Shawn Mendes is close to presenting hole (Part 29)

Maybe he'll get inked up some more - ugh.

I hate it when an OP doesn’t post a link to the new thread at the close of the old one.

Why are there 29 parts?!?!? Shawn Mendes is barely famous.

WELL Miss r2, if one of you lazy bitches would've started part 29 earlier there would be space on part 28 for a link!

Describe your ideal Shawn Mendes hole....maybe I will leak my nudes!

R5 We'll fix you up with a nice waxing - be brave.

But I'm not brave, R6, I even cry when people think I'm gay.

I love DL haha

He is fug canadian. Can we please find a sexy man to scrutinize?

2 heads are better than 1.

Fag!? oh no sorry, you said fug...I'm ok with that but you are wrong, R10

[quote]2 heads are better than 1.

Yeah, you can see the outline of his head at R11.

I think he's cut.

R10 - when you accuse others of being fugly, you should present yourself for comparison's sake though. Otherwise....

Indeed, R14.

Shawn may be a lot of things, and obviously has a *lot* of issues with his sexuality, but being ugly is not one of his problems.

R15 True. Shawn just needs enough ass pleasure to come to terms with himself, and then he'll be fine.

Well, i'm pretty sure people will talk about him again once he release the album. That means more interviews and that means putting his foot in his mouth more often

This is the link to the previous thread. Wish someone would have linked to this one before it closed. I also would have added a poll in OP asking how many more threads before Shawn presents hole. It should be added to the next one.

Ugly homophobic douchebag

Not as cute as he thinks he is.

Virgin still?

R21 Looks like a cry to be handcuffed and molested.

I think he should get gold highlights in his hair and have a stubbly face, he seems like he is bored with his look and we are too

He needs to do something bold, like Tom Holland did when he performed Rihanna in drag. Being a CK model is not being bold anymore.

r9 Im 99% sure that Shawn jerked off after that interview.

^Tom had actual talent to draw on.

If Shawn came out sometime this year and apologized for denying he was gay all this time, and especially apologized for the RS interview, would we embrace him again?

R25 Feverishly, then cried into his pillow.

R27 Oh of course. He'd weep himself into instant forgiveness, all his fraus turned into fag hags like gay communion.

[quote]If Shawn came out sometime this year and apologized for denying he was gay all this time, and especially apologized for the RS interview, would we embrace him again?

It's such a hypothetical question because the chances of him coming out this year are near zero.

Do you think he rage jerks it to thoughts of JM and Alec?

r27 Yes, because then at least all the shit he said could be excused with him struggling to accept himself, internalized homophobia, etc. As it is, though, is just pure homophobia

I eat like a hetero

Waiting for Prince Charming....I mean, Cinderella!

R34 Gurl is waiting for someone to put that glass buttplug in her.

No, it isn't R24. It's being balled.

gurllll

Lmao

[quote] this is the only photo I could find of Shawn reading a book. Apparently he doesn’t read 😑😂

What is worse is that the picture is actually an edit

r38 The baby is reading it to him.

[Quote] Apparently he doesn’t read

Probably one of the least shocking things about Shawn. Anyone who says that Canadians are smarter than Americans should listen to Shawn and Justin Bieber discuss anything that requires an 8th grade education or higher to understand.

He might not read books but he can read a bitch!

I read my journal, where I write about my love for dick. It’s practically a novel!

Been there done that.

R43, I’ve always thought that was Shawn riding Nick. Still do.

^Nah, it's Nick riding Joe.

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

Wasn't he fucking those two Australian twin male models?

He looked good standing up for himself at R41.

r48 And what was he standing up for? The guy just wanted an autograph for his sister

Well, i remember one of the Jack and Jack saying the worst gift he received was a book (like it was something outrageous). The fact that someone who works on arts say something like that gives you a clear image of how dumb he is.

I heard Shawn's new song for the first time and frankly i think it's his worst first single ever

Ugly? Sorry, no. It would be better if he were. That way we would never have heard his "musical" bleatings.

He is not ugly, but he is not that good looking either. He is a nice looking bland guy.

He is the typical rom com teen film character in a love triangle, the one the girl doesn't chose (because she prefers someone more interesting)

[quote]He is not ugly, but he is not that good looking either.

He is a-fucking-dorable. I kneel at his font. Or I would if he were, you know, gay.

R53, is his font Comic Sans?

I wish the guy the best but those Calvin shots are not the least bit sexy.

The last thing he should be promoting is underwear when he has zero sex appeal. The most sexual thing he has ever done is holding hands.

He needs to be advertising Dockers or Coca Cola or something related to his plainness.

R53: Good for you, i find him incredibly bland, he is handsome but there are way hotter guys than him.

He looks like Shawn Mendez but like… a top

r55 He could probably endorse anal beads.

And that envious bitch of Justin Bieber came to regain his throne.

His duet with Ed Sheeran is number one on itunes and the biggest entry on the airplay chart

Shawn is down to number 7 on itunes

R48, Shawn's behavior was way over the line.

r60 I'm surprised there haven't been more meltdowns like that caught on vid.

I'm not a fan, nor am I into pop, but he can sing - I'll give him that. https://youtu.be/Jodbdj52Vc0

R57 who dat?

I agree 100% with R55.

Shawn Mendes conveys zero sexual heat. He's so bland and milquetoast, the hissy fit at R41 notwithstanding.

How come the press hasn't asked him about his angry outburst in that video?

R62: If the guy can sing means means he is a mediocre singer then yes, he can sing.

Of course there are tons of mediocre pop singers who are successful, he is hardly an exception

r62 = ShaNayNay Mendezzzzz

R66 I didn't mean to say he is a trained opera singer. He has a nice voice for pop. He isn't among the worst or best - is somewhere in between mediocre? Okay.

He does not, r68. His voice is hideous.

My voice evolution, for all my DL fans

I would have loved to have seen a video of this meltdown that Alessia Cara describes. The interviewer looked genuinely shocked.

Shawn had another meltdown ? What happened ?

R72 This was from two threads back, but around 1:24 Alessia recalls an incident during his tour as his opening act where she tries to go see his sound check and he gives her a nasty look and says "You have to leave!"

I posted a cute picture of my MOM on Instagram today for Mother's Day. Where is your picture, Shawn? Or is your page just pictures of Calvin Klein underwear on my body that you photoshopped your head onto. Jus keeeeeeding. Sort of. ;)

Also, I got to sing with John a few nights ago. It sounded great. Have you ever sung with John on stage before? I bet it sounded horrible. Anyways, we had a great time in bed afterwards. I had a whole batch of my sticky goo ready for John. He really appreciated it. I'm enjoying this ride while I'm still young and cute. Too bad you can't or won't do the same. :)

A lot of these young people bring along their own apparatus!

R74 Here Alec, my pic has 2.5 M likes... :)

R68 to be honest, the only song I have heard is the one about having mercy on him, he sounded okay on that. So for all I know he sounds hideous on everything else, lol

R75 Got any more of that sticky goo? Daddy's hungry.

Does he write his own songs?

Yes, R80

He really pushed the limits of believability if he wants people to believe he’s straight. He is so feminine it’s beyond obvious. There is no way he likes women.

If he is straight, then I am an alien.

John Mayer really has all these twinks at his feet lol

[quote]I told him "I had a picture of you on my wall since I was 13, literally next to my bed. I used to look at you everyday before I went to sleep"

And both him and Shawn said that he's the reason they started singing and playing guitar. He talks about him at 2:31

R73: Wow. I know he is the bigger star but the truth is she had a more successful single, Here was bigger than anything Shawn has released.

I think if he was on the Ed Sheeran league he would be unbeareable

Alessia is just bitter cuz she can’t fuck me and she has to settle for my bro Brian

Come on, Alessia have no interest in you. Not even in bearding for you Shawn

Cuz I’m prettier than her, R86

Numbers don’t lie

Not surprising, there was a lot of payola on radio and the sales and streaming were good.

It'll drop like a stone in the following weeks.

