Golden Globes 2020 Official Thread Part 2....

Fuck Tom Hanks, right in his sanctimonious, puckered asshole. Sitting there shaking his head like hia shit doesn't stink, frowning down all of Gervais' spitefully truthful jabs. Hanks is a knob, and I only ever liked him in Big anyway.

Brad looks incredible!

Ellen is going to be off the hook horrible now that she has her award.

R1 must be an old lady to think Gervais is "edgy"

Gervais is a snarky cunt and he ain’t funny.

Phoebe Waller Bridge looks like a Willis daughter

Ellen looks hideous tonight

Racist conservatives are going to LOVE this

Parasite wins... no surprise

Miss Christina looked like she wanted to cut a bitch

They keep cutting away to Christina Applegate, who has had such awful work done on her face. She's almost unrecognizable

SMELLY MR. KIM JUST SMELLED UP THE ROOM!!!!

I want to kick someone in the face for that Stevia commercial

OMG what is that cheap, Korean detergent and dirty rag smell? They're "crossing a line!"

[quote] Ellen looks hideous tonight

Her beauty is within.

R11, she had serious cancer, you cunt. She had organs removed and hormone therapy. Give her a freaking break.

SIENA STYLED JUST LIKE MARGOT ROBBIE. BTH BAD BISHES LOOK THE SAME AGE BUT ONLY ONE IS YOUNGER!!!!

MARGOT MUST BE FURIOUS !!

Sienna Miller still has a career?

Gervais has skeletons in his own closet

Wow - HIV med ad was direct.

Now make fun of trannies, Gervais!

This Biktarvy ad is......

Everyone has skeletons in their closet.

Gervais hates trannies

Pierce is still hot

Pierce Brosnan's voice sounds so phoney.

Pierce is still so sexy

Pierce’s sons are hot. I don’t care what dl says.

Is Paris adopted?

These are his sons? lmao

[quote] Now make fun of trannies, Gervais!

If he did, I think Patty Arquette might literally murder him on live tv.

His kids grew up here? The one on the right is cuter, but they're both interesting looking. The tall one is super awkward, lol.

What is this bullshit with Bronsans kids

No Paris has dads eyes

Son needs a haircut and a personality.

So Miss Golden Globes is Pierce Brosnan's son!

Beautiful, but completely wooden.

They need to get into gay porn.

Could Pierce not afford an orthodontist for the one with long hair?

I tried to watch Fleabag. I couldn't make it through more than one and a half episodes. Hated it.

God damn Pierce is still sexy.

Pierce's tuxedo is perfect. WHo's the designer?

Oh Kate McKinnon is going butch now.

Don’t sing Pierce.

Do you think any of those A-listers are POZ?

Does Carol know where she is?

Pierce Brosnan does look great, both himself and his outfit.

Kate McKinnon is so fucking hammy.

Kate rocks!

Jason Bateman looks great.

Wasn't Kate McKinnon's movie career supposed to have taken off by now?

So how come neither of Pierce’s sons got to play the younger version of him in the Mamma Mia sequel?

Kate McKinnon shut up, you are not funny or amusing. At all.

We bitch about Ellen, but we owe her a lot.

Pierce's voice sounded weak.

Uh, the long haired one is a model. He’s trying to affect elan.

It's OK now Australia, Hollywood douche bags are thinking of you, Everything's all right now,

Oh, Ellen SUFFERED. Riiight.

Oh what a moving speech.

Does Ellen actually have feelings

I still cannot get over the fact that Kate dated Bari Weiss from The NYT back in college

Ellen needs to eat something.

Are Pierce’s sons with the dead one or the fat one?

Republicans are creaming themselves on Twitter over Gervais monologue.

How much longer before you know who tweets about it?

So are Nicole, Naomi, Keith, Cate and any possible Hemsworthy who might be there bad people for not being down under fighting fires?

[quote]This Biktarvy ad is......

It needs us.

Laura Dern is there tonight! So much history in that room people!

Can we just hate watch the show and not bring politics into this, please?!?!

Is Margot Robbie at the Golden Globes?

People saying Kate should be the host instead of Gervais... nah actually

R52 we don’t owe Ellen shit ok. If it wasn’t her. She’s a mean sell out drunk.

Kate McKinnon looks mentally ill.

Is anyone LGB buying the Ellen is brave narrative?

Fleabag is about a priest who has an affair with an adult woman?! Is the show science fiction?

Maybe it's me but it seems like Ellen hates being a gay role model. That look on her face at the end of Kate's speech didn't say "I'm touched Kate, thank you."

R71, she was out when very few celebs were

Ellen has turned into the Keebler elf!

So is Oprah now the black Ellen?

Ellen was brave, it's utterly absurd to try to take that away from her r71.

Ellen SUFFERED for you, R71.

I thought why's Ellen kissing a guy. And then Portia turned around.

It was more like "Why aren't you talking about how funny and talented I am."

Portia looks dreadful

How long does this Ellen segment last?

And did people actually HATE Ellen when she came out?

I can’t believe Ellen was throwing so much shade to Kate McKinnon during Kate’s speech.

Good for Ellen but I don't have to love her, right? She was brave.

