Wow, can you believe it? He's all mine!
Jealous, bitches?
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Wow, can you believe it? He's all mine!
Jealous, bitches?
by Anonymous | reply 601 | July 2, 2020 10:06 PM |
He looks retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 23, 2020 7:40 PM |
WOW, r2. Okay. Are you KIDDING ME? He went to USC!
I'm DONE with you!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 23, 2020 7:41 PM |
Meh.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 23, 2020 7:41 PM |
Wow, okay r4 David. Admit you're threatened by my SEXY new man!!
Has your thirty-something-year-old cleaned out your bank account yet?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 23, 2020 7:44 PM |
David is much hotter. He had BDE. This guy obviously has to make do with 4 inches or less.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 23, 2020 10:27 PM |
Wow, r7. Okay. Are you KIDDING me? See how far BDE gets you when you're hiding in a closet!!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 23, 2020 10:34 PM |
Makes sense r6. Heather was pissed at the dinner they had during her last season at the Japanese restaurant, where Kelly called Shannon a cunt. There’s footage of her having to be coaxed back into filming by producers that night , she was so upset.
Heather is one of those Housewives who seem so annoying during their last season as a housewife, but their presence is sorely missed when they leave.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 23, 2020 10:37 PM |
Heather was the perfect foil for Kelly, which is why I wish they'd bring her back r9.
... assuming Kelly isn't fired first.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 23, 2020 10:53 PM |
He does look, ah, special in the pic at OP ...
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 23, 2020 11:04 PM |
Shannon, your new man looks like the missing link. A total OC goon.
I believe the rumor that Heather left the show because Kelly spilled the beans that Terry was having an affair with one of his employees. I hated Heather. Snobby show off bitch. But she did make good TV.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 23, 2020 11:05 PM |
Wow, r12. WOW. Are you serious? He is the MISSING LINK of my HEART!!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 23, 2020 11:07 PM |
He will never emotionally fulfill you Fat Shannon, ever.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 23, 2020 11:16 PM |
WOW, r14. Are you serious? WATCH THIS VIDEO YOU FUCKING BITCH!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 23, 2020 11:19 PM |
You must admit she looks good now, since she lost that weight and the facelift
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 23, 2020 11:25 PM |
The two shot an Instagram Live video a month or two ago. They were with friends in a park (social distancing, of course, because Shannon has LUNG DAMAGE!!!)
Anyway, Shannon had been drinking and was very ON and it's clear that John is already embarrassed by her
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 23, 2020 11:25 PM |
Wasabi flavored Al Gore?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 23, 2020 11:26 PM |
Wow, r18. Are you KIDDING ME? As if I would ever date someone who resembled a Democrat!!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 23, 2020 11:28 PM |
I think the sad irony of Shannon is that she lacks self-insight on a massive scale. I don't think she realizes her desperation leads to a willingness to defer to a man and let herself be controlled by him. But the type of men who seek out deferential and self-loathing women are generally creeps, and the cycle keeps repeating.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 24, 2020 11:50 AM |
Gay Gayerson
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 24, 2020 12:22 PM |
r21 = a and his penchant for hot daddies
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 24, 2020 12:27 PM |
R16: How do you lose a facelift?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 24, 2020 1:33 PM |
The only surgery that would help Shannon at this point is vaginal rejuvenation. After David's big, meaty cock did a number on her, the new BF's rather modest endowment is unable to find purchase.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 24, 2020 1:37 PM |
WOW, r24. Okay. Are you kidding me? His big meaty cock spent FAR more time in THE AFFAIR than in me.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 24, 2020 1:40 PM |
It really would be hilarious if the real Shannon knew about this thread.
I can almost hear her slew of exacerbated "WOWs" and "Are you kidding mes?" and "Are you SERIOUSes?" while John tries unsuccessfully to calm her down.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 24, 2020 1:47 PM |
Funny that at r25, Shannon doesn't bother defending what's-his-face's lack of size.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 24, 2020 1:52 PM |
Wow, r27. Okay. Wow. Are you serious? Size doesn't matter to me! And at least I don't have to hide in the closet when John Janssen gets mad ... a lot!
I'm DONE with you!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 24, 2020 1:56 PM |
That man looks like the alien bad guy in a campy sci-fi, who would be decked out with an oversized glitter collar the size of a backstop.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 24, 2020 2:14 PM |
Wow, r29. Okay. Are you SERIOUS? JOHN JANSSEN is the NICEST, HANDSOMEST, KINDEST, SMARTEST, and SEXIEST man I have EVER MET!!! What's that John? Oh, he is also the MOST SUCCESSFUL and FUNNIEST!!!
I'm sorry, John!! I will work harder to remember all your well-deserved superlatives!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 24, 2020 2:24 PM |
r24 is by far my favorite post on this (and the other Shannon) thread.
Well done.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 24, 2020 4:38 PM |
So right now I'm watching this cheap 80's thriller called 'Double Exposure' on Amazon Prime, and just as I clicked on this thread, guess who pops up on screen? OC's own Jeana Keough! She's extremely skinny, in a bathing suit, modeling for a photographer in a pool. The photographer ends up drowning her with the pool skimmer.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 24, 2020 4:50 PM |
Psychotic Incest Survivor?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 24, 2020 4:54 PM |
OMG Sally Kirkland is also in this. She plays a doomed hooker!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 24, 2020 4:54 PM |
He’s not attractive. David was incredibly hot but he has evil eyes
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 24, 2020 5:05 PM |
Wow, r32, r33, r34, r35. Are you KIDDING me? This thread is about ME and my WILDLY ATTRACTIVE boyfriend JOHN JANSSEN who is MUCH BETTER LOOKING and LESS VIOLENT THAN DAVID r36.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 24, 2020 5:09 PM |
Let's see YOU slim down and look as good as Jeana does in R33's pic, Shannon.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 24, 2020 5:16 PM |
Wow, r38. Okay, WOW. Are you serious? John Janssen loves my surgically-altered face and body!! It's my needy and obnoxious personality he's trying to change: he says I embarrass him in public and I don't want to hurt him!!! HE LOVES ME!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 24, 2020 5:19 PM |
go ride a horse to the pharmacy, Shannon.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 24, 2020 5:22 PM |
WOW, r40. Okay DAVID, don't you have some 30-year-old trailer trash whore causing a scene in Walmart to attend to?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 24, 2020 5:26 PM |
Hey Shannon, can you see your toes when you're standing up yet?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 24, 2020 5:28 PM |
"I'm just happy I'm no longer the fattest OC Housewife."
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 24, 2020 5:29 PM |
Did someone say fattest housewife?
By the way, Shannon, you act just like my MENTALLY ILL MOTHER. Put THAT in your QVC burger and smoke it!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 24, 2020 5:33 PM |
"I completely forgot about her!"
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 24, 2020 5:35 PM |
What a sad fat cow she is. She really needs a fag to help her with everything. I don’t think she’s ever had an orgasm , let alone one happy moment in her miserable, transfat filled life.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 24, 2020 7:32 PM |
WOW, r47. Okay. Are you kidding me? JEFF LEWIS is my BFF!!!
John? John, please stop yelling. It's okay! Jeff is gay! I'm sorry! Don't get mad!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 24, 2020 7:51 PM |
SMACK!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 24, 2020 7:51 PM |
Wow, r49. Are you serious? I'm going to call Vicki from the closet!!!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 24, 2020 7:55 PM |
I don’t know her
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 24, 2020 7:57 PM |
Shannon, if he beats you, then you did something to deserve it!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 24, 2020 7:58 PM |
Omg it must be exhausting to have shannon in your life.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 24, 2020 8:01 PM |
WOW, r52. Okay ... WOW. Are you serious? He beat me sometimes when I didn't deserve it you fucking bitch!!! I'm DONE with you!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 24, 2020 8:02 PM |
He has a GIGANTIC forehead.
He would give Van Der Beek a complex about having barely any forehead by comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 24, 2020 8:02 PM |
Vicki looks deranged in r52
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 24, 2020 8:03 PM |
I look at Shannon's new guy and can only think of this:
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 24, 2020 8:04 PM |
Oh yeah right R55. I'm the only one in Orange County who'll still take your calls. I even sold you domestic abuse insurance.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 24, 2020 8:06 PM |
Wow, r60. Okay. Are you serious? We weren't friends anymore after Girth Brooks LIED ABOUT CANCER you fucking bitch! Plus John told me that all my old friends are bad influences and I need to cut them out of my life!!!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 24, 2020 8:10 PM |
R61 Tell your new man that Terry can fix those droopy eyelids of his.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 24, 2020 8:14 PM |
Maybe I don't want another man with eyes that look like he's a sociopathic iguana r63 / r64!!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 24, 2020 8:20 PM |
How many of the housewives got fucked by their biological fathers growing up?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 24, 2020 8:21 PM |
R65 With those eyes, he'll never get a role on Malibu Country, like I did.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 24, 2020 8:21 PM |
WOW, r66. Okay. Are you kidding me? DAVID was the only daddy I ever fucked!!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 24, 2020 8:23 PM |
R68 At least you're getting fucked.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 24, 2020 8:24 PM |
Um, R67, Malibu Country asked me to do that role waaay before they asked you.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 24, 2020 8:24 PM |
Oh, and that Shannon lady is a sad pathetic loser. It says so in the Bible somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 24, 2020 8:27 PM |
DADDYFUCKER!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 24, 2020 8:28 PM |
Wow, r72. Okay. David was a HOT DADDY (when he wasn't beating me!)
Jealous, bitches?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 24, 2020 8:31 PM |
Nooobooooody is jealous of youuu, Shaaaannon Beeeeeeeedor!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 24, 2020 8:35 PM |
WOW, r75. Okay. Are you kidding me? At least ALL my daughters talk to me!!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 24, 2020 8:43 PM |
I've got Jesus on my side now, R76, so I'm not even gonna get mad at you for that.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 24, 2020 8:47 PM |
This thread is full of false profits.
Come, Shannon. Let me pray over you. We'll exorcise your inner demons together.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 24, 2020 8:55 PM |
WOW, r80 / r81. Okay. I am SICK of having my MENTAL STATE QUESTIONED!! John says everything will be fine as long as I do exactly what he tells me like the good Christian woman I am!!!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 24, 2020 9:20 PM |
R70 Shut up, Jesus Jugs. You're not a trained actress like I am, and Jesus doesn't like it when you lie.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 24, 2020 9:26 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 24, 2020 9:31 PM |
R84 That's it. You are not welcome in my house. I'm a proper lady and it offends my upper class ears when such words enter into them. Please leave. Now.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 24, 2020 9:35 PM |
WOW, r85. Okay. Are you KIDDING ME? The only mental health professionals I consult are endorsed by Focus on the Family, and John Janssen attends all my sessions with me!!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 24, 2020 9:37 PM |
Hilarious “sociopathic iguana” that’s perfect @R65
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 24, 2020 9:48 PM |
Don't believe Shannon's bullshit. The closest she gets to therapy are when she brings me to my training classes.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 24, 2020 9:52 PM |
R89 Wow. Okay. ARCHIE DOESN'T NEED TRAINING! I TRAINED HIM PERFECTLY MYSELF WHILE I WAS HIDING IN THE CLOSET!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 24, 2020 9:55 PM |
The only party I want Fat Shannon to throw is her funeral. They’ll need a few extra pallbearers though.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 24, 2020 9:55 PM |
Shannon put me on a strict diet of one bacon bit a week.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 24, 2020 9:59 PM |
R91 Wow. Okay. I'M SO THIN NOW THAT LYDIA COULD CARRY MY CASKET ALL BY HERSELF! AND THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A MAN WHO LOVES ME MORE THAN LYDIA'S HUSBAND LOVES HER! Oh, and because I sell healthy TV dinners.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 24, 2020 9:59 PM |
R94 Wow. Okay. I'D FEED HIM IF YOU WEREN'T EATING ALL HIS FOOD FIRST, YOU BITCH!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 24, 2020 10:03 PM |
Seriously, Shannon has a good companion in Archie. (I'm a big fan of goldens.) She would have been fine if she'd stayed single for a year or two, and it would have been good for her daughters too -- to show them their mom can be independent and survive. Instead she jumped straight into a serious relationship with a probable creep.
