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“You love it, don’t you? You love to make me exercise my straight white male privilege!”

“Nikiwonder, PLEASE! PLEASE, Nikiwonder!”

by Anonymousreply 4759 hours ago

Old thread

by Anonymousreply 102/22/2019

Bold moves today. Nikki wonder liking celebface and armie breaking his twitter hiatus in a group chst to say Im batman. Good workout fahoud.

by Anonymousreply 202/22/2019

This guy is so dumb and annoying. DL loves to hype up assholes. The more assholey they are the more we love them.

by Anonymousreply 302/22/2019

I swear. He only gets by based on his looks. People are reluctant to call out his bs because he’s as fine as hell. Now I know why he stays with Liz! He doesn’t want to expose his ignorance to someone else.

by Anonymousreply 402/22/2019

I think he is incredibly handsome and sexy, but he would do himself well to limit his jabberwocky. He does himself no good with his pontificating. I think he probably is a decent guy, but boring as hell. I would agree with others that he may have big time insecurities which that hag plays to her favor.

by Anonymousreply 502/22/2019

I think Armie will be Batman. I think he will be terrific

by Anonymousreply 602/22/2019

I think he’s handsome but not sexy. Being with Liz has erased whatever sexiness he might have had. He’s too awkward. I don’t think Armie will be Batman. He doesn’t have the charisma nor the body for it. I’m not sure he can carry a whole film on his back. He voice and acting is one dimensional. He should stick with cmbyn types.

by Anonymousreply 702/22/2019

Must we go through this AGAIN???

by Anonymousreply 802/22/2019

Liz has been living in the spa since yesterday. Can someone tell her she isn’t a nominee?

by Anonymousreply 902/22/2019

Yes because being straight, white, rich, beautiful and popular must be such a burden! Poor Armie!

by Anonymousreply 1002/22/2019

The straight white man interview best pearl fir me is

"f you stop assuming your privilege, the only people you harm are the people who are actively taking advantage of it.”

LIKE that dimwit you martied who's a posrer girl for white privilege you keep pandering to the masses as the smartest business genius on this world and the next? Get a grip. Tfat twat flaunts vapidness 24/7 .

So Spirit awards. Who's gonna hand over the award to luca? Armie is a presenter...brace yourselves

by Anonymousreply 1102/23/2019

The best thing about this interview is him criticising priviledge and at the same time, being unable to say that he won't stop playing gay characters despite being straight. Amazing display of faux wokeness.

by Anonymousreply 1202/23/2019

why so many queens jealous of the georgous man ????

by Anonymousreply 1302/23/2019

R13, because he gets to fuck Timmy’s peach.

by Anonymousreply 1402/23/2019

Is he still going to the Spirit Awards?

by Anonymousreply 1502/23/2019

Ready for Luca and Armie reunion!

by Anonymousreply 1602/23/2019

Remember when people thought Luca was fucking Armie? Those were the good times. Now it's all charmie.

by Anonymousreply 1702/23/2019

[QUOTE]“Yeah, I mean there’s things all the time that I catch myself doing. Case in point, sitting here with my feet on the table,” he told the publication. “I mean, like, I’m just being comfortable and relaxed, but like … There are things all the time that I catch myself doing and I think, ‘Wait a second, is this white privilege? Yeah, I think it is. Look at what I’m doing. Yeesh.’”

[QUOTE]The publication noted he didn’t take his feet off the table.

Feet on a table? That’s just rubbish manners. He’d catch a knuckle shot to the mouth if he came in my home and put his feet on my coffee table.

by Anonymousreply 1802/23/2019

some of the stuff he said in that article are nonsensical, he comes across stupid. It's like he got told he needed to talk about white privilege so he could seem woke, but he doesn't have a clue what it actually means. Putting feet on tables?? fuck all to do with white privilege, just shit manners. I have such a hard time reading armie, sometimes he'll say very insightful & smart things in interviews, sometimes he'll sound dumb as a box of rocks. He'll talk about things he seems to care about, but his actions will then contradict. And those recent comments about liz are downright bizarre, way ott. He just comes across as guy with a whole of of issues. If he is batman (Im doubtful), it's a mistake

by Anonymousreply 1902/23/2019

[quote]I think he is incredibly handsome

I saw a joke headline on Twitter that read "Is he cute or just tall and white?" It's what I think when I see Armie.

But dig his feet and how hairy he is.

by Anonymousreply 2002/23/2019

Hope to get set pics of Armie on Dreamland I am 45 minutes outside Detroit. Are they filming here?

by Anonymousreply 2102/23/2019

R19 He's a pseudo intellectual. He reads Coelho, ffs.

by Anonymousreply 2202/23/2019

I'm glad he didn't just stick with basic black.

by Anonymousreply 2302/23/2019

Purple suit and blue shoes?

by Anonymousreply 2402/23/2019

There is blue in the suit. Easier to find blue suede than purple.

by Anonymousreply 2502/23/2019

Damn! He looks hot. But the missus is a tragedy.

by Anonymousreply 2602/23/2019

The red carpet video is fucking painful to watch. No one will convince me they're fine. E looks like crap.

by Anonymousreply 2702/23/2019

She needs to lay off the botox - she's got the telltale batwing eyebrows now.

by Anonymousreply 2802/23/2019

He looks good. A lot of the time his red carpet style choices make him look geeky, but this one works, and fits with the indie thing.

On the other hand - with all the effort she put into prepping for the past several days, it's pretty damn sad that's the best look she could come up with. And her hairline is alarming.

by Anonymousreply 2902/23/2019

Armie is resplendent in that suit. He wears it very well. Hammerhoid on the other hand looks ghastly. Like a grandmother trying to dress like a tween.

by Anonymousreply 3002/23/2019

I don't think she looks bad it's just weird how smooth her face is when literally no one else looks like that. I will say though...she looks like his Mom.

by Anonymousreply 3102/23/2019

This pic always pops in my mind when white celebrities are really woke.

by Anonymousreply 3202/23/2019

I can’t believe she spent three days getting primped for this and this is the result. She looks like a trans from 1985.

by Anonymousreply 3302/23/2019

A Japanese trans from 1985.

by Anonymousreply 3402/23/2019

Tee hee

by Anonymousreply 3502/23/2019

Her hairstyle is called a Croydon face lift. No, it ain't a compliment and it can cause hair loss. I just wish she would stop being so desperate, she was a good looking woman, she is just ruining her looks.

by Anonymousreply 3602/23/2019

OTOH, if a mid-level black or brown actor had given a interview with his feet propped up on the reporter’s table, it would not have gone “tellingly” unremarked.

by Anonymousreply 3702/24/2019

her face looks COMPLETELY frozen and very weird and waxy, someone needs to tell her to lay off the work for 5 minuets its just making her look older .Armie's looking the best he's looked in a while imo, and he looks his age. R31 she is looking more and more like his mom its getting creepy lol

by Anonymousreply 3802/24/2019

She’s so proud of all the work it took to make her look so horrible

by Anonymousreply 3902/24/2019

The Mail is savage

by Anonymousreply 4002/24/2019

That Dailymail journalist has to be a DLer. Too much wit. Also, "cup-cake entrepreneur" made my day.

by Anonymousreply 4102/24/2019

Cunt frau thread

by Anonymousreply 4202/24/2019

That video was painful to watch. Their actions completely negate any flowery message Armie tries to sell to tabloids. It’s purely PR. This couple is done. Liz always acts stupid on these carpets despite the fact that she’s been walking them since

by Anonymousreply 4302/24/2019

Insane frau r43

Why are you so invested in this relationship between two people you don’t know, and will never meet?

How long has it been since any man has touched you?

by Anonymousreply 4402/24/2019

R43 Agreed- and I always wonder how she works up the courage to pose by herself. She's... not.. a celebrity? When you're a famous person's spouse, go ahead and pose with them, but you're not there to be the center of attention. She goes full model mode, RBF and strikes poses while standing next to Armie and I don't understand.

by Anonymousreply 4502/24/2019

R44 = Elizabeth

by Anonymousreply 4602/24/2019

No...I’m someone who is tethered in reality and has a life r46

Unlike the rat crazy cunt at r43

by Anonymousreply 4702/24/2019

British GQ outtake.

by Anonymousreply 4802/24/2019

So still no guys in here, eh?

by Anonymousreply 4902/24/2019

You have to ask r49?

It’s all fat lunatic tumblr girls and black lesbos.

by Anonymousreply 5002/24/2019

So peg firmly on nose I checked Armie's wife IG. It doesn't look like they're going to the Oscars? All that Oscar prep for the spirt awards? Is she that crazy or Am I missing something? All that building uo and then the big prize is an electric toaster? She looked like she was going to the mall. Armie looked good!

by Anonymousreply 5102/24/2019

I thought I was the only one wondering. She’s needs help fast. She was practically living in the spa and all that hype for the nasty dress and one Chanel preparty? It must be difficult living with her and her band of enablers aren’t helping either. I bet Armie ditched the whole IG thing because if her. She’s really crazy

by Anonymousreply 5202/24/2019

Moron cunt ^

by Anonymousreply 5302/24/2019

R53 Get outta here, Liz!

by Anonymousreply 5402/24/2019

All the prep to watch the oscars on the sofa in front of the telly! I can relate. Its likd me prepping to watch us playing the wold cup with tge boys.

by Anonymousreply 5502/24/2019

Eat your Bird Bakery cupcake r54

by Anonymousreply 5602/24/2019

I thought they'd at least to go to the Vanity Fair Viewing Party but so far no pics of them. Even Joe Manganiello is there.

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by Anonymousreply 5802/24/2019

She looks pregnant. Especially in the Chanel outfit.

by Anonymousreply 5902/24/2019
by Anonymousreply 6002/24/2019

Ok, she has storied about going to the VF party but SO FAR, I haven't glimpse any Armie (you know she would post anything---his hand, his hair, any body part--just to prove Armie was with her), have you? So she went there without him? WTH was she even doing there? Handing out cupcakes to the guests?

by Anonymousreply 6102/24/2019

R61 That'd xplain the empty chair next to Armie, or taken by Evelyn the publicist, for most of soirée at the spirt awards with the exception of the mandatory loved up display for the cameras. I don't know why she bothered because when she goes alone the only pictures of her at the event are the ones she posts... and all solo pictures fall flat.

by Anonymousreply 6202/25/2019

R54 Go back to tumblr Melanie!

by Anonymousreply 6302/25/2019

He sounds stupid and they both look dull.

by Anonymousreply 6402/25/2019

I sure want to suck Armie off. His feet too.

by Anonymousreply 6502/25/2019

[quote]So she went there without him? WTH was she even doing there?