What is Carol Burnett chewing, her cud?

Portia's hair.

Yes r71 Very brave! Braver than posting nasty shit about her on a message board. Fuck off

Ellen wants to fuck Kate.

lmao does she actually hate Kate?

R69 clearly isn't an out gay person. And that poster is clearly drunk.

r73 Ellen just doesn't like being called a pioneer or a role model because that implies she's OLD as dirt.

Why hasn't Kate McKinnon had a nose job done?

You guys Kate JUST CAME OUT!!!!

I really enjoyed Ellen as a comic but I hate her show.

r82 very much so. The hate was crazy. Laura Dern wouldnt even get hired for years after the episode and Oprah was getting hate mail and calls daily calling her a nigger

Ellen look terrible.

ACT UP organizers were brave, seeing as many were also dying.

Holy crap, Kate McKinnon’s Theranos drama with her as Elizabeth Holmes is going to come off as a National Lampoon movie. She’s fucking atrocious.

Why was Gervais even tapped to host given his history of transphobic comments?

Where was that guy who was responsible for getting Kevin Hart fired?

No matter how much of a bitch she may be behind the scenes, Ellen is genuinely funny.

Let’s face it a Laura Dern’s career for decades was the biggest victim of Ellen’s coming out, Ellen bounced back relatively quickly, Laura has only re-emerged the last few years.

Remember when Ellen and Rosie were on TV at the same time? Where's Rosie now?

Chet Haze is sitting next to his dad!

Kate wasn't out yet?

Ellen has Mark Harmon hair.

All I see when I look at Ellen these days is that nut job that founded the Heavens Gate cult.

Too long...

r82 must be a child.

OMFG Beyonce and Jay Z are there!!!

Ellen is our Jesus!

R98 Have they even filmed that show?

Portia is PISSED

At home enjoying her millions R102.

Does Ellen even acknowledge the existence of Anne Heche? Anne was with her during and after the end of her sitcom.

Was Oprah too busy?

She’s STILL TALKING??

What a self obsessed cow. She looks like a 12 year old boy with that haircut.

If Ellen had a Hitler moustache she would look just like him.

gervais is about as funny as a ingrown toe nail! guess i'm a old fuddy duddy, but insults and snark and ONLY insults and snark, i don't find funny, amusing or entertaining...it's simple "blue humor" that anyone can do, that's NOT talent..

pierce looks good, although the closeup of his face with my HIGH DEF 4K tv shows his age spots, his crooked bad bottom teeth and so on...

laura dern looks like she gained some weight in the face..

what in the world is jennifer lopez and scarlet johansson wearing??..

Ellen is looking old...

Why is Beyonce there?

A little bit of truth in outing Carol

Melissa Etheridge revealed in her autobio that there was a small circle of Hollywood lezzies back in the day that included herself, Ellen, Rosie and KD Lang.

The lighting is making it look like she has something hanging out of her nose

Forced smile from Bey.

Oh, Cate Blanchett can't go to Australia to fight the fires.

Ellen has the most beautiful eyes. They're robin's egg blue, like a Tiffany box.

Is Ellen still talking?

Ellen killed it. Great.

Gervais is probably dying inside with this Ellen speech

Damn she didn’t even mention Portia. No poon for her tonight.

Ellen is in her 60s. How young do you expect her to look? If she had plastic surgery, you'd be bitching about it.

I don't follow Kate McKinnon's career. Has she always been out?

R122, I wonder if she'll mention the CLOSETED lesbians in her circle ...

Does Portia have Stockholm Syndrome?

Ricky is funnier than Ellen.

Is that Hot Mess Chet Hanks sitting with Tom and Colin?

'outing Carol' - Julie Andrews just fell out of her chair.

R71 Hah. There is no such thing as LGB or any other collection of imaginary communities.

She's a man, baby.

That was fucking insufferable, even with the sound turned off.

Kate has always been out

matt bomer looked so "pretty" if albeit so pretty he looked like a doll come to life...

Interesting choices for camera close ups when Ellen was talking about being gay.

[quote]Damn she didn’t even mention Portia. No poon for her tonight.

Oh puhleeze. Lesbian Bed Death kicked in about six years ago.

Did Ellen out Carol?

Ellen looks like Jeff Sessions.

I wonder if the Theranos show will be done tongue in cheek?

Are we going to talk about Bomer for the rest of the night?

Start a thread about him ffs.

I could listen to Ellen for the entire show! She's very funny.

Yes, her eyes are amazing.

All of you wondering about McKinnon I'm pretty sure shes been out for a few years

Disney should have cast Ellen as Dumbo in the live action remake.

I believe Kate McKinnon was glass closeted when she started SNL.

But c'mon, she started out on the Big Gay Sketch Show. She came out officially before she blew up on SNL as Hillary Clinton, to her credit.

Bey must be there for The Lion King?

Ummmm.... Beyonce is there for the same reason Taylor Swift is r120

Did Quinto ever fuck Bomer?

Caneface for days.

Yes, Kate McKinnon has been publicly out for a long time.

R131.. ELLEN is only 61, but with the wrinkles everywhere she has the wrinkles of someone much older.. especially even without plastic surgery she has access to any and all age fighters...

