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Things Lesbians Do

Insist on being called Doctor or Professor. Demand peer-reviewed sources for everything, even banal comments like, 'Nice weather, isn't it?'

If butch, open car doors for their femme in a way that would have Scarlett O'Hara rolling her eyes.

Know they'll never have an attractive partner so say things to themselves and others like, 'I fall in love with souls. The physical is so superficial. Confidence in a huge gunt is what's really sexy.'

Write mystery novels with cat detectives.

Insist they can fix ride-on mowers even as the lawn gets to the point where people who don't even live in the neighborhood complain.

Feel momentary shame at all the processed food they buy when unpacking their groceries, then forget about it spend the rest of the week binging on it.

Bring bread pudding to the table while singing Blue Denim by Stevie Nicks, but with the lyrics 'blue denim' changed to 'bread pudding'.

by Anonymousreply 345Last Wednesday at 10:12 PM

[quote] Write mystery novels with cat detectives.

I don't get that one.

by Anonymousreply 105/23/2020

financially raping queen cunts

by Anonymousreply 205/23/2020

Barter. And I don't mean poor lesbians but some quite rich lesbians I've known. Who will devise crazy schemes of trading the most improbable goods for the.most improbable services.

I had lesbian friends whose voices, when inviting me to do something, would take a certain time and I knew immediately they wanted a barter deal. I would ask them to just tell me the favor that they wanted and I would agree if it were at all possible, on the condition they not try to pay me off with a nice dinner or some exchange. Drove them fucking nuts to to have their complicated game shortcut.

by Anonymousreply 305/23/2020

Insist they're 'at one with their sexuality' yet also have a sort of Puritanical disdain for sex and all those who actually have it.

by Anonymousreply 406/13/2020

This is a straight up troll thread. Don’t feed it or spread the misogyny.

by Anonymousreply 506/13/2020

The bartering thing is true.

by Anonymousreply 606/13/2020

I think this time- this time!- this is an actual lesbian hate thread.

Lol at the lesbian barter system comment.

by Anonymousreply 706/13/2020

Let’s pretend we’re bartering lesbians!

I’ll change the oil in your Subaru if you let me use it to haul some lumber from Home Depot for the deck I’m building.

by Anonymousreply 806/13/2020

Blame anyone but themselves for the festering misery of the lesbian community.

by Anonymousreply 906/13/2020

Lesbian prison rape.

by Anonymousreply 1006/13/2020

Where did "lesbians with canes" and their like of bread pudding originate?

by Anonymousreply 1106/13/2020

Leer.

by Anonymousreply 1206/13/2020

eh, OP, I guess your threads about trannies aren't going the way you'd like.

"are you one of these chicks with dicks I've been hearing so much about" --anyone recognize this quote?

by Anonymousreply 1306/13/2020

Bread pudding came from a thread years ago in which a woman named Claire posted her bread pudding recipe. I think it caught on as the stereotypical lesbian dessert because it’s so dated, stodgy, unglamorous, and borne of thrift.

by Anonymousreply 1406/14/2020

And the cane thing came from people once noting that the use of canes is disproportionally high among lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 1506/14/2020

Twirl vagina capes.

by Anonymousreply 1606/14/2020

Give Flobee haircuts and eat lots of Haggen-Daz ice cream. Vanilla Swiss Almond or Dulce De Leche only.

by Anonymousreply 1706/14/2020

Hang dreamcatchers from their cars' rearview mirrors.

by Anonymousreply 1806/14/2020

OP is greyed out?

Looks like a few lesbian nerves were touched.

by Anonymousreply 1906/14/2020

Wearing ‘90s straight guy shirts.

They can’t possible think they look good, but they wear them.

by Anonymousreply 2009/09/2020

Wearing Doc Martins.

Bitching about misogyny on a gay men's site.

Asserting their proud misandry on a gay men's site.

by Anonymousreply 2109/09/2020

Did a tranny get pissed off again?

by Anonymousreply 2209/10/2020

[quote] Did a tranny get pissed off again?

No, but it looks like some lesbians did.

by Anonymousreply 2309/10/2020

Lersbo "fashion" (click link)

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by Anonymousreply 2409/10/2020

[quote] Looks like a few lesbian nerves were touched.

Lesbians hate to be touched.

They wish for the world to be as sexless as they are.

by Anonymousreply 2509/10/2020

Wear clothing covered in dog hair

by Anonymousreply 2609/10/2020

clickety-clack around in rancid Birkenstocks..............

by Anonymousreply 2709/10/2020

Lesbians don't clickety-clack.

They clomp-clomp.

by Anonymousreply 2809/10/2020

r28.........touche

by Anonymousreply 2909/10/2020

Hate men.

Stalk men.

Blame Daddy for everything.

Demand that Daddy take care of them.

Project their hatred for Daddy onto all men.

Try to look like men.

Try to be men.

Fail miserably at being a man.

And thus, hate men. It's an endless cycle of pitiful failure. The dyke handbook is touched but never held, as it lies deep in a place that is never entered by human hands: the average lesbo's unloved cunt.

by Anonymousreply 3009/10/2020

r30........WoW

by Anonymousreply 3109/10/2020

F&Fing funny posts

by Anonymousreply 3209/10/2020

I blocked a poster saying ridiculous and hateful shit about lesbians and half the thread is now gone. That should tell you something....

by Anonymousreply 3309/10/2020

[quote] I blocked a poster saying ridiculous and hateful shit about lesbians and half the thread is now gone. That should tell you something....

Why are lesbians all over DL?

I suppose R30 explains it.

Reality bites, butch.

by Anonymousreply 3409/10/2020

[quote] This is a straight up troll thread. Don’t feed it or spread the misogyny.

Is it misogyny for a women to dress like a man and wear no makeup? Because dykes seem to have this general "quality" about them: that is, they reject being feminine.

Interesting that they hate themselves why whining about misogyny.

Also interesting that they pack into a gay men's board while making it clear that they hate men.

by Anonymousreply 3509/10/2020

Create daring new fashion trends (by simply ripping men off and wearing it worse). There was a reason women were once forbidden to wear pants.

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by Anonymousreply 3609/10/2020

Sleep with every straight guy they see to prove they are women.

by Anonymousreply 3709/10/2020

As a gay man, I don't really mind lesbians being here. I don't know that I have met a lot that weren't very touchy or could take a joke, but maybe I don't understand the psyche. I think in general they are very SJW types from my experience.

by Anonymousreply 3809/10/2020

Start threads, bitching about gay men and DL.

Get responses they dislike in said thread.

Complain that this is "typical" of the "unbearable" anti-female behavior on DL.

Demand that the thread be deleted after too many gay men tear it apart in the comments section.

Get DL site runners to carry out its wishes.

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by Anonymousreply 3909/10/2020

What was that thread, R39?

by Anonymousreply 4009/10/2020

It was a thread started by a lesbian, asking what alternatives there were to DL that weren't so "annoying". Other lesbians showed up to complain about their treatment on DL. Gay men pushed back, pointing out the dykes' pathological behavior and hypocrisy.

Then the thread was deleted.

Pretty typical lesbian encounter: dedicated to complaining and then resorting to censorship when the locals point out some harsh truths.

by Anonymousreply 4109/10/2020

Lesbians have Muriel in their pocket.

by Anonymousreply 4209/10/2020

Let tiny Muriel go you lady barbarians!