She was with Elizabeth Debicki. Not sure as a plus one or just a hanger on.

by Anonymousreply 6602/25/2019

I'm sure they were invited to the Oscar, but Armie has problems with alcohol, he always feel bad because he drinks, she said she was preparing for the ceremony and a page posted the dress she had chosen, it was an Armani, they were invited, but for some reason Armie didn't want to go, I think he was too drunk to be able to stand

by Anonymousreply 6702/25/2019

I honestly think Armie is depressed. I hope he finds help. Liz will rather die than for anyone to find out things aren’t smooth. As usual, she’s facetuned the fuck out of her current picture. She’s trying hard to hold unto some semblance of youth. Poor thing

by Anonymousreply 6802/25/2019

Ford playing with E. Debicki's foot is one of the weirdest things I've seen on social media.So random and so strange.

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by Anonymousreply 7002/25/2019

Well, now I really want to know where the hell Armie was.

And it's times like this when you can really tell how frustrated Liz is about the fact that she never made it as an actress. She so desperately wants to be part of that world, lives vicariously through Armie who lets her pretend she's a cast member on the red carpet. She'll even prep for a week to go to an Oscar party as the jocksniffer of a former co-star of her husband's, acting like it's as big a deal as going to the ceremony itself. Damn.

by Anonymousreply 7102/25/2019

She gets crazier by the day. Poor Harper and Ford, having a depressed alcoholic dad and a delusional anorexic mother. At least they're rich, hope they turn out better than their parents.

by Anonymousreply 7202/25/2019

R70 Elizabeth was at the Vanity Fair party this year? I'm confused

by Anonymousreply 7302/25/2019

For all of those in love be with this guy...this is not a man. This is a very self satisfied douche.

by Anonymousreply 7402/25/2019

I think i'm going to send Elizabeth the link of this ig profile, this lady and Elizabeth are 36 and the other woman in this pic is her 50 year old mother. Mrs Hammer looks like the mother of both

by Anonymousreply 7502/25/2019

Yes R73 Elizabeth went without Armie, as the guest of Elizabeth Debicki

by Anonymousreply 7602/25/2019

Well, I’m not ready to diagnose Armie as a depressive based on social media and photos, but something seems off. I find it unusual that she didn’t hint at any reason for his absence from the VF party last night, not even a “Miss you husband” photo caption. He obviously wasn’t there or he’d have been with her in the step-and-repeats.

If it were a different couple it wouldn’t raise my eyebrows, but it’s so far outside the norm for them that it begs an obvious question. Pair that with the fact that he looked completely grumpy at the Spirit Awards and in the red carpet video you can see him flash a big fake smile at her at the photographer’s request, then his face falls again ....I do wonder what’s up.

by Anonymousreply 7702/25/2019

I don't know what's happening, but Armie wrote he'll love her forever, he called her as his Forever Valentine, he was clearly saying he will never leave her, I don't know if he was honest, but he gave his message about her

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by Anonymousreply 8002/25/2019

god she looks thin

by Anonymousreply 8102/25/2019

Oooh a hottie

by Anonymousreply 8202/25/2019

She looks haggard, but no wonder, if she caught a 1 am flight. My sympathies are limited, however. She could have skipped the VF party and left town at a reasonable hour.

by Anonymousreply 8302/25/2019

Armie is either evil or insane if he doesn't realise that his wife needs an intervention. Urgently.

by Anonymousreply 8402/25/2019

Matching hairlines!

by Anonymousreply 8502/26/2019

R67 dont be daft. That armani privé dress dizzy lizzie storied during oscar prep week - lmao - was the one she used last year. Armie can get all the invites he wants for Oscar after-parties because 1) he's a Hammer and 2) he's Armie. He just didn't want to go because there was no reason for him to go.. She went by herself and no one noticed her.

by Anonymousreply 8602/26/2019

R86 only high-society people care about someone's last name, no one in the industry is interested if he's a hammer or an ax, he's just a B list actor

by Anonymousreply 8702/26/2019

So, one of the UT students who heard Elizabeth speak commented that she said she had "only had 5 pieces of sushi a day for the past three days". Not that it should surprise any of us, but I do think it's kind of stupid to talk about something so unhealthy as if it's cute to impressionable, young adults.

by Anonymousreply 8802/26/2019

Armie is quoted in this NY Times piece about a new club in L.A. where photos aren’t allowed and celebrities can go to get some privacy. Make of it what you will.

by Anonymousreply 8902/26/2019

^ interesting

by Anonymousreply 9002/26/2019

At first I thought it was further indication that he’s been downplaying his wealth, but the membership fee is surprisingly low. $4200 a year....your average upper middle class couple could afford that easily.

by Anonymousreply 9102/26/2019

But if I can't Instagram from there, then it doesn't really exist!

by Anonymousreply 9202/26/2019

Of course, those celebrities could have all the privacy they home. Well, except Armie...

by Anonymousreply 9302/26/2019

I doubt he's going there with her lol.

by Anonymousreply 9402/26/2019

I mean I've been thinking that he's gotta get it somewhere else since his stay in NYC when they were apart for weeks even though she could've gone to NYC much sooner, not like she had anything to do in LA. Plus they look so awkward together and always arrive separately lately, I SERIOUSLY doubt they fuck anymore. He's a young, virile guy so...

by Anonymousreply 9502/26/2019

Straight White Male Privilege made him a bad dancer.

by Anonymousreply 9602/26/2019

R95 Where have they arrived separately other than that event with Priyanka & Nick? I haven’t been paying attention.

by Anonymousreply 9702/26/2019

They flew in and out of Utah (for Sundance) separately. He arrived alone at the Spirit awards.

by Anonymousreply 9802/26/2019

He arrived alone at the OTBOS premiere at AFI while she arrived with Nick.

by Anonymousreply 9902/26/2019

Is America's Favorite Coosome Twosome Heading Towards Splitsville?

by Anonymousreply 10002/26/2019

While we’re on the subject of arriving and departing awards shows, someone clear something up for me. Around this time last year, Armie, Elizabeth & Nick were papped leaving a dinner or something (it was the one when he was making a big show of hiding behind her as they walked out). Armie got in the front seat by the driver and left Liz & Nick to sit in the back. Is that typical or is that a dick move? Wouldn’t most people sit in the back next to their spouse?

by Anonymousreply 10102/26/2019

You know the girls like to sit in the back and dish with each other.

by Anonymousreply 10202/26/2019

It looks like he dgaf about her for a while now. One of their most cringey moments was that Hammer gala phtocall when he basically left her there in front of the photographers nbd. Forget their staged coupley photos and his ig superlative posts about wife. It's moments like that that show what their relationship is really like. People always shit on her for shading him on sm but he's been acting like a dick with her for a while now.

by Anonymousreply 10302/26/2019

"But celebrities need PRIVACY, away from the prying eyes of the unwashed!" says the man whose wife has posted multiple pics of their vomit-encrusted children moments after they've been carsick, her own bloody kleenex after being bopped in the mouth by the baby, and even their 3-year-old daughter being walked through the streets of New York wearing nothing but her underwear after she puked all over herself. Then there's the photos and video of various medical procedures and injuries posted by both of them, and even footage of the two of them in bed about to go to sleep...

by Anonymousreply 10402/26/2019

R88 she's starving herlself to get into the below 0 runway sample outfits she can get her free hand on. She's not naturally skinny and has wide there's no way it's lucky metabolism.

So they don't allow smartphones in that exclusive club but share that he's there? Wtf? Or is that just hypothesis?

by Anonymousreply 10502/26/2019

I’m sure they got publicist approval before they mentioned his name. He agreed to be interviewed so obviously doesn’t care who knows.

by Anonymousreply 10602/26/2019

Let me guess: he's getting paid to advertise this club.

by Anonymousreply 10702/26/2019

But he's not interviewed, they just name him the article as one of the patrons of the club among other celebrities.

by Anonymousreply 10802/26/2019

*in the article

by Anonymousreply 10902/26/2019

Read the whole thing, R108. He’s quoted.

by Anonymousreply 11002/26/2019

Okay, I saw now.

by Anonymousreply 11102/26/2019

Cunts get silenced

by Anonymousreply 11202/26/2019

Of course he is helping the owner of the tower hotel, when he meets up with Timmy there they keep quiet...

by Anonymousreply 11302/26/2019

The little girl is hanging out with Elizabeth Debicki now for some reason. Where is Armie? He can’t be shooting Dreamland yet, can he? Gary Oldman was just at the Oscars.

by Anonymousreply 11402/26/2019

Kinda thinking Luca might be a pedo at this point. He is making a miniseries about a 14 year old boy who has a romance with an adult soldier.

by Anonymousreply 11502/26/2019

Mb2’s friend Camille 1402 is the one from the IG live. (her IG is that name without the space) She has stories of them in LA today. Either she was in France over the weekend and came back or was never there.

by Anonymousreply 11602/26/2019

Fuck I always get high and post in the wrong thread, my bad ^^^

by Anonymousreply 11702/26/2019

Is the post at R116 in some sort of military code?

R115, it doesn't seem like a wise move for Luca to go back to the teenage boy-older guy scenario again. Fair or not, the pedo label is going to get thrown around again and might end up sticking permanently. Plus the miniseries sounds blah. Is he ever going to make those movies with Felicity Jones and JLaw, or are those off the table now?

by Anonymousreply 11802/26/2019

Yeah I want a J Law and Armie movie. I want to see Liz's head explode.

by Anonymousreply 11902/26/2019

Dreamland director posted 2 film relared mini clips ssying I love my job. If Armie is not there he should be very soon.

by Anonymousreply 12002/27/2019

I think I read that preproduction goes through March 2. So yes, any day, I imagine.

by Anonymousreply 12102/27/2019

R119 ugh JLaw is so annoying. Armie already has to deal with Liz's shit so idk if I would JLaw's shit on him.

by Anonymousreply 12202/27/2019

[quote]One of their most cringey moments was that Hammer gala phtocall when he basically left her there in front of the photographers nbd. Forget their staged coupley photos and his ig superlative posts about wife. It's moments like that that show what their relationship is really like. People always shit on her for shading him on sm but he's been acting like a dick with her for a while now.

I hadn’t seen that video but found it. Yes, for all his blaring about how brilliant she is and how she deserves more respect and on and on ad nauseum, there seems to be a lack of basic courtesy in how he treats her.

Then again, this is a man who thinks it’s okay to put his gross bare feet on the coffee table on camera.

by Anonymousreply 12302/27/2019

Also, has Mrs. H completely lost her shit? She flew from the Oscar party to Texas in the wee hours, baked cupcakes in the middle of the night, flew home and had her hair blown out at 11 pm, and then posted a screenshot of her predawn alarm settings. Does she know that lack of sleep makes people age faster than milk?

by Anonymousreply 12402/27/2019


She's on uppers.

by Anonymousreply 12502/27/2019

I have an awful feeling that she’s angling for a Food Network show of her own.

by Anonymousreply 12602/27/2019

Yep no sleep and proper nutrition ages you like hell. Living like that and then pumping yourself with fillers and Botox is some crazy shit.

by Anonymousreply 12702/27/2019

She could die and her corpse will probably be running around for like a day or two because of all the uppers she's jacked herself with.