Lauren Graham got some face fillers.

Youtube feed out again.

James Corden is a FAT PUSSY

Kate McKinnon was always out. When she was hired on SNL, there were numerous stories about the show hiring its first out gay woman.

Will Jennifer Aniston and Brad hook up post-show?

Damn Daniel Craig is SHORT!

YouTube stream has completely failed.

Knives Out is one of the year's best! Ana de Armas would get an Oscar nomination if the Academy were brave enough.

Daniel Craig is so ugly.

Why is Gervais blatantly reading his lines off cards? He really gives no fucks, does he?

Isn’t Tom Hanks receiving the Heisenberg trophy tonight? So his sons are contractually obligated to sit next to him.

Knives Out was just okay. I kept expecting it to be like Clue or Murder By Death but it wasn't that fun.

Fuck off, Tim Allen.

This is a terrible pairing.

Ellen pretty much walked away with the show.

Next Year: Host

Ricky can go back to being unemployed.

Daniel Craig is so sexy.

It is weird, though, that he clearly has had facial injections after the clips from Knives Out were filmed.

Chet Hanks is out of rehab, bitches!

I’m still hoping Chet Hanks will find his way to gay porn, especially a company like Treasure Island Media, I want to see him as a nasty alpha top.

Lauren Graham, oh my.

I'm guessing it's because Gervais has been drinking and it's easier to read off the cards.

Lots of surprises tonight! good for Brian Cox--he deserved it.

They're making a sequel to Knives Out. It will follow the Daniel Craig character as he solves another crime.

Billy will be pissed. Good.

COX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nicholas Braun is dancing! HE'S SO ADORABLE! Jeremy Strong's beard is mystifying. I LOVE SUCCESSION!!!

Get your Cox out!!!

Thank god that tranny bill porter didn’t win

Succession is such a great show.

The problem is Ellen doesn't want to host it r173. They struggle to find hosts because so many people turn it down.

Yay! No Billy Porter.

Ana de Armas sucked the life out of that movie. She was soooo drab.

It is amazing to me that Chet Hanks is so sexy given how doofy his parents are.

UGH TIM ALLEN NO

Not Okay, Boomer.

I never put it away r183.

Brian Cox is awesome and underrated; I've always liked him.

I would still do Daniel Craig in a heartbeat

Cox is a wee bit shocked!!! I LOVE HIM!!!

When will Amber Heard get her award for finally killing Johnny Depp's sinking career? Brian Cox played a sympathetic pedo in L.I.E. He should have gotten an Oscar since Hollywood loves the pedos.

God how I dislike Tim Allen

Jason Mamoa wearing a tank top?

Rami looks pisssssed

R170 I totally agree.

R170 I totally agree.

Who wants to offer Chet Hanks a bump and suck his dick?

[QUOTE]Brian Cox played a sympathetic pedo in L.I.E.

With baby Paul Dano!

You could tell by his facial expression when they read his name as a nominee that Billy Porter absolutely thought he had it in the bag!

Die of a cocaine & fentanyl overdose Tim Allen.

Cox is a humble man. A rare breed.

Here's another high quality stream.

All the screen time Nicholas Braun's getting tonight makes me happy.

OMG Ewan McGregor has had his entire face re-modeled! no more creases.

Get it Quentin!!! This may put him ahead of Baumbach.

What the fuck is a Brian Cox?

And can it please get some plastic surgery, please.

....

Who was on stage with Margot Robbie? (Missed it)

Lovely man

I want Brad Pitt to fuck me in half! And, fuck you DL with your goddamn internal service error

Quentin is a ghoul but I enjoy his movies.

Everyone's face has been remolded tonight. Just dewey visages left and right. Hollywood must really fucking care this year.

The actress who plays the nurse in Knives Out looks exactly like Miley Cyrus, weird mouth and big eyes and all.

Robert Bolt??

I'm at work and can't watch. What did Ricky say about Epstein and Disney?

Alright let's wrap this up and save the weirdness for Joaquin Phoenix's speech.

Oh gurl, Miss Quentin is a mess!

No one is going to bat an eye when Quentin T is outed as a sex pest.

Like the HFPAA would give it to anyone other than Tarantino.

[quote]What the fuck is a Brian Cox?

That says a lot about you, and none of it good.

Quentin needs another line.

Tarantino’s drunk.

Get Tarantino off the stage.

So many hatchet face in the audience tonight.

Can Ewan speak through his stretched face?

His what? His wife?

Even Tarantino is looking less like Jabba the Hut.

Please play Quentin off the stage. Save him from ourselves and himself. Yuck.

Why is Quentin's wife in Tel Aviv?

Robert Bolt wrote the screenplays for the Lean masterpieces and A Man for All Seasons.

And yes, coming for Brian Cox?? Really?

Ugh, Tarantino didn't mention my sister.

Who knew this was a prophecy and not a pop song? Australians return home and fight fires like your elder statesman Russell.

I can't believe how much younger McGregor looks, even though he looks like someone completely different now.

Obi-Wan Kenobi, R212.

Is Poehler pregnant? Is it Kroll's??? What's going on?

I would have no one else win but Quentin.

