Chrissy Metz Part 3: Not Without My Snack Purse

Never Forget!

She got fatter! I knew it! That's why she hasn't been out promoting her stupid movie.

Thanks Mandy for the photo evidence!

The Great Plains of her face, stretching from her cheeks through to where her chin fat meets her shoulder fat, are like the Gobi Desert.

She looks great! That pink shawl is very slimming.

When you're in a photo with Justin Hartley and HE'S not the first person I look at, YOU'RE TOO FAT.

That's no shawl, that's a king size bed sheet.

What will Chrissy give up for Lent?

She’s going to explode at this point.

[quote]What will Chrissy give up for Lent?

Kale.

What will Chrissy give up for Lent?

Judging from the latest photos--hope.

[quote]What will Chrissy give up for Lent?

Walking.

At the rate she's going... breathing.

One thing we know she won't give up for Lent is her snack purse, but that really goes without saying.

I had a dream that I was spying on her as she masturbated. She had trouble reaching so she slathered some baby oil on a toilet brush and went to town, bleating and braying...

I really wonder how much she must eat to maintain her size.

You all are so mean, the poor girl has a thyroid condition.......she eats like a bird, and no not a vulture.

That's pretty bizarre. The woman is seriously mentally ill and everyone in the photo is smiling. Like being with somebody who is an anorexic skeleton on the verge of death and everyone smiling.

You just know if Chrissy had dropped that cake when alone she would’ve been down on her hands and knees all the same and with no shame.

Most people her size dread summer if they live in a warm climate like Southern California.

Can Chrissy fit a sweat towel in her snack purse?

[quote]What will Chrissy give up for Lent?

The Filipina Tampon Slave?

If she is such a bitter, angry mean girl of a lardass as we suspect and videos of fan interactions back up, how well do you think she is respected at work? TV sets are known for promoting a team spirit among cast and crew to help endure the gruelling hours and achieve the best product. She always presents her sweet smile for PR but is she hated behind the scenes? She doesn't seem the type to engage in banter and jolly japes.

Great point r20. I don't watch the show, but I guarantee you she's a beast to get along with, at the very least utterly exhausting. I can imagine all of the tip-toeing around her to avoid a fat-shaming accusation she's just dying to spring. (At least she's not so stupid to try and pull a #MeToo.) Even Mandy, who I have heard is a genuinely nice person...well you just KNOW she posted those Twitter photos of an ever-heavier Chrissy chasing that cake as a big FAT fuck-you. I could be wrong, but I doubt it. I wonder if any of the set insiders on the gossip threads have anything on her. I could see her being an extra cunt to the behind the camera people. I wish Chrissy's Filipina tampon slave would show up here on the DL and dish the dirt.

OK, I asked the thread below. Let's keep updated. If I find out she's as sweet as sugar, I'm still going to give a massive side-eye, but will have to suck it up. Much like Chrissy sucks up her 19th Big Gulp right before she goes to sleep for the night.

I'd love to hear the dirt the wardrobe people have on her. You know they see her naked every day.

How many measuring tapes do they have to fix together to get around her girth?

And does she get an extra large tape mark for her placing on the studio floor? Does she have a super sized stand in to help set the blocking before takes? Are there technical issues associated with filming this big woman? So many questions . . .

Can she even see the marks she stands on? I don't think she's seen her feet since 2008.

Her heart! Though it could've just have easily have been her joints.

It is a genuinely beautiful face. She's got a Kim Novak thing going on.

I was at a Disney world buffet and saw what I assumed to be a family. Two middle aged adults and two young men. The parents were overweight though not horribly so. The two young men from the neck up were nice looking clean cut types but below they were disgustingly obese with thick roles of fat. This was accentuated because they were sitting. Strangely their faces weren't fat. I've never seen such a bizarre disconnect like that before.

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Chrissy at the "This Is Us" rehearsal Table Read of the weekly script:

"Chomp, chomp, chomp, pause, burp, chomp, chomp, loud fart, chomp, chomp, chomp, etc."

Dying! r30, I needed that, thank you. Just a whiff. Oh no.........................

Pffffft.

That cast must get exhausted tiptoeing around Chrissy, trying to remember to treat her like a normal person.

Tiptoeing around Chrissy is a good way to get your steps in for the day. Or the month.

She needs to start a diet and to remember that a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step by the person pushing you on a trolley.

Oh r33, touch me inappropriately. Love you!

Revealing article from a few months ago.

Seems she's still claiming that her weight loss is a work in progress.

r36. "in progress"... in the wrong fucking direction.

Funny how open the jokes were about Mama Cass and Totie Fields. And Chrissy is twice as large. She wouldn't have been on TV then. She would have been considered the fat lady in the circus. Which she is to a certain extent I guess.

I bet that she has the fat lady smell.

What's her dress size? Tess Holliday claims to be a size 22.

R40 Mess Holliday is a delusional liar.

As for Chrissy's bizarre shape being translated to earth female dress size? Maybe some prodigy at MIT can crack the code. I sort of think it may be unknowable. One of those secrets of the universe.

I wish Joan Rivers was still alive to give us her thoughts on Chrissy's red carpet style -- and make a joke about her dressmaker using a yardstick.

From one of the earlier threads:

[quote]She looks like a fucking bitch, and she more that time goes on, and she continues to gain, the more obvious it is. She is a seething mass of anger underneath her saccharine veneer.

She probably has a food addiction. Has anyone here ever been addicted to food?

No. Everyone on DL eats only what's nutritious and necessary to maintain one's energy and health.

I only eat quinoa.

Chrissy's dress size is "Sleeps 6."

She can't wear corduroys in California for fear of starting a fire.

Chrissy can't wear corduroys in California for fear of sparking a fire.

MMMBop but with the lyric 'mmmbop' changed to 'snack purse'.

What will the next thread title be? 'Who Will Love My Snack Purse?' 'Valley of the Snack Purse', 'Whatever Happened to Baby Snack Purse?'

Dumb question probably: if she only ate the normal anount of calories per day, 2000, would she lose weight?

R52 reply 209 on the previous thread had this answer:

Chrissy is listed as being 38 years old and height of 5'5". If you have her at a conservative weight estimate of 500 lbs., that means for her to maintain her weight, she'd have to eat about 3500 calories a day. But she's been gaining weight it seems, so she's eating more than 3500 calories a day. How a person can cram that much food down their stomach is beyond me.

She’s big boned.

She should eat more kale.

Why is DL so pathologically obsessed with obese people? Is it because most users are slightly overweight and looking for someone fatter than themselves to make fun of?

No, you frau at R56. It's because this woman is a sideshow act.

Has Milo eaten out her snatch?

[quote]She should eat more kale.

She can't. She gave up kale for Lent.

So a gay man who asks a question about why DL hates fatties so much is automatically branded a frau. Nice one, R57. Young gay men are one of the highest groups for eating disorders. I should know. I barfed more chow than Kimberly Drummond.

OP she doesn't have a snack purse she has a snack truck, it follows her wherever sh goes.

"That bitch, there? SHE'S going to impersonate me? Fucking hell."

Has anyone mentioned her on the deathwatch threads for 2019 yet?

It’s just not pleasant to look at hugely obese people. In the gay world, some fat people can make a go of it if they are funny and/or have an entertaining drag persona. But even then, if they get TOO fat, it’s too much to subject the lesser-weighted of us to.

She drags around her snack truck like a kid with a toy wagon. And won't go near a warehouse or distribution center with it.

Does she get along with her family?

Is Chrissy like this woman of size at 47:14 who lives off salads?

lol OP I just realized you credited me with coining "snack purse." How very conscientious of you to CITE YOUR SOURCES! Thanks!

Is this her snack purse?

I think that's her snatch purse! MY EYES!

r69 Where did you find this jewel?

She could have at least wrapped a California king bedskirt around her waist to show some modesty.

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So BRAVE.

I tried to watch her show last night. It was HORRIBLE.

r69's photo is of Chrissy with her empty ice cream bucket at Baskin Robbins.

Her snatch smells.

Like what, R76?

Oreos and poppers.

When she wear heels by the end of the day they're flats.

Can you imagine being around her when she farts?

[quote]Not Without My Snack Purse

So THAT's what they call duffel bags nowadays.

I don't even want to imagine being in Santa Barbara when she farts.

How does Chrissy get around the studio? Is she wheeled or does she walk?

R80 and R82 reminded me of this gem from way back when:

Here is a picture of Chrissy making her way around the studio. Notice the look of fear and confusion (she is without her snack purse).

[quote]Her mother would forgo meals sometimes to provide for Metz and her siblings.

LOL!

[quote]Her snatch smells.

I don't think it has seen the light of day for years now.

Luckily, This Is Us has wrapped filming for the season. Can you imagine going to the set on Monday after she stuffed herself with corned beef and especially cabbage all weekend long???? The explosive gas would blow everyone off the set.

