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Shannon “Storms” Beador and the Tres Amigas suck pud

Seriously, she’s just so fake. Watching this crap fest now and she and Tamra ruined it. Shannon especially is ON 24/7 and honey, you ain’t funny and your quips aren’t funny.

You suck and drain the show.

You’re loud. You’re a bully. You’re still fat. But, most of all, you’re fake as fuck. (Worse Tuan LuAnn!)

by Anonymousreply 60006/24/2020

Hi Kelly Dodd!

by Anonymousreply 109/05/2019

She keeps talking about "fun Shannon" . There is no such thing as fun Shannon anywhere in this universe or dimension. And I was appalled at her foisting all of her mental and emotional baggage on her daughters. She was just as dumb and miserable (and probably jealous of her daughters' youth and thin bodies) as she has always been when she filmed those gym scenes with her kids. When a teenage girl says she's happy with her body count yourself lucky, but she will not rest or be happy until her children are as miserable and insecure as she is.

by Anonymousreply 209/05/2019

I like Shannon. Sure she was a mess but her husband put her through the fucking wringer. Her psychotic break last season was epic. The reference to fun Shannon was from the she-hulk, Emily. Emily kept saying "where is fun Shannon I have never seen fun Shannon." Now Emily is having a hard time in her marriage and Shannon has every right to say "where is fun Emily? anyone seen her?"

by Anonymousreply 309/05/2019

Yeah but with that shrill fake voice. And she isn’t funny. At all. Neither is the beard Tamra.

by Anonymousreply 409/05/2019

I think Shannon is funny. "where is fun Emily? huh? how about that?:" Tamara,,,eh. She is just mean and a shit stirrer.

by Anonymousreply 509/05/2019

I just started rewatching RHOC after a *long *time away and here’s my take:

Shannon is horrible- former fatties are like people that quit smoking, sanctimoniously annoying.

Emily and Gina are SO BASIC, are we just finding housewives at Ross Dress for Less now?Gina was at an MLM legging party???? Oh my.

Kelly is psychotic but a good foil for crazy Vicky.

I like Bronwyn and her hubby so far.

Tamara is a piece of filth as is her racist proud boy wannabe son. Eddie = still on the down low but old now.

Im shocked at how not wealthy these ladies appear!

by Anonymousreply 609/05/2019

Shannon is horrible but she is compelling tv when she unravels.

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by Anonymousreply 804/07/2020

I have no idea what this post is about. Am I supposed to know, or care, who these people are???

by Anonymousreply 904/07/2020

I love when they make fun of Shannon on the Watch What Crappens podcast.

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by Anonymousreply 1004/07/2020

r10 is hilarious

by Anonymousreply 1104/08/2020

Omg Shannon is pitiful! Geez her ex must than god daily for getting away?

by Anonymousreply 1204/08/2020

He's been otherwise occupied r12

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by Anonymousreply 1304/08/2020

David used to be hot

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by Anonymousreply 1404/08/2020

David? [italic]David?[/italic] DAVID?

by Anonymousreply 1504/08/2020

OP. I have been meaning to say something.

FUCKING TAMARA and FUCKING VICKI will not shut the FUCK up about the show-

Article, after article, after article. GET a LIFE, ladies!

Tamara is such a snake too. Very early on it was made clear she was let go because her time had come. Tamara even alluded to her salary being part of it.

Now, she is giving endless interviews, week after week, claiming Andy wants her back full time, she RESIGNED because of Simon's cancer...

Mistress Corona has finally made me realize how much I despise these women. This show, NJ, and New York, specifically. I am at the tipping point with Atlanta.

I am still into Beverly Hills and that dumpster fire, Potomac. That's a pure car crash. My eyes cannot look away.

by Anonymousreply 1604/08/2020

r16 Tamra is such trailer trash.

And RHOC jumped the shark around the time Heather Dubrow left (not that the two are related) -- I'd say seasons 10 or 11 were the last really solid ones.

by Anonymousreply 1704/08/2020

r15 bitches on DL were salivating over David when he came onto the show

by Anonymousreply 1804/08/2020

R16, Tamra is terrified of becoming irrelevant and losing her Bravo check—Cut Fitness and Groupon ain't payin' the bills. She's already had to put her house on the market.

by Anonymousreply 1904/08/2020

I'm sure she'll feel right at home in a double wide r19

by Anonymousreply 2004/08/2020

And shit- I realize this thread is about Shannon. I despise her too. I'M DONE! I'm DONE! With you, BITCH! And David has psycho eyes. True loony tunes eyes.

What else. I do think Kelly Dodd is GOOD tv.

Gina- Boring as shit. Emily- I actually do not MIND her. She has a brain and is boring TV- but I almost respect her a little? And she CAN throw shade.

But this show is the worst of the bunch. Vapid. No real tone. Just empty.

by Anonymousreply 2104/08/2020

Here is a great Kelly Dodd clip r21. She's truly unhinged

I wonder if RHOC will even have a Season 15

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by Anonymousreply 2204/08/2020

Kelly Dodd and Kenya Moore are the MEANEST of all the housewives ever, when provoked.

Both great TV.

However, Kenya really went over the line to evil this season.

by Anonymousreply 2304/08/2020

Kelly should be transferred to New York if she marries the Fox News guy. I’d love to see her fight with them, she uses the same scorched earth tactics as Dorinda.

by Anonymousreply 2404/08/2020

r24 I want to see the most toxic women from all the franchises on the same show! Like RH: All-Stars. Danielle, Vicki, LeeAnne, Kelly ... I would definitely watch THAT.

ALL unscripted.

RH needs a major reboot.

by Anonymousreply 2504/08/2020

^ Plus Brandi, Teresa, Kenya, Kim Z., Candiace, and Monique!

by Anonymousreply 2604/08/2020

R22 Jesus Christ! What did Shannon do to her face in that clip? She looks like she did a "Face Off" with Kim Zolciak!

by Anonymousreply 2704/08/2020

r27 I wonder if body dysmorphia is partially genetic?

Shannon posted this pic of herself and her sister recently. [You have to scroll through a couple other pictures to see it.] Her sister is entering Jocelyn Wildenstein territory.

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by Anonymousreply 2804/09/2020

R28 Shannon doesn't look bad in those pics, but yeah, sis is goin' down the Lioness Woman path.

by Anonymousreply 2904/09/2020

r29 I think Shannon is mentally ill and has probably never received proper treatment. She seems one of the most self-loathing of the housewives.

by Anonymousreply 3004/09/2020

R30 Wow. Okay.

by Anonymousreply 3104/09/2020

r31 don't you mean "I'm DONE with you!!!"

by Anonymousreply 3204/09/2020

I love that her maiden name is Storms. It's so appropriate...

by Anonymousreply 3304/09/2020

Around the time THE AFFAIR was publicized, Shannon gave some interview and said "If I had been an amazing wife, he wouldn't have gone elsewhere."

Geez, could she hate herself any more??

by Anonymousreply 3404/09/2020

Formerly Hot David looks really bad now

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by Anonymousreply 3504/10/2020

David just needs a haircut. He looks fine otherwise and has always been better-looking than Shannon.

by Anonymousreply 3604/10/2020

David has an autistic vibe.

by Anonymousreply 3704/10/2020

I think he has a sadist vibe r37

by Anonymousreply 3804/10/2020

Shannon has had a lot of work...she had a big nose and no chin..kind of like Ivanka

by Anonymousreply 3904/11/2020

It wasn't enough r39

by Anonymousreply 4004/11/2020

Shannon's new squeeze. He'll be appearing in Season 15!

What say you, DL? Will he be occupying Eddie's ass time?

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by Anonymousreply 4104/14/2020

He does have beady eyes.

by Anonymousreply 4204/19/2020

Kelly dinging the bowl when it was on Shannon's head was a hysterical Housewives moment and the overkill that followed was hilariously predictable.

by Anonymousreply 4304/19/2020

I hate her but love to watch. She’s got major Borderline PD Incest Survivor vibes, looks like she found a nice bi/gay-leaning guy to passive-aggressively emasculate now after Daddy David.

by Anonymousreply 4404/19/2020

I loved Kelly's explanation at the reunion r43. Something like "You had a bowl on your head and you were stepping into one." Yes, it WAS ridiculous.

Something about Shannon just makes people want to fuck with her.

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by Anonymousreply 4504/20/2020

r44 a psychologist once told me that borderlines and narcissists attract, which would explain Shannon and David

by Anonymousreply 4604/20/2020

Honestly Kelly Dodd is such a POS

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by Anonymousreply 4704/21/2020

R47 Kelly just flew NYC to LA she may be dead in 2 weeks herself

by Anonymousreply 4804/21/2020

She has issued an "apology" r48

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by Anonymousreply 4904/21/2020

I hope Kelly is demoted to "friend" for Season 15

by Anonymousreply 5004/22/2020

This is more of a fear from childhood, but the lane lines in swimming pools used to terrify me.

I didn't mind looking at them from above water, but if I opened my eyes underwater, they were so static and unyielding ... something about that scared me.

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by Anonymousreply 5104/22/2020

Oops. Wrong thread

by Anonymousreply 5204/22/2020

Horton hears a... Who?

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by Anonymousreply 5304/22/2020

"It's not my fucking plate!"

by Anonymousreply 5404/22/2020

Shannon is the epitome of zen.

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by Anonymousreply 5504/23/2020

Well it looks like Shannon has completely cut off Trailer Trash Tamra.

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by Anonymousreply 5604/25/2020

I can’t wait till they all go bankrupt when this show ends

by Anonymousreply 5704/25/2020

r57 = Vicki Gunvalson, stewing

by Anonymousreply 5804/25/2020

Tamara is so desperate. Follow her interviews and see the blatant double talk. She was fired, oh no she LEFT due to Simon's cancer...

Its not like he is Stage 1 Colon cancer- His throat cancer is NO FUCKING JOKE

And this woman literally has used THAT to explain her leaving the show....

However. desperate lady- Your EXIT was confirmed by YOU, ANDY, and Vicki- YOU WERE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing to do with Simon's cancer, you piece of SHIT!

And Simon- I wish you well. If you look back at the show- he actually was a decent guy who believed in hard work, respect, and honesty,

Tamara is pathetic to use someone's possibly terminal disease as a reason to LIE about her own TERMINATION. It truly makes me ill.

by Anonymousreply 5904/25/2020

TamRAT don't care r59

by Anonymousreply 6004/25/2020

Simon was VERY hot but VERY much of an asshole, and possible abuser.

by Anonymousreply 6104/26/2020

Why does the OC have the worst husbands/SOs?

Simon, Shane, David, Brooks, Matt, et al

by Anonymousreply 6204/27/2020

Never thought I'd say this but ... I wish they'd bring back Heather Dubrow.

by Anonymousreply 6304/27/2020

Tamrat and Edwina are selling off weights from Cut Fitness!

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by Anonymousreply 6405/01/2020

Shannon should do a revival of Come Back Little Sheba.

by Anonymousreply 6505/01/2020

Shannon and her new man have discovered Instagram

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by Anonymousreply 6605/01/2020

Imagine being quarantined with Shannon

by Anonymousreply 6705/01/2020

r64 lol a personal training studio. I would be willing to bet now that she is off TV- Eddie will be gone soon.

by Anonymousreply 6805/01/2020

[quote]Eddie will be gone soon.

