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Chrissy Metz Part 4: The Wrath of Pon

Title Credit: Reply 207 Part 3

Special thanks to Reply 152 Part 3 for naming Chrissy's Filipina tampon slave, Pon

Also thanks to Reply 385 Part 3 for naming Chrissy's butler, Tam

Link to Part 3 below:

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by Anonymousreply 431July 11, 2019 7:49 AM

Never Forget!

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by Anonymousreply 1April 11, 2019 9:25 PM

How long will it take for the anti fat shamer to get here?

by Anonymousreply 2April 11, 2019 9:39 PM

I'm already repulsed by this thread, and there are only two posts! I already hate the avalanche of vile threads to come. Miss Metz is a good actress who many women find inspirational, and your treatment of her is horrendous.

by Anonymousreply 3April 11, 2019 9:57 PM

Why wait? She's got a beautiful face, men love a woman with curves, lives in a mansion with guys waiting for her hot pussy (right) and we have body issues

by Anonymousreply 4April 11, 2019 10:00 PM

R3 her treatment of her body is horrendous. She’s slowly killing herself. It something to be pitied, not celebrated and normalized. She needs to put down those honey baked hams and go fo a brisk walk.

by Anonymousreply 5April 11, 2019 10:02 PM

It’s such a shame. She has such a pretty face.

by Anonymousreply 6April 11, 2019 10:02 PM

The gays hate anyone who isn't perfect. They feel "less than..." on the inside, so they compensate for that feeling of inferiority by trying to be perfect on the outside. Perfect body, perfect face, perfect job, perfect life. They are repulsed by anyone who is not perfect, because they see themselves and the thing they hate most about themselves in that person. If they could learn to love themselves warts and all, they could learn to love others. Until that time comes, it's just hate, hate, hate. Gays are a hoot when it comes to armchair psychology.

by Anonymousreply 7April 11, 2019 10:03 PM

R7.

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by Anonymousreply 8April 11, 2019 10:06 PM

Right R7, that's why DL icons are perfection. Cher, Liza, Babs, Whitney.

by Anonymousreply 9April 11, 2019 10:12 PM

Whitney is NOT a gay icon!

by Anonymousreply 10April 11, 2019 10:13 PM

R10= Miss Jackson, negotiating with Groupon/Baja Fresh for her next flop tour.

by Anonymousreply 11April 11, 2019 10:29 PM

How does Chrissy wipe her ass?

by Anonymousreply 12April 11, 2019 10:34 PM

R12 Jesus Christ, how many times do we have to explain it. She uses a rag tied to a long stick!

by Anonymousreply 13April 11, 2019 10:36 PM

I don't understand the obsession. Why does she warrant four entire threads?

by Anonymousreply 14April 11, 2019 10:37 PM

Me, you fuckers! Miss Chrissy Fat Lady not only mean person.

by Anonymousreply 15April 11, 2019 10:37 PM

R14, one for each 200 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 16April 11, 2019 10:39 PM

Who do you like more? Chrissy or Oprah?

by Anonymousreply 17April 12, 2019 12:23 AM

We need Pon and Tam to please post in the “Let’s be a DataLounge poster” thread.

https://www.datalounge.com/thread/23591199

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by Anonymousreply 18April 12, 2019 12:30 AM

[quote]Why does she warrant four entire threads?

Because she wears four king-sized sheets as a dress?

by Anonymousreply 19April 12, 2019 1:51 AM

And let's not forget the countless stand alone Chrissy threads. Chrissy helps keep the lights on here.

by Anonymousreply 20April 12, 2019 1:58 AM

When she was in Vegas for the CMAs, all hotel buffets closed just as a precaution.

by Anonymousreply 21April 12, 2019 2:11 AM

Joan Rivers would be so proud of you bitches.

by Anonymousreply 22April 12, 2019 3:54 AM

R7 go back to your mommy blog. Be proud of those mom jeans and your newest tunic top, especially if it has cold shoulders for fat arms. You are TEDIOUS

by Anonymousreply 23April 12, 2019 3:59 AM

Dresses need to be long enough to hide panties. She no Ann Reinking and this not [italic]Annie[/italic]. Once she wear short skirt with no panties, turn around, and show everything. Lady crotch look like Grand Canyon, smell like downtown Manila fish market. Pon still have nightmare about it. Have to hire Jewish psychologist to deal with it. There go pension money.

by Anonymousreply 24April 12, 2019 8:24 AM

r24 Tam, you were fine until that last sentence, for reasons well known to you. Docking your pay. Nip that shit in future.

Also, pension? Hahahahahaha! You get paid less than the kid at the KFC drive through as it is.

by Anonymousreply 25April 12, 2019 9:30 AM

[quote]Nip that shit in future.

I keep telling you, I not Japanese, I Filipino. Ask Grandma Ko what Japanese did to her in Manila when she 15.

by Anonymousreply 26April 12, 2019 9:43 AM

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by Anonymousreply 27April 12, 2019 9:46 AM

R26 Nice try at a save there Tam. Pay still docked, and I am keeping an eye on you, so behave.

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by Anonymousreply 28April 12, 2019 9:53 AM

Racist round eye bitch. I sue you for back pay.

by Anonymousreply 29April 12, 2019 10:51 AM

You fire me I file wrongful termination suit and release sex tape of you and husband to TMZ.

by Anonymousreply 30April 12, 2019 10:52 AM

Gays show there true colors with this thread. Equal rights my ass. F&F this travesty.

by Anonymousreply 31April 12, 2019 1:40 PM

Oh YAY! Another illiterate homophobic dumb cunt who LOVES to announce FFs. Announce away you stupid bitch! We are still here after 4 continuous threads and countless others. Enjoy!

by Anonymousreply 32April 12, 2019 1:51 PM

Look at the misogynist and body dismorpic fat hater at r32 calling some a homophobic. Your a real charmer.

by Anonymousreply 33April 12, 2019 2:54 PM

R31 / frau cunt, it’s THEIR not there.

Yes, I’m a proud gay grammar troll.

by Anonymousreply 34April 12, 2019 4:43 PM

Chrissy Metz May perform at next years Oscars

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by Anonymousreply 35April 13, 2019 3:05 AM

Costco just call, say no more than one free sample per plate. They say Miss Chrissy abuse privilege one time too many. I argue it free, so she not stealing, but they say she need to save some for other people. I try telling Miss Chrissy that, she call me Charlie Chan. I say Charlie Chan Chinese, I Filipino!

by Anonymousreply 36April 13, 2019 3:24 AM

R35 If she doesn't drop dead before then. Great find though r35. Some fresh Chrissy nip is always a good thing!

by Anonymousreply 37April 13, 2019 3:25 AM

Can the stage at the Dolby Theatre handle all that excess flab?

by Anonymousreply 38April 13, 2019 3:30 AM

This thread is vile. Why is it allowed to continue? A lot of women post here, and I can speak for most when I say that these attacks on Miss Metz are unspeakably offensive. Do y'all hate your mothers THAT much? I'm beginning to view the gays in a new light, and I must say that it's not favorable. I mean, I'm as tolerant of you boys as the next person, but this thread really has me rethinking my acceptance of you. Help me change my mind about you and stop posting so negatively about her. How about it, gays?

by Anonymousreply 39April 13, 2019 3:56 AM

R39, your pussy stinks.

by Anonymousreply 40April 13, 2019 4:07 AM

Sweet fucking hell "THE GAYS" troll is here. Yet again. What a fucking shock. R39, get the fuck off of this thread with your copy/paste posts. Seriously. Get out of our threads, and go start your own. I'm sure they will be massively popular. Chrissy sized even! Do it, I fucking dare you. Can't wait.

by Anonymousreply 41April 13, 2019 4:24 AM

Let's agree not to talk to the troll, as per Muriel's advice. Alternatively we could dip it's limbs in melted chocolate and send them, in a gift basket, to Chrissy's trailer on set.

by Anonymousreply 42April 13, 2019 8:39 AM

Obesity is a choice. Homosexuality isn’t. I can’t stop being gay. Chrissy can stop being fat by ditching carbs.

by Anonymousreply 43April 13, 2019 11:53 AM
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by Anonymousreply 44April 13, 2019 5:47 PM

Is that the dude who’s lucky enough to eat out her snatch???

by Anonymousreply 45April 13, 2019 5:51 PM

No R45 he’s a motivational Christian Speaker and husband to Meagan Goode (whose in Shazam)

by Anonymousreply 46April 13, 2019 5:56 PM

The come on, gays troll is a fat broad who has pictures of Chrissy Metz on her refrigerator with, “Go ahead, enjoy some pie” written on them. I find it insufferable that she thinks her disdain for homosexuals and the promise that her attitude might change if everyone thinks exactly as she does. Go to hell.

by Anonymousreply 47April 13, 2019 6:20 PM

R39 I want to see Chrissy Metz raped by a bunch of chimpanzees at a zoo. Then I’d like to see a bunch of lesbians stuff ice cream sandwiches up her cunt.

by Anonymousreply 48April 13, 2019 7:10 PM

Is Breakthrough (a chair) getting good reviews?

by Anonymousreply 49April 13, 2019 8:19 PM

R39 is why homosexuality should be mandatory.

by Anonymousreply 50April 13, 2019 8:58 PM

I love her smoky eye at the Breakthrough premiere.

by Anonymousreply 51April 13, 2019 11:59 PM

Please just ignore the wanker who refers to us as "the gays". I wouldn't have even known it was still posting if you hadn't spoken to it.

by Anonymousreply 52April 14, 2019 12:23 AM

Even BBC can't reach far enough to get to her gunt.

by Anonymousreply 53April 14, 2019 6:15 AM

David Attenbourgh should do a series on the rare creatures that beneath the huge overhanging gunt. Bet it's more diverse than the Great Barrier Reef.

by Anonymousreply 54April 14, 2019 6:23 AM

Does Miss Mess have any more Xtian films planned?

