Colton Hayes Already Divocing

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lmao

....

how funny

his pussy got worn out fast.

party on ho!

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Bitch put ur falsies in straight.

Now when are Tommy and Gio divorcing?

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surgery is scheduled for Monday to restore little colty's hymen...

If Colton could stop spamming this thread it would be great.

she wants a bigger dowry, hee hee

Will need a bigger dick to get that...

GIVE BACK THE WEDDING PRESENTS YA SUCKER

she has pussy blisters???

He dropped his married name already.

I don't know her

Don’t know if they’re divorcing or if Colton is just suffering from some sort of breakdown.

Colton Hayes may be divorcing, but Colton Haynes is still happily married and in a loving committed relationship. The poor guy has had quite a year of sadness.

You can say he’s still married, but not happily married. They’re obviously having problems.

He dropped “Leatham” from his name and went back to Colton Haynes.

All pics of Jeff have been erased from his Instagram.

All pics and references to the wedding have been erased from Instagram.

And he made this post 6 days ago, around the time he made the changes. Just a black image with no caption or anything:

Drama Queen

Who cheated? Did Colton's fatness get in the way of true love?

If anything Colton probably dumped Jeff.

He got fat.

When you're just a trophy wife, you can't do that.

He got fat while his top is still attractive enough to get someone else. Big mistake.

R22 Took 10 seconds of scrolling to find pictures of Jeff & the wedding. Sure, seems he's removed a lot of them but not all of them like people are claiming.

Is he having one of his manic episodes?

We've been discussing the collapse of their marriage since yesterday,

Also what is with that "this is fake poster".

Yes, it is perfectly normal for married couples to unfollow each on social media. Nothing at all suspicious of Colton removing Leatham's name.

Worst R1 EVER.

Hard to believe this. They’ve married for how many months?

Oh it must be so grand to be Colton Hayes.

Pussy blisters are no laughing matter.

It was terrible that Colton was denied communion for the duration of his marriage, but now he can return to Catholicism and write an autobiography entitled "My Life in Three Acts"... except that he has three acts to go to round out the experience.

R33 Still longer than Britney Spears.

*sigh*

They’ve unfollowed each other. It’s over.

r34 his name is Colton [bold]Haynes[/bold]

This bitch.

I hooked up with Jeff when he lived in Paris and was doing flowers for the George V hotel. This was right when he was starting to become semi-famous. I knew his marriage to Colton wouldn't last. Jeff is not the marrying kind, at least not yet. Maybe in 5-10 years, but not yet.

*sad trombone*

What a loser thing to do

R42 - Please kiss and tell! Good lover? Nice body? Big cock?

SPLITSVILLE!

I wonder if TMZ actually has "sources" other than what we all noticed from their social media (and DL was on the case first!). They give no actual details.

So, it's official.

DL crowd was right about this wedding. The next few months gonna be interesting.

R49 How is using deleted Instagram pics as their source "official"?

Cause we're speaking about Colton, not your 80 years old aunt.

The husband’s flower arrangements are tacky, nouveau trash.

The husband looks like a meth sore grew legs

Well, nobody's going to want his stretched out hole anymore.

Who the hell splits six months after the wedding?! So trashy and they must both be severely damaged people. Also, good luck getting celebs to show up to your second wedding.

The flower arranger guy looks a bit worn out.

Also, "Colton Hayes Already Divocing"

If the second wedding is to another celeb, then they might show.

No wonder Colton was getting fat. He was stress eating.

Is this really official? Poor Colton...he has it rough.

[quote]Poor Colton...he has it rough.

I can't imagine the pain.

Another article

I have no idea why Haynes would be in the least bit interested in the unattractive Leatham, who looks ten years older than his actual age. And anyone looking at a pic of the two of them would know this couldn't last. They seem severely mismatched.

[quote] I have no idea why Haynes would be in the least bit interested in the unattractive Leatham

[quote] They seem severely mismatched

Everybody wants to live the "dream." The dream wedding, the dream husband, the dream wedding. Even if all the warning signs are there.

And then reality hits.

He's like the Countess LuAnn of the gay world.

Why is Leatham trying to give Blue Steel in r61 ‘s photo?

Embarrassing.

That's pretty long term for a gay relationship.

Remember his wedding the girlish diamond engagement ring, Cher serenading them, Kris Jenner marrying them, or how every moment was captured on Instagram, how phony this entire wedding was...lmao.

Colton needs to grow the fuck up.

Oh well.

Annulment?

This will be a routine occurrence for this whore. My bet is married and divorced 5 times, the last one to a boytoy 30 years his junior.

Was there a pre-nup?

Is he done with Arrow? Maybe he can just present his tight hole to Greg Berlanti and get a lead on a CW show...oh nevermind

Barlanti got himself a jock bottom Whore.

After all the trouble they went with their wedding. I’m sure there will be tell all interview coming out soon.

[quote]Hard to believe this. They’ve married for how many [bold]weeks[/bold]?

Fixed it for you darling.

[quote]Who the hell splits six months after the wedding?!

Cupcake, HW is littered with the corpses of such marriages.

We can only imagine his pain.

And people were asking why I didn't attend that shitfest wedding.

R77 He needs the pain of big dicks opening up his willing used mancunt to help ease this pain.

Trash! Pregnant and divorced.

What a scandal!

R78 Working is usually a good enough reason.

Maybe the husband didn't want him to work.

He wanted Colty to be a stay-at-home trophy.

That is definitely not true r82. Jeff was already ribbing Colton for not working in some of their instagram stories.

TV STAR MANAGES TO HAVE IT ALL! CAREER! HOME! FAMILY!

I think they both expected the other to contribute more financially.

#noprenup

Fuck r36 and the Catholic Church.

Sucker.

I don't wish these two ill, but gay men should never fool themselves into thinking monogamy works for them.

It rarely happens. Guys are horny, we want variety and men having sex with men is extremely easy to come by.

If any gay man enters into a supposedly "monogamous" commitment, they're both lying to themselves. It's better to negotiate the terms by which they're going to cruise for Strange.

I guess this BI is about Colton's divorce.

[quote] This young actor has been married less than a year. It was a huge mistake. And now it’s over.

[quote] The marriage was sorta volatile anyway, but he was shocked to find out that [his spouse] was cheating on him, hooking up on one of those sites like Tinder or whatever. He only found out because one of his friends created a fake profile as bait. It was almost too easy. Dude is devastated.

[quote] Must be painful to get shot through the heart like that!

Shot through the heart (by an arrow in the clipart picture of said BI) = Arrow

Tinder or whatever = Grindr?

Colton should team up with Dylan Geick which would make them Datalounge Power Couple no. 1!

[QUOTE]I don't wish these two ill, but gay men should never fool themselves into thinking monogamy works for them.

Bullshit. Monogamy works just fine for mature gay men.

Tommy and Gio are pulling out their switchblades for you R90

The impression from the articles is that Leatham was cheating on Haynes. Unbelievable as it seems, since Haynes is by far the more attractive of the two.

[Quote] Unbelievable as it seems, since Haynes is by far the more attractive of the two.

I don't think looks is necessarily a factor when it comes to cheating.

Whenever a starlet adds their husband's name to their own you know it's going to fail.

Farrah Fawcett Majors, Eva Longoria Parker, Elizabeth Taylor Fortensky, Courteney Cox Arquette, Pamela Anderson Lee, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Robin Wright Penn...

If one of them cheated, I would put money on it being Jeff.

Colton has always wanted to be this romantic fantasy, Jeff had been living his life and never seemed interested in settling down til Colton came around.

I agree R94. My boyfriend has borderline personality disorder and even though he is more attractive than me, I am ready to bail. It would be so nice just to be with someone who isn't always trying to accuse me of cheating or being paranoid that I'm talking to other guys. Looks aren't everything.