[quote]Can you imagine going to the set on Monday after she stuffed herself with corned beef and especially cabbage all weekend long???? The explosive gas would blow everyone off the set.

She's going to correct the problem with the nationwide methane shortage.

Honey, after all the corned beef and cabbage she'd be farting flames.

R70 I just google images of different things: Chrissy Metz snack purse, sexy, obese, fattest, etc.

Wonder if she hinges on high-end fare or low brow GMO snacks.

Any predictions for how long TIU will stay on the air and Chrissy's post-show career?

I'd love if they casually showed a bag of flour beside Kate's bed during a post-coital scene.

Snack Purse by Chrissy™️ will debut on QVC. Her range will tie in with storylines on This Is Us in its final season.

I wonder if Chrissy ever goes up to Milo and says pull my finger.

They probably rarely see each other, since their characters do not interact. (They're in different eras.)

Chrissy's chair on set.

Doesn't look strong enough, R98.

It’s meant to hold 2 people, so it might be. Although the weight distribution will be different, so who knows?

If you assume two people combined might weigh three hundred pounds, it seems like Chrissy might actually be three people. She's closer to four-fifty than three hundred for sure.

[quote]@ChrissyMetz: This is my FAVORITE time of year. I'll take a dozen boxes of Thin Mints, six- - no, eight boxes of Samoas, only four boxes of Trefoils...

Did she actually tweet that, R102?

She’s so fat, she can’t get on a seesaw without turning it into a catapult.

She has to but 3 seats on an airplane.

[quote]She’s big boned.

She has "glands."

It's her thyroid! We don't know her diet!

R103 Doesn't look like it. I see though our Chrissy is on top of her "financial health" these days

Here she is in one of those vids looking like a cross between Violet from Willy Wonka and the guy who exploded in Monty Python's Meaning of Life. Her angry fake smiley face also brings in a touch of the clown from IT.

Bitch is gonna explode!

R109 Jesus fucking Christ I can't believe how fucking fat she is. She has enough money to hire a personal trainer. What the fuck is she waiting for?

She has the angry, bitter eyes of a fatty who swallows her rage with a gallon of ice cream.

r112 She really does. She's so angry, I would actually go with the word "fury" to describe the vibe I feel coming off of her. If her character gets written off, or if KFC changes their extra crispy recipe, I could see her going "family annihilator" on the set. I'm only half joking.

She must be a virgin. Is there a guy desperate enough to fuck her or eat her pussy (assuming he could find/reach it)? I doubt an escort would touch that.

She was briefly married a few years ago.

Women love her.

Women love her because if they're overweight she makes them look thin by comparison.

Women of size should not wear belts.

She must smell pleasant when she makes appearances on talk shows or interviews because you know she can’t reach around and wipe her ass after shitting. I’m sure that at home she has one of those contraptions for fat people to wipe their ass but I doubt she carries that around when she’s going on the Today Show. You just know that her ass reeks of dried shit.

You think her ass smells bad?

She needs a dress with a cuff like this. A lot of fat women wear them because otherwise, with that huge stomach, they ride up and can reveal too much (as photos of Chrissy that have been posted on these threads prove).

Does anyone know how to apply to be her personal ass assistant? Asking for a friend. TIA!

It’s well known that she travels with her ass wiping ‘comfort wipe’. Hi, I’m Chrissy and this is my comfort wipe. Please hold it while I do my interview with Hoda and Savannah.

I bet there's a bottle of perfume in that snack purse. When you get to that size you sweat A LOT and I'm sure she needs to spritz every so often to not smell.

Chrissy stores gummy bears in her armpits and under her stomach flap. They act as a sweet natural deodorizer and are also able to be consumed in the emergency situation that the snack purse contents run out.

[quote]Women love her

Correction: Fat women love her because she validates their own fatness.

R105, actually she avoids having to purchase an entire row of airplane seats by taking a helicopter instead. AND she doesn't have to worry about squeezing into one of those little bathrooms midflight!

Here is Chrissy dressed up for the Oscars. The thong is a bit tacky.

Those last 2 posts are hysterical!

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Nice Gucci snack purse Chrissy.

At r130, she's about to snap up a nutritious morsel being delivered mid air by one of her numerous assistants. Girl's gotta keep fuelled up on the go. Saving the purse snacks for her next sit down graze.

When you become this fat you become a sideshow attraction. You become public property.

Love the eye make up and the purse!

Is she still frau-tweeting?

I think Chrissy has her Filipina tampon slave (we totally need a name) doing the tweeting. Tweeting is too much exertion for Chrissy. All of those buttons to press, think about it. Give her a break guys!

I wonder what happened to Chrissy's previous Laotian tampon slave, Thin? Has anyone seen her?

Chrissy mistook him and his family for one of her snack purse items R137

r137 Thin...went to live on a farm.

We must never speak of Thin again...nor will Chrissy ever look it.

Excuse me but it enhances our beauty R118 !

OK r140 Sorry, I mean Saturn, some form of your post is in the running for the title of Part 4.

R38 , R57 and R133 Well she did play a circus fat lady in American Horror Story after all.

And by 'snack purse' you mean pussy?

She’s really fat, yeah, but she’s a character actress so I guess it makes sense. There’s a lot of fat people out there and they are usually invisible on tv and in movies.

Oh, bless, r144

Oh, R144, honey, Chrissy would never be invisible no matter what medium she was in

Fucking DYING r146 So much material, so little brain matter on my part.

Something never seeing a size medium, something, something. Ah, fuck it, my Metz Muse is at KFC.

More please!

You bitches are funny but come on there’s a place onscreen for people who are not impossibly gorgeous.

Chrissy has been cast for her physical attributes as much as any tall, skinny white blond woman. It's just that her 'act' is fat. She isn't actually a good actress. Her attempts as anything deep rarely come off as sincere, and when they do they're just maudlin. At other times the bitterness is barely hidden beneath the surface. She's no Shelley Winters. No one would dying to cast her if she *wasn't* fat and no fraus would think she was the second coming of Meryl Streep either.

Ain't no snack purse high enough

Ain't no snack purse low enough

Ain't no snack purse wide enough

To keep Chrissy from fooooood

She will win an Academy Award for Best Actress someday! By starring in a Dolly Dimples biopic.

There is a difference between impossibly gorgeous and so fucking fat you can't wipe your ass. Or insert a 'pon.

You could play Seaview Circle on a Knots Landing reboot.

"Pon"

I love it, r152!

She not even know my name. Fat lady just lifts her skirt and yells "Pon!". Now everybody call me Pon too.

And voila, the Filipina tampon slave has a name. Welcome Pon!

Thank you. My job awful.

What about her other assistants? Airport wheelchair pusher, tent dress ironer, snack purse filler etc? Or is hard-pressed Pon required to multitask?

R158 Great questions. I am pretty sure the airport pusher was not Pon, the other positions however...thoughts?

God, please let Pon not also be her wiper. That is fucking cruel on top of cruel.

How do we know Chrissy doesn't have an industrial strength bidet the size of a park fountain?

She shits in a bathtub.

Chrissy is giving up DataLounge for Lent. Possibly even forever.

Chrissy give up In N Out for Lent. She switch to McDonald's and like fries very much. I buy many orders and heat in microwave for her snack purse.

[quote]How do we know Chrissy doesn't have an industrial strength bidet the size of a park fountain?

It looks more like the fountains at the Bellagio.

I'd love for her to win an award and then be totally out of breath when she got on stage to accept it.

Didn't she win recently for that show she's on as part of an ensemble cast? I am possibly having a fake DL memory as opposed to what I thought I saw. I seem to recall her lumbering her way to the stage She didn't have her airport pusher or Pon, so it was up to her to waddle on up.

I want to be right because that means there is video of this somewhere. I want to be wrong, because it means she was too fucking fat to haul herself those few yards to the stage, and production had to "transport" her during a commercial break as imagined below.

I don't get why this B lister (she puts the B in obesity) at best gets such a kid glove (big fucking glove, and a whole lot of kids) treatment.

Pon has to help Chrissy mop up after rinsing with the Bellagio Bidet, otherwise Chrissy would get poo on her shoes.

I want to see a vid of Milo eating her snatch.

If Hollywood ever does as reboot of the Poseidon Adventure she could play the character Shelly Winters played, you know she would float.

If Hollywood ever does as reboot of the Poseidon Adventure she could play the ship, you know she would get an Oscar nom.

R166, I think it was the SAG awards. I was looking to see what kind of chairs(s) she was sitting on.

Regular tampon WAY too small for Chrissy Grand Conyon puss with fat layers around

I have to create GIANT FAT tampon for her - try stuffing King pillowcases full gauze and Maxi Pads sometime - you see my life - sad sad ting

How I ever go back Manilla?

Most women smell even if they're not fat. Lezbians are worst, since so many of them actually believe that hygiene is a conspiracy and wanting to feel clean is a marketing ploy (really!).