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by Anonymousreply 12902/27/2019

She just storied something about being on a set. She makes me have anxiety and I don’t live with her. Meanwhile where is Armie? He totally dropped off the face of the earth.

by Anonymousreply 13002/27/2019

R130 Armie is ok, he has just blocked me on Twitter last night, he is licking the floor to Liz step as usual

by Anonymousreply 13102/27/2019

R131 lmao what did you do

by Anonymousreply 13202/27/2019

R124, I think she maintains that hectic pace largely for show, to seem high-powered, ultra-busy and in demand. But a lot of what she does seems unnecessary and certainly cuts into time with her kids and husband, not to mention the wear and tear on herself. I mean, flying to Texas to bake in the middle of the night? Have Orangina do it and overnight them, or find a commercial kitchen somewhere in LA to do it. Just insane.

And she's been trying to get a Food Network show for ages now - that's why she does these fill-ins for other hosts and short-term gigs with them, putting herself on their radar.

by Anonymousreply 13302/27/2019

R130 what's the tea? Armie saying its sexism when his wife is written about and introduced as his wife brainwashed Armie. How the hell would she be introduced in his circles and mentioned in write ups about him? I mean when Im introduced to people at my boyfriend's company events Im introduced as his partner followed by name and when he steps into my world it's the other way around. Otherwide it'd be like... ok who the hell is that? What's their connection to this event? Even introducing her as his wife doesn't explain what the fuck is she doing posing for solo pictures in his red carpets. The whole thing is just bizarre. I dread to think of a Batman red carpet....wb has to bar her!

by Anonymousreply 13402/27/2019

[quote]I mean, flying to Texas to bake in the middle of the night? Have Orangina do it and overnight them, or find a commercial kitchen somewhere in LA to do it. Just insane.

She was already in Texas for that business event at UT. I’m assuming she just checked on her bakery while she was nearby. I don’t think she’s crazy enough (yet) to fly halfway across the country just for an oven.

But yes, a lot of the jetting around seems unnecessary. Kind of like a midnight blowout that’s just going to end up in a ponytail.

by Anonymousreply 13502/27/2019

R133 I heard their mate at the today's show is being replaced and the 4th section where food comes in will have some changes. I suspect she's eyeing more time there which is good in a way...leaving Armie more breathing space.

I mam the only one thinking it reeks of bimbo when she's a speaker at a business event and then all she stories is whst she wore and car glam? WTF? Good marketing for credebility. How moronic!

by Anonymousreply 13602/27/2019

Whut ^

Speak English

by Anonymousreply 13702/27/2019

^^ Kathie Lee Gifford was Armie's wife ticket into the Today's show kitchen. She's out.

by Anonymousreply 13802/27/2019

R132 "@armiehammer you deserve to spend the rest of your life with this thing, unhappy and pretending you're lucky, keep trying, maybe one of these days you can convince yourself, how long have you been drinking to scape from your reality? she = (emoji vomiting)"

by Anonymousreply 13902/27/2019

I was blocked for less so. But really talking shit about her won’t make him leave her. Sadly. Buuut remember that she had access to his accounts lol so who knows who blocked you.

by Anonymousreply 14002/27/2019

R139 harsh. I guess he still lurks on social media, or his wife does

by Anonymousreply 14102/27/2019

R140 I don't know if I really want him to leave her, he deserves do be with her and unhappy, in love for other person and suffer for this. She doesn't have access to his account, I don't believe

by Anonymousreply 14202/27/2019

Do you think Armie is having an affair? I know he's been sexually repressed with her for years (no BDSM for Queen Cupcakes), but surely if they've -kind of of - broke up, he'd still want to have sex with someone, right? And please, don't say Timothée.

by Anonymousreply 14302/27/2019

I'm sure he fucks around. I don't think he's mature enough for an affair.

by Anonymousreply 14402/27/2019

Armie flat out loves Timmy r143.

by Anonymousreply 14502/27/2019

R144 That's the thing though, I think Armie is a man-child that always needs to be in a stable relationship. But if he's just fucking around, it could explain his breakdown.

by Anonymousreply 14602/27/2019

R139 No offense, but why would you go on someone's social media and say something like that.

by Anonymousreply 14702/27/2019

R147, don't expect crazy people to do sane things.

by Anonymousreply 14802/27/2019

She is going to destroy him.

by Anonymousreply 14902/27/2019

R147 Do you think they’re normal people writing in this thread? They are worse that that stick of a wife, but hey, they call themselves “normal”.

by Anonymousreply 15002/27/2019

FF the cunt at r131 , r139 , r142

by Anonymousreply 15102/27/2019

If anyone besides him has access to his account, it’s more likely to be his publicist than his wife.

I’d imagine that someone will tweet a sighting when he arrives in Montreal or shortly thereafter. He’s kind of hard to miss.

by Anonymousreply 15202/27/2019

So this is interesting. There is a Twitter account called Armie Hammer News, and a few days ago, it posted an IG story from Elizabeth to the effect that Armie had been sick in bed for days but rallied to join her for date night at the spa. I don’t remember seeing that. Wonder if she deleted it, but why would she? And when would they have done a date night? Based on the timing it would’ve had to be Saturday night after the Spirit awards.

by Anonymousreply 15302/27/2019

R253 now that you mention it... yeah that tweet puzxled me a bit. I kust thought it was from last year (fascia scraping?) Is it new? Was hecsick again before the spirit awards?

by Anonymousreply 15402/27/2019

She deleted that story after 30min,night before spirit

by Anonymousreply 15502/27/2019

R153 Some people believed it to be an old story. Not sure if true, but the other thinking was that this was going to be her excuse for the weirdness of them 1. not arriving or leaving any of these events together and 2. her going to the VF party alone. She deleted it after 30 minutes though, so I think it's a combination of all 3 things. Old story + pre-damage control for any weirdness. Which clearly didn't work lol

by Anonymousreply 15602/27/2019

R153 R154 This?

by Anonymousreply 15702/27/2019

Morons should be legally barred from pontificating about anything, ever.

by Anonymousreply 15802/27/2019

[R157] preparation for oscar week,lol

by Anonymousreply 15902/27/2019

I don’t think it’s an old story, only because the spa she tagged also commented on her VF party pics to say “thanks for the late night bubbles and facials” or something like that. Armie probably had a skin treatment too since he was presenting the next day. It’s not like he’s above awards show beauty prep.

Still don’t get why she deleted it, unless she did it by mistake. And if he rallied for date night, then made it to the Spirit awards, how come he couldn’t throw her an hour or two at the VF party?

by Anonymousreply 16002/27/2019

R160 maybe because he was sick? Not that he looked sick but it's hard to tell because last year he'd been sick but still looked better than everybody else.

by Anonymousreply 16102/27/2019

A woman who shows the world her kids covered in vomit and her husband half-naked in bed with chicken soup does not care if he looks sick in a photo, R161.

by Anonymousreply 16202/27/2019


by Anonymousreply 16302/27/2019

She’s got one of the ugliest mouths ever

by Anonymousreply 16402/27/2019

R163 she's one of the uggliest women I've ever seen, but Armie calls her as the hottest wife ever and most gorgeous, i really think he sees her this way 'cause nobody is crazy or hypocritical enough to write these things without feeling these things

by Anonymousreply 16502/28/2019

I think armie and those who surround her know that she feeds on those praises. She deletes anything that doesn’t sound nice under her comments. They enable her to be this terrible and I’m afraid she won’t be able to undo all the crazy things she’s done on her face

by Anonymousreply 16602/28/2019

If his career plateaus and hers really does take off, e.g. she gets her own show (urgh please no), I can see it causing big problems in their marriage. For all Armie’s boasting about her, I don’t think his ego would take kindly to her becoming as well-known and recognizable as he is.

by Anonymousreply 16702/28/2019

With a personality like hers that’s not gonna happen. Also I doubt Armie would be mad about that.

by Anonymousreply 16802/28/2019

The only way her career would take off is if she is cast as Sally the ragdoll and a live action adaptation of Nighmare Before Christmas

No, wait, Sally would need to be likeable.

by Anonymousreply 16902/28/2019

Lily Rose is Armies sister in dreamland. What a cosy scenario.

by Anonymousreply 17002/28/2019

R170 yeah the charmies will have a field day coming up with all kinds of theories to justity why she was cast.

Anyway...indeed Armie will play a drug trafficker

Dreamland weaves together three storylines focusing on a drug trafficker (Hammer) who arranges a multi-cartel Fentanyl smuggling operation between Canada and the US,

Depp plays Hammer’s sister, a brilliant, desperate young woman.

by Anonymousreply 17102/28/2019

I’m not sure she can pull off brilliant. Nepotism in Hollywood is a big thing. That girl can’t act

by Anonymousreply 17202/28/2019

LOL none of the characters in the film sound like any of the flyover people actually affected by the opiod crisis

It's like making a movie about the 80s crack epidemic without mentioning the inner cities.

by Anonymousreply 17302/28/2019

R172 Why so you think she was cast?

Anyway, I hope this won’t turn into a Lily/Tim promo tour indirectly with this fucking movie. Armie, as always, will be shadowed by all the cosy cosy IT “couple”. Bleh,

by Anonymousreply 17402/28/2019

Nepotism is everywhere. Ive never seen her in anything outside the chanel universe. Pretty girl, looks a lot like her mother with very distinct traces of Johnny thrown in, which adds exotism. I'll wait to see what she does and then I'll judge. Montreal has become the epicenter of gossip, hey? This should be funny.

by Anonymousreply 17502/28/2019

I do not think she’s pretty. She’s 19 and looks cute with tons of make up. Her head is seriously weird and her body is not of this planet. She looks weird in a bad way.

by Anonymousreply 17602/28/2019

R175 No, it won’t. Armie will have the short stick. Disaster. I want Lily out of the movie.

by Anonymousreply 17702/28/2019

In what universe does Armie look young enough to be her brother?

by Anonymousreply 17802/28/2019

In the same universe as Bradley Coopers A Star Is Born

by Anonymousreply 17902/28/2019

R177 Do you think the Hammers will tale her under their wing like they took Timothee?

by Anonymousreply 18002/28/2019

Oh good Lord, I hope not. Liz’s shitposting will break Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 18102/28/2019

R178 A younger sister obviously, not twins.

by Anonymousreply 18202/28/2019

R180 Are you kidding me? Armie and Liz have known her for years now lol. There’s no novelty in there. The disaster is that no one will care about this movie and Armie will again be the one left alone. It will all be Lily/Tim and Liz IG and being matchmaker. Please, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 18302/28/2019

Yes, Rose, I realize. He looks 40 and she looks 17.

