Closeted Gay Daddy called the police after being robbed by a male sex worker!

which one of you bitches did this happen to?

Aaaaa hahahahahaha

[quote] Keys, 56, had been employed as a Bible studies teacher at a local religious school,

A Bible Studies teacher of course.

I felt mildly bad for him until I read he teaches bible studies!

Arrest him for not social distancing!!!

What I want to know is how he is still arranging sex trysts with whores on Craigslist?

“Soliciting sodomy”??? LOL! Why would anyone want to live in a backwards hellhole like Georgia? Or any of the south for that matter?🙅🏻‍♂️

Craigslist got ruined for us regular sluts but the actual whores are still getting paid?!?

Now, the important question: Does he have a wife and kids?

Unconstitutional charge. Void. Sue them.

How much do you want to bet this guy voted Trump?

What R6 said. Maybe Craigslist was a cover story, as well, it was really Rentman or something. In any case, sad what the police did, it's the reason many crimes aren't reported (by escorts as well as the buyers).

I wonder what type of whores he hired.

Do they arrest straight people too who solicit sodomy?🤔

maybe like La Sentrice, he "never found the right girl" lol

I can see why he would have to pay for sex. Though teaching bible studies he would have plenty of victims (students) to help him out and not have to resort to paying a whore.

PinkNews isn't exactly helping assuage his outed closeted-ness by plastering his photo on the link previews to their article about him.😂

Keys should have made it more clear that he was soliciting a "troubled young man" for the purposes of conducting Bible study and "ministering."

This is a bullshit charge and he should sue. It sucks that he was hiding as a Bible teacher... when he obviously lived another way. Shocking

So many of those Evangelical bible-y men seem to be closetcases and dirty sluts of the worst kind!

I hope the guy doesn't end his life over this. I can't believe sodomy laws still exist.

Scumbag move by the police.

But who would’ve believed this guy if he told people he was kidnapped? Who the fuck kidnaps and adult nowadays?

Methinks he was teaching more than just bible studies.

[quote]Who the fuck kidnaps and adult nowadays?

Strange things happen to all kinds of men in the dark

Would you girls hit this?

^I wouldn't.

My sympathy is limited since I suspect he is a trump supporting right winger who views being gay as his dirty secret.

The irony is eye roll inducing.

But he's totally my type. Not the closeted thing. Just his look.

Id have fucked him for free. And I care not one iota that he was a bible studies teacher. or a Trumper. Way shitty move on the cops part,but thats Georgia for you.

The closeted queen is definitely married with kids!

There is video of him talking about the Lord on his FB!

A little too big for me in that last pick (and I don't mind husky), but depends on his dick if I'd do him. Totally my type in r25 and if the dick was good, I'd still do him at r30

R32 The fattest photo is the oldest one of him, so I think Daddy has been losing weight for his gay motel hookups

ACLU needs to get involved in this. I was under the impression, federal law trumps local and state laws

Even better, r33!

He probably hired some Grindr whores.

I do want to know his type however.

I cannot believe there sympathizers with this closet case. He was outed by the police for a reason which is probably because he a big ole hypocrite.

Um, there's a reason he had to hire someone...

Where on Craigslist does one find sex workers? Maybe "Craigslist" is shorthand for Doublelist?

This served him right up his barren shithole!!! Fuck him, closeted gay Trump voter!!!

hahahahahahahahahaha

It is very difficult to stay homonymous these days.

Sympathy R38 because the police would not have done this to a hetero man in the same situation.

They were clearly fucking him over because he is gay

Isn't Macon a large city?

Is this the same Georgia county sheriff department that entrapped gay men on Grindr a few weeks ago?

Something stinks in Georgia.

I hate lying closet cases like this. That said, "sodomy" charges are bullshit

R43 If he wasn’t living a lie he may not need to pay prostitutes on the side

In a world without homophobia this would have never happened. The South is insanely oppressive and you’d have to live there to understand. Only the nelliest of lip gloss queens come out. There is honestly no place left open for gay men that aren’t super feminine and if the masc guys do come out they move away. Gender roles are super enforced, as soon as you come out the fag hags want you to get out the curling iron & eye shadow and go to work on their hair & face.

This is some 1950s shit here.

this kills his plans to organize a gay pride parade in his town...

He can just become an Episcopalian now. We don't want 'em.

That's bullshit r48. There are plenty of "normal" openly gay men all over the South. Maybe you mean in rural areas.

Hasn’t that man ever watched Law and Order SVU?

What Jesus hymn was playing in his church's gospel choir?

R52 is like “There are plenty... a few... in downtown Urban areas of the south... maybe you mean the country, rural areas... in which case, yes you are correct... ...what was my point again?”

The Regency Inn & Suites? Just . . . no.

You can still find action on Craig's list. The missed connections personals are full of hook ups. There are other places too, but I am not familiar.

My guess is that he lost the weight and got reckless because he found Meth. Seems to be a lot of that out there.

Do the staff at The Regency Inn dress like Jane Austen characters?

No doubt he tried to pin it on two black guys.

I wouldn't brag about not understanding a simple post r54.

I don't live in the South anymore but I spent years there in Houston, Charlotte, Greensboro and Raleigh. There are tons of openly gay guys.

I live in Jersey now and you sound more like clueless New Yorkers who know nothing of the South.

Did the police ever recover his stuff?

Funny, Macon never used to be homophobic.

At R30, you can see some of the young men in this family smell cookies.

[quote] The Regency Inn & Suites? Just . . . no.

Beats the Days Inn, Glendale, CA.

Does Macon rhyme with bacon?

[quote]R19 This is a bullshit charge and he should sue. It sucks that he was hiding as a Bible teacher... when he obviously lived another way.

They did him a favor by publishing the truth. Now he no longer has to live a lie.

And, he’s learned there’s no god(s).

He needs to get on his knees and pray!

He was tempted.

If the bookstores were open again, he wouldn't have had to resort to Craiglist whores. Reopen America now!

This seems unjust. This could lead to suicide. He has no duty to be out. Most gays are in the closet. Nothing wrong with gays having wife and children and supporting our president. I hate when police decide to Damage the reputation of someone. Church probably helped him be less promiscuous.

