Chris Evans accidentally IGs screenshot of his phone picture gallery which includes picture of his giant penis
|by Anonymous||reply 585||Last Thursday at 12:29 PM|
I can barely see it.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/12/2020|
Well, it certainly appears to be a picture of someone's giant penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/12/2020|
Trending number one on Twitter now
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/12/2020|
there is nothing in the pic to give size comparison. however, it looks very promising and probably like his brother, studly.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/12/2020|
Does he have “an” Onlyfans?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/12/2020|
Save it! They delete it soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/12/2020|
Please, you can’t even see anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/12/2020|
Here is a longer clip
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/12/2020|
You can see that it’s a big meaty dick. Come on! That’s not nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/12/2020|
That’s his fucking thumb
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/12/2020|
The camera angle makes it look bigger. It's a decent sized dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/12/2020|
Maybe its Chris's trick from last night?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/12/2020|
Yeah, the camera angle and picture quality make it difficult to accurately judge. I need to inspect it person.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/12/2020|
Scott is still as coked up as ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/12/2020|
Very nice cock head definition.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/12/2020|
Perhaps his brother shared a dick picture with Chris? Hmmmm.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/12/2020|
Buh but but but.... it's mutilated!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/12/2020|
I want to know about the soft white lamp video with the outline of someone.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/12/2020|
His brother sent Chris a dick pic because they are going to tag team some bitch who will only say yes if they have man sized equipment.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/12/2020|
I bet Scott has choked on it before.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/12/2020|
[quote]I want to know about the soft white lamp video with the outline of someone.
A fat bitch in a cowgirl position!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/12/2020|
Are you blind, R14?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/12/2020|
A good samartian must hack Chris' icloud.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/12/2020|
A Libra and a Gemini; they’ve definitely fucked, brothers or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/12/2020|
Oh that Chris, ever so generous.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/12/2020|
I also want to suck on his perky pink nips.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/12/2020|
[quote]You can see that it’s a big meaty dick.
I have a sneaking it's not his dick. Looks too big when he's never been a shower in clothes.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/12/2020|
^ *sneaking SUSPICION
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/12/2020|
It looks like Scott's dick head.
I want to eat Scott's load out of Chris's hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/12/2020|
Why would Chris send his brother a dick pic and WOW! Scott is totally blasted.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/12/2020|
Brothers could have similar dicks...dumb-asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/12/2020|
Scott has a perfect cock. His ass was a bit on the flat side if I recall, but that dick is just the right size and shape.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/12/2020|
Why do I get this image in my head that the whole Evans family is getting high together? Like, as a family activity?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/12/2020|
[quote]Brothers could have similar dicks...dumb-asses.
My brother and I have identidicks.
An old boyfriend and his brother have anything but.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/12/2020|
It's not huge. It's standard party size and pretty.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/12/2020|
Scott is Chris cumrag. It was even a joke on the set of The Avengers.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/12/2020|
Scott posted multiple fully nude and erect photos online but then he's supposedly a junkie and therefore likely prone to bad decisions in general.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/12/2020|
i laughed at a lot of the jokes on Twitter and then someone posted that Chris has serious anxiety issues and now I kinda feel guilty.
I hope he just owns this. He's got a nice penis and now the world knows it.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/12/2020|
Is he wearing a cock ring? I looked up his brothers photos. His brother's cock is just like mine. Sometimes you'll see a celeb or porn star who has an identical dick and it's cool.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/12/2020|
Plot twist it’s his brother’s dick pic 😧
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/12/2020|
That's a strange way of dealing with anxiety.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/12/2020|
The pic is easily deniable so he has nothing to worry about, other than why would he have someone else's dick pic on his phone. Hmmm...either way this is messy for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/12/2020|
r46, there are plenty of people suffering from anxiety issues who self-medicate with too much alcohol or drugs. And when drunk or high some make bad decisions.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/12/2020|
[quote]Brothers could have similar dicks...dumb-asses.
Uh, no, you moron twat.
But if it were his brother's dong, it would make this incident even weirder.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/12/2020|
The dick pic is taken from a pretty much same position as the one in the middle of Scott's at R40. Might not mean anything but you never know.
I'm generally not into incest sex but there's no denying when the brothers are hot like these two there's something very erotic about them together. This only works as a fantasy, though, because when I start really thinking real brothers getting it on it gets too weird. One wank site has real brothers wanking together next to each other and I just don't find it sexy at all. It's clear those guys are doing it only for the money since you can tell they really are not into each other.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/12/2020|
That picture of Scott holding his own cum is nasty.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/12/2020|
Oh sordid, tawdry kinkiness!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/12/2020|
I loved him since I watched Not Another Teen Movie on TV as an 11 year old and fell in love again with him in Fantastic Four. He has aged well and I love that he is smart, kind and caring person too instead of being a narcissistic douchebag like most of Hollywood.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/12/2020|
What's the meaning behind the "Gaurd The Pussy" photo?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/12/2020|
I know Chris publicist is having a stroke right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/12/2020|
The head of the dick in the alleged pic is nicer than the one on Scott's dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/12/2020|
The head of the dick in the alleged pic is nicer than the one on Scott's dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/12/2020|
This makes me so happy on a Saturday!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/12/2020|
[quote] I know Chris publicist is having a stroke right now.
Apparently so was Chris.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/12/2020|
thicker than thick
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/12/2020|
What is bad publicity about a handsome movie star having a gorgeous cockhead?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/12/2020|
Chris is so shy about his body; even though it's pretty perfect, he supposedly has it in his contracts not even shirtless scenes are allowed. So yeah, I can see how this is his worst nightmare.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/12/2020|
R63 he was on social media this week showing off a new tattoo on his chest.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/12/2020|
If he was that shy, he would not have dick pics on his phone or chrissakes.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/12/2020|
Maybe Chris likes to show off when he's comfortable. Maybe he just doesn't like to be objectified on screen. Though when he did Not Another Teen Movie and Fantastic Four, he didn't seem to be bothered showing off his goods.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/12/2020|
Both of these Evans brothers are a fucking mess.
Just hot fucking messes.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/12/2020|
Chris showed off when he was 19.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/12/2020|
It's (fragile) ego. He doesn't want to be only valued for his body. He wants to be valued as an *in Phylicia Rashād toned voice* AC-TOR!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/12/2020|
He looks the same at age 19 as he does now.
Either he looked really old at 19, or he looks really good now.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/12/2020|
He played a much cuter and sexier version of Freddie Prinze Jr. in Not Another Teen Movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/12/2020|
His body shot ban in films is more recent. It was BECAUSE of his earlier films that he feels he's above having to be just a hunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/12/2020|
R70 Ironic because most teen films and TV shows hire people clearly in the 20s and even early 30s. But Chris was actually a teen in Not Another Teen Movie and looked like he was in his 20s.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/12/2020|
Wow. I never thought the long sideburns of the 90s would look so dated, but it does.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/12/2020|
Seems like Scott lets his "Anxiety" make a lot of bad decisions for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/12/2020|
I would gargle that.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/12/2020|
I would gargle that.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/12/2020|
“Pussy” is a reference to his brother’s hole. It’s Chris’ property.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/12/2020|
Trolls at R76 and R77.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/12/2020|
Hot (pun intended) in Fantastic Four
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/12/2020|
Scott was surprisingly good in that recent Netflix movie with Augustus Prew. I hope he’s not a junkie.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||09/12/2020|
[quote]he supposedly has it in his contracts not even shirtless scenes are allowed
That was his team. They wanted to change his image so that he wouldn't be seen as just beefcake.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||09/12/2020|
How do we know it was his dick, and not some other guy's?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||09/12/2020|
it's a beautiful cut cock. He was born in the early 80s in the US so it makes sense he'd be cut.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||09/12/2020|
Let's not forget the sexy Flaunt photo shoot by Tony Durand.
No Chris Evans thread is allowed to exist without at least one pic of said photo shoot.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/12/2020|
In Silver Surfer
|by Anonymous||reply 87||09/12/2020|
R79 Not a troll. I DID accidentally double post the comment, but it stands.
I WOULD gargle that.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||09/12/2020|
I want to see his hole and cheeks spread
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/12/2020|
Does he realize he was only casted in Fantastic Four to attract girls and gays just like Jessica Alba was casted to attract guys and lesbians?
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/12/2020|
cast cast cast. there is no casted.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/12/2020|
dirty hindus are casted.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||09/12/2020|
Right, R61! It would be more embarrassing if it did not look good..assuming it is his, of course ;)
|by Anonymous||reply 94||09/12/2020|
Casted? Is this about the dick's shadow it casted in the pic?
|by Anonymous||reply 95||09/12/2020|
Oh, you poor thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||09/12/2020|
This has been in the upper-left corner of my desktop, on five laptops, since 2006. It's nice to open every now and then. Sometimes it takes a turn as a desktop background. Sometimes it's part of a screen saver slideshow.
Today is a happy day.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||09/12/2020|
Too bad that Halloween is canceled. Can you imagine all the costumes Chris could've inspired with this?
|by Anonymous||reply 98||09/12/2020|
He looked gorgeous in Celluar
|by Anonymous||reply 99||09/12/2020|
Celluar. So 2000s
|by Anonymous||reply 100||09/12/2020|
This is the most important event of the year
|by Anonymous||reply 101||09/12/2020|
This is the most dated 2000s movie ever. The flip phone and having Jessica Biel in a movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||09/12/2020|
I find it hot when Chris slips into his native Boston accent when drunk
|by Anonymous||reply 103||09/12/2020|
Chris when was 18 in the short-lived show the Opposite Sex also starring Milo Ventimiglia.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||09/12/2020|
He looks the same now.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||09/12/2020|
R103 He's talked about taking meds before movie premieres and red carpet events so this may not be a drunk!Chris and more like a medicated!Chris.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||09/12/2020|
Those are some nice nipples on Chirs.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/12/2020|
That’s the worst captcha ever. Clearly he is a robot.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/12/2020|
I wish I could teach him the true pleasures of an anal orgasm
|by Anonymous||reply 109||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/12/2020|
People too quickly concluded that that is his cock. My have cock pics on my phone too and they are not mine. The question should be asked is if it IS really his dick or from his fling whose dick he wants to suck on
|by Anonymous||reply 111||09/12/2020|
Old fat ho R110 cares enough to drop by. hahahahahahahah
|by Anonymous||reply 112||09/12/2020|
R110 I care... DEEPLY
|by Anonymous||reply 113||09/12/2020|
Leave it to the sick fucks on DL to make this about incest. Seriously? Grow up. That’s just gross.
Then you all get mad when straights label is bad shit when you guys do shit like this.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||09/12/2020|
R109 your anus can not have an orgasm.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||09/12/2020|
It’s too bad he’s not a better photographer. That dick pic is not sufficient!
|by Anonymous||reply 116||09/12/2020|
It's plenty sufficient for all the heaux he sends it to.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||09/12/2020|
R117 The dick is sufficient. The pic of it could be so much better!
|by Anonymous||reply 118||09/12/2020|
I would like to know who would require a pic of Chris's cock before deciding wether to go fuck him?
|by Anonymous||reply 119||09/12/2020|
So that's what Sebastian Stan was slobbering all over while they were shooting those movies...
|by Anonymous||reply 120||09/12/2020|
"So you want to hand out, have some fun?"
