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Chrissy Metz Part 3: Not Without My Snack Purse

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by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 21220 hours ago

Never Forget!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 103/04/2019

She got fatter! I knew it! That's why she hasn't been out promoting her stupid movie.

Thanks Mandy for the photo evidence!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 203/05/2019

The Great Plains of her face, stretching from her cheeks through to where her chin fat meets her shoulder fat, are like the Gobi Desert.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 303/06/2019

She looks great! That pink shawl is very slimming.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 403/06/2019

When you're in a photo with Justin Hartley and HE'S not the first person I look at, YOU'RE TOO FAT.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 503/06/2019

That's no shawl, that's a king size bed sheet.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 603/06/2019

What will Chrissy give up for Lent?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 703/06/2019

She’s going to explode at this point.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 803/06/2019

[quote]What will Chrissy give up for Lent?

Kale.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 903/06/2019

What will Chrissy give up for Lent?

Judging from the latest photos--hope.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 1003/06/2019

[quote]What will Chrissy give up for Lent?

Walking.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 1103/06/2019

At the rate she's going... breathing.

One thing we know she won't give up for Lent is her snack purse, but that really goes without saying.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 1203/06/2019

I had a dream that I was spying on her as she masturbated. She had trouble reaching so she slathered some baby oil on a toilet brush and went to town, bleating and braying...

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 1303/06/2019

I really wonder how much she must eat to maintain her size.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 1403/06/2019

You all are so mean, the poor girl has a thyroid condition.......she eats like a bird, and no not a vulture.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 1503/06/2019

That's pretty bizarre. The woman is seriously mentally ill and everyone in the photo is smiling. Like being with somebody who is an anorexic skeleton on the verge of death and everyone smiling.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 1603/06/2019

You just know if Chrissy had dropped that cake when alone she would’ve been down on her hands and knees all the same and with no shame.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 1703/06/2019

Most people her size dread summer if they live in a warm climate like Southern California.

Can Chrissy fit a sweat towel in her snack purse?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 1803/06/2019

[quote]What will Chrissy give up for Lent?

The Filipina Tampon Slave?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 1903/06/2019

If she is such a bitter, angry mean girl of a lardass as we suspect and videos of fan interactions back up, how well do you think she is respected at work? TV sets are known for promoting a team spirit among cast and crew to help endure the gruelling hours and achieve the best product. She always presents her sweet smile for PR but is she hated behind the scenes? She doesn't seem the type to engage in banter and jolly japes.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 2003/06/2019

Great point r20. I don't watch the show, but I guarantee you she's a beast to get along with, at the very least utterly exhausting. I can imagine all of the tip-toeing around her to avoid a fat-shaming accusation she's just dying to spring. (At least she's not so stupid to try and pull a #MeToo.) Even Mandy, who I have heard is a genuinely nice person...well you just KNOW she posted those Twitter photos of an ever-heavier Chrissy chasing that cake as a big FAT fuck-you. I could be wrong, but I doubt it. I wonder if any of the set insiders on the gossip threads have anything on her. I could see her being an extra cunt to the behind the camera people. I wish Chrissy's Filipina tampon slave would show up here on the DL and dish the dirt.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 2103/06/2019

OK, I asked the thread below. Let's keep updated. If I find out she's as sweet as sugar, I'm still going to give a massive side-eye, but will have to suck it up. Much like Chrissy sucks up her 19th Big Gulp right before she goes to sleep for the night.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 2203/07/2019

I'd love to hear the dirt the wardrobe people have on her. You know they see her naked every day.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 2303/07/2019

How many measuring tapes do they have to fix together to get around her girth?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 2403/07/2019

And does she get an extra large tape mark for her placing on the studio floor? Does she have a super sized stand in to help set the blocking before takes? Are there technical issues associated with filming this big woman? So many questions . . .

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 2503/07/2019

Can she even see the marks she stands on? I don't think she's seen her feet since 2008.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 2603/07/2019

Her heart! Though it could've just have easily have been her joints.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 2703/08/2019

It is a genuinely beautiful face. She's got a Kim Novak thing going on.

