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Shannon "Storms" Beador and her sexy new man!

Wow, can you believe it? He's all mine!

Jealous, bitches?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 601Last Thursday at 2:06 PM

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 106/23/2020

He looks retarded.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 206/23/2020

WOW, r2. Okay. Are you KIDDING ME? He went to USC!

I'm DONE with you!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 306/23/2020

Meh.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 406/23/2020

Wow, okay r4 David. Admit you're threatened by my SEXY new man!!

Has your thirty-something-year-old cleaned out your bank account yet?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 506/23/2020

Some Heather Dubrow tea

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 606/23/2020

David is much hotter. He had BDE. This guy obviously has to make do with 4 inches or less.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 706/23/2020

Wow, r7. Okay. Are you KIDDING me? See how far BDE gets you when you're hiding in a closet!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 806/23/2020

Makes sense r6. Heather was pissed at the dinner they had during her last season at the Japanese restaurant, where Kelly called Shannon a cunt. There’s footage of her having to be coaxed back into filming by producers that night , she was so upset.

Heather is one of those Housewives who seem so annoying during their last season as a housewife, but their presence is sorely missed when they leave.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 906/23/2020

Heather was the perfect foil for Kelly, which is why I wish they'd bring her back r9.

... assuming Kelly isn't fired first.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 1006/23/2020

He does look, ah, special in the pic at OP ...

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 1106/23/2020

Shannon, your new man looks like the missing link. A total OC goon.

I believe the rumor that Heather left the show because Kelly spilled the beans that Terry was having an affair with one of his employees. I hated Heather. Snobby show off bitch. But she did make good TV.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 1206/23/2020

Wow, r12. WOW. Are you serious? He is the MISSING LINK of my HEART!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 1306/23/2020

He will never emotionally fulfill you Fat Shannon, ever.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 1406/23/2020

WOW, r14. Are you serious? WATCH THIS VIDEO YOU FUCKING BITCH!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 1506/23/2020

You must admit she looks good now, since she lost that weight and the facelift

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 1606/23/2020

The two shot an Instagram Live video a month or two ago. They were with friends in a park (social distancing, of course, because Shannon has LUNG DAMAGE!!!)

Anyway, Shannon had been drinking and was very ON and it's clear that John is already embarrassed by her

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 1706/23/2020

Wasabi flavored Al Gore?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 1806/23/2020

Wow, r18. Are you KIDDING ME? As if I would ever date someone who resembled a Democrat!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 1906/23/2020

I think the sad irony of Shannon is that she lacks self-insight on a massive scale. I don't think she realizes her desperation leads to a willingness to defer to a man and let herself be controlled by him. But the type of men who seek out deferential and self-loathing women are generally creeps, and the cycle keeps repeating.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 2006/24/2020

Gay Gayerson

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 2106/24/2020

r21 = Edwina and his penchant for hot daddies

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 2206/24/2020

R16: How do you lose a facelift?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 2306/24/2020

The only surgery that would help Shannon at this point is vaginal rejuvenation. After David's big, meaty cock did a number on her, the new BF's rather modest endowment is unable to find purchase.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 2406/24/2020

WOW, r24. Okay. Are you kidding me? His big meaty cock spent FAR more time in THE AFFAIR than in me.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 2506/24/2020

It really would be hilarious if the real Shannon knew about this thread.

I can almost hear her slew of exacerbated "WOWs" and "Are you kidding mes?" and "Are you SERIOUSes?" while John tries unsuccessfully to calm her down.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 2606/24/2020

Funny that at r25, Shannon doesn't bother defending what's-his-face's lack of size.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 2706/24/2020

Wow, r27. Okay. Wow. Are you serious? Size doesn't matter to me! And at least I don't have to hide in the closet when John Janssen gets mad ... a lot!

I'm DONE with you!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 2806/24/2020

That man looks like the alien bad guy in a campy sci-fi, who would be decked out with an oversized glitter collar the size of a backstop.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 2906/24/2020

Wow, r29. Okay. Are you SERIOUS? JOHN JANSSEN is the NICEST, HANDSOMEST, KINDEST, SMARTEST, and SEXIEST man I have EVER MET!!! What's that John? Oh, he is also the MOST SUCCESSFUL and FUNNIEST!!!

I'm sorry, John!! I will work harder to remember all your well-deserved superlatives!!!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 3006/24/2020

r24 is by far my favorite post on this (and the other Shannon) thread.

Well done.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 3106/24/2020

So right now I'm watching this cheap 80's thriller called 'Double Exposure' on Amazon Prime, and just as I clicked on this thread, guess who pops up on screen? OC's own Jeana Keough! She's extremely skinny, in a bathing suit, modeling for a photographer in a pool. The photographer ends up drowning her with the pool skimmer.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 3206/24/2020

R32 here. I meant to post this pic.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 3306/24/2020

Psychotic Incest Survivor?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 3406/24/2020

OMG Sally Kirkland is also in this. She plays a doomed hooker!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 3506/24/2020

He’s not attractive. David was incredibly hot but he has evil eyes

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 3606/24/2020

Wow, r32, r33, r34, r35. Are you KIDDING me? This thread is about ME and my WILDLY ATTRACTIVE boyfriend JOHN JANSSEN who is MUCH BETTER LOOKING and LESS VIOLENT THAN DAVID r36.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 3706/24/2020

Let's see YOU slim down and look as good as Jeana does in R33's pic, Shannon.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 3806/24/2020

Wow, r38. Okay, WOW. Are you serious? John Janssen loves my surgically-altered face and body!! It's my needy and obnoxious personality he's trying to change: he says I embarrass him in public and I don't want to hurt him!!! HE LOVES ME!!!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 3906/24/2020

go ride a horse to the pharmacy, Shannon.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 4006/24/2020

WOW, r40. Okay DAVID, don't you have some 30-year-old trailer trash whore causing a scene in Walmart to attend to?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 4106/24/2020

Hey Shannon, can you see your toes when you're standing up yet?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 4206/24/2020

"I'm just happy I'm no longer the fattest OC Housewife."

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 4306/24/2020

Did someone say fattest housewife?

By the way, Shannon, you act just like my MENTALLY ILL MOTHER. Put THAT in your QVC burger and smoke it!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 4406/24/2020

"I completely forgot about her!"

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 4506/24/2020

WOW, r43. Okay. I LOST THE WEIGHT BITCH!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 4606/24/2020

What a sad fat cow she is. She really needs a fag to help her with everything. I don’t think she’s ever had an orgasm , let alone one happy moment in her miserable, transfat filled life.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 4706/24/2020

WOW, r47. Okay. Are you kidding me? JEFF LEWIS is my BFF!!!

John? John, please stop yelling. It's okay! Jeff is gay! I'm sorry! Don't get mad!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 4806/24/2020

SMACK!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 4906/24/2020

Wow, r49. Are you serious? I'm going to call Vicki from the closet!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 5006/24/2020

I don’t know her

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 5106/24/2020

Shannon, if he beats you, then you did something to deserve it!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 5206/24/2020

WOW, r52. Okay. Are you KIDDING ME?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 5306/24/2020

Omg it must be exhausting to have shannon in your life.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 5406/24/2020

WOW, r52. Okay ... WOW. Are you serious? He beat me sometimes when I didn't deserve it you fucking bitch!!! I'm DONE with you!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 5506/24/2020

He has a GIGANTIC forehead.

He would give Van Der Beek a complex about having barely any forehead by comparison.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 5606/24/2020

Tell me about it, R54.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 5706/24/2020

Vicki looks deranged in r52

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 5806/24/2020

I look at Shannon's new guy and can only think of this:

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 5906/24/2020

Oh yeah right R55. I'm the only one in Orange County who'll still take your calls. I even sold you domestic abuse insurance.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 6006/24/2020

Wow, r60. Okay. Are you serious? We weren't friends anymore after Girth Brooks LIED ABOUT CANCER you fucking bitch! Plus John told me that all my old friends are bad influences and I need to cut them out of my life!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 6106/24/2020

SHANNON HE PUNCHED YOU IN YOUR PUSSY!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 6206/24/2020

R61 Tell your new man that Terry can fix those droopy eyelids of his.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 6306/24/2020

Yeah, Shannon, stop being such a bozo.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 6406/24/2020

Maybe I don't want another man with eyes that look like he's a sociopathic iguana r63 / r64!!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 6506/24/2020

How many of the housewives got fucked by their biological fathers growing up?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 6606/24/2020

R65 With those eyes, he'll never get a role on Malibu Country, like I did.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 6706/24/2020

WOW, r66. Okay. Are you kidding me? DAVID was the only daddy I ever fucked!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 6806/24/2020

R68 At least you're getting fucked.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 6906/24/2020

Um, R67, Malibu Country asked me to do that role waaay before they asked you.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 7006/24/2020

Oh, and that Shannon lady is a sad pathetic loser. It says so in the Bible somewhere.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 7106/24/2020

DADDYFUCKER!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 7206/24/2020

Not me R66. I didn't even know mine!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 7306/24/2020

Wow, r72. Okay. David was a HOT DADDY (when he wasn't beating me!)

Jealous, bitches?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 7406/24/2020

Nooobooooody is jealous of youuu, Shaaaannon Beeeeeeeedor!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 7506/24/2020

WOW, r75. Okay. Are you kidding me? At least ALL my daughters talk to me!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 7606/24/2020

Shannon really does have issues.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 7706/24/2020

I've got Jesus on my side now, R76, so I'm not even gonna get mad at you for that.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 7806/24/2020

Did somebody say JEEZUS?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 7906/24/2020

This thread is full of false profits.

Come, Shannon. Let me pray over you. We'll exorcise your inner demons together.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 8006/24/2020

You're gonna need this holy water, hun.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 8106/24/2020

WOW, r80 / r81. Okay. I am SICK of having my MENTAL STATE QUESTIONED!! John says everything will be fine as long as I do exactly what he tells me like the good Christian woman I am!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 8206/24/2020

R70 Shut up, Jesus Jugs. You're not a trained actress like I am, and Jesus doesn't like it when you lie.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 8306/24/2020

The only Academy Award you'd ever win is for Best Supporting CUNT, R83

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 8406/24/2020

Two Out of Two Doctors Think Shannon is Insane

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 8506/24/2020

R84 That's it. You are not welcome in my house. I'm a proper lady and it offends my upper class ears when such words enter into them. Please leave. Now.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 8606/24/2020

WOW, r85. Okay. Are you KIDDING ME? The only mental health professionals I consult are endorsed by Focus on the Family, and John Janssen attends all my sessions with me!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 8706/24/2020

Hilarious “sociopathic iguana” that’s perfect @R65

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 8806/24/2020

Don't believe Shannon's bullshit. The closest she gets to therapy are when she brings me to my training classes.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 8906/24/2020

R89 Wow. Okay. ARCHIE DOESN'T NEED TRAINING! I TRAINED HIM PERFECTLY MYSELF WHILE I WAS HIDING IN THE CLOSET!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 9006/24/2020

The only party I want Fat Shannon to throw is her funeral. They’ll need a few extra pallbearers though.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 9106/24/2020

Shannon put me on a strict diet of one bacon bit a week.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 9206/24/2020

R91 Wow. Okay. I'M SO THIN NOW THAT LYDIA COULD CARRY MY CASKET ALL BY HERSELF! AND THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A MAN WHO LOVES ME MORE THAN LYDIA'S HUSBAND LOVES HER! Oh, and because I sell healthy TV dinners.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 9306/24/2020

FEED YOUR FUCKIN' DOG, SHANNON!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 9406/24/2020

R94 Wow. Okay. I'D FEED HIM IF YOU WEREN'T EATING ALL HIS FOOD FIRST, YOU BITCH!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 9506/24/2020

Seriously, Shannon has a good companion in Archie. (I'm a big fan of goldens.) She would have been fine if she'd stayed single for a year or two, and it would have been good for her daughters too -- to show them their mom can be independent and survive. Instead she jumped straight into a serious relationship with a probable creep.

