Shawn Mendes is NOT a Fem(inist) (Part 28)

Previous thread. Forgot to post this sooner in the last one.

Alec's face looks like it was smashed in with a shovel.

Does this little bitch really think he's going to upstage me?

A bitch? Never!

R2: What a bitchy comment. I would be funny if Shawn end losing it and saying something like that in public (he probably says worst thing in private)

R2 Well, Shawn, I have your man, your "girlfriend," James Corden, many of your collaborators and many of your fans. Soon, I'll have the spotlight while you....end up like my friend in "Death of a Hero." Tragic, but I'll be the one who has the last laugh. I'll tell John you said hi. He's mine now. :)

It seems like he's having these bitchy outbursts r3 way too often now

R6, I blame the scarf, it turns me into a DIVA!

Shawn actually did tell someone to shut up.

Forgive me for my self hate and homophobia

Flashing your bulge won’t get the gays on your side, Shawn. You need to show hole.

What bulge ? I see nothing.

Seems fair, R10, I'll work on leaking my nudes.

"I dunno, honey".

Shawn should start doing Q&A videos on Youtube where he cuntily answers annoying fan questions while his staff nervously waits on him.

R2 Alec, baby, come back to bed. You know I don't sleep well unless you are close. Besides, I have some more RAW meat for you. I'll go easy. I know you are probably a little sore after last night.

R3 That fan account has some real gems. Shawn's plan when he ends his tour is not to get into the studio and record a much needed hit. It's to go home and get fat.

Shawn's security guard is a liar.

Shawn has quite a sadistic sense of humor.

Shawn is afraid to use his potty mouth publicly, even though he definitely throws around a ton of "fucks" and "shits" in private.

I'm a big bitch

I wonder how many gays would forgive Shawn if it turned out that he was hung.

R21 I don't think we need to worry about that judging by r9 ...

R19, Shawn swears a lot.

Here's a compilation video:

R21: He is obviously not hung, but that doesn't have anything to do with forgiveness, i think people will forgive him just stopping being such low key homophobe. Unfortunately he doesn't seem the nice guy once was (or at leas portrayed with conviction). He is more a low rent Justin Bieber version, at least JB owned being a douche

He’s gay right?

Really r11? You honestly don’t see anything?

I do.

r26 Seems like you're the only one

Perhaps Shawn is a mighty grower, with the right attention to his bussy.

Shawn Mendes is the poor man's Justin Bieber.

Whew, damn you guys are harsh on me

Aww, ease up on the poor guy. He's so uptight and repressed that he'll never know the sweet sticky joy and Alec and I have together.

r31 You're kind of a slut though, John...

R32 What can I say, music inspires me.

Especially music done by hot men.

God, I’ve heard Shawn on the radio several times today. Evidently, his popularity hasn’t totally waned yet. It’s amazing that he ever got famous in the first place considering how horrible his singing voice is. Good looks can’t be seen on the radio.

It's obvious that Alec is not the only one who wants Shawn's throne. This guy was luckier than Alec with his label and they push his song to radio (it's on the verge of the top 30 on pop right now) unfortunately for him, sales didn't look well (maybe when the song have more exposure). The video is very hetero (lately young artist use a bit of diversity)

Honestly never heard of him r35

Me neither.

Shawn needs a hit for his next album otherwise he'll start declining, his demo is very fickle.

I think he is a new artist. I don't follow the top 40 charts like i used to, so i heard of him today for the first time, he was a sure shot on American top forty (or what they call now the songs on the verge to enter on the chart).

The song is at 33 on the pop chart right now. The video is quite new, so he is a new artist and they are starting to promote him. By the way 33 on pop is higher than Shawn's two first singles (of course Life of the party sold very well and it was the label that messed the promotion of the song).

I still thing Lay me down slowly could have been a decent hit if the label promote Alec the right way.

I think will see more and more new male young singers. Shawn should start to move to adult audiences, and teens always want new artist to adore

Can you imagine adult Shawn singing about having sex with a woman ? He'll either out himself trying to do it or we're all gonna cringe to death.

That's one of the problems of his lyrics. Treat you better is an all knight in white armour rescuing the girl (some of the lyrics are even problematic) and it doesn't sound believable at all

His career reminds me of Bruno Mars...started as the mild mannered gentleman singing cute love songs. Except Shawn should come out and make hits you can twerk to

Partying with the bros last night. And look, he's talking to a girl!

He still doesnt have a gf, I remember young 16 yo Justin Bieber chasing after girls, I think it was around that time he and Selena started fucking.

Well, Bruno was way more successful from the beginning. And it was all very planned, he had two very successful collaborations before releasing his first single (that only happened with Sam Smith, but in Sam's case is was not that planned and he had three songs at the same time on the charts, and when you are a newbie that is not that good idea, even if it all went well for him).

And of course Bruno is a very good vocalist and a fantastic performer. I never followed his interviews but i doubt he is as bad as Shawn at answering questions.

The problem with Shawn is that everything is very fake, he wants to project an image and he fails because that has nothing to do with himself

Didn't really take these threads seriously, DL thinks everyone's gay. Then I listened to some of the audio on this thread. MARY!

R44, it's certainly puzzling that a famous, wealthy, good looking 20-year old singer with millions of adoring females can't find a girlfriend.

I wonder what the reason for that could be?

I play such a believable hetero leading man! Oscar pleaseeee 👸🏻

I remember hearing him for the first time when he released Life of the party. That song was number one on itunes but i didn't heard his name. Then i discover he was a Vine start. About the same time something happened with Troye Sivan (in that case youtube star). Curiously i find quite interesting debut songs because it was not what you expect from teenagers (of course Shawn second single was exactly what you expect from a teen singer).

I didn't think anything at all that time, in fact i didn't thought he was gay till the famous Beyonce is my favourites superhero because she is amaaaazing video (that couldn't be more gayer even if you put an unicorn and a rainbow in it)

Troye Sivan, talk about another bland talentless young man, at least Troye is openly gay.

R50: I said it once, and i said it again, Troye's music is way more interesting and a lot less commercial than Shawn's. I know some people disagree but i don't care (and he can't be that bad if Adele and Sam Smith like him that much)

Daddy Cez is on vacation with another Daddy....I guess he is not into my bussy 💔

Do you think I'm pretty? Tell me nice things, I'm sad 💔

Show your ass please, Shawn.

Then the gays will warm to you again.

No ass pics for now, but do you like my curls R54? I got a new soft wave hair spray!

At the Raptors game in Toronto

So butch!

Is he sitting with his straight bros at R56?

r59 Obviously, since he's a straight bro himself, didn't you know?...

He likes sports. He's so masc.

Not there for the game, there for the hot guys!!!!!!!!! Gonna bro out all night long!

R58, GRAMMY NOMINATED....I came.

*princess wave*

He's doing SNL next week.

Is he just performing a song, or is he participating in a sketch?

If they make a gay joke he's gonna pass out.

The two fingers I use to finger myself!

Shawn, your hair is LAYED and your lips are such a beautiful shade of pink. Surely some of those Toronto ballers will be after your bussy tonight (which I'm sure is also the same lovely shade of pink)

My tongue is the same shade too, R68. You are so kind 😋

What on earth is he doing at R69?

When your friends try to make you suck dick....

