Golden Globes Official Thread Part 3

I’m sad that Robin Williams is dead

The reason for Henry's sour face.

Are double breasted suits/tuxedos back?

Bring back Arquette and her tits!

Sit down Tom

Omg who was that woman bored to death by Hanks resting her face on her hands?

Oh my God this is never going to end.

I always mute this part of the show.

Where the fuck is Ricky? Fuck you NBC.

When did GG turn into an honorarium orgy?

WTF is he going on about?

That was longer than...

Jesus Christ Tom, shut the fuck up

I wish Ricky had made fun of how long Tom spoke.

Drunk as a skunk

Is Hanks kissing up to Marty for a role, he referencing him multiple times?

My ears are bleeding.

[quote]I wish Ricky had made fun of how long Tom spoke.

He kind of did with that "Amazing..."

Who was that old drunk who just loitered onstage for 10 minutes?

Helen Mirren looks lovely

Hit your mark! Learn the text! Give me another savage orange drink!

Ricky won't, he clearly got in trouble. He is behaving now. Notice how quiet he is now.

Tom has the floo

Mirren is best dressed.

I bet Hanks's cold medicines interacted with the alcohol and made him drunker than he expected.

Shut the fuck up!

Tom Hanks must have gotten a little coke bump from Chet!

Shawn Mendes won!!!

[quote] Who was that old drunk who just loitered onstage for 10 minutes?

That's a cruel thing to say about Dame Helen Mirren!

And award to the biggest/worst sanctimonious cunt in history. Tom Hanks.

Wtf?

Holy shit! Sam Mendes.

That is a shocker!

Antonio Banderas was incredible is Pain and Glory

Sam Mendes over Scorsese and QT?!

Wow.

Is Kate shooting eye daggers? Is she there? I thought she was but it was Sienna Miller.

Another loss for Quentin! Poor baby, no longer the toast of Hollywood. Maybe if he made better movies...

REALLY want to see Pain and Glory

R32, you should watch Banderas in Genius: Picasso.

Has anyone seen 1917?

Antonio can still get it!

Antonio still looks pretty great.

Glad that OUTIH did not win.

Fuuuuck Mendes already has an Oscar from one of the worst pictures ever. He doesn’t need another.

Thank God not creepy Quentin.

Thank God not creepy Quentin.

"I want to take a leaf out of Tom Hanks' book...."

Brits are so adorable with their funny words!

Mendes wins, I can't wait to see 1917. It doesn't open in my area until Friday.

Tarantino and Scorsese must have split the gangsta vote.

So glad that HOAX THE IRISHMAN didn't win!

Everybody's saluting Scorcese, because of his age probably. Bobby D looks pissed.

Patty's tits stole the show. Those bulging porcelain orbs were marvelous. So many gents wanna cum on those tits right now.

Todd Phillips is not bad looking

I thought the guy from Parasite might win

R37, Not out yet.

r46 or because of his filmography

Wait, what did RG say about female directors?

Another mediocre white man won

When does Renée Zellweger get her award for Judy?

OMG. That was Gong Li.

Now I gottta go see Mulan.

So, no talking dragon in Mulan remake?

Mendes didnt deserve to win. That belonged to Tarantino

The cam version of 1917 is online already. Might watch it one of these days.

Have you seen 1917 r57?

I like that studio space. Is it a different set each year?

OH MY GOD I was watching that Mulan trailer w/o knowing what it was and I thought "What, they made a live action Mulan?"

Is 1917 also nominated for the cutest suffering twinks award?

R37 many DLers loved that year. They were babes then.

Is it over?

Holy shit - I did not know about the Winkler/Hanks feud until now. Love you, DL! The cut to Winkler’s bitchface as Hanks was rambling was priceless,especially knowing their history!

Walt is spinning in his grave over Disney's lack of imagination.

Word of mouth is that 1917 is exceptional.

Yes, r37. It’s an amazing movie, my second favorite of the year after Parasite. A must on the big screen.

I think we still have another hour to go

1917 isn't getting great reviews

Guys I don't know about Mendes winning. I hope it stops here at the Globes. There are way better directorial feats this year.

Cate looks AMAZING!

I asked before but can those of you complaining about white people winning these things list the people of color who should be winning? If there aren't any this year, there just aren't any. World goes on.

1917 cutie George MacKay was on screen for a hot second. Ginger fans might remember him from CAPTAIN FANTASTIC.

WHAT is she wearing

So Baumbach and Gerwig were snubbed for the director nod? Good.

R56 No, no talking dragons or songs. They are sticking closer to the source content to appeal to the Chinese market.

Tom Hanks might be all wonderfully humble and shit, but his cunt wife posted on Twitter several times, whining about how her hair and makeup person was late.

HOW DARE THEY!

Liked it better when it was titled Dunkirk.

Why is Kate Blanchet channeling Mothra tonight?

Remember "Where'd You Go, Bernadette?" LOL.

Cate needs to fire her stylist.

Cate looks like she is falling down on her ass drunk. I'm talking Blue Jasmine drunk.

Uh, The reviews are pretty positive r70.

Cate is wearing a Vegas showgirl outfit from 1962.

Some of the ugliest dresses in creation are on display tonight.

What the hell happened?

Loved 1917. Far superior to the rest, which are the same old, same old, especially The Irishman.

What's his name was unbearably overbearing, as always.

What in the holy fuck is that dress on Miss Cate?

I don't like Cate's Bride of Dracula dress.