I was at a Disney world buffet and saw what I assumed to be a family. Two middle aged adults and two young men. The parents were overweight though not horribly so. The two young men from the neck up were nice looking clean cut types but below they were disgustingly obese with thick roles of fat. This was accentuated because they were sitting. Strangely their faces weren't fat. I've never seen such a bizarre disconnect like that before.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 2803/08/2019

Did you know her snack purses got stolen in October???? Those poor thieves were probably starving!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 2903/08/2019

Chrissy at the "This Is Us" rehearsal Table Read of the weekly script:

"Chomp, chomp, chomp, pause, burp, chomp, chomp, loud fart, chomp, chomp, chomp, etc."

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 3003/09/2019

Dying! r30, I needed that, thank you. Just a whiff. Oh no.........................

Pffffft.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 3103/09/2019

That cast must get exhausted tiptoeing around Chrissy, trying to remember to treat her like a normal person.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 3203/09/2019

Tiptoeing around Chrissy is a good way to get your steps in for the day. Or the month.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 3303/09/2019

She needs to start a diet and to remember that a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step by the person pushing you on a trolley.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 3403/09/2019

Oh r33, touch me inappropriately. Love you!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 3503/09/2019

Revealing article from a few months ago.

Seems she's still claiming that her weight loss is a work in progress.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 3603/10/2019

r36. "in progress"... in the wrong fucking direction.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 3703/10/2019

Funny how open the jokes were about Mama Cass and Totie Fields. And Chrissy is twice as large. She wouldn't have been on TV then. She would have been considered the fat lady in the circus. Which she is to a certain extent I guess.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 3803/10/2019

I bet that she has the fat lady smell.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 3903/10/2019

What's her dress size? Tess Holliday claims to be a size 22.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 4003/11/2019

R40 Mess Holliday is a delusional liar.

As for Chrissy's bizarre shape being translated to earth female dress size? Maybe some prodigy at MIT can crack the code. I sort of think it may be unknowable. One of those secrets of the universe.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 4103/11/2019

I wish Joan Rivers was still alive to give us her thoughts on Chrissy's red carpet style -- and make a joke about her dressmaker using a yardstick.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 4203/11/2019

From one of the earlier threads:

[quote]She looks like a fucking bitch, and she more that time goes on, and she continues to gain, the more obvious it is. She is a seething mass of anger underneath her saccharine veneer.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 4303/11/2019

She probably has a food addiction. Has anyone here ever been addicted to food?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 4403/11/2019

No. Everyone on DL eats only what's nutritious and necessary to maintain one's energy and health.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 4503/11/2019

I only eat quinoa.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 4603/11/2019

Chrissy's dress size is "Sleeps 6."

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 4703/11/2019

She can't wear corduroys in California for fear of starting a fire.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 4803/11/2019

Chrissy can't wear corduroys in California for fear of sparking a fire.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 4903/11/2019

MMMBop but with the lyric 'mmmbop' changed to 'snack purse'.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 5003/12/2019

What will the next thread title be? 'Who Will Love My Snack Purse?' 'Valley of the Snack Purse', 'Whatever Happened to Baby Snack Purse?'

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 5103/12/2019

Dumb question probably: if she only ate the normal anount of calories per day, 2000, would she lose weight?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 5203/12/2019

R52 reply 209 on the previous thread had this answer:

Chrissy is listed as being 38 years old and height of 5'5". If you have her at a conservative weight estimate of 500 lbs., that means for her to maintain her weight, she'd have to eat about 3500 calories a day. But she's been gaining weight it seems, so she's eating more than 3500 calories a day. How a person can cram that much food down their stomach is beyond me.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 5303/12/2019

She’s big boned.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 5403/12/2019

She should eat more kale.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 5503/12/2019

Why is DL so pathologically obsessed with obese people? Is it because most users are slightly overweight and looking for someone fatter than themselves to make fun of?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 5603/12/2019

No, you frau at R56. It's because this woman is a sideshow act.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 5703/12/2019

Has Milo eaten out her snatch?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 5803/12/2019

[quote]She should eat more kale.

She can't. She gave up kale for Lent.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 5903/12/2019

So a gay man who asks a question about why DL hates fatties so much is automatically branded a frau. Nice one, R57. Young gay men are one of the highest groups for eating disorders. I should know. I barfed more chow than Kimberly Drummond.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 6003/12/2019

OP she doesn't have a snack purse she has a snack truck, it follows her wherever sh goes.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 6103/12/2019

"That bitch, there? SHE'S going to impersonate me? Fucking hell."