After being married to David, you'd think she'd have learned.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 9606/24/2020

R96 Wow. Okay. You're just jealous because I found the kindest, most loving, only mildly controlling and prone to fewer rage tantrums than David boyfriend. I don't need a man. I'm perfectly happy selling my TV dinners on QVC while drug testing my homely daughters and sitting by the pool with Archie while I treat my serious lung infection with herbs and crystals, but my man just fell into my arms, and I'm a good person, so I wasn't going to shut him out. Now I'm done. I'm done.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 9706/24/2020

When can I eat your dog's food, R95? Your new boyfriend doesn't even allow me in your house!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 9806/24/2020

This is one of the best threads on DL in a long time

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 9906/24/2020

"I can't believe she said I eat dog food."

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 10006/24/2020

R98 I've seen her digging a hole under your fence with her pig nose, Shannon.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 10106/24/2020

Vicious Kelly used the Pig Emoji for porcine Vicki, what would she use for Shannon? An elephant? A cow? A rhino? A moose?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 10206/24/2020

Kelly, you promised you'd stap calling me a pig!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 10306/24/2020

You ARE a fucking pig r103!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 10406/24/2020

"Jeana, the fat one said I eat dog food and the Mexican called me a pig!"

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 10506/24/2020

Dat Shah-non woman eez a mess!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 10606/24/2020

r104 is frightening

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 10706/24/2020

Shannon naked is more frightening, R107.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 10806/24/2020

R108 Wow. Okay. I was only frightening looking because you abused me to the point where all I did was eat my feelings in between beatings!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 10906/24/2020

I never beat you, you fat fucking liar bitch r109!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 11006/24/2020

I don't think David ever beat Shannon. Men just don't do those kinds of things to women, ya know?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 11106/24/2020

I HAVE THE RECEIPTS YOU FUCKING BITCH r111!!!

AND SHE CALLED ME FROM THE CLOSET!!!!!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 11206/24/2020

Vicki, you better STOP telling people I called you from inside a closet. I was inside the PANTRY!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 11306/24/2020

Vat is pantry?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 11406/24/2020

But also MY HUSBAND NEVER BEAT ME!!!!!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 11506/24/2020

Peggy, a pantry is where you store all the handbags you weren't able to sell.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 11606/24/2020

and cuffs, R116.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 11706/24/2020

R115

See Vicki, I was right. He never laid a finger on her.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 11806/24/2020

Jeana, you always make excuses and defend bad men! That's something I'd NEVER DO!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 11906/24/2020
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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 12006/24/2020

I'm offended that no one's made this about ME yet.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 12106/24/2020

That's because nobody cares about you, R121.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 12206/24/2020

Oh, and by the way... I'm a doctor, and I diagnose Shannon as NUTS.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 12306/24/2020

WOW, r120. Okay. Are you KIDDING ME? We had a VERBAL ARGUMENT. He NEVER TOUCHED ME!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 12406/24/2020

I do not know what is wrong with me, but I find John Janssen to be so handsome and David to be so NOT. And I am a sucker for blue eyes, but David has rapey eyes and I hate everything about him.. Looks and all..

You all really think John Janssen looks like a backwoods banjo playing mongloid????

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 12506/24/2020

C'mon ladies, let's all sing together about how crazy Shannon is!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 12606/24/2020

He is decent looking r125 but I find his personality off-putting, at least in the video he did with Shannon. It's hard to put my finger on ... he has a cockiness that's way more obnoxious than sexy

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 12706/24/2020

I think David's incredibly sexy, but he seams like a sexual sadist

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 12806/24/2020

Shannon busted a few seams in her day too R128

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 12906/24/2020

The Vicki posts are hilarious. Keep me coming

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 13006/24/2020

I'll keep you coming, R130. Just don't tell Steve.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 13106/24/2020

Hey, where'd Shannon go!?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 13206/24/2020

WOW, r132. Okay. Are you KIDDING ME?

If John's happy, I'm mixing him a drink (to keep him that way). If John's frisky, I'm in the bedroom with my eyes closed praying that it ends as quickly as possible. And if John's mad, I'm back in the freakin' closet!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 13306/24/2020

Thank God you're ok Shannon. I was afraid Jan Janjansan murdered you.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 13406/24/2020

Wow, r134. Okay. Are you KIDDING ME? John JANSSEN loves me!!! He told me in a lovely birthday note that I am the most beautiful, smartest, kindest, most intelligent, funniest, most honest, warmest, most caring, most fun, most deferential, AND most gullible woman he's ever met!!!

He's the love of my life and would never murder me!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 13506/24/2020

Hey Shannan, when Steve Ladge and I get married, we're gonna fill this stadium with all our friends and loved ones. Will you be one of my bridesmaids? Steve's already given me permission to ask you.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 13606/24/2020

Why are none of you concerned that I may get murdered by my husband!? It's just like Shannon to suck all the attention to her.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 13706/24/2020

Emily, I would never murder you. I'd just mentally torture you until you murder yourself.

Kind of like Shannon tried to do with David.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 13806/24/2020

Wow, r137. Okay. At least I attended an ACCREDITED LAW SCHOOL

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 13906/24/2020

Wow, r138. Okay. Are you serious? At least David was a hot daddy and not an extra from Deliverance!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 14006/24/2020

r136 totally not controlling John said I can't talk to you anymore.

So, no.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 14106/24/2020

But R138, you told me yourself that you tried to gaslight David into killing himself. Don't you remember? You did. You did.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 14206/24/2020

Shannon, my shoes need shining. Get off the fucking computer NOW!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 14306/24/2020

Tamra, Shannon doesn't wanna be my bridesmaid anymore.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 14406/24/2020

Wow, r143. Okay. I'm sorry! Please promise me you aren't mad, and if you are mad, you won't yell, and if you do yell, you won't scare me, and if you do scare me, you won't hit me, and if you do hit me, it's with an open hand!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 14506/24/2020

SMACK

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 14606/24/2020

WOW, r146. Okay. Are you serious? I'm DONE with you, John Janssen!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 14706/24/2020

But, I don't want her to be happy.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 14806/24/2020

r148 = David Beador

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 14906/24/2020

Hey R147, Jeana Keough told me that she heard that you and Jan Janjansen are broken up. Now will you be in mine and Steve Ladge's wedding?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 15006/24/2020

I'm upset you haven't asked me to be in your wedding, Vicki.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 15106/24/2020

R150 Don't bring me into this. I'm busy watching my ZZ Top video. I like to remember how I used to look before I started to look like Shannon.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 15206/24/2020

I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, BROWN WIND!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 15306/24/2020

Everyone in Coto is laying odds on how close they get to the wedding before Vicki's "fiancee" bails. Tee-hee!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 15406/24/2020

LAURIE! What did I ever do to you!?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 15506/24/2020

R154 Wow. Okay. This thread is about ME, AND I'M GETTING MARRIED BEFORE VICKI, BITCH!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 15606/24/2020

r147 John! I'm sorry I got mad at you!!! You're right, I'm crazy and the cause of all our fights. Please forgive me!!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 15706/24/2020

Is ok R151. Vicki no ask me to be in wedding either.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 15806/24/2020

That's RIGHT R156, everything is always about YOU! It's the fucking SHANNON SHOW!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 15906/24/2020

So R157 is the wedding back on, fatso?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 16006/24/2020

John, Jeana Keough called me a fatso today. Do you think I'm fat???

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 16106/24/2020

R161 Yes

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 16206/24/2020

That hurt worse than a slap, John. Worse than a slap.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 16306/24/2020

Oh wait that was David? Sorry I got my abusive partners mixed up for a sec.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 16406/24/2020

Does Kelly do Meth? Did her Dad fuck her?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 16506/24/2020

You better watch your fucking mouth, R165, before I throw you down a flight of stairs!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 16606/24/2020

Hmm. 37 missed calls from Shannon. I hope Jan Janjansan isn't beating her up.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 16706/24/2020

Wow, r167. Okay. Are you serious? I NEVER called you, you lying con woman!!! John gets mad when I divert any attention away from him when we're together.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 16806/24/2020

WOW, r160. Okay. Are you serious? It's the man's job to propose marriage and the woman's job to say yes!! So you need to be asking JOHN JANSSEN this question.

Also, THIS ISN'T MY FAT YOU FUCKING BITCH!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 16906/25/2020

Although much of this show is manufactured and Terry is a huge drama queen, I think his dislike of David during his first season was genuine. He knew David was a physically abusive womanizer and he wasn't having it.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 17006/25/2020

I am NOT a con woman, you MEAN FAT BITCH R168!

Brooks was the con!

I gave him my heart, I gave him my love tank, I gave him new teeth, and HE! CONNED! MEEEEEE!

I WAS CONNED!

I WAS KHAAANED!!

I WAS KHAAAANNNED!!!

I WAS KHAAAAANNNNNED!!!!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 17106/25/2020

WOW, r171. Okay. Wow. Are you SERIOUS? I supported Girth Brooks when all your other friends were trash talking him! I stood up for you, you lying bitch!!!

Clearly I was wrong about Girth "Meaty Cock" Brooks. Which is funny. My accurate judgement of men's characters typically doesn't fail!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 17206/25/2020

R168 Your ass is so big it probably butt-dialed Vicki 37 times.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 17306/25/2020

WOW, r173. Okay. Wow. Are you serious? John Janssen said knock it off because he is the only one allowed to fat shame me!! (Which he would never do!!!)

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 17406/25/2020

I've got you beat, Vick. Shannon called me 55 times last night. What a loser!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 17506/25/2020

WOW, r175. Okay. Are you kidding me? Wow. John Janssen removed your number from my phone months ago!!!! He's the only one who gaslights me now (only he doesn't!!)

And at least the only closet involved in our relationship is the one I hide in when he gets mad!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 17606/25/2020

We're both upset that Shannon didn't call us. She never calls us...

