Señorita Shawn Mendes (Part 31)

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Lol that gif is perfect

Ahem, I mean, ese gif es perfecto!

From the end of the last thread:

[quote]I mean, the "music" Shawn has been putting out lately is total garbage. Why it's not doing worse on the charts is beyond me.

Because I'm hot, bitches!

OP es el Alcalde Pedro

Y para el récord, la Srta. Mendes es de descendencia Portuguesa a través de Canadá. No es hispánica.

Cuantos ANOS tienes? @2:58

R5 Pero señorita es una palabra española. Senhorita es la forma portuguesa de decirlo. Eso significaría que o Shawn está tratando de complacer a los hispanohablantes o es un idiota que no sabe deletrear.

This picture smells of sex

[quote]Eso significaría que o Shawn está tratando de complacer a los hispanohablantes o es un idiota que no sabe deletrear

Las dos cosas. Pero el público portugués obviamente no sería tan grande como lo es el hispano así que...

Btw, the line "I like when you call me señorita" is still funny to me, because if Camila is the latin one, does that mean she's the one calling him a señorita? lmao

Me when Camila calls me Señorita, R9

r10 More like...

If that's shy, R11...this is "feeling herself in gay"

I wanna ride a dick like I ride this bike

R12 Are you admitting your gay? ;)

Shawn has to sing a song in Spanish like his "friend" Nick Jonas and a bunch of other popular singers. Having a Spanish title isn't enough these days.

Actually, Nick doesn't sing in Spanish in that song, but others have, like Demi Lovato. She got a billion views on Youtube for that.

Shawn Mendes and Camilla Cabello have about as much chemistry as Richard Gere and Jodie Foster had in Sommersby.

I'm sure the PR team will pitch a showmance: "They just fell in love while recording the song."

R14, Would Shawn Mendes x Maluma be a hit? We can recreate the Señorita MV, I'll be Camila!!! #nohomo

Me gustan las pingas grandes! Si!

I love pussy:

Virgin.

He looks happy here, wonder why.

Also for the person who said he's too tall for a bottom. See? there's always a taller top😉

Wow. There's so much simmering heat between Shawn and Camila. I can picture them on the cover of People magazine in a few months, almost kissing, noses almost touching, under big block headline "Shawmila -- So Sexy!" Then inside there's an exclusive interview with them both, where they make hints about settling down and Shawn revealing that, out of all the women he's "been romantic" with, his heart has always belonged to Camila, second and his fans first. Then the reporter writes that after this they kiss and Camila tells Shawn that she's turned on by his integrity and authenticity, then "Shawmila understandably decide to cut the interview short, As the Fave Couple of 2019 disappear into the bedroom, I overheard Shawn passionately declare to the love of his life "I can't wait to have sex with your vagina again!"

Perfect gif to start the thread, OP.

R17 That is so awkward. There is no chemistry there whatsoever.

LOL even Ricky Martin could at least pretend to have some chemistry with his MV's love interests. For someone as hot as he is, Shawn doesn't have much sex appeal though

Where are the gifs from R10 and R12 from?

R17 Shawn won't be able to get the gay rumors to go away unless he gets an erection mid dance with a woman like Luis Fonsi.

La reacción que se supone que debes tener ante una mujer sexy, Shawn.

R17 It would have been a bigger hit for me if there wasn't so much age discrimination.

R26, Señorita BTS @4:07

Hahaha, oh man... he sounds so gay. It's endearing.

Camilla’s a real pal for going along with this nonsense.

R30 The OP gif is in that video as well...at 1:15.

Who is the hot gay guy with Shawn at R21?

r34 A fan. Lol at the 1st comment on that post, even the fangirls noticed it

[quote]shawn deadass looks like the fan in the first pic

Has the page been removed, R35?

Gran Puta !!!

r36 They went private it seems

Anyone save the photo of the gay guy with Shawn? Who is he?

r39 What gay guy? If you mean the guy at r21 we don't know if he's gay. (But considering he's fan of Shawn and he was at the M&G, is not such a wild guess)

Shawn just needs to keep taking his meds. I know I never miss taking mine.

Of course, he might just need some vitamin D - oral or suppository works.

Ready to settle down and start a family...with him

Lick my pits

Shawn and Kenny sitting on a .....

Also Kenny...dayum. Finally losing my virginity!!!