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 6203/12/2019

Has anyone mentioned her on the deathwatch threads for 2019 yet?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 6303/12/2019

It’s just not pleasant to look at hugely obese people. In the gay world, some fat people can make a go of it if they are funny and/or have an entertaining drag persona. But even then, if they get TOO fat, it’s too much to subject the lesser-weighted of us to.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 6403/12/2019

She drags around her snack truck like a kid with a toy wagon. And won't go near a warehouse or distribution center with it.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 6503/12/2019

Does she get along with her family?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 6603/13/2019

Is Chrissy like this woman of size at 47:14 who lives off salads?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 6703/13/2019

lol OP I just realized you credited me with coining "snack purse." How very conscientious of you to CITE YOUR SOURCES! Thanks!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 6803/13/2019

Is this her snack purse?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 6903/13/2019

I think that's her snatch purse! MY EYES!

r69 Where did you find this jewel?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 7003/13/2019

She could have at least wrapped a California king bedskirt around her waist to show some modesty.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 7103/13/2019

Is it Orca the whale?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 7203/13/2019

So BRAVE.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 7303/13/2019

I tried to watch her show last night. It was HORRIBLE.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 7403/13/2019

r69's photo is of Chrissy with her empty ice cream bucket at Baskin Robbins.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 7503/13/2019

Her snatch smells.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 7603/13/2019

Like what, R76?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 7703/13/2019

Oreos and poppers.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 7803/13/2019

When she wear heels by the end of the day they're flats.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 7903/14/2019

Can you imagine being around her when she farts?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 8003/14/2019

[quote]Not Without My Snack Purse

So THAT's what they call duffel bags nowadays.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 8103/14/2019

I don't even want to imagine being in Santa Barbara when she farts.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 8203/14/2019

How does Chrissy get around the studio? Is she wheeled or does she walk?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 8303/14/2019

R80 and R82 reminded me of this gem from way back when:

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 8403/14/2019

Here is a picture of Chrissy making her way around the studio. Notice the look of fear and confusion (she is without her snack purse).

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 8503/14/2019

[quote]Her mother would forgo meals sometimes to provide for Metz and her siblings.

LOL!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 8603/15/2019

[quote]Her snatch smells.

I don't think it has seen the light of day for years now.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 8703/15/2019

Luckily, This Is Us has wrapped filming for the season. Can you imagine going to the set on Monday after she stuffed herself with corned beef and especially cabbage all weekend long???? The explosive gas would blow everyone off the set.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 8803/15/2019

[quote]Can you imagine going to the set on Monday after she stuffed herself with corned beef and especially cabbage all weekend long???? The explosive gas would blow everyone off the set.

She's going to correct the problem with the nationwide methane shortage.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 8903/15/2019

Honey, after all the corned beef and cabbage she'd be farting flames.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 9003/15/2019

R70 I just google images of different things: Chrissy Metz snack purse, sexy, obese, fattest, etc.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 9103/15/2019

Wonder if she hinges on high-end fare or low brow GMO snacks.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 9203/15/2019

Any predictions for how long TIU will stay on the air and Chrissy's post-show career?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 9303/16/2019

I'd love if they casually showed a bag of flour beside Kate's bed during a post-coital scene.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 9403/16/2019

Snack Purse by Chrissy™️ will debut on QVC. Her range will tie in with storylines on This Is Us in its final season.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 9503/16/2019

I wonder if Chrissy ever goes up to Milo and says pull my finger.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 9603/16/2019

They probably rarely see each other, since their characters do not interact. (They're in different eras.)

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 9703/16/2019

Chrissy's chair on set.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 9803/16/2019

Doesn't look strong enough, R98.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 9903/17/2019

It’s meant to hold 2 people, so it might be. Although the weight distribution will be different, so who knows?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 10003/17/2019

If you assume two people combined might weigh three hundred pounds, it seems like Chrissy might actually be three people. She's closer to four-fifty than three hundred for sure.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 10103/17/2019

[quote]@ChrissyMetz: This is my FAVORITE time of year. I'll take a dozen boxes of Thin Mints, six- - no, eight boxes of Samoas, only four boxes of Trefoils...

