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Miss Warwick is a homosexualist, is she not?

The homo gene is strong in that family.

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by Anonymousreply 157September 6, 2020 6:25 PM

She's almost as butch as Lori Lightfoot but with better hair.

by Anonymousreply 1July 27, 2020 4:47 AM

[quote] The homo gene is strong in that family.

Is lesbianism a re-tread in that family?

by Anonymousreply 2July 27, 2020 4:48 AM

Is that a pack of cigarettes in her hand?

by Anonymousreply 3July 27, 2020 4:48 AM

Who's her gf?

by Anonymousreply 4July 27, 2020 4:51 AM

Yes OP, all women who have short hair cuts are lesbians (regardless of how many men they fuck and/or marry) and all men who have long hair are gays (regardless of how many women they fuck and/or marry). You finally figured out the secret that we’ve been trying to keep from you. Now go out and hit on ever man with long hair that you see.

by Anonymousreply 5July 27, 2020 4:55 AM

re-gardless

by Anonymousreply 6July 27, 2020 4:56 AM

Oh, leave poor (literally) Dionne alone.

by Anonymousreply 7July 27, 2020 4:57 AM

At least she got a solo in "We Are the World," which is more than I can say for yours truly.

by Anonymousreply 8July 27, 2020 5:04 AM

Um - that’s her limo driver. See the badge on her jacket?

by Anonymousreply 9July 27, 2020 5:06 AM

The badge says 'the Datalounge.'

by Anonymousreply 10July 27, 2020 5:10 AM

Please clarify: is this Dionne Warwick or Eddy Murphy?

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by Anonymousreply 11July 27, 2020 5:15 AM

Smokin’ them Virginia Slims!

by Anonymousreply 12July 27, 2020 5:15 AM

R11, that’s the mummy of Ahmose I.

by Anonymousreply 13July 27, 2020 5:18 AM

R3 fuck you. I don’t smoke but fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 14July 27, 2020 5:20 AM

Why don't y'all leave Dionne Warwick alone.

by Anonymousreply 15July 27, 2020 5:23 AM

R9 Doesn't mean she's still not banging her.

by Anonymousreply 16July 27, 2020 5:25 AM

^^ only love for Miss Warwick. Big homosexualist love.

by Anonymousreply 17July 27, 2020 5:26 AM

That's What Friends Are For (1986)

by Anonymousreply 18July 27, 2020 5:29 AM

She's looking good. Dressing well.

by Anonymousreply 19July 27, 2020 5:32 AM

[quote]Is that a pack of cigarettes in her hand?

Virginia Slims menthols, Miss Warwick's smoke of choice.

Bitch is almost 80 years old, what's the point in quitting now?

by Anonymousreply 20July 27, 2020 5:34 AM

Her escort’s packin’ too!

Yes, Miss Dionne is a lesbian. But it’s none of my business.

by Anonymousreply 21July 27, 2020 5:36 AM

You don't need to be a psychic to tell that she's a bulldagger.

by Anonymousreply 22July 27, 2020 5:37 AM

OP=HUSSY

by Anonymousreply 23July 27, 2020 5:38 AM

R20 seriously shes almost 80? Looks good for her age if she is

by Anonymousreply 24July 27, 2020 5:41 AM

Stunning in her designer threads.

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by Anonymousreply 25July 27, 2020 5:42 AM

She added an "E" to her name, what a weirdo

by Anonymousreply 26July 27, 2020 5:45 AM

Bitch is looking more and more like Samuel L. Jackson's character in Django Unchained the older she gets.

Serves her right. She's an evil fucking cunt.

by Anonymousreply 27July 27, 2020 5:47 AM

Old women usually crop their hair short.

by Anonymousreply 28July 27, 2020 5:51 AM

I like her. Truly talented and professional in interviews.

What has she ever done to deserve hatred?

It must not have been easy to be a lesbian when she was coming of age. If she can now find some love and happiness, I hope she can do that in peace.

by Anonymousreply 29July 27, 2020 5:53 AM

[quote] It must not have been easy to be a lesbian when she was coming of age. If she can now find some love and happiness, I hope she can do that in peace.

She’s not a lesbian idiot. She’s an 80 yr old woman with short hair and she was photographed with a female limo driver who also has short hair.

by Anonymousreply 30July 27, 2020 5:56 AM

Not to judge her personal life choices, but her royalty check for her duet of "Thank You For Being a Friend" just bounced. Disney sends me a big fat check every time a [italic]Golden Girls[/italic] rerun airs, and they've all cleared so far even though they were damn near flat broke from one Herbie movie too many when the show started. Miss Warwick, we called your managers and they said to get the money from Elaine Paige. But she said she already paid her half of the money you owed me for covering my song. And the executor of my estate has got the cleared check to prove it.