Shawn is showing an impressive bicep at R42.

R40, check out the IG link that R44 posted.

I think it's pretty clear he's gay.

Ok which one of you commented this?

[quote]That's a good top for him

It even has two likes lol

Shawn Mendes has the "animal magnetism" of a dead housefly.

Even in middle age, Ricky Martin can generate more sexual heat than Miss Mendes.

"Senorita" is definitely earworm material, but watching that video with Shawn trying desperately to be Mr. Macho is laughable.

Yeah, I don't buy him as heartthrob necessarily... he just doesn't generate that energy, but I think that's what makes him attractive in some strange way. Like, beneath the machine pushing an image, he seems like a really sweet and unassuming guy, which makes the muscles more attractive.

Elton, who?

Do you wanna see me wear these?

R50, I think his fangirls like him because he's non-threatening.

Do you like my shirt?

Shawn's very turned on, ehm, I mean impressed by JM's skills

[quote]I actually can’t believe this wow

(The comment is in Mayer's IG btw, but IG videos don't work here so I had to link this one)

JM, I got the biggest load for you baby

R56 Only one guy gets to hold John's cock, Shawn, and that's me. Get lost! :)

Shawn with his twinky videographer, Connor:

Another:

Vaya loca mas maja!

Yo sueño con tomarlo por culo.

[quote]Shawn Mendes has the "animal magnetism" of a dead housefly.

Yeah, Maluma he ain't. (If we're comparing bottoms.)

R57 You tell him, baby! Come by the house, daddy's running low on lotion.

Two top five hit songs in a month Señorita Mendes is flaming hot!

Two top five hit songs in a month Señorita Mendes is flaming!

Alec will have more hits.

r66 I'm not sure about hits, but I'm sure his career will last longer (similar to JM), he's being praised a lot because of his songwriting so he could write for some other artists as well. Shawn will burn fast once his looks and youth starts to fade away, especially if he doesn't start to branch out to new audiences soon

Video clip of Shawn's performance in Chicago this week:

Shawn and a male fan:

Unzip me

How about a sexual heat warning guys? I watched r30’s video on a touch-screen tablet and I burned my fingers. Scorching!

Pero qué coño con lo de Señorita ! La Mendes es reprostituta y una fornicadora.

Esa dejo de ser señorita ase muchos años atras.

Look at my moves, bitches!

Look at me strut, bitches!

R72, hola abuela te extrano

Shawn esta oliendo galletas!

I love being a makeup artist!

Por ahi se dice que a la Mendes se la clavaron mas que Tres...

al mismo tiempo.

Check out my perky nipples!

Forever Alone

R67 In addition, Alec is a likable person and many people who work in the industry rave about how lovely he is. That matters because you attract more flies with honey than vinegar. People will want to help Alec out and promote his work. On the flip side, Shawn is a bitchy little diva who throws temper tantrums when Alessia Cara dared to watch his sound check and Cez wasn't making his coffee fast enough. That type of attitude will turn industry people off and they will retaliate when he's on the way down. That will matter in the long run and Alec will still be standing while Shawn will fade.

R70 Good for Shawn for finally shaving his chest fuzz. He looks a lot better smooth.

Would you like to shave me yourself, R82?

R83 No.

I see the alex benjamin troll is still as deluded as ever.

The everything means nothing song is just flat out terrible.. It is written by trannie Teddy Geiger, so no surprise there. Señorita ,however is a great song.

Dame tu leche, ahora mismo!

this pic gives me sexual heat

Lol r85 still thinks there's only one person here who supports AleC, must hurt his fragile little fangirl heart to think that someone couldn't possibly like him better than Shawn without being a "troll"

r87 Wow sos muy puta, Shawn!

He should do a song with Lil Nas and announce to the world, hunty!

R85 Who is AleX Benjamin?

[quote]Who is AleX Benjamin?

Shawn meeting a DLer

t94 He's about 40 years too young to be a DLer

r89 I like Alec a lot better than Shawn because he's not a self-hating homophobic cunt. He seems like hes actually comfortable with whatever he is.

R95 40 years too young? You're quite generous. Dude looks like an elder gay. He's the DL demographic.

t97 I thought he was coloring his hair.

r98 is not just the hair, you can clearly see wrinkles too

Shawn on "how to love yourself". The fact that he thinks everyone is judging themselves at every single action they do like him, shows how insecure he must be.

