Armie Hammer Cannibal Saga: Ex-girlfriend confirms actor is a sexual predator who wanted to eat her. Also, is poor.

Previous thread.

Sorry for double posting. But the old thread is just glitching and glitching and glitching.

Barbecue Girl is an alleged escort known to be mentally unstable before this all happened.

r3 just because she's an alleged escort doesn't mean that TD hasn't done all this shit. There's literally multiple women with DM's, voice messages, and picture evidence now. It's true. Fling that garbage somewhere else, thanks.

have we seen this yet? I think it might have been posted but I couldn't find it when I went back through the previous thread: CDAN (which, take with a grain of salt obviously) is saying he's heading to rehab:

R5 yes I posted it a while ago

Los Angeles DA needs to look into this. All of the allegations.

I love bbq sauce too!

I think I remember that Effie or switch had mentioned a few days ago that he was living with a “kitten”on the island.

Holy crap, can you imagine what he’s done? People go missing all the time...

The BBQ story is no longer top of the page for New York Post, hope that literal 15 minutes of fame was worth it for Little Miss InstaHo.

Oh yay the charmies are here

Do you think Armie was abused as a child? My theory that it was somebody close and that the mother knew but protected the molester. That would explain his hatred of women. It would not shock me if it was Michael Hammer, who is nuts, or his maternal grandfather, who was a charismatic Bible-thumping grifter who insinuated himself into the Hammer family in order to steal their fortune for himself.

R13 Just stop.

I can’t even suck on him and I want to!

R11 fuck off Charmie. Go back to tumblr or Tapatalk. Hope you feel good about defending a mass manipulator, abuser and rapist. Go find yourself a new fave.

Who is this guy?

He really doesn’t give a fuck. And fuck his friends defending him.

Oh noes

His finsta has been compromised again

R18 a friend of his.

His director friend. The one he was seen with having dinner last year, before they went to that movie premiere.

Wonder who’s leaking his finsta posts 🤔

The other like visible is that Jeremy dude.

R22 A bird shat on TD in one of their 'date' photos.

Now they're all shitting on him!

Wasn’t it rumoured it is Theo in the car video that was leaked?

Jeremy went with them to London for Rebecca IIRC

the leaker must be friends with that theo guy, since his name showed up on the screencap.

What is Jeremy's insta?

R28 Sshhh. Don't out the mole lol.

Serious question but why hasn't Instagram suspended his account to review his 'activities' ?

R29 so it’s own but it’s private with Garfield as profile pic

El Destructo _ 86 Ooooh, what an edgy finsta name. He is destructive, and he was born in 1986. Very cool, very cool. NOT.

It makes more sense that he is friends with that abusive ketamine addicted porn photographer Allen Henson (est_roi is one of his accounts) now. I think he even visited him in the desert. In some of his posts, Allen claims to paint with his own blood lol. One of his ex girlfriend’s accused him of domestic abuse and rape and stealing her money, and other things.

He also posts often about weapons (and using them), himself doing K and coke, and pills, etc. And lots of shibari, bdsm, porn and such.

Sounds like a good match no?

I remember his IG used to be Armando El Destructo before he got a verified account

Isn't that a mannequin in OP's pic? That can't be a real woman.

R29 sonotdown sorry. Damn autocorrect

R5 LOL at the idea CDAN has any clue what's going on. At least BG was hinting at this shit, CDAN was nowhere near. So for them to now try and pretend they have insider info - please.

So Armie is not wealthy? What is his net worth; does he have $$$.

Are the authorities investigating investigating?

All these whores are lying. He didn’t do any of this. All women lie for money or attention. They’re all addicted to drama like a drug. Women’s clits get hard to victimhood too.

Lol @ the latest in The Sun online asking about DB : So who is Armie Hammers ex gf?

Lets answer for you exceptional Sun "journalists."

She is NO ONE. Period

BBQ Girl looks like a robot from Austin Powers with a Michael Jackson nose job.

BBQ Girl is balding too.

R40 So he'll be suing them, right?

BBQ Girl has Gone Girl vibes.

what was that page six article saying, that they don't know where he is? I'm pretty sure I've found it, thanks to those drink photos on his finsta. That structure in the background of the first picture is relatively unique - it's Mimi's dock bar and restaurant at the Morritt's resort, so he could be staying there. If you scroll down that page, the second photo shows basically exactly where he's sitting, looking out at that structure with the interior of the square bar in between. The second photo is of a different bar, I believe, but it could be the same resort just a different bar there.

Women get off on this shit, the live playing victim. Why do you think they’re all obsessed with true crime? They fantasize about being raped and murdered. They’re sick.

R42 the official Datalounge designation is “Nanette Fabray monkey”

R42 or a snub nosed monkey. She wouldn't look too out of place in a David Attenborough documentary, except Attenborough's documentarys are usually about the natural world which clearly as fuck that face ain't.

R40/R42/R43/R45/R47 Posting five posts within a few minutes attacking someone is a really good way to show you don't think they're serious. Totally doesn't make you look unhinged and panicky at all.

Now, back to Tapatalk with you.

R40 fuck off. If they were lying they would not have come forward. Courtney comes from money, she knows speaking up could mean a lawsuit, but she did it because she’s telling the truth.

Get the fuck off DL, Delusional and brainwashed Charmies don’t belong here.

Who tf cares if she had plastic surgery, that has nothing to do with anything. He manipulated, abused and groomed them to think it was ok, he’s a fucking monster

R50 I’m crazy... okay.

Go fuck your Dad... again.

And people said this guy wasn't dark enough to play Batman.

Some charmies are pressed lol

R52 is Tapatalk too boring for you? Go back there where you belong.

MEN ARE EVIL!!!!! EXCEPT MY DADDY!!! HE PROTECTED ME!!! HE NEVER TOUCHED ME!!!!! QUIT SAYING I AM AN INCEST SURVIVOR!!!!! STOP!!!! MY DADDY WAS THE BEST!!!!!! - R51 doing her best Mayella Ewell

R50 you still here Paige? When you going to speak out like DB?

R54 It's hilarious seeing them react like this - they honestly don't seem to realise it shows how upset they are, and in turn shows they know this stuff is true.

Anyone know what happened to PG? She’s been quiet for a while now

R58 exactly. 😂

R58 It's weird because they were FURIOUS about Timmy's pool boner that one time.

This?

Not so much.

R61 LOL sure, they aren't furious about this, whatever you say Charmie.

R59 she’s still after him, apparently she’s been replying to DMs. She probably just needs some time out or maybe she’s getting ready to an interview like DB.

R63 LMAO - You think I'm a Charmie!

I meant Charmies were furious AT Timmy for having a boner but Armie gets a pass on.

Effie has been following a lot of journalists and writers on Twitter and IG so I think the silence is more likely because she’s going to do an interview or exclusive.

The real question is why miss writer Crazy J hasn’t penned an essay yet. Fuck the memoir she’s apparently written she needs to use those apparent skills to write a piece about that mf.

MISS WARWICK HAS COMMENTED!

R67 lol

Armie ghosted children’s storytime!

Wonder if this is one of the former kittens... Armie has followed her for a long time, she used to follow both him and Timmy and some CMBYN accounts.... Her and PG are following each other now and it looks like Armie is unfollowed or blocked

I wonder if Dionne Warwick has sex?

I don't understand why any of you bitches are taking this shit seriously

C'mon This crap is ridiculous. In fact, it is so over the top, that a reasonable person reads tjis crap, and busts out laughing for at least 30 minutes, as I did, when I first perused these threads.

If you have to go to a trauma rehab center because some fucking idiot told you be wants to cut off your toe and put it in his pocket, you are a fucking drama queen and fame whore.

Ditto for the barbeque bitch.

If some dude said that shit to me, I'd laugh until I pissed my pants, then I'd go straight to the kitchen, and whip out some BBQ sauce, and smear it all over myself, and play a game of truth or dare with him.

Armie's an idiot who probably chugs a bottle of vodka while he texts. Bit this fucker isn't a serial killer.

He's a BDSM afficionado. Big fucking deal. Millions of people get down like that.

This is some of the funniest shit I've read kn a while, and only to be outdone by the pearl clutching on THIS site.

JFC-gimme a break.

And as for Armie: Repeat after me 10 times-

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.

Sorry wait she still follows Armie. No idea about Timmy bc who tf cares about him

Whoretny Suckcockbitch is poor white trash from a trailer park in Oklahoma, who banged her way to plastic surgery and the pool-lounging selfie-taking life.

There should be a way to just collectively remove all the charmies from DL

R75 if they locked us out of Tapatalk we should be able to remove them from here

When 50 Shades of Grey comes to real life Fraus get scared. A bunch of Disney Princesses who want to walk around making every man pop boners but “look, don’t touch”. Straight white American women are fucking deranged. Drama Queens all of them.

This is what you do when Armie eats you and you’re inside his stomach- bored.

r75 i'm just putting them all on ignore. It's tedious but it's better than reading their bullshit.

