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Team Gio & Tommy: The saga continues…

I see there's no other new thread for these two Disney Princelets, so here it is.

by Anonymousreply 600March 2, 2019 1:19 AM

It's about time. I was starting to get worried. What if Tommi were to describe his latest #plantbased BM and there was no one to comment on it?

by Anonymousreply 1December 7, 2018 10:55 PM

Just swinging from trees, living my best (sun) warrior life. @sunwarriortribe

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by Anonymousreply 2December 8, 2018 12:17 AM

Has Tommy been signed to host the Oscars yet?

by Anonymousreply 3December 8, 2018 4:40 AM

Thanks for starting the new thread. I was getting worried that people were tired of talking about Tommy.

by Anonymousreply 4December 8, 2018 6:30 AM

When is Tommy's next Rachel Ray appearance?

by Anonymousreply 5December 8, 2018 6:35 AM

Is Tommy getting less popular? Scary thought.

by Anonymousreply 6December 8, 2018 7:17 AM

OP should have said this is Part 26.

The previous thread, Part 25, is here.

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by Anonymousreply 7December 9, 2018 4:25 AM

Mahalo for the memories, Hawaii!

Tommy must be sad that the vacation is over. Soon, it will be back to the daily grind of posing for photos, selling Amazon shit, and pretending to be a TV host.

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by Anonymousreply 8December 9, 2018 4:32 AM

It appears that they've already changed into their airplane attire.

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by Anonymousreply 9December 9, 2018 4:37 AM

Gio’s veneers scare the children

by Anonymousreply 10December 9, 2018 11:10 AM

[quote]It appears that they've already changed into their airplane attire.

LOL! So true!

by Anonymousreply 11December 9, 2018 12:16 PM

Even for winter flights? Must get cold...

by Anonymousreply 12December 10, 2018 6:50 PM

Who can ever forget their previous airline attire?

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by Anonymousreply 13December 10, 2018 6:58 PM

Tommi is hosting the Oscars!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 14December 10, 2018 7:01 PM

Weird reference but does anyone remember Roselyn Sanchez' character "Carmen" from Devious Maids? Driven entirely to being a "famous singer" and trying out all manner of venues to get at it --- maybe Tommy will have better luck in trying to be a TV host. I can totally see her character taking on an Amazon gig.

by Anonymousreply 15December 11, 2018 1:43 AM

What no one will say is that the recent downturn in the stock market was entirely due to Tommi being on vacation instead of shilling products. The wheels of commerce depend totally on Tommi!

by Anonymousreply 16December 11, 2018 12:52 PM

I understand there is a Chief of Staff position open at the White House. Maybe Tommy should submit an application.

by Anonymousreply 17December 11, 2018 9:58 PM

Straw hat in NYC in the winter?

[quote]tommydidario Is it acceptable to wear straw hats in 36 degree weather? Asking for a friend. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #MissingHawaii 🙃 Loved talking all things tech with you today! See you guys back on @Amazon Live tomorrow. 💙

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by Anonymousreply 18December 13, 2018 6:02 AM

Tommy the philosopher:

[quote]tommydidario The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. -Eleanor Roosevelt #wednesdaywisdom

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by Anonymousreply 19December 13, 2018 6:03 AM

Oy, that ill-fitting suit is giving me less than my best life!

Is this it? After 26 threads will our interest in Tommy and Gio finally have cooled for good? I mean, it wasn't so long ago that all we ever posted about was the latest Cheyanne Jackson shenanigans, remember all that? It seemed we'd never tire of him! Now? Nothing!

by Anonymousreply 20December 13, 2018 7:14 AM

I will give it to Tommi - this gig with Amazon Live is the steadiest thing he's done in years. But who else is missing him not doing another signature holiday tie collection???

by Anonymousreply 21December 13, 2018 12:16 PM

[quote] It’s been a whirlwind lately & I couldn’t feel more grateful for all the love y’all have been giving. So sending some 💙 right back. Happy almost weekend. 🙌🏻

It's been a whirlwind! Tommy has been so busy lately. I don't know how he manages to do it all. It's been a whole five days since his last vacation. Thank God the weekend is almost here.

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by Anonymousreply 22December 14, 2018 11:14 AM

Tommi has a 4-hour work week. Isn't that enough!!!!

by Anonymousreply 23December 14, 2018 12:27 PM

#TommysTrends: ‘Tis the season to smell intoxicating.🎄😏 I’m a sucker for this woodsy fragrance from @poloralphlauren.

Check out my stories for more info on one on my stocking stuffer picks this season! 🎅🏼 #RLFragrancesPartner #PoloRed #sponsored

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by Anonymousreply 24December 15, 2018 1:58 AM

I miss Tommi selling his holiday ties! Another one of his careers that has gone kaput.

by Anonymousreply 25December 15, 2018 4:22 AM

lol the tank top airplane thing was hilarious...it was before Tommy had tons of followers so he responded to all the negative comments on his instagram. He wasn't expecting backlash at all.

by Anonymousreply 26December 15, 2018 4:30 AM

What’s up with the puffy eyes and dark eye circles at r22? Is he sick, or nursing a particularly fierce hangover?

by Anonymousreply 27December 15, 2018 6:43 AM

Who else is hitting the gym this weekend?

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by Anonymousreply 28December 15, 2018 5:53 PM

After very hard working week they surely deserve vacation.

by Anonymousreply 29December 15, 2018 6:27 PM

Does Crunch really allow you to workout shirtless?

by Anonymousreply 30December 15, 2018 6:44 PM

Tommy's body looks amazing. Giving up the vegan life has really cut down his puffiness and given him a more cut look. Processed soy is the worst and I'm glad our boys discovered that.

by Anonymousreply 31December 15, 2018 9:46 PM

[quote] Giving up the vegan life has really cut down his puffiness and given him a more cut look.

He only quit veganism about two weeks ago, so I doubt it's had much of an effect yet.

by Anonymousreply 32December 16, 2018 12:02 AM

Gio told Don Lemon that since Tommi came to his senses and cut the vegan bullshit, he farts way less now and the odor no longer clears a room.

by Anonymousreply 33December 16, 2018 12:25 AM

Holiday parties continue with this beautiful group. ❤️

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by Anonymousreply 34December 16, 2018 5:46 AM

I wish Gio and Tommy would post more PDA, so cute together.

by Anonymousreply 35December 16, 2018 3:52 PM

Was Tommi unaware of where the camera was?? He always places himself firmly in front of any photo.

by Anonymousreply 36December 16, 2018 6:45 PM

He was trying to stifle a fart and got distracted.

by Anonymousreply 37December 16, 2018 9:10 PM

These boys are SO basic.

by Anonymousreply 38December 16, 2018 9:17 PM

Mo, mo, mo! Merry Christmas!

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by Anonymousreply 39December 16, 2018 9:23 PM

Holy homosexuals!

by Anonymousreply 40December 17, 2018 8:16 AM

I wish just one of Tommi's Instagram posts would be captioned 'Had a fucking shit weekend surrounded by grindingly tedious so-called friends, and family who barely tolerate my lame shit. On top of this my 'career' is going nowhere. My life just blows.'

by Anonymousreply 41December 17, 2018 8:35 AM

R41 LOL! If only.

by Anonymousreply 42December 17, 2018 8:43 AM

Truthfulness isn't really a part of Tommi's brand, R41.

by Anonymousreply 43December 17, 2018 11:33 PM

Tommy is the smartest man(nequin) I know.

by Anonymousreply 44December 17, 2018 11:37 PM

Gio reported on the best place to sit on an airplane. Near the bathroom of course! That way you can watch all the men go in there and stare at their crotch.

by Anonymousreply 45December 18, 2018 12:31 PM

Dancing at the World News Tonight holiday party with the mentor!

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by Anonymousreply 46December 19, 2018 1:06 AM

Just embarrassing!

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by Anonymousreply 47December 19, 2018 12:59 PM

forget Tommy...who's his cute co-host?

by Anonymousreply 48December 19, 2018 6:00 PM

Gods, Tommi is such a fucking dweeb.

by Anonymousreply 49December 19, 2018 11:22 PM

I understand that Amazon had to go offline for a while yesterday. So many people were tuning in to see Tommy hawking stuff on Amazon Live that it crashed Amazon's servers and brought down their whole massive infrastructure.

by Anonymousreply 50December 19, 2018 11:34 PM

Is Tommy awake at R46?

by Anonymousreply 51December 19, 2018 11:36 PM

[quote] Is Tommy awake at [R46]?

We drugged him so that we wouldn't have to listen to him babbling on and on about himself.

by Anonymousreply 52December 19, 2018 11:40 PM

Where are Tommys ties?????? And his youtube channel???

by Anonymousreply 53December 20, 2018 2:40 AM

[quote] Where are Tommys ties??????

Tommy's ties are still available (except for The Confident Leader and The Life of the Party, which are sold out). Everyone's favorite, The Winter Chill, is still available. Order yours today!

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by Anonymousreply 54December 20, 2018 2:53 AM

It appears that Tommy's Amazon Live hosting gig is turning out to be a huge success. You bitches can mock him all you want, but he's becoming a full-fledged celebrity!

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by Anonymousreply 55December 21, 2018 7:15 AM

I think everything he does is huge success.

by Anonymousreply 56December 21, 2018 7:49 AM

Those ties are beyond hideous. Those labeled sold out must have been shipped off to job lot to sell at pennies on the dollar.

by Anonymousreply 57December 21, 2018 10:34 AM

Gio just did a report for Nightline on Torch Song Trilogy.

by Anonymousreply 58December 22, 2018 7:48 AM

Does Gio suck the cock?

by Anonymousreply 59December 22, 2018 9:39 AM

[quote] Does Gio suck the cock?

Yes, but with his huge teeth, it's a combination of sucking and biting.

by Anonymousreply 60December 22, 2018 10:58 AM

Gio does have the huge choppers. Chicklet teefs.

by Anonymousreply 61December 22, 2018 11:25 AM

'Tis the season to be shilling.

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by Anonymousreply 62December 22, 2018 3:56 PM

That’s another disturbing photo.

by Anonymousreply 63December 22, 2018 5:14 PM

There’s something wrong with Tommi.

by Anonymousreply 64December 22, 2018 5:30 PM

Did Tommi just wake up in that photo? And the douche-wear has got to god though at least it all appears to be adult size

by Anonymousreply 65December 22, 2018 5:59 PM

Tommy's profile at SunWarrior's website. Tommy is now claiming to work for Rachael Ray, Amazon and ABC. How does he juggle three broadcast jobs at the same time?

[quote] Tommy is an on-air Lifestyle Expert (the Rachael Ray Show, Amazon, ABC) covering men’s fashion, grooming, travel, health, wellness and fitness. GQ magazine recruited him to be one of their exclusive GQ Insiders where he covers and works with the biggest global brands. Tommy hosts speaking engagements related to health, fashion and wellness at different events throughout the country. He currently reaches more than 1 million people monthly across his social media platforms. Tommy also is the CEO of a self-owned marketing & branding consulting company, working with a range of clients in the fashion, wellness, beverage, restaurant and beauty industries. He is currently based in New York City.

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by Anonymousreply 66December 23, 2018 1:44 AM

I know that Tommy isn’t the only one who does this, but saying that he reaches more than 1 million people across social media platforms is a lie. You can bet that many of his followers are duplicates. They follow him on insta, facebook, twitter etc so his actual number of songular followers is much lower. But then again, Tommy is the expert at exaggerating.

by Anonymousreply 67December 23, 2018 3:23 AM

when's his next Rachael Ray appearance happening? He taped it a few weeks ago I think

by Anonymousreply 68December 23, 2018 4:05 AM

[quote] when's his next Rachael Ray appearance happening? He taped it a few weeks ago I think

I'm sure the Rachael Ray staff is saving the segment for just the right moment.

by Anonymousreply 69December 23, 2018 6:37 AM

The right moment: the apocalypse

by Anonymousreply 70December 23, 2018 2:03 PM

When will we see their Christmas tree gifts etc? I bet they have wonderful perfect Christmas full of love.

by Anonymousreply 71December 23, 2018 2:29 PM

Everything. Absolutely everything about their lives are PERFECT! Everything.

by Anonymousreply 72December 23, 2018 2:42 PM

Cheers!

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by Anonymousreply 73December 23, 2018 4:52 PM

I can't explain why, but Tommi looks like a walking petri dish. You wonder how much cum he guzzled before snagging poor, naîve Gio.

by Anonymousreply 74December 23, 2018 6:02 PM

Tommy did NOT meet Gio on Grindr. lol #yeahright

by Anonymousreply 75December 23, 2018 10:17 PM

They did not meet on grindr, fool. They met on IG. Gio was about to go on a dangerous assignment and announced it on IG. As fate would have it, Tommy came upon Gio's IG profile the same day. Being his usual nice self, Tommy wished Gio luck on the assignment. Gio thought that was incredibly sweet of Tommy, they started chatting and got to know each other, and the rest is history. Grindr does not factor into the equation.

by Anonymousreply 76December 24, 2018 6:26 AM

Have they talked about children at all yet?

by Anonymousreply 77December 24, 2018 6:38 AM

R76 When has Gio ever been on a dangerous assignment? lol

by Anonymousreply 78December 24, 2018 9:21 AM

Of course they didn't meet on Grindr.

by Anonymousreply 79December 24, 2018 4:42 PM

THEY MET ON INSTAGRAM! CASE CLOSED!!!

by Anonymousreply 80December 24, 2018 4:45 PM

They met on Instagram after Tommy sent Gio a dick pic.

by Anonymousreply 81December 24, 2018 4:47 PM

They met on Grindr after Tommy sent Gio a dick pic.

by Anonymousreply 82December 24, 2018 4:48 PM

you don't think Tommy would have sent an ass shot?

by Anonymousreply 83December 24, 2018 6:12 PM

Bestie's in town for the holidays.

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by Anonymousreply 84December 24, 2018 6:24 PM

[quote]THEY MET ON INSTAGRAM! CASE CLOSED!!!