Maybe one which explores the Lord's thoughts on gluttony... or maybe not.

by Anonymousreply 55April 14, 2019 8:34 AM

The Pon thing is not funny. For it to be funny, the scenario has to be plausible. How likely is it that a B-list actress has a body servant?

by Anonymousreply 56April 14, 2019 10:54 AM

Why hasn’t anyone said anything about the wheelchair?

by Anonymousreply 57April 14, 2019 11:04 AM

R46, whose in Shazam?

by Anonymousreply 58April 14, 2019 12:00 PM

Pon is awesome

by Anonymousreply 59April 14, 2019 12:03 PM

r57 Look back a thread or three ago.

by Anonymousreply 60April 14, 2019 12:23 PM

R56 We not expensive! Miss Chrissy make good money. We confused as you, but we take it. Not much but we take it!

We learn new English word today: "Pedantic". We laugh at you.

by Anonymousreply 61April 14, 2019 12:27 PM

You think that ass wipe itself? Lot of work keeping Miss Chrissy Fat Lady clean.

by Anonymousreply 62April 14, 2019 1:00 PM

Pon, is it true that Chrissy demands you call her 'curvy'?

by Anonymousreply 63April 14, 2019 1:41 PM

Does anyone here know how to contact Anderson Cooper? I feel there needs to be a sit-down with Pon, and a follow through with Tam.

Next on 60 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 64April 14, 2019 2:05 PM

This Pon thing isn’t even funny. It was funny at first but you are running it into the ground.

by Anonymousreply 65April 14, 2019 2:25 PM

Contribute something good of your own R65 otherwise, if we are boring you, please leave or ignore.

by Anonymousreply 66April 14, 2019 2:30 PM

[quote]Pon, is it true that Chrissy demands you call her 'curvy'?

Yes, and then she call me "curveh" and giggle. I not know what it means but I think is insult.

by Anonymousreply 67April 14, 2019 2:37 PM

So many terms to describe this thread. Repulsive, repugnant, insulting, offensive, hateful, despicable, juvenile, sick, pathological, body dysmorphic-driven. Take your pick. Who knew the gays could be THIS mean? Actually, I knew. I always knew. I used to hang out with a gaggle of gays from my office. They were my "gal pals". But they were just vicious and cruel in regards to anyone they didn't find attractive. They were just awful and would pick on the littlest thing. I eventually stopped hanging out with them because I couldn't take their negativity and general awfulness any longer. I feel like the same thing is happening here. I feel I'm at the tipping point where I need to abandon this board because of this atrocious thread. Gays, make me change my mind before I leave this board never to return. Show me that you're better than this. I know you have it in you.

by Anonymousreply 68April 14, 2019 2:58 PM

*zap*

Cleans the joint up nicely.

by Anonymousreply 69April 14, 2019 4:52 PM

R68 is a self-righteous fatty.

by Anonymousreply 70April 14, 2019 6:20 PM

My dumb brother die. Good! More money for me. No more mention of him.

by Anonymousreply 71April 14, 2019 8:42 PM

My name is Chrissy Metz. I have 81 cents in my checking account. But if you hire me I will make you millions.

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by Anonymousreply 72April 14, 2019 8:55 PM

But she had $810 worth of "nibbles" in her snack purse.

by Anonymousreply 73April 14, 2019 8:58 PM

[quote]She needs to put down those honey baked hams and go fo a brisk walk

Honey, she’d have to take a brisk walk all the way to Saskatchewan to make a dent in her weight.

by Anonymousreply 74April 14, 2019 10:01 PM

This shit writes itself. Come on. Everyone, everyone looks at her and thinks “She’s fat”.

by Anonymousreply 75April 14, 2019 10:08 PM

[quote]I feel I'm at the tipping point where I need to abandon this board because of this atrocious thread.

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by Anonymousreply 76April 14, 2019 10:17 PM

They do, r75 but we have so much extra fun with it.

R74 That was a good one! My long gone parents came from Saskatoon. They would be so proud!

by Anonymousreply 77April 14, 2019 10:18 PM

OMG you gays are so MEAN.

I thought my gays were nice until i heard them saying MEAN MEAN things.

I'm going to pretend I'm leaving to try and get sympathy, but really I'll stay here and read every single Chrissy thread so I have ammo to bitch about gays. I'm fat and fabulous!!!! Wah, wah, WAHHHH!

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by Anonymousreply 78April 15, 2019 5:34 AM

Alert! Honey Baked Hams in Sherman Oaks out until after Easter. Miss Metz purchased everything in the store. She's hosting a group of 4.

by Anonymousreply 79April 15, 2019 7:29 AM

She's what Meghan McCain will look like in five years.

by Anonymousreply 80April 15, 2019 2:14 PM

I saw an ad for Chrissy's new movie. It could be bigger than Titanic.

by Anonymousreply 81April 16, 2019 4:16 PM

Massive fail, r81! You're full of more hot air than a life raft. You really need to stop mocking her. Nobody is finding these highly offensive attacks remotely funny.

by Anonymousreply 82April 16, 2019 5:00 PM

r82 Oh yes we are!

by Anonymousreply 83April 16, 2019 7:31 PM

Well, if 99% of DL is finding this thread amusing, which I think (and desperately hope) is a gross overexaggeration, then I guess that means that DL is a misogynistic, fat-shaming and hateful website. Just very unnecessarily cruel. And you gays want US to be your allies?!?!? As I've often said to my gays, "gurl, please!"

by Anonymousreply 84April 16, 2019 8:01 PM

You’re new here, aren’t you r84.

by Anonymousreply 85April 16, 2019 8:07 PM

R84 Get a hobby, use the ignore button, find a new thread to be tedious in, get new material, or better yet, just leave this place entirely. It clearly isn't for you.

by Anonymousreply 86April 16, 2019 8:09 PM

Hi boys!

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by Anonymousreply 87April 17, 2019 1:42 AM

Miss Chrissy Fat Lady had jar of Nutella for snack. Lots of work for me tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 88April 17, 2019 1:54 AM

Me forget. Period too. Double work!

by Anonymousreply 89April 17, 2019 2:03 AM

R88, R89 you just gave me a vicious giggle.

by Anonymousreply 90April 18, 2019 3:46 AM

I like Pon.

by Anonymousreply 91April 18, 2019 3:47 AM

Does she have the Fat Lady smell?

by Anonymousreply 92April 18, 2019 4:29 AM

This thread and its plus-sized-shaming posters are abominable. Thank the heavens it seems to be dying. Stick a fork in it!

by Anonymousreply 93April 18, 2019 4:36 AM

R93, you need a life. It's thread 4 hunty, move on to another cause. She's an obese, mean pig being pushed around in a wheelchair and having to pay someone to shove in a Tampon and wipe her ass.

by Anonymousreply 94April 18, 2019 5:57 AM

R93 Thanks for bumping the thread you hate so much you dumb bitch!

"Stick a fork in it". Such rapier wit.

by Anonymousreply 95April 18, 2019 6:13 AM

I wish the name had been Poon Tang.

by Anonymousreply 96April 18, 2019 6:18 AM

Calling me "full-figured" is just rude!

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by Anonymousreply 97April 18, 2019 6:20 AM

Extra layer of peplum fabric to emphasise and emulate those fleshy folds and curves plus she's working her sexy girl pout. Simply stunning.

by Anonymousreply 98April 18, 2019 6:29 AM

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by Anonymousreply 101April 18, 2019 8:22 AM

The fat slob is bitter because she’s so fat. Eat less, you cow.

by Anonymousreply 102April 18, 2019 9:00 AM

I remember the Christina Hendricks thread!

by Anonymousreply 103April 18, 2019 9:09 AM

Oh, God, for the halcyon days when Christina Hendricks and Freddie Smith were the fattest stars DL had to worry about...

by Anonymousreply 104April 18, 2019 9:14 AM

She looks sweaty in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 105April 18, 2019 9:14 AM

I'd love for an Australian interview to asked her what's the most inspiring story she's heard where she's inspired someone.

by Anonymousreply 106April 18, 2019 9:15 AM

Only one comment on the Mail -- from someone called Meghan Markle Fan.

Gurl, they've been censoring as heavily as Chrissy bleeds.

by Anonymousreply 107April 18, 2019 9:16 AM

Chrissy Metz Part 5: Calling Me Full-Figured is Just Rude

by Anonymousreply 108April 18, 2019 9:17 AM

Chrissy's transition from an oval to an ellipse is almost complete.

by Anonymousreply 109April 18, 2019 9:21 AM

Chrissy Metz Part 5: D-E-S-S-E-R-T

Chrissy Metz Part 5: Breakthrough (the chair)

Chrissy Metz Part 5: Buffet Mindset

by Anonymousreply 110April 18, 2019 9:25 AM

You don't know my tampon slave! She is a fighter!

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by Anonymousreply 111April 18, 2019 9:40 AM

Chrissy Metz Part 5: Has Anyone Seen the Dog?

by Anonymousreply 112April 18, 2019 9:40 AM

Chrissy Metz Part 5: This Ain't My First Time the Services Table!

by Anonymousreply 113April 18, 2019 9:43 AM

Chrissy Metz Part 5: Places in the Gunt

by Anonymousreply 114April 18, 2019 9:45 AM

The dress was cinched under the bust and the skirt fell in pleats to mid-calf.

Metz added black sandal flats and wore her shoulder-length hair loose and styled with an off-center parting.

by Anonymousreply 115April 18, 2019 9:54 AM

Where's the Chrissy Inspires Troll? We miss you!

by Anonymousreply 116April 18, 2019 10:12 AM

That levitating photo looks like an optical illusion.

by Anonymousreply 117April 18, 2019 11:35 AM

You bitches are doing a true disservice here. There are many plus-sized, as well as bone-thin, women who look to her for courage and inspiration. She inspires women who may be self-conscious about those few pesky extra pounds to not worry about what people think and to face the world with gusto and confidence. By constantly mocking her, you're implying that there's something wrong with not being model-thin and only stigmatizing these women. Stop with the attacks!

by Anonymousreply 118April 18, 2019 2:10 PM

R118, you must be joking.

by Anonymousreply 119April 18, 2019 2:20 PM

She resembles fellow chub (although she's far from Chrissy territory) Katy Mixon.