Tiny mice during the night!

OMG Tarantino is reproducing

I wonder if there will be a cat fight between Christina Applegate and Amy Poehler at one of the after parties.

Big get for Laika!!! Especially considering the big studio competition and the fact that no one watches their films! Congrats!

Taylor Swift’s protuberant belly hanging out. She’s really blown up.

R219 he said that Epstein didn't kill himself and then went in HARD against Disney for promoting a "woke agenda" but still using sweatshops in China.

For a great Tom Hardy, Brian Cox, and Shaun Evans work, see: "The Take," a four-part series about vicious low-level British thugs.

[quote] Robert Bolt wrote the screenplays for the Lean masterpieces and A Man for All Seasons.

What an unexpected person for Tarantino to honor. It's like having Vin Diesel honor Dame May Whittey.

[quote] Why is Quentin's wife in Tel Aviv?

She is Israeli

Daniella something-- an Israeli singer. Google will know.

Is Amy Poehler OK? She looks sick.

Taylor Swift should be ashamed to show her massive gawky body

WHAT IN THE HECK IS TAYLOR SWIFT WEARING! i wouldn't use that to scrub the toilet or the bathtub! ugly ugly...

Also the animated category is particularly uninspired this year, so this is a fun surprise. Could have sworn Toy Story 4 had it in the bag. Gotta check out whatever song was playing for Missing Link's win. Sounded cute.

This show is going to go so long

UGH NOT TAYLOR SWIFT

Daddy's Little Princess is dressed like a CHAMOMILLE TEA BAG 2NITE!

Missing Link was the only nominee in its category that was neither a sequel or a remake.

Side note: I am in California for work tonight. Watching awards show from 5 to 8 (or 9) is so much better than 8 to 11 or 12.

Never heard of that animated film winner

R201 Me, me, me! I’m the one who wants his next career to be rough gay porn.

Gervais's "sweat shop" joke was a dig at Apple, not Disney

Teabag Chic will be all the rage at Coachella this year.

R248, Robert Bolt was married to Sarah Miles.

Amy Poehler has gained quite a bit of weight in recent years, but she does look pregnant in that dress. Big gut.

Just have to ask r252 would you be wearing it AND using it to scrub the bathtub?

Missing Link? Must have been the only foreign produced nominee. Hollywood Foreign Press is weird.

They may as well have flipped a coin for the Animated Feature award, since they all look alike. Nothing really special about any of them.

When will Taylor Swift come out?

Ewans cock is huge. I’d suck it for a week and eat his asshole another.

Ewans cock is huge. I’d suck it for a week and eat his asshole another.

Bolt really must have suffered that marriage

There's was just a Planet Fitness ad where the "Evil Spin Class" gave someone the "Hiss of Shame"

There is no way whoever wrote that is not a DLer

[quote]Side note: I am in California for work tonight. Watching awards show from 5 to 8 (or 9) is so much better than 8 to 11 or 12.

Definitely one of the benefits of living here. I love things starting at 5, and then they even replay at a reasonable time at 8pm just incase you missed it lol.

I thought Taylor Swift hated Amy Poehler since the Michael J Fox joke where she and Tina called her a slut.

I love watching awards shows in Cali

R264.. no i would be wearing sweats and using taylor's dress to either scrub the tub or the toilet or scare neighbors and small children with it...

Are there no #metoo ribbons, outfits or speeches this year?

Parasite is a really great film.

Highly recommend.

[quote] What an unexpected person for Tarantino to honor. It's like having Vin Diesel honor Dame May Whittey.

Tarantino honoring a Hollywood screenwriter is odd to you? In what way? Tarantino is as deep Hollywood as you can get, and no one can question his love for both the movies and the city.

Beyonce showed up. She doesnt do red carpets anymore.

Party of Cinco!

R234 who came for Brian Cox?

Sucession is one of those "they speak British so it must be good" type of shows. Let's be real HBO hasn't been cutting edge or top quality in years. The Emmys will snub it.

Those jowls and wrinkled on that Brian Cox though. YIKES.

Leo and Brad!!

Was that really Taylor Swift? Besides the fugly dress, her face didn't look the same.

testing

I came for cocks!

Let's guess who's high tonight?

still bringing in that young pussy though!

R276 And not a single mention of Trump either.

Do people just not care anymore?

Brad looks like Robert Wagner

Leo looks like Natalie Wood’s water bloated body.

Kerry Washington needs to put on weight! Where the fuck did her collagen go? She’s starting to look like Condoleezza Rice! Meanwhile my besty Gwyneth was looking awesome..love that stuck up bitch!

If Once Upon a Time....In Hollywood was made by anyone other than Quentin, it would be rightly ignored. It's so bad.

[quote]who came for Brian Cox?

Looking at him tonight, I'd say no one in the last twenty years Alex!

Oh dear r282! The characters in Succession are American.

Way to show you don't know the first damn thing about the show you are trying to talk about.

Wow. Goop's stunting tonight!

OMG, I totally saw that "just be yourself" joke coming.

Leo is still single

Is GOOP really orange or is it my tv?

R245 Did Cats cause her to stress eat or is she vying for the role of Jenny Any Dots in the sequel?