She's got Meghan Markle threads to ban.

by Anonymousreply 4309/10/2020

They be lesbianing.

by Anonymousreply 4409/10/2020

Have to be tipped over to get out of deck chairs.

by Anonymousreply 4509/10/2020

I’ll tell you one thing they don’t do: they will not hire men. I’ve had two different job interviews where it was a lesbian that was the hiring manager and I did not get either of the jobs despite interviewing well and being well qualified. This is why I don’t bother trying to be nice to them anymore.

by Anonymousreply 4609/10/2020

I’m tired of encountering lesbians who “found themselves” late in life. They’ve got ex husbands and kids up the ying yang. They are the most tiresome of friends and the most needy.

by Anonymousreply 4709/10/2020

Someone was better qualified and interviewed better R46. And no one believes you were nice to them before so not sure why you would try to insert that in there.

by Anonymousreply 4809/10/2020

R48 Nobody cares what you believe. Many people have said the same thing that lesbian hiring managers don’t like to hire men.

by Anonymousreply 4909/10/2020

Watch the Ellen show religiously.

by Anonymousreply 5009/10/2020

Rush to the defense of straight women when gay men on Datalounge ask why they’re allowed to post here.

by Anonymousreply 5109/10/2020

Own Ellen’s sitcom on DVD

Prefer the final season

by Anonymousreply 5209/10/2020

It's not about what only I believe R49. NO ONE read your post and believes you were nice to lesbians. It's obvious you have a chip on your shoulder with women as you've infested many threads with your complaints about them, even when it was not related to the thread at all. You're an obviously disgruntled straight man seeking allies in your pathetic hatred. Seek therapy.

And also to the contrary, lesbians are much nicer to men then they are to women in the work force. I've seen many kiss men's asses for reasons I can't fathom.

by Anonymousreply 5309/10/2020

[quote] And also to the contrary, lesbians are much nicer to men then they are to women in the work force.

Now there’s something nobody believes.

by Anonymousreply 5409/10/2020

Look out for R30 in the news everyone. He'll be the one under arrest for shooting up a women's church meeting.

by Anonymousreply 5509/10/2020

Have no sense of humor on what is supposed to be a funny thread.

by Anonymousreply 5609/10/2020

[quote] Why are lesbians all over DL?

Maybe because DL is a gay site and lesbians are gay? And while I don't read every thread on DL, as far as I've noticed, most of the self-identified lezzies here (e.g. "elderlez") are very cool and don't hate or complain about men at all.

by Anonymousreply 5709/10/2020

Pray tell what is so particularly humourous about R30's post R56?

by Anonymousreply 5809/10/2020

Well, lesbians declared this thread Literal Violence!

We’ve this other times before. Every time somebody tries to start a thread for jokes about canes and vagina janes they have to come and tell us how it’s not funny.

by Anonymousreply 5909/10/2020

[quote] I’ll tell you one thing they don’t do: they will not hire men. I’ve had two different job interviews where it was a lesbian that was the hiring manager and I did not get either of the jobs despite interviewing well and being well qualified.

You probably just didn't interview as well as you thought. I've either worked for or am friends/acquaintances with numerous lesbian managers who've hired plenty of men over the course of their careers. In fact, I know a few who vastly prefer to hire men because they think other women are too "soft" or they worry about being accused of sexual harassment. (Not saying these concerns are necessarily legit.)

by Anonymousreply 6009/10/2020

[quote] Wear clothing covered in dog hair

LOL, this one is actually true. Or maybe it's true of most pet-obsessed people, but lesbians definitely have a stronger tendency than most to fall into that category,

by Anonymousreply 6109/10/2020

Make disgusting vegetarian and vegan food

by Anonymousreply 6209/10/2020

R47 Lol. I agree with your comment about lesbians who “found themselves” late in life" having ex-husbands, kids, and nothing but issues. Meredith Baxter comes to mind, in fact, she could be the poster child for lesbians who find themselves late in life.

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by Anonymousreply 6309/10/2020

Women hide behind the lesbian label when they can't find a man. As women get older men stop being interested so they adopt the lesbian handle . It's ironic but lesbians crave men more than anybody.

by Anonymousreply 6409/10/2020

Anne Burrell announced she’s marrying a man. Do lesbians ever want to be taken seriously?

by Anonymousreply 6509/10/2020

R64, if it was good enough for Elton in the 80s...

by Anonymousreply 6609/10/2020

R64 this is the biggest crock of bullshit I’ve heard in awhile. Why do gay men think lesbians want men?

Lesbians have a sense of humor, but plenty of men in here are serious with their “expertise” about lesbian women and being insulting by talking about how lesbians don’t hire men, yet secretly need and want men in their lives in old age, etc. You’d get tired of hearing from gay men that your sexual identity doesn’t exist or isn’t real—I’ve seen it in almost every lesbian thread in here. Joking about about Ellen and veganism is fine; telling us we all hate men, etc. is not.

by Anonymousreply 6709/10/2020

R30 has 9 hateful posts in this thread. The Republicans want to take away your right to equality. Conservative gay men and women look down on you in public and in private. But sure, dump abuse on the lesbians, who are fighting the same fight right along with you.

by Anonymousreply 6809/10/2020

Oh, and R30, lesbians don't hate men. I get the feeling that maybe some lesbians (and some gay men and straight people) hate you, but that doesn't mean they hate all men. You sound like you hate men...and women.

by Anonymousreply 6909/10/2020

[quote] Why do gay men think lesbians want men?

For the most part, they don't. But yes, DL has a few narrow-minded and delusional queens who can't imagine anyone, including lesbians and straight men, being attracted to a woman or viewing men as anything less than the center of the universe.

by Anonymousreply 7009/10/2020

[quote]Joking about about Ellen and veganism is fine; telling us we all hate men, etc. is not.

Nobody but lesbians insists on beginning every thread with boundaries on what is and isn't supposed to be funny.

by Anonymousreply 7109/10/2020

Supposedly some fart themselves awake and their strap on falls to the floor with a rubbery thump. It’s not me, though.

by Anonymousreply 7209/10/2020

Do we need new lesbian stereotypes?

by Anonymousreply 7309/10/2020

I find that lesbians say no a lot but that no is actually a screaming yes. Most lesbians are too good looking to be left out of the dating pool. A persistent guy will be rewarded.

by Anonymousreply 7409/11/2020

Stay in on a Sunday and eat minge.

by Anonymousreply 7509/11/2020

R74 sleeps with women when he drinks.

by Anonymousreply 7609/11/2020

Do lesbians like to hang out with straight men?

by Anonymousreply 7709/11/2020

Take everything too seriously

by Anonymousreply 7809/11/2020

R37, you wish, scumbag

by Anonymousreply 7909/11/2020

R73, definitely, but don't expect to find them here

by Anonymousreply 8009/11/2020

Promote bed death

by Anonymousreply 8109/11/2020

There are far, far more self-identifying lesbians who have had sex with men than there are gay men (what straight man choses to call himself gay?) who have had sex with women.

by Anonymousreply 8209/11/2020

Go to l chat and find a thread on how all men should be killed. A lot if those lesbians are hot.

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by Anonymousreply 8309/11/2020

R82 nope because there's way more 100% gay men than 100% lesbians

most gay men have slept with a woman, around 60% studies have shown

most 100% lesbians have not, you're confusing lesbians with bisexual women

by Anonymousreply 8409/11/2020

Please.