It's a good start anyway, but i don't think this will be the hit single that put him on another level

I like Shawn for the moment but he's boring as fuck right now.

Alec is way more interesting!

On top of Brendon Urie! Yasssss basically riding his dick!

How much of a role do you think the new CK ads played in the success of the new single? The IG post is at nearly 7 million likes. It’ll be interesting to see if they make his image more sexualized.

[quote]he would be unbeareable

I’ll present hole if that gets me to number 1!

Not going to happen Shawn

"It’ll be interesting to see if they make his image more sexualized."

Those ads are the antithesis of sex. Nothing could be more neutered or "desexed." It's like watching your little brother parading out in his skivvies, making an ass of himself.

r97 Maybe that's the audience they're trying to appeal to.

Watched an IG clip of Alec and JM singing together at El Rey and singing together they sounded good; once Alec went solo he sounded like he was on helium! Ewww.

Alec's voice is adorable.

I'm so wise and smart

r99 He sounds good here, his voice complements JM's really well. Obviously Mayer is miles above him and Shawn for that matter imo, that's why I don't understand why he's so impressed with them (apart for what we joke around here)

Also in that video at r83 he says JM would think he's weird because he told him about the poster of him he had on his bedroom, but at the beginning of this video he told that again to his full audience lol

Any news on hole?

Shawn having a dinner with John Mayer (and Asap Rocky) in NYC recently

*Having dinner

^ It was last night according to another update page

r103 Alec has been presenting it several times a day.

JM hit me up after he saw this:

Link is wonky

https://imgur.com/a/hMMvE7p

And JM gushing about Shawn to Andy Cohen and talking about that dinner last night. He's obviously still his favourite

"He's so earnest, he's got what it takes to go all the way", I'm just gonna ignore the context with that one. He also calls him adorable, cutie, the best,etc. in the span of 2 min.

Also a story about "how Shawn's underwear ended up in my hotel room"

I was out of underwear cuz JM made me cum b4 i could take them off....and I was all dirty, oops. It's a cute story, R110.

r111 Lmao I think that's what Andy was implying when he said "I think is interesting that he was in the studio and that's when he was like a need new undies"

R104 Any news on ASAP? Were they trying to recruit some bbc.

Mayer is building up a twink harem, the dog.

R111 Must have been a dream hunnie. You wouldn't be so scared of D if Mayer had already plucked you from the chicken coup.

R107 If Alec were any more enthusiastic, I'd need a back brace.

Shawn's new song benefited from being released during a very slow week. It debuted with tragically low points.

I think that Shawn dinner happened because he might be jealous of the attention that Alec has been getting from John Mayer. They haven't seen each other in months, but just days after that performance, they randomly have dinner together? I call BS. There's a lust triangle going on here and it's not just our imagination. If Alec comments on one of these Instagram posts with JM, ASAP Rocky and Shawn, you know some shit is going down.

^They are both thirsty for Mayer's success, and Mayer is some version of ego-stroked for the attention.

[quote]They haven't seen each other in months

That we know of. They obviously met that time Shawn talks about at r110 when he asked him about the underwear. Just not every time they met gets publicized I guess. And now if whoever was dining next to them wouldn't have posted these photos on the internet we wouldn't know about it either

r119 I don't really think so, Alec actually posted on his IG the poster he had of him since he was a kid and there's a lot of tweets, pictures, etc. that show that Shawn liked/admired him before he was even famous. So I think they're genuine when they say they were, and are,fans of him

^ I meant John talks about at [R110]

It would be interesting to see what Mayer thinks of Shawn's homophobia.

Just out of interest, are Portuguese typically not so hairy or is Shawn working over time waxing and shaving? And are Calvin Klein’s really that flattering to his body type? Might other underwear work better for him?

R123 Most Portuguese men I know tend to be hairy, like this guy, but Shawn is not full Portuguese. However, it does seem like he shaves his body hair, but considering that he's only 20, it isn't much. I bet, if he has a predisposition to being hairier, it will grow in by his late 20's or early 30's....years after his relevancy in pop music ends. If someone has a picture of Shawn's father shirtless, or even his uncle(s), we might have a clue as to what Shawn's body hair pattern will eventually look like.

Shawn will never get this hairy, he's half anglo.

[quote] If someone has a picture of Shawn's father shirtless,

We do, thank God for the creepy fangirls. He doesn't look hairy though.

If Shawn asked Cameron Dallas to date him, do you think he’d say yes? CD isn’t gay but he misses Shawn so much...and the fame that’d come with it

It's hard to tell from these photos. Can't see enough chest to determine it for sure. It is creepy that these fan girls have these pictures, though.

R128 Shawn is probably desperate for CD's D, but is afraid to come on (or out) to him, given CD's assault arrest.

Shawn next to a pure Portuguese man, the same one who feigned surprise at his diva behavior during sound check.

r129 here's a better one, he has some hair but no that much. And yeah, really creepy, they even have baby pictures of his parents and family photos that idk how the fuck they could find

R131 Shawn really needs his ass spanked (and then fucked).

R132 Yikes. If that's the extent of the chest hair pattern, then that is what Shawn is going to have. In fact, I think that might be what it is now so it won't grow out any further.

Here's another one of Shawn with that interviewer. Dude knows to open his shirt so that Shawn can gawk freely at his manly, hairy chest.

Didn't Cameron throw a bottle of water on a drag queen ?

The interview. I think this was posted a few threads back, but it's worth sharing again.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Perfect amount of hair

Presumably they'll have him unshaven more moving forward, as they stop trying to pretend that he's still 18.

Unshaved here too

Smooth

He should show some pubic hair on the next CK, lots of models do it in jeans commercial.

I just stopped by to see if the pics of John and Shawn’s romantic dinner date had been posted yet, and you didn’t let me down, Datalounge. It’s really shitty that in the caption on Instagram, the person who posted the pics says that John very politely declined to take a pic, so she took those creeper pics of the three of them and put them up online. It’s really fucked up to have your privacy violated like that.

R101 Damn how many times can he say 'raw' in two minutes? Is he trying to tell us something?

R144

JM was in NY for the past few days and did a show at the Comedy Cellar and another "surprise" appearance somewhere else with the house guitarist. I know someone from CT who knew his father from years back and they said JM pays for his father to live in assisted living in NYC so perhaps he was visiting him? (and getting a piece of Shawn while there!) Wish someone would revive the JM thread (I've tried with no success). Shawn is so boring. I only read these threads for the JM comments.

^There's nothing wrong with Shawn that some good deep dicking wouldn't fix.

I'd help out but Alec is getting all my loving these days.

[quote]However, it does seem like he shaves his body hair, but considering that he's only 20, it isn't much. I bet, if he has a predisposition to being hairier, it will grow in by his late 20's or early 30's

Do you not understand how puberty works?

r146 Yeah, but this thread is kind of a mix of JM, Alec and Shawn anyway. I'm pretty sure we're mostly the same people that 'd visit those threads anyway. Some people complain about it but I think is better that way.

On another subject, I remembered Shawn and ASAP Rocky did an improv once, I hope they collab for real now, that'd be interesting.

R148 Chest hair gets thicker as men get older. This is a post puberty change.

R144 fuck me RAW

Who likes my new hetero shirt?

Is that one of those African shirts?

It looks like a traditional nigerian garment

How soon before all the fangirls give up on Shawn so gay males are his whole fanbase?

Live show

r155 these teen fraus are delusional, they'll only give up on Shawn if he murders someone.

[quote]It looks like a traditional nigerian garment

He likes nigerian mens too

r155 Tbf a lot of out gay singers (Sam Smith, Troye Sivan, Ricky Martin, etc) still have fangirls and actually I'd say fraus constitute the biggest part of their fanbase. So I don't think they'd go anywhere, except for the delusional lot that expect him to fall in love with them probably.

John Mayer's story of how Shawn's underwear ended up in his hotel room made it to the media. Billboard, Entertainment Tonight and others, including gay sites, are reporting about it, all of them with clickbaity headlines (just how JM said they would) lol.