R100 Extremely insecure. Most normal, mentally sane people aren't constantly judging every action they make. They just live their lives. Shawn obviously is super critical of everything he does and it's why he's so self conscious about trying not to seem gay. He fails because that's who he is, but his anxiety will only go away when he's honest with himself about that.

Can somebody please fuck the insecurity out of me? Gracias

Connor films me when I jerk off too

Yeah, I've noticed Connor follows Shawn everywhere.

r104 Well, that's his job

^Isn’t that convenient.

Shawn and Connor:

Shawn getting cozy with a shirtless Connor:

Shawn is getting a number one song FINALLY.

A duet with Alec would revive Shawn's failing career.

I wonder if Shawn resents Connor for being prettier than him.

[quote]prettier than him

oh, dear

You gotta got give it to him, scoring two top 2 hits within a month. Imagine, without that novelty cowboy song by that gay rapper, this gay one should’ve gotten 2 consecutive #1s!

R112 gives an ‘oh dear’ but doesn’t use punctuation or capitalization.

Oh, dear!

I wish eldergays here would just give up with the "oh dear" joke entirely. It's like those Facebook moms who can't let go of dead memes.

There are no native english speakers in the DL as well, so maybe is more useful actually pointing what's the mistake instead of being snarky about it.

r109 Nah, by the time Old Time Road falls the hype about Señorita will be over and he won't be nowhere near #1

Alec's new song will be number one soon.

R117 I'm an Alec Benjamin fan and even I know his latest song won't go number one. Let Me Down Slowly could have, but his label fucked it up big time. Fortunately, they still have faith in him and he's building an international fanbase so a #1 isn't foreclosed to him yet.

I can't believe Shawn nearly went #1 twice this year. I really thought his career was going to flounder after the release of Shawn Mendes, but it seems that he picked up some momentum. Maybe the extra fame will add pressure that will spur a downfall sooner.

R119, Shawn is one of the best looking young singers out there and has a loyal army of fangirls (and some gay men). So it's not that surprising.

Shawn has built his fanbase old school style, without gimmicks and crazy stunts. He makes songs young girls will remember into adulthood, so he will have solid base of loyal fans. And people forget a how young he is to have accomplished this. Even if he is just consistent with making good records like the ones he does now, he is set.

[quote]Shawn has built his fanbase old school style, without gimmicks and crazy stunts.

Ah yes, old school Vine and Youtube lmao

[quote]He makes songs young girls will remember into adulthood

I hope you're joking...

He’s right up there with Bobby Sherman and Shaun Cassidy in the pantheon of pretty boy musicians.

Yeah, as much as I get annoyed with Shawn's closet case antics, he's definitely very attractive.

R123 Even David Cassidy had more talent than Shawn Mendes.

Yes, yes, SM is low-talent eye candy getting by on his looks.

Quiero hacer el amor

Shawn did Connor take that photo at R127?

Me quieres follar?

Connor Jessup is a Canadian who just came out. Shawn should look towards him for direction. He should hang out with gay or gay friendly people, not his asshole straight douchebro friends he has right now.

Jessup is 5 years older, give shawn time you fucking mary!

Maybe Shawn will come out by the time he’s 25 too! Mostly because his career will be over by then.

Connor Jessup's clearly been out in his private life for a while though. I don't think Shawn's even at that stage yet.

"I wish eldergays here would just give up with the "oh dear" joke entirely. There are no native english speakers in the DL as well, so maybe is more useful actually pointing what's the mistake instead of being snarky about it."

How do you know there are no native English speakers?

And the corrected line should have been typed as "...prettier than he."

The statement omits "is", which is fine because it's superfluous, but precedes it with the incorrect form of the male pronoun (him/his/he).

And R85 wins this thread. If the Alec Benjamin jackass thinks AB is SOOOO fine and superior, then either start your own AB thread or find one in which to continue your laudatory claims instead of continuing to infect this one.

[quote]How do you know there are no native English speakers?

Well, I'm one for a start. And at least from what I searched both forms are correct?

r134 There's more than one fan of Alec here, jsyk and Shawn is so boring his threads would be dead if it weren't for people talking about someone else here...

Thank you R134 for reminding me to repost this 300+ reply thread. ;)

R136, but the Alec stuff gets a bit tiresome here after a while.

