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Chris Evans accidentally IGs screenshot of his phone picture gallery which includes picture of his giant penis

Discuss.

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by Anonymousreply 585Last Thursday at 12:29 PM

I can barely see it.

by Anonymousreply 109/12/2020

Whoa.

by Anonymousreply 209/12/2020

Well, it certainly appears to be a picture of someone's giant penis.

by Anonymousreply 309/12/2020

Here.

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by Anonymousreply 409/12/2020

Trending number one on Twitter now

by Anonymousreply 509/12/2020

there is nothing in the pic to give size comparison. however, it looks very promising and probably like his brother, studly.

by Anonymousreply 609/12/2020

WHOA

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by Anonymousreply 709/12/2020

It's decent.

by Anonymousreply 809/12/2020

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

by Anonymousreply 909/12/2020

Save it! They delete it soon.

by Anonymousreply 1009/12/2020

Please, you can’t even see anything.

by Anonymousreply 1109/12/2020

Here is a longer clip

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by Anonymousreply 1209/12/2020

You can see that it’s a big meaty dick. Come on! That’s not nothing.

by Anonymousreply 1309/12/2020

That’s his fucking thumb

by Anonymousreply 1409/12/2020

The camera angle makes it look bigger. It's a decent sized dick.

by Anonymousreply 1509/12/2020

Maybe its Chris's trick from last night?

by Anonymousreply 1609/12/2020

Yeah, the camera angle and picture quality make it difficult to accurately judge. I need to inspect it person.

by Anonymousreply 1709/12/2020

Scott is still as coked up as ever.

by Anonymousreply 1809/12/2020

Very nice cock head definition.

by Anonymousreply 1909/12/2020

Perhaps his brother shared a dick picture with Chris? Hmmmm.

by Anonymousreply 2009/12/2020

Buh but but but.... it's mutilated!!!

by Anonymousreply 2109/12/2020

I want to know about the soft white lamp video with the outline of someone.

by Anonymousreply 2209/12/2020

His brother sent Chris a dick pic because they are going to tag team some bitch who will only say yes if they have man sized equipment.

by Anonymousreply 2309/12/2020

I bet Scott has choked on it before.

by Anonymousreply 2409/12/2020

[quote]I want to know about the soft white lamp video with the outline of someone.

A fat bitch in a cowgirl position!!!

by Anonymousreply 2509/12/2020

Are you blind, R14?

by Anonymousreply 2609/12/2020

A good samartian must hack Chris' icloud.

by Anonymousreply 2709/12/2020

A Libra and a Gemini; they’ve definitely fucked, brothers or not.

by Anonymousreply 2809/12/2020

Oh that Chris, ever so generous.

by Anonymousreply 2909/12/2020

Yum!

by Anonymousreply 3009/12/2020

I also want to suck on his perky pink nips.

by Anonymousreply 3109/12/2020

[quote]You can see that it’s a big meaty dick.

I have a sneaking it's not his dick. Looks too big when he's never been a shower in clothes.

by Anonymousreply 3209/12/2020

^ *sneaking SUSPICION

by Anonymousreply 3309/12/2020

It looks like Scott's dick head.

I want to eat Scott's load out of Chris's hole.

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by Anonymousreply 3409/12/2020

Why would Chris send his brother a dick pic and WOW! Scott is totally blasted.

by Anonymousreply 3509/12/2020

Brothers could have similar dicks...dumb-asses.

by Anonymousreply 3609/12/2020

Scott has a perfect cock. His ass was a bit on the flat side if I recall, but that dick is just the right size and shape.

by Anonymousreply 3709/12/2020

Why do I get this image in my head that the whole Evans family is getting high together? Like, as a family activity?

by Anonymousreply 3809/12/2020

[quote]Brothers could have similar dicks...dumb-asses.

My brother and I have identidicks.

An old boyfriend and his brother have anything but.

by Anonymousreply 3909/12/2020

It's not huge. It's standard party size and pretty.

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by Anonymousreply 4009/12/2020

Scott is Chris cumrag. It was even a joke on the set of The Avengers.

by Anonymousreply 4109/12/2020

Scott posted multiple fully nude and erect photos online but then he's supposedly a junkie and therefore likely prone to bad decisions in general.

by Anonymousreply 4209/12/2020

i laughed at a lot of the jokes on Twitter and then someone posted that Chris has serious anxiety issues and now I kinda feel guilty.

I hope he just owns this. He's got a nice penis and now the world knows it.

by Anonymousreply 4309/12/2020

Is he wearing a cock ring? I looked up his brothers photos. His brother's cock is just like mine. Sometimes you'll see a celeb or porn star who has an identical dick and it's cool.

by Anonymousreply 4409/12/2020

Plot twist it’s his brother’s dick pic 😧

by Anonymousreply 4509/12/2020

That's a strange way of dealing with anxiety.

by Anonymousreply 4609/12/2020

The pic is easily deniable so he has nothing to worry about, other than why would he have someone else's dick pic on his phone. Hmmm...either way this is messy for him.

by Anonymousreply 4709/12/2020

r46, there are plenty of people suffering from anxiety issues who self-medicate with too much alcohol or drugs. And when drunk or high some make bad decisions.

by Anonymousreply 4809/12/2020

[quote]Brothers could have similar dicks...dumb-asses.

Uh, no, you moron twat.

But if it were his brother's dong, it would make this incident even weirder.

by Anonymousreply 4909/12/2020

The dick pic is taken from a pretty much same position as the one in the middle of Scott's at R40. Might not mean anything but you never know.

I'm generally not into incest sex but there's no denying when the brothers are hot like these two there's something very erotic about them together. This only works as a fantasy, though, because when I start really thinking real brothers getting it on it gets too weird. One wank site has real brothers wanking together next to each other and I just don't find it sexy at all. It's clear those guys are doing it only for the money since you can tell they really are not into each other.

by Anonymousreply 5009/12/2020

That picture of Scott holding his own cum is nasty.

by Anonymousreply 5109/12/2020

Oh sordid, tawdry kinkiness!!!

by Anonymousreply 5209/12/2020

I loved him since I watched Not Another Teen Movie on TV as an 11 year old and fell in love again with him in Fantastic Four. He has aged well and I love that he is smart, kind and caring person too instead of being a narcissistic douchebag like most of Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 5309/12/2020

What's the meaning behind the "Gaurd The Pussy" photo?

by Anonymousreply 5409/12/2020

I know Chris publicist is having a stroke right now.

by Anonymousreply 5509/12/2020

The head of the dick in the alleged pic is nicer than the one on Scott's dick.

by Anonymousreply 5609/12/2020

The head of the dick in the alleged pic is nicer than the one on Scott's dick.

by Anonymousreply 5709/12/2020

This makes me so happy on a Saturday!

by Anonymousreply 5809/12/2020

[quote] I know Chris publicist is having a stroke right now.

Apparently so was Chris.

by Anonymousreply 5909/12/2020

thicker than thick

by Anonymousreply 6009/12/2020

What is bad publicity about a handsome movie star having a gorgeous cockhead?

by Anonymousreply 6109/12/2020

"accidentally"

by Anonymousreply 6209/12/2020

Chris is so shy about his body; even though it's pretty perfect, he supposedly has it in his contracts not even shirtless scenes are allowed. So yeah, I can see how this is his worst nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 6309/12/2020

R63 he was on social media this week showing off a new tattoo on his chest.

by Anonymousreply 6409/12/2020

If he was that shy, he would not have dick pics on his phone or chrissakes.

by Anonymousreply 6509/12/2020

Maybe Chris likes to show off when he's comfortable. Maybe he just doesn't like to be objectified on screen. Though when he did Not Another Teen Movie and Fantastic Four, he didn't seem to be bothered showing off his goods.

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by Anonymousreply 6609/12/2020

Both of these Evans brothers are a fucking mess.

Just hot fucking messes.

by Anonymousreply 6709/12/2020

Chris showed off when he was 19.

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by Anonymousreply 6809/12/2020

It's (fragile) ego. He doesn't want to be only valued for his body. He wants to be valued as an *in Phylicia Rashād toned voice* AC-TOR!

by Anonymousreply 6909/12/2020

Interesting, R68.

He looks the same at age 19 as he does now.

Either he looked really old at 19, or he looks really good now.

by Anonymousreply 7009/12/2020

He played a much cuter and sexier version of Freddie Prinze Jr. in Not Another Teen Movie.

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by Anonymousreply 7109/12/2020

His body shot ban in films is more recent. It was BECAUSE of his earlier films that he feels he's above having to be just a hunk.

by Anonymousreply 7209/12/2020

R70 Ironic because most teen films and TV shows hire people clearly in the 20s and even early 30s. But Chris was actually a teen in Not Another Teen Movie and looked like he was in his 20s.

by Anonymousreply 7309/12/2020

Wow. I never thought the long sideburns of the 90s would look so dated, but it does.

by Anonymousreply 7409/12/2020

Seems like Scott lets his "Anxiety" make a lot of bad decisions for him.

by Anonymousreply 7509/12/2020

I would gargle that.

by Anonymousreply 7609/12/2020

I would gargle that.

by Anonymousreply 7709/12/2020

“Pussy” is a reference to his brother’s hole. It’s Chris’ property.

by Anonymousreply 7809/12/2020

Trolls at R76 and R77.

by Anonymousreply 7909/12/2020

Hot (pun intended) in Fantastic Four

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by Anonymousreply 8009/12/2020

Hairy chest

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by Anonymousreply 8109/12/2020

Scott was surprisingly good in that recent Netflix movie with Augustus Prew. I hope he’s not a junkie.

by Anonymousreply 8209/12/2020

[quote]he supposedly has it in his contracts not even shirtless scenes are allowed

That was his team. They wanted to change his image so that he wouldn't be seen as just beefcake.

by Anonymousreply 8309/12/2020

How do we know it was his dick, and not some other guy's?

by Anonymousreply 8409/12/2020

it's a beautiful cut cock. He was born in the early 80s in the US so it makes sense he'd be cut.

by Anonymousreply 8509/12/2020

Let's not forget the sexy Flaunt photo shoot by Tony Durand.

No Chris Evans thread is allowed to exist without at least one pic of said photo shoot.

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by Anonymousreply 8609/12/2020

In Silver Surfer

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by Anonymousreply 8709/12/2020

R79 Not a troll. I DID accidentally double post the comment, but it stands.

I WOULD gargle that.

by Anonymousreply 8809/12/2020

I want to see his hole and cheeks spread

by Anonymousreply 8909/12/2020

Does he realize he was only casted in Fantastic Four to attract girls and gays just like Jessica Alba was casted to attract guys and lesbians?

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by Anonymousreply 9009/12/2020

Casted.

by Anonymousreply 9109/12/2020

cast cast cast. there is no casted.

by Anonymousreply 9209/12/2020

dirty hindus are casted.

by Anonymousreply 9309/12/2020

Right, R61! It would be more embarrassing if it did not look good..assuming it is his, of course ;)

by Anonymousreply 9409/12/2020

Casted? Is this about the dick's shadow it casted in the pic?

by Anonymousreply 9509/12/2020

[quote]giant penis

Oh, you poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 9609/12/2020

This has been in the upper-left corner of my desktop, on five laptops, since 2006. It's nice to open every now and then. Sometimes it takes a turn as a desktop background. Sometimes it's part of a screen saver slideshow.

Today is a happy day.