Who the fuck dressed Goop?

GOOOOOOOOP!

Fucking bitch.

IS ANNETTE OKAY?! #FindAnette!!!!!

Oh, Goop. That outfit.

omg. paltow's dress. and every other thing about her.

J Loser

"Sucession is one of those "they speak British so it must be good" type of shows."

LOL, you've never seen the show.

No award for JLo.

I'm happy.

Goop looks like a belly dancer!

Looks like it’s OUATIH’s night.

Brad’s facelift has settled in. Good work!

[quote] The characters in Succession are American.

Many of them are, but not all.

Greg is Canadian, and Logan and his brother are Scottish, and Marcia is Lebanese.

Thank God; let's not let JLo get her Oscar hopes up.

The older Goop gets, the more she looks like every other basic JAP on the UES.

Though in their defense, they all look damn good for their age.

Ugh the nepotist brat Laura won.

JLo will be exiting soon or worse, she'll sing.

Best thing about Once Upon a Time - the soundtrack.

WTF is Goop wearing? Is she going to a French Harem Slut party later?

Fish Sticks.

do people still go "gaga" over brad pitt? the most overrated, over hyped male "sex symbol" in hollywood history...

looks gaunt, wrinkled, tired and no amount of lighting and makeup will change that!....

what in the world is paltrow wearing? is this the year of "go ugly and edgy" in dresses?....

Shot of Adam Driver.... looking fuckable!

Is Marriage Story a thinly veiled attack on Jennifer Jason Leigh? I wonder what she thinks about the movie. Does anyone know? Has she made a statement about it?

What is wrong with Laura Dern’s eyes?

Could be worse. Claire Danes could have been there.

I don't dislike Dern but I don't like her either.

SUCK IT, JENNY FROM THE BLOCK!!

I thought it was pronounced Bam-“bock”.

Ok, I was happily perplexed by Paltrow's gown.

I liked it even though I don't know what the fuck it was.

LD is 5 for 8. They give her a Golden Globe every time she farts.

She was funny and bitchy in MS. Even she knows it was a bullshit nomination.

Ooooh ScarJo's hairline is TRAGIC. I didn't realize she had such a massive forehead.

[quote] Ewans cock is huge.

= I don’t get out much.

[quote]What is wrong with Laura Dern’s eyes?

She's batshit crazy.

It really wouldn't be an attack on her r321, the movie doesn't demonize the ScarJo character at all.

Are they keeping Ricky off screen on purpose?

Jonas and that woman still selling their boring Hollywood marriage. Absolutely no one cares.

Finally Andrew Scott makes it to the stage

Priyanka is gorgeous in pink tonight.

Where’s Gaga and Jared Leto?

How the hell, or why the hell is that woman married to that manchild??

Poor J Lo. I was rooting for the old gal.

Oh good, it’s Phoebe ‘jay leno’s chin’ Waller Bridge again!

I think tomorrow it's going to be #goldenglobessowhite.

Thank GOD JHoe didn’t win. Should put the shut down on that absurd Oscar talk for her

Andrew Scott is impossibly beautiful.

Gervais sucks. The HFPA probably didn't want to pay for a real host so they threw him a few bucks to host this show. Where is his career??

Fuck JLo

Fleabag reminds me of Lens Dunham.

She is going to get nominated for an Oscar r342.

Did Priyanka get a nose job? It looked shaved down. Or else her face was fat making it looks small.

She’s out staying her welcome

Did they fire Gervais on the spot? Bored with this Fleabag winning everything. Whole show is a snooze so far except Ricky.

Just thought I’d add the T back in for posters saying LBG. LGBT 🏳️‍🌈! Peace!

Can we just elect PWB as Queen of the USA?

Why is Tom Hanks pretending to choke?

Andrew Scott is NOT impossibly beautiful. He's impossibly talented.

Did Tom Hanks just flash a condom packet to the camera? what was that

JLo seems nice and she's certainly nice looking but her music is awful and her acting is only ho-hum. Can't she retire from showbiz to raise her kids and count her money?

I thought he was saying that he's sick and pretending to cough.

And son Chet on his phone.

I want to see G and Olivia Colman break out into a fistfight in the audience!

I think Tom's got a cold and was flashing an otc med packet.

It was a blue chew r355

R347 yes and she should be happy for that. She should view that as a win for herself

[quote] Are there no #metoo ribbons, outfits or speeches this year?

Not only that, but this show has been VERY GoldenGlobesSoWhite so far. Twitter must be aflame.

I recently learned that Priyanka (sp?) is a beauty pageant winner. I was...surprised....to learn that.

Is Fleabag about this homely British woman. Why would I want to watch that?

JLo is a cunt. Just ask anyone who has worked on a movie with her.

You know J-Lo is firing her whole team and hiring a brand new one to get that Oscar.

[quote]Andrew Scott is impossibly beautiful.

Mm, not really.

JLo seeming nice is the best acting she's done in her entire life

Has anyone ever died on the stage of an awards show?

Remember the other son of Tom Hanks? He was in that awful King Kong movie with Jack Black. WEHT him? Did he quit the biz?