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by Anonymousreply 120April 18, 2019 2:34 PM

Chin cellulite

by Anonymousreply 121April 18, 2019 2:50 PM

Actually, if you've every flown over the BVIs she resembles a small island.

by Anonymousreply 122April 18, 2019 2:52 PM

Vile, vile thread. And to think, we women stood by you during your darkest days. Nice way to treat your only true friends and allies. Gays really do eat their own.

by Anonymousreply 123April 18, 2019 3:24 PM

R123, how many times are you going to post the same thing? You frauen didn't stand by me- go fuck yourself. Don't you have a house to clean, or are you waiting for the Wendy Williams show?

by Anonymousreply 124April 18, 2019 4:27 PM

Those angry eyes...

by Anonymousreply 125April 18, 2019 5:56 PM

She looks ridiculous in that trailer surrounded by all those regular sized people! The first scene where she's entering the boys room looks like a horror movie.

by Anonymousreply 126April 18, 2019 10:06 PM

Trailer? God, it must have more reinforcement than the new World Trade Center.

by Anonymousreply 127April 19, 2019 12:09 AM

[quote]Gays really do eat their own.

Chrissy eats her own used tampons.

by Anonymousreply 128April 19, 2019 12:14 AM

I wouldn't mind seeing the movie Godzilla vs. King Kong Chrissy.

by Anonymousreply 129April 19, 2019 12:37 AM

R129 Me too, as long as Godzilla wins. Chrissy just wishes she could be as lovable as Godzilla. Never going to happen

by Anonymousreply 130April 19, 2019 12:41 AM

R128, it not true. I use king-sized flannel sheets for Miss Chrissy Fat Lady. She no eat that. Right now she finish 8 pack of Drumsticks for snack while I make dinner.

by Anonymousreply 131April 19, 2019 12:57 AM

The tampon-Pon thing is not funny. It's killing these threads.

by Anonymousreply 132April 19, 2019 12:58 AM

Read thread title R,132. The Wrath of Pon- that me, fucker!

by Anonymousreply 133April 19, 2019 1:01 AM

R132 Pon knows what is what. Pon shuts down the "tampon eater" types on this thread. We've had Pon here back when she was still just Chrissy's nameless Filipina tampon slave.

We can always use more material though, (literally and figuratively) so feel free to contribute!

by Anonymousreply 134April 19, 2019 1:09 AM

What's her storyline on the show? What's next season? Since that contractual weight loss isn't happening.

by Anonymousreply 135April 19, 2019 1:54 PM

You come off as incredibly smug and condescending, r135. Your post is oozing with subtext, and it's all too vile for words. The fat shaming needs to end, and end NOW.

by Anonymousreply 136April 19, 2019 2:02 PM

If it wasn't for her fatness she'd be unemployed. She's not that good an actress or singer.

by Anonymousreply 137April 19, 2019 2:05 PM

r35, if that’s true, then I think someone else will have to perform - CPR on her!

by Anonymousreply 138April 19, 2019 2:07 PM

Check Trolldar - r136 plus many other posts is having a laugh. She really is one of us. Welcome to the party bitch!

by Anonymousreply 139April 19, 2019 2:11 PM

Another period dress.

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by Anonymousreply 140April 19, 2019 2:29 PM

Do you think Chrissy is not aware that she needs to lose a couple of pounds? This is not news to her, but to constantly harp on about it in such a negative way is not productive. She knows the realty of the situation. From what I've heard about Chrissy, she is a straight shooter who rolls with the punches. If anything, I'm sure she doesn't like the truth to be sugar-coated.

by Anonymousreply 141April 19, 2019 2:30 PM

Honey, Chrissy obviously likes everything sugar coated.

by Anonymousreply 142April 19, 2019 2:33 PM

At r140 she's working her Morticia Adams ate the Adams family, look.

by Anonymousreply 143April 19, 2019 2:35 PM

That skirt was white when she put it on.

by Anonymousreply 144April 19, 2019 2:59 PM

[quote]Chrissy's nameless Filipina tampon slave.

Pon does not sound like a Filipino name nor does Pon's mangled English ("Me forget") in any way resemble how Filipinos speak. You guys are getting your Asians confused.

by Anonymousreply 145April 19, 2019 3:36 PM

I think she was originally from mainland SEAsia. How she came to be Spanish speaking I don't know.

by Anonymousreply 146April 19, 2019 3:39 PM

Pon was named by Chrissy. That's not her real name.

by Anonymousreply 147April 19, 2019 5:23 PM

The film seems unrealistic. Just going by the trailer. Can anyone imagine Chrissy's character walking up a flight of stairs again just to wake her son?

by Anonymousreply 148April 19, 2019 5:26 PM

r148 I know it seems unrealistic but the son keeps a stash of donuts in his room. You'd have to see the film to get it.

by Anonymousreply 149April 19, 2019 5:29 PM

I don't see how Chrissy can make it up stairs on her own, she would need a steel-enforced wheelchair lift to get her up and down. If she cannot make it half a mile around an airport, she cannot make it up and down steps.

by Anonymousreply 150April 19, 2019 5:34 PM

She's full frau. There's an interview about how she prayed so hard during filming.

by Anonymousreply 151April 19, 2019 5:36 PM

Despite a couple of extra pounds, she's managed to carve out an amazing career for herself in a town that prides the anorexic look. You hateful posters, on the other hand, probably toil away at some dreary cube job...which probably explains why you're all so gosh darn hateful. Simply put, she's a winner and you're all a bunch of loosers. Your all IQ-challenged, and she is a smart cookie.

by Anonymousreply 152April 19, 2019 5:37 PM

All that fat in the face is pushing her eyes together -- giving her a sexy cat-like look.

by Anonymousreply 153April 19, 2019 5:40 PM

She's got a very pretty face and curves in all the right places. Her body type conveys hyper-fertility and makes straight guys horny. Lucky lucky bitch!! #geneticallyblessed

by Anonymousreply 154April 19, 2019 5:43 PM

This guy made me think of Chrissy.

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by Anonymousreply 155April 19, 2019 6:07 PM

She's beautiful and inspirational.

by Anonymousreply 156April 19, 2019 7:50 PM

The image at r140 is when you are so hungry you can't wait for dinner to be professionally butchered and cooked first.

by Anonymousreply 157April 19, 2019 11:59 PM

Does her pussy stink, or do the multiple fat layers cover the gunt enough?

by Anonymousreply 158April 20, 2019 1:15 AM

Chrissy ruins an infinity pool.

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by Anonymousreply 159April 20, 2019 1:20 AM

More trips to zoos might be a slimming look on her.

by Anonymousreply 160April 20, 2019 1:26 AM

Who are all these Chrissy stans? Fuck off. She’s grotesque. Stop trying to normalize insanely unhealthy behavior. Seriously, you guys are really bad at what you do. Are you the minor leagues for the Internet Research Agency? If so, you’ll never get to the big time.

by Anonymousreply 161April 20, 2019 1:45 AM

That pool only had an inch of water in it before miss ‘a couple of extra pounds’ got in it.

by Anonymousreply 162April 20, 2019 2:16 AM

She looks like knockout at r159. Sexy curves and nice big titties. I know the term is overused, but dare I say she's the epitome of walking sex. No wonder lots of straight men JO thinking about her. She's got it all.

by Anonymousreply 163April 20, 2019 3:28 AM

R159, here's another pic from that photo shoot. She has a pretty smile!

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by Anonymousreply 164April 20, 2019 6:35 AM

I assume she only wore one for the first time because she couldn't find one in her size.

by Anonymousreply 165April 20, 2019 9:19 AM

Agree 'she's got it all', r163, and she's carrying it all with her, mostly around her mid section. What must her visceral fat measure be? Off the scales with all that sexy lardy fat contained but not restrained by those gorgeous folds of overstretched skin. A goddess indeed.

by Anonymousreply 166April 20, 2019 9:28 AM

Yes, Chrissy has it all- heart problems, diabetes and high blood pressure.

by Anonymousreply 167April 20, 2019 9:44 AM

[quote]If so, you’ll never get to the big time.

Chrissy’s gotten to the big time. She’s now finally crested 600 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 168April 20, 2019 11:31 AM

And you know this how, r167? Do you have access to her medical records? The truth is that she is perfectly healthy. It's almost entertaining to watch you body dysmorphic gay's heads explode at someone without a perfect body achieving great success. And you're all so smug about it. When you realize that there's nothing wrong with, I can't wait to see y'all eat some humble pie.

by Anonymousreply 169April 20, 2019 2:06 PM

I think I will kill myself if her movie is a hit.

by Anonymousreply 170April 20, 2019 3:38 PM

Let's hope theaters are showing it in CinemaScope, otherwise we'll only see 2/3 of Chrissy.

by Anonymousreply 171April 20, 2019 5:02 PM

[quote]Pon was named by Chrissy. That's not her real name.

Couldn't she just call her "Mamacita?"

by Anonymousreply 172April 20, 2019 5:05 PM

I think Chrissy is exacting her revenge on me for posting here. I got a text message from Regal Cinemas promoting her movie:

REGAL: Chrissy Metz has a message just for Regal movie fans! Watch https://youtu.be/ccLAQysE7qg Tix: bit.ly/2Ipr62a Extra Credit Offer Valid 4/17-4/21

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by Anonymousreply 173April 20, 2019 5:08 PM

The move looks great and she looks fantastic. Is that Oscar I smell?

by Anonymousreply 174April 20, 2019 5:22 PM

Come off it, Chrissy Fan: she isn’t healthy. She is mentally ill (that’s how people get so enormously obese that they stop resembling a human shape). She is physically ill (the human body is not meant to carry that much weight; it breaks down every single one of the body’s systems and causes a slew of health problems).

To say she has a “few pesky pounds” proves you are just as sick as she is (maybe doing s little social media posting on her behalf for $30 a week while you jam Quarter Pounders with Cheese into your pie hole). She has about 400 “pesky” extra pounds. At her height, she should weigh 130 AT THE MOST. That’s if she wants to be a size 10, not a size 2.

Thin woman sneer at her. Straight men are repulsed by her. No one wants to be her, be like her, be with her. For people like you, fat but probably not—like Chrissy—in Dr Now territory (though perhaps you are)—she’s an excuse for the fact you habitually say yes to any and all foods, give in to temptation in the grocery store and at fast food places, embrace elastic in your pants, sit on the couch with your DVR treasures, and look for people who are fatter than you to make all of that seem normal.

Challenging people’s IQs is pretty rich. You post the same post over and over; they aren’t compelling and you certainly aren’t making valid arguments or interesting points.