by Anonymousreply 18402/28/2019

R184 So what? My dad's eldest sister was 25 years older. And my sister is 12 years younger than me. We're talking about same parents. In the case of different mother the age gap could be ....look at mick jagger

by Anonymousreply 18502/28/2019

I really want to see this red carpet with the two straight and passionate couples, who has the biggest forehead? Liz or Lily? I'll see it on the red carpet

by Anonymousreply 18602/28/2019

R186 Why?. Are you predicting Chalamet will pull a Liz and crash his lovers' lol red carpet?

by Anonymousreply 18702/28/2019

R187 Dear, there are three universal truths: Timmy will never assume Lily as his girlfriend, Armie is never going to divorce Liz and the Earth planet is round

by Anonymousreply 18802/28/2019

R188 and that is the truth !

by Anonymousreply 18902/28/2019

He could play her Dad.

by Anonymousreply 19002/28/2019

Suffering from a hangover:

by Anonymousreply 19102/28/2019

His eyes look glassy and empty.

by Anonymousreply 19202/28/2019

Lady Liz just storied 3 packs of Doritos and asked us not to judge her. She’s trying to tell us she ate 3 packs of Doritos? There’s no way she doesn’t need a shrink. I pray her husband isn’t Batman. Not because I don’t adore him but because of the nauseating events that will he storied.

by Anonymousreply 19302/28/2019

What? Speak Ennnnnglishhhh ^

by Anonymousreply 19402/28/2019

What's with the Johnny Weir hair in R191?

by Anonymousreply 19502/28/2019

Isn’t that an older photo at R191? I swear I’ve seen it before.

by Anonymousreply 19602/28/2019

The picture is from 2017, r196.

by Anonymousreply 19702/28/2019

Armie is a classic case of believe what I say, not what I do. Or is it the other way around? e's worries about sociial media a lot because of his kids. They're progressive parents but present the kids like they jumped out of a XIX century postcard. He's sensitive. Fascinating stuff.

Readers Digest UK

There’s a great deal of discussion around gender norms and discrimination in the film—did you face any gender-based discriminations growing up?

No, not really, I don’t remember that ever being a discussion. This is probably to my parent’s credit, but I don’t remember ever being told to “be a man” or “man up” or anything like that. I was a sensitive kid and I think that was allowed and fostered and that’s probably part of the reason I’m in the creative arts now, because I was never told, “you have to be a strong man”.

Los Angeles is a progressive place and I’d like to think my wife and I are progressive parents. I worry about the world my kids are going to grow up in not only because of [gender norms] but because of what the landscape looks like. I worry about the world of social media too; what world is that going to give my children to live in, what is that going to look like?

by Anonymousreply 19803/01/2019

[quote]I worry about the world of social media too; what world is that going to give my children to live in, what is that going to look like?

There is no way he is not shading his wife with that quote. None. Even Armie isn’t dumb enough not to realize how massively hypocritical it sounds.

by Anonymousreply 19903/01/2019

I think some of you might be finding "controversy" where there is none. Like with anything, there are good and bad uses of social media. Just because his wife uses it all the time, and quite frankly, pretty harmlessly despite the way some carry on about it, doesn't mean he hates all aspects of SM. He is probably talking about the bad parts of SM.

There was another interview he gave a week or so ago where he talked about all the negativity that can come from it and how hard it is to ignore it and get off of it.. Hell we just had that person in this thread send a flat out hateful message to him for no good reason. Now eveyone can have their say about anything or anyone, for good or bad, for all the world to see. It is what it is.

by Anonymousreply 20003/01/2019

R200 Listen, adults can do what they want on sicial media as long as its legal. If the missus wants to be a circus momkey doing all sorts of ridiculous pirouettes for likes, its her prerogative. But exposing the children...that's deplorable no matter how many extra likes they yield. .

by Anonymousreply 20103/01/2019

R199 His definition of what is bad about SM is probably different, LOL. He dislikes trolling, but probably doesnt find attentionwhoring bad because he's an attention whore too.

by Anonymousreply 20203/01/2019

[quote]There was another interview he gave a week or so ago where he talked about all the negativity that can come from it and how hard it is to ignore it and get off of it.. Hell we just had that person in this thread send a flat out hateful message to him for no good reason. Now eveyone can have their say about anything or anyone, for good or bad, for all the world to see. It is what it is.

True, the hate and just overall weird comments he receives (like the person who told him to leave his wife for Timothee) are over the top. Social media is the worst thing to happen to celebrities because too many people have no filter and lose all sense of decency due to hiding behind the anonymity of the internet.  But he is a masochist who entertains it. He can walk away from social media if he wants to. Or control how he receives comments. There was a time when he only allowed Instagram comments from people he mutually followed, but he was getting under a dozen comments.  Eventually he opened it back up to everyone. Why? Does he need validation? If so, expect and accept  the outrageous comments.

Twitter is harder because people @ him in negative tweets.  But he deleted it from his phone once. He could do it again if he so chooses and only reactivate when he is in promo mode.  Or not even then - he could use the official accounts for whatever film he's promoting.  But since he's now a brand ambassador and doing sponsored ads he's beholden to social media; and also it benefits his wife.

by Anonymousreply 20303/01/2019

R203 Dear, celebrities who don't like social media behave exactly like: Michael Fassbender, Alicia Vikander, Brad Pitt, Angelina, Aniston ... they simply don't have social media, Armie is hypocrite, he criticizes the selfie culture, but he has a social media full of selfies and he's married to Mrs inflated ego, you've written everything, he needs validation, have you ever wondered why he loves, admires and is attracted to Liz? because he is like her

by Anonymousreply 20403/01/2019

Mrs. H has been strangely quiet on social media the past few days (other than all the shots from the set). Virtually nothing personal. It’s only worth mentioning because it’s so unusual for her.

by Anonymousreply 20503/01/2019

Attention whoring isn’t the issue. The issue is that he’s metaphorically wringing his hands over how social media will affect his kids while his wife is over there posting intimate details of their family life. That’s just not a smart thing for a rich celebrity to do. Do you know how many fucking sickos are out there?

[quote]But since he's now a brand ambassador and doing sponsored ads he's beholden to social media; and also it benefits his wife.

His publicist could easily tweet that stuff using his account, if he was really serious about deleting social media apps from his devices.

by Anonymousreply 20603/01/2019

The bad aspect is not so much putting up cute photos of all the family or the kids in a pumpkin field or with their birthday cake, but all the stories of ford being sick, dancing lessons or where they go to Sunday school. I like how Graham Norton shaded Armie about Harper's Eiffel tower drawing, not something to put on the fridge but ok for the gram... You can publish a story of your self ill in bed, but no to publishing the photo of your toddler ill in bed; they cannot give assent. Armie is incapable of understanding this difference.

by Anonymousreply 20703/02/2019

R206 The issue is much much encompassing than protection from the sickos. Children should be allowed to grow up as normally as possibly and she's making it very difficult by turning them into Instagram children. One of these days people will ask for pictures with the kids like they are some sort of instagram Macaulay Culkins. Its not going tonend well.

by Anonymousreply 20803/02/2019

If I were the Hammers I would be freaked out that there is an ig account of my kids. The re-publish all the photos and stories that Liz publishes of them. That is not sweet, it is freakish. But they do not seem to mind, the kids are exposed to the public and they do not have a say in it.

by Anonymousreply 20903/02/2019

Any guys in here?

R209 I guessyou still don’t know that that IG account for their children is run by someone they personally know. Oh well.

by Anonymousreply 21003/02/2019

R209 Elizabeth likes many posts of that ig, account,she is the main person who expose her kids privacy and Armie doesn't mind, he can't see any kind of failure in Elizabeth's behavior, for Armie, she's the most perfect person God sent to the Earth

by Anonymousreply 21103/02/2019


by Anonymousreply 21203/02/2019

R212 did she delete it?

by Anonymousreply 21303/02/2019

Looks like

It was cached so I was able to screenshot it

by Anonymousreply 21403/02/2019

thanks R214 her legs and hands...have other people noticed she's losing a noticeable amount of weight recently? More and more I get the feeling things are bad behind closed doors with these two right now. If armie really gets batman then lord help them

by Anonymousreply 21503/02/2019

Saw him on Graham Norton last night. He looked fine and wasn't too bad as a guest. His suit was too tight but he showed his workouts are paying off.

by Anonymousreply 21603/02/2019

R216 He’s in England again? Or was that the show from a couple of weeks ago?

by Anonymousreply 21703/02/2019

R212 and R212 She looks like a demon, a 36 years old horrible woman who looks like a beautiful 18 years old chimp, but Armie loves and admires her exactly the way she is, he wrote in that Valentine's post that he'll love her forever and that he can't imagine a world without her as his life partner, I believe in Armie, if he were unhappy with her, he would have made a cold post like her post for him, unfortunetely, Armie loves this ridiculous, tiring and hysterical trans woman, and nothing in this world can change this

by Anonymousreply 21803/02/2019

[quote]He’s in England again? Or was that the show from a couple of weeks ago?

The latter.

[quote]His suit was too tight

The blazer is going to rip open Incredible Hulk style.

by Anonymousreply 21903/02/2019

God you're TEDIOUS r218

by Anonymousreply 22003/02/2019

If the Hammers ever split, not that I’m holding my breath, who gets custody of Nick and the fat one?

by Anonymousreply 22103/02/2019

Elizabeth obviously

by Anonymousreply 22203/02/2019

Ugh she’s driving on Mulholland again with the phone in her hand.

by Anonymousreply 22303/02/2019

For those poor kids’ sake I really, really hope Armie or someone else is driving.

by Anonymousreply 22403/02/2019

Wow! This Naseebs lady on IG ( Elizabeth’s bestie), is married into some serious money. Has nothing to do with Armie so pls carry on

by Anonymousreply 22503/02/2019

She insists on documenting her kids' daily activities every day, but I'm sure if someone was trying to sneak a pic of the kids or asked to take one, she would rip them to shreds. I love being an uncle and it's an awesome experience but I can't imagine posting all the shit she does about the kids in my life. It's just oversharing.

by Anonymousreply 22603/02/2019

R214 I bet that even that deleted picture which shows her ugly bony legs got those idiotic "legs" comments. I swearher IG always reminds me of that Emperor's New clothes fable where they're all ignoring the naked truth.

Where's Armie?

by Anonymousreply 22703/03/2019

Isn't he getting ready to start shooting Dreamland any minute?

The only reason Liz doesn't get called out more about her extreme thinness is because somehow her face still looks like that of a healthy-weight person (a heavily injected one, but still not hollow-cheeked or bony). If her face matched the rest of her, people would be begging her to get help.

by Anonymousreply 22803/03/2019

I love white men. Nothing better than a beautiful white man in his prime.

by Anonymousreply 22903/03/2019

He is the most boring white male actor right now.

by Anonymousreply 23003/03/2019

[quote]He is the most boring white male actor right now.

