Chrissy Metz at SAG Awards!

She looks like two Divines.

How much do you have to eat to get that fat?

She gets Best Dressed for a Freight Elevator

She must have the best agent in the world.

Gown by Omar the Tent Maker.

Blue Whale!

I'd be afraid if I stood too close to her, I'd be captured in orbit.

R7. Ah, the dreaded Standing IO-vation

They should have done more with the see-through lace. Maybe been more daring and revealing with cleavage or reverse cleavage.

Spanx! Spanx! I need a lot of Spanx!

In a related story, the world temporarily has run out of blue crepe faberic

It was painful to watch her walk down the aisle when they announced the show’s win. Even though she had a smile on her face, I find it hard to believe that she isn’t embarrassed by her girth.

It was painful to watch the SHOW'S WIN!!

Milo and everyone around her, praying that she doesn’t knock them out.

R1 for the win. Right outta the gates.

Let me see if I got this straight. She’s under contract to lose weight. Why NBC does NBC get her and us out of our misery ?

The rare black and blue orca surfaces!

I'm starting to feel bad for her. She was supposed to lose weight with her contract, but I think the stress of being on a hit show got to her and she can't stop eating. Her PR team has been putting out what an inspiration she is to big women because she is so happy and healthy, and the fatties that love and defend her would turn on her if she were to admit being miserable or needing to lose weight.

More like the SAGGY awards.

It’s days like this I truly miss Joan Rivers. Can you imagine what she would have said about her.

She's a delight!

I think I know where Jimmy Hoffa ended up...

[quote]How much do you have to eat to get that fat?

WHO did she have to eat to get that fat?

Amelia Earhart

"I may as well have 'Property of Louis B. Goodyear' tattooed on my backside!"

Put her on some Phentramine and Topamax - Hire her trainer - Put her on a meal plan - This isn’t rocket science - Chrissy has access to the best - Burn more calories than you eat - The poor woman is going to miss her call time one morning on This Is Us and they are going to find her dead at home of a massive heart attack - She needs an intervention

The stress of being on a hit show r18? JFC, talk about first world problems.

There’s our border wall. Probably not a bajillion dollars not Trump’s idea, either.

Who Wore It Best? Chrissy or a house that was being fumigated?

She is killing herself. If an obviously anorexic star walked the red carpet, everyone would be talking about it. Multiple stories run about stars who are becoming too thin etc but heaven forbid you should say someone is too fat! Ridiculous, she looks like she should be in the side show alley at a carnival.

I feel sorry for her

Even though I've made fun of her, I honestly feel badly for her.

R30, Ryan Murphy already had that thought (and filmed it).

It doesn't help that she's so fucking insufferable.

Shamu was at the SAG Awards?

Did anyone see her at the table? Did they duct tape 3 or 4 chairs together so she could sit, or did she stand the whole time?

Who wore it better?

Black is so slimming.

She'd need a black hole to slim her.

I think the blue wrap gives the illusion that she has a waist, don't you agree?

More like a delusion.

I've see less fabric at a Chriso art instillation.

I honestly think she's wearing a fat suit.

She's wearing three of them.

Looks like the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka

Someone but her in a Christian based movie Breakthrough she plays the mother of a son who in underwater for a hour and survives. Josh Lucas plays her husband.

very round, all over.

its hard to look at.

Chrissy Metz and Josh Lucas as a couple in a christofrau miracle movie is one of the weirdest casting decisions I've ever heard of.

Josh Lucas, who's his bf?

People can probably live under that tent-like gown, other than the vaginal odor.

You boys are so cruel.

She’s just a little big boned!

She gets all the hottest men in Hollywood.

Straight men love her body!

Y’all are just nasty and jealous.

Oooh what if she's a border coyote who hides illegal immigrants under her garments? They should make that movie.

She may smile for the cameras but I think she loos so unhappy.

Yes, Chrissy lives in a mansion and gets all the hot dick.

R49. Big Boned? Alliosaurus had smaller bones. Her bones are normal sized. It’s what’s hanging on them that’s huge.

r53 I bet you know the names of all the dinosaurs.

I think Chrissy Metz is the Chrissy Metz troll.

She looks like a fucking bitch, and she more that time goes on, and she continues to gain, the more obvious it is. She is a seething mass of anger underneath her saccharine veneer.

She’s a bitch.

She's got a nice ass. I'm jealous.

R53. We used to date, but now we just exchange christmas and birthday cards.

In the grand scheme of things, she's likelier to be pro-gay and anti-Trump. Not sure why so much hate then.

As has been noted it is 21st Century sjw hypocrisy that it's ok to say somebody is too skinny but you are trashed to filth is you say someone is too heavy.

Is it time for a What’s Eating Gilbert Grape remake?

[quote]Is it time for a What’s Eating Gilbert Grape remake?

Who Ate Gilbert Grape (And His Mom)?

Chrissy said her train was attached with snaps, so it could be removed. She didn't mention how she gets out of her Spanx.

Every show is the SAG awards when Chrissy clomps her way onto the red carpet.

There is fat and too fat. If she lived in a trailer park we would understand She is rich and there is no reason for her to be so heavy.

600 lbs is not a healthy weight even for sumo wrestlers.

lol was her train really attached with snaps? If so, I bet her wardrobe maven sewed them on by hand and charges by the hour.

She isn't rich. Chrissy spends all of her money on food and toliet paper.

you have to lose weight to be eligible for gastric sleeve surgery

Did they put her on garbage duty?

Did Chrissy and Allison Brie cross paths on the red carpet or during the show? Would love to see that photo in all it's fakeness.

If she wore a yellow dress, a group of kids could've rode her to school

No, buy she was seen loitering around the Shrine Auditorium dumpsters.

Does anyone have an idea what she weighs? 500 or more pounds?

She looks a little bloated to me....

Did you mean Bovine?

Ms Metz is wearing the flag of an Eastern European country mixed in with all the old curtains from Versailles. A fashion disaster of the highest order.

Did she have poo on her shoes?

At some point black no longer slenderizes.

They say the camera adds 10 pounds, but in this case it also multiplied them by 10.

Just waiting for the Chrissy Metz fat fans from Reddit to appear. Telling us that a lot of hot men like “big boned” women and that we all have body dysmorphic disorder. Or saying she’s a little heavy but NOT obese.

Who pays for the advertising time on that show?

Poor thing. I wonder how she wipe her butt. With a mop?

How does she fit into stalls at these award shows? Or on planes? Does she wear a diaper? And do adult diapers even come in that size? You can tell by the photos that her arms would be to short to reach her rear so I guess she uses a stick thing? How does she change her fucking tampon? She really must be miserable.

Even if she just lost 400 pounds, she'd look so much better.

Did she have 30 ham sandwiches like Melissa McCarthy did, hidden in her dress?

Her show won? She must be high on the hog.

R85, you must be a woman, because I am a woman and think about those things. When I was hugely pregnant, it was difficult to do normal things like tie shoes or put on boots. I’m slim everywhere else, so I could work around the protrusion - and it was very temporary.

If there is fat EVERYWHERE, it limits the range of motion of the arms (because they’re fat, too!)

If you imagine a beach ball in the front of your sweater, that’s being pregnant. Now imagine beach balls all the way around your middle and water wings all down your arms and legs and imagine trying to wipe yourself.

HOW?

R1 killed me.

Chrissy Metz threads always deliver.

You know what they say-- if you don't have anything nice to say, say it about Chrissy Metz.

Leave Chrissy alone. Doesn't she have enough on her plate?

Joan Rivers telling Oprah she's fat and needs to lose 30 lbs.

It makes me happy knowing her google alert is going off, and it isn't about congratulating her for the win. PUT DOWN THOSE CORN DOGS AND GET SOME FUCKING HELP CHRISSY!

Get some extra helpings, Chrissy!

I didn’t watch the show. Did she walk up the stairs to the stage on her own?

Chrissy arriving at the SAG Awards.

r25, She has room to tattoo War and Peace on that backside.