Even Rosie O’Donnell has been in a relationship with a man.

by Anonymousreply 8509/11/2020

Declare gay men bigots for not liking vagina.

by Anonymousreply 8609/11/2020

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by Anonymousreply 8709/11/2020

R84 lesbians don't sleep with anyone. Too busy plotting to kill somebody.

by Anonymousreply 8809/11/2020

So those DLers who are still pissed about being born with penises, when they would have made such better women than those "fraus" they obsess over, are not taking their bitterness out on lesbians.

Check.

by Anonymousreply 8909/11/2020

^^now taking their hate out.

by Anonymousreply 9009/11/2020

Any other homophobic tropes you want to get in, R89?

by Anonymousreply 9109/11/2020

R91. Happy to bash lesbians any day of the week!

by Anonymousreply 9209/11/2020

Well done Mediapolis. The DL is infested with 'repugnants' whose strategy is to 'divide and rule'. Let's sow discord in the LGBT community and in these testing times, when no-one knows what's going on anymore it's not too difficult.

This is a cesspit of homophobia, misogyny, transphobia and general hatred for those who are different. The DL is over.

by Anonymousreply 9309/11/2020

Do the gals at LChat still profess to all be lipstick lesbos who mortally hate what they call "butchies"?

by Anonymousreply 9409/11/2020

[quote]Well done Mediapolis. The DL is infested with 'repugnants' whose strategy is to 'divide and rule'. Let's sow discord in the LGBT community and in these testing times, when no-one knows what's going on anymore it's not too difficult. This is a cesspit of homophobia, misogyny, transphobia and general hatred for those who are different. The DL is over.

Not my motive. I just wanted a Michfest/Dark Lesbians style joke thread. But, of course, lesbians can't have that.

I notice, however, that most of the transphobia on this site is coming from lesbians. Or maybe it's just someone claiming to be them...

by Anonymousreply 9509/11/2020

"All gay men want to be women."

Yeah.

That's pretty homophobic.

by Anonymousreply 9609/11/2020

r46 I'm gay and I don't blame them.

Be honest, how many jobs have you worked and watched straight guys be lazy as fuck and get away with it because no one really ever corrects them or calls them out especially other men. I know there are some lazy queens but for the most part, if we show up to work, we do the fucking job.

Also little note, maybe she could tell how petty you are and she didn't want to deal with it. I mean, look at what you just wrote.

by Anonymousreply 9709/11/2020

r46 I'm gay and I don't blame them.

Be honest, how many jobs have you worked and watched straight guys be lazy as fuck and get away with it because no one really ever corrects them or calls them out especially other men. I know there are some lazy queens but for the most part, if we show up to work, we do the fucking job.

Also little note, maybe she could tell how petty you are and she didn't want to deal with it. I mean, look at what you just wrote.

by Anonymousreply 9809/11/2020

[quote]Be honest, how many jobs have you worked and watched straight guys be lazy as fuck and get away with it because no one really ever corrects them or calls them out especially other men.

I see the opposite. Office fraus who constantly have to leave early for kids and fibro. That's one stereotype Datalounge has pitch perfect.

by Anonymousreply 9909/11/2020

[quote]Well done Mediapolis. The DL is infested with 'repugnants' whose strategy is to 'divide and rule'. Let's sow discord in the LGBT community and in these testing times, when no-one knows what's going on anymore it's not too difficult.

I'm watching the same thing go on at another site which I won't name lest it draw some of the ugliness from here to there.

by Anonymousreply 10009/11/2020

r99 you never see the men also leave early for kids and other things? I do. You're full of shit.

And I work on films crews where you never take time off because your job isn't guaranteed, yet I watch these guys come and go like it's a club and they are preferred members.

by Anonymousreply 10109/11/2020

[quote] most of the transphobia on this site is coming from lesbians

Not true OP

by Anonymousreply 10209/11/2020

It would help if lesbians would actually call out whoever is behind all the anti-trans threads that are actually divisive.

Instead of going after gay men.

by Anonymousreply 10309/11/2020

drink and then call exes

by Anonymousreply 10409/11/2020

Only tell you they made the bread pudding with soy milk after you've bitten into it (and wondered if it was gone off).

by Anonymousreply 10509/11/2020

OP is just Boris on his daily Liberal Denigration Spree.

He forgot to mention he wants all these silly lesbians and even gays like himself rounded up in Chechnyan concentration camps and killed or tortured.

by Anonymousreply 10609/11/2020

R106 lesbians make good concentration guards. It helps when u enjoy your work. I don't think the male guards tortured the prisoners. It was all lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 10709/11/2020

Fantasize about concentration camps for men.

by Anonymousreply 10809/11/2020

Lesbians did pretty well in East Germany.

Gay men not so much.

by Anonymousreply 10909/11/2020

Take jokes well.

by Anonymousreply 11009/11/2020

The funniest thing is how the lesbians on these threads ALWAYS proof the humorless lesbian stereotype.

by Anonymousreply 11109/11/2020

[quote] these threads ALWAYS proof the humorless lesbian stereotype.

Oh dear

by Anonymousreply 11209/11/2020

Never contribute to wit on Datalounge.

Just whine.

by Anonymousreply 11309/11/2020

R94, I haven't been to LChat in over a year, but yes, apparently everyone there is a glamorous femme who likes to bash butches. (Kind of like the "masc" fascination at DL.)

by Anonymousreply 11409/11/2020

They're all about as femme as Ernest Borgnine.

by Anonymousreply 11509/11/2020

Yeah. I'm a femme. My hair goes past my ears.

by Anonymousreply 11609/11/2020

The lesbian male concentration camp fantasy is real. Julie Bindel:

“It won’t, not unless men get their act together, have their power taken from them and behave themselves. I mean, I would actually put them all in some kind of camp where they can all drive around in quad bikes, or bicycles, or white vans. I would give them a choice of vehicles to drive around with, give them no porn, they wouldn’t be able to fight – we would have wardens, of course! Women who want to see their sons or male loved ones would be able to go and visit, or take them out like a library book, and then bring them back.

I hope heterosexuality doesn’t survive, actually. I would like to see a truce on heterosexuality. I would like an amnesty on heterosexuality until we have sorted ourselves out. Because under patriarchy it’s shit.

And I am sick of hearing from individual women that their men are all right. Those men have been shored up by the advantages of patriarchy and they are complacent, they are not stopping other men from being shit.

I would love to see a women’s liberation that results in women turning away from men and saying: “when you come back as human beings, then we might look again.”

by Anonymousreply 11709/11/2020

Block sidewalks

by Anonymousreply 11809/11/2020

I wonder if any notable Datalounge meme was created by a lesbian.

Seems unlikely.

by Anonymousreply 11909/11/2020

Support straight women over gay men

by Anonymousreply 12009/11/2020

Only allow lesbians on their own website, but see this website as a free for all.

by Anonymousreply 12109/11/2020

Sleep with straight guys at the drop of a hat. There is a reason so many straight guys fish at l chat.

by Anonymousreply 12209/12/2020

Shower once a week.

by Anonymousreply 12309/12/2020

Game Wardens

Park Rangers

Environmentalists

Bakers of Delicious food

Dog 🐕 Lovers

Cat 🐈 Lovers

Talented Athletes

Writers & Artists

🌟DEMOCRATS🌟

singer songwriters

Gay🌈Organizers

Wine 🍷 drinkers

Part time hags/ FRIENDS

& of course HOT LIPSTICK 💄 LEZZIES

by Anonymousreply 12409/12/2020

[quote] Insist they're 'at one with their sexuality' yet also have a sort of Puritanical disdain for sex and all those who actually have it.