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 10203/17/2019

Did she actually tweet that, R102?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 10303/17/2019

She’s so fat, she can’t get on a seesaw without turning it into a catapult.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 10403/17/2019

She has to but 3 seats on an airplane.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 10503/17/2019

[quote]She’s big boned.

She has "glands."

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 10603/17/2019

It's her thyroid! We don't know her diet!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 10703/17/2019

R103 Doesn't look like it. I see though our Chrissy is on top of her "financial health" these days

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 10803/17/2019

Here she is in one of those vids looking like a cross between Violet from Willy Wonka and the guy who exploded in Monty Python's Meaning of Life. Her angry fake smiley face also brings in a touch of the clown from IT.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 10903/17/2019

Bitch is gonna explode!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 11003/17/2019

R109 Jesus fucking Christ I can't believe how fucking fat she is. She has enough money to hire a personal trainer. What the fuck is she waiting for?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 11103/17/2019

She has the angry, bitter eyes of a fatty who swallows her rage with a gallon of ice cream.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 11203/17/2019

r112 She really does. She's so angry, I would actually go with the word "fury" to describe the vibe I feel coming off of her. If her character gets written off, or if KFC changes their extra crispy recipe, I could see her going "family annihilator" on the set. I'm only half joking.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 11303/17/2019

She must be a virgin. Is there a guy desperate enough to fuck her or eat her pussy (assuming he could find/reach it)? I doubt an escort would touch that.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 11403/17/2019

She was briefly married a few years ago.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 115Last Monday at 1:36 AM

Women love her.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 116Last Monday at 2:11 AM

Women love her because if they're overweight she makes them look thin by comparison.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 117Last Monday at 2:36 AM

Women of size should not wear belts.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 118Last Monday at 4:51 AM

She must smell pleasant when she makes appearances on talk shows or interviews because you know she can’t reach around and wipe her ass after shitting. I’m sure that at home she has one of those contraptions for fat people to wipe their ass but I doubt she carries that around when she’s going on the Today Show. You just know that her ass reeks of dried shit.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 119Last Monday at 5:01 AM

You think her ass smells bad?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 120Last Monday at 5:34 AM

She needs a dress with a cuff like this. A lot of fat women wear them because otherwise, with that huge stomach, they ride up and can reveal too much (as photos of Chrissy that have been posted on these threads prove).

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 121Last Monday at 5:50 AM

Does anyone know how to apply to be her personal ass assistant? Asking for a friend. TIA!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 122Last Monday at 7:45 AM

It’s well known that she travels with her ass wiping ‘comfort wipe’. Hi, I’m Chrissy and this is my comfort wipe. Please hold it while I do my interview with Hoda and Savannah.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 123Last Monday at 9:44 AM

I bet there's a bottle of perfume in that snack purse. When you get to that size you sweat A LOT and I'm sure she needs to spritz every so often to not smell.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 124Last Monday at 10:20 AM

Chrissy stores gummy bears in her armpits and under her stomach flap. They act as a sweet natural deodorizer and are also able to be consumed in the emergency situation that the snack purse contents run out.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 125Last Monday at 2:24 PM

[quote]Women love her

Correction: Fat women love her because she validates their own fatness.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 126Last Monday at 4:19 PM

R105, actually she avoids having to purchase an entire row of airplane seats by taking a helicopter instead. AND she doesn't have to worry about squeezing into one of those little bathrooms midflight!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 127Last Monday at 5:28 PM

Here is Chrissy dressed up for the Oscars. The thong is a bit tacky.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 128Last Monday at 5:36 PM

Those last 2 posts are hysterical!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 129Last Monday at 5:37 PM

Photo caught at the exact moment when someone was trying to grab her "fancy" snack purse...

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 130Last Monday at 5:42 PM

Nice Gucci snack purse Chrissy.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 131Last Monday at 5:45 PM

At r130, she's about to snap up a nutritious morsel being delivered mid air by one of her numerous assistants. Girl's gotta keep fuelled up on the go. Saving the purse snacks for her next sit down graze.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 132Last Tuesday at 7:42 AM

When you become this fat you become a sideshow attraction. You become public property.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 133Last Tuesday at 7:44 AM

Love the eye make up and the purse!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 134Last Tuesday at 10:40 AM

Is she still frau-tweeting?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 135Last Wednesday at 2:36 AM

I think Chrissy has her Filipina tampon slave (we totally need a name) doing the tweeting. Tweeting is too much exertion for Chrissy. All of those buttons to press, think about it. Give her a break guys!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 136Last Wednesday at 3:06 AM

I wonder what happened to Chrissy's previous Laotian tampon slave, Thin? Has anyone seen her?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 137Last Wednesday at 3:24 AM

Chrissy mistook him and his family for one of her snack purse items R137

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 138Last Wednesday at 3:27 AM

r137 Thin...went to live on a farm.