I don't understand why people don't wear flattering clothes.

While she's never going to fit in a Versace gown, why would she pick something so wholly unflattering to wear that is also not the right size.

It's bad enough to wear something unflattering, but too small to boot is unpardonable.

She needs to get some help from the TLC show My 600lb Life.

Werk it kween! Miss Chrissy lookin fierce.

R89 I'm a guy. All I know about this "lifestyle" is from watching My 600 Pound Life. Even they don't address the period issue. I'm assuming like on that show, she has someone do it for her (gross!) and I bet I am right about the diapers. Fucking hell. I appreciate your insight and that you are as baffled as I am.

Chrissy is tornado-proof.

She had deep-rooted issues because to be that fat, there must be some severe suffering.

It's unhealthy.

I think she's far past being able to dress in any flattering sort of way. Her shape is so odd, so spherical, there is nothing to work with. I don't think Siriano could even figure out what the fuck to do, and he works wonders for big chicks. Chrissy is not a big chick, she's a planet.

r5 - Omar doesn’t carry tents that large. That is tent couture for sure.

The dress she almost wore instead:

It would take her years to lose that weight in a way that would not be dangerous to her health. Then all that surgery to get rid of all that excess skin...I mean she would have to have at least a third of her skin removed I would think.

[quote]Poor thing. I wonder how she wipe her butt.

Well, it's not exactly "wiping" that does it.......

There is no flattering outfit for her. A black pitch tent, family-size, is prob her best bet.

It's nice that she can re-purpose that dress into a fashionable shower curtain.

Did anyone get a pic of her BMs yet? I've been fapping to my fantasy of them for weeks now.

That cobalt blue/black combination seems very dated to me.

(I’m sure some hooker here will tell me it’s the “hot new thing”. Sorry. It looks 80s and not in a good way)

Bob Mackie should step up and do one of his nude dresses for her...

[quote]There is no flattering outfit for her. A black pitch tent, family-size, is prob her best bet.

Ridiculous.

I'm not a fashion person or stylist, but even I can see two huge flaws with that outfit: 1) She is so narrow at her shoulders (comparatively) that she needs something to balance her top half better than bare skin; 2) a single piece gown will always pull in odd directions on her body. She'd be better off if the skirt and top were separate pieces that didn't pull every time she moved, and of course, the aforementioned correct size and tailoring.

She'd look better in something like this:

Anyhow, I'm all outta breath from snickering from all the comments. Thanks a lot bitches!

It looks like she lost weight around her face.

That's just an illusion r118, she simply got even fatter everywhere else.

She looks like a fucking eclipse!

She uses a Selfie stick to wipe. I'm sure Depends don't come that large. Maybe plastic garbage bags from Home Depot with leg cut outs.

She's pregnant! With her 2nd child. Her first child is a daughter in her early 20's who is a well known YouTuber by the name of Eugenia Cooney.

Well you know the first 200 lbs will just be water weight so.....

Did you hear about the time Chrissy used a trampoline?

DLers never disappoint. I checked in here for a laugh and you all came thru!

I wonder if she won't lose weight because she knows it's her trademark.

How could a man have sex with her? Would he just put some baby oil between two of her fat rolls and stick his dick in there?

We would make her our QUEEN!

No bueno

I think Chrissy prefers the Golden Globes - don't you get food there?

I'm sure Chrissy goes prepared to these events, packing food in her folds.

Thank God for Chrissy Metz!

Thank God for Chrissy Metz!

There is just no way she can properly attend to her nether regions. It must stank like fucking Calcutta down there.

Imagine all the odours emanating from her - puss, butt crack, sweaty folds, pits. Makes Cheryl smell like a sweet flower in comparison!

“Young Kate” from This Is Us sold almost 100 Boxes of Girl Scout Cookies at the SAGs - Looks like Chrissy got hungry during the show

Mandy Moore must be used to her smells.

Oh you fussy gays - all so obsessed with my nether regions!! Well, let me tell you how this works once and for all!

First of all, I try to get my body on a pretty regular cycle—eat lighter during the day and my main meal in the evening. That way, I pretty consistently poop first thing in the morning and don’t have to the rest of the day. At home, I just get in the shower and use the hand-held shower attachment on the “massage” setting—basically, a hand-held bidet!

But of course, that doesn’t always work out. If I’m traveling, some hotels and some people’s homes have those, but I also take with me a Japanese-style cleaning sponge like this one in the pic.

EASY PEASY! As for my front hole...

With so much of my weight in my belly, yes, it is hard to reach and insert a tampon. I struggle along as best as I can because I really don't like to use pads. When I was 300 pounds lighter I noticed that tampons were easier to insert and they didn't seem to fall out as often when I used the bathroom. As far as leaks go, I haven't been lucky enough to find a tampon that doesn't leak even a little bit. I wear a panitliner as a backup on the heaviest days of my period. Hope this helps gays!

What Chrissy calls a "pantyliner."

Fake Chrissy at R138. I am the real Chrissy Metz, and I pay my assistant good money to wipe my ass and insert my tampons. Bitches!

r138 is the new Jill Learns About Periods

Her poor toilet.

How can you be that fat unless you eat mountains of food every day? Can’t she afford a cook?

She is wearing a fat suit. Or several of them.

omg r141 that was so weird! and funny!?

To be a fly on the wall when her frock was being made. Did they have to tie two tape measures together to take her measurements? I'm serious.

R135 is making me so hot. Does she need a wiper? Totally available.

They do serve dinner at the SAG awards, just like the Golden Globes. Chrissy arrived in an In N Out truck, so she could snack on the way. 2 4x4s and fries, animal-style.

R98 = Fucking Hilarious!

Is it true Chrissy is banned from "All you can eat" buffets?

She could tatoo the Bible on her thighs. Old and New testaments.

They won't let Chrissy in any Sizzler's, I know that much.

Susan Dey’s comment about Chrissy’s SAG moment: DEY some meaty ham hocks hiding underneath that Heafty Heffer bag. I could make enough black eye peas with them googy g-spot on ramps to celebrate New Years Day until 2245! Actually Susan said.....”After seeing that, I made myself throw up after 30 years of recovery from bulimia because I was afraid of catching the fats through the tv.

She called me a bitch again!

Sixteen people survived the Brazil dam collapse when they used her as a flotation device!

Her dress was very pretty. She will be gone by 40. Why doesn't the show get her her own chef, to help her eat right? They could save her life.

When she was off, why did they not send her to a good fat camp...one that last for months. Someone needs to help her! She really is dying.

It’s elephatine elegance and it’s finest.

She needs help bad

Quick detour, that towel that "Chrissy" posted is fucking amazing. If you bitches don't own one already, get one. Excellent exfoliation and they last forever.

She doesn’t look like a bitch. If she does it’s because she knows that cunts in the audience and on websites like this are making cruel comments about her. Gay men think that their perceived eye for aesthetics gives them the right to deem all people, places and things attractive and unattractive. It could very well be because of the bullying a lot of us survived to make it this far but some of y’all are just cunts. Mean girls with dicks.

You should be proud - NOT!

She’s fat and unattractive

She's a fucking sow. It's not just aesthetics, the woman can't wipe her own ass.

She has to be wearing a diaper full-time.

She must have to shit every few hours so, due to the huge amounts of food she consumes daily.

No way she can get into and out of a bathroom stall easily or quickly enough at her size.

I think the gown is beautiful... but on a much thinner person.

Every Kardashian wishes they had her ass.

Someone attempted to shit in the sink at the Shrine Auditorium ladies room and it broke off the wall. Chrissy, was that you?

[quote]How could a man have sex with her? Would he just put some baby oil between two of her fat rolls and stick his dick in there?

Chrissy is the mansion.. doesn't need to live in one.

I agree with r164. There is no way she could get into a normal-sized bathroom stall.

"This Is Us" is going to be featured at PaleyFest this year. Come see Chrissy in person!

[quote]Come see Chrissy in person!

Well, it's not like you can miss her!

This is why I barf chow.