The call is coming from INSIDE the house.....

by Anonymousreply 12509/12/2020

R124 I've always enjoyed the singular style of your lists/pists. I think this one is your best ever. Nice way to brighten up such a sad toxic thread.

by Anonymousreply 12609/12/2020

^ lists/posts

by Anonymousreply 12709/12/2020

Those lesbians at R124 sound fun.

Most of the ones I know are conservatives.

by Anonymousreply 12809/12/2020

Work as gym teachers and always find reasons to enter the girls' changing rooms.

by Anonymousreply 12909/12/2020

R129 why is that? I mean, why do they exploit the vulnerable? They also go after mentally handicapped women. It's like they don't have a moral compass

by Anonymousreply 13009/12/2020

Throw paint on fur coats.

Do they still do that?

by Anonymousreply 13109/12/2020

Thank Gaia

by Anonymousreply 13209/12/2020

Side with straight women over gay men.

by Anonymousreply 13309/12/2020

Use CPAP machines

by Anonymousreply 13409/12/2020

Remember the first time they visited their homeland, Lesbos

by Anonymousreply 13509/12/2020

Defend straight women’s homophobia.

Think if they simp for straight women enough, they’ll get to sleep with them.

Be bitter when the latter never happens.

by Anonymousreply 13609/12/2020

Adopt toxic masculinity and the worst traits of straight men. They’re the lesbian equivalent of frau-adjacent gays.

by Anonymousreply 13709/12/2020

Adopt vulnerable children.

by Anonymousreply 13809/12/2020

Generous, fun aunts!

by Anonymousreply 13909/13/2020

Generous lesbians?

Yeah, right...

by Anonymousreply 14009/13/2020

Connoisseurs of bad taste

by Anonymousreply 14109/13/2020

Reuse (herbal) teabags.

by Anonymousreply 14209/13/2020

They speak out and act upon injustices and generally stronger than gay men. I love them.

by Anonymousreply 14309/13/2020

[quote]Things Lesbians Do

Fuck women.

by Anonymousreply 14409/13/2020

[quote] They speak out and act upon injustices and generally stronger than gay men.

I wish I knew these lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 14509/13/2020

Refrain from creeping people out on streetcars.

by Anonymousreply 14609/13/2020

Spend more time bemoaning trans women than fighting injustice.

by Anonymousreply 14709/13/2020

Eat their feelings

by Anonymousreply 14809/13/2020

Make plaster casts of their colored breasts.

by Anonymousreply 14909/13/2020

Dykesplain to gay men

by Anonymousreply 15009/13/2020

R143 lesbians don't have the same "injustice" and bullshit that gay men face

Most straight people like lesbians, hell straight men fetishize them and straight girls experiment all the time

Those gay men though, really get straights riled up

by Anonymousreply 15109/13/2020

Frugal and therefore stereotypically bad tippers. I knew servers who would fight over had to take their table because tip was minimal at best. Also range from silently judgey to vocally critical of service.

by Anonymousreply 15209/13/2020

Have little culture of their own, unlike highly developed gay culture, so just comment from a feminist perspective on general news.

There’s no lesbian Helen Lawson.

by Anonymousreply 15309/13/2020

Have to put up with bullshit from gay men and straight men because both treat them as lesser than human beings.

by Anonymousreply 15409/13/2020

R154 you don't contribute to society

by Anonymousreply 15509/13/2020

Straight females are the most privileged people in our society and lesbians are pissed that they don't get that experience. Of course, they are better off than everyone else.

by Anonymousreply 15609/13/2020

[quote] the most privileged people in our society

Really? In what way? Because what I see is the domestic abuse and sexual violence shelters are packed with them, these 'very privileged' creatures.

by Anonymousreply 15709/13/2020

R155, sure, lesbians are like Starbucks, Amazon, Google, and many other corporations, they pay meagre taxes or in many other countries lesbians don't pay taxes at all.

R155, seriously, get a grip.

by Anonymousreply 15809/13/2020

R151, do you happen to know any lesbians?

by Anonymousreply 15909/13/2020

R157 men compete for the privilege of supporting females for life. They can charge a $1000 for sex. Men are homeless on the street while females have shelters. Why are women beaten? Because they deserve it. They are poor,ugly, and dumb.

by Anonymousreply 16009/13/2020

R159 Don't even waste your energy. This is a sad thread for sad sacks. It's patently obvious Lesbians must intimidate many weak men.

by Anonymousreply 16109/13/2020

R158 corporation s don't pay taxes because they are pieces of paper. Their shareholders pay the tax.

by Anonymousreply 16209/13/2020

I wish all the lesbians I knew were passionate defenders of injustice.

The ones I know are all transphobes who don’t like gay men or anyone or anything.

by Anonymousreply 16309/13/2020

Defenders AGAINST injustice

by Anonymousreply 16409/13/2020

Attempt to bully men.

by Anonymousreply 16509/13/2020

I think DL is pretty accepting. If this were a lesbian space and a gay man showed up, they’d be run out within 15 minutes and blocked.

by Anonymousreply 16609/13/2020

R162, that was sarcasm but obviously it went straight over your head.

And by the way, tax evasion is a crime and that includes corporations.

by Anonymousreply 16709/13/2020

There is a troll who is consumed with making gay men and lesbians hate each other. I'm not interested in slinging mud at my fellow underdogs when we have the same oppressors.

by Anonymousreply 16809/13/2020

R167 corporation s pay out dividends to their shareholders who pay tax at their own personal rates. Lesbians don't have children or work. They don't contribute. They have no tax to pay because they earn nothing.

by Anonymousreply 16909/13/2020

It's quite obvious you are a troll, no-one can be that stupid. Off you go! Ignore button

by Anonymousreply 17009/13/2020

R168 I appreciate that. Now if the rest of the people in here would stop making this thread a “let’s dump on gay women” experience, we could actually make this thread more lighthearted again.

My contribution: listen to Annie Lennox while doing puzzles. Take a day hike with one’s spouse and talking about the deeper meaning of life.

by Anonymousreply 17109/13/2020

Read Jeanette Winterson

by Anonymousreply 17209/13/2020

R170 corporates pay taxes initially but the shareholder gets it back and pays tax on the dividend based on his tax bracket. People think corporation s are people getting rich but a corporation is nothing more than a legal description .

by Anonymousreply 17309/13/2020

Why should this be a good natured attack on lesbians; it's not like they are good natured. I just find them hilarious and useless to society.

by Anonymousreply 17409/13/2020

Like gay men, they’ve babysat their nieces and nephews for countless millenniums. And not just babysat, but made life FUN!

by Anonymousreply 17509/13/2020

They u-haul

by Anonymousreply 17609/13/2020

Have the vaginas that could attract the masculine straight men so many DLers clearly want and yet do nothing about it.

by Anonymousreply 17709/13/2020

Love sports

by Anonymousreply 17809/13/2020

R175 the Duggar lesbian seems nice. I forget her name. Jan? She babysits like crazy.

by Anonymousreply 17909/13/2020

Carry emergency rations of nut loaf like diabetics carry candy.

by Anonymousreply 18009/13/2020

Jana duggar

by Anonymousreply 18109/13/2020

There’s another ongoing thread which basically consists of gay men pointing out homophobia and lesbians attacking us for doing so.

I’m over them.

by Anonymousreply 18209/13/2020

Here’s the thread

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by Anonymousreply 18409/13/2020

Ugh - tiring. The Social Justice League comes to DL.