And I don't see him ever rivaling Shawn with a face like that.

R138 Talking about Shawn Mendes gets tiring after a while too. If it wasn't for his deluded attempts at appearing straight or his looks (which are fading, contrary to the opinion of some), then there'd be nothing to talk about. Why do you think the Richard and Brandon threads, which only started two months ago, have almost double the amount of threads as Shawn's? Because they are interesting and openly (ish) gay. The last thread title of this series summed it up. Since Shawn is such a bore, it's inevitable that other people are going to get discussed here in order to keep it lively. If it isn't Alec Benjamin, then it's John Mayer or Alessia Cara or Camilla Cabello or Maluma or someone else.

R139, Shawn is only about to turn 21. His looks aren't fading yet.

As for Richard Madden, he was a big star on Game of Thrones and is hot. It's a surprise that he appears to be showing himself getting close to a man after apparently having girlfriends for years, so it's a big deal on DL. I'm not surprised the threads are getting a lot of attention.

Yes, R128, we also made a porno #nohomo

r141 If your bro brian is in the porno I don't want to see it. Also between you and Connor who topped who? a double ended dildo?

Yo R142, wanna see my firecrotch bro?

I cant believe someone said a 21 year old's "looks are fading" lol. You bitches are something else.

r143 I already said I don't

r144 Not that I agree about Shawn, but a 20 something years old looks can actually fade, have you ever heard of Lindsay Lohan, Zayn Malik or that kid from Terminator? and hose are just a few in a long list tbh

*those

r146, are you really comparing our virtuous Shawn to those strung out bitches Zayn and Lindsay? gurl please.

r148 Someone has problems with reading comprehension... I said "I don't agree about Shawn (looks fading away) but 20 year olds' looks can actually fade away (sometimes)" because r144 said he "can't believe someone would say a 21 year old's looks are fading", like it was something impossible. Get it now?

Shawn is getting hotter with age so far.

choke me papi

Shawn's looks obviously aren't fading yet.

He wouldn't have been chosen by Calvin Klein if he was ugly.

Along with the decline in the quality of its underwear, CK's standards of model hotness have declined precipitously since the days of Michael Bergin, R152.

They capitalized on Vine stars as of late. Here's his old pal Cameron Dallas. Are they still friends?

I'm the small party the gay neighbors next door are having for their friends. I'm too tasteful to ever be a DL thread.

Wrong thread!

Ready for the fireworks!

Feeling wild and a little slutty

R157, looks like Shawn has the twinky pretty Connor at his side every day.

I finally have a GIRLFRIEND!!!!

She finally signed the contract!!!!!

I'm being seen with a girl!

awwwww beard love is great.

I bet Shawn snaps his fingers more than a ward full of crazies who think they are The Fonz.

Feeling fab with my Chanel bag!

They are totally fucking...I didn't see that coming.

Camila popped my cherry!!!!

R167 Bet you got all wet when she pulled out the strap-on.

r168 Do his Str8BroDudeBroFratBro friends know he has a strap-on?

This bitch is too much!

R167, is that a new post by Shawn? What does it refer to?

r170, which one?

This bitch loves her heels.

Look at those girlfriends, walking hand in hand. R161

What if Shawn is totally hetero and this thing with Camila is 100% genuine?

I'm gonna be banging some hot pussy tonight!

[quote]What if Shawn is totally hetero and this thing with Camila is 100% genuine?

r175=Fangirl

Maybe Camila's secretly a man

I'm not a fangirl lol I was just wondering, r178. He is quite effeminate but can't straight guys be effeminate too?

R169 Poor Shawn - he's done everything but lay face down in bed with some beers on his back, but his bros just won't give him the D.

[quote]He is quite effeminate but can't straight guys be effeminate too?

I don’t know, honey.

R161 looks like a fag and his hag. Btw, Camilla gives me lesbian vibes...

hey.

oh hey.

Shawn dancing with his pink feather boa:

Aww precious love between a fag and his hag. I could see them making a child together in the future though as friends. My guess is they both are bi but prefer the same sex.

This looks so staged lmao

Conveniently placed cactus (so he don't really have to kiss her) also conveniently placed paparazzi who totally happened to be there and wasn't called by anyone...

Hot

R180, the answer is “yes.”