So shocking and unexpected. If these two can't make it work, who can?

Jeff must be 10x6 to pull all these guys.

Datalounge likes to act like Jeff is ugly but he isn't, he is a handsome guy for his age. And he is very successful. I'm sure he never had a problem getting laid.

Sorry, but we are not made for marriage. We are too fickle beings too exited about new, shiny things. Close companionship is super nice, but not when it comes with restrictions like monogamy.

Doctor Who has the right idea. Get a new companion, to travel with you, and then dump the companion (and your own apperance) after a while.

[Quote] So shocking and unexpected. If these two can't make it work, who can?

So I guess the cheating was the reason for their break up...oh well.

The unfollowing made it seem SO REAL.

Why the pretty bipo married that old fug anyway ? When you 're a famous actor you can do anything. You can grab them by the anus.

[quote]My boyfriend has borderline personality disorder and even though he is more attractive than me, I am ready to bail.

Be prepared for suicide threats.

I have to say this one tears me apart more than even Liza and David Gest. It just seemed destined to last forever.

Will they return the wedding gifts??

My trash whore cousin started divorce proceedings after less than 3 months, was separated from the loser husband less than one month in. Not only did she keep all the wedding gifts, she never even sent a thank you note!

This bitch is now on husband number 2, and I have not acknowledged their union.

She’s also 24 years old, but her parents are supposedly quality people.

Fucking trash.

Have people started dragging Jeff on Twitter yet? Who cheats on a Colton Haynes?

I do believe the Blind Item above and the split is a result of Jeff cheating and Colton be a quite dim sucker who believes in true love and fidelity. He is a walking talking young anime bear cub, the poor dear.

Jeff has a great body and a big dick. The thirsty bottoms were probably lining up around the block for a chance of a ride on it.

[quote]Colton be a quite dim sucker who believes in true love and fidelity. He is a walking talking young anime bear cub, the poor dear.

I love you for that first sentence, r110.

But doll, that's not anime.

yeah know its not anime. but how much time to put into this. TOUGH audience!

Wasn't one of the Kardashians only married for two days?

This makes me almost wan to start reading the Colton Haynes thread series. Almost.

This makes me almost WANT to start ...

Don't bother, r115. Too many teenage fangirls. There's one in particular, that shits up the threads with her teenage diary prose, whose forehead I'd like to knock on.

I actually don't think the Colton Haynes threads are that bad in terms of infested with fangurls r115.

Oh the humanity!

Poor Colton. He doesn't seem to have a thick enough skin to get through these sort of public drama. Hope he has a big enough support system.

[quote]Hope he has a big enough support system.

And the fat jokes keep coming

[quote]Who the hell splits six months after the wedding?!

Happens all the time in Hollywood.

Poor Colton. He seems sweet. I'd like to lick his pits.

see - bear

[quote]I don't wish these two ill, but gay men should never fool themselves into thinking monogamy works for them.

Girl, please. R88, marriage works fine for many gay men in monogamous relationships.

Even Helen Keller knew a marriage between these two wasn't going to last.

The major first indicator should have been the speed at which these two hooked up and walked down the isle.

The second indicator was when Colton started instagramming about Jeff making fun of his weight gain and then showing him doing it ... that was a huge nail in the coffin.

Colton returning to Arrow will hopefully give him the stability he needs during this time.

That Jeff is bully. Colton - RUN! Good for you.... I bet his friends did tell him to walk.

Also, Jeff's flowers are TERRIBLE

I pity the minder on the Arrow set. Colty is an emotional mess on good days even. And I pity the set janitors cos he often talks about anxiety puking.

r125 Give me some examples.

So, which emotional support animal will Colton get?

How old is Jeff Leatham?

He looks too old for Colton.

I think he's 47.

I'm embarrassed for them both!

[quote] Colton should team up with Dylan Geick which would make them Datalounge Power Couple no. 1!

Oh, PUH-LEEZE!

A) They're both bottoms.

B) Colton is an actual celebrity, and Dylan is a thirsty nobody.

Get real.

Should Colton Haynes hook up with Adam Rippon?

[quote] Should Colton Haynes hook up with Adam Rippon?

Again, both BOTTOMS.

Now you know why he stuck with Jeff. It's hard to find a good top, because they're rare.

Unfortunately, they usually always sleep around.

It’s hard for a top to keep it in his pants when there’s so many bottoms bending over.

Should Colton Haynes date Shawn Mendes?

I do love watching love go wrong. I cannot lie.

No, I think Chace Crawford works some. Manolo Vergara would be a better bet. Plus he has that little dog so he'd take Colton's yapping more in stride.

Ok, who is this "BOTTOM" psychic? Because she seems to know her stuff.

I've really grown to love Colton, over the years.

At first I used to hate him because I was jealous of his good looks and seemingly perfect life, but over the years, I've gotten to see that he's quite vulnerable and has a gentle side, as well as a genuinely "nice guy" side.

His friends seem to love him, as does his family.

So surprise, surprise, I'm actually rooting for this guy that I used to hate, and I hope he finds something good after this shit storm farce of a marriage.

[quote] Should Colton Haynes date Shawn Mendes?

Strike three.

Bottoms NEVER date bottoms jeez their must be some clueless fraus up in here.

R144 so you hated him for his looks only and not because he was one of the most obviouw ridiculous closet cases ever?

That definitely had something to do with it, R147.

A big part, actually. I started warming up to him after he came out.

Actors should not be in a relationship or be parents and they don't know how to be friends.

None of them.

It's always about them. Always.

Let this be a lesson for everybody that you shouldn't buy into the perfect lives that you see portrayed on Instagram and Facebook. Nine times out of ten, it's fake and exaggerated.

Do you remember all the posts from Colton showing the romantic things that Jeff had done for him. We all felt so jealous and depressed over their perfect life, and come to find out, it was all a big lie.

I know someone who fell into the same trap, was so focused on the wedding and fantasy that the reality of the other person was missed although many of us tried to point it out.

You have to be happy within yourself or you can be a sitting duck for people.

He seems hurt and humiliated, better to get to rage, it makes the next steps easier.

R139 a hard man is good to find

[quote] We all felt so jealous and depressed over their perfect life

Speak for yourself...

I can feel R153 seething with jealousy and bitterness through that post!

I think Colty will have no choice but to return back to his cheating husband. He has no real aspirations to get steady work in order to sustain himself, is too old to go back to escorting, and emotionally he's a mess. This might just be it.

A long time ago I said Tyler Posey was his soulmate, of course I knew his marriage to the florist would never work. Colty has commitment issues.

[quote]He has no real aspirations to get steady work in order to sustain himself,

He already signed on to be a series regular for the upcoming "Arrow" season.

Hollywood is soul crushing.

Maybe he should consider doing something other than acting.

Can he still model? Or does he have any other options?

who wants to be seen with gayface Haynes every nite at the bars.

FREEDOM !

[quote] so you hated him for his looks only and not because he was one of the most obviouw ridiculous closet cases ever?

I forgot about this, but I was also annoyed by him when he was traveling all over the world with his gay posse.

It was Colton, Zac Quinto, the guy from Desperate Housewives, etc. They're just the kind of people you love to hate.

I wonder how much of Colton's desire to be married, was due to the happiness that his gay brother has with his own husband.

I don't think that Colton was jealous of his brother, but he probably just wanted the same thing.

Unfortunately, it was with the wrong person.

His brother, on the other hand, looks very happy.

I just scrolled allll the way down here to say:

I don't really care.

[quote] Looks aren't everything.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You don't know any gay people, do you.

[quote]Maybe he should consider doing something other than acting.

Greg Berlanti probably needs a pool boy.

[quote] . He only found out because one of his friends created a fake profile as bait.

We all need more friends like that.

R160 Which one is his brother? Brother and husband look like twins.

