergays" to hep me pretend I will never age

Let's analyze fat women living their lives

Daytime tv shows for women: all the latest dirt

This person from the Trump administration is hawt! There, I said it!

The Towel Dancing Trolls monthly thread bemoaning the lack of "casual male nudity" as a bonding element which is shorthand for "the young guys at my gym don't let me stare at their junk anymore."

Here's an obscure trivia question about royalty that will make you hiss at one another over who is the bigger expert

Fancy Schmancy Department Stores of the 1950s and 60s where Mother would take me to lunch when I was a young lad and where Everyone Exhibited Perfect Manners not like those tattooed Millennials today

You don’t make your own mayonnaise?!

LOVE this thread…cannot stop laughing

An attractive out gay man appears to be happy. We can't have that!! Attack!! Attack!! Attack!!!

Minor transgressions by Millennials and/or Women that ended in virulent hissing.

Mother and Grandmother would tell me that "shorts and flip flops are only for the common people," while the doctor gave me my weekly enema. That is why I think only trash wear them.

A thread about an obscure British or Australian reality TV star the OP assumes the largely American posters of DL are familiar with.

Why don't ladies wear hats and gloves anymore?

A 600 post thread about the proper way to make the sort of foods old ladies bring to church barbecues.

Pasta salad emergency!!!!

Krispy Kreme vs Dunkin Donuts

Diet and exercise tips from the 1970s

(AKA Melba Toast and Water Aerobics)

Please recommend old movies to me because I categorically hate them

Men over 40 should not wear "blue jeans"

I hate this actor, this director and movies in this genre and I am starting a thread to explain just why I hate them so much.

Cut or uncut?

Go at it!

Here's the luxury hotel Aaron Schock is staying in this week.

I actually posted the pasta salad emergency thread.

Sean Cody Models I Still Occasionally Fap To

Bedlinens of Southern gentlemen senators

Nobody really needs a Smartphone. They can function perfectly fine in the modern world of the 21st century without one.

The pasta salad thread reminded me how wonderful Datalounge can be! And such a memorable title!

You Can't Convince Me This Good Looking Married Actor Is Not Gay.

Okay, But He's Definitely Dabbled. All Actors Do.

How do the chicken sandwiches compare at the ghetto fast food chains I frequent?: the eternal debate

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.

A horrible crime has been committed by immigrants in some random European country. You NEED to know about it.

Why the UK Version of Pretty Much Anything Is Superior To The US Version

[quote] A horrible crime has been committed by MUSLIM immigrants in some random European country. You NEED to know about it.

Fixed R75

Let's show how much we despise Lens Dunham for another of her ongoing attempts at garnering cheap attention by giving her exactly what she wants!

[quote] Read all the horrible details about this poor …animal that was hideously tortured to death

Dollface thread!

My Trashy Neighbors

A political thread that offers some minor criticism of Hillary Clinton....and the 100+ long-winded replies rebutting that criticism

R68 are you also R25?

A thread that talks about bottoms as if they were an ethnic group.

R83, more of a caste.

r82, no, I'm not.

Oxford comma: yes or no?

Acrimony ensues.

Female teacher fucks male students.

For some reason this is a popular topic.

Relatively uninteresting anecdotes from my high school days in the 1970s.

Here's a D list actress from the 1930s. Let's discuss her love life in detail.

We Watch Marathons Of TV Shows From the 70s and 80s That Even At the Time Were Considered Absolute, Utter Shit By People With More Than Two Brain Cells

Random and completely innocuous city/town/neighborhood is really a vile ghetto haughty sniff

I once heard something and thought it was a ghost! Has that ever happened to you?

Everything you ever wondered about the vaginas of Republican women

I'm suffering from [name the malady]. What should I do?

Let's trade fantasies about the plain-faced first gay US presidential cabinet member ever and his chubby sexless husband

This annoying twunk making bullshit content for TikTok is attractive. I would like to fuck him really hard.

How do I quote text on DL? TIA!