"Well, I dunno. Show me your dick pics. They need to be clear."
|by Anonymous||reply 121||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 122||09/12/2020|
Aren't there some rumors that he lets guys suck his dick when he's high?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||09/12/2020|
R115 Yet you fat puta Edwin thinks you can get “pregnant immediately” by Chris.
Ps. Chris does not want your nasty hairy stink culo! No one does!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||09/12/2020|
R123 Yes, yes there are.
If someone really has posted his nudes, that's a shitty thing to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||09/12/2020|
I don't think that Chris is gay, especially given that his brother is gay.
That said, I don't understand why he so coy about his "dating" life. Why is he so evasive?
|by Anonymous||reply 126||09/12/2020|
How did it go from accidental dick picture to he's having sex with his brother?
|by Anonymous||reply 127||09/12/2020|
I'm thinking it's a dick pic he received and he saved it (accidentally or not). People usually don't save their own dick pics on their phones....they just take them in the app and send em.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||09/12/2020|
The man is gorgeous. I'll take any pic of him. Delicious.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||09/12/2020|
R126, gay/bi siblings are not that rare.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||09/12/2020|
In the video at R126, Entertainment Tonight listed his name as "Chris Evens."
|by Anonymous||reply 131||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 132||09/12/2020|
[quote] How did it go from accidental dick picture to he's having sex with his brother?
It's a Datalounge favorite sport.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||09/12/2020|
Lol! My name is Evan and people always spell/say my name Even too!
|by Anonymous||reply 134||09/12/2020|
[quote] That said, I don't understand why he so coy about his "dating" life. Why is he so evasive?
Because fans are crazy and often harass the significant others. It's what happened when Sebastian Stan dated Margarita whatever from ABC's "Revenge" and what is happening to Tom Hiddleston's girlfriend Zawe Ashton.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||09/12/2020|
[quote] I'm thinking it's a dick pic he received and he saved it (accidentally or not). People usually don't save their own dick pics on their phones....they just take them in the app and send em.
You are always prepared. On DL that includes being prelubed and having a dick (and presenting hole) pic ready to send when you are out and about and can't take one right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||09/12/2020|
R135 Pretty much this. No surprise actors have become more protective of their private lives.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||09/12/2020|
[quote] Because fans are crazy and often harass the significant others. It's what happened when Sebastian Stan dated Margarita whatever from ABC's "Revenge" and what is happening to Tom Hiddleston's girlfriend Zawe Ashton.
Um, you realize that both guys you listed are in the closet, right?
Are you saying that Chris Evans is, too?
|by Anonymous||reply 138||09/12/2020|
I for one welcome my big dick overlord.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||09/12/2020|
I want to see Sebastian Stan's dick next.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||09/12/2020|
[quote] People usually don't save their own dick pics on their phones....they just take them in the app and send em.
This isn't accurate.
Guys that are serious about sexting curate a bunch of pics of their own bodies + dicks to send to people when asked directly.
As for people using apps, some apps actually save a copy of the pic you took of your own dick to your camera roll.
And even then people prefer to send ones they took previously because they look and are positioned the way they want them to be.
Everyone has their go-to nudes and a bunch of random ones they take when asked for live photos.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||09/12/2020|
Having sex with his brother? It's quite normal and practical on DL, isn't it? Keep it in family, y'all!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 142||09/12/2020|
Exactly. You want to look your best. Not take some quick selfie and risk something icky or unseemly being on it that you missed when you took a quick glance.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||09/12/2020|
I have curated nudes of my best looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 145||09/12/2020|
Giant? All you see is 2”.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||09/12/2020|
Could someone post more screenshots? There seems to be others on his camera roll besides just the one that was posted.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||09/12/2020|
Whenever there is a hateful, anti-gay post on DL, most likely it is Edwin, as in R115.
I also blocked him on Twitter where he is racist and anti-gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||09/12/2020|
They're just pictures of himself + videos he probably took of Scott wearing a wig. That's who the guy is in the darker photos.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||09/12/2020|
It’s his brother’s phone?
|by Anonymous||reply 150||09/12/2020|
Graham Phillips has a better dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||09/12/2020|
There are ZERO rumors of him letting men suck him off anywhere but DL created shit. As usual. In reality he is straight and a huge ally. We should love him for being brave and always standing up for us instead of always making up lies about one of the good ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||09/12/2020|
Did Graham graduate Princeton or just attend? HOT COCK
|by Anonymous||reply 153||09/12/2020|
How does Graham Phillips have abs AND a fupa?
|by Anonymous||reply 154||09/12/2020|
[quote]It’s his brother’s phone?
I saw someone tweet that, but how does that work? He was screen recording something of Scott's and inadvertently took a screenshot of it? In the upper left hand corner of the screenshot is Chris' name.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||09/12/2020|
so whose cock is it?!
|by Anonymous||reply 156||09/12/2020|
R34 now that would be an epic experience
|by Anonymous||reply 157||09/12/2020|
It's most likely him.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||09/12/2020|
That belongs to a black man, isn’t he gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 159||09/12/2020|
R158 as much as I'm glad to see it, it's hardly "the perfect pic"
|by Anonymous||reply 160||09/12/2020|
Does he have a new project out now? Is this PR for upcoming project?
|by Anonymous||reply 161||09/12/2020|
Ugh, Edwin @ R161.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||09/12/2020|
Nice dong. He's big like his brother.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||09/12/2020|
[quote]I bet Scott has choked on it before.
I've actually wondered about that. They're very close.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||09/12/2020|
I could read this all day.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||09/12/2020|
[quote]That picture of Scott holding his own cum is nasty.
Why? Every man does this sometimes when he jerks off.
Are you a woman?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||09/12/2020|
R165, head over to LPSG. They've been in a frenzy ever since spotting the dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||09/12/2020|
As an only child, and as someone who hasn't hooked up with brothers... do brothers have the same types of cocks?
|by Anonymous||reply 168||09/12/2020|
There's no way of knowing whose dick that was. That was just a dick photo on his phone. It may be his, it may be his brother's, it may be a lover's, it may be a friend's as a joke... there is just no way of knowing.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||09/12/2020|
I have average thickness 7 and my brother 9! One of his girlfriends overshared I've never seen my brothers hardon. My fathers dick was small looking, soft. It comes through the mother's line anyway, I think.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||09/12/2020|
I think it's like any other genetic trait. Some siblings "look alike", some don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||09/12/2020|
[quote] He's talked about taking meds before movie premieres and red carpet events so this may not be a drunk!Chris and more like a medicated!Chris.
He was so visibly coked out at some press event they had to get him out the back door and get him out of there.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||09/12/2020|
[quote] I want to see Sebastian Stan's dick next.
There's actually a rumor going 'round that SS flashes some peen in his new movie called Monday
|by Anonymous||reply 173||09/12/2020|
Maybe you just saw Sebastian Stan’s schlong and just didn’t know it. 👆🏻
|by Anonymous||reply 174||09/12/2020|
R152 Shut the fuck up fat puta Edwin, you are the biggest liar on this site.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||09/12/2020|
Just because Scott is a cokehead, doesn't mean that Chris is a cokehead.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||09/12/2020|
r176 this is a well-known story in LA circles. Evans got royally REAMED by TPTB at Marvel and Feige for doing something so stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||09/12/2020|
R176, the rumors of Chris have actually been practically only about him being a huge cokehead and/or a huge drunk. However blind items are so easy to manufacture that I have a hard time taking most of them seriously these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||09/12/2020|
r178 it's firsthand from people who were there, it was big gossip fodder in LA circles.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||09/12/2020|
There are 3 theories here: -That's his dick -He's gay as well and that's another guy's dick pic. -The phone was actually Scott's and that his dick (the dick in the picture looks similar to Scott's cock).
|by Anonymous||reply 180||09/12/2020|
I'm so sick an tired of this Chris Evans is straight shit. He's never been straight a day in his life. Even Jared Leto is more straight than him.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||09/12/2020|
He’s been nothing but straight. Get over it.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||09/12/2020|
R181, you sound like a moron. You act like you know him personally, which is highly doubtful.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||09/12/2020|
Nothing is an accident with celebrities. How naive are you?
|by Anonymous||reply 184||09/12/2020|
It’s big, it’s beautiful and you’re going to love it!
|by Anonymous||reply 185||09/12/2020|
I want to love it!
|by Anonymous||reply 186||09/12/2020|
He could unload that in my hungry, greedy mouth anytime.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||09/12/2020|
This is like a Bigfoot picture. I can’t see shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||09/12/2020|
[quote] i laughed at a lot of the jokes on Twitter and then someone posted that Chris has serious anxiety issues and now I kinda feel guilty.
Frau alert! No one with anxiety issues is a fame whore like this guy. I'm not surprised so many closet cases end up marrying stupid fraus like this.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||09/12/2020|
I like Chris Evans. He’s a nice guy with the right politics and his few relationships are definitely not PR set ups. But he’s also very AWG to me. Not handsome at all and wouldn’t turn my head on the street.
I’ve never understood the excitement which leads me to believe for millennials and zoomers, an everyman look is preferred over someone too pretty like a Sean O’Pry whose looks will confine him to only modelling because of his generation’s tastes. Can you imagine boomers and gen Xers raving about Tom Hanks’ looks while ignoring Brad Pitt? This is what it is.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||09/12/2020|
Timothee’s leaked dic pick will break and severely damage the Internet
|by Anonymous||reply 191||09/12/2020|
For some reason, the name “Chris Evans” always conjures an image in my mind of a mid-30s suburban realtor lady with a Julie Andrews haircut.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||09/12/2020|
Mark Ruffalo's response
|by Anonymous||reply 193||09/12/2020|
Sounds like it was hot. I'm sorry I missed it!
|by Anonymous||reply 194||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 195||09/12/2020|
I sort of get where you're coming from R190, but I don't think he is comparable to Tom Hanks. I don't get the crazy hype around his looks, he's not stunning like Brad Pitt in his heyday, but I wouldn't say he was average either. I find him handsome and if I saw him on the street, I'd look. That said, there are a lot of good looking non famous guys that are just as good looking as he is.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||09/12/2020|
Some people don't like overly pretty men and stereotype them. Sean O'Pry kinda looks weird, seems boring and has no sex appeal at all. Chris has a boy-next-door look to him and a kind friendly personality and smile that is appealing.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||09/12/2020|
[quote] [R109] your anus can not have an orgasm.
Frau Alert #2. Frau missed her biology class where is taught that the man's prostate is located right up past the anus, you know, that's why the doctor needs to stick a finger up there to make sure its not swollen to prevent prostate cancer. Are you jealous men can reach easier orgasms by getting a finger or a dick up our asses while you have to spend hours working on your stinky clit?
|by Anonymous||reply 198||09/12/2020|
The young Tom Hanks was the guy every mother-in-law wanted for their daughters and definitely very guy-next-door. And to be fair, his fame at his peak eclipsed even Brad Pitt’s, and made far better box office because of exactly that. But my point is, no one ever said they loved Tom Hanks because he’s “oh, so handsome”. Cute, yes, but not handsome or sexy.