Great, more time for us

by Anonymousreply 6905/01/2020

Leave Tamra off. Give us all a Tam break for a while but bring back the fat one with hot son that played baseball and Vicki! That would be just a hoot! And talk about mixing it up, those two would be a show fixing quick start.

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by Anonymousreply 7105/01/2020

I feel sorry for her daughters r2. They're going to have serious issues, between Shannon, David, and that clusterfuck of a marriage

by Anonymousreply 7205/01/2020

I've wondered how these kids fare in school with their mothers outrageous behavior on display for the world to see. It's never mentioned if they are bullied but I feel sure they are. There should be a documentary on it.

by Anonymousreply 7305/01/2020


[quote] David tells PEOPLE, “My kids called and we laughed at the selfies Lesley posted. It’s amazing how much Shannon talks about me and my life. She needs some peanut butter to go with her jelly.”

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by Anonymousreply 7405/01/2020

In other OC news, Matt Keough, Jeana's ex, has died

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by Anonymousreply 7605/04/2020

Tamara is just a vindictive cunt. Because Shannon was kept she is lashing out at her. She needs money to fund her lifestyle. CBD lines are a dime a dozen, her GYM is just a place for Eddie to go and do guys. She lived beyond her means and now has no guaranteed million dollar check coming in from Bravo.

by Anonymousreply 7705/04/2020

R77 Guess she better get down on her knees and pray to Jesus to make everything okay. She is, after all, a born again Christian.

by Anonymousreply 7805/04/2020

Oh lordy, how could I forget that, r78?

Of course her faux-baptism gave us this gem

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by Anonymousreply 7905/04/2020

r78 well she got down on her knees for that guy from 98 degrees :)

by Anonymousreply 8005/04/2020

R80 There's a connection between Tamballaz and somebody from 98 Degrees? Do tell!

by Anonymousreply 8105/04/2020

David Beador IS Elmer Fishpaw

by Anonymousreply 8205/04/2020

He looks so greasy r82

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by Anonymousreply 8305/04/2020

I'm very curious to see if he's in for the long haul.

He must like 'em crazy/borderline.

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by Anonymousreply 8405/04/2020

"borderline" hehe

by Anonymousreply 8505/04/2020

She just ain't right r85

by Anonymousreply 8605/04/2020

r81 Jeff Timmons the guy who did the Chippendales?I guess they were making some reality show we are the world song and Jeff was saying he took one for the team and let Tamara blow him because she was all over him the whole time and they could not get anything done.

by Anonymousreply 8705/04/2020

r87 did Edwina get sloppy seconds?

by Anonymousreply 8805/04/2020

R88 I bet Eddie was watching at least.

by Anonymousreply 8905/04/2020

"Social distancing" OC style

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by Anonymousreply 9005/04/2020

R90 I hope these dumb bitches all get sick. Idiots.

by Anonymousreply 9105/04/2020

What the fuck, OP? Are you expecting everyone to know who you're talking about?

No idea. I'm sure they're making a valuable and useful contribution to America in this difficult time.

by Anonymousreply 9205/04/2020

r92 it takes less effort to block a thread, and even less effort to just scroll past it, than to go to the trouble of posting a cuntish comment.

by Anonymousreply 9305/04/2020

R92? Ninety-one replies preceding your post imply that several people knew who the OP was talking about. To paraphrase Kelly Dodd, "Keep scrolling!" and to quote her, "You're a cunt!".

by Anonymousreply 9405/04/2020

Ms. Beador defending her lack of social distancing at r90

[quote]As a person with lung damage, my family and I take the Coronavirus and social distancing very seriously. Apparently there is a bit of negative press out there today about how the #RHOC cast assembled yesterday. Once again, as a person with permanent lung damage in both lungs, I did everything to follow guidelines given to us. I intend to be around a long time with my girls

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by Anonymousreply 9505/05/2020

R95 Oh, so now she has "lung damage."

And no, Shannon, honey, you did NOT do everything to follow guidelines given to you. Because the most basic guideline, which everyone knows, is to maintain a distance of at least six feet.

So good luck to you and your damaged lungs.

by Anonymousreply 9605/05/2020

She should be more worried about damage to her liver r96

by Anonymousreply 9705/05/2020

I love how she claims she's following guidelines, then posts a picture of herself wearing a mask that says "6 feet" while standing less than 6 inches away from her brats.

by Anonymousreply 9805/05/2020

r92 = David Beador

by Anonymousreply 9905/05/2020

r98 ummmm 6 feet apart from strangers in public places not your family at home.

by Anonymousreply 10005/05/2020

R100 Ummmm, Shannon, you weren't 6 feet apart from your co-stars in your Insta-ho post yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 10105/05/2020

Someone should tell Shannon you can't get lung damage from your ex wringing your throat.

by Anonymousreply 10205/05/2020

r101 ummm if you are both wearing masks, you don't need to be 6 feet apart. The 6 feet rule is for unmasked people due to the exposure of coughing and sneezing. If you are wearing a mask and the other person is wearing a mask - then there is less than a 1% chance of exposure through respiration.

by Anonymousreply 10305/05/2020

Per the CDC r103:

[quote]Stay at least 6 feet between yourself and others, even when you wear a face covering.

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by Anonymousreply 10405/05/2020

r104 Social distancing, also called “physical distancing,” means keeping space between yourself and other people outside of your home.

Here kids are in her home.

by Anonymousreply 10505/05/2020

And again, r105 /Shannon, her cast mates at r105 do NOT live in her home

by Anonymousreply 10605/05/2020

r106 should have referenced r90

by Anonymousreply 10705/05/2020

I’ve had enough of that cunt. Her husband made such a good choice

by Anonymousreply 10805/05/2020

Shannon is insufferable r108, but her husband is a cheating domestic abuser

by Anonymousreply 10905/05/2020

Shannon and her confederates have been SLAMMED on social media for their lack of social distancing.

And Shannon is sick of defending herself:

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by Anonymousreply 11005/06/2020

R110 Will this be next season's storyline - Shannon's "lung damage?"

by Anonymousreply 11105/06/2020

Shannon should have gotten off this show years ago r111. It's obviously not good for her mental health.

I do feel for her daughters, who probably suffer the most; and now the new boyfriend, who I assume will be bolting soon

by Anonymousreply 11205/06/2020

R112 Shannon should've never been on the show in the first place. She was emotionally unstable from the get go.

But Bravo tends to like casting these fucked up women - good TV for them.

by Anonymousreply 11305/06/2020

r113 Shannon entertained me her first two seasons. She was crazy, but in an entertaining way.

In the third season, when the abuse allegations surfaced, she became crazy, unhinged, and just sad

Her daughters suffer the most, and I feel terrible for them. And her new boyfriend, but I assume he will be bolting soon

by Anonymousreply 11405/06/2020

Tamra and Vicki tell their side:

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by Anonymousreply 11505/06/2020

Oh for fuck's sake, just put a bowl on her head and give Kelly Dodd a drink and a hammer.

by Anonymousreply 11605/06/2020

I assume Shannon is devoting ALL her time and attention to her new boyfriend (don't borderlines engulf?) and thus has zero time for Tamra, Vicki, or anyone else.

by Anonymousreply 11705/06/2020

You know, if Shannon's boyfriend weren't a fame whore and actually loved her, he would talk her out of doing this show anymore. It's not doing her or her mental health any favors.

by Anonymousreply 11805/06/2020

r118 she has a frozen food line she sells on qvc that does quite well - so staying on the show as long as possible works for her. Shannon has to tape and Vicki and Tamra know that but they gripe she has no time for them. Normal season if Vicki and Tamara were on they would not talk to each other if they were not filming. Tamara is just bitching because Shannon is not calling her every talk about what? They are TV friends not real friends.

by Anonymousreply 11905/06/2020

So what, r119? She doesn't NEED the show. That's a ridiculous premise. She should have gotten away from this hot mess years ago for her own mental health, not to mention for the sake of her daughters.

by Anonymousreply 12005/07/2020

Will drama never cease???

Tamrat is mighty thirsty.

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by Anonymousreply 12105/07/2020

Good lord is she thirsty - get over it. How many ex housewives who were good friends does Tamara keep in contact with. Ask Heather DuBrow when the last time Tamara called.

by Anonymousreply 12205/07/2020

LOL as if Heather Dubrow would associate with Trailer Trash Tamra in real life

by Anonymousreply 12305/07/2020

R123 Besides, Heather and her husband are busy fleecing the public peddling their $30 hand sanitizer.

by Anonymousreply 12405/07/2020

Terry's new face scares me

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by Anonymousreply 12505/07/2020

Trying again

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by Anonymousreply 12605/07/2020

He looks like Quagmire on Family Giuy.

by Anonymousreply 12705/07/2020

Cannot unsee r127

by Anonymousreply 12805/07/2020

You are a fucking plastic surgeon. Holy shit I would run if I went to my Doctor and he looked like a claymation character.

by Anonymousreply 12905/07/2020

lol so Bravo is so desperate for them to start filming they're now having them shoot with masks wow

I thought hypochondriac Shannon would NEVER agree to this

I guess the money helps

by Anonymousreply 13005/07/2020

r130 getting COVID is going to be Shannon's Season 15 story line.

by Anonymousreply 13105/08/2020

Wow. Okay, R130 and R131. I have LUNG DAMAGE!

by Anonymousreply 13205/08/2020

Did Daddy David choke you a little too long during sex r132?

by Anonymousreply 13305/08/2020

R133 Wow. Okay. Someone call 911. I'm feeling like somebody hit me over the head with a mallet while I was wearing a bowl.

by Anonymousreply 13405/08/2020

r134 Are you sure it's not wet brain, dear?

by Anonymousreply 13505/08/2020

Nothing she can endure will ever out do the humiliation from being tossed out Heathers abode. Priceless !

by Anonymousreply 13605/08/2020

Wow! OK, r136.

by Anonymousreply 13705/09/2020

Someone quick -- Tamrat and Vicki need water desperately!

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by Anonymousreply 13805/10/2020

Shannon will have a medical crisis when, to treat her coronavirus, she attempts to inject her lungs with Pine-Sol. Sadly, the needle she uses gets lost in her lungs and requires a needlectomy.

Heather will make a special appearance and tell Shannon she still hates her and that she smells like Pine-Sol.

by Anonymousreply 13905/10/2020

This franchise is not just jumping the shark. It is clearing the shark with the height of a level-5 tsunami.

by Anonymousreply 14005/10/2020

I wish they'd bring Heather back r139

by Anonymousreply 14105/10/2020

r138 wow - Tamara and Vicki are just coming off as bitter. Shanon was kept so they are going to fucking trash her.

by Anonymousreply 14205/10/2020

Tamrat and Vicki are really embarrassing at this point r142. They were let go from a job and they need to ride off into the sunset.