I believe that his brother is the one in the middle.

Haynes will pay him alimony

Colton has a nice singing voice. Didn't know that.

The LSA thread on this has a poster who claims to have dated Jeff. He say that Jeff is nice but he can be controlling and that he was in a rush for love.

I know some DLers have an account over there. Ask the poster to confirm that Jeff is a top!

well ms Haynes sho aint one...

Now Colton can return to the lover he was destined to be with, Jerreth.

R157 can he still model? Girl are you trying to be funny?

R170 right ms Haynes is a total bottom who doesn't like to get sucked.

Send Colty my way. I'll take care of him. I've always liked him from way back when he was on "The Gates". He needs to leave that LA life behind and come to NYC and be with me. LA will steal your soul.

she prefer the LA glory holes to them in NYC

R169 I find it hard to believe that Jeff dated a bitchy black queen.

really, child.

plum nasty.

[Quote] Now Colton can return to the lover he was destined to be with, Jerreth.

Eh....

[QUOTE]Send Colty my way. I'll take care of him.

Colto wants a celebrity. He won’t settle for a mere mortal like us.

Jerreth has his skinny bottom slut already.

colton girl git on trimspa!!!!

Damn. The older one is fug. That’s the best Colton could do for a sugar daddy? Come on, now.

jeff is not that fug and he's got a nice dick and body look at bloated Colton now if it wasn't for his eyes he would be the ugly one.

Wow, Jerreth at R178 is f-in hot!

Colton really missed the boat on that one.

R184 doesn't get out much. The unfortunately named Jerreth is basic at best.

Show us YOUR photo, R185.

Then we'll decide who's the real BASIC BITCH here.

Colton was doing very well when he was with Trey. He seemed really happy and he was coming to terms with some of the issues he has. This whole Jeff thing has been a big detour for the last year. Now he can get back on track.

[quote]Actors should not be in a relationship or be parents and they don't know how to be friends. None of them. It's always about them. Always.

Think of the actors who have been in successful, long term relationships - they usually have one thing in common - they all ended up with partners who had no problem staying in the background and I mean deep background.

The couples that have stayed together and been successful parents: usually have one partner that was willing to kick it at home and not be the breadwinner.

You're right that for actors, it is all about them, and they need partners that are willing to let it be all about them.

I'll also add that none of them have ever bothered to put their relationships on display. That usually ends up being a killer for couples.

[quote]Do you remember all the posts from Colton showing the romantic things that Jeff had done for him. We all felt so jealous and depressed over their perfect life, and come to find out, it was all a big lie.

Hahaha. Speak for yourself, many of us knew things couldn't be perfect.

I missed Colty's "Trey years," R187.

Who's Trey?

[quote] The couples that have stayed together and been successful parents: usually have one partner that was willing to kick it at home and not be the breadwinner.

[quote] You're right that for actors, it is all about them, and they need partners that are willing to let it be all about them.

However, in this case, Colton was perfectly willing to be in the background. And he's the actor.

It's the husband who was the cheating asshole, in this case.

You can't put this on Colton.

I can see Colton walking around his house in a flowing caftan singing this beautiful song....

Colton Haynes and Harry Styles. Mark my words.

colty aint getting no younger

he better snag a rich fun one quick!

Pick One:

Colton and Tom Daley = ColTom

Colton and Gio Benitex = Coltio

Colton and Matt Bomer = Coltomer

Colton and Ricky Martin = Coltin

Colton and Matt Dallas = Callas

Colton and Nate Berkus = Coltus

Colton and Cheyenne Jackson = Coltyenne

Colton and Michael Sam = Colsam

Colton and Gus Kenworthy = ColKen

Colton and Adam Rippon = Colpon

he too old or Nellie for them...or poor.

Trey was the boyfriend he had right before Jeff. They were hanging out for a few months, then suddenly Colton deleted their pics from his instagram a la Jeff.

Trey finally has a clothing line going after that stalled HI8Us folly with Colton.

R194, Colton and Tom Daley would be Coley.

Btw did the batshit crazy "this is fake" spammer apologize? There are some weird fuckers that post here.

[quote]He already signed on to be a series regular for the upcoming "Arrow" season.

Why do they want him?

Arrow is a mystery.

so bad its good?

I guess the 'studs' on it warrant a bit of an audience....

mercy its crumby.

R185, you're out of your mind. Jerreth is insanely hot.

Jerreth is hot and seems to have a good sense of humor.

[quote]However, in this case, Colton was perfectly willing to be in the background. And he's the actor. It's the husband who was the cheating asshole, in this case. You can't put this on Colton.

R190, Colton was not even close to being the vicinity of the background, child!

Jeff has a whole career and lots of other things going on. He was not going to follow behind Colton.

Jeff cheated, which is bad, but that wasn't their only problem.

I also see Colton wrote a whole song about it and if you listen to it carefully, Colton says he already knew how Jeff was. He still married him anyway and thought he'd grow up.

And that article also mentions that he had stopped talking to his friends - gee, I wonder why that was? Perhaps they had some things to say that he didn't want to hear.

You're entreating people to listen carefully to the song when you missed the lyric "I put up with six long years of our dirty secret". The song is about his ex boyfriend, not Jeff.

[quote]come to NYC and be with me. LA will steal your soul.

and be with the Harvey Weinstein, Roger Stone, and Brian Singers of this world? No thanks. Nothing in L.A could ever be so repulsive.

Monogamy RARELY works in gay relationships. It's time to stop lying to yourselves.

They were both wasted at the ceremony. Not a good sign.

R207 it doesn't work in straight relationships either memaw!

Divorce rates don't lie. And a busy schedule, like actors usually have (filming, promoting, etc.) makes it even harder on marriage. You can't expect people to stay in some dubious background while the other one does all sorts of things (even if the partner says he's ok with it - it just creates a weird dynamic). Same goes with "sugar daddies" keeping their trophy husbands while screwing other guys on the side and yet freaking out when the boy toy husband's checks out other guys.

And making fun of someone's weight gain? That shows you right there that no real love will ever come from such a passive agressive and manipulative douchebag.

R207 Being monogamous or not is a sexual preference/orientation. People are wired the way they are and don't change really. The trick is to find a partner wired like you, be honest and take time to learn about each other.

The only thing that will bring balance to the force is for Colton and Jerreth to reunite.

R209 I'm younger than you, grand dad, and I get that gay dudes are lying to themselves about monogamy. Just keep up your fantasy, because you deserve the heartbreak.

R211 You and grand dad at R209 are derailing my statement. I never said it was a sexual preference, nor an orientation. What the fuck?

That husband was fug, I don't care if he had a 20 inch dick. And a florist- please.

R213 I was responding to your statement not derailing it. Responding with connects is how this thing works.

R215 Putting words in my mouth is not "respond with connects". Odd.

R213 doubt it memaw lol

R217 Doubt all you want. It is doubtful that your boyfriend will give you the monogamy that you think you so desire, but it will only bring you heartache.

Everyone cheats on Colton.

He sounds like a mess.

And/or maybe he has tinymeat.

This 2016 OUT interview gives a lot of information about his family background, mental health issues, etc.:

People with any kind of mental health issues should not take on a career in Hollywood. It makes things far, far worse. But then, if we are being honest: Who doesn't have some kind of mental health issue (past trauma, OCD, etc.)?

Jeff is sex on a stick and has a huge cock++ that all men want. Colton feel in love with the huge dick = more lust than love.

How do we know that Jeff has a huge cock, R222?

Do you think Cotton is a bottom?

Jeff does look sexy enough. But there are plenty of sexy men out there and if Jeff can't give what Colton wants I am sure there is one out there who can.

A tinymeat is not a problem for a bottom.

[quote]People with any kind of mental health issues should not take on a career in Hollywood.

That would dramatically reduce the amount of people who work in Hollywood.