THEY MET ON INSTAGRAM! CASE CLOSETED!!!

Fixed it for ya.

by Anonymousreply 85December 24, 2018 8:23 PM

Tommi sent Gio some sleazy picture and the rest is history. Dim, dumb Gio was firmly in the clutches of the gold digging, social climbing Tommi.

by Anonymousreply 86December 24, 2018 10:01 PM

Tommy's sister-in-law got creative

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by Anonymousreply 87December 25, 2018 3:33 AM

^^ so funny! Very original

by Anonymousreply 88December 25, 2018 5:31 AM

I love Mentor's dirty, nasty, skank look. Raw sex! He just looks like he knows how to throw a brutal fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 89December 25, 2018 6:16 AM

Husband gifts

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by Anonymousreply 90December 25, 2018 3:48 PM

They may not be women or have children (yet), but Gio and Tommy are definitely fraus.

by Anonymousreply 91December 25, 2018 4:08 PM

The greatest Christmas gift of all!

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by Anonymousreply 92December 25, 2018 6:55 PM

Even at Christmastime they're repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 93December 25, 2018 6:59 PM

Aren't they just the most beautiful couple ever?

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by Anonymousreply 94December 26, 2018 3:46 AM

R94 They are.

by Anonymousreply 95December 26, 2018 7:52 AM

Jaymes and Jonathan give them a run for their money.

by Anonymousreply 96December 26, 2018 4:25 PM

Yes, R94, they sure are!

by Anonymousreply 97December 26, 2018 4:27 PM

They are perfect in every way! Not. You just know that they have marital issues. You messaged me on Grindr Tommy. How do I know that you’re not still doing that to other men on ‘dangerous assignments’?

by Anonymousreply 98December 26, 2018 4:31 PM

Our perfect lives are our gift to you, shared freely every day on Instagram. We hope that seeing pictures of every detail of our amazing lives will bring a smile to your ugly faces and some joy to your miserable lives. Maybe one day you, too, can be as perfect as we are. In the meantime, please continue liking our posts and commenting to remind us how beautiful and amazing we are. It's always nice to receive validation.

You're welcome.

by Anonymousreply 99December 26, 2018 7:45 PM

just saw the preview caption for the Jan 2nd episode of Rachael Ray's show (next Wednesday)...1 segment is about giving someone a makeover...could that be the episode Tommy recently filmed? He didn't announce it yet though

by Anonymousreply 100December 27, 2018 3:18 AM

[quote] could that be the episode Tommy recently filmed? He didn't announce it yet though

Maybe Tommy doesn't plan to announce it. He doesn't want to brag or call attention to himself, and he figures that people who are interested in watching will find it on their own.

by Anonymousreply 101December 27, 2018 3:51 AM

R101 That’s one of the many things of him I like. Tommy never wants attention to himself.

by Anonymousreply 102December 27, 2018 7:23 AM

Gio could have done so much better. Phillip Mena from NBC is SO much hotter than Tommy. You traded down, Gio. Never trust Grindr and someone who messages you out of the blue.

by Anonymousreply 103December 27, 2018 8:17 AM

[quote]He doesn't want to brag or call attention to himself, and he figures that people who are interested in watching will find it on their own.

Yes, Tommy is the very definition of modesty. He never wants to call attention to himself.

by Anonymousreply 104December 27, 2018 12:50 PM

They should call up Mayim Bialik and bring some of their perfect holiday joy into her sad, sad life.

by Anonymousreply 105December 27, 2018 12:57 PM

Tommi would be happy in a quiet, nondescript office job, but the world has demanded that he spend his life on camera, sharing his light with the world! We thank you for your sacrifices Tommi!!!!

by Anonymousreply 106December 27, 2018 2:49 PM

Whit Johnson has been sitting at the GMA anchor desk for about 9 days in a row now because of vacations. He is obviously ABC’s crown jewel. What happened to Gio’s rising star?

by Anonymousreply 107December 29, 2018 12:17 PM

R107 Tommy did and their endless vacations and life on social media.

by Anonymousreply 108December 29, 2018 12:48 PM

Now Tommy and Gio are in Iceland! It's been what -- two weeks? -- since their last vacation in Hawaii (and yet Tommy continues to whine about how busy his schedule is and how hard he works). How does Gio manage to get so much time off from ABC?

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by Anonymousreply 109December 29, 2018 4:22 PM

R109 They deserve it. They work very hard and need their time off to relax and to be with one another.

by Anonymousreply 110December 29, 2018 6:31 PM

Touring underground lava rock wine cellar 😍

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by Anonymousreply 111December 29, 2018 9:00 PM

Well they didn't go to the same place again for a change! I hope there are shirtless pics of them in the hot springs.

by Anonymousreply 112December 29, 2018 9:16 PM

Wait, they’re seriously on vacation again?!? How is Tommy able to get all this time off? Does he have endless PTO?

by Anonymousreply 113December 29, 2018 10:03 PM

Seriously can't believe someone in such demand as Tommy can even take a vacation.*

by Anonymousreply 114December 29, 2018 10:12 PM

With all of the non-stop posing, posting, and promoting, Tommy is always working. Even vacations aren't really vacations for Tommy. He is a true workhorse. I don't know how he does it.

by Anonymousreply 115December 29, 2018 11:07 PM

Hoping that Tommi will post a shirtless pic is rather like hoping that the sun will rise in the east

by Anonymousreply 116December 29, 2018 11:51 PM

They're such bourgeois dimwits, still holding up matching glasses to photograph every time they order a drink, as if it is a clever and welcomed bit of sophistication, rather than an unoriginal, tired ass trope, signifying nothing but their empty noggins! CLINK!

Tommy's Sear's Catalogue modeling style is so fitting. After years of observing his single vacant pose, I now see it is a tribute to the bygone era of catalogue shopping! It harkens back to the glory days of the International Male catalogue, yet without even a hint of irony! How DOES he do it?

by Anonymousreply 117December 30, 2018 7:39 AM

Tommy’s life is a goal, to all of us.

by Anonymousreply 118December 30, 2018 8:09 AM

What dolts!

by Anonymousreply 119December 30, 2018 2:40 PM

Feeling so grateful. 🙏🏻 This has been on my bucket list for a long time. What a dream swimming in the Blue Lagoon. Iceland, I just love you. ❄️💙

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by Anonymousreply 120December 30, 2018 4:24 PM

Only the most basic tourists go to the Blue Lagoon. Insiders know of smaller, natural, less insanely crowded hot springs on the island.

by Anonymousreply 121December 30, 2018 4:32 PM

Insufferable. G&T are morons.

by Anonymousreply 122December 30, 2018 4:33 PM

Speaking of The Blue Lagoon, why can't Tommy and Gio be like Brooke Shields and Christopher Atkins, shipwrecked on an island with no contact with the rest of human civilization?

by Anonymousreply 123December 30, 2018 5:17 PM

Feeling so grateful he bagged himself a meal-ticket. Fuck, he's so annoying.

by Anonymousreply 124December 30, 2018 5:27 PM

Tommy is always so grateful.

by Anonymousreply 125December 30, 2018 5:34 PM

[quote] Iceland, I just love you. ❄️💙

Whoa! Let's take this relationship slowly.

by Anonymousreply 126December 30, 2018 5:39 PM

R125 That’s why he is so loved here. Modesty suits him well.

by Anonymousreply 127December 30, 2018 5:47 PM

Do they ever do anything that's not expected and pedestrian?

by Anonymousreply 128December 30, 2018 6:47 PM

So predictable.

by Anonymousreply 129December 30, 2018 11:37 PM

[quote]How does Gio manage to get so much time off from ABC?

Trust us -- we're fine with it.

by Anonymousreply 130December 31, 2018 12:37 AM

R130 lol. The less Gio, the better.

by Anonymousreply 131December 31, 2018 3:22 AM

But how does Tommy get so much time off from his company?

by Anonymousreply 132January 1, 2019 12:53 AM

[quote] But how does Tommy get so much time off from his company?

Tommy is the CEO of DiDario Inc., so he can probably take a vacation whenever he chooses. He probably delegates a lot of the work to the middle managers or to the ordinary employees. But I'm sure Tommy is always on call during his vacations, ready to react if something big happens back at DiDario Inc.'s headquarters in NYC.

by Anonymousreply 133January 1, 2019 1:34 AM

What a way to say farewell to 2018! We went hiking through one of Iceland’s longest lava caves, Raufarhólshellir. A volcanic eruption 5,200 years ago created this underground lava palace. The colors you see are all natural; minerals on the surface of the rocks tell a tale thousands of years in the making.

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by Anonymousreply 134January 1, 2019 1:37 AM

Tommy's take

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by Anonymousreply 135January 1, 2019 1:38 AM

Does anyone fucking care?

by Anonymousreply 136January 1, 2019 2:06 AM

Tommy looks so skinny now. Could he be poz?

by Anonymousreply 137January 1, 2019 3:35 AM

He's just working off the food baby weight.

by Anonymousreply 138January 1, 2019 3:39 AM

R136 Yes, we all here care deeply.

by Anonymousreply 139January 1, 2019 7:43 AM

As the clock struck midnight in Iceland, the enchanting Northern Lights dazzled above us. If this is a sign for what’s to come, then this year sure is going to be magical. Wishing you a 2019 you dream of. ✨

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by Anonymousreply 140January 1, 2019 3:29 PM

Jesus Christ, that cave could have been Gio's perfect opportunity to tragically 'lose' deadweight Tommi!

by Anonymousreply 141January 1, 2019 3:37 PM

They're going to be together forever.

by Anonymousreply 142January 1, 2019 3:38 PM

[quote] If this is a sign for what’s to come, then this year sure is going to be magical.

Of course it is. EVERY year is magical for Tommy and Gio!

by Anonymousreply 143January 1, 2019 4:30 PM

So magical! So original.

by Anonymousreply 144January 1, 2019 4:51 PM

Gio's caption

[quote]What a remarkable New Year’s Eve in Iceland. Since we landed on Saturday, our dream was to see the Northern Lights—the elusive Aurora that may or may not show its bright & majestic face. Night after night, we couldn’t see them; the nights were too cloudy and the solar activity wasn’t strong enough. Then, just minutes before the strike of midnight last night—as we were counting down to the new year—the Northern Lights appeared and stayed with us into 2019, draping over the horizon as fireworks lit up the towns below (swipe for pic). Mother Nature always finds a way to inspire us, doesn’t she? As we head back to New York, I wish you and your loved ones a brilliant 2019.

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by Anonymousreply 145January 1, 2019 4:52 PM

They are completely obnoxious.

by Anonymousreply 146January 1, 2019 4:59 PM

I hope Tommy files a book report on Iceland. I can't wait to read more about their amazing adventures. Tommy hasn't been writing many book reports lately. I guess he's been so busy with his hosting career that his career as a writer has had to take a back seat.

by Anonymousreply 147January 1, 2019 5:02 PM

Their teeth are brighter than the norther lights!

by Anonymousreply 148January 1, 2019 6:37 PM

[quote]Tommy looks so skinny now. Could he be poz?

Yes, Tommy is always positive. He says that’s his trademark. Always full of positivity.

by Anonymousreply 149January 1, 2019 8:07 PM

Yes Gio, the Northern Lights occurred Just for you and Tommi! The world owes you a debt of gratitude!!!

by Anonymousreply 150January 1, 2019 11:51 PM

When in Iceland, wrap a blanket around yourself, and make it fashion. 🤷🏼‍♂️

#fitness #fitnessmotivation #fitspo #fitnesslife #mensfashion #plantbased #plantbaseddiet #plantbasedfood #plantbasedlife #pescatarian #workout #fitnessfood #fitnessinspiration #iceland #icelandtravel #iceland🇮🇸

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by Anonymousreply 151January 3, 2019 2:45 AM

That would make it a fashion faux pas, Tommy.

by Anonymousreply 152January 3, 2019 2:48 AM

Tommy is a leader in fashion.

by Anonymousreply 153January 3, 2019 2:52 AM

Contrary to what you bitches keep claiming, they did NOT meet on grindr. They've never even had grindr profiles...that's just not their thing. They actually met on IG. Gio was about to head out on a dangerous assignment, and posted as much on IG. Tommy came across Gio's profile and wished Gio a safe return. Gio thought that was so sweet and nice of Tommy, and the rest is history.

by Anonymousreply 154January 3, 2019 2:55 AM

G&T can't compete.

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by Anonymousreply 155January 3, 2019 2:55 AM

Tommi, what you are doing is making yourself look even more stupid and shallow than usual.

by Anonymousreply 156January 3, 2019 3:35 AM

[quote] When in Iceland, wrap a blanket around yourself, and make it fashion

Maybe Tommy can do a makeover segment for Rachael Ray where he takes lumpy, dumpy husbands and makes them look fashionable by taking them to Iceland and wrapping blankets around them.

by Anonymousreply 157January 3, 2019 3:54 AM

R151 even then and there he thought fashion

by Anonymousreply 158January 3, 2019 7:08 AM

r154, Well, the 4th anniversary of them meeting on Instagram is coming up on Sunday. Tommy sent that IG message to Gio on Jan. 6 in 2015.

Here's what Gio had to say when he posted that IG shot two years ago:

[quote]giobenitez Two years ago today, I received the Instagram add and Direct Message that would mark the beginning of a new, exciting adventure of love. I was covering a story in Kentucky and on a plane back to NY when I saw @tommydidario's classy DM with a pic from midtown Manhattan. So glad I wrote back. ❤ #ModernLove #FlashbackFriday

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by Anonymousreply 159January 3, 2019 9:56 AM

You know they’ll be all over that again. Anything to remind us how perfect their love is.

by Anonymousreply 160January 3, 2019 10:03 AM

[quote] giobenitez ... I was covering a story in Kentucky and on a plane back to NY when I saw @tommydidario's classy DM with a pic from midtown Manhattan. So glad I wrote back.