Plus they were on the show for several more years than Shannon has been.

by Anonymousreply 14305/10/2020

Vicki and Tamra are showing how much being on this dumb show means to them. It clearly was their whole life. They're going to have trouble adapting to the lack of attention

hilarious how quickly their "friendship" broke down with Shannon

by Anonymousreply 14405/10/2020

V and T doing that stupid interview or podcast or whatever, just to trash Shannon and only coming up with that lame ass "She yelled at the Producer" non-climatic rehash. Makes them look so fuckin wearisome with any semblence of left over relevance gathering in lipid pools beneath their now unaffordable QVC stilettos . They're both losers.

by Anonymousreply 14505/10/2020

They need to move it along r144

by Anonymousreply 14605/10/2020

Shannon is parading her new bf with her daughters all over social media like they're a family.

Why can't these women stay single for a couple years and work on themselves? Do they really lack an identity if they aren't latched onto a man?

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by Anonymousreply 14705/11/2020

R147 Oh, my. Shannon's daughters inherited the worst physical features of both of their parents, didn't they?

by Anonymousreply 14805/11/2020

The daughters look like Hell Dimension Brady sisters.

by Anonymousreply 14905/11/2020

Sha's parents ( I'm pretty sure) are fat loaded. Which of course, is the only reason David married her. I think she had already had some cosmetic surgery before that also, which helped. However, she's still the most insecure, mealy mouth milksop they have cast in years. If she never developed a healthy self esteem and balanced ego, from facial enhancements and parents with goo-gobs, she'll never find it. That whole over produced reaction to the mallet on her head bowl incident was a blatant testimonial to her oppressive insecurities.

by Anonymousreply 15005/11/2020

Don't worry r150 -- New Boyfriend will fix everything!

by Anonymousreply 15105/11/2020

r148 Shannon before she had plastic surgery ... this is what her daughters inherited

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by Anonymousreply 15205/11/2020

David Bedor is a multi-millionaire in his own right.

by Anonymousreply 15305/11/2020

R152 Pippi Longstocking lives!

by Anonymousreply 15405/11/2020

The fact that she is plastering her relationship with the new boyfriend all over SM makes me think she is - subconsciously, maybe - trying to get David's attention. Speaking of which, I truly think she'd take David back tomorrow.

And here is the tome the new boyfriend wrote to Shannon (allegedly) on her birthday, which she in turn posted on SM (because why keep something intimate private?):

[quote]Our connection and chemistry are what people dream about. You are my person; the one I was meant to be with, the one that makes me feel whole. I started falling in love with you almost immediately and my love has grown ever stronger as our time together has flown by. I find myself thinking and wondering at times if this is real, how did I get so blessed? Then I look into your beautiful eyes and know it IS real and it is how our world should be. You are such an amazing woman and you surprise me every day. I have never believed that a woman could be so loving, generous, intelligent, creative, determined, funny, fun loving, hardworking, successful, down to earth, nurturing, protective, loyal, encouraging, and have my back no matter what. Then I met you; you are all of that and more. The timing was bad and made no sense to either of us or to any of our friends and family. I was not in the right frame of mind to meet anyone and was just trying to get my balance. You were not looking for a relationship, but rather were just spending time and having fun with friends after an emotional two years of ending your marriage. But once we were introduced something inside me knew that I had to talk to you. We started with encouraging texts that warmed my heart and then phone calls for hours that flowed so effortlessly and then came the group date. I took you and a friend of ours out to dinner. The night ended with you and I singing karaoke duets at the Elks club and then talking one on one until the Elks staff told us they needed to lock up. Since that night you and I have been inseparable, literally. I have never in my life spent so much concentrated time with anyone. I never tire of you, but rather thrive in your company.

by Anonymousreply 15505/12/2020

Kelly Dodd strikes again.

What will be the final nail in the coffin of this franchise?

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by Anonymousreply 15605/12/2020

Her fiance is a Faux News bobblehead so that is where she gets her talking points.

by Anonymousreply 15705/12/2020

Like Danielle Staub and LeeAnne Locken, Kelly Dodd is increasingly unwatchable r157

And because the Faux News boyfriend will be inflicted upon us in Season 15, this crap fest is officially jumping the shark for me

by Anonymousreply 15805/12/2020

Breaking: Kelly Dodd's ex seeking full custody!

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by Anonymousreply 15905/12/2020

R159 Kelly's gonna blow!

by Anonymousreply 16005/12/2020

I need Kelly off my TV stat

by Anonymousreply 16105/12/2020

Move it along, Toots

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by Anonymousreply 16205/12/2020

r162 god she is exhausting. I half believe Tamara and Shannon are doing this to get Shannon back on the show.

by Anonymousreply 16305/12/2020

r163 I doubt Shannon has actually cut Tamra out of her life. Shannon thrives on relationships where she gets hurt and I don't see her possessing the resolve to drop Tamra. See also: David.

I do like your theory that Tamra and Shannon are in cahoots on this. I mean ... this is drumming up desperately needed interest in RHOC.

by Anonymousreply 16405/12/2020

r164 oops i meant to get Tamara back on the show. Tamara was let go because the story got old and she made too much money. Tamara and Shannon have a spat in the press for a year and poof - they bring back Tamara to fight with Shannon then eventually make up.

by Anonymousreply 16505/13/2020

I would if they'll bring the new boyfriend into the drama r165. That would be hilarious.

There has to be something wrong with him for being with Shannon voluntarily.

by Anonymousreply 16605/13/2020

r166 I would = I wonder

by Anonymousreply 16705/13/2020

Also, I think the reason Shannon hates Emily is that Emily told Shannon she reminds her of her mentally ill mother.

You know Shannon can't bear to have that mirror held up to her face.

Emily's no fool and she has Shannon's number.

by Anonymousreply 16805/13/2020

Kelly is such a deplorable, and pretty fucking stupid -- she will ruin Season 15 for me

At least Shannon keeps her (most likely Republican) politics off SM

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by Anonymousreply 16905/14/2020

R169 She's a fucking cunt.

by Anonymousreply 17005/14/2020

and she is wrong - it is 97% and possibly lower due to lack of testing - even so would 1-9 million deaths be okay with her?

by Anonymousreply 17105/14/2020

I think all housewives should age out at 45. Automatically replaced if not replaced sooner. The ones that hang around till they're 50+ are the more bat shit crazy ones. I read somewhere that one of the originals from one of the casts has a 'can't be fired clause' I think it's Teresa.

by Anonymousreply 17205/14/2020

She'll be back

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Glad to see Shannon is imparting her terrible insecurity to her daughters:

[quote]The Beador girls have been working out while staying at home (mom is going to lose a few more before she shows her skin)

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by Anonymousreply 17405/15/2020

NOW I'm thinking all this Tamrat drama is actually being cooked up by production.

They have no long-term plans to get rid of her but need to drum up interest in RHOC because the last few seasons have sucked.

by Anonymousreply 17505/15/2020

For somebody who talks so much about "moving on" and her "next chapter," Tamballz sure does seem to talk a lot more about the past.

by Anonymousreply 17605/15/2020

First Tamara said she was offered 20K as a friend and said no thank you it's time to move on. Then she spent months talking about how happy she was, how she and Vicki were going to do a show. Then she said Andy Cohen told her not to sign any contracts because she would be back. Then she went on a tirade about Shannon dumping her as a friend. Then she went on a tirade about how Shannon was evil and yelled at production and how she (Tamara) had to deal with her for all those seasons. Then she said she was thinking about coming back this season just to confront Shannon (because why would you have that conversation off-camera?) - so to sum it up since she was let go and moved on, all she has talked about was RHOC, Vicki and Shannon.

by Anonymousreply 17705/15/2020

She needs to move it along r177

by Anonymousreply 17805/15/2020

Juxtaposing Shannon and Tamra is interesting to me.

Shannon is a mess, but it's so obvious she comes from money. And it's also obvious you can take Tamra out of the trailer, but she'll always exude trashiness.

by Anonymousreply 17905/15/2020

Shannon and her silly idea of used and frozen fish...her insipid idea of trying (desperately) to make the inane “tres amigas” stick....she is just insufferable.

And Tamara will secretly whore herself out.

When Eddie is 62, he’ll try to publish a tell-all explaining his double life.

Pathetic people.

But none is more pathetic as a tv “character” than this Carl Radke guy from Summer House. The worst fool. Vapid. Insecure. BORING. Ugh.

Shannon is a bore. Tamra is a whore and a bore. Who cries without tears?!

by Anonymousreply 18005/15/2020

Tamara is not afraid to get messy. Remember she went digging into Gretchen's past, contacting her former boyfriend to get dirt on her. She tried to get her drunk then have her rape face son fuck her in a bathroom. She was hell-bent on painting Gretchen as a bad person because she was younger, blonder, and had a great story with her dying older fiancee. I remember when he bought Gretchen a Harley and Tamara went off for like three episodes how Gretchen was SWF her and copying everything she did. I bet Tamara is pissed off Simon got cancer after she was kicked off the show - it would have been her storyline for the season, how Jebus told her to take care of Simon and makeup with her kids. Her own daughter would not even talk to her because Tamara could not do anything off-camera or off social media.

by Anonymousreply 18105/15/2020

r180 I wish they'd pull the plug on this entire cast. (Not sure about the new housewife.) Kelly is a right-wing whackjob (and now we'll be subjected to the Faux News boyfriend), Shannon is needy and socially inept, Emily and Gina are boring, Braunwyn (and her fame whore mother) are hard to watch ... basta!

by Anonymousreply 18205/15/2020

r181 I agree. And I think when women stay on this show too long it becomes their whole identity

by Anonymousreply 18305/15/2020

I was hoping they'd bring back Heather. Her pretentiousness was a fun contrast to Kelly's trashiness

by Anonymousreply 18405/15/2020

I think Heather left (in part) because of Kelly r184 (and in part because they were going to spill the tea on Terry's affair).

During the reunion of Heather's last season, they aired audio footage of her removing her body mic and telling production she didn't want to shoot with Kelly anymore (after Kelly called Shannon a cunt)

by Anonymousreply 18505/15/2020

Tamrat should befriend David's trailer trash girlfriend and then bring her onto the show as a "friend"

I would watch THAT

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No one has a problem with it at Costco, well I mean unless you live in a 15 million dollar home in Laguna.

by Anonymousreply 18705/15/2020

Are Edwina and Andy fuck buddies?

Why else does Andy want Tamrat back?

by Anonymousreply 18805/16/2020

r188 I would not put it past Tamara to offer up Eddie to get back on the show.

by Anonymousreply 18905/16/2020

Is Eddie's only source of income personal training at the failing gym ? What is his degree in ? They're on thin ice!

by Anonymousreply 19005/16/2020

Vicki is getting in on the action.

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r190 wasn't Tamra trying to get her real estate license?

Does anyone know what Edwina did before Tamra became his beard?

by Anonymousreply 19205/17/2020

R192 I think Edwina was the "CEO and IT Director" of the law firm that his "adoptive" father set up. You know, the adoptive father who it's rumored was actually Eddie's sugar daddy.

I think Tamballz was already a realtor before she joined RHOC.

by Anonymousreply 19305/17/2020

I don't know what made me think of it, but it's hilarious that during her first season, Shannon stood up for Brooks and said she fully supported his relationship with Vicki because "he makes her so happy" (while of course the rest of the cast rightfully hated him).

Because if I trust anyone's judgement regarding men, it's going to be Shannon Beador's.

by Anonymousreply 19405/17/2020

This thread is more entertaining than she is on the show.

