I'm a Little Concerned About Colton Haynes....

I recognized him just fine, OP. Get help.

OP is spot on. Off the market and pushing 30, Colton is rapidly de-hotting. Some would call the bloat happiness and security.

he does look different, but oddly happier

It’s good that he found meaningful employment, carrying Serena’s stuff. Acting was somethng he was not going to excel at.

Did he marry a rich husband? They always let themselves go after that.

What, do you always look the same on photos, OP? Tell me how you never looked stranger on a particular shot.

Pictures don't lie R6. Haynes has a spare tire, and little moobs. He doesn't look bad, he does look older and content.

Sheesh!

He looks fine. And he's certainly not "unrecognizable". And I love seeing him and Serena together.

[quote]I'm a Little Concerned About Colton Haynes.

Oddly enough, he doesn't give a fuck about you.

Don't think it's that odd R10

Where's the "He's set for life! He couldn't be happier!" Troll?

Maybe he's pregnant.

He did marry a much older, more established gentleman so I'm thinking he's less concerned about maintaining his toned twink physiology. He'll be pale and fat in no time.

It's called being happy.

Something op wouldn't know anything about.

Shouldn't you eldergays know about getting old changes your looks?

[quote] I'm a Little Concerned About Colton Haynes....

That's funny, because he's not at all concerned about you.

Actually, he couldn't give two fucks about you.

He'll be just fine OP.

I like colto 😍😍😍

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

he looks like Samgamgee the fat Hobbit.

He looks bloated but happy

I bet he weighs over 175-180? I bet he's a heavy drinker.

His legs are fat and nasty looking in OP's pic.

I've noticed he's been getting a bit doughy since he got married. He should make more effort, his top won't stay around forever if he can't keep himself in shape.

OP, you're a jerk! He is clearly gaining house-husband weight, which is the natural biological progression of a kept boy. He has a ring on the finger so he doesn't have to keep the weight down for his joh....I mean producers.

He needs to book an appointment with Gladys Knight's plastic surgeon ASAP.

I’m puffy.

....more like 200 pounds.

How do you know R28? I am. You’re psychic.

He’s really getting doughy. Jeff is probably looking at other guys already, assuming he doesn’t already have a young slim side piece.

He looks just like he did before, like some generic white guy.

Jeff is probably tearing his chunky little booty up.

Marriage often turns one fat

Do we have proof that the chunk is going to the booty?

She got fat

Damn he looks bloated. Is he an alcoholic? Or on drugs? WTF is going on?

Colton's just developing long-term relationship bod. He found somebody, so he doesn't feel like he needs to look perfect anymore and is relaxing and enjoying life.

Don't fret, though. When this relationship ends, his insecurities will rise from the ashes and he'll get his hot body back in no time.

Colton was always too skinny.

Maybe his husband appreciates more "cushion for the pushin'."

He's headed into Val Kilmer territory. Pre-cancer. Maybe 5 years from Brendan Fraser territory?

He's a happy bottom, OP.

He looks like he has the beginnings of a double chip. Also, his midsection is spreading.

Fatty fatty fat fat

How does one go about directly contacting Colton to express their disillusionment with the current state of his body composition?

[quote] How does one go about directly contacting Colton

1-800-WHORE

r43, He's in the room, drops by almost everyday.

I have mixed emotions. His legs, thighs and butt look better, more muscular and aching for the taking, and upper chest/ shoulders likewise, but what happened to his midsection? He's always had abs, even if it was only a 4 pack or 2 pack. Now he's got a no-pack. Did he drink them all?

Let’s not bodyshame Colton! As long as it’s not from abusing alcohol or drugs, he’s fine. If it is from that, then that’s what we should be concerned about. If he wants to loose weight he’ll do it.

^^^ One double cheeseburger is the difference between a 6 pack and a no-pack when you are 30.

[quote]the beginnings of a double chip

Is this a new Ben and Jerry's flavor?

Hope he’s fat because he’s happy as I couldn’t bear to hear any more of his narsisicsistic, self-pity about his depression. We get it. You’re young, hot, rich and in Hollywood but you are just oh so miserable. Please. Go eat another donut, Colton.

He's still handsome, but he needs to lose the 50 pounds he's gained in the last 6 months.

I have no idea who Colton Haynes is, but when I first saw the photo @OP, I thought it was Shannon Sharpe with a tennis racket.

Love Serena, but she really needs to lay off the PEDs. She truly does look like a man now,

Did anyone watch 'Arrow' last night? The second of Colton's brief return episodes.

He's really put on a lot of weight. I feel bad for him.

[Quote] He's really put on a lot of weight. I feel bad for him.

I don't.

Check out the chin...

HIS MOM JUST DIED. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

[quote]He looks like he has the beginnings of a double chip.

Headin' straight to Colto's crib, milk in hand.

^ Think of it as a tribute, r49

R56 i find this weird but maybe its his job to post pics every day.

Clearly, I meant "double chin" but I was already drunk.