Are we having an influx of fangirls or what? People actually think this bitch is straight?!!

If Shawn weren't famous, he would've come out years ago.

The same could be said for thousands of other celebrities, R194.

Gurl bye. Shawn's hag has to leave him no later than 9pm like his fans, as it is written in her contract. After 9pm, his trade joins him so he can get dicked down. Gotta relieve the stress of keeping up these appearances hunny!

That girl is so much butcher than Shawn. I still think he will come out as trans and transition in the future. His body is quite masculine but he has the personality and mindset of a teenage girl.

2 razors. One for the face, another for the hole.

Carrying that bag like the masc bro i am #nohomo

I guess it was about time. They're good friends so she felt sorry for him and is doing him a favor.

I called this. I just knew Camila would be his beard.

He couldn't get a girlfriend for years. Camila literally friendzoned him. Now all of a sudden Camila is his girlfriend??? LOOOOOOOL. 😂😂😂😂😂

Well, maybe they're just doing this to promote their new song.

How long will this contract last? A year?

R190 Of course. It's all just so convenient.

This gorgeous male pop star waited all these years for his true love, Camilla.

I’ve known effeminate men who say they are straight and marry women and have children, but I can never quite buy it.

I am Enjoying this lol.

Yeah, this is a fun development. Seeing him intimate with a girl is weird...but hey, live your life.

R209 Fun?! It's tragic, pathetic, embarrassing, annoying. Fun is not the word I'd use. It's obvious this is all fake. I wonder how long the contract will last. I'd say a year.

WTF is with this recent influx of fangirls all of a sudden? Please don't tell me they actually believe this farce.

It's fun watching users in here have a meltdown.

He is almost at the peak of his career of course he would get a beard.

R212 Meltdown? Because we don't believe this obvious bearding arrangement? Puhlease.

Shawn's first real hit in forever is with Camila and now they're all of a sudden together. Coincidence? Nah.

Call me, Camila.

Can the fangirls in here get the fuck off? I can't believe they're so stupid to actually believe this crap lmao

Lil Nas X has the song of the year and he came out as gay. C’mon Shawnita. It’s 2019.

Camilla after her first night of bearding

R197 Glad to see I'm not the only one who has wondered if Shawn issue isn't actually being gay but rather gender identity issues.

He’s not trans just a normal closeted slightly effeminate bottom ,you pro trans freaks.

I see some fangirls aren't so delusional like the ones that we have here, some comments in this post

[quote]Dawg imma just stay quiet cuz this right here ain’t it

[quote]all this looks so planned out and i’m so disappointed

Also why does he looks like a young JM in this pic??

So butch! So straight!

^ There are some videos if you go to that post btw

The happy couple

Dancing heterosexually with the guy at r223 that, I could be wrong but look like he's fam

Lol it looks like he doesn't even want her to touch him

Camila needs an “I ❤️ SM” tshirt! It’s a 4th of July tradition.

I was seen shirtless with Camila, that means I’m finally not a virgin anymore!!!

Of course it makes sense to carry around a condom in my pocket, it’s what straight bros do!

She looks virginal yet sexy in their Senorita mv . Camila looks fine too.

Miss Mendes Must be desperate at this point, of course. But Camilla must have ZERO self respect to do this despite acting like a ‘strong’ woman.

[quote]Camilla must have ZERO self respect to do this despite acting like a ‘strong’ woman.

Because that's just another fake image they sell to fans, all this people really care about is $$$

*these

Why does Shawn have his shirt off, peering over a balcony in R228?

Is that supposed to mean he went to bed with Camila?

R234 There are some bros outside and he's hoping to lure them up and finally get some D.

Lol at this caption

[quote]I respect Shawn's privacy but he clearly knew there were paps taking pics of him and he looked fine with it (he even smiled at them)!!

Ofc he was fine with it, he called them!

[quote]Is that supposed to mean he went to bed with Camila?

Yeah, there are other pictures where he's with her in the balcony before, they make sure the paps "caught" them together so when he's shirtless that's what it's supposed to mean

With Camila in the balcony before

A romance for the ages.

I finally lost my virginity to a girl, bitches!

I'm a real man now.

R241 Sure, Jan.

I've never suffered so much second hand embarrassment.