I also find you to be an unbearable bigot with your rude comments about “gays.” No one cares what you think and no one is going to change their opinion about a woman who should be losing weight for about a million reasons (the most important of these being is that big, fat people like this DIE) because you threaten to take away your support as if homosexuality gives people some sort of purse dog status. You aren’t any kind of influencer, your tedious reposts make you seem unhinged and definitely make you type fat, fat, fatty, fat.

You are actually the best example of why Chrissy Metz is a shitshow landslide reason Americans are getting fatter. Being fat isn’t brave. It’s lazy and disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 175April 20, 2019 5:35 PM

Chrissy is just a pound or two overweight. Nothing to be concerned about.

by Anonymousreply 176April 20, 2019 6:11 PM

Finally, someone who makes sense! Thank you, r176. She's plus-sized, nothing more. She is beautiful and inspiration to countless women who aren't a size 0 and who don't subsist of tic tacs and cigarettes. If she were ill and near death, she wouldn't be able to hold down a grueling job and make all the appearances she does. The gays are looking at her through a veil of body dysmorphia, and people who suffer from dysmorphia view others' bodies with the same distortion with which they view their own. I feel sad for the gays, and even sadder that someone as sweet and nice as Chrissy is the victim of their hateful, mentally ill-driven attacks.

by Anonymousreply 177April 20, 2019 6:38 PM

[quote]If she were ill and near death,

She is ill and near death. Her arteries have so much fat lining them, only a few blood cells can get through. She’s going to be found dead any day now.

by Anonymousreply 178April 20, 2019 7:26 PM

I not dead. I back from hospital, recover from bone fracture after Miss Chrissy fall on me. Doctor say I have chipped coccyx. I learn new English word. Also try low-carb meals so this happen less often.

by Anonymousreply 179April 20, 2019 7:34 PM

R176, One stone, actually.

by Anonymousreply 180April 20, 2019 7:34 PM

Chrissy is only one person or two away from her ideal weight.

by Anonymousreply 181April 20, 2019 7:38 PM

I saw a trailer for Chrissy’s movie and I can’t believe it but she runs !

by Anonymousreply 182April 21, 2019 1:13 AM

[quote]I saw a trailer for Chrissy’s movie and I can’t believe it but she runs !

Director in dunebuggy ahead of her holding tri-tip steak marinated in adobo sauce in front of face. That get her up and running every time. And we get call from National Seismic Institute saying she responsible for false alarms in area around same time.

by Anonymousreply 183April 21, 2019 1:28 AM

I can't wrap it around my mind that it's the gays that are posting these heinous comments. I would of thought you boys would know better than to belittle and bully someone because you percieved them to be different. How is this any different from gay bashing? You of all people should know better and should be ashamed of yourselves. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the Bible views this type of mocking as a sin. Maybe that knowledge will get you to stop these attacks.

by Anonymousreply 184April 21, 2019 1:41 AM

[quote]I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the Bible views this type of mocking as a sin

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the Bible views Gluttony and this type of abuse of one’s body as a sin.

by Anonymousreply 185April 21, 2019 1:52 AM

R184: Shut your face, you disease-enabling breeder parasite. Homosexuality is not a choice. Obesity is. If God had wanted men and women to be together, then He would have made us the same. And if God had wanted humans to be 600 pounds, then He would be Buddha.

by Anonymousreply 186April 21, 2019 1:55 AM

No, homosexuality is not a choice, but the Good Book viewing ACTING on it as a sin. Now, that's not necessarily my personal opinion, mind you, and I'm not one to judge anyone for their personal choices. That's up to Him. I'm just telling you what the Holy Book says on the matter of homosexuality. And in keeping with this line of thinking, if obesity leads to disease, then surely the homosexual act can. You only need to views you boys's recent history to understand that. Yes, you are correct, gluttony is a sin, but I see no evidence that she has committed that sin. You or I never witnessed her overeating. It's entirely possible that she has a little excess weight due to a glandular problem or other condition that is out of her control.

by Anonymousreply 187April 21, 2019 2:09 AM

[quote]Yes, you are correct, gluttony is a sin, but I see no evidence that she has committed that sin.

Are you fucking blind??

by Anonymousreply 188April 21, 2019 2:21 AM

All that junk food didn’t eat itself.

by Anonymousreply 189April 21, 2019 2:26 AM

Her farts are a cause of climate change. And they could give the Santa Ana winds a run for their money.

by Anonymousreply 190April 21, 2019 2:26 AM

r174, that smell is Oscar Mayer.

by Anonymousreply 191April 21, 2019 4:40 AM

R177 again with the exact same post you always post. And r176 was being sarcastic.

by Anonymousreply 192April 21, 2019 4:44 AM

How is her PRESUMED addiction to food any different than you boys's addiction to sex? I don't see you mocking sex addicts? Addiction is addition.

by Anonymousreply 193April 21, 2019 5:00 AM

And here I thought Chrissy needed help. Fucking hell, r193 you are a 600 pound anal wart. Give up trying to ruin our fun. Not going to happen. To the FF and block buttons!

by Anonymousreply 194April 21, 2019 8:17 AM

Chrissy isn't that talented, was she a Harvey girl too?

by Anonymousreply 195April 21, 2019 11:43 AM

R195 For sure. Who can resist her?

by Anonymousreply 196April 21, 2019 11:52 AM

Link please, R182.

I've only seen the trailer in which she does an imitation of a sassy, black woman when telling her son she won't be walking back upstairs to wake him (like she would!).

by Anonymousreply 197April 21, 2019 1:21 PM

Chrissy Metz is going to get an Academy Award for her role in this new faith-based movie!

by Anonymousreply 198April 21, 2019 2:27 PM

Tomorrow busy day. I go to many grocery stores and buy half price Easter candy for Miss Chrissy Fat Lady.

by Anonymousreply 199April 21, 2019 2:46 PM

[quote]Chrissy isn't that talented, was she a Harvey girl too?

Yes.

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by Anonymousreply 200April 21, 2019 3:00 PM

I missed Chrissy on CBS Sunday morning....did black bars appear at the top and bottom of your screen during her segment?

by Anonymousreply 201April 21, 2019 3:03 PM

R201 Black bars? I saw lots of candy bars.

by Anonymousreply 202April 21, 2019 3:27 PM

Her fat rolls have fat rolls.

by Anonymousreply 203April 23, 2019 10:35 PM

Am I terrible for wanting her to say something vaguely racist so Black Twitter will have a go at her? If the “You Gays!!!” troll thinks WE’RE bad...

by Anonymousreply 204April 23, 2019 11:20 PM

Come lick it hot guys!

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by Anonymousreply 205April 24, 2019 1:54 AM

Hi everyone,

There have been a number of threads that have been closed or zapped in the last 24 hours. Someone, on a now zapped thread, said the the one thing in common involved speaking (in any form or fashion) about people who were of a different race.

I know this seems a bit much, but until we know for sure, should we keep these posts shitty and witty yet not point to any sort of race? I don't know what the hell is going on, but something is. If this means giving our beloved Pon a really long vacation, we may have to. No "Tam" either, (though I didn't like the person who originally tried to write him. Nether did Muriel--as "he" got red tagged) There are so many threads suddenly no longer with us, I can't figure out what is going on.

Until we know, maybe just keep it to Chrissy being fat and angry as fuck and we will be safe?

This is disturbing, but losing our Chrissy threads would be even worse.

Thoughts?

by Anonymousreply 206April 24, 2019 5:19 AM

I have no problem, I work for Muriel then. No have to wipe ass or wedge flannel sheets in pussy.

Chrissy Metz Part 5: On Golden Pon.

by Anonymousreply 207April 24, 2019 6:05 AM

r207 This is why I love you bitches.

Carry on as usual guys? I wish we could do inter-thread polls.

by Anonymousreply 208April 24, 2019 6:16 AM

R208 😘

by Anonymousreply 209April 24, 2019 6:19 AM

She'll probably outlive most of you.

by Anonymousreply 210April 24, 2019 6:26 AM

r205 Nip that shit. That is the sort of thing that will get our threads closed, or worse, zapped. Make it funny, or don't bother at all.

Also, that woman is only a half *maybe* of a Chrissy, and doesn't have her angry face and mean eyes.

Moving on...

by Anonymousreply 211April 24, 2019 6:35 AM

I'm A Tampon Slave 4 U

by Anonymousreply 212April 24, 2019 8:22 AM

R207 fucking brilliant! Lol

by Anonymousreply 213April 24, 2019 10:50 PM

Pon, you are becoming more famous than Chrissy! You'll never be as big of a star of course.

Thank god.

by Anonymousreply 214April 24, 2019 10:53 PM

It's interesting that she swims in water and doesn't take a nice mud bath instead Maybe she thermoregulates better than expected despite her enormous weight.

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by Anonymousreply 215April 24, 2019 11:38 PM

[quote]Nip

No, Filipino! Why you not remember?

by Anonymousreply 216April 25, 2019 1:34 AM

[quote]She's full frau. There's an interview about how she prayed so hard during filming.

Oh, is "prayed" a euphemism for eating everything from Craft Services now?

by Anonymousreply 217April 25, 2019 2:08 AM

[quote]I don't see you mocking sex addicts?

You haven't been here long then.

[quote] Chrissy isn't that talented, was she a Harvey girl too?

Yeah: Harvey the rabbit. She ate him.

by Anonymousreply 218April 25, 2019 2:14 AM

THIS MUST STOP NOW!!!

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS VILE AND VULGAR PERSECUTION OF MY FRIEND AND FELLOW CHRISTIAN CHRISSY METZ!

If This Continues I Will Flounce Up to My Boudoir & Slam the Door!

I have had Chrissy into my home many times and she EATS LIKE A BIRD, so dainty, so ladylike.

I can only conclude that MY friend has a medical condition, such as sometime glandular, or perhaps she is pregnant with many, many precious Christian fetuses...have you ever thought of that...you, you unrepentant heathens?

by Anonymousreply 219April 25, 2019 2:18 AM

[quote]I have had Chrissy into my home many times and she EATS LIKE A BIRD,

Yeah, Rodan!

by Anonymousreply 220April 25, 2019 2:20 AM

[quote] have had Chrissy into my home many times

Well perhaps, you all have driven me to make a slight exaggeration...

