Is this woman beautiful?

What a lovely mane of hair

What's that smell? Do you smell that?

Time to dress her age!

Isn’t that poopy shoes—or whatever it was?

Where is her "large cloth bag"? Oh, that's right -- it's now covered in DARK BROWN FECES!

Does the Bellagio have a Santa?

No, just stinky, old maids with delusions of grandeur.

Prime real estate!

[quote]She gets carded at casinos.

Only because servers think she could get the senior discounts.

She gets the needy demanding frau card. Kids run the other way when they see that. John Waters spotted her and said. "Edie, you're alive!"

I think it's some kind cosplay. Wasn't there some popular 50s novelty song about Santa and a crazy old lush?

Something about Egg Nog Goggles?

La Somers plowed her at the Bellagio then flew her to her PS home for more.

Very brave of her to dress like that with that body.

Poo’s head is shaped like a bowling ball.

Doesn't Poo sort of suspect everyone of pedophilia?

Yet there she is, a woman of a certain age, on Santa's lap in a mini dress.

There's just something "creepy" about it.

If she’d had an H drawn on that forehead Kobe would have had a place to land.

Honestly, I’m not a fan of that dress, neither the colors nor the style. The sailor suit worked better.

She looks like an old baby.

Mutton dressed as lamb.

Best friends with BeckI Falwell.

Is this on the sizzle reel?

I think she's a graduate of the Denny Scott School of Modeling.

Is the casino run by the local school for the blind? Does she tip them chips at the end of the evening for carding her?

The thigh-to-breast ratio is worse than a cheap chicken joint.

She looks like my friend's Russian-Jewish mother; the same skin color and hair.

She has character.

She looks like a white piece of shit.

“Lady, if you can’t show me your AARP card, you can’t have the discount”

Santa made sure both hands were visible.

Why is she wearing her S&M harness to Santa's lap?

"Is that 5-Star customer service?"

How tight is her cunt

This looks like the first pic in a set of bizarre pornographic images that no-one wants to see.

Someone once doxxed her and apparently she lives in a somewhat expensive looking apartment building with the kind of security gate that you'd see in a gated community.

So that’s the infamous Poo Shoes.

Why isn’t she dead yet?

She wears a wig.

The last time I saw here doxxed it was to one of those shitty two-story, stucco apartment complexes that litter the Southwest.

I wonder if she ever stopped making war on the USPS? I remember her ranting about missing her "valuable third-party mailers" meaning the junk mail ads for oil changes and closet treatments. Fucking bizarre. I don't know if she was sub-letting or had roommates or what was going on but she harassed the post office and they cut her off. lol

Here, she fucking hates this photo (with good reason) and she can't manage to get it erased from the internet.

[R36] is that at a city counsel meeting? Lodging a consumer complaint? That harsh lighting in government buildings doesn’t set off yellow hair and skin off to good effect.

R36 Those double ds are bursting out of her top.

Dead ringer for Bonnie Lee Bakely. Can I have her number?

Never forget.

Hahahaha thanks R40 I wanted to read that thread. God I love Datalounge.

Momma always taught me, if you can't say something nice... then STFU

Why she hates the pic on r36, she looks better than in OP or that blue outfit. Like a normal middle age woman and not a creep.

Who is she?

I can imagine the stench she left on poor Santa's lap.

Does Dumvida, the Queen of sock puppetry, still post here? This thread can help newbies spot her in case she does.

A not-very-solid #2 on the list of most beautiful women somewhere.

R40 I adore you for linking that.

R44 A self described actress and commedienne and protege of George Clooney’s. She has lost significant parts to Julia Roberts and Kirsty Alley.

Wow R39 you are right!

R36 I think she should stay away from jewel tones.

[quote]I don't know if she was sub-letting or had roommates or what was going on but she harassed the post office and they cut her off.

The consensus at the time was that she was squatting and didn't understand why the post office wouldn't deliver to her.

My personal opinion is she was confused and/or made it up, because she kept using the story as a reason why Republicans were better than Democrats, because a Repug supposedly helped her get her mail service restored.

DARK BROWN FECES

"ViCtOrIa'S sEcReT kNoWs My bRa SiZe" 💩👠

I must have this woman.

Blink and you'll miss The Hottest Gunt in Vegas

she was participating in an acting seminar in the pic

At r56 she's at 2:51 right? The one in the group on the right side, too chubby for a bikini and looking around like she doesn't know what's going on?

Veddy veddy strange

she looks a little like Amy Sedaris

"I'm told that my comedic acting reminds some of Gracie Allen"

Someone needs to put her in a movie with Brenda Dickson, La Toya jackson, Angelyne and Delilah-Judith's ghost. It will be a joint production by Troma and Full Moon Entertainment.

The Vogue cover at R54 her most flattering. That is the best style for her type of hair.

She needs to put some self tanner on her little white tubby tummy.

About the post office thing - reading between the lines, it sounded as though she was squatting in some condo. The place was officially designated as vacant and she couldn't prove she lived there.

R66 The poor dear also had no way of getting there!

to the post office I mean.

She deserves credit for having the most instantly recognizable writing style (and writing "tics") of any poster on DL. For one, she always capitalizes "troll."

DARK BROWN RANDOM CAPITALIZATION.

R69 That’s true. In any celeb thread a poster referring to “paps” is likely her.

I'd clap her cheeks.

Every single celebrity, director, producer and anyone associated with film and television on this planet should each have a large glossy personally autographed 8X10 photograph of her so that the heads of their respective security teams know what she looks like.

She has character

Pretty sure this is her

Wasn’t she Miss Excrement 1971?

R76 That was the one they call Erna. Although I wouldn't be surprised if Erna was the one in the other stall in the ladies room at the Bellagio who flooded the toilet and ruined her tacky pink satin heels.

Imagine those two starring in a sitcom as roommates. An old delusional scat loving queen (Erna) living with his fag hag/sister (Davida).

R75 That is / a.

In these dark days I am glad that poo shoes, a, and erna are around. They are at least reliables

Oh lord, this is funny. A stroll down Poo Shoes memory lane. The Tutorial thread!

I'll be posting lengthy British comedy sketch transcripts in a minute.

I see what R47 did there

Yum

I'm sure I've seen her in Denny Scott photos, but I googled him and I think we caused him to commit suicide.

Who the fuck is this?