I give up...

This must be as fat as a human being can get and still walk.

[quote]This must be as fat as a human being can get and still walk.

That’s our Chrissy. Breaking records... and chairs.

She could break a whole RCA Victrola just by sitting on it with her big fat ass.

Her cheeks have their 2 zip codes.

R34 if that blue chiffon coverup was white, she definitely would have looked like Shamu.

In the picture at r14 she looks like a completely different creature, seated among the Hollywood 'normals'.

R168 Um, thanks for that, I think... The woman featured there is still only half of a Chrissy.

Netflix just announced a new movie starriing Chrissy Metz- The Search For Labia.

I noticed when she got onstage she was hiding behind her costars. I think 6 of them.

I noticed when she got on stage, the floor tilted on one side.

Chrissy was papped off the coast of Catalina today.

Chritz Messy

R185 wins!

Someone please help her!

I keep saying they need to do a show featuring Dr. Now and Chrissy. He's probably her only hope, and I'm sure she'd manage to fuck it up. I'd watch the hell out of it just for the laughs.

R188, You can't help somebody who doesn't want to help themselves. She has access to the best personal trainers, nutritionists, doctors, ect...but she seems like she's getting bigger. Even if Dr. Now did something for her I'm sure she would sneak a few twinkies, cookies, cakes, etc.

I can't remember name of trainer or his tv show but he (and his wife) followed a contestant for a year and they had a retreat somewhere like Arizona with all kinds of doctors and cardiologists and contestants stayed there for awhile to be under medical care and to reach a certain milestone then they went home and at the end of the year if they met their goal the show gave them free skin removal surgery, anyone remember this show? Couldn't she do something like that, make money AND lose weight at the same time? If she's worried about disappearing for too long and losing her career this would be one way of keeping her name out there and the end result would be more roles available to her

R191 I think they have a show now about people getting their loose skin removed. But she would have to lose weight first.

She looks so uncomfortable. I'm at the end of losing a lot of weight, still have a bit to go though. I hated having this weight on me, it made everything I did more difficult. I had never been that fat before in my life and because I hated how it felt I wondered how anyone can resign themselves to deal with life like that. I know it is hard to start. It was for me because I was so depressed and felt like giving up on everything (not suicidal though). Finally I started the process and now that I see the progress I'm impatient to get myself back down to where I should be.

I hope she will free herself from that weight. It's an awful way to live.

It's winter! Cover your pale arms!

It's winter! Time to start buying candy for Halloween!

How do you even keep that size growing? The sheer amount of food that must take...

She would only need to eat about 3300 calories to maintain 450 pounds which is what I am approximating her weight at. That's not all that much really, I was surprised when I ran it through one of those calculators. If I am wrong, please correct me. She must be easily eating two/three times that a day. She's only going to get bigger until she checks out. I kind of wonder if she wants to and this is her slow suicide.

I wonder if other actresses like having Chrissy attend awards shows because she will undoubtedly make them feel skinnier and more attractive, thus boosting their cavernous egos? They must line up wanting to take pictures with her.

The entertainment industry in general is so vain and cutthroat that it almost makes sense that she would be able to carve out her own niche just by being so different to the point that she really has no competition or equal and thus not a threat to other actors when it comes to fighting for parts.

I don't think she's talented enough for that r198. She's fat, but not fabulous. Maybe if she let that inner angry bitch out as she so clearly wants to do, she would transform, but for now, she is quite milquetoast.

She shits in her bathtub. Pathetic.

Sugar is a drug.

R93, you're baaaaad.

I'll get yelled at but these threads aren't funny because all the wit is gone. It's just a bunch of people posting about shit and pussy -- about a year ago this gay board turned into PussyChat 24/7, a few months ago someone added a shit obsession to their constant thoughts about vagina, and here we are.

Don't be such a shitpussy, R203.

She's not eating 10,000 calories a day, for fuck's sake. She's short IIRC, and probably weighs 350 lbs. If she doesn't exercise then 3000-3500 calories a day is all she would need to maintain.

At her weight and age she could probably lose 50 lbs relatively easily by just cutting 500 calories a day and adding in 15 mins of walking. A coworker of mine was at 450 lbs until she had back surgery, and because it gave her back some mobility, she was able to start slowly walking again and the weight came off quickly.

And that's the funniest thing that's been posted here, r204.

r203, Chrissy Metz is a very weighty subject.

If you dont think R93 is funny....

What's on her iPod? Flabby Road?

[quote] What's on her iPod?

Paw prints and fried chicken grease

She could melt the weight off if she went a whole year without touching a carbohydrate.

How old are you people? What pathetic lives you lead, giggling about fat people.

Then get angry at fat people for being funny, R212, in a world that has declared war on comedy and effectively turned America's laughing place into a briar patch.

r212, don't blame us-- blame Chrissy Metz for being so damn fat!

Hey R193, congrats and good work! I know exactly where you were at, because I'm there right now. I just can't get started even though I know I have to. I feel hopeless and pathetic. And definitely uncomfortable and unfuckable. Got any good tips to share with this fattie?

So are the SAG Awards for people with the saggiest bodies?

I'm 5 lbs. overweight and I feel uncomfortable I can't imagine how she feels.

I used to be obese and I think all her excuses for being unable to lose weight are just that: excuses. She is going to die if she does not change her eating habits.

Have any of you considered the reason Chrissy isn't losing weight is because she's healthy this way?

R219 The strain on her circulatory system is not healthy.

Obesity is never healthy. How is it healthy to be twice the size of a normal adult, to need a CPAP to sleep without suffocating, and to need twice as much fabric for clothes that last half as long?

We all know that most people who have the gastric sleeve will eventually gain weight back.

So what happens when someone gets the skin removal and they gain the weight back? Do they literally burst at the seams?

Don’t tell me all those people keep the weight off.

You bitches have me cackling. So mean. So honest.

When Disney reboots [italic]Fantasia[/italic], they'll cast her as a dancing hippo.

A work friend of mine is about the size of Chrissy—as is her mother and two younger sisters. She’s a sweetheart, truly, but she blames genetics because “my whole family is like this.” But, she eats (and feeds her kids) crap day in and day out. Fritos and Dr. Pepper for breakfast! Starbucks constantly. She knows about nutrition, how to eat healthfully, she works out every now and then, so there’s really no excuse. Part of me feels sorry for her but then she’s making conscious choices every day. It’s frustrating.

The best you can do is live by example, R225, and hope that others will follow your lead.

Like someone said up thread, she has to want to help herself. All the trainers and chefs in the world are useless, until she decides she's serious about losing weight. She certainly has the money for the help.

lol r219 is being sarcastic.

R219 the locution "the reason is...because..." is incorrect and redundant. It should be "the reason is that..." This is a common error in usage.

she's cute in the face...

The only way Chrissy weighs 350 pounds is if she's 3 feet tall.

I remember when I was a kid older women would say of a fat girl that it was a shame because she has such a pretty face, amd that's exactly the case here. If she lost about 300 pounds, she'd be hot.

She's only 5 foot 4, so I think 350lbs would be a decent estimate of her weight. She's incredibly round with narrow shoulders so that makes her look like a pear.

500 pounds.

I feel like we are watching a slow suicide here . It’s like the reverse of Karen Carpenter . Very sad .

R225 Fritos and Dr Pepper? That is practically Paleo!

I think you're right r235.

R233, Cass Elliot was about the same height as Chrissy and weighed 300-ish at her heaviest. No way is Chrissy 350, at least 400+.

^^ I HAVE A 400 LB. FRIEND. LOOKS ANOREXIC COMPARED TO CHRISSY.

She has great skin.

She has a lovely personality.

All her girlfriends love her.

Here's a picture of Cass the year before she died.

One other thing, Cass could dance. Chrissy can barely walk.

The funny thing about Mama Cass is that she was considered monstrously enormous in her time, but looking at pictures of her now, she was the same size as many people you see every day. She doesn't look *freakishly* large by modern standards, like she did back then.