I beg your pardon.

by Anonymousreply 23103/03/2019

R230 R231 both very good points lol

by Anonymousreply 23203/03/2019

R227 He's filming Dreamland, Lily Rose posted a storie in Canada, she's playing his sister, so Armie is there too

by Anonymousreply 23303/03/2019

Why didn’t Liz withdraw the kids and place them in a Montreal school this time? You know she would love to IG them singing “Frère Jacques.”

by Anonymousreply 23403/03/2019

Is there anyone here who think Armie is gay or bissexual?

by Anonymousreply 23503/03/2019

Most of us do.

by Anonymousreply 23603/03/2019

He’s only gay for Timmy!

by Anonymousreply 23703/03/2019

R235 No. Armie is straight. He’s always been. The women in here are all Charmie shippers and want him gay with Tim. Period.

by Anonymousreply 23803/03/2019

R236 most of yours do what?

by Anonymousreply 23903/03/2019

I used to think Armie was gay, but if he were, he'd be madly in love for that french boy, Timmy is cutie and sexy at the same time, which gay would't be in love with him? all that romantic words Armie said about Timmy during cmbyn promotion was to promote the movie and Armie also wanted to promote himself and his unbearable and ugly wife, Armie is straight, he only has a terrible taste for women

by Anonymousreply 24003/03/2019

If you don't see Timmy as Armie's true soul mate, you need get your eyes checked for cataracts R240

by Anonymousreply 24103/03/2019

I don’t want him gay with Tim. I think he fucked Luca is all.

by Anonymousreply 24203/03/2019

R241 I was also deluded when I first saw it, but Armie's successive declarations of love for Liz made me wake up from my illusion, Armie is with her 24 hours a day, and all of this is documented in her stories, Armie loves that woman, he loves the life he has with her, he loves her presence, the only feeling he has for Timmy is envy of his talent and desire to use him to make Liz famous. I was Charmie, but after a year watching Armie and Liz, I finally woke up. If he were in love with Timmy, he would respect him and his feelings and never would post so romantic things for that woman

by Anonymousreply 24303/03/2019

Jesus christ.

by Anonymousreply 24403/03/2019



by Anonymousreply 24503/03/2019


by Anonymousreply 24603/03/2019

[quote]I think he fucked Luca is all.

Put the crack down, son.

by Anonymousreply 24703/03/2019

Horseface and ratboy are breeders. Neither one of them can act.

by Anonymousreply 24803/03/2019

Matt, go back to you lonely sewage trough that you crawled out off ^

by Anonymousreply 24903/03/2019

Oh for fuck’s sake. Wake me up when Armie does something interesting.

by Anonymousreply 25003/03/2019

Armie is hot, and hot people don’t need to be interesting...because they’re hot

Are you a hardened lesbo r250?

by Anonymousreply 25103/03/2019

It looks like the betas are tasked again with babysitting the misses while Armie’s away, so she doesn’t start chopping down the rose bushes I guess.

by Anonymousreply 25203/03/2019

Mrs is becoming uglier, more hysterical and more unbearable after day, her ego will explode soon, Armie melts of love for her on instagram, but looks like a corpse when he's with her, I wonder what is going to happen with them in 10 years, the only thing I'm sure is that they will disappear from the media, Armie is not a good actor the only thing he has do offer is his beauty, but beauty is not eternal and the only thing Liz has to offer is also Armie's beauty, so both of them will disappear in less than a decade. Thank God!

by Anonymousreply 25303/03/2019

Are there any SANE Chalamet/CMBYN fans left?

by Anonymousreply 25403/04/2019

The skeletal cupcakes entrepreneur announced Armie is missed by the kids and the betas. Action moved to Montreal.

R254 It looks like you have the wrong address. Armie was in other movies since CMBYN so we dont reminisce in the past as much atound here.

by Anonymousreply 25503/04/2019

R255 I was referring to the troubled individual in post 253 who can't seem to handle that Hammer isn't gay for Chalamet and thus continuously lashes out. I've since blocked them and was shocked by the number of posts that disappeared from the thread. So many crazy Chalamet fans who feel Hammer has wronged their God.

by Anonymousreply 25603/04/2019

R256 Common misconception in chalametland to think that Armie has to be attracted to their twink just because gaydar pings. Not even I am gay for Chalamet and Im as gay as they come.

by Anonymousreply 25703/04/2019

“The only think Liz has to offer is Armies beauty”.... Thr truest thing ever. Not even the kids because Hollywood has tons of beautiful children. The only thing extraordinary about her is Armie

by Anonymousreply 25803/04/2019

What's happening with this thread? The Hammers passed away or all the people who were writing here passed away?

by Anonymousreply 25903/05/2019

Despite the propaganda, you can't make me not desire Armie, DL. He's hot, hot, hot.

by Anonymousreply 26003/05/2019

R259 Calm the fuck down, he’s off the radar and his wife isn’t doing anything besides being her usual OTT self. I’ll never understand why people can’t just let a thread sleep.

by Anonymousreply 26103/05/2019

That poster does not like Hammer anyway. I guess they want comments so they can shit post.

by Anonymousreply 26203/05/2019

R259 Stop fetishising straight men.

by Anonymousreply 26303/05/2019

Armie cries silently in bed when he hears her sticking her finger down her throat and retching in the adjoining master bath at 2AM. He wants to help her, but he just doesn't know how . . .

by Anonymousreply 26403/05/2019

Please, he holds her hair while he tells her about all the hot women his agent wants to pair him with.

by Anonymousreply 26503/05/2019

R264 Armie and her are ok, they don't need anything but disappear from the media

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by Anonymousreply 26703/05/2019

Is he cosplaying as a skeleton? This is alarming, soon her body won't be able to support the weight of a head.

by Anonymousreply 26803/05/2019

I get the feeling she’s starting to buy into her own hype. WHY does everyone kiss this woman’s ass, from her husband to all the “yassss queen” Insta followers to celebrities to hair/makeup artists?

by Anonymousreply 26903/05/2019

DAMN she's has no muscle tone. Literally skin and bones.

by Anonymousreply 27003/05/2019

Holy shit, one of her friends even called her “lady the thinnest” in a comment. What is wrong with these people?

by Anonymousreply 27103/05/2019

R271 That's just disturbing. Those people are crazier than she is for encouraging her anorexia. She looks like a lunatic with the tongue sticking out and tbose bony legs on display like she truly believes she is showing great assets.

Have you watched the clip on the busy ig? Her fake smiling is hilarious and posing is so bad that it's hilarious. Annoying voice.

by Anonymousreply 27203/06/2019

ROFL look at what she wore to do a cooking segment. She looks like an extra from an episode of Dynasty from 1983.

by Anonymousreply 27303/06/2019

Did she fly the orange girl in to prepare the food for her like usual?

by Anonymousreply 27403/06/2019

Which one of you posted the last comment?

by Anonymousreply 27503/06/2019

John Russo is that photographer queen who took those stupid mall portrait style photos of them

He’s had a ton of plastic surgery too

by Anonymousreply 27603/06/2019


Why can’t falling airplane parts strike more often

by Anonymousreply 27703/06/2019

Ewww. That pic at R277 is HID. E. OUS. Pri looks like she had her labia attached to her face, Bosworth had her makeup done by Patch Adams, Hammerhoid's leg will NOT distract from her bungled eyes, and that guy wishes he were a poor man's Armie. What a vulgar bunch of fabulous nobodies.

by Anonymousreply 27803/06/2019

JFC, Priyanka Chopra, Liz AND Kate Bosworth in the same photo? It's like a trifecta of vapidity, starvation and famewhoring. Get thee behind me, Satan!

And R272, the voice is part of the reason Liz was never able to make it as a real journalist.

by Anonymousreply 27903/06/2019

No one answered my question. Why does literally everyone kiss Liz’s ass so hard?

by Anonymousreply 28003/06/2019

Armie's wife reminds me of Shannan Watts, that woman who got murdered by her husband and was into the pyramid schemes.

by Anonymousreply 28103/06/2019

[quote]Armie cries silently in bed when he hears her sticking her finger down her throat and retching in the adjoining master bath at 2AM. He wants to help her, but he just doesn't know how . . .

Sorry to break it to you but it's been a while since Armie gaf about what she does.

by Anonymousreply 28203/06/2019

[quote]Why does literally everyone kiss Liz’s ass so hard?

If they actually know her, then it's because they are part of the mutual enabling circle jerk that these famewhores need for sustenance (see photo in R277). However, don't for a minute doubt that they all talk shit about each other in private like the high school girls they are.

by Anonymousreply 28303/06/2019

R280 Do you have to ask? The wife is a proverbial "peach", they're kissing Armie's ass by proxy. They'd do that to anyone bearing the title.

by Anonymousreply 28403/06/2019

For R264

by Anonymousreply 28503/06/2019

Shouldn't Armie be back in the US in mid march to promote Hotel Mumbai and wound? Any talk shows announced?

by Anonymousreply 28603/06/2019

He is gonna be on GMA I believe on the 18th.

by Anonymousreply 28703/06/2019

Thanks. That's two weeks before the release date in the USA, which is a bit early, but I suppose that's the best his shooting schedule permitted.

The only sneak peaks of what's going on in the movie set Montreal that I know of aee coming from the Director. Is there anything else?

Im hearing warner brothers ceo is involved in a sex scandal #metoo style. The creep was promising roles to a British actress in exchange for sex favours. And there are text messages to prove it. I Batman announcements may have to be delayed.

by Anonymousreply 28803/07/2019

[quote]Im hearing warner brothers ceo is involved in a sex scandal #metoo style. The creep was promising roles to a British actress in exchange for sex favours. And there are text messages to prove it. I Batman announcements may have to be delayed.

That's a mischaracterization. The woman was pressuring Kevin Tsujihara for roles as they were sleeping together. She initiated the relationship to further her goals. Tsujihara's wrongs was trying to get his mistress roles and even then he was half-assing it as she only walked away with two small roles.

by Anonymousreply 28903/07/2019

[quote]The wife is a proverbial "peach"

A what?

by Anonymousreply 29003/07/2019

R290 Honey, did you read the book? The peach represented Oliver'd ass. Kissing his wife's butt represents kissing his lovely roind butt by proxy.

by Anonymousreply 29103/07/2019

Btw dont forget "Busy" was cropping out the wife in a couple of those pictures from the Cayman. That's how much busy loves the wife. Air kisses all around.

by Anonymousreply 29203/07/2019

R289 This. All Tsuijhara wanted was some pussy. But that lady kept on bugging him for roles even though he can't give her roles. Directors and producers are the ones who give roles. Not charimen or CEOs.

by Anonymousreply 29303/07/2019

There is a big potential scandal in the Tsujihara story because the girl was basically provided as a "deal-sweetener" to close a massive cofinancing deal between Warner Brothers and RatPack-Dune Entertainment.

by Anonymousreply 29403/07/2019

R291 Oh, I get it. Didn’t make the connection.