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by Anonymousreply 9709/12/2020

Too bad that Halloween is canceled. Can you imagine all the costumes Chris could've inspired with this?

by Anonymousreply 9809/12/2020

He looked gorgeous in Celluar

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by Anonymousreply 9909/12/2020

Celluar. So 2000s

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by Anonymousreply 10009/12/2020

This is the most important event of the year

by Anonymousreply 10109/12/2020

This is the most dated 2000s movie ever. The flip phone and having Jessica Biel in a movie.

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by Anonymousreply 10209/12/2020

I find it hot when Chris slips into his native Boston accent when drunk

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by Anonymousreply 10309/12/2020

Chris when was 18 in the short-lived show the Opposite Sex also starring Milo Ventimiglia.

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by Anonymousreply 10409/12/2020

He looks the same now.

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by Anonymousreply 10509/12/2020

R103 He's talked about taking meds before movie premieres and red carpet events so this may not be a drunk!Chris and more like a medicated!Chris.

by Anonymousreply 10609/12/2020

Those are some nice nipples on Chirs.

by Anonymousreply 10709/12/2020

That’s the worst captcha ever. Clearly he is a robot.

by Anonymousreply 10809/12/2020

I wish I could teach him the true pleasures of an anal orgasm

by Anonymousreply 10909/12/2020

Zzzzzzz

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by Anonymousreply 11009/12/2020

People too quickly concluded that that is his cock. My have cock pics on my phone too and they are not mine. The question should be asked is if it IS really his dick or from his fling whose dick he wants to suck on

by Anonymousreply 11109/12/2020

Old fat ho R110 cares enough to drop by. hahahahahahahah

by Anonymousreply 11209/12/2020

R110 I care... DEEPLY

by Anonymousreply 11309/12/2020

Leave it to the sick fucks on DL to make this about incest. Seriously? Grow up. That’s just gross.

Then you all get mad when straights label is bad shit when you guys do shit like this.

by Anonymousreply 11409/12/2020

R109 your anus can not have an orgasm.

by Anonymousreply 11509/12/2020

It’s too bad he’s not a better photographer. That dick pic is not sufficient!

by Anonymousreply 11609/12/2020

It's plenty sufficient for all the heaux he sends it to.

by Anonymousreply 11709/12/2020

R117 The dick is sufficient. The pic of it could be so much better!

by Anonymousreply 11809/12/2020

I would like to know who would require a pic of Chris's cock before deciding wether to go fuck him?

by Anonymousreply 11909/12/2020

So that's what Sebastian Stan was slobbering all over while they were shooting those movies...

by Anonymousreply 12009/12/2020

"So you want to hand out, have some fun?"

"Well, I dunno. Show me your dick pics. They need to be clear."

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by Anonymousreply 12109/12/2020

hang out

by Anonymousreply 12209/12/2020

Aren't there some rumors that he lets guys suck his dick when he's high?

by Anonymousreply 12309/12/2020

R115 Yet you fat puta Edwin thinks you can get “pregnant immediately” by Chris.

Ps. Chris does not want your nasty hairy stink culo! No one does!

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by Anonymousreply 12409/12/2020

R123 Yes, yes there are.

If someone really has posted his nudes, that's a shitty thing to do.

by Anonymousreply 12509/12/2020

I don't think that Chris is gay, especially given that his brother is gay.

It's unlikely.

That said, I don't understand why he so coy about his "dating" life. Why is he so evasive?

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by Anonymousreply 12609/12/2020

How did it go from accidental dick picture to he's having sex with his brother?

by Anonymousreply 12709/12/2020

I'm thinking it's a dick pic he received and he saved it (accidentally or not). People usually don't save their own dick pics on their phones....they just take them in the app and send em.

by Anonymousreply 12809/12/2020

The man is gorgeous. I'll take any pic of him. Delicious.

by Anonymousreply 12909/12/2020

R126, gay/bi siblings are not that rare.

by Anonymousreply 13009/12/2020

In the video at R126, Entertainment Tonight listed his name as "Chris Evens."

Fucking morons.

by Anonymousreply 13109/12/2020

R114 👍👍👍👏

by Anonymousreply 13209/12/2020

[quote] How did it go from accidental dick picture to he's having sex with his brother?

It's a Datalounge favorite sport.

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by Anonymousreply 13309/12/2020

R131

Lol! My name is Evan and people always spell/say my name Even too!

by Anonymousreply 13409/12/2020

[quote] That said, I don't understand why he so coy about his "dating" life. Why is he so evasive?

Because fans are crazy and often harass the significant others. It's what happened when Sebastian Stan dated Margarita whatever from ABC's "Revenge" and what is happening to Tom Hiddleston's girlfriend Zawe Ashton.

by Anonymousreply 13509/12/2020

[quote] I'm thinking it's a dick pic he received and he saved it (accidentally or not). People usually don't save their own dick pics on their phones....they just take them in the app and send em.

You are always prepared. On DL that includes being prelubed and having a dick (and presenting hole) pic ready to send when you are out and about and can't take one right now.

by Anonymousreply 13609/12/2020

R135 Pretty much this. No surprise actors have become more protective of their private lives.

by Anonymousreply 13709/12/2020

[quote] Because fans are crazy and often harass the significant others. It's what happened when Sebastian Stan dated Margarita whatever from ABC's "Revenge" and what is happening to Tom Hiddleston's girlfriend Zawe Ashton.

Um, you realize that both guys you listed are in the closet, right?

Are you saying that Chris Evans is, too?

by Anonymousreply 13809/12/2020

I for one welcome my big dick overlord.

by Anonymousreply 13909/12/2020

I want to see Sebastian Stan's dick next.

by Anonymousreply 14009/12/2020

[quote] People usually don't save their own dick pics on their phones....they just take them in the app and send em.

This isn't accurate.

Guys that are serious about sexting curate a bunch of pics of their own bodies + dicks to send to people when asked directly.

As for people using apps, some apps actually save a copy of the pic you took of your own dick to your camera roll.

And even then people prefer to send ones they took previously because they look and are positioned the way they want them to be.

Everyone has their go-to nudes and a bunch of random ones they take when asked for live photos.

by Anonymousreply 14109/12/2020

Having sex with his brother? It's quite normal and practical on DL, isn't it? Keep it in family, y'all!!!!

by Anonymousreply 14209/12/2020

Exactly. You want to look your best. Not take some quick selfie and risk something icky or unseemly being on it that you missed when you took a quick glance.

by Anonymousreply 14309/12/2020

I have curated nudes of my best looks.

by Anonymousreply 14409/12/2020

Nice.

by Anonymousreply 14509/12/2020

Giant? All you see is 2”.

by Anonymousreply 14609/12/2020

Could someone post more screenshots? There seems to be others on his camera roll besides just the one that was posted.

by Anonymousreply 14709/12/2020

Whenever there is a hateful, anti-gay post on DL, most likely it is Edwin, as in R115.

I also blocked him on Twitter where he is racist and anti-gay.

by Anonymousreply 14809/12/2020

They're just pictures of himself + videos he probably took of Scott wearing a wig. That's who the guy is in the darker photos.

by Anonymousreply 14909/12/2020

It’s his brother’s phone?

by Anonymousreply 15009/12/2020

Graham Phillips has a better dick.

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by Anonymousreply 15109/12/2020

There are ZERO rumors of him letting men suck him off anywhere but DL created shit. As usual. In reality he is straight and a huge ally. We should love him for being brave and always standing up for us instead of always making up lies about one of the good ones.

by Anonymousreply 15209/12/2020

Did Graham graduate Princeton or just attend? HOT COCK

by Anonymousreply 15309/12/2020

How does Graham Phillips have abs AND a fupa?

by Anonymousreply 15409/12/2020

[quote]It’s his brother’s phone?

I saw someone tweet that, but how does that work? He was screen recording something of Scott's and inadvertently took a screenshot of it? In the upper left hand corner of the screenshot is Chris' name.

by Anonymousreply 15509/12/2020

so whose cock is it?!

well???

by Anonymousreply 15609/12/2020

R34 now that would be an epic experience

by Anonymousreply 15709/12/2020

It's most likely him.

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by Anonymousreply 15809/12/2020

That belongs to a black man, isn’t he gay?

by Anonymousreply 15909/12/2020

R158 as much as I'm glad to see it, it's hardly "the perfect pic"

by Anonymousreply 16009/12/2020

Does he have a new project out now? Is this PR for upcoming project?

by Anonymousreply 16109/12/2020

Ugh, Edwin @ R161.

by Anonymousreply 16209/12/2020

Nice dong. He's big like his brother.

by Anonymousreply 16309/12/2020

[quote]I bet Scott has choked on it before.

I've actually wondered about that. They're very close.

by Anonymousreply 16409/12/2020

I could read this all day.

by Anonymousreply 16509/12/2020

[quote]That picture of Scott holding his own cum is nasty.

Why? Every man does this sometimes when he jerks off.

Are you a woman?

by Anonymousreply 16609/12/2020

R165, head over to LPSG. They've been in a frenzy ever since spotting the dick.

by Anonymousreply 16709/12/2020

As an only child, and as someone who hasn't hooked up with brothers... do brothers have the same types of cocks?

by Anonymousreply 16809/12/2020

There's no way of knowing whose dick that was. That was just a dick photo on his phone. It may be his, it may be his brother's, it may be a lover's, it may be a friend's as a joke... there is just no way of knowing.

by Anonymousreply 16909/12/2020

I have average thickness 7 and my brother 9! One of his girlfriends overshared I've never seen my brothers hardon. My fathers dick was small looking, soft. It comes through the mother's line anyway, I think.

by Anonymousreply 17009/12/2020

I think it's like any other genetic trait. Some siblings "look alike", some don't.

by Anonymousreply 17109/12/2020

[quote] He's talked about taking meds before movie premieres and red carpet events so this may not be a drunk!Chris and more like a medicated!Chris.

He was so visibly coked out at some press event they had to get him out the back door and get him out of there.

by Anonymousreply 17209/12/2020

[quote] I want to see Sebastian Stan's dick next.

There's actually a rumor going 'round that SS flashes some peen in his new movie called Monday

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by Anonymousreply 17309/12/2020

Maybe you just saw Sebastian Stan’s schlong and just didn’t know it. 👆🏻

by Anonymousreply 17409/12/2020

R152 Shut the fuck up fat puta Edwin, you are the biggest liar on this site.

by Anonymousreply 17509/12/2020

Just because Scott is a cokehead, doesn't mean that Chris is a cokehead.

MISS R172!

by Anonymousreply 17609/12/2020

r176 this is a well-known story in LA circles. Evans got royally REAMED by TPTB at Marvel and Feige for doing something so stupid.

by Anonymousreply 17709/12/2020

R176, the rumors of Chris have actually been practically only about him being a huge cokehead and/or a huge drunk. However blind items are so easy to manufacture that I have a hard time taking most of them seriously these days.

by Anonymousreply 17809/12/2020

r178 it's firsthand from people who were there, it was big gossip fodder in LA circles.

by Anonymousreply 17909/12/2020

There are 3 theories here: -That's his dick -He's gay as well and that's another guy's dick pic. -The phone was actually Scott's and that his dick (the dick in the picture looks similar to Scott's cock).

by Anonymousreply 18009/12/2020

I'm so sick an tired of this Chris Evans is straight shit. He's never been straight a day in his life. Even Jared Leto is more straight than him.

by Anonymousreply 18109/12/2020

He’s been nothing but straight. Get over it.

by Anonymousreply 18209/12/2020

R181, you sound like a moron. You act like you know him personally, which is highly doubtful.

by Anonymousreply 18309/12/2020

Nothing is an accident with celebrities. How naive are you?

by Anonymousreply 18409/12/2020

It’s big, it’s beautiful and you’re going to love it!

by Anonymousreply 18509/12/2020

I want to love it!

by Anonymousreply 18609/12/2020

He could unload that in my hungry, greedy mouth anytime.

by Anonymousreply 18709/12/2020

This is like a Bigfoot picture. I can’t see shit.

by Anonymousreply 18809/12/2020

[quote] i laughed at a lot of the jokes on Twitter and then someone posted that Chris has serious anxiety issues and now I kinda feel guilty.