For women like Chrissy -- super fat -- it's much worse if they live in a warm climate. Live in Alaska and you don't sweat much. Live in LA and when summer comes... oh, sweet Lord.

She's gotten so heavy I can't even see it as a joke. She's killing herself and I think she's gone over the edge damaging her body to such an extent she can never fully recover. Pretty sad because I think in there was physically at least a genuinely beautifully women.

I’m sure she has extra heavy periods like most obese women do because of excessive estrogen.

You know that can’t smell pleasant. And she’s probably extra bitchy.

I actually don’t believe she carries a snack purse.

I think she probably tries to eat very little during the day and out in public. She probably just niches on a salad at lunch on the set.

But then when she gets home I think she has major anger and rage issues... and deals with it by eating an entire chocolate cake and several gallons of ice cream every night while she’s alone.

Probably, R176, most fat people eat normally in public.

It's different when they're at home.

R36 -- she claims in that her a red carpet dress required a year of planning and work!

You all know that she has the ‘fat lady’ smell. It’s there.

When the Santa Ana winds blow all of CA knows about that smell.

Queen of the Snack Purse

‘This Is Us’ star Chrissy Metz on her worst credit card fail, why she shops at Costco and her Warren Buffett mindset

Chrissy Metz Just Posted A No-Makeup Selfie And Announced She’s Guest-Starring On ‘Superstore’

r183 Ah yes, one of those 5 hour "no makeup" makeup jobs. Look at our fresh little daisy, contoured within an inch of her life and holding up that chin with everything she's got. Must have been exhausting. Pon had to massage that hand for hours to get the circulation back. That is Chrissy's best eatin' hand, she shouldn't have strained it like that. Very risky of you Chrissy!

"Superstore", huh? Fucking hell. You can't make this shit this up.

Surely Pon would only be required one week out of four to curb those monthly flows? What does she do the rest of the time?

Chrissy's ass doesn't magically wipe itself R185.

The fat ones usually like to give blowjobs.

Imagine being brave enough to put your penis into Chrissy's mouth. Hopefully she wasn't hungry.

I asked her what she wanted on her burger. She said, "A hot dog!"

Her blood type is ragu!

I assume Pon is illegal and paid one dollar an hour.

The hell is she playing in Superstore? A rival grocery chain?

[quote]And does she get an extra large tape mark for her placing on the studio floor? Does she have a super sized stand in to help set the blocking before takes? Are there technical issues associated with filming this big woman? So many questions . . .

Not a super-sized Stand In, but a group of five or six large women they duct tape together to represent Chrissy for lighting and other production purposes...

Once Miss Chrissy fat lady find out I sew, she have me make clothes and panties. Dresses have secret pockets for food in case she lose snack purse.

She mean and cheap, especially with period or low blood sugar.

Pon, dear, Chrissy hasn't had low blood sugar since 2004.

It’s sad to have to shop at the bulk store just to make one meal.

Girl can clear out an aisle at Costco.

She shops at Costco because the aisles are super wide.

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I remember that talk show

Had to change tampon during every break

She have heavy flow too

Remember talk show

She change tampon during break

Have heavy flow too

Did Chrissy also discuss her worst chair failure and her buffet mindset?

I heard NBC wanted Chrissy to host SNL. But, Lorne Michaels put his foot down because he's already fed up with paying the studio food bills for Aidy Bryant and Cecily Strong. Chrissy hosting would have doubled the food bills.

Can you imagine the reaction of the Costco sample servers when they hear Chrissy is in their store?

Thank you to the the hilarious bitch (or bitches) chiming in as Pon. You are doing the lard's work. Well, actually Pon is, but you get my meaning.

R152 Thank you again for bringing a name to the face and life of Chrissy's Filipina tampon slave. She's going to be a breakout STAH! (Pon: "What you mean 'going to be', bitch?")

I see it unfolding now... A Part 4 title featuring Pon (with credit to her agent R152 of course). Start thinking one up now. A Pon DL AMA. A best selling book of haikus like at r201. A line of clothing as suggested by r194 for the blood sugar (or just hangry) challenged. A guest starring role on This is Us, that eclipses Chrissy (not literally, we know that is not possible). An Emmy award winning TV movie (or documentary as r199 suggested) still untitled, based on Pon's life and travails. Her own talk show. So much more. The potential is endless. We've got our own All About Eve thing hatching here.

Thank you R205.

Chrissy Metz Part 4: The Wrath of Pon

Oh god, I LOVE IT r207

Thank YOU R206 aka R152 Look what you have birthed!

Unfortunately I'm 207 too. Staycation with too much free time.

Hah! me too! You are great r207 r209, All of your Rs.

Pon! Get your skinny ass back here with my bucket o' chicken.

I wonder if on certain days when she is extra over it, or just wants to be entertained, if Pon ties a string to Chrissy's hourly bucket of extra crispy, and yanks it across the floor each time Chrissy reaches for it? I'd like to think she does.

I have ways to fool Chrissy Fat Lady. I put low fat sour cream in old regular container and she hate baked potatoes, say they taste no good.

Then I go to my room and laugh.

Empty container

Filled with low fat sour cream

Ruins Chrissy's meal

R213 you have your own room? What does it look like?

Pon sleeps in a cupboard under the stairs.

R199 I thought the side panels of that dress were the extra tall arms of some ugly chair. I thought she was sitting! It’s like those eye teasers that used to be in the comics pages in the 1980s and ‘90s.

Please put your hands together and welcome to the stage: FILIPINA TAMPONSLAVE

My name is Pon!

Miss Chrissy say she feel sad about no more Payless Shoe. Out of luck with Jimmy Choo and Moo Noo Loo Blah Blah Blah.

R218. NO! My name Pon! Use other name for drag name, only if you talent. No talent, no use!

I state boundaries!

Guest on Superstore.

Chrissy hungry between takes.

Ate a prop cheesecake.

Superstore -- never heard of it -- is she playing the titular role?

She is beautiful and inspirational.

Chrissy beautiful

Chrissy inspirational

Chrissy fat lard-ass

Should have posted here instead of older thread. Still reeling from this and the fact that anyone thought this outfit was a good idea.

The problem with those kind of prints on women her size is that it brings to mind upholstery.

Her face look large.

The dress looks kind of like it's floating.

Sorry, I meant her FEET look large.

In R226 s photo she looks like she is wearing window curtains from Radio City Music Hall in NYC.

Liberace’s shower curtain

R228 - I'm surprised her feet aren't purple. Not sure how they get any blood circulation.

That stomach is clearly forced into some massive-sized spanx. LIke "why bother" sized.

Straight men love her super-curvy figure. It conveys fertility. It's a straight guy thing. You gay bois would never understand.

The fat slob is giving a blowjob. Disgusting.

She's curvy alright; she's almost a perfect sphere.

Here is another shot that showcases her piggy mean eyes and fake smile. This is one angry bitch underneath that saccharine coating.

Forget her asshole, how does she wipe her snatch after urinating?

R236: Pon might die from stench

Have to wipe big fat cow snatch

Don't pay me enough

She's a goddess, a fertility goddess.

She's got a very pretty face. She's a knockout IMO. She's perfect just the way she is. I'm sick of people telling her that she needs to lose a few pounds. She's a natural beauty and you'd be surprised to learn that she's a duck magnet.

R236 She probably employs the drip dry method.

I'm not surprised at all that she is a duck magnet R239. They need somehwere to land and rest on their migratory flights.

Plus, they know they'll always find food.

Me. I am Pon, the Elusive Filipina Tampon-Slave

Has she given birth on her show yet? What will the baby weigh? 20 lbs?

I hope it's stillborn from complications arising from her massive heft.

[quote]She's a goddess, a fertility goddess.

She's several - she an entire pantheon of fertility goddesses...

The woman must be making $50,000 or more per episode.

Why not just get some liposuction under a general anesthetic?

But don’t they charge by the pound to do lipo? It’d cost her trillions.

She apparently makes 250k an episode !!!!!

(That must just barely cover her food budget)

Her grocery shopping is equal to the GDP of Guyana.

I almost feel we shouldn’t be laughing. Tragique.

r251 I respect your opinion, but I am absolutely certain we should be laughing. She isn't lovable, and she is an angry mess who is apparently trying to commit suicide in slow motion via food. Meanwhile, Frauen are doing their "You've got this girl!" "You are angelic and perfect as you are!" "Such a pretty face, you are as the lard made you, don't listen to the haters!" ra-rah shit. All the while thinking relievedly "At least I'm not as fat as HER")

Perhaps, one day, a google alert will finally dump her into the (suddenly broken) arms of Dr. Now. We would have such deliciousness to watch if they did a Netflix series. "Finding Chrissy" Or whatever the hell the title. Ratings GOLD. Hearing Chrissy's excuses, Dr. Now not having any of it, Pon spilling it all and throwing Chrissy under the This is Us Bus...Can't fucking wait.