Uhh, Brian Cox puts the cock in Cox. He was hot when young, and is a beastly dilf now. I’m 34, and I DEFINITELY WOULD.

Andrew Scott played Moriarty in Sherlock and I loved him in Pride.

She'd need to hire someone to do the acting for her r367

People of Color Winners: - the arab american. 1

If there was an award for biggest cunt in all of history and the universe, J Lo would be the only nominee.

Gwenyth's dress needs to be seen from the back. It is completely see-through and all you see is her butt in her underwear. The color, style and cheapness of it is kind of astounding. Is she that clueless?

Are there any gay characters or gay storylines on This Is Us? I've never seen the show.

No gong for Bush Baby for Mr Robot. That was a shock. He was probably the most deserving winner but Succession has a lot of momentum behind it.

Cringe

Laura Dern doesn’t deserve that Oscar.

Would what r372?

Who is that kid who was singing?

r371 he is in the new Jumanji

J Lo didnt even look like she thought she was gonna win. You can tell she feels honored to be nominated and seems shocked by all the recognition

Oh, Ansel. A black hole has entered. He's singing, dear lord.

Ugh... is that the type of shit we're gonna have to put up with during the West Side Story press tour because if so then I already opt out thanks.

[quote] Bored with this Fleabag winning everything.

Mary! It's only won [italic]two.[/italic]

I'm sure Goop's dress is couture from a legendary French house.

Bey lost to a white gay man... there will be blood.

I feel the Oscars really want to Lauren Bacall J-Lo this year.

Are there people of color who should be winning?

Ansel clearly on cocaine or booe

YAY ELTON!

#GoldenGlobesSoGay

Funny how some people define talent...

Miss Elton tripped waddling up to the stage!

Elton John looks like a muffin.

Miss Elton tripped waddling up to the stage!

Do me, Ansel

OMFG-- I really thought "How funny--someone got dressed up as Elton John"

Had no idea that the actual Elton John now gets dressed up as Elton John

[quote] I've never seen the show.

Keep it that way. It's for the fraus.

[quote] I recently learned that Priyanka (sp?) is a beauty pageant winner. I was...surprised....to learn that.

I think she’s stunning ... but I find straight men appreciate her looks a lot more than gay men do.

Ansel lost his hotness with that corny singing.

So does this mean Andrew Lloyd Webber's collapse complete?

Aw, the Bernie/Elton bromance

"who is this homosexual?"

Oh Ansel---the CRINGE!!! OH MY SENSIBILITIES!!

(Taran is very, very sexy)

What was that braying on stage?

I'm not sure why, cause I always enjoy award shows for the most part, but tonight it seems that everybody is really displaying their huge ego's. More than normal. Nobody gives a damn about hiding it or even trying to be humble.

Ansel's agent should have warned him about Rob Lowe.

It's amazing that Bernie and Elton never won a Grammy? How could that be?

Lol Elgort all sweaty and drunk.

Where the fuck is Ricky?

We’re shocked and appalled by Gwyneth’s choice of apparel.

What happened to women being prized for their intellect?

Sacha Baron Cohen would have been an excellent Hitler in Jojo Rabbit. Love Taika, but Sacha would have killed it.

Do you think Cohen's agent convinced him that "wearing a bright blue tux will remind them of how funny you are"

I cant believe they've never won a grammy. They've made so many classics.

He can make that joke because he's jewish as well.

Hate Borat. Hate hate hate him.

Hate.

OH. Baron Cohen just came for Zuckerberg.

Who's the long-haired cutie sitting to Taika's left?

Look at Meryl chatting up Eddie Murphy. I guess she's got to look for work from everybody now that Harvey is out of the picture.

I hate watching them all schmoozing in the ad breaks

[quote]Miss Elton tripped waddling up to the stage!

Poor thing. He's one of those people who can't stop blaming himself for it for years to come. He's probably slapping himself right at this moment.

That was so fucking funny. I love Baron Cohen.

Anyone interested in that former Mr. Madonna movie?

Elton + Bernier - never a grammy? Beyonce and Swift should be taken out to champagne fountain and shot.

Ha! Lion King didn’t win for animated movie or for that song I’ve never heard.

Disney didn’t win for any animated film. Good.

Yes, egos are getting so much worse. Yikes. Is that why Ricky hasn't shown up for awhile? Did they fire him on the spot?

Dern's getting the obligatory "overdue" talk this year, which as usual, makes no sense.. No one looks at Rambling Rose or Wild and thinks she should have deserved the Oscar either of those years.

Diane Ladd not having an Oscar is far more of an injustice at this point than Laura not having one. One could make a better case for Alice or Wild at Heart.

R412, et al., I think EJ meant that he and Taupin haven't won one as a team. I was surprised to see how few Elton's won in his career.

r423 = G

More Gervais. Everyone else is boring shit.

Diane Ladd has an Oscar I thought.

Justice for Ricky!

After Elton wins the Oscar and finishes his sold out Farewell World Tour, he deserves to get as fat as he wants to while watching his kids grow up.

Ladd got an oscar nom, sorry.

No one needs to see Gervais anyway. Cut out the middleman and go straight to the presenters.