I'm glad you wrote back too! All of the other gay celebrities and news personalities that I messaged had ignored me, and I was starting to get desperate.

by Anonymousreply 161January 3, 2019 11:21 AM

The Grindr hookup!

by Anonymousreply 162January 3, 2019 11:34 AM

We Icelanders do not wear blankets outdoors to keep warm. We are laughing at Tommy's photo.

by Anonymousreply 163January 3, 2019 12:55 PM

Right R161. Can you imagine how many gay celebrities Tommi stalked on social media before he finally snared dimbo Gio?

by Anonymousreply 164January 3, 2019 1:18 PM

R164 What do you imply? Tommy would never had done such thing. Gio has always been his first choice. We average gays cannot understand their level of unity and love.

by Anonymousreply 165January 3, 2019 1:25 PM

When will Tommy release his new line of self approved butt plugs?

by Anonymousreply 166January 3, 2019 2:08 PM

So, the "dangerous" story Gio was covering was in Kentucky? I thought he was headed to Afghanistan.

by Anonymousreply 167January 3, 2019 2:11 PM

[quote] So, the "dangerous" story Gio was covering was in Kentucky?

There was no "dangerous assignment." R154 was just making up that part.

by Anonymousreply 168January 3, 2019 2:22 PM

Gio has never been on a dangerous assignment. Unless you count the ladder he had to stand on to drop a cell phone to see if it breaks. I think the ladder was 4 feet tall. Very dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 169January 3, 2019 2:28 PM

Who was sitting in for DTM on New Year's Day? I caught a glimpse of it on the TV at the gym and it looked like Gio, but now I hear he was in Iceland for the new year.

by Anonymousreply 170January 3, 2019 2:30 PM

[quote]When will Tommy release his new line of self approved butt plugs?

He's still trying to find a way to make them plant-based.

by Anonymousreply 171January 3, 2019 3:17 PM

There was a BREAKING NEWS announcement about a month ago. Tommi's ditched the plants because he craves The Sausage too much.

by Anonymousreply 172January 3, 2019 3:33 PM

Has Tommy every tasted Gio's sausage?

by Anonymousreply 173January 3, 2019 3:56 PM

Tommy and David Tyler Muir were at the same ABC New Christmas party together and even had their photo taken together! WOW.

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by Anonymousreply 174January 3, 2019 11:27 PM

Tommy giving full on douche face per usual.

by Anonymousreply 175January 3, 2019 11:30 PM

Tommi has 2 looks - douche or dumb.

by Anonymousreply 176January 3, 2019 11:41 PM

Tommy is the smartest douche I know.

by Anonymousreply 177January 4, 2019 12:18 AM

[quote]When will Tommy release his new line of self approved butt plugs?

[quote]He's still trying to find a way to make them plant-based.

He's still trying to figure to where the butt plugs go. Tommi is living proof of the adage, "he couldn't find his own ass with a roadmap and a flashlight."

by Anonymousreply 178January 4, 2019 12:36 AM

You'd think the claws would have been out if Tommy and David Tyler Muir were at the same party. But Tommy must not have been too catty was toward David if DTM agreed to have his picture taken with Tommy.

Meanwhile Gio looks kinda smug in the photo.

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by Anonymousreply 179January 4, 2019 12:51 AM

Tommy can't wait to entertain us in 2019! Let the journey begin!

[quote] tommydidario Throwing it back to a few days ago in Iceland. ❄️🤣 As much as I’ve cherished some time off for the holidays, I’m excited to get back to work next week & provide you with an all-new year of entertainment. 🕺🏼Let’s kick off this journey, 2019!

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by Anonymousreply 180January 4, 2019 4:14 PM

Uh, just how did he entertain us in 2018, other than taking off his clothes?

Thanks for that, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 181January 4, 2019 4:18 PM

Tommi provides endless opportunities for us to mock him, so I guess that counts as entertainment. But what is this "work" that Tommi refers to?

by Anonymousreply 182January 4, 2019 5:11 PM

Tommy has that hmmmmmm so Gio slept with him before me look.

by Anonymousreply 183January 4, 2019 6:17 PM

The color and contrast in Tommy's photo at r180 is way off.

by Anonymousreply 184January 4, 2019 8:28 PM

Mentor has some disappointing legs... I also call a shirtless DTM photo by July.

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by Anonymousreply 185January 5, 2019 1:08 AM

Mentor is much hotter than both T & G.

by Anonymousreply 186January 5, 2019 1:28 AM

DTM is much hotter because he looks capable of complex thoughts. Tommi and Gio look like their mental capacities extends about as far as "oh! shiny object!"

by Anonymousreply 187January 5, 2019 5:54 PM

Fitness isn’t about being better than someone else. It’s about being better than YOU used to be. 💪🏻 Let’s jump into 2019 being good to our body, mind and spirit. 🙏🏻👌🏻

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by Anonymousreply 188January 5, 2019 6:05 PM

More household dangers from Gio! Our medicines may be killing us!

"Could potentially dangerous meds be getting into our homes ... (dramatic pause) ... and our bodies?"

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by Anonymousreply 189January 5, 2019 6:47 PM

when's that episode Tommy filmed for Rachael Ray coming on? It seems she tapes far in advance of the air date

by Anonymousreply 190January 5, 2019 7:23 PM

Gio, which is more dangerous? Contaminated meds or expired sunscreen lotions?

by Anonymousreply 191January 5, 2019 7:23 PM

Tommy actually looks better when he doesn't have the vacant ken doll stare that occupies 99% of his pictures.

by Anonymousreply 192January 5, 2019 9:48 PM

Gio is in such danger all the time! No wonder Tommy messaged him on Grindr.

by Anonymousreply 193January 5, 2019 10:25 PM

Sunday is the FOUR year anniversary of Tommy messaging Gio on Instagram (or possibly Grindr), thus initiating their relationship!!

by Anonymousreply 194January 5, 2019 10:53 PM

The instagram story is just a cover. Instgram is a little more respected than Grindr so they’re trying to save face.

by Anonymousreply 195January 5, 2019 10:56 PM

They actually met on Christian Mingle.

by Anonymousreply 196January 5, 2019 11:17 PM

No, they met on Ashley Madison. Tommy thought he was messaging Josh Duggar but got Gio by mistake.

by Anonymousreply 197January 6, 2019 10:16 AM

Muir is so much hotter than those two mannequins. Is Muir gay? What do we know?

by Anonymousreply 198January 6, 2019 3:34 PM

Yes, Muir is gay and lives with a guy

by Anonymousreply 199January 6, 2019 5:17 PM

Ready to strut into 2019 by kicking off an all-new season of Amazon Live tomorrow!

Tune in at 11am EST to catch me discussing the hottest new deals & trends. Just scroll down to the “Total Deals Live” video player on amazon.com & enjoy the show! 🙌🏻

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by Anonymousreply 200January 6, 2019 11:10 PM

The sales must skyrocket when our Tommi is on! I buy everything that he recommends!!!!

by Anonymousreply 201January 6, 2019 11:33 PM

Kicked off the all-new season of Amazon Live talking all things sleep (😴) & fitness (💪🏻) with my lovely co-host @neha_joy.

Which emoji are you feeling today?!

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by Anonymousreply 202January 8, 2019 1:52 AM

“Which emojis are you feeling?”

Grow up son.

by Anonymousreply 203January 8, 2019 1:55 AM

Wow, his show is on season 2 already. And all of you said it wouldn’t last. Jealous queens, all of you.

[quote]Which emoji are you feeling today?!

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻👏🏼🦹🏿‍♀️🧛🏼‍♀️

by Anonymousreply 204January 8, 2019 1:56 AM

Is there a dolt emoji?

by Anonymousreply 205January 8, 2019 1:57 AM

He has a cohost now??.. 🤔

by Anonymousreply 206January 8, 2019 2:07 AM

Of course he has a cohost now. I need to be able to bounce off someone and riff and have witty repartay.

by Anonymousreply 207January 8, 2019 3:07 AM

Gio needs to tell Tommi to knock if off with that idiotic squinty eye, pursed lip look that Tommi mistakenly thinks makes him look rakish and smart. It makes him look even more dopey than usual.

by Anonymousreply 208January 8, 2019 3:23 AM

Is Tommy going to try and get pregnant this year? Or is he too busy with his various careers? His timeclock is ticking.......

by Anonymousreply 209January 8, 2019 8:20 PM

look who's back in Brazil

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by Anonymousreply 210January 9, 2019 5:55 PM

Dr. James in Brazil: you in danger, gurl!

by Anonymousreply 211January 9, 2019 6:26 PM

Has Gio been relegated back to the 2 am shift because gay Kendis left? Oh Gio.

by Anonymousreply 212January 9, 2019 6:56 PM

Where is Kendis heading?

by Anonymousreply 213January 9, 2019 6:58 PM

R213 oh I'm excited!! BIG promotion! I just checked Kendis' latest instagram post and he responded in the comments he's going to start doing MSNBC weekends 2-4 PM

now keep in mind doing the late night shift, Kendis did a mix of serious and silly news stories. At MSNBC he'll be doing almost all serious so this is proof that the transition can be made. Gio should look into this

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by Anonymousreply 214January 9, 2019 7:12 PM

Is Gio just filling in on the Overnight News until they find a new male anchor?

Or is Gio the new male anchor?

by Anonymousreply 215January 9, 2019 9:37 PM

R215 they've had several different male fill-in co-hosts since Kendis left so I don't think they've settled on anyone. Gio is surely in contention though

by Anonymousreply 216January 9, 2019 10:32 PM

Go for it, Gio! Get that 2am anchor slot! Hundreds of people watch.

by Anonymousreply 217January 9, 2019 10:40 PM

When ABC needs a fill in at 2 am, when no one is watching, they call Gio. When George, Robin and David Muir were off during the holidays and they needed a fill in, they called Whit Johnson and Tom Llamas. Poor Gio. Disrespected, again. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 218January 9, 2019 10:45 PM

Gio and Tommy should co-anchor the overnight news!

by Anonymousreply 219January 9, 2019 10:50 PM

yeah you don't get a lot of overnight viewers but look at Kendis-he just used it as a stepping stone and now he's getting a daytime weekend slot. From there he might eventually be a weekday presenter. Gio could follow that path too

by Anonymousreply 220January 9, 2019 10:52 PM

[quote]look who's back in Brazil

WE.

DON'T.

CARE!

by Anonymousreply 221January 9, 2019 11:02 PM

David Tyler Muir started with ABC on the overnight news.

Anderson Cooper also started on with ABC's overnight news.

by Anonymousreply 222January 9, 2019 11:18 PM

Why did Kendis have to quit? His new job is only 4 hours total! 2-4pm weekends. What is he going to do the rest of the week?

by Anonymousreply 223January 9, 2019 11:22 PM

[quote] His new job is only 4 hours total!

Wow. That sounds like a heavy workload!

by Anonymousreply 224January 9, 2019 11:27 PM

[quote]Wow. That sounds like a heavy workload!

Kendis tough. He can handle the hard work week.

by Anonymousreply 225January 9, 2019 11:37 PM

David Muir started with the 2 am news. Correct. David moved up. Gio has been a constant fill in for 2 am news for 6 years now. Gio is NOT moving up on the ABC chain. Could it be that Tommy is not helping Gio forward his career? Gio seems to be stuck. No forward advancement. Whit Johnson came in and very very quickly bypassed Gio!

by Anonymousreply 226January 10, 2019 1:36 AM

Gio already works 16 hours a day. How much more can the man take?

by Anonymousreply 227January 10, 2019 2:00 AM

R223 because I doubt MSNBC and ABC would allow someone to anchor shows on both networks?

R224 lmao

by Anonymousreply 228January 10, 2019 2:33 AM

Just a few of the many headlines overnight. Great to be with my friend @janai.norman on #AmericaThisMorning and @abcwnn this morning.

Such a talented team working tirelessly in the early morning hours to bring you the news. Grateful for all they do.

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by Anonymousreply 229January 10, 2019 3:47 AM

Anchoring at 2am means very different day schedule. You sleep during days and wake up later in the afternoon.

by Anonymousreply 230January 10, 2019 4:52 AM

Easy solution is to pre-record it. Not like much new news happen after midnight and before 7 AM.

by Anonymousreply 231January 10, 2019 5:14 AM

[quote]Gio has been a constant fill in for 2 am news for 6 years now.

While Gio has certainly subbed as the overnight anchor for a day here or a week there, he certainly hasn't been a "constant fill in." That implies he was the go-to guy whenever Kendis was away, which is incorrect. Reporter Kenneth Moton has appeared more than Gio in recent weeks. Gio is just one of many male reporters they've used to fill in.

I'm always up late and routinely see bits and pieces of World News Now every night/early morning. I'd estimate in the past few years, Gio has subbed approximately twice a year.

by Anonymousreply 232January 10, 2019 5:23 AM

[quote] I'd estimate in the past few years, Gio has subbed approximately twice a year.

Appearing twice a year makes him a regular host.

by Anonymousreply 233January 10, 2019 5:36 AM

R210: he’s so handsome!

by Anonymousreply 234January 10, 2019 6:26 AM

Still accepting new patients in my Chelsea office! See website in my bio ⬆️✅ 😃#nyc #psychiatry #psychotherapy #welcome

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by Anonymousreply 235January 10, 2019 6:28 AM

Looks like another short stint anchoring ABC's overnight news. Gio wasn't anchoring on Thursday morning. Kenneth Moton was.

by Anonymousreply 236January 10, 2019 9:40 AM

Gio was too busy preparing his dangerous story about the roommate who stole a lottery ticket. Stay safe Gio!

by Anonymousreply 237January 10, 2019 11:47 AM

Gio has a puffy face. Not cute or talented.

by Anonymousreply 238January 10, 2019 12:18 PM

Does Tommy have an Executive Producer credit on the Rachael Ray Show? He should.

by Anonymousreply 239January 10, 2019 12:40 PM

Yes. I'm also the VP and Executive Producer of Amazon Live

by Anonymousreply 240January 10, 2019 12:48 PM

Gio is like a weekend getaway to Asbury Park...a last-ditch alternative.

by Anonymousreply 241January 10, 2019 1:48 PM

[quote]Still accepting new patients in my Chelsea office! See website in my bio ⬆️✅ 😃#nyc #psychiatry #psychotherapy #welcome

PLEASE post this shit somewhere else or start your own thread. We honest to christ aren't interested, as it has nothing to do with Geode and Tommi.

by Anonymousreply 242January 10, 2019 7:16 PM

R242, Back during the Stone age where the thread volume number was in single digits and Gio and Tommy were merely dating, the doctor appeared on both their IG pages somewhat regularly. If you squinted sideways, there was an implied threesome in one of the early posts.