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 17706/25/2020

He's got fat lids. No thanks.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 17806/25/2020

Wow, r177. Okay. Refresh my memory. How do I know you? Church? The supermarket? Are in my mother's bridge club?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 17906/25/2020

She definitely called me last night. I was up late going over a new case I'd taken on, so I answered. All I heard was Shannon crying. More like blubbering. And then loud chewing, like she was eating a whole bag of chips. I asked her what was wrong, and how she got my new number. All she could say was "I'm out of guac!" Then I heard footsteps coming closer, a door being pulled open, and then the call dropped.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 18006/25/2020

WOW, r180. Okay. Wow. Are you serious, Miss 30-Year-Old? I called you to invite you to Bunco, I wasn't crying, I wasn't eating chips, I didn't need more guac for my chips, and JOHN JANSSEN DOES NOT ABUSE ME!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 18106/25/2020

Shannon, get the fuck over here and suck my cock, you fat slob!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 18206/25/2020

Was Shannon abused as a child? She displays all the classic signs.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 18306/25/2020

She was most definitely abused, R183. She shows all the signs of being a traumatized nut-job.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 18406/25/2020

Wow, r184. Okay. Wow. Are you serious? My childhood was COMPLETELY NORMAL AND NON-TRAUMATIC you fucking whackjob!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 18506/25/2020

It's so exhausting being your best friend, Shannon. One minute you're calling me to cry, the next you're saying my husband is gay!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 18606/25/2020

R184 I was waiting for an appearance by the jowly Dr. Deb!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 18706/25/2020

Who're you callin' "jowly" R187? I'm a doctor, and I diagnose you as Boring Republican.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 18806/25/2020

R188 Stop it, mom. You're embarrassing me and you ruined my childhood. I'm going to cry about it now.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 18906/25/2020

WOW, r186. Okay. Wow. Are you serious? It was Vicki who said Eddie was gay you fucking bitch! NOT ME!!!

I have traumatic brain injury from Kelly hitting me over the head with a mallet (NOT from David beating me because he DID NOT!!!) and even I could remember that much!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 19006/25/2020

Wow, r182. Okay. Are you kidding me? Why can't you treat me with even the most cursory gestures of respect? I let you make all the decisions in our relationship, defer to you, change myself to make you happy, and feed your ego constantly. I don't understand why you wouldn't respect a woman like me!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 19106/25/2020

WOW. Okay. Apparently DL forgot that JOHN JANSSEN and I just celebrated our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. You know our relationship is solid because this post received 35,000 likes!!!

Jealous, bitches?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 19206/25/2020

I'm taking a break from my fast-paced career at Coto Insurance to wish you and Jan Janjansin a Happy Anniversary. There, I said it. Now how many of those 35,000 likes are paid likes, Shannan? I'd bet at least 2,000. All the Housewives, except ME, pay for some likes every now and then, so don't bather lying to me.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 19306/25/2020

Happy Anniversary Shannon! Remember me?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 19406/25/2020

WOW, r193. Okay. Are you KIDDING me? Just admit you are jealous of JOHN JANSSEN and his MEATY COCK and his sexy EPICANTHIC FOLDS!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 19506/25/2020

Excuse me, R193, I've never paid for a single like in my entire life. Some of us are just naturally popular and well-liked.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 19606/25/2020

WHY would I be JEALOUS of JAN, R195!? I have STEVE, the best, most loving man in the WORLD! And his penis is HUGE! It fills up my love tank, and THEN SOME!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 19706/25/2020

WOW, r197. Okay. No more scared-in-the-closet phone calls for YOU!

I'M DONE WITH YOU!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 19806/25/2020

Vat is dis love tenk?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 19906/25/2020

"I can't believe Shannon won't call me from her closets any more."

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 20006/25/2020

You're ALL white trash, quite frankly.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 20106/25/2020

Wow, r200. Okay. Are you kidding me? I'm never calling you again! YOU PUT FALSE CRIMINAL ACCUSATIONS ABOUT MY HUSBAND INTO THE UNIVERSE!! INTO ... THE ... UNIVERSE!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 20206/25/2020

Hi r194 Kentucky Fried Titties!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 20306/25/2020

Here I am helping John Janssen (NOT a fame whore!) take care of his prostate!

Aren't we cute!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 20406/25/2020

R204 How much did you get paid for that embarrassing post, you fat whore?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 20506/25/2020

Is he a televangelist? Creepy looking dude.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 20606/25/2020

Wow, r206. Okay. WOW. He is a Christian with STRONG FAMILY VALUES!!! (And a healthy prostate!)

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 20706/25/2020

Wow, r205. Are you KIDDING me?! How fucking dare you question my altruistic commitment to the health of John Janssen's prostate!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 20806/25/2020

Watch out you fat cow!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 20906/25/2020

DONNNNGGGG

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 21006/25/2020

I wonder if John Janssen is a DL regular.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 21106/25/2020

What self esteem, r210?

I took every last bit of it!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 21206/25/2020

Hey Shannon, how many times have you been to the ER this month? Seven? Eight times? Nah, probably 25.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 21306/25/2020

Wow, r213. Okay. Are you kidding me? At least when David hit me he apologized for it later!!!!!! And took me to the ER himself, like a true gentleman.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 21406/25/2020

Shannon, STOP arguing with that Mexican and come lick my taint!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 21506/25/2020

R215 I'll do it!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 21606/25/2020

Ryan, your step-daddy is so haaard to live with! One minute he's into my rockin' 60-year-old lady-bod, the next he's licking Shannon's boyfriend's taint! I bet it's just a phase.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 21706/25/2020

EDDIE! Get AWAY from that man's TAINT!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 21806/25/2020

My Ryan has the best dong!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 21906/25/2020

R218 What are you talking about, babe? I'm at Cut Fitness all day long, keeping our business afloat, even though we're not allowed to open yet (wink).

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 22006/25/2020

R219 I need to visit Ryan and deliver to him the word of the Lord. With my mouth.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 22106/25/2020

Doug, you promised no more cock sucking! Jesus hates cock sucking! It's almost as worse as pot smoking!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 22206/25/2020

R222 That's it. The word "cock" just assaulted my ears. You must leave my house and never return. You have no class.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 22306/25/2020

COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 22406/25/2020

R224 All this talk about cock and I haven't seen one in years.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 22506/25/2020

Vut is dis word "cock"? Is like chicken?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 22606/25/2020

I always begged Matt to let me suck his CAWK but he'd NEVA let me! I didn't evah UNDA-STAND whyyyy?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 22706/25/2020

Ladies, I awoketh this morning and saw that I had 32 missed calls from Shannan from between 12:30pm and 4am last night. I was far too busy having hot, sweaty sex all night with my husband-to-be Steve Ladge to answer my telaphone. Do any of you knoweth what that fat nutjab wanted?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 22806/26/2020

WOW, r228. Okay. Wow. Are you serious? I was occupied last night servicing all 3.5 inches of JOHN JANSSEN and had no time to call you!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 22906/26/2020

DL Shannon is truly indefatigable.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 23006/26/2020

David's taste in jewelry, like his taste in women, is very déclassé .

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 23106/26/2020

Wow, r226. Okay. Are you serious? Why are you on my thread? I barely remember you. Were you part of the show's crew? Were you my live-in housekeeper? Does your father own the gas station I sometimes frequent?

I was hit on the head (thanks r224!) and suffered traumatic brain injury and can't remember.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 23206/26/2020

Shannon, how come you no show fo you appointment for chakra-cleanse today?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 23306/26/2020

Finally, word I know R230! Indefatigable. It mean tireless, like the Armenian people!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 23406/26/2020

Wow, r233. Okay. Are you serious? I told you John Janssen already suspects we're too close and he insists on accompanying me to all my appointments!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 23506/26/2020

YOU no remember ME, R226? I only remember you as sad fat lady who yell too much and always had food in mouth. Khent’ tikin!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 23606/26/2020

WOW, r236. Okay. Are you kidding me? That was the lowest point in my life! I gained FORTY POUNDS because a very untruthful Vicki Gunvalson put out a VICIOUS LIE into the universe that my husband beat me!!!!!!!

HE DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 23706/26/2020

Shannon, you owe me $50,000 for pre-chakra cleanse colon and gut cleanse. You pay me now!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 23806/26/2020

Shannan, we talked about this. You have gat to stap blaming me for you eating too much.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 23906/26/2020

What the fuck, r238?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 24006/26/2020

Wow, r239. Are you kidding me? I called you terrified from a closet and sent you pictures of huge bruises the next day! I NEVER SAID MY HUSBAND BEAT ME!!!!!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 24106/26/2020

We know, r237. You came to a party at my house, thrust your gunt towards me and screamed , “THIS IS STRESS! THIS IS VICKI GUNVALSON!”

Put down the twinkies Fatso and maybe you’ll find a man with eyebrows who will resist the urge to slap you.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 24206/26/2020

Wow, r242. Are you serious? Wow. I would NEVER eat Twinkies because they're not Certified Organic, GMO Free, Gluten Free, MSG Free, and Vegan!!! (Unlike my AMAZING QVC burgers.)

And John Janssen doesn't slap me ... much!!!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 24306/26/2020

Yaaas, more Twinkies for me!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 24406/26/2020

Then how did you get all those BRUISES, R241? HOW!?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 24506/26/2020

Wow, r244. Okay. I DON'T LIKE YOU and I am NOTHING LIKE YOUR MIDWESTERN MENTALLY ILL MOTHER!!!!!!!

Get off my thread. I'M DONE WITH YOU!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 24606/26/2020

r245 WOW. Okay. Are you kidding me? I TOLD YOU I RAN INTO A DOOR AND FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!

I'M DONE WITH YOU!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 24706/26/2020

I saw John Janssen getting head from Eddie a week ago.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 24806/26/2020

Please, r248. Even I have size standards and John Janssen's modest endowment does not meet them.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 24906/26/2020

I can't believe Shannan said she's done with me. What'd I ever do to deserve this?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 25006/26/2020

SHANNON! Keep your boyfriend away from MY HUSBAND!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 25106/26/2020

R244 Can I have some, too? I'm bored with trying new hairstyles to cover my post-DUI stress.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 25206/26/2020

Wow, r251. Okay. NO WORRIES, dear. John Janssen has very strong family values! He thinks Edwina's lifestyle is an affront to the Lord!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 25306/26/2020

Vicki, why are you on the floor crying? Did Steve postpone the wedding again?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 25406/26/2020

We made People Magazine!!

Jealous, bitches?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 25506/26/2020

Shannon, when are you and John getting married? Has he brought you a car yet?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 25606/26/2020

No, he bought me one!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 25706/26/2020

Wow, r256. Okay. Are you kidding me? I am a SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSWOMAN and an INDEPENDENT WOMAN and I don't rely on a man for ANYTHING.