I have entertained Chrissy AT my home...outside on the verandah...where the fetid air around her large frame can circulate more freely...

And where I can control my nausea by breathing into my starched handkerchiefs while we visit...

by Anonymousreply 221April 25, 2019 2:26 AM

Jesus Christ, just how fat is this gal?

Trust me, I fucked Marlon Brandon when he was at his fattest

And it ain't for the faint-of-heart...

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by Anonymousreply 222April 25, 2019 2:35 AM

Please, gays, enough of your mocking this poor woman. I can't take any more of this, and this is coming from one of your female allies who is pro the gays. No one, especially a great star like Miss Metz, deserves to be treated with such a lack a dignity and respect. Please, I'm begging you, enough already before I loose my sanity.

by Anonymousreply 223April 25, 2019 2:44 AM

Loose, r223? Never got past 4th grade, I take it? Bed-bound in fat or simply low-IQ? Snack cake disorder? Single eyebrow? Let’s hear the tale.

by Anonymousreply 224April 25, 2019 3:35 AM

r224 A potential contender for Part 5's title: Chrissy Metz Part 5: Snack Cake Disorder

by Anonymousreply 225April 25, 2019 3:43 AM

Thanks, r225

by Anonymousreply 226April 25, 2019 4:49 AM

Snack Cake Disorder MUST be Part 5.

Good one, R224.

by Anonymousreply 227April 25, 2019 5:26 AM

Noted, bitches! Great work!

by Anonymousreply 228April 25, 2019 5:32 AM

Assuming Chrissy hasn't keeled over by the time we get to Snack Cake Disorder.

by Anonymousreply 229April 25, 2019 12:00 PM

Then Snack Cake Disorder can be about the resulting earthquake in the Greater Los Angeles area.

by Anonymousreply 230April 25, 2019 12:01 PM

[quote]Trust me, I fucked Marlon Brandon when he was at his fattest

Oh dear!

by Anonymousreply 231April 25, 2019 12:46 PM

This Is Us has a huge gay fan base who find Chrissy beautiful, talented and inspirational. I think you guys are in the minority on this one. And just a reminder, Jesus loves Chrissy just the way she is. If for that reason alone, you should back off and stop with the offensive posts. They're just tasteless.

by Anonymousreply 232April 25, 2019 1:47 PM

Where did Jesus say it's okay to gain 500 pounds? I thought gluttony was one of the seven deadly sins.

by Anonymousreply 233April 25, 2019 1:49 PM

^You're assuming she gained the weight from overeating, but you don't know the facts. Some women do have glandular issues that cause their wait to spike.

by Anonymousreply 234April 25, 2019 1:52 PM

And how many of these women carry snack purses with them everywhere?

by Anonymousreply 235April 25, 2019 1:53 PM

Yeah... Chrissy has a glandular problem: it's called Snack Cake Disorder.

by Anonymousreply 236April 25, 2019 1:53 PM

Why do you automatically assume a snack purse contains candy bars, cookies, chips, etc.? How do you know it doesn't contain celery and carrot sticks, berries and dried fruit...healthy stuff like that?

by Anonymousreply 237April 25, 2019 1:55 PM

Their wait to spike? R234, either English isn’t your first language or you need to put down the snack cake and hit spellcheck.

by Anonymousreply 238April 25, 2019 1:59 PM

[quote]How do you know it doesn't contain celery and carrot sticks, berries and dried fruit...healthy stuff like that?

Be realistic: how much of that stuff can one human eat in a single sitting?

by Anonymousreply 239April 25, 2019 2:02 PM

Fucking her must be like fucking a hot air balloon.

by Anonymousreply 240April 25, 2019 2:02 PM

From a medical perspective, weight doesn’t “spike” because of glandular issues. Metabolism doesn’t slow enough to convert tissue, air, or anything else into rapidly multiplying fat cells. The only thing that adds fat cells to the body is eating. To get to Chrissy Metz size requires one to eat about 7500-11,000 calories a day. Period, end of story.

by Anonymousreply 241April 25, 2019 2:03 PM

You had me up until you said it was calories, R241. It's the carbs. Calories from a single steak don't interact in the body the same way as the same amount of calories in Coca-Cola and Doritos.

by Anonymousreply 242April 25, 2019 2:05 PM

She was plus-sized when she was a kid. She didn't suddenly gain the weight at 25. The little excess weight is obviously genetics. It's hard to shake that off, even on a low carb diet.

by Anonymousreply 243April 25, 2019 2:08 PM

Kind of, r242. If you eat better foods, it’s true that the body will do better things (build muscle)...up to a point. You can’t eat anything in these amounts (11,000 calories) without gaining weight. But, I do agree that 7,500 calories of peas and chicken will not impact the body as badly as 7,500 calories of pizza with imitation cheese and pepperoni.

Also, glandular issues generally impact how one burns fat or creates muscle, not how one gets fat. Perhaps one doesn’t burn fat effectively, but the fat still got created.

Fat kids are generally fat because they are predisposed to bring fat and then they eat the wrong foods.

by Anonymousreply 244April 25, 2019 2:09 PM

400 pounds is not a little excess weight.

by Anonymousreply 245April 25, 2019 2:10 PM

When you eat everything in sight, you end up a sow. Doesn't matter what it is.

by Anonymousreply 246April 25, 2019 2:11 PM

She may be stress eating now too, WHICH WE ALL DO from time to time. She must be totally stressed out. Between the TIU, her rising film career, her personal appearances, and her singing, she's got a lot on her plate.

by Anonymousreply 247April 25, 2019 2:12 PM

You're right, R247. There are many possible reasons behind her size: underactive thyroid, PCOS (a frau favourite), water retention, and, of course, snack cake disorder.

by Anonymousreply 248April 25, 2019 2:45 PM

R247 and for sure she is going to eat everything on any plate.

by Anonymousreply 249April 25, 2019 2:52 PM

If she was 200 pounds instead of 500 pounds AND if she had gained say, 40 pounds in a year during a stressful period, one could argue that she was stress eating. What she has, unfortunately, is an eating disorder and absolutely no willpower. Her first step should be, exchange the snack cake for a low-sugar protein bar. Her second step is to stop eating sugar. Her third step should be, exchange the burger and the pasta and the pizza for 7 slices of turkey pepperoni as a snack and spiralized zucchini with a hearty meat sauce for dinner. Then go to lean protein and leafy greens. Cutting things out one at a time helps mitigate cravings. Going forward, her mantra must be, they will still be making Oreos/Twinkies/Ding-Dongs when I am thin. She needs to cut out the sodas.

These are the foods that make people fat because they don’t trigger the brain’s awareness of being full—they don’t satisfy any nutritional needs. Also, the fatter she gets, the less mobile she can be, so she gets less exercise. Adding calories you can burn is a recipe for a 600-pound life.

For the one frau complaining that we don’t know what she’s eating, maybe it’s carrots and lettuce leaves and pure fresh gulps of air—no. She was obese when she appeared on the scene. She is fatter now—a lot—than she was. She is eating garbage food and a shit-ton of it. Medical fact, dear.

by Anonymousreply 250April 25, 2019 3:06 PM

I'm hoping there's new footage of her out and about before we reach Part 5: Snack Cake Disorder.

by Anonymousreply 251April 25, 2019 3:09 PM

"We don't know what she eats!"

We don't know if it's snack cakes or small mammals -- all we do know is that she eats a lot of whatever it is.

by Anonymousreply 252April 25, 2019 3:11 PM

How much did she pay to have 'chrissy metz weight loss' be the third Google suggestion?

There is no weight loss! If anything she's gaining.

by Anonymousreply 253April 25, 2019 3:14 PM

Never forget her Snack Cake Snack Purse:

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by Anonymousreply 254April 25, 2019 3:16 PM

[quote]And just a reminder, Jesus loves Chrissy just the way she is.

No I don't. She's a puta. Now let me get back to mowing her lawn.

by Anonymousreply 255April 25, 2019 3:17 PM

Snack Cake Disorder? Wow.

You boys are really something. It's pretty low to start making fun of health problems. I won't be posting in any thread with that name and hopefully the moderator around here will close it. You know I thought ya'll would have a little more concern for folks with health issues. Women supported ya'll throughout the AIDS crisis and this is how you talk about them? You boys might starve yourselves down to 'the perfect body' but I'm sure your hearts look nothing like Chrissy's.

by Anonymousreply 256April 25, 2019 3:32 PM

New interview!

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by Anonymousreply 257April 25, 2019 3:41 PM

She's so beautiful and inspirational. Loving the hair highlights. Very sexy, come hither look. I think she's great.

by Anonymousreply 258April 25, 2019 3:45 PM

#SnackCakeDisorder

by Anonymousreply 259April 25, 2019 3:47 PM

I love how you queens want to talk about her snack cake disorder, but no one is willing to talk about your BODY DYSMORPHIC disorder. Crickets on that topic, right? Now that is the elephant in the room.

by Anonymousreply 260April 25, 2019 3:59 PM

R256 yes, I am certain that no one here has an enlarged, strained heart like Chrissy Metz. AIDS is a virus, dear. Tell me who you supported during the crisis. Wearing a red ribbon on your polyester lapel doesn’t count!

Chrissy doesn’t have a virus that science doesn’t understand, which, as you may know, caused the AIDS crisis. It was something no doctor had ever seen before.

Chrissy doesn’t have a mysterious illness. She likes her food. As pointed out earlier, a shit-ton of it. There is a cure: less food, better food.

Your analogies are puerile and your anti -gay bigotry is as loud as a Pucci print. Must try harder.

by Anonymousreply 261April 25, 2019 4:00 PM

R260 actually, dear, Chrissy is the elephant in the room. Body dysmorphic disorder? Um, no. I see Chrissy’s body just as it is: fat. I see mine just as it is: fit.

Um, know how I got that way? I don’t overeat like Chrissy Metz.

Funny how you try to use shame rather than logic to defend your position. We aren’t your fat kids. The more you try to justify her hideous weight, the worse she looks. You are crap PR for her.

by Anonymousreply 262April 25, 2019 4:04 PM

Holy shit, R256. In one thread, I'm branded as old, fat, and unlovable, and in this thread, you're saying I'm "starved down to the perfect body." This DL imagined eating disorder is going to kill me! (Hi, R260!)

