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Well, I never in all my life!

You know I may not make it through next week...

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by Anonymousreply 49September 19, 2020 2:55 PM

First she says "We don't have anything." Then she says "I'll be can find something on the computer."

That librarian is the very definition of passive-aggressive. Like most are. Librarians are cunts!

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2020 1:03 PM

R1 It’s showing what libraries are like both without and with a computer network. It’s illustrating (in a badly acted way) how much better libraries are when they have computers to assist. So you’re seeing two different scenarios.

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2020 1:09 PM

If she dies next week it’ll be because of that goddamned sack dress, not the surgery!

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2020 1:12 PM

I wonder if this woman knows she has become a DL meme? She's probably be "mawtuhfied" if she knew.

Any Baton Rouge DLers know her?

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2020 1:13 PM

This is hilarious!!! Oscar nominated southern ladies. You know these ladies are/were on the DL!

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2020 1:13 PM

I wonder how many cocks in hell Mayum sucked today.

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2020 1:13 PM

This YouTuber uploaded another clip from this video. The “hey man” one. If you think this one’s so bad it’s good...

I can’t post links yet, but check out his channel and you’ll find it.

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2020 1:15 PM

Hey man, here it is

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by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2020 1:16 PM

[quote] You know these ladies are/were on the DL!

They’re Lebanese?

by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2020 1:18 PM

So did the outraged dyke-ish frau live, or was her surgery scheduled on the week of hurricane Katrina?

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2020 1:42 PM

I am SCANDALIZED!

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by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2020 2:16 PM

OP = worse than Babs Wittkopf's neck rash

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by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2020 2:18 PM

R12 Admonishment only makes sense when someone duplicates a recent thread.

The one you've linked to is two years old.

by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2020 2:20 PM

Are there still Gay Librarians? I imagine they look like the below picture.

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by Anonymousreply 14September 14, 2020 3:18 PM

Smelling cookies AND cradling a mug!

He should be our new icon!

by Anonymousreply 15September 14, 2020 3:24 PM

She knows how sexy she is in that big denim dress...

She's used to getting whatever she wants from the other dykes...

by Anonymousreply 16September 14, 2020 3:45 PM

"Hey man, that's what we've got this network."

What about DILF porn?

by Anonymousreply 17September 14, 2020 3:47 PM

She would shit her denim prairie dress at our ability to access information at an instance with our phones.

by Anonymousreply 18September 14, 2020 3:51 PM

In answer to are there still gay librarians yes there are. I met on a few weeks ago. He and I had a good time.

by Anonymousreply 19September 14, 2020 3:56 PM

I have never in all my life sucked any cocks. Mayum, let you and I look on the computer, I'm sure we'll find something. Well I never in all my life thought I'd see so many cocks! Let's print it so you can take it home.

by Anonymousreply 20September 14, 2020 3:59 PM

When those denim farmer dresses were popular we used to call them "birthin' dresses",. Just pop another one out right where you stand

by Anonymousreply 21September 14, 2020 4:18 PM

I may not make through the night..

by Anonymousreply 22September 15, 2020 12:09 AM

I may shit my pants

by Anonymousreply 23September 15, 2020 12:58 AM

R23, are you on Venus?

by Anonymousreply 24September 15, 2020 1:00 AM

R23, are you on Venus?

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by Anonymousreply 25September 15, 2020 1:01 AM

OMG - love these....please more. Who wouldn't go to their library with all this great advertising!

by Anonymousreply 26September 15, 2020 1:04 AM

I may shove my cock down her throat and force her to drink my jizz.

by Anonymousreply 27September 15, 2020 1:26 AM

R27 = Serena Williams

by Anonymousreply 28September 15, 2020 1:27 AM

When do we get the edgy remake?

by Anonymousreply 29September 15, 2020 1:29 AM

The old complaining bitch gets all the attention but I am #TeamMayam

by Anonymousreply 30September 15, 2020 2:21 AM

Love the acting....

by Anonymousreply 31September 16, 2020 12:26 AM

I think they are sweet. They remind me so very much of ladies I grew up around in the 60s-70s south. A vanished breed sadly . As an aside,you never hear people saying "Sir" or "Mam" anymore. When i was raised it was a matter of course to refer to people that way. I still do .

by Anonymousreply 32September 16, 2020 12:36 AM

R32, GURL, you call someone sir or maam now and it is an insult!

by Anonymousreply 33September 16, 2020 12:52 AM

R8 Hey man, what's the 1 second flash of the video with the jewy guy and the black boy? That must be a cool one, two, man.

by Anonymousreply 34September 16, 2020 1:05 AM

too.

by Anonymousreply 35September 16, 2020 1:06 AM

Why have I watched this numerous times??

by Anonymousreply 36September 16, 2020 1:08 AM

R33 I actually have had people react adversely to my doing so ! I just tell them "Sorry,I was raised to be respectful of others" and that usually shuts them down.

by Anonymousreply 37September 16, 2020 1:18 AM

I just keep rewinding to watch her say "Well I never in all my life" before abruptly turning and stalking out. This clip is gold...prairie dress deserves a lifetime achievement award, assuming she was not in the 10% of angioplasty fatalities.

by Anonymousreply 38September 16, 2020 2:32 AM

Oscar worthy performances.

by Anonymousreply 39September 16, 2020 2:23 PM

I’m sorry i don’t have the shit you want here.

Well fuck me runnin’!! (Turns around and storms out of the library mumbling obscenities under her breath)

by Anonymousreply 40September 16, 2020 3:32 PM

I know this is a dramatisation illustrating how libraries are more effective with computers, but would her doctor not have given her all the information and statistics on angioplasty she needed, or else referred her to someone who could? We’re people genuinely more on their own in the 80s when it came to finding medical info?

Or is this just an unrealistic example?

by Anonymousreply 41September 17, 2020 12:25 AM

Before someone “Oh, dear!”s me about we’re instead of were, that was autocorrect’s fault.

by Anonymousreply 42September 17, 2020 12:27 AM

R41 Mayum didn’t listen to her doctor because she is an illiterate.

by Anonymousreply 43September 18, 2020 1:05 PM

I want a t-shirt that says "Ma'yam?"

by Anonymousreply 44September 18, 2020 1:33 PM

[quote]Well, I never in all my life!

Well, I certainly have. Probably.

by Anonymousreply 45September 18, 2020 1:34 PM

Oh shut the fuck up r2!

r1 provided the correct response.

by Anonymousreply 46September 18, 2020 1:44 PM

[quote]"Hey man, that's what we've got this network."

[Quote]What about DILF porn?

We don't do pictures!

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by Anonymousreply 47September 18, 2020 2:06 PM

Geez, R46, who pissed in your Cheerios?

by Anonymousreply 48September 18, 2020 2:09 PM

If I've learned one thing from DL, it's that librarians are cunts.

by Anonymousreply 49September 19, 2020 2:55 PM
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