This is a guy you’re likely to know IRL
|by Anonymous||reply 199||09/12/2020|
Tom Hanks was never classically handsome, but when he was young there was something very appealing about his looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||09/12/2020|
Zoomers don't prefer an everyman look though. If you look into the time periods. Most millennials came of age in the later 90s and throughout the 2000s and baggy clothing, short hair, muscles, hip-hop clothing and macho/butch/rugged was more popular with sex symbols like Usher, The Rock, Matt Damon, Nelly, Josh Hartnett, Justin Timberlake, Patrick Dempsey, Eminem, George Clooney, Jason Statham and Chris Evans and even though there were girls that liked the pop punk skinny-jeans and guyliner look of someone like Billie Joe that certainly wasn't the majority of girls. The long-haired bleached boy band look was more popular with older Millennials in the 90s who crushed on Leo, Depp, Nick Carter and Devon Sawa. Zoomers seem to like overly dolled-up guys and rave about Harry Styles, Shawn Mendes, Timothee, Kpop idols and all those influencers on TikTok who are gender non-conforming.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||09/12/2020|
I think Tom Hanks was cute, but I'd still say Chris Evans is better looking/handsome at a comparable age of course. Just not as gorgeous as he's hyped up to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||09/12/2020|
Tom Hanks was cute and appealing. Many people like that type of approachability. When you're too beautiful, it makes you seem very aloof and hard to please. Same reason why Jennifer Aniston and Anna Kendrick are loved by straight guys, they are approachable looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||09/12/2020|
[quote] (the dick in the picture looks similar to Scott's cock).
Scotts dickhead does 't have as much flange going on.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||09/12/2020|
What in the fucking hell is FLANGE?
|by Anonymous||reply 205||09/12/2020|
He probably meant the flare out at the bottom of the glans/head. It resembles a mechanical flange.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||09/12/2020|
I really don't like what Chris Evans has done to his eyes.
He's had extensive Botox or a brow lift and his face looks puffy and frozen.
He needs to stop that shit and just let himself have those character lines.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||09/12/2020|
He did have some minor cosmetic surgeries and does use Botox. I remember once seeing him wearing light makeup on an IG live video. He’s 100% straight regardless
|by Anonymous||reply 208||09/12/2020|
How do James Charles and Jeffree Star fit into this thread's semiotics?
|by Anonymous||reply 209||09/12/2020|
R20 his brother's looks more curved to the right according to the other pics here in the thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||09/12/2020|
R51 is there a wart?
|by Anonymous||reply 211||09/12/2020|
I don't think Chris is gay or bi. But he's an ally and is very supportive of gay and lesbian rights. He's the type that wouldn't care or be offended by gay rumors which I like. I hate when celebs get so angry about people speculating their sexuality and even threatening to sue publications as if it's the worst thing ever to be gay or bi.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||09/12/2020|
[Quote] when he was young there was something very appealing about his looks.
Could it be... youth?
|by Anonymous||reply 213||09/12/2020|
Anyone who avoids showing the full length of their dick (not to mention only photographing it super up close) AIN'T hung...
|by Anonymous||reply 214||09/12/2020|
[Quote] plot twist: that nude on chris evans phone isn’t his 👁
|by Anonymous||reply 215||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 216||09/12/2020|
I'm already turned on R215.
So whose cock picture is on his phone?
|by Anonymous||reply 217||09/12/2020|
The worst is that he saw fit to "monochrome" the image. Because he's classy that way.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||09/12/2020|
That is a beautiful dick. I think it belongs to Chris.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||09/12/2020|
[Quote] someone too pretty like a Sean O’Pry whose looks will confine him
This is such bullshit. Sean O'Pry couldn't even get a line in "Veep" and he was playing a model among other models...
|by Anonymous||reply 220||09/12/2020|
When did Sean O'Pry act? Wouldn't it make more sense to compare Chris Evans to an actual pretty boy actor like Matt Bomer?
|by Anonymous||reply 221||09/12/2020|
[Quote] As an only child, and as someone who hasn't hooked up with brothers... do brothers have the same types of cocks?
No. I'm hung. Sibling not.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||09/12/2020|
[Quote] How does Graham Phillips have abs AND a fupa?
He takes after Lil' Kim.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||09/12/2020|
My BF says he and his two brothers all have identical cocks
|by Anonymous||reply 224||09/12/2020|
[Quote] I would like to know who would require a pic of Chris's cock before deciding wether to go fuck him?
Men often send nudes to get nudes, especially specifically posed nudes (e.g. "I want to see your pussy from behind").
|by Anonymous||reply 225||09/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 226||09/12/2020|
R218 Maybe he did that so you can't see all the details in case it got leaked?
|by Anonymous||reply 227||09/12/2020|
[Quote] Both of them are bi. However Evans is ashamed of it
[Quote] I don't know what Chris' orientation is
But you just said...
|by Anonymous||reply 228||09/12/2020|
[quote]Nothing is an accident with celebrities. How naive are you?
I think in today's world of nudes and cellphones it is possible that there will be genuine accidents that cause nudes to get sent or posted by mistake.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||09/12/2020|
R198 FYI at r109 that is Edwin the datalounge tik tok troll, it is frau on the inside but a portly bald puertorican/black troll on the outside..
|by Anonymous||reply 230||09/13/2020|
R230 Whoops ,I meant that Edwin the tik tok troll is @ R115. Edwin has obviously never had anyone good inside his stinky fat culo, poor fat bastard.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||09/13/2020|
Give the Edwin shit a break. We don't care.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||09/13/2020|
Chris Evans represented the cocky alpha male jock with a slightly devious smile. Nowadays we'd call him a douche, but back then all the guys and girls wanted to be his friend and suck his dick whenever he wanted.
Captain America literally turned him from cocky jock to hero figure. Otherwise, he'd compete with Ryan Phillippe for B- and C-movie roles by now while new, fresh and young hotties get the pretty (lucractive) leading roles.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||09/13/2020|
Evans strikes me as a bit of a loner type.
Content in his own company for the most part .
|by Anonymous||reply 234||09/13/2020|
He's not verbal enough to be the alpha jock. There's a reason he gets shitfaced at red carpent type events.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||09/13/2020|
R232 I was just correcting the dear poster @ r198 that incorrectly called Edwin a frau with a smelly vag. Dont like that shit, dont read it or reply to it, better yet block me, ciao cunt!
|by Anonymous||reply 236||09/13/2020|
r235, I was referring to the roles he played at r233. That was his physical appeal. A couple of decades ago people were still naive when it came to celebrities' public image and mixed up fictional roles with the celeb's public image (and Hollywood and the media were more than willing to let the audience believe that).
|by Anonymous||reply 237||09/13/2020|
[Quote] Dont like that shit, dont read it or reply to it
Better yet, don't feed the Edwin troll(s).
|by Anonymous||reply 238||09/13/2020|
"Do straight guys send dick picks?"
|by Anonymous||reply 239||09/13/2020|
According to dick pic sharers who insist that they got them from catfishing straight guys ... yes, straight guys do send dick pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||09/13/2020|
Women complain that they get unwanted dick pics from men, so the answer appears to be yes.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||09/13/2020|
That’s his brother’s phone. There’s even a screenshot of her brother in a video in the camera roll. Chris hands it back to him. He has a history of taking dick pix. This isn’t Chris.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||09/13/2020|
[quote] Frau Alert #2. Frau missed her biology class where is taught that the man's prostate is located right up past the anus
Retard alert. That’s not an anus orgasm. It’s a prostate orgasm. The walls of the anus don’t provide the orgasm, the prostate does which affects the penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||09/13/2020|
Mea culpa. Yes, an anal orgasm can happen. It’s not just due to the prostate.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||09/13/2020|
[quote]Women complain that they get unwanted dick pics from men
Women are nuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||09/13/2020|
I wonder if he’s on the spectrum. He does the hand-grasping thing, he has stated social anxiety and there’s the unusually close relationship with the dog.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||09/13/2020|
If he is Aspie I wonder if he and Henry would be good together. Aspie Gemini and Aspie Taurus.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||09/13/2020|
I have posted this on DL before but my ex-bf was tasked with getting Chris coke in NYC a decade or so ago through mutual friends, so the coke thing is true
|by Anonymous||reply 248||09/13/2020|
Share your exe's deets r248?
|by Anonymous||reply 249||09/13/2020|
R247 Henry’s dream come true!
|by Anonymous||reply 250||09/13/2020|
Years ago, I used to stop by a convenience store in Sudbury, MA nearly every morning on my way to work.
The young male cashier usually there was hot as fuck.
That young male was Chris Evans.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||09/13/2020|
[quote] [R20] his brother's looks more curved to the right according to the other pics here in the thread.
The angles are different so it's not that easy to tell.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||09/13/2020|
He just started his IG account a couple of weeks ago, maybe that was his way to draw more attention to his account and remind people he is on IG now. Lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||09/13/2020|
Imagine them walking the dogs together
|by Anonymous||reply 254||09/13/2020|
[quote] the unusually close relationship with the dog.
Sounds like you've never had a dog.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||09/13/2020|
Aww, Zac Efron hugging dogs. I like him even more now.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||09/13/2020|
My God why are people excusing this guy? A dick pic is the most common thing in the age of social media. All these fraus and cleaners coming here, its not his, its his brothers blah blah blah take a hike.
Though fun to speculate this is the most trivial thing ever. No one will care in two days.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||09/13/2020|
There are complex conspiracy theories on why the dick isn’t his and it’s all very odd.
I read a whole theory stating that Chris Evans gives his brother access to his social media accounts because no one has done that for a sibling ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||09/13/2020|
We don’t know whose dick it is. And I don’t even think it’s his phone. I think he posted it through Scott’s phone.
R248 you mean back when he was in his 20s and at the beginning of his Captain America career? Who cares? He was young. Doesn’t mean a decade later and older he’s still doing the same shit. I did a lot of shit in my 20s I don’t do now.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||09/13/2020|
[Quote] it’s all very odd.
It's not that odd. The most fervent fangirls tend to worship "purity." A dick pic goes against their fantasies, especially the one about their fave being "lonely," "not able to find the right girl" etc. Basically, they like to think their fave is keeping himself for "the one."
|by Anonymous||reply 260||09/13/2020|
[Quote] I did a lot of shit in my 20s I don’t do now.
I bet you were an annoying fangurl back then too, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||09/13/2020|
No matter how long it is or is not, it looks nice ‘n girthy, good for suckin’, and the kind of appendage that should land a guy with a good body and a blandly handsome face a leading role in a major comic book movie franchise.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||09/13/2020|
Incredibly, no one has documented this major milestone for posterity on his Wikipedia page.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||09/13/2020|
Someone like him can easily make an error like that. Maybe he didn’t even realize at the end of the video you see that.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||09/13/2020|
Evans looks so... pandering to fraudom in that pic at r254. At least Cavill doesn't aim for cutesy.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||09/13/2020|
Chris Evans isn't cocky at all, he's actually very insecure and retiring, and he isn't straight either.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||09/13/2020|
He is straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||09/13/2020|
[quote] Incredibly, no one has documented this major milestone for posterity on his Wikipedia page.