Isn't that right, sweetie? John? John? Don't you agree with me? What? No! I'm not talking to Tamra or Vicki again, I promise! They are bad influences, like you said. Stop yelling!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 25806/26/2020

SMACK!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 25906/26/2020

Wow, r259. Okay. Are you kidding me? Why can't you treat me with respect!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 26006/26/2020

Oh look girls, Shannon's wearing a giant pair of sunglasses. John must be hitting her again.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 26106/26/2020

Wow, r261, Okay. Are you serious? I would never stay with a man who beat me!!! The second John switches to a closed first, I'M DONE WITH HIM!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 26206/26/2020

Shannon's sunglasses:

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 26306/26/2020

Holy shit! I have 33 missed calls from Shannon!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 26406/26/2020

Wow, r264. Okay. Are you kidding me? John Janssen is still VERY UPSET that you gave me traumatic brain injury! He says it's why he gets so mad at me!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 26506/26/2020

Hi Mrs. Beador. I made sure I included those two extra-large tubs of guacamole you asked for.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 26606/26/2020

R264 I heard John Janssen did a choo-choo train with Eddie and David and Lydia's Christian husband.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 26706/26/2020

Wow, r266. Are you serious? I am not going to mess up this perfectly liposuctioned body!!!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 26806/26/2020

Wow, r267. Okay. WOW.

Are you serious?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 26906/26/2020

R267, I heard John Janssen shit all over the bed.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 27006/26/2020

It's true, R267 and R270 are right. We all fucked the shit out of John, literally. I had to get new sheets and bedspread. Don't tell Tamra though!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 27106/26/2020

So THAT'S why my sheets were MISSING!?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 27206/26/2020

WOW. OKAY. Wow. Are you KIDDING ME?!!!

JOHN JANSSEN IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 27306/26/2020

WOOHOO! Shannon's in a shitty relationship!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 27406/26/2020

Is Kelly HIV positive?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 27506/26/2020

I wish some tea would spill about John Janssen's lavender marriage. Apparently he was granted full custody of their three kids and there was also an order prohibiting corporal punishment. And the divorced dragged on five years.

There is definitely a story in there somewhere.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 27606/26/2020

Wow, r274. Okay. Are you serious right now? Just because John occasionally has anal leakage does NOT mean our relationship is shitty!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 27706/26/2020

This sad angry fat menopausal disaster has moved on from a messy , violent marriage to a sociopath with creepy eyes; to a fake relationship with a closeted homosexual who doesn’t have eyebrows.

It’s sad that someone this old would need to resort to a fake George Glass type boyfriend.

I pray for this lost sad creature and her tramp daughters.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 27806/26/2020

Shannan, everyone's talking about Jan Janjansan's sexuality. You know I'm here for you if you need a shoulder to cry on.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 27906/26/2020

Wow, r278. Okay. Are you kidding me? JOHN JANSSEN LOVES ME! He wrote this very sincere note to me on my birthday, which I posted on social media but NOT FOR EXTERNAL APPROVAL:

Our connection and chemistry are what people dream about. You are my person; the one I was meant to be with, the one that makes me feel whole. I started falling in love with you almost immediately and my love has grown ever stronger as our time together has flown by. I find myself thinking and wondering at times if this is real, how did I get so blessed? Then I look into your beautiful eyes and know it IS real and it is how our world should be. You are such an amazing woman and you surprise me every day. I have never believed that a woman could be so loving, generous, intelligent, creative, determined, funny, fun loving, hardworking, successful, down to earth, nurturing, protective, loyal, encouraging, and have my back no matter what. Then I met you; you are all of that and more. The timing was bad and made no sense to either of us or to any of our friends and family. I was not in the right frame of mind to meet anyone and was just trying to get my balance. You were not looking for a relationship, but rather were just spending time and having fun with friends after an emotional two years of ending your marriage. But once we were introduced something inside me knew that I had to talk to you. We started with encouraging texts that warmed my heart and then phone calls for hours that flowed so effortlessly and then came the group date. I took you and a friend of ours out to dinner. The night ended with you and I singing karaoke duets at the Elks club and then talking one on one until the Elks staff told us they needed to lock up. Since that night you and I have been inseparable, literally. I have never in my life spent so much concentrated time with anyone. I never tire of you, but rather thrive in your company.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 28006/26/2020

You expect us to read all that, R280?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 28106/26/2020

YOU WROTE THAT FAT SHANNON

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 28206/26/2020

Read this, bitch r281!

[quote]I have never believed that a woman could be so loving, generous, intelligent, creative, determined, funny, fun loving, hardworking, successful, down to earth, nurturing, protective, loyal, encouraging, and have my back no matter what.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 28306/26/2020

That was supposed to be mine and Rick's secret, R275!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 28406/26/2020

John Jannsen struggles with parallel structure I see.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 28506/26/2020

r280 is a lesson in love bombing. I would be embarrassed to share that with the world.

Shannon truly has no boundaries and no sense of healthy relationships.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 28606/26/2020

Unlike me!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 28706/26/2020

I'm so glad I don't have that problem, R286!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 28806/26/2020

Yeah, Shannon's an idiot when it comes to men!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 28906/26/2020

Wow, r288. Okay. John Janssen doesn't want me associating with you. But he may be interested in taking a boy's trip with Shane, he says.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 29006/26/2020

Holy shit these women are crazy.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 29106/26/2020

Yo yo yo hold up, R290. I got dibs on Shane!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 29306/26/2020

R293 You homos better leave my Shane out of this. He isn't like you people. He just hasn't found the right girl yet!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 29406/26/2020

OOOh forget Shane. Who's THAT hot piece of ASS, R293?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 29506/26/2020

Hi Matt, I'm also named Shane. I love your accent. Where you from? London?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 29606/26/2020

Shannon~

My entire family came down with terminal Stage 4 diarrhea after trusting that your Home Shopping Network Poison Nuclear Reactor Fushikama Fishwife Cakes were a quality food.

There has been discussion of colostomy bags, removal of 300 feet of intestine, as well as assisted suicide in Switzerland.

I sent you a heartfelt message and your response was so detestable and vicious I slumped into a corner and cried. I then tried to make it to the restroom, but didn't in time.

I want YOU to reveal your response to me for everyone here to see.

Show them your response! I want these people to see who you really are.

Those poisonous fishcakes needs to be taken off the market and buried somewhere in Arizona hundreds of miles from any living beings.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 29706/27/2020

Shannon must be get desperate and have no friend left. She call me crying from a closet last night. I bill her for call!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 29806/27/2020

R298 Are you KIDDING ME? I called you because I had the tip of an enema stuck up my ass and the most perfect man in the world - John - my man - refused to help me get it out! But I forgive him. I really do.

And if you bill me for that call, Dr. Moon, you'll find out the truth! EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 29906/27/2020

Shannon, you need to address poison fishcake claim in R297. If true I no longer endorse your foods.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 30006/27/2020

Read your response letter to me, Shannon!

Type it up here so EVERYONE can see!!!! I DARE YOU.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 30106/27/2020

R300 Wow. Okay. You are not invited to my charity things I do, Dr. Moon. You'll be banned at the door, just like all the Little Miss 30-Year Olds.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 30206/27/2020

Thank you for your support Dr. Moon. I was told the new age stuff will not save my family's bowels, collectively.

Otherwise, we would have set up an appointment.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 30306/27/2020

Ah but you mistaken, R303. Swallow 12 small crystal balls and when balls pass, all is healed. Each special ball only cost $1,000. Cheap! (I no take insurance.)

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 30406/27/2020

Wow, r304. Okay. John Janssen is very jealous and has forbidden me to speak to you unless he's present! (John and his modest endowment are easily threatened.)

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 30506/27/2020

I am no 30-year-old miss, R302. I am 70-year-old mister doctor, and I am fed up with the shenanigans, Shannon!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 30606/27/2020

You hot mess!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 30706/27/2020

Shannon, when are gonna stop by my gym and show off all your gut again? I'm thinking this time I'll oil all your fat up before I take pictures.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 30806/27/2020

Hi Shannon, this is Tamra's mom. I lost all my granny panties in a flood, and Tamra suggested I call you to see if I could have of all your old pairs. I think you were about my size for a while there, before you had all your fat sucked out.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 30906/27/2020

Hmmmm ... 34 missed calls from Shannon. Could it be something is amiss?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 31006/27/2020

OH. MY. GOD. John Janssen is giving my husband a rimjob in the Starbucks parking lot! I thought I told Shannon to keep her homo husband away from my homo husband!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 31106/27/2020

Wow, r308. Okay. Are you kidding me? If anyone is going to fat shame me, it's going to be John Janssen!

And I'M NOT FAT!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 31206/27/2020

WOW, r311. Okay. Are you KIDDING ME? John Janssen and I aren't married!!! I would never rush into marriage after my hell with Sociopathic Iguana Eyes.

But since John Janssen has kept the red flags in our relationship to an absolute minimum, marriage is definitely in our future!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 31306/27/2020

Well sooooor-ry, Shannon Beador. The way you go on and on and on about John, can you forgive me if I slip up and think you're already married? When was the last time you two were even apart?

(By the way, did you get my mom's message about your old granny panties? I'd buy replacements for her myself, but money's tight right now.)

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 31406/27/2020

Wow, r314. Okay. Are you kidding me? I donate all my old lingerie to needy sexy people, a la Blanche Devereaux!

And John Janssen spends all his time with me because he LOVES ME!!! Not because there is any engulfment going on in this perfectly healthy and happy relationship!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 31506/27/2020

I can't believe Shannon would deny my elderly mother her used underwear. If my mom gets phenomena from going commando, I am going to hunt Shannon down and rip her vagina off.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 31606/27/2020

I think you mean pneumonia, dear, not phenomena.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 31706/27/2020

WOW, r316. Don't you have a failing gym to run?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 31806/27/2020

My gym is NOT failing, R318. We're just very niche, and are very selective about who take on as clients!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 31906/27/2020

Does your gym cudgel its members with multiple WOWs when they've gained significant weight r319?

Because if not, you're doing it wrong.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 32006/27/2020

Well, R320, we did hook up my friend Emily to a bunch of machines and called her morbidly obese! We're doing something right!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 32106/27/2020

SHANNON! Take the time to COPY AND PASTE your goddamned response letter to my ENTIRE FAMILY who is succumbing to Stage 7!!!! Intestinal Stenosis, Eternal Diarrhea, Depression, and HAVING TO WEAR SHITBAGS because of your vile Fukishama Fishcakes. This BITCH had radiated fish Brought in from the Fushikama disaster to make these fucking "healthy meals" ..

Dr Moon, Can you chime the fuck in here, you fucking QUACK???!!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 32206/27/2020

Speaking of Shannon and weight, she sets the WORST POSSIBLE EXAMPLE for her daughters. The oldest one is already struggling with her weight.

