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Chrissy Metz is getting larger by the month Part 2

Some asshole started a differently titled thread. That is bullshit. Use this one. PUT DOWN THE PORK RIBS CHRISSY!

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by Anonymousreply 601March 6, 2019 2:10 AM

I want more of the fat fraus telling us she is getting heaps of straight dick and she has a fabulous life, which is funny as she cannot even wipe her nose. Or walk. Or act. Or masturbate

by Anonymousreply 1December 18, 2018 4:27 AM

To be fair she must be getting the hottest chubby chasers

by Anonymousreply 2December 19, 2018 3:21 AM

Who is Chrissy Metz?

by Anonymousreply 3December 19, 2018 3:27 AM

Chrissy Metz is an island off the coast of Alaska.

by Anonymousreply 4December 19, 2018 5:37 AM

DL legends!

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by Anonymousreply 5December 19, 2018 7:52 PM

Is that an old pic? Maybe it's the dress camouflauging, but she looks a little better in that one. At one point after season 1 I think she had lost some weight, but then gained it back double.

by Anonymousreply 6December 19, 2018 9:33 PM

Look! Shawn has a boner in that pic! Chrissy is so hot, Shawn loves himself a curvy gal. And Chrissy is the hottest curvy girl ever!

by Anonymousreply 7December 19, 2018 11:44 PM

I don't eat fish, R7

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by Anonymousreply 8December 20, 2018 12:59 AM

That's not fish Shawn, it's whale.

by Anonymousreply 9December 20, 2018 1:10 AM

R9, I support Green Peace and don't fuck with whales, sorry Chrissy! (lowkey laughing at your comment....gahh)

by Anonymousreply 10December 20, 2018 1:11 AM

Does she have he own solar system?

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by Anonymousreply 12January 14, 2019 10:43 AM

I knew it! I just knew she was fucking Shawn Mendes!

by Anonymousreply 13January 14, 2019 11:08 AM

Welcome bitches coming over from the Chrissy Metz Ate The SAG Awards thread, or whatever it was called.

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by Anonymousreply 14February 5, 2019 12:05 AM

Construction has begun on her 2020 Emmys dress.

It takes a while.

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by Anonymousreply 15February 5, 2019 12:15 AM

Chrissy modelling the global rail network.

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by Anonymousreply 16February 5, 2019 12:19 AM

I'm still trying to get someone on set to take her this ham sandwich, wearing a body cam.

I'm determined to get my money shot for the Cass Elliot biopic I'm shopping around

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by Anonymousreply 18February 5, 2019 12:27 AM

Craft services setting up at a location shoot for "This Is Us."

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by Anonymousreply 19February 5, 2019 12:29 AM

Does Chrissy always use a loveseat for a chair?

by Anonymousreply 20February 5, 2019 12:37 AM

She gets so much hot dick, her vag is sore.

by Anonymousreply 21February 5, 2019 12:39 AM

Can you imagine being stranded on an island with Chrissy? She'd be eyeing your for best part of body to eat within 15 minutes of the plane crashing.

by Anonymousreply 22February 5, 2019 12:40 AM

Chrissy has one of those Japanese toilets with bidets because she can't reach far enough to wipe herself. But how does she deal with tampons or pads? Chubby arms can only go so far around rolls of fat.

by Anonymousreply 23February 5, 2019 12:46 AM

Her manager suggested Craft Services as an excellent investment.

by Anonymousreply 24February 5, 2019 12:47 AM

It was established on the other thread that Chrissy has a PA for Tampon insertion. On heavy days, she wraps herself with a California King sheet.

by Anonymousreply 25February 5, 2019 12:54 AM

this girl was roasted, inside and out in that sag award thread, merciless.

by Anonymousreply 26February 5, 2019 12:58 AM

Throw a donut on the floor, and you'll see how nimble our Chrissy can be.

by Anonymousreply 27February 5, 2019 1:01 AM

Does she do anal?

by Anonymousreply 28February 5, 2019 1:11 AM

Your friend can use my sub to get in there.

by Anonymousreply 29February 5, 2019 1:15 AM

I have a feeling a bunch of self loathing overweight people are posting on this hate thread.

by Anonymousreply 30February 5, 2019 1:26 AM

Jeez, she's so fat she doesn't even have a human shape anymore. Usually fat people still look like they have some kind of biological structure to them.

by Anonymousreply 31February 5, 2019 1:26 AM

[quote]Does she do anal?

If there's an all-you-can eat buffet involved, Chrissy will set up road flares and wave traffic into her lower colon.

by Anonymousreply 32February 5, 2019 1:38 AM

Sad. S she probably smells bad. When I was in nursing school I once did a thorough bath on this newly admitted obese patient who was scheduled for surgery. When you have fat rolls you have trapped sweat mixed with bacteria/ fungus growth in between the folds, from torso to perianal area, truly disgusting smell.

by Anonymousreply 33February 5, 2019 1:42 AM

[quote]On heavy days, she (Chrissy) cleans herself with a California King sheet.

I can't wait till Chrissy introduces her new line of linens for K-Mart.

And promotes them with commercials, showing how she uses the sheets to clean her unreachable nether regions....

"Imagine doing a job this big with that skinny old bitch Martha Stewart's sheets"

by Anonymousreply 34February 5, 2019 1:47 AM

R30 we're just here to vent.

by Anonymousreply 35February 5, 2019 1:50 AM

In Trump's America, Chrissy will be considered the new ideal woman...

"She has all her teeth and she don't even need one of them scooters to get around the Wal-Mart"

The perfect guest for Trump's White House Fast-Food State Dinners

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by Anonymousreply 36February 5, 2019 1:54 AM

R33 I'm a respiratory therapist and I had to do an EKG on a morbidly obese woman. I had to lift her big, saggy tits and there was fungus under them. It looked like toe jam and smelled even worse. I almost got the dry heaves.

by Anonymousreply 37February 5, 2019 1:57 AM

[quote]I'm a respiratory therapist and I had to do an EKG on a morbidly obese woman. I had to lift her big, saggy tits and there was fungus under them. It looked like toe jam and smelled even worse. I almost got the dry heaves.

Why do you think the cast of "This Is Us" goes through so much Vicks Vapor Rub while they're filming?

by Anonymousreply 38February 5, 2019 2:02 AM

Actual Direction from "This Is Us":

"Milo, I want you to look at Mandy's character the way Chrissy looks at the Craft Services table."

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by Anonymousreply 39February 5, 2019 2:08 AM

Intertriginous Dermatitis in the morbidly obese

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by Anonymousreply 40February 5, 2019 2:10 AM

I think some of Justin Hartley's best dramatic moments on "This Is Us"

Come from when he's trying so hard not to breathe through his nose....

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by Anonymousreply 41February 5, 2019 2:20 AM

Fuck you OP! I will NOT put down the pork ribs!

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by Anonymousreply 42February 5, 2019 2:30 AM

She is no more than 200 lbs

by Anonymousreply 43February 5, 2019 2:31 AM

[quote]She is no more than 200 lbs

In outer space, maybe...

by Anonymousreply 44February 5, 2019 2:44 AM

R42, Chrissy's looking at Justin as if he were all covered in butter

by Anonymousreply 45February 5, 2019 2:44 AM

Chrissy has been so successful producers are considering giving her her own Spin-Off TV Show

They're trying to decide if they should call it, "Now, This Is FAT!"

or

"Honey, I Ate the Kids"

by Anonymousreply 46February 5, 2019 2:53 AM

She's pretty much invading your personal space with her lard belly when she comes within 3 feet of you. Justin could sue her for harassment.

by Anonymousreply 47February 5, 2019 2:55 AM

Don't you think black is slimming?

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by Anonymousreply 48February 5, 2019 3:35 AM

I have a hard time buying Chrissy and Justin as triplets. Or even sibllngs.

by Anonymousreply 49February 5, 2019 4:15 AM

I don't have a hard time buying Chrissy as triplets. Or quadruplets. Or septuplets.

by Anonymousreply 50February 5, 2019 4:17 AM

Will you fucking assholes lay off? Leave me out of this.

by Anonymousreply 51February 5, 2019 4:52 AM

She's a beauty.

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by Anonymousreply 52February 5, 2019 5:36 AM

She has such a pretty face. Chrissy would be a beauty if she only lost 350 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 53February 5, 2019 7:34 AM

Do we think she's a virgin?

by Anonymousreply 54February 5, 2019 7:41 AM

If anything I think she's GAINING.

by Anonymousreply 55February 5, 2019 11:55 AM

Alluring.

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by Anonymousreply 56February 5, 2019 1:08 PM

[quote]I'm a respiratory therapist and I had to do an EKG on a morbidly obese woman. I had to lift her big, saggy tits and there was fungus under them. It looked like toe jam and smelled even worse. I almost got the dry heaves.

I work in an operating room, and we’ve found food trapped between the fat rolls on a few morbidly obese people... after they were asleep and we uncovered them.

by Anonymousreply 57February 5, 2019 1:56 PM

R57 Never mind the food in the fat rolls. It's what inside these people that would make me vomit. I can handle being in a mortuary with cadavers, but I can't imagine operating on an obese person with all that yellow fat, yuck.

by Anonymousreply 58February 5, 2019 2:02 PM

R57 that is so fucking disgusting. Did you guys retch? Did you find Doritos?

I would have loved to hear the comments in that room.

by Anonymousreply 59February 5, 2019 2:33 PM

Just imagine the poor woman who has to wax Chrissy's pussy.

by Anonymousreply 60February 5, 2019 3:53 PM

R60, I wonder if it's an Asian lady screaming, "You too fat! Too fat! Must lose weight! You go now!"

by Anonymousreply 61February 5, 2019 4:14 PM

I think it's overstated how. pretty her face is.

by Anonymousreply 62February 5, 2019 5:34 PM

[quote]but I can't imagine operating on an obese person with all that yellow fat, yuck.

It’s a sight to behold once the surgeon has opened them up.

The tissue retractors get a workout. And extra-long instruments are usually needed to reach the organs beyond all the fat.

Usually the surgeon cusses up a storm the whole operation, with outbursts of “you fat fuck!” and “why did I ever schedule this patient??”

by Anonymousreply 63February 5, 2019 6:26 PM

I can only imagine how uncomfortable it would be to carry all that weight around on my chest and midsection. How can she even breathe?

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by Anonymousreply 64February 5, 2019 6:55 PM

It's always interesting to hear comments from health care professionals on DL. Some of the things that have been shared here are mind-boggling.

by Anonymousreply 65February 5, 2019 6:58 PM

R56 That photo looks like Chrissy's auditioning for a Pink Flamingos re-make. Go for it Chrissy! It will open up a whole new world for you.

by Anonymousreply 66February 5, 2019 7:22 PM

Chrissy never leaves home without this . . .

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by Anonymousreply 67February 5, 2019 7:28 PM

Does Chrissy gain a pound a day?

by Anonymousreply 68February 5, 2019 7:31 PM

R63 can a surgeon excise some of the fat during surgery if access to an organ is obstructed?

by Anonymousreply 69February 5, 2019 7:39 PM

Chrissy loves being rimmed, while her pussy is being eaten.

by Anonymousreply 70February 5, 2019 7:40 PM

R26 It was some of our best work!

by Anonymousreply 71February 5, 2019 8:31 PM

R64 Have you ever heard her being interviewed? There she is, usually perched on a love seat as someone else pointed out here, fucking PANTING for air between sentences. It's distressing to hear.

by Anonymousreply 72February 5, 2019 8:32 PM

Chrissy is TOO fat to play Cass Elliot.

But it's not to soon to start fattening up an actress to play Chrissy in her biopic.

by Anonymousreply 73February 5, 2019 8:37 PM

I'm can only imagine how competitively Glenn and Meryl would eat and grow...

for that Oscar-bait role

by Anonymousreply 74February 5, 2019 8:40 PM

R62 I agree. To me her face looks like that of a very fat, very angry bitch with far too much makeup on.

by Anonymousreply 75February 5, 2019 8:41 PM

R67 Perfect. As I mentioned on the last thread, she can barely get her hands to touch around the front of her gut. There is NO WAY she can reach to wipe her ass without an assisting device. None.

by Anonymousreply 76February 5, 2019 8:47 PM

^^ do women even have periods once they're that fat? You'd think the body would know that there's absolutely no point anymore.

by Anonymousreply 77February 5, 2019 8:57 PM

R77, Yes fat/ obese women do still get their period, in fact they get heavier periods with worse PMS symptoms, because estrogen is stored in fat among other places, and the more fat you have the more extra estrogen you carry.

by Anonymousreply 78February 5, 2019 9:03 PM

I don't imagine Miss Metz attends many legitimate theatre performances, unless she chooses standing room.

by Anonymousreply 79February 5, 2019 9:26 PM

r78 Thank you, that is an interesting fact. See, kids? We can enjoy our pointless bitchery and get educated all at the same time!

by Anonymousreply 80February 5, 2019 10:02 PM

[quote]I'm can only imagine how competitively Glenn and Meryl would eat and grow...for that Oscar-bait role

Robert DeNiro IS Chrissy Metz!

by Anonymousreply 81February 5, 2019 10:33 PM

[quote]do women even have periods once they're that fat? You'd think the body would know that there's absolutely no point anymore.

Yes, obese women usually have longer periods with heavier bleeding... due to extra estrogen stored in all the fat, as already mentioned.