With all those straight bro friends, surely Shawn has sucked some D by now.

r72 He probably gets drunk and "passes out" then lets them drag him into a bedroom where they take turns with him.

R73 Hey, he's out cold. I'm bored, let's fuck him! Biggest dick goes first!

No homo.

Shawn's looks are definitely starting to fade. He looks terrible in R56 with the bags under his eyes and his strange, bony structure. Makes me think that some of his beauty comes from photoshop. Also, most of the bros in the replies in the tweet at R57 have no idea who he is and are being scolded by Shawn's stupid frau fans for it. Justin Bieber level ubiquitous he is not.

He has a very niche audience, and he needs to reach a new one if he wants to have a long career.

Some singers had it easy (Adele, Sam Smith, Bruno Mars, Ed Sheeran) because they had a very wide range of ages between their fans from the beginning. Shawn is in Justin Bieber situation, Justin was able to do it (to surprise of almost everybody), Miley Cyrus did it too (with ups and downs). Other problem is that his audience is not only very young but very femenine too

Or he can just get a sugar daddy.

R77 That would require that Shawn maintain his looks which are already starting to fade at just 20. If he tries to marry at 23 or 24 like Tom Daley did, then he might not be attractive enough for a sugar daddy to wed him by the time he comes out of the closet. Likely, he’d wait even longer than that and by then it’ll be far too late. Shawn is fucked long term.

r78 He'd be another Colton Haynes then

Denial-inception lmao

R79 That's exactly who I was thinking of and we all know what happened to him.

^^ Poor Colty - no amount of D in the A is gonna help him now.

Well, as long as Ryan Murphy and Greg Berlanti are around Colty will still get some work.

But yeah, Colty's looks really have faded with age

R84 I'm sure he still bottoms well.

Maybe Ryan Murphy can help Shawn start an acting career.

From singing to acting would be considered a downgrade.

He'll end up as a judge on some lame talent show. A few years down the road he'll try to get his crow's feet fixed and look like some carnival attraction.

He'll be judging Canadian Idol in a few years.

R89 Canadian Idol hasn't been on the air in 11 years. More than likely, once Shawn develops and then kicks a drug habit, he'll be on a reality show about his recovery from said drug addiction or he'll do one of those stupid home flipping shows on HGTV.

R78, why would Shawn need a sugar daddy? He has millions of his own.

R91 Eldergays dreaming.

R90 He can become Vanilla Ice's partner, after having read about the man's legendary cock.

Why is Shawn such an ass? Ariana has 10x the pressure on her and she sees to handle it a lot better, maybe it's from her Nicalodian training. I was attracted to him, but is personality is a turn-off, so I only see a jerk.

Also, if he is writing his own song his ass needs to STOP. I haven't liked a song from his since 'Stitches'. He needs to come off of his high hours and call up the king himself, Max Martin. Max made Britney, NSYNC, Taylor's 1989 and Katy's Teenage Dream hitmakers. Call, beg, suck, whatever you need to do to get the king to bless you with a hit. Or, go back to Canada to get fat and push out another forgettable album.

I always thought Stitches was lowkey about a gay boy bottoming for the first time.

All I know is that he is destroying his career.

R79: Colton looks pretty bad lately, but first, he always was way more handsome than Shawn, and his looks faded recently.

Shawn has the boyish looks that only a few time translate into and atractive grown man

Shawn is only 20, I don't think he's losing his looks yet.

That's the least of his problems.

His bigger challenge is how to address the ongoing absence of a girlfriend, as well as his unpleasant personality outbursts.

R87: No if you are a good actor. Acting generally last long than singing, unfortunately Shawn can't act. He was unable to pretend he was interested in Hailey Baldwin not even for a hot minute

[quote]I always thought Stitches was lowkey about a gay boy bottoming for the first time.

Maybe Troye Sivan gave him the suggestion?

...and In My Blood is about HIV.

I thought that I've been hurt before

But no one's ever left me quite this sore

Shawn doesn't write most of his songs.

Only proper way to announce new music coming out. I'd expect nothing less from Shawn from now on

Mmm, c'mere you naughty young man.

R91

[quote] why would Shawn need a sugar daddy? He has millions of his own.

Because Shawn doesn’t make as much money as people think factoring in costs for security and throwing parties for his bro friends. Streaming doesn’t make nearly as much money as album sales and Shawn has never sold a pure million which means he has a lot less money to play with than other people with his level of fame. Also, Shawn is definitely going to blow through that cash, especially after his inevitable meltdown.

R93 Lol, Shawn seems thirsty enough, plus he loves daddies.

R94 There’s no way Shawn’s label is going to pony up the money for Max Martin to produce his next album. That would easily cost $2 Million and they’ve never been known to splurge for him. Also, Max has to want to work with these artists as he gets to choose due to his high status and demand. He may not see any value in working with a closeted twink with no talent.

r106 they should find the money and get Shawn some dance lessons bc he will never be John Mayer.

R106 Delusional eldergay.

R108 Literally the exact opposite of an elder gay, but whatever.

R106 Artists make their money more on touring than album sales.

The point is, Shawn doesn't need a sugar daddy.

Sugar daddies are for twinks with no income and no prospects who spend their days getting pretty until their daddy comes home.

That does not describe a successful, wealthy singer.

Lowest estimate puts Shawn at 10 million net worth, highest at 40 million, he doesnt need sugar daddies and he's too full of himself to end up with an ugly old man.

R110 R112 Britney Spears was worth almost $100 million before her meltdown and yet she still managed to nearly blow through it all. Shawn has a lot less than that so the idea of him being able to sustain it and not needing a sugar daddy to help keep up a standard of living he’s used to is delusional.

R113 Delusional, if anything Shawn Mendes will become a sugar daddy himself in the future when he's old and ugly.

These threads sure take some weird detours.

Stupid troll with sugar daddy fetish, nothing pisses them off more than a young good looking man with a lot of money.

[quote] Shawn's looks are definitely starting to fade. He looks terrible in [R56] with the bags under his eyes and his strange, bony structure. Makes me think that some of his beauty comes from photoshop

C'mon now, the guy looks great, his looks are the one thing he has on his favour really. This was taken today, I don't see any bags under the eyes and he's as rosy cheeked as ever, and is a fan photo so no photoshop

Thank you, R117. I look fab and my nipples are always hard....winning!

R118 You need to face the other way if he's going to use that finger on you, hun

I wonder if the mascot will fuck me....my virgin hole craves company.

R120 Take your clothes off and hang out in the lockers. I'm sure someone will fill that bussy for you.

[Quote] I don't see any bags under the eyes

You don't? Then you must be blind.

R122, you are an extremely negative and bitter person, dude. Watch yourself

R123 If you don’t like the honesty, Shawn frau, then why are you here? The point of pointless bitchery is to be bitchy. What part of that don’t you get?

r122 He's smiling, of course he'd have wrinkles and "bags". I agree with r123 You're being ridiculous now

You R122 sound jealous.

Jesus Christ, when did Shawn’s fraus start infilitrating these threads?

Decided to block the fraus saying it’s ridiculous and a sign of jealousy to point out that Shawn has bags under his eyes and is losing his looks. Surprise, surprise it’s literally just two of them who are trolling to defend closeted Shawn and bash openly gay Troye Sivan. Pathetic.

The one thing Shawn has is good looks, he wouldnt have 28 threads here solely based on his talent. Anyone trying to deny that just sounds ridiculous.