What's Salma Hayek's new last name?

More BOOBS!!!

I think Cate Blanchett just dissed Joker. Drama? Pfft.

We've gotten to the point where super hero/comic book movies are taken seriously and nominated for awards. Yuck.

The backlash against this shit can't come soon enough.

I can see her breast wrinkles

Every time Gerwig and Baumbach lose out, I cum a little. Insufferable people.

Will Mrs. Thomas Kail win?

Blanchett's head looks weirdly big in that dress.

Oh my god another one with the tits out

If Cate Blanchett is against climate disaster, why does she party with Rupert Murdoch?!

"Loved 1917. Far superior to the rest, which are the same old, same old, especially The Irishman."

1917 was crap, directed by a hack. No one will remember Mendes 50 years from now.

Titties y’all!

We're all in these bush fires together ......now back to the party!

Cate is always fake on talk shows.

Hasn't there always been a rumor that the Golden globes are bought more than won going back to when it was almost a sure thing that Pia Zadora's then billionaire husband bought her one for some piece of shit she was in in the 1980s?

Poor Salma has to slum in this awful Tiffany Haddish movie. Someone needs to write her a great part of build an awesome TV show around her. She's an actual talent.

Because, r78, all World Wars look alike, right?

Selma's big tits fit that dress well.

Why is Henry Winkler there?

Michelle looks great! Those colors look wonderful together and on her.

R78, 1917 is actually better than Dunkirk.

Orange bedsheets. Ugh.

Too bad Andrew Scott didn't win. Love him.

I'm glad for Brian Cox, though. He's such an underrated actor.

I think it's Billionaire r89

The one black person they get for the show is so not funny.

Hayek's boobs to Arquette's- Hold my beer.

I loved Messy Williams in Fosse/Verdon!

Happy for Michelle Williams!

Another shit dress

The ad for Mulan was good. Cinematography looked great.

She was SO GOOD in Fosse/Verdon

Blanchett's tits must have run away and joined Arquette's.

Momoa has a bigger cup size

[quote]Why is Henry Winkler there?

Barry. Great show if you haven't seen it.

There are tons of actors across so many decades in the room tonight. It's a marvel.

R107 He was a nominee for Barry.

Shut up Michelle.

I am really hating these people tonight.

Michelle Williams came to slay tonight!

SO many unhappy faces.

R98. I swear to god, poo shoes I am so over your shit! Fuck off cunt!

Salma Hayek vs. Patricia Arquette: Whose boobs would smother you faster?

should Kaitlyn Dever be put on suicide watch? Girl, smile! You have your whole career ahead of you, your time will come.

Selma looks like a couple billion Euros!

DOWN ON MEN!!

I'm sick of Michelle and her bullshit feminism. Fuck her.

Did Michelle Williams just admit to getting an abortion?

Is that a dead iris on Michelle Williams's shoulder? or is it some kind of dead blue beetle?

She knows this is her last awards stop for Fosse/Verdon so she's going all out! Get it gurl!

Jennifer Aniston looks like a dried prune

Would it hurt Michelle Williams to thank her writers and directors?

And, you know, Gwen Verdon?

Michelle Williams KNEW that she was going to win for her amazing performance in Fosse/Verdon. She came prepared with a Speech!

She is THAT bitch!

This black woman is obnoxious

Is Tiffany Haddish drunk?

Busy Phillips just wiped away a non-existent tear.

Misandry is not a good color, Michelle.

Abortion! Fuck yeah!

r132 = I'm sick of freepers like you

I like Haddish's dress.

Stfu, Tiffany.

Tiffany Haddish and Michelle Williams are werkin' that Sherbert Chic.

So we should vote for Elizabeth Warren, Michelle?

Fuck your, Tim Allen in the audience!

So embarrassing and graceless.

Chernobyl was the best horror show of the year.

Did you see how happy Nicholas Braun was for Chernobyl's win?! He's a SAINT! I want to climb him. He should be at all awards shows. Can't wait to see him at every Emmys Succession is on air for!

Did Michelle thank her latest baby Daddy AND his spurned ex that she stole him from?

So Michelle Williams just said she couldn’t have gotten to where she did without having abortion(s)? Is that what I heard?

What a self righteous cuuuuunt

Winkler was nominated for Barry

Every democrat is pro-choice r148.

Basically she is saying, don't vote Republican.

That is so nice that the Chernobyl people invited a homeless person to come up on stage with them. They even let him keep his hat!!

Michelle Williams, you in danger girl.

Twitter is going to blow up over her admitting she killed a fetus

It looks like a 17th century Puritan is on stage--wearing a diamond Chanel brooch.

More lesbians!

I would not have expected Michelle Wiliams to be the most outspoken, good for her. Did she pretty much say she had an abortion?

Lesbians just can't do formal wear. Hm.

Is Nicholas Braun gay?

Michelle Williams owes her career to her baby daddy’s OD’ing.

She’s not all that.

Jared Harris should have won his award. Russell Crowe ain't protecting SHIT in Australia besides his leftovers.

Disappointed that Michelle Williams didn’t speak about the Fosse/Verdon experience at all save for a quick shout out. Some acknowledgement of her costars and the wonder that was Verdon would have been nice.

Loved Michelle Williams!

Bateman in a beard looks hot AF in the cutaways

Press F for Michelle's aborted film career

Selma's cha chas beat out PA's. Sorry.

Goddamn NBC feed craps out during every speech.