And didn't they use you to do the updated version of the theme from [italic]The Love Boat[/italic] … right before they canceled it?

by Anonymousreply 31July 27, 2020 5:58 AM

She looks gorgeous for 80! Style and class. Limo driver or not, her friend definitely a bulldagger. A stylish one, but one who likes clams not hot dogs.

Hope she’s happy. Fantastic singer

by Anonymousreply 32July 27, 2020 6:04 AM

^^ have you not noticed that Miss Warwick's gf is packing ?

by Anonymousreply 33July 27, 2020 6:05 AM

Those tights and clogs, tho. Did she just come from yodeling in the Alps?

by Anonymousreply 34July 27, 2020 6:36 AM

You'll have to ask a stinkfish for verificatia before you blow your brains out in a bunker as the Allies close in.

by Anonymousreply 35July 27, 2020 6:59 AM

R33 packing what?

by Anonymousreply 36July 27, 2020 7:03 AM

A roll of quarters for the toll booth, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 37July 27, 2020 7:51 AM

r36 A gun, I think?

by Anonymousreply 38July 27, 2020 8:37 AM

R29 Dionne Warwick was/is successful in her chosen field.

For that reason alone half of the losers on DL despise her.

by Anonymousreply 39July 27, 2020 8:44 AM

Do You Know the Way to Michfest

Shuffle on By

I Say a Little Freeform Poetry For You

That’s What Femmes Are For

I’ll Never Freebleed This Way Again

Boundarybreaker

by Anonymousreply 40July 27, 2020 9:20 AM

[Quote] What has she ever done to deserve hatred

What has she NOT done. Please leave your DL card on the way out.

by Anonymousreply 41July 27, 2020 9:37 AM

And you don't have to be a psychic to realize that those little franks, egg rolls, and meatballs are gonna be damn tasty!

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by Anonymousreply 42July 27, 2020 9:58 AM

Six ashtrays?

by Anonymousreply 43July 27, 2020 10:01 AM

R29 She is a horrible, nasty, bitter woman. You don't have to search very hard via Google to learn about what a miserable cunt she is.

by Anonymousreply 44July 27, 2020 10:03 AM

Dionne Warwick is NOT a carpet-muncher, and I'm the dame who can prove it.

by Anonymousreply 45July 27, 2020 10:04 AM

Rumors about Dionne’s Lesbianism have been around for a long time. No doubt she has been there. And people who have worked with her attest to her nastiness. We had a wonderful Dionne until circa 1985 and then she morphed into something which eventually became unrecognizable as her voice disappeared via heavy smoking and drinking to the max.

by Anonymousreply 46July 27, 2020 11:08 AM

[quote] What has she ever done to deserve hatred

Exhibit A: Aretha's fax. Yes, that's right... a fax!

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by Anonymousreply 47July 27, 2020 2:02 PM

R33 that looks like a smartphone in a case to me.

by Anonymousreply 48July 27, 2020 2:15 PM

Miss Warwick fleeing her fans. Strike. Miss Warwick fleeing paparazzi as she's evicted from her home.

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by Anonymousreply 49July 27, 2020 9:06 PM

I dated this asshole years ago that said he was at a party in LA . Looked on the sofa next to him and Dionne was in a lip lock with some woman .

by Anonymousreply 50July 27, 2020 9:20 PM

^^ was the other woman Nichelle Nichols? Yeah, we know about her, too.

by Anonymousreply 51July 27, 2020 10:39 PM

You've all spoken the bitch's name and Miss Warwick will manifest here soon enough.....

by Anonymousreply 52July 27, 2020 10:41 PM

She taught Whitney everything she knew about carpetmunching. And I mean that in a non-incestuous way.

by Anonymousreply 53July 27, 2020 10:43 PM

Uhura's a lez?

by Anonymousreply 54July 27, 2020 10:44 PM

At least she is beautiful and much loved artist

by Anonymousreply 55July 27, 2020 11:02 PM

Yep, those are definitely Virginia Slims in her hand.

But what the fuck is on her feet?

by Anonymousreply 56July 27, 2020 11:49 PM

Dionne must be the last person on earth who still smokes Virginia Slims.

by Anonymousreply 57July 27, 2020 11:53 PM

Is she unwell? She's been very silent.

by Anonymousreply 58July 27, 2020 11:55 PM

R42 Items #2 and 3 really date that list.

by Anonymousreply 59July 27, 2020 11:59 PM

Miss Warwick is not, I repeat NOT, a practitioner of the homosexual lifestyle.