Does checking in on this thread make anyone else feel leaner and more attractive? Thanks CM. Looking at her meaty and pale bare arms in OPs picture also makes me want to eat giant crab claws.

R238, there's an old documentary on the Mamas & the Papas where Denny says that Cass's weight went up and down by probably 100lbs, and you couldn't tell because of her kaftans whether she was 250 or 350.

She looks to weigh close to what Metz does in this photo.

Mama Cass at her highest was *maybe* 2/3 of a Chrissy. That's aiming high. I estimate Chrissy to be 450 pounds, and that's not being bitchy, just real.

I am a male who is Chrissy's size and reading these comments fill my heart with sadness. Fuck you all.

She has a beautiful face. She has to be miserable.

I really do not know who she is, or what she does, BUT if she is a working actress and has had success being that huge, all I can say is Hat Tip to her.

I'm the Cass poster, knew her and trust me she never looked anything close to Chrissy. She was always on some diet, but even at her heaviest she wasn't Chrissy size.

R233 More like a beach ball.

Maybe she's keeping the weight for the Mama Cass biopic? I mean, what else is she gonna do after This Is Us folds?

Dear, having her doing a remake of What’s Eating Gilbert Grape was much better.

Rumour has it she hides Kevin Spacey in there on occasion

[quote] I mean, what else is she gonna do after This Is Us folds?

Model lingerie?

Can anyone answer my serious question about skin removal surgery? What happens if the person regains the weight? Do the stitches tear?

They use fairy dust and unicorn barf to reduce the appearance, Rose.

R256 My understanding is that the skin just stretches again to accommodate, unless you are somehow putting on 10 pounds a day.

She would make a HORRIBLE Mama Cass. I hope this does not come to fruition.

She would make a wonderful boulder in an Indiana Jones movie.

r260 Well, if it's the scene where he is being chased by the rolling boulder, that would be too much exertion for Chrissy. Unless she went method and imagined him to be a bucket of KFC. That could be her motivation.

If they can do female [italic]Ghostbusters[/italic], how about female [italic]Monty Python[/italic]? And I've got the perfect role for her:

R219. Yes, I’m sure she’s “healthy”, that’s why she has actually GAINED weigjt since joining the show. I’m sure crack addicts are healthy too because crack really does make them feel good.

Do you ever see fat crackheads? The money they would otherwise spend on food goes to crack.

R246 - I’m not saying crackheads are fat. I’m saying if you think Chrissy Metz is healthy at easily 350 pounds, what other addict is “unhealthy”? She clearly has a severe food addiction and is morbidly obese. I lump (pun intended) her in with drug addicts, alcoholics, etc.

Is it true she's going to play pregnant Meghan in the Meghan Markle story?

I can't decide if her dress is blue and black or gold and white.

Is she even able to fit on a standard ballroom chair or did they provide a special reinforced chair for her?

I wondered that too r268. Every talk show she is on she has special seating, so I assume they had a reinforced, wider chair for her.

I can definitely understand the jokes and they are funny but we can we stop pretending we want to help her or care if she's healthy?

We love a trainwreck. It's no fun otherwise.

It's not even a matter if her pussy stinks. I'm sure every fat roll stinks of yeast and bacteria.

I disagree r271. I think she compensates by staying as clean as a whistle.

Well you know what they say... the camera puts 20 pounds on her... she probably weighs no more than 600 pounds.

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The “BF” has gay face for days. I can’t imagine what he is possibly getting out of the situation. You couldn’t even find her lady bits. Unless he has a ton (literally) of flour.

The BF must be talked about behind his back constantly.

That's right Chrissy's PR person. Make damn sure those DM comments are moderated in advance. But you can't stop us! Hah!

[quote]I mean, what else is she gonna do after This Is Us folds?

Chrissy Metz in "The Kate Smith Story."

Chrissy Metz IS The Del Rubio Triplets!

Chrissy Metz IS The Hindenburg! (After she drops a few of those pesky pounds)

[quote]I smell OSCAR!

More like Cookie Monster if you ask me.

To look like that and put yourself in front of cameras for a living?! Amazing confidence.

R247 If you are truly Chrissy's size could you seriously tell us what you eat every day? I really wonder what she's eating on a daily basis. Entire bags of Doritos, gallons of soda, entire cakes, bread and pasta all day long?

Do people see you constantly eating? Are you eating all day long or are you having 3 enormous meals a day? From a practical point it seems difficult.

r983 I thought that too, until I looked up how many calories for a 450 pound woman to maintain her weight. It is only 3600 or so. That's actually not all that hard to do. I was surprised it was so low.

[quote] Fuck you all.

At least I don't need to give men directions for how to find my asshole.

r283 SERIOUSLY? I will say people are so ignorant about body science! My weight is largely a result of genetics, something which I'm sure is the case for Chrissy. I admit my diet includes a lot of Trans fats and red meat, but I work in corporate and there isn't much variety around me for food.

Body shaming is ugly. Chrissy is beautiful, inside and out.

R247, if you're as fat as Chrissy, how do you wipe your ass? Enquiring minds want to know.

R247: Do you have to floss your fat folds? And if so, with what?

BEHEMOTH

I'm a miserable fattie, weighing in around 250 pounds. Lately, because I'm depressed, all I have been doing is eating. I just ate an entire box of crostoli. I'm a secret eater, I pretend to eat healthily in public and then binge at night when no one is around. She must be a binger.

Sweetie, she passed binger 200 lbs ago.

I'm having a Super Bowl party and bought a bunch of crap that I normally don't. I'm looking on a bag of Fritos and it's 2880 calories. I'll bet something like that is a between meal snack for Chrissy. No wonder she's morbidly obese.

She needs a visit from three fat ghosts to warn her that if she doesn't change her carb-gorging ways, she will end up one of them.

[quote]I'm having a Super Bowl party

Your gay card is in danger of being suspended.

LOL, I got tired of competing for Christmas party dates so do Super Bowl instead. Plus, hot men. Don't give a fuck about football.

[quote]Your gay card is in danger of being suspended.

For a football party? That's the fourth most homoerotic sport behind gymnastics, wrestling, and swimming.

Yep, and since most of the players wear some form of UnderArmor and no cups you get great views. Better than looking at Chrissy.

R285, or how to find his balls.

At what gay Superbowl Party does even one person even look at the TV except for the halftime show. And even that's a maybe.

Baked chips are okay in small portions. I miss chips made with Olestra. Chrissy could use a lot of Olestra.

She probably gained 50 pounds on that alone, R300.

In her book she wrote that she would stockpile packaged food under her bed when she was a teen and would eat them in the middle of the night. She said it was cookies, Little Debbie cakes, and candy. By the looks of her, I would say old habits die hard.

The sun has less gravitational pull than that cow.

How did Little Debbie stay so little if she ate all that crap day in, day out? Maybe the logo is just her before she became a fat shapeless opioid addict living in a trailer and watching nothing but reality TV while waiting for her husband to get out of jail for making meth in a trailer.

R304, as a matter of fact, Chrissy did grow up in a trailer park in Florida.

How big is her shit compare to an average person?

Can she still fit in a trailer?

[quote] How big is her shit compare to an average person?

Her shit is as big as an average person.

her trailer is a flatbed, so yes.

[quote]Can she still fit in a trailer?

Where, inside her vagina?

Yes, a double-wide wide.

I have a tray of food under this dress!

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,

How flabby are your branches!

I have never watched her tv show. What is her storyline ?

I really want to thank Chrissy for giving us a new way to visualize size. Kind of how doctors describe tumors as "the size of a grape, an orange", etc.) As I mentioned on the latest Bryce Dallas Howard thread. Bryce has gained weight, but she is still only about 1/4 of a Chrissy.

She really should just kill herself before the heart attack.

The camera add weight

I bet she’s no more than 250 given her lack of height

[quote]I have never watched her tv show. What is her storyline ?

She likes to eat. She gets really grumpy when she doesn't eat. Her somewhat overweight husband manages to climb on top of her to have sex and she gets pregnant.