Little girls don't care about Mulan. It will bomb.

We want more Mamoa tits!

r154 she said she could choose when to have a child because she had a choice and that allowed her to plan.

So what if she had abortions? She had the baby that counted the most (Heath's) and is now bearing the fruit of her next meal ticket....err, life partner.

All the lezzies watching must be creaming their sagging, baggy jeans right now. Fuck, the tits tonight are hurting my faggy eyes.

I loved Michelle’s speech. Best of the night.

[quote] She’s not all that.

Actually, yes she is. She was amazing in Fosse/Verdon, likewise in All the Money in the World.

Did Michelle kill a James Van der Beek baby and that’s why he’s making up for it with so many?

Michelle Williams has already won many awards for Fosse/Verdon and done the typical acceptance speech several times r167.

No doubt that was part of why she wanted to switch it up for this last outing for that role.

Uhhhhhhhhh who told Jared Harris he could be ESPECIALLY dashing and debonair and beautiful tonight?!

Count your blessings R172

I can't tell which gaffe will have the most blowback: Ellen outing Carol Bernett or Michelle saying that she wouldn't have a career if she didn't have (an) abortion(s)

[quote] She’s not all that.

Even eons ago when Michelle was a kid doing a death scene at the end of Dawson's Creek, we knew she was all that.

I love Ewan Mcgregor’s Beautiful penis

Dunkirk was unwatchable, 1917 compelling from start to finish.

Jared Harris is hot!

Look at the bitch who's L'oreal's new spokesmodel.

She's right though men have been voting for their own self interest, but too many women vote how their men want them to vote.

Mulan looks way more visually inspired than the Disney remakes we've received over the past decade.

I agree with Michelle's sentiment, but I can't stand her. She has rode on a lot of sympathy due to HL,, when their relationship was brief like all her other ones. Then she gets pregnant by someone's else's husband while still married herself, I guess that was her choosing.

Fosse/Verdon was a BORE which I stopped watching a few minutes into Ep 2.

Michelle William's died on Dawson's Creek?!?! Spoiler warnings, please!!

R177 LMAOOO DEAD. BEST COMMENT OF THE NIGHT. Ricky? Is that you?

Back to the commercials: Flyoverstanis: do many of your countrywomen die their own hair? Do they do it in between salon visits as a touch up or is it a common thing?

Besides Tiffany Haddish, the most Black we're getting tonight is the commercial with the lady whose "She Shed" is on fire.

Obviously Michelle's speech triggered some deplorables

As far as Hollywood's Right Wing Lunatics go, I'll take Tim Allen over James Woods or Jon Voight any day.

Ricky is probably laughing his ass of at Michelle's shitty speech

Did they really need to pan to Michelle life partner Busy multiple times?

When do we get to see Renee get it for Judy?

So what was beeped in the Judi Dench joke in the beginning? Thanks in advance.

dye --not die

r192 It was brief because he died.

Only live things go into my pussy and sometimes dead things come out!

R181 Michelle is nominated at SAG and Critics Choice. So it’s not her last stop.

R181 Michelle is nominated at SAG and Critics Choice. So it’s not her last stop.

Who is this black woman in this hideous fuchsia dress?

Wesley Snipes almost stole "Dolemite Is My Name" from Eddie Murphy.

R135, Michelle still has the SAG Award to accept later this month.

Now we gotta see Gabourey Sidibe's titty honkers. Yuck.

Wesley Snipes looks great!

No way in hell does Amber Heard use Loreal box dye.

OMG Jlos dress!

That dress is hideous.

Sorry, but Eddie Murphy is woefullly miscast as Dolemite.

JLO bow!

[quote]1917 compelling from start to finish.

It’s a video game. All credit should go to Deakins not Mendes.

JLo - Just say no to the bow!!

Somewhere in an attic there is a photo of Paul Rudd from 1984 where he slowly gets older.

HILDUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING BEYOND DESERVED! Amazing scores for both Joker and Chernobyl this year! She's so wonderful!!!!!!!!!!

Joaquin really does need to win for Joker.

Good win. I loved the Joker score.

Fair enough r207. I remember her winning the emmy back in September so it just seems like she has been accepting awards for a while, but you are right, there are still more to go.

Paul Rudd looking FINE as usual!

No R198. It’s because she a mediocre actress and a pretentious, knife-you- in-the-back twat.

Who dressed these fucking people tonight! Jesus tits on Christ!

That was a fantastic score! She did Chernobyl?

Well the POC may not be nominated or winning, but they are well represented in presenting.

Motherless Brooklyn is a good book

Cate Blanchett’s dress frightened me.

[quote] She has rode on a lot of sympathy due to HL,, when their relationship was brief like all her other ones

She has RODE?!? Jesus.

She has ridden on her talent. That’s it.

OMG Hildur's husband's adorable! I'm so happy for her!!!

[quote]Besides Tiffany Haddish, the most Black we're getting tonight is the commercial with the lady whose "She Shed" is on fire.

She Shed On Fire should be a band name. And 'she shed' should be a euphemism for vadge.

Again, since people keep complaining about white people winning things, which black actors or directors or writers should be winning this year instead?

r227 sounds triggered. Poor thing.

Oh shit Pesci's sitting the awards out! Will he be at the Oscars?!

Paul Rudd never ages! He is amazing.

JLO face is 4 different colors

Brad!!!

Brad Pitt was only "supporting" actor??

If that bow on Jlo's dress could spin it could carry her away.

