The Growing Circumference and Dwindling Influence of a Man: The Continuation of the Yashar Ali Story

Another good thread, specifically regarding the article.

The article itself:

An interesting article from 2017; think of it as a precursor to the article above.

HORRIBLE thread title. His name doesn't even show in the column on the right to snag looky-loos.

You had me at your title, OP.

The title of this thread made me laugh.

The title is witty and very DL-ish, but it is going to lose viewers because it's too long and Yashar Ali's name is at the end, which gets clipped off in the threads column.

Oh well.

Stupid title that no one would know there was actually a part 1.

I'm also not at all happy with this thread title. It should have been

DL Fave Yashar Ali Part 2: We Don't Know Her!

I don't usually get involved in this kind of shit, but we were all really getting along and went through a lot of laughs, concerns and bitchery, in that first thread. Some of our best work. I think yanking the ball away from the person who came up with the better thread title, and the poster who was getting all of the titles sorted in order for us to choose the best one, was a tacky bitch move.

Not fucking cool OP. As was said in the other thread, how very Yashar of you. Fuck you

RIGHT NOW, we are reading about celebs "not knowing her" as the revelations are coming right and left.

When this lamely-titled thread reaches 600, no one will even remember her, much less know her.

That's why "WE DON'T KNOW HER!" was perfect for Part 2. TODAY, we are learning about Kathy and the rest backing way away from Yashar. In a week? That perfect title will mean nothing for Part 3.

This thread has an AWFUL title.

Is DL-ish pronounced dee-lish?

I've seen people start competing threads when they weren't happy with the thread title R10. The OP is deaf if he thinks his title was creative. It is like a bad novel that you continue to read hoping for the end to come soon.

Everybody calm your tits down and let the thread die. I already feel bad enough for hurting the other thread op’s feelings and told him to ignore this thread and create a Part II as he sees fit.. He was a real peach about, too.

Enough!

Boring

R13 "enough"

fuck off

Corrected Part 2 at the link below.

Mariah won fair and square

R9/R16 Very rich of you to accuse me of being Yashar for creating this thread only to rush to create your own, instead of letting the op of Part 1 do it. You’re gross.

OP took a nap, I did this for them.

R13 you are a fucking liar.

R18 Yashar, please. I have receipts:

My post from the original thread in response to op:

[quote] Aw, [R574]/[R575]. I feel bad now. Your earnestness is endearing. Maybe the other thread won’t take off and you can still create another one. You cutie, you.

op’s response:

[quote] You are a doll [R577].

[quote]I'm more plucked about being called Yashar.

[quote]I agree [R579]

[quote]Anyway, I have a feeling we are in for a Part 3 anyway so we can use it for that. I guess in the meantime we will go with the one already posted.

And you’re a piece of shit. Now, run along to your thread, dear. It’s probably the only thing of importance in your life at the moment.