That said, the doctor should be laid to rest as he has not appeared prominently for quite some time.

by Anonymousreply 243January 11, 2019 4:02 AM

R235: oh no Hot Doc looks a little puffy in that pic. What happened?!

by Anonymousreply 244January 11, 2019 12:22 PM

Tommy's stalker will not be ignored.

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by Anonymousreply 245January 12, 2019 7:11 AM

[quote] Tommy's stalker will not be ignored.

Here's the stalker's comment from the link at R245. It seems that the stalker is starting to feel angry and exasperated that Tommy always skips right over him when replying to comments on his Instagram posts.

[quote] newton_davis_1972 🇹🇹🇨🇦🌹sorry to say this but you know it would be nice if you can reply me too... We will never meet each other. And I am a very simple guy. From Trinidad 🇹🇹 living in Brampton Canada 🇨🇦 I admire you both and I think you both are amazingly outstanding stunning guys. I just love you both. Hope you are not upset with me. Because here Everyone seem to get offended as you say something ....good night.

Also, Tommy looks ridiculous with his crazy moves at R245.

by Anonymousreply 246January 12, 2019 12:18 PM

Tommi is a fucking dork!

by Anonymousreply 247January 12, 2019 4:30 PM

Tommy is so uncomfortable in front of a camera.

by Anonymousreply 248January 12, 2019 6:33 PM

[quote] Tommi is a fucking dork!

Tommy is the smartest fucking dork I know.

by Anonymousreply 249January 12, 2019 7:10 PM

Excessive moles alert!

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by Anonymousreply 250January 12, 2019 7:37 PM

[quote]What is he going to do the rest of the week?

He can do me!

by Anonymousreply 251January 13, 2019 12:53 AM

[quote]Go for it, Gio! Get that 2am anchor slot! Hundreds of people watch.

I think it's more like "dozens."

by Anonymousreply 252January 13, 2019 12:54 AM

Tommy's chest is looking a bit flabby. Is he lactating? Do he and Gio have a special announcement to make?

by Anonymousreply 253January 13, 2019 12:55 AM

Is that a photo of Tommy at R250 or a computer-generated illustration? It doesn't look real, somehow. Especially the skin tone.

by Anonymousreply 254January 13, 2019 1:03 AM

[quote] Is that a photo of Tommy at [R250] or a computer-generated illustration?

How dare you even suggest such a thing! Everything Tommy does is 100% real and authentic. No altering, no embellishing, no exaggerating. Just 100% true Tommy.

by Anonymousreply 255January 13, 2019 1:22 AM

Yes R255, 100% photoshopped, airbrushed, etc.

by Anonymousreply 256January 13, 2019 6:08 AM

[quote] tommydidario I love the quiet of Sunday mornings. It’s a time for a little self-care, and it’s a time to visualize the week ahead. Have a great Sunday & I’ll see you tomorrow on @Amazon. 🙌🏻

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by Anonymousreply 257January 13, 2019 2:16 PM

'Visualize the weekend ahead'. I'm sorry, that does it. WHAT A TOTAL WANKER!

by Anonymousreply 258January 13, 2019 3:39 PM

Self care? That’s all he’s about!

by Anonymousreply 259January 13, 2019 4:00 PM

I think it's sweet that after spending the week caring for others, thinking of others, and doing things for others, Tommy takes a few minutes on Sunday mornings to take care of himself. You bitches are too cruel to mock Tommy for devoting a little time one day of the week to himself.

by Anonymousreply 260January 13, 2019 4:28 PM

[quote]Self care? That’s all he’s about!

Personally, I prefer self-abuse.

by Anonymousreply 261January 13, 2019 4:44 PM

Tommy is the smartest self-carer I know.

by Anonymousreply 262January 13, 2019 5:03 PM

I am so glad that Tommy can take a little time for himself. The rest of the week is never about himself. Never.

by Anonymousreply 263January 13, 2019 8:11 PM

See you at noon over at Amazon

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by Anonymousreply 264January 14, 2019 3:40 PM

First time I hear his voice. ^^

by Anonymousreply 265January 14, 2019 5:15 PM

Is "Amazon Live" really the type of show that anyone would watch on a regular basis? ("Oh, I can't forget to watch "Amazon Live" at noon!') And who would be watching at noon on weekdays besides stay-at-home fraus?

by Anonymousreply 266January 14, 2019 9:29 PM

Fraus adore Tommy. For all intents and purposes, Tommy is a frau.

by Anonymousreply 267January 14, 2019 9:38 PM

Furloughed Federal workers, sitting at home and glued to Amazon, appreciate Tommy bringing joy into their dull, humdrum lives of forced impoverishement.

by Anonymousreply 268January 14, 2019 9:39 PM

His white earrings are distracting.

by Anonymousreply 269January 14, 2019 10:55 PM

Just hanging with my co-host on today’s @Amazon show. 🐻 😆 See you live tomorrow afternoon!

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by Anonymousreply 270January 15, 2019 1:30 AM

Wait. Tommi is working TWO days in a row!?!?!?!?

by Anonymousreply 271January 15, 2019 1:33 AM

[quote] Wait. Tommi is working TWO days in a row!?!?!?!?

A grueling schedule, to be sure. But Tommy prepared for the intense week ahead by visualizing it on Sunday morning. Let's hope there's a vacation in the near future for Tommy.

by Anonymousreply 272January 15, 2019 1:53 AM

These boys are long overdue for a vacation.

by Anonymousreply 273January 15, 2019 1:54 AM

With Gio being in constant danger, and Tommi's grueling schedule, are any two people o the planet more entitled to a vacation???

by Anonymousreply 274January 15, 2019 3:16 AM

Tommy dances! I think.

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by Anonymousreply 275January 15, 2019 3:36 AM

What dangerous assignment is Gio on these days? ABC doesn’t seem to use him much. Last I saw him, he was in dangerous territory reporting on a roommate who stole a lottery ticket. So dangerous!

by Anonymousreply 276January 15, 2019 4:53 AM

Why did Tommy have to use TWO pictures to illustrate how he gives himself self care and visualizes the week ahead at R257? Was one pic not enough? Could he not decide between the two poses?

by Anonymousreply 277January 15, 2019 5:31 AM

Major red flags of crazytown:

Guys who talk about "self care".

People who are always "visualizing" things in the future.

MAJOR signs to RUN AWAY!

by Anonymousreply 278January 15, 2019 7:24 AM

Some people call it 'self care', others 'self abuse': potato /potater.

by Anonymousreply 279January 15, 2019 8:38 AM

Did Gio and Bestie coordinate their clothes the night before? I like Gio's little bitch titties.

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by Anonymousreply 280January 15, 2019 6:35 PM

I don’t understand why that guy is his best friend. They worked together once and now he keeps calling him his bestie.

by Anonymousreply 281January 17, 2019 6:42 AM

Forget these 2 harpies. I want Phillip Mena from NBC inside me quite deeply! He’s much hotter than Gio or Tommy. And he’s not a whacko like G&T.

by Anonymousreply 282January 17, 2019 8:06 AM

tommydidario Look straight into the future knowing that you’re good enough to achieve anything you want to go after. 🙏🏻 #ThursdayThoughts

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by Anonymousreply 283January 18, 2019 2:15 AM

But you’re not, Tommy. You’re not!

by Anonymousreply 284January 18, 2019 2:46 AM

What in the fuckity fuck is Tommi wearing at 283 ??? Shiny suit and that gruesome mock neck??? NO no no! And we are to assume that Tommi;s dream was to achieve the hostess job of a web show shilling product? OK...

by Anonymousreply 285January 18, 2019 3:51 AM

Tommy had an irregular mole removed

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by Anonymousreply 286January 18, 2019 3:20 PM

Just one mole? What about the other 973?

by Anonymousreply 287January 18, 2019 3:24 PM

Good thing Tommi has access to Gio's insurance

by Anonymousreply 288January 18, 2019 3:24 PM

Tommy doesn't need to be on Gio's plan. He's already got multiple plans through Amazon, CBS (which produces Rachael Ray), and Conde Nast (which publishes GQ).

by Anonymousreply 289January 18, 2019 3:30 PM

Gio, you in danger, gurl!

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by Anonymousreply 290January 18, 2019 9:51 PM

Poor Tommy. Reduced to shilling Sunbeam stand mixers on the web.

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by Anonymousreply 291January 19, 2019 12:16 AM

Not even KitchenAid?? Ewwww!

by Anonymousreply 292January 19, 2019 12:30 AM

Stay safe Gio! He’s always in such danger.

by Anonymousreply 293January 19, 2019 9:52 AM

Gio is the air apparent to Muir. K'ching!

by Anonymousreply 294January 19, 2019 3:39 PM

Tommi is the heir apparent to Carol Merril

by Anonymousreply 295January 20, 2019 12:20 AM

If it doesn’t challenge you, it won’t change you. 💪🏻 Who else is hitting the gym today?! @crunchgym #crunchambassador

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by Anonymousreply 296January 20, 2019 9:18 AM

Tommy's storage adventures!

[quote] tommydidario After 13 years of living in NYC, I feel like a true New Yorker because I officially have a storage unit at @manhattanmini_storage. 🕺🏼😂🙌🏻 Check out my stories to see my storage adventures! #sponsored

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by Anonymousreply 297January 20, 2019 4:47 PM

Is that where he keeps his personality?

by Anonymousreply 298January 20, 2019 4:49 PM

"Storage adventures'? Shilling for empty space. How fitting.

by Anonymousreply 299January 20, 2019 4:51 PM

Who the fuck works out shirtless? LOL. He is a narcissist to end all narcissists.

by Anonymousreply 300January 20, 2019 5:01 PM

Doesn't he have a lot of extra empty space between his ears?

by Anonymousreply 301January 20, 2019 6:01 PM

Tommy is the smartestman I know.

by Anonymousreply 302January 21, 2019 6:27 PM

Tommy is admitting that he's too poor to afford a bigger apartment.

by Anonymousreply 303January 21, 2019 6:36 PM

Tommi has a hundred million jobs. He can’t be poor!

by Anonymousreply 304January 21, 2019 6:39 PM

Tommy is rich in love and friendships, the things that really count in life. He could care less about superficial, meaningless things.

by Anonymousreply 305January 21, 2019 6:42 PM

Maybe he can sell preordered sex tapes that will never be made, like fellow grifter Jake Orlon.

by Anonymousreply 306January 21, 2019 6:43 PM

I just unfollowed Rachael Ray on social media. She can’t pay her Co-Host a decent wage????? F that!

by Anonymousreply 307January 21, 2019 6:45 PM

r307, haven't you heard? Tommy is no longer Rachael's co-host. After putting in grueling hours and earning his stripes as co-host after two appearances, he was given his own show, "Fitness, Diet, Lifestyle, Television, Social Media, Brand Consulting, and GQ Insidering With Tommy."

by Anonymousreply 308January 21, 2019 6:56 PM

[quote] Tommy is rich in love and friendships,

What friendships? Whenever Tommy is pictured with other people on Instagram, it's always Gio, or family members like cousin Joey, or Sam Champion, or Gio's fellow gay journalists. I don't think Tommy has very many real friends

by Anonymousreply 309January 21, 2019 7:46 PM

[quote] After putting in grueling hours and earning his stripes as co-host after two appearances

Tommy filmed a third segment for the Rachael Ray Show a couple months ago, but it hasn't aired yet. I guess they're waiting for just the right moment to air it. Tommy now seems to be all about Amazon Live. He's graduated from the Rachael Ray Show to selling vacuum cleaners and stand mixers.

by Anonymousreply 310January 21, 2019 7:50 PM

Speaking of Cousin Joey, I don't think this Christmas picture was posted

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by Anonymousreply 311January 21, 2019 7:51 PM

Cousin love

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by Anonymousreply 312January 21, 2019 7:53 PM

R301 made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 313January 21, 2019 8:15 PM

Crafty Rachael is going to air Tommi's last segment during Sweeps to maximize Tommi's star status and billions of followers

by Anonymousreply 314January 21, 2019 8:15 PM

Tommy will be named co-host of GMA Day when that Sara woman goes on maternity leave.

by Anonymousreply 315January 21, 2019 10:57 PM

Victor Oquendo was on ABC's overnight news last week. They still haven't found a permanent host yet. Does Gio want it?

by Anonymousreply 316January 21, 2019 10:58 PM

Gio’s too busy with his dangerous stories. Stay safe, Gio!

by Anonymousreply 317January 22, 2019 12:41 AM

R309 I actually know a girl who is friends with Tommi. Shes in some photos on his IG and he hers. She’s almost as insufferable as he is; a hypergamous narcissist who crafted a “public figure” persona for herself as a yoga teacher. Water seeks its own level.

by Anonymousreply 318January 22, 2019 4:05 AM

Did we ever take note of Tommy's latest book report on the Hawaiian vacation? Tommy provides his useful travel tips. And by "useful travel tips," I mean shirtless poses and close-up shots of food.

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by Anonymousreply 319January 22, 2019 11:04 AM

LOL I love how Tommi talks about an authentic Hawaiian experience and then goes on to describe a hotel with a lazy river and a pool with water slides. Keep being you Tommi!

by Anonymousreply 320January 22, 2019 12:40 PM

Tommy seems to channeling Stuart Smalley.