A hormone-releasing IUD like Mirena could help her out a lot by shortening or stopping her menstrual cycle... assuming any gynecologist is brave enough to go up her snatch.

by Anonymousreply 82February 6, 2019 12:05 AM

Chrissy will be playing the title role in the remake of The Poseidon Adventure.

by Anonymousreply 83February 6, 2019 12:07 AM

[quote]A hormone-releasing IUD like Mirena could help her out a lot by shortening or stopping her menstrual cycle... assuming any gynecologist is brave enough to go up her snatch.

Maybe she could get those experts who rescued those Thai boys from the cave?

by Anonymousreply 84February 6, 2019 12:08 AM

Chrissy's gyno, getting ready to go in. He isn't smiling, that is a rictus of terror.

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by Anonymousreply 85February 6, 2019 12:13 AM

All that fat resting on her legs must cut off the circulation in her thighs.

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by Anonymousreply 86February 6, 2019 12:24 AM

[quote]—I wonder how much she pays her Filipina tampon slave?

My new drag name shall be Filipina Tamponslave.

by Anonymousreply 87February 6, 2019 12:32 AM

Sheesh, that photo, R86. Chrissy doesn't even need a table, she can just put her entire meal on her stomach or thighs.

by Anonymousreply 88February 6, 2019 12:38 AM

Does her pussy stink?

by Anonymousreply 89February 6, 2019 12:38 AM

R89, ask R85.

by Anonymousreply 90February 6, 2019 12:42 AM

r88 you know she does.

by Anonymousreply 91February 6, 2019 12:44 AM

Ask Adam Lambert. He was sitting next to the fatty.

by Anonymousreply 92February 6, 2019 12:46 AM

I used to have to do GYN exams and Pap smears on women when I did my GYN rotation. I would say obese/ overweight women have stinkier pussies, but not by much. Some women just don't know how to keep clean down there, thin or fat. Though I have to say obesity correlates with having fat, sweaty pussies. I often had to literally pry open fat pussies with multiple fat folds in order to get my instruments inside, and because the folds were so fat and thick I often had problem keeping them open. Doing a pelvic exam on overweight or obese women was hard, because I couldn't feel their uterus or ovaries sometimes. Whereas the skinny bitches I could feel their ovaries no problem. The fattest woman I'd done GYN exam on was probably a good 100 lbs. less than Chrissy so I can't image the kind of horror her GYN goes through.

by Anonymousreply 93February 6, 2019 12:49 AM

R93. Holy fuck. I think you win this thread. You at least should get a medal.

by Anonymousreply 94February 6, 2019 12:52 AM

R93 Jesus Fucking Christ. You deserve a medal.

by Anonymousreply 95February 6, 2019 12:52 AM

Posts like r93's make me glad I've never gone near a pussy in my entire life. Fucking nasty.

by Anonymousreply 96February 6, 2019 12:55 AM

Guesses on her weight?

by Anonymousreply 97February 6, 2019 12:58 AM

Dear God, I hope you earn a fabulous salary.

by Anonymousreply 98February 6, 2019 12:58 AM

R97 I peg my guess at 450. 475 on her "water weight" days *eyeroll*. A nurse on the last thread said at least 500

by Anonymousreply 99February 6, 2019 1:14 AM

r93 I'd have demanded Hazardous Duty Pay if I'd had to go through that.

by Anonymousreply 100February 6, 2019 1:27 AM

r93 you are a saint. I could NEVER. Ever.

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by Anonymousreply 102February 6, 2019 1:29 AM

Maybe she's just trying to bring back hoop skirts?

by Anonymousreply 103February 6, 2019 1:36 AM

She got more money than me

by Anonymousreply 104February 6, 2019 1:42 AM

I wish I could have demanded hazard pay, much preferred my rotation at the sexual health/ STI clinic at least there were penises rather than pussies all the time.

Oh and hell to the no, no way Chrissy is under 500 lbs, I agree with the nurse on previous thread who said at least 500 lbs. If I had to take a guess, I'd say 550 lbs at least.

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by Anonymousreply 106February 6, 2019 2:01 AM

Poor Divine weighed a lot less than Chrissy does when he went to bed one night and stopped breathing.

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by Anonymousreply 107February 6, 2019 2:14 AM

[quote]I often had to literally pry open fat pussies with multiple fat folds in order to get my instruments inside, and because the folds were so fat and thick I often had problem keeping them open. Doing a pelvic exam on overweight or obese women was hard, because I couldn't feel their uterus or ovaries sometimes.

r93, thank you for your cervix.

by Anonymousreply 108February 6, 2019 2:26 AM

Seems to me that most of her weight is all around her “waist”. Her hands and ankles don’t look so fat. Even her face doesn’t have that squeezed look. I’m certain there are different types of fat people, depending on the distribution and symptoms.

PCOS is also related to obesity. We know that anorexic women stop getting periods, but I believe that fertility of obese women is also compromised.

Chrissy seems to have the most dangerous kind of fat - the fat around the torso.

by Anonymousreply 109February 6, 2019 3:20 AM

Her entire body is grotesque.

by Anonymousreply 110February 6, 2019 4:47 AM

Can you imagine what her farts must smell like?

by Anonymousreply 111February 6, 2019 4:50 AM

guys, shit is getting real with plus size actresses on DL

by Anonymousreply 112February 6, 2019 5:25 AM

You know she thinks she is having a "skinny day" when she wears those horrifying short skirts. The one where you could see her floral diaper cover (I refuse to believe those were panties) was of course the worst, but the one posted at r102 was in many ways more disturbing. There's confidence, and then there is some necessary shame that needs to be meted out. I truly don't think she is well liked by her stylist (if she has one) or has genuine friends, because they would be letting her know to lower those fucking hems at the very least.

by Anonymousreply 113February 6, 2019 5:26 AM

My hag weighs between 225-250 and she looks anorexic compared to Chrissy. She shops at Nordstrom and Neimans and usually wears an 18. She can easily fit in a seat on a plane, theater, and a normal chair.

Chrissy is 500 and getting fatter by the minute.

by Anonymousreply 114February 6, 2019 5:56 AM

She must have a heart (and stomach) the size of an elephant's bowel, and that's not a good thing.

by Anonymousreply 115February 6, 2019 6:05 AM

With her latex dress and her denim jacket, in her head, she is a rock chick. Floral mega drawers underwear less so.

by Anonymousreply 116February 6, 2019 6:08 AM

What are all the "healthy at any size" instagrammers going to say when Chrissy drops dead from a stroke or heart attack in the no doubt imminent future.....

by Anonymousreply 117February 6, 2019 6:28 AM

I used to be great big fat person and pics like r18 make me so fucking sad. I know how she feels. It's the worst and I just wish she would put the carbs down and make herself feel better. I think that's why many of us here have a morbid fascination with Chrissy, many of us are fat or used to be fat. They always say what you hate about other people, is what you hate most about yourself.

by Anonymousreply 118February 6, 2019 6:50 AM

R117 They will blame it on something totally unrelated. "She was heartbroken from her last breakup" or some happy horseshit like that.

by Anonymousreply 119February 6, 2019 6:50 AM

R118 I am one of the most vicious cunts on here when it comes to Chrissy, and I completely agree. Perfectly said and very true. Which is why I will continue my mission.

by Anonymousreply 120February 6, 2019 6:53 AM

I was also overweight R118 but after I restricted my carb intake the extra 50kg all came off gradually. The trouble is that most people have to reach rock bottom to make the necessary changes and I think Christy's rock-bottom has a labyrinthine basement.

by Anonymousreply 121February 6, 2019 6:54 AM

Her tiny useless arms make her look like a T. Rex.

by Anonymousreply 122February 6, 2019 7:14 AM

Her tiny useless arms also make it impossible for her to wipe, masturbate, change her tampon, etc. unassisted.

by Anonymousreply 123February 6, 2019 7:21 AM

Leave us out of this.

by Anonymousreply 124February 6, 2019 7:23 AM

I was waiting in the doctor's office and reading a magazine today with an interview of her, she claims it is her "ritual" to take a bath every night before bed, I think the magazine wasn't super recent where she has put on more weight, but I was surprised she could fit in a tub. Maybe she has money to buy a gigantic one. I guess a gigantic tub to soak in would get rid of all the stuff that likes to grow in the skin folds.

I can't help but be fascinated by the size of her growing middle, like instead of growing a fetus-sized baby, she is growing an adult sized baby in there. Except it's fat, but could be a tumor, you never know.

by Anonymousreply 125February 6, 2019 7:31 AM

Thanks for that info r125 My take is that she was lying her fat fucking ass off. I was 260 at my heaviest and because I was so fat, I was also pretty sedentary and not strong. I could not take a bath because I couldn't get my bulk in-and worse, as I had no grab bars-or out of the tub safely. So if I was only just about less than half of a Chrissy and couldn't take a bath without risking my fucking life, there is no way she could. She probably just stood in a walk in shower and hosed herself off that way.

by Anonymousreply 126February 6, 2019 7:37 AM

Chrissy can probably afford to remodel her bath to add a tub for two or a large jacuzzi to her toilette.

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by Anonymousreply 127February 6, 2019 7:52 AM

Yeah, but for her getting in and out of it without at least a couple of spotters, preferably Sumo wrestlers...good luck!

by Anonymousreply 128February 6, 2019 8:00 AM

Imagine the suction created when her ass cheeks hit the bottom of the jacuzzi though. There's no coming up from that without heavy machinery involved.

by Anonymousreply 129February 6, 2019 8:23 AM

There’s no way she takes a bath every night. I doubt she enough energy.

She gets home, sits right on the couch, starts eating junk, and falls asleep upright on the couch with the bag of Doritos still in her hands.

by Anonymousreply 130February 6, 2019 8:32 AM

I hope the actors on this show are enjoying their current fame because most if not all are not going anywhere afterwards

by Anonymousreply 131February 6, 2019 8:38 AM

Well r131 at least they have some life expectancy to look up to afterwards. Chrissy is going to miss out on both counts.

by Anonymousreply 132February 6, 2019 8:56 AM

Chrissy could earn a fortune if she lost a substantial amount of weight. She could write a book to inspire others.

by Anonymousreply 133February 6, 2019 10:09 AM

Even if she takes a bath every night before bed, she still sweats buckets at night and has to shower again in the morning. Taking a bath is no guarantee that she doesn't stink.

by Anonymousreply 134February 6, 2019 10:38 AM

R133 I don't think she cares to inspire anyone but herself, if even that. She doesn't seem to do much outside the show except showing up to awards looking like the Hindenburg or the occasional interview sitting precariously on a reinforced piece of furniture, huffing after every few words for breath. She comes off as very self centered, disinterested in the world, nothing interesting to say (she is NO raconteur) and all of this presented with a really weird form of sugar coated angry. Now she's trying being Jesus on for size (sorry) but she doesn't even seem to be that into it either. This chick is lost. No wonder she runs to food for comfort. it's all she has it seems. So much for her "excitement" about having weight loss written into her contract. She chucked that inspiration right out the window, and is now heavier than ever.

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by Anonymousreply 135February 6, 2019 10:49 AM

Sorry, I meant to say she is trying Jesus on for size.

by Anonymousreply 136February 6, 2019 10:52 AM

Do they do Jesus in a size 32?

by Anonymousreply 137February 6, 2019 10:53 AM

[quote] She comes off as very self centered, disinterested in the world, nothing interesting to say (she is NO raconteur) and all of this presented with a really weird form of sugar coated angry.

I think that is what a lot of us are reacting to here. She is not a very sympathetic character.

by Anonymousreply 138February 6, 2019 11:00 AM

So Chrissy no longer lives in a mansion, with guys waiting in line to fuck her hot pussy?

by Anonymousreply 139February 6, 2019 2:53 PM

Josh Lucas must be desperate to be in a movie if he's playing her husband. I wonder if they have a love scene together.

by Anonymousreply 140February 6, 2019 3:08 PM

How would that even work, R141? CGI?

by Anonymousreply 141February 6, 2019 3:09 PM

She can be lying in bed, covered by a couple of sheets just exposing her titties. I'll be she has gigantic nips.

by Anonymousreply 142February 6, 2019 3:14 PM

The fact that she's so obese is really dangerous. But what's worse is the percent of body fat that she's carrying in her belly. She's going to have a massive heart attack or at least become severely diabetic. The only way out for her is bariatric surgery. Hope she does it soon or she'll be dead by the time she's 40.

by Anonymousreply 143February 6, 2019 3:26 PM

Well, if they have to amputate a leg at least Chrissy can lose a quick 100 pounds. Then maybe a Totie Fields biopic.

