Moo With a Mask, Please

Previous thread. Moo!

Moo! Nice and roomy in here.

Let us pause...

In October 2010, the FAO announced it was confident that cattle plague has been eradicated. The agency said that "[a]s of mid 2010, FAO is confident that the rinderpest virus has been eliminated from Europe, Asia, Middle East, Arabian Peninsula, and Africa," which were the locations where the virus had been last reported. Eradication was confirmed by the World Organization for Animal Health on 25 May 2011.

On 28 June 2011, FAO and its members countries officially recognized global freedom from the deadly cattle virus.

Hang on, humans! Have faith!

[quote] Moo! Nice and roomy in here.

Just like you, fat steer.

Do any of you moo cows have a favorite moosical? I like Moo Fair Lady and Sound of Moosic.

Fascinating topic, r5. I must reflect.

R5 - My favourite musical is Seven Milk Maids for Seven Heifers and my favourite song in it is "Bless Yore Beautiful Hide"

Who are you, R7?

I’m Bovinia, R8

You’re cute, Bovinia. Doesn’t Sally Field advertise your products?

She advertises my sister, Boniva. I mooved on from that gig when I discovered Sally wasn’t really a field at all.

Hay! How do I eat Hay?

R12, it helps if tp you you throw it up a couple times while you’re eating it.

Cow goes moo

The frog goes croak

The seal goes ow ow owww

R14 you forgot to moo.

Moo.

I'm not a cow, R15. I don't know how many times I have to tell you moo cows that. Anymoo, the first sentence of that little poem had a "moo". That's sufficient.

I’m mooing in the dark this Monday morning, who else is awake?

Here is a cow haiku from a person named Donna:

wandering outside barbwire two cold cows

You're in a creative moo-d tonight, Tommy. Is it the effects of the moo-n?

Oh no i messed up the format. I need a do over:

wandering

outside barbwire

two cold cows

Since my barn caught fire

I now have a better view

Of the rising moon.

There once was a cow from Venus...

Ooo I have one.

“The Old Pond” by Melrose

An old silent pond

A cow jumps into the pond—

Splash! Silence again.

I enjoy eating beef.

My preference is rare meat.

Taste the bloody cow.

I quite understand the tribulations of fame, R11. A bit of a mootivational speaker myself.

I’ve mooved on to the next decade today. Do birthdays ending in zeros count this year? Moo!

And R25, you certainly look like a leader, mootivating others from the front of the herd.

Happy birthday, bovinia, may your clover be forever bountiful.

Dear Sir, dear Madam, and others, I bid you “moo”!

Sorry I’m late. I was spotting Sheridan. And moo! May you all have sweet dreams tonight..

[quote] spotting Sheridan.

Is he piebald?

No, silly, a trampoliner should always have a spotter so thar the animal on the trampoline can fall on them if things go pear-shaped. .

Sheridan, you are magnificent! Plus you could stand to lose a little weight, so keep at it, buster.

I’m not fat, I’m just big furrred!

He's not fat, he's just T-boned!

Vivian Vance

This picture prompted me to ask whether Clover is an approved name.

“Clover” sounds ok, but Else sat on my spectacles so I can’t look it up myself. I need some help with this one.

I would imagine that Else needs more help than you, Gertie.

By the way, who is stargazing tonight? A lot of these constellations look like cows and chickens...

All the days blending

Together, into a stew.

But not a good stew.

Beef!

Hark. I hear a cow.

Hark. Are you a cow, Sailor?

There’s clover in my pocket

Tail. Swat swat swat swat.

Heat. Mosquitoes bite my butt.

Autumn. Almost here.

Hen eggs plop plop plop

I wish we were not breakfast

I smell bacon grease.

We were a hit in Chicago

That Borden’s cow is always sucking up all the limelight.

[quote] A lot of these constellations look like cows and chickens...

Edible?

we can kick our legs In all directions, mean coyote, you in danger, gurl

Posted without comment:

A Poem by Rebecca Proust, Cheers:

“Another Christmas in Agony”

Mischa the cow lies dead in the bog.

The children cry over the carcass

The mist chokes my heart, covers the mourners.

At least this year we eat.

humans eating meat

they grow breasts from hormones

they keep our sacred flesh

in their bowels for years

Did anyone else see the human on tv yesterday with a fly on his head? I pity the humans for not having tails, one good flick and that fly would have been gone.