She can, however, eat a mean coochie.

by Anonymousreply 60July 28, 2020 12:01 AM

Bulldagger? Don't call me that, faggy sissy pansy-boy, or I'll pop you in the chops.

See R45 in the linked thread below.

I believe I've made my point.

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by Anonymousreply 61July 28, 2020 12:02 AM

I love Dionne but even her own fans can see what a cunt she is. She’s an easy target and fun to gossip about. With that said, I do hope she’s happy with her lady love.

by Anonymousreply 62July 28, 2020 12:18 AM

Dionne is a crazy old bitch now, but when she was it she was IT. One of the greatest vocalists in her prime.

by Anonymousreply 63July 28, 2020 12:19 AM

That is Carolyn Whigmam the funeral home owner who arranged services for Whitney and Bobby K.

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by Anonymousreply 64July 28, 2020 12:55 AM

Do you know the way to. San JoGay ?

I’ve got a lot of carpet munching to do!

by Anonymousreply 65July 28, 2020 1:37 AM

Miss Warwick singing out proud in her Pride caftan.

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by Anonymousreply 66July 28, 2020 3:41 AM

You bitches kept me giggling through the entire thread thus far. A+

by Anonymousreply 67July 28, 2020 3:48 AM
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by Anonymousreply 68July 28, 2020 3:57 AM

Miss Warwick's latest tasteful work. Gurl still got it.

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by Anonymousreply 69July 28, 2020 4:50 AM

Dionne's sister Dee Dee Warwick was a lesbian. She was openly lesbian and had a difficult life because the Warricks/Drinkards were a church family. Even after dying prematurely her hateful relatives -- Whitney's crackhead brother and his greedy wife -- accused her of sexually molesting Whitney. Robyn Crawford clarified in her book that Whitney adored Dee Dee, they would visit her in NYC, borrow her car and go buy drugs.

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by Anonymousreply 70July 28, 2020 5:13 AM

I think she's fascinating, and a rare talent... Lily licking, or not. I'd love to get stoned with her and ask her about her early years in Paris, what her favourite strains of grass are, and about all the trouble she's gotten into travelling with joints in her cigarette packs.

by Anonymousreply 71July 28, 2020 5:15 AM

Dionne has a son, right? Tell me about him.

by Anonymousreply 72July 28, 2020 5:21 AM

Dionne has two sons. Both are musicians. The one that tours with her is very handsome.

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by Anonymousreply 73July 28, 2020 5:34 AM

R43. Maybe 2 for her cigarettes, the other 4 for her joints?

by Anonymousreply 74July 29, 2020 3:12 AM

My beauty is for the ages and my appeal cannot be limited to one species, much less one sex, you hating assholes.

But puss on puss pays extra.

Of fucking course.

Lay on!

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by Anonymousreply 75July 29, 2020 12:47 PM

Why didn’t you say so when I was still alive?

by Anonymousreply 76July 29, 2020 4:56 PM

She is a Lesbyterian. Homosexualists are male. Although Dionne looks like she's about to grow a penis.

by Anonymousreply 77July 29, 2020 5:05 PM

I had both theses bitches.

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by Anonymousreply 78July 29, 2020 7:54 PM

That was not I. Christ, these interloping fuck-ass liars. Shit.

You think either of those sassies could afford what it would take to convince me to go against my native proclivities and subsume a lap lap or fistercuffs? No, babies. They were merely fans to me. Plus they both were strictly for the peen, at least when they remembered their names and what a bathroom was for.

But a gig's a gig. Giving my sweet all to a crowd of 2,000 or spending some Quali-tee with one particular lass with the right cc.... What do you think is easier on my divaliciousness? And back in the day during my starving gospel Baptist days I wouldn't say I ever yachted. But maybe I did canoe a little.

And a woman can't get more feminine that myself. Obviously.

Shit. My time. How you waste it. Should send you a fucking bill.

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by Anonymousreply 79July 30, 2020 12:23 AM

J'adore Miss Warwick!

by Anonymousreply 80July 31, 2020 8:08 AM

Sometimes I'd listen to her sing a song and say "I just gotta show her how to do it correctly"

by Anonymousreply 81July 31, 2020 8:15 AM

"What has she ever done to deserve hatred?"

OMG! Dyatlov, am I right?

by Anonymousreply 82July 31, 2020 9:40 AM

r73 is that Grizz and Dot Com?

by Anonymousreply 83July 31, 2020 10:38 AM

Who's that man she's with? I never understood professional singers who smoke. It's like a piano player whose hobby is making furniture using a table saw.

by Anonymousreply 84July 31, 2020 12:21 PM

Lots of professional singers have been smokers. Even Barbra smoked back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 85July 31, 2020 1:23 PM

[quote]"What has she ever done to deserve hatred?"