[Quote] I respect Shawn's privacy but he clearly knew there were paps taking pics of him and he looked fine with it (he even smiled at them)!!

The fan girls are beginning to catch on to what we at the DL have been saying for years. Shawn flames from space.

R244, they're not saying they think he's gay -- just that they think he knew the photographers were there.

Camila and I survived our first earthquake together. It must be real love!

Did you hold her in your strong arms as the hotel room shook?

Freshly fucked hair? Check.

r248 Yeah right, because that happened 🙄

So is the supposed timeline for these pictures suppose to be:

1) Walking in together, with Shawn carrying purse. 2) Conveniently placed cactus blocks sight of them kissing. 3) "Caught" shirtless on balcony, presumably after boning. 4) Shawn gets completely redressed in the exact same outfit to walk her out.

Straight or gay, this whole thing is clearly fake. Anyone with a functioning brain can see that.

r250 I think they were together on the balcony first and then he walked out again shirtless (for apparently not other reason than to be seen)

And yes, this reeks of PR. They've known each other for years now and the romance only blossomed right after their collaboration?? And of course we know it benefits Shawn in more than one way

R245 They are catching on to the fact that this relationship is fake. Why call the paps to their hotel and why purposely pose shirtless on the balcony to make it seem like they've had sex? Shawn is supposedly Mr. Privacy and yet he's exposing himself in a purposeful way. The logical conclusion is because the relationship is staged/fake and Shawn is desperately trying to portray himself as straight. They may not have put two and two together just yet, but the lightbulb is beginning to turn on in their heads. Give it time, even the dense ones will figure it out eventually.

r252 See r222 Some of them already figured out the relationship is fake, they probably think it's just to promote the song though

R253 The post was deleted. I wonder why that was?

The bearding stuff with Hailey Baldwin was more authentic. At least Shawn didn't hide that he wasn't inro it at all.

r254 Fangirls probably got into a discussion there or something

r255 I think you're just not remembering well, he looked like he wanted to die right then and there in this pic and at the MET gala he looked happier when he met Troye Sivan than he was with Hailey

Hailey Baldwin always looks like she’s a couple minutes away from slitting her wrists.

R256 I'd say this is probably the 2nd biggest reason (y'all know what the first is) why most people will never believe any girl he's with from now on, real or not, because of how hilariously fake it was.

r256 It's obvious she wasn't even his friend, because even if you're hugging your friend you don't look like that.

r259 What was the first? I can think of a dozen things that would qualify.

R260 First reason is being a big homo, of course.

I wonder why he finally started going along with the bearding thing. Does his management think the gay rumors are affecting his career now?

I'm not a homo! I banged a girl last night!

I gave Camila's pussy a great pounding!

Now that I’m with Camila, I can post shirtless pics of Connor to my insta and nobody will find it gay!

I wonder how much Camila gets paid for the bearding contract?

R264, Shawn does seem to be getting closer to that pretty twink every day . . .

It would only be gay if they were both shirtless R264

Connor and Shawn look like they are in a shoot for Helix Studios at R264.

Keeping Connor warm with my presence

So pure and virginal 😏

Is Connor Brashier gay?

Who knows R271

Of course Connor was in the room with me and Camila. He’s my documentarian. He’s got to be with me. Always. Camila understands, believe me.

Camilla was responding to emails in the bathroom while Shawn and Connor went at it.

Shawn is so desperate to suck Connor's cock, it must be painful at times. He has to listen to Connor boning Camila in the next room and just cries and cries.

Connor doesn't strike me as a breeder r275, but who knows...

As I said above, Connor and Shawn look like Helix porn twinks at R264.

Sorry Shawn, no homo

Connor pings to me.

I don't think he's with the girl at R278.

Not dating but I’m obviously eating that pussy!!! 💁🏻‍♀️

Bathing in pussy

I don't think Connor's gay, he obviously looks like a twink because he's young and cute, but i think he's actually straight, sadly

Connor doesn't seem to mind taking his shirt off around Shawn.

In this one, Connor's pants are down so low Shawn can get a glimpse of his ass:

YASSSSS r270! werq that blouse BITCH!

I have one that looks like it but it's black.

Just saw this tweet

I wonder if it's the work of a Datalounger, R285?

Shawn caught a glimpse of Connor's thick twinkhood pounding that snatch and he's all like "why not meeeeeeee Connor".

