Why do fat people fart so much?

I don't.

My husband is a gastroenterologist and he noticed that thin people fart more ... something about their primarily plant-based diet. The only standard exception is people with gall bladder disease who tend to be fat, forty+, and farty.

I've noticed when I eat processed foods I fart a lot. When I eat clean foods, veggies, lean proteins, fruits and low amount of carbs I fart a lot less. I'm not fat, if that matters.

The OP is the wind bag.

This makes about as much sense as the "All lesbians were abused" thread.

for OP

ANOTHER Ina Garten thread?

I am quite thin and fart prodigiously.

So there's that to back up R2 's husband's pronouncement.

LOL R7

[quote] The only standard exception is people with gall bladder disease who tend to be fat, forty+, and farty.

Somewhere, there's a frau who just got her walking group a catchy new name!

(Can't you just see the t-shirts now?)

Why do repulsive old phags spend so much time stirring shit on Datalounge?

Is it because they're unattractive, poor, and thus can't get laid or can't afford to buy hot young guys?

So because they're miserable, they want to bring everyone else down?

Poor, unlayable, pathetic losers.

So why are YOU here, R11?

[quote]something about their primarily plant-based diet.

Oh, so Dorothy's not the only one who has noticeable trouble digesting raw vegetables?

The way to avoid flatulence is to take probiotics daily and take a food digestive called bean-o which breaks down carbohydrates and fruit/vegetable sugars with meals. It works on fat and thin people alike. Flatulence is caused by the inability of the body to break down dairy and fiber sugars.

I'm just waiting for the inevitable parody thread, "Why do fart people fat so much?"

According to this website, weight can be a factor.

Stealth scat troll.

My fat deplorable cousins are big time farters. From Pennsylvania. My late cousin Teddy used to grab people and press their faces right to his ass and then fart. We stopped seeing that side of the family when he tried that trick on my mother..

I call BS, [OP]: one of my relatives weighs less than 130 pounds and farts as much as 25-30 times per day

Please die now, R11. If you can’t, then just go away, far away.

This isn't a thing OP

Oh good -- today we've already had anti-fat and anti-black posts. C'mon people.

More interesting question is why farting seems to be only a MALE thing. Why don't women fart as much?

I lifeguarded as a summer job and when the place closed we had to clean the change rooms. I don't know about women farting but their inability to flush a toilet was worthy of scientific study. I still wake in the night, screaming.

It's a reaction to you, OP. Water seeks its own level.

This is why DL doesn’t do meetings.

[quote] More interesting question is why farting seems to be only a MALE thing. Why don't women fart as much?

Yes, they do. You don't want to be in my mother's bedroom at 7:00 in the morning.

As it turns out, it's that French top that's into fatties that posted recently.

He pounds so hard and fast that air gets trapped. That's all.

OP is the fart troll.

R27 searched for a 2014 thread on farting.

I’m sure you could have made a completely new fart thread without losing anything fart-wise.

So why , R15?

[quote]phags

Kill yourself.