Tommy & Gio, Part 27 — Still Vapid After Al These Years

Great intro

But needed a pic. ☹️

Here's a pic of the beautiful Disney Princes to start this thread right. Cheers!

Were they toasting idiocy?

They were toasting Gio's dangerous assignments and Tommy's "endless and exciting opportunities."

It just wouldn't be the weekend without Tommy posing shirtless.

Tommi doesn't seem to understand that Amazon Live isn't a network show, or even a cable series.

Wtf is going on with his feet at r6? Does he have two big toes on his left foot?

Gio recently did a piece on the dangers of chimneys — Which is getting close to proving that ABC News really is the most tabloid of the broadcasting news services. Between dangers of expired sunscreen, flying umbrellas...

...Meanwhile this weekend Gio and Tommy are at the wedding of commentator Ana Navarro. I wonder how Gio knows Ana?

Gio and Ana are both conservative Cubans.

Do they need a cabana boy? I'm vapid but skilled in instagramming.

Fun in the pool!

Enough with that face Gio! We all know you are as dumb as a box of hair without exaggerating it.

Gio is the smartest box of hair I know!

Gio and Tommy were SO close to the dangerous tornados in Alabama. Stay safe, Gio!

In Miami! I hope they can resist that hot, hedonistic city's many temptations and stay true to one another!!

Not to worry - Tommy has Grindr active so he can DM anyone close by who is in danger!

What has Tommi been grateful for today????

I hope this thread won't be polluted with discussion of icky sex things, which of course we all know they don't engage in.

OMG! Tommy filmed another Rachael Ray segment! (But did the last segment he filmed ever air?) Tommy is a TV star! How does he find the time to host both the Rachael Ray Show and Amazon Live?

[quote] tommydidario Such a fun day filming with my @rachaelrayshow fam. You guys are going to love this feel-good segment. Can’t wait to share this with you next week. ❤️

Meanwhile, Gio talked about Luke Perry and the dangers of having a stroke. Such dangerous reporting. Stay safe, Gio!

Are strokes contagious???? SO BRAVE!!!!

Surprised Tommy isn't begging Gio to use his connections at Disney to get him the starring role in the Marvel movie that's looking for an out gay lead actor! This is your chance, Tommy!

The only connections Gio has are tickets to Disney World.

Look at the stories ABC assigns to Gio. You’ll have your answer as to what they think of him.

What the fuckity fuck is Tommi wearing in that photo??

R20 Filmed? Daytime shows are recorded digitally, though referred to as "taping,"

OP, which one is Mole Man and where is the mole?

Tommy is in films now. Next step in his career path.

Tommy needs to audition for Marvel

Tommi is...PLASTIC MAN!!!

I’m surprised he hasn’t had the moles removed...isn’t he a model?

"Still vapid after Al these years"...yet you keep posting about them.

Are you new here R32?

Gio reporting on last night’s American Idol. So dangerous! Stay safe, Gio!

[quote]OP, which one is Mole Man and where is the mole?

Close-ups of shirtless Tommi (as the majority of his pictures are), show dozens of moles all over his upper torso, giving rise to the rumor that at night, Gio uses a Sharpie to play connect-the-dots.

R33 — Do you honestly think anyone would spell "all" as "al?" Did it enter your peabrain that perhaps that could have been a typo?

R35, that's the PERFECT example of why GMA SUCKS.

And seriously, one of the main reasons why we ended up with Trump and why so many still support him. GMA is so hyperfocused on ENTERTAINMENT, that no one's paid attention to actual news, no one cares about the news, no one thinks the news is important -- and now Trump is president and continues to get away with dangerous shit.

No news program should have a cheering AUDIENCE.

I haven't watched gma in a few years, r37. I suggest CBS This Morning. The hosts are all great, and the show is all news, with a celebrity interview at the end of the program every now and then. No ridiculous costumes on Halloween either like ABC and NBC.

The CBS Evening News with Jeff Glor is also the superior network broadcast too; the 'On the Road' segment on Fridays may also restore your faith in humanity.

Is Tommy busy updating his resumé? Has he sent it off to Sony Television yet?

There might be an opening for a host on one of their game shows soon.

GMA is an idiot fest. They are gaga over the kardashians and every move of the Dancing With the Stars fools.

[quote] GMA is so hyperfocused on ENTERTAINMENT, that no one's paid attention to actual news, no one cares about the news, no one thinks the news is important

Focused on entertainment??? No actual news??? Um ... excuse me ... did you miss my investigative reporting on flying beach umbrellas, expired suntan lotion, exploding cellphones, touchescreen gloves, and holiday traffic?

Tommy is already missing Miami! I hope he and Gio are able to take another vacation soon.

[quote] tommydidario Sunshine is the best medicine for the soul. ☀️ #MissingMiami

Gio on GMA driving dangerously. So dangerous! Stay safe, Gio!

Tommi, put some clothes on. You're impressing no one. And please don't ever show us your dick.

I love Tommy’s moles!

I think they're both cute

Set those DVRs, bitches! And be sure to check out all the photos and videos at the link. There's a cute photo of Rachael and Tommy together. They make great co-hosts!

[quote] Excited to share that my next @rachaelrayshow segment is airing next Thursday, 3/14 so check your local listings & set those DVRs! It’s a special one. 💙 Have a fantastic weekend, friends.

Rachael is Tommy’s co-host. He gets top billing.

I assume Tommi is demonstrating what not to wear

I'm confused. Are the weekends for drinking protein shakes or Johnnie Walker?

[quote] tommydidario Know the ingredients you’re putting in your body. 💪🏻 Who else is kicking off today with a protein shake? @sunwarriortribe

Looks like he has breasts. If that what Sun Warrior does?

He's pregnant so his boobs are getting bigger.

Tommi has the big titties. And he had the nerve to talk about how badly dressed the 27 men he watched go into the airplane bathroom were?

Tommy is so insightful! It's no wonder that he is a leading lifestyle expert!

Do you think David Muir has been elbow-deep in Tommi and Gio at the same time?

They're not worth it, R55.

I want Whit.

Gio's news anchor voice is so masculine and authoritative. It's like if Cronkite knew his away around the gym.

[quote] Gio's news anchor voice is so masculine and authoritative.

Gio's news anchor voice is the voice of an actor playing the role of "concerned journalist." Give Gio an Emmy for best supporting actor in a drama.

R58 how DARE you? Gio deserves best lead actor in that thing you said. He doesn't support anyone!

[Quote] Give Gio an Emmy for best supporting actor in a drama.

Gio works at ABC, so he'd be nominated for comedy, not drama.

R47 so proud of him. He is the future of television

Gio will win for most CONCERNED actress

I hope Gio wins for safest actress!

Gio already won some Emmy awards.

[quote]Benitez is the recipient of two national Emmy Awards, two regional Emmy Awards and is an eight-time nominee. Most notably, he was nominated for his investigative series on alleged police brutality which resulted in two Miami officers being forced to turn in their guns and badges.

How many Emmys will Tommi win for hostessing that Amazon thing, AND executive producing Rachael Ray??

So dangerous!

Gio is such a decorated newsman, it's no wonder that Mickey Mouse has him cover the most dangerous stories.

Troy

I think you're lost R68

Yeah, R68 has 3-4x as many IG followers as our Tommi and DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE IT! What does he know about daily gratitude?

i just want to show you a new couple.

Many other instahos and instagay couples have tried to overtake the G+T threads, but have failed. You will suffer the same fate, r68.

He and his boyfriend have had threads on DL, and they should stay there.

Gio and Tommi are as pure and simple as the character breakfast at the Magic Kingdom. We can't have their threads taken over by lesser, more popular IG models.

Simple is the perfect description for both of those dullards

Tommy and Gio are simply magical!

I don’t understand how Gio has won Emmys. He’s terrible.

Gio's Emmys are for Bravest Reporting and Most Handsome.

Maybe Gio won for largest veneers

He also won for Most Vigorous Arms

They should have Instagram Emmys so Tommy can win one for Most Grateful and Best Tits.

To be fair, the Emmys Gio has won for GMA is a group award. He’s part of the team and he may or may not have even been a part of the episode that was submitted but they all get the award if they win. So the GMA Emmys mean nothing, unless he was part of the particular episode that was judged. He could win an emmy for an episode in which he didn’t even appear. It’s fucked up.

What hard-hitting expose will win Gio his first solo Emmy?

Emmys are meaningless awards. Perfect for Gio.

WHET Abuela? You don't hear anything about her anymore. Did she and Gio have a falling out?