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

r288 This is sad. Do they really think anyone's going to believe it? Even fangirls arent this dumb.

Are you kidding? The single debut at no. 2 on Billboard, the highest ranking debut (not sure of this year or ever). The views on YT are approaching 200 million in 2 weeks. Yes, the fans are this dumb.

Her ex, Matthew Hussey had posted something vague on her Instagram right after the split, something like, Don't do what other people expect you to do, etc. Maybe he is referring to the fans or their teams pushing this narrative.

[quote]Camila Cabello supports rumored beau Shawn Mendes for a SECOND night

Rumored beau? It looks like the media is playing along, as usual.

Someone spotted them at a diner together at 0500 am last night and they were sitting pretty close. It was some random dude on twitter, not the paps.

r292 Remember a couple of weeks ago, when Shawn told his fans over social media to stay true to themselves. And then he does this? If there was ever time for video of him being railed by his douchebro buds to get leaked it's now.

Well, it was becoming odd that a young, good looking, wealthy famous singer with millions of female fans couldn't find a girlfriend.

Most young, wealthy famous guys Shawn's age would be bedding lots of girls, so they had to act.

You would think if Shawn wanted to throw people off the gay scent that he would try bearding with someone who isn't even a little famous.

It makes perfect sense to beard with someone on the same level as he, as they understand the business and have as much at stake . Plus it's with someone he can trust who won't sell the story to the next tabloid. And then, he could be bi.

Shawn bi... thanks for the laugh.

well, Richard Madden turned bi when he found the right man.

[quote]together at 0500 am last night

First, 0500 indicates it’s AM. 1700 would be PM. Second, 5 AM last night? That doesn’t make any sense.

Out and about with his beard

Somebody needs to throw a bucket of cum on him.

Hand-holding at R300.

Looks like bearding is actually going ahead this time.

I told you I was straight, bitches!

I'm with a girl!

The only good thing about this is how bad he is at it. Fangirls will have to try really hard to believe he's dating her.

Seeing all the gays roast him on twitter is so satisfying.

I'm being seen with a girl!

She looks like a little girl next to him, he towers so much over her

r306 He's really stupid if he thinks over-committing to the "I'm really str8, hunny!" pose is going to make everybody forget he's a big queeny bottom.

He can do her hair.

I'm going to be getting Camila's pussy tonight!

True love!

He's way more convincing looking like her gay bff in r310 than he is trying to look like he's into her in all the other pics.

We're so hot together!

I love doing her hair!

We're perfect for each other!

We're so cute together!

Now everyone will think I am banging Camila!

Aren't we adorable together?

We love to be together!

She's cute, sexy, talented and known to be hilarious He looked strained with Hailey. At least she's a lot of fun, I'd like to hang with her.

The problem is in some of the pics Shawn looks just as bored with Camila as he was with Hailey:

R296 Yup. They also need someone who isn't going to try to dig some gold by wringing that gay sperm out of him.

Finger his ass, hun, that'll get Lil Shawn to perk up for a minute.

Pornhub sent a tweet to Shawn & Camila saying they don't buy it:

The single went down on Billboard. Maybe the coupling is not working after all.

And Shawn is back to being with his favorite pretty twink:

R327 Shawn, putting peanut butter on your cock won't make him want it, hun.

Do you think Shawn has tried to get into Connor's pants?

R329 Or to at least get a look under there. He'd lick that twink like a Popsicle if he got the chance.

Shawn already got Connor to take his shirt off, so he's halfway there. . .

r329 I'd love to know what they're filming together.

R332 Shawn told Connor that he wanted to film Uranus.

Throwback to Shawn hanging out with gay singer Austin Percario

LOL LOL

[quote]Shawn misses that kinda feeling huh

It's ironic that Shawn & Camila are trying to prove Shawn's heterosexuality in those photos, and meanwhile he is sitting on a pole . . .

The things I'd like to do to Connor . . .

R338 Sorry Shawn, Connor likes his men big and black, like his coffee.

My lovely Connor:

I was at a gay strip club recently, and it felt so natural to hear a Shawn Mendes song. He would have approved of the scenery, I’m sure.

Connor and I are making a porn video!

People are dragging Shawn on Twitter for a 4 year old impersonation of Britney Spears shaving her head, because it makes fun of mental health

R343 He's a smarmy little shit.