Shannon recently posted a picture of her daughters on Instagram in workout gear. She captioned the picture with "The Beador girls have been working out while staying at home 💪 (mom is going to lose a few more before she shows her skin😜)"

Like seriously, Shannon, between witnessing your hellish marriage to David, watching their father physically and mentally abuse their mother, and seeing your continued self-hatred ... they're going to have serious issues for the rest of their lives.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 32306/27/2020

Heather, THANK YOU, dear. Those daughters are already as UGLY AS SATAN'S WORST SIN, so that any extra pounds, may send them , right over the edge!!

Champs, bitch. CHAMPS!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 32406/27/2020

I no fucking QUACK, R323. I no DUCK! I doctor! You need to take my special herbs for two months to heal stomach. $500 for one day supply. Cheap!

Shannon, you need to speak about nuclear fishcake, you big rude white woman!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 32506/27/2020

OOps I yelled at R323 instead of you, R322. Forgive, I drunk.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 32606/27/2020

WOW, r325. Okay. Are you kidding me? Your "treatments" have done nothing to cure my borderline personality!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 32706/27/2020

Hiiii Shannon, it's your new neighbor, Tiffi. Do still have any of your mumus or caftans? Would you be willing to part with them? I lost mine in the move from my old place.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 32806/27/2020

Sorry, Tiffi. Shannon already sold all her caftans to me.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 32906/27/2020

I am beyond in love with Doctor MOON at this point. And Shannon BETTER FUCKING ANSWER FOR HER TOXIC FISHCAKE!

Cuntl

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 33006/27/2020

I never say I psychiatrist, R327. I real doctor!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 33106/27/2020

Shannon! You see mouth? You shut mouth! John Janssen tell me he tired of you!! You complain all time! He hit you on face next time! Like David! Don't make John be mean like David!

Shut mouth! Shut mouth!

Now pay 500 dollar!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 33206/27/2020

You girls better stay away from Dr. Moon. His "ancient Chinese secrets" are really just BLACK MAGIC. Come over to my house and we'll all pray together. Maybe that'll heal your borderline issue, R327.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 33306/27/2020

Oooh I love a good prayer party! I'll bring champagne for the mimosas!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 33406/27/2020

Shit. Between Dr. Moon, Shannon, and Lydia, I have found HEAVEN.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 33506/27/2020

Shannon is an abuser's dream. She has zero self-confidence or sense of self, gets too close to people too quickly, folds like a cheap suitcase when someone gets angry with her, is very easy to fuck with and gaslight, subscribes to traditional gender roles ...

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 33606/27/2020

Shannon needs to post her letter to my family regarding the radiated poison fishcakes.

We have our intestines OUTSIDE of our bodies. This AIN'T right.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 33706/27/2020

Wow, r337. Okay. Please contact QVC!!! I have nothing to do with the terrible food I hawk on the network. I just do it for the $$$ and the exposure.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 33806/27/2020

Take the time to POST YOUR FUCKING RESPONSE TO MY FAMILY ABOUT OUR ROTTED BOWELS DESTROYED BY YOUR DEADLY FISH PATTIES, OR I WILL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

I AM DONE!

I AM DONE, SHANNON!!!!

I AM DONE HAVING A DIGESTIVE SYSTEM, YOU FLIM FLAMMING SHEISTER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 33906/27/2020

Shannon, I hate being the bearer of bad news, but I was on my way to the gym and I saw John FUCKING Archie behind the bushes in the park. You better get John under control, because I've NEVER seen something so LOW and BASE in my LIFE!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 34006/27/2020

Heather, I heard that ALL OF OC knows that John is FUCKING little ARCHIE!!!!!

Poor Archie!!!!

SICK FUCK, JOHN!!!!!!! Motherfucker.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 34106/27/2020

OH. MY. GAD! Shannan's dating A DOGGY FUCKER!? That's DEFINITELY worse than me dating a con-man! I'd HOPED- er, I mean, I KNEW, there was something wrong that Jan Janjansen! I KNEW IT!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 34206/27/2020

Don't worry, everybody. It was totally consensual. The best walk of my life!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 34306/27/2020

Oh my god. That face.

It's one thing bringing Shannon's 3 little hoglets into this shit, but that innocent Archie?

Collateral Damage.

No one is safe when involved with that raging harpy!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 34406/28/2020

WOW, R340! WOW. Just WOOOW. But... but... but...

*Sniffles, blows nose, leans in toward Heather, and whispers:*

It's TRUE! ALL true. Please, don't tell anyone, Heather. PLEASE!? I had to kick Archie out of the bedroom when I realized the ONLY way John Janssen was getting hard to fuck ME was by staring at ARCHIE. I told John that nobody, NOBODY, is gonna get him hard except ME! Then I SCREAMED at Archie and locked him outside.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 34506/28/2020

Tamra, Vicki, Gretchen, Lydia, Meghan, Lynne, Peggy, Peggy, Jeana, Gina, Lizzie, Lauri, Quinn, Alexis, Tammy, Jo, Braunwyn, and Kelly, you all are NOT going to believe what Shannon just admitted to me.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 34606/28/2020

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! How did the most BORING show of this entire franchise, with the most BORING women end up having a thread this funny!?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 34706/28/2020

Arrrrchie! Arrrrrchie! Hey boy! Come here, boy. Come to daddy. I've got a peanut-butter-covered cock for ya!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 34806/28/2020

Ok, WOW, ya know what? FUCK IT! I'm just gonna KILL myself. Just drive RIGHT into the ocean. HERE I GO!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 34906/28/2020

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shannon don't!!!!! We will have to stop this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 35006/28/2020

Is this the END of Shannon?

Will John Janssen MARRY Archie?

Who'll get control of Shannon's health food empire?

Tune in next week to find out!

Same Orange time, same Orange channel.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 35106/28/2020

I wouldn’t worry. Shannon’s ballast will endure she doesn’t sink. Like Shamu she will bob along at the top of the Pacific.

She did this twice during our marriage. Once because I didn’t like the disgusting fish she made for dinner.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 35206/28/2020

I HEARD THAT!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 35306/28/2020

Ye gods! He looks rather unfortunate at r348

Also who remembers when Shannon first got on the show? She was such a big fan of Brooks when all the other women saw through his bullshit and hated him. Seriously, why is she such a poor judge of character?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 35406/28/2020

I liked Shannon during her first season, basically because Heather was such a cunt and Shannon's nuttiness was fun. BUT the way Shannon got SO close to Vicki, so fast, was a red flag. I knew she was a manipulator when she referred to Vicki as "Aunt Vicki" to her kids. Gross.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 35506/28/2020

r355 I read somewhere that she had been friends with Vicki years before she came onto the show. I don't know if that's true or not. But considering she was suddenly disclosing stuff to Vicki about the abuse right off the bat, I also got the impression she didn't have many non-show friends

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 35606/28/2020

I never met Shannon before she joined the show, R356.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 35706/28/2020

WOW, r357. Okay. Are you kidding me? We met THREE DAYS before filming started and my kids were calling you Aunt Vicki!!! HOW DARE YOU!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 35806/28/2020

What this thread needs is some BEAUTIFUL PLEATHER HANDBAGS

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 35906/28/2020

Good evening. Our main story this evening is the disappearance of well-known Orange County socialite and health food maven Shannon Beador. The mom of 3 was last seen speeding her car off a cliff into the Pacific Ocean. The car was pulled from the water, but Shannon Beador's body has yet to be found. When asked what the chances of Shannon still being alive, a Coast Guard rep replied, "Slim."

Come home Shannon, we're all praying for you.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 36006/28/2020

Shannon strikes me as very easily manipulated by men who tell her their tales of woe. That may be why she was on Girth Brooks's side so fast. I think once she feels sorry for a man, she'll overlook most all of his bad behavior.

To her credit, in the video she did with John, she said something like "John is very patient with me, which is good, because I need a lot of patience." I think she has moments of clarity and recognizes she is a difficult person.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 36106/28/2020

Shannon is a bottomless pit of need.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 36206/28/2020

R359 And CUFFS!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 36306/28/2020

Where are you yelling at me from, R358!? I thought you were lost somewhere in the ocean!?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 36406/28/2020

I really CANNOT believe people are blaming ME for sending Shannon over that cliff. I only told 19 people that John fucks dogs, and it was the TRUTH!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 36506/28/2020

Wow, r362. Okay, DAVID. Are you kidding me? I defended you against PROVEN allegations of physical abuse on national TV!!! I looked like a fool! You would be needy too, you little iguana-eyed sociopath!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 36606/28/2020

I hope that fat bitch got eaten by sharks. John and I are having a wonderful love affair. He can't stop telling me how much he loves me. My ass is a little sore, but so what? LOVE IS LOVE!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 36706/28/2020

SURPRISE! I'm ALIVE! I jumped out of the car at the last possible second, took a long, peaceful walk along the coast, and am now heading back to John Janssen, my eternal love!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 36806/28/2020

Et tu, Archibaldum r367?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 36906/28/2020

Great news, everyone! John Janssen has taken me BACK! He's forgiven me for nearly killing myself over his infidelity, and has promised to never cheat on me again, with women, men, or dogs! He's such an AMAZING, FORGIVING man! I LOVE him SO much!

I had Archie put down.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 37006/28/2020

So glad you alive, Shannon. You my numba one customer, er, I mean patient. When you come in for next crystal enema?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 37106/28/2020

Shannon! You learn to use tongue! Make John Janssen happy! Make John Janssen beg more!

Now pay $1,000 dollar!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 37206/28/2020

I'm SO glad Shannan's OK!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 37306/28/2020

Wow, r373. Okay. Are you kidding me? My kids called you AUNT VICKI and you made a horrendous, false accusation about their father!!! And now you claim to care about me? How fucking dare you!!!!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 37406/28/2020

And in other local news, missing Orange County divorcee, beloved socialite, and frozen health foods entrepreneur Shannon Beador has reappeared safe and sound. The facts of this strange case are still forming, but sources say she was saved by a pod of whales who mistook her for one of their own. More at 11.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 37506/28/2020

OK they found her. Can we stop praying now?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 37606/28/2020

R374, you surviving your suicide attempt is a sign fram GAD ABOVE that you and I were meant to be FRIENDS! So, going forward, you're going to call me WHENEVER you've locked yourself in a closet, or pantry, or trunk, do you understand me, Shannan! And I'll call YOU when it's time for your bridesmaid dress fitting!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 37706/28/2020

Shane locked me in the basement for two months, and none of you bitches even noticed I was missing! Where was the press coverage for my vanishing? Did I have to drive my Tesla off a cliff to get attention?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 37806/28/2020

Maybe he he just wanted you to lose weight, you fucking pig, r378.

But maybe you're a lost cause like Shannon. No matter how much I hit her, she still ordered the chocolate smoothie.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 37906/28/2020

r377 okay, wow, are you serious? I never called you from the closet!!!

And if I did, why didn't you call the police!! I was scared! I was being beaten!