Although I like how "double chip" is shaping up to be a more descriptive and profound assessment of Colton's current predicament.

That looks delicious R57

I think he was trying to bulk up for one of his recent roles, but he ended up following the increasing calories part more, and not so much the work out part. Hence the bloated look.

R61 = Chrissy Metz

R63 Awww thanks.

Jesus, he paints his toe nails? Also, look at his feet. They are looking unusually bloated. Not in a "getting fat" kind of way. Looks a little like a medical problem.

I don't know. I'd need to check his ass.

His mom passed away...easy folks

R65 He looks so cute.

Isn’t he bulking up for some movie about body builders?

R69 He already filmed Bigger. Although we only got to see photos of Hoechlin.

Damn his feet do look swollen at r65. I hope he's ok.

He has the sugar diabetes from the extra pounds he's put on...

He looks... darker than usual.

The wig is a bold choice.

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[quote] Jesus, he paints his toe nails? Also, look at his feet. They are looking unusually bloated. Not in a "getting fat" kind of way. Looks a little like a medical problem.

LOL! Poor Colty is shown no mercy at DL. The price to be paid for the sin of being "glass-closeted." I assumed this was snark but his feet ARE bloated? I hope she is OK. Mr. Leatham has his hands full with this one.

[Quote] LOL! Poor Colty is shown no mercy at DL.

I don't think that's ever going to change.

Fuck, looks like Channing Tatum in his face here.

IMHO its too early for him to be taking cheeky pics on social media. Dude, your mom just died like the other day. Take some time to mourn before you internalize it and it transforms into other mental issues.

[quote]He already filmed Bigger. Although we only got to see photos of Hoechlin.

His filming for "Bigger" was over in a couple days. It is clearly a surprisingly small role.

Wow, that's a surprisingly hot photo at R74!

The poundage is a direct result of him waking up and realizing he married a flaming florist who owns a shop.

Well that "flaming florist" must be a damned good top, because Colton surely loves being his bottom, as shown at R74.

Jealous, bitch?

"owns a shop" lol. Jeff has more money than Colton does, Colto knew what he was doing.

[quote] Take some time to mourn before you internalize it and it transforms into other mental issues.

Oh, gurl. This one has so many issues they would swallow him whole if he let them. He's right to be brave and just get on with living.

[Quote] His filming for "Bigger" was over in a couple days. It is clearly a surprisingly small role.

Guess it shouldn't be that surprising seeing as how the focus seems to be more on the brothers.

If he wants that marriage to last, he needs to think about keeping himself attractive. The top will have a lot of options, but a fat bottom has none.

Could he be on some kind of meds that is causing the weight gain?

[Quote] Could he be on some kind of meds that is causing the weight gain?

I'm wondering if he still smokes.

There's only room in this town for one zaftig twunk.

Superior white genes at work...

She looks REALLY awful.

She won't age well. Not well at all.

R92 I see he hasn't lost his sarcasm.

Colton Haynes must secretly be so upset he was cut out of Love, Simon.

Moooo!

She’s a healthy gal.

R94 Can't really blame him. I wonder how big his role was....?

Colton Haynes is returning to "Arrow" full time.

Guess he realized he wasn't going to find a better opportunity than that, I'm sure Jeff is happy he will have a steady paycheck again.

Im liking full figured Colton. As I said before he needs to resurrect his clothing line and make it for aging twinks with husbands who have put on weight.

Colton knows he has gotten chubby.

[quote]The #Arrow news is finally out! Now I have to start working out again😩

The DL has gotten Colton so self-conscious! So many tweets about his weight.

[quote]god I love those suspenders. I can't wait to see u this wknd! I'm swimming in your pool with my shirt on until I lose weight FYI lol. So excited to be back on the show!

[quote] know I said we weren't in a fight anymore @tacobell but I have to get in shape now for work & we have to stop seeing eachother unfortunately.

R99 As long as he brings back the daddy hats.

R101 You might be on to something.

Colton, if you're reading this.... I love you just as you look now!

You look absolutely happy, healthy, and gorgeous as ever.

Enjoy your life, and fuck the body shamers.

That's sweet r103, but I will need you to have 6-pack abs when you show up to film Colton.

[quote] That's sweet [R103], but I will need you to have 6-pack abs when you show up to film Colton.

And human-sized ankles...

He looks fine to me.

[Quote] That's sweet [R103], but I will need you to have 6-pack abs when you show up to film Colton.

[Quote] And human-sized ankles...

I'm so glad i didn't have this problem when he was working for me.

Maybe he can keep the heft but liposuck any fat from his fupa area, to keep a respectable dick size for a young man.

Arrows' rating are abysmally low[.3] and they are still adding flop actors like Colton as a regular cast in season 7?

[quote] Arrows' rating are abysmally low[.3] and they are still adding flop actors like Colton as a regular cast in season 7?

He works for cheap! You know, since he's so fat now.

,,,,

Returning to a regular acting gig, pushing merch again.