[quote] Bovinia

Are you endorsed by Sally Field?

Moo, moo, moo!

Let’s tour the fall foliage today, who’s with me? I have room for one more on the cowasaki.

Moo, of course

Thanks for the ride, Homer, that was quite a breeze,

On what channel are the heifers debating? I can’t find it on my listing.

Dear Sir, dear Madam, I bid you moo!

Everycow, get up and stretch! Exercise your right to moo. If you don’t moo, you can’t complain about those who who do! Early mooing is encouraged, if allowed in your barnyard. Have a plan for mooing. But most importantly, please moo! Take back our farm! Moo! Don’t be intimidated, it’s your right to moo!

At the link, there’s much mooing going on!

"Sunday in the Barn with MOO" "Mootor/ Mootoria" "COWS" "Aspects of MOO" "The COW in the Piazza" "COWCAGO"

Exactly, R56, that’s what I’m mooing about!

Moo to you, I live to moo.

Don't mind me. Just passing moo.

T’cau, is your blood green?

Cow with a jetpack, mooo

Mooo! Moo, Gertie, moo!

Auditions this evening will be held for Oh, Cowcutta!

Meet at the Gate and bring your own pasties and sheet music. Piano accompaniment by Carl, his gowns by Orry-Kelly. Moo.

Oh, I missed my Monday Morning Moo. Two days late. What was I thinking Thanks, Obama.

Hi Dulcinea and Kristof.

I had a dream, a bad dream!

Gertie was there, and Homer and Jane were there, and so many of you were there...

Sacré Bleu!

Just whose idea of a MMM is this?

Feathers, feathers, the hens are blowing out feathers.

Roy, did a house fall on you?

It’s a blue moooooooooooon!

I’ll have a sit and think deep thoughts about “ “id cujus nihil majus cogitari possit” and chew hemp cud.

Barb, dear, we’re going to have to have a talk about your name.

An evening moo to you all for a restful sleep.

Thanks Gertie, moo.

Don’t forget to vote for Carl! King of the Barn.

And happy election day, barn friends. Moo.

Step right in and cast your vote

Wow, I completely forgot to MOO, good thing there’s a little time left.

Phew.

[quote] good thing there’s a little time left.

Are you on the ramp?

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

I've herd (sic) the Impossible Burger is impossibly good--some of you should try it.

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

I've noticed these Moo posts. Are they all by only one person?

No, R79. They are by various posters.

I’m no “person,” I’m a chicken. Reorient yourself, r79, and slip into the menagerie.

Thank r80. Bye.

Dear Sir, dear Madam, dear others: Gosh darn, I forgot to moo yesterday. That’s bad luck for the week for me, but I’ll moo moo moo today to make amends.

R79, no, there are a barnyard of contributors. Many cows, a barn owl, a barn mouse, twin chickens and “the hens”, Rolf the shepherd dog, two sheep for him to dominate, and Carl the pig. We had a lovely Swedish exchange cow for a while. There are cow fish in the stream down by the gate. We also have an antagonist who occasionally chimes-in on how tasty beef and pork are (R80). Apparently he doesn’t like chicken. Did I forget anyone?

A friendly reminder, it is customary to sign cow posts with your name from the Big Book of Cow Names (unabridged), which includes all cow names approved by the Cow Conclave. Cow names are deeply steeped in tradition. For example, “Tiffany” is not an approved cow name, but 19th century whore names like “Dolly” are. An abridged list of approved cow names are posted in R23 & R24 at the link. Also, it is polite to moo in your post. Other critters have more latitude in naming and mooing - but there are limits!

Please come back and post your cow picture, and your name. Maybe you’d like to join the Gals at the Gate Guild?

Did all you moo cows get sent to the abattoir? Nary a moo.

Mon Dieu, I forgot to moo!

It’s not my fault, Gertie, I went snorkeling down by the pond and got the bends. Too much clover, I guess.

I was at Barbara Feldon’s Gramercy Park apartment. One thing lead to another and we got all caught up in her sixties mod fashion. She’s saved all the pictures. Forgive me, Gertie.

It’s Monday already? Sorry, Gertie. MOOooooO

You people are slippin’.