R72 Um no. That's not what this is about. He was physically abusing women, pretending to give them a safe word and then ignoring it the safe word. The texts themselves are utterly ridiculous and laughable, I agree. The woman with the intense bruises all around her neck from being non-consensually strangled with a belt during sex? Not so funny.

The Charmies are Ryan.

They're suggesting he uses a lawyer to make any future statements and not his personal trainer.

R81 he probably shouldn’t listen to TR and TT no... 😂

R81 * The Charmies are mad at Ryan

But her nose looks so natural, R35.

What does Nannette Fabray have to do with...?

Wartny WetCooterStench is so desperate for attention. She thinks this will make her a SUPERSTAR!!!

I don’t know if she still has sex R71, but she didn’t reach the ripe old age of 80 by having sex with someone like TD in the past.

Maybe at least people on here will at least stop claiming he's gay now.

Oh jfc. It actually sounds like Tyler lol.

At least

R88 you’d think so right? But so far they have suggested it is a strategy to make him seem straight (lol??) and that it is because he is so deep in the closet that he behaves this way...

Charmies say it’s just to make his relationship with Timmy a secret a bit longer

Doesn’t he have HIV?

They're suggesting Liz picked his girlfriends which is why they turned on a dime and attacked him.

R93 yeah this is a gang attack smear campaign

Hahahah ha... 🙄

Hola Gays, all I can add is that I'm SUPER glad this happened when it did. Salud!

Wow. Liz really out their being the head of Spectre lol.

But this really does explain why Steve Lift is one of his best roles.

r93 that is the most hilarious thing I've heard in a long time. The charmies will literally try and find ANY reasoning to justify their belief that he couldn't do this stuff.

Part IV thread

But does that mean they accept that he actually had girlfriends then? 🤔

R101 - No they are beards but she picked them.

I heard Courtney allegedly has dingleberries and crabs.

R98 I always laugh when I think about the wall street Journal review of STBY and how Armie played Steve Lift “so convincingly (a little too convincingly)”

R102 lol

R104 haha they had a point

i think the price had already dropped to be fair but the bad press keeps coming lol. They're nuts if they think they're gonna get 4.99 million now, not when the new buyers will have to dig up the basement to check for body parts.

Another 17 year old.

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R109

So that was why he did CMBYN, it appealed to him because it was about grooming a minor.

DeuxMoi says Josh Duhamel will replace Armie in Shotgun Wedding. So they are going from a 16 year age difference w JLo, to 2 (Duhamel is 48).

The bitches over there keep pushing for Jack Quaid to be cast, despite him being young enough to be JLo's son (he is 28). What is wrong with them?

If he wasn’t an actor he’d probably be a serial rapist / lonely hearts killer.

Take these Twitter girls with a grain of salt though. Especially if they don’t have proof. Some of them love to jump on the bandwagon when things like this happen.

R115 Burn in hell

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I seriously think if this Effie speaks out she's going to have to give up some of her own posts. Why she only putting out TD responses? She posted about fucking other people's husbands, which she was fine with then suddenly she went nuts about TD ???

Only thing I don’t get is why she continues to say in private that he was really nice... after starting leaking the dms....

R117 So she's getting what she wanted out of this.

R119 ikr, she's as nuts as DB !

I didn’t say that.

No you didn't I did - because she is. She wants her 15 minutes of instakink fame. Had he gone to her place when he left Liz and the kids in the Caymans we still wouldn't know fuck all about his cannibalistic behavior, he pissed her off -clearly!

Twats here need to look up the definition of "behavior" before heading to the ER over their trauma at this dull man's "cannibalistic 'behavior.'"

Yep! And amazingly that trauma only just developed, suddenly, after bring dumped in February 2020. Strange. They're all as dull, vapid, stupid and empty as each other

Real reason Armie fired from films is because his bond company dropped him and he is now uninsurable. (Granted he would have been dropped even if he was still bonded).

Also, tried to bite Henry Cavill.

r126 Why's he uninsurable? He's clearly mentally defective and violent in private. But I don't think he's yet near the level of machete wielding on set massacre.

The person who supplied the 2nd piece of gossip is stupid- by a very easy process of elimination, I deducted who she was.

Either the Department Head or the Key does the top 6 billed. DH is 72 years and Tom Cruise's gal, so she's not spilling tea. That leaves her Key.

R128 You know what stitches get right?

R127 = idiot

Talking to people who know nothing about show business is like talking to children.

R127 It just takes a little nibble from those canines. Who knows what a hungry, angry cannibal will do?

r130 I'm honestly quite proud of the fact that cannibal scandals aside I couldn't give a flying fuck about the entertainment industry. Anyway its just a way to write him out of the film. Thanks. You can get back to talking to your other children now Brian.

“I completely dehumanized myself into a sex doll and I can’t believe men treat me like meat”

R117 did her new publicist schedule a pap walk. lol

didn't she say she was releasing a statement, what happened to that?

[quote] In one exchange, Hammer is seen to write: 'I am 100% a cannibal. I want to eat you.' 'F**k. That's scary to admit,' the message continues. 'I've never admitted that before.'

How many times do you think he had already messaged that exact same thing to girls? 50? 100?

new stories from Effie re: the hallway rape - emails she sent him about it. Really sad to read.

So sad

“My mommy noticed I was unhappy at my birthday celebration thanks to you!” - Armie

He really is American Horror Story Freak Show’s Dandy.

uh....wait, that second email is not his response. That second email is a second email from her to him, he must have responded in between because she quotes him a number of times. It's PG who is saying that her mom can vouch for her depression and that it went way farther than just her being "uncomfortable".

Everything about kinky sex and the “kink community” is soo gross

Armie sent her a note trying to win her back to him, it said:

“I want my Baby back, Baby back, Baby back, Baby back... Baby’s Back Ribs...”

r140 I mean its not my thing. I'd rather have an enthusiastic partner than someone crying or unresponsive. But if both parties are informed enough to consent, agree beforehand, and have safeguards in place I don't think its my right to judge just because its weird. The problem with this is its straight up rape with one party being forced into it.

I wish we could see his response email that is hypothetically sandwiched in between her two emails

His kid sucking on his toe is now more disturbing. What if he passed the cannibal gene to his children?

Dominastya has a story of her scrolling thru one of Armies messages

It was difficult to ss so I didn’t do it

Women are so histrionic and will cling onto this, the next cool thing will be for Chardonnay-swilling vocal frying Millennial Fraus to proclaim that any guy they think is slightly “creepy” that “he’s like a fucking CANNIBAL, I swear!”. They love outrageous accusations.

Desert Dana is still following TD, Ashton and Ryan, she must still be team TD

She’s been friends with them for a long time and works out at TR’s gym, so yeah, seems like it. Despite the Goodbte Earl song lol

A followed this girl a few months ago, then unfollowed her. CI kitten?

it's hard to stomach Ryan dismissing this all as kinkshaming, like no it fucking isn't. Not respecting safewords, consent and agreed terms and telling women you want to mutilate their bodies and dismember them isn't kink or "niche" as TD said, it's fucking sick. These sick fucks that throw around kinkshaming as a defence are disgusting. I get it's his friend, but come on man, that ain't it. Help your friend, he's obviously sick.

R149 probably, throw in diving girl Cora, and that 21 year old he was pictured at the restaurant with on Switch. How these women can't see it is beyond me.

I'm not even holding my breath for a "I'm going to rehab to work on myself" statement at this point. He's just tuning all of this out. He's already lost his wife and kids. If he loses work, he can mooch off of his kittens. There is nothing more to be done now except to sell that house in LA. He's still drinking and drugging and playing his daddy dom games, he's happy. He doesn't want to stop any of that. He lost the things that might have once mattered. Now, he is probably in a headspace where he feels justified in indulging himself with abandon.

Poor Fifi.

I mean, it is Ryan you are talking about, don’t expect too much, R150

R153 wonder what his wife thinks lol.

Now where is BP, she teased a tell-all, got a publicist, and all we got was some lame pap-walk.

This is why you shouldn’t have sex with women. This all sounds like some heifers who want to play 50 Shades with a movie star then felt used when he didn’t wife them up after. “Revised Consent”

Men like to fuck, Men like to cum.

Women like to buy things & nag.

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Dionne does it again!

Dionne is on fiyah, my God she is a hoot!

“Thirteen years as best friends, soulmates, partners and then parents. It has been an incredible journey, but together, we've decided to turn the page and move on from our marriage.”

“As we enter into this next chapter, our children and relationship as co-parents and dear friends will remain our priority,”

Maybe the cruelest burn of all

Suits actor Patrick J Adams asks to replace Armie in Gaslit

R145 Could not access that information. What was the gist of it?

I’m with R72 on this - he’s into bdsm, are we supposed to care? He sexts in a really cringey way. This is some straight people drama that doesn’t really belong on a gay website sorry. Imagine being upset by this. Histrionics / hysterics / bored people engaging in the mechanisms of scandal even tho they know better.

r152 Honestly. Never do anything with a guy that has a mannequin around. There's never going to be a good answer to why they own one.