Jeff clearly told him he needed to start carrying his financial weight.

I feel bad for Colton. His mom died, his career is in the shitter, he got fat and his husband is unfuckable.

Garrett Clayton really does look like a young Jeff Stryker.

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Anyone seen Joshua Andrew on Instagram. Hot. Much hotter than Colton. That's how you do thick and sexy.

Colton does look a bit under the weather. Too much partying?

Look at Kathy Griffin trying to help Colton get those coins.

who buys these shit from ColtonHaynes.com ?

i think it might be booze bloat, R117.

R98 Doesn't Arrow shoot in Canada? Where do Colton and Jeff live usually? LA, right? Are they going to be living together up in Canada or are they going to be living apart for a big chunk (no pun intended) of the year? Trouble ahead...

By the way him going crawling back to Arrow is the best indication that Ryan Murphy who'd hired Colton for his looks last season of AHS quickly realized he was a shit actor and didn't bother asking him to return (while reducing his role to next to nothing in Cult).

Colton has been banished from the Murphy universe and been reduced to returning to the Berlanti universe. Sad.

Why is everyone so damned mean? Yes, I know this DL. But damn this isn't biting wit and shaded, this is just junkyard dogs ripping shit apart.

R111 So he does read here.

R119 Stans.

R121 Is being part of the Berlanti verse really the worst possible thing to happen to an actor?

R123 Being in the Murphy universe brings the potential for an Emmy and a lot of press. It's more mainstream and you're likely to be co-starring with a star like Jessica Lange or Susan Sarandon or Penelope Cruz. Not so being in the Berlanti universe where the biggest name is Calista Flockhart or John Barrowman and you're stuck up in Canada for most of the year.

R124 Good point.

After drivin in 5 hours of traffic...here's a preview of what this wknd will look like @stephenamell . I'm making u wear a matching poncho & u can't say no. Sorry not sorry.

Speaking of "Arrow", has anyone seen photos from next week's episode? Amell looks like he's plumped up himself. He has a belly and manboobs!

[Quote] Amell looks like he's plumped up himself. He has a belly and manboobs!

Photos please, R127.

^^^^ He looks delicious!

R127 here. DL won't let me post from my laptop where I can copy and paste the link, and I don't know how to post photos with my phone. (Throw all the "pointless bitchery" you want at me.) Google "comicbook.com Arrow fundamentals". It will be the first result. Click on it, scroll to the gallery and flip through it. Those are stills from the episode which aired tonight 4-12-2018. The shots of Amell sitting at a conference table, holding a gun, and in a reproduction of the first season suit are quite telling. He's definitely not as lean as he was in R128 photo. The six-pack has rounded out and the magnificent pecs are sagging. His cheeks are also pudgy... the ones on his face I mean.

Is this it R131?

What's so bad about Canada?What's so great about LA?

His home is in LA, being stuck away from home, your husband, your friends for long periods of time for work isn't fun for most people r133.

And the dreary PNW weather, is not the warmth and sunshine of LA.

IMO the sunshine of LA is over-rated.But I'm a person who enjoys seasons.

..........

Which 5??

It can't have taken Colton this long to realize he is that annoying friend. Girl, you know you are a needy drama queen, embrace it.

I can't believe he is reading this r111. Colton, gurl you need to send me a cut of revenues from your "clothing line" since I reminded you that you had a "clothing line".

Poncho vibes #Coachella2018

The Jar has arrived. I love these ppl too much. #coachella2018

Is @ameliagray not the most stunning person you've ever seen? My lil sis is an inspiration to so many & I'm so lucky I get to call her my friend ❤

Gucci slip-ons and ripped jeans? I like the guyliner, however. Colton has lovely washed out colour eyes. Its a pity he didn't become a bigger star. I would look at him on the big screen in those dreamy close ups, like they used to give Channing Tatum when he was young and fresh.

All these celebrities supporting Coachella when it is owned by a right-wing bigwhig who has funded many anti-gay and other right-wing causes. He laughs as he takes these hipsters money and uses it against them. Sad.

[quote] All these celebrities supporting Coachella when it is owned by a right-wing bigwhig who has funded many anti-gay and other right-wing causes. He laughs as he takes these hipsters money and uses it against them. Sad.

????? Link, please.

I want to rub my hand on his buzzed head, there. It was a nice look for him. How many years ago? So fresh, healthy.

It has been reported everywhere over the years r147, though clearly not enough.

R136 So he's doing the double barreled name thing now. Every time an actress does this (Pamela Anderson Lee, Farrah Fawcett Majors, Eva Longoria Parker etc), it ends in divorce. You in danger, gurl!

Thanks, r149. Never attended Coachella but it's good to know he is head of AEG. It will not get another penny from me.

Poncho bitch!!

Colty has gotten fat, married, out and boring.

I'm the new head bitch in charge now.

Garrett is sucking in his gut and is aware of what angles are more slimming. I'm not mad at it. Colto needs to step it up with Garrett nipping at his chunky heels.