Not everyone who doesn't agree with your opinions is a frau or a troll... r128 Specially when you're trying to prove he has bags in 2 pictures where he's smiling, ffs even kids have bags when they smile

R130 Dont bother arguing with him, he sounds old and bitter as fuck. He's doing us a favor by blocking us.

r131 I know! He'd have to block pretty much everyone in this thread because the one thing we all can agree on is that Shawn's looks is the best about him.

I didn't bother to confirm, but I'm sure this is the same poster who was trying to argue Shawn will need a sugar daddy in the future lol, probably just a bitter eldergay that's mad because people here told him that's unlikely and his fantasies were shattered

I've seen at least one Troye fangirl who says he's trolling when he says he's gay.

R130 Not everyone has to agree with me, but there’s a difference between a disagreement and trolling. The people whose posts I blocked are 100% trolling not only to defend closeted Shawn, but supposedly “straight pussyhound” Justin Bieber. Finally figured out that they are the same person and will literally go to bat for any closet case celebrity. It’s absurd and I’m not a ridiculous, jealous hater for calling it out.

You sound deranged and with a lot of free time on your hands

Just confirmed, R134 is the troll that claimed Shawn Mendes will need a sugar daddy in the future lol. He sounds pathetic as fuck.

r136 Ha I knew it!

Just FYI R136 and R137 are the same fraus who are defending Shawn despite his apparent fading looks. If you block them, you'll mostly see posts that popped up recently disappear, except for a notable exchange a thread or two back where one of them claims that Justin Bieber is a straight pussy hound. They are not the majority of posters here despite their protestations to the contrary.

R138 Please keep us blocked.

I never defended any of his homophobic antics or anything like that and I'm one of the first to say these threads are just a joke to get a laugh out of him, but claiming his looks are fading (at 20 years old!) is just insane and petty.

Anyway yeah, good thing you block me so I don't have to speak to you ever again

Just so people are aware of what kind of frau or trolls we are dealing with here, this is from one of them (can't differentiate between the two) in the last thread.

[Quote] you are just on here calling him out because he's Shawn Mendes - he's young beautiful and talented and you aren't!

[bold] young beautiful and talented [/bold]

Yes, this definitely doesn't sound like one of his frau fans. Nope, no sir......

Agreed, R140.

Obviously Shawn is attractive or he wouldn't have so many threads on DL, or a 300-page thread at LPSG and threads on other gay forums like FM Forums.

The only reason he has so many fangirls and gay fans is because he is attractive. That is why so many of his fans overlook his homophobic outbursts.

Oh my god, the point seems to be lost on too many people (except for the trolls, who are purposely misrepresenting it). No one is saying that Shawn wasn't attractive, but it is undeniable that his looks are already beginning to fade. I never said that his looks are deteriorating at a rapid rate, but all one has to do is look at a picture from two or three years ago to now and you'll plainly see he has lost his luster. His eyes are getting baggy, he has a prominent widow's peak and his obsessive need to be super thin has already created a bony facial structure that will get worse looking as he gets older. It will take another year or two of heavy drinking and drug use before you plainly see it, but I'm already noticing the first signs and they will become more prominent as the year goes on. Mark my words.

His eyes are getting baggy, he has a prominent widow's peak and his obsessive need to be super thin has already created a bony facial structure that will get worse looking as he gets older

Mental health is a serious issue, dont overlook that kids, otherwise you could end up like this. So embarrassing.

I've been reading these Shawn threads since he was 17, and even then there were guys on here saying his looks were fading.

It's not healthy living in the closet.

Every good looking celebrity gets criticized on DL and told his looks are fading.

I bet if Shawn was average looking people would be dick riding him so hard, but god forbid a man is young and good looking...

Alec Benjamin is cuter.

R149, Alec is less attractive, let's be honest.

But he does seem more comfortable with himself.

R149, and he’s always presenting hole so you know he doesn’t have hang ups like Shawn does.

I thought you had us blocked r141, the point is to not have to read what we say anymore, why would you go looking for our posts then? you obsessive twat. But whatever, I guess I'm a frau now if you say so (what should I do with my cock though?!) and because you're clearly off your head I'd just agree with everything you say, so I don't have to read your crazy rants anymore.

Shawn is so ugly it hurts and looks 40, you, on the other hand, are an Adonis I'm sure.

Here he is, with his fading looks and 50 year old looking body in the gym today in Toronto btw

He needs Noah Centineo in his life. Around the same age and same height. Could be good bros.

R153, are you hoping that Shawn will leak a jerk off video like Noah did?

Will Shawn post and then take down a photo of him kissing a friend like Noah?

Shawn would probably think that's too gay, R155.

R151 He has a great sense of fun - and balance.

I remember Shawn followed Noah on Insta a while ago, and then unfollowed after like 2 days because Noah didn't follow back lol

R158 Shawn probably saw his nudes and wanted that big dick but then had a panic attack about it a few days later

r159 I think it was because update accounts all over SM started posting about it and, not even joking, I think he actually "panicked" because of all the attention it draw.

Shawn was probably worried that he'd try to jump on that dick.

Do you think Shawn watched Noah's jerk off video?

^^Does a bear make doodies in the woods?

Aw, HELL yeah!

Well, we don't know for sure -- we can only speculate.

What might give us a better idea is the date that Shawn followed Noah. Was it the same week that his jerk off video leaked?

r162. He's watched it 150 times. Today.

r164 Nah, IIRC it was around the time that movie with him was released on Netflix

Ready to win you back, DL!

When do the next wave of Calvin Klein pics get released?

Hopefully not the ones of Shawn in CK's lap.

I'd like to see Alec do a CK ad

He's still a homophobic cunt.

I've noticed that the number of Shawn posts has really dropped lately.

It was probably one guy and he either got banned or went to jail.

r172 Well, we've said it before, he's fucking boring that's why. Only time these threads are more active is when we talk about other topics or people.

He's releasing a song tonight I think, so maybe we'd have something to discuss.

R172 That's because everyone is sick of the homophobic asshole.

R170 He'd be playful, sexy, and not taking himself so seriously.

Shawn's CK ads are the opposite of playful. He looks really defensive in them.

Only 4 hours to go for my new song. Who is excited?

Nobody here at least.

What if I showed you my hole, R179?

I'm a bottom, I dont really care for your hole.

Ugh whatever, R181

Who is watching me on Saturday?

R181, most gays are interested in seeing celebrity hole, whether tops or bottoms.

Will Shawn come out on live tv

R184 I'm not most gays.

Unconsciously perhaps, R185.

First platinum plaque for Alec and it's in Canada lol

I will come out with a new song, R185

For the troll that said my looks are fading.

OMG that troll was hilarious, I never laughed so much, his jealousy was so transparent I felt bad for him.

R188, I wonder why Canada likes Alec?

R192 Maybe they did the wholesome nonthreatening type.

I know this is not the place, but since we're always talking about him here, this Billboard article about Alec is really interesting.

"Alec Benjamin Is Rising 'Slowly,' But Surely"

(Some important bits)

[quote] "Recently, I haven't been that inspired," the 24-year-old frowns. “I’m a little burnt out.” (...) the rising singer knows that sharing such details is the difference between an observer mistaking him for yet another cute singer-songwriter fellow with one radio hit, and for them to recognize him as a truly exceptional artist.