R164The reason we all got into Armie in the first place was because he played a gay character in a movie that went on to be a DL fave for a time. There were lots of speculation surrounding his sexuality from the beginning, and this is merely an extension of that conversation. I will agree, however, that if it wasn't a pandemic and I weren't so bored with so much free time on my hands, I would not be going down the rabbit hole with this quite so far. But hey, it's interesting.

And what do you mean we should "know better?" Now you are "scandal-shaming" us, while lamenting the "kink-shaming" of Armie. Well maybe this is our kink? Reading about Armie's ridiculous personal life? It's niche, you just don't get it! But for real, scandal-shaming? On a fucking gossip forum board? Just don't click on the thread!

^^^^ for R164 ^^^^

What happened to desert Dana’s new post, It has a block on it now lol. Must have been because it was showing her nips 😂. Hopefully TD got to see it in time

R164, most drama is "straight people drama." They're about 90% of the population, and if anyone is fair game, they are. Besides, this story is a perfect blend of celebrity, sex, money and horror. Who are you to deny us this amusement?

BBQ Girl was a Dallas Realtor for awhile. Here she is in some public broadcast show hosted by RHOD Leeanne Locken. It’s painful to watch. She talks like a baby and moves like a robot. This story really is getting all the factors of a Datalounge camp classic.

Nanette Fabray monkey or Chernobyl Kate Beckinsale or Victoria Beckham after kissing a Hoover vacuum hose?

Once you make yourself known for something like this, what’s left to do in the future... OnlyFans?

Armie needs to go full Magnotta and start posting on DL.

R171 you’re like half of the posts in a thread you hate lol

My two cents:

Everybody needs to stop shaming these women. They were manipulated by a wealthy, charming sociopath. Why didn't they come forward earlier? Simple, it took the courage of one brave woman to start the ball rolling and that brought all the kitties out of the closet. The fact he has been doing this in plain sight is chilling. He cares not for the consequences of his actions, and that is illustrated no better than by the fact he was lusting to rape one of his kittens at the park...with his child in tow. He is a depraved individual, and that is without even mentioning his kinks. I thought DLer's were above vicitim shaming, when so many of us know how it feels to be shamed.

The astute poster on the last thread who said EC was his Mother figure, and that he lost it when she began to give her attention to the children and the bakeries, was bang on the money. CV confirms this in her observations - he needed her attention all the time. He gets off on the power he wields over bending them completely to his will. That's why there's no dick pics - that organ is simply a means to an end of releasing his satisfaction. 7" on a man of his build is nothing to brag about anyway, and it's likely he is ashamed of himself in some deep way, which is why he needs to break down his kittens to build himself up. A sex tape wouldn't interest him, unless he was the one filming the abuse so he could relive the feeling all over again. I actually think he despises himself, and doesn't particularly enjoy seeing himself on screen.

If you want to blame/ shame anyone, perhaps poke around in Dru's past. There's a reason he is fixated on the humiliation and degradation of women.

R171 I don’t hate the thread. You’re just pissed because you want to contain the narrative to “EVIL MEN!!!!” If that’s the whole story let’s all pack it up and go home

R174 fuck off, CUNT

Tied up for 4 or 5 hours whilst he does nasty shit to you?!! No thank you.

R176 you seem waaaay too invested in this.

If I thought Armie cared, I’d believe it was him or one of his crazy friends (T and R on top of the list), but seems like it’s just someone who needs a new hobby lol

Contact the DA.

Millennial women mistake Twitter for the DA a lot.

Moron @ R164, 90% of all gossip on a ~gossip board~ is straight drama. Why don't you wander over to the Golden Girls threads?

Kittenwithfangs was almost certainly one of his 2020 lays, i wonder if she contacted effie? She was in the desert around his bd party and he was liking her pics even like 10 days ago.

Sorry, ex-girlfriend looks like as gristly mouthful.

R184 - you're not on "a" gossip board.

You're on a GAY gossip board.

Meant R182 @ R185

R183 yeah she’s been discussed before. Seems like she is into pretty hardcore stuff, so maybe she is ok with it

[quote] If you want to blame/ shame anyone, perhaps poke around in Dru's past. There's a reason he is fixated on the humiliation and degradation of women.

When Dru married Michael Hammer, her father, a charlatan preacher from Tulsa, basically entered the marriage and made Michael his disciple, and convinced Michael to cut off his own family and direct the Hammer fortune to his family and his causes. Doesn't that sound, um, a little cult-like to you? And incestuous? Your father entering your marriage like that?

Here is my theory: Father Mobley (the one Armie brought food to in Tulsa) was a molester. Dru was one of his victims but never rejected him and this allowed him to exercise control over her throughout her life. When Armie was a child, she turned either turned a blind eye or actually consented to let her father molest Armie. That is why Armie is obsessed with having a woman take care of him - to compensate for Dru's failure to protect him from abuse.

And this also explains why Armie is unable to separate the children from his own sexual activities - this is very common of molestation victims. If you remember the movie "Shame" where Michael Fassbender's character is totally unfazed by his sister's casual nudity around him - and their characters were both intended to be child molestation victims.

R189 as much as it pains me to say, only a story like this could make me feel sympathy for him...and even then it wouldn't excuse his actions.

R190 Why do you want to feel sympathy for him?

Also Effie's email from Armie blamed her for making his mother notice he was upset on his birthday. Can you imagine that kind of bizarre association coming together? Obsessed with pleasing mommy and making sure she doesn't think anything is wrong? Whatever happened to Armie in his childhood, Dru factored into it.

R192 no. All are from Effie to Armie, ie Effie’s mother, Effie being upset. Lol

She hasn’t posted any emails from him (yet)

The whole thing actually reminds me of the plot of James Ellroy's novel of The Black Dahlia (spoiler if you haven't seen it) which was, kid you not, about a rich LA oil family and a serial killer obsessed with carving up women. The killer was IIRC a close family friend who was shellshocked in WWI and cared for by the family who covered up for his crimes. The father of the family was also in a sexual relationship with the daughter.

R194 yes she has, it's at R138

Oh OK I misinterpreted the email, it is Effie saying her mother noticed she was unhappy at her birthday

R196 Maybe read slower.

You might understand more

R47, Clearly you are the sick one, if you are so unfamiliar with actual women to believe your nonsense.

No, we don't fantasize about the Ted Bundys of the world.

Perhaps you are projecting.

R191 i don't.

Porn star Dana DeArmando on twitter: "I forgot I fucked Armie Hammer cuz he lasted all of 20 seconds" and "I just re-read all my texts from Armie Hammer, they are a bit murdery"

Dana DeArmond

Not Armando lol

He’s quite the snack lol

He’s on the front page of the NY Post

I'd let him eat my ass.

R207 He'd have a job. You never stop talking out of it.

Maybe his weird and boundary-crossing relationship with Luca is due to being reminiscent of Armie's own relationship with his childhood abuser, an older man.

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That's an interesting theory, r188. His publicist is probably taking notes for the inevitable sob story she'll release when he's dragged off to rehab.

Someone on Reddit is suggesting the reason his PR team is so quiet is because he's eaten them.

A Charmie writes that this is....

"A classic power struggle for full custody"

Wow. Such experience of life lol.

R215 There's more...

as much as I think Armie would do a lot to protect him and timmy, I don’t think he would agree to all of this.

I bet he takes muff diving to a whole new level!

State AG tip page.

R206 that cover says it all! Attention-whoring at its finest. That nasty anorexic skank, who is one cum facial away from being a porn star, is flicking her numb clit to all this attention. He has a very twisted sex kink and is in to extreme BDSM. PERIOD. Don’t like it, don’t date him. If he is a threat to society... GO to the POLICE!!! This is a bunch of WHORES who became cum dumps for a movie star and are pissed they got tossed aside. Women love to get their cortisol, norepinephrine & dopamine pumping to get themselves into a big fit of histrionic mania and then wallow around in drama and keep diving deeper, going “but, but, but there’s more to the story!” as they dissect, pun intended, every facial movement and text message.

He’s a kinky freak and these sluts are famewhores. End of story.

r211 Of course he's got his feet on the table. He thinks he's so superior yet everything that comes out of his mouth is ridiculous. He uses words like 'spurious' instead of false or fake. Aside from everything else, he's an insufferable douchebag. I wonder if it's dawned on him yet that he's over? Ovah!

R222 types like a 19yo college girl. It’s a posed picture you stupid cunt!

Extradition treaty between the US and Cayman Islands (via its relationship as an international territory of the UK)

Sorry, that broad looks about as trustworthy as Kayleigh McEnany. She looks like the type who would do or say anything to get her name in the media.

And clearly, if he wanted to eat her he'd be gnawing on bone from the get-go.

R225 if he starts dating Chrissy Metz... then we’ll worry.

Happy Birthday Fordy. Daddy loves you so much he might eat you later 🥳

So, somewhere in that mess ‘o information at R212, the person who was recapping the situation, and who seems familiar with the kink community, explains how it’s a big red flag when Arnie says “I respect my wife too much to do these things to her.” I surmise that, to the kink community, this is a red flag because it’s basically admitting: “the things I like to do to women (other than my wife), I do *specifically* to disrespect and humiliate them.”