Speaking of prestigious awards, can we nominate Tommi for this? He is such a positive powerful influence on my life! I hardly even cut myself anymore!

So did these two dolts meet in grindr or IG? No one's ever given a clear answer.

The official answer is IG but who knows the truth

I just assumed the back room of Vishara Video. Tommy was there taking inspirational loads and Gio was doing research on a hard hitting piece on plexiglass dividers.

Come on guys. They met on Grindr. Tommys version is that he sent a random “stay safe” comment to Gio on insta as he was about to leave on a dangerous assignment and it blossomed from there? Unlikely. How many dangerous stories has Gio done? Um........none!

So do these boys have penetrative sex or not? On one hand you say they would never engage in anything as "dirty" and "filthy" as exchanging bodily fluids, but on the other hand you say they met and presumably hooked up for sex on grindr. Which is it?

R90 what he meant is that there's nowhere safer for Gio than in Tommy's arms. That, or something about Prep bc Gio is a total cumdump

R91 this pretty pretty princess bs is just for the 'gram. In real life these guys are cock hungry sloppabottomuses.

Do you suppose Gio actually puts his peen up Tommi's behumpas?

Flip-fucking is the only way this marriage is working. They both need it, they both get it.

Tommy found a little zen this morning...in New Jersey of all places!

But what is he doing in the video from this morning's IG post?

I say that Gio eats T’s cum. No doubt.

Is Tommy a verbal bossy bottom?

It might come as a surprise, but I bet Tommy is the top. He seems to be the alpha in the marriage. Gio just seems smitten with Tommy more than vice versa, as though he's been dickmatized by him.

[quote] Tommy found a little zen this morning...in New Jersey of all places!

Gio also found a little zen at his "happy place." And posted a nearly identical photo.

Gio is even starting to talk like Tommy ("Grateful to be with the fam").

I can't wait until Gio and Tommy murder-suicide each other.

R102 LOL!!

Tommi and Gio are SO grateful to communicate like 14-year old girls

There’s something very wrong on my cable tv. They list Thursday’s show as the Rachael Ray Show and they don’t list Tommy as a guest!!!!!!!! What the fuck. They should list it as the Tommy DiDario Show.

Hmmm looks like Tommi's mom made her way to DL

The dangers of spring break! Stay safe, Gio!

Winter in Jersey is qute a cumdown from Zen experiences in places like exotic Bali and Hawaii.

What became of Tommi's screenplay? Is there still a bidding war amongst the major studios for the rights? And R108, be realistic. Tommi is the co-host and Executive Producer of the Rachael Ray Show, AND he is starring in his very own program on Amazon Live. It's not like he can just take off at a moment's not, even though he needs to vacation more than anyone on the planet. SO

How did you bitches miss this write-up on Tommy on "Socialite Life"?

Here's an excerpt:

[quote] You may be familiar with Tommy, who is a lifestyle expert and also a TV show host who went on to achieve name and fame after working as a contributor for The Rachael Ray Show.

Of course we're familiar with Tommy! Everyone knows Tommy! He's a star! It's nice to see that Tommy's fame as a TV host is getting noticed. I just hope that this superstardom doesn't go to Tommy's head. I'd hate to see Tommy lose his humility.

[quote] a TV show host who went on to achieve name and fame

Name and fame?

What kind of phrase is that?

Tommy's not just brain dead, he's dead on the inside too. #mondaymotivation 🙌🙌

I must have missed all the TV shows that Tommi hosted. That little write up must have been penned by Miss Tommi. Outside of DL, I can't name a single person who watches Rachael Ray, much less could pick out Tommi out of a line-up

Every time I read a thread about these supposed "A-gays", I inevitably look at their Instagrams and then immediately need to take a rape shower.

Tommy was a star all-media personality; social influencer; fashion, fitness and lifestyle guru; and spokesmodel LONG before Rachael Ray came crawling, begging to ride his undersized coat-tails!

He achieved name and fame BEFORE his dazzling appearances on RR.

When does Tommy’s own show start? The Tommy DiDario Show. I haven’t heard anything about it yet.

Tommy has been a television star for a while. He is so talented starring as Paul Johnson Calderon's model boyfriend in Tinsley Mortimer's High Society.

[quote] I must have missed all the TV shows that Tommi hosted.

Tommy has hosted many, many TV shows. Here is only a PARTIAL list:

"The Rachael Ray Show: Airplane Crotch Watch"

"The Rachael Ray Show: Husband Bathing Suit Makeover"

"Amazon Live: Vacuum Cleaners"

"Amazon Live: Stand Mixers"

"Amazon Live: Headphones and Earbuds"

"Amazon Live: Scented Candles"

With that resume, it's a crime that Tommi has not been asked to host the Oscars!!!

In a just world, this brilliant bit of acting would have led to dozens of TV and movie offers for Tommy. But life just isn't fair.

Tommi's agent was so inundated with offers that they couldn't even sort through them all. Scorcese had a script written just for Tommi and then had to shelve the entire project when Tommi did the noble thing and devoted himself to his social media empire.

[quote][R58] how DARE you? Gio deserves best lead actor in that thing you said. He doesn't support anyone!

Except Tommy.

Tommy's segment on RR is tomorrow, yes?

[quote] Tommy's segment on RR is tomorrow, yes?

Yes! Call in sick from work so you can stay home and watch it live.

Here's what the TV listings have to say:

[quote] GQ Insider Tommy DiDario pulls off an amazing transformation on an actor who hasn’t had a haircut in five years! Karamo Brown of 'Queer Eye' is dishing on his upcoming wedding, and star of Shonda Rhimes’ show 'For the People,' Britt Robertson.

[Quote] GQ Insider Tommy DiDario pulls off an amazing transformation on an actor who hasn’t had a haircut in five years!

I don't know who I'm more embarrassed for, the actor, or Tommy... who's also an actor? Or has he given up on acting? Also, I pray Tommy isn't the one giving this poor man his haircut.

Tommy is an insider? Oh lord.

[quote] Or has he given up on acting?

Tommy never gives up on anything. Some of his careers may go on hiatus for months, or for several years, but Tommy never gives up!

SET YOUR DVRS!! Tommy will be on Rachael Ray tomorrow (3/14) right?

R8 & R96 show Tommi in that ridiculous pose. Eyes closed, face uplifted, facing the sun. Who actually sits that way?

Nobody, that’s who. It’s a pose for photos only.

Tommy reminds us that he "puts a lot of love" into his Rachael Ray segments ... All 3 of them.

I guess that's why Tommy is America's favorite TV host.

[quote] tommydidario Catch my latest segment on the @rachaelrayshow tomorrow! One of my favorite parts about being on this show is being able to help people feel like the best versions of themselves. I put a lot of love into these segments because EVERYONE deserves to feel that. ❤️ Hope you guys enjoy, this is a special one.

Could this Instagram commenter be a new Tommy stalker in the making?

[quote] jignaciopenso @tommydidario - I Love what you are doing on the Show. Your Energy is Massive and brings so much Light and Extra Flavor to the Program. Next time you do a Gay Man make over...consider me for the chance. I want to be a part of IT! Regards to GIO. He is a Keeper for LIFE. 💙❤️. You are a 5 ⭐️’s charming Prince to a lot of People! Saludos. Jacobo. @giobenitez

Oh the irony that Tommi labels himself an “expert”. Has he even seen the choices he makes? What a tool. #TommisAnIdiot

OY! The IG commenter posted at R131 is so embarrassing. Do they really think Whathisface is gonna read that? I follow this model guy who responds directly to each long, heartfelt comment with a thanks@___. One after the other. No deviation. LOL

The better question is what is Tommi not an expert at? He's just that smart, talented, and driven.

Tommy is the smartest expert at nothing I know.

Let’s get Tommy trending!!!!!! #TheTommyDiDarioShow

I lold when it turned out that the sketchy, long-haired actor gets more acting work than Tommy.

I actually want to root for Tommy, but he is very awkward on screen. He shines the most on IG.

[quote]He shines the most on IG.

He shines the most on Grindr.

lmao just saw the clip on lunch break...

Tommy helped to makeover an actor with excessively long hair and a beard

I didn't like the shirt Tommy chose for him and I'm not a fan of cuffing pants but I guess those are trendy now.

I will say that except for his left laugh line, Tommy has perfect skin as far as his face is concerned.