We must never speak of Thin again...nor will Chrissy ever look it.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 139Last Wednesday at 3:29 AM

Excuse me but it enhances our beauty R118 !

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 140Last Wednesday at 3:46 AM

OK r140 Sorry, I mean Saturn, some form of your post is in the running for the title of Part 4.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 141Last Wednesday at 4:07 AM

R38 , R57 and R133 Well she did play a circus fat lady in American Horror Story after all.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 142Last Wednesday at 4:29 AM

And by 'snack purse' you mean pussy?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 143Last Wednesday at 4:37 AM

She’s really fat, yeah, but she’s a character actress so I guess it makes sense. There’s a lot of fat people out there and they are usually invisible on tv and in movies.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 144Last Wednesday at 4:40 AM

Oh, bless, r144

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 145Last Wednesday at 4:52 AM

Oh, R144, honey, Chrissy would never be invisible no matter what medium she was in

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 146Last Wednesday at 4:56 AM

Fucking DYING r146 So much material, so little brain matter on my part.

Something never seeing a size medium, something, something. Ah, fuck it, my Metz Muse is at KFC.

More please!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 147Last Wednesday at 5:05 AM

You bitches are funny but come on there’s a place onscreen for people who are not impossibly gorgeous.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 148Last Wednesday at 5:09 AM

Chrissy has been cast for her physical attributes as much as any tall, skinny white blond woman. It's just that her 'act' is fat. She isn't actually a good actress. Her attempts as anything deep rarely come off as sincere, and when they do they're just maudlin. At other times the bitterness is barely hidden beneath the surface. She's no Shelley Winters. No one would dying to cast her if she *wasn't* fat and no fraus would think she was the second coming of Meryl Streep either.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 149Last Wednesday at 5:31 AM

Ain't no snack purse high enough

Ain't no snack purse low enough

Ain't no snack purse wide enough

To keep Chrissy from fooooood

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 150Last Wednesday at 5:51 AM

She will win an Academy Award for Best Actress someday! By starring in a Dolly Dimples biopic.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 151Last Wednesday at 5:55 AM

There is a difference between impossibly gorgeous and so fucking fat you can't wipe your ass. Or insert a 'pon.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 152Last Wednesday at 7:02 AM

You could play Seaview Circle on a Knots Landing reboot.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 153Last Wednesday at 7:05 AM

"Pon"

I love it, r152!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 154Last Wednesday at 7:09 AM

She not even know my name. Fat lady just lifts her skirt and yells "Pon!". Now everybody call me Pon too.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 155Last Wednesday at 7:29 AM

And voila, the Filipina tampon slave has a name. Welcome Pon!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 156Last Wednesday at 7:33 AM

Thank you. My job awful.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 157Last Wednesday at 7:37 AM

What about her other assistants? Airport wheelchair pusher, tent dress ironer, snack purse filler etc? Or is hard-pressed Pon required to multitask?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 158Last Wednesday at 7:42 AM

R158 Great questions. I am pretty sure the airport pusher was not Pon, the other positions however...thoughts?

God, please let Pon not also be her wiper. That is fucking cruel on top of cruel.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 159Last Wednesday at 7:52 AM

How do we know Chrissy doesn't have an industrial strength bidet the size of a park fountain?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 160Last Wednesday at 4:46 PM

She shits in a bathtub.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 161Last Wednesday at 4:49 PM

Chrissy is giving up DataLounge for Lent. Possibly even forever.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 162Last Wednesday at 5:08 PM

Chrissy give up In N Out for Lent. She switch to McDonald's and like fries very much. I buy many orders and heat in microwave for her snack purse.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 163Last Wednesday at 5:18 PM

[quote]How do we know Chrissy doesn't have an industrial strength bidet the size of a park fountain?