It’s the classic Madonna/Whore complex. Wife = pure, clean, maybe even asexual/frigid (as someone unthread who knows her has pointed out.). Then on the other end it’s the whores = kittens, who he compulsively needs to debase and devalue. He maintains a complete sexual schism between the virgin mother and the sexualized mistress, and he then toggles between the two worlds constantly. It is THE organizing principle of his life.

I assume healthy kinksters don’t find their kinky sex play necessarily “humiliating” or degrading for either party. My impression is that they have learned to synthesize their sexuality into their self-identity, creating a cohesive whole that isn’t fragmented and shame-based. And because they themselves are not operating from a compulsive, shame-based place, they can view their partners in a healthy, positive light as well. There is no schism as we see with Armie. Such is the difference between healthy and shame-based sexuality

LOL at R228 ‘s attempt to play armchair psychologist. What the fuck is this gibberish? Put down the thesaurus and save the heavy lifting for the big girls.

Using the word “schism” in mixed company is a red flag.

okay so those emails shared last night clearly show that the allegations against him are more serious. She's fully saying to him "you raped me". There has to be SOME kind of statement from his team at this point beyond his "it's bullshit" from the other day, right? What is the explanation for him/his team not coming out and saying "we categorically deny this and are taking legal action" unless they CAN'T deny it and won't be taking legal action? Are they still just hoping it's all gonna blow over? Considering it's hit basically every major news publication in North America at this point the chance of that is...pretty slim lol. Is he just boozing it up in GC without his lawyers/team able to get a hold of him to craft a strategy? And what about his family lawyers? Surely the Hammers are wealthy enough to keep lawyers on retainer for this kind of thing?

R231 "this kind of thing"

What are lawyers going to do? Armie is not employed any more and is living in a foreign country which he is a citizen of. No one has initiated any legal proceedings against him over any of these allegations. Unless someone goes to the police and accuses him of a crime, he has nothing to worry about other than drinking himself to death.

R231 Wouldn’t it be quite damning for the family to have lawyers on retainer just “for this kind of thing.”

We're assuming his family is supporting him?

Dominstaya is doing an AMA on her IG Story!

The fight back has started. Bella Thorne squealing like a banshee to defend him. 🙄

R238 Bella Thorne and his fitness friend. Who else?

R238 Wow. I didn't know Bella had followed him around constantly for 10 years .

R328 TD getting girls to hide behind.

What's new?

Okay what is the combo for BBQ Girl?

Nanette Fabray fucks a snub-nosed monkey who’s mother is Miss Piggy?

r233 and r235 considering his father was recently legally implicated in the biggest art scandal of the century, yes, I'm pretty sure they have lawyers on retainer for "this kind of thing". What I mean is, he's saying these allegations are bullshit, and he's lost work and therefore financial compensation because of it. So if they're really bullshit, wouldn't the next step for him be to start some sort of libel proceeding? I guess I'm operating under the assumption that there's really no acceptable middle ground here for him to 'coast' through it without taking action at all. He either has to say "i'm being slandered" and sue, or he's going to say "i'm going to rehab". But he has to do something - right?

R243 So if they're really true, wouldn't the next step for them be to start some sort of criminal proceeding?

I’ve been getting off on all of this.

R239 it's a matter of time before more 'celebrities' come out in his favour, I'm sure.

Is Effie actually a sex worker/hooker or not, anyone know for sure?

R243 I've never understood why going to rehab is supposed to mean anything?

Being a cunt isn't a rehab issue.

BREAKING NEWSFLASH: Lying Histrionic Cunts Don’t Press Charges Because They Don’t Want the Scrutiny of the Legal System

Twitter is the ultimate gift to Borderline Personality Whores who love attention by creating histrionics.

r247 you're 100% right but I think it's one of those PR strategies that would be used in an attempt to showcase that he's taking some responsibility for changing his behaviour. It would be total bullshit obviously, but I still think it would probably be posed as an option by his PR people to try and get this to die down.

to be clear I believe the DM's and think he is trash, but the lack of any kind of cohesive strategy from him or his team in the wake of what's turned into a pretty huge scandal is also just really weird to me.

R238 Oh the same Bella thorne who was molested from the ages of six to 14? The same Bella Thorne who tweeted "Please today stand up for every soul Mistreated. #timesup" ? The same Bella Thorne who said, in an interview pulicizing her own book about being abused, ""And going after him, I talk a lot about that in the book too, of this self-hatred I have because the police, [bold] they make their victims feel like villains," she said. "And so many people don't ever report the abuse."

R248 Welcome to the DL, simpi! So sorry your tumblr is under scrutiny for doxxing. Would have thought you learned your lesson from last time, but alas.. like master, like cult follower

I’m weird too, Armie.

Is that really you Simpi girl?

How are you getting on reprogramming your Speak-n-Spell to sound like Trash Daddy?

You know to 'debunk' those audios lol!

Good Morning, America!

God dammit, if those Tumblr freaks came to dl, the whole thread will turn to shit...even more lol.

If men would just stop fucking women we wouldn’t have any of this drama and we’d eventually save the earth in the long run.

R255, R253 Block the person you're complaining about. I already had them on block. End of problem.

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holy FUCK

He's completely over. I wouldn't be surprised if he's under investigation.

WHAT THE FUCK

We finally see the true Armie

Oh...my god. I am fucking stunned. What the actual FUCK is wrong with this dude??????????? The Charmies are going to shit their actual pants when they see this.

DMT y'all!!!!!!!! Holy hell. It gets no more intense than that.

"Divorce is so fun. Not as fun as drugs. But what is "

Finally. Stick a fork in him.

So hot!

Had to look up DMT. I'm guessing those crystals he licked up in driving and drinking video wasn't Ketamine, but DMT.

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R250 Clearly Bella has a short memory. Wannabe Mogul says it all really. All she needs now is TD to start DMing her and "enticing/grooming" her into instahoe world, if she isn't already in it. I don't actually know anything at all about her.

He wrote: 'Well… my ex (for a very good reason) wife is refusing to come back to america with my children. So I have to go back to Cayman… which sucks. Except there are a few silver linings. Like f**king Ms. Cayman again while I'm down there.'

What's the "very good reason," shmuckhead? You can't possibly be implying that it's HER issues that have led to this split? Dork.

R271 She already is an insta-whore, so she's kinda set on that front. She was (is?) an actress. Disney?

Imagine how fucking out of his mind he's been while caring for those children. Holy shit.

And the spin: "Armie is trolling you people who really think he's crazy. " It's just a comment below that latest article, but it shows how easy it is to blow off what is clearly a massive downward spiral. They also probably don't understand the concept of "finsta". If he were really trolling the masses, it would not be happening on a private instagram account that only a few close friends have access to.

Oh, and yeah, there's the issue of custody as well. But yeah he is probably just trolling the divorce lawyers and the judge, too.

r259 Wow. Didn't think this could get worse, but it has. Holy shit. Feel sorry for his kids.

R276 Yes, that's been a pretty consistent theme for several days now. "I didn't think it could get any worse, and then it did." Over and over.

His acting days are over until/unless he has a REDEMPTION moment, and he'll have to really sell it if and when he does.

Call Me By Your Name!

Wow. Okay. What's he going to 'step away' from next?

Have any of you bitches tried DMT? I

"DMT is a powerful substance that can cause a number of mental and physical side effects. Some of these are desirable, but others not so much.

Possible mental effects of DMT include:

euphoria floating vivid hallucinations altered sense of time depersonalization Keep in mind that some people experience lingering mental effects for days or weeks after use.

Physical effects of DMT can include:

rapid heart rate increased blood pressure visual disturbances dizziness dilated pupils agitation paranoia rapid rhythmic eye movements chest pain or tightness diarrhea nausea or vomiting"

Still no cock picture? All these women can't send the one thing we really want to see?

He just fucked himself, because now everyone knows that 1. he's doing a hardcore drug that is 2. not able to be screened like other more mundane street drugs, and which 3. has lingering mental effects that can last for days or weeks after use, meaning that 4. his kids are not safe around him, basically ever.

He’s so hideous, he looks like one of those seventies “joy of sex” illustrations.

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R269 Hell!! I'm guessing he will no longer be here by the end of this year if there is no intervention.

It would probably be a good thing for the world if he just died of cirrhosis or OD’d. I’m usually a tender hearted person, but this is a monster who contributes nothing but pain and sorrow.

But... Call Me By Your Name!

R288 Before he OD's tho, I now want to know what happened between him and Liz tho. As he said she's his ex (for very good reason) what tho, I mean what the fuck can she of done to him that is worse than all the crap he has done ?

I wouldn't be upset to say goodbye.

R290 oh please what could be worse? He hates her because she wouldn't submit to his ego.

Women on Twitter defending him like crazy.

Well well well. TD can't even trust his close friends.

Who is the finsta mole who ratted him out for some cheese?

What audience is supposed to be impressed by those videos by the way?

Its pure cringe - of course a rich man can buy sex - duh

Can you imagine the nature of those noise complaints?!?!?!

Like I said

The Daily Mail is thorough

R295 You did say this, yes. And you would be correct.

Some Charmies are concerned that he may have mental health and drug issues.