You're caught up.

Honey, you'd have to cut her in half for 250.

I have to lose weight.

I just ate four Twinkies and drank a cup of Earl Grey tea.

R312 That's enough green material for Christo's next art installation.

Cass Elliot would be petite, by comparison, to Chrissy.

A grand piano would be petite, by comparison, to Chrissy.

She's a female Chris Farley.

No. She's just a Chris Farley.

I just bought a new condo? Size, you ask? 5 Chrissys- it's quite large.

Do all obese women bathe in makeup and perfume or is it just a very vocal minority?

I was wondering about something. I'm not American, so forgive me if the question sounds stupid. But is food in America really cheap or something? Someone mentioned that Chrissy grew up in a trailer park. I'm assuming this means that the family was poor. If you are making ends meet and stretching every dollar, how can you afford to buy dozens of boxes of cookies every day?

Propaganda, R329. Relentless propaganda from the junk food industry. The laws are such that you can legally call something whose second or third ingredient is sugar "health food."

R330 I get that. But if you're poor and can barely afford 3 meals a day, where do you get EXTRA money for the junk food? Someone quoted her saying the she stockpiled food under her bed. All those candy bars and cakes are not cheap.

This is the week before the Superbowl. With tons of cut-rate sales on crap food which can last for years with their chemical make up and fructose you can buy enough junk food to feed a family of seven for a year on very little money. Of course they might polish it off in two weeks

Compared to caviar and wagyu steak, they are, R331.

R333 that's what I'm asking. Would it cost 20 bucks a day? More? You don't get obese by eating two cookies a day. That amount of junk food must cost a lot. No?

It actually costs less in the long run to eat nothing but animal products, fruits, and vegetables because protein and fat are harder to overeat. Snack foods are designed specifically to make you crave as much of them as possible, that's why they are high in simple carbohybrates and chemicals and low in vitamins and minerals.

OK r318, but with her character on the show being so obese and the husband being obese, how do the copulate. The story line is implausible. Is it a shit show?

R334 a bag of cookies cost $1.20, candy bars .90, and Little Debby cakes are about 3.00 but you can buy all that stuff at a 99 cent store.

The bathroom must be a constant shit show.

Meanwhile, fasting is absolutely free. If she quit eating today and didn't eat again until she wasn't fat anymore, that would take at least a year or more.

r234 Look! Look at me smiling! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY I AM, GODDAMN IT, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

Sorry, that was to acknowledge r324. Observation still applies.

Usually you ask “What row are you in?”. With Chrissy, you ask “What row are you?”

When did her ancestors immigrate here from Lardassia?

R337 thanks for answering! That's cheaper than here in Europe, but the sheer amount of food must be staggering.

You can get a pound cake at Dollar Tree.. for a buck.

^^Reply was for R337

Are there photos of teenage Chrissy online?

R339 Well that sounds economical and healthy.

Why on earth does she not have gastric surgery. She can't enjoy being that big.

It's quite obvious she's keeping the weight as she's got her eye on the role of Mrs. Jumbo for Disney's live-action Dumbo film. Guaranteed Oscar bait for her heartbreaking performance when the circus folks beat and chain her up for defending her child against the taunts of the other elephants.

Like other DLers, I also wonder how much she must eat in a day to remain that large. And it appears she's getting even larger! Seriously, how much food would be necessary on a daily basis to remain that massive? I can't even guess.

She needs to do what Capote's swans did. Smoke smoke smoke. And then lunch on lettuce leaves at exclusive restaurants. Of course she'll die of cancer in her 60s but at this weight she won't even come in hailing distance of 55.

She’s a very busy person. She sleeps only 5 hours a day but spends 15 hours to eat. She does exercise on a regular basis, once a month.

r351 It's been answered at least a couple of times on here. Approximately only 3600 calories a day for a 450 pound woman of her height to maintain her weight. Surprisingly low, but there it is.

What you don’t understand is that inside of her is a thin person struggling to get out.

Think of her toilet. Won't anyone think of her poor toilet? What agony that commode must go through when that gaping maw lowers itself onto it.

R355 that thin person was digested and expelled long ago.

She punishes her toilets 🚽 everyday

Cute girl

I always envision the tiny little skeleton inside all that girth.

It actually looks like not a lot is ending up in the toilet.

Fat child

Exclusive image of DIVINE^

Skinny toddler?!?

Those photos of her young are kind of hard to look at. She looks sad. There's no way this chick wasn't seriously abused.

At second look, sad and angry at the same time, even when she's smiling. Kind of like now.

Why is she so enormous? I mean, why does she eat to the extent that she's THAT fat? There's fat and then there's plantation-sized. She's the LATTER, honey. So, seriously, what possesses someone to do that to themselves?

GENETICS

She needs an intervention at this point and or maybe weightloss surgery, but I'm guessing it's not going to happen while she's bankable just like with any other celebrity addict. I hopened she has some caring family around her to get her help. I also doubt that she's happy. I need to lose fifty pounds and feel like shit, I can't even imagine how she feels at this point.

[quote] There's fat and then there's plantation-sized.

When they remake [italic]Gone with the Wind[/italic], give her a Costco-sized can of chili, and she can provide the wind.

She shits in the bathtub. That has been established, along with the Selfie stick wiper, Christo art installation fabric and her only needing 3500 calories a day

I should have know there would be a Reddit thread on how huge people wipe. Some first hand accounts in here...

R371 That is actually 3600 calories to maintain. What are you trying to do? Put Chrissy on a starvation diet?

How about an all-fried chicken and watermelon diet?

r372 can you summarize so we don't have to read it?

And here's a thread from our beloved DL from back in 2008

[quote]Think of her toilet.

I'd rather not, thanks.

Sorry R375, you have to put in the time. It's more or less worth it. It's not a long read. One point that was mentioned is if you have short arms to start with (like our Chrissy) you are really kind of extra fucked.

Well it's obvious the problem is merely glandular.

[quote]Those photos of her young are kind of hard to look at. She looks sad. There's no way this chick wasn't seriously abused.

Who touched her in a bad place, Ronald McDonald?

Judging from how she looks now r380, I'd guess Grimace.

Oh, so you saw that video too, R381:

Getting to be that grossly obese is one thing, but staying at that weight actually indicates a pathological mind. She needs help for her physical problems as well as psychological ones. She would not be able to function in society decades ago, they would've shamed her to lose weight long before she got that obese. She also would not be able to function in most East Asian societies like ones in Japan, Korea, or Singapore because they still body shame fat people, especially ones that grossly obese. Why do Western societies tolerate the growing obese population is beyond me. If we want universal healthcare, which I am all for, we should really do something about fat/ obese people. Data shows by 2020 the U.S. will have 3/4 of its population overweight or obese. The reason why Chrissy Metz is getting work on tv is because she's now unfortunately very popular with people, because they identify with her.

The networks are complicit for taking money from Big Carbohydrate and Big Pharma over the years. She must be popping more pills than Elvis did on the day he died. It can't all be food at that size.

Time to call the Dr....

Asking him how to get fit is like asking Rosie O'Donnell for marriage advice.

Fuck you all! I am hot and live in a mansion. Guys are waiting in line to lick my pussy.

I'll give her free clothes for life (however short), including pettipants.

[quote]If you are making ends meet and stretching every dollar, how can you afford to buy dozens of boxes of cookies every day?

In America, we have a government program for the poor that is commonly referred to as food stamps. which in the inexcusable absence of proper regulation, are used to purchase an enormous portion of the junk food sold in the U.S.

There is so much money to be made from fat people and keeping people overweight in all sectors as people have been pointing out. Corporate profits are our religion. And it simply does not pay to keep people as healthy as they can be.

Walk down the cereal and snack aisles in your supermarket. It's scary. Then think of all the obscenely over priced drugs and medical care these people need.

LEAVE CHRISSY ALONE!!!!!!

R390 Obese people are going to become immobile shut-ins. Who's gonna work 20 years from now? Keeping people fat won't pay off in the long run.