She added an "e" to her name. Isn't that enough???

by Anonymousreply 86July 31, 2020 2:44 PM

R86e, Diane-e,

You KNOW my pschic astrologist doctor said that my little e would add to my success. And it did and has.

I put a little e on my end for divahood. And we all know what you stuffed into your little end to get where you got.

By the way. I'd let that dress out a little. Unlike some of us, your little end has turned into a big opening lately.

Ta, baby. I hope things are going better for you. That hairline looks like it has receded as far back as your revenues. Under that thing on your head, I mean.

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by Anonymousreply 87July 31, 2020 4:08 PM

At least Ms Ross still has her strong voice to belt out all of her big hits. She is globally known super star. Where ever she is she is surrounded by wall of fans who adore her. Her trademark, her hair, is always trendy. Her wide open beautiful generous smile melts hearts all over the world. She is simply everything Dionne is not.

by Anonymousreply 88July 31, 2020 4:31 PM

Diana is the glamorous sixties black girl

Dionne is the down home, girl-next-door, sixties back girl

There's room for everyone folks.

by Anonymousreply 89July 31, 2020 6:02 PM

Diana Ross no longer has a voice for singing.

by Anonymousreply 90July 31, 2020 6:04 PM

R88, Diane had a big voice? Shit.

Did you ever see the mikes Berry had to rig up to get that wispy little mouse fart of a voice to re-cord worth a shit? It looked like a giant barrel and he'd have her stick her head in it, then shut the door of that nice old wood studio room and make the other two girls go outside and cross West Grand and sing the backups with their back to the building. That's why they always sound so faded, with everyone moving heaven and earth to make her stomach growling (sperm disagreed with her system) into a vocal.

Wide open generous smile? That's the look of her rather simple-headed ambition with nine grams of coke sizzling through her little arteries. And as for an open-face look, she does rather resemble a toad in the head area in her more recent photos. Say, after 1982. But then she had about seven years of Gordy's Special Mouth Stretching Exercises about four times a week to loosen up the gums.

Jesus fuck. Don't you know nothing? Even Diane knows that she owes her career to one thing, and I've already pointed that out enough you ought to have it memorized.

I, on the other hand, was too busy in California, South America, New York and Europe to do much in those parts except visit D-Town once in a while and hold an umbrella over Mary's head while we had a smoke as we all waited for Diane across the street to work herself into a simper.

by Anonymousreply 91July 31, 2020 10:38 PM

Miss Warwick I love you!

by Anonymousreply 92August 1, 2020 2:59 AM

Miss Warwick, remember when you bought Reds from Nichelle's fey brother? He had that upstairs apt off Fountain in Hollywood. You opened the bottle to make sure you didn't get shorted and everything went flying. . I never saw you move so fast, gurl

by Anonymousreply 93August 1, 2020 3:13 AM

Dionne doesn't have the range!

by Anonymousreply 94August 1, 2020 3:33 AM

Fuck both of them

by Anonymousreply 95August 1, 2020 3:56 AM

Dionne gave her vocal gift to Whitney. Thanks, cuz!

by Anonymousreply 96August 1, 2020 4:09 AM

She was a decent singer at best, but Warwick couldn't ever hold a candle to Mary Ballard!

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by Anonymousreply 97August 1, 2020 9:48 AM

Poor poor Dionne. It must not be easy. When you look like a man sound like a man and dress like a man. It’s alright. Face the fact, you’ve always more butchy than beauty. Be honest and proud! Not everyone can be as stunningly beautiful feminine and curvy as I am. And for singing, when I open my mouth beaty comes out. I guess when you open it it’s more dyke. I wondered all those years why the closet smelled smoky.

Must go now. I have dozens of fans in front of my house wanting to take a picture with me talk to me adore me. My life. Life of a real global super star!

by Anonymousreply 98August 1, 2020 3:35 PM

Who is Diana Ross? She sounds tiresome.

by Anonymousreply 99August 1, 2020 5:55 PM

YES - the reds. Looked like one of those "stars hurtling through the galaxy" science show shots. Nichelle wore an eyepatch for two weeks after it. I had to have four of them taken out of my hide like buckshot. Thank the Lord the rest of them had just absorbed into my body. That was the month I slept away. But I was fucking thinnnnn when I woke up. Even though I had to have the bed taken out by a hazmat company. Shit. And I mean that.