After being married to David, you'd think she'd have learned.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 24, 2020 10:04 PM |
R96 Wow. Okay. You're just jealous because I found the kindest, most loving, only mildly controlling and prone to fewer rage tantrums than David boyfriend. I don't need a man. I'm perfectly happy selling my TV dinners on QVC while drug testing my homely daughters and sitting by the pool with Archie while I treat my serious lung infection with herbs and crystals, but my man just fell into my arms, and I'm a good person, so I wasn't going to shut him out. Now I'm done. I'm done.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 24, 2020 10:09 PM |
When can I eat your dog's food, R95? Your new boyfriend doesn't even allow me in your house!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 24, 2020 10:09 PM |
This is one of the best threads on DL in a long time
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 24, 2020 10:10 PM |
R98 I've seen her digging a hole under your fence with her pig nose, Shannon.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 24, 2020 10:13 PM |
Vicious Kelly used the Pig Emoji for porcine Vicki, what would she use for Shannon? An elephant? A cow? A rhino? A moose?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 24, 2020 10:19 PM |
Kelly, you promised you'd stap calling me a pig!
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 24, 2020 10:20 PM |
"Jeana, the fat one said I eat dog food and the Mexican called me a pig!"
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 24, 2020 10:23 PM |
r104 is frightening
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 24, 2020 10:30 PM |
Shannon naked is more frightening, R107.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 24, 2020 10:41 PM |
R108 Wow. Okay. I was only frightening looking because you abused me to the point where all I did was eat my feelings in between beatings!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 24, 2020 10:42 PM |
I never beat you, you fat fucking liar bitch r109!
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 24, 2020 10:46 PM |
I don't think David ever beat Shannon. Men just don't do those kinds of things to women, ya know?
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 24, 2020 10:54 PM |
I HAVE THE RECEIPTS YOU FUCKING BITCH r111!!!
AND SHE CALLED ME FROM THE CLOSET!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 24, 2020 10:56 PM |
Vicki, you better STOP telling people I called you from inside a closet. I was inside the PANTRY!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 24, 2020 11:11 PM |
Peggy, a pantry is where you store all the handbags you weren't able to sell.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 24, 2020 11:18 PM |
R115
See Vicki, I was right. He never laid a finger on her.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 24, 2020 11:23 PM |
Jeana, you always make excuses and defend bad men! That's something I'd NEVER DO!
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 24, 2020 11:25 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 24, 2020 11:27 PM |
I'm offended that no one's made this about ME yet.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 24, 2020 11:28 PM |
Oh, and by the way... I'm a doctor, and I diagnose Shannon as NUTS.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 24, 2020 11:31 PM |
WOW, r120. Okay. Are you KIDDING ME? We had a VERBAL ARGUMENT. He NEVER TOUCHED ME!!!
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 24, 2020 11:32 PM |
I do not know what is wrong with me, but I find John Janssen to be so handsome and David to be so NOT. And I am a sucker for blue eyes, but David has rapey eyes and I hate everything about him.. Looks and all..
You all really think John Janssen looks like a backwoods banjo playing mongloid????
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 24, 2020 11:33 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 24, 2020 11:36 PM |
He is decent looking r125 but I find his personality off-putting, at least in the video he did with Shannon. It's hard to put my finger on ... he has a cockiness that's way more obnoxious than sexy
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 24, 2020 11:38 PM |
I think David's incredibly sexy, but he seams like a sexual sadist
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 24, 2020 11:41 PM |
Shannon busted a few seams in her day too R128
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 24, 2020 11:42 PM |
The Vicki posts are hilarious. Keep me coming
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 24, 2020 11:49 PM |
I'll keep you coming, R130. Just don't tell Steve.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 24, 2020 11:51 PM |
WOW, r132. Okay. Are you KIDDING ME?
If John's happy, I'm mixing him a drink (to keep him that way). If John's frisky, I'm in the bedroom with my eyes closed praying that it ends as quickly as possible. And if John's mad, I'm back in the freakin' closet!!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 25, 2020 12:05 AM |
Thank God you're ok Shannon. I was afraid Jan Janjansan murdered you.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 25, 2020 12:14 AM |
Wow, r134. Okay. Are you KIDDING ME? John JANSSEN loves me!!! He told me in a lovely birthday note that I am the most beautiful, smartest, kindest, most intelligent, funniest, most honest, warmest, most caring, most fun, most deferential, AND most gullible woman he's ever met!!!
He's the love of my life and would never murder me!!!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 25, 2020 12:21 AM |
Hey Shannan, when Steve Ladge and I get married, we're gonna fill this stadium with all our friends and loved ones. Will you be one of my bridesmaids? Steve's already given me permission to ask you.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 25, 2020 12:22 AM |
Why are none of you concerned that I may get murdered by my husband!? It's just like Shannon to suck all the attention to her.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 25, 2020 12:27 AM |
Emily, I would never murder you. I'd just mentally torture you until you murder yourself.
Kind of like Shannon tried to do with David.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 25, 2020 12:30 AM |
Wow, r137. Okay. At least I attended an ACCREDITED LAW SCHOOL
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 25, 2020 12:32 AM |
Wow, r138. Okay. Are you serious? At least David was a hot daddy and not an extra from Deliverance!!
by Anonymous | reply 140 | June 25, 2020 12:33 AM |
r136 totally not controlling John said I can't talk to you anymore.
So, no.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 25, 2020 12:41 AM |
But R138, you told me yourself that you tried to gaslight David into killing himself. Don't you remember? You did. You did.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 25, 2020 12:43 AM |
Shannon, my shoes need shining. Get off the fucking computer NOW!
by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 25, 2020 12:45 AM |
Tamra, Shannon doesn't wanna be my bridesmaid anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 25, 2020 12:46 AM |
Wow, r143. Okay. I'm sorry! Please promise me you aren't mad, and if you are mad, you won't yell, and if you do yell, you won't scare me, and if you do scare me, you won't hit me, and if you do hit me, it's with an open hand!!
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 25, 2020 12:48 AM |
SMACK
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 25, 2020 12:49 AM |
WOW, r146. Okay. Are you serious? I'm DONE with you, John Janssen!!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | June 25, 2020 12:50 AM |
But, I don't want her to be happy.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | June 25, 2020 12:51 AM |
r148 = David Beador
by Anonymous | reply 149 | June 25, 2020 12:53 AM |
Hey R147, Jeana Keough told me that she heard that you and Jan Janjansen are broken up. Now will you be in mine and Steve Ladge's wedding?
by Anonymous | reply 150 | June 25, 2020 1:02 AM |
I'm upset you haven't asked me to be in your wedding, Vicki.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | June 25, 2020 1:04 AM |
R150 Don't bring me into this. I'm busy watching my ZZ Top video. I like to remember how I used to look before I started to look like Shannon.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | June 25, 2020 1:04 AM |
Everyone in Coto is laying odds on how close they get to the wedding before Vicki's "fiancee" bails. Tee-hee!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | June 25, 2020 1:06 AM |
R154 Wow. Okay. This thread is about ME, AND I'M GETTING MARRIED BEFORE VICKI, BITCH!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 25, 2020 1:07 AM |
r147 John! I'm sorry I got mad at you!!! You're right, I'm crazy and the cause of all our fights. Please forgive me!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 157 | June 25, 2020 1:08 AM |
Is ok R151. Vicki no ask me to be in wedding either.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | June 25, 2020 1:09 AM |
That's RIGHT R156, everything is always about YOU! It's the fucking SHANNON SHOW!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | June 25, 2020 1:12 AM |
John, Jeana Keough called me a fatso today. Do you think I'm fat???
by Anonymous | reply 161 | June 25, 2020 1:22 AM |
R161 Yes
by Anonymous | reply 162 | June 25, 2020 1:23 AM |
That hurt worse than a slap, John. Worse than a slap.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | June 25, 2020 1:26 AM |
Oh wait that was David? Sorry I got my abusive partners mixed up for a sec.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | June 25, 2020 1:27 AM |
Does Kelly do Meth? Did her Dad fuck her?
by Anonymous | reply 165 | June 25, 2020 2:11 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 25, 2020 2:21 AM |
Hmm. 37 missed calls from Shannon. I hope Jan Janjansan isn't beating her up.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | June 25, 2020 3:43 AM |
Wow, r167. Okay. Are you serious? I NEVER called you, you lying con woman!!! John gets mad when I divert any attention away from him when we're together.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | June 25, 2020 7:38 AM |
WOW, r160. Okay. Are you serious? It's the man's job to propose marriage and the woman's job to say yes!! So you need to be asking JOHN JANSSEN this question.
Also, THIS ISN'T MY FAT YOU FUCKING BITCH!!
by Anonymous | reply 169 | June 25, 2020 9:03 AM |
Although much of this show is manufactured and Terry is a huge drama queen, I think his dislike of David during his first season was genuine. He knew David was a physically abusive womanizer and he wasn't having it.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | June 25, 2020 10:34 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 171 | June 25, 2020 12:41 PM |
WOW, r171. Okay. Wow. Are you SERIOUS? I supported Girth Brooks when all your other friends were trash talking him! I stood up for you, you lying bitch!!!
Clearly I was wrong about Girth "Meaty Cock" Brooks. Which is funny. My accurate judgement of men's characters typically doesn't fail!!!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | June 25, 2020 12:48 PM |
R168 Your ass is so big it probably butt-dialed Vicki 37 times.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | June 25, 2020 12:50 PM |
WOW, r173. Okay. Wow. Are you serious? John Janssen said knock it off because he is the only one allowed to fat shame me!! (Which he would never do!!!)
by Anonymous | reply 174 | June 25, 2020 12:53 PM |
I've got you beat, Vick. Shannon called me 55 times last night. What a loser!
by Anonymous | reply 175 | June 25, 2020 12:55 PM |
WOW, r175. Okay. Are you kidding me? Wow. John Janssen removed your number from my phone months ago!!!! He's the only one who gaslights me now (only he doesn't!!)
And at least the only closet involved in our relationship is the one I hide in when he gets mad!!!
by Anonymous | reply 176 | June 25, 2020 12:58 PM |
We're both upset that Shannon didn't call us. She never calls us...
by Anonymous | reply 177 | June 25, 2020 12:58 PM |
He's got fat lids. No thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | June 25, 2020 1:02 PM |
Wow, r177. Okay. Refresh my memory. How do I know you? Church? The supermarket? Are in my mother's bridge club?
by Anonymous | reply 179 | June 25, 2020 1:03 PM |
She definitely called me last night. I was up late going over a new case I'd taken on, so I answered. All I heard was Shannon crying. More like blubbering. And then loud chewing, like she was eating a whole bag of chips. I asked her what was wrong, and how she got my new number. All she could say was "I'm out of guac!" Then I heard footsteps coming closer, a door being pulled open, and then the call dropped.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | June 25, 2020 1:05 PM |
WOW, r180. Okay. Wow. Are you serious, Miss 30-Year-Old? I called you to invite you to Bunco, I wasn't crying, I wasn't eating chips, I didn't need more guac for my chips, and JOHN JANSSEN DOES NOT ABUSE ME!!!
by Anonymous | reply 181 | June 25, 2020 1:08 PM |
Shannon, get the fuck over here and suck my cock, you fat slob!
by Anonymous | reply 182 | June 25, 2020 1:14 PM |
Was Shannon abused as a child? She displays all the classic signs.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | June 25, 2020 1:17 PM |
She was most definitely abused, R183. She shows all the signs of being a traumatized nut-job.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | June 25, 2020 1:21 PM |
Wow, r184. Okay. Wow. Are you serious? My childhood was COMPLETELY NORMAL AND NON-TRAUMATIC you fucking whackjob!
by Anonymous | reply 185 | June 25, 2020 1:24 PM |
It's so exhausting being your best friend, Shannon. One minute you're calling me to cry, the next you're saying my husband is gay!
by Anonymous | reply 186 | June 25, 2020 1:27 PM |
R184 I was waiting for an appearance by the jowly Dr. Deb!
by Anonymous | reply 187 | June 25, 2020 1:55 PM |
Who're you callin' "jowly" R187? I'm a doctor, and I diagnose you as Boring Republican.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | June 25, 2020 2:05 PM |
R188 Stop it, mom. You're embarrassing me and you ruined my childhood. I'm going to cry about it now.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | June 25, 2020 2:06 PM |
WOW, r186. Okay. Wow. Are you serious? It was Vicki who said Eddie was gay you fucking bitch! NOT ME!!!