Garrett has always been on the verge of fat. Colton only started piling on the pounds in the past two years or so.

Colton can actually play straight and at least not have it be laughable, poor Garret cannot.

R156 true

[quote]Colton can actually play straight

Ha! We finally have proof Colton does read Datalounge.

The Jar. Yes we have a high school clique group but we are family. Love these ppl too much

Coachella @gucci gang day 3. Had to add some glitter cause why not?

Some from his instagram story Colton didn't even really go to Coachella. Posed for the instagram pics, and then spent his days hanging out alone in Stephen Amell's house.

[Quote] and then spent his days hanging out alone in Stephen Amell's house.

Wonder what they did together....😏

Wow Colton Haynes is now Tony Tripoli

[Quote] Colton Haynes-Leatham Kansas native. Mayonnaise Jar member. I want Tiffany Haddish to be my Auntie, Beyoncé to be my therapist, & Cardi B to be my best friend

That'll cost you a pretty penny.

Colton gets the Bobby Finger treatment.

Jeff is also featured.

[quote]I can't believe he is reading this

It used to be obvious that Colton came here, there were posts years ago that I am 100% certain were from him.

I figured he would've stopped that though, part of his whole getting mentally well attempt.

Why did he marry that old fug ? Did he need money ?

R167 He could do a lot worse.

Jeff is not a bad looking guy.

Really ? That's a ' not bad looking guy ?" wow. So which planet are you guys posting from ?

R170 Different strokes....

He has a great bone structure. Facial wasting only enhances that.

And a great skeleton. Death reveals his true beauty

Breeders' Intellectual Property Office?

#thosethighstho

Jeff is no oil painting but he's not hideous and he's an improvment on Podwall.

It's all been downhill for Colton since Jer...

The swede is a downgrade from Colton as well....

Colton began dating Jerreth when Jerreth wasn't hot. He hung in there through Jerreth's metamorphosis. Colton has apparently always had a thing for average men.

Today I picked up my mom's ashes from the crematory. I sat in the parking lot & cried for 3 hours. I felt so paralyzed that I checked into a Motel 6 down the street & fell asleep holding her box on the bathroom floor. When I woke up I went outside to get some fresh air before I drove home & this little baby rabbit walked 2 feet in front of me & we didn't break eye contact for 20 mins. I sat on that bench with my mom's ashes & cried so hard I threw up. I truly feel like this rabbit was my incredible mom consoling me & telling me that it's all gonna be ok. Im sharing this with y'all because it was the most surreal/incredible thing that's ever happened to me. Sending love to all of you. ❤

I'm just gonna say it, what is the point of this tweet? It is him "bragging" about how distressed he was about his Mom's ashes. I cried for 3 hours(!), starred at a rabbit for 20 mins(!), then cried til a threw up(!).

I don't know. I feel bad for the guy, but it is hard because the tweet just rubs you the wrong way.

I don't think he's bragging. It's not like he's been talking endlessly about the death of his mother.

im glad he is mourning his mom and not letting himself be self destructive. I wish I could give him a hug.

[Quote] I'm just gonna say it, what is the point of this tweet? It is him "bragging" about how distressed he was about his Mom's ashes. I cried for 3 hours(!), starred at a rabbit for 20 mins(!), then cried til a threw up(!).

The point is that he probably lost some weight today. Can't you focus on the positive?!

R180 He's a huge narcissist. It's all about him.

The rabbit was his mom...ooookay. That's some serious untreated mental illness.

Damn, Jerreth is hot. Lucky Swede.

[Quote] Jeff is no oil painting but he's not hideous and he's an improvment on Podwall.

Is there any actual proof he dated Podwall?

I think Colton and Jerreth could make a good couple, imagine them on a red carpet, they would look so good.

I feel kind of bad for disliking that tweet so much. It’s just that his reflex in these situations is to broadcast. And we assume (like I think a lot of people do) that such behavior is driven by some pretty unhealthy and unattractive personality traits, eg narcissism.

Oh well.

If his first impulse is to broadcast, then we'd know way more about him than we do. We don't know who he was in a relationship with for six years. We didn't know he was estranged from his mother for years until he mentioned it after they reconciled. We still don't know what happened to Cousin David... The list goes on.

R190 That would be true were he not a manipulative narcissist. Which he clearly is.

He could probably do with some weed.

R180, it is strange because he lives his life publicly. Some things are best left for private rumination with close friends, but I don't know if he has that. However, what he describes sounds like genuine, authentic grief. Having lost both parents -- my mother more recently -- I can relate to how completely distraught and unmoored you feel. It lasts for a long time. I can't explain the rabbit but in those times you are desperate to believe that something of her remains here and that she is still watching over you.