Which proves why she should have gone, as well.

by Anonymousreply 19505/17/2020

Wow, r195. Ok.

by Anonymousreply 19605/17/2020

How stupid was Vicki to get involved with the poster child of grifters, Brooks? After he told Vicki's son in law he needed to be abusive to Vicki's daughter when gets out of line, that should have been the end of THAT!

by Anonymousreply 19705/17/2020

He was a great guy, r197. I hope my daughters end up with someone like him.

by Anonymousreply 19805/17/2020

Allegedly, he was supposed to be really endowed. I bet there's an online pic somewhere. He wasn't modest about it.

by Anonymousreply 19905/17/2020

He filled my love tank ALL the way r199

by Anonymousreply 20005/17/2020

Can also confirm r199

by Anonymousreply 20105/17/2020

Another thing about Shannon that's been clear since her first season is that, in addition to mental illness, she has a serious drinking problem. And considering she's drunk posting with the boyfriend on social media, she has made little to no effort to address it.

I assume she's way too self-involved to appreciate how her behavior effects her daughters.

by Anonymousreply 20205/18/2020

*affects at r202

Oh dear myself

by Anonymousreply 20305/18/2020

r202 Wow - Okay

by Anonymousreply 20405/18/2020

r204, already on her second Grey Goose of the morning

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by Anonymousreply 20605/18/2020

r206 that episode produced one of the greatest moments in RHOC history

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by Anonymousreply 20705/18/2020

If I were her daughters I would insist on home schooling then go as far away as I could to college. David is every bit as fucked up as Shannon is, just different symptoms.

by Anonymousreply 20805/20/2020

I think David is worse r208. Shannon is unstable and has a lot of issues, including alcoholism and mental illness. But I truly believe David is a sociopath and an everyday sadist. Remember when he left Shannon, gave his wedding ring to their 10-year-old daughter, and told her, "Give this to your mom and tell her I don't need it anymore."? What kind of POS does that? Shannon didn't seem to realize how fucked up it was. She should have left then instead of begging him to come back. Forget how he treated her. She let him treat their kids like shit too.

I get the sense Shannon was abused as a child: she has no idea what a healthy relationship looks like. I doubt her new boyfriend is as great as she claims - I'm suspicious of someone who chooses to be with a woman who so clearly hates herself.

But of course the daughters suffer most. They'll likely wind up with abusive assholes who treat them like David treated Shannon. I also feel bad because they probably love David - he is their dad - and that will cause them guilt because they love someone who abused their mother.

by Anonymousreply 20905/21/2020

r209 Okay - Wow.

by Anonymousreply 21005/21/2020

r208 David may be messed up but I'll bet he throws a mean fuck

by Anonymousreply 21105/21/2020

I agree with Vicki on this

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by Anonymousreply 21205/21/2020

Not that any of those women should be held up as an example of anything chaste or redeeming, but Kelly is just exceptionally awful. Did she run unopposed by threatening to skullfuck any whore that challenged her at Arizona for Homecoming Queen ? How else could she have won ? Baffling.

by Anonymousreply 21305/21/2020

r213 I feel like Kelly Dodd is the most borderline borderline who's ever borderlined.

by Anonymousreply 21405/22/2020

Shannon and Kelly are good TV. Crazy, unpredictable etc. Vicki was just a desperate me too. Once the women Vicki's age left the show suddenly she was faced with these women some 10-20 years younger than her with hot boyfriends and husbands showering them with gifts and she got green-eyed jealous. I truly believe she divorced Don for a storyline. She hooked up with grifter Brooks for a storyline. This is a woman with self-esteem in the toilet. She spent a ton of money on plastic surgery and one miss piggy comment can have her crumpled in a corner.

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by Anonymousreply 21505/22/2020

She is a pig r215.

by Anonymousreply 21605/22/2020

Tamrat strikes again!

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by Anonymousreply 21705/22/2020

Well, at least Shannon is using SM to shame those in the OC who aren't following the rules:

[quote]When I go to a social distancing happy hour every week, this is not ok @rothchilds As I sit at the stoplight, I literally hear a roar of voices. Not planned, not allowed. #rulefollower

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by Anonymousreply 21805/23/2020

r217 man she is just pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 21905/23/2020

r219 she belongs in the "Worst Cases of People Letting Fame Go To Their Head" thread

She is even thirstier than Vicki

by Anonymousreply 22005/23/2020

Okay wow, stop talking about Icki an Tamruns and get back to me and my frozen meals...okay? wow.

by Anonymousreply 22105/23/2020

Is the liposuction complimentary if I spend more than $300 r221?

by Anonymousreply 22205/24/2020

Wow...Okay. you spent 300$ wow.

by Anonymousreply 22305/24/2020

The irony of Vicki and Tamra is that the longer they remained on the show, the harder it became for them to tease out their "real" lives from their "show" lives. The line became increasingly blurred and now that they're no longer on the show they can't even find the line anymore. The show IS their life.

I wonder how Shannon would react if she were given the boot. She never had boundaries and I think the show was her life from day one.

by Anonymousreply 22405/25/2020

PLEASE get this woman off RHOC

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by Anonymousreply 22505/26/2020

r224 Okay Wow, Okay - I would be JUST GOD DAMN FINE WITHOUT THE SHOW?OKAY????? Wow..

by Anonymousreply 22605/26/2020

Move it along, toots.

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by Anonymousreply 22705/27/2020

Tamrat saying, she doesn't have the power to get anyone fired DOES NOT mean she didn't try. Of course she did!

by Anonymousreply 22805/27/2020

r228 all the housewives do it. They ban together and tell production they will not film with so and so. Jill tried it with Bethanny.

by Anonymousreply 22905/27/2020

Kelly's got to go.

I wish the other cast members would refuse to film until she is fired.

by Anonymousreply 23005/28/2020

Wow...okay,,Let's not judge someone...okay? Wow.

by Anonymousreply 23105/28/2020

Shannon/r231, get back to your QVC line! Those burgers aren't going to sell themselves.

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by Anonymousreply 23305/28/2020

r233/Shannon, get off the desktop and give John Janssen a chance to use it. His download of Dawson's 50 Load Weekend is almost complete.

by Anonymousreply 23405/28/2020

r234 I'll have you know we watched that together and it was lovely. Wow...okay.

by Anonymousreply 23505/28/2020

This thread is about 3x as entertaining as the actual show.

So take a cue from it, r235!

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by Anonymousreply 23705/28/2020

Have another Grey Goose, r237!

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by Anonymousreply 23905/28/2020

This thread needs five lemons in a bowl.

by Anonymousreply 24005/28/2020

Wow, r240. I'm a size 6. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 24105/29/2020

Wow r241....okay wow -- I am a size 2 YOU FUCKING BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 24205/29/2020

Shannon r242, keep eating!!

by Anonymousreply 24305/29/2020

R243 Are you kidding me?! I just bought a new pantsuit - size 2 - that Kelly helped me pick out for my next QVC appearance!

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R245 Wow. Okay, Kelly. We're done. WE'RE DONE! TURN THOSE CAMERAS OFF!

by Anonymousreply 24605/29/2020

r246: rips off body mic; exposes Spanx

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by Anonymousreply 24805/29/2020

r248, move it along, toots! I'm going to call this thing off sooner than I intended!

by Anonymousreply 24905/29/2020

r249 okay..WOW...okay...are you kidding me? wow.

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Shannon, send him my way!

by Anonymousreply 25205/29/2020

r252 I think I need a retreat where I pretend to be dead while he tells me how much he loves me.

by Anonymousreply 25305/29/2020

r253 face it, you can only hide the crazy so long

by Anonymousreply 25405/29/2020

r254 WOW.....okay....WOW. I am going to see my herbalist new age doctor to get some tinctures to deal with your negativity.

by Anonymousreply 25505/29/2020

Hmmmm so that's where all my alimony payments are going r255

by Anonymousreply 25605/29/2020

Okay. . .WOW. . .Okay. I cant see R241 because Kelly hit me on the head with a mallet and gave me a concussion and a brain hemorrhage. Okay.


by Anonymousreply 25705/29/2020

R257 Which explains how I ended up in Heather's house and that's why she's ordering me to leave. Wow. Okay. I'm done. I'm done.

by Anonymousreply 25805/29/2020

You will all see the truth! YOU WILL ALL SEE THE FUCKING TRUTH!

by Anonymousreply 25905/29/2020'm going through something here and I need your

by Anonymousreply 26005/29/2020

[quote]I'm going through something here and I need your support

Did another colonic go wrong, r260? Do you need John to fish plastic out of your ass?

by Anonymousreply 26105/29/2020

WOW, r261. Ok. Wow.

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by Anonymousreply 26305/30/2020

What marketable skills does Shannon have? What did she do before she married David in her 30s?

Does she have any, I don't know, interests? Hobbies? Ambitions? Dreams? Goals? (Beyond getting married again and her QVC line .... )

Did she ever?

I think she irritates me more than Tamra and Vicki because at least they have something to do outside the show. Shannon seems to just float through life looking for a man to attach to, from whom she develops a corresponding identity.

by Anonymousreply 26405/30/2020

I don't think Shannon ever held a job other than "professional heiress."

by Anonymousreply 26505/30/2020

True, r265, but even so she could have picked up some kind of hobby or interest ... music, art, travel, etc.

If I had those kinds of means I would have spent my time traveling, learning different languages, exposing myself to different cultures, etc ... things I couldn't do because I didn't have family $$$ (I had to settle for books and libraries)

by Anonymousreply 26605/30/2020

WOW. Ok. John loves me.

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r264 r265 r266 Wow...Okay...Wow. I am a USC grad and business woman. Check out my line of food at QVC Real for Real so you can stop being FAT JEALOUS CUNTS! Wow.

by Anonymousreply 26805/30/2020

r264 r265 r266 Wow...Okay...Wow. I am a USC grad and business woman. Check out my line of food at QVC Real for Real so you can stop being FAT JEALOUS CUNTS! Wow.

by Anonymousreply 26905/30/2020

Simmer down, r268/r269

by Anonymousreply 27005/30/2020

Goddamnit Shannon, You are the epitome of a harpy and a fishwife!!!!!

Its not my fucking plate!!!!!!!!!

What trashy behavior in such an UPSCALE restaurant like The Quite Woman!! LOL!

You are a human WASTEBIN!!!!!

And your daughters all look like they were beaten with the ugly stick.

I pray YOU find JESUS!

by Anonymousreply 27105/30/2020

WOW, r271. Ok. Wow.

John is here with me and he said you're an asshole!


by Anonymousreply 27205/30/2020

Sharon. Shannon? You are a FAT screeching CUNT in your heart and in your soul.

And your daughters look like the has been band Haim, also from the OC.

Well, If Haim were talentless and mated with wildabeasts AND Jabba The Cunting HUT!!!!

THEN, they would be precisely like your daughters, and YOU!

by Anonymousreply 27305/30/2020

r271 David proposed to me at the Quite Woman YOU FUCKING BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 27405/30/2020

r273 It's been a while Heather Dubrow, how are you?

by Anonymousreply 27505/30/2020

Shamon. Sharon. Shannon- Whatever the fuck- You are everything a MAN doesn't WANT in a WOMAN

You are neurotic, melodramatic, overdramatic, a cunt, and your saggy pussy is CLOSED for VISITORS!!!

