Monkeys that Look Like Nanette Fabray

I mean, seriously!

LOL!!!! They do!

This thread is the ultimate Venn diagram of "gay" and "old."

LMFAO

That's hilarious

Now that you mention it...

Nubs for ears and no sclera, then?

In motion

Is she the godmother of Faye Resnick?

You guys are killing me!

It's sad she outlived her tv daughter, Bonnie Franklin!

They could start a web site about it, like that cats-who-look-like-Hitler one.

R11 = Worse than Hitler and cats that look like Hitler.

[quote]It's sad she outlived her tv daughter, Bonnie Franklin!

A matter of opinion, granted.

this is why i come here, you bitches

Hilarious

OP, threads like this are why I keep coming back to this toxic site.

Jesus, that is THE worst nose job I've ever seen on a young person!

What about insects that look like Marty Feldman?

Or toys that look like Dody Goodman?

R16 smooches!

[quote]This thread is the ultimate Venn diagram of "gay" and "old."

LOL

since Nanette played Mary Tyler Moore's mother on MTM, does that mean MTM also looks like a monkey?

She had to have one of the worst nose jobs ever.

There was a porn star called Tiffany Clark back in the 80s (love straight porn from the 70s and 80s, sorry) that had a awful nose job that was similar to Fabray. Imagine Nanette Fabray in porn!

Here's a pic of her. (warning for sensitive gay eyes - her tits are visible too)

I've honestly never had one of those "Spat out my tea because something was so funny" moments. For some reason, the absurdity of this threads titles just did that. I am hiding from my husband and his friends, who insist on watching the Superbowl.

Am I the only one who thinks they look like Michael Jackson?

"Where's my fucking ukelele?" Spoken by Nanette on a live microphone just before the curtain opened on the Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra's Christmas show.....all those years ago.....

R25 No, you aren't. Jackson is the epitome of a bad nose job.

Her original nose.

Her last name is Fabares, just like niece Shelley's. But Nanette said she changed the spelling after she was introduced on the radio a couple of times as "Nanette Faber-Ass."

I truly can't believe it...but they DO look like her. Or she looks like them.

This is THE reason I still come to the DL. Thank you for renewing my faith, OP.

omg lol

Hilarious thread.... Bravo OP!

That first pic is priceless. Too funny.

HOw does she blow her nose?

It's like cleaning out a two car garage!

Wish I had R28’s full of nickels!

saw her in audience of a bway show once

she did have an extreme! nose job. musta been done in the fiftys....

Did she sue the doctor at least?

she sat on my face at a broadway show and her pointy nostrils pierced my labia.

Bump

How dare you, r23! They wound!

No Nosejob Nanette

Thanks OP - I'll never see a snub nose monkey again without thinking of Nanette.

Oh my god, bless whoever bumped this thread. Fucking hysterical! And true!

[quote]It's sad she outlived her tv daughter, Bonnie Franklin!

She outlived both her TV daughters. Mary Tyler Moore, too.

About Nanette. She had a lot of physical challenges and addresses her nose job in this ...

[quote]She told The Times that her mother wasn't happy with her pug nose and took her to a plastic surgeon, who put in a metal bridge; the bridge was later removed in an operation. She had a final operation to try to bring her nose back to it's natural shape. Each nose job made Nanette Fabray's nose smaller.

Sure, Nan.

Keep talking

I am feeling for laughing...

Another early nose on Nanette. She said her mother forced the surgery on her. If true, the mother should have been jailed for daughter abuse.

Then her mother hated her. Nanette looked fine.

Now why are y'all dragging Nanette Fabray? Is anyone sacred on this site?

That Nanette Fabray monkeys are featured on Variety's wallpaper today? You may have to reload a few times if you don't get them right away.

I concur with R45 who said it almost exactly two years ago.

OMG!

Nanette was known for her high button nose.....

I think she changed the spelling of her name when someone announced "Fabares" as "Fab-bare-ass" at an event.