I knew Brad'd win.

Hildur and her husband are an adorable couple.

r159 must be a Republican

Only freepers hate her

Go, Michelle!

Holy shit, Joe Pesci was robbed.

you can’t GET any whiter than Iceland.

It may be a better album name R235, but point taken.

Same here, r193, and I adore Sam R.!

Too bad Joan Rivers is no longer with us. You know she would've been trashing all of these dresses/boobs/etc.

Sorry, but Brad Pitt doesn't deserve that award.

Pesci is more deserving, but it's just "Brad's Time"

Pitt looks amazing for 55

And likely won for being able to take his shirt off and look 25 in OUATIH

Now Brad knows how to give a proper speech.

Pitt is also drinking again.

Brad should thank Neil Diamond.

I want a shot of Aniston’s reaction.

The best score of the year was in the Safdie Brothers' UNCUT GEMS.

It's a very creative, retro-'80s masterpiece. That it wasn't even nominated shows you what a bunch of out-of-it, old farts the HFPAA is.

He's 55? Wow..those are some superior genes.

Ugh. Brad fucking Pitt. What the fuck ever. He may be a movie star but he doesn't deserve awards.

Okay Brad. Okay Brad! I'm in support of him sweeping the season! That was a chill, droll speech and I'm here for it!

Jen was pleased.

Is Pitt putting on that voice?

[quote]So what was beeped in the Judi Dench joke in the beginning? Thanks in advance.

[italic]Making fun of the ragged reviews Cats received, Gervais made sure to include positive reactions to the film. “But Dame Judy Dench defended the film, saying it was the role she was born to play. Because she — I can’t do this next joke,” he paused to laugh. “Because she loves nothing better than plunking herself down on the carpet, lifting her leg, and licking her own [expletive].” Well, we can use our imaginations on that one, can’t we?[/italic]

The bleeped word seemed to be asshole.

Ugh, those frozen smiles on the envelope people!

Brad and Jen need to get back together.

Of course, the press will be all about Michelle ‘s abortion comments (with which I agree) and not her man-hating comments. You can support a woman’s right to choose without demonizing the other half of humanity.

Jlo is a mess, Brad looks good, Pacino's hair is out of control

What did Pitt jyst say at the end there? “If you get a chance to get conscious, take it”? Or something? He was slurring pretty bad.

Pacino's hair always looks like that.

"Dunkirk was unwatchable, 1917 compelling from start to finish."

No, they were both overrated crap, with characters you don't give a shit about

Brad is the only man in that crowd who actually looks like a movie star

Brad Pitt can sit on my face anytime

Oscar number2 coming for Brad.

Well, Brad forgot to thank me! Only two blowjobs and prostate massage for him tonight. No fucking! How dare he!

Hunters by Jordan Peele doesn't look good.

R267 - to do something nice for someone.

Is that Logan Lerman?

R70 100% true!

Are people sad enough to watch sequels to Geico commercials online?

r267 if you get the change to be kind to someone tomorrow do it. We could all use kindness right now.

r268 yes

This is like a three hour infomercial for Netflix, Amazon, Hulu and HBO

If you get a chance to be kind to someone...

Did Pitt not acknowledge his rainbow tribe children? Even Hanks gave a shout out to his druggy spawn.

Will the misogynist woman-basher FUCK OFF already?

We get it, you're a nelly queen who never grew a dick and can't handle nature. Was your mama's canal THAT nasty?

Bitch just can't get over it.

It's a titty committee tonight y'all.

Is this shit over yet? Did Parasite win.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

Oh wow. Taron is gaining a lot of momentum.

He totally just ignored Elton John's waiting arms.

My boyfriend Chris Evans' receding hairline looks tactfully minimized tonight.

CAN'T SAY THE SAME ABOUT TARON

“Eddie Murphy has left the building”

So Taron Egerton and Ansel Elgort are two separate people.

And one of those people are British.

Leo loses!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taron looks good. I know he's been balding. I also know he's been campaigning like a motherfucker for this film, so I'm happy for him! He was a full blown hunk in the first Kingsman.

Wow! Brad Pitt! I mean, where to start!? He looks absolutely fantastic, so much charisma, he's so old Hollywood style it's refreshing, and a great speech that's just the right tone for an awards show, what a guy! A bonafide movie star! Muah! I think I like Brad more than I ever had before

Oh Eddie Murphy is NOT going to be in this room for very much longer!

LOL

Elton really wanted to congratulate Taron but he stiffed him.

HE DIDN’T EVEN LOOK AT ELTON WHEN HE WON WTF

Taron left dame Elton hanging with the hug that never came.

Leo should be used to it.

Leo loses. Yes!!

Taron's face showed his nervousness before the win.

Ricky Gervais is embarrassingly bad tonight. Just cringeworthy.

Someone buy this for Taron?

R270 100% true!

I love seeing Brad get some respect r294. He was always a nice celeb that worked with what he had and matured as an actor.

Did Taron 3-way with Elton and hubby?

Finally thanks to Elton John.

He NEVER HUGGED ELTON!!!!

Dolemite is just ok, as is Eddie, but Taron? NFW

Chris Evans HAS to lay off on the Botox around the eyes. He's frozen.

He thanked his mother.

Should have said "Thank you mum for not aborting me."

Taran beat Eddie Murphy (big comeback!!) AND Leo DiCaprio (award-bait performance).

Wow.

Oh, Taron? Didn’t see that coming!