Doesn't matter if this guy is a closeted Christianist. This is wrong. If you read the post from the Sheriff's Office on Facebook, the man was arrested for "solicitation of sodomy." This law should be overturned. The SCOTUS overturned sodomy laws. I do not understand how this law is still constitutional in Georgia.

The law can target any on of us.

[Quote] No doubt he tried to pin it on two black guys.

That he did.

[Quote] The rumor was about a carjacking and kidnapping. The incident was reported to have occurred on May 20, 2020, at 1615 Forest Hill Drive, CVS Pharmacy.

Bibb County Sheriff’s investigators checked into this rumor and found that no such incident occurred at the CVS, and that the carjacking and kidnaping did not happen at all. However, Bibb County investigators are working an incident with this same victim that occurred on May 19, 2020. The incident was reported to the sheriff’s office as a personal armed robbery.

According to the incident report, Bibb County deputies met with Christopher Keys at 4951 Eisenhower Parkway, Regency Inn & Suites in reference to an Armed Robbery. Keys advised that he was at the motel when he heard a knock at his room door. When he opened the door, two masked men, one of whom was armed, robbed him of his wallet, house, truck and work keys, and a cell phone.

Keys was able to get his cell phone back from an unknown individual who brought it to the motel after retrieving it from the nearby Walmart parking lot.

Keys stated to deputies that he had responded to an ad on Craigslist. He was to meet a man at the motel in room #111. An investigation revealed that Keys had been a frequent visitor to the Regency Inn & Suites since January. Keys told deputies at the time of the initial report that he did not want this to get out and that he did not want deputies to talk with his relatives. Keys said that he was going to tell his father that he was kidnapped from another location and brought to the motel.

R70 Kindly, fuck off.

[Quote] Doesn't matter if this guy is a closeted Christianist.

Does it matter that he tried to cover up his hiring sex workers by lying to the police and saying that he was robbed and held hostage by two black guys? Fuck him. Yes, the sodomy charge is outrageous, but this guy is a racist piece of shit. I don't feel sorry for him and I don't care if he commits suicide either.

[quote]At [R30], you can see some of the young men in this family smell cookies.

R63, what does that mean?

[quote]I don't care if he commits suicide either.

Wow. That says so much more about you than about him.

R75 that they are gay.

I don't get it, R77.

[Quote] That says so much more about you than about him.

Yes, that I know that making up accusations about black people to the police can get them killed. This closeted, racist POS decided to deflect blame to others instead of owning up to his sexuality and just coming out. If the police had bought his bullshit story and killed some innocent black men to help this closet case stay in the closet, would [italic] that [/italic] have been better for you? If you think so, then [bold] that [/bold] says more about [bold] you [/bold] than it does about me. Fuck him. I will say it again. I don't care if he commits suicide if it allows innocent black men to live.

What could have made him think of that gimmick?

I was surprised he hooked up via Craigslist. I thought it was old news. Yet, if you sift through through the “Community” ads, you’ll find men for men hookups. It’s mixed in with other miscellaneous ads.

[Quote] The closeted queen is definitely married with kids!

That he is.

[Quote] According to his since-deleted church bio, he is “a people person” who loves “to teach young people the truths of the Bible” and who has been faithfully married to his wife, Jennie, for 20 years.

What an asshole. ^^ What the police did was wrong though. How ridiculous that 'sodomy' is considered an offense by any state law despite SCOTUS striking it down almost 20 years ago.

I'm curious to know if he's still in jail. The last report said he was still locked up as of Friday.

Well I think this shows you can't find sex on craigslist r81, this guy just got swindled.

I wonder if this is his Craigslist ad.

Let me be clear on this: it's not wrong to be a closeted gay who stays in the closet and practice gay sex in secret. But it's pretty disgusting and certainly deceitful to be a closeted gay who is married with children and lectures people on the Bible for livelihood and then goes online to solicit sodomy. It's the lowest of the low and utterly despicable.

R84 If he's still in jail, then he's probably getting plenty of big thug cock for free instead of paying for it. So this worked out quite well for him, I'd say.

And of course he made it racial too. Between central park, Minneapolis and this story, it’s a bad day for racist hypocrites. Fuck them all.

I think he’s tremendous!

I just got a this message has been deleted screen r86.

R74 I don't think he lied to the police or they would have charged him with that too . To me the story reads like this , closet case wants to hook up with prostitute he found on craigslist . Arrives at agreed upon motel and gets robbed by two guys at gun point . Calls police to report the robbery . Tells police not to talk to his family or say anything about this because he's married and likes to play around . Tells police that he's going to tell his family that he was kidnapped to explain the motel location away . Tells family and friends that he was kidnapped by two black guy at one location and driven to motel , robbed there . Friend/family/neighbor puts it on facebook and attracts the attention of local news channel who investigate why they haven't heard anything official about a local kidnapping .

ewww ... Is that Jake Cruise?

[Quote] It's not wrong to be a closeted gay who stays in the closet and practice gay sex in secret.

If he was out in the open about it, this arrest wouldn't have happened.

[Quote] But it's pretty disgusting and certainly deceitful to be a closeted gay who is married with children

That's all you had to say. The rest of the sentence was irrelevant.

That now-deleted Craigslist post said, "In shape WM, 43, looking for white men to service orally. Send stats."

If that was him, there is no mention or suggestion of prostitution.

[quote]And of course he made it racial too. Between central park, Minneapolis and this story, it’s a bad day for racist hypocrites. Fuck them all.

Do we know the masked men weren't black?

R95 I wonder why that posting was deleted?

Here's a video of the news report.

He must have had the contact info (either a phone number or email) for the person behind the robbery, as the only person who would have known he was in that room was the person he had arranged to meet with.

Why wasn't this given to the police?

so there's still places in the US where homosex is illegal?

That can’t be his ad, r95.

It says “in shape.”

R101 And 43 y/o

Maybe he is a DLer who thinks he looks 15 years younger

R101 he is a man. Men always think they are better looking than they are.

He claimed that two black men jumped in his truck in front of the CVS. Wouldn't CVS have cameras of the parking lot?