[quote] Miles Beard, vp of A&R at Artist Publishing Group who signed Benjamin to Atlantic, also saw the music video for "I Built a Friend" -- which Benjamin made himself with no budget -- and was blown away by his resourcefulness and creativity. " (...) "As a songwriter, he’s always saying things in a new way,” Beard says. “His voice is innocent and pure and sweet, but he's singing about intense [subjects]. That dichotomy pulls you out of your seat.

[quote] Beard then helped bring in manager Justin Lubliner (who signed Billie Eilish to his Interscope imprint Darkroom Records), and together, APG, Darkroom and Atlantic have been working to break Benjamin. Beard cites Eilish as a template, explaining that the group is currently focused on building Benjamin as a real touring act as his shows become “exponentially crazier.”

Aww thanks Niall <3

Alec is too comfortable with himself. Fans like it better when singers wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night because somebody on social media might have said something.

R196 He's not edgy and assholish enough.

I stopped supporting Alec when I found out he doesn't surround himself with a lot of str8 fratbros.

R198 Speaking of straight frat bros......

What happens when they get behind closed doors stays there.

I forgot this is coming up soon too

He has the biggest gay face I swear

Video premiere in 2 hours + live chat!

Do you think I'll be acting straight and kissing a girl in the new Music Video?

Armpit porn for my DL fans.

Shawn’s got more ass than that girl.

That video is gonna be supre cringe. Kinda like when I watch old music videos of Ricky Martin singing about women.

Throwback to giving James Marsden a piggyback ride

Is that cap of him at R206 lying in bed next to the girl from his new video?

r210 Yes.

"kristina cocoli will be playing the lead female role in the #IfICantHaveYou music video!"

More images

It does look cringy af r208

I guess Shawn got his wish of finally being seen with a girl.

His face is looking extra gay R213

It looks like his team is working hard to promote his heterosexual stud image:

I actually like his clothes R216, it's kinda sexy.

Ew why the girl. No one wants to see that..gays and the girls at least.

r218 Some of his fangirls love to draw him with girls/ gfs so I guess they want to see that

Would those fangirls dump him if he came out ? Is that why he's having cold sweats in the middle of the night ?

The fangirls need a surrogate to see getting with him. Hopefully it won't as creepy as Jesse McCartney in the video for "Leavin'". He was coming on to what looked like a barely-legal girl and came across as rather pervy.

[quote] Would those fangirls dump him if he came out ?

Probably, he'd gain new ones though

[quote] Is that why he's having cold sweats in the middle of the night ?

That and his own self hate

So what do you think?

I don't hate it

I love pussy!

Look at me in bed with a girl!

Ohh a wife beater, so manly

ummmm yeah faster baby!!!!

Gus Kenworthy liked the new pic of Shawn in the wife beater.

I guess he does have a thing for Shawn.

For you, R226

Well, they succeeded in putting Shawn in bed with a girl.

Cute.

Meh

Caption contest! "What am I supposed to do with THAT?"

Why does everyone forget that the quote in the RS interview was "someone like a girl" and not "like a girl"? It makes a big difference.

R228 He has something rather thick for Shawn.

Singing with JM was "the best thing that has happened to him in his career"

R236 Nice that he stills praises JM, but Alec is clearly his favorite now.

r237 He (JM) still likes all of his posts, and last night even liked Teddy Geiger's and Shawn's posts about his new song, so the love, or at least the support, is still there. I just think he probably gets along better with Alec because they have a similar sense of humour and he's not afraid of openly express his love/admiration to him (directly I mean)

It's cute that he chose singing with Mayer as the best thing that has happened to him over other things, like getting nominated for a grammy, though

Notice the girl has her back turned to him. She knows what's going on.

Listening to this new song right now; sounds like everything else he's released but hey, it works for him.

Super sad that this guy is smoking weed and taking anxiety meds just to cope with being in the closet. I sadly predict that he'll become an addict as his fame grows.

Why would Shawn coming out even turn away these fangirls? Do you know how many straight men us homos stay devoted to? These girls should get over themselves; they weren't going to have Shawn anyway.

R242 Is usually the very young ones that have that kind of mentality. And as we could see with that post about the year of birth of his fans, he have fans as young as 11.

The older and not delusional ones would probably stick with him and he'd make new fans if he comes out too, from the LGBT community for example.

Song is okay, nothing special but not bad either.

It's not that bad, but it's so generic, same with the video. Not to mention the lyrics are probably manufactured as well since he didn't have a SO in how long? unless they're trying to make us believe is about Hailey Baldwin lol

Yeah, he could write a song about partying and being young, at least we've seen him do those things, but love songs, kinda forced.

Song is #9 on iTunes which is a really bad sign. Won't chart high in its first week on Billboard and if he isn't able to salvage the single or quickly put out a better one, he's done. Watch for the meltdown soon after that.

Taylor Billboard performance is taking all the media right now.

Shawn is starting to project a convincingly het image. When was the last time Alec Benjamin was seen with someone like a girl?

[quote] Shawn is starting to project a convincingly het image

Good joke

[quote] When was the last time Alec Benjamin was seen with someone like a girl?

He did something much better and actually featured straight and gay couples on his last music video

[quote]he have fans as young as 11.

Oh, dear!

[quote]he'd make new fans if he comes out too, from the LGBT community for example.

We don’t want him. He’s said some very homophobic things.

r253 At least it'd be some kind of explanation for that, internalized homophobia, struggle to accept himself, etc. instead of just being plain homophobic, in the case he's actually straight.

Shawn thinking about someone like a girl

Absolutely, the moment he comes out the gay community will immediately forget his past transgressions.

Wow it lost the number one on itunes pretty fast. This won't enter in the top 10 in the first week for sure (right now it's barely at 70% of Logic ft Eminem)

Shawn sent his cassette and cassette player to JM . From JM's stories:

He sounds awful on cassette lol. It seems like Mayer liked it though because all of his stories are about this song

Honey thats not me, R259

Cruising at the bar.

R256 Yes, everyone will be praising his courage and crying over how he's suffered.

Why is nobody talking about my body?

If anything his body is the only highlight of his career at this point.

I suppose the song will get a good push at radio (at least at first) but the first day numbers are dissapointing, it's not only that Logic is doing way better it's the fact that he is not much ahead of Taylor Swift (and probably she'll pass him in the following days).

It will depend of the staying power of the song, but the first day impact is lower than other times (he always did very well on the first days on itunes with every release, even when he was a nobody Life of the party dominated the itunes chart for a while)

R264, his ass is one of his best features.

He does PreP commercials now.

Sent Matty my “iconic underpants”, are you jelly DL? 😏

Underpants?

Doesn't Shawn realize that term is outdated?

They're called underwear today by most young men.

Don’t all str8 bros send their bros their used underwear?

Am I doing something wrong?

My body, my choice 💁🏻‍♂️

Gurl it should have been MALUMA next to Shawn in that fuckin bed, after he got done wearing that hole OUT! They need to make a hit

Out of topic, but John Mayer is going to have gay rapper Lil Nas X as his guest on his next show 👀

Ay papi, got hard just thinking about it R272. Maluma, CALL ME!!

Maluma collaborated with Madonna, he's forever tainted now

Maluma and Shawn ? But who's gonna top ?

Is tomorrow Shawn's appearance on Saturday Night Live?