Have any of you moo cows watched First Cow?

I did, r90. Highly recommend it for Moovie Night down by the barn.

Dear Sir, dear Madam, I bid you moo!

It’s a dreary day in New England, with a hard, cold rain which I can hear on the tin barn rooftop. I thought the landlord was going to change that to some respectable material? Drives me nuts. That, and the constant bell ringing I hear as I walk about. Though, I am grateful this week that I have a rooftop at all, and some hearing left in my head.

Also, they’ve got a vaccine for hoof and mouth disease, I hear on the tele. Thought, it will take a while to roll out to us plebes.

That’s the news of the week. Now, everybody, separate yourselves and breath in deeply, stretch,breath out and “Moooooo”, you’ll feel much better, I promise!

I’ll moo with you, Gertie, anytime.

Are there any rumors of the Christmas Moose stopping by this year? His visits are always a pleasure.

He’s very popular, R94, meaning busy. Have you written him?

Still, I predict he will stop by to drop off presents. I think he’s lost his antlers for the season and is much more agreeable when he’s not rutting,

Whoo me?

Happy Thanksgiving to you American moo cows.

Thank you R97, we’re giving thanks by having a huge vegetarian feast. We not distancing, it’s not recommended for barn animals.

Running through a field

Our tips aren't for the wait staff

Bovine dominos

Is that a haikmoo, R99?

Moo! Now I must dash!

Moo back atcha.

Is Dash an approved name?

Oh, my dear, I totally forgot to moo yesterday. morning. Too much cheese in my diet, I think, I was all bound up. I will try to make up for it now.

Moo, moo, MOO, mooooo, moo, oom, moo-moo, [italic] moo, [/italic] moooo, moo, [bold] moooo, [/bold] moo, moo, MOO, mooooo, moo, oom, moo-moo, [italic] moo, [/italic] moooo, moo, [bold] omm, [/bold] moo, moopaluka, moo.

“Dash” is not an approved name, but I like it and will advocate for it at the next Cow Conclave, where you may know, I did have some influence. What do you think?

It’s still Monday in Hawaii, if that matters.

I see these Moo threads. I don't get it. What's the joke? Someone kind enough please explain.

Moo, ladies and gents. Gertie, I like the name Dash, it’s a keeper.

Dear R106, welcome to Monday Morning Moos! Firstly; I see you didn’t sign your post with a proper cow, steer, or bull name. You really ought to have a proper name, from the Big Book of Cow Names (unabridged). Fancy new fangled names like Champaign, Tiffany, and Brittany are not approved for cows, and just trust me on that.

I’ll list the names in a post below. Generally they are a collection of traditional names, like Bossy, Ferdinand, Horns, plus other names approved by a cow conclave. Generally, 19th whore names are preapproved; e.g. “Dolly”, “Lotta”. NSAIDS are also approved due to a typo which listed “Anvil” and “Advil”, and of course, the other nsaids demanded equal treatment, so what can you do?

If you’re a bovine, it’s generally good manners to “moo” on Monday Mornings. It’s good for you too. Stretch, breath, and moo. You’ll feel better, I promise.

If you’re not a bovine, that’s unfortunate for you, but there are hens; a charming pig; a couple sheep, and a sheep dog named Rolf, plus some others in the barnyard. Mooing is optional, but say hello as best you can on Monday mornings.

Heifers don’t really appreciate how good it feels to start your week with a proper moo, until they try it. After a while, you’ll get to know the other barn animals and I promise you’ll feel quite at home.

Oh, ‘moo”, of course. 🐂💨

As for humour, satire, and story telling, you make your own, or enjoy somebody else’s, which you best appreciate as you get to know the others on the farm. You might like to join the Gals at the Gate Guild.

I hope your🫀and🫁are ok, given the current circumstances.

[quote] cow conclave

Cowdinals

Happy Holidays from all of us at Monday Morning Moos!