He also said it took an hour for someone to answer 911.

For being someone who teaches the Bible, he's comes across as a novice liar.

I do NOT solicit sodomy.

Sodomy solicits ME.

[quote] For being someone who teaches the Bible, he's comes across as a novice liar.

Anybody who believes in the bible is already consuming a shit-ton of lies.

i didnt know CL is once again being used for hooks up and sex-for-pay . this one is quite direct to the point. lol

[quote]Paying straight guys $20 to shoot a load on my face or let me suck them . Be clean , ddf, straight , and able to host or be ok with public play.

And they say romance is dead in a pandemic.

I live in the south and there are out gay men. However, there are not a lot of Bible thumping preachers who are also gay and out. I would have felt different were he not a preacher. Besides he is obviously racist.

"and who has been faithfully married to his wife, Jennie, for 20 years."

Apparently not.

Couldn't poor Jennie smell the cock and ass on his breath every night?

If he's that closeted, I'm actually surprised that he even reported the incident

[quote] Christopher Keys, 56, who said he was robbed of his wallet, cellphone and keys by two masked men Tuesday at Regency Inn & Suites in Macon.

[quote] Keys got his cellphone back from “an unknown individual” who brought it to the hotel after getting it from a nearby Walmart parking lot, police said.

I mean, they got his wallet, cellphone and keys. He got his cellphone back, and keys are replaceable. How much money did they get? Most people wouldn't show up for "a date" like that with a whole bunch of cash on them

i had a doublelist response yesterday. googled the email. charged with assault with a deadly weapon a month ago. ekkk

R104 That's the version for friends and family , not what he told police . The police got the hook up gone wrong and being robbed by two guys at gunpoint in motel version .

Where in the fuck does it say he blamed black men ?

R115 One of his neighbors said that's what he told them as his excuse.

[Quote] Yesterday at approximately 1:30 pm, a teacher from a local private school came out of the store to get in his truck when [bold] two black men [/quote] quickly jumped in his vehicle and put a gun to his head.

[quote]He was outed by the police for a reason which is probably because he a big ole hypocrite.

R38, I doubt that has anything to do with it. Rather, because that particular sheriff's office is run 1960s, 'In the Heat of the Night,' 'Hoot Kloot' redneck style.

R117 He would have gotten away with this if he hadn't lied to his family about what happened. The pigs were humiliated about being accused of not looking into the robbery and taking the closet case's complaint seriously. They arrested him in retaliation. As I've said earlier, the sodomy charge is wrong and the law should be repealed, but the sodomy charge will be dismissed by the DA and this wouldn't have happened if he had either come out of the closet or kept his two inch dick in his pants.

This is a mess. Half of me feels sorry for this man. You have to imagine it’s difficult being gay in his scenario. It’s easier said than done to just live your truth. I’m sure he’s tried and tried to get fulfillment from having sex with his wife, porn, masturbation. He probably has tried “praying the gay away”. He probably just needed something he wasn’t getting and tried being discreet about it and got in over his head.

Just because he’s a Christian doesn’t mean he doesn’t have compassion for other people. Even if Christianity doesn’t support homosexuality, until it comes out that he was mistreating someone for being gay, that’s no reason to attack him.

I’m not going to judge this man; that’s what the police are for. I just hope he finds peace.

R119 That's not what the police are for. That's what courts are for. Police make a lot of mistakes.

[Quote] until it comes out that he was mistreating someone for being gay, that’s no reason to attack him.

Can we attack him for being a racist piece of shit? Seriously, stop trying to defend this closet case. He deserves no sympathy from anyone. He made his bed. Now it's time to lie in it.

R74, where did he say that he was held hostage by two "black men?" The link at OP doesn't mention that, nor does the Facebook post from the police. Could you please provide a link to that?

If he did it, that's wrong.

^ Read R116.

And in case you're wondering where that Facebook post was from, it's from this article.

R113 How do you find out someone’s arrest history based on their email address? 🙄

This article from Towlreroad gives more info, including a screen shot of the closet case's former school bio.

Yes the Supreme Court has struck down anti-sodomy laws, but that is different from solicitation of sodomy. Solicitation of any kind of sexual act is a crime. Georgia also defines both oral and anal sex, straight or gay, as sodomy. The police were wrong to focus on that instead of the people who robbed him. But he admitted to breaking the law. It is like someone calling the cops because their drug dealer gave them bad drugs. If you deal with Craigslist hoes, there is a risk involved.

He seems like he is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. It's kind of sad.

So the (contrived) Facebook report by the neighbor says he was robbed of $70. .. If that's the actual amount the real thieves got, then it's almost laughable that he's in all this trouble over $70.

So the closet case is out of jail, according to the Bibb county sheriff's office.

If he was meeting with a prostitute, he better have had more than $70 in his wallet.

This is all a bit convoluted:

'A long-time youth pastor in Macon, Georgia was arrested this week after he allegedly fabricated a story about being kidnapped — to cover up an attempted meeting with a male prostitute.

Christopher Keys recently served as the student pastor at a local Baptist church, and taught at a private Christian school. Keys was robbed at gunpoint by two masked men at the Regency Inn & Suites in Macon on Tuesday, according to reports.

After arranging to meet a male prostitute on Craigslist, Keys drove to the hotel, which he reportedly has been frequenting since January. He answered a knock at the door and let one of the masked men into his room. The suspect told Keys to get on the bed before putting a gun to his head.

Key subsequently told an acquaintance that he had been kidnapped in his truck at a nearby CVS, forced to drive to the motel, and robbed. After a woman posted Keys’ story about the kidnapping and robbery on Facebook (above), it was shared hundreds of times, prompting WMAZ-TV to look into the rumor.

As it turns out, Keys met with police at the hotel after the robbery, telling a sheriff’s deputy that “he liked to play around and was married to a woman,” the station reports. In an interview with the deputy, Keys even revealed his plan to tell his family that he was kidnapped at the CVS. Two days later, he was arrested and charged with solicitation of sodomy, a misdemeanor.