It's probably locked at the moment. They do this sometimes to avoid trolling. It will be there eventually.
[quote] He is straight.
He isn't. He isn't gay either or in the closet.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||09/13/2020|
[Quote] he's actually very insecure and retiring
He just hasn't found the right fan.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||09/13/2020|
He likes women. Always has. And he doesn’t date women for show.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||09/13/2020|
Maybe Minka Kelly or Kelly Slate could confirm if it's really his dick.....otherwise, we'll never know.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||09/13/2020|
[Quote] he doesn’t date women for show.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||09/13/2020|
Surfer Kelly Slater has had Chris?
|by Anonymous||reply 273||09/13/2020|
[Quote] otherwise, we'll never know.
Most of us are satisfied that it's his dick. But keep trying to sew those seeds of doubt. You might get somewhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||09/13/2020|
R273, No, but he was fucking Pamela Anderson for a while.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||09/13/2020|
[quote] We don’t know whose dick it is. And I don’t even think it’s his phone. I think he posted it through Scott’s phone.
Sure blame the gay brother. If its a dick can't possibly be from him, right? The saint, the pure, the best
You're a terrible cleaner. Do better.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||09/13/2020|
ha! his name is at the top.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||09/13/2020|
It’s unlikely Scott Evans would have all the other photos in his gallery be of Chris
|by Anonymous||reply 278||09/13/2020|
Maybe Scott made the “GUARD THAT PUSSY” meme and sent it to Chris as a warning that Scott was coming to destroy his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||09/13/2020|
You guys usually have dick pics of your siblings on your phone? I guess unless his lover sent this to him, we can assume it's his dick.
Imagine he let the homely Jenny Slate suck and ride that cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||09/13/2020|
Dear Lord in Heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 281||09/13/2020|
I have two brothers and if I ever saw their cocks I would probably throw up.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||09/13/2020|
Are you a woman, r282?
|by Anonymous||reply 283||09/13/2020|
R282 Does that mean they blindfold you before they spit roast you?
|by Anonymous||reply 284||09/13/2020|
R283 no. He sounds sane. No sane human wants to have sex with their sibling.
Then you all wonder why...
|by Anonymous||reply 285||09/13/2020|
[Quote] no. He sounds sane. No sane human wants to have sex with their sibling.
[Quote] Then you all wonder why...
Who said seeing your sibling's cock means you want to have sex with them? You can tell the fatties of DL never work out with a buddy (or solo...).
|by Anonymous||reply 286||09/13/2020|
R286 go upthread. Many have said just that.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||09/13/2020|
R286 Having gotten a glimpse at a sibling’s body and keeping a picture of his (at least semi) erect penis on one’s phone are pretty different...
|by Anonymous||reply 288||09/13/2020|
Why are you even engaging anyone who suggests it's Scott's penis? Trolls don't need to be given the time of day.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||09/13/2020|
[quote]have posted this on DL before but my ex-bf was tasked with getting Chris coke in NYC a decade or so ago through mutual friends, so the coke thing is true
Wait, he's a user? I didn't know that. And his brother too? What are the details exactly?
|by Anonymous||reply 290||09/13/2020|
R290 WAS. Like all celebs.
Unless you’re replying to yourself like you tend to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||09/13/2020|
Was off social media for the day yesterday.
What’d I miss?
|by Anonymous||reply 292||09/13/2020|
I think the fact that Scott just posted this instead of admitting it was his (like some people want to claim for some weird reason) confirms that it was Chris' dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||09/13/2020|
R293, I totally agree.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||09/13/2020|
His cock is thick BUT short. It needs some length.
|by Anonymous||reply 295||09/13/2020|
Lightened version of the dick pic
|by Anonymous||reply 296||09/13/2020|
R126 a poster in one of DL gossip threads claims that Chris really likes darker skin women of color but was allegedly told by his agents and others that it wouldn't be a good look for him or his career to be seen out with those types of women.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||09/13/2020|
R297 that sounds like a LSA fever dream
|by Anonymous||reply 298||09/13/2020|
Chris likes ALL women. That person didn’t say he likes “darker” women (who speaks like that?), but said he was into all types of ethnic women. He likes black women, Hispanic women etc. but was told to only date white women by his people and Disney, after he got Captain America.
David Duke attacked him on twitter for dating everyone but White women.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||09/13/2020|
Here's the thread and relevant responses:
[quote]I thought it was pretty well known that Chris Evans likes black women but he has still has never dated one that he’d take out in public as much as he did Jenny Slate.
[quote]you all must have missed all the nasty comments Jenny Slate received for dating him. Many white people attacking her for being a Jew dating him. Even David Duke attacked him for dating her, so imagine if he dated a black woman publicly? It would be even worse for that woman.
[quote]He likes all women. He doesn’t date a specific race. He dates women of all races and colors. I know it’s hard for old DLers to grasp, but many people out there are open to dating different types of people. Or look for qualities that have nothing to do with race.
and what David Duke said in 2017 was
[quote]Why does Chris Evans, who plays the Jewish inspired super hero, Captain America, hate the women of his people so much? #WhiteGenocide
|by Anonymous||reply 300||09/13/2020|
I thought Scott's Twitter post was very funny and clever. That along with Mark Ruffalo's comment really does suggest that the pic was of Chris' dick
|by Anonymous||reply 301||09/13/2020|
Wow that’s some pro color correcting at r296
|by Anonymous||reply 302||09/13/2020|
I actually saw Chris and a black chick doing some serious making out in the parking garage at The Grove. I don't know anything about him dating them exclusively or being told not to date them, but he sure as hell wasn't hiding it. I later saw them in the Apple Store and again at Barnes and Noble.
|by Anonymous||reply 303||09/13/2020|
R296 I'm looking forward to his forthcoming releases!
|by Anonymous||reply 304||09/13/2020|
R296, Thanks for the clearer image. Some of the shaft is still beneath the leg of his shorts. If released, we would see the true length of Chris' cock.
That is a beautiful piece of meat.
|by Anonymous||reply 305||09/13/2020|
[quote]I actually saw Chris and a black chick doing some serious making out in the parking garage at The Grove. I don't know anything about him dating them exclusively or being told not to date them, but he sure as hell wasn't hiding it. I later saw them in the Apple Store and again at Barnes and Noble.
You saw them in THREE places? You are either paparazzi or a stalker.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||09/13/2020|
R303 he doesn’t date anyone exclusively. He likes WOMEN. Like many men I know, they are open to different women if they’re attracted to them.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||09/13/2020|
He is a typical bipolar Gemini and as such bisexuality is not out of the picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||09/13/2020|
HE IS NOT INTO MEN. Accept it.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||09/13/2020|
Black Hysterical lesbo alert at r309
|by Anonymous||reply 310||09/13/2020|
Yeah, the Chris loves black women, but can't be seen with them sounds more like fantasy than reality. Plus him having a secret biracial daughter.?! Lol Not to say he wouldn't hook up with black women, but if that was his preference why would he have to hide it? It never hurt Deniro's career and I doubt Disney has any say in his dating life. The ladies of color who worship him went into a meltdown when he was photographed with Lily James, I don't think it was about his Covid traveling either. If it was some black actress they would have been creaming themselves. He's 99.9% going to end up with a white or Latina woman either way.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||09/13/2020|
[quote]You saw them in THREE places? You are either paparazzi or a stalker.
Yes. I guess we arrived at the same time. I'm surprised he didn't valet though. Any way, I saw them in 3 different places. I thought it was weird, too, that we were going to the same stores. They were only making out in the garage. I didn't recognize her. But they both seemed to be having fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 312||09/13/2020|
The daughter part is a lie. Him liking women who aren’t just white is true.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||09/13/2020|
Sad that Chris Evans has to hide the fact he digs black chicks. This is 2020, not 1940.
Personally, I'd love to see him star in a movie where he's in a gay interracial relationship.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||09/13/2020|
He likes ALL women. Not just black chicks
|by Anonymous||reply 315||09/13/2020|
Did someone say he didn't?
|by Anonymous||reply 316||09/13/2020|
You keep on about black black black. He likes different types. Jenny Slate is the perfect example of that
|by Anonymous||reply 317||09/13/2020|
Chris and Henry and their doggies
I’m not saying it could happen, I’m just saying it would be nice if it did
|by Anonymous||reply 318||09/13/2020|
R317, see R297.
Jenny Slate isn't a raving beauty, but she is still white.
|by Anonymous||reply 319||09/13/2020|
Chris has been secretly dating Lizo and he’s fixing to propose.
|by Anonymous||reply 320||09/13/2020|
Slate is a JEW
|by Anonymous||reply 321||09/13/2020|
How the hell does Jenny Slate get all those good looking guys. Evans and Hamm!
|by Anonymous||reply 322||09/13/2020|
The Evans brothers are awfully close. It wouldn't surprise me if Chris has Scott's dick pic in his phone.
|by Anonymous||reply 323||09/13/2020|
In case uneducated goons like r319 don’t know, being a Jew automatically makes you impure and now white.
|by Anonymous||reply 324||09/13/2020|
Do some of you not know siblings who are close? I don’t get it. It’s very common.
|by Anonymous||reply 325||09/13/2020|
I could see Chris hooking his brother up with some of his dick pics to give him a little cache with the other gays, he’s a good bro and cool dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 326||09/13/2020|
R296 He really has a big dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 327||09/13/2020|
Let's just call him Girth Evans.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||09/13/2020|
I hate the women at LSA. They have such low self-esteem they don't even know they're making black women look pathetic with this petty thirst for a white man's attention. No one wants anyone that desperate.
|by Anonymous||reply 329||09/13/2020|
R329 what are you going on about?
|by Anonymous||reply 330||09/13/2020|
According to LSA, Chris Evans has a half black offspring that he hides from the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 331||09/13/2020|
R321/R324 - We are not talking Nazi Germany here, idiot. We are talking surface level based on what you see, and I don't see Jenny Slate as anything other than white. Would you know Natalie Portman or Scarlett Johansson were Jewish if they didn't state that? It's only the dimwits on DL that don't consider Jews to be white. Every Jewish person I know considers themselves to be white.
So, yes, Slate is Jewish, but she is still white and fits perfectly to what seems to be his type based on his dating history I just looked up. White, brunettes seems to be his thing... Jessica Biel, Minka Kelly, Lily Collins (half Jewish, btw). Your desperation is sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 332||09/13/2020|
[quote]I could see Chris hooking his brother up with some of his dick pics to give him a little cache with the other gays, he’s a good bro and cool dude.
Normal brothers do not show each other their dicks, esp. well into adulthood. If I saw my brother's dick I would be sick.
JFC some of you are disgustin.
|by Anonymous||reply 333||09/13/2020|
R332 in America, if you’re a Jew, you aren’t considered white. It’s always been that way.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||09/13/2020|
[quote]don't see Jenny Slate as anything other than white. Would you know Natalie Portman or Scarlett Johansson were Jewish if they didn't state that?