"I said TWO Pon. TWO BUCKETS you dumbass."

R252 is right. It's hard to feel for her when she seems like a raging bitch just below the surface of uplifting tweets.

She never seems like the serene body-positive hero she tries to play (both onscreen and off). More like bitter, angry, resentful, nasty and unhappy.

If she was as addicted to alcohol or drugs as she is to food no frau would be making excuses for her. And no one whose that controlled by addiction is ever happy.

Miss Chrissy, we're no have chafe cream. Do you want I run to store?

She's going to mention that she actually carries a snack purse in an interview soon. Just wait.

I hope Chrissy doesn't get an Emmy nomination this year.

Can you imagine how out of breath she'd be by the time she got to the microphone?

And her acceptance speech? Would she thank Pon?

Hopefully not at the Golden Globes they have that table set up with not much room between them. Can you imagine.

Even if Chrissy gets nominated for an Emmy, she won't win. She lost two years ago to Ann Dowd from The Handmaid's Tale. Last year, NBC heavily campaigned for Chrissy, Justin Hartley, and Mandy Moore before and during nomination voting. Those three didn't get nominations. The actress who plays Randall's wife on This Is Us is getting some Emmy buzz. I hope she doesn't get nominated. This Is Us is entertaining show, but it's overrated as fuck.

If Chrissy or her cast mate get nominated this year, I see them losing to an actress from Game of Thrones or some other cable show.

R262 or anyone who wants to chime in. I'm not being a dick, just curious as I've never seen the show before, what do you find entertaining about it?

r238 apparently archeologists now think that most of those fertility goddess statues were made by women. The proportions of the sculptures are all off, yet, they're accurate bodily representations, if one were looking down at their own pregnant belly, etc.

[quote]Has she given birth on her show yet? What will the baby weigh? 20 lbs?

She'll have a litter about 6-8 babies

I finally gave up on the show. I had three episodes on the DVR and decided I didn't really care enough to watch them, and cancelled any future recordings. Life's too short.

This is Us is a guilty pleasure of mine. Storylines are hit or miss. Chrissy's character on that show doesn't annoy me all that much. The character played by Sterling K. Brown is much worse than Chrissy's character.

Why is she considered to be angry? There was the Alison Brie thing, but DL had labeled her angry before that. Does she legitimately have that reputation in Hollywood, or do we assume anyone carting around 400 lbs all day long has to be pretty miserable?

Here you go R268. Just one of many in a plethora of articles about it

Miss Chrissy Fat Lady very mean most of time unless she eating.

Pon, tell us, did Miss Chrissy Fat Lady make you sign a confidentiality agreement? You know, you were told to keep your piehole shut?

No weigh dies she eat as much as you bitches think. She has glandular issues and is probably hypoglycemic, so she needs a sugar rush a few times a day.

She should put those earnings to good use and pull a Streisand: have a grocery store built in her basement. She can take the freight elevator down anytime, day or night, she feels like scootering around her "store" and buying all her favorite foods.

Chrissy doesn't have mall money. The best she can do is have Costco open an hour early, which gives employees time to restock.

Doesn't Amazon Fresh have any 18-wheelers in its fleet?

She doesn’t have Bab’s money, Bab’s talent or Bab’s staying power. I predict we will never see her again after TIU ends. Not a ton of roles for actresses her size, unless they remake Gilbert Grape.

Oh, there are many future roles in store. A color-blind remake of Precious would let her flex her acting muscles. And they haven't yet done a good Hindenberg film. The title role would surely generate Oscar buzz. She goes down in flames; oh, the humanity!

Oh there'll be roles for our Chrissy! She'll have her own star vehicle or, you know, dump truck but same same!

I still think she is perfect for a remake of the P Adventure, not as Shelly's part but as the ship.

Back off, take cover!

Chrissy have cabbage dinner

Fumes kill people dead.

I smell a BSA for G as Pom if she dons yellowface... well, nomination.

It Pon, bad fake accent bitch that love Harvey long time. Pon! You old with ugly kids.

Not very convincing, G at R282. No wonder you didn't win this year.

Pon, dear, at R282. M and I worked hard for years as highly respected film stars to come to be referred to by only our initials. No other other actresses have achieved that on DL. You, one the other hand, are illegally living in the US and paid twelve dollars a day to help clean a hippo's heavy flows.

Go by your full name, dear.

M and G both die in fire of grease!

Chrissy is an amazing actress. Do you bitches actually watch TIU? It's an amazing show and she is terrific. Many rolls will come her way after the show ends. She will be in demand.

No doubt that many rolls will come her way. And she’ll eat every fucken one of those rolls.

I love you R287! Your post made me laugh.

I'd love to see Chrissy do some of M and G's classic roles (which necessary changes of course): How about a remake of Sophie's Choice in which she instead acts the guard if she can exchange both her children for a some hot dogs? Or Fatal Attraction, where instead of boiling a pet rabbit she decides to deep-fry it?

Leave her alone. She has a healthy appetite and she she gives into it. I must say that I find it a tad hypocritical for gay men to belittle a person with food addiction, since so many of you overindulge in other areas of your life, namely sexual. How is that any different from her?

Oh, honey, there is NOTHING "tad" about Chrissy. Nice try though. Go have an Eggo or twelve.

Does Chrissy have a cameo in the new Dumbo- maybe as a cousin?

The guy who plays Toby deserves an Emmy for pretending he is in love with her!

So the ad for her new movie. Did I get this right - she steps onto a frozen pond, breaks the ice and her kid is submerged for hours?

Why hasn't this misogynistic fat shaming thread been deleted? A lot of us who post hear are straight women and I find these types of threads highly offensive. We have been your only friends and allies for years and this is are payback? I mean, yes I love my gays, but sometimes I just cannot with you fellas. We deserve to be treated better than this. Certainly Miss Metz doesn't deserve this type a treatment.

R296! "Your gays" don't give a fuck about you. You don't like this thread, don't read it, plod on out of here you asshole Frau.

R296 Don’t you have a woodworking project to work on?

I'm a straight woman and I feel no pressure or even need to defend all women, particularly ones like Metz who try to normalize an insanely unhealthy lifestyle. You don't need to be a fat shamer to point out that someone who is over 200 pounds overweight is gross.

R296, a lot of us hear? Take your rotten, stinking gash elsewhere. You pussy is stinking up this thread.

R296 best be joking! We don't want allies who can't spell

I'm waiting for Chrissy Metz Part 4: The Wrath Of Pon!

Agree, r302-- such a great title. Chrissy has been suspiciously quiet of late. We need more videos of her airport wheelchair push-throughs as she clutches her snack purse, huffing and puffing, while turning down autographs, and being literally stuffed into the back seat of a car by clearly repulsed non-Pon staff.

Was she always this Christian, or is she trying to wriggle her way into an accepting market? She has to know this TV role isn't going to last forever. Her mother had a stroke a couple of years ago, so, family health history is not on her side

Chrissy, get the fucking message instead of self-soothing by eating your way through the entire Cheesecake Factory menu. Or is tonight Olive Garden night, and you are cuddling the breadsticks? I can't keep track.

Olive Garden? Once Chrissy starting making money, she made a beeline to the Cheesecake Factory and hasn't looked back. She's having a pre-dinner snack of avocado eggrolls, extra sauce.

God you gays are awful. Heaven forbid a gal doesn't fit a size zero, she is branded morbidly obese by you body dysmorphic gays. Leave her alone. You have no idea how much she eats or doesn't eat. Some people do have glandular issues that predispose them to gaining a little weight. Whatever the case she's a lovely human being who serves as an inspiration to many of us who don't fit Hollywood's or Madison Avenue's idea of what constitutes beauty. And she's taking home more dough a year then any of you will see in a lifetime.

The money won't do the hog any good when she drops dead at 40.

The most dough she's taking home is on the bottom of take-out pizzas.

You do realize that besides being an inspiration, she has become something of a fashion icon.

Yes, panties showing is always a lovely look. Thank God she isn't going commando. Her gunt would be dragging on the ground.

How the fuck does she masturbate? Or does Pon do it for her?

Yes, r310, because life is all about being skinny and achieving an orgasm. Rolls eyes.

There's a wide range between skinny and disgustingly obese.

Lord you guys are idiots. To quote my girl Sophia on Golden Girls, you've all got linguine for brains! Morons!

The only thing resilient is her overworked heart.

I wonder why she never came forth with a #MeToo story. Did some big-shot producer want to grab her pussy, but couldn't reach it beneath her huge, overhanging pannus.

R315 You'd have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

R305 Yeah, she’s a ‘little’ overweight. Ya think? Just slightly.

My straight friend is very attracted to her. He says she has mad curves and he fantasizes about 69-ing her and having her ride him reverse cowgirl. Gays will never understand what turns straight men on.