Keys recently worked as a teacher at Tattnall Square Academy, where he taught upper-school Bible, worked with the chapel band, and served as coordinator for the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, according to his now-deleted bio (above).

“I am a people person and love to teach young people the truths of the Bible,” he wrote in the bio.

“I have been married for 20 years to my wife Jennie. I am a graduate of FPD and Mercer University and Southwestern Seminary. I am currently the student pastor at Wesleyan Drive Baptist Church in Macon and I’ve been in student ministry for 28 years.” --------

Yes he only had 70 bucks cash, this was one cheap hooker he thought he was meeting.

Also for the thieves to go through all this trouble to get a measly 70 bucks, clearly drug addicts looking for a fix.

[quote]The pigs were humiliated about being accused of not looking into the robbery and taking the closet case's complaint seriously. They arrested him in retaliation.

How do you know that, R118? Do any of the articles say so?

I characterized the police in those terms because I've been the unwilling recipient of small-town sheriff homophobia while attempting to report an assault back in 1996. The police chief started asking mocking questions like, "Why didn't you kick his ass? Is he your boyfriend? Are y'all lovers? Was this a lovers' spat?" while the obese deputy shifted between me and the door, and fingered his handcuffs. All the color drained out of my face as I realized with a sinking feeling what it was about to turn into if I wasn't very careful. (And no, they were not proposing a threeway.)

By remaining calm, I managed to get out of there, but the deputy drove behind me all the way back to my apartment about two feet from my bumper, and flipped on his lights and blared his siren just as I made the turn into the apartments. "You didn't use your turn signal," he lied, "but I'll let you go - this time." It was then that I understood in terms of real experience why street wisdom has it that there's damn near no situation that cannot be made worse by summoning the police.

My own experience with the police, for what it's worth.

[quote] If he was meeting with a prostitute,

And that's a big IF. .. Did the Craigslist ad say anything about money being exchanged?

I noticed that one local news report on the sheriff's incident report says that Keys told them that the one robber kept him in the motel room while the other guy went out to his truck to get his wallet. So he didn't even bring his wallet into the room with him.

I want to know how he managed to find any sort of sex on Craigslist, these days.

But he didn't r136.

R137 Even trying to find sex on there. There are no personal ads anymore, were they using code.

Personals are now "hidden" in the MISSED CONNECTIONS section.

Er... ummm... or so I've been told.

Nothing on the Hooker?? I am curious what this man goes for. He looks like a bbc loving bottom daddy.

Even resourceful scat queens are in on this new clandestia use of CL for assignatia!

R139 Got it. I didn't even realize they still had Missed Connections. I figured they disappeared along with the other personals.

He was robbed in his motel room when he arranged to meet a CL hustler for sex. When the police arrived he fabricated some story about 2 black men in the CVS car park forcing their way into his vehicle and ordering him to the motel. Which makes no sense, particularly as he then apparently told the police he hooked up in this motel regularly...?!

Anyway, his bullshit story about the evil black men was apparently so popular on Facebook that the local TV station decided to look into it -- which is when the whole thing blew up in his face.

The only real question I have is why he called the police when he was hooking up behind his wife's back and had apparently lost only $70 in the robbery. Cut your losses, bitch!

They also took his phone and his keys r143. You have to explain that your wife somehow.

Did they also steal his phone?

According to his a Facebook he’s a fan of Duck Dynasty and Duck Dynasty Latinoamerica.

R144 Fair enough, but his story reveals the classic mistake of the liar: over-embellishment. If he'd just said he'd somehow dropped the keys/phone in a car park or whatever, it would have been no big deal. Or he could have just gone to Walmart and replaced the phone straightaway, 'must have dropped my keys somewhere'... This clown gives deceitful racist philanderers a bad name.

[quote] Nothing on the Hooker??

I don't think a hooker actually exists. It was a set up by the two robbers and that's how they knew he was at that hotel, in that room, at that time, waiting to let a stranger come inside.

R148 That is the risk you take as a cheap motel cumdump LOL

I can't post the Facebook link here, but his likes are a bunch of conservative Facebook groups, Fox News and other GOP pages. He's a Trumpster. All the more reason that he should not be defended by any of his defenders here.

He is such an amusingly bad lair.

Why would people holding you up at the CVS take you to a motel? A motel that will be under your credit card.

R144 I don't think he would have had to explain either the phone or the keys to the wife. .. He got his phone back almost immediately. The report says he was stlll at the motel when it was returned. And the keys were described as his "work keys." .. No biggee.

R149 He probably knew that. And that's why he left his wallet out in his truck.

Lindsey Graham, behold your future

^ Especially if he gets on the Orange Fuhrer's bad side one too many times.

When Boss Hog is in charge you know he doesn’t like men taking it up the pooper shoot.

R70 church probably allowed him to hook up regularly with the other married, religious closet cases while he no doubt helped preach the need for retaining the antiquated sodomy law. I have no sympathy. To top it off he was being reckless during a pandemic.

There are so few jobs left in those areas, working for the church may have been the only way he could feed his family. I feel sorry for him.

R158.

He was a youth pastor. I wonder if his hookup was someone underaged. Maybe he preys on children in his congregation. Hopefully they’ll investigate the perv, now he’s in their sights.

R157 those fucking over fed trumpsters. Let them eat cake.

In the R116 link, the friend was told 2 men jumped into his car, forced him to drive to a motel, took him into a room, and robbed him.

Did she stop to ask if the robbers paused to rent the room on the way in, or if it was just happened to be unlocked and they knew that, or what? Apparently he supposedly then called the police from the hotel room ... so ... I’d be asking, “Wait, so WHOSE hotel room was this??”

It does seem very courteous for robbers to rent a hotel room for you, so you can collect yourself, afterwards. Maybe in a bubble bath, with room service.

There are several pictures of young boys on his FBP. Wouldn’t be shocked to hear that he’s got other skeletons.

He’s my friend. He was trying to counsel the slut. God will reward him if the county sheriff and cancel culture don’t.

John :69

R157 he went to a religious school and for his degree at a seminary. He’s been a religious hypocrite his entire life.

He went to that motel to bring that lost soul to Christ!