Happy Birthday to my best friend & Big Brother aka Bubba @haynesclinton . What a year it's been but you've always had my back from the day I was born. Waiting outside the door of my classes so ppl wouldn't beat me up, putting up with me making you learn dance routines after school, being my travel buddy, & most of all...just being the best brother a person could wish for. Love you to the moon & back. Happy Bday Bubba!!! Ps...ur old. 😘😘😘❤❤❤😘😘😘

R178 that's false Coltons boyfriend when he was 16 was hot as hell and I used to be soo jealous and they were dating because they would leave"I love my fiancee" comments on each others myspace pages (barf)

Oh wait that is jerreth lol i better get to sleep

He is aging horribly and I fucking love it!!

It's a well-established fact that the prettiest bois age the worst.

The most fragile blossoms fade the fastest, if you prefer.

"Colton you little shit...I will come back & haunt you if you don't follow through on your dreams" -My Boss Ass Mom. I will not let you down momma. ❤

Is that a new pic at r199? Is he starving himself until his jawline returns?

Did Jeff and Colton break up?

Colton changed his Instagram handle and got rid of the Leatham in his name. He posted a message saying how sad he was and all the curve balls he has faced (plural, so not just the death of his mom)

OMG!!! That would be CRAZY!!! But not impossible knowing Colty.

That said, I hope not. I don't know how Colton would deal with a divorce, can't be pretty.

He really is such a sad and tragic figure. I just want hold him and tell him that everything is going to be okay.

Damn, removing the Leatham name is obviously not a good sign. Can't believe they might be over already.

I would not be surprised tho. Colton is not really stable.

Damn, Colton is not following Jeff on instagram anymore!

[quote]I would not be surprised tho. Colton is not really stable.

I couldn't put up with him long-term. He is a drama queen and a unstable mess.

Even just minor things like he went to Coachella recently with a big group of people and just stayed at the home sulking and refused to go join them. Typical Colton.

His Mom just died, cut him some slack R208. How long did you grieve when your Mom died?

I agree, he's looking puffy, OP. Also, the pink shirt and beard don't do him any favors.

Trey must be laughing his ass off.

They were married in October? So their marriage might be over at 6 months.

We all said the marriage would not last 1 year. Seems like we were right.

Poor Ally Maki, falls on her to keep him together.

I want Colty and Jerreth Ludwig to try giving it another shot! Maybe those crazy kids will be able to make it work.

Jerreth is better without him. Any sane person is better without him, sadly.

He lasted longer with Jeff than I thought he would. It's still pretty funny. Guess it's time to hang up that Shania duet he was probably planning for their first wedding anniversary.

Jerreth (what kind of name is that) is washed up and used. Colton should be with someone on his level, like a Matt Bomer or a Tom Daley or Keiynan Lonsdale.

^^^^ Lol, go to bed Colton. You're drunk.

I vaguely recall there being a Kuntrashian at their wedding. That gypsy voodoo among two thirsty famewhores always ends well, no?

Sorry, Colton. Work on yourself from here on.

You guys are cold. The kid is still grieving.

[Quote]The kid is still grieving.

For his old waistline?

drama queen

R218 I think Jerreth is a good partner.

Would it be a bad idea for Jer to train Colton?

Look at Jerreth paling around half-naked with Jeff Davis even with "Teen Wolf" off the air.

...is that how he pays his bills?

R225 yummy abs 😛

Evenn as a kid I could tell this little ho was a drama queen fucked up MESS just from his myspace lol

So how long have they been having marital woes? Did Colton go back to "Arrow" because he knew he had to support himself again?

Palm Springs must have an Old Country Buffet that serves mimosas to wash down all that chicken Kiev and fried potatoes.

I can't believe the marriage is already going down in flames. Well, I can, but damn. Colton needs some stability in his life and Jeff was supposed to be that.

I hope he at least has a couple of close friends to lean on. He's got to stop being a drama queen though. I knew when he revealed he hadn't spoken to his dearly departed mom in years that he was piece of work. He also has rocky relationships with his siblings. Sometimes you have to step back and realize the problem is YOU.

Are you sure they've split and this isn't Colton trying to get press attention? Jeff hasn't changed his name on Instagram. He's an old man but he obviously knows how to update his IG handle.

When was the last time Jeff liked a post of Colton's?

Oh the drama

You bitches are so rude....he's still a cutie!

[Quote] I vaguely recall there being a Kuntrashian at their wedding.

Kris Jenner officiated.

[Quote] Look at Jerreth paling around half-naked with Jeff Davis even with "Teen Wolf" off the air. ...is that how he pays his bills?

Not a visual i needed.

Did those married fools really break up?? Ridiculous

R238 I dont know but Colton needs him 😟

It was ridiculous to get married so soon in the first place. I don't think it's foolish to make a clean break as soon as possible. It's not like there's a baby, except for Colton's food baby, involved.

I bet Colton's regretting throwing Jer over for Podwall... Then again, the Swede ain't booking, is he?

The swede is not that cute and found the sexy top of his dreams. He is not going anywhere unless Jer kicks him to the curb.

The swede always looks unhappy, Jerreth is always smiling...