Overall dull segment. If someone drops out on Queer Eye I could see him joining that show though

Funnily enough Karamo Brown was the guest on the show today and had 2 segments. I'm sure Tommy met him backstage or at least tried to

Cannot speak about Tommy as I knew Gio before they met, as for Gio he is extremely intelligent, articulate , and nice guy , worked with him many times in Miami.

and btw as part of his intro, Tommy had producers include in Rachael's prompter to say he's a "GQ Insider" lol as if that's an accomplishment or something unusual these days

Anyone can be a GQ Insider. You just have to email them and subscribe to their magazine and sometimes they’ll give you perks like discounts at some stores. I am an EW Insider and sometimes I get perks like free movie screenings.

[quote]Gio he is extremely intelligent, articulate

Gio intelligent?!? Hahahahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Yes look at the scandals involving the Miami Police Dept. he uncovered and shot a whole episode as well on an I Phone introducing its new products, nasty jealous miserable queens like r143 just go back downstairs in your parents basement and spew self hating comments about people you do not and will never get to know.

Gio’s the smartest man I know.

Gio thinks Tommy is the smartest man he knows. Doesn’t say much for his intelligence.

So r145 and r146, what major network with 4.5 million every evening are you on ? Please , enlighten me.

VIEWERS!

Did Tommi graduate from college?

Was his way bought in? He seems kind of, um, not smart.

Can't Tommi do something about that horrible lopsided smirk he wears all the time? The left side of his face is permanently tilted upward. It's as if he's either got Bell's palsy or has suffered a stroke. Whatever it is, it's creepy as hell. Tommi has a face that screams "stranger danger."

The actor guy was actually quite handsome with his haircut, and clean shaven look. The outfit wasn't appropriate for a man his age, because Tommy dressed him the way he dresses himself.

EXACTLY, R151. I thought the same thing. Also, the new hair style and shaving of the beard did nothing for him. It just exaggerated his huge nose and took away the sex appeal he had. I think he looked older after the makeover. Oh, Tommi, you've fucked up AGAIN!

If Tommi didn't try so hard, he might actually come off a somewhat human and relatable. As it is, he's even awkward in about 95% of his still photos. Not sure how he graduated NYU. His writing alone is not even at a high school level.

[quote]So [R145] and [R146], what major network with 4.5 million every evening are you on ? Please , enlighten me.

Being on a network and having viewers does not equal intelligence. Khloe Kardashian is on a major network and has 16 million viewers. Do you think she’s intelligent?

Tommy was so happy to "team up with" Rachael Ray. Tommy's the star, and Rachael just tags along.

[quote] tommydidario Always a pleasure teaming up with @RachaelRay to create some makeover magic. 🕺🏼 Click the link in my bio to watch the “big reveal” from today’s segment. 😎

Oh Tommy. You just don’t get it, do you? You are not living in reality.

And r40 that is why GMA leads in the ratings , a sad commentary on our world!

Tommy's latest IG post is 100% classic Tommy -- shirtless photo, gym sessions, "me" time, visualizing, the "chaos of the day" (so busy!), and being grateful. It's as if the post were written by a machine set to "Tommy DiDario - High."

[quote] tommydidario Everyone deserves “me” time. Morning gym sessions have always been that for me. I tune everything out & focus on my fitness before the chaos of the day begins. I visualize the things I want to accomplish, and reflect on the things I’m grateful for. 🙏🏻 Wishing you some much-deserved “you” time today. 🙌🏻 @crunchgym #crunchambassador

Such chaos in Tommy’s life!

You don't have to be mad to be Tommi DiDario... BUT IT HELPS!!!!

Are they getting their next vacation planned?

[quote] Are they getting their next vacation planned?

I hope! Tommy needs a vacation after his exhausting Rachael Ray appearance. He'll need several months to begin "visualizing" his next appearance.

For Tommi, chaos means deciding where to stage his next lifeless photo shoot

Tommy wrote a letter to his winter jacket!

[quote] Dear Winter Jacket:

[quote] Spring is 5 days away which means it’s almost time to put you away for 6 months (please let this be possible, Mother Nature).

[quote] Thank you for keeping me warm, but now it’s time to thaw out.

[quote] I’ll miss you, but this isn’t a goodbye, but rather a see you later.

[quote] Love always,

[quote] Me. 👋🏻

Looks like noted Gio & Tommy TV news friend/possible threesome participant Blake McCoy must have bombed out/gotten canned at NBC News. He's going back to local television!

[R164] OMG he's actually retarded.

Tommy - the coat isn’t a person.

Could he be any more of a dweeb?? How old is this twit??

[quote] Tommy - the coat isn’t a person.

If Tommy believes the coat is a person, and he visualizes the coat as a person, then the coat is a person.

This is why Tommi finds life so chaotic. He believes that his clothes are sentient beings.

His clothes should be very angry then since he squeezes his adult body into their child sizes

I emailed Tommy through his website and told him about DL. Hopefully he reads what people really think about him.

Ooh, R172! When was this?

R172 Why? He doesn’t harm anyone, he seems nice kind person.

What makes you think what Tommi presents on social media is anything like his real personality? Hint: he posts on instagram FOR MONEY

Tommy is already well aware of this website r172.

Tommi is the smartest retarded person I know.

Brunch with the boys

Dear Tommy,

Thank God I won't have to put up with you for the next 6 months.

Sincerely,

Your Winter Jacket

[quote]Brunch with the boys

God, whatta bunch of homos! No wonder Geode doesn't get promoted.

Dear Tommy, The only I hate more than you is how I look on you. Sincerely, Your Mock Turtleneck

I got admit I’m horny and after today to take a ride on the Tommy train.

If you're a vapid instaho I'm sure you have a shot.

I will give Tommi this - he has beautiful skin. Why does he never post his skincare regimen? And why does he always use that simpy smirk in all of his photos?

If he has beautiful skin, why do people keeping talking about his moles here?

His skincare is called facetune lol. Anyone can have the perfect skin using apps.

Tommy's facial skin is very nice (with the exception of his left laugh line). He only has moles on his body

r164 Is Tommy a Marie Kondo aficionado? She's the one that suggests you say "goodbye and thank you" to things you're throwing out. Of course Tommy doesn't seem to be throwing out his jacket -- just putting it away until next winter.

Tommy wants Marie Kondo's career.

Tommy is a hunk.

Tommy is grateful again!

[quote] tommydidario Grateful to be surrounded by such beautiful souls. 🙌🏻 And Saturday afternoon pizza, pasta & wine. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #ItalianProblems

What has Sam done to himself?

Such chaos in Tommy’s life! Deciding what kind of pizza to order. Such decisions!

[quote] Such chaos in Tommy’s life! Deciding what kind of pizza to order. Such decisions!

Thankfully, Tommy spent Saturday morning focusing and visualizing, which made the chaos of deciding which pizza to order in the afternoon a little more bearable.

Surprised that Tommi could eke out a smile with Stretched and Pulled Grim Reaper Sam, and Gio's Giant Chompers of Doom both leering over him

Sam looks very, um, "refreshed."

[Quote] Grateful to be surrounded by such beautiful souls.

Is that a backhanded dig at Sam and Gio's looks!? Beautiful soul because that face is busted!

[quote] Is that a backhanded dig at Sam and Gio's looks!? Beautiful soul because that face is busted!

No, of course not. It just shows that Tommy is the type of person who doesn't pay attention to people's outward appearance and sees people for who they are inside. I find that refreshing.

Yeah, all Instagram narcissists are that way, R198

He only loves people who are plant-based on the inside.

#pescatarian

How often does Tommi do ass to mouth?

How big is Tommi and Gios' NYC penthouse? I am assuming they are in Gramercy Park, Sutton Place or one of the good side streets off of 5th. Disney must pay Gio big money for all of his dangerous assignments. Tommi, being one of the New Jersey DiDarios, doesn't need to work of course.

Our beloved Tommy, sans IG filter. He should get those moles checked out!

R192 It's called stretch and pull, and next time consult Jane Fonda or Cindy Crawford regarding your plastic surgeon, not Melissa Rivers.

The Rachael Ray Show - Starring Tommi!!!! Bew opening credits coming next week.

R172 = Gio Benitez.

Why would Gio need to email his own husband?

That's the joke, R208.

Is Tommy going to be nominated for a Daytime Emmy tomorrow as Co-Host of The Rachael Ray Show?

As Executive Producer, Tommi will collect an Emmy if Rachael Ray wins best informative talk show. But what will he wear??? His tiny jacket and poo-brown pants??

After much teasing, Tommy finally revealed he was up for the role of He-Man! He wants us to keep our fingers crossed for him.

Poor Tommy, the dude from that Netflix movie will play He-Man. Outdone by a younger actor.