He should not have been outed by the police. He was upfront and honest with the police. Most people have the decency not to ruin someone s life like this. We are all hypocrits. It just means life is complicated. Reading the Bible and going to church is a lot better than being an atheist with no family and being full-time slut. The story he made up for family is not the polices business. It comes down to decency and kindness.

[quote]R147 If he'd just said he'd somehow dropped the keys/phone in a car park or whatever, it would have been no big deal.

Next time he should say everything was in his coat pockets, and he left it on a chair in a cafe, or something.

Or maybe he was turning cartwheels in the park, and everything fell out? I don’t know - -

[Quote] Reading the Bible and going to church is a lot better than being an atheist with no family and being full-time slut.

Says you.

[Quote] The story he made up for family is not the polices business.

The story he told his family went viral online, which is why the police responded. The arrest was out of line, but this lying, racist piece of shit had it coming. Maybe he'll see this as a sign from God and count his blessings. The charges will be dropped and he can dump his religious fanaticism once and for all.

[quote] [R157] he went to a religious school and for his degree at a seminary.

Sounds like he got his post-undergratuate degree at a semenary.

[Quote] which one of you bitches did this happen to?

Probably R166.

[quote]Reading the Bible and going to church is a lot better than being an atheist with no family and being full-time slut.

Give me being a full-time slut over being in a silly cult that believes nonsense any day! Glory[hole]!

R96, I mentioned him making it racial because of his lies. Two black men at the CVS.

R166 who said he was honest with the police and they didn’t see him on cctv trying to pick up a man or talk to the motel staff bc he was a regular? The cops aren’t dumb.

A lying hypocrite is a lying hypocrite. He probably told the police he was meeting up with a woman. Probably just said he was robbed in the parking lot and bc he’s a cheap mf phoned the cops hoping it would end there. All for $70. Filth.

How much damned cash did he lose to make him call a cop n Macon, Georgia, and make up a lie, then confess the truth.

I wonder when his wife, Jennie, who naively believed that her closeted gay husband was faithful to her for two decades, files for divorce? Or will she not file for divorce because Jesus and forgiveness and all that Christian bullshit?

Also, I just noticed that his former employee bio at the Jesus freak school said he had no children. I guess that explains a lot. It should also raise flags about how retarded the wife must be not to suspect something was up this whole time if they weren't having sex.

[quote] I wonder when his wife, Jennie, who naively

Poor Jennie probably truly did believe those were vials of video head cleaner in his pockets when she did his laundry.

Here's a picture of his wife, Jennie, with her closet case husband. She does seem a bit "special" if you catch my drift.

[quote]R175 It should also raise flags about how retarded the wife must be not to suspect something was up this whole time

Maybe she’s lez? Could be one of those lavender marriages to keep their families and church happy.

I think this is the same woman. She apparently works for a doctor's office.

That was from here. If she divorced this closet cases' ass, I'm sure she'd be fine on her own. That whole bullshit earlier from one of the posters about "supporting his family" is absurd.

I grew up in godawful Macon. The CVS on Forest hills is in North Macon . The Regency Inn is in a group of decaying motels . Which at one time 40 years ago, were Nice in west Macon. This area is now Known for drugs , prostitution , murder. A DL'ers paradise .Why from different parts Of town. The nicer motel district is now near the CVS. I' ve known plenty of little hypocrits who went to Tatnall Square and First presbyterian Day . He is even my age. A typical Macon hypocrit. I have had people from Macon say I can't be your FB Friend .You hate Trump. Well , I have 2 words for then . To paraphrase CHICAGO . HE HAD IT COMING .

[Quote] I have 2 words for then . HE HAD IT COMING .

That's four words.

Also you can tell that, even though R166 and R181 are not the same poster, they are both clearly from Macon, GA. Their butchered spelling of the word "hypocrite" gives it away. It must be a Macon thing.

I wonder if the closeted husband was a fan of Oprah. Did he attend her show when she came to their town to gift them giant refrigerators with cable tv and Ugg boots for 90 degree weather?

I stopped to get gas once in Macon. The station windows were encased in steel caging, accepted no credit cards, there was a slot to slide money through.

I jumped back in my car and sped away, all in the light of day. Almost ran out of gas before the next little town. How the hell scary might it be at night?

R182, THE TWO WORDS ARE FUCK YOU. THE " He had it coming . " Is to paraphrase the Musical CHICAGO .Probably should have been a separate paragraph .

We are all hypocrites. The Post Master in my tiny Town is gay with really ugly wife. He has one of those high voices he can't control. Nobody outs him because most people understand you should not cause others unnecessary pain. Live and let live.

No R186 , your ignorance came through loud and clear on the one.

This asshole created his own disaster, it is hardly the fault of the police he was cheating on his wife and then fabricated some elaborate, racist crime story that got him found out by the media.

[Quote] THE TWO WORDS ARE FUCK YOU. THE " He had it coming . " Is to paraphrase the Musical CHICAGO .Probably should have been a separate paragraph .

Proper grammar, capitalization, punctuation and spelling are in order, Mary.

I feel bad for him. The police were vindictive, homophobic, and evil.

Fake news! Craigslist got rid of its personals years ago.

R191 This all happened because he is a stupid liar with an insatiable manpussy that likes anon craigslist dick!

[quote] Fake news! Craigslist got rid of its personals years ago.

Some woman on Facebook is claiming it was the dating app JACK'd.

R195 This cumdump was definitely after BBC then.

R25 Nope, hard pass

My first thought was "why is solicitation of sodomy still a crime" and then when I got to the Bible Studies teacher part I realized it was because of people like him.

Fun fact, the school he teaches (taught?) at began as a segregationist school. Gotta keep those good white children away from the undesirables!

[quote] Fake news! Craigslist got rid of its personals years ago.

Go to the "Activities" section on Craigslist for Macon.

About every other "activity" is some guy looking for a sex hook up.

[quote]Craigslist got rid of its personals years ago.

People have started using Missed Connections and other sections to post hookup ads. There's Doublelist too, but you have to register just to lurk and you can't post sexually explicit content (which sort of defeats the purpose of a hookup site).