Eddie is getting in the limo

Well deserved for Awkwafina

Zhao Shuzhen looks WONDERFUL tonight! Love the color in her hair. Hope she's nominated for an Oscar! Happy for Awkwafina. She's had quite the career rise over the past couple of years.

Taron's glad he won't have to suck old man dick anymore.

Taron ungrateful piece of crap

Were they afraid that Awkwafina was going to start biting her tail so they put that collar on her?

I totally dig the stage name "Awkwafina"

I haven't seen The Farewell yet.

Look who's already smelling cookies!

Weak lineup of nominees for Best Actress Comedy.

Oh She's the one from Crazy Rich Asians. The voice.

Just noticing that they redesigned the GG award to make it all gold just like the Oscar.

Awkwafina!!!!

Scarlett's dress is a tad revealing.

Please pass this Midol back to R283.

Chris Evans should always be shirtless. Always. That furry chest. Fuck.

Naomi Watts is dressed well.

Evans and ScarJo fuck all the time.

More lesbians!

why are they always seated SO FAR from the stage

Awkwafina is a genuinely, organically major talent. Well deserved.

Wig on Jason Bateman?

Really? Nice to know about ScarJo

r329 he doesnt do that anymore.

Congrats Awkwafina !

R325 They redesigned it last year

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE refer me to Paul Rudd and Jason Bateman's dermatologist thanks in advance

The people far from the stage are obviously the people nobody expects to win.

Eddie currently dodging the po po as he cruises for MTFs

Probably wig. Still looks hot.

What's so great about the JOKER score? I don't remember it, but it does give you a chance to be contrarian and pretend you know/cared.

Marriage Story looks fucking depressing. Introspective, pretentious bullhit..

I'm shocked did I miss it or was Joaquin Phoenix not even nominated for Joker.

You see Brad and then you see Adam Driver and think:"what the fuck happened Hollywood?"

The whiter you are the closer you get to the stage.

Best actor drama didn't happen yet.

That scene they showed with the dad opening his arms to his kid reminded me of Kramer VS Kramer.

That award is yet to be given.

Marriage Story isn't "pretentious" at all but it isn't for the Super Hero or Animation crowd.

Everyone get that? Because of R344's ignorance, we're all pretending to like Hildur's score for Joker. There's no way others could have had a completely different experience than her... we're all actually being hipsters about it and pretending to love the score!

DUNKIRK was awesome. r187 needs to eat a dick.

R345 did someone just call my name?

No, he’s nominated.

[quote]He NEVER HUGGED ELTON!!!!

But Bush Bub got a kiss!

R347 One is a movie star, the other is a very good actor. Can you guess which is which??

Weisz looks great!

Rachel Weisz looks fantastic.

Rachel W looks beautiful

Does anyone else pronounce Rachel Weiss's surname in their head like Frank N Furter?

There are four awards left.

Best actor/actress drama

Best picture drama

Best picture comedy/musical

You should try actually watching the movie r345.

It's not pretentious, it's not even depressing.

LOL r328!

R347, the difference is raw talent.

Michelle Williams kicked ass. Hated her dress. Loved her speech. Are you listening right-wing whackos and Supreme Court? Don’t fucking turn back time!

Pierce looks like the devil. And I mean that as a compliment.

Isn't Brosnan Trumper? Fuck him.

The Two Popes is wonderful. Pryce and Hopkins deserve ALL of the awards. Though it is a bit too "rah rah organized religion/Catholicism" for my taste.

KEEP IT CLASSY, WILL FARRELL!

Will Ferrell is never, ever funny

Julia Butters is ADORABLE! Love her dress!

I keep thinking Dutch Master when I see Pierce but you have to be elder gay to know what that is.

Why is Pierce on stage again?

Is Lauren Graham still getting Peter Krause’s cock?

Farrell was considered a jackass by his costars on SNL because he always broke into laughs, like Fallon

Time to get a nightcap for the last part of the show.

Been meaning to ask, is Carol Burnett gay?

Michelle Williams can suck my tiny dick, and my buddy Squee's, too.

Oof, Quentin won for his POS. Will this encourage other directors to crawl up their own assholes and make self-indulgent garbage like Once Upon A Time In Hollywood? Heaven help us.

Scar-Jo has a horrible back tattoo

I thought Will was funny

Why was Little Women so under represented at these awards? It's certainly on par or better than some of the other nominated films. Florence Pugh and Greta Gerwig both deserved nominations in their respective categories.

R262 the word is pussy. You dumb asshole. In reference to Cats. Jesus fuck, you're stupid.

[quote] Will this encourage other directors to crawl up their own assholes and make self-indulgent garbage

Honey, directors don't need to be encouraged to do this. That's their natural state.

Carol Burnett is not gay but that's the joke

Lauren Graham has completely fucked up her face.

I can't wait til the truth about QT comes out and he's banished and his reputation is ruined. He's the most disgusting man in Hollywood.

Is it over?

There has always been talk about Carol and Julie.

Why was Rita Wilson giving side eye until her husband was in stage?

Have the 3 Networks one a single award?

won .

Okay, I'll bite.

What is the truth about QT?

r388, her real face looked like that of a wild boar. How could it get worse?

When a man (Will Ferrell) compliments a man (Pierce Brosnan) on his appearance, it's funny because the audience knows that Will isn't gay but gayness in itself is funny. It's funny to people when men are attracted to other men because that isn't natural--men are attracted to women! The strangeness of it all is so funny!