Tommy started a gratitude journal! It's totally different than the gratitude journal he keeps on Instagram. He's hooked!

Gio was doing dangerous reporting from the flooded areas in the midwest this week. Tommy must have been a wreck and messaging Gio on Grindr constantly. Stay safe, Gio!

Health advocate Tommy is partnering with Johnnie Walker Blue for the next 6 months to write down exciting things that happen in his life.

Click on the link then play the video to hear Tommy talk about it.

Tommy shows off his amazing dance moves to celebrate the first day of spring!

(If the link doesn't work, just go to Tommy's IG page.)

Tommy may wear tanktops on an airplane, but he gets dressed up for taxi rides!

[quote] tommydidario When the weather is gloomy in NYC, find a cab, and make it fashion. 🤷🏼‍♂️ @sophiekietzmann

^ style guru

What does that post even mean??? Another excuse to trot out that unfortunate wedding look?

I partnered with a brand of whisky once. Not long afterwards I checked into rehab. Stay safe, Tommi!

Tommi doesn’t even begin to understand what a moron he is. He’s the dumbest man I know.

Can Tommi even read?

Instagram literacy is haaaard, so how many interns does he have typing for him?

He should model hats for massively oversized heads. It got it — helmets for kids with special needs.

[quote]What does that post even mean??? Another excuse to trot out that unfortunate wedding look?

He has all these old photos on file ready to go a year in advance. A lot of them are basically stock photos of him doing stuff like crossing the street in a poncho, hailing a cab in a suit, etc. He just has to write a caption to match the photo and sometimes he twists himself into a pretzel to try to make the caption fit the photo, hence “When the weather is gloomy in NYC, find a cab, and make it fashion. 🤷🏼‍♂️ ”

A moricon uses an emoticon

[quote]A moricon uses an emoticon

So does a [italic]maricón[/italic]—like Tommi.

Rugged realness!

Tommy’s so masculine!

Tommi is so generous to reply to each of his IG fans, even if its just 🙌🙌❤❤🙏🙏. He truly is the people's princess.

Is Tommy smooth down there like a Ken doll?

Tommy is the most rugged Ken doll I know!

Why does Tommi tag himself in his own photos? So he gets the notification?

Who notifies him of those low-ass nipples? They are practically belly buttons.

Tommy needs to have those moles checked out.

R234 those are nipples Rose

[quote] Just a boy and his ‘booch.

Dear god, he's an idiot

Tommy is the smartest booch drinker that I know.

Is he gay at R236?

Gio must be mortified

Tommy is a shameless shill. Is there a crappy product that he won't try to sell to his followers?

how does booch mix with Johnny Walker?

[quote]how does booch mix with Johnny Walker?

It gives Tommi diarrhea.

Does Tommi boof that boosh? That way he can get the benefits with boosh breath!

Did these boys cancel their grindr accounts when they wed?

Tommi did because he's faithful and true. Gio still uses it to give toothy head when ABC sends him to cover dangerous missions.

Gio still uses it to give toothy head when ABC sends him to cover dangerous emissions.

Gio would never put Tommi's health at risk. He only swallows (and gargles with) the healthiest of loads.

Tommi doesn't need random loads. Gratitude is the only thing he needs.

Has there ever been a Tommy & Gio poll? Who would you stab first? Who would you want to die first in a grease fire?

Can’t believe a big modeling agency hasn’t scooped him up. What a talent!

Tommi dabbled in modeling, but like most of his careers, it never panned out, er, I mean, he knew he was meant for bigger, more creative things.

My god, You gays are such jealous whores. Get over yourself! As if you would ever have one tenth of the success Tommy enjoys. 😂🤣😂🤣

R253 Remind us again of Tommy’s successes? I’m drawing A blank.

[Quote] Remind us again of Tommy’s successes? I’m drawing A blank.

He married up. And a tenth of Tommy's success would be Gio's big, Cuban pinga so there you go.

I would moan like crazy if Tommy finger banged me.

Tommy insists on being called ‘Mrs. Benitez’ on the Rachael set.

Tommi is the very definition of dilettante. Fortunately for him, he snagged someone who can support him during his various endeavors. He's never capitalized on any of his breaks because guess what? There's no there there. This Amazon Live gig is probably his most steady employment in years.

R255, please don't speak of organs when talking about our Darling Disney Princess.

Is Gio's pinga uncut? Is dick cheese part of a pescatarian diet?

Tommy's a star! The YouTube video of his latest segment on Rachael Ray has 130,000 views! With that kind of popularity, Tommy should start his own YouTube channel. Oh, wait ... never mind.

[quote] tommydidario Woa! 130,000 views in 1 week on the @rachaelrayshow YouTube page. 😱 You guys ROCK. Thank you for watching & if you missed it, click the link in my bio to check out the segment. 😎 Can’t wait to team up with Rach again next week. 🙌🏻

Tommy needs a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

A lot of people may have watched the video of Tommy on Rachael Ray, but almost all of them hated Tommy's makeover. Read the comments at the link. Tommy might want to think twice before bragging about how many hits the video got.

How can anyone take Tommi seriously as a stylist when he keeps wearing that heinous mock neck

Hyper-jealousness is such an ugly trait.

We need a gofundme to buy Tommy a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Tommy is the smartest mock-turtleneck wearing Ken doll I know.

Don't mock his mock! And anyway, it's not a full turtleneck, it's a dickey. Tommy doesn't do abs every day not to show them off.

Where are the Princlets vacationing this weekend?? Tommi LOVES NY, but can barely stand to be there more than 5 days in row.

Tommy, time for your enema.

Tommy deserves his time off after yet another week of hard working.

Tommy deserves at least a month of vacation after having to transform that sad, elderly actor into Eliza Doolittle. Do you realize how long he agonized over those cuffed pants?

Tommi is exhausted after doing 3 segments for Rachael Ray a year, and his hour of Amazon Live every 2 weeks.

Poor Tommy never knew his grandmother

Tommy looks pretty distinctive in that last pic, less Ken Doll.

Tommy loves showing off his dickie.

Tommy is not stupid. You have to be pretty smart to get into NYU and then graduate Magna cum laude. That's no easy feat.

There’s book smart - smart enough to get into NYU. But Tommy can’t seem to transfer the book smarts to real life.

It certainly doesn't translate to his writing, calling into question exactly how he graduated at all, much less cum laude.

Tommy is so proud of his amazing talent for doing fashion makeovers that he's going to drink himself into oblivion this weekend.

[quote] tommydidario #Ad This month, I’m humbly raising a glass of @JohnnieWalkerUS Blue Label to having the ability to help transforms someone’s life. I do a lot of fashion makeovers on TV, but the one I did this month will never leave me because it was so special. The gentleman broke down in tears after our segment and told me that he never knew it was possible to “feel this good.” May we always remember that we all deserve to feel like the best versions of ourselves. ❤️ #MarkYourMoments #BlueLabelMoments

I love how Tommy says: "I do a lot of fashion makeovers on TV." I guess in Tommy's world, 3 qualifies as "a lot."

Tommy has now added the talent agency that represents him to his Instagram bio. Tommy is already America's favorite entertainment host. But now he's hoping that his Rachael Ray and Amazon Live segments catapult him to superstardom! Go Tommy!

[quote] Entertainment Host • On-Air Lifestyle Expert • GQ Insider • Advocate for ❤️ Rep: Buchwald NY

I'm surprised he didn't add "Life Transformer"

I need some Johnny Walker just to read Tommy’s self inflated importance posts. Jesus he’s insufferable. He deserves every ridicule that he receives.

I’ve never seen these queers before!! WTF??? These guys are gross!!

Guess R283 hasn't had his booch today!

[quote]Poor Tommy never knew his grandmother

Yeah? Well, I knew her and she threw a mean fuck. Not as good as his grandfather, but she was surprisingly tight for an old Italian whore.

She was the lucky one

[quote]having the ability to help transforms someone’s life.

What does this mean?

[quote] Poor Tommy never knew his grandmother

Poor Tommy.

Lucky grandmother.

Nasty queens that you are , why can't you be happy for two hot guys with career's that love each other? I know Gio personally , his teeth are real. and worked his way up in Miami on local TV and eventually was hired to do GMA. So what if he does puff pieces, how many of you have had six figure incomes before 30 watched by millions of people? .None of you queens so shut up and let them be happy.

I know many couples with great careers who love each other. NONE of them feel the need to drone about it on social media for affirmation, and NONE of them are as tedious and self-absorbed as those two nitwits.

Tommy is not a nitwit. Gio is very intelligent. But of course your jealousness prevents you from seeing that.