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by Anonymousreply 18509/13/2020

US lesbians seem more left-wing than UK lesbians, who are generally right-wing.

by Anonymousreply 18609/13/2020

Lesbians do all the dividing. I don’t see or hear any lesbians calling out the dykes who have partnered up with the Heritage Foundation. We seem to have very different ideas about who our oppressors are.

by Anonymousreply 18709/13/2020

R186, interesting point. Any examples?

by Anonymousreply 18809/13/2020

They were tomboys when growing up

by Anonymousreply 18909/13/2020

[quote] [R186], interesting point. Any examples?

I’m just seeing a disconnect between how Americans see lesbians (staunch Democrats, SJWs) and the British ones who are crazily obsessed with trans and as a result tend to align themselves with the political right.

by Anonymousreply 19009/13/2020

Munch carpet

by Anonymousreply 19109/14/2020

Never vacuum their actual carpet

by Anonymousreply 19209/14/2020

I can't quite pigeonhole all lesbians. The company here in Romania has only two women who are openly gay. One is a perpetually angry, gray-haired, SJW and always lacking in humor but from what my roommate told me about her life, I can see where it stems....so yeah, along with her PhD in journalism she would fit the stereotype. However, she sure knows how to mix cigarette pants and vintage Halston tops and cook up a storm and be super "housewife" on the other hand. Another one is a striking tall slender beauty who looks like Princess Di and is always smiling and super easy going and fun to be around. She is a bit lazier with the fashion and cooking except for a little makeup and stuff which obviously she wears because it would be ashamed not to show her beauty. She also had a privileged life so she is not angry.

Both are gay and, while you could be shallow and say "angry lesbian" or "lipstick lesbian", human beings are not that simple. I don't think it's fair for us gay men to look at others who are also into same sex relationships and judge them. The lesbians who do that to us should be ashamed and gay men who do that to them should also be ashamed. It really needs to be LGB.

by Anonymousreply 19309/14/2020

[quote]It really needs to be LGB.

Can it be GLB?

by Anonymousreply 19409/14/2020

R194 - if you wanna fight about top billing...I just KNOW you are a bottom. Ha ha.

by Anonymousreply 19509/14/2020

That's funny.

I can take a joke. I'm not a lesbian.

But the point is real.

by Anonymousreply 19609/14/2020

Burn quite well. Our ancestors used to burn witches. A practice that should be revived.

by Anonymousreply 19709/14/2020

Where are the lesbians in this thread? I'm afraid there are far too many men.

by Anonymousreply 19809/14/2020

Jokes scare lesbians off.

by Anonymousreply 19909/14/2020

[post redacted because independent.co.uk thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]

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by Anonymousreply 20009/14/2020

R199, says a voice from the 'manosphere'

From the article @R200:

[quote] It’s uncomfortable to know that a violent hatred of women isn’t confined to the tame cliche of spittle-flecked keyboard warriors in greying Y-fronts, and that there are swathes of men in all layers of society who hold views that frankly make Margaret Atwood’s Gilead look progressive.

by Anonymousreply 20109/14/2020

It’s not acceptable to say gay men hate women. Jokes about Cher and nuts are acceptable though.

by Anonymousreply 20209/14/2020

R202 Cher is a lesbian, I thought. Her kid is a boy without penis, right?

by Anonymousreply 20309/14/2020

Sonny was lesbian with nuts

by Anonymousreply 20409/14/2020

Chaz is a woman dressed up like a man.

by Anonymousreply 20509/14/2020

R198 is right. Aren't there any lesbians to provide any input? Come out ladies or we will be forced to seek the only sage female visdom accepted on DL from Vairst Laidee.

by Anonymousreply 20609/14/2020

They tried to get this thread shut down and when they failed for once they fucked off.

by Anonymousreply 20709/14/2020

Start ten JK Rowling threads a day

by Anonymousreply 20809/14/2020

Assault drag queens

by Anonymousreply 20909/14/2020

Domestic violence

by Anonymousreply 21009/14/2020

Have cluttered and untidy homes

by Anonymousreply 21109/15/2020

R53, if the guy you're responding to has "a chip on his shoulder", do you consider that lesbian cosplay or some form of cultural appropriation? After all, every dyke has a chip on its shoulder, particularly about men.

DL demonstrates that well.

But the irony remains: dykes feel the need to be on a men's site. Pretty telling.

by Anonymousreply 21209/15/2020

Munch carpet.

But the sickening thing is that they refuse to clean it.

by Anonymousreply 21309/15/2020

On LChat: scream bloody murder if anyone is suspected of being a man. I occasionally posted over there in some of the gossip threads, and the nastiness was off the charts the moment they found out that a "faggot" was on "their" board.

Yet lezbos expect free entry to men's spaces, as DL demonstrates.

The 'D' in 'DL' doesn't stand for 'Dyke', dears. But it may be a projection: the lesbians have a deep longing for Dick. Go figure.

by Anonymousreply 21409/15/2020

R70, how are dykes disproving this mindset while harassing men on a site built for men?

If the world doesn't revolve around men, why are dykes constantly posting here?

Why are dykes constantly talking about men's dicks and their disdain for them on a men's site?

Rather illogical. But that's a dyke for you.

by Anonymousreply 21509/15/2020

Consider calling a fat woman fat literal violence

by Anonymousreply 21609/15/2020

I got mugged over at l chat on Christmas day. Those Dykes are evil. So mean to each other.

by Anonymousreply 21709/15/2020

In the lesbian community, this is an attractive woman.

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by Anonymousreply 21809/15/2020

[quote] Things Lesbians Don't Do

suck cock

by Anonymousreply 21909/15/2020

[quote] Have cluttered and untidy homes

I've known two couples who.....they weren't quite hoarders but they lived in constant filth. Every flat surface was covered in dirty dishes. I found their car title once while helping them look for keys. It was vile.

Add two dogs, five cats and an unchanged litter box on top of that and you'll know why I puked when I stepped outside.

by Anonymousreply 22009/15/2020

R177, lesbians are known for nor being able to get a man, usually because they are so ugly.

This makes them bitter and politicized, and thus they spend their days hating men.

You do know that studies have shown hardcore dykes to essentially be asexual, right? Rather inconvenient for your point.

Other women that actually have sex tend to be bisexual, as is the nature of women as a whole. This site full of cock shots and men sure seems to excite, engage and attract dykes, doesn't it? Very strange, since they have no need for men.

by Anonymousreply 22109/15/2020

Lipstick Lesbians are really Insatiable Bottoms: they crave to be ridden by a cock.

Butch Lesbians have a desire to please Lipstick Lesbians, but lacking a penis creates great conflict and envy in them: they hate men yet want to be "the man". They wear strap-ons, usually, and try to play man to the Lipstick Lezbo, all the while suspecting that she will eventually leave them for a real cock; after all, that is what the femdyke really wants, and this will also eventually give her a partner that will eventually give her a child.

The male partner is also likely to have a bigger bank account than the Butch, and doesn't require hormone treatments to pump healthy amounts of testosterone.

This all preys on the Butch Dyke's mind, of course, generally leading to the twin problems of the dyke community: alcoholism and domestic violence. The Butch gets very angry about its inability to magically grow a penis, which leads to drinking, which leads to a beating of the Lipstick Lesbian.

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by Anonymousreply 22209/15/2020

Near the bottom (ahem) of this thread, Natalie Portman is called out for her fake MeToo whining. This leads to a strange meltdown from a lesbian poster in posts 36, 38 and eventually 46 of that thread.