She's a very nice person. Isn't that all that should count? According to people that work with her, she's as sweet as pie.

That's not what I've heard r319. Saccharine pie maybe. Certainly nothing worth all of the eggshells they have to walk on, or the landmines they have to avoid.

Chrissy should use a little saccharine for herself, or Equal, or Splenda...

She’s very bitter inside. But its her own fault.

[quote]And her acceptance speech? Would she thank Pon?

She never tank me for anyting!

[quote]He says she has mad curves and he fantasizes...having her ride him reverse cowgirl.

That could be fatal - does your friend has a death wish too?

[quote]How the fuck does she masturbate? Or does Pon do it for her?

Pon have to do EVERYTING for her!

This Pon crap is incredibly offensive. So besides being raging misogynists, your also a bunch of hateful bigots. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I and other women advocated for you and sat besides you during your darkest hours. This is our thanks?!?!

Oh shut up and get lost R325 . Your pussy stinks!

Who do you think you're talking to, r326? I love my gays, I truly do, but it's idiots like you who make me question sometimes why I tolerate them.

R325=Chrissy Metz.

R311. You're absolutely right. Life IS all about being skinny and having orgasms. And being rich, too.

I tend not to utilize "ignore-dar" but I did and r325 is a wee bit too invested in making Chrissy seem like a dream. Laughable.

R325 is on the wrong thread and site.

R325 types fat and self-righteous

No one fucks with our Pon. Pon would be the first to spit on Frau SJWs like r325.

However, Pon is currently using her spit to thread a needle--It's that time for Chrissy's hourly bucket of extra crispy, and Pon is ready for it.

[quote]However, Pon is currently using her spit to thread a needle--It's that time for Chrissy's hourly bucket of extra crispy, and Pon is ready for it.

Pon got to have some fun

Pon is getting DL famous, like Mike from the Palm Springs gathering. Can you imagine those two working on the next get together? What a disaster, and I am here for it. This needs to happen. Spin-off in the making. Bravo, are you listening?

Abominable thread, especially coming from gay men, who should know better. To boot she's a sweetheart and very sensitive. If she were to hear anyone mocking her with such intensity, it would be like driving a steak through her heart. Awful!

Did someone say steak? Yummy!!!!!!

R325 types obese.

R337 types elderly and unfuckable.

Reverse cowgirl, r318? In other words, your friend wants a broken pelvis.

Oh Father, please do not drive a steak through Chrissy's heart but deliver it unto her fat gullet. Amen.

The fat defender going on about what a lovely person Chrissy is, is in complete denial. Chrissy terrible behaviour is reported all over the internet. The poster is either equally obese and therefore personally invested or is Chrissy herself.

As for straight guys finding her sexy - in your dreams, bitch! You obviously do not know any straight guys, because that is not the kind of things they say about Chrissy's ilk.

I’ll bet there are many black guys who would bang her.

Maybe for shits and giggles. And they better have huge cocks,cause it's a long way to Chrissy's gash.

All you haters are going to get it back you 10-fold Karma is a bitch. And you'll find no sympathy from me. You'll just be getting your just desserts.

Honey, I don't want sympathy from you. Why don't you go lick Chrissy's clit? Maybe the Highway Patrol can loan you a jaws of life to hold open her gargantuan legs.

[quote]r325 types obese.

r325 has a lot of replies criticizing DLers and trying to normalize Chrissy.

R325 is Chrissys body double.

It's already been posted that they just duct tape together 5 or 6 fat women as Chrissy's stand-in.

When y'all learn that her appetite and calorie intake are not abnormal and that there may be glandular issues at play, you'll eat your words.

Chrissy eats her words, and everything else in sight.

[quote]You'll just be getting your just desserts.

Did someone say "desserts?"

BTW, the correct expression is "just DESERTS," unless you were being punny. (It's from the same root as "deserve.")

I'm not trying to stir things up...there's enough of that on this thread.

But Chrissy's pussy is STANK.

Pon didn't post since last thursday. Did something happened while she was doing her duty ?

Did she get sucked into a place where the sun don't shine? Horrors.

r353 I post yesterday, not easy to find private time. Your care for me so nice, not like fat bitch.

Damn. She awake now making hungry noise. What else new? I try to post later.

I loved Mike from The Palm Springs gathering R334

Thread is much better with R325 blocked. Although it may have been someone taking the piss, hacking about steaks and desserts. Oh well.

Me too R356. Here is a link for those who did not get a chance to "enjoy" Mike's passive-aggressive control freak anger. Pon would have his assholery for supper.

Hang on, coincidence! Just as I was about to post this, I got the following text from Pon:

Pass this long to Dadda Lounge. I just read Palm Springs thread. (Should be Pon Springs but discuss later) That Mike? He need mental help. Demand Bravo money to put up with him. Agree good show. Need title. Fat bitch need dinner. She get dinner alright.

I wonder if Chrissy’s ass stinks. Surely she can reach around to clean it.

Oh really, R359?

You wonder if she stink?

Fuck you and your horse....

Pon - what her fart smell like?

Like you breath, R361....

You think Pon life easy, caring for mean fat bitch?

Surely a person of means could repurpose some automatic car wash machinery to assist in post-excrement self-maintenance, like a spinning brush toward which she could ease her crack to get in there and loosen all the debris. And Pon could still have a job, changing the brushes and emptying the tanks.

In my dreams, R363

In Pon's wildest dreams

Pon should start acting a bit more grateful for her job, I would hate for there to be an accident like with my last tampon girl. She slipped on my cooter juice and fell head first into a vat of mayonnaise, I finished that whole thing off but we never did find the poor thing. Such a shame, anyway Chop Chop, tampons don't change themselves.

Cooter Juice r365? Nice knowing all of you. That was one gross-out too many.

Why all the hate on this vile creature?

You answered your own question r367

Chrissy taught this guy what to do in such a situation it seems.

Shopper choked supermarket cashier over how his groceries were bagged. Feared his snack chips were being crushed.

Does her cooter stink?

Darlene Cates died almost 3 years ago.

Cooter juice and dingleberries!

Chrissy gets more dick than you rancid old queens could ever hope to nab. She does quite fine for herself. Her sweet spot is well serviced.

Yes, because Chrissy's sweet spot is In N Out.

2 years ago.

[quote]Darlene Cates died almost 3 years ago.

And yet her cooter still smells better than Chrissy's

Where the fuck is that smell coming from?

Pon's job worse than you know

Chrissy a squirter!

The way every individual's body is different in how it distributes excess adipose tissue is so fascinating to me.

Chrissy is about the same size as (or perhaps a bit smaller than) Tess Holliday, but she doesn't have Tess's grotesque upper arms.

Meanwhile, Tess doesn't have Chrissy's moonface and multiple chins. In some of her pics it almost looks like an attractive, slim model's head was photoshopped onto an obese body.

She's gained even more weight since getting those tattoos that Dolly Parton now looks like she's had a bad facelift.

Your envy of her is palpable. Gorgeous face. Check. Raven hair. Check. Sexy curves that drive straight men wild. Check. Fabulously successful career. Check. Famous worldwide. Check. Can get any cock she wants. Check. Am I missing anything? When it comes to envy, you bitches really take the cake.

Sorry Miss Metz at R380, but we know about the the reality of your situation: wheezing after a 1 min walk, not being able to wipe your arse or reach your genitals, horrible B.O., fungus growing in the folds, people whispering about you in the street and at awards shows, having to choose your chairs carefully so they don't break, needing a respirator at night to breathe, joint pain, not being about to buy fashionable clothes. The list goes on and on.... the "curves" (i.e. rolls) are not sexy and neither is the lack of mobility.

Reality sucks, so perhaps telling yourself lies is the way to get through it but you're not fooling anybody.

She could have played the dragon in the remake of [italic]Pete’s Dragon[/italic].

Don't forget diaper/panties I make Miss Chrissy Fat Lady that show sometimes in pictures when dress is short or blow up when she have gas.

Miss Chrissy get no dick. She rub privates with mop or broom.

I hate job.

R383 if you want to escape and return to your family in Manila, you'll have to retrieve your passport while Miss Chrissy is asleep; she has it hidden in one of her folds. Which one, you say? Well...

Pon, is it true that Chrissy's "around the house" helper is your brother Tam?

I no “around the house helper.” I butler just like Mr. Belvedere.

I always feel guilty for reading this thread, but DAMN it just delivers the laughs!! Especially the deluded posters that claim any man on this earth would want to fuck her! (Okay, maybe a few fat fetishists, but “all straight men”.?? Oh hell no)

Thank you r387. No guilt! We all do best! Many happy for you, many sad for us, but...someday our Bravo ship come in. That shifty Andy bastard make hard, but, we make it so!

I wash Miss Chrissy Fat Lady's ass and go to bed now. I hope she stop eating jars of Nutella for late snack. Much work for me.