Yes, R277.

R65 Shawn is probably just performing. Adam Sandler is hosting so most of the sketches will probably focus on him.

It's too bad if Shawn is only singing and not doing any sketches.

It would have given us more to talk about.

Shawn Mendes Talks Being on SNL for the Second Time & Hopes to Snap a Selfie with Adam Sandler

Maybe Sandler and Shawn will do a Canteen Boy sketch together.

That would be funny but I don't think that sketch would be done now as it is not PC.

Michael Turchin (Lance Bass' husband) liked Shawn's new image of him in bed:

They should bring back the A&F skit, with Shawn as the hapless new employee getting gayed up.

Or any skit where Shawn makes out with Mikey Day.

Shawn's lust for Colin Jost's perfect whiteness will drive him mad.

Will Shawn ride Pete Davidson’s big dick after the show?

R287 Pete's huge cock would cause Shawn to pass out from extreme pleasure.

Shawn's body is bangin

R285 LMAO as if he'd agree to do that

He's excited.

Her panties are moist!

Rumored man kissing by Shawn on SNL skit.

It's getting hot in here.

linky done gone stinky

r294 I just don't think he's pulling off sexy, he's cute, but it's awkward af. Perhaps because he's gay he can't pull off straight macho man.

Shawn ripping off his shirt in that new clip at R294 proves that his team knows it's his body that is his appeal and not his singing talents.

r297 Yea and even then it's like ehh is that it? Dude needs a better trainer to kick his ass.

He doesn't need to become a muscle queen. Iis just that his playing straight is boring. He should learn how to twerk or something

[quote]Perhaps because he's gay he can't pull off straight macho man.

Why do you assume I'm gay?

r300 I feel like this was peak Shawn, he's already starting to lose his looks.

Do you like my muscular arms, bitches?

Shawn sure loves showing off is lovely bare feet in his videos. One of the reasons I like him

R273: Since when Lil Nas is gay. Given that his song is everywhere right now i suppose i would heard about him being gay and i didn't

Shawn is recovering on itunes, but by the time he reach Logic, Lil Nas and Taylor Swift will be ahead of him

Alec will beat them all.

Not if his label keeps not promoting him the right way.

It's incredible that the single had so many weeks on the billboard hot 100 when they didn't any effort to push the song to radio

r304 Tldr: he used to be a Nicki Minaj stan with a popular Twitter acc. (@nasmaraj) where he was openly gay. When he got famous for that one song he didn't mention it but people found out anyway and now he's being a dick about the whole thing tbh. He's trying to deny it but everyone knows lol

I kinda want to see lil nas nudes, skinny tall guys are always packing.

Shawn's fan girls are thinking this song is about Camila Cabello. I guess Shawn succeeded in making people (at least his teen fans) believe he's straight.

Come on, his teen fans defended his heterosexuality from the beginning, but of course they defended it because he was very offended for the gay rumours since the beginning. Fans always believe what their idols say

You'd think the fangirls would ask themselves why there are so few pics of Shawn with anyone like a girl that they have to draw those pics themselves.

No, r311, because they all envision themselves with him, so they don’t want to see him with someone like a girl either.

Fangirls won't believe Shawn isn't straight (and waiting for them specificially) short of seeing a dick in his mouth.

Probably not even then.

Breaking records, what a skinny legend!

Lol just check this page, is full of manips of him with basically every female celebrity. Some are horribly done like this one, others a bit better, but all veeery cringy.

I'm being seen with girls!

SNL tonight!

Tell me I'm not pretty, I dare you.

So how did the SNL appearance go?

Anybody watch it?

I cried, the Farley tribute just broke me...I'm spent.

Just your average bro

SNL

SNL

So he did participate in some of the sketches then?

At first it sounded like it was only going to be a musical performance.

Just one, R324. Performed "If I can't have you" and "in my blood"

With the bros

With Antoni

Queer?

He creeps me out, and his voice is ugly.

He's brotastic

R327/R328, Antoni was at SNL tonight?

Just saying hi, R331

R320 The Farley tribute was perfection & yes I teared up! I do have to say I am always super critical of the way the music acts sound on the show vers the way they sound on the album. Shawn is one of the few that sounds exactly the same.

Did Antoni go to SNL because he knew Shawn would be there?

Shawn got skinnier R332

Antoni just wants tips on how to be a real underwear model.... Hanes ain't paying the bills.

Some people say Antoni looks like JM (although a lot shorter) , so he can definitely be his type

Antoni already has a boyfriend, Shawn.

^ He could do better tbh

Dontcha wish you were plastic just like me??

Trace is repulsive.

If I Can't Have You

R328 Hair on point. I only saw the first performance. Couldn't be bothered with the last one and was trying to avoid Sandler. He looks like Pete Davidson in that get up he wore for the skit.

Antoni eyebags are really horrible, he needs to fix that.

Why is he recording old Yvonne Elliman songs?

R343, Sandler is a Republican, I believe. So that's a turnoff for me.

In my blood

[quote]Trace is repulsive.

How so?

For such a "bro", Shawn sure seems to know who Antoni is and he even complimented his hair if I heard right. I wonder if he ever watched Queer Eye

"In My Butt" singer looks thinner.

Yeah, R349.

Although Antoni is Canadian and was at a Pride event last year with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, so maybe Shawn saw that.

I wonder if Antoni would go for someone so young.

I notice that Alec Benjamin posted a good luck message to Shawn on IG today.

Is Alec teasing Shawn?

R353 I don't think so, he seems like a genuinely nice dude

R354 Yes, I'm sure the RL versions aren't out to get one another like the DL versions.

Good that he broke the youtube views record because in sales he won't be even close. Number 3 right now, and Taylor will be ahead of him in a couple of days (mayb faster)

And i find fascinating that Lil Nas is gay, the guy is having a big hit with a song that combines probably the two most homophobic genres

R357, you’re stuck in 2003 over generalizations, dude.

R358: Yes, because there are plenty of rappers and country singers that are openly gay, sure

R358: I'm pretty sure that an openly gay country singer will receive a lot of airplay in country radio, dude, but curiously Little big town received a lot of backlash on radio when they released Girl crush (a song about jealousy, unfortunately some country listeners were dumb enought to think it was a lesbian song), and that was not in 2003

Poor Shawn is going to start panicking again if he reads the comments in this lmao

You seem to want him to receive distressing comments. Not cool

R362 ??? That's not even his post anyway

R362, don't you think you're overreacting?

Shawn is the one that has been a drama queen in his interviews by saying he's worried about people making comments about him online.

Some people here are naturally going to tease him about that.

One of the worst things about his interviews (worst for him) is the fact that he gave his haters amunition to hurt him.

One thing is that you are so stupid to think that denying gay rumours is useful (gay rumours end vanishing when the celebrity is really straight) and other very different is showing how hurt you are when people make those comments about you.

His team is really pathetic, the way of deal with gay rumours is never endorse the theme (unless you are directly questioned about it) and say that you are not gay but you are flattered about that attention. It doesn't matter if it makes you boil your blood, you lie, because in the end it's better for you.

But Shawn is not even coherent, because a lot of things he does seems made to fuel the rumours

Shawn is dumb, the more you act bothered the more people will pick on you, when you complain it means the teasing is working, kinda like midde school.

Ben Levine also posted a photo on his own IG.