Frau alert! No one with anxiety issues is a fame whore like this guy. I'm not surprised so many closet cases end up marrying stupid fraus like this.

by Anonymousreply 18909/12/2020

I like Chris Evans. He’s a nice guy with the right politics and his few relationships are definitely not PR set ups. But he’s also very AWG to me. Not handsome at all and wouldn’t turn my head on the street.

I’ve never understood the excitement which leads me to believe for millennials and zoomers, an everyman look is preferred over someone too pretty like a Sean O’Pry whose looks will confine him to only modelling because of his generation’s tastes. Can you imagine boomers and gen Xers raving about Tom Hanks’ looks while ignoring Brad Pitt? This is what it is.

by Anonymousreply 19009/12/2020

Timothee’s leaked dic pick will break and severely damage the Internet

by Anonymousreply 19109/12/2020

For some reason, the name “Chris Evans” always conjures an image in my mind of a mid-30s suburban realtor lady with a Julie Andrews haircut.

by Anonymousreply 19209/12/2020

Mark Ruffalo's response

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by Anonymousreply 19309/12/2020

Sounds like it was hot. I'm sorry I missed it!

by Anonymousreply 19409/12/2020

Looks delicious

by Anonymousreply 19509/12/2020

I sort of get where you're coming from R190, but I don't think he is comparable to Tom Hanks. I don't get the crazy hype around his looks, he's not stunning like Brad Pitt in his heyday, but I wouldn't say he was average either. I find him handsome and if I saw him on the street, I'd look. That said, there are a lot of good looking non famous guys that are just as good looking as he is.

by Anonymousreply 19609/12/2020

Some people don't like overly pretty men and stereotype them. Sean O'Pry kinda looks weird, seems boring and has no sex appeal at all. Chris has a boy-next-door look to him and a kind friendly personality and smile that is appealing.

by Anonymousreply 19709/12/2020

[quote] [R109] your anus can not have an orgasm.

Frau Alert #2. Frau missed her biology class where is taught that the man's prostate is located right up past the anus, you know, that's why the doctor needs to stick a finger up there to make sure its not swollen to prevent prostate cancer. Are you jealous men can reach easier orgasms by getting a finger or a dick up our asses while you have to spend hours working on your stinky clit?

by Anonymousreply 19809/12/2020

The young Tom Hanks was the guy every mother-in-law wanted for their daughters and definitely very guy-next-door. And to be fair, his fame at his peak eclipsed even Brad Pitt’s, and made far better box office because of exactly that. But my point is, no one ever said they loved Tom Hanks because he’s “oh, so handsome”. Cute, yes, but not handsome or sexy.

This is a guy you’re likely to know IRL

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by Anonymousreply 19909/12/2020

Tom Hanks was never classically handsome, but when he was young there was something very appealing about his looks.

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by Anonymousreply 20009/12/2020

Zoomers don't prefer an everyman look though. If you look into the time periods. Most millennials came of age in the later 90s and throughout the 2000s and baggy clothing, short hair, muscles, hip-hop clothing and macho/butch/rugged was more popular with sex symbols like Usher, The Rock, Matt Damon, Nelly, Josh Hartnett, Justin Timberlake, Patrick Dempsey, Eminem, George Clooney, Jason Statham and Chris Evans and even though there were girls that liked the pop punk skinny-jeans and guyliner look of someone like Billie Joe that certainly wasn't the majority of girls. The long-haired bleached boy band look was more popular with older Millennials in the 90s who crushed on Leo, Depp, Nick Carter and Devon Sawa. Zoomers seem to like overly dolled-up guys and rave about Harry Styles, Shawn Mendes, Timothee, Kpop idols and all those influencers on TikTok who are gender non-conforming.

by Anonymousreply 20109/12/2020

I think Tom Hanks was cute, but I'd still say Chris Evans is better looking/handsome at a comparable age of course. Just not as gorgeous as he's hyped up to be.

by Anonymousreply 20209/12/2020

Tom Hanks was cute and appealing. Many people like that type of approachability. When you're too beautiful, it makes you seem very aloof and hard to please. Same reason why Jennifer Aniston and Anna Kendrick are loved by straight guys, they are approachable looking.

by Anonymousreply 20309/12/2020

[quote] (the dick in the picture looks similar to Scott's cock).

Scotts dickhead does 't have as much flange going on.

by Anonymousreply 20409/12/2020

What in the fucking hell is FLANGE?

by Anonymousreply 20509/12/2020

He probably meant the flare out at the bottom of the glans/head. It resembles a mechanical flange.

by Anonymousreply 20609/12/2020

I really don't like what Chris Evans has done to his eyes.

He's had extensive Botox or a brow lift and his face looks puffy and frozen.

He needs to stop that shit and just let himself have those character lines.

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He did have some minor cosmetic surgeries and does use Botox. I remember once seeing him wearing light makeup on an IG live video. He’s 100% straight regardless

by Anonymousreply 20809/12/2020

How do James Charles and Jeffree Star fit into this thread's semiotics?

by Anonymousreply 20909/12/2020

R20 his brother's looks more curved to the right according to the other pics here in the thread.

by Anonymousreply 21009/12/2020

R51 is there a wart?

by Anonymousreply 21109/12/2020

I don't think Chris is gay or bi. But he's an ally and is very supportive of gay and lesbian rights. He's the type that wouldn't care or be offended by gay rumors which I like. I hate when celebs get so angry about people speculating their sexuality and even threatening to sue publications as if it's the worst thing ever to be gay or bi.

by Anonymousreply 21209/12/2020

[Quote] when he was young there was something very appealing about his looks.

Could it be... youth?

by Anonymousreply 21309/12/2020

Anyone who avoids showing the full length of their dick (not to mention only photographing it super up close) AIN'T hung...

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by Anonymousreply 21409/12/2020

[Quote] plot twist: that nude on chris evans phone isn’t his 👁

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Working link.

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by Anonymousreply 21609/12/2020

I'm already turned on R215.

So whose cock picture is on his phone?

Hmmmmm.....

by Anonymousreply 21709/12/2020

The worst is that he saw fit to "monochrome" the image. Because he's classy that way.

by Anonymousreply 21809/12/2020

That is a beautiful dick. I think it belongs to Chris.

by Anonymousreply 21909/12/2020

[Quote] someone too pretty like a Sean O’Pry whose looks will confine him

This is such bullshit. Sean O'Pry couldn't even get a line in "Veep" and he was playing a model among other models...

by Anonymousreply 22009/12/2020

When did Sean O'Pry act? Wouldn't it make more sense to compare Chris Evans to an actual pretty boy actor like Matt Bomer?

by Anonymousreply 22109/12/2020

[Quote] As an only child, and as someone who hasn't hooked up with brothers... do brothers have the same types of cocks?

No. I'm hung. Sibling not.

by Anonymousreply 22209/12/2020

[Quote] How does Graham Phillips have abs AND a fupa?

He takes after Lil' Kim.

by Anonymousreply 22309/12/2020

My BF says he and his two brothers all have identical cocks

by Anonymousreply 22409/12/2020

[Quote] I would like to know who would require a pic of Chris's cock before deciding wether to go fuck him?

Men often send nudes to get nudes, especially specifically posed nudes (e.g. "I want to see your pussy from behind").

by Anonymousreply 22509/12/2020

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R218 Maybe he did that so you can't see all the details in case it got leaked?

by Anonymousreply 22709/12/2020

[Quote] Both of them are bi. However Evans is ashamed of it

Ok.

[Quote] I don't know what Chris' orientation is

But you just said...

by Anonymousreply 22809/12/2020

[quote]Nothing is an accident with celebrities. How naive are you?

I think in today's world of nudes and cellphones it is possible that there will be genuine accidents that cause nudes to get sent or posted by mistake.

by Anonymousreply 22909/12/2020

R198 FYI at r109 that is Edwin the datalounge tik tok troll, it is frau on the inside but a portly bald puertorican/black troll on the outside..

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R230 Whoops ,I meant that Edwin the tik tok troll is @ R115. Edwin has obviously never had anyone good inside his stinky fat culo, poor fat bastard.

by Anonymousreply 23109/13/2020

Give the Edwin shit a break. We don't care.

by Anonymousreply 23209/13/2020

Chris Evans represented the cocky alpha male jock with a slightly devious smile. Nowadays we'd call him a douche, but back then all the guys and girls wanted to be his friend and suck his dick whenever he wanted.

Captain America literally turned him from cocky jock to hero figure. Otherwise, he'd compete with Ryan Phillippe for B- and C-movie roles by now while new, fresh and young hotties get the pretty (lucractive) leading roles.

by Anonymousreply 23309/13/2020

Evans strikes me as a bit of a loner type.

Content in his own company for the most part .

by Anonymousreply 23409/13/2020

He's not verbal enough to be the alpha jock. There's a reason he gets shitfaced at red carpent type events.

by Anonymousreply 23509/13/2020

R232 I was just correcting the dear poster @ r198 that incorrectly called Edwin a frau with a smelly vag. Dont like that shit, dont read it or reply to it, better yet block me, ciao cunt!

by Anonymousreply 23609/13/2020

r235, I was referring to the roles he played at r233. That was his physical appeal. A couple of decades ago people were still naive when it came to celebrities' public image and mixed up fictional roles with the celeb's public image (and Hollywood and the media were more than willing to let the audience believe that).

by Anonymousreply 23709/13/2020

[Quote] Dont like that shit, dont read it or reply to it

Better yet, don't feed the Edwin troll(s).

by Anonymousreply 23809/13/2020

"Do straight guys send dick picks?"

by Anonymousreply 23909/13/2020

According to dick pic sharers who insist that they got them from catfishing straight guys ... yes, straight guys do send dick pics.

by Anonymousreply 24009/13/2020

Women complain that they get unwanted dick pics from men, so the answer appears to be yes.

by Anonymousreply 24109/13/2020

That’s his brother’s phone. There’s even a screenshot of her brother in a video in the camera roll. Chris hands it back to him. He has a history of taking dick pix. This isn’t Chris.

by Anonymousreply 24209/13/2020

[quote] Frau Alert #2. Frau missed her biology class where is taught that the man's prostate is located right up past the anus

Retard alert. That’s not an anus orgasm. It’s a prostate orgasm. The walls of the anus don’t provide the orgasm, the prostate does which affects the penis.

by Anonymousreply 24309/13/2020

Mea culpa. Yes, an anal orgasm can happen. It’s not just due to the prostate.

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[quote]Women complain that they get unwanted dick pics from men

Women are nuts.

by Anonymousreply 24509/13/2020

I wonder if he’s on the spectrum. He does the hand-grasping thing, he has stated social anxiety and there’s the unusually close relationship with the dog.