Wow -what tipped you off guys

Some are saying this can't be real because Liz would have used it against him in the divorce?!?!?!

r290 I'd say the 'very good reason' is that she knows he's a degenerate scumbag and a danger to his own children.

Dodged the drug test! Clever Armie. Always one step ahead! That he brags about this shit -- ugh. And who are the friends he's sharing these videos with? Maybe it's time to start calling them out too.

I think I might need therapy after seeing that photo of him sitting on the khazi with his grundies round his ankles and his dirty plimsoles.

He hates women.

Ryan Farhoudi definitely R298

R300 yep he sure does! What the fuck is that girl doing just there on the bed like a dummy on all fours for this junkie. OMG I hope she charged him treble her usual rates

Dominastya is posting the answer to her AMA now!

Holy fuck what did I wake up to today? Man has utterly completely lost it.

And the fact that the charmies are either saying he is “living his best life” (uh no,sweetie), or that it’s fake? I can’t.

That girl on the bed reminds me of this:

And charmies STILL think this is some ploy to keep him straight and Timmy a secret? Even after he pots on his FINSTA about fucking a woman? Maybe they can get therapy with him....

Please stop talking about the charmies

CMBYN appealed to a lot of mentally ill teenage girls and that's all there is too it

They're like the yaoi version of the people who stormed the Capitol

R305 Yes!!!! And with all the ole non-consensual in and out and general "Ultraviolence" in that film, A Clockwork Orange is probably a favorite of Armie's and his homeboys. They prolly project it in the background while they are doing vodka shots and licking ketamine off of each others' faces.

Wow. Someone has a lot to say about that bed ho on DeuxMoi.

Bed Ho - BH?

Claiming she's a known ho who gets pregnant by wealthy married men and posts her ultrasounds scans for the whole island to see with their dad' surname.

Nice going TD

Armie you are soooo edgy, brah.

Well his son is 4 today....just as well he isn't old enough to understand yet, what a shitty day to put this out there, poor kids

R308 I’ll talk about whatever I want lol. And you apparently know nothing about charmies. These are grown ass adult women with kids and families and real jobs. Some pretty good jobs. But yes mentally ill apparently. And since they are his main fan base and the only ones defending him, they are somewhat “relevant”. Lol.

Has he been dropped by his agency?

Dominastya says there are at least 5 kittens!

Just imagine the smell in the room he got kicked out from?

His finsta still has 41 posts, and a bunch of followers. Guess he isn’t too worried about people leaking more content....

Maybe it’s BP leaking his shit, that’s why she reactivated

Also, have we tracked down Miss Cayman? Deuxmoi email said she lost the contest twice, I don’t want to have to start going through Miss Cayman comps 😂

R318 We need to crowd fund some drones to keep track of everything.

r312 his 4 year old son will still grow up more fortunate than most kids considering his rich ass grandfather.

R318 😂😂😂

And oh, yea, that might be if she still followed him 👍

The dummy on the bed is Schilo Scott, she's on insta

Every sexually repressed Frau in America has rubbed her Cheetos dust-covered clit raw to this ongoing saga.

Is she posting blood oranges? 😂😂😂 Desert Dana did too... Is he starting a blood orange cult?

lol at MC (is that what we’re calling her? Lol) having a kitten as her profile pic.

Also, “child of god” 😂

OMG THE HBO TWITTER ACCOUNT JUST DISSED HIM

Lord. I was only joking about TD moving from cum peaches to blood oranges.

Lots of photos of white flowers too.

He's only got one playbook

She's tried to do a Demi Moore artsy pregnant body photo holding her belly.

'Sometimes I miss this'

Some wag put

'Get your fanny out and have another one' (British Island so British fanny)

From LSA just a few minutes ago:

"FYI, the COVID test is the only tests he has passed since returning to the island. That is why he has not seen the kids. May also be why the can't get insured.."

So basically, Armie is only there on that island right now on court's order. But he can't see the kids until he tests "clean" for drugs. And he finally got his detectible drugs down to benzos and THC. But now he's putting it out there that he's cracked out on DMT which doesn't show up in a drug test. But now we all know. So he will STILL not be seeing the kids anytime soon. Didn't see them on Christmas, not on New Years, and he will not be seeing Ford on his birthday today.

omg today is his sons birthday??? Wow what a fucking awful birthday present. "Happy birthday son, I loved you enough to fake my drug tests for you!" jesus.

R330 Still a better birthday present than PG claimed she got.

Maybe not seeing them is what he wants. It is definitely for the best..

Sorry, I trust the tall good-looking dude with the pretty blue eyes over the Russian hooker/ model wannabe. She literally would do or say anything for money and/ or attention.

The amount of effort the charmies/Armie stans are putting into STILL defending him HERE. 😂😂😂 can’t decide if it more funny or more sad tbh

Looking at the captions on her posts (MC?), she looks to be falling hard too. Or well wanting that Hammer baby (at least she knows she won’t have to fight for custody lol)

R324 lol!! It's a drugs induced Daddy thang, I show you my hand kitten and you show me blood in some form, make it oranges then it's not so obvious

R336 lol yes 😂 I wish I had a screenshot of DD’s blood orange story but alas. Guess we’ll have to wait and see if wine girl, ocean girl, et al. posts them too 😂

Rainbow Dipshit is OUT!!!

Charmies falling like flies - They're mad at Tyler for leading them on.

We been told you gurl!

OMG how many filters are on this

JEALOUS OF HENRY CAVILL!

R338 ohhh details! Please

R339 he clearly has a type.. but funny how the kittens usually don’t look like that 🤔

Did someone screenshot the poem PG posted about how he liked different girls for different seasons and occasions?

All those desperate slag bitches lie. She sounds like a Trumper.

R342 At this point I'd guess he doesn't give a shit what they look like, their circumstances or anything else as long as he gets some "kitten"

R343 That was from Don Giovanni wasn't it?

Which is appropriate

LMAO

Someone asked Russian Kitty if Armie had ever talked to her about Henry Cavill.

She said - only once when she had told him she'd dreamt about Henry and Armie got very angry.

Its these little details we love

What a loser

do you think the daily mail has even more and they're just dripping it out a little at a time? I certainly hope so. Also, how are those 16 friends, whoever they are, still following his finsta???

R345 imagine being sad enough to create an account here just to post that 😂😂😂 charmie? Armie friend? Armie?

R339 lol! And she's wearing an "E" for Elizabeth.Especially to irritate Daddy for leaving the island 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

R349 The Daily Mail won't stop until he's stopped lol.

R349 yes I think so.

And trash attracts trash, no? When I search, none of the Ramsey bothers follow him from their main account at least...

Of course all of Armie's fucked-up friends are going to defend him, no matter what crazy shit comes forward. Cuz if they ever were able to admit that Armie has a serious problem, they would be forced to admit that they too have a serious problem. No one wants to shut the fun down yet, so no one is going to look at this situation clearly. Minimize, deny, rationalize, repeat. Until one of them ODs or ends up with a kitten corpse in their hotel room. That'll wake them up fast.

R354 exactly.

Maybe this is why Ash and Nick have seemingly distanced themselves from him (at least “publicly” to some extent). I know Ash still posted about him but it’s not the love it used to be last summer. Plus one of Ass good desert friends is 13 years sober and I can’t machine him being arsed to be around the mess TD is on the regular.

He’s an insane trustfund baby and all these women are whores, they’re all desperate for attention. Multiple things can exist at once, you Aspie Cunts.

R356 You know those voices you hear....

They're in your head

R357 must be this thread’s resident armchair psychiatrist who thinks she’s very witty with her stinky snatch. Call Me By Your Mental Disorder.

R357 You know those cocks that fucked you....

They're in your family

Just watched the clip where Rumer talked about Armie and wow. No wonder that didn’t last longer. She is besties with Nick’s girlfriend, maybe that’s why things got colder between them (Armie and Nick) (or one of the reasons)

R380 I want to see that

R361 I’m assuming the 8 was a typo. Here.

Well that therapy he said he was having so he can be the best friend, father and all the other crap he said didn't last long did it. This year 2021, is going to kneel before him, and he is the boss of this year, yep you sure are and it's going really great for you. Well done! At least he is finally entertaining us though, thank you Arms

Sorry that wasn’t the whole clip. Try this.

dominastya is saying all his friends knew about it

Of course they did. As I said, trash attracts trash

the finsta only has 14 followers now loooooooooool

Oh Rumer, punkin, he got to you too? Abd she’s gonna hug it out on Red Table talk?! Incredible.

She puts a time stamp on it, too, (“a couple of months ago...”) so that we all understand that it’s Armpit.

How many of you are incest survivors?

Did your Dads plunge their big cocks into you? When did it start? Did Mom know?

Adam Demos was one of the ones that's dropped out I think

R373 My mistake. He's still on there.

Instagram is so glitchy

Yes Adam Demos is also a Farhoudi client.

Ryan is following DeuxMoi lol

The idea that Arnie want to Saudi to party during Christmas time was really all we needed to see to know he is not a committed husband or father. Who does that? Only single people.

