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Chrissy Metz Part 4: The Wrath of Pon

Title Credit: Reply 207 Part 3

Special thanks to Reply 152 Part 3 for naming Chrissy's Filipina tampon slave, Pon

Also thanks to Reply 385 Part 3 for naming Chrissy's butler, Tam

Link to Part 3 below:

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 2069 hours ago

Never Forget!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 104/11/2019

How long will it take for the anti fat shamer to get here?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 204/11/2019

I'm already repulsed by this thread, and there are only two posts! I already hate the avalanche of vile threads to come. Miss Metz is a good actress who many women find inspirational, and your treatment of her is horrendous.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 304/11/2019

Why wait? She's got a beautiful face, men love a woman with curves, lives in a mansion with guys waiting for her hot pussy (right) and we have body issues

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 404/11/2019

R3 her treatment of her body is horrendous. She’s slowly killing herself. It something to be pitied, not celebrated and normalized. She needs to put down those honey baked hams and go fo a brisk walk.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 504/11/2019

It’s such a shame. She has such a pretty face.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 604/11/2019

The gays hate anyone who isn't perfect. They feel "less than..." on the inside, so they compensate for that feeling of inferiority by trying to be perfect on the outside. Perfect body, perfect face, perfect job, perfect life. They are repulsed by anyone who is not perfect, because they see themselves and the thing they hate most about themselves in that person. If they could learn to love themselves warts and all, they could learn to love others. Until that time comes, it's just hate, hate, hate. Gays are a hoot when it comes to armchair psychology.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 704/11/2019

R7.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 804/11/2019

Right R7, that's why DL icons are perfection. Cher, Liza, Babs, Whitney.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 904/11/2019

Whitney is NOT a gay icon!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 1004/11/2019

R10= Miss Jackson, negotiating with Groupon/Baja Fresh for her next flop tour.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 1104/11/2019

How does Chrissy wipe her ass?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 1204/11/2019

R12 Jesus Christ, how many times do we have to explain it. She uses a rag tied to a long stick!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 1304/11/2019

I don't understand the obsession. Why does she warrant four entire threads?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 1404/11/2019

Me, you fuckers! Miss Chrissy Fat Lady not only mean person.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 1504/11/2019

R14, one for each 200 pounds.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 1604/11/2019

Who do you like more? Chrissy or Oprah?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 1704/11/2019

We need Pon and Tam to please post in the “Let’s be a DataLounge poster” thread.

https://www.datalounge.com/thread/23591199

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 1804/11/2019

[quote]Why does she warrant four entire threads?

Because she wears four king-sized sheets as a dress?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 1904/11/2019

And let's not forget the countless stand alone Chrissy threads. Chrissy helps keep the lights on here.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 2004/11/2019

When she was in Vegas for the CMAs, all hotel buffets closed just as a precaution.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 2104/11/2019

Joan Rivers would be so proud of you bitches.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 2204/11/2019

R7 go back to your mommy blog. Be proud of those mom jeans and your newest tunic top, especially if it has cold shoulders for fat arms. You are TEDIOUS

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 2304/11/2019

Dresses need to be long enough to hide panties. She no Ann Reinking and this not [italic]Annie[/italic]. Once she wear short skirt with no panties, turn around, and show everything. Lady crotch look like Grand Canyon, smell like downtown Manila fish market. Pon still have nightmare about it. Have to hire Jewish psychologist to deal with it. There go pension money.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 2404/12/2019

r24 Tam, you were fine until that last sentence, for reasons well known to you. Docking your pay. Nip that shit in future.

Also, pension? Hahahahahaha! You get paid less than the kid at the KFC drive through as it is.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 2504/12/2019

[quote]Nip that shit in future.