Advil

Alasandro

Alexander the duck

Alphonso

Anacin

Angus

Anna

Annabelle

Annie

Anvil

Armor

Auntie Taco, twin brother of Phyllis the Chicken

Axel

Balthazar

Barnabus Bull

Beauchamp Heronimus Bull of Newport

Beauregard Von Holstein

Bella

Benedictus, Cow of the Vatican

Bernadette

Bertha

Bertrand

Bessie

Betty

BettySue, Junior Librarian

Beulah

Bossy

Brunhilde

Bufferin

Carl the pig

Carlotta, The Argentinian chick

Charlemagne

Christmas Goose

Christmas Moose

Clarabelle

Constance

Cupcake

Daisy

Diesel

Di'Jon, Formerly Secretary to Beauchamp Hieronymous Bull of Newport.

Dolly

Dorothy

Dulcinea

Earl

Edelweiss

Ella

Elsie

Emma

Excedrin

Fabiola, The flute-playing Peruvian cow

Fanny

Federico the photographer

Ferdinand

Fjällko “Gracie”, Swedish exchange cow

Fromage

The Gals at the Gate Guild

Gassy

General Montgomery Bull

Gerhard

Gertie

Glinda, Farm Sprite

Günther

Hadassah

Hans the Friesian horse

Henrietta

Homer

Hormel

Horns

Hydro

Koning the Star Friesian

Kristof

LaDonna

Lafitte, barn mouse

Larry the Farm Snake

Lash

Laundress Zelda

Lieutenant Colonel Carlisle

Lilith

Lisa

Lore

Lotte the Bavarian

Margaret

Marla

Marybelle

Maxi, Gemini and a Bavarian

Maybelline

Melissa

Melrose

Midnight

Mistletoe

Molly

Moriz

Mortimer

Midol

Mydoll

Nettie

Nitrous

Norma

Otto, Günther‘s syphlic Grandpa

Pedro

Penelope

Peppo

Percy

Phyllis, twin sister of Auntie Taco the Chicken

Pointsettia

Rolf the German Shepherd

Rosa

Roy, Hairdresser and Boosecow

Sally

Sampson

Schlomo

Sextus, official timekeeper

Simplicio the Alpaca

Sheridan the sheep, and the other sheep

Sophie

Susie

Tank

Thanksgiving Otter

The Evening Punctuationist

The hens

Thilde

Thor, Author of The Tao of Cow

Titus the barn owl

Tommy the Bull

Tylenol

Muriel, Webmistress

19th Century whore names (e.g., “Dolly”, “Lottie” are pre-approved.)

And don’t forget me!

Is Maisie an approved name? If not it should be. Look at that doll face!

Moo! Happy Monday, friends.

In anticipation of Thursday’s impending snowstorm, I thought I’d suggest a snowcow competition between us gals. What do you say, Gertie? I don’t intend to be locked up all winter in that barn, I’ll tell you.

Anyone who wants to participate, meet us down by the gate on Thursday. Maybe Phyllis would wrangle the hens into supplying hot coco to the participants.

I happen to know that this one was sculpted last year by a sheep.

I believe this was Günther’s from many years ago, is that right, Günther? Or maybe it was Fjällko, I can’t remember.

Pigs are also acceptable, Carl.

Moo cows, the Gentle Barn is live on Instagram now!

"A Little Night MOOOOOOOO" "COWS" "Cow On The Roof" "Les COWS a MOOOO" "West Side Cow" "A COWS LINE" "COWILTON" "COWCAGO"

Did everyone receive their Christmas card from Carl this year? Mine just arrived!

Melrose, this has to be the sixteenth or seventeenth year he’s sent this same card and he still looks like the same.

It’s true, Carl never ages. Merry Christmas, Carl.

Any word on Carl joining the Christmas Moose on his sleigh this year?

Or maybe just the Folies París? I’m not prying, I just want to get my tickets in time.a

He’s cute when he stretches his stockings under his neck.

[quote] Melrose, this has to be the sixteenth or seventeenth year he’s sent this same card and he still looks like the same. It’s true, Carl never ages.

More like "Fake Moos". I'm sure he's been passing off the same pic he took years ago! Typical Datalounger - I'm 25 but look five.

Carl has one of those faces that beautifully absorb and reflect light, from without and from within.

Warhol had his photographic sights set on Carl all through the Marilyn era, yet to no avail. Carl just can’t be contained.

Gertie are you still sick? You’re just not around much anymore.

Hoping you’re healthy,

Gertie, please check in. Everybody’s worried about you. Homer, initiate a copter search, please. Moo.

Please come back, Gertie, it’s not the same without you.