It looks more like the fountains at the Bellagio.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 164Last Wednesday at 11:14 PM

I'd love for her to win an award and then be totally out of breath when she got on stage to accept it.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 165Last Wednesday at 11:46 PM

Didn't she win recently for that show she's on as part of an ensemble cast? I am possibly having a fake DL memory as opposed to what I thought I saw. I seem to recall her lumbering her way to the stage She didn't have her airport pusher or Pon, so it was up to her to waddle on up.

I want to be right because that means there is video of this somewhere. I want to be wrong, because it means she was too fucking fat to haul herself those few yards to the stage, and production had to "transport" her during a commercial break as imagined below.

I don't get why this B lister (she puts the B in obesity) at best gets such a kid glove (big fucking glove, and a whole lot of kids) treatment.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 166Last Thursday at 12:12 AM

Pon has to help Chrissy mop up after rinsing with the Bellagio Bidet, otherwise Chrissy would get poo on her shoes.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 167Last Thursday at 1:47 AM

I want to see a vid of Milo eating her snatch.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 168Last Thursday at 2:21 AM

If Hollywood ever does as reboot of the Poseidon Adventure she could play the character Shelly Winters played, you know she would float.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 169Last Thursday at 2:56 AM

If Hollywood ever does as reboot of the Poseidon Adventure she could play the ship, you know she would get an Oscar nom.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 170Last Thursday at 2:58 AM

R166, I think it was the SAG awards. I was looking to see what kind of chairs(s) she was sitting on.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 171Last Thursday at 7:37 AM

Regular tampon WAY too small for Chrissy Grand Conyon puss with fat layers around

I have to create GIANT FAT tampon for her - try stuffing King pillowcases full gauze and Maxi Pads sometime - you see my life - sad sad ting

How I ever go back Manilla?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 172Last Thursday at 6:46 PM

Most women smell even if they're not fat. Lezbians are worst, since so many of them actually believe that hygiene is a conspiracy and wanting to feel clean is a marketing ploy (really!).

For women like Chrissy -- super fat -- it's much worse if they live in a warm climate. Live in Alaska and you don't sweat much. Live in LA and when summer comes... oh, sweet Lord.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 173Last Friday at 2:13 AM

She's gotten so heavy I can't even see it as a joke. She's killing herself and I think she's gone over the edge damaging her body to such an extent she can never fully recover. Pretty sad because I think in there was physically at least a genuinely beautifully women.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 174Last Friday at 11:39 AM

I’m sure she has extra heavy periods like most obese women do because of excessive estrogen.

You know that can’t smell pleasant. And she’s probably extra bitchy.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 175Last Friday at 12:48 PM

I actually don’t believe she carries a snack purse.

I think she probably tries to eat very little during the day and out in public. She probably just niches on a salad at lunch on the set.

But then when she gets home I think she has major anger and rage issues... and deals with it by eating an entire chocolate cake and several gallons of ice cream every night while she’s alone.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 176Last Friday at 12:51 PM

Probably, R176, most fat people eat normally in public.

It's different when they're at home.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 177Last Friday at 1:16 PM

R36 -- she claims in that her a red carpet dress required a year of planning and work!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 178Last Friday at 1:17 PM

You all know that she has the ‘fat lady’ smell. It’s there.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 179Last Friday at 2:18 PM

When the Santa Ana winds blow all of CA knows about that smell.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 180Last Friday at 2:20 PM

Queen of the Snack Purse

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 181Yesterday at 1:37 AM

‘This Is Us’ star Chrissy Metz on her worst credit card fail, why she shops at Costco and her Warren Buffett mindset

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 182Yesterday at 2:11 AM

Chrissy Metz Just Posted A No-Makeup Selfie And Announced She’s Guest-Starring On ‘Superstore’

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 183Yesterday at 2:12 AM

r183 Ah yes, one of those 5 hour "no makeup" makeup jobs. Look at our fresh little daisy, contoured within an inch of her life and holding up that chin with everything she's got. Must have been exhausting. Pon had to massage that hand for hours to get the circulation back. That is Chrissy's best eatin' hand, she shouldn't have strained it like that. Very risky of you Chrissy!