I meant book in the acting sense. Colton saw what Podwall could do for him. "Bye bye Jer" followed.

My instagram stopped working for some reason.Has he really stopped following Jeff?

Damon is so hot 😩

Damon had a impressive career climb. At first he was just Jeff Davis' "personal assistant", but he was able to hustle his way up to being fairly high up in Teen Wolf by the end. Wonder what he is going to do now.

Which reminds me, how grateful do you think Jeff Davis was that he was not a "me too" moment. He easily could've been

Colton's latest song is appropriately titled "It Sucks"

This has to be one of the shortest celeb marriages in recent years!

We only know they are clearly going through a rough-patch...maybe they will work it out?

Gay men working things out? Do you believe in unicorns also?

Colton Haynes is basically the slightly more mainstream version of Brent Corrigan. Both messy as fuck. How long until footage is released of Colton being barebacked in public like Brent? You know it's only a matter of time.

Jeff leaving Colton so soon after his mother's death seems pretty cold but maybe it's Colton who wanted to end it.He's such a mess,I do feel bad for him.

r248 She writes music now, too? You'd think after awhile you'd get tired of expressing yourself.

I don't why Colton would unfollow Jeff though. He's doing too much. If it was me I wouldn't do that because I know nosey bitches like us here on DL will notice these things and talk shit, just like we're doing at this very moment. He needs to just chill until he really figures things out with Jeff.

Jeff unfollowed Colton too.

Embarrassing! They're too old for that shit.

Maybe they noticed how much talk it generated for Jaymes and Jonathan, and decided to try a public fight to generate chatter.

Who are jaymes and jonathan?

I know a little bit about their situation.......Deep down, Jeff is a traditional person who expected monogamy, Colton likes to play, and did so in a reckless way around the holidays. They married too soon, should have had a longer courtship.

That song references six years. It's clearly about Podwall.

I've no doubt that Colton transfers his affections in a knee jerk manner (Hi/Bye Trey!) but "he likes to play [in terms of fucking other people]" seems odd - from what little we know about the end of his six year relationship, coupled with his ability to keep his sex life to himself, it doesn't seem believable that he's a Jonnathan Benet style slut. He seems more like the emotional cheater.

Trey! Chime in!

Agree r263. If what r260 said is true that surprises me, Colton doesn't strike me as the type of guy who would sleep around on Jeff (except for career reasons).

He is a mess, but not that type of mess, the amount of sex gossip about Colton Haynes is surprisingly low compared to some other gay celebrities.

Around the holidays as in December? So what they been doing since

Colton's been a litte bottom Whore since he was 14!

Well duh r266. But part of being such a whore when you are younger is getting it out of your system, especially when a good amount of him being such a whore was him literally supporting himself.

Someone brought up Jonathan Bennett earlier, I swear half the gay dudes in WeHo have a Bennett sex story, where I've been surprised how little gossip I could find out about Colton Haynes sex life.

[quote]where I've been surprised how little gossip I could find out about Colton Haynes sex life.

Gurl you know Colton only entertained the high rollers when he was a lady of night, no WeHo trash with loose lips hunny! That's how he got to go on all those vacations for free.

I'm glad that they didn't have kids.

Bottom Whores like Colton don't get it out of their system ,they are little whores from The womb to the tomb. They also crave more dick and cum when they are sad and depressed.

They'll probably reconcile, go to counselling, etc. and cap it off by a dramatic renewal of vows.

Jeff unfollowed Colton but still has Haynes - Leatham in his bio and hasn’t deleted any pictures of he and Colton but Colton has clearly gone sideways again because this is like the 3rd time he’s done this and deleted Leatham from his bio and more pictures of he and Jeff. Also Jeff was seen today still wearing his wedding and engagement rings. That song seems to be about someone from 6 years ago Colton was involved with and not about Jeff. I’m not sure what’s going on with Colton but that kind of grief from losing his mother I can’t even imagine the pain he’s going through and I feel really sorry for Jeff because I don’t think he really knew what he was getting himself into when he married Colton!!

How do we know their marriage was even real?

[quote]where I've been surprised how little gossip I could find out about Colton Haynes sex life.

He's been in a few long term relationships, which cut down on the number of randos that help must young gays get their numbers up. But also remember that when Colton was closeted he had high stress and anxiety, constantly scared to death that someone would out him. All this will be in the book

The only casual sex story I've read about Colton was on ONTD back in the day. He and a guy met at a house party - industry gathering - and fucked a couple of times for about a week. Said guy was dismissed without much ado. The impression was that Colton wasin control and had the upper hand. There was no question of a romance, as I recall. I don't know if Colton was sungle at the time.

*single

So they could potentially have met, dated, gotten engaged, married, and divorced all in the span of like 15 months.

How embarrassing.

[quote]How embarrassing.

That one time, I did it all in 55 hours!

It can’t be over so fast

It easily could be over so fast, and it probably is.

[quote]the amount of sex gossip about Colton Haynes is surprisingly low compared to some other gay celebrities.