The notaskinnybutnotfat posted and asked for who follows his finsta lol

yeah plus he was sending hand pics to his kittens while he was there - one of the photos showed him with a 'MDL BEAST' attendee wristband on. looked like it was taken in a plane but I'm not 100% sure.

So the drugs crap was posted on the 16th Dec while he was still in LA. That was the day BP went back to NY. What's the date on the hotel room and MC footage anyone know? Is it from the summer or this Christmas?

Think it was now, he said something about benefit of being ordered to coming back was getting to fuck miss cayman again? Or something?

Looks like the matcha boys unfollowed his finsta? Not sure when though

r382 Or this hand reaching for a bottle of vodka. lol

in case anyone is interested here's the relevant family code section that's in the paperwork from his finsta (in the daily mail article). It's family code section 3041.5:

California Family Code section 3041.5 states that, “the court may order any person who is seeking custody of, or visitation with, a child who is the subject of the proceeding to undergo testing for the illegal use of controlled substances and the use of alcohol.”

Just because your spouse requests drug testing, it is up to the judge to determine whether or not there is enough evidence to warrant the test. This evidence can include: a conviction for the illegal possession or use of a controlled substance within the past five years; frequent, continual, or habitual use of a controlled substance; frequent, continual, or habitual use of alcohol.

So there was enough evidence to prove to a court that it was warranted. I mean he was out there putting his weed packages on instagram so not surprising, but still.

Go look at page 6 they have a grid of his finsta. They blotted out a bit of a pic of him on a sun lounger is it his dick or ass?

more from page six - not a lot but still

oop just saw that you can clearly see ryan farhoudi there lol. Hope he likes the attention!

It’s crazy watching a celebrity spiral out of control in real time.

R386 that would be his ass I’m pretty sure

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R386 it’s very obviously his ass while sunbathing

Effie calls out the Armie booster at UK GQ

R393 He was wearing a red tracksuit in his photo too

This photo

Sorry this one

Well be did say he wanted to get caught. Now he has been and he is a has been. Rehab by Monday morning anyone?

Blind Gossip: “Which A-list movie star going through a drama about his dining routines, has scared his hookups to run to the clinic for testing? The actor revealed his very serious health status to one of his hookups, she quickly told the other women he’s been with... the women are afraid as they await their results. This actor would be best advised to call fellow playboy Charlie Sheen for advice.”

is it because of the "cutting" comment or because he's wearing le trackie?

Guess we can add one more person to the trash list

Uhmmm 👀

R398 link?

we want more of the el destructo grid and we want it now

Can't believe he tied Harper's Barbie up. Sick fuck.

R398 So they are saying he is HIV positive which would come as no surprise as coupled with banging absolutely anything from porn stars, hookers galore and a never ending stream of instahoes as well as drinking and liking their blood, I wouldn't expect anything less really. Boy, I'm actually becoming a fan, this is the most tea and entertainment he's ever provided us with 👍

R404 you do know that’s a well-known meme right?

Link to the blind? I can’t find it on BG website

Or is it just made up from the same person saying he has pox yesterday? Lol

Poz * dammit

Is Armie poz? I’m sure he has sex with men too.

Nah it’s just made up. Nothing on Blind Gossip or cdan about it. Someone tried saying it yesterday as well

Is it confirmed it is Theo Mahy in the hand licking vid?

Or is it Mike Bazler?

BP update: she’s off to pack her shit up in LA and is going to gtfo, she’ll be talking soon apparently

Not that the charmies will believe this is real anyway lol

CHARMIES = A BROOD OF VIPERS

R416 thanks for posting a screenshot.

They will double down on the this is fake claims now.

Anyone have an update on the vipers? Are they ok? Lol

aw the truth hurts! The joke is truly on him though because those vipers are literally the only fans he has left.

R419 right?? And have been working their asses off to claim this is all fake and Liz and they are everywhere fighting those who believe it is real. It’s them, Tyler and Ryan. Lol.

Even most of the Charmies are done at this point.

Some are still losing their support or just ignoring it, on IG

I wonder if they claim that his video and caption about getting to fuck her again are just to hide his relationship with Timmy as well 😂 so like... forget he posted it on his finsta, but maybe he meant for it to be leaked lol.

The vipers are melting down

CrackAddict2.0 is holdng firm

You don't get accepted for plays for charities to do with Veterans / illness if you're off your own head, you don't get Jlo to bank on you for her rom com leading man if you're off your head, you don't get a lawyer like Wasser to agree to take you on and file in your favour if you're off your head.

Lol Crazy lunatic Timmy stans are turning on her too 😂 like she didn’t even mention Timmy

R425 is that your opinion or a quote?

R427 Quote. I'd come up with something better than that old shite.

She clearly doesn't even trust her own eyes

R428 ok thanks. That’s what I thought. Just wanted to be sure. Who is this?

i don't know what these people think lawyers are, maybe they've never met one or....never watched any legal drama ever, but lawyers aren't actually magic genies?? They give their clients legal advice and represent them in a court of law - they can't force them to follow that legal advice, they can't predict their every move, and they can't just always stop their clients from acting in self-sabotaging ways. They think that because she's his divorce lawyer she has access to tell him how to act in every single area of his life? She doesn't! And there's no guarantee he'd even listen! He's in the driver's seat and he's acting exactly the way he wants to act. Laura Wasser might well just drop him as a client and then the charmies would REALLY have a field day. Jesus, they hold this woman up like she's his patron saint or something.

This is glitching like mad. Someone please make a new thread for "Armie the confirmed Junkie" or similar

R431 yes please

R430 well she is like their magic solution for their two lovers to be together after all 🧐🙄

But yes to everything you said.

"ARMIE DAHMER" lolololol thank you, lord jesus, for this comedy gold

I wonder if iTunes will refund me for the movies I bought that he is in 🤔😂 not sure I’ll ever be able to watch them again

I don't have any problem with glitching. Did you put a lot of people on "ignore"? That will cause your feed to glitch.

You can also try disabling the link previews in the settings.

Allegedly his finsta back in November.

I don't know if anyone watched that Jeffrey Dahmer interview that they have posted up over at LSA but Dahmer sounds exactly like Armie when he's talking about his motives! It. Is. Weird.

Like, Dahmer was saying he did what he did because he "wanted to possess them [the men] permanently. Not because I was angry with them; not because I hated them. But because I wanted to....keep them with me."

Compare with the things Armie was saying in all of his messages to the kittens. "I must possess you!" I wish I could take your toe and keep it in my pocket so I have you wherever I go." "You are mine! Say it! Always!" etc etc all that razzamatazz. It. Sounds. Exactly. The. Same.

Better link

R439 what are you saying? Armie is copying him, that the girls are using JD as a guide for their fake posts, or that all psychos sound the same? I’m not trying to be rude, but with the huge amount of people here defending him and screaming fake fake fake, it’s hard to know sometimes.

Thanks r440. She must have posted that right when I was posting here.

R442 GET A LIFE!

The conversation about CMBYN and Luca 👀

I’ll wait for someone to upload screenshots. But poor CMBYN fans lol

R441 Absolutely not. I'm not trivializing any of this. I am literally trying to absorb the reality that Armie's mind works very similar to someone who we know is a convicted murderer and cannibal. Either he has put on an affected manner to try to be edgy and cool, or he really is very very sick person. But the similarities are striking enough that it makes me fear for what he could do if this is all allowed to continue unabated. As Dahmer said in the interview I just watched, "It's not a process that happens overnight. Where you depersonalize another person, and view them as just an object -- an object for pleasure instead of a living, breathing human being." That's how I see Armie. Becoming more and more desensitized over time as he has gone deeper and deeper into drugs and hedonism. The women become objects for his pleasure. And also things to possess. Where does it stop?

R446 get a life!

R440 I'm not sure that's his finsta.

Its got double __ not _ in the name.

Max has unfollowed El Destructio

R448 thanks for correcting me. I didn’t even notice. Ugh. I thought it looked tame. It’s the one we discussed back then isn’t it?

r443 For some reason I thought all this happened after his CMBYN fame. I didn't realize he was this much of a narcissistic prick when the most famous thing he'd done was play the Winklevoss twins.

R446 interesting thoughts! Thanks for sharing (and clarifying). :) I’m not sure if I want to think too much about where it will stop

So many incest Fraus on here, who are projecting their Daddy’s deviance onto a celebrity. Deal with your own issues.

R451 The cutting video was made around the time of Social Network so he's always been crazy

I thought that was Kendall Jenner in OP's picture. Well, with a lot of plastic surgery.

So Luca is into some of this stuff too? Why am I not surprised

He's named after baking soda, whattaya want from him?!

Seriously though, folks. Just goes to show that once again, Shakespeare had an expression for it:

"Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it."

R456 Probably more intrigued than into it.

He was into Armie

But also why would Luca enjoy naked women standing around lol? He’s gay right?

And the irony of thinking CMBYN is “kinky” 😂

R458 maybe you’re onto something. Armie would get excited which would get Luca excited lol

R459 He said his kitten would be purring around his feet under the table.

Watching that kind of weirdness would be interesting even to me if I didn't know the nasty stuff.