I keep telling you, I not Japanese, I Filipino. Ask Grandma Ko what Japanese did to her in Manila when she 15.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 2604/12/2019

Chrissy isn't losing weight but she's losing her fucking neck.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 2704/12/2019

R26 Nice try at a save there Tam. Pay still docked, and I am keeping an eye on you, so behave.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 2804/12/2019

Racist round eye bitch. I sue you for back pay.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 2904/12/2019

You fire me I file wrongful termination suit and release sex tape of you and husband to TMZ.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 3004/12/2019

Gays show there true colors with this thread. Equal rights my ass. F&F this travesty.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 3104/12/2019

Oh YAY! Another illiterate homophobic dumb cunt who LOVES to announce FFs. Announce away you stupid bitch! We are still here after 4 continuous threads and countless others. Enjoy!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 3204/12/2019

Look at the misogynist and body dismorpic fat hater at r32 calling some a homophobic. Your a real charmer.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 3304/12/2019

R31 / frau cunt, it’s THEIR not there.

Yes, I’m a proud gay grammar troll.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 3404/12/2019

Chrissy Metz May perform at next years Oscars

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 3504/12/2019

Costco just call, say no more than one free sample per plate. They say Miss Chrissy abuse privilege one time too many. I argue it free, so she not stealing, but they say she need to save some for other people. I try telling Miss Chrissy that, she call me Charlie Chan. I say Charlie Chan Chinese, I Filipino!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 3604/12/2019

R35 If she doesn't drop dead before then. Great find though r35. Some fresh Chrissy nip is always a good thing!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 3704/12/2019

Can the stage at the Dolby Theatre handle all that excess flab?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 3804/12/2019

This thread is vile. Why is it allowed to continue? A lot of women post here, and I can speak for most when I say that these attacks on Miss Metz are unspeakably offensive. Do y'all hate your mothers THAT much? I'm beginning to view the gays in a new light, and I must say that it's not favorable. I mean, I'm as tolerant of you boys as the next person, but this thread really has me rethinking my acceptance of you. Help me change my mind about you and stop posting so negatively about her. How about it, gays?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 3904/12/2019

R39, your pussy stinks.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 4004/12/2019

Sweet fucking hell "THE GAYS" troll is here. Yet again. What a fucking shock. R39, get the fuck off of this thread with your copy/paste posts. Seriously. Get out of our threads, and go start your own. I'm sure they will be massively popular. Chrissy sized even! Do it, I fucking dare you. Can't wait.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 4104/12/2019

Let's agree not to talk to the troll, as per Muriel's advice. Alternatively we could dip it's limbs in melted chocolate and send them, in a gift basket, to Chrissy's trailer on set.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 4204/13/2019

Obesity is a choice. Homosexuality isn’t. I can’t stop being gay. Chrissy can stop being fat by ditching carbs.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 4304/13/2019
by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 4404/13/2019

Is that the dude who’s lucky enough to eat out her snatch???

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 4504/13/2019

No R45 he’s a motivational Christian Speaker and husband to Meagan Goode (whose in Shazam)

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 4604/13/2019

The come on, gays troll is a fat broad who has pictures of Chrissy Metz on her refrigerator with, “Go ahead, enjoy some pie” written on them. I find it insufferable that she thinks her disdain for homosexuals and the promise that her attitude might change if everyone thinks exactly as she does. Go to hell.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 4704/13/2019

R39 I want to see Chrissy Metz raped by a bunch of chimpanzees at a zoo. Then I’d like to see a bunch of lesbians stuff ice cream sandwiches up her cunt.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 4804/13/2019

Is Breakthrough (a chair) getting good reviews?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 4904/13/2019

R39 is why homosexuality should be mandatory.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 5004/13/2019

I love her smoky eye at the Breakthrough premiere.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 5104/13/2019

Please just ignore the wanker who refers to us as "the gays". I wouldn't have even known it was still posting if you hadn't spoken to it.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 5204/13/2019

Even BBC can't reach far enough to get to her gunt.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 5304/13/2019

David Attenbourgh should do a series on the rare creatures that beneath the huge overhanging gunt. Bet it's more diverse than the Great Barrier Reef.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 5404/13/2019

Does Miss Mess have any more Xtian films planned?

Maybe one which explores the Lord's thoughts on gluttony... or maybe not.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 5504/14/2019

The Pon thing is not funny. For it to be funny, the scenario has to be plausible. How likely is it that a B-list actress has a body servant?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 5604/14/2019

Why hasn’t anyone said anything about the wheelchair?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 5704/14/2019

R46, whose in Shazam?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 5804/14/2019

Pon is awesome

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 5904/14/2019

r57 Look back a thread or three ago.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 6004/14/2019

R56 We not expensive! Miss Chrissy make good money. We confused as you, but we take it. Not much but we take it!