No, Tommi. No one is jealous of you and Gio, as much as you wish it to be so.

R291 Same here. I know MANY very successful gay couples with high incomes who don’t do half the crap G&T do on social media.

But are they as pretty as t&g, r294?

Tommy’s the smartest Life Transformer I know.

Tommy has Big Dickie Face.

[quote] Jesus he’s insufferable. He deserves every ridicule that he receives.

How many lives have you transformed today?

Here, here, r298!

Is Tommi enjoying a booch cocktail with some Johnny Walker chaser?

Awww! How cute!

^^Hey kid, look out for that man's teeth!

that kid looks terrified, and rightly so with those giant chompers leering so close to his face

Careful, he's gonna EAT YA, li'l feller!

How proud is Tommy of having 27 threads (over 16k posts!!) on DL? It's his greatest achievement, aside from bagging Gio.

I believe you mean, how GRATEFUL is Tommi...

Gio has the huge horse teeth! Yikes!

Tommy and Gio always have to have matching IG posts. Here's Tommy kissing the poor baby. And once again, Tommy's talking about how grateful he is. Take a swig of Johnnie Walker every time Tommy uses the word "grateful."

It's not like Tommi can let Gio look more GRATEFUL that he is!!!

Gio on the dangers of distracted driving. So dangerous!

Has Tommi glued his lips together? Surely his chompers can't be bigger than Gio's?

I enjoy bjs from guys with big teeth. The teeth scrape my dick ever so slightly and it's fucking heaven!

“We are obsessed with OUR nephew.”

Wait, whose nephew is it?

It's probably Tommy's sister's baby

Stay safe, Gio!

Kyan Douglas is often on Rachael Ray's show too, and his makeovers are better than Tommy's.

You mean that Tommy has competition? I thought that Tommy is the ONLY go to guy on his Rachael Ray Show? Tommy is misleading us. Oops.

would this site's Yellow Skin Troll like Tommy?

[Quote] You mean that Tommy has competition?

It's not a competition. Kyan does a better job, is naturally charismatic, and better looking.

To be fair, a block of wood has more charisma than Tommi

I'll be so GRATEFUL to look as good as Kyan when I'm 50.

[quote]To be fair, a block of wood has more charisma than Tommi

Tommy is the smartest block of wood I know.

Balsa wood. Lightweight

[QUOTE]Balsa wood. Lightweight

Nah, he's just your average, cheap piece of ash.

Here's the BEST of TOMMY DIDARIO!

Enjoy his clip reel with highlights from many of his on screen appearances!

How many TV appearances has Tommy made?

R325 Thank you David. Wonderful must see collection

Is it a new reel or is it the same one highlighting his over exaggerated facial expressions and over acting? You could tell you were watching a queen in action even without the audio.

Has Tommy received his Lifetime Achievement Award yet at the daytime emmys for his 2 appearances on Rachael Ray? What about his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? When is his ceremony for that?

Tommi will be receiving the Cecil B. DeMille award for his amazing contributions to the world of entertainment

And the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award for his incalculable contributions to a plant-based, whisky-drinking Humanity!

So dangerous! Stay safe Gio! I’ll reach out to you on Grindr.

Deep down is Tommi resentful that his union with Gio hasn't brought him remotely near the level of fame that Tommi obviously craves.

It has already brought him more than he could have ever dreamed: millions of followers, a career as in influencer, a GQ insider, a Rachael Ray co-host, Amazon host, YouTuber, vitamin convention booth runner, heavy drinker, gluten-free CEO, Booch pioneer, plant-based top model and an avocado for ❤️. Do you think he could have achieved ANY of that without marrying Gio?

Tommy is officially part of the Rachael Ray family! He even refers to the technical people as "MY Rachael Ray Show team." Tommy must be very grateful to have a team of people working for him.

[quote] tommydidario To work on a show where the staff feels like family is priceless. So much fun shooting with my @rachaelrayshow team today. Stay tuned for a couple fun segments coming your way (and for this baby blue @jcrew suit). 😉📺🕺🏼

R334 avocado for ❤️ is a title everyone wants

He looks really old and fat there.

When will it be renamed The Tommi Show!

Tommi is so kind to all the little people who work for him

Tommy is the smartest avocado I know.

Tommy reminds us that being a TV superstar* is not as glamorous as it seems. He needs to go to the barber shop every week!

I don't know how he manages it all. Now I understand why he needs so many vacations.

(* Apparently, Tommy believes that "Amazon Live" is a glamorous TV show.)

Casually including Gio's Emmy in the background of his video. Classy.

Tommi truly has nothing to say. Ever. Posting about needing a haircut is scraping the bottom of the barrel, even for him.

Tommy was MADE for the bottom of the barrel! That's where all the gratitude dregs are.

Gio needs to run.

R345 for state Senator? I agree! Kick out 2 buck Chuck and elect a serious intellectual who knows about the dangers of distracted driving.

...the way I look at a glass of wine on a Friday night. 🍷😂

[quote] Posting about needing a haircut is scraping the bottom of the barrel, even for him

You don't seem to understand. It wasn't a post about needing a haircut. It was a post about the burdens and struggles that a famous TV star like Tommy must conquer each week. "Amazon Live" may seem like it's all showbiz glitz and glamour, but Tommy reminds us that it's also hard work. Schlepping to the barber shop every week is not for the weak or the faint of heart.

And after all his hard wok being a famous star, Tommy needs to relax with a glass of wine. Or a shot of Johnnie Walker.

Such a demanding job.

After that grueling haircut Tommy should cancel his plans and boof some boosh! Monday monkey lives for the weekend!

Friday Night Dance Party! 🎉💃🏼🕺🏼👯‍♂️

Such demanding jobs! And needing a haircut every week! Time for a vacay!

Did Tommy get a haircut every single week before he met Gio too?

So it's pretty much settled that Sam and his latino husbear swing with T&G, right?

Heaven Forfend, R354! Whatever various sexcapades Sam and Rubem may enjoy, Giommy are like swans, mated for life and totally monogamous!

[Quote] Giommy are like swans

I'd say they're more like penguins.

More like Lincoln Logs

Tommy is the smartest plastic flamingo I know.

Uncle Tommy!

Tommi is the snartest Guncle I know!

Of course Tommi hash tagged Uncle Tommy. Because why have a nephew if you can't use him to gain followers on social media?

@tommydidario you and gio need to have a baby... you guys would make GREAT dads!!!!

Jesus Cuntloving Christ...no! They would make terrible parents. If Giommi want a living prop they should get a little dog. Don't subject a child to that!

Why subject an innocent animal to living with those narcissistic nitwits? I'd be amazed if they could keep a plant alive.

Is Tommy pregnant?

They'd have to hire a manny to care for the baby. Both are far too busy with their careers to tend to a baby.

Gio has to be ready to go off on assignment at a moment's notice to cover late breaking expired sun tan lotion stories while Tommy has to go on location constantly to shoot Instagram photos.

Then, when they get back from such dangerous assignments, they can kiss the baby goodnight and thank themselves for being so brave and self sacrificing.

[quote]Gio has to be ready to go off on assignment at a moment's notice to cover late breaking expired sun tan lotion stories while Tommy has to go on location constantly to shoot Instagram photos.

No time for a baby for these two on-the-go guys. Definitely.

I guess they are sacrificing fatherhood for the greater good of our society.

Maybe there is a much simpler explanation.

Perhaps they're having trouble conceiving. Maybe Tommy needs to get hormone injections while Gio needs to trade his briefs for boxers.

Will Gio be assigned to cover Pete Buttigieg? Or is that too high-profile for him? Maybe he and Tommy can just double date with Pete and Chasten.

Tommi would LOVE to be First Lady

Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Gio and Tommy are on vacation!

In Turks and Caicos, according to this Instagram post from earlier today. Guess this vacation is to celebrate their third anniversary, coming up on April 16.

Shazam!

You put Tommy anywhere near water and his clothes come off!

The way that happens, you'd almost think Tommy is trying to show off his body.

Tommy's body is weird.

Those moles on Tommy are gross!

Tommi's brain is always lost at sea

Who’s running the DiDario-Benitez empire while Tommy is on vacation? How is the Rachael Ray show functioning without him?

[quote]Perhaps they're having trouble conceiving. Maybe Tommy needs to get hormone injections while Gio needs to trade his briefs for boxers.

Tommi really believes that by shooting his sperm up into Gio's bowels the couple can have a healthy butt baby.

Those aren't moles R373 those are his baby nips.

Tommy is grateful again!