Didn't realize he's only about 5 feet tall:

Several photos of Ben & Antoni with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau:

R365 is right.

I once heard a celebrity deflect gay rumors by saying, “No, I’m not gay. I don’t mind if people think I am, but I’m not. It would be like people saying I’m Japanese. I’m not Japanese, but I’m not offended if people say I am because it’s not insulting, just incorrect.”

SNL is the worst thing ever. I have no idea why you Americans love it so much. It’s fucking trash. Managed like 20 seconds of Shawn’s skit with AS but gave up.

Ben is a pocket gay

Indeed, R371.

The 6'2 Trudeau is towering over him.

Indeed, R371.

The 6'2 Trudeau is towering over him.

Indeed, [R371].

The 6'2 Trudeau is towering over him.

Wow, have I missed a lot this week. Gone overseas and come to find so much fuckery from Shawn, that I can't (and won't) possibly comment on it all. I'll make comments on the highlights (or low lights in some cases).

R301 Nice that finally someone agrees with me on this. Now most of the praise comes down to his body and that will go away too if Shawn takes more than a week off from the gym. It's only a matter of time before most of the other commenters here concur on this as well.

Ew on Shawn being nicey nice with Reichpublican Adam Sandler. Maybe it's his way of trying to shoo the gay rumors away. Taylor Lautner tried to do this too when he starred in a movie with Sandler. Also, that Pete Davidson look at R325 was creepy and made him look like a crackhead like the actual Pete Davidson.

Shawn's singing is atrocious as always.

I predict Shawn's song will hover in the lower top 20 this week and then rapidly fall for two or three weeks before it totally goes off the hot 100 chart all together. His frau fans can't savage the single with streaming and Youtube views do not count even though his tards like the one linked at R314 seem to suggest they do.

R353 We really have no idea whether it's genuine mutual admiration or Alec being passive aggressive with Shawn, though that comment reads like a subtler version of something that the Alec Benjamin troll would write to the Shawn Mendes troll. We do know they share a similar social circle and that Alec has poached talent from Shawn in the past. If you remember, that's what caused the feud between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. Shawn may not be sweating it now, but he will if Alec's star power rises.

R375 Ancient queen, US youtube views and US streaming counts towards Billboard HOT 100 ranking. Today most of music revenue comes from streaming, only older established artists sell records (Adele, Beyonce, Taylor) the rest rely mostly on streaming.

R376 Streaming will not be enough to salvage the single, especially not at the numbers his fraus are capable of.

R370 Me neither lol, I only watched the clips of his songs not even the sketch R375 I follow him, Alec always comments stuff like that to other artists I don't think he was being sarcastic, he don't look the type

Attending the Met Gala tomorrow. Maybe I should take this cutie as my date!

Ready to see me all campy?

While they were putting him the wig last night.

I bet some eldergays that thirst so much after him here won't stand him being on the phone that much irl

Put it in there, I dare you!

Lmao Bieber's comment

Justin Bieber is trying to get back in the game after not releasing music for almost 5 years, stupid, wasted his prime on meth and religion.

R384: And even with that i think he could pull a way bigger hit than Shawn without any problem

Why is Bieber making bitchy comments about Shawn?

Is there bad blood between them?

Some people on straight mainstream media made a comment on the fact that Shawn Mendes replaced Justin Bieber for straight teen girls so Biebs is now planning a comeback with new music.

It looks like friendly banter but I think Shawn hasnt really responded yet, so maybe he doesnt like or just doesnt care enough.

Shawn is not getting even a 10% of Bieber's market, he is not even near of being a threat

[QUOTE]Some people on straight mainstream media made a comment on the fact that Shawn Mendes replaced Justin Bieber for straight teen girls so Biebs is now planning a comeback with new music.

Justin Bieber looks like he’s in his mid-30’s and he’s a married man. If he’s planning on making a comeback, he better not be aiming for Shawn Mendes’ fanbase. He needs adults.

And that's the difference between both, with his last album JB got both, he kept his teen fans and he got adult fans. Of course that album in the USA sold fourth times more than the most popular of Shawn's albums.

They are on a totally different league. Of course Bieber could flop after so many time, but he had several hit singles all those years

Everyone acts like Shawn and Justin Bieber are like a decade or more apart in age, but Bieber is only four years older. We may forget this because he started so early (at just 15) and his looks have deteriorated so rapidly, but the two of them aren't so separated that they don't have some overlapping demographics and audience. The difference is Shawn has yet to expand into a more adult audience while Bieber has been doing this for 6 or so years now. Remember, even though it was four years ago, his last album had 3 #1 songs. He also sang on Despacito with Luis Fonsi just two years ago that was the second biggest song of the whole year (only behind Shape of You). If Bieber does come back, it's either going to do very well or flop, there's no in between for him. Either way, he'll still make more money than Shawn has on any single release cycle while doing it.

Shawn Mendes will never achieve Justin Bieber at his peak in 2014, and neither will Justin Bieber himself ever again.

Yeah, Bieber is kind of past it now, too.

I’d rather fuck Bieber because he’s shorter. Shawn and I are the same height. I don’t want a bottom who’s as tall as me—I need to tower over him.

R393: I doubt it. Peoploe thought JB career was dead a lot of times and he always recovered without effort

But Bieber is older now, is married, has other emotional issues to deal with, etc.

Bieber always was a mess and that didn't stop him

Shawn at the Met Gala

Jared Leto gave me head!

Shawn should've taken Harry Style's cue with his wardrobe

Does heterosexual Shawn have a girlfriend for the event?

C’mon, r401, heterosexual Shawn is swimming in pussy. You can’t expect him to choose just one “like a girl” for this event, can you?

Last year Shawn went with his ex, Hailey Baldwin. I didn't expect them to ever break up.

r404 There must have been someone like a girl just off camera he couldn't stop looking at.

[QUOTE]Last year Shawn went with his ex, Hailey Baldwin.

Why didn’t he go with her this year?

She got married to Justin Bieber last year.

Justin Bieber took his girlfriend from him? And now he won’t stop taunting Shawn on social media? Why does he let Justin punk him like that?

r408 I really hope you don't actually believe all that BS

Anyway, here's Shawn with Jared Leto's head, for some reason

Does Shawn have streaks in his hair?

Jared Leto hasnt aged in over a decade, dude is literally a vampire, be careful Shawn he's gonna suck your youth.

r411 Those are ropes.

[QUOTE] I really hope you don't actually believe all that BS

What did I say that wasn’t true? Biebs snatched his bitch and married her.

He went alone btw.

r412 Golden streaks (kinda like glitterish, idk how they call it) not permanent

r411 I mean

r414 She wasn't his gf...

R104, is that Alec throwing a nudge nudge wink wink at DL ? He is clearly presenting hole.

It's Alec's challenge to Shawn to present hole to the world.

r412 Just like JM, although in Leto's case I think there's surgery (or at least botox) involved

I'm better than you!

Do I look hot or what?

Asssssss @3:00

I'm with someone like a girl

r423 Isn't she a lesbian?

Swirl Mendes

Wasn't this year's theme Camp Fashion or something like that? What does this have of camp? Looks just like he always dresses

Seems to me someone was very scared of how he would be perceived if he have went full on camp

I only go full camp in the sheets, R426

"When he gives good head"

Jared leto head, i don't get it.