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If he is Aspie I wonder if he and Henry would be good together. Aspie Gemini and Aspie Taurus.

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by Anonymousreply 24709/13/2020

I have posted this on DL before but my ex-bf was tasked with getting Chris coke in NYC a decade or so ago through mutual friends, so the coke thing is true

by Anonymousreply 24809/13/2020

Share your exe's deets r248?

by Anonymousreply 24909/13/2020

R247 Henry’s dream come true!

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by Anonymousreply 25009/13/2020

Years ago, I used to stop by a convenience store in Sudbury, MA nearly every morning on my way to work.

The young male cashier usually there was hot as fuck.

That young male was Chris Evans.

by Anonymousreply 25109/13/2020

[quote] [R20] his brother's looks more curved to the right according to the other pics here in the thread.

The angles are different so it's not that easy to tell.

by Anonymousreply 25209/13/2020

He just started his IG account a couple of weeks ago, maybe that was his way to draw more attention to his account and remind people he is on IG now. Lol.

by Anonymousreply 25309/13/2020

Imagine them walking the dogs together

ZOMG SQUEE

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[quote] the unusually close relationship with the dog.

Sounds like you've never had a dog.

by Anonymousreply 25509/13/2020

Aww, Zac Efron hugging dogs. I like him even more now.

by Anonymousreply 25609/13/2020

My God why are people excusing this guy? A dick pic is the most common thing in the age of social media. All these fraus and cleaners coming here, its not his, its his brothers blah blah blah take a hike.

Though fun to speculate this is the most trivial thing ever. No one will care in two days.

by Anonymousreply 25709/13/2020

There are complex conspiracy theories on why the dick isn’t his and it’s all very odd.

I read a whole theory stating that Chris Evans gives his brother access to his social media accounts because no one has done that for a sibling ever.

by Anonymousreply 25809/13/2020

We don’t know whose dick it is. And I don’t even think it’s his phone. I think he posted it through Scott’s phone.

R248 you mean back when he was in his 20s and at the beginning of his Captain America career? Who cares? He was young. Doesn’t mean a decade later and older he’s still doing the same shit. I did a lot of shit in my 20s I don’t do now.

by Anonymousreply 25909/13/2020

[Quote] it’s all very odd.

It's not that odd. The most fervent fangirls tend to worship "purity." A dick pic goes against their fantasies, especially the one about their fave being "lonely," "not able to find the right girl" etc. Basically, they like to think their fave is keeping himself for "the one."

by Anonymousreply 26009/13/2020

[Quote] I did a lot of shit in my 20s I don’t do now.

I bet you were an annoying fangurl back then too, though.

by Anonymousreply 26109/13/2020

No matter how long it is or is not, it looks nice ‘n girthy, good for suckin’, and the kind of appendage that should land a guy with a good body and a blandly handsome face a leading role in a major comic book movie franchise.

by Anonymousreply 26209/13/2020

Incredibly, no one has documented this major milestone for posterity on his Wikipedia page.

by Anonymousreply 26309/13/2020

Someone like him can easily make an error like that. Maybe he didn’t even realize at the end of the video you see that.

by Anonymousreply 26409/13/2020

Evans looks so... pandering to fraudom in that pic at r254. At least Cavill doesn't aim for cutesy.

by Anonymousreply 26509/13/2020

Chris Evans isn't cocky at all, he's actually very insecure and retiring, and he isn't straight either.

by Anonymousreply 26609/13/2020

He is straight.

by Anonymousreply 26709/13/2020

[quote] Incredibly, no one has documented this major milestone for posterity on his Wikipedia page.

It's probably locked at the moment. They do this sometimes to avoid trolling. It will be there eventually.

[quote] He is straight.

He isn't. He isn't gay either or in the closet.

by Anonymousreply 26809/13/2020

[Quote] he's actually very insecure and retiring

He just hasn't found the right fan.

by Anonymousreply 26909/13/2020

He likes women. Always has. And he doesn’t date women for show.

by Anonymousreply 27009/13/2020

Maybe Minka Kelly or Kelly Slate could confirm if it's really his dick.....otherwise, we'll never know.

by Anonymousreply 27109/13/2020

[Quote] he doesn’t date women for show.

Quite.

by Anonymousreply 27209/13/2020

Surfer Kelly Slater has had Chris?

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[Quote] otherwise, we'll never know.

Most of us are satisfied that it's his dick. But keep trying to sew those seeds of doubt. You might get somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 27409/13/2020

R273, No, but he was fucking Pamela Anderson for a while.

by Anonymousreply 27509/13/2020

[quote] We don’t know whose dick it is. And I don’t even think it’s his phone. I think he posted it through Scott’s phone.

Sure blame the gay brother. If its a dick can't possibly be from him, right? The saint, the pure, the best

You're a terrible cleaner. Do better.

by Anonymousreply 27609/13/2020

ha! his name is at the top.

by Anonymousreply 27709/13/2020

It’s unlikely Scott Evans would have all the other photos in his gallery be of Chris

by Anonymousreply 27809/13/2020

Maybe Scott made the “GUARD THAT PUSSY” meme and sent it to Chris as a warning that Scott was coming to destroy his ass.

by Anonymousreply 27909/13/2020

You guys usually have dick pics of your siblings on your phone? I guess unless his lover sent this to him, we can assume it's his dick.

Imagine he let the homely Jenny Slate suck and ride that cock.

by Anonymousreply 28009/13/2020

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 28109/13/2020

I have two brothers and if I ever saw their cocks I would probably throw up.

by Anonymousreply 28209/13/2020

Are you a woman, r282?

by Anonymousreply 28309/13/2020

R282 Does that mean they blindfold you before they spit roast you?

by Anonymousreply 28409/13/2020

R283 no. He sounds sane. No sane human wants to have sex with their sibling.

Then you all wonder why...

by Anonymousreply 28509/13/2020

[Quote] no. He sounds sane. No sane human wants to have sex with their sibling.

[Quote] Then you all wonder why...

Who said seeing your sibling's cock means you want to have sex with them? You can tell the fatties of DL never work out with a buddy (or solo...).

by Anonymousreply 28609/13/2020

R286 go upthread. Many have said just that.

by Anonymousreply 28709/13/2020

R286 Having gotten a glimpse at a sibling’s body and keeping a picture of his (at least semi) erect penis on one’s phone are pretty different...

by Anonymousreply 28809/13/2020

Why are you even engaging anyone who suggests it's Scott's penis? Trolls don't need to be given the time of day.

by Anonymousreply 28909/13/2020

[quote]have posted this on DL before but my ex-bf was tasked with getting Chris coke in NYC a decade or so ago through mutual friends, so the coke thing is true

Wait, he's a user? I didn't know that. And his brother too? What are the details exactly?

by Anonymousreply 29009/13/2020

R290 WAS. Like all celebs.

Unless you’re replying to yourself like you tend to do.

by Anonymousreply 29109/13/2020

Was off social media for the day yesterday.

So.

What’d I miss?

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I think the fact that Scott just posted this instead of admitting it was his (like some people want to claim for some weird reason) confirms that it was Chris' dick.

by Anonymousreply 29309/13/2020

R293, I totally agree.

by Anonymousreply 29409/13/2020

His cock is thick BUT short. It needs some length.

by Anonymousreply 29509/13/2020

Lightened version of the dick pic

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R126 a poster in one of DL gossip threads claims that Chris really likes darker skin women of color but was allegedly told by his agents and others that it wouldn't be a good look for him or his career to be seen out with those types of women.

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R297 that sounds like a LSA fever dream

by Anonymousreply 29809/13/2020

Chris likes ALL women. That person didn’t say he likes “darker” women (who speaks like that?), but said he was into all types of ethnic women. He likes black women, Hispanic women etc. but was told to only date white women by his people and Disney, after he got Captain America.

David Duke attacked him on twitter for dating everyone but White women.

by Anonymousreply 29909/13/2020

Here's the thread and relevant responses:

[quote]I thought it was pretty well known that Chris Evans likes black women but he has still has never dated one that he’d take out in public as much as he did Jenny Slate.

[quote]you all must have missed all the nasty comments Jenny Slate received for dating him. Many white people attacking her for being a Jew dating him. Even David Duke attacked him for dating her, so imagine if he dated a black woman publicly? It would be even worse for that woman.

[quote]He likes all women. He doesn’t date a specific race. He dates women of all races and colors. I know it’s hard for old DLers to grasp, but many people out there are open to dating different types of people. Or look for qualities that have nothing to do with race.

and what David Duke said in 2017 was

[quote]Why does Chris Evans, who plays the Jewish inspired super hero, Captain America, hate the women of his people so much? #WhiteGenocide

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by Anonymousreply 30009/13/2020

I thought Scott's Twitter post was very funny and clever. That along with Mark Ruffalo's comment really does suggest that the pic was of Chris' dick

by Anonymousreply 30109/13/2020

Wow that’s some pro color correcting at r296

by Anonymousreply 30209/13/2020

I actually saw Chris and a black chick doing some serious making out in the parking garage at The Grove. I don't know anything about him dating them exclusively or being told not to date them, but he sure as hell wasn't hiding it. I later saw them in the Apple Store and again at Barnes and Noble.

by Anonymousreply 30309/13/2020

R296 I'm looking forward to his forthcoming releases!

by Anonymousreply 30409/13/2020

R296, Thanks for the clearer image. Some of the shaft is still beneath the leg of his shorts. If released, we would see the true length of Chris' cock.

That is a beautiful piece of meat.

by Anonymousreply 30509/13/2020

[quote]I actually saw Chris and a black chick doing some serious making out in the parking garage at The Grove. I don't know anything about him dating them exclusively or being told not to date them, but he sure as hell wasn't hiding it. I later saw them in the Apple Store and again at Barnes and Noble.

You saw them in THREE places? You are either paparazzi or a stalker.

by Anonymousreply 30609/13/2020

R303 he doesn’t date anyone exclusively. He likes WOMEN. Like many men I know, they are open to different women if they’re attracted to them.

by Anonymousreply 30709/13/2020

He is a typical bipolar Gemini and as such bisexuality is not out of the picture.

by Anonymousreply 30809/13/2020

HE IS NOT INTO MEN. Accept it.

by Anonymousreply 30909/13/2020

Black Hysterical lesbo alert at r309

by Anonymousreply 31009/13/2020

Yeah, the Chris loves black women, but can't be seen with them sounds more like fantasy than reality. Plus him having a secret biracial daughter.?! Lol Not to say he wouldn't hook up with black women, but if that was his preference why would he have to hide it? It never hurt Deniro's career and I doubt Disney has any say in his dating life. The ladies of color who worship him went into a meltdown when he was photographed with Lily James, I don't think it was about his Covid traveling either. If it was some black actress they would have been creaming themselves. He's 99.9% going to end up with a white or Latina woman either way.

by Anonymousreply 31109/13/2020

[quote]You saw them in THREE places? You are either paparazzi or a stalker.

Yes. I guess we arrived at the same time. I'm surprised he didn't valet though. Any way, I saw them in 3 different places. I thought it was weird, too, that we were going to the same stores. They were only making out in the garage. I didn't recognize her. But they both seemed to be having fun.

by Anonymousreply 31209/13/2020

The daughter part is a lie. Him liking women who aren’t just white is true.

by Anonymousreply 31309/13/2020

Great thread!!

Sad that Chris Evans has to hide the fact he digs black chicks. This is 2020, not 1940.

Personally, I'd love to see him star in a movie where he's in a gay interracial relationship.