But I never called you!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 38006/28/2020

Shannon Shtorms.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 38106/28/2020

I saved Shannon because I thought she was my mommy. But then my real mommy swam up, pushed her toward shore, and dumped her on the beach. Then my mommy reprimanded me, telling me to stay away from crazy women like Shannon Beador.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 38206/28/2020

This beluga whale story sounds fishy.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 38306/28/2020

r382 that beluga looks ... mmmmmm.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 38406/28/2020

John, what's with your sudden interest in swimming with whales?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 38506/28/2020

r385 dear, if he were interested in swimming with whales, he'd join you in the pool and call it a day

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 38606/28/2020

I love my Little Humpback, R386. I'd never cheat on her with other whales.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 38706/28/2020

Little HUMPBACK? That is so... SWEET! God, I don't think there's a better man for me than you, John!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 38806/28/2020

Is Shannon Shtorms shtill mishing?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 38906/28/2020

Shannan, I got my face lifted just for our Best Friend Renewal Ceremony next week. Are you gonna get your face lifted too? Better hurry, chop chop!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 39006/28/2020

Wow, r390. Are you kidding me? You know that JOHN JANSSEN loves me JUST the way I am!!!

And if I do everything he tells me, he'll love me even more and never leave me!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 39106/28/2020

John Jansshen

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 39206/28/2020

Is John Jansshen shtill schtupping dogsh?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 39306/28/2020

Do they screen episodes of RHOC on his forehead?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 39406/28/2020

They alternate weekly between his forehead and her ass, R394.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 39506/28/2020

Wow, r395. Okay. Are you serious? Don't you have an S&M session with the trailer trash fiancee to engage in?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 39606/28/2020

This just in: Beloved Orange County socialite Shannon Beador's boyfriend, John Janssen, has reportedly been sighted raping a beluga whale in the blowhole off the coast of Newport Beach. Film at 11!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 39706/28/2020

She's not just my fiancee, R396, she's the ONLY woman I ever loved.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 39806/28/2020

Shannon, you and Vicki being best friends again inspired Tamra and me to be best friends again! You're such an inspiration to women, Shannon!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 39906/28/2020

WOW, R399, thank you! I always thought I was inspirational, but it's nice to hear someone confirm it! Did you know that in a past life I saved a nation!?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 40006/29/2020

R400 I heard that in a past life you were a Chinese dowager who was killed when a gong fell on your head.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 40106/29/2020

Wow, r398. Okay. Are you kidding me?

You renewed my vows!!!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 40206/29/2020

Go put a bowl on your head, Shannon!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 40306/29/2020

JOHN JANSSEN RAPED ME!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 40406/29/2020

Well, well, well. 34 missed calls from Shannon. Is she on the outs with John Janssen again?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 40506/29/2020

WOW!

OK!

WOW!

OK!

WOW, R405!

I am NEVER on the OUTS with John Janssen, Tamra. I am ONLY ever on the INS!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 40606/29/2020

Shannon, please call me. You owe $8,000 for special yak pee cupping session. PAY NOW!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 40706/29/2020

Then why did you call me crying hysterically and screaming for your life r406?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 40806/29/2020

Are you SERIOUS, R408!? I have NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER called you crying hysterically! I have only ever called you LAUGHING hysterically, because John Janssen is so HILARIOUS and CHARMING! I always tell him he should be a stand-up COMIC! He is a CUT UP and never beats ME UP!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 40906/29/2020

Shannon! Stop! You full shit. You do special oolong colonic. It flush you out. It flush you out of the shit! Make John Janssen happy. He say he backdoor man. Don't know meaning. He say he like clean colon.

Now pay $2000 dollar!!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 41006/29/2020

I am the Rodney Dangerfield of Orange County. I get NO respect!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 41106/29/2020

I feel another speedy drive off a cliff coming! Pacific Ocean, HERE I COME!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 41206/29/2020

Goodbye Orange County! Goodbye John Janssen! Goodbye kids! Goodbye David! Goodbye Vicki! Goodbye frozen dinners!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 41306/29/2020

John Janssen looks pussy whipped.

He needs to grow a pair, take her to another room, and rough up her whiny ass.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 41406/29/2020

Shannon, no! Suicide is a SIN!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 41506/29/2020

You know what, R414? I'm done! I'm turning this car around right now and coming to find you, David! And when I find you, I am going to kill you dead! You will rue the day you messed with Shannon Storms!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 41606/29/2020

Messhed with Shannon Shtorms.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 41706/29/2020

You better stop mocking me, Liza Minelli, or I'll come find you after I'm done decapitating David!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 41806/29/2020

I don't know r418

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 41906/29/2020

I'm coming to find you, Jeff Lewis. Shannon Storms will not be denied.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 42006/29/2020

Does John Janssen ever see you when you look like that, r420 dear?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 42106/29/2020

HI DAVID! BYE DAVID!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 42206/29/2020

Shannon here! Everything is good! John Janssen hit .. I mean yelled ... I mean talked some sense into me. I'm happy again!!!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 42306/29/2020

I will always be a part of you, R423. I lay hidden inside your brain, eagerly awaiting your permission to come out and play.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 42406/29/2020

Shtormy weather, she can't get her poor shelf together ...

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 42506/29/2020

Liza! You've always been a mentor to me. Will you come sing at our wedding?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 42606/29/2020

Sure thing hun. I've got the perfect shong!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 42706/29/2020

Encore! Encore!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 42806/29/2020

WOW, r428. Okay, JOHN JANSSEN. Wow. Are you kidding me? Liza? Really? Do you actually find that old, fat, dried up, spiderweb-in-her-snatch "woman" attractive? Are you kidding me? Seriously? Wow. Okay. WOW.

SHE CAN'T EVEN TURN OFF A LAMP!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 42906/30/2020

Shut up, blubber-butt, or I'll beat you with a lamp!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 43006/30/2020

Wow. Okay, r430, are you serious? I STILL HAVE VICKI ON SPEED DIAL!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 43106/30/2020

Shannon r431, please slow down. You're hysterical! I can't understand a word you're saying!

John Janssen? Liza? Mistress? He's mad? You're hiding in a closet?

I suspect you're not the only one in that relationship who's currently in a closet, dear.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 43206/30/2020

John Jansshen ushed to come to all my shows dresshed up as me! He'sh my biggessht fan!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 43306/30/2020

R432 Did somebody say "closet?"

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 43406/30/2020

Eddie, get AWAY from LIZA MINELLI!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 43506/30/2020

Eddie, you keep you mouth away from John Janssen! The only one sucking the cum out of his balls is going to be ME!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 43606/30/2020

Eddie, come home and breastfeed our baby! He'll starve without your milk! Dr. Ombay said mine's too toxic!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 43706/30/2020

Shannan! It's almost time for our Best Friend Renewal Ceremony. All the girls are gonna be SO jealous that you get to be my best friend! WOOHOO I can't WAIT!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 43806/30/2020

R436 You are so classless, Shannon. The words you say pierce my already 24 karat-pierced ears. You'll never be as fabulous and refined as I am. Now I'm asking you to leave my house. Go. Now.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 43906/30/2020

Wow, R439. WOW! I am done. DONE! Just because you starred in your own scripted series for a hot second twenty fuckin' years ago doesn't give you the right to treat me like CRAP! No one's allowed to treat me like crap except JOHN JANSSEN!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 44006/30/2020

R441 You will NOT be welcome in my home ever again. The f-word is never used within these four walls. My perfect children don't even know what word is.

And you will NOT get a free sample of the over-priced snake oil...er...hand sanitizer Terry sells on TV. And you'll never sample our prosecco.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to rehearse my lines for my upcoming appearance on "The Conners," where I play a rich business woman who wants to buy the Conners' house and tear it down to make way for a rizy tennis club.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 44106/30/2020

Wow they'll cast just about anybody on my show nowadays.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 44206/30/2020

You bet I'm excited, R438. I'm prepping to get my face lifted right now! I can't wait to be your best friend again! My kids will finally get their Aunt Vicki back!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 44306/30/2020

By the way, Shannon r443, I've invited David and his trailer trash fiancee to our friendship renewal.

It's nothing personal, but he always did have an incredible hard-on for me, plus I need to to prove to Bravo I can still manufacture drama.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 44406/30/2020

Wow, r444. Okay. Are you serious Vicki? How could you betray me after I relied on you for all my scared-in-the-closet-emergency-call needs?!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 44506/30/2020

Some part of me wonders if she even likes JOHN JANSSEN.

I feel like she is flaunting their "relationship" in a desperate attempt to get David's attention.

You KNOW she isn't over him and would still take him back.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 44606/30/2020

R446 Are you KIDDING ME?! I love John Janssen so much, mainly because he doesn't hit me as hard as that asshole David did.

And I can watch a movie on John's head. I could never do that with David.

Okay. I'm done. I'M DONE.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 44706/30/2020

He has major gay face in r446

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 44806/30/2020

R448 I noticed that, too, Eddie (call me).

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 44906/30/2020

The only woman John Janssen can't live without.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 45006/30/2020

R450 She's fabulous.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 45106/30/2020

John Janssen is a bossy bottom

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 45206/30/2020

R452 So am I, Andy!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 45306/30/2020

WOW, r453. Are you serious?

JOHN JANSSEN IS NOT GAY. He's CHRISTIAN!!!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 45406/30/2020

R454 Me, too! Lydia's husband personally anointed my ass with his holy water.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 45506/30/2020

Put on your Sunday clothes when feel down and out!

Strut down the street and have your picture took!

Dressed like a dream, your spirits seem to turn about!

That Sunday shine is a certain sign that you feel as fine as you look!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 45606/30/2020

John Janssen's a member of mine and Doug Maclaughlin's special guys only prayer circle. We spend SO much time on our knees.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 45706/30/2020

Good, r457! I always told him prayer would make him a better man ... who yelled at me less!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 45806/30/2020

I love worshipping with John, R458, especially when he's inside me... Er... I mean when the Holy Spirit's inside me.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 45906/30/2020

Holy Shpirit

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 46006/30/2020

John and I perform this duet when we're alone together. He plays Liza and I play the other one. SO MUCH FUN!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 46106/30/2020

How appropriate, r461! I suspect both you and Lorna were molested ...

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 46206/30/2020

He doesn't look bad here

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 46306/30/2020

Shannon! Why you try solve problem with John Janssen with Liza Minell? You need crystal cupping! Only $1,500 dollar a session! You try, you like. You become less bitch to John Janssen. He don't yell anymore. He love you long time!

Twelve session minimum! You pay upfront!!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 46406/30/2020

Dr. Moon, I need something that'll help me balance being an international celebrity and a loving partner to John Janssen! Can you help me?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 46506/30/2020

r465 Shannon! You drink this potion. It made of oolong tea, gold-leaf, and Madagascar hissing cockroach eggs! You drink! You drink five times day. It make yeoseong moist again! John Janssen slide right in. Very easy. He happy. No more KY. KY toxic! May you crazy!

Only $200 for 100 milliliter! Must buy bulk!