Has anyone checked nearby abattoirs?

Is that Gertie at r128?

Gertie, phone home please.

R129, I am not Gertie. Your hope is moo-t.

I’ve been up in the top paddock for a while, ruminating on herd immunity and what it means. I must admit it has me stumped. Who would want to be immune from a herd?

Moooooooooo!

Thanks Bovinia, but I can’t get excited about much until Gertie comes home.

Sad cow. Oom.

This is Homer checking in, mooo.

Jane and I are in the copter, no sightings yet but we have a tank full of gas and won’t stop looking for Gertie, that’s an easy guarantee

Jane says she’s upset.

In memoriam, our beloved OP Gertie, and all her characters:

Gertie, Penelope, Cupcake, Günther, the Christmas Moose, the Evening Punctuationist and many others.

You are truly loved and we miss you

Moo, one more time.

Was Gertie a dairy cow?

We love you, Gertie... first Monday without you, sending you love and thanks.

Mooo

You know who believes in masks? Moo-chelle 🤡

R138 is this really the best time to be picking your nose, I mean really.

Omg this thread brought me to tears

I don’t understand r139’s joke and I demand an explanation.

Is r139 an approved name?

We love you, r141

My namesake is fine, she sends her love! She's teaching me to moo!

[144] Are you the real Pierre? If not, it's kind of taboo to use the name 'Gertie'..

I have previous ownership of the name, you dolt.

To (R-139)

"Moooo-chelle....My Belle!!"

A warm moo to Gertie’s memory, and to all you cows and chickens,sheep, pig, mouse, owls etc.

May your Monday be bountiful with love and clover.

I’m planning on heading up the hill to the high pasture. I’m moooovin’ on up!

Hehehe, mooooovin’!

The Gals at the Gate Cow Conclave has hereby approved the name Bovinia by acclamation, congratulations Bovinia, mooo. You can pick up your starter sash at the south end of the barn. Penelope will assist, she is very helpful. Again, moooo and moooo!

I hear rumblings of an anti-pope cowclave gathering in Avignon that is against non-traditional cow names. Of course, such rumblings may just be regurgitations that my untrained ear may be misunderstanding.

Those Avignon cows are so stuck up, hmph.

Welcome, Bovinia.

Welcome MOOOOOOODAY!!!

My Doctor prescribed MOOOOOODERALL!!

I’m currently at a lovely B&B in the country and the paddock (field) next door is full of cows. They look in the windows at what I’m doing and are so mellow and peaceful. I’ve named them after all of you and talk to (at?) them.

(I live in Victoria, Australia, and travel in your own state is allowed as we haven’t had any active COVID cases for weeks)

You type fat, R155. Are you fat?

You seem to be in the wrong field, R155. Vicious weasels aren’t welcome on the farm so moooove it.

Oh dear, my fat hooves have typed the wrong number. That reply above was meant for R156.

Where were you moo cows this Monday?

"I don't like MOOOOOOODAYS"

Cute moo cow.

Thanks (R158), Now I send emails to my Overlord(administrative assistant Rose really is the best ever) saying "Rose, You type FAT". She say "what does that FUCKING mean?"-"Am I getting FAT?" She HATES Fucking datalounge!!

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU" ASSHOLES!!

The MOOOOOO COW says "MOOOOOOO YOU,Datalounge" for making me think about my past.

Awwwwwww.

"Send in the Cows...We got to have Cows" MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"You are the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO beneath my Udders"