Many famous and successful people in Hollywood over the past century have had mental health issues.

Kids, today's word is: BOTTOM!

[quote] That would dramatically reduce the amount of people who work in Hollywood.

And with all the shit Hollywood releases these days this would be a bad thing, because ... ?

R229, my point is that lots of great actors, directors and writers over the past century of Hollywood have had mental health issues.

We would be losing out on a lot of great people if we eliminated everyone from Hollywood who ever had a mental health issue.

He could date Shawn Mendes.

[quote] We would be losing out on a lot of great people if we eliminated everyone from Hollywood who ever had a mental health issue.

You may have difficulty to understand, but crazy people make entertainment for crazy people. You like crazy shit? That tells a lot more about you than you think.

All the Hollywood blockbuster entertainment is for lazy people and what would you call people who do all these lame reboots and remakes? Lazy.

Colto doesn't lile black guys other wise he would have been the rock's fuck toy.

who in right mind would stay marry to colty?

fug gayface ugh wug mug

no

No need to act like Colton is fug cause you know he's not.

But living with him must be a hell.

Colty probably has a nice inviting chocolate starfish that brings all the boys to the yard.

'Gay marriage ' hahaha Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha

[quote]I have no idea why Haynes would be in the least bit interested in the unattractive Leatham, who looks ten years older than his actual age. And anyone looking at a pic of the two of them would know this couldn't last. They seem severely mismatched.

Maybe...just maybe HE found Leatham attractive. Weird how trolls on DL--like yourself-- ALWAYS project the failure of gay relationships on their own insecurities and shallowness. The sad thing is….you’re probably way too old to be this naive.

$$$$$$$$

R238 = Colton

What is he on ? Morphine ? I have never seen anyone lose their looks that fast

Bottoms with a daddy fetish would definitely find Leatham attractive he has a big nose and real beady eyes but a nice smile and decent body and domineering personality so all together it works.

R241 Dear have you not seen the two british princes? i agree Colty is losing his looks just as fast though.

Nope, Colton still has his hair.

bitch strung out

give bak the marry presents ho

NOW

William always looked like a horse under is head of hair, but fire crotch is a hot number, and they look healthy. Colton looks like is on a crash diet of booze/morphine

He's pregnant with bodyguard Tim Chung's baby. Oh wait, that's the other famewhore.

Oh that's sad news and looks like it's true.

I think this "break up" might be fake.Maybe it's a publicity stunt before they announce that they're having a baby(or twins) via surrogacy.

she sterile, cant make no baby

Honestly Colton should admit he’s in love with Stephen Amell and move on.

[quote]I think this "break up" might be fake.Maybe it's a publicity stunt before they announce that they're having a baby(or twins) via surrogacy.

That's something Tom Daley & Dustin Lance Black would do.

Doubt it’s fake since Jeff has a service-industry career and therefore an interest in presenting himself as capable, trustworthy & responsible - all of which are totally undermined by this idiocy.

If I was Jeff I would have cheat too. But I would have never marry Colton to begin with too.

I thought they were adopting. Weren’t there Instagram posts about that?

R220, that article is sad.

[Quote] I thought they were adopting. Weren’t there Instagram posts about that?

Colton talked anout wanting to have a kid immediately. He even had "father to be" or "soon to be father" in his Instagram bio.

Thank Lord, nobody would give Colton a baby.

Jeff maybe will back to his ex. Colto needs someone older than him but not too old.

Wonder how his brother seemed to end up so much more stable? How could it have been such a huge deal that he was gay if his brother was gay too? His brother seems to be in a happy, stable relationship, Colton has work to do on himself before that could be him, including stabilizing his bipolar disorder. Too much chaos and neediness does not attract quality, stable men.

Charlie Carver should try to play matchmaker for Colton and Tuc Watkins. He comes complete with kids, too.

Colton and kids does not seem like a good idea right now.

[Quote] A long time ago I said Tyler Posey was his soulmate

I don't think anyone else has ever said this before lol

I dont think Tyler is gay/bi

R264 I can see him being bi.

Posey is trash, Colton needs someone to guide him not someone even worse.

Come to think of it. Isn't Tyler Posey promoting a movie right now? Dating his former co-star would be some good publicity.

Dating is former co-star not even divorced, yeah good PR, no one said ever.

R266 How is he trash?

R267 Truth Or Dare...it looks terrible.

Colton denies his latesst song being about jeff

The lyrics make it very obvious it isn't about Jeff, as many other posters have said.

Colton is desperate and sad but not enough to not play games.

That article at R220 is very sad, but I had to laugh at his quote, "“If one more person tells me I have champagne problems,” says Haynes, “I’m going to break the champagne bottle over their head.”

He does seem to have a good sense of humor.

Also, I had no idea that he was SO out since he was 14 years old. You never would have guessed, from all his denials when he was on Teen Wolf. Which is crazy, because he took his boyfriend to the senior prom, and he was voted in as Prom King!

How can you deny you're gay, when so many people know about it???

R273 Podwall

[quote]How can you deny you're gay, when so many people know about it???

Welcome to the early Colton Haynes threads!

All we did was bitch about his efforts to pretend like he can hid his history with Jerreth and pretend like he was straight.

When will the sex video of them come out?

Maybe back then Colty thought his gay past would disappear like Mark L. Walberg.

[quote]Welcome to the early Colton Haynes threads! All we did was bitch about his efforts to pretend like he can hid his history with Jerreth and pretend like he was straight.

Those were the days. Guffawing over the cease and desist letters to websites posting the XY photoshoot, shaking our heads at how people thought those were just from a photoshoot with a random model and not Colton with his boyfriend.

[quote]When will the sex video of them come out? Colton must not take dick pics or video himself jacking off because his laptop was stolen and nothing leaked. Could he really just be using his phone to talk or go or surf the web?

[Quote] Could he really just be using his phone to talk or go or surf the web?

That and so much more.

Dead by Christmas. Count on it.

R280 You're an horrible human being.

Colton's half brother and his man probably both work 9 - 5 s. Having to be on locatiom or on the road for work can easily derail a relationship.

Something tells me the half brother came out later than Colton and that he avoided the shit heaped on Colton (e.g. "Your father commited suicide because you're gay!").

Totally gross and un-funny @ R280.

Asshole.

R277 Mark L Walberg, gameshow host and host of Antiques Roadshow? What's he got to do with it?

Why did they breakup?

R284, He was on a reality series in the Early 1990s and was in a relationship with another man. On MTV?

But his gay past has been expunged!

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Colton is not emotionally together enough to be someone's marital partner r285.

Wasn't Jeff close to 20 years older than Colton?

So Colton and Jeff breaks up exactly at the time Colton posts a song about a bad ex.

Jeff gets a lot of hate and only then does Colton defend him saying that the song was not about Jeff

That seems passive aggressive to me. He had to know what he was doing posting that song at the same time of the breakup. I feel like he wanted Jeff to get some unwarranted shit, and then be on record defending him to look like the good guy

He's 17 years older.

Wow, I had no idea that Colton's mother died. That's just awful.

He's only 29, and lost both his parents. Shit.

I have no doubt that this played a huge role in the breakup.

To think I recorded a video for these bitches!

R292 Where were you since the past two months????? It was big news on DL.

I don't follow the Colto threads.

The only reason I'm posting in this one is because the op's headline, announcing the divorce.

Otherwise, I would never have known.

What happens to their children? Who gets custody?

He should have put up with the cheating. Life isn't kind to a post-30 bottom who got fat and has mental health issues.

R297, Danny Pintauro

They should have an 'open' marriage like most of my gay friends. Trashy, yes. , but it seems that's the only way gay relationships work.

he's going back to Arrow, no?

If that goes a few more years AND he lands another CW series after that he should be fine.