The raggedy ass A Quiet Woman is TOO GOOD for your saggy ASS!!!

And how the fuck could a bitch raised with so much money, be such a trash box?? Such a TRASH BOX!!!!

And those crystals you had built in your floors and walls couldn't keep the SIMPLEST of MEN!!!!!

Bitch, wake UP!!!!

You frighten me. You are a HORROR.

by Anonymousreply 27605/30/2020

Wow, r276. Ok, WOW.

Dr. Moon has worked WONDERS with me.

David regrets leaving me.

John loves me.

Again - WOW.

by Anonymousreply 27705/30/2020


Go make me an HSN crab cake, CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 27805/30/2020

WOW, r278.

Peel this banana, BITCH!

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Whoever is Shannon here, I adore you. This is fun. I love someone who is game, bitch.

You somehow epitomize her brilliantly.

by Anonymousreply 28005/30/2020

Wow, r280. Ok, it IS me!

No one can ever be exactly like Shannon Beador. Even I have trouble doing it.

by Anonymousreply 28105/30/2020 r281. I HAVE NO PROBLEM BEING ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 28205/30/2020

Shannon- you are the DEFINITION OF HAG!!!!

That double chin.

The neurosis.

The mood swings.

Your a cunt, darlin!!!!

Just an annoying and bitchy, strident, CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 28305/30/2020

r283 I had no idea you felt that way Tamara.

by Anonymousreply 28405/30/2020

Wow, r283, r280, r278, r276 ...

When John wakes up I'm going to tell him people are still being mean to me online.


by Anonymousreply 28505/31/2020

Does anyone know how a 5150 works in CA?

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by Anonymousreply 28705/31/2020

You have to go watch Shannon's meltdown on Hulu in that hovel restaurant. The one that Shannon KNOWS is Kelly's "jam"!

Its just a great 5 minutes of frauing at its best.

The best part is when Kelly is telling some waitress all about Shannon being a lunatic. You just catch a glimpse of it. Kelly then follows Shannon and CACKLES like a witch.

And of course the gif from above when Kelly sucks on the window of the restaurant mocking the chick with the kewpie doll eyes who is yapping with that Armenian chick who lasted one season. (I liked her actually. I like all of the "boring" ones- because they have some dignity and sanity!)

And Shannon, go back to bed. Take about 3 Xanax. Its not your fucking plate, bitch!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 28805/31/2020

r288 wow. You wanna do a fucking straitjacket invention on me? WOW.


by Anonymousreply 28905/31/2020

Shannon, how do your live your life ALWAYS on the edge like this??

Can Dr. Moon possibly stick one of his acupuncture sticks straight through your brain and do some kind of New Age lobotomy?

Do you even enjoy sex? Do you enjoy anything???

And by the way, I got food poisoning from your rancid Fukishama Reactor tainted Crab Cakes. A class action is brewing, lady-

I wanted to support mentally challenged individuals by purchasing your HSN vittles, I did not know I would end up setting off radiation alarms, you fucking bitch!

Fucking Shannon Beador Silkwood up in this motherfucker.

by Anonymousreply 29005/31/2020

WOW, r290. Have you been talking to David? Wow.

I got an O-Shot and I'm good. (Ask John.)

by Anonymousreply 29105/31/2020

r290 Archie and I are sitting here laughing at you. What's that Archie? I should murder it? Good boy Archie...

by Anonymousreply 29205/31/2020

One of my favorite Shannon moments: the day her divorce was finalized, one of the first things out of her mouth was, "I WILL be married again!!!"

Dear, you need to drop Dr. Moon and look into DBT.

by Anonymousreply 29305/31/2020

r292, Shannon, does Archie talk to you regularly? Please start taking your Seroquel again!

by Anonymousreply 29405/31/2020

I don't take Seroquel, you bitch! I hold crystals in my hand and meditate on them!

by Anonymousreply 29505/31/2020

It's not working r295!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 29605/31/2020

Wow. Okay. I thought we were friends. We're done. WE'RE DONE!

by Anonymousreply 29705/31/2020

Shannon, you sure are a PIGFUCKER!!!!!

You are fun as shit to rag on.

One of the most annoying fraus on planet earth!!!!

And I know about Archie, bitch. Those lonely nights without David? Bitch I have receipts!

Sick lady! Sick fuck!

by Anonymousreply 29805/31/2020

Wow. r298 Lesley, is that you? WOW.

I had the best years of David's life, bitch!

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Shut up and have another plate of Quiet Woman slop you COW

by Anonymousreply 30105/31/2020

r301 Wow...Okay...Wow..whoever you are you are not Kelly Dodd since she and I are BFF's now!! What's that Archie? You like her better than that beard Tamara? And I should slit Vicki's throat? Archie..Bad Dog!

by Anonymousreply 30205/31/2020

r302 get a clue, Shannon! We were TV FRIENDS!!!

by Anonymousreply 30306/01/2020

R301 are you fucking kidding me?!

John told me you're a bad friend.


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r305 Shannon, we know you would still get back with David tomorrow, we know you're only flaunting your relationship with John to get David's attention, and we know you hate yourself no matter WHAT you weigh.

And we know David abused you because I have receipts!!

Now get back to filming MY SHOW.

by Anonymousreply 30606/01/2020

R306 - How is the wedding planning coming Vicki? Does this one have cancer yet?

by Anonymousreply 30706/01/2020

r307 Shannon! Get off the desktop and get over here to take your Seroquel-Depakote-Xanax-Lamictal-Geodon-Latuda cocktail.

by Anonymousreply 30806/01/2020

r308 You know I don't take western where is my shakra bowl and milk thistle?

by Anonymousreply 30906/01/2020

Shannon r309!!!


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by Anonymousreply 31106/01/2020

Trust me, dear r311. You're EXHAUSTING.

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Tamrat lies awake at night ( not only waiting for Eddie to get home, cough, cough) but mulling over subject matter speculatively query enough to engage clickbait. Her relevance is over. Actually, the more attention starved her statements become, I wouldn't be surprised if Sha' wasn't in on this whole ' friendship ghosting' storyline. Cooperating with Tamrat keeps them both in the news while also helping Tamrat develop project options currently nonexistent.

by Anonymousreply 31406/01/2020

I'm about 99.99% sure Shannon is in on this mess, r314. I think it's at Tamrat's insistence.

I wonder if Andy has been planning to bring Tamrat back all along.

by Anonymousreply 31506/01/2020

Wow, r314. OK, wow.

I have always been 100% honest about my life since I've been on the show. How DARE you insinuate I'm in cahoots with Tamra. I'm done with her!!

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WOW, r317. You conveniently failed to mention those frozen crab cakes are part of my Real for Real QVC line.

by Anonymousreply 31806/02/2020 I am the best friend to everyone. Just ask...okay...maybe...Archie, help me out. What's that? I should kill them all? Oh Archie, you are so sweet.

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by Anonymousreply 32006/02/2020

You're a regular Eleanor Roosevelt in a garter belt r320!

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by Anonymousreply 32206/02/2020

OR my garter belt r322!

John! John! Where did this come from??

by Anonymousreply 32306/02/2020

R323 Wow. Okay, Little Miss 30-Year Old. You are NOT invited to see my daughters perform in their band.

by Anonymousreply 32406/02/2020

I weep r324.

by Anonymousreply 32506/02/2020

R325. Wow. Okay. You just sit there and cry while I storm off. I have in-laws who hate me that I have to avoid!

by Anonymousreply 32606/02/2020

You drove him to beat your ass r326!

by Anonymousreply 32706/02/2020

R327 Wow. Okay. You'll find out the truth. YOU'LL ALL FIND OUT THE TRUTH!

by Anonymousreply 32806/02/2020

r328 Shannon, you already revealed the truth when you called the police on David for beating your ass!

by Anonymousreply 32906/02/2020

I think she’s having a psychotic break. I once played a nurse on Suddenly Susan and I am married to a doctor so I have medical knowledge.

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R330 Your appearance on Hawaii Five-0 traumatized my daughters! I'm done. I'M DONE!

by Anonymousreply 33206/02/2020

It was a BDSM game, r331 ....

by Anonymousreply 33306/02/2020

R333. Wow. Okay. I'm getting in my pretend coffin now. I'm done.

by Anonymousreply 33406/02/2020

Whew, r334. Dodged a bullet.

by Anonymousreply 33506/02/2020

If Shannon is Francine Fishpaw, who is her Cuddles-Dr Moon or Archie?

And does the future Mrs Beador have cornrows?

by Anonymousreply 33606/02/2020

This thread is becoming a DL CLASSIC.

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by Anonymousreply 33806/02/2020

Shannon r338, your morning Seroquel is wearing off.

by Anonymousreply 33906/02/2020

Is she having a psychotic break? Do we need to call an ambulance?

by Anonymousreply 34006/02/2020

r314 I just realized that Shannon still follows Edwina on Instagram. So either 1) John J. is servicing Eddie's hungry hole or 2) the whole "Shannon is ignoring me!!!" is totally staged by Tamrat

by Anonymousreply 34106/02/2020

I’m just trying to keep Shannon’s daughters from pole dancing in the future. That’s what happens when your parents are deranged. If Shannon keeps hanging out with Kelly Dodd the Beador girls will end up pulling a train like Kelly.

Instead of being applauded for my efforts I am being CRUCIFIED LIKE JESUS ON THE CROSS.

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by Anonymousreply 34406/02/2020

Shannon, I simply despise you.

What a sow.

And those hoglet daughters.

Poor, poor, poor Archie.

by Anonymousreply 34506/02/2020

r345 CHILDREN ARE OFF LIMITS YOU FUCKING BITCH. My daughters are the next fucking Hansen!

by Anonymousreply 34606/02/2020

I found it hilarious how Shannon referred to David's mistress as the AFFAIR.

"If David ever talks to his affair again, I'm done!"

by Anonymousreply 34706/02/2020

Shannon, I despise you so much that I have broken the kids off limits rule.

Your daughters are Jabba The Huts crossed with the band Haim crossed with Seabiscuit..

And the picture, is not pretty!

Archie hates you.

by Anonymousreply 34806/02/2020

R347 THIS PERSON RUINED MY PERFECT LIFE AND SOILED MY KIDS. Now I just call her the bag of dicks.

by Anonymousreply 34906/02/2020

r348 - David Beador

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by Anonymousreply 35106/02/2020

I pray everyday for this shrill harpie.

by Anonymousreply 35206/02/2020

Wow, r352. Wow. I'm already a Christian and I prayed that God would make me a better wife so David wouldn't cheat again or hit me anymore.

by Anonymousreply 35306/02/2020

David should’ve hit her harder

by Anonymousreply 35406/02/2020

Wow, r354. Are you SERIOUS? My husband DID NOT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! And he pleaded guilty to battery but there was NOTHING PHYSICAL and at least he never FAKED CANCER.

