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Are any of the other gay men here freaked out by the vagina?

It always really bothers me in the way Freud says it does--it always looks like a scary absence where a penis should be.

I know it's bad that I see it this way, but I assume if I found it beautiful I'd be straight.

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by Anonymousreply 8209/16/2020

My mother had to have a c-section. No way was I coming out thru that thing.

by Anonymousreply 108/28/2020

This thread will simply turn into another place where women come to perform victimhood and spew homophobia, as if the fact that gay men don't like their body parts is the most pressing problem in their lives, and guilt-tripped gay men, after hearing from feminists that we are all misogynists who need to Do Better, voice support for these displays of woke homophobia.

In the meantime, women of all sexual orientations spit venom against everything that relates to men, including male body parts and male homosexuality, all the time and no one even bats an eye because "misandry doesn't exist", as if all the hate rhetoric was just a mirage.

by Anonymousreply 208/28/2020

I fucked a couple of women before i came out. It wasn't anything disturbing, just not a dick.

by Anonymousreply 308/28/2020

I have been neck deep in pussy before.

by Anonymousreply 408/28/2020

I have seen some vulvas and vaginas that are more attractive than some penises, OP.

by Anonymousreply 508/28/2020

It’s called a VULVA

by Anonymousreply 608/28/2020

I just don't care for a close-up view of genitals in general.

by Anonymousreply 708/28/2020

What about the “blooming rose”‘vaginas with the beef curtain?

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by Anonymousreply 808/28/2020

Even straight men feel a degree of ambiguity about the vagina. Ovid, the most heterosexual of Roman poets, even recommends to his male readers, in order to help them fall out from love with a woman, to have sex with her in the light of day, so that they can give a good look at her vagina, and get turned off by her for good.

by Anonymousreply 908/28/2020

Well, I think cock and balls look like tumorous growths...and I'm right. I mean, really, balls or teratoma?

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by Anonymousreply 1008/28/2020

I love camel toes 🐪 🐫

You're a beautiful girl And your pants are on so tight That when you stand just right I can see it all

When you're on the beach And your bikini's soaking wet I see a fuzzy silhouette As I look down below I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage I see your cooter cleavage Your monkey, your muffin You ain't hidin' nothin' Your coochie, your flapper You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe It looks all right, so baby let it show Looks like a big taco I see your camel toe (Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go For a sideways sloppy joe Or a tuna casserole Baby don't you know

never thought I'd see So much of your anatomy Your jeans are so tight I'm learning gynecology I see your camel toe

Your labia, your vulva Ooh ya know I love ya Your Edna, vagina, nothin' could be finer It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy Your camel toe It looks all right, so baby let it show Looks like a big taco I see your camel toe (Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage I see your cooter cleavage Your monkey, your muffin You ain't hidin' nothin' Your coochie, your flapper You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe It looks alright, so baby let it show Looks like a big taco I see your camel toe

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by Anonymousreply 1108/28/2020

Flaunt that vulva ladies!

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by Anonymousreply 1208/28/2020

No. Never. I do find misogyny disgusting though.

It's a common 'thread' in a lot of discussions here on DL. It's some sort of psychic disturbance a lot of gay men develop. It's from sort of weird patriarchy I've found to be common in gay men only spaces. We at least need lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 1308/28/2020

They are definitely disturbing. I generally find the idea of a collapsing " front hope" instead of something tangible like a dick pretty off-putting, but the actual appearance of the vagina or vulva or w/e is the strangest of all. 'a protruded mound of flesh and fat with, just for fun, a whole assortment of random skin folds!' wow sounds great who could resist (gag).

Two other points:

1. I do think that the self cleaning function of the bag, and the way it uses pH to kill bacteria and other miscellany, is fascinating, but

2. I feel very bad for women who seemingly suffer non ending urinary problems/ infections because of the functional nature of the female parts. That sucks!

by Anonymousreply 1408/28/2020

I am very thankful to be a lesbian. Women are beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 1508/28/2020

If they all looked like the beautiful painting the OP posted... well they might be thought of as a lot more attractive than they actually are. Personally, I don't find them at all attractive. Give me a nice, shapely wanker, TIA

by Anonymousreply 1608/28/2020

For me they just exist. like 99.99999% of gay men I'm not into them but I'm not freaked out by them. They're just there.

People need to stop with this bs that makes gay men look bad. Fucking annoying.

by Anonymousreply 1708/28/2020

R2, you need to get your meds adjusted and go back into counseling. It must really suck to be you.

Why is this even a topic? Enjoy the parts you like, don't bother about the rest. Why spend time on a pointless issue.

by Anonymousreply 1808/29/2020

I'm not freaked out at all by it. I have seen enough horror films that I've become desensitized.

by Anonymousreply 1908/29/2020

I think all gay men have had experience with the pussy. It’s soft, wet, warm, safe. I know I enjoyed vag dozens of times but I also knew I was obsessed with cock. The wonder of sexuality. Embrace and enjoy whatever you prefer.

by Anonymousreply 2008/29/2020

Maybe the fact that genitals are not aesthetic but certain people crave dick, others crave pussy anyway, is strong evidence that we are predisbposed to feel this way. No praying it away.

by Anonymousreply 2108/29/2020

I don't mind that they exist, I just don't want to see them.

by Anonymousreply 2208/29/2020

R4 my deepest condolences

by Anonymousreply 2308/29/2020

R2 seems triggered.

by Anonymousreply 2408/29/2020

R6 Wait, what, it’s not a volvo.

by Anonymousreply 2508/29/2020

I honestly spend very little time thinking about them. I am a gay man, after all.