We learn new English word today: "Pedantic". We laugh at you.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 6104/14/2019

You think that ass wipe itself? Lot of work keeping Miss Chrissy Fat Lady clean.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 6204/14/2019

Pon, is it true that Chrissy demands you call her 'curvy'?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 6304/14/2019

Does anyone here know how to contact Anderson Cooper? I feel there needs to be a sit-down with Pon, and a follow through with Tam.

Next on 60 minutes.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 6404/14/2019

This Pon thing isn’t even funny. It was funny at first but you are running it into the ground.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 6504/14/2019

Contribute something good of your own R65 otherwise, if we are boring you, please leave or ignore.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 6604/14/2019

[quote]Pon, is it true that Chrissy demands you call her 'curvy'?

Yes, and then she call me "curveh" and giggle. I not know what it means but I think is insult.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 6704/14/2019

So many terms to describe this thread. Repulsive, repugnant, insulting, offensive, hateful, despicable, juvenile, sick, pathological, body dysmorphic-driven. Take your pick. Who knew the gays could be THIS mean? Actually, I knew. I always knew. I used to hang out with a gaggle of gays from my office. They were my "gal pals". But they were just vicious and cruel in regards to anyone they didn't find attractive. They were just awful and would pick on the littlest thing. I eventually stopped hanging out with them because I couldn't take their negativity and general awfulness any longer. I feel like the same thing is happening here. I feel I'm at the tipping point where I need to abandon this board because of this atrocious thread. Gays, make me change my mind before I leave this board never to return. Show me that you're better than this. I know you have it in you.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 6804/14/2019

*zap*

Cleans the joint up nicely.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 6904/14/2019

R68 is a self-righteous fatty.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 7004/14/2019

My dumb brother die. Good! More money for me. No more mention of him.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 7104/14/2019

My name is Chrissy Metz. I have 81 cents in my checking account. But if you hire me I will make you millions.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 7204/14/2019

But she had $810 worth of "nibbles" in her snack purse.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 7304/14/2019

[quote]She needs to put down those honey baked hams and go fo a brisk walk

Honey, she’d have to take a brisk walk all the way to Saskatchewan to make a dent in her weight.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 7404/14/2019

This shit writes itself. Come on. Everyone, everyone looks at her and thinks “She’s fat”.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 7504/14/2019

[quote]I feel I'm at the tipping point where I need to abandon this board because of this atrocious thread.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 7604/14/2019

They do, r75 but we have so much extra fun with it.

R74 That was a good one! My long gone parents came from Saskatoon. They would be so proud!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 7704/14/2019

OMG you gays are so MEAN.

I thought my gays were nice until i heard them saying MEAN MEAN things.

I'm going to pretend I'm leaving to try and get sympathy, but really I'll stay here and read every single Chrissy thread so I have ammo to bitch about gays. I'm fat and fabulous!!!! Wah, wah, WAHHHH!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 7804/14/2019

Alert! Honey Baked Hams in Sherman Oaks out until after Easter. Miss Metz purchased everything in the store. She's hosting a group of 4.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 7904/14/2019

She's what Meghan McCain will look like in five years.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 8004/15/2019

I saw an ad for Chrissy's new movie. It could be bigger than Titanic.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 8104/16/2019

Massive fail, r81! You're full of more hot air than a life raft. You really need to stop mocking her. Nobody is finding these highly offensive attacks remotely funny.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 8204/16/2019

r82 Oh yes we are!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 8304/16/2019

Well, if 99% of DL is finding this thread amusing, which I think (and desperately hope) is a gross overexaggeration, then I guess that means that DL is a misogynistic, fat-shaming and hateful website. Just very unnecessarily cruel. And you gays want US to be your allies?!?!? As I've often said to my gays, "gurl, please!"