Fuck. Diane. And the rest. If they all could just accept my primacy as the senior and still youthful leader of the diva pack then maybe they all wouldn't look so pathetic. Dozens of "fans" in front of her house? HA! Bill collectors.

Now if you'll exsqueeze me, I have to go take my La Mer bath. Take one bathtub. Fill with La Mer. Soak and squish about.

Maybe if you could afford it, Diane, you wouldn't have to shed your skin every few months like an old black rat snake with its scales all stretched apart from too much Swedish pastry.

And I don't fucking have to pretend to be feminine. I just am. Like a goddess. Fierce and not working for ANYONE'S approval. My lady glands have their OWN lady glands. Whereas you are all re-covery and re-placement shots, aintcha, Diane? Aintcha? Poor old thing.

But why Mary and others still show such meanness. I guess they are scared I'll send Damont to collect on all those dee-liveries I made over the years on account. Watch out, girls. The fines are piling up.

Gotta run. I have a gig today. Social distancing. One guy in that lonely phone booth out on Sunset while a sing through a megaphone at him from the car.

by Anonymousreply 100August 1, 2020 8:01 PM

R88 Try singing some of those Burt Bacharach songs from the Sixties yourself. The vocal range is all over the place, and all those tempo shifts and chord changes are no walk in the park either.

My technique was flawless.

by Anonymousreply 101August 1, 2020 11:22 PM

Miss Warwick is a lady, not like hussy Diane. Remember this, Dee?

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by Anonymousreply 102August 1, 2020 11:49 PM

R101, you obviously are not I. I do not brag about my tremendous accomplishments that have lifted me to the heights of American culture and the adulations of millions. Bragging is not my way.

Although your plagiarism could not have been stated better even I my fucking self had said it.

And I do not walk in the park. I walk on the street, unless I am in a charity limo collecting for the pathetic needy.

Are you trying to get on my good side? As in behind me?

Good. Then watch yourselveses.

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by Anonymousreply 103August 2, 2020 12:36 AM

Oh! I am not one to take pleasure in the troubles of others, as you know, R102. I put that unfortunate episode out of my mind, just like I did with all the other stories I've heard about her being more successful in getting off the hook when, you know, careening in a dangerously drunk fashion. You've never heard about me being embarrassed this way. I have Damont for when I'm being social, for fuck's sake. Communion wine goes right to my head.

I just hope she has gotten the help she needs. But I suspect not. I heard she fried her daughter's hair off belching in her direction when poor Chudney was lighting a cigarette in fume-shot range.

But no longer having a voice, her looks, any hair except what on her legs and nethers, her fan base, or anyone wanting to tap her tail is probably too much for her to take.

Hee hee. Cough. Exfuckingscuse me. I had a tickle in my throat.

by Anonymousreply 104August 2, 2020 3:19 AM

So Dionne, are you smashing that fune home director for Newark? I know you two bulldaggin hoes must be rolling in the dough with all these bitches falling out from COVID. And you emceeing the services and all. That's cute, it's bout time you paid your taxes gurl. Only had to start eating old dry snatch to do it!

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by Anonymousreply 105August 2, 2020 3:43 AM

Miss Warwick, why you so angry, girl?

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by Anonymousreply 106August 2, 2020 4:01 AM

Patti, late of Patti and the Blueballs (was that the name of it, dear?), why are you so full of hate?

Is it your looks? I can understand that. All that bad plastic surgery that you now say you re-gret? We all understand that, and re-gretted it long before you did. We all were it's primary fucking victims, after all. "Why she look like a muppet token?" our Nippy used to call out from the couch. Or tub.

Your sugar diabetes? I can understand that, too, but, you know, Patti - all that fat over the years. I remember how you liked to plop those four sticks of butter onto a platter, roll them in sugar and roll them one by one into layers of fondant (which you pronunciated as "fawned-auuuuuuunt) and stuff them into your mouth the wide way. Girl, I always said you could have given birth orally if all those warts and fungus and pusslactites down yonder closed up the usual route.

But you HAVE to get over it all, Patti. You old, girl. I'm sure it's a fucking embarrassment to anyone who loves you. And if I ever find someone who does, I'll prove it by asking her.

As for bumping, the honoraria for my service mission work with all the COVIDian funerals in poor Newark barely covers the week I spend in Manhattan for each one. I run the weeks concurrently so I'm set through 2024 if I want to keep the hotel suite here. Those PPP funds could have gone farther, though. Turtle-Head Mitch still owes me one for dee-stroying the negatives I had (he thinks). Even though I'm sure that kid is in high school by now.