[quote] tommydidario In one week we celebrate our 3 year wedding anniversary, so we escaped the city for a few days of r & r.🌴 Grateful to be celebrating the most special years of my life at this magical paradise. 🤗

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

These two dolts are so well matched.

I wish I would've known what it was like to be even half as attractive as either G or T. Been fug my entire life.

But they’re not attractive.

What exactly do they need R & R from??

Just the absolute PRESSURE of it all R383. You think keeping it this tight is easy? I'm sucking in for my ancestors.

[quote] What exactly do they need R & R from??

Transforming lives is exhausting.

Isn't that one of those homophobic British Caribbean islands?

I can't believe it's been 3 years since they got married.

[quote]Isn't that one of those homophobic British Caribbean islands?

We don’t care. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

#Sorrynotsorry #turks #plantbased #vacay #mensfashion

Seems like Tommy and Gio aren't recognized as a couple in the eyes of the government of Turks and Caicos. It's legal for them to have sex there, but not to marry or to adopt children

Here's a list of LGBT rights in Turks and Caicos.

R387 it seems it was only yesterday. What a truly always happy couple!

Maybe Tommi has to dry out from all of that Johnnie Walker he's been guzzling

[quote]dry out from all of that Johnnie Walker he's been guzzling

All that Johnnie Walker he's being PAID to guzzle and promote.

Stay safe in the virulently homophobic British Caribbean, beloved batty bwois!

3 years since Gio responded to me on Grindr. #truelove

I do miss Tommi's book reports. Always good for a laugh and an eyeball or two

Doesn't Tommy watch Gio's investigative reports? Watch out, Tommy! Those beach umbrellas will kill you!

Good god he is stupid! And that straw hat had its fashion moment about 6 years ago.

“Wear a straw hat to give a fashion moment.”

WTF? Who does he think he’s giving a fashion moment to? He’s really thinking too highly of himself and of fashion. Most people really do not care or would even notice the straw hat. They would not be like, “Oooooh, thank you so much for giving me that fashion moment! It was just what I needed!”

Tommy is so funny and smart!

Tommy will do ANYTHING to flex on-camera and display himself. He's so needy and unable to hide it at all. He must have been bullied as a young gay kid.

[quote] Who does he think he’s giving a fashion moment to?

The homophobic people of Turks and Caicos. He's transforming their lives!

Gio's promoting yoga. And meditation.

Tommy's on his knees.

When will they stop performing and start living their lives?

People like Giommy don't live lives. That's for ordinary unattractive people. Rather, they perform, visually document, and curate their perfect lives.

G looks hysterical at r402! 🤣

Whois running Tommi’s businesses?

More importantly, what happens to the RR Show when Tommy needs to take an emergency vacation? Does the studio just go black until he returns?

Gio is the smartest Reverse Warrior I know.

Tommy sits down for a podcast interview to talk about "all things life, love, and being the best you"!

Here's a link to the podcast. The episode is called "Authenticity is Always our True North" because nobody is more authentic than Tommy. I haven't listened to it yet, but I'll bet it's packed with lots of sage advice from Tommy on how to be as successful as he is.

I had to stop listening after the first 3 minutes, in which Tommy talks about how he was modeling for some of the best fashion designers in the world but felt "unfulfilled" and was "losing creative cells," so he had to quit to pursue his dream (of posing for Instagram photos and shilling products for Amazon).

Does Tommy reveal that the secret to his success is the extremely good luck of having a successful, well-paid TV journalist fall head-over-heels in love with him?

LOL!!! is he joking??? Tommi doesn't have the face or body to model high fashion

But Tommy interrupted his vacation to bring you this podcast so you better appreciate it. You know how hard it is to cum by vacation time.

Tommy says his ultimate goal is to have a talk show called "Talking with Tommy."

He wants it to be a cross between "Super Soul Sunday" meets "Live with Kelly." Wants to talk to people who have "amazing" stories to tell, whether they're famous or not.

Tommy says, "The world is ready for the first openly gay daytime talk show host."

He discusses his dreams of being a talk show host in the last five minutes of this podcast.

[quote]Tommy says, "The world is ready for the first openly gay daytime talk show host."

How quickly he forgets! Anderson Cooper had a daytime talk show that ran for two seasons, 2011-2013.

Or ELLEN FUCKING DEGENERES! lol

Tommy would not do well on live daytime tv.

R418 now now now you sound jealous. No need to be. Tommi is simply better than the rest of us. He would be sensational on daytime. It will be amazibg hour of amazibg stories with amazing host.

Tommi would be GRATEFUL to be a daytime talk show host

[quote] Or ELLEN FUCKING DEGENERES! lol

I had to listen to the podcast because I thought maybe Tommy was saying that he wanted to be the first openly gay man to host a daytime talk show (even though, as R417 points out, Anderson Cooper hosted a daytime talk show). But no, Tommy actually says, "The world is ready for the first openly gay daytime talk show host." LOL! Not only has openly gay Ellen been hosting her daytime talk show for well over a decade, but Rosie O'Donnell was out during the last season of her talk show.

Just when you think Tommy can't get any dumber, he surprises you.

In Tommi's World lesbians just don't count!

Anderson's show didn't last. Mine WILL.

Anderson was only on two seasons. Mine will be on TWENTY!

Turks and Caicos must be too boring even for Tommy, if he has to divert himself with Instagram "broadcasts" from there.

I bet they're having amazing vacation sex. Can any of you jealousers even recall the last time you were intimate with another man?

Didn’t Nate Burkas also have a daytime talk show? Oh Tommi, you’re as smart as that empty eyed look. Duh.

Tommy is the smartest openly gay daytime talk show host I know.

Tommy is the leader in fighting for the rights of out gays. A gay daytime host! I never thought I’d see the day. Thank you Tommy for all that you do.

Here's how Tommy describes his dream talk show:

"I want to talk to the stay-at-home mother who became a best-selling author. I want to talk to the first openly gay sergeant in the military. I want to talk to the Academy Award winning actor who had all odds against him."

There's just one problem, Tommy. None of those people want to talk to you.

No more rest and relaxation. Tommy has to get back to work! He has "entertainment projects" in the works (that I'm sure will never see the light of day). So busy!

[quote] tommydidario That’s officially a wrap on r & r - time to get back to work! 📺📽😎 Excited for a busy week of hosting, shoots & development meetings about a few entertainment projects that I can’t wait to share. Have a phenomenal week, and let’s all SLAY the week ahead. 🙌🏻

Excited for a busy week of delusions.

It's almost endearing how Tommi describes take pics for his Instagram as a "shoot." Just hope all of these entertainment projects are as successful as his YouTube channel! BTW, what is going on with Tommi's screenplay??

Jesus Effing Christ, won't this insipid moron EVER shut up?

When his next RR appearance? I want to set my VCR.

You can't knock Tommi for his self-belief. Despite all evidence to the contrary, Tommi has held firm in his belief that he has the talent and charisma to be a STAR - at something.

It was partly a working vacation for Tommy. He decided to buckle down and observe men's crotches on the plane as they entered and exited the restroom. Hopefully one day he can take a vacation with absolutely no work to do.

Tommy is.... everything!

I hope Gio rested up on vacation. Word has it that he'll be on a dangerous assignment this week.

[quote] It's almost endearing how Tommi describes take pics for his Instagram as a "shoot."

It's kind of like how he describes appearing in a 5-minute segment on Rachael Ray as "hosting."

Or how he describes manning a trade show booth in Dallas as "speaking engagements across the country."

Or how he describes telling a guy to cut his hair and cuff his pants as "transforming lives."

We should all be grateful that Tommy shares his many talents with us.

My dear Gio is in danger.

Gio isn't getting anywhere at ABC. Tommy will need to trade up soon before Gio drags down him and his career(s).

Is there anyone who doesn't think Tommi would dump Gio in a second for a more prominent meal ticket?

Does Gio really believe Tommy could land a daytime talk show? Or is he just humoring Tommy and encouraging his delusions, knowing full well it would never happen?

I could see it both ways. Maybe Gio is just as delusional as Tommy and is helping Tommy pitch the show to his bosses at ABC.

R442 Tommy is all about Tommy. Surely he’s on Grindr looking for a better meal ticket.

What are you talking about? Why would a self-made CEO need to find a meal ticket?

Our boys are back from Turks and Caicos where they spread the message of gay love and gay acceptance to the homophobic nation. Talk show producers will surely be impressed by the mission of mercy and bestow a talk show hosting gig upon Tommy to reward such courage.

Stay safe, Gio. Godspeed.