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 8404/16/2019

You’re new here, aren’t you r84.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 8504/16/2019

R84 Get a hobby, use the ignore button, find a new thread to be tedious in, get new material, or better yet, just leave this place entirely. It clearly isn't for you.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 8604/16/2019

Hi boys!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 8704/16/2019

Miss Chrissy Fat Lady had jar of Nutella for snack. Lots of work for me tomorrow.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 8804/16/2019

Me forget. Period too. Double work!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 8904/16/2019

R88, R89 you just gave me a vicious giggle.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 9004/17/2019

I like Pon.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 9104/17/2019

Does she have the Fat Lady smell?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 9204/17/2019

This thread and its plus-sized-shaming posters are abominable. Thank the heavens it seems to be dying. Stick a fork in it!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 9304/17/2019

R93, you need a life. It's thread 4 hunty, move on to another cause. She's an obese, mean pig being pushed around in a wheelchair and having to pay someone to shove in a Tampon and wipe her ass.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 9404/17/2019

R93 Thanks for bumping the thread you hate so much you dumb bitch!

"Stick a fork in it". Such rapier wit.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 9504/17/2019

I wish the name had been Poon Tang.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 9604/17/2019

Calling me "full-figured" is just rude!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 9704/17/2019

Extra layer of peplum fabric to emphasise and emulate those fleshy folds and curves plus she's working her sexy girl pout. Simply stunning.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 9804/17/2019

Yep, as Pon said it is "that time" because Chrissy is wearing her bleedin' dress.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 99Last Thursday at 12:06 AM

Here she is doing that creepy "levitation sitting" posture yet again, that I can't figure out for the life of me.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 100Last Thursday at 12:07 AM

Check out the look of resigned doom on this poor dog as Chrissy draws it in closer for "just a taste".

It always ends in tears whenever Chrissy forgets her snack purse.

Always.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 101Last Thursday at 12:22 AM

The fat slob is bitter because she’s so fat. Eat less, you cow.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 102Last Thursday at 1:00 AM

I remember the Christina Hendricks thread!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 103Last Thursday at 1:09 AM

Oh, God, for the halcyon days when Christina Hendricks and Freddie Smith were the fattest stars DL had to worry about...

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 104Last Thursday at 1:14 AM

She looks sweaty in that photo.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 105Last Thursday at 1:14 AM

I'd love for an Australian interview to asked her what's the most inspiring story she's heard where she's inspired someone.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 106Last Thursday at 1:15 AM

Only one comment on the Mail -- from someone called Meghan Markle Fan.

Gurl, they've been censoring as heavily as Chrissy bleeds.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 107Last Thursday at 1:16 AM

Chrissy Metz Part 5: Calling Me Full-Figured is Just Rude

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 108Last Thursday at 1:17 AM

Chrissy's transition from an oval to an ellipse is almost complete.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 109Last Thursday at 1:21 AM

Chrissy Metz Part 5: D-E-S-S-E-R-T

Chrissy Metz Part 5: Breakthrough (the chair)

Chrissy Metz Part 5: Buffet Mindset

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 110Last Thursday at 1:25 AM

You don't know my tampon slave! She is a fighter!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 111Last Thursday at 1:40 AM

Chrissy Metz Part 5: Has Anyone Seen the Dog?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 112Last Thursday at 1:40 AM

Chrissy Metz Part 5: This Ain't My First Time the Services Table!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 113Last Thursday at 1:43 AM

Chrissy Metz Part 5: Places in the Gunt

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 114Last Thursday at 1:45 AM

The dress was cinched under the bust and the skirt fell in pleats to mid-calf.

Metz added black sandal flats and wore her shoulder-length hair loose and styled with an off-center parting.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 115Last Thursday at 1:54 AM

Where's the Chrissy Inspires Troll? We miss you!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 116Last Thursday at 2:12 AM

That levitating photo looks like an optical illusion.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 117Last Thursday at 3:35 AM

You bitches are doing a true disservice here. There are many plus-sized, as well as bone-thin, women who look to her for courage and inspiration. She inspires women who may be self-conscious about those few pesky extra pounds to not worry about what people think and to face the world with gusto and confidence. By constantly mocking her, you're implying that there's something wrong with not being model-thin and only stigmatizing these women. Stop with the attacks!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 118Last Thursday at 6:10 AM

R118, you must be joking.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 119Last Thursday at 6:20 AM