R106, I'm not mad. I have resting goddess face and sometimes summon an image of people like you just as the camera clicks. But here is a photo of me after hearing about another four sorrowful funerals needing my care this week. As you see I am now staying in tasteful black, but I am so full of HIS love. Ka-Ching!

Now enough of this shit. I am running my scales for the gigs. And I don't mean anything on my legs.

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by Anonymousreply 107August 3, 2020 12:44 AM

Wait. Dionne is hosting covid funerals? Really? Link please

by Anonymousreply 108August 3, 2020 2:29 AM

Miss Warwick bought her covid funeral suit at Just For Lesbians in Paramus.

by Anonymousreply 109August 3, 2020 3:10 AM

Only on a message board with thousands of eldergays would care to talk about this De-nied Warwitch. We all know the focus is on my newest masterpiece "Black is King." Sign up for Disney + to support REAL music, y'all.

I promise you won't regret it.

by Anonymousreply 110August 3, 2020 3:51 AM

True tea r108

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by Anonymousreply 111August 3, 2020 4:07 AM

R110 some videos i liked. Others not so much but it’s still a video collection. So.. back to Dionne...

by Anonymousreply 112August 3, 2020 4:11 AM

Beyond-Say,

Which is bigger?

Your ass or you ego?

Anna Mae asked me to ask because she can't use a computer now that she's senile.

Black is King?

This is a democracy, little girl.

And that means Black is Everything and Part of All, little girl,

Using race and cartoon royalty to market yourself as an avatar of our American and African people is a little..... you. Ain't it?

But you get away with it, donchya? I guess because your husband will do contracts on anyone questioning your "taste."

Shit. But it IS a good piece of work, honey. Just try to remember there are other butts on the planet than yours.

by Anonymousreply 113August 3, 2020 3:21 PM

What happened to your house Dionne? Did the IRS take it?

by Anonymousreply 114August 3, 2020 4:10 PM

Is Dionne a singer who was my back up singer? I was busy with Till I Loved You and fucking with Don around Malibu. Quincy called and asked if she could hire her. She became my chorus girl. She’s okay.

by Anonymousreply 115August 3, 2020 5:46 PM

*I* am the true Dionne! It's *my* name!

by Anonymousreply 116August 3, 2020 7:30 PM

Our Miss Warwick is 1000x more entertaining than Dee-yawn.

by Anonymousreply 117August 4, 2020 1:30 AM

Baby, R116, you are my sweetypuss and about the only person here postaging or whatever you call this shit, but if you want to use the word "our" you are going to have pay for the right. Just like any John or fan. No shade, honey. Mama gotta live.

So how many copies of Dionne Warwick & the Voices of Christmas have you got? Any real fan keeps a stash of at least twenty, and that's after giving copies to everyone for Christmas. Come on, baby.

Show me the fucking love.

Same for anyone else wanting a piece of "our" Miss Warwick.

Or you can buy my other 2019 hit, "She's Back." But I'm stuck with 13,002 units of the Xmas shit and really need the garage space. Baby Christ, look at my cover photo! Those Magi would be dropping their gifts for JO after seeing that leg.

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by Anonymousreply 118August 4, 2020 2:00 AM

Having declared bankruptcy a few years ago, I'd think she'd want to do as much as she could to preserve what's left of her voice (and there isn't there). But the Virginia Slims Menthols tell me otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 119August 4, 2020 2:32 AM

Shit.

That fool there thinks some shitty white-suburban-station-wagon-lady cigs could have anything to do with the perfect

by Anonymousreply 120August 5, 2020 1:47 AM

Passed out having Cindi type. I may need to change my fucking blend.

by Anonymousreply 121August 5, 2020 12:49 PM

Miss Warwick cares not for the well-being of others. "Fuck'em" she said. Something had to be done.

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by Anonymousreply 122August 6, 2020 12:30 AM

She looks pretty good for someone who's been smoking both cigarettes and sticky icky for 60 years.

by Anonymousreply 123August 6, 2020 12:33 AM

With those nostrils the smoke exits the body very quickly.

by Anonymousreply 124August 6, 2020 12:42 AM

Compared to what Whitney was doing, that was nothing.

by Anonymousreply 125August 6, 2020 1:36 AM

Oh Dee, we ALL know you've been eating Patti's pies as of late. It's ok, I still love you.

by Anonymousreply 126August 6, 2020 1:45 AM

Gladys, how's that Mormon cluck hole of yours? Your son run it into the ground yet? I KNOW those magic panties of your "faith" are Spanxeseses.

And now I am giving it up to the Lord because I am sleeping in on Sunday.