If he's smart.

r290 I thought the same thing. That was next level passive-aggression on Colto's part. He knew exactly what he was doing.

Gay people always being told they can't be monogamous is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Like how boys grow up being told boys don't cry and girls being told they suck at math and science for example. You hear it enough and it translates into limited expectations in life. Monogamy is an option, open relationship is an option, celibacy is an option. All achievable.

Why doesn't Colton find himself a multi-millionaire Goldman Sachs investment banker who wants to add a bit of Hollywood glamour to his life.

Why are minority groups constantly held to different standards than everyone else? You see this all the time with black people, but now gay people too. Just because one gay marriage doesn't work means that gay men can't be married? Have you not seen the mess that straights have made of marriage? Some of you really need to wake the fuck up. Some marriage work and some don't. It has nothing to do with gay or straight.

R303 Colton is like his pals the Kardashians. No self-respecting man of means would touch them with a ten foot pole. Trash attracts trash.

R305 That's only true if you're talking under 50s. Interest from younger men wanes at 50 regardless of wealth, so they'll often lower their standards and consider trashier than they would have done when younger.

Interesting, r306...

Well my young boyfriend was the epitome of class.

Colton is perfect for Calvin Klein

He's too old for CK

CK and CH are both failing brands, so maybe they should team up and try to salvage what they each have left.

Colton could always go the Lindsay Lohan route in Dubai or wherever.

Some of you bitches don't know the difference between shade and deliberate cruelty.

Colton is going to be terrible on "Arrow" next season, once again attempting to portray a believable heterosexual - which Colton is incapable of doing, even in the closeted days.

His recent guest appearances were pretty awful, with him looking bloated and unfit. And mumbling his heterosexual character's lines of love for a woman.

He just hates going to the gym, you can tell it's such a chore for him and being fat and bloated is just in His genes. He will have to get roles as the fat guy and not the hearthrob anymore.

It's weird to see how some of you are reveling and gloating in his misery.

It speaks volumes about your character, or lack thereof.

People who struggle with depression sure have troubles to maintain their daily routine (working out, showering, cleaning your home, doing chores, etc.) when they are in a downward spiral to depression. Given Colton's weight problems I imagine that marriage wasn't a happy one and he was severely depressed (weight gain?). I'd hope now that the sordid chapter is closed he can focus on getting better and get in shape for his career (Arrow).

Pity.

Colton thought that Jeff would fix him and make him feel whole as a person. It just doesn't work that way. You need to be a whole person yourself before you can even think of entering into a relationship with someone else. If you don't do that, you're asking for all kinds of drama centered around insecurity and jealousy. I bet Colton wanted a father-figure more than a romantic partner.

[quote] Given Colton's weight problems

You people are insane. Colton is NOT fat, and I don't know in which universe he would be fat, except in bizarro Datalounge world.

Not only that, he is still more attractive than 99% of the male population.

R320, there is NO detectable jawline in the photo you linked to. Plus, a poncho? Stevie Nicks knew how to use those when her weight fluctuated circa 1983-1986.

Also, on his recent Arrow scenes, Colton had a double chin with zero jawline.

Check out the double-chin in this torture scene (torturous?).

r320, Actors and models (hell, even porn performers) are held to much higher standard when it comes to physical appeal than the average joe. And we are discussing a guy who was / is on shows like Teen Wolf and Arrow famous for their male eye candy.

He has videos on his instagram and he is a total chubster all his photos where he looks decent are 2-3 years old.

May/December romances don’t wear well.

Colton would totally benefit from some instagrom story or webseries where gets back into shape. People love a good comeback story.

Sorry,

Colton would totally benefit from some instagram story or webseries where he gets back into shape. People love a good comeback story.

Or he could embrace his chubbiness and become a bottom bear.

If that makes him happy, sure. But it doesn't make much sense if he wants to be back on Arrow as a chubster.

Were they in front of Jasmine Guy's house?

No jawline?

Um, WRONG! Get a fucking grip.

NO jawline!

He needs Coke Zero instead.

You don't get it for regular flyover land he's average weight for hollywood he's obese!

Those are all OLD photos dear.

Double Chin.

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If living in Hollywood is the same as having to deal with the weight obsessed psychos on this thread, then Colton needs to get out of there, and FAST. For the sake of his sanity.

People like the weight obsessed psychos on this thread are TOXIC to a person's self worth, and being around people like that will bring him nothing but pain.

He needs to get out of Hollywood, and be around normal people. People who won't obliterate him for "having a chin," or not. You fuckers are sick in the head.

Run, Colton!

He is not fat, you gurleens are insane.

Go away body positive fraus!

Paxil+Zoloft + Xanax +Wellbutrin+Ambein+Curevo Gold =EKG line

Colton has a beautifully deep, masculine voice. I was surprised to discover that. I wasn't expecting it from someone who looks rather twinkly. He's a doll. I hope he finds happiness.

twinky, not twinkly.

His voice matches his big fat body now.

Colton Haynes Shuts Down Rumors That Husband Jeff Leatham Cheated: 'He's an Amazing Man'

Girl aint stupid she wants alimony.

I wonder how much Jeff is paying Colton, to make that statement at R343?

Looks like the cheating whore wants to keep his "reputation" intact, so he can go out and find another victim.

Don't blame Jeff he signed on to marry and support a hot sexy twink not a fat porker.

"... officiated by their longtime friend, Kris Jenner."

It was all for show. Colton is so vapid.

This thread is just for you, R346.

Didn't they have plans to have a baby, or am I thinking of another gay couple?

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Watch this stupid drama end and they get back together. Colton calling Jeff an amazing man is the first step.

[quote]You people are insane. Colton is NOT fat, and I don't know in which universe he would be fat, except in bizarro Datalounge world.

Colton admitted he was fat on Instagram and also posted a photo of his swollen trotters not unlike those of his pal Kum. Boy has (medical) issues.

Well are they split, or not???

Tubothee

R350 he aborted it in the toilet one whiff and Jeff was outta there.

R314 Colton really can play a heterosexual character, what are you talking about ?

[quote] a photo of his swollen trotters not unlike those of his pal Kum. Boy has (medical) issues

Could be caused by depression medication, or meds that treat his anxiety.

Btw, who's "Kum?"

R355 Toilet abortions are the worst. Daddy flower wasn't having none of that.

R357 dear take a guess it's easy , K is the clue..

why would jefff wanna wake up to that bloated puss every day??

R360 he doesn't that's why he tried to get a skinny twink's ass on grindr.

For those unfamiliar with J Balvin

R349 Last year for some reason they celebrated father's day at Cheyenne Jackson's house with his family and bragged about how they were going to be dads too very soon.

Colto can do better than tired flower-seller grampa. 17 years is too big of an age difference.

Hot model colto from 5 years ago could definitly do better. But the fat bloated mess that's almost 30 that Colto is now?

I love all the fat trolling in this thread! Hahahaha!

Colton needs a willing bear.

Any volunteers?

I’m a muscle bear but Colton’s too old and fat now to be putting up with his mental issues. I can still grab young Latin twinks who are 10 years younger than him, half the trouble and ride dick all night with that bubble butt bouncing to reggaeton beats.

Poor Jeff had no clue what he was in for.

I see Jeff the cheating whore Leatham has invaded this thread, calling Colton fat.

Pathetic piece of garbage.

It's not like Colto can't go to the gym. Jeff is stuck with that face!

Colton should have started on the waist training earlier.

Jesus, he looks awful.

r373 look past it... AT THAT DECOR!

Lord, did he quit going to the gym completely?

Titty No-Triceps at R372 doesn't even look like the same person.

His pre-wedding diet might have something to do with how things turned out.

[quote]In the video, the 29-year-old American Horror Story star has many breakfast sandwiches in front of him. His fiance Jeff Leatham can be heard saying off camera, “Hey babe, what did you do this morning?”