I have traumatic brain injury from Kelly hitting me over the head with a mallet (NOT from David beating me because he DID NOT!!!) and even I could remember that much!!!
by Anonymous | reply 190 | June 25, 2020 3:20 PM |
Wow, r182. Okay. Are you kidding me? Why can't you treat me with even the most cursory gestures of respect? I let you make all the decisions in our relationship, defer to you, change myself to make you happy, and feed your ego constantly. I don't understand why you wouldn't respect a woman like me!!!
by Anonymous | reply 191 | June 25, 2020 3:38 PM |
WOW. Okay. Apparently DL forgot that JOHN JANSSEN and I just celebrated our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. You know our relationship is solid because this post received 35,000 likes!!!
Jealous, bitches?
by Anonymous | reply 192 | June 25, 2020 6:06 PM |
I'm taking a break from my fast-paced career at Coto Insurance to wish you and Jan Janjansin a Happy Anniversary. There, I said it. Now how many of those 35,000 likes are paid likes, Shannan? I'd bet at least 2,000. All the Housewives, except ME, pay for some likes every now and then, so don't bather lying to me.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | June 25, 2020 6:36 PM |
WOW, r193. Okay. Are you KIDDING me? Just admit you are jealous of JOHN JANSSEN and his MEATY COCK and his sexy EPICANTHIC FOLDS!
by Anonymous | reply 195 | June 25, 2020 6:43 PM |
Excuse me, R193, I've never paid for a single like in my entire life. Some of us are just naturally popular and well-liked.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | June 25, 2020 6:44 PM |
WHY would I be JEALOUS of JAN, R195!? I have STEVE, the best, most loving man in the WORLD! And his penis is HUGE! It fills up my love tank, and THEN SOME!
by Anonymous | reply 197 | June 25, 2020 6:48 PM |
WOW, r197. Okay. No more scared-in-the-closet phone calls for YOU!
I'M DONE WITH YOU!
by Anonymous | reply 198 | June 25, 2020 6:52 PM |
"I can't believe Shannon won't call me from her closets any more."
by Anonymous | reply 200 | June 25, 2020 6:55 PM |
Wow, r200. Okay. Are you kidding me? I'm never calling you again! YOU PUT FALSE CRIMINAL ACCUSATIONS ABOUT MY HUSBAND INTO THE UNIVERSE!! INTO ... THE ... UNIVERSE!
by Anonymous | reply 202 | June 25, 2020 7:34 PM |
Hi r194 Kentucky Fried Titties!
by Anonymous | reply 203 | June 25, 2020 7:38 PM |
Here I am helping John Janssen (NOT a fame whore!) take care of his prostate!
Aren't we cute!
by Anonymous | reply 204 | June 25, 2020 9:25 PM |
R204 How much did you get paid for that embarrassing post, you fat whore?
by Anonymous | reply 205 | June 25, 2020 9:28 PM |
Is he a televangelist? Creepy looking dude.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | June 25, 2020 9:29 PM |
Wow, r206. Okay. WOW. He is a Christian with STRONG FAMILY VALUES!!! (And a healthy prostate!)
by Anonymous | reply 207 | June 25, 2020 9:31 PM |
Wow, r205. Are you KIDDING me?! How fucking dare you question my altruistic commitment to the health of John Janssen's prostate!!!
by Anonymous | reply 208 | June 25, 2020 9:33 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 209 | June 25, 2020 10:22 PM |
DONNNNGGGG
by Anonymous | reply 210 | June 26, 2020 12:08 AM |
I wonder if John Janssen is a DL regular.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | June 26, 2020 12:09 AM |
What self esteem, r210?
I took every last bit of it!
by Anonymous | reply 212 | June 26, 2020 12:10 AM |
Hey Shannon, how many times have you been to the ER this month? Seven? Eight times? Nah, probably 25.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | June 26, 2020 12:14 AM |
Wow, r213. Okay. Are you kidding me? At least when David hit me he apologized for it later!!!!!! And took me to the ER himself, like a true gentleman.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | June 26, 2020 12:23 AM |
Shannon, STOP arguing with that Mexican and come lick my taint!
by Anonymous | reply 215 | June 26, 2020 12:43 AM |
R215 I'll do it!
by Anonymous | reply 216 | June 26, 2020 12:46 AM |
Ryan, your step-daddy is so haaard to live with! One minute he's into my rockin' 60-year-old lady-bod, the next he's licking Shannon's boyfriend's taint! I bet it's just a phase.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | June 26, 2020 12:51 AM |
R218 What are you talking about, babe? I'm at Cut Fitness all day long, keeping our business afloat, even though we're not allowed to open yet (wink).
by Anonymous | reply 220 | June 26, 2020 1:00 AM |
R219 I need to visit Ryan and deliver to him the word of the Lord. With my mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | June 26, 2020 1:01 AM |
Doug, you promised no more cock sucking! Jesus hates cock sucking! It's almost as worse as pot smoking!
by Anonymous | reply 222 | June 26, 2020 1:08 AM |
R222 That's it. The word "cock" just assaulted my ears. You must leave my house and never return. You have no class.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | June 26, 2020 1:14 AM |
R224 All this talk about cock and I haven't seen one in years.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | June 26, 2020 2:00 AM |
I always begged Matt to let me suck his CAWK but he'd NEVA let me! I didn't evah UNDA-STAND whyyyy?
by Anonymous | reply 227 | June 26, 2020 2:13 AM |
Ladies, I awoketh this morning and saw that I had 32 missed calls from Shannan from between 12:30pm and 4am last night. I was far too busy having hot, sweaty sex all night with my husband-to-be Steve Ladge to answer my telaphone. Do any of you knoweth what that fat nutjab wanted?
by Anonymous | reply 228 | June 26, 2020 1:21 PM |
WOW, r228. Okay. Wow. Are you serious? I was occupied last night servicing all 3.5 inches of JOHN JANSSEN and had no time to call you!
by Anonymous | reply 229 | June 26, 2020 9:19 PM |
DL Shannon is truly indefatigable.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | June 26, 2020 9:21 PM |
David's taste in jewelry, like his taste in women, is very déclassé .
by Anonymous | reply 231 | June 26, 2020 9:26 PM |
Wow, r226. Okay. Are you serious? Why are you on my thread? I barely remember you. Were you part of the show's crew? Were you my live-in housekeeper? Does your father own the gas station I sometimes frequent?
I was hit on the head (thanks r224!) and suffered traumatic brain injury and can't remember.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | June 26, 2020 9:34 PM |
Shannon, how come you no show fo you appointment for chakra-cleanse today?
by Anonymous | reply 233 | June 26, 2020 9:41 PM |
Finally, word I know R230! Indefatigable. It mean tireless, like the Armenian people!
by Anonymous | reply 234 | June 26, 2020 9:44 PM |
Wow, r233. Okay. Are you serious? I told you John Janssen already suspects we're too close and he insists on accompanying me to all my appointments!!
by Anonymous | reply 235 | June 26, 2020 9:50 PM |
YOU no remember ME, R226? I only remember you as sad fat lady who yell too much and always had food in mouth. Khent’ tikin!
by Anonymous | reply 236 | June 26, 2020 9:51 PM |
WOW, r236. Okay. Are you kidding me? That was the lowest point in my life! I gained FORTY POUNDS because a very untruthful Vicki Gunvalson put out a VICIOUS LIE into the universe that my husband beat me!!!!!!!
HE DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 237 | June 26, 2020 9:53 PM |
Shannon, you owe me $50,000 for pre-chakra cleanse colon and gut cleanse. You pay me now!
by Anonymous | reply 238 | June 26, 2020 9:54 PM |
Shannan, we talked about this. You have gat to stap blaming me for you eating too much.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | June 26, 2020 9:57 PM |
Wow, r239. Are you kidding me? I called you terrified from a closet and sent you pictures of huge bruises the next day! I NEVER SAID MY HUSBAND BEAT ME!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 241 | June 26, 2020 10:01 PM |
We know, r237. You came to a party at my house, thrust your gunt towards me and screamed , “THIS IS STRESS! THIS IS VICKI GUNVALSON!”
Put down the twinkies Fatso and maybe you’ll find a man with eyebrows who will resist the urge to slap you.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | June 26, 2020 10:05 PM |
Wow, r242. Are you serious? Wow. I would NEVER eat Twinkies because they're not Certified Organic, GMO Free, Gluten Free, MSG Free, and Vegan!!! (Unlike my AMAZING QVC burgers.)
And John Janssen doesn't slap me ... much!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 243 | June 26, 2020 10:10 PM |
Then how did you get all those BRUISES, R241? HOW!?
by Anonymous | reply 245 | June 26, 2020 10:20 PM |
Wow, r244. Okay. I DON'T LIKE YOU and I am NOTHING LIKE YOUR MIDWESTERN MENTALLY ILL MOTHER!!!!!!!
Get off my thread. I'M DONE WITH YOU!
by Anonymous | reply 246 | June 26, 2020 10:22 PM |
r245 WOW. Okay. Are you kidding me? I TOLD YOU I RAN INTO A DOOR AND FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!
I'M DONE WITH YOU!
by Anonymous | reply 247 | June 26, 2020 10:23 PM |
I saw John Janssen getting head from Eddie a week ago.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | June 26, 2020 10:23 PM |
Please, r248. Even I have size standards and John Janssen's modest endowment does not meet them.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | June 26, 2020 10:25 PM |
I can't believe Shannan said she's done with me. What'd I ever do to deserve this?
by Anonymous | reply 250 | June 26, 2020 10:27 PM |
SHANNON! Keep your boyfriend away from MY HUSBAND!
by Anonymous | reply 251 | June 26, 2020 10:30 PM |
R244 Can I have some, too? I'm bored with trying new hairstyles to cover my post-DUI stress.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | June 26, 2020 10:35 PM |
Wow, r251. Okay. NO WORRIES, dear. John Janssen has very strong family values! He thinks a's lifestyle is an affront to the Lord!
by Anonymous | reply 253 | June 26, 2020 10:37 PM |
Vicki, why are you on the floor crying? Did Steve postpone the wedding again?
by Anonymous | reply 254 | June 26, 2020 10:38 PM |
Shannon, when are you and John getting married? Has he brought you a car yet?
by Anonymous | reply 256 | June 26, 2020 10:45 PM |
Wow, r256. Okay. Are you kidding me? I am a SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSWOMAN and an INDEPENDENT WOMAN and I don't rely on a man for ANYTHING.