HU ?? DL has called Colty a kept boy, an escort, a gentleman of the night, a man of questionable reputation..etc...etc

For years he would brag about flying in private planes, having expensive vacations, and buying expensive clothes. You don't do those things on Teen Wolf salary or unemployment.

[Quote] Damon had a impressive career climb. At first he was just Jeff Davis' "personal assistant", but he was able to hustle his way up to being fairly high up in Teen Wolf by the end.

Impressive? By playing Danny's ex??

[Quote] Which reminds me, how grateful do you think Jeff Davis was that he was not a "me too" moment. He easily could've been

I think something would have come out by now if that were true.

Damon Jackson became an Associate Producer on "Teen Wolf" r282. Not bad for him.

[quote]I think something would have come out by now if that were true.

If that is what you want to believe.

R283 I'm not sure what to think. Just thought someone would have said something now that the show is over.

Actually I sold Damon short, apparently he was credited as a Co-Producer by the end. That is fucking hustle, sleeping with Jeff is the best move he ever made.

I know right r277

C'mon DL. We need to figure out who Colton's next husband should be.

Who is a single gay guy who might be a decent fit?

R278 Brit, even your hilarious 50 hour marriage was to someone you’d known since high school.

R287 Andy Cohen loves a messy bitch.

You're using different words for the same thing. By sex gossip, the poster means names, specific incidents - like that Travis guy outing Bennett for giving handjobs at the Abbey.

Aside from being pictured hanging out with Quinto, Colton gave nothing away.

We know that he went to a Singer premiere while still a teen because he posted the photo as a throwback moment.

As messy as he is in some contexts, he's been able to control a lot of what's out there about him. He hasn't even had nudes leaked, despite apparently having electronics stolen from his house.

Obviously, knowing someone since HS didn't get me to a 1-year mark, R288.

R287 Jerreth

Give it up already, R292

R289 Why would you wish that on him?

If we'reading the situation right, it sorr of shows why stars frequently have a "suitcase pimp" husband. It allows them all the attention they require. Jeff may be a florist but he's a flower lady on a massive scale and he travels all over. He doesn't have time to spoon Colton 24 hours a day (nor fork him either).

I don't think it's a coincidence that Podwall was both "husband" and manager. He probably had to endure a huge volume of calls from Colton's needy ass, many unrelated to work. No wonder he'd stay out all night while Colton nursed his umpteenth glass of wine back at the hotel.

If only Hoechlin was gay....

R296 If he had been, i don't know if he'd be Hoechlin's type.

Murray Bartlett? Colton could keep the daddy theme going.

Colton either needs a twink or an early retiree, not someone who has their own shit going on.

Matt Crawford claims to be a top...

Btw, when was it decided that Colton's secret boyfriend was Eric Podwall?

I mean I could buy it, but everyone (or maybe the same poster?) is now talking like that is a given.

Colton needs a lot of support. Are there any male empowerment groups in Vancouver?

Is John Wesley Shipp single?

[Quote] Is John Wesley Shipp single?

I wonder if they met when he was on Teen Wolf..?

I am saddened that everyone appears to be rooting for the end of Colton's marriage. His Twitter still states that he's a "husband." Maybe they just disconnected online to deflect all the negative scrutiny. Keep the faith...

[quote]Maybe they just disconnected online to deflect all the negative scrutiny

This doesn't even make sense.

Colton posted a big screed about betrayal around the time he parted ways with Podwall. It coincided with the being cheated on rumours and the revelation of coming out of a six year relationship. The timeframe lines up with the split from Jerreth. Colton parted from his manager but not his agent.

The lyrics of the new song support that viewpoint. Who might Colton have tagged along with on trips, only to be left alone while his guy attended to other people? It wasn't called Camp Podwall for nothing. No one gets left alone by their boyfriend on trips unless that boyfriend is working?

I remember that the poster who dropped the info that Colton was in a long term relationship also wrote that Colton's guy was viewable at those Halloween parties. Was Colton in an LTR with JustJared? Matt Morrison? Bryan Singer? Or Eric Podwall? I know which I'd pick. None of the rest would need to leave Colton behind because they needed to attend to one if their clients. People would have noticed if Colton was hanging around Singer sets. Matt Morrison's work hadn't taken him all over - I think he hsd a filmed concert in London, but he's been sit down LA/NY for years.

[quote]Colton either needs a twink

Come again?

Exactly. The marriage has bern a boost for Colton's stock. I highly doubt they're fake uncoupling because DL doesn't like Jeff's face.

I'm not rooting for the end of their marriage but the fact that they got together like they did sets off alarm bells. Colton's a flower. He needs a gardener, not a florist.

[quote] but the fact that they got together like they did sets off alarm bells.

They got engaged 6 weeks after they met. Nothing about that is normal. You know all of his friends had to pretend to be happy when they were freaked out in reality.

I think Ally may have been slightly relieved, despite herself, like a bitch who just wants her teats back.