She resembles fellow chub (although she's far from Chrissy territory) Katy Mixon.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 120Last Thursday at 6:34 AM

Chin cellulite

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 121Last Thursday at 6:50 AM

Actually, if you've every flown over the BVIs she resembles a small island.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 122Last Thursday at 6:52 AM

Vile, vile thread. And to think, we women stood by you during your darkest days. Nice way to treat your only true friends and allies. Gays really do eat their own.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 123Last Thursday at 7:24 AM

R123, how many times are you going to post the same thing? You frauen didn't stand by me- go fuck yourself. Don't you have a house to clean, or are you waiting for the Wendy Williams show?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 124Last Thursday at 8:27 AM

Those angry eyes...

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 125Last Thursday at 9:56 AM

She looks ridiculous in that trailer surrounded by all those regular sized people! The first scene where she's entering the boys room looks like a horror movie.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 126Last Thursday at 2:06 PM

Trailer? God, it must have more reinforcement than the new World Trade Center.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 127Last Thursday at 4:09 PM

[quote]Gays really do eat their own.

Chrissy eats her own used tampons.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 128Last Thursday at 4:14 PM

I wouldn't mind seeing the movie Godzilla vs. King Kong Chrissy.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 129Last Thursday at 4:37 PM

R129 Me too, as long as Godzilla wins. Chrissy just wishes she could be as lovable as Godzilla. Never going to happen

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 130Last Thursday at 4:41 PM

R128, it not true. I use king-sized flannel sheets for Miss Chrissy Fat Lady. She no eat that. Right now she finish 8 pack of Drumsticks for snack while I make dinner.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 131Last Thursday at 4:57 PM

The tampon-Pon thing is not funny. It's killing these threads.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 132Last Thursday at 4:58 PM

Read thread title R,132. The Wrath of Pon- that me, fucker!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 133Last Thursday at 5:01 PM

R132 Pon knows what is what. Pon shuts down the "tampon eater" types on this thread. We've had Pon here back when she was still just Chrissy's nameless Filipina tampon slave.

We can always use more material though, (literally and figuratively) so feel free to contribute!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 134Last Thursday at 5:09 PM

What's her storyline on the show? What's next season? Since that contractual weight loss isn't happening.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 135Last Friday at 5:54 AM

You come off as incredibly smug and condescending, r135. Your post is oozing with subtext, and it's all too vile for words. The fat shaming needs to end, and end NOW.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 136Last Friday at 6:02 AM

If it wasn't for her fatness she'd be unemployed. She's not that good an actress or singer.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 137Last Friday at 6:05 AM

r35, if that’s true, then I think someone else will have to perform - CPR on her!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 138Last Friday at 6:07 AM

Check Trolldar - r136 plus many other posts is having a laugh. She really is one of us. Welcome to the party bitch!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 139Last Friday at 6:11 AM

Another period dress.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 140Last Friday at 6:29 AM

Do you think Chrissy is not aware that she needs to lose a couple of pounds? This is not news to her, but to constantly harp on about it in such a negative way is not productive. She knows the realty of the situation. From what I've heard about Chrissy, she is a straight shooter who rolls with the punches. If anything, I'm sure she doesn't like the truth to be sugar-coated.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 141Last Friday at 6:30 AM

Honey, Chrissy obviously likes everything sugar coated.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 142Last Friday at 6:33 AM

At r140 she's working her Morticia Adams ate the Adams family, look.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 143Last Friday at 6:35 AM

That skirt was white when she put it on.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 144Last Friday at 6:59 AM

[quote]Chrissy's nameless Filipina tampon slave.