I worked on 'Dave Chappelle Show" some years ago, and one of the old-time actors (was it Joey Faye?) said that she had had so many nose jobs that she was sometimes referred to as "No Nose Nanette"!

She was a really talented lady, and actually her original nose was fine. Don't know why someone (her mother?) pressured her to have numerous nose jobs.

Nah, probably not Joey Faye , who died about 6 years before "Chapelle's Show", but someone like that an old-time comedian of that ilk.

Speaking of simian faces

Nah...much more like Leona Helmsley

am pissing myself at this thread

This looks like her too!

R8 That looks like a great documentary. Anyone seen it?

WARNING: YOU WILL NEVER LOOK AT NANETTE FABRAY AGAIN THE SAME AFTER CLICKING LINK

I dare someone to reply on that Insta "That's Nanette Fabray!"

OMG the Nanette Fabray monkeys come in two colors!

The greatest fuking DL thread EVAH!

OG Nanette.

I see it, r65.

Wasn't this style of eyebrow out of fashion by the 1940s?

Mid Nanette.

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Original nose.

Profile.

I didn't realize Fabray's earliest screen appearance was 1939, in "The Private Lives of Elizabeth & Essex." She only had a few movie appearances before disappearing from the big screen screen for over a decade. Dolores Gray had a similar trajectory. No wonder both went under the knife to make themselves more photogenic.

I love that this thread continues to have life in it!

Oh. My. Fucking. God. Nanette was a good woman and you are all evil and going to hell.

Attempting temptress.

In her later years, Nanette would never go anywhere without her coterie of lesbians.

Cougars on the Prowl (1977).

This is one of those threads that when resurrected, never fails to make me hysterically laugh.

Nanette would be 100 today!!!

I wonder if she's bowling with Barbara Nichols in the afterlife.

Is Claudette as noseless as Nanette?

Claudette Colbert was ugly.

Imagine what a Kylie lip kit could do here

Awwww a baby one

Is anyone else getting a standard login request when you click on links to Instagram?

But Nanette was a nice lady, right? Who nose for sure?

And this, everyone, is why I love Datalounge!

Her original nose was fine....she didn't need to mutilate herself

Oh, God I love DataLounge. I’m having the worst couple months and OP’s post made me burst out laughing

Compare their profiles, r22.

THIS is why I love you guys!

And that other thread about that Bel Ami twink that looked like Shari Lewis.

That Bel Ami twink actually looks like Olly Alexander.

I was so happy to see this thread pop up again this morning. Laughing out loud.

OMG here’s one giving the finger!

Hey, what about me, bitches?

100!

This one looks like me.

One of those monkeys is featured on the show His Dark Materials:

I saw this and thought of Nanette.

R3 makes me giggle every time 🤭

Bump for our trying times

NANETTE IS PISSED!

Op that’s classic! Love it!

Nanette's original profile.

Nanette Fabray appeared in 'The Band Wagon' where everyone looked freakish.

Fred Astaire looked geriatric, Cyd Charisse looked Russian, Oscar Levant looked like a sot, old Jack Buchanan was chosen to make Astaire look comparatively young and Nanette Fabray looked like a monkey.

Oh dear god! Bwahahahaha!

She probably received a lot of "If only..." comments untl she finally caved.

The Metro days

Bump.

Fuck off, Benay!

They may look like Nanette, but I doubt they have the talent to carry a Broadway show on their simian backs!

OP, I hope your elder gay friend is cozy in his caftan and made it through covid.

No, no Nanette.

What’s the matter? Why the sad face? You were meant to be a glad face. Tell us, darling, why are you so blue?

Mo No Nanette! Don’t set him free! You’re going a bit too far! No no nanette! We must agree! Remember how young you are! It’s wrong to tease poor Tom this way! Yes you, Nanette, a monkey, stay! You will regret, so please remember! No no no no No Nanette!!!