Chrissy Metz IS Totie!

by Anonymousreply 144February 6, 2019 3:31 PM

She can literally suffocate a guy while lying on top of him during sex. Is that manslaughter or murder?

by Anonymousreply 145February 6, 2019 4:28 PM

I don't think she can do anything other than missionary, and maybe blow or hand jobs. I'd be afraid she'd try and eat my dick.

by Anonymousreply 146February 6, 2019 4:32 PM

R146, she would probably have to do doggy style. Can you imagine the stench.

by Anonymousreply 147February 6, 2019 5:10 PM

I'd bet my life that Chrissy has sleep apnea, she probably has to be on CPAP when she sleeps. When you're that obese, your airway and diaphragm become reconfigured. It means her upper airway is obstructed, and her diaphragm gets pushed up by abdominal fat which then limits lung expansion. Both of these conditions together can cause death in your sleep if you're obese. It's how the obese die in their sleep, not from heart attacks but from stopping breathing which leads to cardiac compromise.

by Anonymousreply 148February 6, 2019 5:17 PM

Whatever happened to that weight-loss that was supposed to be part of the show's plot?

by Anonymousreply 149February 6, 2019 5:23 PM

Chrissy ate the script.

by Anonymousreply 150February 6, 2019 5:35 PM

R147 i doubt she can do doggy. That would be too brutal on her knees.

by Anonymousreply 151February 6, 2019 5:38 PM

[quote]She can be lying in bed, covered by a couple of sheets just exposing her titties.

There’s no way she can lie flat.

by Anonymousreply 152February 6, 2019 5:48 PM

She’s basically an addict, except her substance of abuse is food.

She’ll continue to eat out of control, despite knowing the risks, and will deny she has a problem, and refuse to get help until she’s dead.

She’s no different than somebody like Whitney Houston.

by Anonymousreply 153February 6, 2019 5:51 PM

I wonder who she left the money to in her will. Fat activist organizations?

by Anonymousreply 154February 6, 2019 5:56 PM

If she keeps gaining and her body packs in sooner rather than later who will play her in the inevitable biopic? Are there fatties in the making, on drama courses currently, gorging on plates of donuts between meals to prepare for the role?

by Anonymousreply 155February 6, 2019 6:20 PM

I remember it was proposed on another thread: Because she is so fat she'd have to be played by more than person. Meryl, Glenn, Sally Field, Susan Sarandon, Helen Mirren, Judy Davis, and Kathy Bates all under one of her tents / dresses with Meryl also playing the head.

by Anonymousreply 156February 6, 2019 6:23 PM

[quote]Chrissy Metz IS Totie!

Chrissy is about four Toties.

by Anonymousreply 157February 6, 2019 6:26 PM

Fat acceptance movement is killing more people today but people get their panties in a twist when they see a thin model or celebrity on magazine covers. Chrissy is being promoted as loving herself when she clearly loves glazed donuts more than life. This fetishizing of fat people as normal or even desirable has got to stop. I'm all for fat shaming if that's what you want to call it. No way should Chrissy's level of obesity be acceptable.

by Anonymousreply 158February 6, 2019 6:45 PM

Maybe her new boyfriend is a feeder?

by Anonymousreply 159February 6, 2019 7:28 PM

The ever-expanding girth is terrifying. There is no going back from this damage to skin, size of head, strain on organs and joints. A lot of us make risky choices, do things to self-sabotage or express the death wish. But this can be camouflaged and concealed, mostly. Here it is broadcasted on a billboard.

by Anonymousreply 160February 6, 2019 7:42 PM

R160 And we are not allowed to say anything for fear of hurting their feelings. I suppose we should let the anorexics and the drug addicts self-destruct too.

by Anonymousreply 161February 6, 2019 9:21 PM

She should be sent to Cloris Leachman's house for 6 months.

by Anonymousreply 162February 6, 2019 9:51 PM

Cloris HATES fat people.

by Anonymousreply 163February 6, 2019 10:31 PM

It really is a reminder of how amazing and adaptable the human body is.

This level of obesity is so far beyond what the human body was designed to do. Athletes keep pushing the boundaries and Chrissy and her ilk are pushing in the other direction. How does her heart manage to circulate blood to her extremities? Her stomach must be huge, too. How does the new fat even have a place to go? The skin keeps stretching, the lungs and diaphragm somehow manage to do their job despite being oppressed by the fat cells that clog her systems.

She’s alive, somehow.

Life finds a way.

by Anonymousreply 164February 6, 2019 10:35 PM

This would be like hauling a refrigerator (or name your household appliance) strapped onto your body every day. She truly looks like a planet.

by Anonymousreply 165February 6, 2019 10:48 PM

[quote]I was waiting in the doctor's office and reading a magazine today with an interview of her, she claims it is her "ritual" to take a bath every night before bed, I think the magazine wasn't super recent where she has put on more weight, but I was surprised she could fit in a tub. Maybe she has money to buy a gigantic one.

You haven't noticed the rising sea levels?

by Anonymousreply 166February 6, 2019 11:10 PM

Who would win in a fight, Chrissy or Precious?

by Anonymousreply 167February 6, 2019 11:19 PM

R 167, interesting idea, fat celebrity fight club. I'd go with Precious on this one since she weighs less (now) than Chrissy does. But if Precious is holding a donut on one hand, I can see Chrissy scrapping mad to get at her.

by Anonymousreply 168February 6, 2019 11:23 PM

She must be in pain every day.

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by Anonymousreply 169February 6, 2019 11:44 PM

Why R155, Melissa Beth Miller of course! The DL ingenue that was, before her thread got deleted. She's got the vocal chops, the heaving bosom and the angry little eyes above a saccharine smile.

by Anonymousreply 170February 6, 2019 11:44 PM

Why was Melissa Beth's thread deleted?

by Anonymousreply 171February 6, 2019 11:45 PM

R118 your comment hits very close to home. I loathe my overweight body, and threads like this give me a break from viciously berating myself. Many years ago, I used to sit on the couch eating ice cream and laughing at the contestants on The Biggest Loser. Well, I'm as big as some of them now. Karma is a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 172February 6, 2019 11:46 PM

Nikki Blonsky if they do a musical version.

by Anonymousreply 173February 6, 2019 11:47 PM

Maybe because we linked to her insta page R171. It was public though. And old footage of her singing was unearthed. Shame, was a good thread.

by Anonymousreply 174February 6, 2019 11:49 PM

I can't even imagine the health problems she must have: diabetes, blood clots, high blood pressure and cholesterol, stank pussy, trouble breathing, etc..

by Anonymousreply 175February 6, 2019 11:51 PM

Was Chrissy one of the dancing obese women in NOCTURNAL ANIMALS?

by Anonymousreply 176February 6, 2019 11:53 PM

Can she reach her pussy to masturbate?

by Anonymousreply 177February 6, 2019 11:56 PM

r177 Nope, just like wiping her ass, she would need a device to reach her twat.

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by Anonymousreply 179February 7, 2019 12:06 AM

Straight men find a curvy gal like Chrissy hot

by Anonymousreply 180February 7, 2019 12:25 AM

R169, that’s a stunning graphic.

Chrissy seems to have the most dangerous type of fat distribution. Her midsection is ENORMOUS, but her face and hands and legs are those of a smaller person. If you look at the photo at r179, she looks like a regular chunky frau, not a morbidly obese one. Gabby Sidibe is the other kind of obese, the kind where the eyes are like slits pushed close by the fat cheeks. Her hands are obese.

by Anonymousreply 181February 7, 2019 12:30 AM

How much weight has Chrissy gained in the last year?

Seriously, I'd guess she's packed on at least 100 - 175 pounds.

That has to be life threatening.

by Anonymousreply 182February 7, 2019 12:48 AM

What if Chrissy is wearing a fat suit and doing some kind of high-concept documentary?

Or what if she's living out some Method role-playing, you know Joaquin Phoenix-style

by Anonymousreply 183February 7, 2019 12:51 AM

R183 she's been 'role-playing' this longer than Boyhood took to film. We'll know for sure when she drops dead or her foot is amputated.

by Anonymousreply 184February 7, 2019 1:00 AM

Her doctor must be frustrated with her.

by Anonymousreply 185February 7, 2019 1:04 AM

I love her in the short dresses where you can see her panties/diaper!

by Anonymousreply 186February 7, 2019 1:06 AM

Chrissy loves her +++++size walkin tub.

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by Anonymousreply 187February 7, 2019 1:29 AM

How the hell can she use a regular toilet? Or fit into a bathroom stall, for that matter?

by Anonymousreply 188February 7, 2019 1:29 AM

Does she use a mobility scooter?

by Anonymousreply 189February 7, 2019 1:31 AM

R189 You mean a mobility tractor.

by Anonymousreply 190February 7, 2019 1:37 AM

R188 she probably has to use the handicapped stall. I would hate to be her. Can you imagine walking into a crowded restaurant with that girth? People would stop talking and stare at you walking by. Then they would smirk and start whispering and laughing. Some obnoxious asshole might even moo. Then you have little kids who'll blurt out, "Look at that fat lady!".

Jesus fucking Christ, that would be enough humiliation to get me on a treadmill every day.

by Anonymousreply 191February 7, 2019 2:54 AM

^^^ she would also have to give advance notice so she could get a chair that won't break. So embarrassing, yet it hasn't changed her behaviour.

by Anonymousreply 192February 7, 2019 3:14 AM

R156 I could get behind that casting but I think they should rotate who plays the head just to give it cachet.

by Anonymousreply 193February 7, 2019 3:29 AM

I'm sure Chrissy can afford one of those tubs made for seniors - it has a door, and you walk into it and sit down and it fills.

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by Anonymousreply 194February 7, 2019 3:43 AM

She has very soft skin. Granted, she has to use a paint roller to apply the Jergens every night, but it does wonders for her skin.

by Anonymousreply 195February 7, 2019 5:48 AM

There is a huge emotional and mental health component to obesity. It cannot be changed without serious therapy. Chrissy must have some giant feelings.

by Anonymousreply 196February 7, 2019 10:09 AM

Wanted to add to that. I’ve known a few obese women pretty well, and they are seething angry people underneath a veneer of good humor and cheerfulness.

There’s one who is a genuine sweetheart, though.

by Anonymousreply 197February 7, 2019 10:12 AM

NBC/The producers of her shit show are allowing this. That's horrible She needs lap band or something drastic. She's kidding herself if she thinks she'll live long like this. Gadourey Sidapie or whatever her name is, lost the worst of her weight. Crissy could also.

by Anonymousreply 198February 7, 2019 10:20 AM

It places the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose.

by Anonymousreply 199February 7, 2019 12:16 PM

The two fatties I know were both molested by family members. I wonder if little Chrissy was diddled by daddy?

by Anonymousreply 200February 7, 2019 1:37 PM

Every fat woman has one of those stories. It's an excuse. No, Chrissy just likes mouthfeels.

by Anonymousreply 201February 7, 2019 1:38 PM

Does Chrissy hide food in her folds for a quick snack? I could see her with some Hickory Farms summer sausage tucked away for emergencies.

by Anonymousreply 202February 7, 2019 1:54 PM

[quote]I can't even imagine the health problems she must have: diabetes, blood clots, high blood pressure and cholesterol, stank pussy, trouble breathing, etc..

I don't think "stank pussy" is properly characterized as a "health problem."

by Anonymousreply 203February 7, 2019 3:35 PM

Yeah, tell that to her poor gyno.

by Anonymousreply 204February 7, 2019 3:42 PM

Stank pussy could be bacterial vaginosis.

by Anonymousreply 205February 7, 2019 3:48 PM

She's got a yeasty beasty down there.

by Anonymousreply 206February 7, 2019 4:20 PM

She's had so many yeast infections, girl could open a bakery.

by Anonymousreply 207February 7, 2019 4:49 PM

She's so fat, she needs her own zip code.

by Anonymousreply 208February 7, 2019 5:47 PM

Chrissy is listed as being 38 years old and height of 5'5". If you have her at a conservative weight estimate of 500 lbs., that means for her to maintain her weight, she'd have to eat about 3500 calories a day. But she's been gaining weight it seems, so she's eating more than 3500 calories a day. How a person can cram that much food down their stomach is beyond me.

by Anonymousreply 209February 7, 2019 6:39 PM

R209, not to be argumentative, but I think many people consume that many calories in a day. A fast-food value meal could easily be half that.

I guess that’s why there are so many fat people in this country.

by Anonymousreply 210February 7, 2019 7:51 PM

R210 it's the culture too. I live in a European country with fast food available everywhere, and yet no one is (morbidly) obese. Eating fast food and drinking fizzy drinks is ok sometimes, but not all of the time, especially if you don't balance it out with healthy food and an active lifestyle.

by Anonymousreply 211February 7, 2019 11:28 PM

[quote]Does Chrissy hide food in her folds for a quick snack? I could see her with some Hickory Farms summer sausage tucked away for emergencies.

I could imagine her keeping a sausage snack between her thunder thighs, wedged in her lard box. That may be what keeps a smile on her face despite her horrific condition.

by Anonymousreply 212February 7, 2019 11:35 PM

Without her makeup, she looks remarkably plain. Just your average flyover white trash deplorable.

by Anonymousreply 213February 7, 2019 11:55 PM

R213, most celebrities look plain without their makeup.

by Anonymousreply 214February 8, 2019 12:16 AM

Chrissy without makeup looks like a plain trashy Walmart Frau. With her drag makeup she looks like Ginger Minj.

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by Anonymousreply 215February 8, 2019 1:06 AM

Maybe Ginger's fat stepsister.

by Anonymousreply 216February 8, 2019 1:08 AM

I posted this before, but a large bag of chips is 2900 calories That's nothing for fatty- a between snack snack.

by Anonymousreply 217February 8, 2019 1:18 AM

I'm laughing all the way to the bank!

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by Anonymousreply 218February 8, 2019 2:16 AM

I don't think she gets paid crazy money. We can clearly see she isn't starving, but she "only" gets 250k per episode.