Do you see now why garbage anti-gay jokes like that are annoying to actual gay men?

Quentin is like the Token Award Guy. Just give him an award, even if he doesn't deserve it, that's "thing"

PS Can someone in the biz please pop his pus-filled ego?

[quote]Have the 3 Networks one a single award?

Were they even nominated for anything? They are barely nominated for much in recent awards shows.

QT has a foot fetish. And wins awards he doesn't deserve.

Glenn looks great! That is a beautiful dress.

I hate that Taylor Swift gets that hot piece of ass Joe Alwyn.

She's wasting all of this for a beard:

Glenn looks great! She's coming for that Hillbilly Elegy Oscar next season!

Living with HIV

I wonder how Harvey Weinstein feels watching his Golden Child, Quentin Tarantino, win big movie awards while he stews in jail.

Now that is a movie that Quentin should make!

R377, Since when did WF break? His whole style is called "deadpan."

Should have been Adam driver

Joaquin! I think Joker's a kinda bullshit film, but Joaquin's transcendent in it, and Hildur's score is tops! Literally the only great parts of the film won.

Also, this is justice for The Master. That's how I see it.

WHET HEATHER GRAHAM

Adam Driver should have won.

But THE JOKER is a massive hit.

G and M in the same too

[quote] QT has a foot fetish.

OMG!!

MARY!!

Joaquin walked right by Reese without even glancing at her. Ouch!!!!

[quote]Were they even nominated for anything? They are barely nominated for much in recent awards shows.

Just off the top of my head, I think it's a shame Freddie Highmore doesn't get recognized for the great work he does on "The Good Doctor."

Wow, he's wasted.

De Niro is NOT impressed.

You're an idiot, R397.

Fuck this Joker incel united movie.

Joaquin is so fucking drunk and high and mentally ill, probably.

Is he on drugs?

Joaquin is so freaking weird but he's a great actor.

They linger on audience members too long, and it's especially awkward when they're blank-faced.

What are they bleeping out of Joaquin?

Joaquin is drunk.

Who blew up Joaquin and gave him drugs?

And what is getting bleeped out?

Who the fuck did Taron Egerton blow to get that award?

Quentin spends millions of his investors' money on filming close ups of women's bare feet and everyone just rolls their eyes and applauds. They can't give him money and awards fast enough.

Imagine if a big-time director wanted to lovingly film men's feet. He'd be run out of town!

This guy is a freak

Joaquin’s been nominated for six GGs?

Phoenix is speeching himself out of the Oscar.

Phoenix acted circles around Driver. Please.

What a pretentious fuck.

Having a breakdown on TV is always fun.

Todd Phillips is a fraud documentary maker.

R397, The humor was in the inappropriate time and place, not "gay."

Joaquin. Drunk?

“Rooney...”

Projectile vomiting right now.

Joaquin has a come a long way from that sullen teen smuggling porno tapes into his room in a paper bag in Parenthood.

Joaquin is intense as a person and in his work but that is not the same as being good.

Play the music louder......

YES Joaquin!! THIS is what happens when you get rid of scum who rig award shows with dirty campaigning like Weinstein!! REAL talent shines through

I think Joaquin just lost the Oscar :(

Dude, cut out the drugs already

Is Joaquin Gay?

Hahaha, I think he just won. Let's see how this pans out. I personally thought the speech was perfect.

I’m happy Joaquin won. Great actor, great performance.

Ugh... is Todd Phillips somewhat fuckable?

Guys, if your beard is gray like the beard on Joaquin Phoenix, you need to keep it clean and trimmed or else you'll look like Joaquin--a homeless man

Looks like he may have doused his Oscar chances with that chemically-charged speech.

Is JP swearing a lot or is the stream glitchy?

I hope so 439

Meh. Antonio Banderas should have won.

What R432 said

It's that Farrell is not a leading man type, he's a comedian and he's being inappropriately Stannish, not gay

Jesus fucking christ, say thank you & sit the fuck down Joaquin.

Am starting the show now. Why are they giving Elton John a standing ovation? Because he made a few adult contempoary hits in he 70s that are nearly forgotten today?

The Oscar voters watching Joaquin's speech is the best thing that could have happened to me.

Coming up Renee in Judy!!!

Is he NAMING NAMES?!?!?!!?!?!!!-

They played him off. At least he took the cue!

R447 - I think he was dropping f-bombs.

You're brother River wouldn't have made an acceptance speech like that.

He is an extreme introvert so maybe he is extremely anxious and weird. But also he looked like he was drunk and high on coke.

Well Joaquin is batshit crazy but what he said about people flying around in private jets while wringing their hands about Australia and global warming was right on.

So what all was that that was bleeped?

Hello: I’m a tortured luvvie. I will agonise about everything, including making a short speech, because that’s what I think great acting takes ever since I saw Brando mumbling.

Why are there right wing propagandists posting here? Do you honestly think you're going to change anyone's mind? Is the purpose just to disrupt? Go choke on a potato, comrades.

So is Ricky still on this show?

If Renee wins I'm screaming like those dudes when Diana died.

[quote]Phoenix is speeching himself out of the Oscar.

You think? I don't think the voting body of the Academy skews as old as it once did, so perhaps this won't hurt him.

Palm Springs???

MARRIAGE STORY is an excellent, heartbreaking drama with phenomenal performances.

You know r345 is a major douchebag when he's against "instrospection."