Pon - can I lick her clit for her?

Darfur Orphan has crossed a line. Desist.

This thread is an abomibation on so many levels.

So is your spelling R392.

Pon ought to try placating Miss Chrissy by making her some Filipino desserts (NGL some of these look pretty damn good to me)

Chrisy should hire Simply Sara as her full time cook.

does she not want to lose weight???????? I don't get why she can stand to carry that blubber around. if she lose 200 lbs, she can find good man.

How does someone become that huge? do they eat gravy and fried stuff every day? whole cake? endless buffet visits? entire pizzas? how is it done????

how can she walk more than a few feet, how does she git fukd????

The big problem is that she can’t wipe her ass.

imagine some guy tryin to fuk that

her fat legs her fat puss her fat saggy gut over it all

even escorts run for the door when they see that cunt.

gag

I'm literally crying at R365's post. Cooter juice...

-straight woman going to hell with the rest of you.

I go to store, buy industrial strength detergent so Pon can wash stains out of Miss Chrissy’s panties. Regular no work, it great big rip-off. Also need to buy paper plates because real ones just get dirty again. Actually, why bother with plates when Miss Chrissy just eat everything out of box?

Welcome Tam! I was waiting for you to show up. Are you Pon's brother? Husband? I take it you are Chrissy's gofer/driver/?? Tell us more about yourself.

I already tell you, I butler. Nothing get done without me. I warn Costco in advance when she coming. I order Oreos by the truckload for Miss Chrissy’s snack purse. I also have every Chinese and Mexican restaurant in LA on speed dial. Pon just clean up after everything. There not enough Bounce and Febreeze in world to cover up smell of nacho farts; if there were, ozone layer go poof and disappear!

To get that big, she eats 7,000-10,000 calories a day and has been doing it for years. This isn’t a glandular issue; glands don’t add calories to a diet (unless she’s eating them deep-fried and a hell of a lot of them). This isn’t a metabolism issue. She may have a sluggish metabolism but as the defender poster says, she’s got good hair. Good hair can be faked, but hers has all the signs of a healthy thyroid. Chrissy Metz is fat because she eats a ton of calories every single day, whether she minces around with a lettuce leaf on the set and eats non-stop crap at home or just eats nonstop all day long. Even with genetic predisposition to being overweight, no one gets this heavy unless they really work at it.

She is not a role model. Unless she loses enough weight to no longer be obese, she will die young, because that’s what happens when the body gets so heavy that its systems can’t serve all of its cells. She might get a few extra years with, say, a diabetes-related amputation, but ultimately her respiratory and circulatory systems will fail and she will die.

People like this rabid defender do people like Chrissy Metz no favors. She is not healthy—no way, no how. She is not attractive to anybody but people with fat fetishes who don’t care whether she can breathe or maintain skin that doesn’t erupt into infection on a regular basis because it’s so stretched that blood flow is compromised and its folds harbor God knows what microorganisms.

If the defender is a fat woman herself, no amount of pearl clutching and attempting to shut critics up is going to save her. Huzzah for you if you aren’t as fat as Chrissy Metz. But I bet you are fat. If you were healthy and worked at it, you would want no less than the same for someone you claim to admire so much. Such a hypocrite.

Miss Chrissy Fat Lady roll model.

I find it awful that metz fattycake makes that hot guy playing her bf on the show, eat her out once a day just to keep his job.

look at him. u can see the haze of depression its causing his hot face.

stop the madness cakes, get gastric bypass and resume ur hi skool career of a hot harlot of Pussy High School

Sucks to be you Tam and Pon. Crazy white bitch adopted me, and although she's not fat, I have to deal with a fair amount of cooter juice too.

At least I not have to wash weed stains out of Jennifer homewrecker Aniston’s cheap carpet. That small consolation.

R404 like most people of her size, Chrissy has major emotional trauma issues. She openly admitted that her stepfather was emotionally, physically and verbally abusive to her growing up due to her size. And although she didn't say it, I strongly suspect there was sexual abuse involved as well.

[quote]And although she didn't say it, I strongly suspect there was sexual abuse involved as well.

I eat Drake’s cakes and ring dings because daddy touched my bad place and mommy’s not alive to stop him.

I heard that Chrissy is on Live with Kelly & Ryan on Monday. No way can she fit and hike herself up into those swivel chairs that guests usually sit in. They’ll roll out a sofa for her, which they never do. She should feel embarassed.

r411 Yes, she's been on that show before, and they changed the seating arrangements if I recall. Not just for her, as I guess that would look weird. Like it doesn't already with her just being on set.

Guessing she put on her long distance diaper and bought a full row of seats on an Airbus. I hope one of you bitches post a clip. I can't wait to hear her weird talk-pant. Talking's hard work for Chrissy. That's a lot of cardio for a girl!

Please baby jesus, let TMZ be at the airport again so we can see her being wheeled around.

R409 all people who are fat cry victim. I am sorry that she had a crappy childhood, but lots of people have crappy childhoods and don’t turn to addiction. In Chrissy’s case, she has ample funds to rehabilitate herself with tons of therapy, physical training, chef-made foods, and even a personal accountability watcher to babysit her. I look at her as I do that idiot on TLC who dances and eats and moans through her fat fabulous life. There is nothing hopeful or inspiring about anyone living this way and I think it’s disgusting that people use obese people like these two to justify their own weight issues. No one has to be skinny, but to celebrate fat is beyond ridiculous. We wouldn’t celebrate if these two were drug addicts and alcoholics; we celebrate when people overcome addiction rather than settling crunchily down to it.

r413 Not to mention, it was written into Chrissy's contract when she got hired, that she would lose weight. Weight loss was a fucking condition of her employment. Yet this entitled bitch keeps getting FATTER! But they still keep her on...disgusting.

How do you know she eats a lot. Where's y'all proof? Show me the receipts Maybe it is a glandular problem.

Chrissy is an addict. Her substances of choice are carbs and fat and sodium, just like others opt for alcohol or opiates or coke.

Pon, do you travel with Chrissy? Does she let you keep the frequent flyer miles? What happens if she needs to use the airplane lavatory?

Chrissy was just on Kelly, so maybe it's a rerun. In any case, she was sitting on a loveseat.

r415 In a linked article at r36, she said she once lost100 lbs by cutting down to 2,000 calories/day earlier in her career. She obviously gained it all back and more, so that tells you she must scarf down significantly more calories.

Does Chrissy get 3 times the frequent flyer miles since she has to buy the whole row?

R418, that wasn’t a loveseat, it was a 96” sofa.

As a woman I find this thread incredibly offensive. Many other women who post here feel the same way. Do you realize that threads like this push us women away from this board? If you keep this up, we will no longer post here. Consider yourselves warned!

Ooh, I’m really scared.

[quote]Do you realize that threads like this push us women away from this board? If you keep this up, we will no longer post here.

Bye, Felicia.

[quote]Do you realize that threads like this push us women away from this board?

Time to put the fat scorn into overdrive. #fraubegone

Glands aren’t magical. They don’t turn 1,200 calories into a pound of fat.

Can you imagine the look of absolute HORROR on the salesperson's face when she walks into a furniture store?

Or the look of abject TERROR on the face of her seatmate on a plane?

Bye stinkfish!

It's sad to think of how many things she has to check the weight limit of before she can use them. Hopefully, the seating at the buffet has it clearly marked so that she doesn't have to embarrass herself by asking both that and what the trip limit is.

Miss Chrissy Fat Lady banned from Sizzler in Sherman Oaks. Even when she pay for me too, I take one little plate.

I hate job.

[quote] If you keep this up, we will no longer post here.

Is that a promise or a threat?

r419 It's been mentioned in other Chrissy threads that to maintain her weight, she only needs to eat 3500 calories a day, which actually isn't hard to do. She needs to do something drastic. I think the only solution for her is a medical one, and even then they need you to prove you can cut the fuck down on the carbs and calories. I don't see that happening for her. Her food = heroin.

R432, I doubt gastric bypass would help in the long run. Look at Ralphie May and Carnie Wilson. I agree that food is her heroin. I wonder if she actually feels high after eating?

she eats potato salad out of her snatch.

salty....

No.

She snacks on tabouli right out of it....more health, less salt.

she brings good blow to partys but ya gotta fetch it outta her poontang. k?

[quote]—hey oprah, git this pig on ur program of GOOD HEALTH

Oprah is a fat pig herself.

Oprah is currently a spokesperson for Weight Watchers, imagine. Btw that organization now styles itself "WW," stressing health/lifestyle, which is stupid - people want to lose WEIGHT, period. Christ, at least Marie Osmond stays skinny for her Nutrisystem gig.

Chrissys gonna be all over the place, well she already is literally all over rhe place all the time, next week promoting some movie that she’s in. Are people really going to say Great, Chriisy’s in a movie. I HAVE to see it!!!!!!