Poor Shawn will have another panic attack

R160, this is worse than the time Taylor put glitter on me!!!! Damn you, JM :(

I do this in bed too.

R161 Just be glad I didn't mention the time I caught you rubbing that little pink hole of yours so desperately with your fingers.

I strum it like a guitar, R163

Sweaty. Who wants to lick my pits and balls?

R164 While watching gladiator movies? Sweetie, you gotta get laid.

Well I'm in NY.....come over, R166

R167 Can't do it, I'm helping Alec get ready for his tour. Besides, I think your security doesn't like me coming around - no idea.

W H A T E V E R.....but I was waiting for you like this, JM

R169 You should have Cameron Dallas over and show him your CK photos. You're a handsome young man, he might surprise you.

Is this just one person talking to themselves or??

^Nope.

I think some of you are taking the roleplaying are little too serious lmao

R173 Have to do something to liven things up.

R170, Cameron Dallas was my bf!

R175 There ya go. I'm sure he'd love to leave his underwear in your room.

Mendussy

R162 Not sexy at all. Also, your singing sucks smegma stained ballsacks.

R178 Harsh but fine imagery.

Anyone but R178 can come lick my pits!

^Guessing R178 wouldn't be interested.

R181 No.

R146 I think I read that John moved his dad to California to live in an assisted living facility out there? He seems to really respect and look up to his dad, meanwhile when it comes to his mom... crickets. I find it interesting.

Also, damn at R183. I usually like slim dudes but Shawn looks like a fucking big headed scarecrow in that pic. Maybe it’s just the angle?

Alec is a better dancer than Shawn

[quote] I think I read that John moved his dad to California to live in an assisted living facility out there? He seems to really respect and look up to his dad, meanwhile when it comes to his mom... crickets.

I looked it up and his father is 20 years older than his mom, they're divorced and he's 92, so that's why he probably needs to live in an assisted facility. And yeah, I even found a Reddit thread about people wondering the same as you, it seems his relationship with his mom isn't as good as it is with his dad, but who knows really.

There's also these lines of In the Blood, that I interpret as his mother being a bit controlling (maybe even narcissistic or BPD?) and his father "diming his light" to please her.

[quote] How much of my mother has my mother left in me?

How much of my love will be insane to some degree?

And what about this feeling that I'm never good enough?

Will it wash out in the water, or is it always in the blood?

[quote] How much of my father am I destined to become?

Will I dim the lights inside me just to satisfy someone?

Will I let this woman kill me, or do away with jealous love?

Will it wash out in the water, or is it always in the blood?

And he talks a bit about her here:

OMG no clue who this Sean guy is - thought he was the younger brother from Modern Family.

Since we're talking about JM, there's no way Andy Cohen isn't in love with him right? I mean...

Please remember that Instagram videos do not work on this site. Link to Twitter videos if possible. Thanks.

R185 Almost anyone's dancing is better than Shawn's.

Gus is really becoming a stalker fangirl

R191 I'm surprised that Shawn hasn't filed a restraining order yet.

Do we think they hooked up?

They look so ugly together. It's like them being next to each other brings out the worst of their features.

This is what Shawn's face has been looking like lately.

R193 Nope, both hardcore bottoms.

R189 He's a playful pup.

I’m busy tonight, but I’m definitely going to be posting on the John Mayer thread tomorrow. So much to discuss!

R194 Gus at least has a decent ass, and is eager to have it filled.

r198 Nice, I'm interested. I posted some stuff a while ago, but no one else seemed to so I just stopped going there.

r196 Exactly! maybe they could go shopping together or whatever, but fucking?! lol no

I think JM had his father in a California place and most recently he is in NYC, which (as my friend told me) JM pays for. He's a good son!

R201 It says a lot about a man who takes care of his family.

r201 I posted something about that and his relationship with his mother at r186. As far as I know his brothers live in NY too, he seems to have a great relationship with them as well. It helps I guess that they all have the same sense of humour lol, this video with his dad and brother is hilarious.

R203 He's good at the straight man, unlike Shawn.

^^ as, not at

Come get some.

You know I came

You know he came too

Where are those gifs from? Did this closet case really discuss "straight" men smelling his cum stained underwear? Wow.

R209 It does seem odd, if they are legit. Maybe he's not as tightly wound as we've thought.

About my cummy underwear

Maybe he's finally starting to loosen up

Yes, R212....I definitely feel it in my hole.

Sweet spot

Oh, that's the dude both Shawn and Alec were hitting on a while back.

From Alec.

From Shawn....hours later. Matt actually got back to this tweet. Poor Alec got snubbed.

David Grant posts in this thread right?

Obviously.

[Quote] …and here we go with datalounge members parroting the ever loving crap out of this.”shawn mendes, shawn mendes, shawn mendes…”, like autistic window lickers.

Window lickers? More like pit lickers.

He's doing that mimi mic check thing. diva!

Another gay site also posted the story. Idk why they went with that picture of John though, as if he'd be disgusted!

Shawn playing The Age of Worry by JM

[quote] Fan: “If you had to feature on John Mayer or Justin Timberlake’s album, which would you choose?”
 Shawn: “I would say John Mayer. I love Timberlake but John Mayer is my all time!”

4 U....

Let's take it back.

I love looking at him but damn he is becoming such a bore. He is becoming middle America fodder.

Hmmm what’s going on here then

Ride a cowboy

R228....*gasps* about to ride a cowboy, I guess 🤭

R228 That's not real, is it?

White, suburban teen boy angst disguised as music. No thanks.

TOP!

Come on Shawn

R228 Shawn looks like he's having a massive rosacea outbreak.

R203: One brother lives in Westchester county NY (the one with the baby) and the other lives with his wife in Fairfield, CT. the town where they all grew up.

r228 Sorry to burst your bubble, but that's obviously not him

Don't let the rosy cheeks fool you guys, I'm the OG Rosacea queen!

R238 Reminds me of Alec's ass after I've given him a light paddling.

Not that he's ever a bad boy.

r239 Btw new photo of JM and Alec (with Alec's laryngologist)

R239 Mayer's given him a different kind of throat training.

R240 JM looks super handsome....Alec? yikes gurl!

R241 Couch cuddles. The ouch cuddles are when the paddle comes out.

Is that Alec kid being presented as a heartthrob?

R244 I think he's more in the 'goofy cute' category.

Twink JM in high school. What do you think Shawn r242 or is daddy JM hotter?

R246 I'm sure daddy John is much cleverer with his hands.

So he doesn’t even turn around to show his ass in an underwear commercial but he’s gonna present hole soon? Better odds he gets totally covered in tacky tats. He’s basic.

R248 Agreed - he'll ink up trying to look more manly, maybe buzz his hair down.

R246, DADDYYYYYYYYY....but he has always been gorgeous. Call me, JM.

I knew this was gonna end up online....I can't!

r251 His voice there...gaaayyy

Btw Miquela is tweeting him, maybe that's the perfect "someone like a girl" for him!

"Shawn Mendes loves manginas"

But how big is her mangina, R252? Perfect beard!

The more I think about Shawn, the more I think he'll probably end up like Darren Hayes of Savage Garden. He'll marry a woman for a few years, come out fairly late in life and then marry a dude and fade into obscurity.

R255 She sounds a little bitter.

On his stories.

Do we think Shawn is fucking this dude Connor Brashier? Because somehow this 19 year old kid fresh outta high school managed to land the cushy gig of being a "tour videographer" on Shawn's tour and has been travelling with Shawn for a couple months now. I doubt he got the job on merit because what kind of legitimate professional portfolio/experience could someone that young have actually gotten?

Anyway. He's hotter than Shawn tbh.

Good tea if true, r258

He also doesn't look plastic, the way Shawn does. :P

r258 Nah he worked with far more important artists and brands before him. I think he's dad must be someone influential

*his

That pic at r260!

😂😂

Hmmm I looked at his IG and the likes of Shawn's ex-pal Cameron Dallas, Kygo, Madison Beer, the youtube Dolan Twins, etc, are who Connor Brashier has previously (briefly) worked with...I'd hardly call those people celebrities, they're nowhere near Shawn's level. But yeah, Brashier is probably well connected through family.