It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Bruno, one of the most renowned rescues of our Acton Sanctuary. While we’re deeply saddened by this loss, we’re so grateful for the time spent with this special boy and for all the joy he brought into the world.⁣ ⁣ Standing at 6’2’’ and weighing in close to 2,500 pounds, Bruno was a true gentle giant who loved doting on people just as much as they did on him. His signature greeting—a full, enthusiastic brush of the tongue—brought equal joy and surprise to his recipients.⁣ ⁣ Before coming to Farm Sanctuary, Bruno had been born into the dairy industry. Since male cows like him can’t produce milk, they’re typically sold for veal or cheap beef. Bruno was en route to a slaughter facility when he and another calf tumbled from the truck—and directly into oncoming traffic. Sadly, his friend didn’t survive the fall, but Bruno was relatively unscathed. Instead of placing him back on a truck to slaughter, authorities thankfully released him to a life of freedom at Sanctuary.⁣ ⁣ In animal agriculture, Bruno would’ve lived a few months, at most. Instead, he spent almost 15 years in our care. He was a majestic leader much beloved by the younger calves he helped raise.⁣ ⁣ In more recent years, Bruno experienced worsening osteoarthritis. This was partially caused by his size; people are often surprised with how big cows can get when they’re allowed live out their full lifespans. But farm animals are also bred to grow rapidly, and this excessive growth can place added stress on an already aging body.⁣ ⁣ Bruno took his final breaths surrounded by his cow and human Sanctuary family. We’ve all been grieving—his herd, at first, would not move from the site where Bruno passed. But we also take comfort in our memories of Bruno. He lives on in our hearts, and through our work on behalf of farm animals still in need.

Awwwwwwww.

And awwwwwwww.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to "The Duchess of Suck-It"

Oprah is a COWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I’m apologizing for not participating anymore, Mooers. It’s just that for me, the lights went out when Gertie died. Back in December, somebody said on the Pierre thread that we should keep his threads going. You go on if you want to, but for me, without Gertie, it’s too empty. Moo.

Happy Month of MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MOOOOOOOOOOO to the MONTH of MAY!

Where are the cows at?

"Happy STRAWBERRY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!! COWS ARE COOL...I LOVE THEIR 2% MILK!!

Moovin' on up, to a deluxe apartment in de sky 🎶🎼🎵🐄...

Van Nessie is a Fat MOOOOOO COW!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Goldie MOOOOOOO COW and HEIFFER RUSSELL MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! DOUBLE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Cows ranked by level of cuteness.

They forgot about us!

We have a documentary about us!!! Mooooooooo!

“With this documentary, Andrea Arnold has created a kind of agribusiness pastoral about the daily life of cows on a working dairy farm. Her camera simply gets up close and personal with cows as they moo and trot around and give birth and stare with mysterious placidity into the camera – sometimes thumping up against her sound mic with an almighty bang.”

Cowabunga! Our own documentary... we are definitely moo-oovin on up!

OH the Humanity!! Chrissy is HUNGUY....Hide all the MOO COWS, don't let Chrissy eat them all!!

I'm Sorry..it's Chrissy is Hungry!!!

Eat chikin! 🐔🐔🐔

Happy August everyone!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Happy September Everyone. My 2 granddaughters, the youngest ones (Mary Alice& Adelaide Victoria) saw Cows today in S California. Now they need Cows PJ's & stuffed animals. Also. I bought them Cows fuzzy blankets,sheets and slippers. HAPPY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COW LABOR DAY SATURDAY, DATALOUNGE I am glad I can spoil them, Phillywhore.

"STREET HEIFERS" MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GURL!! ORCA &GAYle ARE GRAZING EACH OTHERS SNATCHES TOO MUCH!!

Fuck moo.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTOBER IS SOOOOOO SCARY!! "Slutty, Scary, Skanky, STREET HEIFERS" everywhere here in Southern California.

Holliday is a "FAT FUCKING BLOB OF A WOMAN" TESSIE DA SOW...OINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!HER

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HAPPY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEMBER EVERYONE! JIZZ JENNINGS IS A "FUCKING FAT TRANNY PIG"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!

[quote]Back in December, somebody said on the Pierre thread that we should keep his threads going. You go on if you want to, but for me, without Gertie, it’s too empty.

Time to mooooooove on.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Devin Nunes thinks he can "get away" from ME!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that Muthafucking MAGA retard!!

HAPPY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAR......EVERYONE!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...MISS STYLES IS A FAGGOT...MOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MISS STYLES WILL NEVER BE JAMES BOND.....MOOOOOOOOOOO!!

MISS ANDRE LEON TALLEY FINALLY DIED!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Can I have some of her Caftans, Drapes, and Hats? They should fit me, might be a little big.

Seriously, how does a 6ft 6in. Black man gets sooooo fucking fat? What talent did he have& what did he actually do?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

DID they rent the bulldozer and crane yet?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LIZZO looks a "DOUBLED-ZIPPERED FOOTFALL FLOAT" FOR THE TRANNY, CIS GENERED ELLIOTT PAGE PARADE!!