[quote]Oprah is currently a spokesperson for Weight Watchers, imagine. Btw that organization now styles itself "WW," stressing health/lifestyle, which is stupid - people want to lose WEIGHT, period. Christ, at least Marie Osmond stays skinny for her Nutrisystem gig.

And between the two of them is Valerie Bertinelli.

Wide screen?

Tam, please post a clip of Chrissy on Kelly and that asshole Ryan's show tomorrow as soon as you can.

She will also be on Fallon sometime this week according to this poster on another Chrissy thread:

"Trailers are all over TV. She actually looks a tad "thinner" in them than she does now.

She's on Fallon this week to plug it; judge for yourselves.

—she'll be short of breath the whole time"

Chrissy could use Ripa as a dildo. Well, with Pon's help.

Saw the trailer. She's still fat as fuck.

Anyone called "Chrissy" is a fat alcoholic!

Sorry if this has been posted. ..Chrissy is SINGING with Carrie Underwood tonight on the Academy of Country Music Awards!

Apparently she got fatter after the movie was filmed. GREAT JOB CHRISSY! You are really moving in the right direction!

I'd do her. I am a straight woman with moobs.

R447 Wow! OK, bitches, all hands on deck! We are going to have DL Chrissy catnip for DAYS with all of these new sightings. Post them, post them ALL!

Come again, R449?

EW's shade at r447 "Vocal chops" Heh.

R451, and again, again, again

Pon - when Chrissy takes a massive shit at the Kelly & Ryan studio tomorrow and plugs up their toilet, who has to unglog it? And will Chrissy smell like shit when she hugs Kelly &Ryan and sits her fat ass down on the sofa that they roll out especially for her? Will Chrissy soil the sofa if she farts during commercials?

I'm loving Pon

I want her to get the whole kit - an HBO special, a movie, and a production deal

r455 me too. She needs her own hashtag too. Ideas? Here are my crappy ones:

#PonDerfull

#TamMarvellous

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Have her turn profile then we will know.

Her weight looks stable - if you’re the Budweiser Clydesdales.

How swollen she looks depends on how much gas is in her digestive tract at the moment. She probably takes a lot of Beano before lumbering onto the red carpet.

How can you gay people be so crude? This is a fellow human being. Are you so shallow and vapid that her weight is all you care about? Thank goodness all gay men are not like you bozos. My gays are much more mature than you boys. They know any type of talk even bordering on misogyny is grounds for being cut from my circle. No patience for any of that.

YOUR gays, r461? They belong to you?

Oh Mother of God! What the fuck was that at the ACM,s? Chrissy cannot sing. Jesus Christ.

Poor Chrissy was scared shitless. Her voice cracked and 'the girls' had to come out and help her finish the song. She did look tasteful in a blue satin king bed sheet.

Saaang gorrlll

r461 has bought out a whole cinema screening of Breakthrough for "her gays".

PLEASE SOMEONE FIND A CLIP FROM THE ACM AWARDS! (I don't even know what the fuck they are, but please!)

Anyone who says, or uses without irony, the term "my gays" deserves a long, luscious grease fire death. Full fucking stop.

Cut from your circle R461? Would a clitorectomy with a rusty tuna can do it?

....

Just hateful! And what the fuck is wrong with saying "my gays"? It's a term of affection. They refer to me as "our goddess" and I don't take offense at that. It's a term of endearment.

Chrissy singing on last nights ACM awards is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! That includes William Hung singing She Bang She Bang on American Idol. Just terrible!!!!!!!!

Guys I think she’s starting to lose weight.

r472 We can't let that happen. She is literally and figuratively half of Datalounge.

I see they brought out the "special seating". Does she have a fucking hump or is that a weird angle?

R472, I think you’re right. She looks much smaller in that photo. Good for her.

Pon, you better keep Chrissy's snack purse filled, because if she loses weight you might be out of a job.

Chrissy's segment starts at 34:50. She is getting a hunchback.

She is going to be on tonight show tonight.

Couch coming.

Oh, to see her squeeze into a loveseat was painful. Poor chair.

The video in r469 gave me diarrhea.

Here is some never-seen-before footage of Chrissy at rehearsal.

Some lamb on another Chrissy thread posted the video of her singing at the ACM awards, so I'm stealing it and posting it here. She has to stop with those off the shoulder looks. It draws the eye to her hump. I'm getting obsessed with that thing. Has she always had it, or is it a new growth?

She looked like ten of Kelly Ripa.

R482 that's not it

r484 That's not her performance? Sorry, I didn't watch the clip, I just nabbed it. If you have a correct link, please share!

R485 I'm looking--so far just a snippet

It ain't over til the fat lady sings.

Chrissy is now doing life coaching and has confessed to being a M to Female trans.

Here it is in from Us Weekly

I love the article. Chrissy stunned in blue, lol!

Damn she’s fat.

R457 Is that an ulcer on her right foot from diabetus?

Enough already! Take a look at yourselves, gays.

R493 oh be quiet. Stop frauening for attention. You know as well as we all do she's fucking huge and it's gross and unhealthy

Why the fuck are you so invested r493 ? Just hit the ignore thread button and get on with your life.

She's the creature from the blue muumuu.

She was looking at Carrie like she wanted to eat her.

Chrissy and Hugh Jackman were both on Kelly & Ryan this morning and they are on Fallon tonight! OMG, are they fucking?!?! Straight men love curves!!

Good lord she’s FAT!!!! She must have the diabetes, among other things.

You know Carrie loved standing next to her. "She makes me look even more skinny!"

Her singing wasn't as bad as I expected, but I swear I saw a few Smarties fly out when she raised her arm.

Not long until Chrissy Metz Part 4: The Wrath of Pon.

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Just a thought: if she is at a presser or convention, could we send a DL representation to fangurl her? So many questions needing answers. And could they get close enough for a quick sniff, prod and even a rifle through the snack purse?

I live in Laguna, but would be happy to drive to LA and take one for the team. Plus, I want to meet Pon.

[quote]Just noticed Chrissy has a tramp stamp. Anybody know what it means?

It may be a bite mark. She shoves food in her mouth so fast she might have accidentally bit down on her wrist.

It may not be the greatest achievement, but to her credit, she does still make her own slop.

Miss Chrissy Fat Lady no cook. I buy a few rotisserie chickens at store for her snack while I make dinner or she get mean.

One time I come home and she making popcorn in microwave and she yelling hurry at it.

I hate job.

I’ll bet she eats a whole chocolate cake or a whole cherry pie every night.

Did anybody see her on Fallon last night? I forgot to DVR it.

“USDA Choice”, r502.

Any dessert better than Nutella. Big mess for me to clean ass and drips to pussy.

r509 Here you go. It was posted on another Chrissy thread.

Her head is melting into her back.

She's Mama Cass, Adele, Meghan Trainor and Kelly Clarkson all rolled in one!

Without the talent.

Some bad days I clean ankles with Bar Keeper Friend and washcloth.

This is really bad. She’s not going to live long.

The tattoo looks like an anchor, probably to remind her of her home at sea.

Chrissy doesn’t know that a six course meal is more than a platter of buffalo chicken and ranch followed by five extra helpings.

R505 No. She got so hungry she shoved food tight up her anal canal. A whole pig can fit up there without lube.

Did Fallon have to import an industrial strength couch for her to sit on?

Why are you so mean to her? just because she's fat? she didn't do a heinous crime leave her alone.

Sweetie, r521, this is DL.

Her "heinous crime" is being fat.

Justin Hartley will be on Fallon tonight

Correct r522. To add, she is also a saccharine sweet fake bitch who is actually seething with anger behind those eyes. She's not a nice person, by many accounts. Still, EVERYONE kisses her unspeakable ass while silently struggling to keep eye contact, though they are dying to stare at her weird fucking shape. These interviews are loaded with eggshell stepping, ignoring the planet in the room, and reinforced seating for that day only, just so they don't piss off the head fatty and her flyover Frauen fans.

Yeah, a disaster of a paragraph, sorry, whatever, fuck her.

Chrissy on Fallon:

[quote]She didn't do a heinous crime leave her alone.

She’s murdered plenty of chairs, and slaughtered some toilets.

R525 dude you're insane lol

The thread title makes me LOL every time I see it. Snack purse. Hahahaha

If the actress that plays Randall's wife on This is Us gets an Emmy nomination instead of Chrissy. That woman should seek police protection in case Chrissy starts making threats.

R524, I know a woman like this. She’s so upbeat and perky and confident! What a sweetheart!

No.

She’s passive-aggressive, sneaky and manipulative. She makes sly comments designed to put people on the defensive. She’s actually very angry, and once it was pointed out to me (by a dense man who tends to miss social cues) I couldn’t believe I missed it.

Shell be dead soon enough.

R530 That sure sounds like our Chrissy!