Stop bringing up AIDS. It's gross, and that fact that there were women who were standing with the gay community when we were in the trenches does not mean all women are untouchable "saviors," undeserving of criticism. The fact that you are equating self-caused obesity with "women" is, in itself, misogynistic. Most of the women I know are perfectly capable of understanding the health risks associated with unhealthy weight gain, and while some of them may be larger than average, they don't delude themselves into thinking it doesn't affect their general health.

Obesity is a public health crisis. I'm not going to make fun of someone because of their size, unless they are helping to perpetuate an unhealthy and dangerous ideal that has been created in a fantasy world (much like how I'm not going to make fun of someone's coming out process, unless they're Aaron Schock). "Healthy at any size," is a myth. Obese equalling "curvy" is a false equivalency. There is nothing "beautiful" about needing to use a mobility scooter because you're too fat to for your muscles and skeleton to move you across a room.

Maybe this pushback to the "fat acceptance movement" seems cruel to you, but it's far more cruel to push this delusion that obesity is a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice.

by Anonymousreply 263April 25, 2019 4:10 PM

r263, it's a slippery slope when you make these types of claims. You sound like conservatives who say that libs are trying to push the delusion that homosexuality (the act of having gay sex and being in same-sex relationships, not being same-sex attracted) is a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice. Obesity can lead to disease and disease. Homosexual activity can also lead to disease and death. Slippery slope.

by Anonymousreply 264April 25, 2019 4:27 PM

Heterosexuality can and has caused disease and death; pick up a history book and read all about it.

by Anonymousreply 265April 25, 2019 4:34 PM

r265, I didn't that it hasn't. I was trying to make a point that since this board is primarily geared toward gay men, the gay "lifestyle"/AIDS analogy would hit very close to home.

by Anonymousreply 266April 25, 2019 4:37 PM

You think I not try to get her to lose weight? She sabotage every diet by hiding candy bars, cookies, and chips everywhere. In DVD boxes, in pillows with zipper, even in husband underwear drawer. I try confiscate them, she threaten to call INS on me. I tell her I have Green Card so that threat no work. Tam still have nightmare that Miss Chrissy pass out and fall on her.

by Anonymousreply 267April 25, 2019 4:44 PM

I mean Pon have that nightmare, I have to hear about it.

by Anonymousreply 268April 25, 2019 5:02 PM

R256 Why does anyone buy into messages like yours as serious, "Ya'll"?

If you want to be seen as defending her, fine. Just don't keep doing it using the same trite verbiage in every message you post. It got old sooner than it got obvious. And STFU with the "you boys." You weren't even funny once, but at least you were tolerable. The next ten times, saying the same thing? Not so much.

"I won't be posting in any thread with that name." Reason to be cheerful.

"hopefully the moderator around here will close it." Not a chance in hell.

Anyway, who appointed you as the fat people's Pope?

GTFOOH

by Anonymousreply 269April 25, 2019 6:02 PM

What's wrong with saying "you boys"? Would y'all perfer to be called "you girls"?

by Anonymousreply 270April 25, 2019 6:12 PM

Snack cake disorder — I love it.

by Anonymousreply 271April 25, 2019 6:27 PM

[quote]Anyway, who appointed you as the fat people's Pope?

They drew straws … and then they had milkshakes!

by Anonymousreply 272April 25, 2019 6:31 PM

If Miss Metz has an unhealthy relationship with food, you gays have an unhealthy relationship with your bodies. I understand you needing to compensate for lack of an internal sense of masculinity by trying to appear perfect, to effect the masculine ideal, on the outside, but really, boys, you take your body dysmorphia and narcissism way too far, to the point that it's hurtful. Someone once said that homosexuality is sexualized narcissism, and I think that just may be true.

by Anonymousreply 273April 25, 2019 6:37 PM

At least gay men take care of our bodies. We don't let ourselves turn into fat shapeless blobs. Breeder bitches like R273 are fucking toxic. The Earth is being destroyed to pay for your tacky taste for crap.

by Anonymousreply 274April 25, 2019 6:38 PM

[273] You think Chrissy Metz has a healthy relationship with her body???? I feel sorry for her, but I certainly don't think she's a role model

by Anonymousreply 275April 25, 2019 6:38 PM

10 years ago she would have been a contestant on [italic]The Biggest Loser[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 276April 25, 2019 6:40 PM

So straight women are toxic? Lord in heaven, r274, you sound terribly damaged. Seek help.

by Anonymousreply 277April 25, 2019 6:41 PM

R277 has 40 comments on this thread.

R277 is not a woman.

R277 is arguing with herself.

R277 is not funny, nor serious.

Why are you feeding this troll?

by Anonymousreply 278April 25, 2019 6:49 PM

R272 I love you. I am so stealing that joke!

by Anonymousreply 279April 25, 2019 6:54 PM

Was her movie a hit then?

by Anonymousreply 280April 25, 2019 8:53 PM

The “You Gays!” Troll deleted her cookies. Unfortunate.

by Anonymousreply 281April 25, 2019 9:13 PM

If by "deleted" you mean "devoured," then yes.

by Anonymousreply 282April 25, 2019 9:23 PM

You gays want to have your cake and eat it to. Think again, y'all.

by Anonymousreply 283April 25, 2019 9:26 PM

Troll defender of our Metz snack cake muncher, the Miss 'You Gays' thing, is a many headed Hydra - a mythical beast reputed to have poisonous breath and blood so virulent that even its scent was deadly. Pon better watch her back. Her job's getting even more hazardous.

by Anonymousreply 284April 25, 2019 10:00 PM

R278 why are you such a lowlife that you think you have to play Datalounge detective? I hope you get AIDS.

by Anonymousreply 285April 25, 2019 10:00 PM

I just love seeing "The Wrath of Pon," cracks me up. Great thread title.

by Anonymousreply 286April 25, 2019 10:02 PM

What are you, 8 years old, r286? So much for the stereotype of gays being witty.

by Anonymousreply 287April 25, 2019 10:08 PM

"So much for the stereotype of gays being witty"

Ugh, I see this lame comment on here all too frequently. Too bad my post didn't conform to the expectations of the fat frau at R287. I'm not your trained Oscar Wilde impressionist. I'll say whatever the fuck I like. And I like this thread title. Now waddle off!

by Anonymousreply 288April 25, 2019 10:17 PM

R285 "I hope you get AIDS."

Real Class. Bravo. Your wit will take you so far. Not far enough, in fact.

by Anonymousreply 289April 25, 2019 10:25 PM

Not without her snack purse, r288!

by Anonymousreply 290April 25, 2019 10:25 PM

And by the way R287, honey, I WW'd your stupid post by accident, so don't go thinking anyone actually liked it.

by Anonymousreply 291April 25, 2019 10:32 PM

Y'all are some nasty ass queens. I just can't with you gurls sometimes. Y'all think because just your gay, it puts you above normal straight people and can say anything you want to us. It don't work that way. I have some news for y'all, your no better than the rest of us. Now grow the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 292April 25, 2019 10:33 PM

R292 gay or straight, we are all better than you.

by Anonymousreply 293April 25, 2019 10:49 PM

If this thread in anyway ends up serving as an outreach to Chrissy to help her understand how unacceptably fat she is, it will all have been worth it.

by Anonymousreply 294April 25, 2019 11:17 PM

r294, you seem to be in the minority, since she is beloved throughout the world for her portrayal of Kate Pierson, and is an inspiration to countless men and women who don't quite fit in. One would think you gays could identify with that, but it appears that your body dysmorphia-induced fat shaming trumps any empathy you may have had for her, but I digress. And now a whole group of people who've been apparently living under a rock for the past few years and haven't seen TIU are now discovering her on the wide screen.

by Anonymousreply 295April 26, 2019 12:33 AM

It has to be a very wide screen, though, R294

A VERY WIDE SCREEN!

by Anonymousreply 296April 26, 2019 12:46 AM

Chrissy's weight distribution is the unhealthiest kind. Her massive gut is much worse than having huge legs/hips/ass and a smaller waist. If anything, we DLers are being kind, it's all the phonies who feed Chrissy's delusions that she is healthy at her size that do her the worst disservice.

by Anonymousreply 297April 26, 2019 1:24 AM

Maybe these threads will be the wake up call she heeds. She'll realize all the enablers were leading her to the grave, while the real bitches tellin' it like it be saved her life. April 2021: CM's latest film is set to open...a live-action Barbie movie! Why not?

by Anonymousreply 298April 26, 2019 1:29 AM

Miss Chrissy Fat Lady eat like pig since Easter. So much candy and many Honey Baked hams. Thank God period over. Lot of work for me.

by Anonymousreply 299April 26, 2019 2:24 AM

Dear Pon,

Which implement do you find more helpful for your clean-up work? The pressure washer or the leaf blower?

Sincerely, A fan

by Anonymousreply 300April 26, 2019 2:28 AM

Dear Pon and whoever is writing your stupid and childish posts: please jump in a greece fire.

by Anonymousreply 301April 26, 2019 2:40 AM

Oh wow...I'm feeling an "Ask Pon" advice thread coming on. Not Chrissy related so much. Pon has seen a lot of shit (literally and figuratively) in her day. I'm sure she would have excellent advice on all sorts of topics.

Pon? What say you? If you are good with the idea, we need to come up with a fun title.

Otherwise we can keep our Ask Pon letters here in our Chrissy threads. It is all a win.

by Anonymousreply 302April 26, 2019 2:41 AM

Dear 301 Please learn how to spell grease.

by Anonymousreply 303April 26, 2019 2:42 AM

Dear r303, please jump in a greace fire. That better, doll?

by Anonymousreply 304April 26, 2019 2:43 AM

No "doll," nor is it any funnier than you've been all week.

Tell us what part of "You're so fucking tedious no one likes you" you don't understand?

Or do you just come here for the abuse?

by Anonymousreply 305April 26, 2019 2:47 AM

You're recycling jokes about a plus-sized woman that would make vaudevilians blush, and your calling me tedious? Honey, look in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 306April 26, 2019 2:52 AM

Miss Chrissy knows ALL about grease, you no need to spell, just feed her grease and she in heaven.

by Anonymousreply 307April 26, 2019 2:58 AM

Too many people try and be Pon. There is only one Pon™.

by Anonymousreply 308April 26, 2019 4:39 AM

PON HAS STATED HER BOUNDARIES!

by Anonymousreply 309April 26, 2019 4:41 AM

Chrissy, ignore the haters. You are beautiful and inspirational.