Does the long run matter? Look at what we've done to our environment since the industrial revolution. We'll eventually kill ourselves off as a species barring a natural disaster and the earth let alone the universe will not even notice us as a hiccup.

You could land a helicopter on her ass.

^And in the meantime, while we're here, we can comment on her gross appearance.

I remember reading a biography by that midgit who's in that country music video by Big & Rich, "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy". He wrote that he wipes his ass by putting toilet paper on this large square thing that looks like a dice and he rubs his butt against it. Reading it was gross but informative.

Personally I think Chrissy's ass is too big for it that big days to get lost in the folds.

^^^the DICE would get lost ^^^

She's got Proust written all over her (all seven volumes).

Add a green scarf to that blue dress and she would look like Mother Earth.

Fluid retention is a horrible condition.

Unless fatty Chrissy is retaining a bay, it's not fluid retention.

[quote]She's got Proust written all over her

Is “Proust” the new nickname for cheesecake residue?

Is it true that her nutritionist committed suicide?

Somewhere a circus is looking for its tent and escaped elephant.

Circus's no longer have elephants. The elephants make more money on sitcoms.

She must have to shit 10 times a day.

Yeah I think I'll un-eye this thread now

At awards events do her production/management people have an accessible toilet roped off for her sole use? We know that celebs often use the disabled facilities for monkey business so there's no guarantee one would be free for her otherwise and she wouldn't fit into even the most luxurious regular stall without leaving the door open. Questions need answers.

[quote]With tons of cut-rate sales on crap food which can last for years with their chemical make up and fructose you can buy enough junk food to feed a family of seven for a year on very little money.

Chrissy calls that breakfast.

This Was Us: Disaster at the photo opportunity with the ensemble cast as Chrissy Metz makes a fatal wrong move.

They're going to need a Truman Show sized sound stage to film her soon.

Chrissy most likely has a PA that carries a folding screen to shield her when she's on the shitter. Maybe even a custom toilet seat.

I wonder about the shit show when she has diarrhea.

[quote] This Was Us: Disaster at the photo opportunity with the ensemble cast as Chrissy Metz makes a fatal wrong move.

What did she do, turn around without signaling?

I told Chrissy not to eat a case of Nutella, but she wouldn't listen.

When Chrissy gets the squirts, it takes so long to dribble down she just claims it's leg bronzer.

How does she join in the chit chat at events and during the long hours on set? Actresses talk about diets, yoga classes, personal trainers, designer sales and sex. What does Chrissy bring to the gossip table apart from crumbs and flatulence?

[quote]crumbs and flatulence

Jane Austen's least popular novel by far.

She talks about new ways to wipe her ass.

Some of these comments are cruel. She does not deserve this

Yes she does r420 She needs all of the kicks in the ass she can get if it helps the scales (hah!) fall from her eyes. I know it has to be her decision, but the more pressure to make that decision the better. She's already being enabled to hell and back, and likely has for her entire life.

How do you think we feel?

I met Chrissy in east Hollywood last Summer. She gave me her business card. Turns out she rents her body out as subsidized housing.

Next time the big one hits LA, at least this time it won't be San Andreas's fault. It'll be her doing jumping jacks.

She's got more chins than Chinatown.

R423. That’s totally uncalled for. It’s just the flap under her left arm that she rents out, and that’s only as a gazebo for weddings.

Whitney Thore on MY BIG FAT FABULOUS LIFE was shown getting on a scale in a recent episode. Her weight was something like 360. As bad as that is, she is NOWHERE NEAR the size of Chrissy Metz. And at least she makes some effort to move around with her dance classes and all. I am a longtime RN and I have posted before that this woman is EASILY in excess of 500 pounds. EASILY.

That hideous show she is on, THIS IS UGH, had better start preparing a "very special episode" to explain her death.

Jesus, you people are overreacting. She's a little chunky right now, but if she could cut out sweets for, say, two or three weeks, she'll be back to normal in no time. It's not unusual for someone to get pleasingly plump in the winter months.

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She's a balloon with tits.

R430 "She's a balloon with tits."

She's the Hindenburg with tits . Fixed that for you.

Goodyear blimp with tits.

Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t candidates for gastric surgery have to be under a certain weight? No doctor would attempt elective surgery on someone that fat.

I know an obese man who wants to get surgery for his blown-out knees (guess why they’re wrecked?). His doctor won’t/can’t do it; he has to lose weight first. He has to sleep with a CPAP, so they’re afraid to operate on him. Super nice guy, he’s in so much pain.

And I guess if a person can’t moderate their behavior enough to qualify for the surgery, it’s not worth attempting.

[quote]Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t candidates for gastric surgery have to be under a certain weight?

No, not usually.

[quote]No doctor would attempt elective surgery on someone that fat.

Bariatric surgery is routinely done on people as obese as Chrissy.

[quote]I know an obese man who wants to get surgery for his blown-out knees (guess why they’re wrecked?). His doctor won’t/can’t do it; he has to lose weight first.

It is primarily insurance companies who are driving this. The rate of complications, hardware failure, blood clots, infection, and need for revision surgeries after joint replacement is very high in morbidly obese patients. Most insurance companies will not approve it if the BMI is above 40, even if a particular surgeon is willing to do it.

Bariatric surgery is different because there is a lot of research showing positive outcomes, reversal of diabetes, reversal of hypertension, and reduced health costs after this surgery in morbidly obese patients.

R433 they do have to be a certain weight. I worked with a woman who was a behemoth and swayed like an elephant when she walked. Her face would be red and sweaty just walking from her car to her desk. The surgeon wouldn't operate until she lost 100 lbs. She died from a blood clot about 6 months after that. I wonder if Chrissy Metz has blood clots or diabetes.

Yeah, we get it, she’s fat.

R435, thank you for explaining that. I imagine there would be some major disclaimers attached.

^^ that was to r434

Don’t people doing bariatric surgery need to do some sort of pre-surgery diet for like a few weeks? I’d imagine that may be why she hasn’t done it. Willpower clearly isn’t her thing.

[quote]Don’t people doing bariatric surgery need to do some sort of pre-surgery diet for like a few weeks?

No, but they need to just have liquids and do a bowel prep about one to two days before surgery.

WORST JOB IN THE WORLD - Chrissy's bowel prep nurse.

Go big or go home.

I think black is very slimming.

Wow, what a pig. She must be worked to a frenzy with all the grocery stores sales on Superbowl junk.

I just don’t see her being over 300 lbs

R445, please schedule a date for your cataract surgery.

At least she doesn't squeeze her feet into shoes that are too tight as it looks like a lot of women do.

Comfortable shoes count for a lot.

She can't wear heels without them breaking off.

R477= lesbian

If she wore heels they would drill into the floor from all the weight.

If she wore heels in ten seconds they would be flats.

[quote]I think black is very slimming.

As Esther Williams said to Jeff Chandler, "Jeff, you're too big for polka dots!"

I don't think most of us hate her for being fat, or hate fat people. She's an easy target because she's photographed wearing gowns at fancy events. It's funny.

I do hate fat people. No self control. Who wants to live a life where you can't wipe your own ass?

If she wore heels, I'd end up living in the apartment below her.

She just needs to DANCE!

I think she's an easy target because she's fake. Of course, if she let all that anger out people would really start criticizing her.

Men are falling at her feet! She's rich! Everyone wants to lick her pussy!

[quote]If she wore heels, I'd end up living in the apartment below her.

She lives in an airplane hangar.

You bitches are all JEALOUS of me!

JFC, that's a shit ton of pink fabric!

Has she ever seen her pussy?

How does she commute everyday? Semi trucks 🚛?

She is not fat--she's just wearing her black slimming illusion panels the wrong way!

All the men get on their knees to smell and lick her pussy!

Right after the photo, that poor guy passed out from her vag and ass odor.

Wow. Looks like Perez is well into his plan to gain all his lost weight back.