But of course I’m not repulsed by them. That’s ridiculous and childish.

I just hope they make their owners happy

by Anonymousreply 2608/29/2020

Straight guys come out of one - and spend their adult lives muff diving and trying to get back in.

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by Anonymousreply 2708/29/2020

A close lesbian friend is a retired obstetrician who delivered 7000 babies in her long career. So I asked her about the entire apparatus of child birth. The long labor. The pain. The many physical risks to the mother, up to and including death. The expenditure of all the resources needed to carry to term and then successfully deliver. What is the evolutionary advantage to the species of all the extremely difficult aspects of child birth?

And her answer was, "Good question. But no one has ever really been able to explain it to me."

So, the best I can come up with is that the vulva and the vagina are just works in progress. Maybe in another 100,000 years they will adapt enough to better fulfill their function and then we can reassess them.

But for now, this homo is steering clear.

by Anonymousreply 2808/29/2020

I’m curious about how it feels. Do they grip? A woman here once said that vaginas have a lot of muscle to keep the baby from falling out.

by Anonymousreply 2908/29/2020

I try not to think about it.

by Anonymousreply 3008/29/2020

OP, for only $18,000 you can own this fine painting of my daughter Lens’ hoo-ha. You too will come to love the vaj.

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by Anonymousreply 3108/29/2020

I don't think about vaginas much and it's kind of weird how many Dataloungers do.

by Anonymousreply 3208/29/2020

[quote]A woman here once said that vaginas have a lot of muscle to keep the baby from falling out.

You think a woman just clenches 24/7 for nine and a half months, otherwise the baby falls out?

by Anonymousreply 3308/29/2020

[quote]Do they grip?

*shriek*

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by Anonymousreply 3408/29/2020

Every woman has her own Sarlacc Pit.

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by Anonymousreply 3508/29/2020

Marie's sculpture.

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by Anonymousreply 3608/29/2020

The vulva is where the balls are, OP, the clitoris is where the penis is. The Clitoris is a mini penis that works very well. When straight men learn and accept this, there will be less angry and homicidal straight women.

by Anonymousreply 3708/29/2020

They smell.

by Anonymousreply 3808/29/2020

All men fear the vagina, not just the gays.

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by Anonymousreply 3908/29/2020

“It always really bothers me in the way Freud says it does--it always looks like a scary absence where a penis should be.”

Au contraire, a penis and balls look like tumorous growths where an absence should be.

by Anonymousreply 4008/29/2020

R38, and you know that because?

by Anonymousreply 4108/29/2020

I’m gay as a goose, but think the female body is beautiful. A friend of mine once joked about getting drunk and having a baby together if she remained single, and I think I could do it. No danger of it becoming a habit, but enough to get pregnant? Sure.

by Anonymousreply 4208/29/2020

One does not have to want to fuck something to not be repulsed by it. Those are not the only two choices.

I don’t want to fuck my dog either, but I think she’s beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 4308/29/2020

Here’s some that sing

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by Anonymousreply 4408/29/2020

Viva La Vulva!

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by Anonymousreply 4508/29/2020

Why are there gay men here who want to talk about the vagina?? That's because OP is a homophobic transman. I'd bet money on that.

by Anonymousreply 4608/29/2020

[quote] I’m curious about how it feels. Do they grip? A woman here once said that vaginas have a lot of muscle to keep the baby from falling out.

Pussy feels great. It fits perfectly (or at least did my average girth 7 incher that curves up) and in my experience it's softer and wetter than a butthole. I never liked the taste but fucking one was pure heaven. And I say this as a Kinsey 5 guy who hasn't been with women for almost 30 years. Just imagine a wet and warm hole you don't have to douche before sex, and it's attached to a soft human being with big tits. Fuck, I seriously started just drooling thinking of sucking tits and then slipping into a wet pussy. I always preferred pussies to buttholes but alas since I'm way more into men that's just a pleasant memory now. And tbh the feel of my Fleshjack isn't too far from a pussy if I warm it up properly and use tons of lube.

I can't say I haven't sometimes thought what it would be like to have sex with a trans man since I always liked pussies so much. This is obviously a can of worms but I have a feeling it would've come up in this thread at some point anyway.

by Anonymousreply 4708/29/2020

[quote] Why are there gay men here who want to talk about the vagina?? That's because OP is a homophobic transman. I'd bet money on that. —Fuck you and your misogyny OP

And you would lose that bet.

Go back to hiding under your bridge, trollie.

by Anonymousreply 4808/29/2020

"Why are there gay men here who want to talk about the vagina??"