Isn't that right, sweetie? John? John? Don't you agree with me? What? No! I'm not talking to Tamra or Vicki again, I promise! They are bad influences, like you said. Stop yelling!!
by Anonymous | reply 258 | June 26, 2020 10:51 PM |
SMACK!
by Anonymous | reply 259 | June 26, 2020 10:52 PM |
Wow, r259. Okay. Are you kidding me? Why can't you treat me with respect!!
by Anonymous | reply 260 | June 26, 2020 10:54 PM |
Oh look girls, Shannon's wearing a giant pair of sunglasses. John must be hitting her again.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | June 26, 2020 11:09 PM |
Wow, r261, Okay. Are you serious? I would never stay with a man who beat me!!! The second John switches to a closed first, I'M DONE WITH HIM!
by Anonymous | reply 262 | June 26, 2020 11:18 PM |
Holy shit! I have 33 missed calls from Shannon!
by Anonymous | reply 264 | June 26, 2020 11:31 PM |
Wow, r264. Okay. Are you kidding me? John Janssen is still VERY UPSET that you gave me traumatic brain injury! He says it's why he gets so mad at me!!!
by Anonymous | reply 265 | June 26, 2020 11:36 PM |
Hi Mrs. Beador. I made sure I included those two extra-large tubs of guacamole you asked for.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | June 26, 2020 11:40 PM |
R264 I heard John Janssen did a choo-choo train with Eddie and David and Lydia's Christian husband.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | June 26, 2020 11:50 PM |
Wow, r266. Are you serious? I am not going to mess up this perfectly liposuctioned body!!!
by Anonymous | reply 268 | June 26, 2020 11:50 PM |
R267, I heard John Janssen shit all over the bed.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | June 27, 2020 12:08 AM |
It's true, R267 and R270 are right. We all fucked the shit out of John, literally. I had to get new sheets and bedspread. Don't tell Tamra though!
by Anonymous | reply 271 | June 27, 2020 12:13 AM |
WOW. OKAY. Wow. Are you KIDDING ME?!!!
JOHN JANSSEN IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 273 | June 27, 2020 12:18 AM |
Is Kelly HIV positive?
by Anonymous | reply 275 | June 27, 2020 12:22 AM |
I wish some tea would spill about John Janssen's lavender marriage. Apparently he was granted full custody of their three kids and there was also an order prohibiting corporal punishment. And the divorced dragged on five years.
There is definitely a story in there somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | June 27, 2020 12:25 AM |
Wow, r274. Okay. Are you serious right now? Just because John occasionally has anal leakage does NOT mean our relationship is shitty!!
by Anonymous | reply 277 | June 27, 2020 12:26 AM |
This sad angry fat menopausal disaster has moved on from a messy , violent marriage to a sociopath with creepy eyes; to a fake relationship with a closeted homosexual who doesn’t have eyebrows.
It’s sad that someone this old would need to resort to a fake George Glass type boyfriend.
I pray for this lost sad creature and her tramp daughters.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | June 27, 2020 12:27 AM |
Shannan, everyone's talking about Jan Janjansan's sexuality. You know I'm here for you if you need a shoulder to cry on.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | June 27, 2020 12:30 AM |
Wow, r278. Okay. Are you kidding me? JOHN JANSSEN LOVES ME! He wrote this very sincere note to me on my birthday, which I posted on social media but NOT FOR EXTERNAL APPROVAL:
Our connection and chemistry are what people dream about. You are my person; the one I was meant to be with, the one that makes me feel whole. I started falling in love with you almost immediately and my love has grown ever stronger as our time together has flown by. I find myself thinking and wondering at times if this is real, how did I get so blessed? Then I look into your beautiful eyes and know it IS real and it is how our world should be. You are such an amazing woman and you surprise me every day. I have never believed that a woman could be so loving, generous, intelligent, creative, determined, funny, fun loving, hardworking, successful, down to earth, nurturing, protective, loyal, encouraging, and have my back no matter what. Then I met you; you are all of that and more. The timing was bad and made no sense to either of us or to any of our friends and family. I was not in the right frame of mind to meet anyone and was just trying to get my balance. You were not looking for a relationship, but rather were just spending time and having fun with friends after an emotional two years of ending your marriage. But once we were introduced something inside me knew that I had to talk to you. We started with encouraging texts that warmed my heart and then phone calls for hours that flowed so effortlessly and then came the group date. I took you and a friend of ours out to dinner. The night ended with you and I singing karaoke duets at the Elks club and then talking one on one until the Elks staff told us they needed to lock up. Since that night you and I have been inseparable, literally. I have never in my life spent so much concentrated time with anyone. I never tire of you, but rather thrive in your company.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | June 27, 2020 12:33 AM |
YOU WROTE THAT FAT SHANNON
by Anonymous | reply 282 | June 27, 2020 12:38 AM |
Read this, bitch r281!
[quote]I have never believed that a woman could be so loving, generous, intelligent, creative, determined, funny, fun loving, hardworking, successful, down to earth, nurturing, protective, loyal, encouraging, and have my back no matter what.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | June 27, 2020 12:38 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 284 | June 27, 2020 12:38 AM |
John Jannsen struggles with parallel structure I see.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | June 27, 2020 12:40 AM |
r280 is a lesson in love bombing. I would be embarrassed to share that with the world.
Shannon truly has no boundaries and no sense of healthy relationships.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | June 27, 2020 12:42 AM |
Yeah, Shannon's an idiot when it comes to men!
by Anonymous | reply 289 | June 27, 2020 12:53 AM |
Wow, r288. Okay. John Janssen doesn't want me associating with you. But he may be interested in taking a boy's trip with Shane, he says.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | June 27, 2020 12:54 AM |
Yo yo yo hold up, R290. I got dibs on Shane!
by Anonymous | reply 292 | June 27, 2020 1:06 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 293 | June 27, 2020 1:18 AM |
R293 You homos better leave my Shane out of this. He isn't like you people. He just hasn't found the right girl yet!
by Anonymous | reply 294 | June 27, 2020 1:22 AM |
OOOh forget Shane. Who's THAT hot piece of ASS, R293?
by Anonymous | reply 295 | June 27, 2020 1:24 AM |
Hi Matt, I'm also named Shane. I love your accent. Where you from? London?
by Anonymous | reply 296 | June 27, 2020 1:33 AM |
Shannon~
My entire family came down with terminal Stage 4 diarrhea after trusting that your Home Shopping Network Poison Nuclear Reactor Fushikama Fishwife Cakes were a quality food.
There has been discussion of colostomy bags, removal of 300 feet of intestine, as well as assisted suicide in Switzerland.
I sent you a heartfelt message and your response was so detestable and vicious I slumped into a corner and cried. I then tried to make it to the restroom, but didn't in time.
I want YOU to reveal your response to me for everyone here to see.
Show them your response! I want these people to see who you really are.
Those poisonous fishcakes needs to be taken off the market and buried somewhere in Arizona hundreds of miles from any living beings.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | June 27, 2020 2:00 PM |
Shannon must be get desperate and have no friend left. She call me crying from a closet last night. I bill her for call!
by Anonymous | reply 298 | June 27, 2020 2:06 PM |
R298 Are you KIDDING ME? I called you because I had the tip of an enema stuck up my ass and the most perfect man in the world - John - my man - refused to help me get it out! But I forgive him. I really do.
And if you bill me for that call, Dr. Moon, you'll find out the truth! EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH!
by Anonymous | reply 299 | June 27, 2020 2:14 PM |
Shannon, you need to address poison fishcake claim in R297. If true I no longer endorse your foods.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | June 27, 2020 2:16 PM |
Read your response letter to me, Shannon!
Type it up here so EVERYONE can see!!!! I DARE YOU.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | June 27, 2020 2:19 PM |
R300 Wow. Okay. You are not invited to my charity things I do, Dr. Moon. You'll be banned at the door, just like all the Little Miss 30-Year Olds.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | June 27, 2020 2:19 PM |
Thank you for your support Dr. Moon. I was told the new age stuff will not save my family's bowels, collectively.
Otherwise, we would have set up an appointment.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | June 27, 2020 2:20 PM |
Ah but you mistaken, R303. Swallow 12 small crystal balls and when balls pass, all is healed. Each special ball only cost $1,000. Cheap! (I no take insurance.)
by Anonymous | reply 304 | June 27, 2020 2:24 PM |
Wow, r304. Okay. John Janssen is very jealous and has forbidden me to speak to you unless he's present! (John and his modest endowment are easily threatened.)
by Anonymous | reply 305 | June 27, 2020 9:09 PM |
I am no 30-year-old miss, R302. I am 70-year-old mister doctor, and I am fed up with the shenanigans, Shannon!
by Anonymous | reply 306 | June 27, 2020 9:10 PM |
You hot mess!
by Anonymous | reply 307 | June 27, 2020 9:12 PM |
Shannon, when are gonna stop by my gym and show off all your gut again? I'm thinking this time I'll oil all your fat up before I take pictures.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | June 27, 2020 9:16 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 309 | June 27, 2020 9:19 PM |
Hmmmm ... 34 missed calls from Shannon. Could it be something is amiss?
by Anonymous | reply 310 | June 27, 2020 9:19 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 311 | June 27, 2020 9:21 PM |
Wow, r308. Okay. Are you kidding me? If anyone is going to fat shame me, it's going to be John Janssen!
And I'M NOT FAT!!!
by Anonymous | reply 312 | June 27, 2020 9:21 PM |
WOW, r311. Okay. Are you KIDDING ME? John Janssen and I aren't married!!! I would never rush into marriage after my hell with Sociopathic Iguana Eyes.
But since John Janssen has kept the red flags in our relationship to an absolute minimum, marriage is definitely in our future!
by Anonymous | reply 313 | June 27, 2020 9:25 PM |
Well sooooor-ry, Shannon Beador. The way you go on and on and on about John, can you forgive me if I slip up and think you're already married? When was the last time you two were even apart?
(By the way, did you get my mom's message about your old granny panties? I'd buy replacements for her myself, but money's tight right now.)
by Anonymous | reply 314 | June 27, 2020 9:27 PM |
Wow, r314. Okay. Are you kidding me? I donate all my old lingerie to needy sexy people, a la Blanche Devereaux!
And John Janssen spends all his time with me because he LOVES ME!!! Not because there is any engulfment going on in this perfectly healthy and happy relationship!!!
by Anonymous | reply 315 | June 27, 2020 9:30 PM |
I can't believe Shannon would deny my elderly mother her used underwear. If my mom gets phenomena from going commando, I am going to hunt Shannon down and rip her vagina off.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | June 27, 2020 9:37 PM |
I think you mean pneumonia, dear, not phenomena.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | June 27, 2020 9:38 PM |
WOW, r316. Don't you have a failing gym to run?
by Anonymous | reply 318 | June 27, 2020 9:40 PM |
My gym is NOT failing, R318. We're just very niche, and are very selective about who take on as clients!
by Anonymous | reply 319 | June 27, 2020 9:44 PM |
Does your gym cudgel its members with multiple WOWs when they've gained significant weight r319?
Because if not, you're doing it wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | June 27, 2020 9:48 PM |
Well, R320, we did hook up my friend Emily to a bunch of machines and called her morbidly obese! We're doing something right!
by Anonymous | reply 321 | June 27, 2020 9:52 PM |
SHANNON! Take the time to COPY AND PASTE your goddamned response letter to my ENTIRE FAMILY who is succumbing to Stage 7!!!! Intestinal Stenosis, Eternal Diarrhea, Depression, and HAVING TO WEAR SHITBAGS because of your vile Fukishama Fishcakes. This BITCH had radiated fish Brought in from the Fushikama disaster to make these fucking "healthy meals" ..
Dr Moon, Can you chime the fuck in here, you fucking QUACK???!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 322 | June 27, 2020 9:53 PM |
Speaking of Shannon and weight, she sets the WORST POSSIBLE EXAMPLE for her daughters. The oldest one is already struggling with her weight.