Begrudging admission that right-wing white male actor is talented and hot

After Years of Mercilessly Poking Fun at Crazy Gays, Crazy Lesbians, and Crazy Bisexuals, In This Thread We Will Attempt a Bit of Fun at the Expense of a Crazy Trans Person and Be Accused of Being Cruel and Obsessed

Madonna embarrasses herself on social media by again acting age-inappropriately!

Help! Why can’t I see my own posts?

Muriel, even though you never do anything on our command nor answer any questions, do something on my command and answer my questions!

Hi! I’m fuckboy from North.

I Want to Know What Love Is - I Want You to Show Me

The hatch, match & dispatch thread No.....

Boris's right-wing media outlets stalked a liberal and now you have to look at it

Women from a certain ethnic group getting into violent physical fights in a Wendy's or KFC or McDonald's or in a wig shop , followed by the inevitable "Please don't let them be...." response.

[quote] We Watch Marathons Of TV Shows From the 70s and 80s That Even At the Time Were Considered Absolute, Utter Shit By People With More Than Two Brain Cells

That’s two more than Tony Danza ever had.

New Yorkers only topic #xxxxxxx

Scientology stars and their offspring

Ugh, Flyoverstan, etc.

Ways you hated your parents.

This thread serves as an invitation to either emulate inanimate objects, occurrences, and predictable utterances, or resurrect damaging stereotypes.

The format for replies is well-known to most participating, but some oblivious soul will merely post an example without the proper lead-in, thus releasing the harpies to descend upon the perpetrator.

The longtime frequenters may then continue their romp celebrating not-necessarily common knowledge.

Mundane details from my dull life

Selecting the most appropriate Hawaiian caftan for your body type.

Long, drawn-out soap thread #4,362

Let's talk about foods that only old people still eat.

[quote]Selecting the most appropriate Hawaiian caftan for your body type.

Is there a body type for caftans other than Goodyear blimp?

Inexplicable levels of outrage over a tiny NYC apartment a 21 year girl is living in that her parents are paying for.

Greg's Dinner Party Menus

Things I No Longer Do So As Not To Betray My Working Class Roots

Debates Over Snack Cakes Of The 1960s

Pee On Me!

I am doing something incredibly mundane. Jealous bitches?

I am obsessed with celebrities who have been out of the public eye for four decades.

They're out of the public eye because they're trying to avoid the likes of R125.

600 passionately argued posts on the topic of Masculine versus Feminine Gay Men

At least 50 of which will feature some version of "I like men. If I wanted someone who acted like a woman, I'd get an actual woman"

A Self-Referential Thread About Named DLers That Muriel Will Eventually Delete

I live in the past and get pissy when I recognize myself in certain posts.

Some Mexican has political opinions and dares to express them! Who do they think they are?

White liberals attacking minorities of color for disagreeing with them on any given issue

I always KNEW Lin Manual Miranda was a hack! Finally the world has noticed.

3 deaths in winter weather conditions #......

Fisting weatherman's death

Soyboy is shocked, SHOCKED to find racial stereotypes in 1940s movies

Let's talk about the disgusting fast food that we are constantly eating.

List your favorite chain restaurant desserts!!!

Recollections about hating gym class

Golden Girls-related thread #9,141,985

Just look at this gay porn clip or TikTok that arouses me!

I Hate My Entire Family and Have Been Estranged From Them For Years Part IIIVI

[quote] Just look at this gay porn clip or TikTok that arouses me!

Aka click on this honey trap for CCP spies

I resent it when [list minority group] has a cultural event or item in the news! Why can't we emphasize our shared culture?

Ersatz "celebrity" you've never heard of just came out as bi/queer/two-spirited/questioning (but not gay)!

Bigoted asshole selfishly evokes sympathy by invoking the name of God

Random white celebrity with seven kids and on his third marriage: why he's definitely gay

No one with multiple kids could possibly be gay, R146.

People from different parts of the English-speaking world pronounce words in the wrong way (that is, differently from me)

Ling-Ling calling people Boris for challenging the lies of the oligarchy

Why do young men now hide themselves under towels at the gym? Why do they not strut around proudly so I can stare at their exposed dicks? And no, I am NOT an elderly troll!