[quote]Andrew Gertler, Mendes’ manager, said he hired Brashier after watching him shoot a video for a DJ managed by one of Gertler’s friends.

That's how he got to work with Shawn

R228 LOL! Pretty sure that's Youtubers Dion Yorkie and Sebb Argo.

Andrew is obviously tryin’ to fuck Connor....and me.

R267 If he is, that's a really bad idea. You don't shit where you eat.

r257 Shawn and JM would be that kind of gay couple that look like brothers if they were together. Also amazing that JM has more than 20 years on Shawn and more than 10 on Rocky and he still doesn't look out of place with them

Connor is from a wealthy family in Laguna Beach, CA, his father is someone powerful in hollywood.

Must be hard for Shawn, having someone younger and fresher around like that.

Wow, proud of him for finally taking a stand on something controversial. His conservative fans are already freaking out and saying they won’t support him anymore.

R272 Yes, good on him.

R269 he’s a 41 year old man who can’t hold down a stable relationship and still dresses and acts like he’s 21. Not really something to aspire to..

Ok, I just looked at the pic at R257. Facially he does look young, I’ll give him that. I still stand by what I said though.

r274 I meant that in the physical aspect only

I predict JM and Alec will have a baby some day, lust like DLB and Tom Daley.

His skin is good and he’s always had a baby face which helps, but in full body pics you can see he’s gained weight and has gotten chubby. Never would guess he was 41 though.

R275 Some definite peter pan syndrome, which is only empowered by money and fame.

r279 Some mommy issues could be another factor. I think his parents relationship and eventual divorce could have influenced his own relationship with his partners. That why he needs to try with some men now lol . No, but seriously, if things didn't work out with Katy Perry, who seemed to share his sense of humour and other stuff, idk what kind of girl would be better for him.

I’ve always gotten the impression that JM hates women. Maybe he doesn’t realize it, but he carries himself like someone with serious issues. There are scores of stories from women that he’s hooked up with, detailing the degrading way he treated them. Obviously some of them must be fake, but there are enough that are similar and detailed enough to seem true and they don’t paint him in a good light. Something had to have fucked him up, and badly. Meanwhile both his brothers are married and seem to have happy, stable lives. Maybe it was his career choice and fame that fucked him up so bad in terms of human relationships?

Seriously though, how the fuck did things not work out with him and KP? They seemed perfectly matched and he looked crazily in love with her but kept doing that break up-make up cycle. What grown adults do that shit? Maybe he is fighting his sexuality? He’s done amazingly well for himself in his career and has an insanely devoted fan base. What would be the worst case scenario for him if he were gay and came out publicly? Shawn could come out too, think of the press it would get for the both of them!

I'd guess that John's relationship with guys like Shawn and Alec is at least in part some child surrogacy at work, whether or not he wants twinks on his dick.

The person John would be smartest to have a steady relationship with is Alec. Shawn is too chaotic and his drug use and drinking will cause John to relapse if he gets too close with him.

R283 Plus Alec is a playful sweetie who is in touch with his sexuality.

And mine.

A lot.

I'm saying he's horny.

[quote]Something had to have fucked him up, and badly. Meanwhile both his brothers are married and seem to have happy, stable lives. Maybe it was his career choice and fame that fucked him up so bad in terms of human relationships?

I think it was something before that since he suffered from anxiety and panic attacks before being even famous, fame just contributed to that I guess.

[quote]At some point, however, this single-minded devotion to music so freaked his parents out that they sent him to shrinks to see if something was wrong (he was given a clean bill of health). Meanwhile, the kid had his own worries. For one, his parents fought a lot, which he says led him to “disappear and create my own world I could believe in.”

[quote]Also, he’d begun to suffer from anxiety attacks and feared ending up in a mental institution. “Growing up,” Mayer says, “that was the big fear.” Says his pal Beleznay, “I would get anxiety attacks too, and we would talk each other down. It was heart palpitations, shortness of breath, coldness and shivers, strange stuff, and we’d be like, ‘You’re totally fine. You’re not having a heart attack.’ His mind works at such speed that I think he would sort of second-guess his sanity at times".

[quote]Even so, he could still be a shut-in. He had terrible acne and often canceled dates because of it. Eventually, he suffered a kind of breakdown – “an anxiety bender,” he once called it – out of which came a new Mayer, the freewheeling social-animal Mayer, the Mayer we know today. (Rolling Stones, 2012)

And from the article linked below:

[quote]At the height of his stardom, his anxiety largely involved his fear that his career as a musician and the fame that comes with it would flame out if he wasn’t being lavished with praise. He was anxious because he was constantly worried about his persona in the public eye. He wanted to give flawless performances to gain the approval of the masses. He wanted to impress and please. One negative comment about a song or performance would send him into ruminations that would only intensify his anxiety and leave him feeling ashamed.

My guess is the Mayer that came out from that "anxiety bender" was just a persona, you know the "womanizer bad boy", and eventually he got to accept his real self and of course he's doing much better now. Except for his romantic life, he said he was fine being alone though.

^ It's really sweet that he helps Shawn cope with his anxiety in the same way he used to do with his friend

[quote]“He’s a dude I can call — for him to be like, ‘Hey man, how’s life? You’re gonna be fine.’ And my anxiety levels down to a one instead of a 55. That’s something that’s really nice.”

R286 Just needs John on the phone when he's getting fucked to keep him calm.

Nah, agreed that it's cool to have someone you can turn to, and good on John for being that guy.

"Some definite peter pan syndrome, which is only empowered by money and fame."

Hmm...I wonder what that's like...???

r284 Do we know what Alec's sexuality actually is?

Alec uploaded his performance with JM on Youtube

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r291 That's photoshopped lol

^ Duh, but just to get a taste of things to cum. he has a sex video bound to leak at some point, right?

R290 The aftershow was great too ... ;)

r293 If nothing was leaked while in his wild years I doubt it'd be now tbh

^Yup, hopefully he's got more sense these days.

Food festival with the bros

With a cute fan today....he can get it 😍

r298 Wow that guy must be really tall

For a split second I almost thought that was Casey Cott from Riverdale, but it's not. R298

Perfect top, R299

Bro doing a bro

R302 Avoiding the higher notes due to your lack of range, Shawn? Here's how it's supposed to be sung.

R303 It must be that Shawn is so manly and straight that his voice just won't go up that much.

r303 Tbf he said he was doing John Mayer's version ("Free Falling by John Mayer, Tom Petty cover or whatever"). Still it should've sound something like this

Mendes couldn't hit Petty's notes without someone twisting his nads.

Now I'm thinking about a new version of the Traveling Wilburys, with maybe Mayer and Clapton. Not sure who else, maybe Knopfler. Not sure who could follow Orbison, though.

R307: Please God, NOT Shawn Mendes or Alec Benjamin for this new version!

R308 Nope, neither of them could play in that group. If Roy Clark were still alive, maybe him. Maybe it's just as well. That group was the lightning in the bottle. Maybe best to leave it be.

Wait, Roy Clark is dead?

Seems like only yesterday he was young.

[quote]Now I'm thinking about a new version of the Traveling Wilburys, with maybe Mayer and Clapton

You can have a taste of that here

(Also this is why i find so funny, and a bit sad really, when Shawn fangirls says he's the John Mayer of our generation. Because, his pasts shenanigans aside, the dude is actually reaaally talented, Shawn on the other hand...)

It is ridiculous to compare Sean and even Alec B to JM in terms of talent. JM, as R311 stated, is the real deal-- regardless of his past bad behavior. Musically, he is incredibly talented.

R306 Or they could squeeze his balls really tight, presuming he has any.

With fellow hetero, totally not gay, Darren Criss

Shawn's all "please, just let me look at it" *fumbles for DC's zipper*

Better break out the cash, Shawnie.

I'll have them both.