Shannon recently posted a picture of her daughters on Instagram in workout gear. She captioned the picture with "The Beador girls have been working out while staying at home 💪 (mom is going to lose a few more before she shows her skin😜)"
Like seriously, Shannon, between witnessing your hellish marriage to David, watching their father physically and mentally abuse their mother, and seeing your continued self-hatred ... they're going to have serious issues for the rest of their lives.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | June 27, 2020 9:54 PM |
Heather, THANK YOU, dear. Those daughters are already as UGLY AS SATAN'S WORST SIN, so that any extra pounds, may send them , right over the edge!!
Champs, bitch. CHAMPS!
by Anonymous | reply 324 | June 27, 2020 9:58 PM |
I no fucking QUACK, R323. I no DUCK! I doctor! You need to take my special herbs for two months to heal stomach. $500 for one day supply. Cheap!
Shannon, you need to speak about nuclear fishcake, you big rude white woman!
by Anonymous | reply 325 | June 27, 2020 10:01 PM |
OOps I yelled at R323 instead of you, R322. Forgive, I drunk.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | June 27, 2020 10:02 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 327 | June 27, 2020 10:05 PM |
Hiiii Shannon, it's your new neighbor, Tiffi. Do still have any of your mumus or caftans? Would you be willing to part with them? I lost mine in the move from my old place.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | June 27, 2020 10:05 PM |
Sorry, Tiffi. Shannon already sold all her caftans to me.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | June 27, 2020 10:08 PM |
I am beyond in love with Doctor MOON at this point. And Shannon BETTER FUCKING ANSWER FOR HER TOXIC FISHCAKE!
Cuntl
by Anonymous | reply 330 | June 27, 2020 10:12 PM |
I never say I psychiatrist, R327. I real doctor!
by Anonymous | reply 331 | June 27, 2020 10:14 PM |
Shannon! You see mouth? You shut mouth! John Janssen tell me he tired of you!! You complain all time! He hit you on face next time! Like David! Don't make John be mean like David!
Shut mouth! Shut mouth!
Now pay 500 dollar!
by Anonymous | reply 332 | June 27, 2020 10:16 PM |
You girls better stay away from Dr. Moon. His "ancient Chinese secrets" are really just BLACK MAGIC. Come over to my house and we'll all pray together. Maybe that'll heal your borderline issue, R327.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | June 27, 2020 10:20 PM |
Oooh I love a good prayer party! I'll bring champagne for the mimosas!
by Anonymous | reply 334 | June 27, 2020 10:24 PM |
Shit. Between Dr. Moon, Shannon, and Lydia, I have found HEAVEN.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | June 27, 2020 10:33 PM |
Shannon is an abuser's dream. She has zero self-confidence or sense of self, gets too close to people too quickly, folds like a cheap suitcase when someone gets angry with her, is very easy to fuck with and gaslight, subscribes to traditional gender roles ...
by Anonymous | reply 336 | June 27, 2020 10:36 PM |
Shannon needs to post her letter to my family regarding the radiated poison fishcakes.
We have our intestines OUTSIDE of our bodies. This AIN'T right.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | June 27, 2020 10:40 PM |
Wow, r337. Okay. Please contact QVC!!! I have nothing to do with the terrible food I hawk on the network. I just do it for the $$$ and the exposure.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | June 27, 2020 10:43 PM |
Take the time to POST YOUR FUCKING RESPONSE TO MY FAMILY ABOUT OUR ROTTED BOWELS DESTROYED BY YOUR DEADLY FISH PATTIES, OR I WILL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
I AM DONE!
I AM DONE, SHANNON!!!!
I AM DONE HAVING A DIGESTIVE SYSTEM, YOU FLIM FLAMMING SHEISTER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 339 | June 27, 2020 11:03 PM |
Shannon, I hate being the bearer of bad news, but I was on my way to the gym and I saw John FUCKING Archie behind the bushes in the park. You better get John under control, because I've NEVER seen something so LOW and BASE in my LIFE!
by Anonymous | reply 340 | June 28, 2020 3:07 AM |
Heather, I heard that ALL OF OC knows that John is FUCKING little ARCHIE!!!!!
Poor Archie!!!!
SICK FUCK, JOHN!!!!!!! Motherfucker.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | June 28, 2020 3:09 AM |
OH. MY. GAD! Shannan's dating A DOGGY FUCKER!? That's DEFINITELY worse than me dating a con-man! I'd HOPED- er, I mean, I KNEW, there was something wrong that Jan Janjansen! I KNEW IT!
by Anonymous | reply 342 | June 28, 2020 3:13 AM |
Don't worry, everybody. It was totally consensual. The best walk of my life!
by Anonymous | reply 343 | June 28, 2020 3:16 AM |
Oh my god. That face.
It's one thing bringing Shannon's 3 little hoglets into this shit, but that innocent Archie?
Collateral Damage.
No one is safe when involved with that raging harpy!
by Anonymous | reply 344 | June 28, 2020 3:25 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 345 | June 28, 2020 3:56 PM |
Tamra, Vicki, Gretchen, Lydia, Meghan, Lynne, Peggy, Peggy, Jeana, Gina, Lizzie, Lauri, Quinn, Alexis, Tammy, Jo, Braunwyn, and Kelly, you all are NOT going to believe what Shannon just admitted to me.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | June 28, 2020 4:06 PM |
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! How did the most BORING show of this entire franchise, with the most BORING women end up having a thread this funny!?
by Anonymous | reply 347 | June 28, 2020 4:14 PM |
Arrrrchie! Arrrrrchie! Hey boy! Come here, boy. Come to daddy. I've got a peanut-butter-covered cock for ya!
by Anonymous | reply 348 | June 28, 2020 4:15 PM |
Ok, WOW, ya know what? FUCK IT! I'm just gonna KILL myself. Just drive RIGHT into the ocean. HERE I GO!
by Anonymous | reply 349 | June 28, 2020 4:21 PM |
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shannon don't!!!!! We will have to stop this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 350 | June 28, 2020 4:30 PM |
Is this the END of Shannon?
Will John Janssen MARRY Archie?
Who'll get control of Shannon's health food empire?
Tune in next week to find out!
Same Orange time, same Orange channel.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | June 28, 2020 4:31 PM |
I wouldn’t worry. Shannon’s ballast will endure she doesn’t sink. Like Shamu she will bob along at the top of the Pacific.
She did this twice during our marriage. Once because I didn’t like the disgusting fish she made for dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | June 28, 2020 4:48 PM |
Ye gods! He looks rather unfortunate at r348
Also who remembers when Shannon first got on the show? She was such a big fan of Brooks when all the other women saw through his bullshit and hated him. Seriously, why is she such a poor judge of character?
by Anonymous | reply 354 | June 28, 2020 9:14 PM |
I liked Shannon during her first season, basically because Heather was such a cunt and Shannon's nuttiness was fun. BUT the way Shannon got SO close to Vicki, so fast, was a red flag. I knew she was a manipulator when she referred to Vicki as "Aunt Vicki" to her kids. Gross.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | June 28, 2020 9:19 PM |
r355 I read somewhere that she had been friends with Vicki years before she came onto the show. I don't know if that's true or not. But considering she was suddenly disclosing stuff to Vicki about the abuse right off the bat, I also got the impression she didn't have many non-show friends
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by Anonymous | reply 357 | June 28, 2020 9:27 PM |
WOW, r357. Okay. Are you kidding me? We met THREE DAYS before filming started and my kids were calling you Aunt Vicki!!! HOW DARE YOU!
by Anonymous | reply 358 | June 28, 2020 9:29 PM |
What this thread needs is some BEAUTIFUL PLEATHER HANDBAGS
by Anonymous | reply 359 | June 28, 2020 9:31 PM |
Good evening. Our main story this evening is the disappearance of well-known Orange County socialite and health food maven Shannon Beador. The mom of 3 was last seen speeding her car off a cliff into the Pacific Ocean. The car was pulled from the water, but Shannon Beador's body has yet to be found. When asked what the chances of Shannon still being alive, a Coast Guard rep replied, "Slim."
Come home Shannon, we're all praying for you.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | June 28, 2020 9:33 PM |
Shannon strikes me as very easily manipulated by men who tell her their tales of woe. That may be why she was on Girth Brooks's side so fast. I think once she feels sorry for a man, she'll overlook most all of his bad behavior.
To her credit, in the video she did with John, she said something like "John is very patient with me, which is good, because I need a lot of patience." I think she has moments of clarity and recognizes she is a difficult person.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | June 28, 2020 9:36 PM |
Shannon is a bottomless pit of need.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | June 28, 2020 9:38 PM |
Where are you yelling at me from, R358!? I thought you were lost somewhere in the ocean!?
by Anonymous | reply 364 | June 28, 2020 9:46 PM |
I really CANNOT believe people are blaming ME for sending Shannon over that cliff. I only told 19 people that John fucks dogs, and it was the TRUTH!
by Anonymous | reply 365 | June 28, 2020 9:48 PM |
Wow, r362. Okay, DAVID. Are you kidding me? I defended you against PROVEN allegations of physical abuse on national TV!!! I looked like a fool! You would be needy too, you little iguana-eyed sociopath!!
by Anonymous | reply 366 | June 28, 2020 9:51 PM |
I hope that fat bitch got eaten by sharks. John and I are having a wonderful love affair. He can't stop telling me how much he loves me. My ass is a little sore, but so what? LOVE IS LOVE!
by Anonymous | reply 367 | June 28, 2020 9:52 PM |
SURPRISE! I'm ALIVE! I jumped out of the car at the last possible second, took a long, peaceful walk along the coast, and am now heading back to John Janssen, my eternal love!
by Anonymous | reply 368 | June 28, 2020 9:57 PM |
Great news, everyone! John Janssen has taken me BACK! He's forgiven me for nearly killing myself over his infidelity, and has promised to never cheat on me again, with women, men, or dogs! He's such an AMAZING, FORGIVING man! I LOVE him SO much!
I had Archie put down.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | June 28, 2020 10:02 PM |
So glad you alive, Shannon. You my numba one customer, er, I mean patient. When you come in for next crystal enema?
by Anonymous | reply 371 | June 28, 2020 10:06 PM |
Shannon! You learn to use tongue! Make John Janssen happy! Make John Janssen beg more!
Now pay $1,000 dollar!
by Anonymous | reply 372 | June 28, 2020 10:12 PM |
Wow, r373. Okay. Are you kidding me? My kids called you AUNT VICKI and you made a horrendous, false accusation about their father!!! And now you claim to care about me? How fucking dare you!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 374 | June 28, 2020 10:18 PM |
And in other local news, missing Orange County divorcee, beloved socialite, and frozen health foods entrepreneur Shannon Beador has reappeared safe and sound. The facts of this strange case are still forming, but sources say she was saved by a pod of whales who mistook her for one of their own. More at 11.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | June 28, 2020 10:20 PM |
R374, you surviving your suicide attempt is a sign fram GAD ABOVE that you and I were meant to be FRIENDS! So, going forward, you're going to call me WHENEVER you've locked yourself in a closet, or pantry, or trunk, do you understand me, Shannan! And I'll call YOU when it's time for your bridesmaid dress fitting!
by Anonymous | reply 377 | June 28, 2020 10:28 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 378 | June 28, 2020 10:31 PM |
Maybe he he just wanted you to lose weight, you fucking pig, r378.
But maybe you're a lost cause like Shannon. No matter how much I hit her, she still ordered the chocolate smoothie.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | June 28, 2020 10:38 PM |
r377 okay, wow, are you serious? I never called you from the closet!!!
And if I did, why didn't you call the police!! I was scared! I was being beaten!