"Superstore", huh? Fucking hell. You can't make this shit this up.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 184Yesterday at 2:27 AM

Surely Pon would only be required one week out of four to curb those monthly flows? What does she do the rest of the time?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 185Yesterday at 3:11 AM

Chrissy's ass doesn't magically wipe itself R185.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 186Yesterday at 4:19 AM

The fat ones usually like to give blowjobs.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 187Yesterday at 4:39 AM

Imagine being brave enough to put your penis into Chrissy's mouth. Hopefully she wasn't hungry.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 188Yesterday at 4:45 AM

I asked her what she wanted on her burger. She said, "A hot dog!"

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 189Yesterday at 4:51 AM

Her blood type is ragu!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 190Yesterday at 4:53 AM

I assume Pon is illegal and paid one dollar an hour.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 191Yesterday at 4:54 AM

The hell is she playing in Superstore? A rival grocery chain?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 192Yesterday at 5:06 AM

[quote]And does she get an extra large tape mark for her placing on the studio floor? Does she have a super sized stand in to help set the blocking before takes? Are there technical issues associated with filming this big woman? So many questions . . .

Not a super-sized Stand In, but a group of five or six large women they duct tape together to represent Chrissy for lighting and other production purposes...

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 193Yesterday at 6:58 AM

Once Miss Chrissy fat lady find out I sew, she have me make clothes and panties. Dresses have secret pockets for food in case she lose snack purse.

She mean and cheap, especially with period or low blood sugar.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 194Yesterday at 7:07 AM

Pon, dear, Chrissy hasn't had low blood sugar since 2004.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 195Yesterday at 8:21 AM

It’s sad to have to shop at the bulk store just to make one meal.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 196Yesterday at 8:25 AM

Girl can clear out an aisle at Costco.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 197Yesterday at 8:27 AM

She shops at Costco because the aisles are super wide.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 198Yesterday at 8:45 AM

Pon, you are hilarious.

You should get your own documentary

Around the House with Chrissy Metz: The Life of an Undocumented Filipina Servant

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 199Yesterday at 9:04 AM

I remember that talk show

Had to change tampon during every break

She have heavy flow too

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 200Yesterday at 9:06 AM

Remember talk show

She change tampon during break

Have heavy flow too

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 201Yesterday at 9:40 AM

Did Chrissy also discuss her worst chair failure and her buffet mindset?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 202Yesterday at 11:17 AM

I heard NBC wanted Chrissy to host SNL. But, Lorne Michaels put his foot down because he's already fed up with paying the studio food bills for Aidy Bryant and Cecily Strong. Chrissy hosting would have doubled the food bills.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 203Yesterday at 11:31 AM

Can you imagine the reaction of the Costco sample servers when they hear Chrissy is in their store?

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 204a day ago

Thank you to the the hilarious bitch (or bitches) chiming in as Pon. You are doing the lard's work. Well, actually Pon is, but you get my meaning.

R152 Thank you again for bringing a name to the face and life of Chrissy's Filipina tampon slave. She's going to be a breakout STAH! (Pon: "What you mean 'going to be', bitch?")

I see it unfolding now... A Part 4 title featuring Pon (with credit to her agent R152 of course). Start thinking one up now. A Pon DL AMA. A best selling book of haikus like at r201. A line of clothing as suggested by r194 for the blood sugar (or just hangry) challenged. A guest starring role on This is Us, that eclipses Chrissy (not literally, we know that is not possible). An Emmy award winning TV movie (or documentary as r199 suggested) still untitled, based on Pon's life and travails. Her own talk show. So much more. The potential is endless. We've got our own All About Eve thing hatching here.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 205a day ago

Thank you R205.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 206a day ago

Chrissy Metz Part 4: The Wrath of Pon

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 207a day ago

Oh god, I LOVE IT r207

Thank YOU R206 aka R152 Look what you have birthed!

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 208a day ago

Unfortunately I'm 207 too. Staycation with too much free time.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 209a day ago

Hah! me too! You are great r207 r209, All of your Rs.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 21021 hours ago

Pon! Get your skinny ass back here with my bucket o' chicken.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 21121 hours ago

I wonder if on certain days when she is extra over it, or just wants to be entertained, if Pon ties a string to Chrissy's hourly bucket of extra crispy, and yanks it across the floor each time Chrissy reaches for it? I'd like to think she does.

by "Snack Purse" coined by R362 Part 2 Title credit: R489 Part 2reply 21220 hours ago
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