Glad you got tipped off before she sucked you in further.

R530, I work with someone like that. I finally caught on to it. There is no work related reason for me to interact with her, so after realizing what a psycho she is, I've just decided I'll never speak to her again. When I do have to go through her department, I just pretend she doesn't exist.

R512 Thanks! I'm kinda glad I missed that. She looks so unhealthy and Fallon looks awful with that beard!

[quote]Still, EVERYONE kisses her unspeakable ass

That’s because there’s room for everyone in her ass.

[quote]fuck her.

I’d rather skydive over the Grand Canyon without a parachute.

I’d rather do my taxes in crayon.

I’d rather eat improperly prepared fugu.

I’d rather jump rope on a field of land mines.

I’d rather fart in front of an open flame after a trip to a Mexican buffet.

I’d rather go skinny dipping in the Amazon.

I’d rather park in a disabled parking space.

I’d rather take a bath with a toaster.

A Gordon Jump reference! r536 So wonderful! He was a sweetheart, but I get where you are going.

What's the title for Part 4? It has to be a country music reference.

I like: Chrissy Metz Part 4: Coat of Many Acres

r538 The title for Part 4 is : Chrissy Metz Part 4: The Wrath of Pon.

Credit to r207

R207 Please let me know if I got that wrong.

r538 will note your title in the nominations for Part 5!

While I am at it, for Part 4, I would like to continue using the video of Chrissy being pushed by a woman with FML face through the airport, while Chrissy is clutching her snack purse, and dabbing at her head from the exhaustion of it all.

If anyone has other ideas, please chime in now and we will do a vote.

See if you can get a photo of Chrissy and Carrie Underwood standing together onstage looking like the number ten.

If Kelly touched Chrissy’s mouth she would eat it.

R539, that's correct! I am thrilled to be getting my first thread title and named the Filipina Tampon Slave Pon. Thanks!

I’m with r540 on the video.

I also like the Wrath of Pon

Thanks everyone! We are all doing the Lard's work here.

Speaking of the Lard's work thank you again r543 / r207 for naming Pon.

Who came up with the name of her brother Tam? Was it r385?

Does Pon have a twin sister named Pax?

No.

Dad get vasectomy after having Pon and me. There be no number two son or daughter. It was 1970s. World was concerned about overpopulation. Yet we not have big fat blobs like Miss Chrissy. Back then, being fat meant slightly chubby like Grandma Ko and her American husband Tex. Tex save her from Manila Massacre and help Pon and me get green cards. We no wetbacks like Mexicans.

I bet that her ass has shit particles surrounding it since she can’t reach around to wipe it.

R549 Fucking hell, Tam. That was excellent. All joking aside, this could be a great Bravo show (totally scripted for obvious reasons.) Foreign twins are employed/slaved to be caretakers of an overly large (being nice) celebrity. Comedy and fury ensue.

We know that Cohen reads the DL. We need this to happen. ARE YOU LISTENING ANDY? I'll bet you he is.

So DL gays are not only misogynistic and plus-sized-phobic, you're also racist. Figures. I never knew a gay man who wasn't damaged in some way, and this hateful, imbecilic thread proves that over and over. How can you people be so nasty? Miss Metz may have some issues with her weight, but your issues are far more dire. Seek help, gays.

R552, shut up breeder. Just shut the fuck up. Obesity is a choice. Homosexuality is not.

Calling gays racist is homophobic. Gays can’t be racist because racism equals power + prejudice and only white heterosexual gentile males have the power to oppress others in that fashion.

Any man who would rather fuck that fat, shapeless stinkfish than another man must be extremely homophobic.

R498, They had to haul out the love seat/chair set for her appearance on Kelly and Ryan. She never would have been able to maneuver the usual high stool.

Her arse wouldn’t have fit in that chair, even if she could haul the 600 lb body that high.

r553, homosexuality may not be a choice, but living a gay lifestyle IS. If her lifestyle is giving in to her temptation for food, then y'all's lifestyle is giving in to your temptation for sex and hedonism. Think about what your doing. Have a blessed day.

I know we're not allowed to say this anymore, but she does have an extremely pretty face. It's a shame.

This hole thread is a fucking shame!

Fuck you Tam and Pon. You did have a brother once, but I was adopted by that skinny lunatic Angelina. I want to come live with you, I'm starving. At least the lardass you work for has plenty of crumbs to lick off the floor. Skeletor only serves us insects.

Die in a Holocaust, R358. And I say that as both a gay man and a Jew. Stop projecting your immorality and blasphemy onto your gay and Jewish superiors.

I mean R558. Heterosexuals are the biggest hedonists alive. They were the ones who lowered the bar for sexual morality in the first place by reducing women to sex objects, covering up for rape and pedophilia, and still acting like gays are the ones who need to change either through prayer or through surgery and chemicals.

Heterosexuality is a choice: A choice to commit sexual violence against women.

I have no brother name Pax. It bad enough I change tampon and wipe ass for Miss Chrissy Fat Lady, but Tam and I come from Manila. Pax Vietnamese.

You already took my real name, now you want heritage too?

I was going to ask a paying member to start a thread about people that gay men AREN'T prejudiced and hateful toward, but then I realized that there's a four-character requirement to post a thread. NM.

There are plenty of DL faves. Just not a mean, grotesque cunt that can't wipe her ass or sit on normal furniture.

R566 you are so clever! Oh my goodness I am impressed!

R552 yes. We are racist and all types of other things.

I want a snack purse.

Could this be a novelty offering for red carpet event celebrity gifting lounges? We know A listers love their freebies. Plus they're usually starving from their pre event crash diets and would likely appreciate some sneaky pre dinner nosh. Sponsored by DL? Who's got the Costco membership card?

Stop being mean to Chrissy! It's refreshing to see someone unconventionally beautiful (at least by Hollywood standards) gain such amazing success. She is a goddess in my book. Just because she is not a stick figure doesn't mean she doesn't deserve a slice of the pie. Good for her!

Oh she got a slice of the pie alright. She ate the whole pie many times over.

Next time you gay mock this poor woman, think about how you'd like to be mocked for being an exaggerated femme. Food for thought...

Hi all, Link to Part 4 is up. I feel HORRIBLE as I fucked up the credits a bit. I got the Replies right but the Part number wrong. I suck.

If you want, I can post a corrected thread. Let me know.

Oy vey, and the video posted twice for some fucking reason.

Die in a grease fire r558 you massive cunt

I couldn't live with myself. You all deserve better

CORRECT LINK TO PART FOUR HERE:

OP, if you are are a bottom and visit CA hit me up.

I live in Northern California r578!

Sadly, mah mayun might take exception to your very tempting offer.

R579, we can go to Craig's for a possible Chrissy appearance.

In Northern CA, I hear she was banned from The French Laundry for excessive grazing in the garden across the street. Thrown out of the Tonga Room for sinking the barge, and Zuni for demanding 6 chickens in less than an hour.

OK, you've had your fun. You've had your cheap laughs as Miss Metz's expense. Surely you've gotten it out of your collective systems by now. So, let's give these vile threads a rest and instead show some respect for your fellow human beings. Mocking a woman because you perceive her to be morbidly obese is juvenile and inappropriate. When you show kindness to others, it comes back to you ten-fold.

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Okay, you got me, I'm not your long lost brother. But I'm hungry. Does Chrissy need more staff? I'll lick the crumbs out of her cleavage, anything to get away from Angie.

[quote]Surely you've gotten it out of your collective systems by now. So, let's give these vile threads a rest and instead show some respect for your fellow human beings.

Our capacity to point out her bad choices is as big as her belly, so hold tight. As long as she keeps hauling around her massive, remotely humanoid shape to be in front of the camera, she's the elephant in the room, so to speak, and it must be addressed.

Read your response, r584, as 'must be undressed'. Can you imagine? Naked Christie? Nevah

^ Chrissy

I love the homophobic pro-Chrissy anti-fat-shaming troll.

Kisses.

You think I not try to get Miss Chrissy to lose weight? I buy paleo snack food, she reject it. She say she lose career if she lose weight, and if she lose career, me and Pon have to go back to old jobs at textile factory. This pay better, but still no living wage. This California. Cost of living sky high. Maybe I try slip her pot brownies and gummi bears from dispensary and that change her mind.

It's always the last few hundred pounds that are the hardest to lose.

You gays want to not be mocked BUT you also want the ok to mock others. Not gonna happen, hypocritical gays. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Reminder, Part 4

[quote]Mocking a woman because you perceive her to be morbidly obese

Nobody is “perceiving” anything.

Her BMI is greater than 40, therefore she is morbidly obese.

Let's

Kill

Off

This

Thread

And go here...

...instead

Chrissy Metz

A Google alert awaits the in the 'morn

Because you are FAT

Call in Pon or Tam to deal with the Troll spreading its ample weight across these threads. Let them relate about life with this sizeable female.