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by Anonymousreply 219February 8, 2019 2:26 AM

Jesus, she can barely fit in the extra wide reinforced chair for fatties that looks more like a loveseat at r218

by Anonymousreply 220February 8, 2019 2:29 AM

She's completely round.

by Anonymousreply 221February 8, 2019 2:32 AM

That money won't do her any good when she drops dead.

by Anonymousreply 222February 8, 2019 3:22 AM

Was she known for any acting jobs before This Is Us? I'd imagine roles are pretty limited for an actress of her size.

by Anonymousreply 223February 8, 2019 5:20 AM

She filled in for Shamu at SeaWorld.

by Anonymousreply 224February 8, 2019 5:27 AM

You'll be laughing all the way to the hospital and morgue soon, Chrissy.

by Anonymousreply 225February 8, 2019 8:36 AM

[quote]Was she known for any acting jobs before This Is Us?

Wasn't she the fat lady on American Horror Story Freak Show? The one with Jessica Lange running a circus?

by Anonymousreply 226February 8, 2019 8:56 AM

[quote]Wasn't she the fat lady on American Horror Story Freak Show?

Technically, portraying a grotesquely obese person wasn’t acting.

by Anonymousreply 227February 8, 2019 9:08 AM

Well, big bucks means more Big Macs.

by Anonymousreply 228February 8, 2019 1:07 PM

Think she's a pastry addict? Rather than looking like her dog (hopefully she doesn't actually have one) she has come to resemble possibly one of her favourite foods: I see an overweight woman stuck inside a giant donut costume.

by Anonymousreply 229February 8, 2019 1:19 PM

R239 I see a Big Mac.

by Anonymousreply 230February 8, 2019 3:21 PM

R218

Who thought a bib dress was a good idea? That’s cruel.

by Anonymousreply 231February 8, 2019 6:28 PM

If it gets too bad, she can go on SSI Disability.

by Anonymousreply 232February 8, 2019 7:40 PM

She must have the stinkiest pussy in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 233February 8, 2019 8:26 PM

R226 She did, but she was actually thinner then and had to wear a fat suit. If she played that role today she'd probably have to lose weight to be more believable.

by Anonymousreply 234February 8, 2019 9:34 PM

I think patterns look good on me!

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by Anonymousreply 235February 8, 2019 9:40 PM

They gave up even trying to match the seams on that tent at r235

by Anonymousreply 236February 8, 2019 9:43 PM

She must get her clothes custom made because there's no way plus-sizes go that high.

by Anonymousreply 237February 8, 2019 9:52 PM

I have no idea who this Chrissy Metz person is, but these threads make me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 238February 8, 2019 9:53 PM

She must get her diapers custom made, because I checked and they don't go that big either.

Yes, I need a hobby.

by Anonymousreply 239February 8, 2019 9:53 PM

R238 We are truly doing the Lard's work here. I fucking love these threads.

by Anonymousreply 240February 8, 2019 9:55 PM

R235 that dress it makes her look like a pizza, what happens when round, obese women wear patterns like that.

by Anonymousreply 241February 8, 2019 9:56 PM

How many KFC family size buckets of fried chicken do you think Chrissy can eat at one sitting? I'm guessing at least 2.

by Anonymousreply 242February 8, 2019 9:59 PM

On a cheat day I can do 1/2 of one and I am 1/18th of a Chrissy. I'd say 6 (extra crispy of course)

by Anonymousreply 243February 8, 2019 10:02 PM

But see how (relatively) slender her wrists are at r235? Some fat people have big fat wrists and ankles. There was a photo of her where there was actually some muscle definition in her lower leg/calf muscles. And then her circumference must be double her height.

It’s all in the middle. Very unhealthy.

by Anonymousreply 244February 8, 2019 10:03 PM

Her pancreas is begging for mercy to be put out of misery. Her liver is probably paté at this point.

by Anonymousreply 245February 8, 2019 10:06 PM

Chrissy can polish off 3 KFC family buckets plus all the side trimmings. And dessert. Washed down with Diet Coke.

by Anonymousreply 246February 8, 2019 10:08 PM

A family bucket is an appetizer for her.

by Anonymousreply 247February 8, 2019 10:09 PM

No, c’mon! Don’t you start having palpitations and angina after a handful of pieces?

by Anonymousreply 248February 8, 2019 11:33 PM

R244 Dear, those were spider veins. If the spider was Tarantula.

by Anonymousreply 249February 8, 2019 11:39 PM

Chrissy works with costume designers to try to come up with an outfit that would hold her in a bit more, but she always gets the same answer from them.

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by Anonymousreply 250February 9, 2019 12:52 AM

R250 LOL!

by Anonymousreply 251February 9, 2019 12:57 AM

Chrissy's team of gynecologists......

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by Anonymousreply 252February 9, 2019 12:59 AM

She needs help fast

by Anonymousreply 253February 9, 2019 1:32 AM

This is Chrissy Metz as The Fat Lady on "American Horror Story: Freak Show".

The season premiered in October 2014, and Chrissy was actually thinner back then.

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by Anonymousreply 254February 9, 2019 2:10 AM

Yep r254 and just imagine, she actually wore padding back then to make her look fatter. Though I wonder now if that story was a lie she told so people wouldn't think she was really that fat.

by Anonymousreply 255February 9, 2019 2:17 AM

I'M AN INSPIRATION TO PEOPLE!!!

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by Anonymousreply 256February 9, 2019 3:06 AM

She really makes me want to vomit. The thought of Chrissy naked with a bush hanging to her ankles is vile.

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by Anonymousreply 258February 9, 2019 3:27 AM

I think this is her worst look ever.

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by Anonymousreply 259February 9, 2019 4:47 AM

OMG you can almost see her pork chops @ r258!

by Anonymousreply 260February 9, 2019 4:48 AM

^^^ that is, her worst runway look - she looks like a lampshade. Obviously the dress at 258 is horrific.

by Anonymousreply 261February 9, 2019 4:50 AM

Any time I see her all "glammed up" (for want of a far better term in her case) I remember that she has to use an assistance implement--a fancy term for a rag on a stick--to wipe her ass, and it makes me smile.

by Anonymousreply 262February 9, 2019 4:56 AM

[quote]She must have the stinkiest pussy in Hollywood.

I represent that remark.

by Anonymousreply 263February 9, 2019 5:00 AM

At the rate Chrissy is growing,

the studio, the producers, and the clothing designers just want to fit her with a round shower curtain rod to rest on her shoulders

and try to tape in all her dangly, lumpy bits...behind the curtain

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by Anonymousreply 264February 9, 2019 5:09 AM

Fat people say they don't need to be told that they're fat, but then how do you explain Chrissy being out in public showing her bare sequoia thighs and wearing one of her pseudo-garments with a waist??

by Anonymousreply 265February 9, 2019 5:29 AM

Her clothes are all wrong. Study r256's photo - through the baggy jersey top can be seen the outline and shape of the fat 'apron', overhanging her upper thighs. Familiar to those of us who watch Dr Now's 600-lb Life, this varies in form and size among serious fatties. CM's fat apron looks like massive hang dog ears drooping down either side, with a convenient gap in the middle. So no need for assistance to lift it to access her genitalia for cleaning and other purposes just yet. Lucky lady.

by Anonymousreply 266February 9, 2019 5:34 AM

[quote]Study [R256]'s photo - through the baggy jersey top can be seen the outline and shape of the fat 'apron', overhanging her upper thighs.

Do I really have to...

Can they make Spanx in her size?

by Anonymousreply 267February 9, 2019 1:01 PM

She could become a heroin addict (i.e. Angelina Jolie)

I've been told heroin addict have the best abs....

by Anonymousreply 268February 9, 2019 1:02 PM

I have to admit Chrissy does seem to be getting a LOT bigger

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by Anonymousreply 270February 9, 2019 3:14 PM

That jacket is not flattering. It adds ten pounds. Unfortunately, that's a drop in the Chrissy Ocean.

by Anonymousreply 271February 9, 2019 3:17 PM

I miss the frau troll who used to tell us how beautiful and inspiring Chrissy was.

by Anonymousreply 272February 9, 2019 3:18 PM

Chrissy has a beautiful and inspiring face. The rest of her... well, meh...

by Anonymousreply 273February 9, 2019 5:43 PM

I miss the judgy frau troll who used to tell us how we're all going to burn in hell for notice how huge Chrissy is...

by Anonymousreply 274February 9, 2019 5:56 PM

One thing that's amazing is how fat women manage to keep moving the goalposts of what is fat. Shelly Winters was once spoken of like Chrissy, then Darlene Cates was freakishly fat, then there was that '90s TV actress (what was her name?) whose shtick was being fat and she was half Chrissy's size, then Chrissy five years ago was playing a circus freak now she's supposed to just be a normal woman.

by Anonymousreply 275February 9, 2019 6:17 PM

[quote]then Chrissy five years ago was playing a circus freak now she's supposed to just be a normal woman.

Just a normal woman, who has a steady boyfriend and catches a lot of dick

by Anonymousreply 276February 9, 2019 6:21 PM

Why so much hate for curvy babes? Live and let live. Go ahead, Chrissy, eat those Ho-Ho's.

by Anonymousreply 277February 9, 2019 6:25 PM

Chrissy Metz is a real woman that us regular-sized girls can relate to, you silly boys with your anorexic bodies are just jealous that you can't get all the hot men like our Chrissy can.

by Anonymousreply 278February 9, 2019 6:59 PM

Yes, the reason I make fun of her is because Im jealous of her for being curvy, successful and rich, and getting all the hot dick I can't

by Anonymousreply 279February 9, 2019 7:15 PM

I think the show is sending a dangerous message with the pregnancy story line especially the doctor not sticking to her original stance of it being too high risk and not wanting to take her on as a patient. Doctor just caved and agreed to take her on rather than insisting she lose weight first which would have been more realistic.

by Anonymousreply 280February 9, 2019 7:17 PM

A good juice cleanse will help her loose the bloat in no time!

by Anonymousreply 281February 9, 2019 7:17 PM

R275, it's not just normalizing fatness and obesity, it also pathologizes people who are thin or average size. Read the DM comments on thin or normal sized women and they're always slagging them for being anorexic.

by Anonymousreply 282February 9, 2019 7:25 PM

Ricki Lake was once considered big but now she's just another Gap size 14 vanity sizing.

by Anonymousreply 283February 9, 2019 7:27 PM

Typical fat American

by Anonymousreply 284February 9, 2019 7:28 PM

R280 - I agree. It would be extremely difficult for a woman of her size to conceive. And if she did, bringing a child to full term would also be extremely difficult. And expecting both mother and child to survive without complications would be amazing. I looked at the mayo clinic website and there are a multitude of expected complications for super-obese preganant women/babies. Bottom line is that she needs some sort of intervention. I really feel bad for her. She's really kind of dying.

by Anonymousreply 285February 9, 2019 9:29 PM

Why are you people giving her such a hard time? It's called ACTING. She's just playing a fat woman on tv. She's super-fit in real life. Rumor is she'll be participating in the Pasadena Triathalon next month. Go Chrissy, go!

by Anonymousreply 286February 9, 2019 9:37 PM

Fatties circle the wagons and come to her defense.

by Anonymousreply 287February 9, 2019 9:47 PM

The audience like her because she represents the average American.

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by Anonymousreply 288February 9, 2019 9:51 PM

She looks like the average American.

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by Anonymousreply 289February 9, 2019 10:06 PM

R283, I’m sure nobody here wants to talk about vanity sizing, but... it’s gotten out of control.

I’m a woman and I’m sure it happens to men, too. I’m not vain and delusional, so if it says “4” or “8”, I don’t care. I was looking at some vintage Lilly Pulitzer slacks at a thrift shop, and they were a size “8” - they were what would be a size “2” nowadays. The waist was tiny.

So when fatties crow that “Marilyn Monroe was a size 12” she was what a size 6 is now. I’ve seen those vintage dresses.

by Anonymousreply 290February 9, 2019 10:07 PM

I don't understand R290, but maybe what she means is that in Chrissy's case, a size "O" (not zero) refers simply to body shape with nothing tiny on it.

by Anonymousreply 291February 9, 2019 10:12 PM

I think Justin Hartley and Sterling Brown are secretly rehearsing their emoting for Chrissy's death episode...

Let face it, when Chrissy finally buys the farm...it will be irresistible Emmy bait

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by Anonymousreply 293February 9, 2019 10:18 PM

Do you think newspapers and magazines have an obit ready to go when she kicks the bucket? And will it include the phrase "zaftig actress"?

by Anonymousreply 294February 9, 2019 10:20 PM

R18 just makes me sad. What kind of miserable cunt hounds someone in public and takes that picture? A shitty human being that's who.

by Anonymousreply 295February 9, 2019 10:23 PM

[quote]And will it include the phrase "zaftig actress"?

Chrissy Metz broke new ground (and countless pieces of furniture) for 'big beautiful women' in Hollywood

by Anonymousreply 296February 9, 2019 10:24 PM

Average American...

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by Anonymousreply 297February 9, 2019 10:27 PM

[quote]A good juice cleanse will help her loose the bloat in no time!

She'd better not be "loosing" it anywhere that doesn't have good flood control systems in place.

by Anonymousreply 298February 9, 2019 10:27 PM

[quote] It would be extremely difficult for a woman of her size to conceive. And if she did, bringing a child to full term would also be extremely difficult.