HOT!

by Anonymousreply 31409/13/2020

He likes ALL women. Not just black chicks

by Anonymousreply 31509/13/2020

Did someone say he didn't?

by Anonymousreply 31609/13/2020

You keep on about black black black. He likes different types. Jenny Slate is the perfect example of that

by Anonymousreply 31709/13/2020

Chris and Henry and their doggies

I’m not saying it could happen, I’m just saying it would be nice if it did

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by Anonymousreply 31809/13/2020

R317, see R297.

Jenny Slate isn't a raving beauty, but she is still white.

by Anonymousreply 31909/13/2020

Chris has been secretly dating Lizo and he’s fixing to propose.

by Anonymousreply 32009/13/2020

Slate is a JEW

by Anonymousreply 32109/13/2020

How the hell does Jenny Slate get all those good looking guys. Evans and Hamm!

HOW??

by Anonymousreply 32209/13/2020

The Evans brothers are awfully close. It wouldn't surprise me if Chris has Scott's dick pic in his phone.

by Anonymousreply 32309/13/2020

In case uneducated goons like r319 don’t know, being a Jew automatically makes you impure and now white.

by Anonymousreply 32409/13/2020

Do some of you not know siblings who are close? I don’t get it. It’s very common.

by Anonymousreply 32509/13/2020

I could see Chris hooking his brother up with some of his dick pics to give him a little cache with the other gays, he’s a good bro and cool dude.

by Anonymousreply 32609/13/2020

R296 He really has a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 32709/13/2020

Let's just call him Girth Evans.

by Anonymousreply 32809/13/2020

I hate the women at LSA. They have such low self-esteem they don't even know they're making black women look pathetic with this petty thirst for a white man's attention. No one wants anyone that desperate.

by Anonymousreply 32909/13/2020

R329 what are you going on about?

by Anonymousreply 33009/13/2020

According to LSA, Chris Evans has a half black offspring that he hides from the world.

by Anonymousreply 33109/13/2020

R321/R324 - We are not talking Nazi Germany here, idiot. We are talking surface level based on what you see, and I don't see Jenny Slate as anything other than white. Would you know Natalie Portman or Scarlett Johansson were Jewish if they didn't state that? It's only the dimwits on DL that don't consider Jews to be white. Every Jewish person I know considers themselves to be white.

So, yes, Slate is Jewish, but she is still white and fits perfectly to what seems to be his type based on his dating history I just looked up. White, brunettes seems to be his thing... Jessica Biel, Minka Kelly, Lily Collins (half Jewish, btw). Your desperation is sad.

by Anonymousreply 33209/13/2020

[quote]I could see Chris hooking his brother up with some of his dick pics to give him a little cache with the other gays, he’s a good bro and cool dude.

Normal brothers do not show each other their dicks, esp. well into adulthood. If I saw my brother's dick I would be sick.

JFC some of you are disgustin.

by Anonymousreply 33309/13/2020

R332 in America, if you’re a Jew, you aren’t considered white. It’s always been that way.

by Anonymousreply 33409/13/2020

[quote]don't see Jenny Slate as anything other than white. Would you know Natalie Portman or Scarlett Johansson were Jewish if they didn't state that?

Jenny Slate is very Semitic-looking. Portman and Johansson look Northern European.

by Anonymousreply 33509/13/2020

I have two brothers and have NO fucking interests seeing my brothers’ nude. The idea already make me sick. Fuck some of sick twisted mind scumbags here.

by Anonymousreply 33609/13/2020

There's no difference between Jenny Slate and this titty model. None! (Another pic of Chris looking homely.)

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[quote][R329] what are you going on about?

r297, r303, r311, r314 are obviously from LSA.

by Anonymousreply 33809/13/2020

No. No one here is from LSA. I know it’s hard for you to understand not all white people are bigots, but that is true.

Slate is not white.

by Anonymousreply 33909/13/2020

His cock is very underwhelming. Yeah, he’s got girth but that’s it.

His cock looks like Danny Devito.

by Anonymousreply 34009/13/2020

R338, I am R311, not the others and I actually agree with your post at R329 and am not from LSA. So not sure what you're going on about.

by Anonymousreply 34109/13/2020

R336 is Poo Shoes or some equivalent crazy straight woman cunt

by Anonymousreply 34209/13/2020

Mistake, r341. I meant another post. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 34309/13/2020

I’m confused as to how he didn’t notice it! 😅

by Anonymousreply 34409/13/2020

possibly the image of one's penis is so common and every day to someone that they no longer notice it appearing

by Anonymousreply 34509/13/2020

It’s not a white mans penish

by Anonymousreply 34609/13/2020

It’s Lizzo’s clitoris, Lisha

by Anonymousreply 34709/13/2020

Maybe the b/w made it not register for him.

by Anonymousreply 34809/13/2020

R318 Ha! Henry wishes!

by Anonymousreply 34909/13/2020

LSA is full of crazy lunatic fraus and they're obsessed with Chris Evans and his girlfriends. His ex-gf Minka Kelly is currently dating Trevor Noah and these lunatics filled 30 pages discussing why a half black dude dates a white woman and called Minka Kelly a ho for having dated LESS than 10 men at age 40. I mean she's basically a virgin in gay world with that dating history. Many of my gay friends often "date" 10 men a month. The chick is hot as fuck and scored some of the hottest dick in Hollywood, but these jealous bitches at LSA don't like to share.

by Anonymousreply 35009/13/2020

He looks dreadful at r318. He could play Martin Short's Jiminy Glick character with not too much padding required.

by Anonymousreply 35109/13/2020

r350

That isn't much different than DLers disparaging the women on the arm of their fantasy faves.

by Anonymousreply 35209/13/2020

I have never once been to LSA, but it sounds like they are just the flip side of DL. To call them out for filling 30 pages of discussion on a bunch of nothingness is to live in the most transparent glass house of all.

by Anonymousreply 35309/13/2020

LSA is a place where they shit talk and pretend to support black women. DL is a place where we shit talk and pretend to support gay men.

by Anonymousreply 35409/13/2020

lmao @ r340

by Anonymousreply 35509/13/2020

[quote]LSA is full of crazy lunatic fraus and they're obsessed with Chris Evans and his girlfriends.

I'm looking at Chris Evans' whosdatedwho page and he has 14 women there. All, but the 7th (right in the middle) are white women. Yet insecure turned this one brief relationship in 2011 with a black woman to a myth about Chris Evans preferring black women and his PR handlers have warned him against dating another in public. These women have zero pride or respect for themselves and they don't know that is what makes them unattractive to most men.

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I think Jenny Slate keeps being brought up because it shows he will date some unconventionally attractive women, which shows he basically likes a variety. No one would be blinking an eye if he dated Scarlett or Natalie but when he dated Jenny people were scratching their heads a little. She’s got the kind of body straight men seem to like though and I find her funny. He’s single and dating around so why not try a little of everything.

Really appreciate the color corrected pic up above. That is a beautiful dick

by Anonymousreply 35709/13/2020

I would like to thank Datalounge, Chris and complicated modern technology for a nice distraction this weekend from all the Trump bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 35809/13/2020

I can’t believe a snapshot of a dick head has promoted such an intensive investigation into and speculation about some dude’s personal life. Not one of us with a smartphone has not ever taken a dick pic. The way this has sprawled out is really fantastical.

by Anonymousreply 35909/13/2020

^^^Someone missed their nap this afternoon.

by Anonymousreply 36009/13/2020

[Quote]I can’t believe a snapshot of a dick head has promoted such an intensive investigation into and speculation about some dude’s personal life.

Dude, are you new here? Speculating about people's personal lives is basically all we do here.

by Anonymousreply 36109/13/2020

R339 shut up fat Edwin, we hate you here.

by Anonymousreply 36209/13/2020

Chris on his free time. Lol.

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Typical body dysmorphic DLer at r351, fat shaming Captain America. He's wearing a jacket in that photo, you half-wit.

by Anonymousreply 36409/13/2020

What is some of you losers obsession with LSA? They literally never ever mention DL but they are always mentioned here.

PS to the fool who keeps on bringing up LSA as all black and DL as all white, get over yourself.

by Anonymousreply 36509/13/2020

[quote] 2011 with a black woman to a myth about Chris Evans preferring black women

Oh, goodness. No. It's because of that, people posting their first hand accounts of seeing things like R303 just did and that video of him giving a black girl his number taken by a pap when he was leaving someplace.

I think he just likes women but he's never had a long term public relationship with a black woman he has dated.

by Anonymousreply 36609/13/2020

I always think about the backlash Rob Pattinson had when he came out dating that black woman a few years ago. His fans were writing death threats and being vicious. And that was from twilight. Imagine Captain America dating a Black woman openly. Some racists would lose it.

by Anonymousreply 36709/13/2020

R367 that’s just twilight crazies who think he’s still secretly with Kristen. They also go after her girlfriends.

by Anonymousreply 36809/13/2020

Not interested in Lily James’ sloppy seconds.

by Anonymousreply 36909/13/2020

[quote]What is some of you losers obsession with LSA? They literally never ever mention DL but they are always mentioned here.

Other than being wrong on both counts (LSA swipes a lot of gossip from here), DLers haven't invaded LSA the way they infest this site. This thread alone is proof. Again, the insecure black women seeking affirmation from a white celebrity aren't doing themselves any favors.

by Anonymousreply 37009/13/2020

R370 they aren’t the ones who said he’s into black women as well as others. He is. Why does that bother you?

by Anonymousreply 37109/13/2020

Chris Evans likes all women. He always has. I dont know why this would bother anyone other than them being racist.

r370 he loves women. Race isnt a factor. Why does that bother you? You mad he is not into old decrepit fags?

by Anonymousreply 37209/13/2020

I'm only bothered when something that isn't true is posted (check his dating history, he likes all women). As well as suffering second-hand embarrassment for these desperate, pathetic women.

by Anonymousreply 37309/13/2020

He likes ALL women. That’s been said nonstop r373

by Anonymousreply 37409/13/2020

[quote]Why does that bother you? You mad he is not into old decrepit fags?

r372. I'm also r190. Surely you must be exhausted being wrong so many times.

by Anonymousreply 37509/13/2020

R375 I am not r372 but he likes all women. Doesn’t like men. Quit your made up bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 37609/13/2020

R370 That idiot you are replying to is the dumbest piece of shit on this site, Edwin the tik tok troll...look at it’s post history it’s Whos who of dumb shit.

by Anonymousreply 37709/13/2020

R372 There goes Edwin on his sock puppet account calling dataloungers “ fags” and “losers” when he does shit like this and looks like this. HE is the fucking worst!

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r377 No, i am not Edwin, but of course you need to find a new thread to try and derail. You have too much time on your hands faggo.

by Anonymousreply 37909/13/2020

R376 Chris does not like men, take your own advice Edwin and stop making threads about how you want him to make you pregnant!

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by Anonymousreply 38009/13/2020

R379 YOU are him dumbass you always come to his rescue , and post in all his threads, You think we are stupid?

by Anonymousreply 38109/13/2020

perfect Boston cock.

by Anonymousreply 38209/13/2020

Omg. I am so sick and bored of this psycho piece of shit, trying to destroy yet another ongoing thread. No, I am not edwin r382. Please seek medical help. You continue to do the same shit all over this site.

by Anonymousreply 38309/13/2020

R383 I will coninue to call you out and derail your stupid Threads Edwin and your disgusting homophobic comments. I don’t give a fuck, everyone needs to know what a piece of shit, you are!

by Anonymousreply 38409/13/2020

A guy at LPSG is claiming he got a 12 hour ban from Twitter for posting the pic. Some but not all pics have been taken down. Since Twitter obviously doesn't censor porn it's starting to sound it really was Chris's cock in the pic.

by Anonymousreply 38509/13/2020

r384 I am not edwin, and in the process of your "mission" all you have done is expose yourself.