[quote] We all have insecurities that pop up from time to time. While it’s okay to acknowledge them, it’s also okay to quickly shake them off. Because you are worthy. You are deserving. And you are good enough. I always say that confidence is not cocky. Instead, it’s a powerful feeling that allows you to achieve whatever it is you set your mind to. Never stop that self-belief. 🙌🏻 #TuesdayThoughts

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by Anonymousreply 321January 23, 2019 3:51 AM

Oh Tommi, just because you think that outfit you put together looks good, doesn't mean that it does

by Anonymousreply 322January 23, 2019 4:01 AM

Tommy is now a tech expert!

[quote] tommydidario Loved talking all things tech today on @Amazon. 🙌🏻 Where are all my techies at?! 🙋🏼‍♂️📱⌚️🖲 📸: @capture.collection

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by Anonymousreply 323January 24, 2019 10:26 AM

How does Tommi manage it all? He’s an inspiration to all of us. #eyeroll

by Anonymousreply 324January 24, 2019 11:29 AM

Tommi truly is this generation's Duffy Moon!

'I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL. I CAN MAKE ANYTHING HAPPEN!"

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by Anonymousreply 325January 24, 2019 12:12 PM

Is that a Billy Doll in front of the waterfall?

by Anonymousreply 326January 24, 2019 4:30 PM

For the pic at r323, what type of filter does he use to get his face to look so flawless? I don't have IG, so am not familiar with available filters. But he must use something. I have to say it makes him look very unnatural and Ken doll-like, which I don't think is the effect he was going for.

by Anonymousreply 327January 24, 2019 10:10 PM

Use the app Facetune or an app called Airbrush. Facetune is like four dollars and Airbrush is free and has in app purchases for upgrades. I have a Samsung so I don't know if iPhone has different apps.

I can't take a good selfie to save my life so I edit my pics (a little) so I look as good as I do in person.

These days, everyone tinkers with their photos. But never overdo the editing because EVERYONE can tell, as we can with Tommy's pics.

by Anonymousreply 328January 24, 2019 10:32 PM

His nips are straining to break out of that blue sweater. How would you rate Tommy's nipple placement?

by Anonymousreply 329January 24, 2019 10:34 PM

[quote]What friendships? Whenever Tommy is pictured with other people on Instagram, it's always Gio, or family members like cousin Joey, or Sam Champion, or Gio's fellow gay journalists. I don't think Tommy has very many real friends

What about his friends at Sun Warrior? 🌞

by Anonymousreply 330January 25, 2019 5:26 AM

Here is Tommy recommending two food trucks. He doesn’t understand that food trucks are mobile and move to different spots each day.

“We had a delicious coconut-crusted Mahi and taro sweet potato fries from the Fresh Bite food truck and the one next to it.”

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by Anonymousreply 331January 25, 2019 5:35 AM

That rough volcanic lava is useful for gently scrubbing Tommy's derriere, so that it will be smooth as a baby's!

by Anonymousreply 332January 25, 2019 11:12 AM

WHET Abuela? She and her declining health seemed like a useful card to play when they felt like vacationing in Miami. Since they don't seem to travel there much anymore, she seems to have fallen off the face of the earth.

by Anonymousreply 333January 25, 2019 1:18 PM

Who else loves laying back on a pile of scratchy lava rocks to pose like a teen girl coquette?!?!

by Anonymousreply 334January 25, 2019 1:26 PM

I don't understand how Tommy afford all the clothes and vacation. He doesn't seem to do much of anything all day but pose shirtless and spout platitudes.

by Anonymousreply 335January 25, 2019 1:29 PM

[quote] I don't understand how Tommy afford all the clothes and vacation.

Tommy is the CEO of DiDario Inc., a major social media consulting company. He's probably set for life.

by Anonymousreply 336January 25, 2019 3:31 PM

He also makes his own clothes and ties. He’s a fashion gooroo.

by Anonymousreply 337January 25, 2019 11:52 PM

[quote]What friendships? Whenever Tommy is pictured with other people on Instagram, it's always Gio, or family members like cousin Joey, or Sam Champion, or Gio's fellow gay journalists. I don't think Tommy has very many real friends.

I agree. We've seen Tommy's family and cousin Joey in the Instagram. But otherwise, we haven't seen any friends that Tommy had prior to meeting Gio in the IG.

by Anonymousreply 338January 25, 2019 11:56 PM

Tommi doesn't really have that many clothes - mostly stuff he's paid to shill. He recycles plenty, like those hideous brown pants and teeny blazer. And when you barely work, you can vacation freely with your meal ticket husband.

by Anonymousreply 339January 26, 2019 12:10 AM

Meal ticket husband!? Tommy takes care of himself, thank you very much. He is too proud to be taking handouts from GIO, especially since he makes a good living hisself!

by Anonymousreply 340January 26, 2019 12:26 AM

Tommy is a co-host on the Rachael Ray Show, in addition to running the Amazon empire and his own production company. What have you done today?

by Anonymousreply 341January 26, 2019 2:09 AM

Tommy's kicking off his birthday weekend (in advance of his birthday on Monday)!

And he has new projects in the works!

[quote] tommydidario That’s a wrap on the week. 🙌🏻 Can’t wait to share a few exciting projects in the works! In the meantime, the suit gets put away & it’s time to kick off my birthday weekend before the big day Monday. 🍾🕺🏼🎈

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by Anonymousreply 342January 26, 2019 6:21 AM

I know I'm being hopelessly naive, and I clearly don't get the InstaMatrix, but why can't these people like Tommi and the execrable 'Dr Jake' just have one one reaction to life that is recognisably 'human'?

by Anonymousreply 343January 26, 2019 6:29 AM

Maybe you’re the one who’s not human.

by Anonymousreply 344January 26, 2019 6:56 AM

Don't come for me, Tommi at [R344]

by Anonymousreply 345January 26, 2019 7:18 AM

Birthday weekend? What? For an adult?

by Anonymousreply 346January 26, 2019 7:47 AM

That’s our Tommy. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 347January 26, 2019 8:25 AM

Is he turning 8? It sure sounds like it.

by Anonymousreply 348January 26, 2019 10:17 AM

Why is it only a birthday weekend? What happened to the birthday months he used to have?

by Anonymousreply 349January 26, 2019 11:09 AM

Can Tommi hold up the number of fingers as his age?

by Anonymousreply 350January 26, 2019 1:00 PM

[quote]Birthday weekend? What? For an adult?

No. For our little man-child, Tommy.

by Anonymousreply 351January 26, 2019 2:14 PM

Tommy is Jeff Bezos's secret mistress and the reason for his upcoming divorce.

by Anonymousreply 352January 26, 2019 2:15 PM

Has Tommi updated his resume yet to include Creative Director and Executive VP of Amazon, as well as Executive Producer of the Rachael Ray Show?

by Anonymousreply 353January 26, 2019 4:50 PM

Why would he embellish his resume like that?

by Anonymousreply 354January 26, 2019 8:52 PM

Saturdays are for neon compression tights, plant protein & working out.

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by Anonymousreply 355January 26, 2019 9:20 PM

LOL Who doesn't head outside to run accompanied by a whole selection of various protein powders? Tommi is so REAL

by Anonymousreply 356January 26, 2019 9:25 PM

It's Tommy's birthday weekend. Can't you nasty bitches take a break from mocking Tommy for a few days and let the poor guy enjoy his birthday weekend?

by Anonymousreply 357January 26, 2019 9:33 PM

Judging from his lack of bulge and penis outline, his dick is a little nub sticking straight out followed by long balls.

by Anonymousreply 358January 26, 2019 9:57 PM

R357 Don’t forget Monday, his actual birthday! According to his post, I didn’t know, sad but true.

by Anonymousreply 359January 26, 2019 10:31 PM

Ohhhh Gio is still in the vanguard of cutting-edge journalism. Two stormfronts! Cue the Pulitzer and Emmy. As much of a shilling whore Tommy is, he is more handsome and built than Gio. Neither has talent.

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by Anonymousreply 360January 26, 2019 10:56 PM

ABC keeps giving Gio these dangerous assignments. When will it all end?

by Anonymousreply 361January 27, 2019 1:09 AM

I stopped having birthday weekends in my mid-twenties, so no, Tommi gets no slack for being a vacuous man-child

by Anonymousreply 362January 27, 2019 1:31 AM

Thank you so much @namastejw for throwing me a yoga birthday celebration at @poeyoga. 🧘🏼‍♂️

On this Birthday Eve, I couldn’t feel more grateful to be surrounded by so much love & light. I’ll see you tomorrow, 33. 🙏🏻❤️

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by Anonymousreply 363January 27, 2019 11:34 PM

It won't end until Gio is dead or seriously injured, whether by inhaling the poisonous fumes of toxic household cleaners, or by losing his balance in a severe windstorm. ABC is ruthless in its exploitation of Gio's bravery and collegiality!

by Anonymousreply 364January 27, 2019 11:47 PM

[quote] On this Birthday Eve, I couldn’t feel more grateful to be surrounded by so much love & light

Tommy is always so grateful. And it's nice to see that he's enjoying his Birthday Eve. Tomorrow will be the big day for the Birthday Boy! Time for the party hats and dinosaur balloons.

by Anonymousreply 365January 28, 2019 12:51 AM

[quote] It won't end until Gio is dead or seriously injured, whether by inhaling the poisonous fumes of toxic household cleaners, or by losing his balance in a severe windstorm.

I think it's more likely that Gio will be done in by a flying beach umbrella.

by Anonymousreply 366January 28, 2019 1:01 AM

Nah, expired suntan lotion will be the death of Gio.

by Anonymousreply 367January 28, 2019 5:49 AM

Why does he celebrate his birthday eve? It’s not like his birthday is Christmas or New Years.

by Anonymousreply 368January 28, 2019 6:23 AM

Could be worse, he could be celebrating it weeks in advance like he's done before.

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by Anonymousreply 369January 28, 2019 6:28 AM

That was back when he was celebrating birthday months and half birthdays.

Why is a yoga studio throwing him a birthday party? Was he their number one customer?

by Anonymousreply 370January 28, 2019 6:32 AM

Today’s the day! Tommy’s birthday! The biggest day of the year here! Celebrations everywhere!

by Anonymousreply 371January 28, 2019 8:53 AM

A year older. Not an iota smarter.

by Anonymousreply 372January 28, 2019 9:23 AM

Woke up like this, a year older, a year wiser, ready for work haha 😂 🙌🏻🙌🏻 I often reminisce about when I started DiDario Inc. I literally thought I was going to be the first gay CEO. So innocent, so oppressed, so brainwashed. I felt all alone. It took me about 4 months to finally get the courage to tell my new friends in NYC. I was so use to the reactions I got from Jersey that I didn’t want to deal with it.

The most common responses I received in NYC was, “oh wow I had no idea” or “oh cool.” I was taken back at how little anyone cared. Night and day from Jersey. But what surprised me more was instead of cutting me out, these friends became protective of me. I felt a support I had never comprehended before. Not only did they accept me for who I am, they were ready to stand up for my rights and my dream. That was my first introduction to being an influencer.

In the last week in anticipation of my milestone birthday I have felt more internal peace than I have ever felt in my life. However that peace pales in comparison to the outpouring of love and support I have received from friends, family, and even strangers. Since my last post I have received message after message of encouragement and birthday wishes.

I’m reminded that we are all striving towards the same goals, to find happiness, joy, belonging, acceptance, purpose. I look at strangers and friends in a new light. I see a powerful but fragile person wanting to find connections and be heard and seen for who they are, and to bring out their best potential. Everyone wants to be their best, and be seen as their best self.

I’ve learned the best way to tell if I’m truly happy is when I want everyone around me to find that same peace and happiness. Reminds me of one of my favorite analogies: love is not gluten-free pie, there are not limited slices to give to those around you, love has an endless supply, and increases the more you give it to others.

I struggled when I first came out to New York with no allies, no examples of gay professionals, no idea what I was getting myself into with social media. I was admittedly naive. I felt alone and terrified, ready to be judged and looked down on. As I’ve been open and honest in my life I have found friends and loved ones surround me with support. I have found the importance of allies, to give a voice where I can’t. They don’t have to put themselves on the line, they don’t have to go out of their way to defend and protect me, but they choose to be there for me and other LGBT when our voices can’t or won’t be heard. Thank you for giving me the strength to be myself. Thank you for taking part of my burdens away. Thank you for putting my needs above your own. That itself is amazingly selfless. This is what 33 looks like. Happy birthday to me! Namaste. 🙏🏻 🎂🕺🏼

#thisis33 #mensfashion #mensfitness #fitspo #influencer #plantbased #birthdayboy

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by Anonymousreply 373January 28, 2019 10:38 AM

'LOVE IS NOT GLUTEN-FREE PIE'

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by Anonymousreply 374January 28, 2019 12:14 PM

is the post at R373 really from Tommy? Where was it posted?

by Anonymousreply 375January 28, 2019 1:10 PM

Tommi is now copying DL fave Jake Jacobs' platitudes?

by Anonymousreply 376January 28, 2019 1:26 PM

r373 can't be Tommy. There are no typos.

by Anonymousreply 377January 28, 2019 1:29 PM

B'day wishes from the hubby.

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by Anonymousreply 378January 28, 2019 1:38 PM

We're still a thing? I didn't know that.

by Anonymousreply 379January 28, 2019 2:39 PM

Birthday balloons!