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R356 I'm really uncomfortable with your talk of homosexuality. I'm going home to pray and try and get pregnant by my Christian heterosexual husband before we work on our glitzy Orange County lifestyle magazine no one's ever heard of.

by Anonymousreply 35706/02/2020

r356 Wow..okay wow...Lydia. I didn't want to do this but I caught your husband pulling the padge to shirtless pictures of David.

by Anonymousreply 35806/02/2020

r358 Shannon, you should look into bearding.

by Anonymousreply 35906/02/2020

R358 I will pray for you, Shannon, even though you and me - it doesn't look like we're gonna be friends.

by Anonymousreply 36006/02/2020

WOW, r360. OK. I never wanted to be your friend!

by Anonymousreply 36106/02/2020

I'll be FRIENDS!!!!

by Anonymousreply 36206/02/2020

R362 I DON'T EVEN WANT ANY OF YOUR CRAPPY PURSES! I was carrying purses since before you were born, little miss 40-something! I'm done!

by Anonymousreply 36306/02/2020

I don’t know her.

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by Anonymousreply 36506/02/2020

Shannon r365, I think you'd benefit from daily visits to my office. Your bellybutton is communicating with the Hydra constellation and trying to convey your acute distress to the universe.

Kindly pay for entire month upfront.

by Anonymousreply 36606/03/2020

Mr. Janssen pings.

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r367 Tamara stop letting Eddie fuck my men okay? Wow.

by Anonymousreply 36806/03/2020

Ahh .... yes ....... I stopped r368

by Anonymousreply 36906/03/2020

r369 you sure your heart can take it>? Should I send John over with some herbal remedies and CBD Oil?

by Anonymousreply 37006/03/2020

Where is this Fun Shannon I’ve heard about. This Shannon just shrieks obscenities at friends/cast members.

by Anonymousreply 37106/03/2020

Yes PLEASE r370!

by Anonymousreply 37206/03/2020

r371 WOW. OK. While I have your attention: I'm NOTHING like your mentally ill mother! IT'S NOT MY FUCKING MENTAL ILLNESS BITCH!!

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by Anonymousreply 37406/03/2020

Simmer down, r374

by Anonymousreply 37506/03/2020

Hi Shannon!!

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by Anonymousreply 37706/03/2020

I am 1000% convinced David picked an engagement ring that cost $150k - $200k as a giant FUCK YOU to Shannon - that's more than a year of alimony.

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by Anonymousreply 37906/03/2020

Shannon r379, need I remind you David was shacking up with a trailer trash ho-bag weeks after dumping your whiny ass?

by Anonymousreply 38006/03/2020

Are we friends or not? If not, I'm gonna start unblocking Alexis .....and then you'll be sorry!

by Anonymousreply 38106/03/2020

I’ve heard elderly women like Shannon lose their minds once menopause hits. She’s fat, dried up and of no biological use any longer.

by Anonymousreply 38206/03/2020

r382 Shannon lost her mind when teething hit, dear

by Anonymousreply 38306/04/2020

WOW, r382. You know what, Meghan? I'm not listening to a THIRTY YEAR OLD!! I have a rockin' hot bod, a successful QVC food line (check it out!), and friends who love me!!!!

I don't need reassurance from anyone!

John Janssen is here with me and he agrees that I am smart, beautiful, and successful!!

by Anonymousreply 38406/04/2020

DL fave Heather Dubrow weighs in!

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Whoa, she’s still fat and insane .

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r386 WOW. OK. Dr. Tim, I thought you were my friend.

John Janssen said to knock it off!

by Anonymousreply 38806/04/2020

I don't understand how ANYONE who has seen even a single episode of RHOC would willingly enter into a relationship with either Shannon or David.

But I suppose there really is a lid for every pot.

by Anonymousreply 38906/05/2020

R389 The opportunity for 15 minutes of fame is worth just about anything to some extremely thirsty people.

by Anonymousreply 39006/05/2020

r390 that's interesting. I've really never understood the desire to be famous for fame's sake.

I'm an academic and I would like to be famous - maybe that's not the right word - maybe respected in my field based on my writing and research alone. I dislike the cult of personality in academia (Avital Ronell, I'm looking at you)

by Anonymousreply 39106/05/2020

R391 Wanting to be famous and wanting to be respected in one's field are two very different things, and often diametrically opposed.

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r390 WOW. Okay. Are you kidding me? I dutifully mix a drink (and make it a double!) every time John Janssen asks me. We are NEVER thirsty.

And my drinks are a great way to wash down my QVC Real for Real food line.

by Anonymousreply 39306/05/2020

Wow, OP and everyone else on this thread. WOW. Okay. Now you've put horrendous lies about me out into the universe and you can't even apologize? Are you kidding me?


by Anonymousreply 39406/07/2020

Will Ms. Dubrow make a comeback?

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Heather is one of those housewives that I found insufferable when she was on the show but really miss her presence now that she’s gone, like Bethenny or Phaedra.

by Anonymousreply 39606/09/2020

R396. Wow. Okay. This thread is about me, not Heather. SHE'S NOT EVEN ON THE SHOW, BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 39706/09/2020

r396 I feel the only thing that will save this crap fest is if Heather and Kelly are on it together.

Get rid of Gina and Emily (and her closeted troll / Mormon husband)

by Anonymousreply 39806/09/2020

Move it along, Toots r397!

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If they brought these two on the show, I would tune in every week to see Shannon have multiple nervous breakdowns.

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Yes, Shannon r400 ... Madame is the greatest star of them all.

by Anonymousreply 40206/09/2020

They should add Taylor Armstrong to this franchise she’s nuts and she’s Vicki’s neighbor in Coto

by Anonymousreply 40306/09/2020

That would be epic r403

Shannon and Taylor could exchange abuse stories

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Don't talk to me about getting beaten, Shannon! I'm like Jesus being nailed to the cross, unjustly accused!

by Anonymousreply 40606/09/2020

Wow, r406. I'm a devout Christian and ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

by Anonymousreply 40706/09/2020

My prediction: Kelly Dodd gets fired, Tamrat and Heather return

by Anonymousreply 40806/10/2020

Tamrat and Edwina need to do their own spinoff. It could center on building something from that crumbling gym. The oldest son is all fucked the fuck up, her kids hate her, Vicki is avail ( to pose as an Ethel) , that in it's self is enough storyboard to bring the cameras outta storage. Oh! and don't forget Heather as a special appearance posh foil. She's so parched she her tongue is swelling!

by Anonymousreply 40906/10/2020

WOW, r409. Okay. This thread is about ME and any RHOC spinoffs will feature ME, John Janssen, my daughter's band, and ARCHIE

by Anonymousreply 41006/11/2020

R410 Sorry, Shannon. Since you're so declasse as to not even wear a mask when you're out and not social distancing, I shun you from my high class circle of friends.

Oh, and I did an episode of Hawaii Five-0 that traumatized my children, but not as much as you and your crazy ex-husband traumatize yours.

by Anonymousreply 41106/11/2020


And my kids are doing great. And the only traumatic thing that ever happened during my marriage is when you kicked me out of your house!

by Anonymousreply 41206/11/2020

Remember when she grabbed her huge belly at my party and screamed , “THIS IS STRESS!! THIS IS VICKI GUNVALSON!!”

What a lunatic

by Anonymousreply 41306/11/2020

R412 Kicking you out of my fabulous house was one of the best moments of my life! Besides, Terry and I were on our way to our in-home theater to watch my guest appearance on Malibu Country, and you weren't invited.

by Anonymousreply 41406/11/2020

She was such an embarrassment that season r413. Every time she met someone new she said, "My name is Shannon, I have gotten fat, and MY HUSBAND DOES NOT BEAT ME!!!"

by Anonymousreply 41506/11/2020

R415 Wow. Okay. You were at my barbecue and I DIDN'T EVEN TALK TO YOU, BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 41606/11/2020

Do you trust David, r416?

by Anonymousreply 41706/11/2020

I'm coming back to the show, Shannon, and you're still now allowed in my house!

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WOW, r418. Okay. At least John Janssen doesn't look like Scott Thorson after all the surgeries (unlike Terry!).

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by Anonymousreply 41906/11/2020

I totally see Shan and Heath teaming up and becoming a 'force' on that show. However, the current cast collectively seems below Heathers standing.

by Anonymousreply 42006/11/2020

Wow r420. Are you KIDDING me? She kicked me out of her home! No teaming up!

by Anonymousreply 42106/11/2020

R419 At least I have a husband. And children who aren't damaged.

by Anonymousreply 42206/11/2020

Okay, r422. WOW. Are you kidding me? David and I are great parents. He never beat me in front of the kids!


by Anonymousreply 42306/11/2020

R423 Enjoy your little TV dinner business, Shannon, dear. Meanwhile, Terry and I will enjoy sales of our own brand of prosecco and high end hand sanitizer, which we'll never sell to you, because you have lung damage.

by Anonymousreply 42406/11/2020

Okay, r424. Wow. It's Real for Real through QVC. Both delicious and low-calorie. And perfect for busy, successful, professional women LIKE ME!!

by Anonymousreply 42506/11/2020

R424 Professional hypochondriac and false head injury victim, maybe.

by Anonymousreply 42606/11/2020

Wow, r426. Okay. I had BLURRY VISION and a SPLITTING HEADACHE. Which NEVER happened when David totally didn't beat me!

by Anonymousreply 42706/11/2020

Yeah, well, I was in an overturned dune buggy, you STUPID CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 42806/11/2020

Such language, r428! So déclassé.

by Anonymousreply 42906/11/2020

R429 Oh, yeah? I have my own vitamin water that I sell at low budget entrepreneurial trade shows from a pop up booth. I'm a real live smart, brainy business woman, so you can just fuck off, you ugly pig!

by Anonymousreply 43006/12/2020

Wow, r429 and r430. Okay. Get out of my thread!!!!

by Anonymousreply 43106/12/2020

R431 Go stick a pot on your head and find me a mallet, you stupid cunt!

by Anonymousreply 43206/12/2020

r432 consider it done.

by Anonymousreply 43306/12/2020

R433 Are you KIDDING ME? You abused me and I had to hide in the closet! That's why now I have a LUNG CONDITION! Enjoy your little 30-year old girlfriend. Are you gonna take a video that shows your bare ass?!

by Anonymousreply 43406/12/2020

Enjoy QVC, r434, while I enjoy my $200K engagement ring, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 43506/12/2020

r435, Why don't you brag more about your ring while Black men are being killed on the streets? I am giving a percentage of a portion of a percentage of my profits to BLM and teaching Archie not to bite black people....anymore.

by Anonymousreply 43606/12/2020

[quote]I am giving a percentage of a portion of a percentage of my profits to BLM

So you're donating $5 r436?

by Anonymousreply 43706/12/2020

R437 Why don't you give ME a portion of your profits, since I've been mistreated more than any black person ever! I'm like Jesus being nailed to the cross!

by Anonymousreply 43806/12/2020

R437 Wow. Okay. Your husband cheated on you, too, bitch! THAT'S WHY YOU LEFT THE SHOW!

by Anonymousreply 43906/12/2020

Wow, r438. Okay. But did you ever have to hide from David in a closet?

by Anonymousreply 44006/12/2020

[This thread is CLASSIC DL and I am LOVING it]

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by Anonymousreply 44206/12/2020

r442 WOW. Okay. Was this before or after you made me gain 40 lbs???

by Anonymousreply 44306/12/2020

R443 If you had just come to Cut Fitness, we could have helped you! Instead, we had to take fat Emily!

by Anonymousreply 44406/12/2020

Vicki and Tamra will just not let it go that they were fired.

by Anonymousreply 44506/12/2020

r444 Wow. Okay. You gaslit me for years BITCH!