I like how they code their hookup ads in euphemisms and innuendo.

[Quote] WM looking for like minded wood working friend who enjoys mutual polishing, edgeing, and restraining wood to keep it from moving while polishing it. Must work out of your shop are perhaps rent one. Prefer working white pine. If interested in such projects get in touch.

Once he mentioned what kind of hook-up it was, if their intent was to charge him with solicitation, then shouldn't they have read him his rights and/or offered him legal counsel?

Isn't he the guy who said he was kidnapped by BLACK men? Fuck him the racist bitch trying to get some innocent brothas killed in the prices

This whore had been going to that motel since January! I wonder how he explained those motel expenses to his wife?

^ He probably paid cash.

Right. Cash. And he may have even gotten an hourly rate.

This thread is hilarious! I needed a laugh today

R202, do you think that any jurisdiction that arrests for "solicitation of sodomy" cares about due process?

I would think charging him with filing a false police report or the like might stick -- but his life as he's known it is no doubt in ruins already.

But, on the bright side, two years from now he'll be divorced and living in Atlanta, brunching weekly, and signed up for his first Bear Cruise.

Maybe in a year he'll meet another fat daddy and they'll adopt a teen son on Zoom?

^ Bwahahaha. I remember that thread.

R209 The way I understand it, he did not file a false police report. He apparently told the police the truth. What was false was what he (presumably) told the neighbor. He can't help it if she took his made up story and broadcast it on FB. This is why the Bibb County Sheriff's department handling the case had to issue the following clarification between that fabrication and their incident report:

[quote] What was false was what he (presumably) told the neighbor. He can't help it if she took his made up story and broadcast it on FB.

So a hysterical Facebook Frau unwittingly took down her closeted, Trumptard biblethumper neighbor?

That's the kind of karmic middle circle in a Venn Diagram that I like!

Black Twitter has picked up this story.

R214 I thought that was a drag queen from Rupaul’s show.

DL was on this story quick! Good work.

^ Agreed. This thread has more comprehensive information on this closet case than any other story on him published so far. I wonder if we're going to get lurkers who will use this information in the sodomy court case or to write a more expansive piece on this piece of shit racist Trumpster.

When a black person tweets, it becomes Black Twitter, r214?

^ When a prominent, black person on Twitter tweets out a story to thousands of other black people to retweet and comment on, it's black Twitter. Plus, people in the replies said that Macon was trending on Twitter tonight because of the closet case.

Did Jenny bail his ass out?

Was he into the BBC?

Clearly, this their Passive Aggressive way for showing contempt for him, R17

The case described in the link is for the same crime and ended up in the Georgia Supreme Court in 2013.

While the court upheld the law, it reversed the conviction, and outlined when and how the law applies.

It sounds like Bibb County will definitely need evidence showing that he offered money, since none of the other elements seem to apply. But even if they have that, the person he would have supposedly being paying doesn't actually exist. Not sure how that works. (Sounds similar to police entrapment stings, which I don't like.)

Anyway, for anyone interested in the law, this covers the points concisely.

All 4 stakeholders in this sordid affair are repulsive

the guy

the thieves

the police

the press

Datalounge should keep getting to the bottom of this mystery like the Soft Butch Sous Chef

😂 I am sorry but I have to laugh, this idiot is truly incredible, look how many people he brought down with his little lie, the local police now looks homophobic, the poor neighbor feels guilty for making a fuss on facebook, his wife and kids in shame, his church friends in disgust, and also managed to upset gays and the black along the way.

Has the frau neighbor posted anything else?

He described kidnappers as black to sound credible. Two white guys would not have ring of truth.

I wish I could have seen the scene when the wife found out.

This Bishop makes a great point.

[Quote] Why aren’t white evangelicals condemning: The racism of evangelical pastor #ChristopherKeys for lying on a Black man to hide his affair with a male prostitute?

Also, I hope the other closet cases in Macon, GA know that the Bibb county sheriff's office is going to set up a sting operation for the Craiglist hookup pages now. If they are still using it to solicit sex after their fellow closet case got arrested so publicly, then they are truly irredeemable morons.

He deserved it for being stupid. I bet the only reason he called the police is that he was outraged when the trick dared to steal from him. Being entitled, he figured he could get away with his ruse. If he had checked his ego and thought it out, he wouldn’t be fucked like this today.

R230 I would say it is because 99% of them haven’t heard of the story. It is getting play on here, black twitter, and his local area, but hasn’t gone mainstream.

Was his dog on a leash?

R230 I wonder how this is going to play out if the robbers actually turned out to be black . Because right now it feels like a lot of angry people are only getting half the story and just assume that the horny pastor made up everything , not just the carjacking/ kidnapping to motel part as an excuse for his family for why he's at the motel .

Guys like him are so maddening. Just come out.

[quote] Guys like him are so maddening. Just come out.

Well, I guess he did ... when he told the deputies what he was doing in the motel room.

Per the Bibb County Sheriff's incident report, "Keys stated to deputies that he had responded to an ad on Craigslist. He was to meet a man at the motel in room #111."

I would think that a guy so deep in the closet, who wanted to remain there, wouldn't do something like that over $70 measly bucks.

The whole story is indeed very strange.

Maybe his white male privilege made him think no one would ever question his story.

Any new developments?

R179 That poor Frau

I love it that he wanted someone to cum on his face. No judgements about that, but he wanted to be degraded and, of course, went into "the church". It's just too typical.

^^ where is THAT info coming from?

Surely not the neighbor’s FB post??

I wonder how long this has been the inspirational quote on the page of his busy body neighbor.

A message just for Mr. Keys?

[bold][italic]Some times U have to let go of the picture U thought life would be and enjoy the story you’re living

Solicitation still is a crime in most places. What's the surprise? All he had to do was lie.

He obviously has plenty of experience doing that.

Still waiting on the evidence that he offered money.

The sheriff's clarification report says, "Keys stated to deputies that he had responded to an ad on Craigslist."

I guess all Southerners are fat. Even the gay ones

R235, when someone invents a carjacking/kidnapping story, people are going to question your overall credibility.

That claim does have a dicey history.

Don't these people ever watch Investigation Discovery??