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by Anonymousreply 310April 26, 2019 5:28 AM

Let's all hold hands to surround her and give her a big group hug from the caring, sharing DL. Hold tight on those hands though, less one of us gets enveloped by the curves of those sexy folds.

by Anonymousreply 311April 26, 2019 6:34 AM

Y'all don't know what your talking about. The stuff your saying about her is tots untrue. Y'all are full of bologna.

by Anonymousreply 312April 26, 2019 6:42 AM

Okay. I manage to unblock one toilet. Other two still blocked and plumber still not come. I hope he come before Part 5: Snack Cake Disorder.

by Anonymousreply 313April 26, 2019 10:25 AM

Tam, I have one word for you: IMMIGRATION. Now begone, you obnoxious POS.

by Anonymousreply 314April 26, 2019 3:01 PM

"Chrissy, ignore the haters. You are beautiful and inspirational."

...and a bit smaller than my lawn...

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by Anonymousreply 315April 26, 2019 3:07 PM

Stunning in black.

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by Anonymousreply 316April 26, 2019 3:13 PM

R316 "Stunning in black"

Modelling here as a stretch of interstate 75

by Anonymousreply 317April 26, 2019 3:17 PM

Miss Snack Cake Disorder seems to favor one type of shoe. I see her wearing it in every red carpet photo.

by Anonymousreply 318April 26, 2019 3:39 PM

I just get off phone with Home Depot about reinforced outdoor chairs. They say you better off with custom made chairs. But they not refer me to place that make them.

by Anonymousreply 319April 26, 2019 3:42 PM

There are probably very few shoes to fit those fat hooves and that don’t break when she climbs in them

by Anonymousreply 320April 26, 2019 6:15 PM

What do you say about me behind my protruding backbone?

by Anonymousreply 321April 26, 2019 6:50 PM

I like how her enormous belly acts as an impromptu dining table. That must be very convenient.

by Anonymousreply 322April 26, 2019 6:51 PM

Someone needs to file a lawsuit on behalf of her poor spanx!

by Anonymousreply 323April 26, 2019 6:52 PM

Pon is my cousin. She fat, too. She too fat.

by Anonymousreply 324April 26, 2019 7:04 PM

John Aniston once told his daughter, the lovely Jennifer Aniston (before she dropped almost 50 lbs.) that "her ass was so big she could hold a teaparty on it." What would he say about Chrissy's ass.......So big she could hold a wedding reception for 500 people?

by Anonymousreply 325April 26, 2019 7:11 PM

Like John Aniston has any room to talk.

by Anonymousreply 326April 26, 2019 7:12 PM

[quote]I like how her enormous belly acts as an impromptu dining table.

More like a snack tray .... for her snack cakes and her snack purse.

by Anonymousreply 327April 26, 2019 9:04 PM

Awful, awful thread with inane jokes. You gay are seriously lacking in taste.

by Anonymousreply 328April 26, 2019 9:34 PM

Loved that time Miss Snack Cake Disorder wore a Time's Up pin. I'm sure many a man has tried to grab her pussy...

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by Anonymousreply 329April 26, 2019 9:36 PM

That would be like reaching into a giant Jello mold salad, r329

by Anonymousreply 330April 26, 2019 9:39 PM

STOP IT! STOP IT ALREADY! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF YOUR MISOGYNY! ENOUGH ALREADY!

by Anonymousreply 331April 26, 2019 9:40 PM

Her vagina wants to secede from the crushing weight of the "northern territories."

by Anonymousreply 332April 26, 2019 9:57 PM

Poor old Chrissy. Her life won’t last long with so many people defending her bad habits with nonsensical statements about her “beauty” and her “sexiness.” She is neither beautiful nor sexy, but she is fat.

by Anonymousreply 333April 27, 2019 1:10 AM

^said the gay who couldn't even begin to understand what qualities straight men find sexy in women.

by Anonymousreply 334April 27, 2019 2:35 AM

oh, r334. Not only are you always wrong, but you’re always fat.

by Anonymousreply 335April 27, 2019 3:23 AM

Snack Cake Disorder does not exist in my country.

by Anonymousreply 336April 27, 2019 4:14 PM

I’m just waiting for the Chrissy Fan to try and say ‘At least Snack Cake Disorder isn’t transmitted anally.’

by Anonymousreply 337April 27, 2019 5:18 PM

[quote]I'm sure many a man has tried to grab her pussy...

Even I have my limits.

by Anonymousreply 338April 27, 2019 5:20 PM

"I asked her what she wanted on her hamburger, she said "a hotdog!"'

by Anonymousreply 339April 27, 2019 5:34 PM

"She puts mayonnaise on an aspirin!"

by Anonymousreply 340April 27, 2019 5:35 PM

Does Chrissy stand by the microwave and yell, "Hurry, Hurry!"

by Anonymousreply 341April 27, 2019 5:47 PM

No, she just eats the microwave.

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by Anonymousreply 343April 27, 2019 6:40 PM

Little house on the prairie.

by Anonymousreply 344April 27, 2019 10:25 PM

It's glandular. Nothing to see here. Move it along.

by Anonymousreply 345April 28, 2019 12:32 AM

[quote]Snack Cake Disorder does not exist in my country.

Ditto.

by Anonymousreply 346April 28, 2019 3:01 AM

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by Anonymousreply 347April 28, 2019 10:34 AM

In NYC, about to have a Marilyn moment!

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by Anonymousreply 348April 28, 2019 10:36 AM

Miss Chrissy donate old dresses to use as tents for earthquake relief in my country.

by Anonymousreply 349April 28, 2019 10:37 AM

Miss Chrissy tell me to search old threads for something nice to post. Here facts:

[quote]You gays would have cum, er, egg, on your face if you knew that all she eats are salads for meals and munches on raw carrots and broccoli as snacks. Whether or not she is carrying a few extra pounds is not the point. She is a beautiful woman on the inside and out, whether she's a size 1 or a size 8, and is an inspiration for many women who are trying to shed those couple of extra pesky pounds. She loves herself. She loves and is loved. Love is food for the soul.

by Anonymousreply 350April 28, 2019 11:27 AM

No, R344, more like Big Prairie on the House....

by Anonymousreply 351April 28, 2019 1:06 PM

Her film is actually fairly high on RT.

by Anonymousreply 352April 28, 2019 1:46 PM

Chrissy gets high on Oreos.

by Anonymousreply 353April 28, 2019 3:01 PM

Well, it's better than meth, which, judging by this inane thread, seems to be what most of you gays are high on.

by Anonymousreply 354April 28, 2019 5:04 PM

Don't tell her I post this.

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by Anonymousreply 355April 28, 2019 6:54 PM

Tam, nice try taking over, but we prefer Pon.

by Anonymousreply 356April 28, 2019 8:08 PM

Speaking of Pon, she's been kind of quiet. I hope everything is OK.

by Anonymousreply 357April 28, 2019 8:21 PM

Pon is gone.

I come in yesterday morning and Miss Chrissy say she call ICE after she say she hurt arm pushing Miss Chrissy into car and they take her. She leave stuff though. I afraid to ask Miss Chrissy more even though she strangely full.

by Anonymousreply 358April 28, 2019 8:57 PM

Miss Chrissy had gardener, Jesus, push her into car today. He stronger than Pon. Better. She no get smaller.

by Anonymousreply 359April 28, 2019 8:58 PM

😘 Miss Metz to Food "KILLING ME SOFTLY"🎤🎼🎻🍔🍰🍝

by Anonymousreply 360April 28, 2019 9:42 PM

“You boys” and “the gays”???

This bitch troll needs to die in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 361April 28, 2019 9:51 PM

Don't worry, gays, Pon might be gone but I'm here and ready to take over her posting role. Now you can talk to the lady herself.

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by Anonymousreply 362April 28, 2019 9:51 PM

OK, stop. There will be no killing off of Pon.

Tam, slow your roll. Seriously.

Chrissy knows about rolls. All kinds of them.

by Anonymousreply 363April 28, 2019 10:17 PM

You don’t think Chrissy ate Pon, do you, Tam at R358?

by Anonymousreply 364April 29, 2019 5:29 AM

Tam must be a Photoshop expert if he helped with that photo at R362. It makes it look like she has only one chin!

by Anonymousreply 365April 29, 2019 5:30 AM

Where the fuck is her neck?

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by Anonymousreply 366May 1, 2019 2:06 AM

She's rocking her 'giant lampshade from the 1940s/50s' look. Vintage dahling.

by Anonymousreply 367May 1, 2019 5:36 AM

God she’s HUGE! Very unhealthy looking.

by Anonymousreply 368May 1, 2019 9:06 AM

So many jealous haters on this thread. The fact is that she is a highly in-demand television, and now motion pitcher, actress. The paparazzi follows her everywhere and are always eager to snap her photo. Pray tell, who is asking any of you haters for your photo? When was the last time anyone asked you to "say cheese"?

by Anonymousreply 369May 1, 2019 1:50 PM

R369: "When was the last time anyone asked you to "say cheese"?"

When was the last time anyone asked you to spell "picture"?

When you hit ignore on R369, almost five dozen posts (all saying the same thing) disappear.

It's one definition of insanity, so you might think R369 would learn, but "No:" He, she, or it is still doing the same thing and expecting different results...

by Anonymousreply 370May 1, 2019 2:21 PM

It's a fat, sulking, stinky troll squatting protectively across the Chrissy threads, poised to leak piss on any new posts. Smell it from here.

by Anonymousreply 371May 1, 2019 2:36 PM

r371, actually I've been told that I'm very attractive. Of course, I'm not as pretty as I once was, but who is? When I was younger, I was told all the time how beautiful I was. Men used to drop at my feet.

by Anonymousreply 372May 1, 2019 3:22 PM

Is that you Chrissy? You are so very invested in these threads.

by Anonymousreply 373May 1, 2019 3:52 PM

"Men used to drop at my feet."