Ricky probably got fired backstage. He is pissing off big names in Hollywood, like he did last time so they took years to invite him back. He came back but didnt play by their rules.

They don't ever give Gervais much time after the opening monologue. A few seconds here and there.

Wait was that Rami guy the only POC who has won so far? Twitter will not like that.

"Dern's getting the obligatory "overdue" talk this year, which as usual, makes no sense."

"Overdue" doesn't always secure you an Oscar. Just ask G.

[quote] Look at Meryl chatting up Eddie Murphy.

Stay away from that BBC...it’s mine!

DId elton slept w/ bernie?

I'm getting that E.T. commcercial bullshit.

Why are these people so thin skinned. Gervais is hilarious and necessary!

R431 Laura’s been acting for 45 YEARS. She seems really cool and humble. I’m thrilled for her.

Please, not Arquette and her white privileged ass

I think "Tim Apple" got him fired quickly. Apple wants to be big in this business and Ricky took a huge shit on the Apple.

OMG Arquette high as fuck

Gervais is too vain to be seen on TV is reading glasses so that he can read the TelePrompTer. That's why he's reading his lines off of cards like the amateur he is.

The Act was awesome

Her boobs are about to fall out

Gurlfriend put those tits away.

Big Jugs! OMG

Tig old bitties!

BOOOOOBS!!

Mama is BUSTING OUT of this dress

Now that is a dress that says "LOOK AT MY BOOBS!!! LOOK AT THEM NOW!!! BOW TO THEIR MASSIVENESS"

And why is she wearing sunglasses?

Arquette wasn't that great in The Act.

Wow, so many surprises tonight! Glad "Knockers" Arquette won--that really was the best performance in her field.

OMG Patricia Arquette??

Hello Patricia Arquettes tits!

Patty A, The Queen of Awards Shows. Good for her.

She has the golden globes.

Damn, Patti, put those away, you can hurt someone!

Do me, Jason Momoa!

Wow, those bazoombas are out in full force, aren’t they?

Can they do that? Can they fire Ricky backstage like that?

She ALWAYS makes it political.

Is Patty Arquette in her Peggy Lee phase?

Shut the fuck up cunt!

Elton already has an Oscar...he won it for the original Lion King

Patricia Arquette's Tits 2020

Patricia Arquette and her Golden Globes.

She should have written that on her tits.

Patty is great on Twitter. Love her.

Bombs. Boobs. Bush Fires.

Courteous applause - and she's off. Thank Gawd.

Well said, PA!

The tits distract from the cheap ass sunglasses

Zoe Kravitz has a beautiful face!

Titties y’all!

She should never pontificate on edibles.

I'll always love Kristen Parker.

GodDAMN, Momoa's sex on a fucking stick.

Olivia doesn't deserve it. Her voice does. But not her acting.

The horse woman strikes again.

OMG that is one hideous dress on Olivia Colman

Um ah ooh he he I was a cleaner

R479 LOL

NOOO POLITICS!!! STUPID, STUPID CELEBS

Momoa is a giant pole of sex supreme.

That tear moment in The Crown got her that award.

No, r472. Mary Travers.

Is this the bitch who stole Glenn’s Oscar?

Ugh, another bubbly Brit being so cute. Vomit.

The Crown! What a show. Love it so much. I can't believe that I have to wait another YEAR for another season. Sigh.

I really want to date Brosnan’s son.

What's with the giant red pillow dress?

I think Colin Hanks went to some Ivy League university.

If you were at the Golden Globes, which table would you want to sit at?

Why is Charlize presenting to Hanks?

R493 Anyone who doesn’t speak out against Trump is complicit! He is a pussy grabbing Nazi. Do fuck off

Were Patty's jugs always that inflated? Pretty sure we saw some areola. Her jugs should be sent to Trump to convince him not to genocide Iran.

Lol I thought someone posted that Jennifer Aniston was expected to win. Poor Jen got Colman'd.

Enough homely British women.

R503, Leo's.

Elton wants another Oscar. And not for some stupid cartoon about lions--he wants an Oscar for his life story!!!!!

When PA won, my cat yakked up and walked out of the room.

I'm sure the episode Colman submitted for consideration was the Aberfan episode, but she really deserved it for the great scene where the Queen is dressing down Charles at the end of the investiture episode--the performance she gives there is so complex, and she goes through so many emotions in it (anger, dutifulness, pain, contempt, and finally enormous silent regret).

WW3

I think what Arquette said was perfectly appropriate.

Did Tom Hanks disown Colin? Why isn't he presenting the lifetime achievement award to Tom?

I’ll show you a pair of golden globes!

Ansel Elgort, he of BABY DRIVER, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, DIVERGENT, etc.

He's a hot piece of ass and he comes from a privileged family.

Anyone else experiencing "DL internal server" problem?

Very obviously Chanel.

Jen Anniston is probably halfway home by now.

Peter Scolari should present the award to Hanks.

[quote]Ugh, another bubbly Brit being so cute. Vomit.

Olivia Colman certainly knows how to play her humble and SO REAL Brit actress role to perfection.

Ivanka and Melania should get Useless Famewhorelina awards.

Trump about to bomb GG in 3, 2, 1......

Is Good Girls any good?