Shit. This weather. Where are the windows in this .... Where the fuck am I?

Oh, right. Beirut. Gig for the Sisters of the Temple of Light.

Fuck, someone really tapped my blunt in kerosene a couple nights ago down on the docks. Glad I got out of there with most of my hair before that Russian fireworks display. Glad Patti is in another coma. Just like her to try to draw some bullshit connection.

Now exsqueeze me because I am going to the from desk and ordering some cardboard for these holes in the wall. I don't mind the sea air but the smell of something rotten cooking is hanging in the air for some reason. And I hate when more smoke comes out when I exhale than I put in when I inhaled.

Now praise the Lord and praise me too while you're at it. I am worthy, you assholes.

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by Anonymousreply 127August 6, 2020 7:06 PM

The Nostrils of Newark posting old clips of her singing as if she sounds ANYTHING like this today!

Ha! Gotta laugh at her broke, evil, has-been ass. Try posting that video of you butchering our late dear friend Natalie Cole's "This Will Be" on The Masked Singer.

I dare ya!

by Anonymousreply 128August 6, 2020 7:12 PM

Anita, didn't you "re-tired." Because we've all been so tired of your roachy ass it seems like you were gone looonnnng before you claimed to went.

I am as I always have been. And you are a has-been.

I did that TV show for charity. And it's not my fault they slowed my video piece down so it sounded like I was singing "THOOOOSSSSS WWAAALLLL BBBAAAYYYY." Don't you be pretending you were anything to Nat. She said you weren't good for anything except leaving her smokes on your the flat top of your head while she was doing a number. She couldn't stand you. And I, on the other hand, gave her her first hit of coke.

Well, how the hell did I know she would take to it like Re to powdered sugar?

By the way, Anita, I hear you are telling people you're living in Grosse Pointe Park when I know you're in a three-floor walk-up down in Woodridge. One of those three-color-half-painted-front-door-open-fire-escape-hanging-off places with nothing else on the block.

Frankly, honey, I'm surprised you're doing that well.

by Anonymousreply 129August 6, 2020 9:30 PM

Oh, dear.

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by Anonymousreply 130August 7, 2020 12:35 AM

Imagine how she could sound if she ditched the tobacco and stuck to weed.

by Anonymousreply 131August 7, 2020 12:48 AM

She sounds like shit now but I'd still pay to see her in Vegas.

by Anonymousreply 132August 7, 2020 1:01 AM

How about the Salamanca Bingo Hall, R132. I'm set to be there for two whole nights in April 2022!

See you there! Let me know you're there and I'll make sure you get a drink card.

If I can get one out of someone's purse.

I also wanted to say that I didn't fucking want anyone to think I was not all love and kisses for Anna Mae. Your Tina has been through hell over the years. Stroke, cancer, kidney failure, high blood pressure, kidney transplant. And that's on top of bone decay, getting fat and going bald. Plus you know she has to have some brain damage from all that punches Ike gave her. Like a boxer. So you be nice to her. Because she's old and re-tired and all. When she turns 81 in November, show your love by buying one or more of my re-cent albums and mailing them to her. I'll post the address before the day. You KNOW that will give her life and tickle her where she can really feel it. I'll even throw in a discounted autograph. Can't you already see the look on her sad, wrinkled face, babies.

That's what the world needs now.

'nuff.

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by Anonymousreply 133August 10, 2020 12:31 AM

I think they look cute together, and that pic gives Miss W. some much needed humanity.

And if she isn’t gay at least she’s gay friendly.

Unlike Cissy.

by Anonymousreply 134August 10, 2020 1:29 AM

Gay friendly? Dee wrecked.my vagine toute la nuit.

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by Anonymousreply 135August 10, 2020 1:37 AM

R40 deserves re-reading.

by Anonymousreply 136August 10, 2020 2:09 AM

It dee-serves nothing, R136.

And R135 wishes. And will wait until the day she dies again.

Pas de caverne sombre pour moi. Seuls les sommets fiers. As for this place, to put it into my adopted language, tantas bocetas.

Fuck, it's hot! Damont, get me a Sunny Dee-Lite. And a parasol.

NOW.

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by Anonymousreply 137August 10, 2020 7:06 PM

Anybody know how to get something that looks like blood out of sneakers?

I am not saying IS blood. I am saying it LOOKS like blood.

Like does Oxydol get out DNA?