But I never called you!
by Anonymous | reply 380 | June 28, 2020 10:43 PM |
Shannon Shtorms.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | June 28, 2020 10:58 PM |
I saved Shannon because I thought she was my mommy. But then my real mommy swam up, pushed her toward shore, and dumped her on the beach. Then my mommy reprimanded me, telling me to stay away from crazy women like Shannon Beador.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | June 28, 2020 10:59 PM |
John, what's with your sudden interest in swimming with whales?
by Anonymous | reply 385 | June 28, 2020 11:10 PM |
r385 dear, if he were interested in swimming with whales, he'd join you in the pool and call it a day
by Anonymous | reply 386 | June 28, 2020 11:12 PM |
I love my Little Humpback, R386. I'd never cheat on her with other whales.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | June 28, 2020 11:14 PM |
Little HUMPBACK? That is so... SWEET! God, I don't think there's a better man for me than you, John!
by Anonymous | reply 388 | June 28, 2020 11:18 PM |
Is Shannon Shtorms shtill mishing?
by Anonymous | reply 389 | June 28, 2020 11:20 PM |
Shannan, I got my face lifted just for our Best Friend Renewal Ceremony next week. Are you gonna get your face lifted too? Better hurry, chop chop!
by Anonymous | reply 390 | June 28, 2020 11:30 PM |
Wow, r390. Are you kidding me? You know that JOHN JANSSEN loves me JUST the way I am!!!
And if I do everything he tells me, he'll love me even more and never leave me!!!
by Anonymous | reply 391 | June 28, 2020 11:38 PM |
John Jansshen
by Anonymous | reply 392 | June 28, 2020 11:38 PM |
Is John Jansshen shtill schtupping dogsh?
by Anonymous | reply 393 | June 28, 2020 11:40 PM |
Do they screen episodes of RHOC on his forehead?
by Anonymous | reply 394 | June 29, 2020 12:00 AM |
They alternate weekly between his forehead and her ass, R394.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | June 29, 2020 12:13 AM |
Wow, r395. Okay. Are you serious? Don't you have an S&M session with the trailer trash fiancee to engage in?
by Anonymous | reply 396 | June 29, 2020 12:15 AM |
This just in: Beloved Orange County socialite Shannon Beador's boyfriend, John Janssen, has reportedly been sighted raping a beluga whale in the blowhole off the coast of Newport Beach. Film at 11!
by Anonymous | reply 397 | June 29, 2020 12:29 AM |
She's not just my fiancee, R396, she's the ONLY woman I ever loved.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | June 29, 2020 12:33 AM |
Shannon, you and Vicki being best friends again inspired Tamra and me to be best friends again! You're such an inspiration to women, Shannon!
by Anonymous | reply 399 | June 29, 2020 12:49 AM |
WOW, R399, thank you! I always thought I was inspirational, but it's nice to hear someone confirm it! Did you know that in a past life I saved a nation!?
by Anonymous | reply 400 | June 29, 2020 3:23 PM |
R400 I heard that in a past life you were a Chinese dowager who was killed when a gong fell on your head.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | June 29, 2020 4:21 PM |
Wow, r398. Okay. Are you kidding me?
You renewed my vows!!!
by Anonymous | reply 402 | June 29, 2020 9:03 PM |
Well, well, well. 34 missed calls from Shannon. Is she on the outs with John Janssen again?
by Anonymous | reply 405 | June 29, 2020 9:11 PM |
WOW!
OK!
WOW!
OK!
WOW, R405!
I am NEVER on the OUTS with John Janssen, Tamra. I am ONLY ever on the INS!
by Anonymous | reply 406 | June 29, 2020 9:14 PM |
Shannon, please call me. You owe $8,000 for special yak pee cupping session. PAY NOW!
by Anonymous | reply 407 | June 29, 2020 9:16 PM |
Then why did you call me crying hysterically and screaming for your life r406?
by Anonymous | reply 408 | June 29, 2020 9:17 PM |
Are you SERIOUS, R408!? I have NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER called you crying hysterically! I have only ever called you LAUGHING hysterically, because John Janssen is so HILARIOUS and CHARMING! I always tell him he should be a stand-up COMIC! He is a CUT UP and never beats ME UP!
by Anonymous | reply 409 | June 29, 2020 9:19 PM |
Shannon! Stop! You full shit. You do special oolong colonic. It flush you out. It flush you out of the shit! Make John Janssen happy. He say he backdoor man. Don't know meaning. He say he like clean colon.
Now pay $2000 dollar!!
by Anonymous | reply 410 | June 29, 2020 9:24 PM |
I am the Rodney Dangerfield of Orange County. I get NO respect!
by Anonymous | reply 411 | June 29, 2020 9:24 PM |
I feel another speedy drive off a cliff coming! Pacific Ocean, HERE I COME!
by Anonymous | reply 412 | June 29, 2020 9:27 PM |
Goodbye Orange County! Goodbye John Janssen! Goodbye kids! Goodbye David! Goodbye Vicki! Goodbye frozen dinners!
by Anonymous | reply 413 | June 29, 2020 9:35 PM |
John Janssen looks pussy whipped.
He needs to grow a pair, take her to another room, and rough up her whiny ass.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | June 29, 2020 9:38 PM |
You know what, R414? I'm done! I'm turning this car around right now and coming to find you, David! And when I find you, I am going to kill you dead! You will rue the day you messed with Shannon Storms!
by Anonymous | reply 416 | June 29, 2020 10:12 PM |
Messhed with Shannon Shtorms.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | June 29, 2020 10:18 PM |
You better stop mocking me, Liza Minelli, or I'll come find you after I'm done decapitating David!
by Anonymous | reply 418 | June 29, 2020 10:23 PM |
I'm coming to find you, Jeff Lewis. Shannon Storms will not be denied.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | June 29, 2020 10:39 PM |
Does John Janssen ever see you when you look like that, r420 dear?
by Anonymous | reply 421 | June 29, 2020 10:50 PM |
Shannon here! Everything is good! John Janssen hit .. I mean yelled ... I mean talked some sense into me. I'm happy again!!!
by Anonymous | reply 423 | June 29, 2020 11:21 PM |
I will always be a part of you, R423. I lay hidden inside your brain, eagerly awaiting your permission to come out and play.
by Anonymous | reply 424 | June 29, 2020 11:54 PM |
Shtormy weather, she can't get her poor shelf together ...
by Anonymous | reply 425 | June 30, 2020 12:24 AM |
Liza! You've always been a mentor to me. Will you come sing at our wedding?
by Anonymous | reply 426 | June 30, 2020 1:06 AM |
WOW, r428. Okay, JOHN JANSSEN. Wow. Are you kidding me? Liza? Really? Do you actually find that old, fat, dried up, spiderweb-in-her-snatch "woman" attractive? Are you kidding me? Seriously? Wow. Okay. WOW.
SHE CAN'T EVEN TURN OFF A LAMP!!
by Anonymous | reply 429 | June 30, 2020 11:50 AM |
Shut up, blubber-butt, or I'll beat you with a lamp!
by Anonymous | reply 430 | June 30, 2020 12:50 PM |
Wow. Okay, r430, are you serious? I STILL HAVE VICKI ON SPEED DIAL!!
by Anonymous | reply 431 | June 30, 2020 12:55 PM |
Shannon r431, please slow down. You're hysterical! I can't understand a word you're saying!
John Janssen? Liza? Mistress? He's mad? You're hiding in a closet?
I suspect you're not the only one in that relationship who's currently in a closet, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | June 30, 2020 1:30 PM |
John Jansshen ushed to come to all my shows dresshed up as me! He'sh my biggessht fan!
by Anonymous | reply 433 | June 30, 2020 1:32 PM |
Eddie, you keep you mouth away from John Janssen! The only one sucking the cum out of his balls is going to be ME!
by Anonymous | reply 436 | June 30, 2020 1:45 PM |
Eddie, come home and breastfeed our baby! He'll starve without your milk! Dr. Ombay said mine's too toxic!
by Anonymous | reply 437 | June 30, 2020 1:49 PM |
Shannan! It's almost time for our Best Friend Renewal Ceremony. All the girls are gonna be SO jealous that you get to be my best friend! WOOHOO I can't WAIT!
by Anonymous | reply 438 | June 30, 2020 1:53 PM |
R436 You are so classless, Shannon. The words you say pierce my already 24 karat-pierced ears. You'll never be as fabulous and refined as I am. Now I'm asking you to leave my house. Go. Now.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | June 30, 2020 1:56 PM |
Wow, R439. WOW! I am done. DONE! Just because you starred in your own scripted series for a hot second twenty fuckin' years ago doesn't give you the right to treat me like CRAP! No one's allowed to treat me like crap except JOHN JANSSEN!
by Anonymous | reply 440 | June 30, 2020 2:00 PM |
R441 You will NOT be welcome in my home ever again. The f-word is never used within these four walls. My perfect children don't even know what word is.
And you will NOT get a free sample of the over-priced snake oil...er...hand sanitizer Terry sells on TV. And you'll never sample our prosecco.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to rehearse my lines for my upcoming appearance on "The Conners," where I play a rich business woman who wants to buy the Conners' house and tear it down to make way for a rizy tennis club.
by Anonymous | reply 441 | June 30, 2020 2:05 PM |
Wow they'll cast just about anybody on my show nowadays.
by Anonymous | reply 442 | June 30, 2020 2:06 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 443 | June 30, 2020 2:13 PM |
By the way, Shannon r443, I've invited David and his trailer trash fiancee to our friendship renewal.
It's nothing personal, but he always did have an incredible hard-on for me, plus I need to to prove to Bravo I can still manufacture drama.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | June 30, 2020 4:12 PM |
Wow, r444. Okay. Are you serious Vicki? How could you betray me after I relied on you for all my scared-in-the-closet-emergency-call needs?!
by Anonymous | reply 445 | June 30, 2020 5:34 PM |
Some part of me wonders if she even likes JOHN JANSSEN.
I feel like she is flaunting their "relationship" in a desperate attempt to get David's attention.
You KNOW she isn't over him and would still take him back.
by Anonymous | reply 446 | June 30, 2020 5:51 PM |
R446 Are you KIDDING ME?! I love John Janssen so much, mainly because he doesn't hit me as hard as that asshole David did.
And I can watch a movie on John's head. I could never do that with David.
Okay. I'm done. I'M DONE.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | June 30, 2020 5:54 PM |
He has major gay face in r446
by Anonymous | reply 448 | June 30, 2020 5:55 PM |
The only woman John Janssen can't live without.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | June 30, 2020 6:10 PM |
R450 She's fabulous.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | June 30, 2020 6:13 PM |
John Janssen is a bossy bottom
by Anonymous | reply 452 | June 30, 2020 6:28 PM |
WOW, r453. Are you serious?
JOHN JANSSEN IS NOT GAY. He's CHRISTIAN!!!
by Anonymous | reply 454 | June 30, 2020 7:39 PM |
R454 Me, too! Lydia's husband personally anointed my ass with his holy water.
by Anonymous | reply 455 | June 30, 2020 7:42 PM |
Put on your Sunday clothes when feel down and out!
Strut down the street and have your picture took!
Dressed like a dream, your spirits seem to turn about!
That Sunday shine is a certain sign that you feel as fine as you look!
by Anonymous | reply 456 | June 30, 2020 7:49 PM |
John Janssen's a member of mine and Doug Maclaughlin's special guys only prayer circle. We spend SO much time on our knees.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | June 30, 2020 7:59 PM |
Good, r457! I always told him prayer would make him a better man ... who yelled at me less!!
by Anonymous | reply 458 | June 30, 2020 8:06 PM |
I love worshipping with John, R458, especially when he's inside me... Er... I mean when the Holy Spirit's inside me.
by Anonymous | reply 459 | June 30, 2020 8:11 PM |
Holy Shpirit
by Anonymous | reply 460 | June 30, 2020 8:15 PM |
John and I perform this duet when we're alone together. He plays Liza and I play the other one. SO MUCH FUN!
by Anonymous | reply 461 | June 30, 2020 8:22 PM |
How appropriate, r461! I suspect both you and Lorna were molested ...
by Anonymous | reply 462 | June 30, 2020 8:26 PM |
Shannon! Why you try solve problem with John Janssen with Liza Minell? You need crystal cupping! Only $1,500 dollar a session! You try, you like. You become less bitch to John Janssen. He don't yell anymore. He love you long time!