Because they are fascinated with the female body and their lack of knowledge about it. Desire to feel superior to it. We have threads like this four times a month here, and I am quite sick of it.

by Anonymousreply 4908/29/2020

R13, So if a lesbian says she doesn't find penises beautiful it's misandry, right? She must have some kind of mental disturbance? Lol See how stupid that sounds. This is just homophobia repackaged as "misogyny."

Gay men are allowed to be repulsed by whatever it is they find repulsive. Women are NOT oppressed because a minority class of men are put off by their genitals. Get a life.

by Anonymousreply 5008/29/2020

R48 No gay man in his right mind refers to himself as a cis. There's nothing comfortable about being openly gay, you stupid lying transcunt.

by Anonymousreply 5108/29/2020

This turns me on so Im not freaked out.

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by Anonymousreply 5208/29/2020

One of the many unhinged posters on r/gendercritical once came up with this bizarre analogy/story in which she said she liked to imagine that vaginas "ate" (her words) penises that entered into them.

by Anonymousreply 5309/03/2020

r28, I think it's to prevent over population of an Apex predator- if childbirth wasn't long and painful, we would have more clown cars than we have now. And the human mind has a way of forgetting the pain to have another baby.

by Anonymousreply 5409/03/2020

if giving birth were that painful most women would refuse to reproduce. to me that is just overblown, the fact is that women like and enjoy having babies.besides, they are in total control of their bodies, at least in werstern societies, if they want to have a baby and start her own family so that they dont feel lonely or whatever, they can do it. motherhood is a right, and fatherhood a privilege in nature. therefore, I feel no sympathy for women's pregnacy pains.

by Anonymousreply 5509/03/2020

It’s a hole!

by Anonymousreply 5609/03/2020

It’s a requirement to get on an Olivia Cruise

by Anonymousreply 5709/03/2020

I agree R47 - a handsome hairy trans man is, for me, the best of both worlds.

by Anonymousreply 5809/03/2020

Gurl, no

by Anonymousreply 5909/03/2020

Did any lesbians on here buy the candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina and if so, how was it?

by Anonymousreply 6009/03/2020

"if giving birth were that painful most women would refuse to reproduce. to me that is just overblown"

Evaluated by a gay male.

by Anonymousreply 6109/03/2020

If you have a problem with evaluations by gay males get the fuck on this website.

by Anonymousreply 6209/04/2020

OFF this website

by Anonymousreply 6309/04/2020

It smells and hosts disease. Females are the ball in the game if life. I wish they would try harder not to smell.

by Anonymousreply 6409/11/2020

I’m even freaked out by OP’s modern art depiction.

by Anonymousreply 6509/11/2020

Janelle Monáe sings a lovely song in appreciation of it.

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by Anonymousreply 6609/11/2020

I'm not freaked out by one at all, as long as I don't have to personally handle one. They do nothing for me.

by Anonymousreply 6709/11/2020

I don’t find the attraction to it. I’ve tried, but it’s just not for me

by Anonymousreply 6809/11/2020

I am glad to be gay, I can totally enjoy my OWN sex, and not be forced by nature or society to get sexually aroused with something that looks so nasty.

by Anonymousreply 6909/16/2020

It says a lot that Lysol was originally an odorizer for the vag.

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by Anonymousreply 7009/16/2020

Are oysters a close approximation of their texture?

I was sad to learn that a lot of girls hate their vaginas. Sure, they’re not the prettiest part of the female form, but they do some pretty amazing things. No one should hate any part of herself.

by Anonymousreply 7109/16/2020

The human body is a beautiful thing. Unless you are Mama June.... then 🤮.

by Anonymousreply 7209/16/2020

I made cupcakes. Would anyone like one?

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by Anonymousreply 7309/16/2020

Ewww, no

by Anonymousreply 7409/16/2020

What is it with some gays being that much obsessed with vags? You'd think given they're into guys they simply don't care about vaginas ...

by Anonymousreply 7509/16/2020

I lived a heterosexual lifestyle in my 20s.

I don't miss it.

by Anonymousreply 7609/16/2020

[Quote]Fuck, I seriously started just drooling thinking of sucking tits and then slipping into a wet pussy. I always preferred pussies to buttholes but alas since I'm way more into men that's just a pleasant memory now.

It's a good thing that you're alive in 2020 because the world is abounding in transmen! Sounds like that would be your perfect match granted they don't chop their tits off.

by Anonymousreply 7709/16/2020

R77 - you’d think, but lots of transmen don’t want to have vaginal intercourse.

by Anonymousreply 7809/16/2020

Gays aren’t obsessed with vags. They are repulsed and repelled by them. This is not surprising

by Anonymousreply 7909/16/2020

I am a man too!!!! Look at me!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 8009/16/2020

I don't think anyone's genitals, male or female, are exactly a thing of beauty. Some look better than others, though. I've seen some VERY ugly vulvas, penises, hairy, wrinkled balls, and assholes.

by Anonymousreply 8109/16/2020

Let’s be honest, r81. The vast majority of ugly genitals are vulvas.

by Anonymousreply 8209/16/2020
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