[quote] tommydidario Every year I celebrate with balloons on my birthday. Yes, it may seem silly or even childish. But what’s wrong with that? It’s a reminder to myself to never lose that sense of inner child. 🎈 #BirthdayBoy #Thisis33

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by Anonymousreply 380January 28, 2019 2:52 PM

Tommy's inner child should be locked in a dark cupboard, with no din-dins, for at least 24 hours.

by Anonymousreply 381January 28, 2019 2:55 PM

The balloons are appropriate, since their contents are similar to the inside of his head.

by Anonymousreply 382January 28, 2019 3:53 PM

R378 Tell Gio not to pose for pics with a helmet on his head. It accentuates the roundness of his face, which pales in comparison to Tommy’s sculpted cheeks

by Anonymousreply 383January 28, 2019 4:04 PM

There really is NOTHING going behind those dead-eyes, is there?

by Anonymousreply 384January 28, 2019 4:16 PM

He’s 33? His brain is 9.

by Anonymousreply 385January 28, 2019 4:23 PM

Tommy is the smartest man-child with dead eyes and birthday balloons that I know.

by Anonymousreply 386January 28, 2019 4:38 PM

R380 So cute lovely honest funny guy!

by Anonymousreply 387January 28, 2019 5:08 PM

How many times is Tommy going to use the hashtags #Thisis33 and #birthdayboy this week? He’s already used it twice in R373 and R380. 5 more times? 10?

by Anonymousreply 388January 28, 2019 6:52 PM

A 33 year old man referring to himself as 'birthday boy' really gets my hackles up.

by Anonymousreply 389January 28, 2019 7:02 PM

Thank you for all the birthday love today. Wrapping up the night feeling grateful and touched by all the sweet messages I’ve received. Sending ❤️ right back to you, today and always. 🙏🏻

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by Anonymousreply 390January 29, 2019 3:48 AM

Lychee martinis to celebrate @tommydidario’s 33rd birthday? 👌🏼 #HappyBirthdayTommy

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by Anonymousreply 391January 29, 2019 3:49 AM

[Quote]It’s a reminder to myself to never lose that sense of inner child.

Yes, this is certainly a real concern for Tommy.

by Anonymousreply 392January 29, 2019 3:57 AM

Tommy must be so happy when his bday comes around; it's the one time a year Gio let's him be top. 🎂

by Anonymousreply 393January 29, 2019 4:46 AM

R393 ? You’re clearly joking. The only top in that relationship is the double headed dildo in the bedside drawer.

by Anonymousreply 394January 29, 2019 5:01 AM

Mock turtleneck? Clearly not a year wiser.

by Anonymousreply 395January 29, 2019 10:08 AM

Are you sure Tommi isn't wearing a compression top?

by Anonymousreply 396January 29, 2019 12:01 PM

[quote] I was taken back at how little anyone cared.

Err, Tommi, perhaps…Oh, never mind.

by Anonymousreply 397January 29, 2019 6:33 PM

Happy birthday, Tommy DiDario. You have no idea how much you inspire and motivate me to be a better person.

by Anonymousreply 398January 29, 2019 6:55 PM

Tommy is now the same age Jesus was when he died. I'm scared for him!

by Anonymousreply 399January 29, 2019 7:03 PM

[quote]—The Biblical Jesus, not the Disney Resort Towel Boy

Disney Resorts also has a lifeguard with the same name. He sits atop a lifeguard stand with a sign on it that says "JESUS SAVES."

by Anonymousreply 400January 29, 2019 7:11 PM

Miami Vicing it!

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by Anonymousreply 401January 29, 2019 7:40 PM

Gio will be covering the impending ice storm and subsequent dropping temps. I'm so worried for his safety. Why does ABC keep putting Gio on these super-dangerous assignments? Hopefully he will make it home alive, and he and Tommy can take a well-deserved relaxing vacation afterward.

by Anonymousreply 402January 29, 2019 8:02 PM

People are being RIDICULOUS with the Tommi / Jesus comparisons. Clearly Tommi has uplifted far more people in his 33 years on Earth than The Son Of God has in the past 2 Millennia!!!!

by Anonymousreply 403January 29, 2019 8:42 PM

The parallels between Tommy and Jesus are eerie:

Jesus sat at the right hand of God. Tommy is Rachael Ray's right-hand man.

Jesus was crucified on the cross. Tommy is crucified every day on DataLounge.

Jesus turned water into wine. Tommy turned almond milk, kale, chia seeds and protein powder into a smoothie.

Jesus was the Divine Warrior. Tommy is the SunWarrior ambassador.

Jesus preached the Word of God in the Temple. Tommy preached the importance of a plant-based diet at a VitaminShoppe conference.

Jesus had Disciples who followed him, including one who betrayed him. Tommy has Instagram users who follow him, including one who stalks him.

by Anonymousreply 404January 29, 2019 9:13 PM

Like Tommy, Jesus also had dazzlingly celestial blue eyes.

by Anonymousreply 405January 29, 2019 9:17 PM

r404. Thank you!!! Very thorough analysis!!

You've convinced me that Tommy is the second coming of Christ!

Hallelujah!

by Anonymousreply 406January 29, 2019 9:23 PM

Tommi died presenting a segment on the Rachael Ray for our sins!

by Anonymousreply 407January 29, 2019 9:24 PM

So wait... IS Tommy Jesus??

by Anonymousreply 408January 29, 2019 9:28 PM

No. Gio will tell you that Tommy is rarely able to achieve a second cumming anymore.

by Anonymousreply 409January 29, 2019 10:54 PM

[quote]...DiDario Inc. I literally thought I was going to be the first gay CEO. So innocent, so oppressed, so brainwashed.

DiDario Inc.! CEO! Oppressed!

Good LORD!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 410January 30, 2019 5:32 AM

Tommy could have been a supermodel. But he decided it wasn't as fulfilling as doing two segments a year on the Rachael Ray Show and selling shit on Amazon Live.

From the comments at the link:

bethkredel: Tommy, do you do professional modeling? If not, you should! You're just too hot!!!

tommydidario: @bethkredel I don’t! I started in the industry modeling, but it wasn’t as fulfilling to me as hosting. 😎🕺🏼

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by Anonymousreply 411January 30, 2019 1:28 PM

LOL!!! translation: I wasn't getting any bookings due to my dead eyes and awkward posing.

by Anonymousreply 412January 30, 2019 1:59 PM

Modeling was supposed get him into acting, but he settled for hosting. Tommy's lying if he says otherwise.

What happened to the horror movie he was writing? I remember him saying he had various "meetings" about it, but he never followed up.

by Anonymousreply 413January 30, 2019 2:13 PM

Tommy's your typical hypermasculine alpha male. Goal/results-driven, high testosterone, powerful physique, works hard and play harder, arrogant, a brutal fuck...you know, the type we all want to bottom for.

by Anonymousreply 414January 30, 2019 2:17 PM

Quite [R414] ! I've been known to known to scream "POUND ME YOU PLANT-BASED, VACANT YOGABRO!!!!" while cranking one off to Tommi's segments on Amazon Live!

by Anonymousreply 415January 30, 2019 4:22 PM

The Gio and Tommi Show will replace Strahan & Sara on ABC. It’s in the works.

by Anonymousreply 416January 30, 2019 10:31 PM

[quote] but he never followed up.

The story of Tommy's life.

by Anonymousreply 417January 31, 2019 5:11 AM

Ready to be Uncles! 😍

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by Anonymousreply 418January 31, 2019 7:07 AM

Tommy must be a wreck! Gio was sent to cover a dangerous fire in Jersey. Stay safe Gio!!!!! Come back home to a nerve wracked Tommy! Why does Gio always get the most dangerous assignments? Tommy is a nervous wreck.

by Anonymousreply 419January 31, 2019 11:36 AM

Hopefully they will take a well-deserved vacation when Gio returns to home and hearth after yet another perilous assignment.

by Anonymousreply 420January 31, 2019 1:39 PM

How will Tommi make the birth of his niece or nephew all about him?

by Anonymousreply 421January 31, 2019 1:48 PM

Tommy demonstrates his blowing technique.

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by Anonymousreply 422January 31, 2019 4:20 PM

It may be a polar vortex outside, but inside, it’s a wave of loving warmth as we welcome our nephew Jackson into the world.

Congrats, @megacake13 and @riptide! Can’t wait to spoil this little dude. 🤗

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by Anonymousreply 423January 31, 2019 8:26 PM

Jesus,they look like they're going to eat the little bastard.

by Anonymousreply 424January 31, 2019 8:42 PM

Gio has the horseteefs.

by Anonymousreply 425January 31, 2019 8:44 PM

Everything is always so sugary sweet with them.

by Anonymousreply 426January 31, 2019 9:09 PM

Guncles.

by Anonymousreply 427January 31, 2019 10:55 PM

Oh, the poor child!

[quote] tommydidario Baby Jackson, I promise to always look after you, protect you, and be the best uncle imaginable. I always knew I would love you the moment I met you, but I had no idea how powerful that love would be. ❤️ Uncle Gio and Uncle Tommy are going to spoil you, and also make you the best-dressed baby in the world. 🤷🏼‍♂️🕺🏼 Thank you for changing our lives in the most beautiful way possible. 👶🏻

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by Anonymousreply 428January 31, 2019 11:41 PM

[quote] Uncle Gio and Uncle Tommy are going to spoil you, and also make you the best-dressed baby in the world. 🤷🏼‍♂️🕺🏼

A lot of Tommy's clothes would fit Baby Jackson perfectly.

by Anonymousreply 429January 31, 2019 11:43 PM

Life changing.

by Anonymousreply 430January 31, 2019 11:49 PM

Transformative!

by Anonymousreply 431February 1, 2019 12:12 AM

Tommy is the smartest uncle I know!

by Anonymousreply 432February 1, 2019 12:20 AM

And an accessory is born!

by Anonymousreply 433February 1, 2019 1:03 AM

Question: if Tommy does something off camera, does it really happen?

If you’re reading this, Mrs. Gio, some of us live life versus posing our easy through it

by Anonymousreply 434February 1, 2019 1:09 AM

Best dressed? We can assume that Aunt Tommi won't be choosing the child's clothes

by Anonymousreply 435February 1, 2019 1:35 AM

Of course it will be best dressed because Tommy is a fashion guru. He specializes in men’s fashion and since the baby is a boy, he can impart all his male GQ fashion advice on it. Maybe the baby can be a GQ Insider too.

by Anonymousreply 436February 1, 2019 6:02 AM

Looking forward to the IG photo of Baby Jackson in a teeny muscle T, gifted by Gommy.

by Anonymousreply 437February 1, 2019 1:28 PM

Gommy?

I would have went with: Gimmy, Tomo, or T.G.Maxx

by Anonymousreply 438February 1, 2019 2:20 PM

[quote]I would have went

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 439February 1, 2019 8:13 PM

Tommy's feeling grateful again. That's at least the second time this week. And he has some new projects! I wonder what they could be? His own TV show, perhaps?

[quote] tommydidario Nothing but smiles after a festive week celebrating my birthday, the birth of my first nephew & some new projects signed, sealed and delivered. Feeling very grateful on this Friday. 🙏🏻 Wishing you a beautiful weekend ahead. 💙

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by Anonymousreply 440February 1, 2019 11:13 PM

That is one fucking creepy stare.

by Anonymousreply 441February 2, 2019 12:26 AM

Oh Tommy. Please tell us that you have your own show!!!!!!! #praying

by Anonymousreply 442February 2, 2019 5:15 AM

Tommi should be grateful. He has no discernible talent yet lives a great life

by Anonymousreply 443February 2, 2019 5:25 AM

[quote] He has no discernible talent yet lives a great life

Shame on you! Tommy has MANY talents. If Tommy has a problem, it's that he has too many talents, which makes it hard for him to choose one and focus.

by Anonymousreply 444February 2, 2019 6:16 AM

Tommy makes a commitment to stretching!

[quote] tommydidario Committed to incorporating more stretching into my fitness routine. Never stop those personal fitness goals! 💪🏻🤸🏼‍♂️Who’s sweating on this Saturday?!

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by Anonymousreply 445February 2, 2019 1:58 PM

Gio hasn't posted in a few days. Please tell me he returned home safe from the covering the big snow storm last week? When will ABC stop assigning their top reporter these life or death assignments?

by Anonymousreply 446February 2, 2019 2:02 PM

[quote] When will ABC stop assigning their top reporter these life or death assignments?

ABC gives Gio the life-or-death assignments BECAUSE he's their top reporter. No other reporter at ABC News is willing to stand on a hotel balcony in strong winds and rain. No other reporter at ABC News is willing to walk on the beach when deadly umbrellas are everywhere. And no other reporter at ABC News is willing to stand in the freezing cold with their cellphone, unable to call or text for help because their gloves don't work with the touchscreen. Thank God for Gio's bravery!

by Anonymousreply 447February 2, 2019 2:13 PM

r447, you left out his most dangerous assignments of all: monitoring traffic on holiday weekend getaways, witnessing cell phones explode up-close, and, of course, lathering up with expired sun screen. If there were a purple heart for journalism, Gio would be first in line to receive it.

by Anonymousreply 448February 2, 2019 2:21 PM

Stay safe, Gio!

by Anonymousreply 449February 2, 2019 2:43 PM

Oh Tommi, don't you mean "who else is being a narcissistic thirst trap besides me?"

by Anonymousreply 450February 2, 2019 5:45 PM

[quote] If there were a purple heart for journalism, Gio would be first in line to receive it.

Gio is a true hero.

by Anonymousreply 451February 3, 2019 12:19 AM

[quote] If there were a purple heart for journalism, Gio would be first in line to receive it.

The only purple hearts Gio will receive are emojis from his frau fans on Instagram. 💜💜💜💜💜

by Anonymousreply 452February 3, 2019 12:41 AM

R440 is scary. Must be a scene from his horror movie.

by Anonymousreply 453February 3, 2019 3:37 AM

Silence of the Tommis

by Anonymousreply 454February 4, 2019 12:18 AM

Always keep your face towards the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you. -Walt Whitman

Happy sunny Sunday. ☀️ See you guys over on @Amazon tomorrow at 11am EST talking all things tech & entertainment. 🙌🏻

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by Anonymousreply 455February 4, 2019 2:41 AM

Stare directly into the sun, and you'll go blind.

by Anonymousreply 456February 4, 2019 3:25 AM

He hasn’t posted on IG since Sunday. Should we ask the cops to do a wellness check?

by Anonymousreply 457February 5, 2019 10:20 PM

[quote]He hasn’t posted on IG since Sunday. Should we ask the cops to do a wellness check?

I think it's his time of the month. I understand he has heavy-flow days and a lot of cramping.

by Anonymousreply 458February 6, 2019 12:08 AM

Tommy snuggles with his girl! And yet again, he is grateful! This is now the third time in a week that he's said he is grateful.