That’s bullshit. I’m friends with an anesthesiologist who does a lot of obstetrics, and she says that fatties bigger than Chrissy (400+ pounds and heavier) regularly pump out kids. The anesthesia people joke about needing harpoon-length needles to place an epidural in these whale-sized women.

by Anonymousreply 299February 10, 2019 12:09 AM

I see lots of whale-sized white trash women with kids around my city. The kids are mostly mixed-race. The bruthas love a big fat white woman!

by Anonymousreply 300February 10, 2019 12:12 AM

I think she looks halfway decent at r259. I'm not crazy about the color, but she looks okay. If the whole thing were in a navy blue, she'd look even better.

by Anonymousreply 301February 10, 2019 12:17 AM

This looks okayish.

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by Anonymousreply 302February 10, 2019 12:19 AM

whoever designed this for her should be executed.

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by Anonymousreply 303February 10, 2019 12:20 AM

Here's the lucky boyfriend who has unlimited access to that hot twat!

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by Anonymousreply 304February 10, 2019 12:22 AM

The pics or her are like a train wreck. You can't look away.

by Anonymousreply 305February 10, 2019 12:22 AM

This is my "Claudia Cardinale" look!

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by Anonymousreply 306February 10, 2019 12:23 AM

Oh. M. G.

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by Anonymousreply 307February 10, 2019 12:25 AM

[quote]I see lots of whale-sized white trash women with kids around my city. The kids are mostly mixed-race. The bruthas love a big fat white woman!

Agreed.

My MD friend says that all the morbidly obese women who show up in the delivery room are either (1) black, (2) white fatties with a black baby-daddy, or (3) fat white women who are alone and inevitably shit out a black baby.

by Anonymousreply 308February 10, 2019 12:31 AM

That doesn't even look real r307. It's like normal sized head and feet on an obese midgets body.

by Anonymousreply 309February 10, 2019 12:31 AM

Usually heads have 1 chin, not 3.

by Anonymousreply 310February 10, 2019 2:29 AM

R307 she looks like a balloon with a human head and feet tacked on each ends.

by Anonymousreply 311February 10, 2019 9:27 AM

R308, it's true. My best friend worked as an echo tech until couple of years ago, and he said obese women would go in for echos all the time. Invariably they'd be Black, White w/ Black men, or Latino. He and his colleagues would say to each other "someone fucked THAT?" when referring to super fatties who manage to waddle in for their echos.

by Anonymousreply 312February 10, 2019 9:34 AM

Gross fat sow.

by Anonymousreply 313February 10, 2019 9:53 AM

I remember watching a medical documentary about a skinny woman who had a 10 kilo tumor in her abdomen. The tumor pushed aside and rearranged her internal organs and arteries. I wonder if the fat in Chrissy's stomach is doing that too. How is she even alive?

by Anonymousreply 314February 10, 2019 10:50 AM

This organ failure is fat-shaming me.

by Anonymousreply 315February 10, 2019 11:39 AM

I'm on a diet and check in on this thread to stay motivated and keep on track. Thanks C.

by Anonymousreply 316February 10, 2019 12:51 PM

Maybe her thick diapers make her look bigger.

by Anonymousreply 317February 10, 2019 12:59 PM

Sean Mendes should beard up with her.

by Anonymousreply 318February 10, 2019 1:26 PM

Gurl, it would be hilarious if some non-black (I agree with above posters that stereotype is definitely true) gay male celebrity was asked who his celebrity crush was and he said 'Chrissy'!

by Anonymousreply 319February 10, 2019 1:47 PM

[quote]I'm on a diet and check in on this thread to stay motivated and keep on track. Thanks C.

Print out some of the pictures of Chrissy on this thread and put them around your kitchen. Seriously, I bet that would help you stick to your diet.

by Anonymousreply 320February 10, 2019 1:52 PM

Celebrity crush and fatty Chrissy! LOL.

by Anonymousreply 321February 10, 2019 1:53 PM

The comments about health care workers are making me laugh. People who work in health care have the sickest and most hilarious senses of humor.

by Anonymousreply 322February 10, 2019 1:54 PM

Looking at R307, there is no fucking way her fat, short arms can reach around and wipe that humungous ass. I think she would need a mop.

by Anonymousreply 323February 10, 2019 3:04 PM

If I was even half of her weight, I wouldn't seek a public career like acting. At least she has nerve.

by Anonymousreply 324February 10, 2019 3:07 PM

If I were as large as Chrissy Metz, I would be in fear for my life and immediately try to do anything to get the weight off. I just don't understand how anyone could be that big and not be scared to death.

by Anonymousreply 325February 10, 2019 3:10 PM

She only became an actress because she heard they get to chew scenery.

by Anonymousreply 326February 10, 2019 3:44 PM

This thread is either making me crave junk food or want to go on a diet and I'm not even overweight.

by Anonymousreply 327February 10, 2019 4:16 PM

R325, it’s a passive method of suicide.

by Anonymousreply 328February 10, 2019 4:25 PM

She's just an average American.

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by Anonymousreply 329February 10, 2019 4:36 PM

This thread is getting old, tired and repetitive. Yawn.

by Anonymousreply 330February 10, 2019 5:27 PM

Go away r330 No one likes you.

by Anonymousreply 331February 10, 2019 8:13 PM

[quote]I just don't understand how anyone could be that big and not be scared to death.

She’s an addict. She doesn’t care.

by Anonymousreply 332February 10, 2019 8:16 PM

R330, here's a video of her singing, just for you. Enjoy!

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by Anonymousreply 333February 10, 2019 10:41 PM

Enough about Chrissy. Do we have a thread about Justin Hartley?

by Anonymousreply 334February 10, 2019 10:59 PM

Her waist has got to be 75 inches.

by Anonymousreply 335February 10, 2019 11:23 PM

^^^FUCK!! SHE'S FAT!!^^

by Anonymousreply 336February 10, 2019 11:24 PM

r333 That really looks like a giant tumor on her stomach.

by Anonymousreply 337February 10, 2019 11:28 PM

It is not a tumah!

by Anonymousreply 338February 10, 2019 11:31 PM

Not does her pussy stink, but how badly? Can you smell it from the next soundstage?

by Anonymousreply 339February 10, 2019 11:37 PM

The Girl Scouts love Chrissy. She bought the entire southern California cookie allotment.

by Anonymousreply 340February 11, 2019 7:11 AM

Was Gabourey Sidibe as huge as Chrissy Metz? I bet somewhere Gabby is thanking God shes no longer the most obese actress out there.

by Anonymousreply 341February 11, 2019 7:23 AM

I was overweight (not obese) before high school. I was bullied beyond reproach. I know that I was overweight because I ATE TOO MUCH. I lost the weight during the summer before high school and never went back. I am almost 50 now and when I see my high school classmates, they are rather embarrassed about their weight gain, but I am still thin!

Chrissy simply needs to stop stuffing her face when her stomach is full. BUT, her stomach is probably stretched beyond repair, so...

I empathize with Chrissy, but I also loathe her because this is her fault for EATING TOO MUCH.

by Anonymousreply 342February 11, 2019 7:42 AM

Thank you r342 Beautifully said.

by Anonymousreply 343February 11, 2019 8:50 AM

R341 Gabby was very close to being a full on Chrissy. But she was lucky to have her weight distributed better. She also had a lot of fat around her face, unlike Chrissy, which gave her the eye slit situation. Happy to see she is doing better.

by Anonymousreply 344February 11, 2019 8:52 AM

Chrissy should get lipo on her stomach. I'm sure she would feel a lot better.

by Anonymousreply 345February 11, 2019 5:03 PM

Just have to drain Lake Mead for somewhere store the fat though, R345.

by Anonymousreply 346February 11, 2019 5:09 PM

What does she do when she has to piss or shit in public or on the set and can't use her pussy/asswipe wand? Seriously, she can't possibly wipe with just her hands. It would be physically impossible, from the look of her.

by Anonymousreply 347February 11, 2019 5:19 PM

Or does Chrissy not even bother with a toilet?

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by Anonymousreply 348February 11, 2019 5:29 PM

R344, I’m very interested in the different kinds of obesity. I’ve mentioned how relatively slender Chrissy’s wrists and ankles are, and her face isn’t deformed by fat deposits (the way Gabourey’s was/is).

by Anonymousreply 349February 11, 2019 6:26 PM

R349 it's like she's carrying a 5 year-old around her mid-section.

by Anonymousreply 350February 11, 2019 6:52 PM

It might just be a fat suit or a pillow... like Beyoncé wore when she faked her pregnancies.

by Anonymousreply 351February 11, 2019 7:29 PM

I do believe these stripes make her look thin.

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by Anonymousreply 352February 11, 2019 10:15 PM

Haberdashery draped around a giant stacking Russian doll.

by Anonymousreply 353February 11, 2019 10:19 PM

R352, you’re right. She looks smaller in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 354February 11, 2019 11:25 PM

She is just too round, maybe is not a tumor, but a cyst

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by Anonymousreply 355February 12, 2019 12:01 AM

She kind of looks like Kate Middleton, if Kate Middleton were a beach ball.

by Anonymousreply 356February 12, 2019 12:06 AM

Here is an intimate shot of Chrissy at the beach.

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by Anonymousreply 357February 12, 2019 12:09 AM

How is that woman in r256's photo able to push Chrissy along??

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by Anonymousreply 358February 12, 2019 12:13 AM

That's her sister, r357. This is Chrissy at the beach, goofing around with a couple of friends.

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by Anonymousreply 359February 12, 2019 12:18 AM

r358 There is video of that scene from the airport on one of our Chrissy threads. Gold. The chick is sitting there being pushed by that poor woman with FML face, and it's Chrissy who you hear breathing heavily. Then you get to see the glorious vision of her staff(?) squeezing her into the back seat of a car. The gelatinous contortions...wow.

by Anonymousreply 360February 12, 2019 12:58 AM

I wish disaster movies would make a comeback, like Towering Inferno and Earthquake. I can see it now, Chrissy Metz IS California.

by Anonymousreply 361February 12, 2019 1:08 AM

Thanks for the tip, r360. I went and found it... I love the way she refuses to sign an autograph. She's hanging onto the purse for dear life. No doubt it's her snack purse.

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by Anonymousreply 362February 12, 2019 1:11 AM

Fabulous find r362, Thank you! Oh god, "snack purse"? Yes! We should post that vid at the top of every consecutive thread.

by Anonymousreply 363February 12, 2019 1:17 AM

If you ever see her in a pool with you, approach her with caution. Remember the 7/8ths of her would be below the waterline and would be an extreme hazard.

by Anonymousreply 364February 12, 2019 1:19 AM

You'd think a fatty would be more friendly. I though they were jolly, but she's a cunt on top of being an obese pig?

by Anonymousreply 365February 12, 2019 1:22 AM

That's the strongest wheelchair I've ever seen. What is it made of, titanium?

by Anonymousreply 366February 12, 2019 1:36 AM

Jesus you would think she'd want to walk through the airport to get a little exercise. Of course she would need more than 10 thousand steps...

by Anonymousreply 367February 12, 2019 2:40 AM

[quote]Jesus you would think she'd want to walk through the airport to get a little exercise.

The vibrations would cause the power in the control tower to go offline. It's too dangerous to let Chrissy stomp around an airport.

by Anonymousreply 368February 12, 2019 2:44 AM

And don't walk her in a field anywhere near me either, R368.

by Anonymousreply 369February 12, 2019 2:53 AM

Wow! Being 38 years old and being pushed around in a wheelchair -- so brave and inspirational! Thank you, Chrissy, for being a positive role model for me and my girls. We all deserve to feel beautiful even if our failing joints tell us otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 370February 12, 2019 10:19 AM

What is it she says to the autograph seeker? All I can make out is "I can't ..."

by Anonymousreply 371February 12, 2019 10:31 AM

There’s a very tall, very fat woman in my building. Evidently she had twins about six months ago. I had NO IDEA she was even pregnant. I feel bad now for saying “when did THIS happen?”, the implication being that she’s so fat already that I didn’t notice she was carrying twins. LOL.

She doesn’t live here full-time, so there’s that excuse. And she could have used a surrogate. We don’t know each other well enough to discuss particulars. I did praise the babies to high heaven (they are cute), so I hope it wasn’t too bitchy.

by Anonymousreply 372February 12, 2019 11:02 AM

I hear she's a bitch in real life. Far away from her jolly, uplifting everywoman image.

by Anonymousreply 373February 12, 2019 1:25 PM

R361, Chrissy would be great as a passenger in an Airport-type flick. A huge hole opens in the fuselage, but Chrissy backs her bulk into it, sealing the breach and entertaining the cabin with her front side until the plane can land safely.

by Anonymousreply 374February 12, 2019 1:29 PM

Analyze this:

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by Anonymousreply 375February 12, 2019 1:35 PM

PEAK FRAU

by Anonymousreply 376February 12, 2019 1:35 PM

Yes, Chrissy would be well suited to a helpless character in one of those supporting Helen Hayes, Shelly Winters, Jennifer Jones roles. Except it would never happen these days. We'd be forced to imagine she actually can make it to the bottom of the ship or run down the fire escape when in reality she can't even walk through an airport.

by Anonymousreply 377February 12, 2019 1:37 PM

So the show is still going along with pretending she's losing weight? (I don't watch it) But she doesn't look to be getting any smaller. I'm sure there'll be a miracle baby however as no network would dare unleash the wrath of fraus -- one of the nastiest forces in the universe.

by Anonymousreply 378February 12, 2019 1:41 PM

I’d like to see her in a horror movie... where she can’t run away fast enough from the knife-wielder.

by Anonymousreply 379February 12, 2019 1:48 PM

She's perfectly healthy. Stop being a bigot.

by Anonymousreply 380February 12, 2019 1:55 PM

R378 I can just imagine them strapping on a baby bump on top of her stomach. Because if they don't, it would imply that she already looks heavily pregnant. Oh the dilemma...

by Anonymousreply 381February 12, 2019 6:05 PM

That baby would have to be in the one hundredth and forty-seventh trimester for the bump to even be noticeable.