And when John Janssen yell you close eyes. You think happy. Do what he want. Don't talk back. Then he stop yell.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 46606/30/2020

Shannon hasn't answered her phone all day!! I'm getting worried.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 46706/30/2020

R467, I had my face lifted for our Best Friend Renewal Ceremony tomorrow, just like you wanted me to! I can't wait to be best friends with you again!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 46806/30/2020

Are you serious, R462? WOW! I cannot understand how your brain works! How dare you suggest I was molested! You take that back or I'll make sure NO ONE in Orange County hires you to give psychic readings at their dinner parties EVER AGAIN! You'll be FINISHED! I'm DONE!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 46906/30/2020

Moleshted

You show all the shigns r469

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 470Last Wednesday at 1:28 AM

JOHN JANSSEN! Stop listening to Liza at all hours of the day and night! I can't stand her voice anymore. It's driving me craz ... ier. All you ever want to do is listen to Liza and hang out with your men's group from church.

Stop before I launch into another borderline rage!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 471Last Wednesday at 1:43 AM

r468 Shannon, when John Janssen listens to Liza, he pretends her microphone is his dick.

Assuming he were well-endowed, of course.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 472Last Wednesday at 4:26 AM

I would pray over her until she sees the error of her ways, but Heather Dubrow and her family are not of the Christian persuasion.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 473Last Wednesday at 6:46 AM

R473. Wow. Okay. So your daughter's part dyke. At least my daughters know who they are 100% - plain girls with no talent and zero sexual appeal, just like their mom.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 474Last Wednesday at 6:51 AM

Ok, which one of you ladies is broke and living off of your credit cards and your boyfriend? If any of you need any tips to stay financially afloat, call me at Coto; I'm there 19 hours every day.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 475Last Wednesday at 6:53 AM

Prediction r474: two of them will end up in abusive marriages and remain because their mom taught them "Divorce is not an option!!!"

The third is going to be a raging lesbian.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 476Last Wednesday at 6:55 AM

Wow, R470, wow! I was not fiddled with as a child! STOP THE LIES! You just want to trick John Janssen into thinking I'm damaged goods! It's NOT gonna work, Liza! HA!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 477Last Wednesday at 6:56 AM

Your raging alcoholism, embarrassing hypochondrism, extreme emotional instability, and clear absence of a sense of self don't lie r477

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 478Last Wednesday at 6:59 AM

NOT gonna happen, R476! I will NOT hesitate to send ANY of my interchangeable daughters to a Caribbean reeducation camp for troubled teens at the first sign of pussy licking, you fraud psychic! You LGBT people will not corrupt my girls!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 479Last Wednesday at 7:03 AM

Do you still drug test them, r479? How's that working out for the parent-child relationship?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 480Last Wednesday at 7:05 AM

Shannon, remember when we were drunk and you begged me to let you go down on me? I am strictly dickly, so I was all "Heeeell no!" and you got super pissed and started crying about how no one loves you. Then you ate a whole bag of marshmallows.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 481Last Wednesday at 7:08 AM

R480 You would know how the family is doing if you could ever tear yourself away from your 30-year-old hooker and see your girls once in a while, you deadbeat!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 482Last Wednesday at 7:09 AM

R481. Wow. Okay. Everyone knows you're strictly dickly, Kelly. And you have the choo choo trains to prove it.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 483Last Wednesday at 7:15 AM

WOW Kelly! WOW! It wasn't ME who wanted to go downtown, R481, it was YOU!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 484Last Wednesday at 7:15 AM

r482 you spend more on booze then I spend on blow, and considering I only buy Peruvian flake, that is saying something.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 485Last Wednesday at 7:16 AM

Like you could get a train run on you, R483! You'd be lucky to get a unicycle run on you!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 486Last Wednesday at 7:18 AM

A-HA, R485! I've got that last statement recorded on my phone. I'm gonna put you in prison so fast you're head'll spin! I've got you now, DAVID!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 487Last Wednesday at 7:20 AM

YOUR, r487.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 488Last Wednesday at 7:22 AM

r487 as if your fat ass could "rush" anywhere

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 489Last Wednesday at 7:23 AM

Wow! WOW! WOOOW! I am done! DONE! The next time I see you out riding a motorized bicycle in traffic, R486, I'm gonna run you over with my Range Rover!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 490Last Wednesday at 7:25 AM

Watch me, R489! I've been working out too. I do kegel exercises all day!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 491Last Wednesday at 7:27 AM

How ..... impressive, r491.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 492Last Wednesday at 7:32 AM

Dr. Moon, I feel the dark urges returning. I'm mad all the time! I angrily finger-bang myself ALL THE TIME! I'm bloodthirsty CONSTANTLY. John Janssen had to hide my machete! Please give me something to make these horrible thoughts STOP!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 493Last Wednesday at 7:33 AM

Shannan! Where are you? We were supposed to meet at my house and go to the Best Friend Renewal Ceremony together! Do you not want to be my best friend anymore? Call me back!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 494Last Wednesday at 7:37 AM

David, you have got to hire somebody to take that bitch out.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 495Last Wednesday at 7:41 AM

David, you have got to hire somebody to take that bitch out.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 496Last Wednesday at 7:41 AM

Heard ya the first time, ma.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 497Last Wednesday at 7:43 AM

r493 Shannon! Put three crystals under mattress. Only $750 dollar each! Discount! No more angry. Happy.

Stop hiding when John Janssen mad! Must be submissive, like good Korean wife. Must take beating, no hide. Why Korean men happy? Because wife obey. You bad girlfriend. Bad girlfriend become bad wife. Obey!

$3500 dollar for today session. You pay! You pay now! No stiff!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 498Last Wednesday at 7:43 AM

Ha! I always thought you were a Chinaman, Dr. Moon.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 499Last Wednesday at 7:45 AM

This thread gives me life.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 500Last Wednesday at 7:47 AM

I made it to the Friendship Renewal Ceremony! Let's get this show on the road!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 501Last Wednesday at 7:56 AM

When Shannon and David were at their "couples retreat" (with the quack "marriage counselor") Shannon was asked to list two ways she'd hurt David. The first thing she said was, "I hurt him by not respecting him."

I knew then she was a lost cause.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 502Last Wednesday at 8:00 AM

Wow, Jeff Lewis, wow! I did NOT invite you to this Friendship Renewal so you could make SMART remarks. I'd call you the f word but we're in a public place now and I'm a respectable pillar of my community!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 503Last Wednesday at 8:04 AM

Hi Shannon r503! So nice to be at your friendship renewal.

David and I fucked all morning long. And as soon as this thing is over, we're going to fuck some more. Probably won't be able to wait until we're home. I'll probably blow him as we speed down the 5 in our new Maserati!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 504Last Wednesday at 8:09 AM

Here I come, Shannan! Get ready for the best friendship you'll ever have!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 505Last Wednesday at 8:09 AM

Vicki and Shannon are getting WAAAY too much attention. Let's make out to get attention!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 506Last Wednesday at 8:12 AM

Really, R504? I swallowed my pride by having you and David here, but you don't have to rub your sexuality in my face. I am a proper lady! A respected socialite! And you are gutter trash! Now shut up and watch me and Vicki become friends again!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 507Last Wednesday at 8:15 AM

Yay! We're finally getting our Aunt Vicki back!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 508Last Wednesday at 8:17 AM

The "Friend Mender" Officiant, by the way:

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 509Last Wednesday at 8:18 AM

R507 Did someone say "swallowed?"

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 510Last Wednesday at 8:21 AM

Sorry we're late. I had an audition for a two-parter on NCIS: New Orleans. The character is an uptight rich bitch from California who used to be an actress. It's a stretch, but I think I smell an Emmy!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 511Last Wednesday at 8:22 AM

r507 I may be gutter trash but I know how to keep a man satisfied. Here's a hint: you need to swallow more than your pride.

Enjoy your lavender marriage with John "Three Inch" Janssen

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 512Last Wednesday at 8:26 AM

Now it's the part of the ceremony where every single guest has to share why they think Shannon and Vicki should renew their best friendship.

Who's first!?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 513Last Wednesday at 8:28 AM

Don't be shy. Let's hear it.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 514Last Wednesday at 8:29 AM

Because Shannon needs someone to call when John is beating her ..... allegedly r513

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 515Last Wednesday at 8:30 AM

Because Vicki needs someone she can feel better than.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 516Last Wednesday at 8:33 AM

Because Shannon needs to stop bothering me every time she has a crisis.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 517Last Wednesday at 8:36 AM

Because I need a break from her constant whining, boundary crossing, and engulfment.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 518Last Wednesday at 8:38 AM

Because I want to invite them both over to watch my two-part guest starring role on NCIS: New Orleans.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 519Last Wednesday at 8:38 AM

Because duck goes in warm bath and cow goes in giant tree, but dog no like salt. It make more sense in Armenian.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 520Last Wednesday at 8:41 AM

Because it's easier to pray over both of them when they're in the room together.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 521Last Wednesday at 8:43 AM

Because I need a break from Vicki's nightly stripteases where she begs me to set a date for the wedding.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 522Last Wednesday at 8:43 AM

Because we just wanna smoke a little weed without being drug tested by our crazy, bored mother and her weird, Christian boyfriend.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 523Last Wednesday at 8:46 AM

Because every Miss Piggy needs her Kermit the Frog.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 524Last Wednesday at 8:48 AM

Because it's wonderful to see two such amazing human beings as friends. It's like if Jesus met another Jesus and they decided to be friends.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 525Last Wednesday at 8:53 AM

Because Vicki is a sad, desperate person, and water seeks it's own level.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 526Last Wednesday at 8:59 AM

Because Shannon is a pathetic piece of work who can't have meaningful relationships

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 527Last Wednesday at 9:06 AM

Ok. David going to the bathroom was my signal. Now it's time to take his ex out.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 528Last Wednesday at 9:12 AM

KABOOM!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 529Last Wednesday at 9:17 AM

Wow, r528 / r529. Are you kidding me David? Can't you keep your violent tenancies locked away until your weekly sessions with hookers?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 530Last Wednesday at 9:19 AM

How the FUCK are you still ALIVE, you stupid FUCKING BITCH!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 531Last Wednesday at 9:30 AM

I'm never going to ANY event with Shannan ever again! Look at me, I've got soot and bits of flesh all over me! Driver, take me to Cabo! This OG needs a break from the OC.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 532Last Wednesday at 9:39 AM

Dr. Moon, do you have anything I can take that'll grow my left arm back?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 533Last Wednesday at 9:42 AM

Shannon, I thought you were a pro at hiding injuries. Remember those photos you sent me?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 534Last Wednesday at 9:49 AM

Wow, R534, ok. Wow. We were just standing under an arch of sea shells, ready to renew or friendship vows, and now you have the AUDACITY to bring up the past to hurt a freshly-armless single mother? How could you? HOW? Someday everyone will know the truth about you, Vicki! ONE DAY YOU'LL ALL KNOW THE TRUTH!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 535Last Wednesday at 10:02 AM