Luca finds all human weirdness interesting I'm sure and yes watching Armie being aroused would fall in that category

I wonder how much Saint Chalamet knew? Hammer seems to have zero filter and unless he was completely sequestered on the set from his co star and director he must have heard some of this stuff.

R459 He really reduced that movie to eating a jizz peach and giving 3 blow jobs.

No wonder Luca had to show him videos of how a human expresses emotions.

r463 Explains his acting range in it though. He just thought he was filming kinky softcore porn

R455, The Kardashians didn't start it, but they and this woman are immersed in it.

"It" is the stripper milieu, the yacht-girl circuit, the pro-athlete camp following, the Show-Biz groupies, the billionaire predators: young(-ish) women who will save up for injections, augmentations, extensions, veneers, rhinoplasty, plumping, whittling, bleaching, and starving---in order to achieve the same look.

One of the most pathetic examples is Khloe K., who surgically destroyed her uniqueness to "become" not a Kardashian, but a Jenner.

To add: In order to snag a wealthy husband.

[See: Hayek, Salma.]

Charmie logic in the caption lollll

El destructo insta has gone ???

Looks like he deleted a bunch of posts and got rid of all his followers

R468 Still there

Never mind. Too many fake ones and I’m not wearing my glasses. Ignore me

Wasn’t there some faff about a fake blind? That an anti-simpi Charmie made it sound like they leaked it to BG and simpi pre- emptively spun the story to make it seem like Timmy was hiding out in Joshua Tree and Courtney was a paid beard? Good times.

Word is Timmy has Chinese Finger Trapped some girls with Army.

R469 still there with the same number of posts (41 posts), only change so far is max unfollowing, prob worried people are going to cancel the matcha brand. I still think him and the gf are very much team TD

Max witnessed all these posts and didn’t think at any stage he shouldn’t go into business with TD, lol

R474 like I said, I looked at the wrong profile and admitted it in r471.

It has already been noted multiple times that the matcha people unfollowed though

Well use this illustration to start off the next thread

Now the Cannibal cop is talking about him to the NY Post 😂

Remember when he did this random interview and we all thought it was just because he was really into meat? Lol

Is this how he cooks humans?

Everything hits differently now.

This is just too funny! Never in my wildest dreams would I have TD down for articles like this but hell, here we are 😃

What - no mention of STBY? Amateurs

Well at least Trump supporters support him 🤔😂🙄the caption 😬

Wait is that a meme page? Lol. Still. I’m sure there are people thinking like this so

miss universe cayman has the police on the island involved now 👀👀

Uh oh

This is has all reach such an outrageous fever pitch, that it actually feels like a weird dream. How can this be real? Is this really where we have arrived? Armie Hammer is dominating the news with revelations of his perversions, drug use, rape, cannibal fetishes, and shibari "clit knots"? Armie Hammer is looking skanky like a blond Borat? Armie Hammer is on a death spiral of booze, drugs and sex in the Caymans, where he children are, but he can't even see them because he is too fucked up every day to be around them? MIss Universe is getting involved to distance themselves from the depravity?

On his finsta. That saying "I fake a life" hell he wasn't wrong. Ironic, lol !

R486 very well said

Just noticed that that insane Carla account has started posting on MC’s posts 🙄😂🙄 unhinged as usual

No posts whatsoever from Liz about Fordys birthday and we know she loves to parade them kids. This has to be another huge knock for her

If I were Liz I would be LIVID. What do you do with that much anger? He fucked up her whole life. I mean, she supported him during CMBYN and they had a great life together, with two healthy kids. She really had no choice but to dump him, and I bet that was like a knife in the heart, because he's literally the most drop-dead gorgeous actor in Hollywood, and they had every single thing a person could want in life. So she had to walk away from that life. And now that it turns out that he's a terrible, terrible dad, that's all on her too now. Having to worry about the kids not having a father, or finding out all of these horrible things about him when they get older. Bet she didn't' see THAT coming. Everything is so ugly and embarrassing and toxic that it beggars belief. I'd be so fucking pissed.

I want to see Bruce go all Die Hard on Trash Daddy for giving his first born potato a non consensual anal fissure.

Where are the bodies buried?

R493 Good question.

29 Palms? Lol. Also makes you think a bit extra about that trip DB shared about their trip to the hardware store

R462 Enough for him to hero-worship Armie for a while. After all, the gossip is he doesn't treat women all that well, if that story on DeuxMoi about him telling a girl she wasn't as attractive as he remembered was true.

r491 they both needed each other, though. I always wondered why TD stayed with Liz when he looked so goddamn miserable with her in so many photos, on so many red carpets, being so flippant and dismissive re: family events and things like that. Why not just leave? But he couldn't leave, because it was his marriage that allowed him to string these women along. "I'm married, it has to be a secret, don't tell my wife, I can't right now, I have to do something with Liz" - all the while promising them that as soon as his marriage was over, they were going to take her place. His marriage was his front to keep all these women on the leash (literally) - without it, it wouldn't have worked. And it was a pretence of normalcy and respectability for him to fall back on.

And Liz - why stay? She knew about at LEAST the affairs back in 2016, and actually I think even earlier than that. She very likely knew about the affairs before Ford was conceived - maybe not Harper, but Ford, for sure. The marriage was heavily strained for years and years. But with that, she went above and beyond any reasonable standard to paint a picture of her being the perfect wife and having the perfect husband and the perfect life. That was what she got out of it. She wanted the red carpets and the cameras, and the makeup crews, and the rich, famous friends, and the parties and all the rest of it. All of her interviews about "we never spend more than 5 days apart" and "water your grass where you want it to grow" and "my husband is the personification of 'caymankind'" and "I want to have more babies!" and the innumerable posts about being soulmates, and anniversaries, and on, and on, and on. It was SO much - especially so close to the divorce. It was crazy! She waited until just after the 10 year mark to file, I believe ostensibly because they married without a prenup and the 10 year mark seems to be some important date when it comes to California divorce law. I don't feel sorry for her at all. I don't blame her - all of this craziness is on Armie and him alone - but I don't feel sorry for her. I feel sorry for the kids.

R497, under California law, the ten-year mark entitles her to a longer period of spousal support. She may have just been hanging in there until she crossed that benchmark.

Think about this: He's been a married "man" since he was 23 years old. TWENTY-THREE. And they were together before then, probably what, since he was 20? The guy is 34 now which is old enough to be a grown-ass adult man. But he has never known what being a real adult is. He has probably relied on Liz to manage and organize everything for basically his entire adult life.

Also just learned that she was actually dating his FRIEND, and Armie stole her from that friend.

"Looks like the expensive acting workshops did NOT pay off."

A message from Hallmark

It would be so ironic if what gets Armie arrested is the Miss Caymans false person claim

R502 Was thinking the same thing! Except it's not his fault that his private fake instagram acct got hacked and leaked. It's not like he is the one that was putting it out for public consumption.

What do we think he is doing these days? Lol

Also hacked? Lol? No

R496 I think a lot of that "hero-worship" was PR. Actors always lay it on thick when they have a movie to promote.

Is that the story now btw? Boohoo poor Armie someone hacked his account?

No hacking. It was someone who was on his finsta until recently. Whoever leaked the Red Stripe and Mudslide pics. They either hate him or want him to get help.

I know. Just the poster over us that went all boohoo he got hacked.

R503 said he got hacked and sounds like they feel sorry for him

Besides he doesn’t care enough to really hide. His finsta name is a fan name and the year of his birth. His finsta profile pic is his dog. He drops hints about his hobbies on tv interviews, uses his official sm accounts to broadcast his likes. Either he wants people to know or he just doesn’t care.

R509 R510 Oof, you guys are high maintenance! Listen, I do not feel sorry for him. I sure as HELL am not sitting here going "boo hoo poor Armie." Not even a little bit. But I do like to remain rooted in the truth.

And the truth is, no one was supposed to see the reference to Miss Cayman, or the pic of the woman on all fours on the bed. It was a private account that someone is leaking to the public. That's a fact. And I thought the Miss Universe clap down was both hilarious, and rather over the top because they were reacting from a premise that Armie was tingput that stuff on his public social media for public consumption. And that is not accurate.

Can we just agree that this whole entire situation is pathetic, tragic, ludicrous and absurd? How about that?

R512 yes I can agree with that.

Looks like a few of the IG stans are at least accepting he has substance abuse issues and need some help with his mental health. That’s... progress I guess?

He must have been so wasted when he was texting with one of his heaux and telling her she could go to the "victory dinner" with him if he won an Oscar for CMNYN. As if Liz would have been like "eh, you have fun at the Oscars babe. I think I'm going to stay in an do my Netflixing." As IF he could be seen in public with his mistress at a humungous industry event where, as a winner, he'd be getting his picture taken constantly all night. And sadly, the heau was probably young enough enough and naive enough to believe him.

B_loomis is also following the finsta.

Seriously, do you people ever sleep? You are on here 24/7 posting about a man you profess to hate but are obsessed with. You are all nuts and need help.