Though I'm sure all the characters will make a big fuss over her character -- as if they could tell.

by Anonymousreply 382February 12, 2019 8:02 PM

[quote]It might just be a fat suit or a pillow... like Beyoncé wore when she faked her pregnancies.

Liar!

Blue Ivy is our future Queen!!!

by Anonymousreply 383February 12, 2019 8:37 PM

Wow, R256, I wish I could unsee that...

I don't even know what to call those huge fat appendages hanging down below her breast...

Does Chrissy have a double row of floppy breasts?

by Anonymousreply 384February 12, 2019 8:43 PM

That's her fat apron, r384.

by Anonymousreply 385February 12, 2019 8:58 PM

Does she wear diapers or panties?

by Anonymousreply 386February 12, 2019 11:41 PM

R379 Lets be honest, if she were to be stabbed anywhere in the abdomen, there’s no way that any organ would be hit. There literally isn’t a knife long enough. So I guess being fat is good for some things 🤷🏻‍♀️

by Anonymousreply 387February 12, 2019 11:50 PM

What kind of diet should we put Chrissy on? I think I'd put her on an 700-800 calories a day diet, no sugar, no bad fats, no refined carbs for a whole month. I'd have her eating only vegetables, certain fruits, whole grains like Ezekiel bread or thick rolled oatmeal, lean or low fat protein like legumes or tofu or seafood bivalves (clams, shrimp, mussels), very small amounts of avocado or nuts. Then after that up the calories to no more than 1000 calories a day. I would also make that bitch go on the treadmill for at least 30 minutes a day after the first month.

by Anonymousreply 388February 12, 2019 11:58 PM

[quote]I think I'd put her on an 700-800 calories a day diet, no sugar, no bad fats, no refined carbs for a whole month.

It doesn’t matter what diet you put her on... because she’s going to eat you within about 30 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 389February 13, 2019 12:02 AM

Chrissy would have to be locked up in a lab environment. She'll have all the accoutrement of a studio apartment except fridge and kitchen. She'll only get her meals through a slot that opens from the server side, like the ones inside Chinese restaurants in ghetto neighborhoods. There will be a treadmill and other comforts of home like tv. But she gets what she's served because that's the only way for her to lose weight.

by Anonymousreply 390February 13, 2019 12:09 AM

I think even zero carb is one carb too many for Chrissy. She would have to go hardcore ultra low carb/zero carb along with portion restriction. Water, tea, black coffee. No processed shit like sugar free soda or jello. No grains of any kind. Zero fruit (people still eat fruit on low carb diets?) Maybe a couple of slices of lemon here and there, otherwise save those carbs for leafy green vegetables . Chrissy also needs to discover water fasting.

Chrissy will never do any of these things.

by Anonymousreply 391February 13, 2019 12:15 AM

R390 With cameras! I know I'd watch.

by Anonymousreply 392February 13, 2019 12:17 AM

Certain lower sugar fruits are fine and actually good for dieters, like berries for instance. Fruits have fiber which is different from straight up sugar in baked goods or candy, so fruits shouldn't be demonized. But yeah, Chrissy would never go for too low carbs. I agree with fasting, that might shock her body though LOL.

by Anonymousreply 393February 13, 2019 12:19 AM

She needs to be in the hospital.

by Anonymousreply 394February 13, 2019 12:21 AM

She needs to be in Guantanamo. She would be the only one there *begging* to be force fed.

by Anonymousreply 395February 13, 2019 12:23 AM

R392 Cameras would be brilliant, we could have a Big Brother style show 24-hour access. DL'ers would take turn submitting meal plan ideas. Instead of Head of Household competition, it'd have to be something else though. But maybe with reward being cheesecake or some other fatty dessert, but when she gets her reward it'd be like only 1 bite of cheesecake.

by Anonymousreply 396February 13, 2019 12:24 AM

Yes, r396! Oh god please let this happen. I would even pay for access, and I am a complete tightwad.

by Anonymousreply 397February 13, 2019 12:27 AM

She could still eat about 3000 calories a day and lose weight... at her current size.

by Anonymousreply 398February 13, 2019 12:34 AM

[quote]She'll only get her meals through a slot that opens from the server side, like the ones inside Chinese restaurants in ghetto neighborhoods

She’ll eat through the walls to escape to the nearest McDonalds.

by Anonymousreply 399February 13, 2019 12:35 AM

^^^ But think of all the calories that she'll expend smashing and digging through the debris. Unless build another wall Trump style (outside the studio). Chrissy's life depends on it.

by Anonymousreply 400February 13, 2019 12:38 AM

That pointy, pointy chin.

by Anonymousreply 401February 13, 2019 1:26 PM

[quote] I would also make that bitch go on the treadmill for at least 30 minutes a day after the first month.

Ouch!

by Anonymousreply 402February 13, 2019 2:13 PM

[quote]If you ever see her in a pool with you, approach her with caution. Remember the 7/8ths of her would be below the waterline and would be an extreme hazard.

What waterline?

by Anonymousreply 403February 13, 2019 2:13 PM

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by Anonymousreply 404February 13, 2019 2:35 PM

Me too r404. It's nearly begging for it's own thread. "Let's be Chrissy Metz's Snack Purse" I fear that would open some gate to hell though. Some things are best left unimagined.

by Anonymousreply 405February 13, 2019 3:23 PM

She would've been perfect for the Soviet Union to use as propaganda as The Average American Woman.

by Anonymousreply 406February 13, 2019 7:04 PM

I imagine as she keeps getting larger her character becomes ever more whiny.

by Anonymousreply 407February 13, 2019 7:05 PM

R387 another advantage to being obese is that she'll never get kidnapped!

by Anonymousreply 408February 14, 2019 12:37 AM

And in case of a famine, she will live longer than anyone

by Anonymousreply 409February 14, 2019 12:43 AM

Can you be a cannibal if you eat yourself?

by Anonymousreply 410February 14, 2019 12:52 AM

I feel sorry for her. At her size, any physical activity must be so uncomfortable. I hope that for her sake, she gets and complies with a serious weight loss plan.

by Anonymousreply 411February 14, 2019 1:01 AM

I heard they were considering Chrissy for the Shelley Winter's part in a remake of the P Adventure.

by Anonymousreply 412February 14, 2019 1:42 AM

They were considering Chrissy for the goddamn ship in a remake of the P Adventure.

by Anonymousreply 413February 14, 2019 1:52 AM

R408 another advantage of being obese is she would never get raped.

But on the other side of the coin, if she was in a plane crash on a snowy mountain she'd probably be the first one to get eaten. She could feed 200 passengers for months.

by Anonymousreply 414February 14, 2019 2:07 AM

I wonder if there are any plans for another 'Free Willy' movie ...? She's probably cheaper to hire than the orca.

by Anonymousreply 415February 14, 2019 2:17 AM

Dingleberries the size of softballs.

by Anonymousreply 416February 14, 2019 7:33 AM

Fuck you all! I'm rich, live in a mansion and guys are still lining up to lick my hot pussy. You all have body issues like most gays.

by Anonymousreply 417February 14, 2019 8:44 AM

Her dressmaker uses a yardstick!

by Anonymousreply 418February 14, 2019 10:13 AM

I wonder if she gives extra meaning to dropping a deuce. Are they football-sized?

by Anonymousreply 419February 14, 2019 1:37 PM

Squirrels at least, R419

by Anonymousreply 420February 14, 2019 1:40 PM

SNACK PURSE!!!!! Oh thank you R362, that made my day!

by Anonymousreply 421February 14, 2019 9:51 PM

She needs gastric bypass. Look what it did for me!

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by Anonymousreply 422February 14, 2019 10:42 PM

Her legs aren't too bad compared to the rest of her.

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by Anonymousreply 423February 14, 2019 10:47 PM

R423, that’s what I keep saying. Her wrists aren’t rolls, either. She’s a certain type of fat.

by Anonymousreply 424February 14, 2019 10:57 PM

She's packed on at least 100 pounds since that photo at R423

by Anonymousreply 425February 14, 2019 11:02 PM

I wonder if she has ever presented Turkey Time like 2 Liter Beth did.

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by Anonymousreply 426February 14, 2019 11:40 PM

Can you imagine what it's like to move around with about 200 or 250 extra pounds?

With that fat stressing her tendons and joints

Not too mention how all that weight must be compressing her heart, lungs, and other vital organs

by Anonymousreply 427February 15, 2019 12:41 AM

Think closer to 350 extra pesky pounds.

Eating IS her hobby.

by Anonymousreply 428February 15, 2019 12:44 AM

r427 I was once 20lbs. overweight (I went on a diet and lost all of it) and even that extra bit of weight was noticeable as far as moving around and breathing was concerned. The weight was all in my abdominal area and I could not stand it. And that was only 20lbs! It was uncomfortable.

I cannot even imagine what it must feel like to be as overweight as Chrissy. I literally can't.

by Anonymousreply 429February 15, 2019 1:09 AM

How the fuck does she bend over to tie her shoes? Or put on socks?

by Anonymousreply 430February 15, 2019 2:39 AM

We are still trying to figure out how she wipes, masturbates and inserts a tampon r430 I'm guessing she wears slip-ons like most ultra fat people do. We will add socks to the list of mysteries.

by Anonymousreply 431February 15, 2019 2:47 AM

You'd think being that fat would give you depression and not want to masturbate.

One problem down.

by Anonymousreply 432February 15, 2019 2:50 AM

Can you imagine what her inner thighs look like in the summertime when they're rubbing together in that heat? I knew a girl who was about 50 lbs overweight and she would get chafing. It looked like scabby rug burns. Not to mention how yeasty she would get with all that heat and sweat.

She is such an inspiration!

by Anonymousreply 433February 15, 2019 2:56 AM

[quote]We are still trying to figure out how she wipes, masturbates and inserts a tampon.

I imagine Milady's time of the month involves a tampon Scotch-taped to a pool cue and a very unhappy personal assistant.

by Anonymousreply 434February 15, 2019 3:05 AM

I totally forgot about her Filipina tampon slave r434 mentioned earlier upthread! I guess that answers the sock question too.

by Anonymousreply 435February 15, 2019 3:12 AM

Are her arms too short for this? Perhaps you can get extensions for the super morbidly obese.

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by Anonymousreply 436February 15, 2019 3:18 AM

After finding out the biggest adult diapers still would not fit someone of her girth (not a joke, even the plus sizes only go up to about 60 inches), I've come to the conclusion that she must wear a leg bag catheter when she flies, and likely (this is hard to believe) doesn't eat before or during the flight.

by Anonymousreply 437February 15, 2019 3:30 AM

I'm still wondering how the fuck she fits into an airplane aisle, let alone a seat. She must have to buy 3 seats, but to squeeze into them....

Can you imagine the horrified look on her seatmate when Chrissy goes to sit down?

by Anonymousreply 438February 15, 2019 3:52 AM

Mess Hollandaise's legs

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by Anonymousreply 439February 15, 2019 9:24 AM

^^^ How can she look in the mirror and think "yes! I look amazing in this!"?

by Anonymousreply 440February 15, 2019 9:39 AM

Snack Purse

by Anonymousreply 441February 15, 2019 12:03 PM

Chrissy can probably fit into a couple of first class seats, which the studio probably pays for if it's work-related.

by Anonymousreply 442February 15, 2019 1:36 PM

It's been posted before. Chrissy uses a Hefty bag and duct tape in lieu of a diaper. Et voila!

by Anonymousreply 443February 16, 2019 1:48 AM

Dear DL Lexicographer:

Please add "snack purse" and "Filipina tampon slave" to your files.

by Anonymousreply 444February 16, 2019 1:51 AM

R443. I don't think they make Hefty bags in her size.

by Anonymousreply 445February 17, 2019 1:45 AM

Her latest movie is named "Breakthrough"

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by Anonymousreply 446February 17, 2019 7:02 PM

Breakthrough the floor.

by Anonymousreply 447February 17, 2019 8:02 PM

Is her new film about a weak chair?

by Anonymousreply 448February 18, 2019 7:20 AM

From r445: “Metz has no question that something miraculous happened to John Smith, and being involved in the film strengthened her belief in God.

“My faith was rooted even deeper,” Metz said. “Things would happen on set that [I] couldn’t really explain.”