Yet another thread about somebody who peaked when I was a kid

C-list Millennial female "celebrity" comes out as "bisexual," despite being married to a man and never having had sex with another woman.

How do I lose 25 lbs. by tomorrow?

Theatre Gossip #Infinity: Either a Glib-Snarky Family Guy-level Reference or Follies, Follies, Follies!

Why did an uninteresting minor celebrity not have a bigger career?

Why did this uninteresting has-been's career go down the shitter?

Flaming queen Jesus freak kisses contracted beard in front of paparazzi - "I'm so happy for them!" ( threads)

I'm leaving Datalounge forever; plus, let me respond to the negative responses that will follow since of course I'm not really leaving

That former First Lady is a whore who can't even pronounce English properly!

Look at this middle aged woman wearing an unattractive outfit!

Let’s Talk About The Third Reich……..or……. White Supremacy Ain’t That Weird……or…..,The Brand New Covid Variant Discovered….. like our fucking reality …at present….. isn’t fucked up enough already……..please

I've just been outed as a right-wing propagandist and they called me my nickname Boris.. So I'll accuse them of being Ling-Ling, even though they say nothing that serves China or an oligarchy!

R150, are you also R47?

I'm an Aspie annoyance who asks posters if they're other posters on the same thread.

Laugh at this angry white woman who would terrify me in real life

What is [insert average American city] like? I need the information for data-mining purposes and/or so I can troll convincingly as someone from there. Thanks!

I hate this famous lesbian whose 1997 coming out was ground-breaking and helped so many people.

Here's why you should hate her, too.

I need to lose 25 pounds. What's the fastest way to do it without changing my diet or getting up off my fat ass?

R167, are you also R153?

Stanksleeves vs Mutilated Dongs: Please Relate Your Apocryphal Experiences

Why does no one ever discuss the mystery of Dyatlov Pass?

[quote] Why does no one ever discuss the mystery of Dyatlov Pass?

What is the Dyatlov Pass?

Why are black so uppity nowadays? And what can I, as an elderly white man, do about it?

Why Rachel Maddow, Ellen Degeneres and all successful lesbians are worse than Hitler: a fifteen part thread.

R172, are you also R36?

Why r174 should be murdered and left in a ditch somewhere part 5.

Let’s Check Out This New Instaho Who is Self-Promoting His Own Content

Did you ever eat a disgusting casserole like this as a kid?

_______ IS DEAD TO ME

*Insert anti-woke news story here..*

Do you get boners in the locker room?

Tasteful Friends: Checkout this Victorian in Bumblefuck MAGA Pennsylvania

Chrissy Metz: Looking Hotter than Ever

“Themi Lovato becoming a nullo?”

I just did something horrible. Was it justified?

Generic stealth scat thread.

[quote] I just did something horrible. Was it justified?

Hey these things happen.

Watch this trashy deplorable freak out on an airplane! In my day those people could never afford to fly!

Identify this 1990's Gay Porn Star.

Identify this 1970's Gay Porn Star.

Oddly specific food preparation techniques I feel incredibly strongly about.

R161 = Ling-Ling

Why I hated Friends and can't believe that it's more popular than Golden Girls and Facts of Life

Because the latter two shows are funny and have passed the test of time with flying colors while the latter is a festering pile of shit popular with people who will watch anything all-white.

Another I Hate Jennifer Aniston thread.

Help! My childhood crush is a Republican!

Underappreciated legends Liz Taylor, Natalie Wood and Lana Turner were regular Sarah Bernhardts in their time.

Let's discuss a popular 90s TV Series set in New York about four nymphomaniac and now aging women.

Check out the idiocy of this clip of a hot aging former circuit boy pretending to be some kind of doctor!

Let's talk Antidepressants! #5,347,942

(Yet another) Black person said something homophobic and hateful!