I imagine word has gotten around that if you schmooze her up on Insta, she’ll return the favor a hundredfold. Look how she tags every hairstylist, makeup artist, C-list famewhore, lunch date, random guy who made her a sandwich.

by Anonymousreply 29503/07/2019

R294 The THR article states that the deal was well underway and almost closed before the whole affair with the girl started. The girl is giving herself way too much importance.

by Anonymousreply 29603/07/2019

Most corporations have very strict guidelines on the kinds of gifts that can be accepted from clients during business deals, I would imagine that prostitution would certainly cross the line. And certainly post-MeToo.

by Anonymousreply 29703/07/2019

Also by not firing they are risking a potential exodus of talent, look what happened when Skydance hired John Lasseter.

by Anonymousreply 29803/07/2019

Actually what Ratner did was worse than prostitution, because a "working girl" has no expectation of the transaction being anything but financial, but this girl appears tohave been led on with the promise of roles.

by Anonymousreply 29903/07/2019

There’s a thread about the Tsujihara situation here.

by Anonymousreply 30003/07/2019

The Death on the Nile looks like such a flop. Branagh couldn't assemble a better cast? Gal Gadot? Armie as a lead? Really? Where are the real stars?

by Anonymousreply 30103/07/2019

[quote]Btw dont forget "Busy" was cropping out the wife in a couple of those pictures from the Cayman. That's how much busy loves the wife. Air kisses all around.

Maybe that’s why she stuck Busy with the job of glopping pie crust dough around with her bare hands on air.

NB: I bake a lot and I have never seen anyone dump a whole tumbler of water WITH the ice cubes in a bowl of pie dough. Usually you sprinkle the water in a tablespoon or two at a time and it’s no more than 1/4 cup or so.

by Anonymousreply 30203/07/2019

R301 AND Jodie Comer! Wtf are you talking about that's a fun, talented hot cast (Gal may not be the best actress but whatever). A bisexual's wet dream. It's not gonna break box offices, but I think it has the potential to be good fun.

by Anonymousreply 30303/07/2019

R301 yes yes every film should star the only real star mr salamée. Oh please. Who do you think you're fooling? Cadting is not closed btw.

by Anonymousreply 30403/07/2019

Tom Farrelly Rogers. His resemblance to Armie would convince most folks that they were related.

by Anonymousreply 30503/07/2019

Bakie Soda still in LA per Mrs H gram

by Anonymousreply 30603/07/2019

Jeez this is the House next to them. If it was in Beverly or Bel Air it would be close to $20 million.

by Anonymousreply 30703/07/2019

R306 That’s odd, didn’t she say something about “missing husband” in her stories earlier this week? Seems too early for a break from filming in Montreal.

by Anonymousreply 30803/07/2019

She makes up shit all the time, face it the bitch is crazy.

by Anonymousreply 30903/07/2019

Why did she put a red circle with a slash through it over his foot?

by Anonymousreply 31003/07/2019

R310 She posted somethibg about some italian town banning flip-flops. ..they'll fine flip-floppers. Apparently she hates his lovd for flip-flops . Crazy woman...she's so bloody annoying!

Hix posf is way more interesting. I think they've found the new batman, yes I do. Sxsw this weekend. ..hmm

by Anonymousreply 31103/07/2019

Internacional (Liz) women day post os coming um Armie's ig, we can expect "I love you wife" today

by Anonymousreply 31203/07/2019

R311 and R312 In what language are you writing?

by Anonymousreply 31303/08/2019

R305, Tom Farrelly Rogers looks a lot like Armie on some pics, but in most, not really. He does however sometimes really look like how I pictured Oliver from CMBYN the book.

R307, it's scary that Armie's address is apparently out there.

If Armie really has gotten the Batman role, he's going to have to do a lot of backtracking. He's spent the last few years of his time in indie film world shitting on comic book movies and making like he's beyond them. Now he'll have to explain what makes the zillionth Batman movie so special that he HAD to take it.

by Anonymousreply 31403/08/2019

If he didn’t want people to know where his new house is, then he shouldn’t have let his publicist tell Variety.

by Anonymousreply 31503/08/2019

That area is really nice though.

by Anonymousreply 31603/08/2019

They are remodeling the home according to Liz's insta.

by Anonymousreply 31703/08/2019

R315, I knew about the Variety thing, and someone familiar with the area could of course work out where the house is. But the Zillow entry actually gives the freaking address of the house next door. He might as well hang a banner above his front door: HELLO STALKERS! It just seems unwise.

by Anonymousreply 31803/08/2019

Well considering his wife tags where the children go to school and church and sews their initials on all their clothes, I’d say he already does.

by Anonymousreply 31903/08/2019

[quote]That area is really nice though.

Didn’t someone say Hancock Park is a downgrade from Holmby Hills? If they were just going to do a major remodel, why not remodel the house they already had (yes, I know it’s owned by his family)?

by Anonymousreply 32003/08/2019

Hancock Park has beautiful prewar homes but lacks any barrier that can sequester it from the chaos and riffraff of central Los Angeles.

Historically in Los Angeles the ultimate demarcation of privilege is if you live in the hills (Beverly, Holmby, Bel Air, Brentwood, Hollywood Hills, Los Feliz, Palisades) or in the flats (the Los Angeles basin). That's where the term "North/South of Sunset" comes from, Sunset Blvd running at the base of the foothills in west Los Angeles.

by Anonymousreply 32103/08/2019

Thanks R321. I take it Hancock Park is in the flats? I don’t know LA well at all, only been there once.

by Anonymousreply 32203/08/2019

You can find the new house on Zillow very easily. Variety has given you the price and the neighbourhood. 52 pictures and a floor plan. The new house is same number of bedrooms but is 1,200 sq ft bigger than the old for roughly the same price so the neighbourhood won’t be as good. And yes she’s previously tagged both the kids pre school school and the church.

by Anonymousreply 32303/08/2019

Yes Hancock Park is right in the middle of the flats in central Los Angeles with dicey areas north, south, east and west of it, and major bus lines running through it along Beverly, Third and Wilshire.

by Anonymousreply 32403/08/2019

Also the air pollution tends to be worse in the flat areas especially further inland as Hancock Park is. It's basically a relic from when wealthy people used to work downtown a take streetcars to work.

by Anonymousreply 32503/08/2019

Maybe they think they’re urban pioneers.

by Anonymousreply 32603/08/2019

Oh God maybe Liz will start shopping at Anthropolgie.

by Anonymousreply 32703/08/2019

Horrible picture, she looks nothing like herself and he seems uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 32803/08/2019

Translation: They comped our stay in exchange for this awkward picture and a few quotes.

by Anonymousreply 32903/08/2019

Also, they need better fact-checking. Armie is not an Oscar-nominated actor.

by Anonymousreply 33003/08/2019

Liz looks like she's in her 50s in that photo in R328

by Anonymousreply 33103/08/2019

Why does Armie enable her social media obsession by doing dumb things like posing dramatically on the grass?

by Anonymousreply 33203/08/2019

Because he loves her R332. He loves how vain she is.

by Anonymousreply 33303/08/2019

He’s content with his life and divorce is going to be fucking expensive and problematic, not to talk of his love for his children. But their IG comments to themselves sometimes hint some underlying issues. Liz rabid posts and dramatic weight loss do not signal a happy place. They need each other to maintain a facade and Armie definitely doesn’t want to tread his parents’ paths.

by Anonymousreply 33403/08/2019

Liz is arguing with IG trolls again.

by Anonymousreply 33503/08/2019

For those who think E and Armie have separate and who don't believe in Charmie, do you think Armie has a side hoe? Or is the general consensus that he's in love with Timmy and only fucks him?

by Anonymousreply 33603/08/2019

R336 professional side hoe

by Anonymousreply 33703/08/2019

R336 don't think he and timmy have a thing, don't think there's someone else he's having an actual affair with rn BUT I can't help but wonder if the reason she follows his around unnecessarily so much and theyre both so clingy is cause he's strayed at some point (with a woman or a man idk), maybe years ago. No offence to armie but I wouldnt be surprised. He seems weirdly out of place with how Liz is now, not sure how I'd describe it.

Either way the desperate attempts to create this perfect image, the caught out lies, her kind of worrying weight loss, and the other weirdness gives the impression of a not at all secure couple. That recent ad about their caymans payed holiday is so tacky, why does armie do this kind of thing?

by Anonymousreply 33803/08/2019

I don't think Armie cares tbh. He generally comes across as a guy who doesn't give much of a fuck which is why I suspect he might be depressed. Either that or he's just really, really dumb.

by Anonymousreply 33903/08/2019

He looks visibly embarrassed to be in that ad, and why shouldn’t he, guess the Hammer money is gone if has to do an ad so he can go on vacation.

by Anonymousreply 34003/08/2019

Meanwhile look at the smile on Liz’s face....this is her true nirvana, her ultimate happy place, posing in celebrity endorsement photos.

by Anonymousreply 34103/08/2019

I wonder if Armie will go to SXSW this year. Many Batman fans are anticipating that an announcement wull be made there to coincide wity the celebrations of Batman's 80th anniversary. Warner is commemorating with all the bells and whistles ... releasing 1.5 million bats ...there's no way they won't reveal who will blow out the candles.

by Anonymousreply 34203/08/2019

He is not going to be Batman! Jeez! Go away.

by Anonymousreply 34303/08/2019

I swear! I wonder who in their right mind would make Armie Batman! He beautiful and all but he can’t carry a whole film on his back

by Anonymousreply 34403/08/2019

R344 You philistine! He has such a beautiful strong back. He'd make a great Batman but tbh I'm not into that kind of thing..i may watch supeehero movies on the telly to stay on the loop but never plaid for a ticket. Let's see if Bruce Wayne if paying for new house.

by Anonymousreply 34503/08/2019

Mrs H now putting her sick kid on IG Stories

OMG she has no shame

by Anonymousreply 34603/09/2019

Mrs Hammer definitely blocked me on IG and I don't know why. This is slightly disturbing because I literally never commented any of her posts. Makes me wonder if she confused my IG handle with someone else's?

by Anonymousreply 34703/09/2019

Are you all frauen in here stalking a Stepford wife?! Wow, you bunch are crazy like your obsession.

by Anonymousreply 34803/09/2019

Her kid seems obnoxious lol.

by Anonymousreply 34903/09/2019

It’s probably hereditary

by Anonymousreply 35003/09/2019

R348 No sweety, we're all princesses. She hates princesses because she's an old queen. Duh! Still haven't figured out how she loves the idea of being a queen when she hates princesses though. She never made any sense anyway.

by Anonymousreply 35103/09/2019

R351 You don’t make sense. What princesses? 40 something women? Princesses? You’re all obsessed.

by Anonymousreply 35203/09/2019

So it looks like Armie is back in Montreal. Good! Hopefully we'll get a break from talking about the old queen posts while he's away.

by Anonymousreply 35303/09/2019

R353 Where did you see that?

by Anonymousreply 35403/09/2019

[quote]Her kid seems obnoxious lol.