Gio reporting on a plane crash. So dangerous!

[quote] Does Gio really believe Tommy could land a daytime talk show? Or is he just humoring Tommy and encouraging his delusions, knowing full well it would never happen?

Gio works in TV. He knows how the business works. He must realize that Tommy has no chance of ever landing a daytime talk show or any kind of regular TV hosting gig. At what point does Gio finally tell Tommy to abandon his silly dreams and get a real job? And how will Tommy react when that day comes?

Tommy will never cease his "trying to break into showbiz" hijinks! He's Lucy to Gio's Ricky.

[quote]He's Lucy to Gio's Ricky

Tommy, you got some 'splainin' to do.

I like the idea of Tommy being the first openly gay daytime talk show host. So inspiring!

He’s Just Jack!

With Gio being in such danger all of the time, is Tommi back on Grindr looking for his next victim?

[quote] Everyone is laughing at Tommy

Now THAT would be a TV show worth watching. Instead of “Talking with Tommy,” let’s have “Laughing at Tommy.”

We shouldn't laugh at the mentally challenged

Pete Buttigieg has already promised to nominate Tommy as his Secretary of Fabulousness.

Tommi will be Secretary of GRATITUDE

R263, the comments on youtube are almost ALL NEGATIVE.

Has anyone called Tommy out for his lack of knowledge about openly gay daytime tv hosts? I don’t have instagram.

On the third anniversary of his marriage to Gio, Tommy is ... yes, of course ... GRATEFUL!

[quote] tommydidario Okay, okay. Just one more Turks & Caicos photo, but for good reason. In just a few hours, I celebrate 3 years of marriage to @GioBenitez. If you asked my scared, closeted, teenage-self if I ever thought marriage was in my future, I would have told you no. I wouldn’t have thought I was worthy or deserving of it. But today, I know that every single person, no matter who you love, is worthy and deserving of a phenomenal love story. And I couldn’t be more grateful to have found the person to help fill every single page of our on-going love story. Happy Anniversary mi amore. Thank you for being you. ❤️ 4.16.16 #sappyandproud

Gio got bamboozled by Tommy.

Here's what Tommy's stalker had to say about the 3rd anniversary photo:

[quote] newton_davis_1972_27 ❤️🇨🇦🇹🇹many blessings upon you both. You all are so amazingly beautiful sexy hot spicy and inspiring. You uplift many hearts and everywhere you all go will be an even greater blessing. Because you both are so outstanding and full of love and you all are so handsome sweet and inspiring have a beautiful night my dearest friend. Om Shanti peace be with you both

Gio has the uncut pinga.

Tommy is such a trailblazer. When he appeared in "Broad City," he became the first openly gay actor to appear on TV. Then, when he designed his line of ties, he became the world's first openly gay fashion designer. And soon, Tommy may become the first openly gay writer to have a screenplay turned into a movie.

Tommy was COUNTING DOWN THE HOURS to his wedding anniversary!

On top of being embarrassing doing almost everything, he needs to start treating his OCD!

You cannot take these 2 morons seriously. What are they mentally, 6 years old???

Tommy has dead eyes. There's nothing there

I can see how these 2 vapid fools would hook up on Grindr. 2 of a kind. They’re idiots.

I'm pretty sure Tommi is directly quoting from 'Love Simon'. A gay teen romance. I think that pretty much tells you all you need to know.

LOVE, SIMON is Tommy's CITIZEN KANE.

Where is he quoting Love, Simon? I don’t think he is.

Gio reporting from St. Patrick's Cathedral, where someone tried to start a fire. Stay safe, Gio!

So dangerous!

[R427] the part where he writes "I know that every single person, no matter who you love, is worthy and deserving of a phenomenal love story". In the movie, Simon writes that in his online 'coming out' speech. Tommi's paraphrased it.

Is Tommy on suicide watch today? I'm sure he was hit hard by not being named as one of TIME's 100 Most Influential People of 2019.

WHAT??????? Tommi is not on Time’s list????? How could the star of the Rachael Ray show not be on the list? Did they not see how he influenced that actor’s life with the makeover? I’m cancelling my subscription to Time until this is rectified!!!!

[quote] Did they not see how he influenced that actor’s life with the makeover?

Oh, Tommy did a lot more than influence the actor's life. He TRANSFORMED the actor's life -- by telling him to cut his hair. No other makeover artist would have had the wisdom to suggest that the man consider shorter hair.

[quote]No other makeover artist would have had the wisdom to suggest that the man consider shorter hair.

That's our boy! Such an innovator! Leave it to Tommy to be the one who suggest something as revolutionary as a haircut. Go Tommy!

Don't forget that Tommi also cuffed his pants!!! Thus making him look even shorter!

Tommy and his Amazon Live co-host discuss all things spring, including wide-brim sun hats (fashion AND function!), bean bag games, pocket herb gardens, and Purrell hand-sanitizing wipes! (Go to the 22:00 mark at the link.)

Why does our Tommi have to share the Amazon Live spotlight with someone who isn't remotely as GRATEFUL as Tommi?!?!?!?

[quote] tommydidario No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, show up & never give up.

If Tommy doesn't shut up, I think I'll throw up.

At least that suit fits!!! But why is he showing up down at the docks?

[quote] But why is he showing up down at the docks?

It's one of his new careers. He's now a dock worker (in addition to being a host, CEO, fashion expert and avocado for love). Gio made him get a real job.

Which is smarter - an avocado, or Tommi?

Tommy likes to give a fashion moment while loading and unloading cargo down at the docks.

Tommy is the smartest avocado/dock worker I know. And before you say something sarcastic, I can't tell you how many avocado/dock workers I've known in my life.

R483 words of wisdom

Tea time with the papa-in-law!

Where’s Tommy and his bootch? Just a boy with his bootch.

Is Gio shilling tea now?

[quote] Behind the scenes on @amazon. 📺

Note how Tommy uses the TV emoji in his tweet. Who will be the one to break the news to poor Tommy that "Amazon Live" is not a TV show?

Tommi has the BEST imaginary life!

R490 I thought you'd misspelled tee time, as in Gio and FiL were out playing golf together. Nope, they're actually just drinking tea..

The FIL is a handsome daddy. Just saying.

Tommy is the dumbest man on ‘tv’.

How many of you have your own TV 📺 show? Thought not. Haters gonna hate. Jealous fat bitches who can’t give a fashion moment to save their life.

Gio reporting on the dangers of subway trains. So dangerous!

Gio should be doing in-depth reporting on the harm that Easter can cause. What about ingesting raw egg while blowing out the inside of an egg before dying it? And can we harmed by the chemicals in Easter egg dye?

R500 Tommy would be a wreck if Gio was assigned that story! Remember how Tommy messaged Gio on Grindr because of some ridiculous danger assignment? So much danger!

Gio should do an undercover investigation into Aaron Schock and to out him. Aaron's living in a glass closet these days, so shouldn't be diffiicult to do.

Gio could use Tommy as bait for Aaron. No doubt Aaron would start lusting for Tommy's body right away. Especially his abs.

I thought the story goes that Tommy messaged Gio on Instagram, not grindr.

No, it was Grindr.

Imagine waking up each day needing to come up with something to post to brag about your life? Exhausting.

[quote]Imagine waking up each day needing to come up with something to post to brag about your life? Exhausting.

Yes, it would be exhausting, r505. But in fairness, Tommy isn't the only person who does that. Plenty of other millennial post daily. By this point, it's just become part of their everyday routine.

What? You'd like me to pretend that I'm not an A-List television personality and life transformer???

Has Tommy cut back on his Rachael Ray appearances? How has his absence affected the ratings?

Why do you think Rachael is stress eating???

Tommy's making this planet a better place. What are you bitches doing?

[quote] tommydidario Planet Earth, I jump for joy when I’m surrounded by your beauty because I just 💙 you. My friend @alwaysalejandra challenged me to share #onegreenthing I do to make a difference for our planet. Recently we bought a bunch of metal straws to keep around the house (and I even take them to set each week) to cut-down on plastic use. We all can do our small part to make this 🌎 a cleaner, safer, more majestic place. #EarthDay

So life changing! Tommy has saved the earth, single handedly.

Tommy does so much for so many. I hope he can take a little time out for himself.

On set? What major film is Tommi starring in??? Don't leave us in suspense!!!

Likely, Tommy is referring to the set of the Amazon live show he does when he says "on set."

That’s such a trashy thing to throw in. Like humble bragging. He gets off saying on set.

Damn I've never seen anyone as thirsty as Tommy.