- You catfished Harrison while blaming "edwin" for it.

- You claim "edwin" makes racial attacks on white people and then in the next sentence claim he is in love with white men

- You claim "edwin" makes anti-gay slurs when he is openly gay himself

- You claim "edwin" is accounted for over 50% of the threads on this site

- You claim "edwin" has tons of sock accounts when it was proven you do. Do we need to reopen that can of worms from the other threads?

- You claim to hate "edwin" yet are always obsessing over him, speaking about him, accusing everyone of being him (me included) and are always all over his social media apparently. Why do you have so many screenshots of this man? Do you think you are helping your argument?

- Worst of all is you ran and snitched to Harrison. You screeched it was "edwin" but the screenshots proved it was you. We did not mind you on here until you did that. You are a liability, and need to get the fuck off our site.

by Anonymousreply 38609/13/2020

Don't you crazy people know you can get free psych meds at the county health clinic?

by Anonymousreply 38709/13/2020

R387 Edwin is a lost cause

by Anonymousreply 38809/13/2020

R386 You are Edwin, you fat pyscho. You think the smart people of datalounge can’t figure out that no sane person would go out of their way to defend that fat loser on multiple threads as much as you do!!!

by Anonymousreply 38909/13/2020

R387 it’s insane.

I was on the phone with a coworker about something, hung up, went to make something to eat, came back and see my name suddenly all over this thread. It’s sickening we can no longer have a thread without that psycho all over them.

by Anonymousreply 39009/13/2020

I always loved those photos of Evans leaving a party with Christina Ricci - they looked super wasted and were clearly off to fuck their brains out

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R390 Nice try Edwin , yoh were on your phone on your sock account defending yourself, grasping at straws and making up lies. Everone knows you catfished Harrison and are the NativeNyer and Pinkhole accounts and the account @r386 and the OP. Your time of spamming this site with your multiple accounts and dumb bullshit and lies is over fat puta!

by Anonymousreply 39209/13/2020

R391 I would love to see him at a party. Bet he’s wild

by Anonymousreply 39309/13/2020

Looks like she's dragging him home at R391 to have her some of his fat, hot cock. Smart woman!

by Anonymousreply 39409/13/2020

Everybody [bold]HATES[/bold] you and your constant quest to shut down threads because you're an insane, slobbering cunt R384.

Please F&F so this person gets banned.

by Anonymousreply 39509/13/2020

R395 hes had over 10 accounts red tagged. He keeps making tons of new ones.

by Anonymousreply 39609/13/2020

I want to put it in my mouth.

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*If you block R384 - go and take a look at all the crazy posts made on various threads all over DL.

That's some next level, white padded room standard insanity going around trying to shut all sorts of threads down. There are other trolls R384 stalks too. Scary. He should be permanently banned from DL.

by Anonymousreply 39809/13/2020

I blocked him R396. Half the thread immediately disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 39909/13/2020

Doesn’t matter how many accounts get red tagged, he always has a bunch of backups.

Muriel should ban his IP as a whole. Other sites, like LPSG, do that. You literally can’t even make a new account once banned. This site is outdated.

by Anonymousreply 40009/13/2020

I hope Chris is laughing about this and not kicking himself

by Anonymousreply 40109/13/2020

The lengths people go to deny reality never cease to amaze me. Its a dick pic, its on his phone. I saw my brothers junks all the time, we showered together at clubs, at our vacation summer house, etc, its very natural for people with a healthy relationship with their family.

You sound like fraus denying the homosexuality of an actor after you saw a picture of him kissing a guy. It's amusing to say the least. No wonder so many of you marry closet cases and the other half are duped by stupid religious beliefs.

by Anonymousreply 40209/13/2020

R398 and R399 nice try fat puta Edwin. YOU are pathetic and you will be continued to get outed as the insane tik tok troll and catfisher that you are!

R396 Go ahead and cry to Muriel again Edwin, YOU are the one with Multiple accounts here to spam her site with bullshit. I will continue to out you, You are not getting away with taking over this site with your bullshit threads and comments!!

by Anonymousreply 40309/13/2020

Agreed R402. It [bold]IS[/bold] Chris Evans cock. It just is. I've been surprised by the level of idiocy in this thread about the pic being his brothers or a gay lovers cock or whatever other bizarre fantasies have been floated.

Why in the HELL would his idiot brother send him a cock pic?!?

It's Chris's cock. And it's not the end of the world that we've seen his cock either. It's a very nice cock.

by Anonymousreply 40409/13/2020

I know Chris Evans is not straight for reasons I won't discuss here, however I fail to see why another dick pic would show up where it did. It looks like the phones gallery so its only natural it shows videos and pics taken with that phone.

by Anonymousreply 40509/13/2020

[quote]I know Chris Evans is not straight for reasons I won't discuss here...

Of course you do R405. Of course you do...

*eyeroll*

by Anonymousreply 40609/13/2020

Well now I can't find any pics left to see - they've all been deleted? Help someone - I wanna see!

by Anonymousreply 40709/13/2020

R406, maybe not gay the way most gay men are, but actors are all about themselves; he'd probably let a hot androgynous guy with a few feminine qualities give him a blow job.

by Anonymousreply 40809/13/2020

[quote]I know Chris Evans is not straight for reasons I won't discuss here

If you can't discuss it here, where CAN you discuss it?

by Anonymousreply 40909/13/2020

[quote] I saw my brothers junks all the time, we showered together at clubs, at our vacation summer house, etc, its very natural for people with a healthy relationship with their family.

As children, it's fine. But post-puberty it's kind of gross.

by Anonymousreply 41009/13/2020

[quote] Why in the HELL would his idiot brother send him a cock pic?!?

Some people were speculating that the phone in question was Scott's and not Chris's. Or that the bros really are sexually intimate, which although obviously a bit far-fetched is still a possibility since we all know these things happen. However since the pic is now getting take down notices it's starting to seem it really is Captain America's cock. Scott's dick pics have been all over the net for years and he doesn't seem to care.

by Anonymousreply 41109/13/2020

[quote] I saw my brothers junks all the time, we showered together at clubs, at our vacation summer house, etc, its very natural for people with a healthy relationship with their family.

Nothing unsual about nudity between brothers but that doesn't normally include boners or, especially, sending boner pics to the brother's phone.

by Anonymousreply 41209/13/2020

Chris is straight. It’s a dick pic of his dick like most men have.

by Anonymousreply 41309/13/2020

[quote] As children, it's fine. But post-puberty it's kind of gross.

What do you mean? Don't you see people's junks at the gym? It works the same way with brothers. Not long ago I got drunk and high with my brother and his friends and we all measured our dicks with a ruler. Not everyone has a terrible relationship with their family, some of us are close and healthy. Are you a frau? Only a frau would find gross something as silly as seeing a brother's junk or doing stupid shit men do all the time.

by Anonymousreply 41409/13/2020

This is a gay forum, so it's natural we call people gay or bi or not straight. Whats not normal and a clear PR cleaning job, is the assertion of people writing, he's straight with such affirmation.

by Anonymousreply 41509/13/2020

So where do I see the pic?

by Anonymousreply 41609/13/2020

Can we please get back on topic--Chris Evans' DICK!!!!

by Anonymousreply 41709/13/2020

Here it is

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by Anonymousreply 41809/13/2020

[quote]Not long ago I got drunk and high with my brother and his friends and we all measured our dicks with a ruler.

Were you hard?

by Anonymousreply 41909/13/2020

ha they blurred his name at the top. makes you wonder what the blurry video is too.

by Anonymousreply 42009/13/2020

A much better and clearer version was posted at r296.

by Anonymousreply 42109/13/2020

Lmao r414 yes, that is weird. And bullshit.

Guys in HS and college do stupid shit like that, but at your age?! Lmaooo

by Anonymousreply 42209/13/2020

Is it weird that he’s saving memes of himself like Guard That Pussy?

by Anonymousreply 42309/13/2020

Not really. It flatters his ego. And no celebrity is ignorant to the power of viral media.

by Anonymousreply 42409/13/2020

R423, that was more interesting and hysterical than the dick pic.

by Anonymousreply 42509/13/2020

[quote]What do you mean? Don't you see people's junks at the gym? It works the same way with brothers. Not long ago I got drunk and high with my brother and his friends and we all measured our dicks with a ruler. Not everyone has a terrible relationship with their family, some of us are close and healthy. Are you a frau? Only a frau would find gross something as silly as seeing a brother's junk or doing stupid shit men do all the time.

I'm a gay male and what you just described is abnormal behavior amongst adult siblings.

by Anonymousreply 42609/13/2020

Are some of you of the opinon that because you're gay you sexualize every other male you encounter? That's weird as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 42709/13/2020

Or maybe he uses his brother's dick pic to send to women...

by Anonymousreply 42809/13/2020

This is getting a ton of attention because Chris Evans is one celebrity cock people actually want to see.

by Anonymousreply 42909/13/2020

I have two questions :

1. How do people know the Evans brothers are close? Wasn’t there some title of upset when a Chris outed Scott?

2. Why do people keep mentioning drugs when referring to the brothers? Is it serious? Has anyone needed rehab?

by Anonymousreply 43009/13/2020

The Evans brothers are always together.

Scott Evans got busted for coke by the LAPD. He got fired from One Life To Live years ago due to his coke use and partying. He's barely employable in Hollywood, Chris supports him.

Chris's coke use is well-known in LA circles.

by Anonymousreply 43109/13/2020

[Quote]Or maybe he uses his brother's dick pic to send to women...

Why would he do that if he has his own cock right down there in his pants? You think a woman can tell the difference between his or his brother's cock from a dick pic? This makes no sense and is also incredibly creepy to have your brother's dick pic on your phone.

by Anonymousreply 43209/13/2020

R331 so was Evans toothy tile?

Btw I have never seen Chris Evans with armpit hair. Does he shave it?

by Anonymousreply 43309/13/2020

R344 Isn't he new to Instagram? Maybe he didn't know the video would show his alleged gallery at the end?

by Anonymousreply 43409/13/2020

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by Anonymousreply 43509/14/2020

He might as well do a full front scene in a project now.

by Anonymousreply 43609/14/2020

*full frontal

by Anonymousreply 43709/14/2020

If the rest of the Marvel actors really wanted to support Chris, they would all expose peen in solidarity - you know, like an "I'm Spartacus" moment, but with dick pics.

Chris Hemsworth - you're up!

by Anonymousreply 43809/14/2020

How can Chris go on any talk show and not be asked about this?

by Anonymousreply 43909/14/2020

R439 Its a penis.

On a man.

How shocking - even us Brits don't give a shit about this stuff these days.

by Anonymousreply 44009/14/2020

Brits have always given less of a shit about nudity than Americans. There was just a show broadcast on UK TV with erections all round.

by Anonymousreply 44109/14/2020

R441 But I bet they didn't show such a nice mushroom Chris allegedly has on TV.

by Anonymousreply 44209/14/2020

You guys are missing something - that was not a pic - it was a video.

by Anonymousreply 44309/14/2020

Yes, it was a video that kinda switched to his alleged gallery at the end... if it was his phone... But it showed pictures at the end. The grey dick pic didn't have a minute and second marker to indicate that it was a video though if you mean that R443.