She’s had a phone shoved in her face every time she sneezes and been treated like the star of her own mini reality show, what do you expect?

by Anonymousreply 35503/09/2019

R353 Armie is back to Montreal? But why did he come to L.A? Only to spend the International women's day and fuck his horrible trans wife?

by Anonymousreply 35603/09/2019

Armie and Michelle Rodriguez behind the scenes of DREAMLAND.

by Anonymousreply 35703/10/2019

R357 If Muchelle Ridriguez scored Armie after Cara Delavigne... respect! Do we know if she plays for the other team or just our sista's?

by Anonymousreply 35803/10/2019

She once famously denied being a lesbian by saying, "Miche loves sausage." But she has said she's bi.

[quote] "I've gone both ways. I do as I please. I am too f---ing curious to sit here and not try when I can. Men are intriguing. So are chicks." She shrugs.

by Anonymousreply 35903/10/2019

R359 Two Bis togethet may be somewhat intriguing. Atmie and Michelle is ny new kink.

by Anonymousreply 36003/10/2019

Someone explain to me why Mrs. H is posting photos of uni day after day after day. Is this some Hollywood weight loss thing?

by Anonymousreply 36103/10/2019

Armies stepmom has a pretty good pair of funbags.

by Anonymousreply 36203/10/2019

Unlike the very dried up Dru! I hope Armie openly cheats with a voluptuous black woman, who doesn’t drink kombucha every day

by Anonymousreply 36303/10/2019

Michelle Rodriguez's bisexuality consists of bearding for other closet cases like Vin Diesel and Zac Efron. She's also been busted for domestic violence against her female 'roommate'. Please. Armie could do a hell of a lot better.

[quote]She’s had a phone shoved in her face every time she sneezes and been treated like the star of her own mini reality show, what do you expect?

It's kind of sad, you can see how Harper has grown into more and more of a camera hog as time goes on, playing up to an audience. It's all happened since CMBYN turned Liz into an IG monster. She's posted a bunch of videos in the last few months where she's obviously coaching the kids to say or do things, feeding them lines. Fortunately, Ford isn't as cooperative as his sister. He's mostly interested in eating, not in helping his mother build her brand.

by Anonymousreply 36403/10/2019

Here comes Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

by Anonymousreply 36503/11/2019

[quote]It's kind of sad, you can see how Harper has grown into more and more of a camera hog as time goes on, playing up to an audience. It's all happened since CMBYN turned Liz into an IG monster. She's posted a bunch of videos in the last few months where she's obviously coaching the kids to say or do things, feeding them lines.

Precisely why, upthread, I called out Armie’s comments about worrying how social media will affect his kids.

by Anonymousreply 36603/11/2019

I'm sure Tom Ford hates this hag.

by Anonymousreply 36703/11/2019

What is she doing going to a gala for Rachel Zoe’s school? It’s not like she was her date, Rachel’s husband was there. Would it kill her to have a quiet night home with her kids?

by Anonymousreply 36803/11/2019

R368 When she self-defines as two birds of a feather with Rachael Zero .... enough said. It's an annoying ^ 2 situation.

by Anonymousreply 36903/11/2019

Forget Batman. The word from the grapevine now is Invisible Man. Armie is slated as top choice together with Alexander Skarsgard.

by Anonymousreply 37003/11/2019

R370 It starts production in May. Between Rebecca and Death on the Nile, is he even going to be available?

by Anonymousreply 37103/11/2019

R371 it's the invisible man...he doesn't have to be there, does he? He's invisible! Duh! It says the studio is flexible with dates.

by Anonymousreply 37203/11/2019

I’m happy to see Armie getting work, but I foresee difficulties down the road with his being on location while his wife is trying to run her bakery “empire”/guest judge on any Food Network show that will have her/do her influencer schtick/go to the zillion parties with her C-list friends and whatever else she does....all the while handling the kids’ school schedules. Unless they do private tutors.

It seems like that 5-day rule they like to talk about (not that they stick too closely to it) is going to run smack into reality in the near future.

by Anonymousreply 37303/11/2019

R373 you foresee problems do you? Trouble in paradise would be such a shame! Lol

by Anonymousreply 37403/11/2019

She has had this fantasy of being chatelaine of an "old money Los Angeles" manse. Once she has achieved it, she will quickly move on to some other fantasy, all paid for by Armie doing shit work for $$$.

by Anonymousreply 37503/11/2019

New interview.

by Anonymousreply 37603/11/2019

I've really been looking forward to this film the most out of all the stuff he had lined up. Big fan of Patel as well, so I hope it really delivers. During Sundance, Hammer said he had Dreamland(which we later found out it was this he was referring to when he mentioned a Montreal project), Rebecca, Death on the Nile and another project he was trying to fit in that his publisher told him he could't talk about. Was that Dreamland or another project we still don't know about?

by Anonymousreply 37703/11/2019

He looks so enticing in that picture R376

by Anonymousreply 37803/11/2019

R377 dreamland was the project in montreal he was not allowed to ralk about . The other thing he was trying to fit in is a big question mark. But fit in doesn't sound like a superhero movie as it'd be more a question of fitting the other stuff around that. He could be throwing us off the track. ..of course. Either way Im happy his dance card is full.

by Anonymousreply 37903/11/2019

Armie’s social media hiatus is becoming so dull. Has he decided he’s no longer a famewhore?

by Anonymousreply 38003/11/2019

R380 Not so dull. The TMZ pap video is hilarious. Live playful Armie.

Im declaring him sexy. The fit tall handsome with a 3-day stubble is hot.

by Anonymousreply 381Last Tuesday at 2:23 AM

R381 I didn’t say Armie was dull, I said his social media silence is.

by Anonymousreply 382Last Tuesday at 4:00 AM

You know Mrs Hammer is green with envy at Lori Loughlin today.

by Anonymousreply 383Last Tuesday at 12:33 PM

R381 Is there a reason this Batman thing still has life? It really seems like it came out of nowhere, grew from nothing, and goes against all assumed logic of why it probably wouldn't happen.

I would be neutral on him doing it but to be honest the only real reason I would want him to do it is that it might kill off some of Chalamet's rabid fanbase that are unhealthy attached to Hammer. And I am not talking about the normal ones. I am referring to the ones whose hatred of him is so over the top that it boggles the mind. Maybe if he were Batman, those CMBYN sequel (s) won't get off the ground and those fans of Chalamet could eventually move on.

by Anonymousreply 384Last Tuesday at 12:39 PM

She’s gonna be wearing these til she’s 16

by Anonymousreply 385Last Tuesday at 2:24 PM

(For those who care about Timmy's life and are not crazy Charmies)

by Anonymousreply 386Last Tuesday at 2:32 PM

R348 Those rabid Salamé fans may be more fickle than you'd think. The sample of them on Tumblr is on and on these days about some fictional romantic couple named Lucas & Elliot. Don't ask!

I'm not crazy about dc/marvel stuff but I think Armie be great as Batman. He looks the part! I think something is up...the sudden social media disappearing act is weird.

by Anonymousreply 387Last Tuesday at 3:15 PM

Bloody hell. HE IS NOT BATMAN.

by Anonymousreply 388Last Tuesday at 4:09 PM

R388 How can you be so sure? Armie, is that you, babe?

by Anonymousreply 389Last Tuesday at 5:10 PM

How many times do you want him to flat out deny it?

by Anonymousreply 390Last Tuesday at 5:19 PM

How come the british daily mail is so well informed about LILy Tose Depp whereabouts but has no clue about Armie's or Gary Oldman's arrivals in Montreal? It's as though they are tipped off by someone in her camp.

by Anonymousreply 391Last Tuesday at 10:05 PM

Please keep the Lily-Rose Depp crap off this thread when possible. It will attract the crazies like shit draws flies.

by Anonymousreply 392Last Tuesday at 10:16 PM

R392 it's connected to dreamland and armie? They talk about her shooting schedule resuming etc... it's just bizarre their intrest in her comings and goings.

by Anonymousreply 393Last Tuesday at 10:41 PM

Her team calls the pap obviously. No one will definitely recognize her in Montreal

by Anonymousreply 394Last Tuesday at 11:49 PM

Lizard is hosting an event for Lily Pulitzer? How old is she, 53?

by Anonymousreply 395Last Thursday at 3:22 PM

R395 Doing store openings with the daughter is a new low. Tacky tacky tacky. Oh man...Armie needs to grow a pair and put a stop to this shit.

Anyway... he'll be on the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon next week, march 20 and on a twitter Q&A with Dev next Sunday. Should be fun!

by Anonymousreply 396Last Thursday at 3:52 PM

Armie & Co. are really whoring it up this year. The IG ads, the embarrassing shilling for the Caymans resort, and now Liz dragging Harper along to host a store opening.

I guess the house has to get paid for somehow, but geez.

by Anonymousreply 397Last Thursday at 4:51 PM

They have to earn the money to pay their kids' way into uni.

by Anonymousreply 398Last Thursday at 5:12 PM

Apparently Armie has a thing for gas station attendants.

by Anonymousreply 399Last Thursday at 6:18 PM

R399 Thank @celebfaces, now everybody knows Liz photoshops her pics, I'll never see a pic of her with the same eyes again, I'll look for facetune evidences

by Anonymousreply 400Last Thursday at 7:14 PM

R400 Getty images has un photoshopped photos of her from that event, some of them are hilarious. She has a completely different face shape than what you see on IG

by Anonymousreply 401Last Thursday at 7:23 PM

R401 I need to see it, how can I find it?

by Anonymousreply 402Last Thursday at 7:58 PM

R402 just search her name here

by Anonymousreply 403Last Thursday at 8:23 PM

Isn't Armie supposed to be in GMa today? The manly boyfriend is in NY with daughter for vip guest media hour at a shop opening? Expect loads of stories with" best friend arms" to remind people where the vip part comes from.