Jenny Slate is very Semitic-looking. Portman and Johansson look Northern European.
|by Anonymous||reply 335||09/13/2020|
I have two brothers and have NO fucking interests seeing my brothers’ nude. The idea already make me sick. Fuck some of sick twisted mind scumbags here.
|by Anonymous||reply 336||09/13/2020|
There's no difference between Jenny Slate and this titty model. None! (Another pic of Chris looking homely.)
|by Anonymous||reply 337||09/13/2020|
[quote][R329] what are you going on about?
r297, r303, r311, r314 are obviously from LSA.
|by Anonymous||reply 338||09/13/2020|
No. No one here is from LSA. I know it’s hard for you to understand not all white people are bigots, but that is true.
Slate is not white.
|by Anonymous||reply 339||09/13/2020|
His cock is very underwhelming. Yeah, he’s got girth but that’s it.
His cock looks like Danny Devito.
|by Anonymous||reply 340||09/13/2020|
R338, I am R311, not the others and I actually agree with your post at R329 and am not from LSA. So not sure what you're going on about.
|by Anonymous||reply 341||09/13/2020|
R336 is Poo Shoes or some equivalent crazy straight woman cunt
|by Anonymous||reply 342||09/13/2020|
Mistake, r341. I meant another post. Sorry.
|by Anonymous||reply 343||09/13/2020|
I’m confused as to how he didn’t notice it! 😅
|by Anonymous||reply 344||09/13/2020|
possibly the image of one's penis is so common and every day to someone that they no longer notice it appearing
|by Anonymous||reply 345||09/13/2020|
It’s not a white mans penish
|by Anonymous||reply 346||09/13/2020|
It’s Lizzo’s clitoris, Lisha
|by Anonymous||reply 347||09/13/2020|
Maybe the b/w made it not register for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 348||09/13/2020|
R318 Ha! Henry wishes!
|by Anonymous||reply 349||09/13/2020|
LSA is full of crazy lunatic fraus and they're obsessed with Chris Evans and his girlfriends. His ex-gf Minka Kelly is currently dating Trevor Noah and these lunatics filled 30 pages discussing why a half black dude dates a white woman and called Minka Kelly a ho for having dated LESS than 10 men at age 40. I mean she's basically a virgin in gay world with that dating history. Many of my gay friends often "date" 10 men a month. The chick is hot as fuck and scored some of the hottest dick in Hollywood, but these jealous bitches at LSA don't like to share.
|by Anonymous||reply 350||09/13/2020|
He looks dreadful at r318. He could play Martin Short's Jiminy Glick character with not too much padding required.
|by Anonymous||reply 351||09/13/2020|
That isn't much different than DLers disparaging the women on the arm of their fantasy faves.
|by Anonymous||reply 352||09/13/2020|
I have never once been to LSA, but it sounds like they are just the flip side of DL. To call them out for filling 30 pages of discussion on a bunch of nothingness is to live in the most transparent glass house of all.
|by Anonymous||reply 353||09/13/2020|
LSA is a place where they shit talk and pretend to support black women. DL is a place where we shit talk and pretend to support gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 354||09/13/2020|
lmao @ r340
|by Anonymous||reply 355||09/13/2020|
[quote]LSA is full of crazy lunatic fraus and they're obsessed with Chris Evans and his girlfriends.
I'm looking at Chris Evans' whosdatedwho page and he has 14 women there. All, but the 7th (right in the middle) are white women. Yet insecure turned this one brief relationship in 2011 with a black woman to a myth about Chris Evans preferring black women and his PR handlers have warned him against dating another in public. These women have zero pride or respect for themselves and they don't know that is what makes them unattractive to most men.
|by Anonymous||reply 356||09/13/2020|
I think Jenny Slate keeps being brought up because it shows he will date some unconventionally attractive women, which shows he basically likes a variety. No one would be blinking an eye if he dated Scarlett or Natalie but when he dated Jenny people were scratching their heads a little. She’s got the kind of body straight men seem to like though and I find her funny. He’s single and dating around so why not try a little of everything.
Really appreciate the color corrected pic up above. That is a beautiful dick
|by Anonymous||reply 357||09/13/2020|
I would like to thank Datalounge, Chris and complicated modern technology for a nice distraction this weekend from all the Trump bullshit.
|by Anonymous||reply 358||09/13/2020|
I can’t believe a snapshot of a dick head has promoted such an intensive investigation into and speculation about some dude’s personal life. Not one of us with a smartphone has not ever taken a dick pic. The way this has sprawled out is really fantastical.
|by Anonymous||reply 359||09/13/2020|
^^^Someone missed their nap this afternoon.
|by Anonymous||reply 360||09/13/2020|
[Quote]I can’t believe a snapshot of a dick head has promoted such an intensive investigation into and speculation about some dude’s personal life.
Dude, are you new here? Speculating about people's personal lives is basically all we do here.
|by Anonymous||reply 361||09/13/2020|
R339 shut up fat Edwin, we hate you here.
|by Anonymous||reply 362||09/13/2020|
Chris on his free time. Lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 363||09/13/2020|
Typical body dysmorphic DLer at r351, fat shaming Captain America. He's wearing a jacket in that photo, you half-wit.
|by Anonymous||reply 364||09/13/2020|
What is some of you losers obsession with LSA? They literally never ever mention DL but they are always mentioned here.
PS to the fool who keeps on bringing up LSA as all black and DL as all white, get over yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 365||09/13/2020|
[quote] 2011 with a black woman to a myth about Chris Evans preferring black women
Oh, goodness. No. It's because of that, people posting their first hand accounts of seeing things like R303 just did and that video of him giving a black girl his number taken by a pap when he was leaving someplace.
I think he just likes women but he's never had a long term public relationship with a black woman he has dated.
|by Anonymous||reply 366||09/13/2020|
I always think about the backlash Rob Pattinson had when he came out dating that black woman a few years ago. His fans were writing death threats and being vicious. And that was from twilight. Imagine Captain America dating a Black woman openly. Some racists would lose it.
|by Anonymous||reply 367||09/13/2020|
R367 that’s just twilight crazies who think he’s still secretly with Kristen. They also go after her girlfriends.
|by Anonymous||reply 368||09/13/2020|
Not interested in Lily James’ sloppy seconds.
|by Anonymous||reply 369||09/13/2020|
[quote]What is some of you losers obsession with LSA? They literally never ever mention DL but they are always mentioned here.
Other than being wrong on both counts (LSA swipes a lot of gossip from here), DLers haven't invaded LSA the way they infest this site. This thread alone is proof. Again, the insecure black women seeking affirmation from a white celebrity aren't doing themselves any favors.
|by Anonymous||reply 370||09/13/2020|
R370 they aren’t the ones who said he’s into black women as well as others. He is. Why does that bother you?
|by Anonymous||reply 371||09/13/2020|
Chris Evans likes all women. He always has. I dont know why this would bother anyone other than them being racist.
r370 he loves women. Race isnt a factor. Why does that bother you? You mad he is not into old decrepit fags?
|by Anonymous||reply 372||09/13/2020|
I'm only bothered when something that isn't true is posted (check his dating history, he likes all women). As well as suffering second-hand embarrassment for these desperate, pathetic women.
|by Anonymous||reply 373||09/13/2020|
He likes ALL women. That’s been said nonstop r373
|by Anonymous||reply 374||09/13/2020|
[quote]Why does that bother you? You mad he is not into old decrepit fags?
r372. I'm also r190. Surely you must be exhausted being wrong so many times.
|by Anonymous||reply 375||09/13/2020|
R375 I am not r372 but he likes all women. Doesn’t like men. Quit your made up bullshit.
|by Anonymous||reply 376||09/13/2020|
R370 That idiot you are replying to is the dumbest piece of shit on this site, Edwin the tik tok troll...look at it’s post history it’s Whos who of dumb shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 377||09/13/2020|
R372 There goes Edwin on his sock puppet account calling dataloungers “ fags” and “losers” when he does shit like this and looks like this. HE is the fucking worst!
|by Anonymous||reply 378||09/13/2020|
r377 No, i am not Edwin, but of course you need to find a new thread to try and derail. You have too much time on your hands faggo.
|by Anonymous||reply 379||09/13/2020|
R376 Chris does not like men, take your own advice Edwin and stop making threads about how you want him to make you pregnant!
|by Anonymous||reply 380||09/13/2020|
R379 YOU are him dumbass you always come to his rescue , and post in all his threads, You think we are stupid?
|by Anonymous||reply 381||09/13/2020|
perfect Boston cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 382||09/13/2020|
Omg. I am so sick and bored of this psycho piece of shit, trying to destroy yet another ongoing thread. No, I am not edwin r382. Please seek medical help. You continue to do the same shit all over this site.
|by Anonymous||reply 383||09/13/2020|
R383 I will coninue to call you out and derail your stupid Threads Edwin and your disgusting homophobic comments. I don’t give a fuck, everyone needs to know what a piece of shit, you are!
|by Anonymous||reply 384||09/13/2020|
A guy at LPSG is claiming he got a 12 hour ban from Twitter for posting the pic. Some but not all pics have been taken down. Since Twitter obviously doesn't censor porn it's starting to sound it really was Chris's cock in the pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 385||09/13/2020|
r384 I am not edwin, and in the process of your "mission" all you have done is expose yourself.
- You catfished Harrison while blaming "edwin" for it.
- You claim "edwin" makes racial attacks on white people and then in the next sentence claim he is in love with white men
- You claim "edwin" makes anti-gay slurs when he is openly gay himself
- You claim "edwin" is accounted for over 50% of the threads on this site
- You claim "edwin" has tons of sock accounts when it was proven you do. Do we need to reopen that can of worms from the other threads?
- You claim to hate "edwin" yet are always obsessing over him, speaking about him, accusing everyone of being him (me included) and are always all over his social media apparently. Why do you have so many screenshots of this man? Do you think you are helping your argument?
- Worst of all is you ran and snitched to Harrison. You screeched it was "edwin" but the screenshots proved it was you. We did not mind you on here until you did that. You are a liability, and need to get the fuck off our site.
|by Anonymous||reply 386||09/13/2020|
Don't you crazy people know you can get free psych meds at the county health clinic?
|by Anonymous||reply 387||09/13/2020|
R387 Edwin is a lost cause
|by Anonymous||reply 388||09/13/2020|
R386 You are Edwin, you fat pyscho. You think the smart people of datalounge can’t figure out that no sane person would go out of their way to defend that fat loser on multiple threads as much as you do!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 389||09/13/2020|
R387 it’s insane.
I was on the phone with a coworker about something, hung up, went to make something to eat, came back and see my name suddenly all over this thread. It’s sickening we can no longer have a thread without that psycho all over them.
|by Anonymous||reply 390||09/13/2020|
I always loved those photos of Evans leaving a party with Christina Ricci - they looked super wasted and were clearly off to fuck their brains out
|by Anonymous||reply 391||09/13/2020|
R390 Nice try Edwin , yoh were on your phone on your sock account defending yourself, grasping at straws and making up lies. Everone knows you catfished Harrison and are the NativeNyer and Pinkhole accounts and the account @r386 and the OP. Your time of spamming this site with your multiple accounts and dumb bullshit and lies is over fat puta!
|by Anonymous||reply 392||09/13/2020|
R391 I would love to see him at a party. Bet he’s wild
|by Anonymous||reply 393||09/13/2020|
Looks like she's dragging him home at R391 to have her some of his fat, hot cock. Smart woman!
|by Anonymous||reply 394||09/13/2020|
Everybody [bold]HATES[/bold] you and your constant quest to shut down threads because you're an insane, slobbering cunt R384.