Hopefully Adam Driver’s diva behavior and Joaquin’s profanity will torpedo their Oscar chances and lead to a victory for Antonio Banderas.

"I hate that Taylor Swift gets that hot piece of ass Joe Alwyn."

Fauxmance. They're probably both gay.

Coming up Lisa Vanderpumps restaurant rammed by a Ferrari.

The "deranged comic book villain" is always a hit. Just ask Terrence Stamp, and Jack Nicholson, and Heath Ledger, and all the rest.

Hollywood will never stop making these movies. It'll be the same story over and over and over again and they will all make a billion dollars. Sad.

Rami still looks pissed off.

Those repulsive eyebags.

Reneeeeeee!!!!!

Ha ha they ran out of time for Ricky to tell more of his "hilarious" jokes

Renee!

So.... Joaquin and Todd? Mmmh

YASSS!!!!!!!!!

I agreed with what Phoenix said but he was so high and inarticulate that the message didn't come across well.

Renee did give an amazing performance. It was difficult to watch.

Joaquin should go back to his original name...Leaf. It would be environmentally appropriate.

I love Rami so much

Renee looks fucked up

Zellweger has a face like a prune.

How happy are our DLEGs?

Judy Fucking Garland!!!!

Fun fact: Renee Zellweger danced with my brother at a wedding

Who sang as judy in that film? Jesus what a diservice.

Zellweger's accepting an award? What is it 2003?

r365 = r328

#goldenglobewinnerssomentallyill

Renee is talking funny

JUDY!

Wow, quite a comeback for Renee

Her "Judy" was really award-worthy. Good for her. Oscars, here she comes!

WTF is she drunk? Awkward.

Holy crap she’s wasted! Is she still playing Judy?

Enough with the drugged out drunk stars!

It does seem like she might be a wee bit drunk.

She seems even more mentally ill than Joaquin.

Did Renee Zellweger just thank Kerry Katona from Atomic Kitten?

Driver will be broken. Bridesmaid last year and this year too. Most of the voters will not even remember JP’s speech , they will give it to him because it is his time. I wish all the actors would boycott these awards. They are a complete joke.

She's still in character!

Renee is WASTED.

She's so wasted she went to grab the guy's hand who was there to help her up the stairs and she missed.

Renee seems...troubled. Is she troubled? Or she just an over-the-top actress?

Did she have a stroke?

Ronan deserves this award, to be honest. Her work in Little Women was top notch.

Damn she's high as fuck.

Someone needs to do the gay version of 1917

R497 so just another day for Renee.

A lot of concerned faces in the audience for Renee.

They should hand out the actor awards at the beginning - before everyone is drunk.

Renee was high on the red carped and with Ryan. What the fuck is she on? I'm going with SMACK. Horse!

Man, the two front runners I wouldn't trust to watch my dog.

R503 why are people surprised at Renee lol have they been living under a cave?

Renee just lost the Oscar tonight.

"Kill me"

if only....

They had to play her off too! Sheesh!

Sam Mendes LOL What a hack

Wrong R489. Do you need a tampon too?

A lot of MOVIE STARS tonight!!! Sandy <3

Wtf is with Sandy's hair - did Joaquin do it backstage?

And one really ugly dress is brought on for the final award!!

#FREERICKY

Another winner clearly on something.

Another winner clearly on something.

Renee is fine--she has very little competition this year.

I think it's Joaquin who should be regretting being so wasted tonight.

Of course. Fuckin' foreigners.

What did Renee say?

Wow, 1917 winning big tonight. SO GLAD something besides the hoax IRISHMAN is getting momentum.

Sam Mendes is one year YOUNGER than Brad Pitt

I saw 1917 yesterday in Manhattan, and it is fine, but not that good.

I wonder if all the Brits are happy they don't have to deal with Hollywood exclusively for work.

It’d be nice to see the end of mimicry and impersonations being given Oscars over original characters. Won’t happen anytime soon sadly.

YES!!!!!!!!!

What a dreary lot for best motion picture drama. Ugh.

I thought Renee pulled it together in the end but the first part of her speech was a mess.

I don't know guys... is 1917 the movie we want to win Best Picture after such a great year?

I love Ricky No Fucks Given Gervais.

Kate Winslet must be so pissed right now

That's just the way Renee is. I don't think she was high. Now Joaquin, yes.

LOL, r520!

LOL, r520!

Pierce Brosnan's long-haired son looks like Slender Man up there

I suspect one big factor in 1917’s win is voting against Netflix, which had 3 of the 5 nominees.

Zzzzz

George MacKay alert!

They did well. Only 10 minutes over. I can't think of any other major awards show that can wrap it up quicker.

[quote] I wonder if all the Brits are happy they don't have to deal with Hollywood exclusively for work.

The Brits are likely even more competitive about roles. The BBC doesn’t pay well at all.

Right on, Renee!!

Wow. Ricky Gervais really went for it in the final 5 minutes. Telling audience to Fuck Off TWICE!!!!

Finally I think Ricky was rude. Nobody really needs that at such a shindig.

Pierce’s son was having a tsuris getting everyone to stand in the correct side of the stage.

Ricky Gervais is an arsehole.

[quote] He totally just ignored Elton John's waiting arms.

Yeah, that was awkward. Elton seemed happy though.

I agree, r536. I'm sure 1917 is a good film, but I'd really love a non-war film to win the best picture this year.

Ehh, I like how everyone let it all out there tonight. People were pretty sloppy if you think about it, though some came to play like Michelle Williams. I had a good time. We'll regret 1917 if the Academy follows the Globes.