I can’t imagine how miserable it would be to carry all that around every day. Everything about life, from morning until night would be so unnecessarily difficult, getting in and out of cars, bending down to pick something up off the floor, walking between tables in a restaurant. How unenthused she must be trying to find something to wear to both public events and private parties. I love dressing for special occasions and being so fat would take all of the fun out of it. What Is it that has made it possible for so many people to be so unbelievably fat? This phenomenon is way beyond calories in calories out and exercise.

Her dresses are just drapery for now, but pretty soon she will probably require built-in flying buttresses to try to deal with the tremendous lateral force on her outfits. She'll need a designer and a structural engineer for the red carpet.

[quote]Everything about life, from morning until night would be so unnecessarily difficult, ..., bending down to pick something up off the floor,

Chrissy wouldn't/can't do that, but I can imagine the desperation and anguish she would feel if the last piece of cake fell on the floor. She might actually make an attempt.

LOL r418!!

I thought the bariatric surgery thing was the exact opposite - that they won’t do the surgery on anyone who is less than 100 pounds overweight.

Stop insulting women for being curvy. so she's carrying twenty extra pounds, no big deal. Besides, sometimes a slip-on shoe is just more comfortable than one with laces.

That dress is divine, Chrissy!

May I borrow it for the White House Correspondent's Dinner, where I plan to look hurt and outraged when they mention my constant lies for the Trump Administration

[quote]She would make a HORRIBLE Mama Cass. I hope this does not come to fruition.

I'm going to go ahead and film her eating a ham sandwich in bed just in case.

You better order order at least a dozen from Subway. Chrissy is a fast eater.

She is an inspiration for me. I have her picture on my fridge and help me to stick to my diet.

There's no way she can enjoy being that obese. Just watching her on talk shows is painful. I can't even imagine living with a body that out of proportion.

How can she fit on a plane? I'm slender and even I feel claustrophobic on planes. I cannot imagine how she flies.

This is where all that "Just say no" talk leads. Someone who is in so much psychiatric pain that it takes that much eating just to get through life should be given an open scrip for heroin and a little ventilated room where she can smoke all the cigarettes she wants.

Has she put on weight? She's looking a little chunky these days.

R471, I'm the one who posted upthread about the coworker who died from a blood clot 6 months after her doctor told her to lose weight. When I had asked her why her doctor told her to lose a 100 pounds before the surgery, he told her it was risky to put someone of her size under anesthesia and there was a strong possibility she was going to die on the table.

Chrissy could die on the table- the dining table.

She’s most likely to die on the shitter.

R483: She makes Fat Elvis look skinny.

She makes Jupiter look skinny.

Does she like chocolate cake? She looks like she likes chocolate cake.

Chocolate cake is her favorite appetizer.

She and Gabourey Sidibe should do a comedy as the world's first female sumo wrestlers.

Best of luck to Ms. Metz, shes cool.

But something needs to be discussed here.

That level of obesity, or even 50 pounds overweight, is the primary cause of prolapse.

Ladies, a prolapsed uterus or bladder is extremely unpleasant and will interrupt your ability to function in all areas of life.

Obesity is horrible for women.

[quote]That level of obesity, or even 50 pounds overweight, is the primary cause of prolapse

No. Multiple childbirths is the most common cause.

I don't think Chrissy has to worry about multiple or any childbirth. No one is getting near that vag. You'd need a map and a miner's hat.

Is Chrissy having a Super Bowl party? This must be her favorite day of the year. Snacks and food all day long.

Family Guy couldn’t have said it better

She punishes her toilet, bed, sofa, car, etc.

Love her FABULOUS CURVES!!!

[quote] No one is getting near that vag. You'd need a map and a miner's hat.

And a 17 inch penis.

Do you see my panties DL'ers? TAKE A BIG WHIFF!!!

That's sad when your hemline meets your gunt. Poor Chrissy.

Where does one even buy panties in her size? Are they custom or maybe she uses a bed sheet?

Shame on NBC for not insisting she lose weight and helping her with it. They could write her weight loss into the show.

There's a website that posts the height, weight, and measurements of celebs. They said hers is 5'5, 308 lbs. , and she's 47-50-46.

I doubt it.

R500 That is what was supposed to happen. It was written into her contract that she had to lose weight, as that was going to be her storyline. She has since gained weight. I guess Chrissy doesn't feel like the rules apply to her. Also, ABC likely knows they would get a fuck ton of blowback for firing her for being fat from all of the Frauen that watch that execrable show.

R501 I doubt it too. Celebs always add a couple of inches to their height, so let's say she's really 5ft 3in. I would peg her around 450 - 475 weight wise. It is hard to tell because she carries it so strangely, but that is my best guess. We had a nurse on upthread that pegged her at 500.

I hope she occasionally sees a doctor about her health. She is so enormous, she could have a tumor and not know it. A coworker of mine only discovered she had cancer when she had her sonogram and it was too late.

R458 That’s not her house. That’s her gardening outfit.

R497 She could wear a hoop skirt and she wouldn't need the hoop.

The largest adult diapers I could find go up to 80 inches. My sister was only about 2/3 of a Chrissy at her largest, though with different weight distribution, (not all of her weight was around the middle, more like all over) and her waist was about 60 inches at 350 pounds. I really don't know what Chrissy does on long haul flights etc. Looks like the diaper option isn't even an option.

She has the sexy curves and a plump round ass that straight men desire. You gay men couldn't even begin to understand what gets a straight guy's dick hard, so stop with the comments. She's perfectly fine the way she is. She inspires women to love and celebrate that they aren't a size 0, and what's so terrible about that? BTW, for the poster who called This Is Us execrable, have you even seen the show? It's really amazing. A lot of people see ourselves and our families in the Piersons.

[quote]Also, ABC likely knows they would get a fuck ton of blowback for firing her for being fat from all of the Frauen that watch that execrable show.

Only from people like you who don't know the show is on NBC.

Oh, and for both you AND R500 - she doesn't work for NBC. The show is produced by 20th Century Fox.

Does it really matter? ABC, or NBC buys the show from 20th Century Fox?

They better come up with a new title for when she drops dead. I suggest This Is One Less Of Us.

HERE COME THE ULTRA FAT FRAUEN!

ABC/NBC/CBS/WTF...it doesn't matter who owns or airs the show. By her own words, it was written into her contract that she had to lose weight to be on the show. Her weight loss "journey" as you Frauen would call it, was supposed to be her main storyline. She has since gained considerable weight. She is still on the show. Those are the facts. Oh, and she can't act. Another fact. If it was any other situation, she would have been fired or replaced. For some reason Chrissy has them by the short hairs. I do think they don't want to deal with a wave of fat Frauen descending upon them like a flab tsunami.

I'm sure this show makes all the fat ass frauen watching in their camel toe yoga pants happy that they are only 100 pounds overweight, have husbands and can wipe their asses or insert a Tampon.

Exactly, r512 It's like messy people who love to watch Hoarders so they can think "Well, at least I'm not THAT bad". So, basically, Chrissy's fan base is actually watching and praising her for their own selfish reasons. Not on the merit of her acting ability or whatever she would like to be taken seriously for. They are gawking just as anyone would, only in their case, with a sigh of relief, thinking "Well at least I'm not THAT fat"

R509, Still, NBC has input on the show.

Chrissy, does have a strange shape - she has a huge upper GUNT.

Is that hereditary or what?

I giver her props for being able to lug all that around every day. I have always been fit and really into working out. A couple of years ago I shattered my rib cage and tore all the cartilage there. It was all I could do to get out of bed in the morning for about a year and 1/2. I put on 35 pounds and I could feel it killing me. It made everything difficult. Anyone who doesn't see her being over 300lbs must be looking at her with one eye. She's a disgusting pig.

I'm out.

Lane, you'd have to change your name to Freeway Bryant to dress that walking trashcan.

[quote] Is that hereditary or what?

I'll have you know that it takes a lot of hard work to cultivate a gunt like that!

I wonder if she sleeps propped up.

R520 she probably sleeps with a CPAP to help her breath at night.