Please F&F so this person gets banned.
|by Anonymous||reply 395||09/13/2020|
R395 hes had over 10 accounts red tagged. He keeps making tons of new ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 396||09/13/2020|
I want to put it in my mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 397||09/13/2020|
*If you block R384 - go and take a look at all the crazy posts made on various threads all over DL.
That's some next level, white padded room standard insanity going around trying to shut all sorts of threads down. There are other trolls R384 stalks too. Scary. He should be permanently banned from DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 398||09/13/2020|
I blocked him R396. Half the thread immediately disappeared.
|by Anonymous||reply 399||09/13/2020|
Doesn’t matter how many accounts get red tagged, he always has a bunch of backups.
Muriel should ban his IP as a whole. Other sites, like LPSG, do that. You literally can’t even make a new account once banned. This site is outdated.
|by Anonymous||reply 400||09/13/2020|
I hope Chris is laughing about this and not kicking himself
|by Anonymous||reply 401||09/13/2020|
The lengths people go to deny reality never cease to amaze me. Its a dick pic, its on his phone. I saw my brothers junks all the time, we showered together at clubs, at our vacation summer house, etc, its very natural for people with a healthy relationship with their family.
You sound like fraus denying the homosexuality of an actor after you saw a picture of him kissing a guy. It's amusing to say the least. No wonder so many of you marry closet cases and the other half are duped by stupid religious beliefs.
|by Anonymous||reply 402||09/13/2020|
R398 and R399 nice try fat puta Edwin. YOU are pathetic and you will be continued to get outed as the insane tik tok troll and catfisher that you are!
R396 Go ahead and cry to Muriel again Edwin, YOU are the one with Multiple accounts here to spam her site with bullshit. I will continue to out you, You are not getting away with taking over this site with your bullshit threads and comments!!
|by Anonymous||reply 403||09/13/2020|
Agreed R402. It [bold]IS[/bold] Chris Evans cock. It just is. I've been surprised by the level of idiocy in this thread about the pic being his brothers or a gay lovers cock or whatever other bizarre fantasies have been floated.
Why in the HELL would his idiot brother send him a cock pic?!?
It's Chris's cock. And it's not the end of the world that we've seen his cock either. It's a very nice cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 404||09/13/2020|
I know Chris Evans is not straight for reasons I won't discuss here, however I fail to see why another dick pic would show up where it did. It looks like the phones gallery so its only natural it shows videos and pics taken with that phone.
|by Anonymous||reply 405||09/13/2020|
[quote]I know Chris Evans is not straight for reasons I won't discuss here...
Of course you do R405. Of course you do...
|by Anonymous||reply 406||09/13/2020|
Well now I can't find any pics left to see - they've all been deleted? Help someone - I wanna see!
|by Anonymous||reply 407||09/13/2020|
R406, maybe not gay the way most gay men are, but actors are all about themselves; he'd probably let a hot androgynous guy with a few feminine qualities give him a blow job.
|by Anonymous||reply 408||09/13/2020|
[quote]I know Chris Evans is not straight for reasons I won't discuss here
If you can't discuss it here, where CAN you discuss it?
|by Anonymous||reply 409||09/13/2020|
[quote] I saw my brothers junks all the time, we showered together at clubs, at our vacation summer house, etc, its very natural for people with a healthy relationship with their family.
As children, it's fine. But post-puberty it's kind of gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 410||09/13/2020|
[quote] Why in the HELL would his idiot brother send him a cock pic?!?
Some people were speculating that the phone in question was Scott's and not Chris's. Or that the bros really are sexually intimate, which although obviously a bit far-fetched is still a possibility since we all know these things happen. However since the pic is now getting take down notices it's starting to seem it really is Captain America's cock. Scott's dick pics have been all over the net for years and he doesn't seem to care.
|by Anonymous||reply 411||09/13/2020|
[quote] I saw my brothers junks all the time, we showered together at clubs, at our vacation summer house, etc, its very natural for people with a healthy relationship with their family.
Nothing unsual about nudity between brothers but that doesn't normally include boners or, especially, sending boner pics to the brother's phone.
|by Anonymous||reply 412||09/13/2020|
Chris is straight. It’s a dick pic of his dick like most men have.
|by Anonymous||reply 413||09/13/2020|
[quote] As children, it's fine. But post-puberty it's kind of gross.
What do you mean? Don't you see people's junks at the gym? It works the same way with brothers. Not long ago I got drunk and high with my brother and his friends and we all measured our dicks with a ruler. Not everyone has a terrible relationship with their family, some of us are close and healthy. Are you a frau? Only a frau would find gross something as silly as seeing a brother's junk or doing stupid shit men do all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 414||09/13/2020|
This is a gay forum, so it's natural we call people gay or bi or not straight. Whats not normal and a clear PR cleaning job, is the assertion of people writing, he's straight with such affirmation.
|by Anonymous||reply 415||09/13/2020|
So where do I see the pic?
|by Anonymous||reply 416||09/13/2020|
Can we please get back on topic--Chris Evans' DICK!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 417||09/13/2020|
Here it is
|by Anonymous||reply 418||09/13/2020|
[quote]Not long ago I got drunk and high with my brother and his friends and we all measured our dicks with a ruler.
Were you hard?
|by Anonymous||reply 419||09/13/2020|
ha they blurred his name at the top. makes you wonder what the blurry video is too.
|by Anonymous||reply 420||09/13/2020|
A much better and clearer version was posted at r296.
|by Anonymous||reply 421||09/13/2020|
Lmao r414 yes, that is weird. And bullshit.
Guys in HS and college do stupid shit like that, but at your age?! Lmaooo
|by Anonymous||reply 422||09/13/2020|
Is it weird that he’s saving memes of himself like Guard That Pussy?
|by Anonymous||reply 423||09/13/2020|
Not really. It flatters his ego. And no celebrity is ignorant to the power of viral media.
|by Anonymous||reply 424||09/13/2020|
R423, that was more interesting and hysterical than the dick pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 425||09/13/2020|
[quote]What do you mean? Don't you see people's junks at the gym? It works the same way with brothers. Not long ago I got drunk and high with my brother and his friends and we all measured our dicks with a ruler. Not everyone has a terrible relationship with their family, some of us are close and healthy. Are you a frau? Only a frau would find gross something as silly as seeing a brother's junk or doing stupid shit men do all the time.
I'm a gay male and what you just described is abnormal behavior amongst adult siblings.
|by Anonymous||reply 426||09/13/2020|
Are some of you of the opinon that because you're gay you sexualize every other male you encounter? That's weird as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 427||09/13/2020|
Or maybe he uses his brother's dick pic to send to women...
|by Anonymous||reply 428||09/13/2020|
This is getting a ton of attention because Chris Evans is one celebrity cock people actually want to see.
|by Anonymous||reply 429||09/13/2020|
I have two questions :
1. How do people know the Evans brothers are close? Wasn’t there some title of upset when a Chris outed Scott?
2. Why do people keep mentioning drugs when referring to the brothers? Is it serious? Has anyone needed rehab?
|by Anonymous||reply 430||09/13/2020|
The Evans brothers are always together.
Scott Evans got busted for coke by the LAPD. He got fired from One Life To Live years ago due to his coke use and partying. He's barely employable in Hollywood, Chris supports him.
Chris's coke use is well-known in LA circles.
|by Anonymous||reply 431||09/13/2020|
[Quote]Or maybe he uses his brother's dick pic to send to women...
Why would he do that if he has his own cock right down there in his pants? You think a woman can tell the difference between his or his brother's cock from a dick pic? This makes no sense and is also incredibly creepy to have your brother's dick pic on your phone.
|by Anonymous||reply 432||09/13/2020|
R331 so was Evans toothy tile?
Btw I have never seen Chris Evans with armpit hair. Does he shave it?
|by Anonymous||reply 433||09/13/2020|
R344 Isn't he new to Instagram? Maybe he didn't know the video would show his alleged gallery at the end?
|by Anonymous||reply 434||09/13/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 435||09/14/2020|
He might as well do a full front scene in a project now.
|by Anonymous||reply 436||09/14/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 437||09/14/2020|
If the rest of the Marvel actors really wanted to support Chris, they would all expose peen in solidarity - you know, like an "I'm Spartacus" moment, but with dick pics.
Chris Hemsworth - you're up!
|by Anonymous||reply 438||09/14/2020|
How can Chris go on any talk show and not be asked about this?
|by Anonymous||reply 439||09/14/2020|
R439 Its a penis.
On a man.
How shocking - even us Brits don't give a shit about this stuff these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 440||09/14/2020|
Brits have always given less of a shit about nudity than Americans. There was just a show broadcast on UK TV with erections all round.
|by Anonymous||reply 441||09/14/2020|
R441 But I bet they didn't show such a nice mushroom Chris allegedly has on TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 442||09/14/2020|
You guys are missing something - that was not a pic - it was a video.
|by Anonymous||reply 443||09/14/2020|
Yes, it was a video that kinda switched to his alleged gallery at the end... if it was his phone... But it showed pictures at the end. The grey dick pic didn't have a minute and second marker to indicate that it was a video though if you mean that R443.
Btw I don't really use instagram, so I don't even understand how this would happen and is he still silent about all this except for his brother and mark ruffalo?
|by Anonymous||reply 444||09/14/2020|
I presume he went live (IG Live) to broadcast the video. He shared his screen with the viewers. I've seen celebrities go through their camera roll upon the request from fans. A fan might ask a question like "Show me the last video in your camera roll."
|by Anonymous||reply 445||09/14/2020|
He didn't murder someone. It's a dick pic, and an accidental one at that. No one is going to abandon him and he won't lose any deals because of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 446||09/14/2020|
He is going to be a guest on the Tamron Hall show tomorrow. Assuming it’s live my guess is he will bashfully acknowledge it and then it’ll be done
|by Anonymous||reply 447||09/14/2020|
[Quote] It's a dick pic, and an accidental one at that. No one is going to abandon him and he won't lose any deals because of it.