Vogue asked him what camp means and... oof. Maybe he really is straight.

He's just dumb

Agree with R431.

Shawn is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Remember last month when he couldn't deal with the feminist question?

He'll do and say anything to make people think there's a chance he might be straight.

Now this is how he should've went!

Can someone explain what the MET gala is and why people are dressing odd?

Shawn should have worn his pink feather boa:

r435 Google is your friend

His "stylist" doesn't know what camp meant going to the Met Gala? um ok.

r430 I wish he'd said "I dunno honey"

No Homo camp

r440 Ahaha is truly laughable. The fragile masculinity gang

Isn't it funny that there are/were gay rumours about all of them?

r442 I think that's the point the tweet was trying to make.

It's so transparent they're all gay/bi (except for the black guy).

The black one has his good amount of gay rumours too

He didn't bring anyone because he's still getting over Hailey Baldwin. No someone like a girl can replace her

He's so fucking boring he couldn't even make himself be interesting or fun at the MET gala

I stole Dua Lipa’s boyfriend for the night!

With Alessia, some other girls (I think one of them is Dua Lipa?) and his bro brian

Leaving with Alessia and Brian

Shawn finally found his girl!

When is somebody going to get video of Shawn having a full on screaming fit backstage which ends with him slapping someone like a girl because she folded his shirt the wrong way. Somebody should start a bounty for that.

R400 Ugh, he's an inked up wreck.

R452 Don't forget the next few seconds, where the girl punches his skinny ass out and leaves him drooling on the floor.

Getting ready for the Met

"Tiffany (Shawn’s stylist) calls shawn her ‘Dean’ because Shawn reminds her of James Dean"

Riiight.... Also she's awful at her job if that's the best she could do for the camp style

Click...I know you want to.

Full video

R456 Makes sense. Shawn is as gay as James Dean.

And you know who's a James Dean fan? John Mayer (he even follows fanpages of Dean on IG). Also I noticed Shawn's wearing a Grateful Dead shirt on the video 👀

I like his skinny pale legs

He's got to lose those stupid booties.

Why are these guys so afraid of a little rumor, especially if your shawn who's fans are mostly gen y/late millennials who like a little sexual ambiguity.

Guess who else was at the Met Gala?

Shawn looked great with Jared Leto. He had heart eyes too. We all know Jared is bi. He's a guy Shawn actually has a shot with, I think Jared likes him too. I say go for it!

Shower, anyone?

R465 Shawn will need about 50 enemas and many years of therapy if he gets in bed with Leto - what a creep.

Porn star Corina Taylor said that Jared Leto has one of the biggest cocks she's ever seen.

Jared Leto should have played 50 shades of grey, I'm pretty sure the movie is vanilla compared to what Jared likes.

Wanna see my tits?

I wonder why Shawn was in such a flirtatious mood?

R399 What the fuck is that shit in Shawn's hair? It looks absolutely awful.

R430 Shawn is doing that thing he did in the feminist question clip where he's acting like it's such a complicated question. Bitch, the theme of the gala is camp! If you think that is controversial, then you shouldn't even be there. Bitch looked terrible anyway. They were discussing the Met Gala on the BBC last night and they mentioned Gaga and Harry Styles and Maluma but not once did they mention Shawn. If he didn't show up, he wouldn't have been missed as no one would have noticed his absence. Stay home next year.

R448 Dulapee better hide her man.

R464 Now that is a sexy piece of ass. Too bad Madonna has permanently ruined his career by making him work with her. Anyone who has ever collaborated with her had had problems with their careers and personal lives afterwards. Sad for Maluma as he had such great potential.

For you, R472, I can tell you are a big fan.

R455 Looks good to me.

I shaved my wHOLE body in case Maluma wanted to fuck (not my famous pits, obvi)

“Also at the bash, Shawn Mendes got sideways looks from A-listers as the only star with security. “His bodyguard kept asking people to give him his space,” huffed a spy. “He was hardly being bombarded.” Ignoring him on the dance floor were Lupita Nyong’o, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tiffany Haddish, Sienna Miller, Carey Mulligan, Emma Stone, Naomi Campbell, Michael Kors and Donatella Versace.“ Diva!

Shawn better stay in the gym. For every bit of muscle he loses, his appeal drops. Skinny doesn’t suit him with that noggin.

Lol I saw this photos last night on my explore and I didn't understand the context, since it doesn't look like there's fans near or anyone attacking him , why is he security so extra? r476

Shawn’s bodyguard is protecting his precious anal cherry, which will be auctioned off later this year.

I actually dont blame him, have you seen those teen fraus ? Remember him in europe going for a walk ?

r480 But have you seen the rest of those photos? There was no fangirls around and he was entering an after party full of celebrities

Btw Demi Moore trying to rob the cradle once again?

^ Forgot to add, even her daughter commented "My new stepdad"

Shawn will not touch women his age, let alone someone 3x his age.

R480 This was Gucci’s afterparty - there’s not going to be teen fangirls there.

Alec, who?

[quote]especially if your shawn who's fans are

Oh, dear!

R485: They are pushing the song a lot (Taylor Swift levels) but the sales are not remotely that impressive. It will depend of how the song is able to hold on in the following weeks

Shawn does have a lot of crazy fangirls.

And they've even showed up at his family home in the past.

So I can't blame him on that one.

R479 The poor boy. He should be taken gently his first time, and taught just how good it can be.

Feast your eyes on my new Calvin Klein pics, bitches!!

I want you between my legs

Bulging just for you

Another one of the new pics:

r391 That should kill the gay rumors,

No padding, baby!

Another:

I like his gay face

Obvoxious how much they're pushing the sex angle

Shawn is very sexual.

Just not with girls, R499.

JM and Alec both commented on Shawn's CK post

Do you love me, DL?

Gays are going crazy over these pics. Will Shawn have another gay panic attack?

The pits are respectable.

Looks like he stopped working out.

He's still working out, he got a personal trainer, I think he lost more weight, maybe more cardio and less food.

Wait, he’s paying somebody to give him that body? This guy is robbing him blind.

Nah, his body is fine, that's what a natural body looks like when you workout for a while, anything beyond that you either get with 5+ years of pure dedication or juicing.

Shawns a good boy, he doesn't juice and it shows, unlike Bieber.

R504 Those pits are perfection!

Shawn Mendes Gets Dressed for the Met Gala

I could see him having a personal trainer back when he had some size but now I don’t know what that guy’s doing. Shawn lost all his gains.

R512, you know that one is photoshopped, yes?

IM DEAD LOL

[QUOTE]you know that one is photoshopped, yes?

No, it’s very much real.

R515, what shoot is it from, and why is he wearing Polo Ralph Lauren underwear?

R512 must know that's photoshopped otherwise he'd be attempting to use the internet by rubbing seashells together.

Can't tell if R512/R515 is serious. Here's the real photo

r512 he looks good to me @r511 his arms are solid

And if it's not obvious, that's not Shawn at R512

Shawn posted the new CK underwear pics on IG stories & on Twitter.

I'm very close to presenting hole, R521.

Shawn looks cut in the underwear pic at R492.

Were those pore strips he was using @ r511

You want it, bitches?

Hello, bitches!

yasssss

It's an eye mask, R524....since you guys say I look tired and shit. I like to stay pretty!

You want it?

It's too bad he's tiny meat.