Cindi and Damont are out because she's having a miscarriage or something, Lupella is stuck in Rio and I cannot make sense of that google thing because it is too fucking complicated. Shit. Come on. I am there for you. Now you be there for me. NOW.

by Anonymousreply 138August 16, 2020 10:04 PM

Ah, an excuse for the banned "miss warwicke" poster to reappear with his racist humor. Get the fuck out of here. You're done old white man from missouri. Get the fuck out of here before your racist misogynist unfunny ass is kicked off Datalounge. Again.

by Anonymousreply 139August 16, 2020 10:23 PM

^^^ Shut up, cunt. DL loves Miss Warwick.

by Anonymousreply 140August 16, 2020 10:47 PM

I, too, vote for Miss Warwick to be kicked off of DL. The bitch continues to call me a roach! That’s misogynoir at its finest!

I will never forgive that cunt for that - fuck her!

by Anonymousreply 141August 17, 2020 2:56 AM

OH, Anita. Bless you.

Squish.

Now I have to get THESE shoes fixed.

As for that rabid homeless cooter jabbering through his toothless gaw and pre-tending he is the only true black man on the DL and will cut the throats of all white fags (as he has said), White gays keep me in business.

If I were to fucking condescend to speak to, shall I say, "him," I would say WALK ON BY, Fool.

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by Anonymousreply 142August 17, 2020 3:48 PM

OH, Anita. Bless you.

Squish.

Now I have to get THESE shoes fixed.

As for that rabid homeless cooter jabbering through his toothless gaw and pre-tending he is the only true black man on the DL and will cut the throats of all white fags (as he has said), White gays keep me in business.

If I were to fucking condescend to speak to, shall I say, "him," I would say WALK ON BY, Fool.

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by Anonymousreply 143August 17, 2020 3:48 PM

How fucking weird. Someone hacked me with an insulting video.

Hmf.

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by Anonymousreply 144August 17, 2020 3:50 PM

Such beauty!

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by Anonymousreply 145August 18, 2020 3:15 AM

And I suppose it's MY fault when some jealous trash wanna-be plays with her photoshop? Shit. That's not me. Uh-uh. I have no need for makeup or surgery because my clean living has left me as beautiful as I was when I was 20.

Fuck that shit.

I give you my gift. What the world needs now is love, sweet love, and

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by Anonymousreply 146August 18, 2020 7:13 PM

^^ Jackie's song. Listen and learn.

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by Anonymousreply 147August 18, 2020 8:33 PM

Baby, I knew Jackie. She may have wanted love but that ain't what I heard she got paid for.

Just kidding, Jackie. I know you know I know no one would pay for it.

But I am confused. What was that you were trying to "sing" in your other "hit"?

Put a little what in your what, baby?

by Anonymousreply 148August 19, 2020 2:41 AM

[quote]Dionne must be the last person on earth who still smokes Virginia Slims.

She has the Moon and ascendant in Taurus. She doesn't like change. Stubbornly keeping to her brand of smokes makes her feel safe and secure.

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by Anonymousreply 149August 23, 2020 3:01 PM

Dansko clogs, r56.

by Anonymousreply 150August 23, 2020 3:27 PM

My, my, my. Ain't it sad that a Miss Warwick thread a few years ago could generate at least 600 replies within months, but this pitiful one barely reached 150 in almost three?

Even the sit-in sissys had enuff of you.

Welp. What can I say: Welcome to your irrelevancy, you ole dried-up, crotchety bitch!

by Anonymousreply 151September 2, 2020 4:51 AM

She is 79 now. The question is moot

by Anonymousreply 152September 2, 2020 4:58 AM

OMG...is the girlfriend wearing a cell phone holster? Is that a StarTac phone?

by Anonymousreply 153September 2, 2020 4:59 AM

They look good together. Never too old for love

by Anonymousreply 154September 2, 2020 7:04 AM

I was going to say no until I saw those shoes.

by Anonymousreply 155September 2, 2020 7:29 AM

Dionne is still smoking sixty a day.

by Anonymousreply 156September 2, 2020 10:42 AM

R151, please. When I choose not to deign to condescend to patronize one of these little threadlettes about me on this unimportant "site," of course it collapses.

I am the life that gives life to threads.

And no one is paying me to support it.

I have strived to please. Been witty. Shown my creds. Smoked my wampum and dished my dish? And what has it got me?

A lousy million every six months in publicity.

You think that sort of chump change gets me the best of the smokable to which I am accustomated?

So I still come when summoned. Eventually. Because my fans fucking need me. That is my love.

But otherwise my heart cannot take the pain of being taken for granted. No it can't Uh-uh.

So let me see the sales, bitches. Cough up the dough for some units of my dee-lightful Christmas album and I shall rivet you with true tales of the industry.

Or fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 157September 6, 2020 6:25 PM
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