^^ damn it, I attached wrong image... I meant to show this one.

[italic]MURIEL ! !

Here's something interesting that I haven't seen mentioned ...

Back in April 2016, they put a photo of him on the Bibb County Sheriff's Facebook page. (Same Bibb County Sheriff that filed his original incident report, and eventually arrested him.)

Back then. he was one of six bailiffs they photographed wearing their new official blazer with the caption:

[quote] Our bailiffs at the Bibb County Courthouse have a new look! They are now sporting navy blazers with the Bibb County Sheriff’s Office patch! Looking sharp! #BCSOStrong #BCSOPRIDE

This was probably a part-time occasional thing? because the bailiff position there is advertised as a "per diem" job. The other funny thing is it pays $70 per day, which is supposedly how much was stolen from him by the non-hooker thieves.

Anyway, this would seem to make it even more surprising that he would call and report the crime, giving details as to why he was there (for a hookup), and his use of Craigslist. Some of the people at Bibb County Sheriff must know him, yet he wasn't concerned about local gossip?!?

He also posted the photo on his own timeline.

Maybe he felt his fellow employees at the Police Department would put in extra effort?

But why would he want anyone who might know him from his work at the sheriff's office and court to learn that he went to the motel for a hookup with a man. That would be like fodder for police gossip?

[quote] According to the incident report, Keys told the deputy he liked to play around and was married to a woman, but he put/answered a Craigslist ad to meet a man at the motel room.

Throw him in the pile with all the other bible-thumping sluts.

"The SCOTUS overturned sodomy laws. I do not understand how this law is still constitutional in Georgia."

A couple things.

1. The Supreme Court did indeed broadly declare certain types of sodomy laws unconstitutional in Lawrence v. Texas - but it only struck down the actual law at issue in that case. States have kept sodomy laws on the books and even charged them. Any circuit court with any sense would just throw out the charge as unconstitutional and void. But, to get it off the books if the state is unwilling to take it off the books would require working that specific law through the court system.

2. "Sodomy" in the very narrow sense is anal sex, but more broadly it can include more sex "acts" - like oral, and even more broadly "Sodomy" can simply mean "deviant" sexual acts or practices and in theory could encompass soliciting hookers/escorts. So "solicitation of sodomy" could be a legit constitutional charge in this case, though since this is Georgia, I doubt it.

"You can still find action on Craig's list. The missed connections personals are full of hook ups"

Go on Etsy and type 'hoar' and you'll get dozens of hits.

The bailiff thing is interesting. I wonder if something about his experience there made him think the cops would be understanding. Like he saw cops doing the same thing.

And the choice to basically volunteer to do that work so he could be in a position of authority. Basic cop mentality.

I’m not far from Macon and was telling a friend about it. He yawned and said “another church creep exposed as a closet case” and dismissed it. It really is that common.

Security cameras caught the hole sordid affair.

This Georgia bible guy is living out my college age fears.

When I was dating women in college (1988-1992), I used to think about / fantasize about men. I was even discussing moving in with a girlfriend back then.

However, I knew I'd be with a guy behind her back. Ultimately my fear of being exposed: of getting married to a woman and then getting caught cheating on her with a guy in a public bathroom or a hotel room in my community shook me up. I was fearful of having to explain my behavior to my potential future wife and her family and my family and church pals, that I came out the summer between college and grad school.

I was terrified that what happened to this closeted Macon County bible hypocrite would happen to me, so I started dating guys and joined a house of worship accepting / welcoming of gay guys. This didn't have to happen to Christopher Keys, but he made decisions that lead him to being publicly exposed and humiliated and arrested. Christopher Keys didn't have to give up religion or spirituality to live his true life. I've been living with partner for years, my congregation knows my partner and I'm still very active in the congregation. Keys, I feel bad for him, he must be living my nightmare.

[quote] The SCOTUS overturned sodomy laws. I do not understand how this law is still constitutional in Georgia.

Read the article linked to at R223 about the 2013 case in decided by the Georgia Supreme Court. Their decision outlines the limitations and elements of when the solicitation of sodomy charge can be applied in relation to the right to privacy and the 1998 U.S. Supreme Court decision.

For a charge/conviction to stick, at least ONE of the following four elements needs to exist:

- force was involved

- it would be done in public

- the victim is underage

- an offer of payment

As I see it, each of those four elements would seem to have other laws backing them up. (e.g. sexual assault, public lewdness, age of consent, and prostitution)

Whatever about him, the real crime I think is the behavior of the police.

He burned his whole life down to ash----for 70 freakin bucks!

Asshole

He's either a moron .. OR he was still in some kind of state of shock from the robbery when he called the police and admitted to them what he was doing in the motel room .. OR this whole thing was spurred by some deep, sub-conscious desire to finally come out of the closet, so he can go to Folsom Street Fair just once before he dies.

Are there any updates? This story kind of got buried with the weekend news!

Macon-Bibb State Attorney's office and courts may not be operating fully due to COVID.

R265, what about Macon-Bibb motel rooms? Are they still operating fully, and if so, has Mr. Keys made his triumphant ass-up return to a Regency Inn bed?

R266 Well, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution did report on how the Georgia lodging industry was finding "new ways" to fill their rooms during COVID. Maybe along with locals wanting to find "a quiet place to work," they should have added "a place to fuck loudly."

Any updates on whatever happened to this guy?

embarassment?

Let's embarrass him even more and start a fan page.

Coming to Lifetime: "Mother, May I Sleep with Pastor?"

R271, who plays Mr. Keys in the film?

I would say John Travolta, although I'm not sure he can pull off a convincing southern accent.

Yes, but John can pull off a wig.

R273, maybe Travolta can play the poor wife.

George Clooney .. Just a few more pounds and lighten the beard.

Bump because I'm extremely curious to know what happened to this guy. The only thing I could find, besides what we've posted here, is that the local NAACP chapter wants the book thrown at him. Other than that, radio silence. Updates?

[quote] He was outed by the police for a reason which is probably because he a big ole hypocrite.

Are you stupid? They did it to fuck over a gay guy.