...as I brushed by them, knocking them over...

by Anonymousreply 374May 1, 2019 5:58 PM

You're pure evil, r374. If you must know, I had my choice of men when I was younger and more desirable. I could snap my fingers, and they'd come running. People still tell me how pretty I am, but I'm definantly not as beautiful as I once was, so I take there comments with a grain of salt.

by Anonymousreply 375May 1, 2019 6:31 PM

Motion pitcher...reminds me of the anthropomorphic Kool-Aid container. Chrissy's next gig? Oh yeah!

by Anonymousreply 376May 1, 2019 11:39 PM

I was on quick vacation, not gone. Miss Chrissy Fat Lady do TV and Billboard show so I get break. Now lot of work for me to catch up, fill snack purses, have toilets repaired again, sew some new panties and clean bedroom. Bedframe collapse and stuck in wood floor.

by Anonymousreply 377May 3, 2019 3:56 PM

Hi Pon, I'm glad Miss Chrissy didn't gobble you up!

by Anonymousreply 378May 3, 2019 3:59 PM

Stupidest thread ever, and that's saying a lot. What happened to this board? It used to be full of lively intelligent discussion. It's devolved into brainlessness. It's essentially cotton candy for the mind.

by Anonymousreply 379May 3, 2019 5:25 PM

R379, then skip the thread. There are plenty of others.

by Anonymousreply 380May 4, 2019 1:54 AM

Does Chrissy fit on a California King or do they have to shove three together and skip the box springs?

by Anonymousreply 381May 4, 2019 1:57 AM

Missed you Pon! Glad yet sorry to hear you are back managing this beast.

Totally agree r380 Though maybe a "small-ISH" planet is more like it in my view. Pluto (poor demoted Pluto, and that STILL pisses me off), has nothing on Chrissy

by Anonymousreply 382May 4, 2019 1:58 AM

Just noticed your "tm" there Pon. Well fucking done!

by Anonymousreply 383May 4, 2019 1:59 AM

Chrissy, ignore the haters. Stand tall and keep your chin up!

by Anonymousreply 384May 4, 2019 2:08 AM

Yeah Chrissy, keep those chins up!

by Anonymousreply 385May 4, 2019 6:19 AM

Some of you people need help. Maybe attending church on a regular basis and getting some spirituality in your lives will make you empathetic toward other's. It's true what they say...religion is food for the soul.

by Anonymousreply 386May 4, 2019 1:45 PM

As opposed to the food for the gut that Chrissy binges on 24/7, r386.

You are actually the evil person here. Anyone who allows Chrissy Metz to pretend to herself that she is healthy is no better than a murderer. She is a freak show, given no more than a pat on the head by the industry: cast her and we’ll look woke, give her props because saying she’s fat and not terribly interesting feeds the trolls who are similarly sized. Of course, the saddest thing of all is that you are also pretending to be happy in your size. Fat people die and they cost our overburdened healthcare systems mightily. No cure for most cancers? That’s because big pharma is too busy making medications to help you squeeze into your stretch pants and dance around the idea that your size is a death sentence.

by Anonymousreply 387May 4, 2019 4:10 PM

A gay talking about how a certain type of lifestyle choice places a burden on the healthcare system is rich.

by Anonymousreply 388May 4, 2019 5:30 PM

Wow, blocking the Chrissy defender sure cleans up this thread.

by Anonymousreply 389May 4, 2019 5:34 PM

R388 you are a bigot, and you are obviously fat and poor. Also, you got it wrong again. Why don’t you audition for Dr. Now NOW?

by Anonymousreply 390May 5, 2019 3:35 AM

That was call from Doordash. He say you banned for life after delivery driver get hernia carrying 250 Big Macs here. He should have seen you gobble them down like Barbra Streisand at steak-eating contest in Seth Rogen movie. What worse is that money I saved for ESL classes.

by Anonymousreply 391May 5, 2019 3:39 AM

If you could see beyond her being plus-sized, you'd see a wonderful woman who's had to overcome a lot in life. She's had so many ups and downs before she achieved great success. Life has sometimes been a rocky road for her, but she has perservered.

by Anonymousreply 392May 5, 2019 4:44 AM

Miss Chrissy Fat Lady having trouble getting to Met Gala. Christo spend much time on outfit.

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by Anonymousreply 393May 7, 2019 1:01 AM

Lovely gown Chrissy.

by Anonymousreply 394May 7, 2019 4:36 PM

Are you gays threatened by her sex appeal? Are you envious that her sexy curves attract straight guys in droves, and that NOTHING you can do could possibly attract these men? The jealousy is palpable.

by Anonymousreply 395May 7, 2019 6:16 PM

No one here but you has suggested anyone is envious of Chrissy, let alone do so more than sixty times in one thread.

Most everyone here is grateful they don't have Chrissy's problems and even more grateful they're not asshat trolls like you, banging on the same old big, sad drum.

In fact, we'd laugh at the shit you write if it were funny.

But it's not.

by Anonymousreply 396May 7, 2019 6:40 PM

r396, your opinion counts for zip, but thanks for weighing in.

by Anonymousreply 397May 7, 2019 8:28 PM

They you r396 for saying what everyone here is thinking. R393, I wish grown women wouldn’t wear that color. It’s so junior. But I like the technique for laying out all the material

by Anonymousreply 398May 11, 2019 3:16 PM
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by Anonymousreply 399May 15, 2019 3:14 AM

I wouldn't wear prints, Chrissy!

by Anonymousreply 400May 15, 2019 3:10 PM

I hate the sneakers she’s wearing with the dress

by Anonymousreply 401May 15, 2019 3:48 PM

They don't make a heel to support 600 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 402May 15, 2019 3:56 PM

She is wearing sneakers so she can storm the buffet.

by Anonymousreply 403May 16, 2019 4:29 AM

Banned in Sherman Oaks!

by Anonymousreply 404May 16, 2019 11:50 PM

What a fat pig! Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 405May 17, 2019 9:49 PM

This thread is too quiet! She must be up to something. Getting fatter I suppose, since her movie tanked and she doesn't have to go on the talk show circuit.

by Anonymousreply 406May 24, 2019 6:22 AM

A throw it back in the ocean snap from back in 2006 when she could fit behind the wheel of a car.

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by Anonymousreply 407May 24, 2019 6:26 AM

She's up for a guest starring role on My 600 Pound Life, but she needs to lose a few first.

by Anonymousreply 408May 24, 2019 7:12 AM

She’s eating.

by Anonymousreply 409May 29, 2019 5:17 AM

When isn't she?

by Anonymousreply 410May 29, 2019 5:56 AM

Miss Chrissy Fat Lady riding high with hit movie. She want me start helping for Oscar campaign. I tell her I clean, sew panties, fill snack purse, make so many meals, wipe ass. She throw half gallon carton of Dreyer's at me and scream This could be ICE!

by Anonymousreply 411May 29, 2019 6:22 AM

Any updates Pon? Are you OK?

by Anonymousreply 412June 3, 2019 2:45 AM

[quote]She's had so many ups and downs before she achieved great success.

Yeah, and I tracked them all.

by Anonymousreply 413June 3, 2019 2:47 AM

Pon r411 I will never believe she threw a FULL carton. Certainly it was her empty?

by Anonymousreply 414June 9, 2019 2:38 AM

Yes, it was empty, but Miss Chrissy Fat Lady very strong in arms from when she uses wheelchair with no help. Workers installing steel ramps in new house now, 4 inches thick. Already 2 toilets broke.

by Anonymousreply 415June 9, 2019 5:20 AM

Pon ™, if you are reading this, you had better grab your authenticated name before some cunt steals it from you (much like Chrissy steals your adobo)

by Anonymousreply 416June 13, 2019 5:44 AM

I need no authentication. After Miss Chrissy Fat Lady, life be better. I meet many nice people and offer for book, spokesperson for Brawny (so strong to wipe ass) and maybe reality show.

Pon™ go to bed now, MCFL™ eating 5 pound box See's candy, big work for me in morning..

by Anonymousreply 417June 13, 2019 7:24 AM

Evidently, she just broke up (or broke) her latest boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 418June 14, 2019 4:13 AM

Who’s eating out her snatch these days?

by Anonymousreply 419June 14, 2019 8:25 AM

Oh, there line out her door, cause straight men love women with curves.

by Anonymousreply 420June 14, 2019 2:29 PM

Duct tape down anything fragile, grab your earthquake preparedness kit, and someone put Pon in an emergency shelter. Chrissy is TRUDGING!

Is it over? Chrissy Metz sparked speculation that she split from her boyfriend, Hal Rosenfeld, after she posted a lengthy message about tough relationships to Instagram.

“I’m learning. I’m learning to be truly open. To see another perspective. To love differently. To change. To evolve. To trudge. If nothing changes, nothing changes,”

More at the link. Save yourselves!

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by Anonymousreply 421June 14, 2019 10:24 PM

Hmm, is her carefully-worded statement preparing the way for a new Sapphic, or non-binary, Chrissy? Will some lucky starlet soon be sharing her steel-reinforced bed?

by Anonymousreply 422June 16, 2019 4:31 PM

Can she even diddle herself? She can’t reach ‘down there’.

by Anonymousreply 423June 17, 2019 1:57 AM

It's been established that she uses a Selfie stick.

by Anonymousreply 424June 17, 2019 2:12 AM

Or a mop.

by Anonymousreply 425June 18, 2019 1:46 AM

Worked with a super fatty who, after too many drinks on a night out, revealed that she would bring herself off by straddling and riding on the upholstered arm of the mid century chair she had nabbed from her father's house clearance. Daddy issues? Guess they knew how to make furniture to stand up to the pressures of daily life, back in the day. Does Missy M like her upholstered furniture, rub, rub?

by Anonymousreply 426June 18, 2019 7:52 AM

Just saw her on superstore and she didn’t look too bad, it helped that most of her scenes were with the tub of lard they have on the show

by Anonymousreply 427June 19, 2019 3:05 AM

I'm worried about Pon. She hasn't been heard from since the Great Trudging. Pon, are you OK?

Here is Chrissy on RuPaul's talk show, doing that weird levitation thing she does on those reinforced couches.

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by Anonymousreply 429July 10, 2019 10:46 PM

I wouldn't mind seeing her naked.

by Anonymousreply 430July 10, 2019 10:53 PM

Durty burdy r430?

by Anonymousreply 431July 11, 2019 7:49 AM
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