The Charles Prince of Wales speech never took place. The political speech was never spoken by him.

Oh, Charliz, that outfit.

Trump 2020!

Well, if no one else is wearing a bra, Charlize Theron sure is, and wants the world to know!

Yes R518

Say boys, this is what you are fighting for.

Charlize is a Goddess,

It looks like Charlize got in a fight backstage and some hooker ripped off the other half of it. WTF.

Charlize is drunk.

Presented by Barron R523

[quote] The Charles Prince of Wales speech never took place. The political speech was never spoken by him.

Yes, honey. It's a fictional TV show.

Only a woman as gorgeous as Charlize can pull off that hairstyle.

This story never happened - according to Tom's face.

Ucch we actually HATE Tom, bitch

Is Charlize wearing a wig?

She was the only good thing about Bombshell.

Hideous dresses.

Charlize was fantastic as that bitch in Bombshell.

Why is everyone so red?

Tom took the 5 minutes to take a shit, Charlize.

“Stealing our tears”? WTF does that even mean?

Barf.

I fucking hate Forrest Gump. Fucking. Hate. It.

Tom Hanks' best movie was VOLUNTEERS.

Hollywood's weirdest feud: Henry Winkler vs. Tom Hanks

Ooh, Tom Hanks tribute! I hope they show a clip from Mazes and Monsters!

Charlize is a good actress but she really struggled with being likable or funny in that speech.

The controversy over Prince Charle's speech in Wales absolutely did happen.

Young Tom was hot - sue me!

Thinking the same thing, r544. The AC must be down or the lights very hot. And a lot of Moet.

For years, DLers have been saying that Hanks is a mean, rotten, horrible drunk IRL ... yet everyone in Hollywood seems to genuinely love him.

His greatest role was in "Bachelor Party."

Is Phoebe Tyler Wallingford pregnant?

Agree R547. It’s a celebration of stupidity—the quintessential American value.

A lot of great movies there.

Charlize doesn't do 'warm' well.

I never realized he made that many pictures!

Part 3

Only Americans care about "warm" when it comes to celebrity. Give me an ice queen like Angelina Jolie or Charlize any day.

What just happened?!

Henry looks unamused.

Awww he chocked up

R551, her lover’s wife was sitting right in front of her. Cut the girl some slack!

I love Tom Hanks!

He always rises to the occasion. Stunning body of work

R548 is correct. He was amazing in that movie.

Maybe he should be the democratic nominee

Was I criticizing her, r563? I just made a comment.

Tom's daughter is so homely.

Tom is breaking up over HOT MESS CHET HANKS!

What about Bomer?

De Niro is not amused.

He IS a saint. Charlize's story was great. And he just redeemed her.

Miss Hanks has been drinking

Peter Scolari! It's great that he got a shout out. They're still friends.

Whatever "system" Tom is wearing on his head, it looks great. Very lifelike.

What's the Hanks/Winkler feud about?

Anyone has a good streaming link?

Yes, R557, all the women are pregnant.

I'm really glad that it looks like the 'women starve yourselves into skeletons' thing has ended. These "pregnant" women, especially the 50 year old ones, are what real women look like.

Is he going to thank everyone he ever worked with by individual name?

Hanks is wasted.

He's been drinking "savage orange drinks" with plenty of Jack Daniels.

Peter Scolari?! Where! Loved him in BB.

Charlize is BEAUTIFUL.

r581 This one is pretty great.

All these bitches be TALKATIVE

Lots of name dropping

His greatest role was Forrest Gump.

Do these clowns think they're curing cancer? The narcissism is astounding.

Winkler was fired from Turner and Hooch as director because of Hanks, presumably.

So much stinkeye from the audience for Tom Hanks' speech.

Nobody likes him.

Hanks would be the only chance the Democrats would have.

He's starting to sound like a grandpa at Thanksgiving dinner.

Part 3

America does not need an acting lesson, just say thanks and sit the fuck down

[quote]Charlize is BEAUTIFUL

thanks, mom!

Did I just see Adele Dazeem?

I was about to make that same damn comment r595!

Every time I see Ellen and Portia together, you can just see that Ellen is wondering what the fuck Portia is doing with her. Her body language is always so possessive and controlling.

Nicole Kidman‘s hair looks flammable

Everyone looks bored

Audience members look concerned at Hanks’ incoherent rambling. Is he drunk or what? Yikes.

Tom spitting some truth from that stage. This is a very thoughtful acceptance speech. Good for him.

Er....Tom you're rambling....

He’s drunk.

What did he say?

The gate?!? WTF?!?!

Amazing - Ricky Gervais re TH.

Every wannabe actor was eating up Tom's speech tonight.

New thread!

Checking the gate is something that used to happen in filmmaking when movies were shot on film. You check the gate before moving on to a new set up or scene to make sure dust or hair or something else didn't get into the camera and fuck up what you just shot. If the gate was clean you'd move on.

Now with digital cameras you don't have to check the gate.

oooh the 1917 twinks are here!

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Dibs to Michelle Williams for making a speech that had nothing to do with her project but merely virtue signalled that she was Woke. As Ricky said: Fuck Off. Her ego is so big its a wonder she could get in the room.