And John Janssen says you're a bad influence!

by Anonymousreply 44606/12/2020

R445 I wasn't fired! I l left the show because I was really, really upset over my ex-husband's cancer! Or Eddie's a-fib! Or my daughter shunning me! Or my suicidal son! Or the fact that I couldn't enter a hot bod contest this year!

by Anonymousreply 44706/12/2020

Wow, r447. You're off the show, now get off my thread!

by Anonymousreply 44806/12/2020

r447 Wow..Okay,,,wow - I told you to go to my doctor for Eddie but you refused..that and he blew David,..

by Anonymousreply 44906/12/2020

Shannon is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

I took Shannon to McDonald's and she got stuck in the arches. I had to butter her thighs to get her out. I stood in front of her with a Twinkie and said, 'Come and GET IT.'

I took Shannon to Sea World. It was so embarrassing. Shamu the Whale jumps out of the water; she asks 'Does he come with fries?'

Mosquitoes see Shannon and scream, 'Buffet!'

Shannon pierced her ears and gravy ran out.

Shannon has more chins than a Chinese phone book

by Anonymousreply 45006/12/2020

Wow, r450. Okay. Have you been talking to David???

by Anonymousreply 45106/12/2020

R444 Leave me out of this. You know I'm only fat because I'm married to a gay Mormon who can't even stand to be in the same room as me.

by Anonymousreply 45206/12/2020

WOW, r452. What you doing on MY thread? Shouldn't you be attending to your kids, your troll, I mean, your husband, and your mentally ill mother?

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by Anonymousreply 45406/12/2020

r454 Emily you really need to get off the carbs and the roids.

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by Anonymousreply 45606/13/2020

I'd like to shove the plate that wasn't yours down your gaping hag pie hole.

Oh by the way, John Janssen mounted me last night!!!

by Anonymousreply 45706/13/2020

Wow, r457. Okay. I don't think that's true because John Janssen spent the night here letting me emasculate him!

by Anonymousreply 45806/13/2020

r457 and r458 - you're BOTH wrong.

John Janssen spent the night servicing my hungry hole.

by Anonymousreply 45906/13/2020 None of you are correct. John was in Archie's crate. He was a bad boy and had to be punished.

by Anonymousreply 46006/14/2020

r460 Shannon, dear, please take your Seroquel-Geodon-Latuda-Klonopin cocktail, get off the computer, and stop making up lies about our "sex life"!

Everyone knows you hate sex.

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r462 Shannon, dear, if I do return to RHOC, do you think you could manage to be a little less EXHAUSTING?

by Anonymousreply 46306/14/2020

This poor fat cow called for a reservation to eat at Villa Blanca and I instructed the hostess to say no. The doorways aren’t wide enough and the floors not reinforced enough for someone of her....bulk.

by Anonymousreply 46406/14/2020

Wow, r464. Okay.


by Anonymousreply 46506/14/2020

If they bring Taylor to the OC, she should co-found a domestic violence survivors foundation with Shannon "I Start Charities" Beador

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by Anonymousreply 46806/14/2020

Are you kidding me?! I tried to get your toothless, big-dicked boyfriend NATURAL CANCER TREATMENTS, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CANCER! I'm done.

by Anonymousreply 46906/14/2020

Good, r469. Get off MY show!

And when John Janssen beats your whiny ass, don't call me screaming for your life ... again!

by Anonymousreply 47006/14/2020

Wow. Okay. John never beat my ass! But Eddie fucked your son's!

by Anonymousreply 47106/14/2020

That will do, r470/r471!

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by Anonymousreply 47306/14/2020

I wonder if Shannon has family members who have tried to get of her the show ... for her sake and her daughters' sake

by Anonymousreply 47406/15/2020

Tamrat calls for Kelly Dodd's firing

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Who does one root for here. They’re all pieces of garbage.

by Anonymousreply 47606/17/2020

Wow, r476. Okay. This isn't even their fucking thread!

by Anonymousreply 47706/17/2020

R477 We all know you've called the police on black guys walking down the street of your RENTED HOUSE, you bitch!

by Anonymousreply 47806/17/2020

Wow, r478. Okay. I have only called the police on David because we had a VERBAL ARGUMENT, BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 47906/17/2020

It's a good thing he's not black, BECAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE SHOT HIM!

by Anonymousreply 48006/17/2020

WOW, r480. Okay. That's not even my fucking prejudice, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 48106/17/2020

R481 At least you never went to a restaurant and summoned a black customer who you thought was the waiter!

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At least you didn't try to buy an 8 ball off of him r482 (like Kelly)

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Sha' , Why don't I show you lil of the sumpin-sumpin I laid on Vickie and Edwina ? Make a woman outta ya !

by Anonymousreply 48606/17/2020

Wow, r486. Okay. John's janssen is MORE than enough man for me!

by Anonymousreply 48706/18/2020

R487 Me, too. I'm still having trouble walking.

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by Anonymousreply 48906/18/2020

R489 Which is why you're still single. How do you think I got a wife...and afib?

by Anonymousreply 49006/18/2020

Wow, r490. Okay. I have John Janssen who is the GREATEST MAN of all TIME and who wrote me this completely understated yet sincere message for my birthday!

[quote]Our connection and chemistry are what people dream about. You are my person; the one I was meant to be with, the one that makes me feel whole. I started falling in love with you almost immediately and my love has grown ever stronger as our time together has flown by. I find myself thinking and wondering at times if this is real, how did I get so blessed? Then I look into your beautiful eyes and know it IS real and it is how our world should be. You are such an amazing woman and you surprise me every day. I have never believed that a woman could be so loving, generous, intelligent, creative, determined, funny, fun loving, hardworking, successful, down to earth, nurturing, protective, loyal, encouraging, and have my back no matter what. Then I met you; you are all of that and more. he timing was bad and made no sense to either of us or to any of our friends and family. I was not in the right frame of mind to meet anyone and was just trying to get my balance. You were not looking for a relationship, but rather were just spending time and having fun with friends after an emotional two years of ending your marriage. But once we were introduced something inside me knew that I had to talk to you. We started with encouraging texts that warmed my heart and then phone calls for hours that flowed so effortlessly and then came the group date. I took you and a friend of ours out to dinner. The night ended with you and I singing karaoke duets at the Elks club and then talking one on one until the Elks staff told us they needed to lock up. Since that night you and I have been inseparable, literally. I have never in my life spent so much concentrated time with anyone. I never tire of you, but rather thrive in your company. You are my best friend and the woman I can not live without. Happy birthday!!!!! I love you with all of my heart and soul. You are my forever and ever amen.

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R491 You forced him to write that at gunpoint, you fat, lying, pig bitch!

by Anonymousreply 49206/18/2020

Please, r492. Everyone knows she wrote it herself.

by Anonymousreply 49306/18/2020

Shannon reminds me of Betty Broderick. The same anger at being cast aside after getting fat , shrill and dried up; being replaced by an indifferent husband with someone young and vibrant.

I’m an expert on Betty because I auditioned to play one of the daughters in Betty Broderick::A Woman Scorned.

Shannon has that same menopausal , late in life lesbian rage that Meredith Baxter has. You know what I mean-too fat and angry to entice men so you take a dip in the lady pond as Andy Cohen says.

I’m so worried that Shannon will drive her Suburban through David’s bedroom window like Betty. It’s why I tried to have her committed to a facility by Terry at least twice.

by Anonymousreply 49406/18/2020

I always knew Shannon was a frigid suppressed lesbian bitch r494.

by Anonymousreply 49506/18/2020

The plot thickens! Kelly responds to Tamrat!

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I still say Kelly should be transferred to NY so Dorinda can destroy her.

by Anonymousreply 49706/19/2020

Wow, r497. Okay. This thread is about ME and not KELLY "Fox News" DODD!

by Anonymousreply 49806/19/2020

R498 Bitch, you're boring. Go eat your fucking TV dinners.

by Anonymousreply 49906/20/2020

It actually is incredibly pathetic how Vicki and Tamra just can't accept they were let go.

Do they really think being this desperate on social media will garner them a return to the show?

by Anonymousreply 50006/20/2020 Kelly Dodd. THAT IS NOT EVEN MY FUCKING TV DINNER YOU BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 50106/20/2020

The only thing less “fun” than Fat Shannon is chemotherapy. She needs a good fuck. Call me Shannon, Girth Brooks will help you out.

by Anonymousreply 50206/20/2020

R502. Wow. Okay. You know I can't handle girth BECAUSE I HAVE A LUNG INFECTION!

by Anonymousreply 50306/20/2020

Daddy wants me to call Lesley “Mom.” Is that ok Mommy?

by Anonymousreply 50406/20/2020

R504 Are you KIDDING me?! That's it. I'm no longer subsidizing your rock band, and you're now forced to eat my shitty TV dinners every night for a month.

by Anonymousreply 50506/20/2020

Okay. I have a confession.

I found Brooks (the one with teeth) incredibly hot.

And the big penis reveal, made him even hotter.

What is wrong with me.?????

Oh, and Shannon- FUCK YOU. When you die I hope Archie eats your old fat carcass.

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Funny, r506. I find David and his sociopath eyes extremely sexy.

You KNOW he throws a mean fuck.

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R508- David does NOTHING for me!

And Shannon FUCKED THAT PIGFUCKER +multiple times+ to pop out an untalented version of the band HAIM???

Shannon, you are a sick FUCK and I suspect 2 of the 3 daughters like vagine.

And R508- I love you and forgive you for your questionable taste. David actually frightens me. He may throw a mean fuck, but then does he kill ya?

Brooks has that big thick penis, that balding Daddy thing, nice eyes, and that fake southern accent that I am a SUCKER for!

by Anonymousreply 50906/20/2020

Lol r509. No accounting for taste.

Apparently David has some weird S&M kinks (per DL ...)

I bet a billion dollars he's roughed up some hookers in his day.

by Anonymousreply 51006/20/2020

Hi Lesley Cook r504!!

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I used you to try to piss off Shannon, and that saddens me!

David (for his age) has a good body, he took care of his face, built up a business- cannot say much about him. I kind of understand the appeal.

And fuck, I clearly have some kind of taste-- in balding grifters who fake cancer!!!

by Anonymousreply 51206/20/2020

I can understand the Brooks appeal, r512. As person, I actually find him less odious than David.

by Anonymousreply 51306/20/2020

Wow, r512. Okay. I'm not pissed off so that was a fail you fucking bitch!!!

by Anonymousreply 51406/20/2020

R514- Shannon, Jesus HATES you.

by Anonymousreply 51506/20/2020

Shannon- Your cunt drips acid, Jesus HATES you, and your own parents discussed for YEARS why they didn't abort you, despite it being against their religion.

by Anonymousreply 51606/20/2020

WOW, r515 / r516. Okay. John Janssen says to knock it off!

by Anonymousreply 51706/20/2020

Shannon- John Janssen has a Microdick.

In fact, I heard on the OC streets that your gangrened and old lady clit, is bigger than his microdick!!

Thoughts, Shannon?

by Anonymousreply 51806/20/2020

Wow, r528. Okay. He is very well endowed!!!