What about glamor? Mystique!
|by Anonymous||reply 448||09/14/2020|
Is Andrew Gillum going to try to fuck him in the ass in Tamron's green room?
|by Anonymous||reply 449||09/14/2020|
I'm sure he's been holed up with PR people working on a proper repsonse to this. It has become a pretty huge thing and clearly he can't just ignore it. Before he goes on interviews and is inevitably asked about it (unless his PR team tells the interviewer that he will not discuss it) he should put out a statement and try to defuse the situation. It really isn't that scandalous - it's almsot commonplace at this point.
|by Anonymous||reply 450||09/14/2020|
He has absolutely nothing to promote for months and months which is good for him. He is fortunate that he was not Emmy nominated for Defending Jacob in this respect.
|by Anonymous||reply 451||09/14/2020|
If his team getting Twitter to delete the pic/video, I think that tells you that he's not going to laugh it off. He likely won't address it and interviewers will be warned off the subject,.
|by Anonymous||reply 452||09/14/2020|
Per IMDB he doesn't even have anything completed coming out so he may not have to go on a talk show for over a year.
|by Anonymous||reply 453||09/14/2020|
He's got that news website he's trying to promote. It's on all his social media profiles.
|by Anonymous||reply 454||09/14/2020|
Was Tyler Posey asked about his cock leaks in interviews?
|by Anonymous||reply 455||09/14/2020|
Yes, this is some bad timing for his project "A Starting Point". He was having several interviews a week with politicians and talk shows hosts. Best he can do at this point is just laugh it off and move on. I think his brother's reaction was perfect. We here at DL obviously don't give a shit about a dick pic, but I wonder if his clean all American image will take a hit.
|by Anonymous||reply 456||09/14/2020|
Hasn't there been mumblings about him moving into politics? I can't see it if he has trouble doing interviews.
|by Anonymous||reply 457||09/14/2020|
Given that most of the other pictures on his phone appear to be pictures of himself he found on the internet, I find it hard to believe someone so self obsessed would abandon show business.
|by Anonymous||reply 458||09/14/2020|
[quote]Was Tyler Posey asked about his cock leaks in interviews?
Nobody knows who Tyler Posey is. Chris Evans is a major star. That's why this is big news.
|by Anonymous||reply 459||09/14/2020|
Fight, fight, fight! Captain America vs. Teen Wolf! With the winner topping!
|by Anonymous||reply 460||09/14/2020|
Captain America/Marvel is a major star. Chris Evans was just along for the ride.
|by Anonymous||reply 461||09/14/2020|
R455 no, neither were Ryan or Cody.
|by Anonymous||reply 462||09/14/2020|
r461 Chris Evans is well-known to the general public. That's a star.
|by Anonymous||reply 463||09/14/2020|
If you need a PR team to work on a response (why?) because someone saw a pic of your dick, you deserve to be shamed. What a non issue and a crybaby if he doesn't laugh it off. Given Scott's response, I think they will make light of it all.
|by Anonymous||reply 464||09/14/2020|
No - I meant the dick thumbnail it was a video - the thumbnails were all videos.
|by Anonymous||reply 465||09/14/2020|
Id rather have Aaron Carter
|by Anonymous||reply 466||09/14/2020|
It is big news also because people associate the actor to his goody-two-shoes character Captain America.
On one hand, he has this image of bein shy and always trying to act dignified. So this is embarrasing for him . On the other hand, he was also in Not Another Teen Movie, with a banana in the ass. So he has a sense of humour and probably doesn't take himself too seriously. He will survive.
As far as I an concerned, he did his best to keep the Nation's moral up this week end. I am greateful.
|by Anonymous||reply 467||09/14/2020|
Isn't it just as likely that it's his brother's phone? There is a cap of his bro and his bro has a history of dick pix.
|by Anonymous||reply 468||09/14/2020|
[quote]I am greateful.
|by Anonymous||reply 469||09/14/2020|
So grateful, I'm losing my English.
|by Anonymous||reply 470||09/14/2020|
I think R402 sums it up quite nicely. I can never get used to the bizarre ritual here of fraus/trolls spamming any thread speculating about a public figure’s sexuality. Apparently there are no geigh/bi major celebrities. This crowd also believes no one is bisexual and that Alfred Kinsey was an interior designer. Lol & smfh
|by Anonymous||reply 471||09/14/2020|
Why on God's green earth does he think he can get into politics? Did he graduate from college?
|by Anonymous||reply 472||09/14/2020|
Well, R472, if Trump and all these other wrestlers, bodybbuildera could do it, why not him ?
|by Anonymous||reply 473||09/14/2020|
He doesn't think he can get into politics. He has no plans to get into politics, per him. It's laughable given that he won't even host SNL because of "torture factor". He's a mess in front of a live audience other than when he's acting. He barely makes it through the comic cons in front of the large audiences. Read up the page. Several accounts of his film premier appearances turning into a train wrecks. And he certainly doesn't need the money.
|by Anonymous||reply 474||09/14/2020|
Spray it all over my face Chris! I'm hungry!
|by Anonymous||reply 475||09/14/2020|
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that there's probably a bit of schadenfreude which elevated this faux-pas. Evans is yes by all accounts a very nice man but he has also pushed the goody-two shoes image himself as well as made quite a few comments that have come off as uppity. Being someone is his position and saying you're bored of acting and want to quit acting is a big FU to the many people struggling to achieve their acting dreams in Hollywood, especially coming from someone like him who does not have the reputation of being a great acting talent and had his career launched solely on his looks. So having him accidentally share not only his dick pic but also his phone gallery which shows he's as shallow and self-obsessed as anyone in Hollywood, was probably satisfying to more than a few people. I mean who doesn't love watching a "You ARE a whore, Darlin" moment happen in real time?
|by Anonymous||reply 476||09/14/2020|
[quote]Being someone is his position and saying you're bored of acting and want to quit acting is a big FU to the many people struggling to achieve their acting dreams in Hollywood, especially coming from someone like him who does not have the reputation of being a great acting talent and had his career launched solely on his looks.
And being pushed into the business by a crazed stage mother who has an unhealthy attachment to her son.
|by Anonymous||reply 477||09/14/2020|
Mama Evans is gonna be a real pain in the dick when some lucky guy or girl finally ropes him in good. There will be three people in that relationship without a doubt.
|by Anonymous||reply 478||09/14/2020|
Mama Evans is the epitome of an insufferable, overbearing Italian mama. Well, at least with Chris. Not so much with Scott or the two fat homely daughters.
|by Anonymous||reply 479||09/14/2020|
[quote]There was just a show broadcast on UK TV with erections all round.
|by Anonymous||reply 480||09/14/2020|
[quote]People too quickly concluded that that is his cock. I have cock pics on my phone too and they are not mine. The question should be asked is if it IS really his dick or from his fling whose dick he wants to suck on.
|by Anonymous||reply 481||09/14/2020|
Who are these freaks who think brothers send each other their dick pics?
|by Anonymous||reply 482||09/14/2020|
[Quote] Why on God's green earth does he think he can get into politics? Did he graduate from college?
Maybe Arnie was an inspiration. The Rock has similar rumours.
|by Anonymous||reply 483||09/14/2020|
[Quote]Being someone is his position and saying you're bored of acting and want to quit acting is a big FU to the many people struggling to achieve their acting dreams in Hollywood
I would be bored too if I had a contract with Marvel and had to shoot ridiculous superhero movie after ridiculous superhero movie for more than 10 years. These movies make a lot of money, but "acting" in them is no fun and boring as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 484||09/14/2020|
If only those poor actors were paid millions of dollars to compensate them for their boredom!
Oh wait! They are!
|by Anonymous||reply 485||09/14/2020|
Chris Evans is hot but Captain America is the only role I enjoyed seeing him in. He's dull as dishwater otherwise, even with his pretty face. He was absolutely perfect as Captain America and tbh I was slightly pissed off myself when he started dissing the role, and I'm not even a Marvel fanboy.
BTW, I vaguely remember him walking back his goodbyes to Marvel leaving it open to return to the role, although Endgame obviously already gave him a proper send-off.
|by Anonymous||reply 486||09/14/2020|
479 she is HALF Italian and half Irish.
|by Anonymous||reply 487||09/14/2020|
So what if she is r487 she's still the stereotype of a domineering overbearing Italian mama.
|by Anonymous||reply 488||09/14/2020|
A response from the man himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 489||09/14/2020|
(R489) I love this man!!! Shut up half the people on this thread with the “it’s not him” mess.
|by Anonymous||reply 490||09/14/2020|
Chris just won the internet
|by Anonymous||reply 491||09/14/2020|
It's a lovely dick. He has nothing to be ashamed of.
|by Anonymous||reply 492||09/14/2020|
Work a nude scene into the new movie and say you where goofing off with the stunt dick you were going to wear.
|by Anonymous||reply 493||09/14/2020|
Now he doesn't need to be so shy in movies and needs to get a part in a art film where he can show us the goods. Bonus points if it's a gay role.
|by Anonymous||reply 494||09/14/2020|
He got almost completely naked in not another teen movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 495||09/14/2020|
No he didn't. He was covered in cream or some substitute.
|by Anonymous||reply 496||09/14/2020|
Perhaps all this publicity for Chris Evans will encourage Jon Hamm to unzip and let us see his cock unwrapped.
|by Anonymous||reply 497||09/14/2020|
[quote]I love this man!!! Shut up half the people on this thread with the “it’s not him” mess.
Because if it’s actually not him he would come out and say it’s another man’s dick? Captain America would never lie, right?
God, I can’t with just how stupid people are nowadays.
|by Anonymous||reply 498||09/14/2020|
He hasn't said either way so where's the lie?
|by Anonymous||reply 499||09/14/2020|
And if it isn’t him, saying it would be a coming out and effectively torpedo his career.
|by Anonymous||reply 500||09/14/2020|
Confirming or denying being the owner of the pic opens up a pandora's box either way.
|by Anonymous||reply 501||09/14/2020|
Pretty much r500. Straight guys don't have pics of other guys' dicks on their phones.
|by Anonymous||reply 502||09/14/2020|
I see it in the screen grab, it looks pretty good to me!
|by Anonymous||reply 503||09/14/2020|
Tee hee 😂
|by Anonymous||reply 504||09/14/2020|
[quote]God, I can’t with just how stupid people are nowadays.
I can't believe he could:
- Post it on his own instagram.
- Have his brother and costars make fun of the fact that he did it.
- Have the photo YANKED from every place posting it.
- Encourage people to vote while implying he made a mistake and posted it.
and yet people are still pulling a, "Who you gonna believe! Me or your lying eyes!" over this.
It's stupid for people to "write themselves into a corner" and create a situation where nothing you see is real, nothing he says is real, facts don't matter & nothing anyone is saying or doing is at all what they're really saying and doing.
This isn't a damn philosophy class: Chris Evans posted his dick to Instagram stories by accident. There doesn't need to be any more than that.
|by Anonymous||reply 505||09/14/2020|
^ Maybe. But also just as likely it isn’t his dick. I have a couple of nudes in my camera roll and none of them is me.
|by Anonymous||reply 506||09/14/2020|
r506 straight dudes don't have pics of other dudes' dicks on their phones.
|by Anonymous||reply 507||09/14/2020|
The fact that he spoke about taking dick pics in an interview a few years ago tells me it's most likely him. It's also the most obvious out of all these theories thrown out.
|by Anonymous||reply 508||09/14/2020|
Well, that's the implication: Chris Evans is not straight.
If he's not, I don't think there would be a solitary still in his camera roll of someone's dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 509||09/14/2020|
Have any of you sent or received a monochrome shot/vid of a hard dick? I know I haven't. Gay men can be faux arty as anyone but we send dick pics in full color.
|by Anonymous||reply 510||09/14/2020|
Exactly r507. Which is why you should have read r501.
|by Anonymous||reply 511||09/14/2020|
R510 I still think the monochrome filter was there so in case the picture spreads around he could claim that it isn't him because the filter hides a lot of details. Unfortunately for him, the photo was seen on his camera roll on instagram.