[quote] tommydidario Snuggled up with my girl @makhondlovu on set today at @Amazon, talking all things rest & relaxation! Grateful to work with beautiful souls like this one. 🤗

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by Anonymousreply 459February 6, 2019 1:34 AM

R459 he has so much to be grateful!

by Anonymousreply 460February 6, 2019 3:52 AM

Tommy on Feb. 5: Snuggled up with @makhondlovu on set today at @Amazon, talking all things rest & relaxation! [bold] Grateful to work with beautiful souls like this one. [/bold] 🤗

Tommy on Feb. 1: Nothing but smiles after a festive week celebrating my birthday, the birth of my first nephew & some new projects signed, sealed and delivered. [bold] Feeling very grateful on this Friday. [/bold] 🙏🏻 Wishing you a beautiful weekend ahead. 💙v

Tommy on Jan. 28: Thank you for all the birthday love today. [bold] Wrapping up the night feeling grateful and touched by all the sweet messages I’ve received. [/bold] Sending ❤️ right back to you, today and always. 🙏🏻

Tommy on Jan. 27: Thank you so much @namastejw for throwing me a yoga birthday celebration at @poeyoga. 🧘🏼‍♂️ [bold] On this Birthday Eve, I couldn’t feel more grateful to be surrounded by so much love & light. [/bold] I’ll see you tomorrow, 33. 🙏🏻❤️

Tommy appears to have set a world record for gratefulness.

by Anonymousreply 461February 6, 2019 5:09 AM

Tommy is the most grateful man I know!

by Anonymousreply 462February 6, 2019 5:23 AM

You can't expect Tommi-bot to have more than 3 or 4 standard phrases!!!

by Anonymousreply 463February 6, 2019 2:11 PM

Wait, now Tommy is “talking all things rest & relaxation!”? I thought his specialty was “talking all things tech & entertainment”?

by Anonymousreply 464February 6, 2019 4:37 PM

Tommi is certainly an authority on doing nothing

by Anonymousreply 465February 6, 2019 4:42 PM

[quote]Tommi is certainly an authority on doing nothing

Yes, and he does it so effortlessly.

by Anonymousreply 466February 7, 2019 8:59 PM

tommydidario Just saying hi on this Wednesday. 👋🏻

Be sure to click on the pic to get the view of the other side!

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by Anonymousreply 467February 8, 2019 12:00 AM

That pre-weekend pump. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 @crunchgym #crunchambassador

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by Anonymousreply 468February 8, 2019 3:30 AM

Only Tommy could call the work week "the pre-weekend."

by Anonymousreply 469February 8, 2019 1:02 PM

I misread r468 as "pre-weekend" dump. Then I remembered, that Tommy is too perfect and pristine to take a shit, which is why he always looks constipated.

by Anonymousreply 470February 8, 2019 1:05 PM

New age. Same hustle. 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 Happy Friday!🕺🏼🕺🏼 So grateful the weekend is here so I could do all things rest & relaxation. 💆🏼‍♂️🧖🏼‍♂️🛌🛀🏻

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by Anonymousreply 471February 8, 2019 7:51 PM

So: NO things Rest & Recreation Monday through Friday!?!

I'm worried for Tommy!

by Anonymousreply 472February 8, 2019 8:03 PM

Uh, he has to work Monday through Friday so of course not. Hustle, hustle, hustle, work for the money. Only the weekend is for relaxing.

by Anonymousreply 473February 8, 2019 8:40 PM

Lets see. He grateful again and ready to rest and relax. Vacation time already?

by Anonymousreply 474February 8, 2019 9:57 PM

With it being the pre-Valentine's weekend, sounds like a perfect time for a quick trip to Disney World.

Tommy's had a taxing week posing for his Instagram photos. And Gio, he had to cover a story all the way out in Connecticut. Those two must be exhausted. They definitely need a vacation.

by Anonymousreply 475February 8, 2019 10:22 PM

I bet Gio is hoping for another frat house hazing story. He looked like he was in full rapture when he reported from a frat house last year, taking in the scent of all that frat house musk and testosterone and cum.

by Anonymousreply 476February 8, 2019 10:40 PM

[quote] Tommy's had a taxing week posing for his Instagram photos.

Indeed, he has, as he reminds us in his latest IG post:

[quote] tommydidario It’s hard to calm my mind during the week with so many things in constant motion. But once Friday night hits, the cork comes off, big glasses of wine are poured, and it’s time for some quality time with my husband. Wishing you a calm & peaceful weekend ahead. ❤️

Tommy is SO BUSY during the week that he needs the weekend to calm his mind! Nobody deserves a peaceful weekend more than overworked, overstressed Tommy.

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by Anonymousreply 477February 9, 2019 10:21 AM

Being CEO of DiDario Enterprises is exhausting! Does he allow his employees the weekend off as well? Or is his empire a 24/7 operation?

by Anonymousreply 478February 9, 2019 11:20 AM

How many employees does he have?

by Anonymousreply 479February 9, 2019 11:38 AM

If you consider Tommi's brainpower, posing for an Instagram photo probably does tax his mind.

by Anonymousreply 480February 9, 2019 1:56 PM

Tommy's the smartest Instagram photo poser I know.

by Anonymousreply 481February 9, 2019 1:58 PM

Did he photoshop out all the moles?

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by Anonymousreply 482February 11, 2019 2:35 AM

Tommy doesn’t use PhotoShop. He keeps it real. All his IG photos are 100% authentic and candid.

by Anonymousreply 483February 11, 2019 4:09 AM

I thought he’d be a presenter at the Grammys.

By the way, he needs to be banned from using emoticons

by Anonymousreply 484February 11, 2019 5:00 AM

He wanted to present at the Grammys, but they said he couldn't present hole. (Or Hole, since they weren't performing.)

by Anonymousreply 485February 11, 2019 10:55 PM

Did Tommi win any grammys this year?

by Anonymousreply 486February 11, 2019 11:10 PM

Tommy better get the Lifetime Achievement Award Oscar for all of his work writing his movie for the last 5 years.

by Anonymousreply 487February 11, 2019 11:12 PM

Tommy's resume deserves an award for best fiction writing.

by Anonymousreply 488February 11, 2019 11:15 PM

Gio is reading children's books again!

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by Anonymousreply 489February 12, 2019 12:52 AM

We should all applaud Gio for challenging himself intellectually

by Anonymousreply 490February 12, 2019 3:31 AM

[quote]Tommy better get the Lifetime Achievement Award Oscar for all of his work writing his movie for the last 5 years.

Bitch, please. He'll settle for nothing less than the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award.

by Anonymousreply 491February 12, 2019 4:11 AM

Gio did a story on GMA on parachuting. So dangerous. Stay safe Gio!!!!

by Anonymousreply 492February 12, 2019 2:46 PM

Is Gio still a vegan? He looked beefier, stronger, more muscular before Tommy made him go vegan. He looks gaunt and scrawny now. Someone give our Gio a cheeseburger!

by Anonymousreply 493February 12, 2019 2:59 PM

Gio had body image issues. Shocker.

by Anonymousreply 494February 12, 2019 3:08 PM

Up next, Gio has been given a very dangerous assignment to report on the blizzard. He will be standing outside, pelleted by falling snow and having to avoid slippery sidewalks. Why must ABC always saddle him with the perilous stories. My stomach is in knots. Godspeed, Gio. Your Tommy is waiting patiently for you to return safely to hearth and home. Tommy even took the day off from his job(s) so that he could keep the home fires burning. Much love!

by Anonymousreply 495February 12, 2019 3:23 PM

There is always such danger in every story that Gio is assigned. Tommy must be a wreck! Be vewy vewy safe Gio.

by Anonymousreply 496February 12, 2019 4:23 PM

David Begnaud and Kris Van Cleave from CBS are my favorite newsgays.

by Anonymousreply 497February 12, 2019 4:43 PM

Tommy reminds himself of how "wildly capable" he is.

[quote] tommydidario Don’t let fear or insecurity stop you from pursuing your dreams. Believe in yourself. Do what you love. And never forget how wildly capable you are. 💙 #mondaymotivation 📸: @sophiekietzmann

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by Anonymousreply 498February 13, 2019 12:34 AM

Tommi can barely dress himself in a coherent manner, and we're supposed to take life advice from him?

by Anonymousreply 499February 13, 2019 12:44 AM

Tommy is the most capable man I know!

by Anonymousreply 500February 13, 2019 12:46 AM

He’s chock full of wisdom! He should write greeting cards...for second graders.

by Anonymousreply 501February 13, 2019 12:54 AM

Heh, I will actually give Tommy credit on that. No matter how often he fails be it acting, youtubing, screenwriting, that motherfucker is always back with a new hustle. He will never let his lack of any discernible talent stop him from trying to be star.

by Anonymousreply 502February 13, 2019 1:12 AM

The exhausting quality of grown adults who force everyone to "celebrate" their birthdays every year!! Good Lord, they're always insufferable!

by Anonymousreply 503February 13, 2019 4:27 AM

[quote]No matter how often he fails be it acting, youtubing, screenwriting, that motherfucker is always back with a new hustle. He will never let his lack of any discernible talent stop him from trying to be star.

Just like Tommi's fellow narcissistic grifter, JAKE ORLON! Maybe Tommi can get Jake a co-hosting gig on the Rachael Ray show.

by Anonymousreply 504February 13, 2019 5:24 PM

Did Gio make it home safe from his dangerous assignment covering the freezing rain?

by Anonymousreply 505February 13, 2019 7:15 PM

Gio was reporting on El Chapo’s guilty findings today. So dangerous! Stay safe Gio!

by Anonymousreply 506February 13, 2019 7:47 PM

Tommy's finally made it big! Edie Falco is going to star in a new series about him!

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by Anonymousreply 507February 14, 2019 1:29 AM

Tommy is officially a frau!

[quote] tommydidario True Story: I love love. Bring on the heart-shaped boxes full of chocolates (preferably 72% dark cacao), corny cards that have two dogs on the front and say “It’s ruff when you’re not around,” and tear-jerking romantic comedies that star Julia Roberts or Cameron Diaz. I’m Tommy DiDario, and I’m 100% a sap. #ValentinesDay 📸: @sophiekietzmann

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by Anonymousreply 508February 14, 2019 2:57 AM

I'm Tommy DiDario, and I'm 100% a BORING HOUSEWIFE!! LOL Can you imagine the shrieking if Gio fails to provide Tommi with the appropriate love gifts?

by Anonymousreply 509February 14, 2019 3:39 AM

So Tommy is expecting Gio to buy him heart-shaped boxes of chocolates, bouquets of roses and corny Valentine’s cards? Grow up! This is worst than when he demanded dinosaur balloons for his birthday.

by Anonymousreply 510February 14, 2019 3:49 AM

I hope Gio buys him nothing on Valentine’s Day. He’ll cum home empty-handed and keep Tommy waiting and waiting and waiting with anticipation.

by Anonymousreply 511February 14, 2019 3:50 AM

Is tomorrow one of Tommi's "work" days? You know he will be comparing his bouquet with all the other wives and girlfriends.

by Anonymousreply 512February 14, 2019 3:53 AM

At least they'll be having hot valentine's day sex tomorrow. How many of bitches can say the same?

by Anonymousreply 513February 14, 2019 3:55 AM

when's his third appearance on Rachael going to air? Didn't he tape it the end of 2018?

by Anonymousreply 514February 14, 2019 3:57 AM

r514, he already has his own spinoff. Try and keep up, hon.

by Anonymousreply 515February 14, 2019 4:07 AM

Surely you are not counting that Amazon Live thing as a spin-off are you?

by Anonymousreply 516February 14, 2019 12:18 PM

[quote] when's his third appearance on Rachael going to air?

The Rachael Ray Show wisely spaces out Tommy's appearances to avoid overexposure. Too much Tommy all at once might be more than the audience could handle. By limiting Tommy's segments to no more than one or two a year, the Rachael Ray Show keeps the audience in suspense and wanting more. I'll bet the show is deluged with calls and emails demanding to know when Tommy's next appearance will be.

by Anonymousreply 517February 14, 2019 12:42 PM

Tommy's social media persona is a frau's idea of a gay person.

by Anonymousreply 518February 14, 2019 12:55 PM

I can just picture the scene is Benitez-DiDario househoLd this morning: "WELL FUCK YOU, GIO, THIS CHOCOLATE IS ONLY 68% DARK CACAO! TOMMY IS NOT HAPPY"

by Anonymousreply 519February 14, 2019 1:01 PM

[quote]I'll bet the show is deluged with calls and emails demanding to know when Tommy's next appearance will be.

Yes, tens of calls. If the show traced those calls, they'd likely turn out to be Tommy's relatives, plus Gio's Abuela.

by Anonymousreply 520February 14, 2019 1:02 PM

Tommy has gotten a head start on his crotch-watching in anticipation of his next appearance on RR.

by Anonymousreply 521February 14, 2019 1:16 PM

Not on Valentine's Day. Tommy considers lust, crotches, and sex as disgusting on this day of all days. Today is the day for ROMANCE!

by Anonymousreply 522February 14, 2019 1:21 PM

Tommy will top Gio tonight. It's their annual Valentine's Day tradition.

by Anonymousreply 523February 14, 2019 8:59 PM

So Tommy and Gio are going to push the beds together?

by Anonymousreply 524February 15, 2019 2:16 AM

Here come the wedding photos again!