[quote]“I signed up for a bootcamp class, but it doesn’t start til Wednesday….so I’m carb loading!” Colton responds.

I blocked one lowbrow gnarly fat shamer and most of these posts disappeared. Colton gained some weight but this trolling cunt is probably a very old jabba the hut.

He packed on a few lbs but nothing he can’t lose in one week of running in the morning and watching what he eats.

I suspect Colton has the fat gene so he won't be able to escape the inevitable.

Last month Colton said he gained 30 pounds. Sounds about right.

All odd. Whenever I was in the first year or 2 of big love I would get skinny, not chubby.

The old man works in a flower shop for God’s sake. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

R382 he's very successful with famous friends though.

This link calls his fiance COLON Haynes lol

Thank you, R377. I'll do the same.

That nasty troll is disgusting.

His mom just died!

Some support and understanding would be in order from a spouse.

R381 right when bottoms are getting it everyday from their new husbands/boyfriends they eat a lot less. colton and Jeff must not have fucked all that much with all the junk food Colton was stuffing his pie hole with.

Maybe Colton's agent is trying to tone down some of the gay shit on his social media, so he can get more work. Colton is no stranger to that. He's had agents try to de-gay his online presence before.

I think Colty is hot as fuck, and I would spend hours plowing that hole, if he was my bf.

More cushion for the pushin' is fine with me.

Manorexic mentally ill fat shamers are completely repulsive, and that's why they're forever single.

Why is he suddenly defending the ex today? Is it an abuse situation? Does he want back in? I still he afraid what Jeff will do to him?

He doesn't want his clueless fangurls attacking Jeff just because they are splitting up r389, which you sound like one.

R390 Sure, Jan.

[quote]Why is he suddenly defending the ex today? Is it an abuse situation? Does he want back in? I still he afraid what Jeff will do to him?

He's not stupid. He pushed that song about a breakup right around the news of their breakup.

Then swooped in to deny it to cover his ass.

He knew what people would think. It was a total power play.

jeff does deserve better, yes.

now he can find a partner who is his equal, not a pitiful petunia...

Of course he is capitalizing on the divorce with the new song, but the lyrics make it plainly clear it isn't actually about Jeff. He is playing his cards correctly.

Is Colto's hole not getting the attention it so richly deserves?

Uh, its getting a bit too much attention judging from the people online who say they have cum inside it.

So Colton's been busy stuffing both of his pie holes?

He's eating so much that he passes entire McDonalds hash browns undigested.

Wrapper included.

but he has that one john who eats anything that passes thru his hole.

the kid is freeky

Weight fluctuations aside, Colton should fight the real enemy which is over-sculpting the brows and laying off the Botox and fillers. He’s doing that unfortunate thing where already inherently pretty guys go for China doll perfection and it comes off as super freaky. When you marry all that with McDonalds Sausage Biscuits with egg AND significant life stress - here we are.

Jeffrey better work fast. He's looking a little old for the sleeveless Ts. Unless he's making shitloads of money. How much does one make selling flowers?

Jeff is a top. There will always be boys lined up for him.

[Quote] And we are discussing a guy who was / is on shows like Teen Wolf and Arrow famous for their male eye candy.

A cw/mtv staple.

Colt complains his paramours always cheat on him. Maybe he’s lousy in the sack. Have you ever thought about that?

Do you think he just lays there? How can a bottom be so lousy?

He just posted that Jeff didn't cheat on him.

I've hooked up with a couple bottoms who were lousy r405, because as you say they primarily lay there and want the top to do all the work, and aren't an active partner in the sex.

He posted that yesterday r406, see post r270.

I know zero about Colton Haynes' sex life, but I do know that a lot of extremely hot guys like Colton think that all they have to do is show up and you'll be so grateful that they are allowing you to have sex with them that they just don't put in the work. But I also know that crazy pussy is good pussy. So I'm not sure where Colton falls on this spectrum.

R402, even bottoms aren't that desperate when someone ages out. Get back to me about Jeff in 5 years.

Colton would be the ultimate bossy bottom, retreating to his trailer if the angle, the lighting, and the direction aren’t right. Plus, he has teeny weenie. His value in a relationship would be in public displays, not in the sack.

Why do people assume Colton is a bottom? He could be a top. Or a side.

[quote]He could be a top.

But he's not.

Colton is a very damaged and pathologically needy man. We’ve all dealt with losIng a parent or the end of a relationship. It’s called life. Why must everything be so momentous, and worse, public with this freaky mess?

colton has been an obvious bottom since he was 14. I think Colton is the type that loves reading all the sympathy messages he gets from Total strangers..

R414 How can you be sure? Have you seen him getting a penis in his ass?

R415 Or he's been watching AHS.

R415 oh dear you sound like the clueless fraus that were convinced he was straight. All his exes have been total tops lol

As said by r412, Jer is a top, so connect the dots dear.

I know I'm in the minority, but I would rub the hell out of Puffy Colto's belly.

R419 Go for it, he is down and needs attention, Chubs need love too.

Colto, have another breakfast sandwich and call me.

Just one? He's having 4!

McDonald's? That shit is poison.

At least whip up a half dozen in the kitchen.

I dunno, there's something about Roly Poly Colty that seems happier. Maybe he just needs to embrace being a chubster and start going out for character parts.

[quote]Just one? He's having 4!

You are all so terribly, terribly, cruel!

Not all of us...

No, he fucking doesn't. Chubster gay is Stephen Guarino's gig.

R424 He can't do character parts. Hasn't got the range.

I have range?!

I've never seen him on Arrow, but when he returned to Teen Wolf after coming out, he had opened up a lot as a performer. It seemed like once he started being more honest in public, he was more in touch with himself.

[quote]Chubster gay is Stephen Guarino's gig.

No shade on Stephen Guarino, who I do think is cute, but Tubby Colto is a whole other level of hot.

"Jeff Leatham! You have failed this marriage!"

R 416 You know they are acting and that Evan Peters is straight IRL right? Still no one can prove that CH is a bottom.

What is sarcasm r432?

Are you still going on about that? Christ, if you don't want to believe Colton is a bottom then whatever floats your boat dear. Move on with your life. And learn how to refer to posts.

That lasted a hot fucking second.

R425, he already got the double chin at the wedding. Being fat is nothing new to him. Now he said he gained 30 lbs on top of that. So what, who cares?

Jeff cares, he doesn't want fat pussy.

I just got a vision of Colton as Lil Kim serving fat puss realness. Make it happen for Halloween, Colton - without the black face this time.

LOL.

Will Colto now be selling plus sizes on his fashion website?

Is Colton pleasant company? Does he have interests and hobbies?

I never liked this florist dude.

I like Colto with that Trey Allisgood character. They seemed to compliment each other well.

I'm assuming they had a bad break up and that pushed Colto into this floral queen's arm and bad marriage?

The rebound can suck.

SLAM!

[quote]Still no one can prove that CH is a bottom.

Why doesn't someone just ask him? He's not a hermit or living on Mars. Ask him on social media or in person. He's been pretty open about his life. He shouldn't have a problem answering a basic question like this. People could also ask his exes.

I hope Jeff didn't hit him.

A florist? Crimminy. He can do better. Chunky or not. Flores para los muertos, Blanche, flores fuckin' para los muertos.

R443 Asking Colton if he is a top would be like asking Rosie if she's a pillow princess

All that junk food is a no no for a bottom. Not only does it wreak havoc on your digestive system, throwing your shitting cycle out of wack, it also makes for bad body odor and kills your energy. Jeff probably found himself getting refused a lot (“not in the mood” in other words “I’m afraid of messing the sheets”) but even when he’s getting ass, Colto isn’t attacking the dick like a husband should. Is it any wonder that Jeff was cheating on him when the world is so filled with young horny bottoms aching for a stiff dick?