Twelve session minimum! You pay upfront!!
by Anonymous | reply 464 | June 30, 2020 8:52 PM |
Dr. Moon, I need something that'll help me balance being an international celebrity and a loving partner to John Janssen! Can you help me?
by Anonymous | reply 465 | June 30, 2020 10:45 PM |
r465 Shannon! You drink this potion. It made of oolong tea, gold-leaf, and Madagascar hissing cockroach eggs! You drink! You drink five times day. It make yeoseong moist again! John Janssen slide right in. Very easy. He happy. No more KY. KY toxic! May you crazy!
Only $200 for 100 milliliter! Must buy bulk!
And when John Janssen yell you close eyes. You think happy. Do what he want. Don't talk back. Then he stop yell.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | June 30, 2020 10:59 PM |
Shannon hasn't answered her phone all day!! I'm getting worried.
by Anonymous | reply 467 | July 1, 2020 12:25 AM |
R467, I had my face lifted for our Best Friend Renewal Ceremony tomorrow, just like you wanted me to! I can't wait to be best friends with you again!
by Anonymous | reply 468 | July 1, 2020 5:10 AM |
Are you serious, R462? WOW! I cannot understand how your brain works! How dare you suggest I was molested! You take that back or I'll make sure NO ONE in Orange County hires you to give psychic readings at their dinner parties EVER AGAIN! You'll be FINISHED! I'm DONE!
by Anonymous | reply 469 | July 1, 2020 5:18 AM |
Moleshted
You show all the shigns r469
by Anonymous | reply 470 | July 1, 2020 9:28 AM |
JOHN JANSSEN! Stop listening to Liza at all hours of the day and night! I can't stand her voice anymore. It's driving me craz ... ier. All you ever want to do is listen to Liza and hang out with your men's group from church.
Stop before I launch into another borderline rage!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 471 | July 1, 2020 9:43 AM |
r468 Shannon, when John Janssen listens to Liza, he pretends her microphone is his dick.
Assuming he were well-endowed, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 472 | July 1, 2020 12:26 PM |
I would pray over her until she sees the error of her ways, but Heather Dubrow and her family are not of the Christian persuasion.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | July 1, 2020 2:46 PM |
R473. Wow. Okay. So your daughter's part dyke. At least my daughters know who they are 100% - plain girls with no talent and zero sexual appeal, just like their mom.
by Anonymous | reply 474 | July 1, 2020 2:51 PM |
Ok, which one of you ladies is broke and living off of your credit cards and your boyfriend? If any of you need any tips to stay financially afloat, call me at Coto; I'm there 19 hours every day.
by Anonymous | reply 475 | July 1, 2020 2:53 PM |
Prediction r474: two of them will end up in abusive marriages and remain because their mom taught them "Divorce is not an option!!!"
The third is going to be a raging lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 476 | July 1, 2020 2:55 PM |
Wow, R470, wow! I was not fiddled with as a child! STOP THE LIES! You just want to trick John Janssen into thinking I'm damaged goods! It's NOT gonna work, Liza! HA!
by Anonymous | reply 477 | July 1, 2020 2:56 PM |
Your raging alcoholism, embarrassing hypochondrism, extreme emotional instability, and clear absence of a sense of self don't lie r477
by Anonymous | reply 478 | July 1, 2020 2:59 PM |
NOT gonna happen, R476! I will NOT hesitate to send ANY of my interchangeable daughters to a Caribbean reeducation camp for troubled teens at the first sign of pussy licking, you fraud psychic! You LGBT people will not corrupt my girls!
by Anonymous | reply 479 | July 1, 2020 3:03 PM |
Do you still drug test them, r479? How's that working out for the parent-child relationship?
by Anonymous | reply 480 | July 1, 2020 3:05 PM |
Shannon, remember when we were drunk and you begged me to let you go down on me? I am strictly dickly, so I was all "Heeeell no!" and you got super pissed and started crying about how no one loves you. Then you ate a whole bag of marshmallows.
by Anonymous | reply 481 | July 1, 2020 3:08 PM |
R480 You would know how the family is doing if you could ever tear yourself away from your 30-year-old hooker and see your girls once in a while, you deadbeat!
by Anonymous | reply 482 | July 1, 2020 3:09 PM |
R481. Wow. Okay. Everyone knows you're strictly dickly, Kelly. And you have the choo choo trains to prove it.
by Anonymous | reply 483 | July 1, 2020 3:15 PM |
WOW Kelly! WOW! It wasn't ME who wanted to go downtown, R481, it was YOU!
by Anonymous | reply 484 | July 1, 2020 3:15 PM |
r482 you spend more on booze then I spend on blow, and considering I only buy Peruvian flake, that is saying something.
by Anonymous | reply 485 | July 1, 2020 3:16 PM |
Like you could get a train run on you, R483! You'd be lucky to get a unicycle run on you!
by Anonymous | reply 486 | July 1, 2020 3:18 PM |
A-HA, R485! I've got that last statement recorded on my phone. I'm gonna put you in prison so fast you're head'll spin! I've got you now, DAVID!
by Anonymous | reply 487 | July 1, 2020 3:20 PM |
r487 as if your fat ass could "rush" anywhere
by Anonymous | reply 489 | July 1, 2020 3:23 PM |
Wow! WOW! WOOOW! I am done! DONE! The next time I see you out riding a motorized bicycle in traffic, R486, I'm gonna run you over with my Range Rover!
by Anonymous | reply 490 | July 1, 2020 3:25 PM |
Watch me, R489! I've been working out too. I do kegel exercises all day!
by Anonymous | reply 491 | July 1, 2020 3:27 PM |
How ..... impressive, r491.
by Anonymous | reply 492 | July 1, 2020 3:32 PM |
Dr. Moon, I feel the dark urges returning. I'm mad all the time! I angrily finger-bang myself ALL THE TIME! I'm bloodthirsty CONSTANTLY. John Janssen had to hide my machete! Please give me something to make these horrible thoughts STOP!
by Anonymous | reply 493 | July 1, 2020 3:33 PM |
Shannan! Where are you? We were supposed to meet at my house and go to the Best Friend Renewal Ceremony together! Do you not want to be my best friend anymore? Call me back!
by Anonymous | reply 494 | July 1, 2020 3:37 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 496 | July 1, 2020 3:41 PM |
Heard ya the first time, ma.
by Anonymous | reply 497 | July 1, 2020 3:43 PM |
r493 Shannon! Put three crystals under mattress. Only $750 dollar each! Discount! No more angry. Happy.
Stop hiding when John Janssen mad! Must be submissive, like good Korean wife. Must take beating, no hide. Why Korean men happy? Because wife obey. You bad girlfriend. Bad girlfriend become bad wife. Obey!
$3500 dollar for today session. You pay! You pay now! No stiff!
by Anonymous | reply 498 | July 1, 2020 3:43 PM |
Ha! I always thought you were a Chinaman, Dr. Moon.
by Anonymous | reply 499 | July 1, 2020 3:45 PM |
This thread gives me life.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | July 1, 2020 3:47 PM |
I made it to the Friendship Renewal Ceremony! Let's get this show on the road!
by Anonymous | reply 501 | July 1, 2020 3:56 PM |
When Shannon and David were at their "couples retreat" (with the quack "marriage counselor") Shannon was asked to list two ways she'd hurt David. The first thing she said was, "I hurt him by not respecting him."
I knew then she was a lost cause.
by Anonymous | reply 502 | July 1, 2020 4:00 PM |
Wow, Jeff Lewis, wow! I did NOT invite you to this Friendship Renewal so you could make SMART remarks. I'd call you the f word but we're in a public place now and I'm a respectable pillar of my community!
by Anonymous | reply 503 | July 1, 2020 4:04 PM |
Hi Shannon r503! So nice to be at your friendship renewal.
David and I fucked all morning long. And as soon as this thing is over, we're going to fuck some more. Probably won't be able to wait until we're home. I'll probably blow him as we speed down the 5 in our new Maserati!
by Anonymous | reply 504 | July 1, 2020 4:09 PM |
Here I come, Shannan! Get ready for the best friendship you'll ever have!
by Anonymous | reply 505 | July 1, 2020 4:09 PM |
Vicki and Shannon are getting WAAAY too much attention. Let's make out to get attention!
by Anonymous | reply 506 | July 1, 2020 4:12 PM |
Really, R504? I swallowed my pride by having you and David here, but you don't have to rub your sexuality in my face. I am a proper lady! A respected socialite! And you are gutter trash! Now shut up and watch me and Vicki become friends again!
by Anonymous | reply 507 | July 1, 2020 4:15 PM |
Yay! We're finally getting our Aunt Vicki back!
by Anonymous | reply 508 | July 1, 2020 4:17 PM |
Sorry we're late. I had an audition for a two-parter on NCIS: New Orleans. The character is an uptight rich bitch from California who used to be an actress. It's a stretch, but I think I smell an Emmy!
by Anonymous | reply 511 | July 1, 2020 4:22 PM |
r507 I may be gutter trash but I know how to keep a man satisfied. Here's a hint: you need to swallow more than your pride.
Enjoy your lavender marriage with John "Three Inch" Janssen
by Anonymous | reply 512 | July 1, 2020 4:26 PM |
Now it's the part of the ceremony where every single guest has to share why they think Shannon and Vicki should renew their best friendship.
Who's first!?
by Anonymous | reply 513 | July 1, 2020 4:28 PM |
Because Shannon needs someone to call when John is beating her ..... allegedly r513
by Anonymous | reply 515 | July 1, 2020 4:30 PM |
Because Vicki needs someone she can feel better than.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | July 1, 2020 4:33 PM |
Because Shannon needs to stop bothering me every time she has a crisis.
by Anonymous | reply 517 | July 1, 2020 4:36 PM |
Because I need a break from her constant whining, boundary crossing, and engulfment.
by Anonymous | reply 518 | July 1, 2020 4:38 PM |
Because I want to invite them both over to watch my two-part guest starring role on NCIS: New Orleans.
by Anonymous | reply 519 | July 1, 2020 4:38 PM |
Because duck goes in warm bath and cow goes in giant tree, but dog no like salt. It make more sense in Armenian.
by Anonymous | reply 520 | July 1, 2020 4:41 PM |
Because it's easier to pray over both of them when they're in the room together.
by Anonymous | reply 521 | July 1, 2020 4:43 PM |
Because I need a break from Vicki's nightly stripteases where she begs me to set a date for the wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 522 | July 1, 2020 4:43 PM |
Because we just wanna smoke a little weed without being drug tested by our crazy, bored mother and her weird, Christian boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 523 | July 1, 2020 4:46 PM |
Because every Miss Piggy needs her Kermit the Frog.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | July 1, 2020 4:48 PM |
Because it's wonderful to see two such amazing human beings as friends. It's like if Jesus met another Jesus and they decided to be friends.
by Anonymous | reply 525 | July 1, 2020 4:53 PM |
Because Vicki is a sad, desperate person, and water seeks it's own level.
by Anonymous | reply 526 | July 1, 2020 4:59 PM |
Because Shannon is a pathetic piece of work who can't have meaningful relationships
by Anonymous | reply 527 | July 1, 2020 5:06 PM |
Ok. David going to the bathroom was my signal. Now it's time to take his ex out.
by Anonymous | reply 528 | July 1, 2020 5:12 PM |
Wow, r528 / r529. Are you kidding me David? Can't you keep your violent tenancies locked away until your weekly sessions with hookers?