Shawn & Connor meet Michael Bublé:

I can't stand these news sites sometimes

[quote]Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's Romance Heats Up in San Francisco

[quote]Rumored couple was spills on their latest flirty outing

Yeah, it's ridiculous all right.

I wish sites like that would report more on the rumored gay romances

They're inseparable. This is the shock to the gay world like Richard Madden was to straight girls.

Ugh this screams fake PR bullshit.

I don't know how believable this is but Miley Cyrus' sister Brandi has a podcast with a former Bachelorette contestant and on the newest episode they talk about Shawn & Camila for a minute where she says that she has heard rumors that he might not be straight. Normally I would not go on rumors alone but she is Miley's sister and well connected within the music industry...

R350, I thought someone above posted a clip of Shawn saying they weren't dating? And then they go and pull something like that.

Of course, r352.

After he got the phone call from his agent saying, “Dude, are you nuts?! Don’t say you’re not dating! Say you are and all these horrible gay rumors go away. Dumbass.” (Conversation not verbatim.)

R353 Unfortunately he was too busy staring at Connor's tight little ass to pay attention.

[quote] I thought someone above posted a clip of Shawn saying they weren't dating

That was at a Q&A where fans are given instructions not to ask personal questions. He didn't outright say no, he could have shaken his head to say he wasn't going to answer that question.

If this is PR, they look like they're really getting into it.

Of course it's all PR

He can’t keep his hands off her. Pure, seething lust. Stand back! #hormones

It would be more believable with an unknown girl. This will be embarrassing for him when he eventually comes out.

Connor will end up blackmailing him with gay pix - don't do Connor! You're prettier, umm better than that!

Yes, R353. It looks like Shawn & Camilla have been given new orders from his management to start kissing in public:

Justin and Haley were making out in front of everybody when they first got together and now you barely see them. It's the giddy phase of falling in love. If this was PR, the last weekend PDA would have sufficed. But it's gotten over the top now.

Oh fuck off R361

Hopefully, this will end all the Shawn threads.

Quite the contrary, R363.

This new PR bearding stunt finally gives us something to talk about.

R360 That doesn’t look like Shawn to me.

It is Shawn & Camila, R365.

It was confirmed & posted by TMZ.

There are also other photos from that set.

Looks more like a Shawn Mendes double than the real thing.

Well, here's another photo from the TMZ site:

Shawn baby, you need a haircut.

Video of "the kiss":

shawn and camila kissing each other for the promo

LOL

I was thinking about finally giving Shawn some D, but I guess he doesn't need it now. Ah well, more for Alec.

Things have been quiet. So here’s a pic of Shawn that I like.

R373, Shawn should send those pics to Helix Studios and ask to be in one of their next porn shoots.

r373 Thats because all the Shawn activity moved to another thread.

That’s stupid. R375. Why would someone start a thread when this one will suffice.

R376, I think it's because DL implemented a paywall for this thread for non-subscribers.

Yeah a lot of threads are closed off to non subscribers now.

I guess they have to give paying Dataloungers some kind of benefit above the rest.

It's a bad idea because everybody just moves the discussion over to another thread that isn't behind a paywall.

Eh, I'd think being able to post at any time would be benefit enough.

Older post but given his bearding, I agree with what the author is saying without actually saying it.

R337, his ass naturally gravitates back to HQ.

Shawn has a new tattoo

He needs to stop with the tattoos now.

There is a meaning to each of his tattoos. I wonder what this is.

I think a lot of people get tattoos because they have nothing better to do.

It's a reflection of modern society. A lot of people do it.

Connor and me on a date:

[quote] I think a lot of people get tattoos because they have nothing better to do

He said each tattoo represents something significant in his life. He's not crazy like Beiber.

He literally got this tattoo because a fan did a photo edit and photoshopped the design onto a pic of Shawn. How is that significant.

He literally got this tattoo because a fan did a photo edit and photoshopped the design onto a pic of Shawn. How is that significant.

Because of me, bitches.

It annoys me that this thread is dead now.

Shawn Mendes jokes with a fan after they call him daddy. 😅😂

“I loved that you called me daddy.”

r392 I think it was put behind a paywall :(

Here's the new Shawn thread

Me too, R392.

It's annoying that the threads are all messed up now.

this is beyond weird.

They look drunk.