It turns out that this crazed lesbian thinks that Portman is a "rape victim" based on Hershlag's stories of receiving unwanted fan mail from men (probably studio execs) as a child.

Another example of how crazy lesbians are: they think that any form of contact with a man that is "unwanted" or deemed inappropriate -- at any point in time by the woman, of course -- is "rape".

Complete nut cases, in other words. And full of hatred for men at all times, as the dyke in that thread ably shows us all while bringing the added joys of dykedom: illogic, zero sense of humor and a complete lack of wit matched to a giant chip on her undersized, likely fat, shoulders.

Lesbianism is the gift that keeps giving.

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by Anonymousreply 22309/15/2020

[quote] hardcore dykes to essentially be asexual

Years ago I started a thread here because I wanted to ask about the lesbian friends of other posters.

A majority of my lesbian friends had been assaulted or molested by men, often family members, and I wondered if anyone else found the same.

Unfortunately, the lesbians on the board thought I was suggesting all lesbians were attacked and rejecting men (I wasn't) - but I do still think that some percentage of women that identify as lesbian do so because of the earlier abuse. It is something that does not have a parallel with gay men.

by Anonymousreply 22409/15/2020

There’s the strange phenomenon of later in life lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 22509/15/2020

R89 is the typical lesbian: utterly obsessed with cock. Is this not one of the most Freudian tells in the world?

Don't expect the dyke to understand what it's confessing. That would require it to have fairness and self-reflection rather than constant rage projected onto men; the latter is a lesbian hallmark, as we see daily on here.

by Anonymousreply 22609/15/2020

Lesbians are generally asexual, owing to their disgust at having no penis. Others that are called "lesbian" and actually have sex, almost always also have sex with men: these are, in truth, bisexuals. A sexual nature that all sexually active women are prone to.

They also, yes, tend to carry trauma from abuse from men. Often this is from the father, who they spend the rest of their lives hating and projecting onto the rest of the male sex.

It's vicious cycle for lesbians, who tend to be asexual political animals rather than sexual beings.

by Anonymousreply 22709/15/2020

[quote] lesbians are known for nor being able to get a man, usually because they are so ugly.

You are projecting your own frustration at not being able to attract straight men, who would not go near you with a ten-foot pole

by Anonymousreply 22809/15/2020

Laugh at gay men who think they know what lesbians are all about. (Don't forget many of them had our backs during the AIDS epidemic.)

by Anonymousreply 22909/15/2020

Then there's 'political lesbians'.

by Anonymousreply 23009/15/2020

Your logic is broken: see, I don't hang out on a men's board while talking shit about men. This is the nature of lesbians.

They also are constantly making reference to penis and overall cock size as some shaming technique, which is fascinating as a confession: dykes have nothing between their legs, yet they think that men should hang their heads in shame over cock size.

And if you think that straight men, or any other man, wants the typical dyke, well, a picture says a thousand words.

It's a man-hater. Because no man would date "her".

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[quote] Where are the lesbians in this thread? I'm afraid there are far too many men.

This post sums up lesbianism: come to a gay men's board, proceed to complain about there being a bunch of men on said board.

So, humorless and illogical. Yep, that's a dyke alright.

by Anonymousreply 23209/15/2020

[quote] Then there's 'political lesbians'.

Political Lesbians are simply lesbians, and lesbians are generally asexual.

by Anonymousreply 23309/15/2020

When used to challenge homophobic lesbians on Twitter one of their go-to insults was 'chode'.

I'd never heard it before.

But it apparently means little-penis.

I found it an interesting line of attack for people who believe penises (especially on trans women) are the root of all evil.

by Anonymousreply 23409/15/2020

For the lesbians

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by Anonymousreply 23509/15/2020

R232, you haven't been visiting the DL that often, otherwise you would know that the demographic of the site has changed drastically. It is packed now with straight republican men and women a lot more than gay men. That's why the talk about gay porn has decreased considerably, Mediapolis does it to appease them. So, when you go on about this being a gay board....that's laughable. Not anymore

by Anonymousreply 23609/15/2020

I was talking about this:

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by Anonymousreply 23709/15/2020

R231, you are so clueless, this person is transgender. Here he is posing with wait for it....gay guys

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Io Tillet wasn't trans until recently, r238. It has spent the majority of its life as an ugly woman.

I know this math is hard for you to do, as logic is something foreign to the lesbian -- meltdown -- mind.

The syllogism is obvious with that ugly woman: it began life as a tomboy, grew into a hideous woman and finally decided to become a "man" as a means of escaping the ugly reality of its existence.

Your post is merely a confession and continuation of my point, dear. That is: Lesbians tend to have Penis Envy.

Io is just another example of this. Thank you for supplementing my point.

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by Anonymousreply 23909/15/2020

I've suspected that most FtM are the less intelligent, more naive lesbians who genuinely believe that there is such a thing as 'male privilege' and decide to get themselves some by transition. (Most of the rest don't *really* believe that)

I also suspect that's why they have far, far higher rates of detrans: they discover no such thing exists.

by Anonymousreply 24009/15/2020

Another thing lesbians do: live in filth.

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What comes first: they're unclean and fat so declare soap and calories patriarchal and oppressive.

Or they're unclean and fat BECAUSE they've declared them patriarchal and oppressive.

by Anonymousreply 24209/15/2020

R227, that is no biggie, gay men have worse problems that is why:

[quote] Pachankis and his colleagues found that the stress gay and bisexual men reported experiencing related to their community’s preoccupation with sex, status and competition, as well as racism within their ranks, was associated with compromised mental health, especially for those lower on the gay-status totem pole.

I would add rejection from straight men.

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R235, are you pretending that that is yours? You wish

by Anonymousreply 24409/15/2020

R227 = straight incel

by Anonymousreply 24509/15/2020

R64 obese women that can't get men often also turn lez lez around late thirties and early forties and the opportunity to have kids dries up.

by Anonymousreply 24609/15/2020

R64 obese women that can't get men often also turn lez lez around late thirties and early forties and the opportunity to have kids dries up.

by Anonymousreply 24709/15/2020

R247, R246, stunted man with mommy issues.

by Anonymousreply 24809/15/2020

I have yet to see anything humourous in this thread, just a bunch of nasty insults towards lesbians and a few people defending them. The lesbian Fourth of July bbq thread, now THAT was funny.

by Anonymousreply 24909/15/2020

[quote]I have yet to see anything humourous in this thread, just a bunch of nasty insults towards lesbians and a few people defending them.

Yeah, but they started it.

We can NEVER do one of these thread without some lesbians chiming in with, 'That's NOT funny'.

by Anonymousreply 25009/15/2020

The bbq thread had a lesbian stating it wasn't funny yet it persisted and was hilarious. The problem is those cunts who aren't witty in the slightest and who infest lesbian threads with their cuntiness and use these threads to hate on lesbians. These threads aren't for those misogynistic homophobic freaks, their purpose is to ENTERTAIN with WIT

by Anonymousreply 25109/15/2020

Add a joke, if you want.

Your complaining about how offensive everything is isn't helping either.

by Anonymousreply 25209/15/2020

And your trolling R252 is turning this site from an entertaining bitchy gossip site into a conservative right wing cringe fest as is evidenced by your multiple posts in this thread. Is there any post you've made that isn't about criticizing women or lesbians? God you're tedious

by Anonymousreply 25309/15/2020

There’s nothing right-wing about me. I can’t say the same for you lesbians.

Lesbians started this. If you want jokes post them, instead lesbians decided to come onto this thread and play victims.