He is attractive..... wasn't really feeling him until now. It's still a reluctant attraction.

[quote]It's too bad he's tiny meat.

Don't need meat when the bussy is sooo goood

Hello boys . . .

Hi guys. : )

Another new pic:

Wow, Shawn really is getting close to presenting hole. Maybe he reads our thread after all. Also lol at R501. That sounds like a less passive aggressive version of something that the Alec Benjamin troll would write here.

Also will note that when this thread goes to part 29, it should be titled "Shawn Mendes is Close to Presenting Hole."

I can't believe we're almost filling up these threads with mostly shiposting and slander lol

r538 It's less boring than the Timothee Chalamet threads, which are 50 threads of the same seven posts over and over.

Shawn looked really happy with Jared. They'd make a cute couple.

r539 Yeah they take themselves, and Chalamet, too seriously. These threads use to be like that, though not as bad, before the RS interview, so I'm glad we can joke and "make fun" of Shawn now

r540 I think he's a creep

I posted a tweet intended as a message to Shawn Mendes yesterday while he enjoyed himself at the Met Gala. I hope he read it and broke down crying in his hotel room last night over how superficial his life really is. Jus keeeeding....or am I? ;)

^ Correction. I meant it as a Post Met Gala message for Shawn. I apologize for the error. Here's another picture of me in my cute PJ's as a showing of remorse to the DL who have been my biggest fans.

Ugh is Alec a Jesus freak?

Shawn during the shoot:

I think Shawn should incorporate this look into his live shows.

Shawn has weird strands of unshaved chest hair noticeably prominent in R545. He needs to shave all of it to keep up his twink appearance. He can't leave his chest looking sloppy like that. Photoshop and airbrushing can only do so much. They're already going to work on his face, don't make the photo editor's job even harder than it has to be.

Shawn is tall with a nice body, he can pull off chest hair and some light beard if he wanted, not sure how the fraus would react but I'm certain gay men would love it.

I think fangirls would love it if he came out with a new mustache and sunglasses, dressed in really tight jeans with no shirt and a denim jacket unbuttoned down to the bottom and danced all over the stage singing songs about his life hitting the gyms, hitting the bars, close times with his bros. There wouldn't be any gay rumors after that.

Shawn posted some of the CK commercial clips on his IG stories:

Mr. Dua Lipa

Is that Dua Lipa's boyfriend ? She better watch out.

Bulging like a Queen!

Why didn't they photoshop Shawn like they did Bieber?

Is that an appendectomy scar?

[Quote] not sure how the fraus would react

Knowing the types of guys that fraus get their vaginas wet for, not well I would imagine.

Yeah, the reason the girls like Shawn is because he's non-threatening. He's a boy next door.

Wow, Shawn is photoshopped to death in R554. His face doesn't even look natural. It's likely they removed all of the bone structure in his bony face and made it into a blob. The photo editor clearly removed all of his wrinkles and bags under his eyes, got rid of his widows peak and shrunk his figure. These must be the things Shawn is self conscious about and goes into sweats in the middle of the night over. The lighting is horrible and what you can make out is uneven due to either excessive shadow in some parts or excessive brightness in others. The photo looks terrible. Shawn's team needs to hire better photographers who will capture him in a better and more natural light.

[quote] Is that Dua Lipa's boyfriend ? She better watch out.

Shawn =

I was referencing R553.

Also noticed this upon clicking on the Instagram link.

[Quote] "I think the real strength is putting yourself out there, im vulnerable and thats a good thing."

This bitch is so fake I can't fucking stand it. He hides so much shit about himself and what he does share is not endearing or flattering in the slightest. The only part of that statement that is truthful and applicable to him is admitting he's vulnerable, which is shocking to me considering what line of work he stumbled himself into. When the praise goes away, it will not end well for him.

Shawn, bud, you have to learn that trying to beat around the bush with men is no way to get them in the sack. Guys aren't mind readers. If you want them to fill your hole badly enough, you have to take a more direct approach, like I do with John.

Apparently Shawn wrote his newest single about Dua Lipa's boyfriend.

Aww he has a stuffed animal on his bed, so cute. On the other hand, he loves to show his body doesn't he?

But it's not much of a body, is it?

Taylor's song debuted at number 2, I wonder about Shawn's next week.

r565 At least he isn't insecure and can show it without tones of photoshop

No photoshop here, behind the scenes pic.....Alec could never!

[quote] No photoshop here

Sure Jan

Team Alec. He’s a cute, secure twink who’s not afraid to present hole.

R568 Thanks for proving that Shawn, in fact, did use photoshop in his photos. The BTS photos and the actual modeling shots look difference. Shawn looks noticeably bulkier in the BTS photos and he has the wrinkles and bags in his eyes that were removed in the other shots. Leads me to believe that much of Shawn's beauty is an image predicated on fantasy.

I think the bags and wrinkles are a recent thing because he's been all stressed out lately.

Yes, he looks so worn out and he's only completed the first leg of a 100+ date world tour. I shudder to think about the shape he'll be in when it finishes. He took basically no break after his previous album/tour - I really hope that, this time, he takes time off to sort out his personal life and evolve as an artist.

He needs a nice dick to help him out.

During the European tour a few weeks ago, wasn't there an article where Shawn said he was off his meds for a while?

Off my beta blockers, R575, but still on cock blockers....can't get any dick :(

I want a dick this close to my face. Thank you.

Well well, look who's shamelessly stealing JM from Shawn. Alec brought him out at his concert last night.

And they sound good together!

How many times has JM fucked Alec?

They HAVE to be fucking.

That's a nice height difference right there

R566: It depends of the streaming, they really pushed the song for airplay, but the sales are not near TS. I think it'll be 6-10, which is better that what In my blood did.

The song is still holding on sales but of course he was on SNL to promote it. The real test will be the next 2 or 3 weeks

r581 Perfect for spooning!

The legs are tragic @ R535

What's wrong with his legs, R584?

They’re wispy little spindles is what’s wrong.

If you think Shawn is too skinny or whatever you must be a whale sincerely or one of those muscle obsessed gym freaks, he has a nice muscular body, when I think about "wispy little spindles" someone like Troye Sivan comes to mind, not Shawn. I've seen professional footballers with skinnier legs than him tbh

R543 Aww, you know I'll always forgive you, baby. Come on over and I'll show you.

Shawn's new CK underwear pics don't seem to be generating much excitement on DL.

R589 I think if he showed hole he'd get more of a rise out of DL.

His personal life is boring as fuck and his music are generic, not much to talk about really.

"I love you and I feel very luck you to have you in my life" - Alec to JM

He's so cute and JM's reply is really sweet too

R592 I forgot to mention that Alec is warm to cuddle and smells really good.

Oh dear, poor Shawn may need those beta blockers again.

What is going to be the title for the next thread ?

R594, Shawn Mendes Is Not a Common Hole Presenter Like Alec Benjamin

r594

r537:

[quote]Also will note that when this thread goes to part 29, it should be titled "Shawn Mendes is Close to Presenting Hole."

Shawn just isn't a people person. I wonder if he has a favorite dildo yet.

I don't care about JM, I spent the day with one of my many daddies. #blessed

Kinda bad but I guess since we barely even talked about Shawn in this thread anyways

Mmm Alec come cuddle with me baby.

Yeah because going from John Mayer to that (guy on the right) is definitely an upgrade...