Pon does not sound like a Filipino name nor does Pon's mangled English ("Me forget") in any way resemble how Filipinos speak. You guys are getting your Asians confused.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 145Last Friday at 7:36 AM

I think she was originally from mainland SEAsia. How she came to be Spanish speaking I don't know.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 146Last Friday at 7:39 AM

Pon was named by Chrissy. That's not her real name.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 147Last Friday at 9:23 AM

The film seems unrealistic. Just going by the trailer. Can anyone imagine Chrissy's character walking up a flight of stairs again just to wake her son?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 148Last Friday at 9:26 AM

r148 I know it seems unrealistic but the son keeps a stash of donuts in his room. You'd have to see the film to get it.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 149Last Friday at 9:29 AM

I don't see how Chrissy can make it up stairs on her own, she would need a steel-enforced wheelchair lift to get her up and down. If she cannot make it half a mile around an airport, she cannot make it up and down steps.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 150Last Friday at 9:34 AM

She's full frau. There's an interview about how she prayed so hard during filming.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 151Last Friday at 9:36 AM

Despite a couple of extra pounds, she's managed to carve out an amazing career for herself in a town that prides the anorexic look. You hateful posters, on the other hand, probably toil away at some dreary cube job...which probably explains why you're all so gosh darn hateful. Simply put, she's a winner and you're all a bunch of loosers. Your all IQ-challenged, and she is a smart cookie.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 152Last Friday at 9:37 AM

All that fat in the face is pushing her eyes together -- giving her a sexy cat-like look.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 153Last Friday at 9:40 AM

She's got a very pretty face and curves in all the right places. Her body type conveys hyper-fertility and makes straight guys horny. Lucky lucky bitch!! #geneticallyblessed

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 154Last Friday at 9:43 AM

This guy made me think of Chrissy.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 155Last Friday at 10:07 AM

She's beautiful and inspirational.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 156Last Friday at 11:50 AM

The image at r140 is when you are so hungry you can't wait for dinner to be professionally butchered and cooked first.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 157Last Friday at 3:59 PM

Does her pussy stink, or do the multiple fat layers cover the gunt enough?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 158Last Friday at 5:15 PM

Chrissy ruins an infinity pool.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 159Last Friday at 5:20 PM

More trips to zoos might be a slimming look on her.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 160Last Friday at 5:26 PM

Who are all these Chrissy stans? Fuck off. She’s grotesque. Stop trying to normalize insanely unhealthy behavior. Seriously, you guys are really bad at what you do. Are you the minor leagues for the Internet Research Agency? If so, you’ll never get to the big time.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 161Last Friday at 5:45 PM

That pool only had an inch of water in it before miss ‘a couple of extra pounds’ got in it.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 162Last Friday at 6:16 PM

She looks like knockout at r159. Sexy curves and nice big titties. I know the term is overused, but dare I say she's the epitome of walking sex. No wonder lots of straight men JO thinking about her. She's got it all.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 163Last Friday at 7:28 PM

R159, here's another pic from that photo shoot. She has a pretty smile!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 164Last Friday at 10:35 PM

I assume she only wore one for the first time because she couldn't find one in her size.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 165Last Saturday at 1:19 AM

Agree 'she's got it all', r163, and she's carrying it all with her, mostly around her mid section. What must her visceral fat measure be? Off the scales with all that sexy lardy fat contained but not restrained by those gorgeous folds of overstretched skin. A goddess indeed.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 166Last Saturday at 1:28 AM

Yes, Chrissy has it all- heart problems, diabetes and high blood pressure.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 167Last Saturday at 1:44 AM

[quote]If so, you’ll never get to the big time.

Chrissy’s gotten to the big time. She’s now finally crested 600 pounds.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 168Last Saturday at 3:31 AM

And you know this how, r167? Do you have access to her medical records? The truth is that she is perfectly healthy. It's almost entertaining to watch you body dysmorphic gay's heads explode at someone without a perfect body achieving great success. And you're all so smug about it. When you realize that there's nothing wrong with, I can't wait to see y'all eat some humble pie.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 169Last Saturday at 6:06 AM

I think I will kill myself if her movie is a hit.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 170Last Saturday at 7:38 AM

Let's hope theaters are showing it in CinemaScope, otherwise we'll only see 2/3 of Chrissy.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 171Last Saturday at 9:02 AM

[quote]Pon was named by Chrissy. That's not her real name.

Couldn't she just call her "Mamacita?"