Fuck you all! We love her.

Couldn't she get liposuction on her gut? Do they put you under for that?

They'd have to put her at least six feet under.

Do you think she ever asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?".

What kills me is the guy playing her plus-sized husband actually wears a fat suit of sorts to appear larger than he really is. How does Chrissy handle that humiliation?

[quote]She’s most likely to die on the shitter.

Been there, done that.

It's a bitch ain't it?

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Twins!

She needs to hibernate.

She has the voice of a fat person.

R500 No way are those her measurements.

Look what you did she read this thread and jumped to her death.

R533, I think her measurements are more along the lines of 147-150-146.

R534, JFC where did you get that picture? Lol!

LOL R534!

Looking at her really does act as a junk food deterrent. And coming back from Disneyworld and seeing men far younger than myself with really huge stomachs helps.

This give you a got size scale

You guys are harsh. Don't forget that the camera add 10 lbs.

r521=Kelly Osbourne

Insert SAG pun here.

R539 how the fuck did she squeeze in that seat?!

better yet I want to see her get out of it.

Can you imagine the botoxed silk satin roadkill trail she would have left behind had she been squeezed into a mid-row seat?

I hope she gets help. She could be dead in 5 years. If it's in her contract to lose weight she would have started by now. She looks heavier than when the show began.

R546 It is in her contract by her own admission. She spoke about how excited she was for the motivation or some such sack of lies. She IS heavier than when she started the show. Forget dead, she should have been fired when those fresh pounds started to pile on.

I surprised she can even fit in a seat at the end of a row.

I feel for her. Just about all of the other actors in the cast are very attractive and in great shape. I wonder if being seeing and working with all these good looking people day after day has made her more depressed and caused the "eating of her emotions" to get out of control. They should stage an intervention.

I'll bet anything the cast/crew/etc. tried an intervention once and she probably threw a massive shit fit. I can see her completely losing it and screaming her fat face off. I get the vibe people walk on eggshells when it comes to dealing with her. The only intervention that might work is if the execs threaten to kill off her character if she doesn't comply with her contract. I think she values food over money, but you gotta have one to have the other...

[quote] You guys are harsh. Don't forget that the camera add 10 lbs.

Yeah, ten pounds per square inch.

R550 Isn't her character pregnant? It's not unthinkable for someone as obese as her to die while giving birth. Her heart would not be able to sustain pregnancy anyway. Easy way out for the showrunners.

What should we call Part Two? We are headed there. All Things Chrissy Metz? Too boring? My wit is in the shop.

How about "Chrissy Metz Weighs in on the SAG Awards"?

I liked This Is One Less Of Us- the Chrissy Metz Story.

For when she drops dead and they rename the show.

I do like that one r555 but yeah, probably best to save it for the inevitable ending.

Thats good r554,, but since the Saggy awards are now over, how about Let's Weigh In On Chrissy Metz? the Let's is optional.

[quote]I'll bet anything the cast/crew/etc. tried an intervention once and she probably threw a massive shit fit. I can see her completely losing it and screaming her fat face off.

Like an alcoholic when you confront them about their drinking and pour all their booze down the sink. It's the same idea.

I wonder if she has a "Lucky You" tramp stamp above her crack.

To say that these comments are offensive is an understatement. How can you be so awful? She is a beautiful and inspirational person to millions of women? Why can't any of you look beyond the obvious and see that?

Craft services table on the This Is Us set.

I'm going to pretend you are being sarcastic r560 But in the event you aren't. What exactly do you find inspirational about her? Genuine question.

R562 she's an inspiration for people to eat themselves to death. This planet has about one billion people too many. Let's start with American TV audiences and work our way down.

She could lose weight AND be a humanitarian by donating half of her daily horf to Darfur Orphan. He could feed the entire fucking orphanage for a week on what she eats for a "light" lunch.

How do we know she eats a lot? She could have a perfectly normal, healthy diet, but have glandular issues causing the weight gain.

There are probably more flies around Chrissy's nether regions than there are around the Darfur Orphan.

Another call for entries for the title of Part Two to add to the contenders upthread. I wish we could do in-thread polls, we will have to do it informally.

R565 I know, right? Poor thing survives on a handful of steamed broccoli all day.

I watch My six hundred Pound Life and the fattest ones often have the most complications R481. Theyre all required to lose fifty or so poinds in a few weeks to prove they can do it, and I never get why they don't just try and keep doing it themselves after that. If you can lose fifty pounds in a month or two on your own, then why bother with risky surgery? Just keep doing what you're doing.

This Is One Giant Fat Hog - Chrissy Metz part 2

"This Is Bus: The Chrissy Metz Story"

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I guarantee, if she was locked up and only given three regular meals a day, her glandular issues would disappear.

Part Two title entries so far, a couple more added. After I asked my partner "Hey, is there a word that rhymes with "Metz" that relates to weight?" I was told I spend too much time on DL and that I should get a hobby. Fucker doesn't understand that the DL IS my hobby...

All Things Chrissy Metz

Chrissy Metz Weighs in on the SAG Awards

This Is One Less Of Us- the Chrissy Metz Story (likely best saved for the inevitable, but great title)

Weigh In On Chrissy Metz

Let's Weigh In On Chrissy Metz

This Is One Giant Fat Hog - Chrissy Metz part 2

This Is Bus: The Chrissy Metz Story

Chrissy Metz: Gluttony Or Glandular?

Chrissy Metz: A DL Intervention

Keep them coming, bitches.

I'm not going to pick on her because I honestly feel that she's suiciding, in slow motion, but normalizing obesity is a mistake.

It's not just diabetes and heart attack that you have to worry about when you're obese.

W&W R571!

I vote "This is Bus: The Chrissy Metz Story" for thread 2.

I second This is Bus: The Chrissy Metz Story for the next thread.

There are already a number of not-full-yet Chrissy threads out there. Why not fill those up first?

Are sure the photo at R561 wasn't taken in the Oval Office?

r578 Many of them are event specific, or dated. Chrissy seems to deserve her own dedicated threads like many DL faves have. I'm open though. Which ones did you have in mind?

Can someone explain the “glandular” excuse?

The laws of thermodynamics are immutable. Calories in, calories out.

(Hey, I don’t like it, either, but it’s a hard fact. We’re all gonna die someday, too.)

Chrissy Metz: Livin' large

Title: Chrissy Metz and her lugnut reinforced furniture.

"Breaking: Chrissy Metz Devours Her Competition for the Emmy"

"Jussie, You Gonna Eat That Sandwich?"

r580 How about this one? (Part I filled up at 600, but Part 2 stalled at 13)

I like that idea, saves the time of setting up a new thread, It isn't dated or event related. As much as I love This is Bus, this may be the easiest way. Next 11 posts should be a Yay or Nay. Yay = existing thread, posted above or Nay, create a new thread: This is Bus: The Chrissy Metz Story. Please leave room to post link to whatever thread is chosen.

Chrissy Metz: What's All The Fuss?

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Great r589 from the looks of those pinned pupils, I wonder if she's on opiates too. If so, that could be contributing to the eating issue, or at least her latest weight gain (She looked a fair bit thinner in those pictures from 2016 upthread. Eminem said all of the Vicodin he took made him constantly hungry, and in the depths of it is when he put on all of that weight (only about 1/16th of a Chrissy though)

The Whales of August, September and October: Chrissy Metz.

OK, existing thread wins. Link below:

Chrissy Metz:-Her Best Fashion Moments

[quote]Chrissy Metz: A DL Intervention

I'm liking this one so far.

She needs every drop on makeup she wears on her face.

Fuck all you cruel DL queens!!!

Fucking hell, no one likes this bitch. How the hell was she allowed to go out in public, let alone an event in that...atrocity at r596 ?

Does her gunt stink?

Her gunt smells like roses!

R578, was that a little referential jokie you were making in your query; i.e., "not filled up yet"?

she can barely get her hands to touch around the front. There is NO WAY she can reach to wipe her ass without an assisting device. None.