It’s no wonder so many young musicians look up to John. He’s incredibly talented, not only as a guitarist but also as a songwriter. Sadly, if he had kept his mouth shut, his ego in check, and his name out of the tabloids, he’d currently be enjoying the level of respect that he deserves as a musician. Even now the general feeling about him is that he’s a douchebag, and even those that like his music still say “I know he’s a douche, but damn can he play a guitar!” It’s great that he’s mentoring these young dudes, but him acting like they are really special talents feels disingenuous to me. Maybe he genuinely likes them as people, but does he really listen to their music and think that they are going to be around 10 years from now?

R317 He likes the nookie. It's not that deep.

I do not think JM is fucking Shawn. Not saying he hasn't wanted to, but think Shawn is so closeted that he's a virgin. Not sure about Alec B. Still getting an asexual/"I'm OK being alone" vibe from JM these days.

Agree with R317 that JM has done himself a disservice, by allowing all the tabloid shit to detract from his music and his immense talent.

BTW: Shawn trying to sing Free Fallin' like JM is a joke. My dumbest cat could do better!

I think if JM has any eyes at all for Shawn's ass, he can't help but know that popping the brat's cherry might cause a totally collapse. He's not an asshole and I think he does care for Shawn in a sort of mentor way, so he wouldn't want to do that.

Alec might well enjoy getting spun on JM's dick, but I wouldn't blame Mayer being cautious at the very least.

R311 I have to think younger!John was sqeeing to be onstage with Clapton - maybe he still would.

r319 Tbh I don't really think they'd hooked up either, I think JM would do it if he has the chance, I mean just listen to the way he talks about Shawn in interviews, "he's adorable", "he's the best", "he's a cutie", and always praising his looks, etc. He doesn't talk about Alec in that way for example. But I agree that Shawn is way too afraid to give it a try, although if there's one person who could make him consider it I bet is John.

On the other hand, Alec is more complicated to figure out, he follows a lot of girls on IG, but then again he also follows a lot of boys and even leaves flirty comments on their posts, so maybe he's bi or just really secure of his sexuality?. Either way I can't see him as a sexual person, just because he just falls in the "cute" category for me lol.

And about John, I agree that he seems if not asexual at least uninterested with relationships rn, he talked about watching porn a few times on his IG lives, so maybe that's the only form of sex he's having at the moment (?). I also noticed in almost a year that I've been following him (thanks to these threads!) that he always hurries up to shut down any rumours there's going around about him and some woman. He even posted in his IG stories the other day that he waits for a few minutes before liking a woman's post on IG just so they don't think he's thirsting over them, it was a joke but I think he's really that scared of rumours. And with all the bad press he's had in the past who can blame him really.

New song soon 👀

being OUT in public never looked so straight.

What's up with the way he's standing? It looks like he's crossing his legs and one foot is up like a pile. Kind of the halfway point to accomplishing the fifth position in this photo.

R324 Damn this guy is really gay - I don't have a shot at all.

I'm a ballerina, bro R325

R327 Only in your fantasies.

I'm being seen with someone like a girl. Thank you honey for that, R326!!!

In my fantasies, I'm Beyonce, R328

Honey...

That hurt, R331

R332 There, there, Shawn. It's ok, you're still pretty and your going to get through this.

Just remember, plenty of lube and try to relax.

This appears to be an updated version of an earlier post, but I agree with this sentiment:

"It’s understandable that when people repeatedly say things about you that aren’t true, it can become frustrating. At some point, however, you just have to move on and let people think what they want. When you continue to react and bring the subject up, it only fans the flames of speculation."

R333, is there such thing as a dildo for beginners? Asking for a friend.

Fangirls are so stupid (and insane) I bet she'll regret this in a couple of years when Shawn isn't relevant anymore

And she has some other Shawn related tattoos smh

R336, if only she knew how my bird moves when i masturbate....

R334: This is the second article of that type that i read in a short period of time. If he keeps putting his foot in his mouth on interviews there'll be more and more of those articles and the backlash will begin.

He was safe till now because he has a clean image so people give him the benefit of the doubt, but with those kind of comments and some diva antics he could end having reasons for that anxiety

Will my ear fall off? I don't wanna be ugly!

JM really is a magnet for twinks isn't he?

^ That's Paul Jason Klein from the band Lany btw. He's hot and Mayer often likes his posts too

JM clearly has a twink obsession. He's playing multiple guys against each other. I wonder if he goes after this boy band member next.

r343 He also followed this other guy recently and liked a bunch of his posts, but that's probably because he's a great guitarist tbh

R344 Wow, a young guy that JM follows that isn't a twink. That's a first.

r345 Still pretty young (for him)

R346 Still not a twink. Twinks don't do scruff.

It's Daddy Cez's birthday today....he is gonna blow my candles.

Shawn fell off the charts...

Shawn's music is boring. He needs a 1989 type album... one with a clear sonic message and crossover appeal. John Mayer should help him with that. Seriously. The kid's clearly talented, but the pop label's bringing him down. Be daring, dude.

[quote]The kid's clearly talented

Debatable. But seriously, he isn't that bad of a singer but obviously doesn't write his own songs and that's the problem. If JM helps him then the credit would be on someone else again. I'm afraid he doesn't have the depth to write songs that aren't teen pop even if he wanted too.

r351 Couldn't he write songs about the struggles he's had with his sexuality?

r352 You know he'd never

[Quote] The kid's clearly talented

For R349

R352 and R353....think of things that may cause anxiety.

r355 the most important chart is the billboard hot 100 and Shawn fell off from 2nd to below 10.

But that's pretty normal after the first week (of a big act who has great sales on the first week).

Sales are not great but fine right now, radio keeps pushing the song and it's doing well on streaming. If he keeps that way the song could be a hit.

Of course that could change, radio dropped IN my blood (the sales and streaming weren't that great) and it could happen the same if streaming decreases and sales don't improve, but it's too soon to know.

And on radio the callout scores are important. Not everytime, i remember people predicting Dancing with a stranger peaking around 6 on pop because the callout scores were similar of Too good at goodbyes but Dancing with a stranger managed to go to number one on pop (which pushed the song on the billboard top 10 again)

r353 Shawn is very soulful and self-reflecting. Just look at his Google search history. He checks it every 3 minutes to see if he's still alive.

I’m not boring I swear!!!

You know what would make you not boring? Leaking your nudes.

R360 Shawn is already a boring 20 year old guy and he's a famous celebrity (I won't dignify his delusions by calling him a "musician" or an "artist"). These threads would be filling up a lot faster if he were interesting or posted his nudes/showed hole.

Also, I think we've gotten through enough of this thread to know the next one has to refer to his cum stained underwear in some capacity.

The thread titles are getting progressively worse.

R363: That's because in the past people didn't like his music but he seemed a very likeable guy. Now that it's pretty clear that he is a moron the thread is basically to mock him

If Shawn were't famous he'd at least have gotten fucked in the ass by now.

R363 How is the thread title any worse than the original ones, Shawn Mendes and Shawn Mendes Part 2? At least it's funny and sometimes descriptively accurate.

[quote]The thread titles are getting progressively worse

*Better

R365, I’d be the cum dumpster of Pickering, Ontario!

R368 You'd be keeping Trudeau's cock clean and shiny.

MmmmmMmmm I'd love that, dream job R369

This thread is really dying isn't it? I remember when I didn't check for a few hours and there would be a lot to catch up. That RS interview really hurt him, in the DL at least

Gayest sounding straight guy I've heard. Would love to wake up with him, for sure.

R371 If Shawn actually reads the DL, he should learn that the worst thing for a celebrity, besides being universally hated, is being ignored. That's the sign of irrelevance that will make him wake up in the middle of the night in cold sweats. Tick tock, bitch. Your fifteen minutes are fast approaching their end.

Too busy doing straight things with the bros

Still want him. Gay, bi or straight.

Thank you, R375

r374 In the RS interview, Shawn said that he needed to be seen with someone like a girl so people will stop thinking he's into guys. But ever since then he's been seen with someone like a girl maybe two times, and with guys 10,000 times. Does he actually listen to his management?

I'm still here, Shawn!

R376 Hi.