You've put WAAAYYYYYYY too much thought into that scenario, R447.

Life really isn't that complicated.

More cushion for the pushin', R447.

What’s so complicated, R448, about an abundance of junk food in one’s diet making for messy anal sex?

[quote]Life really isn't that complicated

Gurl that's what they all say until they find out their man is sticking their dick up a stranger's ass

If you're not fucking him someone else is!

Better a stranger than someone you know...

Sure, Colton and me, we get fat and it's all over, but James fuckinGandolfini ! What about him! And John Goodman!

Jeff is almost 60 and the age difference may have been the cause of the divorce.

Did they say they’re getting divorced? Maybe they just had a fight & it’ll blow over.

R454 And what Colton is almost 45?

Is Colto even 30 yet?

Bellagio horror, as new shoes wrecked by stranger's poop; now requesting advice from DL Bellagio in Vegas is supposedly the top-rated hotel/casino for customer service. What would you do if the following happened to you?

Enough already with the DARK BROWN COLTON threads. What IS the fascination?

the father didnt commit suicide because Colton was gay. It was what a bitchy relative told him after the fact due to homopohobia. The father had several kids and the only pictures the dad kept around were of Colton........Colton was in superb shape and had the body of death as well as that face until very recently.. To see him gain so much weight in such a short period is shocking. When you are 30, the weight can come off fast. He needs to get a personal trainer and hit the gym every day immediatily. He also needs to give up the carbs and sugar. Its not only for vanity, his career depends on it. The brother being in a solid relationship is great but when you have Colty s looks it adds many layers of complexity to the situation. LA is a bitchy town and its hard to remain committed with so much distraction all around. It seems like they rushed into the relationship also. If both parties dont agree on the monogamy issue that can be problematic as well. Finally, my opinion, I think the husbands florist talents are awful....... personally..

Jeff was twice Coltons age and already found a younger man in his early 20's to date.

Colton is 29.

I'm sure he was looking for a daddy in light of his father's suicide.

I was looking for a daddy. Mine died of cancer when I was 5.

It fucked up all my relationships with men my whole life.

I'm close to Jeff's age now than Colton's so it's never going to happen for me.

I wish I could take a pill not to be so freaking lonely.

I suppose there is a pill I could take for that, but I'd have to take a lot of them.

I do hope he gets an ass fat as a pig.

I adore pounding fallen stars with butts big as a barn.

beat them hamhocks around a bit with a riding crop, then abuse his cornhole deeply, fat man can fuk!

I feel she will make more $ hustling if her gains 50 lbs

Johns like a big pig ass to put some marks on , and to fuk the shit out of...

plus her tittys will be pig udders and real suckabe and easier to torture.

The best revenge is to look better than you did when you entered the relationship.

Colton needs to get back into fighting shape. Use that hate, gurl!

[Quote] He can't do character parts. Hasn't got the range.

[bold]His fans think the significant other of this B+ list actor/singer was doing the cheating in their marriage. Nope. It was the actor/singer who frequently cheated.[/bold]

First the blind item says Jeff cheated, Colton claims that is bullshit, so people write a new blind item saying Jeff cheated. Okay then.

Colton*

This thread took a weird turn at R463.

And yeah, there's no way Colton cheated. Jeff Leatherface would have put him on blast, as soon as it happened.

That poster is annoying r469, I recognize him from the Versace threads. Best ignored.

Jeff Leatherface 😂

I hope Jeff has saved some coins. It will soon be time for her checking into a retirement home.

R472 Jeff have money

Is the house Colton's?

Shh r473, it is a "Jeff is just a fuckin florist" circlejerk. We are supposed ignore that he is damn successful and had more money than Colton.

Colto blew all her coins on "fashion."

...and now she can't fit into them!

Welcome to the DL Jeff

Career in flowers, eh?

Butch.

Jeff can only aspire to press play on a laptop, Jer.

Colton wanted a sugar daddy and be a be at home wife and thought he could just lay in bed and faten up and jeff would not care, wrong colty jeff married a hot young thing and wanted you to stay that way. This isn't how gay relationships work you need to stay hot or you get your ass dumped.

^ Within 6 months and following a parents’ death ..... not normal timeline for dumping

r481, I also think Colton gotten a little lazy. Jeff is worker bee and Colton is a leisurely lady who likes to do brunch and go on vacations. That right there is a conflict waiting to happen.

Also, parent deaths are extremely hard on relationships, even for people who are much older than Colton. This is a make or break life event. Colton is going to be a different person after he's healed from his mom's death and he might not even want to be married anymore.

He’ll be a different person alright. He’ll be even fatter.

He will be corpulent haynes.

In looking at the gif at R465, it's no wonder he's gained weight recently. His head is way too big for that type of body; he must have practically starved himself to get to that level.

R486 BINGO Corpulent has the fat gene in him, he can't escape the inevitable as he ages.

[quote] Colton Hayes Already Divocing

Are his vocal cords being removed?

Let’s be real. How much could a flower girl actually make? Eliza probably made more in Covent Gatden than this old queen.

My D-I-V-O-C-E becama final today!

Mi anda little G-I-U-S-E-P-P-E are goingaway....

Is Colton's Divoce a tenor or bass?

queers cheat dats jus how we are the secret is the share....

colton! u selfish qeen

What a mess!

Depressed people are lazy and eat their feelings. Colton is one Happy Meal away from having to seek help from Dr. Phil!

Did his mom die suddenly or was she sick long before her death? That, and his career problems (he did appear in some extremely low budget movie starring Kathy Griffin), AND the relationship / marriage problems could drive even Hello Kitty to depressed and suicidal thoughts.

R486 he is not fat yet, but the olde you get harder it is to get it off

[quote]The best revenge is to look better than you did when you entered the relationship.

No, the best revenge is to stop acting so childish and live your life. I recall Janis Joplin saying she was always mocked and teased in high school, so when she became famous she went back to her high school reunion and figured she'd be treated differently because she was famous and a celebrity. But she said, they still made fun of me and called me ugly and fat. That's when she learned what others think isn't important, cause she wasted so much time trying to achieve the unachievable.

Was he model before he became an actor?

Yes, R497

r497, are you kidding? Yes, Colton was a model before he was an actor. He did a gay themed photoshoot with Jarrett Ludwig, his then boyfriend.

r497, we used to talk about how sad Colton's eyes were when he was a model. He looked like he was dying inside. It's not until he stopped modeling and came out that he started looking alive.

Damn, Jarrett had that prime Colto hole. Tight, pink and tender between two slimly muscled twink cheeks. I bet he used to eat that ass everyday. He’ll never be that delicious again.

[Quote] he must have practically starved himself to get to that level.

I expected perfection and nothing less!

Isn’t is “Jerreth” tho? Makes one envy him a bit less

Colton has been thin his entire life though, you guys are acting like he was a chubby youngin who forced himself to get slim.

I’m jealous as fuck of this motherfucker “Jerreth” right now. I never had a boy that pretty in my life. Even when I was fucking around with guys in high school, I never had a choice piece of meat like young Colto.

Aww Colton and his fringe back when he was on The Hills.

You also didn't look like me r505

I'm surprised he didn't do porn at all.

I’m sure him and Jer made some private movies.

When I feel depressed

I hold my head erect

And think about Colton Haynes

eating fast food in his bed

And then I don't feel depressed....

[quote]Colton has been thin his entire life though, you guys are acting like he was a chubby youngin who forced himself to get slim.

Colton has also been a smoker most of his life too, which no one has mentioned. He's probably been smoking since he was a tween. I'm thinking he quit in the last year and this has also resulted in him putting on some weight.

R504 I was also thin my entire life, middle age was a bitch on my Fat ass

If he did NutriSystem ads with Marie Osmond that would be epic

Maybe they will seek couple's counseling and remarry soon!