R399 armie's boyfriends in matching petrol station uniforms is giving me life. The one on the left is nore manly.

by Anonymousreply 404Last Friday at 12:51 AM

First pictures of Armie and ms depp on the set of Dreamland, courtesy of the daily mail...obviously! Moved up from ropes ;)

by Anonymousreply 405Last Friday at 9:42 AM

Lily-Rose Depp looks like a thrift store Keira Knightley

by Anonymousreply 406Last Friday at 9:44 AM

I can see some resemblance but I think LRD is better looking because she does not have that large lantern jaw the Keira loves to jut out when she acts.

by Anonymousreply 407Last Friday at 10:05 AM

Is there a celebface for legs? I want to send them this picture from People magazine where mrs hammer explains why she deesses her kids like they're stuck in the 1950s.

by Anonymousreply 408Last Friday at 1:22 PM

Of coure she had to mention Armie and make him come across as a complete idiot from her lunatic fairytale narrative. No Armie no go.

by Anonymousreply 409Last Friday at 1:36 PM

Lmao that article is peak insanity. Also saying she “shares” her kids with her husband.... isnt that a weird way to put it? Sharing kids is what couples that are no longer together do

by Anonymousreply 410Last Friday at 1:50 PM

such a weird article, and "never goes out of style" isn't exactly how I'd describe those Victorian doll clothes. "Self-expression, especially at this age is very important" if that kids getting any chance at self expression, she was 1 style of dress to pick from, and has she ever even worn trousers? I really don't get it at all, but I guess it's some rich white american southern thing. It feels very wrong how Harper is being brought more and more into her moms promotion stuff, she really does seem to be prepping her for a life already in mind

by Anonymousreply 411Last Friday at 2:01 PM

R411 yeah she really is being pushed into that role from a young age. I think lizard would be very happy if her daughter became a teen celeb who got papped everywhere and was handed jobs for no reason

by Anonymousreply 412Last Friday at 2:08 PM


by Anonymousreply 413Last Friday at 3:04 PM

MrsH would totally force her daughter to go to college just for sponsored content opportunities like Laurie Loughlin.

by Anonymousreply 414Last Friday at 3:08 PM

"she might just be FOUR years old, but Harper Hammer has already developed an eye for the camera" - very very wrong. Does Armie really not care about this stuff? Or is he just not in the picture enough to have any real influence

by Anonymousreply 415Last Friday at 3:10 PM

The kids are dressed like European royal families kids.It's considered classy so as a European I can't judge her for that.Everything else she does is pretty trashy though.

by Anonymousreply 416Last Friday at 3:54 PM

R415 Yes, they dress like European Royal Families Kids from the last century. Nowadays the British Royal Kids, the Spanish, the Scandinavian etc only wear anything with a remotely similar vibe to church or formal events like weddings, but way more modern. That "classic style" is typical imitative nouveau riche style.

by Anonymousreply 417Last Friday at 5:33 PM

Wow so Lily really gave Liz her daily mail connect huh. I wonder how old Harper will be when she first gets papped.

by Anonymousreply 418Last Friday at 7:06 PM

Harper will be an Instagram influencer by the time she's 15.I feel kinda sorry for these American celeb kids,their lives are as empty as their parents.

by Anonymousreply 419Last Friday at 7:17 PM

Harper will TRY to be an Instagram influencer. Say what you will about Olivia Jade but at least she was hip and modern. No one is going to want to follow a fifteen year old girl who will probably still be dressed like an oversized American Girl doll.

by Anonymousreply 420Last Friday at 10:08 PM

R14 I still can't believe how tight Timmy is after all this time - we still have to go slow.

by Anonymousreply 421Last Friday at 10:49 PM

Do we think Armie flew in with his beau's beard?

by Anonymousreply 422Last Saturday at 12:20 AM

Ugh she’s using filters on the kid

by Anonymousreply 423Last Saturday at 12:10 PM

So... I guess the housewives are back to DL.

Any sane people here?

by Anonymousreply 424Last Saturday at 12:54 PM

R424 The only housewife in this thread is Mrs trans Hammer, if you're her fan, maybe this place is not for you 'cause it can be stressful for you, I suggest @Elizabethchambers, you'll be more comfortable there

by Anonymousreply 425Last Saturday at 1:40 PM

R423 Ford finally bought an apartment to live alone and away from this insane and weird couple

by Anonymousreply 426Last Saturday at 3:15 PM

R420 That Olivia Jade girl is the worst.There's no way Harper will turn out worse than that skank.

by Anonymousreply 427Last Saturday at 3:32 PM

The two ugliest men in movies. Have some standards, gay men!

by Anonymousreply 428Last Saturday at 4:14 PM

R423 we can tell its a cosy Saturday of snacks and snuggles for real (annoying baby talk much?) when you're posiing in a bathrobe in full makeup and the child doesn't have a hair out of place and is wearing a freaking bow. It's so weird that this woman spends her days on Instagram and hasn't learned the first thing about making a picture look unstaged. And wtf is she thinking when she reposts compliments she receives from other fraus? Bragging about compliments is the tackiest thing ever.

The daily mail article is the funniest thing. Lizzy gives her all to be a celebrity in her own right "the chambers" but fails miserably. She went from being Armie Hammer's wife to Armie Hammer's daughter mother. British tabloids are the most amusing.

by Anonymousreply 429Last Saturday at 5:48 PM

Armie needs a new beard

by Anonymousreply 430Last Saturday at 6:45 PM

Armie looks drunk in post at R423

by Anonymousreply 431Last Saturday at 8:35 PM

R431 stoned. Wonder if he lit up in front of the child influencer.

by Anonymousreply 432Last Saturday at 9:50 PM

The Hammers are like the stupid, poorer and uglier version of the Kardashians

by Anonymousreply 433Last Saturday at 11:03 PM

Hotel Mumbai press day.

by Anonymousreply 434Yesterday at 12:15 AM

I wonder if Armie takes steroids. I've seen some back acne on him.

by Anonymousreply 435Yesterday at 5:21 AM

I'd happily pop his zits, anywhere on his body. He looks either swole or chunky in pic at R434, I can't tell if it's bloat or bulging muscle.

by Anonymousreply 436Yesterday at 5:26 AM

He looks beefy but he doesn’t looked ripped. Odd choice for his character.

by Anonymousreply 437Yesterday at 5:40 AM

Someone to uncover the Tom Ford rumors bf I'm blocked by Armie's team.

by Anonymousreply 438Yesterday at 5:44 AM

R433 okay compared to the Kardashians, the Hammer look way better. Kardashians ruined their looks.

by Anonymousreply 439Yesterday at 7:07 AM

R425 Are you talking about yourself dear? You are all pitiful and obsessing over a stick. Go check yourselves women!

by Anonymousreply 440Yesterday at 7:17 AM

He is looking weirdly chunky in this pic with his Hotel Mumbai co-star. Beefy is a good word for it. It's certainly not his best look...and as someone said above, seems like a strange choice for the Dreamland character.

by Anonymousreply 441Yesterday at 7:37 AM

I think it's booze bloat.

by Anonymousreply 442Yesterday at 7:48 AM

Looking rough.

by Anonymousreply 443Yesterday at 8:42 AM

OMG! That deserves its own thread.

by Anonymousreply 444Yesterday at 8:47 AM

He looked drunk/high af in that pic with Liz and Harper. Probably the only way he can stand being around her anymore.

by Anonymousreply 445Yesterday at 8:50 AM

Someone drank his breakfast

by Anonymousreply 446Yesterday at 9:05 AM

His face looks PUFFFY, something has been off with his appearance for a while

by Anonymousreply 447Yesterday at 9:36 AM

She’s more inflated than Olivia Jade’s SAT scores

by Anonymousreply 448Yesterday at 10:26 AM

Did I miss the discussion on Liz instagramming the shit out of their "Indian-themed" dinner, boy was that cringey, if not borderline offensive I bet he asked the waiter each dish's name to caption them but never took a bite lol

by Anonymousreply 449Yesterday at 10:30 AM

Good Lord! What happened to that wife’s face??

by Anonymousreply 450Yesterday at 10:36 AM

It is really weird how liz seems to always do the press tour for amies movies don’t know anyone other wife/husband or partner of any other actor or actress to do that

by Anonymousreply 451Yesterday at 11:06 AM

Who's more pathetic pretending to be straight, Armie or Darren Criss?

by Anonymousreply 452Yesterday at 11:50 AM

R452 Let me guess, you’re Einstein, aren’t you?

by Anonymousreply 453Yesterday at 11:56 AM

R451 IKR She even had the gall to shove her fone to to the director's face and tell him to react. Wow..

by Anonymousreply 454Yesterday at 12:54 PM

They are doing a Twitter QA and Dev Patel pointed the camera at Armie’s crotch

by Anonymousreply 455Yesterday at 1:36 PM

*gasp* What will the Charmies say now? Because Timmy did the same thing once! Is Armie cheating on Little Timmy Tim?

by Anonymousreply 456Yesterday at 1:39 PM

Hope we see more promo with Patel and Hammer. They are a lot of fun together.

by Anonymousreply 457Yesterday at 1:45 PM

If Dev was any kind of director he would have made Armie fuck for his role in HOME SHOPPER.

by Anonymousreply 458Yesterday at 2:00 PM

O M G 😬

by Anonymousreply 459Yesterday at 4:46 PM


by Anonymousreply 460Yesterday at 4:50 PM

His boobs are sagging

by Anonymousreply 461Yesterday at 4:52 PM

Loved the tie but couldn't his stylist stick with one shade of plum.

by Anonymousreply 462Yesterday at 6:06 PM

Bloated/beefy/chunky/swole in shiny

by Anonymousreply 463Yesterday at 6:53 PM

And to think his stylist was just featured by THR in an issue spotlighting the top Hollywood stylists. But it focused on her work with Rami Malek and not Armie and I can see why.

by Anonymousreply 464Yesterday at 7:58 PM

So Liz did a story from the car on the way to the Hotel Mumbai premiere, plugging the jeweler who loaned her the stuff she was wearing, I guess. And when she first turns the camera on Armie, his facial expression is thunderous - you can tell he wants nothing to do with humping jewelry on IG on the way to a film about a terrorist attack. He goes along anyway, but that initial face spoke volumes...

by Anonymousreply 465Yesterday at 8:55 PM

R465 Yep, unguarded moments like that show how fed up with her Armie can be sometimes. I'm saying "can be" because he's still with her in the end, so there has to be some things about her that he still loves.

by Anonymousreply 466a day ago

I feel like a nice navy jacket would have worked better with that ensemble. I'm not very fashionable though so correct me if I'm wrong.

by Anonymousreply 467a day ago

Armie does seem to pick a colour and go with it

by Anonymousreply 468a day ago

Nah his outfit looks good for once. It's nothing spectacular but it's well fitted and makes him look his age and I personally love the color. He would look so hot if he dressed according to his age and size and cut back on the alcohol.

by Anonymousreply 46921 hours ago

I do love the fact that liz is on this promo tour when it doesn’t seem that devs girlfriend is there and she’s in the movie

by Anonymousreply 47016 hours ago

is ashtons IG story of armie as batman just messing or a sign he really has got it? It's gonna be wild if this happens

by Anonymousreply 47113 hours ago

FF R471

by Anonymousreply 47212 hours ago

Is Armie's latest stylist DL Fave Tommy DiDario?

by Anonymousreply 47312 hours ago

So the girl that follows Armie around and driects him where to go (in the red coat) is the same girl that does that in the past few press stuff with Tim. (Not talking about Nicole or Dani) but first time I saw her was in San Sebastian. Is this due to them sharing the same PR company? Just curious.

by Anonymousreply 4749 hours ago

I believe the daughter is now wearing one of Melanie’s outfits from Gone With the Wind.

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