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 172Last Saturday at 9:05 AM

I think Chrissy is exacting her revenge on me for posting here. I got a text message from Regal Cinemas promoting her movie:

REGAL: Chrissy Metz has a message just for Regal movie fans! Watch https://youtu.be/ccLAQysE7qg Tix: bit.ly/2Ipr62a Extra Credit Offer Valid 4/17-4/21

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 173Last Saturday at 9:08 AM

The move looks great and she looks fantastic. Is that Oscar I smell?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 174Last Saturday at 9:22 AM

Come off it, Chrissy Fan: she isn’t healthy. She is mentally ill (that’s how people get so enormously obese that they stop resembling a human shape). She is physically ill (the human body is not meant to carry that much weight; it breaks down every single one of the body’s systems and causes a slew of health problems).

To say she has a “few pesky pounds” proves you are just as sick as she is (maybe doing s little social media posting on her behalf for $30 a week while you jam Quarter Pounders with Cheese into your pie hole). She has about 400 “pesky” extra pounds. At her height, she should weigh 130 AT THE MOST. That’s if she wants to be a size 10, not a size 2.

Thin woman sneer at her. Straight men are repulsed by her. No one wants to be her, be like her, be with her. For people like you, fat but probably not—like Chrissy—in Dr Now territory (though perhaps you are)—she’s an excuse for the fact you habitually say yes to any and all foods, give in to temptation in the grocery store and at fast food places, embrace elastic in your pants, sit on the couch with your DVR treasures, and look for people who are fatter than you to make all of that seem normal.

Challenging people’s IQs is pretty rich. You post the same post over and over; they aren’t compelling and you certainly aren’t making valid arguments or interesting points.

I also find you to be an unbearable bigot with your rude comments about “gays.” No one cares what you think and no one is going to change their opinion about a woman who should be losing weight for about a million reasons (the most important of these being is that big, fat people like this DIE) because you threaten to take away your support as if homosexuality gives people some sort of purse dog status. You aren’t any kind of influencer, your tedious reposts make you seem unhinged and definitely make you type fat, fat, fatty, fat.

You are actually the best example of why Chrissy Metz is a shitshow landslide reason Americans are getting fatter. Being fat isn’t brave. It’s lazy and disgusting.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 175Last Saturday at 9:35 AM

Chrissy is just a pound or two overweight. Nothing to be concerned about.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 176Last Saturday at 10:11 AM

Finally, someone who makes sense! Thank you, r176. She's plus-sized, nothing more. She is beautiful and inspiration to countless women who aren't a size 0 and who don't subsist of tic tacs and cigarettes. If she were ill and near death, she wouldn't be able to hold down a grueling job and make all the appearances she does. The gays are looking at her through a veil of body dysmorphia, and people who suffer from dysmorphia view others' bodies with the same distortion with which they view their own. I feel sad for the gays, and even sadder that someone as sweet and nice as Chrissy is the victim of their hateful, mentally ill-driven attacks.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 177Last Saturday at 10:38 AM

[quote]If she were ill and near death,

She is ill and near death. Her arteries have so much fat lining them, only a few blood cells can get through. She’s going to be found dead any day now.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 178Last Saturday at 11:26 AM

I not dead. I back from hospital, recover from bone fracture after Miss Chrissy fall on me. Doctor say I have chipped coccyx. I learn new English word. Also try low-carb meals so this happen less often.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 179Last Saturday at 11:34 AM

R176, One stone, actually.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 180Last Saturday at 11:34 AM

Chrissy is only one person or two away from her ideal weight.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 181Last Saturday at 11:38 AM

I saw a trailer for Chrissy’s movie and I can’t believe it but she runs !

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 182Last Saturday at 5:13 PM

[quote]I saw a trailer for Chrissy’s movie and I can’t believe it but she runs !

Director in dunebuggy ahead of her holding tri-tip steak marinated in adobo sauce in front of face. That get her up and running every time. And we get call from National Seismic Institute saying she responsible for false alarms in area around same time.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 183Last Saturday at 5:28 PM

I can't wrap it around my mind that it's the gays that are posting these heinous comments. I would of thought you boys would know better than to belittle and bully someone because you percieved them to be different. How is this any different from gay bashing? You of all people should know better and should be ashamed of yourselves. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the Bible views this type of mocking as a sin. Maybe that knowledge will get you to stop these attacks.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 184Last Saturday at 5:41 PM

[quote]I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the Bible views this type of mocking as a sin