[I love that the people who create the threads we are parodying feel compelled to defend them. So very DL]

I hate social media but look at what someone said in reply to my post on Facebook!

A feces-loving DL Troll claims they are going to have bareback sex with a well-endowed and uncut man. The word "sizemeat" will be used.

I love that since reading through this thread, I have seen several examples of the topics being parodied here.

My local public library doesn't have the DVD of [tv show from four decades ago] and I am steaming mad about it!

Let me tell you what Lipstick Alley is furious about now!

I am enraged about what a cunt an actress who's been dead for 30 years was backstage.

Tiny cocklet...gingham dress...Daddy...rough day laborers...

This cute teenage Canadian singer is worthy of our endless speculation

[quote]Tiny cocklet...gingham dress...Daddy...rough day laborers...

PUNY cocklet

Let's rate attractive men!

Let's vote on celebrities based on some obscure criterion!

This obscure food preparation technique drives me crazy and I HISSSSS every time I encounter it!

Here's a former "Teen Wolf" actor saying or doing something sexually ambiguous again!

Americans are inferior because they don't do things the way people in my country do, so let me go on at length about it.

Let's engage in nostalgia over midcentury "party" dishes made with cans of condensed soup, crushed snack chips and brightly colored Jell-O

The latest teacher to be arrested for molesting her 14 and 15 year old male students.

R210, are you also R87?

r211, you're blocked. No one wants a hall monitor even if he's self-parodying.

r70/r71: OMG

[quote] OMG

Dyatlov right?

^ Oops it should have been: r170/r171: OMG

I'm a grown man who watches daytime talk shows that feature a panel of shrieking harpies and are designed for fraus and Karens. I am very invested in these shows and hang on every word. Again, I am a grown man.

Here are the worrying extreme medical symptoms I'm experiencing, but I'm too lazy to go to the doctor's, so I'll let all of you diagnose me instead.

I am a pathetic loser who actually polices grammar and spelling on a bullshit internet forum populated by alcoholics and the mentally ill. I should have been an abortion.

Delicacies of Aldi, Delicacies of Walmart

Which store is better for fresh veg?

Let's analyze our rescue dogs' stool

Lets discuss Mrs David Gest's mobility problems.

All the ways that Australian is shit: 600 replies from shut-ins who have never been there.

Or anywhere else.

I already hate this forthcoming prestigious biographical miniseries because the Oscar-winning actor playing the subject does not look exactly like him/her.

AA IS A CULT (i went to 2 meetings in 1983)

[quote] Which store is better for fresh veg?

Does anyone here hate the word “veg” for vegetable as in “fruit and veg”. It’s almost as bad as “veggies”.

[quote] Let's analyze our rescue dogs' stool

Is it a rescue dog?

How many rescue dogs, R227?

Eldergays, tell me what it was like when a deadly disease broke out in the early 80's.

Is this actor of Mediterranean decent white? Is he yellow? Why or why not?

Let's discuss the English language!

Let's create yet another thread so we can keep referring to him as "Tim O'Tay," because that joke never ever gets old

Tell me if you find this man attractive, because if you do, then the hidden fact that he is really an FTM somehow proves some sort of unconvincing point I want to assert

Name the actors who you would consider have a womanly figure.

Bonus points if they have yellow skin, in your opinion.

R229, it’s all for you!

R233, it’s all for you!

R233. It’s all for you.

Let's keep picking on this gay former profile writer for Vanity Fair for being impoverished!

This social media butterface with the roided out body is my latest crush. Why won't you praise my taste, eldergays?

Food styles from the 60s. Will they make a comeback?

Here is an example of one of the threads from R39

It's called "Let's be frau possessions"

An aging diva is dressing in an age-inappropriate way!

A Venn diagram can be prepared using R241 and R100.

I am obsessed with soap operas! All the other posters back away slowly.

Generic white actor: has gained weight, has lost weight, is actually part Black/Arab/Asian.

Or has a womanly ass.

Look at this weird name for yet another new sexual type! What crazy bullshit regarding sexuality will the Millennials and Zoomers dream up next?