Maybe that picture was for someone and in case that someone would have shared it around on the internet, it would have at least been harder to prove who actually is on the photograph with all the details lost due to the black and white filter.
Btw.. is there a software that reverses monochrome?
|by Anonymous||reply 512||09/15/2020|
black & white = classy or artsy.
I could imagine that the dick sharer wants to look less sleazy when sharing them. Like, he put more thought and effort into it than a quick snap and send.
|by Anonymous||reply 513||09/15/2020|
[Quote] Maybe that picture was for someone and in case that someone would have shared it around on the internet, it would have at least been harder to prove who actually is on the photograph with all the details lost due to the black and white filter.
What kind of details are you thinking of? Because a caucasian dick is a caucasian dick...
|by Anonymous||reply 514||09/15/2020|
The Evans brothers sure have a way of getting people's attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 515||09/15/2020|
R514 Skin color can appear ligher or darker though a filter like that. The monochrom filter lets the body hair color appear differently depending on how the filter is used. Glans color. The colors of the room which could give away from where this picture was taken. The color of the underwear. Maybe he once wore that specific underwear before with a color you would recognize in another picture on the internet? Shadows can appear differently and can change the shape of some body parts slightly. There are lots of things you can hide with such a filter and maybe this filter was used on top of another to hide a wart or something because on Scott's pictures there is a wart on the finger.
|by Anonymous||reply 516||09/15/2020|
gawd you are overthinking shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 517||09/15/2020|
R517 Yeah ok it's only monochrom because he probably thinks "it" looks prettier that way.
|by Anonymous||reply 518||09/15/2020|
could be b&w to hide the herp sores!
|by Anonymous||reply 519||09/15/2020|
Great comeback from Chris.
|by Anonymous||reply 520||09/15/2020|
Great comeback from Chris.
|by Anonymous||reply 521||09/15/2020|
No, it's not a great come back, frau. It's a standard PR response concocted by committee that took days. They'll make it all go away by making light of the flub and pretend it was nothing while he's cursing up a storm behind the scenes.
|by Anonymous||reply 522||09/15/2020|
Its just a penis!
|by Anonymous||reply 523||09/15/2020|
The pic.was not a video but a photo as it doesn't display a counter as videos do. It's also in color not black and white, all you need to do is use any app to balance it out as it was taken in the dark.
That said, what a storm in a teacup who gives a fuck about a dick pic? This is 2020 not 1945.
|by Anonymous||reply 524||09/15/2020|
[quote]It has become a pretty huge thing
That's what she said!
|by Anonymous||reply 525||09/15/2020|
[quote] No, it's not a great come back, frau. It's a standard PR response concocted by committee that took days. They'll make it all go away by making light of the flub and pretend it was nothing while he's cursing up a storm behind the scenes.
It was nothing, it's just a fucking picture of his junk or from some guy he's seeing. Why wouldn't he make light of it? What else do you want? A fucking apology? For what?
|by Anonymous||reply 526||09/15/2020|
Here a dick, there a dick, everywhere a dick pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 527||09/15/2020|
R522 DICK PIC RESPONSE [bold]MARY!
|by Anonymous||reply 528||09/15/2020|
He has excellent tumescence & turgidity.
|by Anonymous||reply 529||09/15/2020|
Some of you on here are so dumb at times! Stop letting your fantasies interfere with your logic! It’s him!!Chris isn’t gay! His brother is gay he’s just a huge ally to the community! THATS IT! NEWSFLASH straight guys send dick pics to girls ALL THE Time!! Wtf is so hard to understand about that. He just fucked up and didn’t delete it from his camera roll/or hide it. I have 4 straight as hell brothers classic jocks so to say. Guess what they joke about sending dick pics to their girls/wives or xs ALL the time. Stop doing to much folks!
|by Anonymous||reply 530||09/15/2020|
Nervous breakdown R530? We don’t claim Chris as gay, chill out. We can joke sometimes tho.
|by Anonymous||reply 531||09/15/2020|
[quote]He has excellent tumescence & turgidity.
I like that in a man.
|by Anonymous||reply 532||09/15/2020|
He's not too bright. I like that--
|by Anonymous||reply 533||09/15/2020|
People need to realize that human beings have public lives and private lives. And yes, believe it or not, most people (male and female) do things in private that might surprise other people if they knew.
|by Anonymous||reply 534||09/15/2020|
I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHITE!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 535||09/15/2020|
R526 Seth Rollins apologized for his leaked nudes.
|by Anonymous||reply 536||09/15/2020|
I think Chris' Twitter comment was perfect - no denial, no acknowledgement and a PSA to boot! Excellent!
|by Anonymous||reply 537||09/15/2020|
The shame emoji was affirmation.
|by Anonymous||reply 538||09/15/2020|
I’m already bored of this. It’s a dick pic.
Wake me up when Chris accidentally tweets a pic of Sebastian Stan riding his dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 539||09/15/2020|
Oy ! The young generation ! So blasé. So hard to please !
|by Anonymous||reply 540||09/15/2020|
Oy ! The young generation ! So blasé. So hard to please !
|by Anonymous||reply 541||09/15/2020|
R522 : great comeback from his PR team, then.
|by Anonymous||reply 542||09/15/2020|
Seriously, the pearl-clutching over this pic is ridiculous.
|by Anonymous||reply 543||09/15/2020|
That’s average. You can tell a lot of queens haven’t gotten any lately if we’re saying that’s giant.
|by Anonymous||reply 544||09/15/2020|
We don't even see the full length of it to tell if it's average. It could be stubby.
|by Anonymous||reply 545||09/15/2020|
You can't really tell much about the size since the photo is taken so close. However the head is beautifully shaped, reminds of my own which always gets compliments.
|by Anonymous||reply 546||09/15/2020|
Scott's wasn't anything to write home about, as I recall.
|by Anonymous||reply 547||09/15/2020|
R547, well if you're only after ten inchers then maybe not but his is probably around 7-8" and looks nice enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 548||09/15/2020|
R185 oh yes it is. I envy those who’ve had the opportunity to swallow that masterpiece.
|by Anonymous||reply 549||09/15/2020|
From the man himself!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 550||09/15/2020|
What is a Tamron, is that a website like TMZ?
|by Anonymous||reply 551||09/15/2020|
Chris Evans Talks Penis Pic on the Tamron Hall Show:
|by Anonymous||reply 552||09/15/2020|
Chris Evans Talks Penis Pic on the Tamron Hall Show:
|by Anonymous||reply 553||09/15/2020|
So it's official. It's his photo like many of us suspected from the beginning. Now let's move on
|by Anonymous||reply 554||09/15/2020|
He has nothing to promote. The Tamron Hall gig was obviously hastily arranged for PR purposes.
|by Anonymous||reply 555||09/15/2020|
^He's been on talk shows multiple times a week these past months promoting his 'Starting Point' project, dumbass.
|by Anonymous||reply 556||09/15/2020|
And he just happened to be on Tamron Hall's show out of the blue with no advance r556.
|by Anonymous||reply 557||09/15/2020|
JFC are you guys morons? Tamron Hall's been promoting him for 2 weeks, as part of her new season. Google is your friend.
|by Anonymous||reply 558||09/15/2020|
I'd sooner see Chris Hemsworth's penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 559||09/15/2020|
It was supposed to be later in the season.
|by Anonymous||reply 560||09/15/2020|
Per her twitter, he was scheduled by September 4 or 11 days before the big reveal. Just in case you're attempting to make some sort of ridiculous connection. He and Mark Kassen have been and are promoting ASP. This interview was not hastily arranged. The pr response was because of the interview. And additional interviews that took place today at the NSLC convention (for members only).
|by Anonymous||reply 561||09/15/2020|
He hasn't gotten more publicity since the Avengers.
|by Anonymous||reply 562||09/15/2020|
News to the world! Every man has a penis. They are look alike. Sometimes they get erect, they're supposed to. Nothing would shock me or cause me to call my friends about it. If there is any variety at all, the amount and color of pubic hair and the size of the balls are it. When's the last time anyone wished he could see an actor's balls, or his pubic hair? Given today's modeling standards, pubic hair is acceptable in an image. I wouldn't be surprised if the photographer requested it. Obviously, it doesn't cause guys to shy away, full-nudes either.
|by Anonymous||reply 563||09/15/2020|
He set the new standard. Wonder how many more "accidental" dick pics from stars we are going to be seeing now -sure brings mountains of attention
|by Anonymous||reply 564||09/15/2020|
Maybe it will start a trend. This has been a huge story and has given Chris more publicity than he's had in awhile.
|by Anonymous||reply 565||09/15/2020|
Henry Cavill next then? His career could use a boost.
|by Anonymous||reply 566||09/15/2020|
OK, Chris....very well played.
Now I challenge you to present hole!
|by Anonymous||reply 567||09/15/2020|
I loved that he owned it in that interview and didn't lie or come up with a bogus explanation. It was embarrassing, he learned his lesson and hopefully people will move on and not ask him about it on every show.
|by Anonymous||reply 568||09/15/2020|
Hollywood Homewreckers for $1000 Alex
|by Anonymous||reply 569||09/15/2020|
He has nice legs too. And as we all remember from that movie – that’s Captain America’s ass. We need to see more pictures of that as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 570||09/15/2020|
So will this be the big poster on the walls of the girls and gays in college this year?
|by Anonymous||reply 571||09/15/2020|
[quote] If there is any variety at all, the amount and color of pubic hair and the size of the balls are it
Uh, you have no idea what you're talking about, do you.
|by Anonymous||reply 572||09/15/2020|
[quote]They are look alike.
|by Anonymous||reply 573||09/16/2020|
He's pasty white by his dick is darker. I wonder if he has pink hole or if the pigment is darker as well...
|by Anonymous||reply 574||09/16/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 575||09/16/2020|
R574, You need to look at the enhanced/color corrected version of the cock pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 576||09/16/2020|
r574 we definitely need hole pics to determine this!
|by Anonymous||reply 577||09/16/2020|
His nips are beautifully large and pink. I think his hole must be a nice bright pink.
|by Anonymous||reply 578||09/16/2020|
So #guardthatpussy is a thing now. But I don't think anyone knows what it means.
|by Anonymous||reply 579||09/16/2020|
I could view this all day.
|by Anonymous||reply 580||09/16/2020|
I thought you were a lesbian, Della.
|by Anonymous||reply 581||09/16/2020|
No, Della is a stinking frau snatch.
|by Anonymous||reply 582||09/16/2020|
[quote]So it's official. It's his photo like many of us suspected from the beginning. Now let's move on
Not to be petty, but he hasn't confirmed or denied anything. You fanfraus are worse than children.
|by Anonymous||reply 583||09/16/2020|
Been a few days and this “scandal” so already passé.
|by Anonymous||reply 584||09/16/2020|
The Guard That Pussy photo had a real douche bag quality.
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