We know because they do it all the time.

by Anonymousreply 25409/15/2020

All the straight guys on data lounge are attracting lesbians. I thought lesbians don't want a man???

by Anonymousreply 25509/16/2020

Declare threads not funny

Yet refuse to leave them or post jokes

by Anonymousreply 25609/16/2020

Straight frat boys it's time to leave. You've had your 'fun' on a gay website. I know most of you are on furlough or unemployed now go and do something more productive.

by Anonymousreply 25709/16/2020

Honey, there are no straight men on DL.

by Anonymousreply 25809/16/2020

They screw almost any man they get their claws into. If you are the guy who never gets the girl, ask a lesbian to bed for rejection free dating. They put up a cold facade but it's just shyness that can be overcome with persistence

by Anonymousreply 25909/16/2020

Go to see the new Helen Reddy movie.

by Anonymousreply 26009/16/2020

Go to the Castro when Diana Scarwid is appearing

by Anonymousreply 26109/16/2020

They drive pickup trucks and walk like truck drivers.

by Anonymousreply 26209/16/2020

Do stand up

by Anonymousreply 26309/16/2020

Buy soy candles, soy milk, and soy clothing.

by Anonymousreply 26409/16/2020

The people in here have clearly never met a range of lesbians across ages and expressions, because these stereotypes only reflect very older generation lesbians and are straight out of the 1950s and it seems like you get your stereotypes from watching old movies. I’m a femme-leaning lesbian with many femme-lesbian friends (we’re far more common than DL seems to think) and almost nothing mentioned here applies to me except the one I posted myself. Several posts are straight up hateful and based on some weird/false idea of what a lesbian is, so what’s the point of the thread? And dismissing people who call it out with “lesbians never think anything is funny—see” is a convenient deflection from taking any responsibility.

Do many gay men hate lesbians or is this just a DL thing?

by Anonymousreply 26509/16/2020

It's mostly coming from the same troll R265. Every comment he makes is about women or lesbians. He has a weird fetish for them despite being a "gay man"

by Anonymousreply 26609/16/2020

[quote] And dismissing people who call it out with “lesbians never think anything is funny—see” is a convenient deflection from taking any responsibility.

It’s only a lesbian who thinks these kind of threads incur responsibility. It’s a joke thread. Like the Ethel Merman records and Joan Collins Scoundrel perfume you’d have mentioned if this thread was about gay men.

No gay man would start trying to talk about ‘responsibility’.

Do many gay men hate lesbians or is this just a DL thing?

by Anonymousreply 26709/16/2020

Except most of the posts in here are not even remotely witty nor funny R267. And there have been joke threads about lesbians and they were completely light hearted and very very funny. You, in particular, have a nasty streak in you especially related to lesbians. I can't tell if you're a troll or a straight guy. Probably both. Either way you're one of the least funniest posters on DL.

by Anonymousreply 26809/16/2020

I feel like gay men enjoy camp humor and parody more than lesbians. So when we try to make fun of lesbian stereotypes like we make fun of our own, it reads as an insult.

That said, I do think trying to play lesbian gatekeeper on discussions on lesbians on a gay blog known for catty bullshit and bitchiness is kind of ridiculous. No one is forcing you to be here or making you click on threads.

by Anonymousreply 26909/16/2020

I agree that lesbians are less humourous R269, I'm not arguing that. My issue is that it's not it's not bitchy or catty, it's straight up mean and homophobic. If you don't believe me put some posts on ignore and check their history. Most of OPs posts are nasty angry comments towards women and lesbians, he never has anything funny or witty to say on any other subject. His history is about women and lesbians and how ugly they are. The guy is truly deranged. Don't take my word for it.

by Anonymousreply 27009/16/2020

Ignore R265. Ignore reveals she’s just a bitter lesbian trying to shut down this thread.

by Anonymousreply 27109/16/2020

Yet, R270, I don’t think there’s anything on this thread that doesn’t ring true.

by Anonymousreply 27209/16/2020

Um there's tons R272. Write mystery novels, open doors for their partners, I've never seen or heard of any of that. Binge on ice cream? Lesbians practically invented veganism. I could go on but I noticed you didn't try to defend yourself so I'm guessing I have your personality pegged pretty well. Deranged, unfunny (which is why your "humorless lesbians" insults are completely lacking in self awareness) and homophobic.

by Anonymousreply 27309/16/2020

[quote] Binge on ice cream? Lesbians practically invented veganism.

Uh-huh.

That’s why they’re known for their slim figures...

by Anonymousreply 27409/16/2020

Vegans aren't necessarily thin but they don't binge on ice cream.

by Anonymousreply 27509/16/2020

Who says it was dairy? Probably soy a la R264.

There’s certainly something up when there were so many fat women attending Michfest that they needed to build a CPAP tent, despite their public loyalty to lentils.

by Anonymousreply 27609/16/2020

"Eating lots of hagen Daz" is not soy ice cream R276. I do applaud your trolling skills though, at first I thought you were deliberately being stupid.

by Anonymousreply 27709/17/2020

Keep telling us the three hundred pound girls who have to be tipped out of deck chairs are going to be that conscientious about reading an ingredients list when a craving strikes.

by Anonymousreply 27809/17/2020

Defend FtM’s right to force gay men to have sex with them.

by Anonymousreply 27909/17/2020

Wear non-iron shirts

by Anonymousreply 28009/17/2020

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Watch Maddow

by Anonymousreply 28209/17/2020

Wear Amy for America pins during the primary.

by Anonymousreply 28309/17/2020

Ensure that all food co-op rules are followed to the letter, no matter what, no excuses. If they are not, convene a meeting to create new rules to aid in the enforcement of the existing rules.

by Anonymousreply 28409/17/2020

I wish lesbians would stop stalking guys.

by Anonymousreply 28509/17/2020

Jana Duggar is classic lesbian. Just a bit chunky and too shy to admit she likes dick. Too many guys pass her over when they should be harassing her until she overcomes her blasted shyness.

by Anonymousreply 28609/17/2020

Meredith BB’s lesbianism seems to just stem from or be tied up with a hatred for her ex husband.

by Anonymousreply 28709/17/2020

Proclaim to be vegans publicly.

Yet up McDonalds every weekend.

by Anonymousreply 28809/17/2020

Work at lumber yards. Only female doing that type of work for miles but act like it is normal.

by Anonymousreply 28909/17/2020

Act like they own the entire road when on a mobility scooter

by Anonymousreply 29009/17/2020

Adopt pitbulls -- according DL meme -- put I've never seen it myself.

by Anonymousreply 29109/17/2020

Are there any lesbians who only became so in later life who DON’T have a hatred of their past male romantic partners?

by Anonymousreply 29209/17/2020

Make jokes about gay men with the straight guys at work.

But be unaware that the lesbian in question is also joked about when not around.

by Anonymousreply 29309/17/2020

Declare that they can taste no difference between soy milk and cow’s.

by Anonymousreply 29409/17/2020

Own twenty cats.

by Anonymousreply 29509/17/2020

Live on disability despite owning three rental properties.

by Anonymousreply 29609/17/2020

Also like other stodgy British desserts, like summer pudding.

(Spotted Dick wounds however)

by Anonymousreply 29709/17/2020

Make posts on Datalounge about how disrespectful or unfunny they find another post; their post will be 3 paragraphs long with 2 periods, no commas and no sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 29809/17/2020

Lesbians have no taste. And they, allegedly, lick pussy.