Let's generate a list of examples that fit into this particular category I'm suggesting for a certain pop culture genre... for no good reason, really.

Let's talk about our miserable fucked up childhoods.

I pretend that I am To the Manor Born, but I actually grew up white trash in some flyover hellhole.

Isn't that "To the Manner Born".

Always asked by some pretentious queen in such a thread.

Could we start a thread entitled "Let's list responses that always occur"?(

Here's an elaborate scenario with too many unlikely details. Let's pretend it really happened to me because I'm so bored!

Should I do this thingy? I'm not sure. I could easily Google the thingy for more information but I'm lazy. It's a completely ridiculous thingy that no one else has ever done. There is literally no point in doing it and the results will likely be underwhelming, but i think i wanna do the thingy. What do you think?

Muriel! Someone is playing around on my Datalounge! I have determined they have seven sock puppets that immediately favorite each other. Please ban and fine them before they ruffle someone else's feathers!

Has anyone ever been to [insert tourist destination here]?

I recently engaged in a perverse sexual act and now I feel like a dirty, dirty whore. Please tell me that I'm still a good boy and I shouldn't feel ashamed.

Mamie Eisenhower: History's Greatest Villain, Part LVII

Help me tweak the disgusting major carbs I am cooking for dinner!

For dinner I'm having [disgusting junk food no civilized person has even thought about since 1986]. Jealous?

Some of these thread titles are too specific and not generic!

Generalized Bitching About Generic Subjects

r184 = Boris, who still hasn't pointed out anything I've said that benefits China or an oligarchy.

RIGHT-WING DISGUISE FAIL

This Noun From the Last Thread I Read Deserves a Thread of Its Own

I just don't feel like I can go on anymore because of some political bullshit beyond my control.

Trump is going down this time! Everyone on MSNBC agrees!

R261 = Shut up, Ling-Ling.

CCP DISGUISE FAIL

We know all the pro-Russia policy initiatives and rewards for Russian atrocities that Trump wanted to give Russia, r265.

Now where is ANYTHING I've ever typed that would benefit China or Chinese mafiarchs?

CUNT?

r265 = PATHETIC DEFLECTION BORIS FAIIL

You shut up, r265. You're a fucking cancer who's wrong about everything. You've never said anything true in your troll life!

TRUMP DID GO DOWN JUST LIKE MSNBC SAID, r264!!!

DID YOU NOT SEE THE AMERICAN MAJORITY KICK TRUMP OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE LIKE MSNBC PREDICTED?! THEY WERE RIGHT, THE WALLS CLOSED IN.

ARE YOU STILL DELUDING YOURSELF WITH A DECISIVE TRUMP VICTORY LIKE MIKE LINDELL, YOU SCAM SUCKER?

Here's what r264 wrote at Reply 182 in the linked thread:

[quote]Biden is delusional if he thinks he won.

We all know r264 is the dickless delusional here.

Trannies Are So Terrible, I Devote Every Waking Second to Stalking Them Online and Now I Dump My Findings On You

Grump complaining about threads people post on DL: a thread.

[quote]TRUMP DID GO DOWN JUST LIKE MSNBC SAID

Only on burthday.

Lol what a bunch of psychos... I hate Trump. I was making fun of this thread, which we have seen dozens of times before.

You should know better than to count your chickens before they hatch, Mr. "Biden is delusional if he thinks he's won."

I am not r182 or the OP of that thread, retard.

The Queen of England is a Divinity on Earth (and in drag I look like her)

Eldergays, even though we're beating the dead horse until it dies again for the tenth time in a row, please tell me blah blah blah about AIDS. I've never heard anything about it before because I live my life with my head stuck in the ground like a fucking ostrich. Please repeat everything that has been repeated a thousand times before.

Oh, did I mention I'm doing research from my couch? Yes. Only from my couch. I don't leave my couch.

Sure you’re not, r264.

We’ll take a right-wing shitstain’s word for it. They’re known for their honesty.

Damn that Uppity Gold-digging Negress! Chapter #2,622,366