[quote] Likely, Tommy is referring to the set of the Amazon live show he does when he says "on set."

Yes, Tommy is referring to the set of "Amazon Live," the hot new TV show that everybody is talking about. As the star of a hit TV show, Tommy enjoys a life of luxury and glamour. He is constantly being mobbed by people asking him, "Haven't I seen you on TV?" and by fans asking for his autograph. But it's not all glitz and glamour. Fame also involves hard work, like having to a go to the barber shop every week for a haircut.

I think Tommy should write a book, giving us the inside gossip on what it's like to be a top TV star.

So, he runs into both viewers?

Is he making it a fashion moment when he meets those 2 viewers?

More dangerous assignments for Gio! Tommy must be a worried mess. Gio reporting on the measles outbreak. So dangerous!!!

Is "Amazon Live" eligible for Emmy consideration?

Has it been announced that Tommy is replacing Rachael Ray as the host of her show?

I think he should be our next Oprah. So inspiring!

Watch Tommy water flowers on "Amazon Live!"

Tommy was on set watering flowers. So important!

I'm embarrassed FOR him. Poor, thirsty thing.

I think it's refreshing that Tommy gave up a career as a top model and actor so that he could pursue more creative work, like watering flowers on the set of Amazon Live. We could all learn a thing or two from Tommy's example.

R526, it’s the flowers that are thirsty, not Tommy.

How many Oscars would Tommi have by now if he hadn't generously stepped aside to allow other actors to have the spotlight? 6? 10?

Tommy posted an IG story, now deleted, criticizing ads that promote making one’s appearance “insta-grammable.” Pot calling the kettle black?

Tommy has publicly said he uses factune on his pics. Sorry T, but you can't bite the hand that feeds you!

When does the movie that Tommy wrote come out? Surely it will have a bigger box office draw than that Avengers crap.

Didn't he tease that like a year ago? Must have gone nowhere because he doesn't list screenwriter among his 24 other careers

You mean that Tommy failed at something????

Maybe Tommi left screen writing because it wasn't creatively fulfilling enough for him?

Tommi’s better at being on set in front of the camera.

No vacation?

Tommi has to be on set!! He can't be on vacation!!!

R538 exactly! Those plants can't water themselves!

Tommy is pretty smart. We're talking magna cum laude from NYU smart.

[quote] Tommy is pretty smart. We're talking magna cum laude from NYU smart.

Not only did Tommy graduate magna cum laude from NYU, but he was the first openly gay student to graduate from NYU.

Tommy is so grateful to be on set.

Tommi is the first openly gay student to graduate from college period.

[quote] No vacation?

Not a full-blown vacation, but Tommy and Gio were able to get away from NYC this weekend to watch their "bud" "slay."

[quote] tommydidario Waking up to this serene view at @foxwoods after a fun night watching our talented bud @martinezmau slay his performance with @countessluann. 🙌🏻 The 15 hour whirlwind trip is complete - back to NYC we go. 😍😎

Put on a shirt, you dope

Gio is making a damn fool of himself with this himbo. No wonder ABC doesn't take him seriously and gives him the expired tanning lotion stories.

WHIRLWIND

SO inspiring! I nabbed Gio on Grindr when he was on a dangerous assignment. So dangerous!

[quote]Tommi is the first openly gay student to graduate from college period.

Was Tommy the one who was recently bragging that he was the first gay to do something? I forget what that something is or if it was even Tommy. But I remember everyone pointing out that he was not the first gay to do it, like how everyone pointed out Sam Smith was not the first gay to win an Oscar.

R549: Tommi said he was the first gay talk show host ever. In the words of Bugs Bunny, what a maroon!

Tommy was the first gay maroon!

Tommy is the smartest gay maroon I know.

Is Tommy on set all week, or does he get a day off for some much needed R&R?

Hopefully Tommi has time to squeeze in a haircut!

Know what you're putting in your body, ingredient by ingredient. 💪🏻 Powering up with my go-to plant based protein bar from Sunwarrior. I always pack a few of these when I go on set as they do come in handy in between long takes. You know how it is. Even my makeup and wardrobe person likes them. 🌱🙌🏻 #sponsored

Tommy is.....inSUFFERABLE!

Imagine being "on set" with him all day! I'd go bonkers.

You'd think with how body conscious Tommy is, and how much he works out that he'd have a nicer ass.

[quote]Imagine being "on set" with him all day! I'd go bonkers.

But he'd have a Sunwarrior protein bar waiting for you if you needed it while on set.

He has his own make up and wardrobe person. How lovely.

Tommy is SO important to this world. We’re lucky to have him on set.

LOL Oh Tommi!!! Please never stop. He really does imagine that he's on some big budget television production! Notice that he said PERSON for hair and makeup - a job for 2 people usually.. Amazon Live is done on the cheap. It's one person throwing powder on their faces, spraying their hair and making sure all the buttons are buttoned before the cameras roll.

Tommi is SO IMPORTANT! Life changing stylist. Stay safe, Tommi. Don’t get hurt on set.

Not to disappoint or to defend Tommy in any way, but R555 added the part about being "on set" and the makeup and wardrobe person. It's not actually in the Facebook post.

The look I give when it’s time to slip into a pair of white denim on set & live my best life in @uspoloassn. 😎💐 Slip into some spring vibes with me & shop the look - link in bio. 🙃 #sponsored #USPoloAssn #LiveAuthentically

Does anyone know how to post the third picture in R564? Is it not possible?

Tommy keeps it up for "long takes." He should have been born 70 years earlier so he could have worked with such notable long take directors as John Farrow, Orson Welles, and Max Ophuls!

Does T not get the irony in shilling a product while using the hashtag #LiveAuthentically ?

Is Gio threatened by new GMA correspondent Will Reeve?

Do the SunWarrior bars pair well with Johnnie Walker?

US Polo Assn is very ghetto. Surprised Timmy would still for them.

He takes terrible photo unless he’s trying for vacant.

[quote]Surprised Timmy would still for them.

"Timmy" will "still" for anyone who pays him. He's a whore, darling.

Tommy is on set building himself a career (s).

Does the Amazon Live set go dark when Tommy takes one of his infrequent vacations?

It's cute that R579 thinks Tommi has any standards whatsoever.

Timmy!

Let's try that again.

TIMMY!

Tommy adds another career to his long list! He's going to be a host for "Mental Floss"! Can someone tell me which TV network that airs on so that I can program my DVR to record each episode?

[quote] tommydidario All smiles because I’m so excited to share that I’ll be joining @mental_floss as their newest host. 🙌🏻 Can’t wait to film a bunch of episodes with the team tomorrow! 📺🙌🏻

How does Tommy have the time to run DiDario Enterprises on top of all his other jobs? He’s amazing!

He has a team.

I imagine it’s like contributing to Huffington Post...no pay.

Wait, isn’t Metal Floss magazine about sharpening your mind and staying mentally agile? They do brain games and stuff like that to make you smart. So why in the world would they hire the dumbest, most vapid, mentally deficient, mindless airhead to be their host? It completely goes against their mission statement.

It will be a great platform for Tommi to transform even more lives!

Told y'all that Tommy is the smartest man I know!

Tommy reposts one of the Paris engagement photos and says:

[quote] No matter how many times we share this story, it never gets old

I think some people might beg to differ.

I had an erotic dream about DTM last night. He was doing unspeakably pleasurable things to me. He is THE sexiest anchorman.

Where are the Disney Princes vacationing this weekend? Surely Tommy needs some time off after announcing his new gig with Mental Floss.

As if flying beach umbrellas weren't bad enough, now we have to worry about airborne bounce houses! Gio is very concerned. Stay safe, Gio!

I really cannot wrap my head around Mental Floss hiring Tommy. That’s like Jeopardy hiring Tommy to replace Alex Trebek. What were they thinking? Does Tommy really cum across as smart to them?!

I would pay money to see a video of Gio being chased down the street by a rogue bouncy house. Tommi could only come across as smart to rocks, twigs, and possibly small children, but only if they're under the age of 3.

Tommy in the shower!

Nivea really went all out paying ALL the vapid Instahos to shill their product. Just look at this lineup. Gio should be embarrassed and ashamed to be a part of this.

Tommy is the smartest vapid Instaho I know.

ABC thinks Gio is a joke because of Tommy.

Did Nivea choose Tommi because they're coming out with a mole-away body wash?

New thread here

Nivea chose Tommy because he’s a shirtless ho. Check out all the other shirtless whores Nivea selected at R592.

Bye, Tommi.

Bye, Gio.

See you in the other thread.