by Anonymous | reply 530 | July 1, 2020 5:19 PM |
How the FUCK are you still ALIVE, you stupid FUCKING BITCH!
by Anonymous | reply 531 | July 1, 2020 5:30 PM |
I'm never going to ANY event with Shannan ever again! Look at me, I've got soot and bits of flesh all over me! Driver, take me to Cabo! This OG needs a break from the OC.
by Anonymous | reply 532 | July 1, 2020 5:39 PM |
Dr. Moon, do you have anything I can take that'll grow my left arm back?
by Anonymous | reply 533 | July 1, 2020 5:42 PM |
Shannon, I thought you were a pro at hiding injuries. Remember those photos you sent me?
by Anonymous | reply 534 | July 1, 2020 5:49 PM |
Wow, R534, ok. Wow. We were just standing under an arch of sea shells, ready to renew or friendship vows, and now you have the AUDACITY to bring up the past to hurt a freshly-armless single mother? How could you? HOW? Someday everyone will know the truth about you, Vicki! ONE DAY YOU'LL ALL KNOW THE TRUTH!
by Anonymous | reply 535 | July 1, 2020 6:02 PM |
I had a shuper time at your Friendship Renewal, R535. It wash a real BLASHT!
by Anonymous | reply 536 | July 1, 2020 6:03 PM |
Shannon, now you won't have to stop giving me hand-jobs! I got you the best robo-arm money could by.
by Anonymous | reply 538 | July 1, 2020 6:06 PM |
John, were you injured in the blast? I hope your dick's still in one piece at least. I really want to try a new position at our next prayer meeting.
by Anonymous | reply 539 | July 1, 2020 6:11 PM |
His dick's fine, R539. It was all the way down my throat when the assassin shot his bazooka at Shannon.
by Anonymous | reply 540 | July 1, 2020 6:16 PM |
Wow, r540. Okay. I know you have a hard-on for David but LEAVE MY NEW MAN ALONE!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 541 | July 1, 2020 7:59 PM |
Girl, I couldn't even open my mouth around David without him sticking his cock in it, R541.
by Anonymous | reply 543 | July 1, 2020 9:05 PM |
Wow, r543. Okay. Are you serious? HOW DARE YOU!! My homely daughters could be reading this!!!
by Anonymous | reply 544 | July 1, 2020 9:12 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 545 | July 1, 2020 9:18 PM |
Wow, r545. Okay. Are you kidding me? I go to church every Sunday!! And John Janssen tells me he is on his knees three or four times a week!
I don't need your pity prayers!
by Anonymous | reply 546 | July 1, 2020 9:21 PM |
I never hired anyone to do anything to Shannon, R545. Get your facts straight before I send my girlfriend over to kick your ass.
But look on the bright side, Shannon. At least your robo-arm can't get fat!
by Anonymous | reply 547 | July 1, 2020 9:24 PM |
Wow, r547. Okay. Are you kidding me? You didn't have to hire anyone!! Do you remember when I hid in the closet!?!!
by Anonymous | reply 548 | July 1, 2020 9:26 PM |
I remember all the times you got wasted and attacked me when I got home from work, R548. Then you'd mistake the closet for the bathroom and leave giant piles of shit on the floor.
by Anonymous | reply 549 | July 1, 2020 9:33 PM |
Wow, r549 / r550 / r551. Okay. Are you kidding me? Thanks to my frequent colonics and Kegel exercises I have excellent control of my bowels!!
by Anonymous | reply 552 | July 1, 2020 9:40 PM |
She took shits in our closets too! We thought we were the only ones! Camille was scarred for life!
by Anonymous | reply 553 | July 1, 2020 9:41 PM |
Shannon Beador, Serial Shitter! Lock up your closets ladies!
by Anonymous | reply 554 | July 1, 2020 9:44 PM |
John Janssen!! They're being mean to me on The Data Lounge again! John!!! They're saying I shit in the closet. Come here, John, make them stop! They're so mean. You're the only one who's allowed to be mean to me. John!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 555 | July 1, 2020 9:46 PM |
Sherial shitter.
by Anonymous | reply 556 | July 1, 2020 9:46 PM |
Wow, seriously? WOW! Fuck all of you! I'M MOVING!
by Anonymous | reply 557 | July 1, 2020 10:22 PM |
You never ran anywhere in your life except to the fridge, fat ass!
by Anonymous | reply 558 | July 1, 2020 10:25 PM |
She ran from my house when she shit in closet.
by Anonymous | reply 559 | July 1, 2020 10:26 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 561 | July 1, 2020 10:33 PM |
I'm gonna kill myself, Liza! I'm gonna drive right into the nearest Starbucks and take out as many people with me as possible!
by Anonymous | reply 563 | July 1, 2020 10:36 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 564 | July 1, 2020 10:37 PM |
Liza, will you help me get custody of my granddaughters? They can't be trusted with that suicidal retard Shannon.
by Anonymous | reply 565 | July 1, 2020 10:41 PM |
Was Mother Beador's nationality ever established r565? Beador is French Canadian, but was she herself French Canadian? She seemed like she hailed from the Eastern Bloc.
A handsome woman.
by Anonymous | reply 566 | July 1, 2020 10:45 PM |
She hails from the pits of hell, R566! The lowest, darkest, hottest pits of HELL!
by Anonymous | reply 567 | July 1, 2020 10:55 PM |
Guess who's back fram Cabo, all fresh and rested! Ready to give our best friendship another try, Shannan? Call me when Jan Janjansen beats you, OK?
by Anonymous | reply 568 | July 1, 2020 11:01 PM |
Shannon, it wasn't David who hired that hit-man with the bazooka. It was ME! Now, if you know what's good for you, you stupid cunt, you'll fly to some remote island in the Pacific and NEVER come back to Orange County, if you know what's good for you, you fat fucking bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 569 | July 1, 2020 11:06 PM |
r568 HE NEVER BEAT ME YOU LIAR!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 570 | July 1, 2020 11:08 PM |
NO, R570, YOU BEAT HIM! You're a drunken violent slut, and you ruined my David's life!
by Anonymous | reply 571 | July 1, 2020 11:13 PM |
Wow, r571. Okay. Are you kidding me? Shouldn't you be busy yelling at David's new trailer trash fiancee? At least I went to cotillion!!!
by Anonymous | reply 572 | July 1, 2020 11:15 PM |
It's so hard living in Orange County when you're friends with SHANNON BEADOR!
by Anonymous | reply 573 | July 1, 2020 11:15 PM |
Shannon, darl, you and John Janssen should move to Australia. We're so much nicer here.
by Anonymous | reply 574 | July 1, 2020 11:17 PM |
David's fiancee is a wonderful woman, R572. She'll be a great mother to those girls, once you're out of the picture! She's gonna have a ton of work to do, too, no thanks to your awful parenting style, you fucking bitch slut cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 575 | July 1, 2020 11:21 PM |
Wow, r575. Okay. Are you kidding me? Get back to whatever former Soviet hellhole whence you came!!!
by Anonymous | reply 576 | July 1, 2020 11:26 PM |
I ate cunts like you for breakfast when I was behind the Iron Curtain, you piece of flabby shit! R575, you and John Jackass better leave the country, or I'll have you BOTH dealt with.
by Anonymous | reply 577 | July 1, 2020 11:28 PM |
FUCK! I meant R576. My mind's not the same since Shannon tried to poison me with her radioactive fish cakes!
by Anonymous | reply 578 | July 1, 2020 11:29 PM |
Wow, r580. Okay. Are you serious? This thread has room for only one fame whore and that would be JOHN JANSSEN!
by Anonymous | reply 581 | July 2, 2020 12:16 AM |
I'm not a fame whore, R581, I'm a COCK WHORE!
by Anonymous | reply 582 | July 2, 2020 12:37 AM |
And I'm a coke whore r582
by Anonymous | reply 583 | July 2, 2020 12:40 AM |
David, put that booger sugar down and come give mama a hug.
by Anonymous | reply 584 | July 2, 2020 12:42 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 585 | July 2, 2020 1:15 AM |
Begone, you Mexican skank!
by Anonymous | reply 586 | July 2, 2020 2:49 AM |
Wow, r586. Okay. Are you kidding me? Why are you still in my thread? Don't you have a bingo game in a smoke-filled church basement to attend to fritter away David's money?
by Anonymous | reply 587 | July 2, 2020 10:41 AM |
Come here and say that to my face, R587, and I'll shove both my fists straight up your fat asshole and tear you into two, you huge fucking bimbo cunt!
by Anonymous | reply 588 | July 2, 2020 2:07 PM |
Shannon, we at RHOA , Potomac, Married to Medicine and one particular housewife with RHOBH, want to know what you've done to atone for your over the top, way-too whiteness and unapologetic Orange County privilege ? Do you have any meals in the works with equality reflection?
by Anonymous | reply 589 | July 2, 2020 5:03 PM |
R589 Are you KIDDING ME? I've just introduced a new frozen meal package consisting of black beans and cajun chicken, and I call it "Black Meals Matter." I don't just eat charitable meals, Little Miss 30-year old. I MAKE THEM!
I'm done. I'm done.
by Anonymous | reply 590 | July 2, 2020 5:07 PM |
^^^^^LOLOL
by Anonymous | reply 591 | July 2, 2020 5:35 PM |
As a matter of fact, Miss R589, my three daughters and I go out to Orange County's homeless black population every Wednesday evening to hand out frozen Black Meals Matter dinners for FREE! So don't give me any of that privilege baloney. Do you see Terry and Heather Dubrow giving out free botox injections and tubes of skin creams? Do you see Vicki Gunvalson giving out free insurance policies or bottles of her perfume? Do you see Lydia McLaughlin giving away copies of her several dozen lifestyle magazines? Do you see Kelly Dodd handing out bottle of her Positive Beverage H20 on skid row? I don't THINK SO! I am the MOST charitable, non-privileged, in-touch woman in Orange County.
by Anonymous | reply 592 | July 2, 2020 6:48 PM |
Wow, R588! Are you SERIOUS? No one is allowed to stick their fists up my butt except for John Janssen! Even then, I make him use plenty of 100% organic lubricant. We started small with his pinky, then moved up to his big peepee, and now we do fists! I hope he'll be able to fit his entire head in my October!
Ohhhh, too much information? Well, Mother Beador, THAT'S what you GET for being such an awful demonic entity that not even the most expensive crystals could ever get rid of. Now you and your smelly crotch leave me alone!
by Anonymous | reply 593 | July 2, 2020 7:12 PM |
Shannon, r593, your face is going to become acquainted with my fist if I don't see my lunch very soon!
Just kidding dear!! But no, really, get my fucking lunch, bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 594 | July 2, 2020 7:15 PM |
Lunch is served, R594! I hope you like it this time, so you won't force me to eat it instead while you stand there going 'oink oink oink' until I'm done.
by Anonymous | reply 595 | July 2, 2020 7:22 PM |
Shannon were you popular in High School? A cheerleader? A Majorette? Tennis Team standout?( I know they didn't have soccer when you were little) . Where you voted 'Best Dressed?' or in a Sorority? Were you a girls-girl like Jennifer Anniston? Or a sullen, over protected, bookworm with a large nose , Peter Frampton idolizing loner? I'm just trying to understand, who is Shannon Beador?
by Anonymous | reply 596 | July 2, 2020 9:12 PM |
Wow, okay, r596. Are you kidding me? I rode horses, you fucking bitch! English only; Western was too déclassé for the Storms family.
by Anonymous | reply 597 | July 2, 2020 9:18 PM |
Shannon's too fat to ride any horses now. She'd crumple up up like beer cans.
by Anonymous | reply 598 | July 2, 2020 10:00 PM |
Oh god oh god oh god. I'm gonna shit my pants! John Janssen, DRIVE FASTER!
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