Chickens would fry themselves, Hostess cherry pies would fall like manna from the heavens. Water turned to Dr. Pepper. Praise the Lort.

by Anonymousreply 449February 18, 2019 11:07 AM

I could wipe my ass, masturbate and insert my own Tampon. My snack purse was always full. Praise Jesus!

by Anonymousreply 450February 18, 2019 11:50 AM

Craft services always had the donuts with sprinkles that I like. I know He was watching over me.

by Anonymousreply 451February 18, 2019 12:41 PM

342 here. Could someone please tell me what food taste so good these days that one would want to eat so much of it to get this size? Watching 'My 600-lb Life' from time to time, those people seem to love their sugary sodas, snack cakes, and restaurant food. None of this tastes that great.

There is no excuse on Chrissy's part for this. She could hire someone to watch what she eats (SMH).

by Anonymousreply 452February 18, 2019 1:18 PM

R452

At some point it becomes a mental illness. People Chrissy's size don't look upon food as nutrients feeding their body, they are addicted to the temporary rush they get when eating. For a second, when eating that marshmallow cookie they know isn't good for them they feel relief. Their urge for that overrules their knowledge that the behavior is wrong.

by Anonymousreply 453February 18, 2019 1:43 PM

R449

Chrissy, gurl, the fact you have a career has strengthened my faith in God.

Or Satan.

by Anonymousreply 454February 18, 2019 1:44 PM

Can you imagine being the frau who heard they're making a movie based on your dramatic Xtian true life miracle story and that you're going to be played by a Hollywood actress --- and then you find out that actress is Chrissy Metz!

by Anonymousreply 455February 18, 2019 2:51 PM

Chrissy was at that awkward stage, where she needed to lose 175 pounds...

Or gain 300 pounds

by Anonymousreply 456February 18, 2019 3:36 PM

Why do people say that she can't masturbate? There are other ways to do it besides using your hand. For instance, she could straddle a hobby horse and stimulate herself that way.

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by Anonymousreply 457February 18, 2019 3:41 PM

Nay, dear R457. I have a 500-lb weight limit.

by Anonymousreply 458February 18, 2019 3:44 PM

r439 Chrissy's legs, on the other hand, are sort of skinny (compared to the rest of her.) I wonder how they can even support her avoirdupois.

by Anonymousreply 459February 18, 2019 7:41 PM

I'd like to see Chrissy wear this.

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by Anonymousreply 460February 18, 2019 9:23 PM

^^How awkward if they both showed up at the same event wearing that! Chrissy, of course, would be accessorizing with a matching snack clutch.

by Anonymousreply 461February 18, 2019 9:30 PM

Marry me r461 though 'll have to split my time with the poster who came up with "snack purse". I'm sure you understand.

by Anonymousreply 462February 18, 2019 9:34 PM

I wonder what Chrissy has in her snack purse? I'm guessing a bag of Doritos and Oreos.

by Anonymousreply 463February 18, 2019 11:40 PM

And a couple of diet sodas. She'll drink them warm when desperate.

by Anonymousreply 464February 18, 2019 11:46 PM

[quote]Why do people say that she can't masturbate? There are other ways to do it besides using your hand. For instance, she could straddle a hobby horse and stimulate herself that way.

Sadly, we had to shoot the poor collapsed thing before Chrissy hit her first O.

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by Anonymousreply 465February 19, 2019 12:04 AM

I think Chrissy goes commando because they don't make underwear in her size. What's the point of underwear when her belly fat drapes over her pussy anyways.

by Anonymousreply 466February 19, 2019 12:55 AM

A snack purse can even double as a tampon carrier when you are without your Filipina.

by Anonymousreply 467February 19, 2019 1:00 AM

[quote]and then you find out that actress is Chrissy Metz!

This is Joyce Smith, the real mother from the Miracle on the ice movie. Shockingly enough, the casting of Chrissy was definitely an upgrade.

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by Anonymousreply 468February 19, 2019 1:03 AM

R468 How the fuck did they cast Josh Lucas as her husband? I'm sure he was thrilled.

by Anonymousreply 469February 19, 2019 1:06 AM

Good find R468 Close, but that woman is only about 2/3 of a Chrissy. Maybe a bit less, a bit hard to tell from the angle.

by Anonymousreply 470February 19, 2019 1:09 AM

Yeah, but she's older and much less attractive. Underneath all the blubber, Chrissy has a prettyish face.

by Anonymousreply 471February 19, 2019 1:19 AM

Is their son adopted? He looks hispanic.

by Anonymousreply 472February 19, 2019 1:20 AM

Ah, gotcha, I was going by weights and measures r471 Hard, nay, impossible, for me to get out of that mindset on the Chrissy threads.

by Anonymousreply 473February 19, 2019 1:21 AM

R472 he was adopted from Guatemala; she and her husband did missionary work there.

by Anonymousreply 474February 19, 2019 1:25 AM

R474 Good thing for him it was missionary...

by Anonymousreply 475February 19, 2019 1:31 AM

I'm eating a salad for dinner with fat-free dressing. For lunch I had a 250 calorie meal. Both were delicious and quite satisfying. It's not difficult.

by Anonymousreply 476February 19, 2019 1:44 AM

[quote]through the baggy jersey top can be seen the outline and shape of the fat 'apron', overhanging her upper thighs.

[quote]I don't even know what to call those huge fat appendages hanging down below her breast..

[quote]That's her fat apron

FFS people, it's called a panniculus or pannus.

And I think CM has the honor of being the first ever celeb to possess a pannus. Not even Gabourey Sidibe has one. I wonder if CM needs to use panny liners to keep infections from forming under there.

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by Anonymousreply 477February 19, 2019 6:13 AM

I found a pic of her snack purse.

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by Anonymousreply 478February 19, 2019 9:26 PM

R478 that would tide her over between breakfast and lunch.

by Anonymousreply 479February 19, 2019 9:31 PM

Liz Taylor was as fat as Chrissy at one time. If Liz could lose the weight, so can Chrissy.

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by Anonymousreply 480February 20, 2019 12:41 AM

Liz was half Chrissy at her highest weight.

by Anonymousreply 481February 20, 2019 1:02 AM

Help! Chrissy lost her back pack, containing KFC drumsticks, BBQ chips, various flavours of Kit Kat and several Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Help Chrissy be reunited with her beloved back pack.

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by Anonymousreply 482February 20, 2019 4:49 AM

Did she check all of her stomach rolls?

by Anonymousreply 483February 20, 2019 5:34 AM

Next thread must have Snack Purse in the title.

by Anonymousreply 484February 20, 2019 10:44 AM

[bold]Snack Purse: For Discussion on the continuous expansion of Chrissy Mess

How about that?

by Anonymousreply 485February 20, 2019 10:45 AM

“Snack clutch” had me cackling. You guys are the best.

by Anonymousreply 486February 20, 2019 11:49 AM

Just don't post a photo of her snatch purse.

by Anonymousreply 487February 20, 2019 12:01 PM

Remember when John Candy died on location in Mexico and they discovered piles of packaged junk food in his motel room?

I'm guessing Chrissy's bedroom must contain ample supplies of similar nourishment.

by Anonymousreply 488February 20, 2019 1:21 PM

Not without my snack purse: Chrissy Metz Part 3

by Anonymousreply 489February 20, 2019 1:27 PM

Chrissy in the Sally Field role, trying to escape Iran but walking is too hard in the heat and she can't fit into any of the plane seats.

by Anonymousreply 490February 20, 2019 1:49 PM

The Breakthrough trailer is funny. Her sassy 'Don't make me come back up here'

As if you're going to walk up a flight of stairs twice in fifteen minutes, Chrissy.

by Anonymousreply 491February 20, 2019 1:50 PM

Josh Lucas is getting fat too. Wise of him to take a role where he gets to stand next to Chrissy.

by Anonymousreply 492February 20, 2019 1:51 PM

She needs to remake Sally Field's entire oeuvre.

Norma Rae -- in which she unionizes to get stronger toilet seats

Places in the Heart -- in which she lets her family starve so she can keep eating

Mrs Doubtfire -- in which she huffs and puffs trying to climb the streets of hilly San Francisco

Lincoln -- in which her most pressing concern is whether the war will affect her food supply lines

by Anonymousreply 493February 20, 2019 4:48 PM

gay whale

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by Anonymousreply 494February 20, 2019 11:20 PM

whale pride

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by Anonymousreply 495February 20, 2019 11:26 PM

Ross Matthews is NO-WHERE near Chrissy size.

by Anonymousreply 496February 21, 2019 1:30 AM

Ross could fit in one of Chrissy's pant legs, and definitely her snack purse.

by Anonymousreply 497February 21, 2019 5:44 AM

On one of "those" days, Ross would BE Chrissy's snack.

by Anonymousreply 498February 21, 2019 5:46 AM

Is no good. I admit, send me back, Philippines, I go willingly. Just have no money. She don't pay me.

by Anonymousreply 499February 21, 2019 5:46 AM

Chrissy reclaimed her back pack!

by Anonymousreply 500February 21, 2019 6:34 AM

Which fat roll did she find it in, R500?

by Anonymousreply 501February 21, 2019 9:49 AM

I wonder if she's ever ordered an Uber and couldn't fit into it when it arrived?

by Anonymousreply 502February 21, 2019 11:46 AM

Was the food missing?

by Anonymousreply 503February 21, 2019 12:39 PM

R497 Not true

by Anonymousreply 504February 22, 2019 2:40 AM

Fat fairy

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by Anonymousreply 505February 22, 2019 2:48 AM

I think Chrissy's just looking puffy, because she had some injectables to fill out her face

And maybe she's retaining just a little water weight

(Not to mention that Bitch Alison Brie has been spreading rumors that Chrissy's getting fat!)

by Anonymousreply 506February 22, 2019 4:37 AM

fat faggots

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by Anonymousreply 507February 22, 2019 5:03 AM

Bye r507!

by Anonymousreply 508February 22, 2019 5:05 AM

R507 which one of them is you?

by Anonymousreply 509February 22, 2019 8:38 AM

F&F.

by Anonymousreply 510February 22, 2019 10:11 AM

Fraus of size are heavily triggered.

by Anonymousreply 511February 22, 2019 10:19 AM

Fat faggots are heavily triggered.

by Anonymousreply 512February 22, 2019 11:22 AM

The homophobe from iVillage / Mumsnet / Lipstick Alley is back!

F&F that cunt out of here!

Webmaster! Webmaster!

by Anonymousreply 513February 22, 2019 12:56 PM

Even the fatty gays are half-Chrissys and can wipe their own asses.

by Anonymousreply 514February 22, 2019 2:14 PM

Queen of the Snack Purse

by Anonymousreply 515February 22, 2019 7:48 PM

I wonder when Chrissy will become a spokesperson for the Extra-Large Industrial Rascal Scooter?

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by Anonymousreply 516February 22, 2019 7:54 PM

R516. I don't think she'll fit.

by Anonymousreply 517February 22, 2019 8:52 PM

Chrissy on a scooter? You wouldn't see a damn thing- it would look like a dog trying to wipe its ass on the rug.

by Anonymousreply 518February 23, 2019 12:49 AM

I'm trying to get her a pickup truck commercial. One where it shows the truck not collapsing with her sitting in the bed.

by Anonymousreply 519February 23, 2019 12:56 AM

I'm trying to get a visual of her naked and I. JUST. CANNOT. DO. IT.

by Anonymousreply 520February 23, 2019 1:42 AM

Dear god r520 *slaps viciously* Snap the fuck out of it! DO NOT GO TO THE LARD!

by Anonymousreply 521February 23, 2019 2:18 AM

When is the last time we saw a photo of Chrissy out in the wild? It seems like a while. She's gotten even fatter is my guess. Since "keto" rhymes with "cheeto" I wonder if we could trick her into giving that diet a whirl?

by Anonymousreply 522February 23, 2019 2:26 AM

Will Chrissy be at the Vanity Fair Oscar party in a glamorous and sexy gown? I sure hope so.

The rest of you can watch from home while Chrissy lives her best life.

by Anonymousreply 523February 23, 2019 2:32 AM

R523 how can you live your best life when you weigh 500 lbs?

by Anonymousreply 524February 23, 2019 3:20 AM

Chrissy is invited to the Vanity Fair party as a thank you She donated an old gown for the tent.

by Anonymousreply 525February 23, 2019 6:17 AM

[quote]I'm trying to get a visual of her naked and I. JUST. CANNOT. DO. IT.

Just focus on the huge pink curtain....

And see it slowly lift up a few feet at a time...

And there will be Chrissy in all her Cheeto-covered Rubenesque glory!!

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by Anonymousreply 526February 23, 2019 7:28 AM

A lot of overweight people love excuses like "it's genetic" or "it's from a health issue," but I think Chrissy's weight is legitimately due to some sort of issue like Cushing's syndrome. Her childhood photos reveal that she's been huge literally her entire life. Not only that, but the weight is being carried in an abnormal way--gathered around the face and upper stomach area. Most overweight people look like regular human bodies that have been inflated, but Chrissy's body is almost a literal sphere shape with a head and limbs (the poster who shared a pic of Violet Beauregard as a blueberry was spot on).

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by Anonymousreply 527February 23, 2019 7:31 AM

"I keep telling ya - it's glandular!"

"Now pass me those Doritos and some of that Taco Bell!"

by Anonymousreply 528February 23, 2019 7:34 AM

You don't get to 400 lbs without eating a few too many calories.

by Anonymousreply 529February 23, 2019 10:19 AM

She lives off salads. Dessert is a pear with fat-free cottage cheese for her.

by Anonymousreply 530February 23, 2019 10:40 AM

Just focus on the huge pink curtain.... And see it slowly lift up a few feet at a time...

pink curtains=Chrissy"s pussy lips.

by Anonymousreply 531February 24, 2019 3:00 PM

LIVING MY BEST LIFE!!! SUCK IT HATERS!!