Btw I don't really use instagram, so I don't even understand how this would happen and is he still silent about all this except for his brother and mark ruffalo?

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I presume he went live (IG Live) to broadcast the video. He shared his screen with the viewers. I've seen celebrities go through their camera roll upon the request from fans. A fan might ask a question like "Show me the last video in your camera roll."

by Anonymousreply 44509/14/2020

He didn't murder someone. It's a dick pic, and an accidental one at that. No one is going to abandon him and he won't lose any deals because of it.

by Anonymousreply 44609/14/2020

He is going to be a guest on the Tamron Hall show tomorrow. Assuming it’s live my guess is he will bashfully acknowledge it and then it’ll be done

by Anonymousreply 44709/14/2020

[Quote] It's a dick pic, and an accidental one at that. No one is going to abandon him and he won't lose any deals because of it.

What about glamor? Mystique!

by Anonymousreply 44809/14/2020

Is Andrew Gillum going to try to fuck him in the ass in Tamron's green room?

by Anonymousreply 44909/14/2020

I'm sure he's been holed up with PR people working on a proper repsonse to this. It has become a pretty huge thing and clearly he can't just ignore it. Before he goes on interviews and is inevitably asked about it (unless his PR team tells the interviewer that he will not discuss it) he should put out a statement and try to defuse the situation. It really isn't that scandalous - it's almsot commonplace at this point.

by Anonymousreply 45009/14/2020

He has absolutely nothing to promote for months and months which is good for him. He is fortunate that he was not Emmy nominated for Defending Jacob in this respect.

by Anonymousreply 45109/14/2020

If his team getting Twitter to delete the pic/video, I think that tells you that he's not going to laugh it off. He likely won't address it and interviewers will be warned off the subject,.

by Anonymousreply 45209/14/2020

Per IMDB he doesn't even have anything completed coming out so he may not have to go on a talk show for over a year.

by Anonymousreply 45309/14/2020

He's got that news website he's trying to promote. It's on all his social media profiles.

by Anonymousreply 45409/14/2020

Was Tyler Posey asked about his cock leaks in interviews?

by Anonymousreply 45509/14/2020

Yes, this is some bad timing for his project "A Starting Point". He was having several interviews a week with politicians and talk shows hosts. Best he can do at this point is just laugh it off and move on. I think his brother's reaction was perfect. We here at DL obviously don't give a shit about a dick pic, but I wonder if his clean all American image will take a hit.

by Anonymousreply 45609/14/2020

Hasn't there been mumblings about him moving into politics? I can't see it if he has trouble doing interviews.

by Anonymousreply 45709/14/2020

Given that most of the other pictures on his phone appear to be pictures of himself he found on the internet, I find it hard to believe someone so self obsessed would abandon show business.

by Anonymousreply 45809/14/2020

[quote]Was Tyler Posey asked about his cock leaks in interviews?

Nobody knows who Tyler Posey is. Chris Evans is a major star. That's why this is big news.

by Anonymousreply 45909/14/2020

Fight, fight, fight! Captain America vs. Teen Wolf! With the winner topping!

by Anonymousreply 46009/14/2020

Captain America/Marvel is a major star. Chris Evans was just along for the ride.

by Anonymousreply 46109/14/2020

R455 no, neither were Ryan or Cody.

by Anonymousreply 46209/14/2020

r461 Chris Evans is well-known to the general public. That's a star.

by Anonymousreply 46309/14/2020

If you need a PR team to work on a response (why?) because someone saw a pic of your dick, you deserve to be shamed. What a non issue and a crybaby if he doesn't laugh it off. Given Scott's response, I think they will make light of it all.

by Anonymousreply 46409/14/2020

No - I meant the dick thumbnail it was a video - the thumbnails were all videos.

by Anonymousreply 46509/14/2020

Id rather have Aaron Carter

by Anonymousreply 46609/14/2020

It is big news also because people associate the actor to his goody-two-shoes character Captain America.

On one hand, he has this image of bein shy and always trying to act dignified. So this is embarrasing for him . On the other hand, he was also in Not Another Teen Movie, with a banana in the ass. So he has a sense of humour and probably doesn't take himself too seriously. He will survive.

As far as I an concerned, he did his best to keep the Nation's moral up this week end. I am greateful.

by Anonymousreply 46709/14/2020

Isn't it just as likely that it's his brother's phone? There is a cap of his bro and his bro has a history of dick pix.

by Anonymousreply 46809/14/2020

[quote]I am greateful.

Oh, deer.

by Anonymousreply 46909/14/2020

So grateful, I'm losing my English.

by Anonymousreply 47009/14/2020

I think R402 sums it up quite nicely. I can never get used to the bizarre ritual here of fraus/trolls spamming any thread speculating about a public figure’s sexuality. Apparently there are no geigh/bi major celebrities. This crowd also believes no one is bisexual and that Alfred Kinsey was an interior designer. Lol & smfh

by Anonymousreply 47109/14/2020

Why on God's green earth does he think he can get into politics? Did he graduate from college?

by Anonymousreply 47209/14/2020

Well, R472, if Trump and all these other wrestlers, bodybbuildera could do it, why not him ?

by Anonymousreply 47309/14/2020

He doesn't think he can get into politics. He has no plans to get into politics, per him. It's laughable given that he won't even host SNL because of "torture factor". He's a mess in front of a live audience other than when he's acting. He barely makes it through the comic cons in front of the large audiences. Read up the page. Several accounts of his film premier appearances turning into a train wrecks. And he certainly doesn't need the money.

by Anonymousreply 47409/14/2020

Spray it all over my face Chris! I'm hungry!

by Anonymousreply 47509/14/2020

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that there's probably a bit of schadenfreude which elevated this faux-pas. Evans is yes by all accounts a very nice man but he has also pushed the goody-two shoes image himself as well as made quite a few comments that have come off as uppity. Being someone is his position and saying you're bored of acting and want to quit acting is a big FU to the many people struggling to achieve their acting dreams in Hollywood, especially coming from someone like him who does not have the reputation of being a great acting talent and had his career launched solely on his looks. So having him accidentally share not only his dick pic but also his phone gallery which shows he's as shallow and self-obsessed as anyone in Hollywood, was probably satisfying to more than a few people. I mean who doesn't love watching a "You ARE a whore, Darlin" moment happen in real time?

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[quote]Being someone is his position and saying you're bored of acting and want to quit acting is a big FU to the many people struggling to achieve their acting dreams in Hollywood, especially coming from someone like him who does not have the reputation of being a great acting talent and had his career launched solely on his looks.

And being pushed into the business by a crazed stage mother who has an unhealthy attachment to her son.

by Anonymousreply 47709/14/2020

Mama Evans is gonna be a real pain in the dick when some lucky guy or girl finally ropes him in good. There will be three people in that relationship without a doubt.

by Anonymousreply 47809/14/2020

Mama Evans is the epitome of an insufferable, overbearing Italian mama. Well, at least with Chris. Not so much with Scott or the two fat homely daughters.

by Anonymousreply 47909/14/2020

[quote]There was just a show broadcast on UK TV with erections all round.

Link please!

by Anonymousreply 48009/14/2020

[quote]People too quickly concluded that that is his cock. I have cock pics on my phone too and they are not mine. The question should be asked is if it IS really his dick or from his fling whose dick he wants to suck on.

by Anonymousreply 48109/14/2020

Who are these freaks who think brothers send each other their dick pics?

by Anonymousreply 48209/14/2020

[Quote] Why on God's green earth does he think he can get into politics? Did he graduate from college?

Maybe Arnie was an inspiration. The Rock has similar rumours.

by Anonymousreply 48309/14/2020

[Quote]Being someone is his position and saying you're bored of acting and want to quit acting is a big FU to the many people struggling to achieve their acting dreams in Hollywood

I would be bored too if I had a contract with Marvel and had to shoot ridiculous superhero movie after ridiculous superhero movie for more than 10 years. These movies make a lot of money, but "acting" in them is no fun and boring as hell.

by Anonymousreply 48409/14/2020

If only those poor actors were paid millions of dollars to compensate them for their boredom!

Oh wait! They are!

by Anonymousreply 48509/14/2020

Chris Evans is hot but Captain America is the only role I enjoyed seeing him in. He's dull as dishwater otherwise, even with his pretty face. He was absolutely perfect as Captain America and tbh I was slightly pissed off myself when he started dissing the role, and I'm not even a Marvel fanboy.

BTW, I vaguely remember him walking back his goodbyes to Marvel leaving it open to return to the role, although Endgame obviously already gave him a proper send-off.

by Anonymousreply 48609/14/2020

479 she is HALF Italian and half Irish.

by Anonymousreply 48709/14/2020

So what if she is r487 she's still the stereotype of a domineering overbearing Italian mama.

by Anonymousreply 48809/14/2020

A response from the man himself.

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(R489) I love this man!!! Shut up half the people on this thread with the “it’s not him” mess.

by Anonymousreply 49009/14/2020

Chris just won the internet

by Anonymousreply 49109/14/2020

It's a lovely dick. He has nothing to be ashamed of.

by Anonymousreply 49209/14/2020

Work a nude scene into the new movie and say you where goofing off with the stunt dick you were going to wear.

by Anonymousreply 49309/14/2020

Now he doesn't need to be so shy in movies and needs to get a part in a art film where he can show us the goods. Bonus points if it's a gay role.

by Anonymousreply 49409/14/2020

He got almost completely naked in not another teen movie.

by Anonymousreply 49509/14/2020

No he didn't. He was covered in cream or some substitute.

by Anonymousreply 49609/14/2020

Perhaps all this publicity for Chris Evans will encourage Jon Hamm to unzip and let us see his cock unwrapped.

by Anonymousreply 49709/14/2020

[quote]I love this man!!! Shut up half the people on this thread with the “it’s not him” mess.

Because if it’s actually not him he would come out and say it’s another man’s dick? Captain America would never lie, right?

God, I can’t with just how stupid people are nowadays.

by Anonymousreply 49809/14/2020

He hasn't said either way so where's the lie?

by Anonymousreply 49909/14/2020

And if it isn’t him, saying it would be a coming out and effectively torpedo his career.

by Anonymousreply 50009/14/2020

Confirming or denying being the owner of the pic opens up a pandora's box either way.

by Anonymousreply 50109/14/2020

Pretty much r500. Straight guys don't have pics of other guys' dicks on their phones.

by Anonymousreply 50209/14/2020

I see it in the screen grab, it looks pretty good to me!

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Tee hee 😂

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by Anonymousreply 50409/14/2020

[quote]God, I can’t with just how stupid people are nowadays.

I can't believe he could:

- Post it on his own instagram.

- Have his brother and costars make fun of the fact that he did it.

- Have the photo YANKED from every place posting it.

- Encourage people to vote while implying he made a mistake and posted it.

and yet people are still pulling a, "Who you gonna believe! Me or your lying eyes!" over this.

It's stupid for people to "write themselves into a corner" and create a situation where nothing you see is real, nothing he says is real, facts don't matter & nothing anyone is saying or doing is at all what they're really saying and doing.