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the Bible views Gluttony and this type of abuse of one’s body as a sin.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 185Last Saturday at 5:52 PM

R184: Shut your face, you disease-enabling breeder parasite. Homosexuality is not a choice. Obesity is. If God had wanted men and women to be together, then He would have made us the same. And if God had wanted humans to be 600 pounds, then He would be Buddha.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 186Last Saturday at 5:55 PM

No, homosexuality is not a choice, but the Good Book viewing ACTING on it as a sin. Now, that's not necessarily my personal opinion, mind you, and I'm not one to judge anyone for their personal choices. That's up to Him. I'm just telling you what the Holy Book says on the matter of homosexuality. And in keeping with this line of thinking, if obesity leads to disease, then surely the homosexual act can. You only need to views you boys's recent history to understand that. Yes, you are correct, gluttony is a sin, but I see no evidence that she has committed that sin. You or I never witnessed her overeating. It's entirely possible that she has a little excess weight due to a glandular problem or other condition that is out of her control.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 187Last Saturday at 6:09 PM

[quote]Yes, you are correct, gluttony is a sin, but I see no evidence that she has committed that sin.

Are you fucking blind??

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 188Last Saturday at 6:21 PM

All that junk food didn’t eat itself.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 189Last Saturday at 6:26 PM

Her farts are a cause of climate change. And they could give the Santa Ana winds a run for their money.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 190Last Saturday at 6:26 PM

r174, that smell is Oscar Mayer.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 191Last Saturday at 8:40 PM

R177 again with the exact same post you always post. And r176 was being sarcastic.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 192Last Saturday at 8:44 PM

How is her PRESUMED addiction to food any different than you boys's addiction to sex? I don't see you mocking sex addicts? Addiction is addition.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 193Last Saturday at 9:00 PM

And here I thought Chrissy needed help. Fucking hell, r193 you are a 600 pound anal wart. Give up trying to ruin our fun. Not going to happen. To the FF and block buttons!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 194Last Sunday at 12:17 AM

Chrissy isn't that talented, was she a Harvey girl too?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 195Last Sunday at 3:43 AM

R195 For sure. Who can resist her?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 196Last Sunday at 3:52 AM

Link please, R182.

I've only seen the trailer in which she does an imitation of a sassy, black woman when telling her son she won't be walking back upstairs to wake him (like she would!).

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 197Last Sunday at 5:21 AM

Chrissy Metz is going to get an Academy Award for her role in this new faith-based movie!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 198Last Sunday at 6:27 AM

Tomorrow busy day. I go to many grocery stores and buy half price Easter candy for Miss Chrissy Fat Lady.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 199Last Sunday at 6:46 AM

[quote]Chrissy isn't that talented, was she a Harvey girl too?

Yes.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 200Last Sunday at 7:00 AM

I missed Chrissy on CBS Sunday morning....did black bars appear at the top and bottom of your screen during her segment?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 201Last Sunday at 7:03 AM

R201 Black bars? I saw lots of candy bars.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 202Last Sunday at 7:27 AM

Her fat rolls have fat rolls.

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 20315 hours ago

Am I terrible for wanting her to say something vaguely racist so Black Twitter will have a go at her? If the “You Gays!!!” troll thinks WE’RE bad...

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 20415 hours ago

Come lick it hot guys!

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 20512 hours ago

Hi everyone,

There have been a number of threads that have been closed or zapped in the last 24 hours. Someone, on a now zapped thread, said the the one thing in common involved speaking (in any form or fashion) about people who were of a different race.

I know this seems a bit much, but until we know for sure, should we keep these posts shitty and witty yet not point to any sort of race? I don't know what the hell is going on, but something is. If this means giving our beloved Pon a really long vacation, we may have to. No "Tam" either, (though I didn't like the person who originally tried to write him. Nether did Muriel--as "he" got red tagged) There are so many threads suddenly no longer with us, I can't figure out what is going on.

Until we know, maybe just keep it to Chrissy being fat and angry as fuck and we will be safe?

This is disturbing, but losing our Chrissy threads would be even worse.

Thoughts?

by So proud of (almost) all of you bitches!reply 2069 hours ago
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