This statement made by the NAACP spokeswoman in the article at R276 is not only wrong, but rather inflammatory (imho):

[quote] "Some black man could have been arrested, charged and convicted that fit that description and had that criminal back ground at that hotel. The fact that no one has addressed that is a concern," says Westbrooks.

Look, Keys may be scum, but the NAACP doesn't seem to get that he TOLD THE POLICE THE TRUTH about what he was doing in the motel. The police knew that he'd been there for a sex hookup, so they weren't going to be out looking to arrest and charge black guys as carjackers and kidnappers. .. In fact, Keys even told the police - in advance - that he had the notion to make up some kind of story to tell his family. The lie he concocted was to what? a neighbor? who then took it upon herself to blab it to the rest of the world. .. Keys didn't do that, so this wasn't like he was out making some kind of grand statement to the news media for public consumption - and more importantly - it had nothing to do with the official police report that he'd given to the authorities.

Personally, the only thing I see them being able to charge Keys with is some kind of minor prostitution charge; and if they treat him like everyone else with a first offense, then it will more than likely result in some kind of plea that's reduced to a fine (max. $1000) and suspended sentence (max. one-year). Have they even found-retrieved his supposed Craigslist communications? Have they been able to track and identify who he was communicating with? .. the guy(s) who turned him into a crime victim? .. I think they'd need those communications to make it stick. .. As I recall, he said he was responding to an ad, so if true, he didn't even do the original soliciting.

He kind of husky hot.

I can’t believe he actually called the police over a lost$70

R279 Yeah, that was the really stupid part, especially since he got his phone back almost immediately. .. All this trouble over 70-frickin dollars. .. lol! .. Maybe sub-consciously he wanted to be outed.

R278, I get our point but with the “wild Wild West” mentality in GA, some civilian might take matters in his own hands.

R281 Okay. But the NAACP spokeswoman was addressing what she thought the police and district attorney would do to some innocent black men i.e. "arrest, charge and convict" - as opposed to vigilantes. And that just wasn't going to happen. The authorities knew the real story.

And I still don't see how the district attorney can make any kind of case against Keys for fabricating a story in a private conversation. In fact, I just went back to re-read what happened, and reports at the time say that the woman who posted "the story" on Facebook isn't even the person Keys told his lie to directly. Apparently, she heard it from her daughter, who supposedly heard it from Keys. So now we're dealing with second-hand re-tellings.

Beyond the misdemeanor solicitation for sodomy charge, I'd really like to know what Keys could be charged with that would actually hold up in court. In a video, the Macon judicial circuit DA (who's not handling the case) said something about charging him with "false report of a crime" (another misdemeanor), but added "if the evidence supports it." I just don't see how the evidence supports tha charge, because the George code says the false report has to be made to a law enforcement officer or state agency - not to some neighbor girl who then runs home and tells her mother who then writes her own report on Facebook.

I had long forgotten about this thread.

𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄: It has recently reached my ears that the "fat deputy" of whom I spoke in R134 has passed away from Covid-19. (No, I cannot link the obit. without giving away the little shithole town in which I live. Sorry.)

There's a piece of anonymous wisdom, variously attributed, which says, "If you sit by the river and wait long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float past."

COPS ARE NOT OUR FRIENDS

He votes poorly (Republican, no doubt). He deserves more than an outing.

He's probably full piggy, meth bottom on BBRT by now.

" being robbed while waiting in a motel room for a sex worker he had arranged to meet on Craigslist"......Craigslist doesn't allow adult ads anymore. This story is incorrect.

Sex worker- makes being a PROSTITUTE sound HIP.

Is he dead yet?

Seeking closeted hookups on Craigslist? He’s lucky he didn’t encounter a soft butch sous chef

R278, he told a story that disparaged the police and could have provoked community outrage at 'Black criminals' and the inability of police to keep white people safe. What he did was irresponsible and un-Christian.

The police didn't care about the racist part. They outed him and charged him with a crime as revenge for suggesting they didn't do their job.

R10, exactly!

He actually has a case.

And Georgia, GTFOH with posting people’s photos online for shit that they have been charged with, and not convicted of.

Constitutionally, IDGAF if this gentleman is a Bible studies teacher or an engineer. That being said, this public shaming that law enforcement in the south does, has made this man unemployed, and has most probably alienated him from his friends and family.

The crime here is that the man was ROBBED, and now he’s being robbed of his livelihood and social support. Who actually gives a fuck if he was seeking out some action? None of that shit matters, and I hope this gentleman has enough wherewithal to contact a constitutional law attorney, and STANDS HIS GROUND AND SUES THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF THE CITY OF MACON AND THE STATE OF GEORGIA.

Take it all the way up to the highest court, and get some fucking 💰💰💰.

This is why so many in the LGBTQ communities in the backwards south stay closeted.

He needs to sue the fuck out of all involved and move the fuck outta there to his new pad in WeHo, where he will make new friends and be welcomed by all of WeHo’s DataLounge whores.

Hope someone reaches out to this guy and gets him into the proper gear one needs to be in when deciding to pursue rule of law. He’s probably so ashamed, that he is at high risk for suicide.

Fuck, I wish I were wealthy, because for sure I’d get this guy an attorney, and fuck shit up for Macon, Georgia.

R79, but what if the robbers were 2 black men?

Your reasoning on this is ridiculous if the two robbers were black.

It's been almost a year now since this arrest happened and there have been no updates. Does anyone know what happened to this fat closet case? Has there been a divorce filing by his wife of 20 years, Jenny? Were the charges dismissed?

what a schlimazel!

If prosecutors never located the Craigslist ad that Keys said he'd responded to in order to identify the other alleged sodomite and prove that a solicitation of sodomy had actually taken place, then the case would seem far too weak to prosecute (imho). And I somehow doubt that ever happened, because whoever that person was would have been the perpetrator or at least involved in the armed robbery that actually did take place, so I think that would have made the news.

Update?

I miss Craigslist so much, there is nothing else around like it.

I would guess the D.A. looked at the charges and said they didn't have a case. Plus, this all went down during Covid lockdown when courts were in already in disarray and scrambling and postponing things that actually mattered.