His pinky finger though. Must be the most effeminate straight guy around.

I'll finger you with it, R380

I would just like to remind everyone that R378 is not me. I would never refer to my nemesis...erm, fellow [italic] artist [/italic] Shawn Mendes as Shawnie. That's one way to know who is the real DL Alec Benjamin is and who is merely an imposter.

Oh man, I must be really tired (from my very successful, sold out tour) because I totally messed up which posts I was reading. R317 is where I saw Shawn referred to as Shawnie, but regardless, R378 is still not me. Man, I need to get some sleep. Wish John would come over right about now. I miss him dearly.

No, I meant R315. You know what? Screw it. I'm going to bed now. Night all.

Alec Benjamin is really not attractive.. how is he infiltrating Shawn’s thread?

Alec is pretty average

But he still has more talent than Shawn.

And it's way less fake, that's the main problem with Shawn, everything he does seems calculated, all his lyrics sound fake.

Fortunately for him his success doesn't depend of gays, so till teen girls move to other artist (and that'll happen sooner or later) he'll be in the map, but if he doesn't make a transition to adult artist his wait for his expiration date will be short

PSA for Shawn Mendes. This is the type of content that we at the DL are craving from you.

R384 I'll keep you warm, cutie. C'mere.

I’m a straight popstar not a gay pornstar, R388

R390 Best not start with the really thick ones, sweetie.

r385 At least he's not afraid to compliment other guys, and he actually does it often

R385 Alec has the good fortune to not have built his career on his looks (though I think he's adorable), so he's got less pressure on him to be a good little str8 boy.

R393 Also, I think people assume Alec is straight where the assumption of most thinking people is that Shawn is gay.

R390 Aaron Schock also considers himself "straight" Shawn. Don't mean a thing if you Instagramming your swing.

Wonder if we'll get an ass shot or dick pic first.

R396, both. Pull an Aaron Schock.

Alec might not be as hot now, but Shawn is gonna hit the wall hard by 25. Will JM still love him then, or will he be on to the next young thing?

r398 Yeah, on the other hand Alec looks like a 17 year old now when he's 24, but when he gets older and looks a bit older too, will probably get hotter

Or he'll keep that young look for way too long like David Archuleta.

Shawn is very tall, he's going to age fast, he's already cracking at 20 but I do think he's gonna be a hot daddy in his 30s as long as he keeps a fit body and doesnt lose his hair.

I think Alec is gonna get better looking with age and Shawn’s looks are gonna fall off big time. But by then there will be someone younger and hotter and hopefully more talented to take his place.

R402 Truth, what with younger and younger guys getting started on social media. They'll always be someone younger and fresher.

I've already linked to at least one younger guy in this thread and there are hundreds more ready to take Shawn's place. It's only a matter of time.

This interview by Austin Mahone is being used to shame Shawn Mendes on Twitter.

Shawn is boring and pretty untalented now, so his looks will only decline (and it is doubtful his "talent" will increase). Alec B. looks like a potato face but is more authentic and, therefore, more appealing. However, while I think his lyrics are better than Shawn's pop drivel, his voice sounds like someone on helium. So not sure how much his "talent" will advance.

I find Alec Benjamin to be incredibly attractive but I just can't get into his music, just as I couldn't get into Shawn M. despite him being cute (in a bland way), I wish American pop music had hot guys who would actually deliver.

Tell me I'm pretty

Look! I’m being seen with someone like a girl! It’s my boo Camila 😍

Hahah, Austin Mahone's response was cool. That dude's hotter than anyone mentioned in this thread so far. Music's boring as well though.

And another “someone like a girl” aka Alessia!!! I’m bathing in pussy, bro

Why are there so many gay rumors about Shawn? He's been seen with someone like a girl a few times the last 4 years. Alec hasn't been seen with any!

Because Alex didn’t do a homophobic interview will Rolling Stone magazine for one thing.

r411 Pathetic but we knew it was coming...

R414 I still think Alessia is above that. The magazines will ge in love with the new couple but it's a couple that has the potential to end badly for both.

He is going to do a lot of interviews to promote new album and songs, he better be careful because i don't think he'll get a pass this time

Alec doesn't ping.

Aww today is Alec's birthday

I love my new bf.......GF, I meant gf...she's a girl OK?

OK I'm over Alessia....Connor give your dick!!!!

Give me your dick*** Too horny, can't type.

R417 Awww happy b-day cutie.

R410 Needs a dick in his mouth, not a microphone.

With Kygo and Kaia Gerber last night. Such a pussy hound!!

And ofc with his bro friends, with caps inside a nightclub, can they get any more stereotypical?

Went out with Kaia cuz Lily-Rose Depp was not available. Feeling so hetero today 💁🏻‍♂️

Me and my bro Brian have matching bro tattoos. Bros for life! 💪🏼

I've been seen with someone like a girl AGAIN!!! SO MUCH PUSSY, BRO.....oh nevermind, it's my sister :(

Wait- that’s his sister in the pic? Is it just me or is that hand placement odd for a sibling?

r428 Probably accidental

I just really love boobies! R428

Shawn's latest "hit" is now down to #13 on Billboard's Hot 100, two positions lower than last week, and it's been on the chart for only 3 weeks.

Meanwhile, Sam Smith's "Dancing with Strangers" is at #8 (peaking at #7) and has been on the chart for 19 weeks.

Even with the shit that passes for music today, people can still tell the difference between good shit and bad shit.

Another sweaty workout video

I predict him coming out soon after his career starts to tank, that's the only way they come out as a last hail mary to stay relevant.

How will he explain away all his denials?

Kiss me kygo

Cheers to getting fucked by my bros tonight!!!!

R433 Pretty much you and every other poster in this thread has predicted this. It doesn't require ESP to see this.

R433: He is not going to come out anytime soon, tanking career or not. He seems to hate so much anything gay related to even thinking in accept it

I swear, if someone doesn't put a dick in that boy soon, I'll do it myself.

Go on JM, I dare you!

I'm going to win one of these before you do, Shawn.

[quote]I predict him coming out soon after his career starts to tank, that's the only way they come out as a last hail mary to stay relevant.

He's already been tanking for the past year, so he better start preparing that coming out statement now.

Has he wished his fans a "Happy Pride Month" yet?

R442 He better avoid that. He decided to go the homophobic route on his interviews so it wouldn't make sense pretend to be an ally now

R441 I've got a trophy for you right here, cutie.

Speaking of John Mayer he seems to like gay themed movies, he follows Timothee Chalamet and I remember he liked a picture of the cast of CMBYN so he probably watched that, then he liked stuff about Love Simon too and today he liked this one too 👇 (he also follows Elton John)

He seems to have a few gay friends, the closest one being Andy Cohen, etc. So bi or straight, whatever he is, he seems to be very cool with gays in general. Where I'm going with this is, I wonder what does he thinks about Shawn's homophobia, if he even knows about it? Maybe he can see through it

R445 Maybe Mayer is a secret Charmie and wants a threeway.

Nah, he probably just wants to fuck Timmy.

Sweaty and sexy. Who wants some?

Sweaty, yes. Sexy, though? Uh, no.

Gonna ride his big dick til dawn

r449 Eyewear for the Elton John movie.

R449 Soon to star in the new "Blackballed" film ...

Gurl will need a bucket of blockers ...

I saw a Shawn doppelganger at my local coffee place yesterday. No joke. He was a spitting image, tall and lanky, brown eyes, brown hair, rosy cheeks, long-ish face with a big nose (the nose itself looked like Shawn's too). It was almost creepy. I fucking swear he looked just like Shawn.

Where do you live, r452? Maybe Shawn was there.

R453 Norway, so not very likely lol. Also, the Shawn doppelganger was the barista, not a customer. So again, not likely 😂

R454 Should have asked him if he was gay. If he didn't melt down, you can be sure it wasn't Shawn.