Colton's beauty is rare.

I think that the universe balanced it out with him having a messed up family life.

Otherwise, he'd be a perfect human being.

Ok. Colton, get a personal assistant you can boff. It seems to have worked out for Kristen Stewart. Less so for Taryn Manning, but never mind about that.

R508 Colton and Jerreth were cute, maybe Jeff will back to Chad Wood

So it's official Corpulent is a single lady again.

Has Kris Jenner said anything yet?

What was the point getting married so fast? Just asking...

Jeff definitely married above his station.

Colton is WAY out of Jeff's league.

And all the crying during their vows, they were SOOOO in love and found their soul mate.

Will someone please think of Melanie Griffith

Sorry for Colton but the guy seems like an emotional mess. Anyone genuinely surprised?

Colton described how Jeff dominant was when they (re-)met at an airport. A poster on LSA who dated Jeff stated that he was in a rush for love and could be domineering. Colton was no doubt still reeling from splitting with Podwall. Jeff took charge. Colton felt safe, his future mapped out. It wouldn't surprise me if he also wanted to prove something to Dana.

*how dominant Jeff was

If Colton's Mom hadn't gotten ill they probably would have separated even faster. Reports say that problems started soon after the wedding, seems they stayed together through the tragedy to make things easier.

R522 jeff thought he married the Colton on the left and got the right instead.

Colton can do much better than Jeff.

Truth.

Colton is fat now ! Truth!

Yeah, that dig will only get you so far, Jeff at R531.

Fact is, you're old, and Colton's hot.

He can find any guy he wants. You really fucked up. He can do so much better than you, old man.

Colton doesn't want some broke instagram himbo who is just going to be a competing diva

Jeff seemed good for him. Older and more responsible, wealthy, not competing for the spotlight.

Such is life though.

Colton is unstable. TMZ confirmed his divorce. They met, married, and split in six months. Colton is filing.

Wonder what went wrong

Jeff is old & also kinda ugly but even so he seemed like a good fit w Colton...... guess not lol. Maybe a lifetime was too much to expect but six months is embarrassing.

I'd bet your inheritance that a big reason why they split up is that Jeff has responsibilities. His work takes him all over the world. Colton was expecting Jeff to always be by his side. Being left while his SO is busy probably triggered the split. It was like his 6 year relationship repeating. Colton nipped it in the bud.

I wonder if Jerreth would take Colty back?

Colton is definitely better looking than Jerreth's current bf. And more famous.

Jerreth seems like a bit of a weirdo.

More Jerreth weirdness...

Eh.. that's Jerreth's husband. Husband of three years. They're probably together close to five.

You know what's interesting?

How much Jerreth Ludwig looks like Colton's former co-star, Tyler Hoechlin. They look A LOT alike.

I wonder what Colton thought of Tyler? He must have had the hots for him.

[quote]I wonder what Colton thought of Tyler? He must have had the hots for him.

This must be your first trip to a Colton Haynes thread

More Tyler Hoechlin...

Is he available?

R538 dear you seem to be overlooking that colton is practically obese now

Colton is officially the gay Kim Kardashian. So much stunt pulling. Mama Kris is probably his new manager effective today.

R540 I like his "weirdness" 😍

she gunna team up with alan wernick and do a live show on c bate....

stay tuned.

R547 = Colton Hayes

[QUOTE]Fact is, you're old, and Colton's hot.

Jeff may be old but he’s rich and most importantly he’s a TOP. A dominant top at that. How do you think he pulled Colton in the first place? And this was a younger, hotter version of Colton, mind you.

When you’re a top, there will always be boys for you. In fact being old makes you more attractive since they love top daddy figures.

R550 right, a dominant top daddy like Jeff will have a much larger pool to choose from than a chubby bottom like Colton.

[quote][R522] jeff thought he married the Colton on the left and got the right instead.

You know what Colton on the right looks like?

Like he's happy.

Very happy and full.

If I had to have a six month marriage, I'd rather have it at 29 than 47... Jus' sayin'.

i actually prefer Colton fatter. He looks sweeter.

[quote How do you think he pulled Colton in the first place?

Colton is in the top 1% of bottoms.

jeff will nevet find better.

R556 He's a whale and there are 3937292729 bottoms who turn legal everyday, you sure of that?

No-one can possibly be deluded enough to believe a fat bottom is in the top 1%.

Colton was hot , and he never looked better than with Jerreth. But Jerreth seems happily married. He's also not a fame whore like Colty and his soon-to-be ex.

It all went to shit when, one day, they were at the beach and animal rights activists tried to push Colton back into the water. One of the animal rights activists died that day when Colton rolled over him by accident.

How many bets were won that it wouldn't last more than six months?

You are so mean R560. Thank you. They are both obviously about 6 years old emotionally. This "unfollowing" and the rest of the bullshit shows this. I think Colton probably needs somebody more mature and stable. Whether or not he is actually attracted to someone like that is a different story. Time will tell I guess.

Who will Cher side with?

Yeah I wonder if there will be an equitable division of Cher & Kris Jenner

Can I get my wedding gift back, please?

[Quote] I wonder what Colton thought of Tyler? He must have had the hots for him.

Who wouldn't?!

[Quote] Is he available?

He has a gf. And it'd probably help if he was gay.

Jeff dear, you can't turn a whore into a housewife

I doubt any of the celebrities really even know Colton. They are using the florist husband.

I was molested!

At R555 he looks like my Irish cousins. Plump and pleasantly handsome.

It's probably too late now to recapture a decent facsimile of his panther model look. He'd be better off taking the steroid and getting a hollywood hunk bulky body and keep some chunk on his face, as it would make an attractive 30 something.

Remember when Ryan Reynolds was lithe, before the bulk?

Brad before the bulk.

I love Colty 😍

Only on DL would Lorna Luft and Colto Hayes be featured in the same thread.

Only on DL it would make sense you mean, right r575?

I yike Colto

Colton and Joey should team up and go on The Amazing Race!

Colton looks hot with a pregnant belly.

I'll bet he's into role play, and gets really freaky in bed.

D-I-V-O-C-E

I wonder if Colton could handle Tim Krugers big cock?

Colto probably couldn't handle Fred's

To close out the threads let's all shout out words to describe Colton' beauty.

Aging!

Colton has an ethereal and unique beauty.

Top 1%.

Bloated

Fatpussy

80s.

Soulful wonderlady

Fading

Cuddly,

R572 I'd rather not.

I never realized how much Colton's ex Jeff, looks like Bradley Cooper.

Who knew that Colty had a thing for Bradley Cooper? Too bad they're both bottoms.

I would love to porkhole Bradley Cooper.

Jeff comes on super, super strong and super flirtatious whether he’s single or not. I suspect Colton had to discover that the hard way. I wish him the best.

Why are they divorcing? Who cheated on who?

Please somebody put me as a star in a movie!

[quote]Lets just realize that we all have so much to give. It's not easy being gay. Its not easy growing up being an outsider & having to watch your back. Just because you like the same sex doesn't mean you can't carry a film. It's acting. Execs need to start giving more opportunity.

[R596] Honey, you're an emotional mess who has quit acting jobs over "anxiety" and married someone you knew for 5 minutes. I ain't betting a production on your ass.

R596 I love Colto, but he is not that great actor.

Colton isn't a great actor but there are so many just decent or even bad actors who still get roles. He's correct that execs need to give more opportunities to out actors. It shouldn't be all on Ryan Murphy and Greg Berlanti to do so. Execs worry, "female fans won't buy the character as straight if they're out", but they suspend belief when pairing beautiful young actresses with senior citizen actors as couples.

“And then the dream dies. And the dream breaks into a million tiny little pieces, which leaves you with a choice: You can either stick with it, which is just unbearable, or you can just go off and dream another dream.”