This isn't a damn philosophy class: Chris Evans posted his dick to Instagram stories by accident. There doesn't need to be any more than that.

by Anonymousreply 50509/14/2020

^ Maybe. But also just as likely it isn’t his dick. I have a couple of nudes in my camera roll and none of them is me.

by Anonymousreply 50609/14/2020

r506 straight dudes don't have pics of other dudes' dicks on their phones.

by Anonymousreply 50709/14/2020

The fact that he spoke about taking dick pics in an interview a few years ago tells me it's most likely him. It's also the most obvious out of all these theories thrown out.

by Anonymousreply 50809/14/2020

Well, that's the implication: Chris Evans is not straight.

If he's not, I don't think there would be a solitary still in his camera roll of someone's dick.

by Anonymousreply 50909/14/2020

Have any of you sent or received a monochrome shot/vid of a hard dick? I know I haven't. Gay men can be faux arty as anyone but we send dick pics in full color.

by Anonymousreply 51009/14/2020

Exactly r507. Which is why you should have read r501.

by Anonymousreply 51109/14/2020

R510 I still think the monochrome filter was there so in case the picture spreads around he could claim that it isn't him because the filter hides a lot of details. Unfortunately for him, the photo was seen on his camera roll on instagram.

Maybe that picture was for someone and in case that someone would have shared it around on the internet, it would have at least been harder to prove who actually is on the photograph with all the details lost due to the black and white filter.

Btw.. is there a software that reverses monochrome?

by Anonymousreply 51209/15/2020

black & white = classy or artsy.

I could imagine that the dick sharer wants to look less sleazy when sharing them. Like, he put more thought and effort into it than a quick snap and send.

by Anonymousreply 51309/15/2020

[Quote] Maybe that picture was for someone and in case that someone would have shared it around on the internet, it would have at least been harder to prove who actually is on the photograph with all the details lost due to the black and white filter.

What kind of details are you thinking of? Because a caucasian dick is a caucasian dick...

by Anonymousreply 51409/15/2020

The Evans brothers sure have a way of getting people's attention.

by Anonymousreply 51509/15/2020

R514 Skin color can appear ligher or darker though a filter like that. The monochrom filter lets the body hair color appear differently depending on how the filter is used. Glans color. The colors of the room which could give away from where this picture was taken. The color of the underwear. Maybe he once wore that specific underwear before with a color you would recognize in another picture on the internet? Shadows can appear differently and can change the shape of some body parts slightly. There are lots of things you can hide with such a filter and maybe this filter was used on top of another to hide a wart or something because on Scott's pictures there is a wart on the finger.

by Anonymousreply 51609/15/2020

gawd you are overthinking shit.

by Anonymousreply 51709/15/2020

R517 Yeah ok it's only monochrom because he probably thinks "it" looks prettier that way.

by Anonymousreply 51809/15/2020

could be b&w to hide the herp sores!

by Anonymousreply 51909/15/2020

Great comeback from Chris.

by Anonymousreply 52009/15/2020

Great comeback from Chris.

by Anonymousreply 52109/15/2020

No, it's not a great come back, frau. It's a standard PR response concocted by committee that took days. They'll make it all go away by making light of the flub and pretend it was nothing while he's cursing up a storm behind the scenes.

by Anonymousreply 52209/15/2020

Its just a penis!

by Anonymousreply 52309/15/2020

The pic.was not a video but a photo as it doesn't display a counter as videos do. It's also in color not black and white, all you need to do is use any app to balance it out as it was taken in the dark.

That said, what a storm in a teacup who gives a fuck about a dick pic? This is 2020 not 1945.

by Anonymousreply 52409/15/2020

[quote]It has become a pretty huge thing

That's what she said!

by Anonymousreply 52509/15/2020

[quote] No, it's not a great come back, frau. It's a standard PR response concocted by committee that took days. They'll make it all go away by making light of the flub and pretend it was nothing while he's cursing up a storm behind the scenes.

It was nothing, it's just a fucking picture of his junk or from some guy he's seeing. Why wouldn't he make light of it? What else do you want? A fucking apology? For what?

by Anonymousreply 52609/15/2020

Here a dick, there a dick, everywhere a dick pic.

by Anonymousreply 52709/15/2020

R522 DICK PIC RESPONSE [bold]MARY!

by Anonymousreply 52809/15/2020

He has excellent tumescence & turgidity.

by Anonymousreply 52909/15/2020

Some of you on here are so dumb at times! Stop letting your fantasies interfere with your logic! It’s him!!Chris isn’t gay! His brother is gay he’s just a huge ally to the community! THATS IT! NEWSFLASH straight guys send dick pics to girls ALL THE Time!! Wtf is so hard to understand about that. He just fucked up and didn’t delete it from his camera roll/or hide it. I have 4 straight as hell brothers classic jocks so to say. Guess what they joke about sending dick pics to their girls/wives or xs ALL the time. Stop doing to much folks!

by Anonymousreply 53009/15/2020

Nervous breakdown R530? We don’t claim Chris as gay, chill out. We can joke sometimes tho.

by Anonymousreply 53109/15/2020

[quote]He has excellent tumescence & turgidity.

I like that in a man.

by Anonymousreply 53209/15/2020

He's not too bright. I like that--

by Anonymousreply 53309/15/2020

People need to realize that human beings have public lives and private lives. And yes, believe it or not, most people (male and female) do things in private that might surprise other people if they knew.

by Anonymousreply 53409/15/2020

I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHITE!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 53509/15/2020

R526 Seth Rollins apologized for his leaked nudes.

by Anonymousreply 53609/15/2020

I think Chris' Twitter comment was perfect - no denial, no acknowledgement and a PSA to boot! Excellent!

by Anonymousreply 53709/15/2020

The shame emoji was affirmation.

by Anonymousreply 53809/15/2020

I’m already bored of this. It’s a dick pic.

Wake me up when Chris accidentally tweets a pic of Sebastian Stan riding his dick.

by Anonymousreply 53909/15/2020

Oy ! The young generation ! So blasé. So hard to please !

At R539.

by Anonymousreply 54009/15/2020

Oy ! The young generation ! So blasé. So hard to please !

At R539.

by Anonymousreply 54109/15/2020

R522 : great comeback from his PR team, then.

by Anonymousreply 54209/15/2020

Seriously, the pearl-clutching over this pic is ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 54309/15/2020

That’s average. You can tell a lot of queens haven’t gotten any lately if we’re saying that’s giant.

by Anonymousreply 54409/15/2020

We don't even see the full length of it to tell if it's average. It could be stubby.

by Anonymousreply 54509/15/2020

You can't really tell much about the size since the photo is taken so close. However the head is beautifully shaped, reminds of my own which always gets compliments.

by Anonymousreply 54609/15/2020

Scott's wasn't anything to write home about, as I recall.

by Anonymousreply 54709/15/2020

R547, well if you're only after ten inchers then maybe not but his is probably around 7-8" and looks nice enough.

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by Anonymousreply 54809/15/2020

R185 oh yes it is. I envy those who’ve had the opportunity to swallow that masterpiece.

by Anonymousreply 54909/15/2020

From the man himself!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 55009/15/2020

What is a Tamron, is that a website like TMZ?

by Anonymousreply 55109/15/2020

Chris Evans Talks Penis Pic on the Tamron Hall Show:

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by Anonymousreply 55209/15/2020

Chris Evans Talks Penis Pic on the Tamron Hall Show:

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by Anonymousreply 55309/15/2020

So it's official. It's his photo like many of us suspected from the beginning. Now let's move on

by Anonymousreply 55409/15/2020

He has nothing to promote. The Tamron Hall gig was obviously hastily arranged for PR purposes.

by Anonymousreply 55509/15/2020

^He's been on talk shows multiple times a week these past months promoting his 'Starting Point' project, dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 55609/15/2020

And he just happened to be on Tamron Hall's show out of the blue with no advance r556.

by Anonymousreply 55709/15/2020

JFC are you guys morons? Tamron Hall's been promoting him for 2 weeks, as part of her new season. Google is your friend.

by Anonymousreply 55809/15/2020

I'd sooner see Chris Hemsworth's penis.

by Anonymousreply 55909/15/2020

It was supposed to be later in the season.

by Anonymousreply 56009/15/2020

Per her twitter, he was scheduled by September 4 or 11 days before the big reveal. Just in case you're attempting to make some sort of ridiculous connection. He and Mark Kassen have been and are promoting ASP. This interview was not hastily arranged. The pr response was because of the interview. And additional interviews that took place today at the NSLC convention (for members only).

by Anonymousreply 56109/15/2020

He hasn't gotten more publicity since the Avengers.

by Anonymousreply 56209/15/2020

News to the world! Every man has a penis. They are look alike. Sometimes they get erect, they're supposed to. Nothing would shock me or cause me to call my friends about it. If there is any variety at all, the amount and color of pubic hair and the size of the balls are it. When's the last time anyone wished he could see an actor's balls, or his pubic hair? Given today's modeling standards, pubic hair is acceptable in an image. I wouldn't be surprised if the photographer requested it. Obviously, it doesn't cause guys to shy away, full-nudes either.

by Anonymousreply 56309/15/2020

He set the new standard. Wonder how many more "accidental" dick pics from stars we are going to be seeing now -sure brings mountains of attention

by Anonymousreply 56409/15/2020

Maybe it will start a trend. This has been a huge story and has given Chris more publicity than he's had in awhile.

by Anonymousreply 56509/15/2020

Henry Cavill next then? His career could use a boost.

by Anonymousreply 56609/15/2020

OK, Chris....very well played.

Now I challenge you to present hole!

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by Anonymousreply 56709/15/2020

I loved that he owned it in that interview and didn't lie or come up with a bogus explanation. It was embarrassing, he learned his lesson and hopefully people will move on and not ask him about it on every show.

by Anonymousreply 56809/15/2020

Hollywood Homewreckers for $1000 Alex

by Anonymousreply 56909/15/2020

He has nice legs too. And as we all remember from that movie – that’s Captain America’s ass. We need to see more pictures of that as well.

by Anonymousreply 57009/15/2020

So will this be the big poster on the walls of the girls and gays in college this year?

by Anonymousreply 57109/15/2020

[quote] If there is any variety at all, the amount and color of pubic hair and the size of the balls are it

Uh, you have no idea what you're talking about, do you.

by Anonymousreply 57209/15/2020

[quote]They are look alike.

Nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 57309/16/2020

He's pasty white by his dick is darker. I wonder if he has pink hole or if the pigment is darker as well...

by Anonymousreply 57409/16/2020

but*

by Anonymousreply 57509/16/2020

R574, You need to look at the enhanced/color corrected version of the cock pic.

by Anonymousreply 57609/16/2020

r574 we definitely need hole pics to determine this!

by Anonymousreply 57709/16/2020

His nips are beautifully large and pink. I think his hole must be a nice bright pink.

by Anonymousreply 57809/16/2020

So #guardthatpussy is a thing now. But I don't think anyone knows what it means.

by Anonymousreply 57909/16/2020

I could view this all day.

by Anonymousreply 58009/16/2020

I thought you were a lesbian, Della.

by Anonymousreply 58109/16/2020

No, Della is a stinking frau snatch.

by Anonymousreply 58209/16/2020

[quote]So it's official. It's his photo like many of us suspected from the beginning. Now let's move on

Not to be petty, but he hasn't confirmed or denied anything. You fanfraus are worse than children.

by Anonymousreply 58309/16/2020

Been a few days and this “scandal” so already passé.

by Anonymousreply 58409/16/2020

The Guard That Pussy photo had a real douche bag quality.

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