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by Anonymousreply 532February 24, 2019 4:21 PM

Large and IN. CHARGE. Until that black woman pushing her around has enough of her cuntiness and decides to tip her over.

by Anonymousreply 533February 25, 2019 7:53 AM

Hard to be in charge when you need a team of people to get you back up.

by Anonymousreply 534February 25, 2019 7:53 AM

R533 You can just tell from the woman's FML face while she is hauling Chrissy that dreaming about tipping her over is the only thing helping her cope with her job--which is to PUSH LARD HARD toward the exit. If anyone needs a GoFundMe....Seriously, she knew the cameras were on her, but she couldn't quite hide her disgust. I love her.

by Anonymousreply 535February 25, 2019 8:12 AM

You could put a large birthday cake in that snack purse.

by Anonymousreply 536February 25, 2019 9:58 AM

[quote][R533] You can just tell from the woman's FML face while she is hauling Chrissy that dreaming about tipping her over is the only thing helping her cope with her job--which is to PUSH LARD HARD toward the exit. If anyone needs a GoFundMe....Seriously, she knew the cameras were on her, but she couldn't quite hide her disgust. I love her.

I'd love for that woman when the camera was on her to make a big deal about how hard pushing Chrissy was. Be short of breath, theatrically wipe your brow, and then stop, roll your wrists and say, 'Okay, I'm ready now.'

by Anonymousreply 537February 25, 2019 10:18 AM

Lifetime presents: "Not Without My Snack Purse!"

by Anonymousreply 538February 25, 2019 10:19 AM

R489 posted that first for the next title installment, but yes! We need a Lifetime movie.

Question, since Chrissy herself is usually overloaded between takes at This is Us to rest up from sessions at the Craft Services table, who should play Chrissy?

by Anonymousreply 539February 25, 2019 11:38 AM

Ok, I haven't made any nasty comments on her threads, but that she would take a wheelchair and attendant away from an elderly/actual handicapped person at an airport is revolting and selfish.

If I ever got to THAT point in life, I'd have them wheel me straight to a weight loss surgery clinic. And, maybe she did, IDK. Hope so.

by Anonymousreply 540February 25, 2019 12:04 PM

No Chrissy at the Oscars?

by Anonymousreply 541February 25, 2019 12:17 PM

She couldn't find enough tent fabric for a dress...

by Anonymousreply 542February 25, 2019 12:25 PM

Designers searched in vain, but there was not enough fabric in one dye lot.

by Anonymousreply 543February 25, 2019 2:29 PM

I heard a rumor that Chrissy is responsible for a number of missing pets and children in her neighborhood

by Anonymousreply 544February 25, 2019 5:21 PM

Why is she keeping such a low profile? Shouldn't she be out on the interview circuit promoting her stupid movie? I'm guessing she's having some "fluffy" days and doesn't want to be seen on camera not looking her fit best.

Can you imagine the expression on that Uber driver who picked her up? SO RELIEVED Chrissy was able to retrieve her snack backpack. The Uber driver probably confiscated it thinking they were doing her a favor.

by Anonymousreply 545February 26, 2019 7:04 PM

Can you imagine Josh Lucas getting offered the role of Chrissy's husband and wondering if he can stretch himself as an actor to make it believable?

"What's my motivation?"

by Anonymousreply 546February 26, 2019 8:13 PM

"Not to get eaten, Josh"

by Anonymousreply 547February 26, 2019 8:38 PM

Has she no shame? I would be embarrassed to be photographed being wheeled around like that.

Just like Whitney on My Bit Fat Ass Life; no shame.

by Anonymousreply 548February 27, 2019 4:07 AM

Thank you r548 for bringing up the shame component. No, she apparently doesn't and she needs some...actually a LOT.. All of the fat activists can kiss my fucking ass, though I have noted most do an "I don't know her" when it comes to Crissy, which I find interesting. . I have zero clue why Chrissy gets a pass from all parties..

by Anonymousreply 549February 27, 2019 4:27 AM

I first read that as

"Chrissy gets gas at all parties..."

by Anonymousreply 550February 27, 2019 9:40 AM

I'm just so annoyed by her r549. I think 540 made a great point that she is taking away a wheelchair and attendant from someone who is disabled and has no choice but to use these resources.

She's on a hit TV show and has access to chefs, health clubs, etc. that may overweight people don't have access to. And yet she does nothing to help herself.

And I take back what I said about Whitney. At least Whitney would walk unless she hurt herself.

by Anonymousreply 551February 27, 2019 11:53 PM

I think Chrissy is hiding away and getting whipped into shape by her new personal trainer.

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by Anonymousreply 552February 28, 2019 9:44 PM

She should be ready by 2027, R552.

by Anonymousreply 553March 1, 2019 12:08 PM

She would look so much better if she wore a girdle.

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by Anonymousreply 554March 1, 2019 10:07 PM

Mothers, lock up your sons when Chrissy vamps seductively in her off the shoulder gown. Meow!

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by Anonymousreply 555March 3, 2019 12:05 AM

R213 except Chrissy isn't white, she's Hispanic

by Anonymousreply 556March 3, 2019 1:02 AM

She and the Huckabeast should get together for girly nights in to refine their smokey eye techniques and share camera ready fashion tips whilst gorging on their snacks of choice.

by Anonymousreply 557March 3, 2019 2:18 AM

I never knew she sang...

But then again don't all sea mammals do that?

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by Anonymousreply 558March 3, 2019 9:48 AM

Her first few episodes of This Is Us had her character auditioning and failing to get singing gigs.

Of course her failure to get roles had everything to do with discrimination against obese people, and nothing to do with a slightly better than average singing voice.

by Anonymousreply 559March 3, 2019 11:15 AM

Chrissy Metz and the Vapors? Surely, they could've come up with a better band name than that. Ya'll wanna brainstorm?

by Anonymousreply 560March 3, 2019 1:03 PM

Love that smoky eye! She has a cat like look; mostly because all that fat is squeezing her eyelids.

by Anonymousreply 561March 3, 2019 2:26 PM

Chrissy took a shit in my dressing room and wiped her ass on the carpet and door jambs.

by Anonymousreply 562March 3, 2019 2:32 PM

Are there any blind items on her?

by Anonymousreply 563March 3, 2019 4:20 PM

Blind items? They'd probably be from pizza delivery guys and McDonald's drive-thru cashiers (does she even drive?).

by Anonymousreply 564March 3, 2019 4:29 PM

There are some nasty CDAN blinds. Apparently her pussy DOES stink.

[quote] Continuing her trend towards mean, this A- list mostly television actress from a very hit network show actually used the phrase, "chop chop," when a bellman did not move at a pace to her liking when attending to her luggage. She didn't tip either with her six pieces of baggage.

[quote] This A- list mostly television actress from a very hit network show is learning some lessons from her singer turned actress co-star. Basically it is this. Get fans to watch you and come to your stuff and make you famous, but when you do get famous push them aside and think you are better than them and don't take photos or interact with them because the fans are only there to be used. If you don't want to take pictures with people, then don't be famous. Don't audition for television shows and movies. When this show ends, and it will end, and you can't get any roles or have a bunch of failed pilots, you will need those fans to buy whatever you are selling to make ends meet. Think about that now. You know the worst thing you can do? Advertise that you are this way, which is what you did.

by Anonymousreply 565March 3, 2019 4:35 PM

Thanks, R565.

by Anonymousreply 566March 3, 2019 4:36 PM

She seems like a total bitch.

by Anonymousreply 567March 3, 2019 4:37 PM

R565, six pieces of luggage? I wonder if that includes her snack purse?

by Anonymousreply 568March 3, 2019 10:34 PM

We are getting closer and closer to Part 3. Do we all agree that "Chrissy Metz Part 3: Not Without My Snack Purse" is going to be the title?

She's really been undercover. Not good if you are supposed to be doing the circuit to plug your movie. Also, we need fresh Chrissy meat (ew). I wonder how much bigger she must have gotten to suddenly get so camera shy?

by Anonymousreply 569March 3, 2019 10:57 PM

[quote]six pieces of luggage?

To fit all the fabric from one of her circus tent dresses, it had to be split into six parts.

by Anonymousreply 570March 3, 2019 11:03 PM

I thought all 6 pieces of luggage were for her snacks alone.

by Anonymousreply 571March 3, 2019 11:50 PM

I posted a thread about her not wanting to sign autographs or take pictures.

This bitch is going to learn after This is Us that nobody will want her.

Then she will REALLY emotionally eat and pack on more pounds.

by Anonymousreply 572March 4, 2019 12:21 AM

People don't want her now. Chrissy is nothing but a temporary circus sideshow freak.

by Anonymousreply 573March 4, 2019 12:48 AM

Snack luggage

by Anonymousreply 574March 4, 2019 10:42 AM

[quote]Do we all agree that "Chrissy Metz Part 3: Not Without My Snack Purse" is going to be the title?

Well that certainly made me laugh in your post, r569, so I vote yes.

by Anonymousreply 575March 4, 2019 10:48 AM

Another 'yes' and please include the picture of her in the wheelchair with said purse (when she rejected fan's autograph request), or similar. Heheh.

by Anonymousreply 576March 4, 2019 12:02 PM

R574 has the right idea.

by Anonymousreply 577March 4, 2019 1:47 PM

What should that porter have done / said when Chrissy said 'chop, chop'?

by Anonymousreply 578March 4, 2019 4:38 PM

R578 replied with"Oink oink"

by Anonymousreply 579March 4, 2019 5:00 PM

When Chrissy said "chop, chop" she wasn't being rude; she was simply ordering two servings of pork chops from the menu.

by Anonymousreply 580March 4, 2019 5:13 PM

I know we still have room here, but I had a bit of free time, so I set up Part 3 to have at the ready

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by Anonymousreply 581March 4, 2019 8:55 PM

Cried for an hour! Frau fodder.

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by Anonymousreply 582March 5, 2019 9:52 AM

Oh, fucking bless you R582 Such a tasty nugget.. Her crying for about an hour was really because KFC was closed for a small window, and when they opened back up they could't find her lifetime discount.(No way this angry strange bitch was ever allowed near a Popeyes)

by Anonymousreply 583March 5, 2019 10:07 AM

How does she shave her armpits?

by Anonymousreply 584March 5, 2019 12:56 PM

r584 I think her Filipna tampon slave takes on that task for a few more dollars.

by Anonymousreply 585March 5, 2019 12:58 PM

R584 most people that weight (at least the ones I've seen) have abundant crops of skin tags under their arms, so I doubt that she'd be doing any shaving. Waxing maybe.

by Anonymousreply 586March 5, 2019 1:29 PM

Is the show still doing that unrealistic pregnancy storyline?

by Anonymousreply 587March 5, 2019 2:13 PM

And have they dropped the gradual weight loss plot?

'Cos it ain't happenin'.

by Anonymousreply 588March 5, 2019 2:33 PM

I would love for the "This Is Us" writers to teach Chrissy a lesson by continuing to write the weight-loss into the script - and leave it up to her as to how she's going to try to pull that off while she continues to gain weight - sort of the way the "Mad Men" writers taught January Jones a small lesson in humility when she got too full of herself on that show.

Or they could at least write realistically about the medical and practical issues a person at that weight has to deal with...

They'd actually be doing

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by Anonymousreply 589March 5, 2019 7:11 PM

On MAD MEN too they kept writing Joan as a sexbomb even when Christina Hendricks gained weight as the series went on and became huge.

I assume Chrissy would just ignore it. Kate's supposed to have lost forty pounds already, right? That's a drop in the ocean so she can have some plausible deniability.

Of course, fraus might revolt: How dare you force her to honor her contract! And fraus are the main audience.

by Anonymousreply 590March 5, 2019 8:18 PM

They should write a scene in which after a tough day she goes home and cries in the shower -- and then gets stuck.

Play it deadly serious.

And milk it.

by Anonymousreply 591March 5, 2019 8:35 PM

R591, and the fire department has to come and knock down some walls to get her out.

by Anonymousreply 592March 5, 2019 10:43 PM

And poor Chrissy gets anxious during the rescue attempt and has a serious attack of gas...

Causing the Firefighters to become ill and evacuate the house...

by Anonymousreply 593March 5, 2019 10:58 PM

[quote]I'm trying to get a visual of her naked and I. JUST. CANNOT. DO. IT.

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by Anonymousreply 594March 5, 2019 11:16 PM

Reminder for Part 3

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by Anonymousreply 595March 5, 2019 11:47 PM

Scroll down to the video. She's doing TurnoTax commercials.

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by Anonymousreply 596March 5, 2019 11:52 PM

R594 I doubt Chrissy can lift her legs that high. Can you imagine her poor gynecologist?

by Anonymousreply 597March 6, 2019 1:37 AM

I was right! She's been lying low because the bitch got FATTER!

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by Anonymousreply 598March 6, 2019 2:05 AM

Let’s end

by Anonymousreply 599March 6, 2019 2:10 AM

This thread

by Anonymousreply 600March 6, 2019 2:10 AM

Part 3

by Anonymousreply 601March 6, 2019 2:10 AM
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