R455 😂😂😂

R445 John seems to be an open minded guy, I don’t think he takes sexual orientation into account when picking friends or enjoying art. Having said that, I get the impression that his friendship with Andy Cohen is largely transactional. Andy has friends on the A-list and John will forever be DYING to be in with the A-list. He’s a grown man, but in his head, he will always be the unpopular quiet kid from high school, and he hates that. I remember him saying something on WWHL about how people like J-Law wouldn’t give him the time of day if he wasn’t Andy’s friend. It seemed to me that in that moment he let slip that his interest in being friends with Andy was to have access to people that would otherwise avoid him like the plague. I can’t imagine John actually enjoys being friends with someone so vain, catty, and vapid. I also think that’s why John will never call Shawn out on his homophobia. He’s one of the biggest musical stars on the planet right now and his friendship keeps John’s name in the public eye. He also worships John and that feeds his massive ego. No way will John let that go until Shawn’s star starts to fade and he can’t get any more use out of him. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Also, is anyone else waiting for the inevitable fallout between John and Andy? I can’t wait for Andy to get real about the man John is behind the scenes instead of being such a kiss-ass. I’d read the fuck outta that book. 🙌🏻

[quote]Also, is anyone else waiting for the inevitable fallout between John and Andy?

Not me.

I should have taken a pic of the barista but I didn't because it would have been creepy lol. I swear he looked so much like Shawn I was shocked.

I'm sure you'll be returning, r459 (I would be). I'm also sure you'll be bringing your phone.

R460 I'm sure if he does return, he's still not going to snap a photo or post it to the DL.

Not if he listens to negative nellies like you, r461.

The barista is actually Shawn's secret twin, Sean. Unlike Shawn, who is clearly a total pillow-biting little girl of a bottom, Sean is actually a str8 shooter and serious ladies man - the Podrick of baristas, if you will. Sean's main challenge in life is getting the condom on before the girl jumps on his cock, which is curiously quite a bit larger than Shawn's (I guess they are fraternal). Otherwise his inhumanely high sperm count (he's known as The Chosen One at regional fertility clinics) would be knocking them up left and right.

So what needs to happen is that Shawn needs to hire Sean to make a home movie of one of his infamous "every girl gets 4 orgasms minimum" threesomes and then "leak" it as having been Shawn's own. Image problem solved.

Sean can keep the girls quiet by threatening to withhold his cock, fingers, and tongue.

PS: Don't tell Shawn that Sean can sing better, he'd hang himself.

[quote]Don't tell Shawn that Sean can sing better, he'd hang himself.

But he'd start his suicide note with "I knew this would happen someday..."

R464 Yes and they'd find Sean's video playing on a loop in Shawn's hotel room. Poor Shawn just couldn't compete.

r464 I wonder if Sean is a fan of Alec's?

R466 Maybe they'll turn out to be ho-bros and send Shawn a video of them sharing a girl. I don't know if that or Sean topping Alec would disturb poor Shawn more. Hmm, maybe a video of Alec topping Sean.

r467 If JM was filming it Shawn would have a breakdown.

Well, this is getting into fan fiction territory right now

^^ Yup, entertainment in this thread is entirely DIY at this point, RL!Shawn being so thoroughly uninteresting.

Veiny

R471 Chilly in there?

My nipples are hard 24/7 😏 R472

JM who?

R474 Mayer will never give you his D what that attitude.

Why for you say that?

r457 I think JM and Andy Cohen's friendship is genuine, it's been years now, not long ago he took Andy to his hometown, they've been on road trips, etc. Also John doesn't seem to be the same person he was 10 years ago, I don't think he cares about being A list now, and he has a lot of other friends in the industry he could exploit if he really wanted to.

Same with his friendship with Shawn, no one here would've known they were hanging out the other time if that woman wouldn't have taken a creepy picture of them in that restaurant ( she even said on her post that JM kindly refused to have a picture taken when she asked) and he told that story about Shawn's boxers months after it happened. So I don't think he's exploiting that friendship for attention either and, in any case, it's Shawn the one who benefited from it the most.

Hiding my bulge, feeling shy

^ Alessia Cara was performing the anthem at the game tonight. How long until the news break that they're "dating"?

R478 You shouldn't have the toy inserted when you are out in public, something could go amiss.

I'm closer to bearding than to presenting hole, R479

Hehe R480, and you guys say I'm boring!

Yes Drake give me that big hard black cock. My hole is ready.

R482 You want to step up to Level 2? Ok, let me find that remote control - pretty sure it's in the VP's desk drawer.

Yes, R484...I want the veins on my dick to pop!!!!

[quote]Wow, proud of him for finally taking a stand on something controversial. His conservative fans are already freaking out and saying they won’t support him anymore.

I'm surprised Shawn would comment on the abortion issue -- usually he avoids commenting on complex issues. Remember a couple months ago when he didn't even want to answer a question about feminism?

Hit me with a load but never with a loaded question 💦

That's fucking hilarious, R487.

R178, there's no smegma here, bitch! I'm circumcised:

R489 Your dick is covered by your [sponsored] underwear. Let's see what it really looks like before we determine definitively if it's cut or uncut and has or doesn't have dick cheese on it.

I see VPL, r490.

If he is smart he'll not start a fake relationship before the interviews to promote his next album.

If he starts bearding before he'll be questioned and the guy is terrible in interviews. That would backfire big time.

Of course his team are totally useless so maybe he'll do it anyway

r402 I think Shawn could pull it off if he did a round of interviews and press conferences with the special someone like a girl in his life, where they hold hands and look into each others eyes the whole time, then Shawn says that after all the girls he's been romantic with, he might be ready to settle down. He could even call his new album "Loving Her". I don't think reporters would give him a hard time since they probably remember what it was like to be young and in love.

If they're going with Alessia Cara though, I don't think she could pull it off either. She already told that story about him not wanting her on his rehearsal and being kind of rude about it

Not going to happen.

There will be scrutiny (at least in social media), and i doubt he could handle well anything that wasn't standard questions.

RS interview showed that not everybody is in the mood to kiss the ass of a talentless teen hearthrob.

Magazines will spread the nonsense fake romance, but i doubt that'll translate into something believable. They tried hard with Hailey and it didn't work.

I doubt Alessia Cara wanted that kind of career, she doesn't seem to be the type of girl who sells her soul for a little publicity.

And of course there's the fact that a fake relationship is always a bomb ready to explode. I know people does that all the time, but a misstep and you could end being a laughing matter (it wouldn't be the first time and he is not good at lying)

Not even the press would care about Alessia Cara. She's boring, homely and her music career is nonexistent.

Shawn should at least wait until 26 to marry an ugly woman like Nick Jonas.

Nick Jonas is an ugly woman?

Has there been a bump in CK sales since Shawn has been shilling for them?

R493 Shawn would be about as successful as DL Villain MJ in pretending to have a heterosexual relationship.

3 hours ago the Juno Awards uploaded this to their IG.....they know what’s up!

R497: I doubt i'm the only one, but i find Piyanka beautiful.

And Nick Jonas never had a problem to look like someone who was able to fuck women (maybe men too).

R496: I think he is more boring than her. At least she seems inteligent

Selfie

Shawn responded to a twitter post of photos of his with acrylic nails photoshopped on them

Original post

How much are acrylic nails? Asking for a friend... R504

I'm closer to presenting pussy than to presenting hole 💅

Lol! Shawn *not gay* Mendes is so comfortable with his sexuality to the extent that he comments on a fan edit of him wearing acrylic nails. It's not like he used to get nightmares or whatever he said from Taylor Swift put eyeshadow on him.

[quote]I see VPL

Yeah, there are several CK underwear photos that show Shawn is probably cut:

R509...you know what else is cut? My new nails cuz they could cut a bitch!

Fangirling

[quote]shawnmendes: Lol this lil guy!! Rocking a black stud in second grade, haircut by mum, over sized long sleeves with a little bit of water spilt on them always & still acting like he knows something you don’t... that’s a pretty cool dude

Yeah, I bet that little dude wouldn't give a damn what people said about him

R512 Did he have his ears pinned? Looks like they used to stick out a lot more than they do now

[quote][R509]...you know what else is cut? My new nails cuz they could cut a bitch!