Hammer should just embrace the notoriety and do Murphy's Dahmer's tv series that is coming up. Total camp value and on the nose-people will tune in for sure. I betcha it'll be the 2nd best acting that he's ever done. The first being convincing all these kittens that he loved them.

R518 let us have this. You leave 😂. We’ve been waiting for this man’s downfall for a while

R517 that’s the weed guy from here

Does anyone have the link to the screen recording where he talks about saying things in the heat of moment? Or remembers who posted it?

R522 the switch one? If so, it’s in this tweet

r520 it's just rather concerning, the constant threads full of people who live and breathe hatred for a middling actor. I'm not the only poster who's commented about this. I will never understand how people become so attached to a person they've never met and will never know. It's truly batshit.

R523 thank you 🙌

R524 good to see you have calmed down a bit 😂😂😂 I think your obsession with hating on multiple threads are more concerning tbh. You know you can just ignore them right? They don’t harm you. 😂😂😂

R524 It's also pretty weird you're spending your time in a thread you supposedly don't care about. Once again, just leave. Go look at something else ffs. No one is telling you to understand it. He pissed off the gay community (for many reasons) and now we hate him, that's that.

R527 it’s the same person who spams the disgusting porn gifs on threads he is unhappy with lol. He hates gay people too apparently, looking at his posting history. Not sure why he is even on DL tbf

I am, like many posters here, fed up with the constant insane stan threads.

Armie Hammer will spend the rest of his life completely unaware of your existence. If he knew who you were, he wouldn't give you the time of day. Why is he so important to you? Why are you so concerned with the private life of a man you will never know?

It reminds me of the insane man who stalked Hayden Christensen years ago. The authorities finally had to get involved.

R529 firstly, we ain't no stan thread, lol.

and secondly, we don't fucking care.

[quote]firstly, we ain't no stan thread, lol.

Yes, you are. You are all obsessed with a man you don't know an never will. It's very sad. Muriel needs to clamp down on this shit. The shit I've seen from the obsessed stans on here could be legally actionable if anyone outside DL noticed. Maybe that will get Muriel's attention.

Anyway....

Anyway....

Get some help.

okay wait so just to confirm - in the hotel video he's got short, buzzed hair. Which means it's from when he was staying at the Ritz in Cayman during the initial visit. This means either he and Liz always had separate rooms at the Ritz, or potentially more likely, that when she moved to palm heights, he stayed at the ritz so he could bring girls in uninterrupted. And in the caption he's just referencing back to this previous instance where he slept with this girl and filmed it and he's saying he's excited to do it again. That's correct, right? So again, all those posts about fathers day, their anniversary, and mothers day were total bullshit lol

This thread is like a cult.

ummmmmmmm new story on PG about everyone's favourite 'doesn't know what sunscreen is' Michael Hammer 👀👀👀

She is taking down Michael! I’m not sure she should go there...

R536 Is that why you've posted 45 times in it?

R539 lollll, that ignore button tells all

I think BP is the leaker. She only just reactivated the finsta a few days ago and now screencaps have been suddenly leaked? It has to be her.

And if it was, yessss bitch, give us some more El Destructo tea. What will tomorrow bring....this shit is like a Christmas advent calendar.

r416 Armie Hammer calling something "toxic and bizarre" - lmfao

I wonder when Liz will start to talk tho, clearly she'll wait til after the divorce but it'll be fun to see/hear her explain away that many years of fake devotion!

Reputation Management and the Rot at the Heart of Celebrity Journalism: How Armie Hammer Tried to Get Ahead of the Story—with Help from a GQ Writer

R544 thanks for sharing! Spot on!

r543 At this stage she'd be an idiot not to do a tell all memoir. And its not like she'd have to put much effort into making it believable. I'm not sure how bizarre a story would have to be for me to say with certainty he wouldn't do that. He made the kids call him God for a week? She came home to find him microwaving the pet Hamster while high on LSD? I can see them all happening

r543 Fake devotion, bearding, bullshit interviews, or whatever, is par for the course in Hollyweird. In Liz's case - if she's hung in there for 10 years on purpose, I'll give her a pass. I hope she soaks him for everything she can after what he's put her through - and what those kids will have to deal with in their future too.

Still my fave part of C’s daily mail interview 😂

Can’t wait to see what BP has to say. She was probably sponsoring him and their roadtrips too

Michael Hammer accused of pedophilia

OK maybe I was wrong when I said it was Grandfather Mobley who was the molester

"He was spiralling in all aspects" . So the dumb DB still got into the car with him for long road trips knowing he was off his face. She's even dumber than he is.

Just for the record, you don’t lick DMT or ketamine. Also, DMT when smoked lasts for 10 minutes at best, not days as someone upthread supposed. The “white crystals” were almost certainly MDMA.

I’m sure you can lick most things when you want to make a “cool” video for your IG trash friends lol. But whatever it is - it’s still a problem and it doesn’t really change anything.

TJ fits in well with TR and TT.

Lol Jonathan removed the photo 😂

R554 Someone called it brutishGQ which isn't a great look.

Maybe the big secret GQ Jonathan has is that he went to a sntctm party with TD and cheated on his wife, or maybe TD and him fucked.

OMG.

R557 Liz is going to for sure make sure he never ever gets full custody 😂

LOL you think there’s still a question of whether he’s going to see his kids again

That’s so cute

Throwback to that article he wrote about waking up naked in his hotel bed.

He never sleeps naked.

He had taken off his watch.

He never does that either.

Couldn't remember how he got there.

Checked his texts and schedule and found out he'd interviewed TD that evening.

r560 Sure Jan.

Who’s had his extremely gay closeted younger brother?

Poor Viktor, leave him out of this

Although the rumors that he was sired by Nikkiwonder’s father are a bit more credible now

The media has finally figured out how to write about the scandal

He really was hiding in plain sight

R541 The vibe I get from her is that she never got out of the lovebombing phase, because they were only confirmed to be together for 4-5 weeks? I think it's dawning on her that she dodged a bullet: she's getting all the perks (being papped) and none of the bad parts (rape).

Empress Wu says that the discourse surrounding Hammer’s transgressions should focus less on his alleged kinks and more on the alleged consent violations that occurred with the women in these texts. “I consider it a bad representation of BDSM because I don’t consider it BDSM,” she says. If the messages are real, “this man has a fetish, this man has a kink, but I don’t think it was true BDSM because there was a clear consent violation that occurred. It’s just, like, spicy assault.”

"If you see Armie Hammer out on the street, looking tall and noble, ask him. Ask Hammer the actor what happened to him and the British journalist after the Martini session in the Sunset Tower Hotel bar in November last year. Walk up to him. Say hi. Smile. Wave. Talk. Engage in a conversation. He’ll like that. Be nice. Be civil. Be a bit more, well, be a bit more Armie. I mean, he probably won’t tell you. Why not? Well, he’s Armie Hammer, isn’t he? It wouldn’t be gracious. It would make you laugh like hell, sure, but it wouldn’t be loyal. It wouldn’t be decent. And, you know, we could all do with being a bit more Armie Hammer sometimes. Right, Armie?"

My GOD! This paragraph from that British GQ 2019 article needs a vomit trough installed after each sentence.

"You're hurting me!"

"Then don't fight!"

Anyone remember where this is from, and the affect of the respondee?

R572 Is that from CMBYN????

Effie is now active on twitter. Same profile name.

So is Effie the one who was naked in the lake in Crema, Italy? That woman was gorgeous (from behind).

R575 yes

r571 Ugh, my eyeballs have just rolled out of my fucking head. I wonder if that guy, Jonathan Heaf, is embarrassed by what he's written? It's beyond cringe. Did he blow Armie or did Armie blow him?

[quote] I think a lot of that "hero-worship" was PR. Actors always lay it on thick when they have a movie to promote.

I never went down a rabbit hole like I did over CMBYN and the promo tour on youtube (albeit late to the game, this past summer, in restricited conditions)

Someone on this site insisted, although with an inappropriate level of hostility, that is was all pr.

I was a naif. I was fooled. I never believed that Timmy and Armie got sexual off of set, but I thought that there was a real possibility that Armie was bi because of what I observed on youtube of the promo tour.

I guess those accusations of gaybaiting were not unfair.

R577 Both. They have a mutual secret, remember.

I'm sure during that interview TJ called TD "a thoroughly decent human being" or words to that effect. 🤮

^[quote] although with an inappropriate level of hostility

Toward me personally in their responses to my posts. Sure it was a guy.

This came across my Twitter timeline and I thought of all of you:

People are going after Jonathan Heaf in the comments of this post because he deleted the track suit one

[quote] Michael Hammer accused of pedophilia

Interesting juxtaposition with the rabid nature of the family's Christianity.

This thread is getting buggy so I’ll create a new one. I think it has to do with the number of external links.

New thread

Oops

Lol at the photo of BP it ain't her 😂

Miss Effie says if y'all don't stop trying to hack into her Instagram account she'll hand it all over to the authorities.

Lol. Do it!!!

Just saw this one on reddit, this writer flamed the fuck out of him. Yesss bitch. Speak those fucking facts. She brought up Ryan’s dumb comment too 😂