Maybe Elton bought that for him and Taron is expected to pay it back. GG can be bought, you know.

Renee squints because of the irreparable damage caused by years of taking Weinstein's copious loads in her eyes when blowing him.

Important to remember it is a non-American group of voters r543. I can see a world war 1 movie like 1917 appealing to them more than Irishman or Once Upon of Time which are very American films.

Never seen Gervais before, eh R550?

George is cute, and great in the movie, but Dean-Charles Chapman is more my type of adorable twink.

I felt like Ricky over did it. He's better if he keeps it good natured rather than calling them pedophile enablers and cokeheads.

I'm just happy about Renee. Well-deserved. Charlize also did a good job with Megyn Kelly, but Renee made me misty.

So The Irishman was snubbed?

This Zoie's Playlist show seems to be a rehash of Eli Stone.

I think many war movies are anti-war. I suspect 1917 is that.

That was fun. Back to enjoying the total meltdown in the bisexual phenomena thread.

Ricky changed his demeanor from the opening. First he was just all dry wit and "roasting" the audience, but by the second half and certainly at the end Ricky wasn't kidding in his "Who cares?" attitude. He wasn't smiling.

TPTB must have spoken to him.

[quote]The Brits are likely even more competitive about roles. The BBC doesn’t pay well at all.

Even so the culture is not like it is in Hollywood. They don't have to deal with the same bullshit and ego. You can tell because for the most part the Brits have a bit of class and humility.

joaquin phoenix beating leonardo dicaprio and making a speech about the environment AND THEN dragging leo about taking private jets......

Happy for Renee. She seems to have her Katy, Texas twang back. The other nominees in her category looked pissed though.

1917’s win is the best possible outcome for OUATIH, stubbing out any momentum for what was once considered the Best Picture frontrunner, The Irishman

Next Sunday is the Critics Choice Awards

Renee was wise to thank her agents. They brought her back from the dead in the industry.

I think Joaquin was just anxious and may have had too many Xanax to counteract it. If he did not do a good job as an actor, people would quit hiring him.

Renee was commenting on the contribution Judy Garland made in her speech. She also said thing about doing the work that I suspect the Hollywood foreign press liked. She seemed a bit anxious as well. I doubt she was drunk, she's very self-disciplined.

What exactly happened to Renee? She seemed to disappear over night after being the darling of the early aughts.

[quote]joaquin phoenix beating leonardo dicaprio

They weren't competing. Taron beat Leo.

Bombshell was so much less than it could have been, but Charlize only enhances her superstar status with or without a globe.. She carried the whole thing.

Doesn't OUATIH have a leg up because it's a love letter to Hollywood? Those moviesalways win: THE ARTIST, LA LA LAND, etc.

If you get to see her speech again look at her eyes r574. You can see she's high, at least that what I saw.

If Ricky doesn't host this show, what else is he going to do? Will he quit showbiz? Because American audiences rejected his most recent show, movie, and stand up. Maybe he can host a "naughty" podcast.

Part 4 if needed

Designing Women is on on KTLA.

G' night bitches.

He's executive producer of both versions of The Office so he probably has his fuck you money.

One of the best award shows in years. Everybody wasted and damaged. The host telling everyone to go fuck themselves. "The Trolley Song" last song of the night.

R575 she had many flops after her Oscar win and Chicago.

Any insiders that can speak to how he is viewed in the industry? I enjoyed his performance and was happy he won, but was surprised by the standing ovation. Even Al "permanent bitch face" Pacino stood. Well liked, feared, moneymaker? What's the scoop?

Any insiders that can speak to how he is viewed in the industry? I enjoyed his performance and was happy he won, but was surprised by the standing ovation. Even Al "permanent bitch face" Pacino stood. Well liked, feared, moneymaker? What's the scoop?

I’m sorry, but Margot was amazing in Bombshell

[quote]Those moviesalways win: THE ARTIST, LA LA LAND, etc.

Now Faye, for the last time it was "Moonlight" that won, not "La La Land"

Renee's filmography post her Oscar win for BSA in Cold Mountain was kind of thin. I wonder if she sort of got Hathaway'd, where actually winning the Oscar kind of killed her career rather than fueling it?

Ha ha, Disney is getting revenge on Scorsese for trashing their shitting Marvel movies. They've used their considerable muscle to ice him out of awards for The Irishman. Ouch!

Thanks, Cletus.

Doesn’t the success of those superhero movies sort of give him the opportunity and, and more importantly, the budgets to make his “artistic, high falutin’, respectable” films??

He should be thanking them.

R593 No, his name and reputation affords him those things

IIRC, the Golden Globes used to be the show full of fun drunks, not sad drunks.

Tonight was a pathetic parade of wasted depressives and crazies.

[quote]Next Sunday is the Critics Choice Awards

With your hosts, Bob Hope and Lucille Ball.

R595, you’re fucking nuts.

So... does having a hit show on a traditional TV network matter at all these days?

Nope, R598. That’s why the ratings for these things continue to go down the shitter.

I have not seen the Emmy telecast in years. Don’t know most of the shows nominated and the actors are complete strangers to me. I already pay for cable, I am not paying for 10 different streaming services.

I had no idea who most of these actors that are on unknown show and streaming services are.

I mean, if they held a proper BATTLE OF THE NETWORK STARS now, no one would show up!

I call that a disgrace.