Nails hair hips heels, BITCH!

YASSSSS R514, that's my new gym/work out song.....bro!!! Feeling Fab

r512 He looked like such a gayling at that age. What happened?

He tried to be kinda closeted so he could make more money, 517, simple as that. I imagine there is a lot of pressure from those around him, who also have an interest in maximizing income.

^^ Lots of hands trying to milk that cash cow, I'm sure.

This thread is such a tease, they said he was “close” yet here at 520 there is no sign of actual hole! Bring on the hole!!!

Bring on the hole you said?

R520 That's because Shawn did some sexy photos in the last thread and it was almost like a nude shot. Give it a few months and his hole will be seen, even if accidentally. Aaron Schock might give us an idea of what to expect.

Alec is such a whore. I love it.

I love it too.

R523, Aaron Schock has one of the most unattractive holes I've seen.

I assume Shawn's is prettier than that.

Alec is really good at presenting. :)

Would you rather see my hole or my dick?

R526 Shawn probably has a hairless, bleached hole that has a nice pink pucker to it. It's probably his only decent quality as his dick seems quite small from the CK ads.

R525 Glad you appreciate it, John. I also appreciated the birthday cake you sent me last week, though I'm nervous that eating it will make me get fat.

R530 I'm sure I can help you work it off.

[quote]his dick seems quite small from the CK ads.

But it looks like he is cut, so that makes his dick more appealing to some people.

[quote]Shawn probably has a hairless, bleached hole that has a nice pink pucker to it. It's probably his only decent quality as his dick seems quite small from the CK ads.

GURL PLEASE, you know its more than decent. That pristine pink boi puss smells like fresh laundry and sweet morning dew. Men from all walks of life would do anything to slide up in there!

R533 Poor Shawn would probably orgasm himself into a coma if he had some talented tongue going at his little boygina.

Shawn has been fantasizing about Justin Trudeau for the past several years:

^^ Probably says "Yes, Mr. Prime Minister" over and over as he works the dildo in and out of his hole.

How come we never see pics of Trudeau with Canada's prodigal son Justin Bieber?

Cause no politician wants to be photographed next to that train wreck.

"Would you rather see my hole or my dick?"

Neither. I'd prefer if you disappeared from the face of the earth forever. And take your shitty ass "music" with you.

With my bf....I mean, bro. Totally bros.

Kiss my ass, R539

R541: You really wish that, but frankly i think you are not in that high demand on gays right now (at least in gays over 25)

[quote]How come we never see pics of Trudeau with Canada's prodigal son Justin Bieber?

Bieber is rumored to lean Conservative.

He met former Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper a few years ago:

He's a junkie methhead of course he's conservative.

R541, I have to admit that's a nice booty on Shawn.

Shawn's bawdy is a wonderland....

R543 A real cock would tear Bieber like overcooked chicken, which he is.

R545 I'd fuck him cross-eyed, but the poor boy just isn't ready for man-loving yet.

R539 Agree 100%.

R543 I was going to post that picture in response to R537. That's the type of embarrassment that I think Trudeau wants to avoid. He's already scandalized enough, he doesn't need douchey Bieber to add to his troubles these days.

I think something we've all noticed is that most of this thread was about people other than Shawn Mendes, even if they have a small connection to him, so the next thread should be called Shawn Mendes is no longer the star of his own thread (Part 30). That or The thread about anyone else but Shawn Mendes.

R550 Or the thread for people to talk about how they don't care about Shawn Mendes.

[quote]so the next thread should be called Shawn Mendes is no longer the star of his own thread (Part 30)

Shawn Mendes is no longer the star of his own hole

Yall think Shawn is getting the dick? 21-25 are prime bottoming years for the twinks

I’ll bet John has tried to talk Alec and Shawn into a threesome.

R554 Shawn would be curled up in the corner freaking out while John and Alec got it on.

Shawn's ass is one of his best features so it's surprising that Calvin Klein didn't show it off.

r555 Shawn would be hate jerking the whole time, with tears flowing.

^^^ So in this scenario in what order and how would they each cum?

John would meet Shawn's eyes as he fucked Alec, and Shawn would shame cum like it was the first time.

And the whole time Shawn would be talking to himself, saying "I'm not gay" over and over.

That seems like a strangely erotic porn scenario that I've never seen before. One of the major studios ought to get on producing a film based on this concept pronto.

r561 Kinda like cuck porn but with a side of self hatred/ internalized homophobia?

John would make sure to angle it so that Shawn could see the cock going in balls deep each time. Alec, for his part would be getting off hugely from the fact that Shawn kept looking at Alec's own cock as John drilled him

At the gym today!

John would invite them both into his bedroom. Alec would let himself be led in, with John's arm around his shoulder, giving him an older man's reassurance. Shawn would hesitate, waiting until they were both inside, then he'd follow in stops and starts. his hand kneading his crotch, fighting his desires. He lets out a whimper when he sees John slowly undressing Alec...

^^ Then he sees Alec's enormous cock and just breaks down.

Alec showing off his cock

These twinks are literally dickmatized by John Mayer.

R567 Wow, he needs both hands for that cock!

R568 I'm guessing Mayer could get his cock sucked by young talent regularly if he wanted.

You old gays are obsessed with having sex with young men, this thread is creepy as fuck.

R571 Exits are clearly marked - byyeeeee.

Keep going with the gay fan fic, it’s just getting exciting and definitely makes this thread more interesting.

R573 We should have Shawn get Gronked next, since Gronk is all about deflowering closet cases.

You need to start a new thread for your creative writings, this is kinda annoying not gonna lie, most people come here for news on SM not for gay fanfics about random people, if there's no news about SM leave the thread quiet imo, this is distracting as fuck.

r575 = fangirl

I'm a big believer in the power of the block. If only there was one in RL.

It seems that Shawn Mendes' team is trying out different beards to see which one is more believable. Spoiler alert: none of them are.

Is this JM tweaking Alec?

r580 He seems really distracted by something.

Gonna see my boo Alessia on tour in a week 😍 Buy tickets to our bearding show!

Only if you show your big bubble butt.

R579 From the sleeve it looks like Alec's own hand. JM is busy below the shot sucking Alec's cock and marveling how much bigger it is than Shawn's.

R578: Halsey is not that stupid. First, she is way more successful than him right now (and one can say the same about Camila), she was accused of bi erasure, she was bi proud when she was on tumblr but once her mainstream career started that seemed to vanish, and bearding for a closet case is the worst thing she can do right now.

Nor Halsey neither Camila need fake relationships for attention, they are doing perfectly fine without that

Halsey is into white thug rappers. Dating a femme like Shawn has zero believability.

[quote]white thug rappers.

R587 Elsewhere, Rob Van Winkle puts his head repeatedly through some drywall.

r575 Lol who the fuck come to the DL for actual news about him? I think we stopped taking him seriously since november (?) or whenever the RS interview was released.

There's thousand of Twitter and IG update accounts if you want to keep up with him anyway.

Is he dropping some hints??

Seeing as how it’s Pride Month, I doubt it.

I’m thinking the café he’s in only has rainbow cookies for pride.

I hope he won't go all "straight" ally and celebrate pride month after all he said on interviews

Thought Halsey was off the market, R578?

R593 Then this is yet another embarrassing attempt by his team to make him appear straight that failed miserably. It actually makes him look even gayer than he already does.

I started the next thread already. You can go to it here.

Actually, it's not that early. There's just four posts left which I will fill for closure.

It's sad that Datalounge won't allow more than 600 posts in a thread anymore. It would be easier to deal with than closing every thread and starting a new one once a month.

Though admittedly it is fun to name all of the threads with goofy titles each time we start a new one. Some of them, like the Fem(inist) and Beta Blockers ones were really funny.

Wouldn't you agree, Alec Benjamin?

Shawn is up to three fingers.

I would. I love you bitches so much. I definitely posts pictures on my Instagram to pander to you. :)

I think they want Shawn to be “in a relationship” with a woman, but then come out as “fluid”... kind of like Brenden Urie.