I had a shuper time at your Friendship Renewal, R535. It wash a real BLASHT!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 536Last Wednesday at 10:03 AM

The pleasure was all mine Liza r536!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 537Last Wednesday at 10:06 AM

Shannon, now you won't have to stop giving me hand-jobs! I got you the best robo-arm money could by.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 538Last Wednesday at 10:06 AM

John, were you injured in the blast? I hope your dick's still in one piece at least. I really want to try a new position at our next prayer meeting.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 539Last Wednesday at 10:11 AM

His dick's fine, R539. It was all the way down my throat when the assassin shot his bazooka at Shannon.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 540Last Wednesday at 10:16 AM

Wow, r540. Okay. I know you have a hard-on for David but LEAVE MY NEW MAN ALONE!!!!!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 541Last Wednesday at 11:59 AM

I can't believe she doesn't know.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 542Last Wednesday at 12:39 PM

Girl, I couldn't even open my mouth around David without him sticking his cock in it, R541.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 543Last Wednesday at 1:05 PM

Wow, r543. Okay. Are you serious? HOW DARE YOU!! My homely daughters could be reading this!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 544Last Wednesday at 1:12 PM

Shannon, you say you're so concerned about your daughters, but you haven't even talked to them about how David and his girlfriend hired a hitman to kill you with a bazooka. What's up with that? How do you think they feel about that? I mean, that's their DAD. They were right there when the whole thing happened. I'm going to pray for you, and especially your daughters.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 545Last Wednesday at 1:18 PM

Wow, r545. Okay. Are you kidding me? I go to church every Sunday!! And John Janssen tells me he is on his knees three or four times a week!

I don't need your pity prayers!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 546Last Wednesday at 1:21 PM

I never hired anyone to do anything to Shannon, R545. Get your facts straight before I send my girlfriend over to kick your ass.

But look on the bright side, Shannon. At least your robo-arm can't get fat!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 547Last Wednesday at 1:24 PM

Wow, r547. Okay. Are you kidding me? You didn't have to hire anyone!! Do you remember when I hid in the closet!?!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 548Last Wednesday at 1:26 PM

I remember all the times you got wasted and attacked me when I got home from work, R548. Then you'd mistake the closet for the bathroom and leave giant piles of shit on the floor.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 549Last Wednesday at 1:33 PM

Shannon took a dump in my closet too.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 550Last Wednesday at 1:38 PM

Mine too! I rubbed her face in it!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 551Last Wednesday at 1:39 PM

Wow, r549 / r550 / r551. Okay. Are you kidding me? Thanks to my frequent colonics and Kegel exercises I have excellent control of my bowels!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 552Last Wednesday at 1:40 PM

She took shits in our closets too! We thought we were the only ones! Camille was scarred for life!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 553Last Wednesday at 1:41 PM

Shannon Beador, Serial Shitter! Lock up your closets ladies!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 554Last Wednesday at 1:44 PM

John Janssen!! They're being mean to me on The Data Lounge again! John!!! They're saying I shit in the closet. Come here, John, make them stop! They're so mean. You're the only one who's allowed to be mean to me. John!!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 555Last Wednesday at 1:46 PM

Sherial shitter.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 556Last Wednesday at 1:46 PM

Wow, seriously? WOW! Fuck all of you! I'M MOVING!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 557Last Wednesday at 2:22 PM

You never ran anywhere in your life except to the fridge, fat ass!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 558Last Wednesday at 2:25 PM

She ran from my house when she shit in closet.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 559Last Wednesday at 2:26 PM

I AM DONE! DONE!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 560Last Wednesday at 2:27 PM

Shannon, you are one stupid ass bitch. Why'd you start a new thread about yourself when this one was only at 556? Dumb fucking slut. David should have NEVER married your dumb cunt ass.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 561Last Wednesday at 2:33 PM

Shannon Shtorms is jealoush.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 562Last Wednesday at 2:34 PM

I'm gonna kill myself, Liza! I'm gonna drive right into the nearest Starbucks and take out as many people with me as possible!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 563Last Wednesday at 2:36 PM

Bye bitch!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 564Last Wednesday at 2:37 PM

Liza, will you help me get custody of my granddaughters? They can't be trusted with that suicidal retard Shannon.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 565Last Wednesday at 2:41 PM

Was Mother Beador's nationality ever established r565? Beador is French Canadian, but was she herself French Canadian? She seemed like she hailed from the Eastern Bloc.

A handsome woman.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 566Last Wednesday at 2:45 PM

She hails from the pits of hell, R566! The lowest, darkest, hottest pits of HELL!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 567Last Wednesday at 2:55 PM

Guess who's back fram Cabo, all fresh and rested! Ready to give our best friendship another try, Shannan? Call me when Jan Janjansen beats you, OK?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 568Last Wednesday at 3:01 PM

Shannon, it wasn't David who hired that hit-man with the bazooka. It was ME! Now, if you know what's good for you, you stupid cunt, you'll fly to some remote island in the Pacific and NEVER come back to Orange County, if you know what's good for you, you fat fucking bitch!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 569Last Wednesday at 3:06 PM

r568 HE NEVER BEAT ME YOU LIAR!!!!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 570Last Wednesday at 3:08 PM

NO, R570, YOU BEAT HIM! You're a drunken violent slut, and you ruined my David's life!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 571Last Wednesday at 3:13 PM

Wow, r571. Okay. Are you kidding me? Shouldn't you be busy yelling at David's new trailer trash fiancee? At least I went to cotillion!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 572Last Wednesday at 3:15 PM

It's so hard living in Orange County when you're friends with SHANNON BEADOR!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 573Last Wednesday at 3:15 PM

Shannon, darl, you and John Janssen should move to Australia. We're so much nicer here.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 574Last Wednesday at 3:17 PM

David's fiancee is a wonderful woman, R572. She'll be a great mother to those girls, once you're out of the picture! She's gonna have a ton of work to do, too, no thanks to your awful parenting style, you fucking bitch slut cunt!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 575Last Wednesday at 3:21 PM

Wow, r575. Okay. Are you kidding me? Get back to whatever former Soviet hellhole whence you came!!!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 576Last Wednesday at 3:26 PM

I ate cunts like you for breakfast when I was behind the Iron Curtain, you piece of flabby shit! R575, you and John Jackass better leave the country, or I'll have you BOTH dealt with.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 577Last Wednesday at 3:28 PM

FUCK! I meant R576. My mind's not the same since Shannon tried to poison me with her radioactive fish cakes!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 578Last Wednesday at 3:29 PM

Shannon, please be my friend. Please?

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 579Last Wednesday at 3:33 PM

I'm the only friend you need, R579.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 580Last Wednesday at 3:44 PM

Wow, r580. Okay. Are you serious? This thread has room for only one fame whore and that would be JOHN JANSSEN!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 581Last Wednesday at 4:16 PM

I'm not a fame whore, R581, I'm a COCK WHORE!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 582Last Wednesday at 4:37 PM

And I'm a coke whore r582

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 583Last Wednesday at 4:40 PM

David, put that booger sugar down and come give mama a hug.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 584Last Wednesday at 4:42 PM

Hey R584, lemme get some of that booger sugar!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 585Last Wednesday at 5:15 PM

Begone, you Mexican skank!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 586Last Wednesday at 6:49 PM

Wow, r586. Okay. Are you kidding me? Why are you still in my thread? Don't you have a bingo game in a smoke-filled church basement to attend to fritter away David's money?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 587Last Thursday at 2:41 AM

Come here and say that to my face, R587, and I'll shove both my fists straight up your fat asshole and tear you into two, you huge fucking bimbo cunt!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 588Last Thursday at 6:07 AM

Shannon, we at RHOA , Potomac, Married to Medicine and one particular housewife with RHOBH, want to know what you've done to atone for your over the top, way-too whiteness and unapologetic Orange County privilege ? Do you have any meals in the works with equality reflection?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 589Last Thursday at 9:03 AM

R589 Are you KIDDING ME? I've just introduced a new frozen meal package consisting of black beans and cajun chicken, and I call it "Black Meals Matter." I don't just eat charitable meals, Little Miss 30-year old. I MAKE THEM!

I'm done. I'm done.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 590Last Thursday at 9:07 AM

^^^^^LOLOL

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 591Last Thursday at 9:35 AM

As a matter of fact, Miss R589, my three daughters and I go out to Orange County's homeless black population every Wednesday evening to hand out frozen Black Meals Matter dinners for FREE! So don't give me any of that privilege baloney. Do you see Terry and Heather Dubrow giving out free botox injections and tubes of skin creams? Do you see Vicki Gunvalson giving out free insurance policies or bottles of her perfume? Do you see Lydia McLaughlin giving away copies of her several dozen lifestyle magazines? Do you see Kelly Dodd handing out bottle of her Positive Beverage H20 on skid row? I don't THINK SO! I am the MOST charitable, non-privileged, in-touch woman in Orange County.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 592Last Thursday at 10:48 AM

Wow, R588! Are you SERIOUS? No one is allowed to stick their fists up my butt except for John Janssen! Even then, I make him use plenty of 100% organic lubricant. We started small with his pinky, then moved up to his big peepee, and now we do fists! I hope he'll be able to fit his entire head in my October!

Ohhhh, too much information? Well, Mother Beador, THAT'S what you GET for being such an awful demonic entity that not even the most expensive crystals could ever get rid of. Now you and your smelly crotch leave me alone!

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 593Last Thursday at 11:12 AM

Shannon, r593, your face is going to become acquainted with my fist if I don't see my lunch very soon!

Just kidding dear!! But no, really, get my fucking lunch, bitch.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 594Last Thursday at 11:15 AM

Lunch is served, R594! I hope you like it this time, so you won't force me to eat it instead while you stand there going 'oink oink oink' until I'm done.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 595Last Thursday at 11:22 AM

Shannon were you popular in High School? A cheerleader? A Majorette? Tennis Team standout?( I know they didn't have soccer when you were little) . Where you voted 'Best Dressed?' or in a Sorority? Were you a girls-girl like Jennifer Anniston? Or a sullen, over protected, bookworm with a large nose , Peter Frampton idolizing loner? I'm just trying to understand, who is Shannon Beador?

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 596Last Thursday at 1:12 PM

Wow, okay, r596. Are you kidding me? I rode horses, you fucking bitch! English only; Western was too déclassé for the Storms family.

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 597Last Thursday at 1:18 PM

Shannon's too fat to ride any horses now. She'd crumple up up like beer cans.

by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 598Last Thursday at 2:00 PM

Oh god oh god oh god. I'm gonna shit my pants! John Janssen, DRIVE FASTER!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 599Last Thursday at 2:05 PM

r599 is a good post to end this thread on

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 600Last Thursday at 2:06 PM

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, JOHN!

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by Shannon "Storms" Beador, VERY HAPPY!!reply 601Last Thursday at 2:06 PM
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