I suppose that's no contradiction at all.

by Anonymousreply 29909/17/2020

Yes, lesbians can’t edit.

by Anonymousreply 30009/17/2020

Hurry home for The Big Valley reruns.

by Anonymousreply 30109/17/2020

Defend Amy Klobuchar and Ellen Degeneres no matter how many people speak out.

by Anonymousreply 30209/17/2020

Crave Ice Cream.

Claim to be Vegans.

Eat Ice Cream. Buckets and buckets.

With sticky ice cream fat-fingers, type out post claiming that lesbians hate milk products and *especially* ice cream.

Claim to only be attracted to women.

Either fuck men -- if the lesbian is attractive enough -- or have no sex at all.

Post on Datalounge about how this "really needs to stop, there's not anything funny about this!"

Claim that not one lesbian stereotype is true.

Deny that lesbians are known for: being slobs, hateful towards men, generally bitter, humorless, witless, fat and sexless.

Instead claim that lesbians are: trendsetting fashionistas, constantly nicer to men than they are to women, the life of every party, highly humorous, full of wit, the inventors of veganism, generally thin and oversexed.

Deny all reality, and confuse hatred for men with interest in women.

Confuse sex with politics, then call their political bent a sexual identity.

Hangout on a gay men's site while eating another bucket of ice cream and calling for male castration.

Finish the bucket of ice cream, continue to type one-handed about castration...while shoving an uncleaned dildo in their unwashed vaginas.

F&F every thread or post that points out any of these truths.

Spit. Rinse. Repeat.

by Anonymousreply 30309/17/2020

Describe Michelle Shocked and Helen Reddy as ‘trailblazers’.

by Anonymousreply 30409/18/2020

The strange ones are not the ones who are just slobs; but the ones who actually make an effort to dress as men: bow-ties, suspenders, tuxedos...

by Anonymousreply 30509/18/2020

Holly Near is another. Came out as a lesbian but has been in a relationship with a man for decades.

Michelle Shocked never came out publicly, but she did hint at it in '90s. Now she's a crazy Xtian though. I suspect she might have some undiagnosed mental issues though.

by Anonymousreply 30609/18/2020

Thank Gaia

by Anonymousreply 30709/18/2020

R299, pussies are the sexiest things out there...We don't only lick them, we rub them, pinch them, suck them, massage them....

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R299, pussies are so fascinating that Courbet felt the need to depict one in all its glory in the 19th century. Such was his fascination that he called it "L'origine du monde" (the origin of the world), because he basically understood that women are the beginning of everything. Men are disposable, women are not.

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by Anonymousreply 30909/18/2020

And centuries later, another Frenchie is on the money. Writer Pauline Harmange has just voiced in her book what many women, straight or gay, are thinking:

[quote] 'We should have the right not to like men'

She is stealthily sparking a new feminist revolution.

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by Anonymousreply 31009/18/2020

[quote]Joking about about Ellen and veganism is fine; telling us we all hate men, etc. is not.

[quote]Writer Pauline Harmange has just voiced in her book what many women, straight or gay, are thinking: 'We should have the right not to like men'

by Anonymousreply 31109/18/2020

Not all lesbians are the same. Not all women are the same

by Anonymousreply 31209/18/2020

Not all lesbians are the same. Not all women are the same

by Anonymousreply 31309/18/2020

All active lesbians think the same.

Because of lesbian groupthink.

by Anonymousreply 31409/18/2020

L chat lesbians all think the same. You are not allowed to defend men or discuss male Hollywood stars. I guess straight women are pretty entitled too.

by Anonymousreply 31509/18/2020

LChat has a VERY different tone from Datalounge.

There is a much narrower spectrum of allowed opinion.

by Anonymousreply 31609/18/2020

If Ellen got into a feud with Anderson Cooper, you couldn't' just walk into LChat and defend Anderson.

Nope.

You'd be banned in seconds.

by Anonymousreply 31709/18/2020

View a man having a crush on a straight woman as literal violence.

View themselves having a crush on a straight woman as cute.

by Anonymousreply 31809/18/2020

Because..

[quote] "Heterosexual intercourse is the pure, formalized expression of contempt for women's bodies."

by Anonymousreply 31909/18/2020

Wasn't she married to a man?

by Anonymousreply 32009/18/2020

Who?

by Anonymousreply 32109/18/2020

Andrea Dworkin.

by Anonymousreply 32209/18/2020

She married twice — she had 1st hand knowledge

Those who dislike men the most are str8 not gay women

by Anonymousreply 32309/18/2020

2010.

'Not funny' even back then.

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by Anonymousreply 32409/18/2020

Work as prison guards in female prisons.

by Anonymousreply 32509/18/2020

Get into a ludicrous argument about Haagen Dazs not being vegan.

Yet also insist not all lesbians are the same.

by Anonymousreply 32609/18/2020

Act kind of like bees in their groupthink: the coalesce around one opinion and repeat its slogans constantly; buzzing around the exterior every so often is a duty to ensure everyone stays in line.

by Anonymousreply 32709/18/2020

Go to lesbian retreats.

Don’t shower the whole time there.

by Anonymousreply 32809/18/2020

LChat is one of the most tightly moderated places online.

It could never have jokes about 9/11 widows or Mrs Patsy Ramsey or anything like that.

by Anonymousreply 32909/18/2020

Imagine they're lusted after by men.

by Anonymousreply 33009/19/2020

R324

That thread...

by Anonymousreply 33109/19/2020

Try to divide the LGBT community.

by Anonymousreply 33209/19/2020

R332 naw, thank the person who started this thread.

I have called out Ellen in DL multiple times before all the stories blew up this year, so no, lesbians don’t defend Ellen to the death.

In LChat, just like DL, some threads are way better and more tolerant than others, although just like in DL, transphobia is rampant. Just depends on what you’re looking for.

by Anonymousreply 33309/19/2020

I’d like to see lesbians call out whoever starts the ten daily anti-trans threads here.

by Anonymousreply 33409/19/2020

Write articles about how fat is a feminist issue for Jezebel

by Anonymousreply 33509/19/2020

Store fat in the midsection, not the thighs like straight women.

by Anonymousreply 33609/19/2020

Lesbians are mean and if they were not physically and mentally weak, they would all be prolific serial killers. The irony is that most serial killers are closeted gay males.

by Anonymousreply 33709/20/2020

Ignore who commits most assault in women’s prisons and try to blame it on trans women.

by Anonymousreply 33809/20/2020

Make decks

Break decks

by Anonymousreply 339Last Tuesday at 5:42 AM

This thread keeps saying someone responded but I don’t see a single post after my R333 post. Is some troll continuing on with the thread whom I blocked? Once I blocked two people being hateful, most of this thread has completely disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 340Last Tuesday at 7:49 AM

This thread keeps saying someone responded but I don’t see a single post after my R333 post. Is some troll continuing on with the thread whom I blocked? Once I blocked two people being hateful, most of this thread has completely disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 341Last Tuesday at 7:49 AM

L chat is always teeming with straight guys looking for easy sex. It takes more effort to get lesbian to bed but they do ugly guys. I guess they want to prove they are real women. Anyway if you are desperate for sex l chat can be rewarding for the patient.

by Anonymousreply 342Last Wednesday at 6:03 AM

Harass gay men who want children.

by Anonymousreply 343Last Wednesday at 12:28 PM

Make up stories about how they were the real victims of AIDS.

by Anonymousreply 344Last Wednesday at 12:30 PM

Go from saying their transphobia is about helping gay men to saying gay men don’t have a right to children:

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