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I can't lie. I find this guy VERY attractive.

I'm gonna take him from you, Shannon!!!!!

Oh to be in a Brooks and John Janssen sandwich!!!!

by Anonymousreply 52006/20/2020

Wow, r520. Are you kidding me? John Janssen would never cheat on me!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 52106/20/2020 All of you need to take some tesnsion tamer tea and see my doctor because CLEARLY YOU CANNOT SEE!! DAVID IS A FUCKING MONSTER, MY DAUGHTERS ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL LIKE GIGI HADID AND JOHN HAS A HUGE THICK PENIS!! EDDIE EVEN SAYS SO YOU FUCKIN BITCH!!

by Anonymousreply 52206/20/2020

Something about Shannon makes fucking with her utterly irresistible.

This scene will never stop being funny to me.

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That IS a great episode. R523. Once of OC's final classic episodes. Let's be real, this franchise (despite being the OG of it all) is pretty lackluster in many ways. But The Quiet Woman is a classic. And its all because of Sharon being such a harpy, fat, pig, cunt, and dumpy bitch!

by Anonymousreply 52406/20/2020

Love you, Sharon!

by Anonymousreply 52506/20/2020

I REALLY hope the real Shannon is aware of this thread!

by Anonymousreply 52606/20/2020

R519 Where hell are his EYEBROWS!!?? OMG!!

by Anonymousreply 52706/20/2020

Holy shit R527- I never noticed that!!!

He looks VERY hot in other pictures!

I was shocked that Shannon could get HOT DICK like that, until I realized that she doesn't enjoy dick!!

She enjoys her own misery!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 52806/20/2020

Trust me, r528. If he picked Shannon he has major issues. If Shannon picked him he is probably controlling or abusive in some way.

There is no way she'd abide someone who actually respected her.

by Anonymousreply 52906/20/2020

R529 Wow...Okay....Wow...HE IS NOT CONTROLLING YOU FUCKING BITCH..Oh sorry he said I should apologize. So sorry.

by Anonymousreply 53006/20/2020

ROT IN HELL SHANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 53106/20/2020

r531 Wow...Okay..Wow. You can benefit from my frozen meals. Watch for .me on QVC

by Anonymousreply 53206/20/2020

Shannon r530 you were so easy to manipulate, control, gaslight, and abuse that our marriage got very boring very quickly.

by Anonymousreply 53306/20/2020

LICK MY CUNT SHANNON! I wouldn't give your FROZEN MEALS to a DEAD BODY or a LIVE DOG!!!!!!! Can you please ROT???? Fuck you!

by Anonymousreply 53406/20/2020

r534 = Lesley Cook

by Anonymousreply 53506/20/2020

Christ, I hate Shannon so much that I just WW'ed fake David!!!! We love you David!!!

Shannon is a hag, pig, and CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 53606/20/2020

Wow, r536. Okay. Are you serious? I had to hide from David in a closet because he was beating me!!!

by Anonymousreply 53706/20/2020

Oh my god, I love our DL Shannon, so much. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. Real Shannon- I hope you die.

by Anonymousreply 53806/20/2020

Wow, r538. Okay. Are you serious? On days I take both Geodon and Seroquel there is no "DL Shannon" and "Real Shannon" - there is just SHANNON!

by Anonymousreply 53906/20/2020

Shannon- Please fuck yourself and die?

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A dildo is the only thing getting stuffed into that dried up old hole, you old menopausal HAG.

by Anonymousreply 54206/20/2020

R542, Kelly. I thought we moved past this. THAT IS NOT EVEN MY DILDO YOU FUCKING BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 54306/21/2020

So NOW, Tamrat is supporting Sha,non( Oh, wait thats the Watts bitch) Shannon, I mean,..saying she's good for TV. Looks like Shannon and Tamrat had a storyline meeting over cocktails and tappas.

by Anonymousreply 54406/21/2020

Wow, r544. Okay. Are you kidding me? I'm currently busy engulfing John Janssen and have no space in my calendar for Tamrat!!

by Anonymousreply 54506/21/2020

I'm making you more than you'd ever be without me!

by Anonymousreply 54606/21/2020

During the last season they were married, David looked like he wanted to kill Fat Shannon. There’s a scene where he’s shoving potato chips into his mouth in front of her while she brays about the struggle of weight loss. She’s lucky she didn’t end up like Shannen Watts.

by Anonymousreply 54706/21/2020

Wow. Okay. WOW. Are you kidding me r546? I don't need ANYONE'S support. I am an INDEPENDENT WOMAN. Isn't that right, John? John?!!

by Anonymousreply 54806/21/2020

I'm sure he's stuffed a dead hooker or two into the cement of an overpass on the 5 r547

You know those construction workers.

by Anonymousreply 54906/21/2020

It's the goat eyes ... I wouldn't get into a car alone with him. ^^^^

by Anonymousreply 55006/21/2020

Wow, r550. Okay. He never beat me in the car!!

by Anonymousreply 55106/21/2020

r551 - I am not a Victim, I am a survivor, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP! I AM THE BEYONCE NOW BITCHES.

by Anonymousreply 55206/21/2020

r552 Shannon! Get off the desktop! Medication time!

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by Anonymousreply 55406/21/2020

Can you imagine how their daughters feel having these two for parents?

I feel sorry for them.

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by Anonymousreply 55606/21/2020

Last I heard it was DAVID that wanted a strap on. I guess begging nagged to death by a fat menopausal cow like you wasn’t enough domination for him.

by Anonymousreply 55706/21/2020

I bet Terry would give his ass up to Edwina...or has.

by Anonymousreply 55806/21/2020

r557 Wow..Okay..Wow. Vicki, you should be the last person to talk about their men taking it up the ass,,,cough,,BROOKS,,,cough..STEVE...cough...DON.

by Anonymousreply 55906/22/2020

The reason I was uncomfortable at Hamburger Marys-besides the godless sodomites and my stupid Charlie Chaplin costume-was seeing hulking, shrieking Shannon dressed as a man. She was too good at the part. She’s just not feminine.

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by Anonymousreply 56006/22/2020

Deep down, Shannon must know her daughters are going to seek out creeps like David.

by Anonymousreply 56106/22/2020

I would never miss an episode of RHOC if they added Lesley Cook to the cast (and of course kept Shannon). Please let this happen. Between Lesley and Shannon, and Lesley and Kelly, it would be reality TV GOLD.

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by Anonymousreply 56206/22/2020

Tam and Vic have already been spotted with Les having tequila shots at Tom Tom before going to Lisa's to meet up with Project Runway and Queer Eye producers for a spinoff Executively Produced by Heather and Terry. Andy has not been cc'd on any of their emails and that's by design.

by Anonymousreply 56306/22/2020

David strikes me as a major coke head.

by Anonymousreply 56406/22/2020

Meghans's ex-husband, whatshisname, has had some work done and makes me want to bombard him with constant presentations of my hole! He looks beyond fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 56506/22/2020

Wow, r565. Okay. HE'S NOT EVEN ON THE SHOW ANYMORE. And neither is little miss 30-something.

by Anonymousreply 56606/22/2020 I START CHARITIES MEGAN..

by Anonymousreply 56706/22/2020

I'm sure you're charitable, Shannon dear r567. After all, you're servicing John Janssen on the regular.

I'm charitable too. But try not to think about me riding David all night long.

by Anonymousreply 56806/22/2020

Wow...Okay..Wow Leslie get used to this phrase, DUCK!

by Anonymousreply 56906/22/2020

Shannon r569, YOU EXHAUST ME.

How did David do it??

by Anonymousreply 57006/22/2020

John Janssen has really strong family values!

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by Anonymousreply 57106/23/2020

Apparently, John "family values" Janssen's divorce was particularly contentious. It dragged on for five years, and he eventually gained sole custody of their three children. At one point the court ordered there was to be "no corporal punishment" of the children.

I gather he has a penchant for crazy women.

by Anonymousreply 57206/23/2020

I would like to add at r571 ... this is one of the things that irritates me the most about Shannon. Why can't she just be happy in a relationship? Why does she have to scream I AM SO HAPPY!!!!! all the time? Doesn't she realize all her oversharing diminishes things a bit? She all but admitted seeking fan approval about her love life in the linked video. She is close to 60. I could excuse this nonsense if she were still in her 20s, but she has daughters who are almost adults. A great example she sets.

She really must be the most insecure housewife in the history of the show. It't not endearing or entertaining. It's sad and rather pathetic.

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by Anonymousreply 57406/23/2020

Shannon r574, please. You did you same thing with David ... the "WE ARE SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!" tour when he was beating your ass and having BDSM threesomes with couples


by Anonymousreply 57606/23/2020

r576 Shannon I hope "reaD Between These lines" refers to DBT, because lord knows you need it

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by Anonymousreply 57706/23/2020

Wow. Okay. You took me and our homely, untalented daughters to a GODDAMN SALOON FOR MY BIRTHDAY! I'm done. I'm done. I'm in a relationship with the best, sexiest, minimally violent man ever! So have fun with your Little Miss 30-year old!

by Anonymousreply 57806/23/2020

r578 Shannon, you're a DSM diagnosis unto itself.

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by Anonymousreply 58106/23/2020 FUCK YOU FANCY PANTS AND YOUR JEW CHILDREN

by Anonymousreply 58206/23/2020

Shannon and John did a Facebook video together a few months ago (which I can't link; thanks Muriel!!)

He came across as rather cocky and pleased with himself. I found him annoying and I'm curious how he'll be portrayed on the show.

by Anonymousreply 58306/23/2020

WOW, r583. Okay. Are you serious? John Janssen is the humblest man I've ever met!! If you ask him to describe himself, he will gladly tell you how humble and modest he is.

And he is especially humble when he's pointing out the errors of my ways to me!!!

by Anonymousreply 58406/23/2020

r584 Your grammar was terrible in that post. I am angry now.

by Anonymousreply 58506/23/2020

Wow, r585. Okay. But please don't be mad at me, okay? I'm sorry! I'll try harder!

by Anonymousreply 58606/23/2020

R586 You can make it up to me by posting a Tik Tok extolling my virtues and your total devotion to me. But don't let your homely daughters participate in it. I want lots of views.

by Anonymousreply 58706/23/2020

Wow, r587. Okay. Are you kidding me? I will need you to give much more specific directions because I don't want to make a mistake and make you angry!!

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by Anonymousreply 58906/23/2020

It's so clear Shannon's "John has very strong family values" comment means "John is a man and I will defer to him in everything."

She is as transparent as cellophane.

by Anonymousreply 59006/23/2020

Wow, okay. Almost six hundred replies?

Time for a new thread, bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 59106/23/2020

R589 Just look up your daughters diddling themselves on Tik Tok to learn all you need to know, you fat pig.

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by Anonymousreply 59306/23/2020

I don't like Kelly's veneers. They are too fake looking and too big.

They always bother me.

by Anonymousreply 59406/24/2020

My boobs are also too fake and too big and they bother me.

by Anonymousreply 59506/24/2020

Did Vicki ever actually have multiple partners in her life? I bet no.

by Anonymousreply 59606/24/2020

Is Tamra coming back to the show?

by Anonymousreply 59706/24/2020


by Anonymousreply 59806/24/2020

you know what's coming back?

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