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by Anonymousreply 525February 15, 2019 9:33 AM

Oh vey. The wedding photos, and its not even their anniversary. Thank god these 2 fools found each other. They deserve each other and not in a good way.

by Anonymousreply 526February 15, 2019 10:13 AM

Tommi loves love. I just like like love.

by Anonymousreply 527February 15, 2019 10:17 AM

Tommy is the most married man I know!

by Anonymousreply 528February 15, 2019 3:06 PM

Gio, you in danger, gurl. I wonder if Tommy is stalking his next conquest on grindr/IG.

by Anonymousreply 529February 15, 2019 3:10 PM

There’s a lot of love there...for the camera.

by Anonymousreply 530February 15, 2019 10:35 PM

Well, the camera does love me.

by Anonymousreply 531February 15, 2019 10:39 PM

Isn't it about time for these two to pop out an accessory, er, I mean a kid? Tommy's eggs aren't getting any younger. Seriously, do they want to have children?

by Anonymousreply 532February 15, 2019 10:42 PM

Did Tommi not get the chocolates and flowers he demanded? You know he would have been smugging all over his social media to show them off

by Anonymousreply 533February 15, 2019 11:21 PM

No, Gio forgot to buy them for him. Oops.

by Anonymousreply 534February 16, 2019 1:05 AM

Valentine's Day turned ugly. Apparently, Gio and Tommy aren't speaking because Gio bought Tommy chocolates, but they weren't in a heart-shaped box, and they were only 50% dark cacao. And the Valentine's Day card that Gio gave Tommy didn't have dogs on the front. Gio tried to make up for it with some dinosaur balloons, but Tommy wasn't having it. Gio waved his hands wildly and screamed, "Sorry I didn't have time to buy you everything you wanted, but some of us are busy and actually WORK for a living!" Then Tommy fumed, "I am NOT grateful!", got in his Buick Cascada and drove away.

by Anonymousreply 535February 16, 2019 1:39 AM

Get on Grindr, Tommy. Gio is in danger!

by Anonymousreply 536February 16, 2019 2:31 AM

[quote] tommydidario Do something today that your future self will thank you for. 💪🏻

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by Anonymousreply 537February 16, 2019 2:45 PM

Tommy has both an "inner child" and a "future self." Past and present and future all in one person, all at the same time!

by Anonymousreply 538February 16, 2019 2:49 PM

I thinking he’s encouraging people to block him, and their future selves will thank them for it.

by Anonymousreply 539February 16, 2019 4:29 PM

I blocked him!

by Anonymousreply 540February 16, 2019 4:54 PM

At first, I thought Tommy had given birth. But then I discovered that it's just Tommy being Uncle.

[quote] tommydidario Uncle Tommy reporting for duty. 🙋🏼‍♂️Can’t believe this was just three weeks ago. 😍

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by Anonymousreply 541February 18, 2019 1:20 AM

They can add Guncles to their resumes

by Anonymousreply 542February 18, 2019 1:32 AM

Tommi will get pregnant this year. He’ll have to give up his appearances on Rachael Ray to focus on his pregnancy.

by Anonymousreply 543February 18, 2019 2:20 AM

Tommy will not get "pregnant" (which is such an ugly word). No, he will be "expecting" or "anticipating a visit from the stork."

by Anonymousreply 544February 18, 2019 12:52 PM

Tommy must be a nervous wreck today! First, GMA puts Gio in danger by having him be a passenger in a vehicle on a snowy road in Rhode Island. (Stay safe, Gio) And then they put him in homes that may have carbon monoxide leaks. So dangerous! Stay safe, Gio.

by Anonymousreply 545February 18, 2019 1:04 PM

Tommi calmed his nerves by enjoying a matcha smoothie while updating his Grindr profile and taking out a life insurance policy on Gio

by Anonymousreply 546February 18, 2019 1:07 PM

[quote]Tommy will not get "pregnant" (which is such an ugly word). No, he will be "expecting" or "anticipating a visit from the stork."

Can't he just be "enceinte?"

by Anonymousreply 547February 18, 2019 6:10 PM

Tommi once thought he was [italic]enceinte[/italic], but a high, pre-labor enema administered by the Abuela unleashed a massive, 8-pound block of impacted stool that actually clogged the toilet. Those fad diets can have bad consequences, Tommi! Although I'm sure Tommi and Gio would make good parents of a turd baby.

by Anonymousreply 548February 18, 2019 11:04 PM

Stay safe, Gio! But just in case, I’m lining up another victim on Grindr.

by Anonymousreply 549February 18, 2019 11:23 PM

The infamous gray jacket. The infamous tight brown pants. It's all of Tommy's ugly clothes in one, accompanied by the usual drivel about "endless and exciting opportunities." It's classic Tommy!

[quote] tommydidario Mondays get a bad rap. Instead of dreading the day after Sunday, I like to think of Mondays as the start to a new week full of endless and exciting opportunities. Now let’s go out & get it. 📸: @sophiekietzmann

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by Anonymousreply 550February 19, 2019 7:49 AM

Tommy has changed his Instagram bio. Now, in addition to calling himself an "on-air lifestyle expert," he's also calling himself an "entertainment host."

by Anonymousreply 551February 19, 2019 7:58 AM

How many careers does Tommy have?

by Anonymousreply 552February 19, 2019 8:03 AM

Do you think Tommi speaks int his happy-clappy mindless Insta-drivel in real life? Do people go on courses to learn how to sound like a soulless moron?

by Anonymousreply 553February 19, 2019 8:56 AM

Tommy on Instagram: "I like to think of Mondays as the start to a new week full of endless and exciting opportunities."

Tommy in real life: "Fuck! Another week of selling toaster ovens and noise-canceling headphones on Amazon Live! And why have the producers at the Rachael Ray Show stopped taking my calls? God, my life blows! And what the fuck is wrong with you, Gio? When we started dating, you promised me you'd use your connections to get me a job hosting a show on ABC. You've turned out to be totally worthless. And where the fuck is my box of chocolates with 72% dark cacao?!!"

by Anonymousreply 554February 20, 2019 3:35 AM

Monday for Tommy is the first day of the "pre-weekend." Tommy measures time in a fun-loving and child-like way.

by Anonymousreply 555February 20, 2019 3:42 AM

Y’all gonna have to remind me which dangerous assignment Gio was on when Tommy messaged him on Grindr, oops I mean insta. I googled Gio Benitez dangerous assignments. Nothing came up.

by Anonymousreply 556February 22, 2019 8:47 PM

It's Friday evening, Tommy. The "pre-weekend" is officially over! Time to follow your "weekend bliss" with Gio!

by Anonymousreply 557February 22, 2019 9:23 PM

Tommy's all smiles! He has spent all week visualizing the weekend, and now it's here!

[quote] tommydidario All smiles because the weekend begins NOW! Happy Friday, friends. 🕺🏼🍷 📸: @sophiekietzmann

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by Anonymousreply 558February 23, 2019 1:11 AM

I wish Tommy would write another of his "book report" vacation trip summaries. Those were friggin' hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 559February 23, 2019 2:53 AM

Hey now, Tommy's a serious writer.

by Anonymousreply 560February 23, 2019 2:57 AM

[quote] I wish Tommy would write another of his "book report" vacation trip summaries.

Tommy seems to have put his writing "career" on the back burner, now that he's an "entertainment host." His blog doesn't seem to be getting very much of his attention. He never wrote about his trip to Iceland with Gio, which is a damn shame because I (and everyone else on the Internet, I'm sure) was eagerly awaiting an Iceland book report.

by Anonymousreply 561February 23, 2019 3:30 AM

Tommy probably was available to host the Oscars. But no one called.

by Anonymousreply 562February 23, 2019 4:08 AM

Why is Tommi so anxious for the weekend? He barely works more than 10 to 12 hours a week as it is.

by Anonymousreply 563February 23, 2019 4:53 PM

They did indeed phone Tommi for the Oscar hosting gig, but Amazon Live wouldn't let him out of his contract.

by Anonymousreply 564February 23, 2019 4:54 PM

Yes, I could have hosted the Oscars, but I decided that talking about all things tech on Amazon Live was much more fulfilling. Don't forget to tune in Monday at noon, when I'll be sharing some great deals on laser printers!

by Anonymousreply 565February 23, 2019 5:14 PM

Why on earth does he think everyone needs to see a photo of the day of him? Sharing your thoughts is one thing (it would help if his were a bit, um, deeper) but this narcissism is fascinating.

by Anonymousreply 566February 23, 2019 5:18 PM

Oh, no! Tommy's failures have driven him to drink!

[quote] tommydidario #Ad I’m all about reflection & taking time to celebrate the moments that matter in life. 🙏🏻 I’ve teamed up with @JohnnieWalkerUS Blue Label to commemorate those special, unforgettable moments. It’s no surprise I’m obsessed with my new baby nephew, so I proudly raise a glass to becoming a first-time Uncle. 🥃 May we all never stop marking those special moments in our lives. ❤️ #MarkYourMoments #BlueLabelMoments

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by Anonymousreply 567February 23, 2019 5:23 PM

There's something so Stepford Wife-esque about Instaho 'Influencers' shilling products, with their incessant 'moments' and 'experiences'. Tommi could have played himself in that Black Mirror episode, 'Nosedive', where society is totally ruled by social media 'credit'.

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by Anonymousreply 568February 23, 2019 5:31 PM

The way Tommi goes about shilling is gross and inauthentic. Makes me NOT interested in whatever product he's burbling about.

by Anonymousreply 569February 23, 2019 6:21 PM

All the staged, lifeless photos

by Anonymousreply 570February 23, 2019 8:45 PM

Drinking whisky doesn't seem terribly compatible with all of his health food crap.

by Anonymousreply 571February 24, 2019 3:10 AM

[quote] Drinking whisky doesn't seem terribly compatible with all of his health food crap.

You're right. It seems very "off brand" for health-conscious Tommy. ("Nothing goes better with this protein bar than a good shot of whisky.") Clearly, Tommy is so desperate that he will now shill for anything and anybody who asks.

by Anonymousreply 572February 24, 2019 6:26 AM

Poor Tommy won't be hosting the Oscars. But that won't stop him from posing in his wedding tux -- you know, to honor the Oscars.

[quote] tommydidario In honor of the #AcademyAwards, I’m dusting off the tux I got married in almost three years ago and giving red carpet realness. 😎 What films are you rooting for tonight? I loved A Star Is Born, The Wife & Green Book this season. 🎥 @sophiekietzmann

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by Anonymousreply 573February 24, 2019 2:44 PM

[quote]I’m dusting off the tux I got married in almost three years ago and giving red carpet realness.

What? is he going to sit in front of the tv wearing it?

That is the most retarded thing I've seen him do yet! All that plant-based protein is altering Tommy's brain!

by Anonymousreply 574February 24, 2019 3:06 PM

Just another way for our Tommi to bring up his wedding - for the 900th time. And that tux is pretty fug, plus Tommi needs to have it altered to actually fit if he's going to keep dusting it off.

by Anonymousreply 575February 24, 2019 3:17 PM

[quote] All that plant-based protein is altering Tommy's brain!

No, it's the Johnnie Walker! His #BlueLabelMoments are destroying his (few) brain cells. Soon, he'll be slurring his words on Amazon Live.

by Anonymousreply 576February 24, 2019 3:31 PM

Are you suggesting his drunken Green Room antics are why Tommi's been blacklisted from Rachael Ray?

by Anonymousreply 577February 24, 2019 7:48 PM

Do you think he really dusted off his tux for this occasion or he just posted an old selfie?

And giving red carpet realness? WTF? Why does he talk like that? How old is he? And is he male?

by Anonymousreply 578February 24, 2019 8:07 PM

When you consider that Tommi lives in a make-believe world where he's a CEO, actor, writer, and 100 other things, that he believes that he would be walking the red carpet at the Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 579February 24, 2019 8:24 PM

I think that Tommy was THIS close to being named the Oscar host. Things went south so he is depressed and drinking.

by Anonymousreply 580February 24, 2019 8:58 PM

I buy everything that Tommi shills!

by Anonymousreply 581February 25, 2019 2:55 PM

There are people who run out and buy all the protein bars, ties, Buicks, and Hyatt hotels every time they see Tommy recommending them because they trust Tommy’s expertise in health and wellness. Now these health nuts are going to have to go out and buy whiskey.

by Anonymousreply 582February 26, 2019 8:44 PM

Gio’s latest report was SO dangerous! DM him on Grindr Tommy and beg him to Stay Safe!!!!

by Anonymousreply 583February 27, 2019 7:16 PM

Tommy is an Amazon Live STAR!

[quote] tommydidario That’s a wrap on the day. 🎥 Thank you for welcoming me into your homes each week. Just a message to let you know that you guys ROCK. 💙

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by Anonymousreply 584February 28, 2019 7:59 AM

Tommi gives hope to very average looking guys

by Anonymousreply 585February 28, 2019 9:17 AM

Tommy is not what I would call ‘hot’. The body is nice but those moles! Gross. The face is just meh.

by Anonymousreply 586February 28, 2019 11:32 AM

[quote] Tommi gives hope to very average looking guys

And what hope would that be? That if you're an average looking guy, you too can fail at everything you try?

by Anonymousreply 587March 1, 2019 1:11 AM

Nothing begets Nothing.

by Anonymousreply 588March 1, 2019 1:16 AM

Tommy has more careers than any man I know.

by Anonymousreply 589March 1, 2019 1:50 AM

Gio reports on the latest household danger: The risk of planes crashing into your bedroom!

Thankfully, Gio was able to report on this incredible story from the safety of the GMA anchor desk.

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by Anonymousreply 590March 1, 2019 4:14 AM

Stay safe, Gio! Such dangerous reporting.

by Anonymousreply 591March 1, 2019 6:46 AM

Tommy with all his moles!

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by Anonymousreply 592March 2, 2019 12:00 AM

Mini vacation? About time!

by Anonymousreply 593March 2, 2019 12:07 AM

Here's the New Link. Sorry I misspelled "All" in the title.

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by Anonymousreply 594March 2, 2019 12:56 AM

Bitch, there are 5 more replies to still talk about me!

by Anonymousreply 595March 2, 2019 1:06 AM

Has Tommy considered removing his gross moles?

by Anonymousreply 596March 2, 2019 1:09 AM

Q: What is Tommi's favorite hors d'oeuvre?

A: Guac-a-mole.

Q: What is Tommi's favorite game?

A: Whack-a-mole.

Q: Who is Tommi's favorite English actor?

A: Alfred Mole-ina.

by Anonymousreply 597March 2, 2019 1:17 AM

Time…

by Anonymousreply 598March 2, 2019 1:18 AM

To end…

by Anonymousreply 599March 2, 2019 1:19 AM

This thread.

by Anonymousreply 600March 2, 2019 1:19 AM
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