Time has already passed Colton by. It’s going to be hard to land another wealthy husband with so much younger, twinkier competition out there.

R312 plus Colton is aging horribly and keeps drinking more and keeps getting more bloated looking by the day it must kill him that he's not the hot bottom twink anymore.

Oh for fuck sake, post a picture of yourself. Colton is still (even with 30 extra pounds) still hot to death. He is a gorgeous man. Stunningly beautiful. He will lose the weight when he begins shooting again, but you dizzy queens saying he's aging badly need to find Jesus or walk away from the bar.

I actually think he looks better now with a little meat on him. He used to look like a bird.

Yes that is certainly a representative picture of Colton Haynes r315....

This is obviously what everyone means.

Colton and Jeff's troubles are getting some press now

[Quote] He is a gorgeous man. Stunningly beautiful.

Well if you compare R316 and R317, you can barely tell the difference.

Sure you bitches may like a bottom with some meat on their bones but the tops in Hollywod like their bottom twinks skinny and young looking!

Colton looks about 22. He could still play a teen on the CW

[quote]Colton looks about 22. He could still play a teen on the CW

On American Horror Story last year he looked like he was pushing 40. Bloated and with a bad dye job. Yuck. No wonder his role was cut to glorified extra.

TMZ claims they have "inside sources" saying they are done.

“Inside sources” = datalounge.com

[quote]On American Horror Story last year he looked like he was pushing 40. Bloated and with a bad dye job. Yuck. No wonder his role was cut to glorified extra.

That was for the role and even then he still looked fine.

I hope the press gives Colto and Jeff the time they need to heel before doing hit pieces on what went wrong.

[quote]he still looked fine

[Quote] TMZ claims they have "inside sources"

So Kris Jenner?

[QUOTE]I hope the press gives Colto and Jeff the time they need to heel

Oh, dear.

Kids! I hope UPS doesn't drop off a package while Colton's out perusing elasticated waist pants.

I'd love to have Colton heel for me. He may be a great big fat person now but his ass is probably the most plump and enticing it's ever been.

TMZ are so shady with the photos they use. Jeff is... Jeff. Colton looks halfway to Guy Fieri.

I meant heal. Oops. I’m just in deep grief over the news, but Colto is back on the market and Jeff really was never truly worthy of him. #noprenup

R332 newsflash Colton IS halfway to guy fieri lol

Just Jared chiming in

Is this really official? I thought he went through a phase...

Perez Hilton tweeted

Ok, so what happened? Was there cheating involved?

Jeff had enough to babysit him and wants a sexy husband, not a fat housewife.

The good thing is that now Colton is relevant again.

His threads were dead since the wedding.

[Quote] “It’s just amazing when you find someone who kind of teaches you to love yourself more,” Haynes told PEOPLE at the time of the wedding. “The really great thing about being with Jeff is that since we got together my relationships with my friends have gotten better, my family relationships have gotten better. When you learn to really love someone, it’s completely life-changing. Now we have this beautiful life together and this epic journey ahead.”

[Quote] “Love at first sight really does exist,” Leatham told PEOPLE, reflecting on how he and Haynes met. “A lot of people protect their hearts but you have to keep your heart and your mind open. That’s how you truly find love in life. Colton has been such an inspiration to me. We couldn’t be more different but our love is the same and I think that’s the strongest part of our relationship.”

I really feel sad for them...thought it was going well.

THOSE. QUOTES.

I would never show my face in public again if I was Colty

Colton doesnt need a husband. He doesn't need a boyfriend. He needs a live-in PA who'll stick it in him twice a day.

R337 Lol good luck with that, Perez.

Someone once wrote that Colton is our Liz Taylor. I think he's more our Joey Heatherton (he's even friends with Barbara Eden!). I hope he doesn't need his passport renewed anytime soon.

Who’s Joey Heatherton and what makes him comparable to Colton?

Who is Jeff's ex boyfriend ?

Damn, they're already split? Tho anybody can see they wont last but still that was quick.

R340 true but he's relevant for all the wrong reasons -fat, bloated and divorced .

Lol, anyone who saw through colto's bs knew this wouldn't last, color should go into hiding. I know I would. I mean at least it lasted longer than kum kartrashians marraige to Frankenstein.

[quote]I am saddened that everyone appears to be rooting for the end of Colton's marriage.

Cram it, Mary.

Jeff is following Colton again on Instagram!Is this another ridiculous publicity stunt?

R353 some kind of damage control maybe ?

Jeff will unforllow him again when he starts dating his new bottom boy bitch.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings.

Did Colton come running back to him already? Maybe this is the first of many breakups.

Jeff is following Colton again, but Colton is still not following Jeff.

Colton ?

I wonder which friend created the fake profile...?

Yessss! This is so fucking good. I was super bored, about to fall asleep at work this afternoon. But I’ve been stifling laughs for the past 15 mins reading & investigating this clusterfuck.

Colto.

I know that they're not as famous/popular as Colton&Jeff but a few years ago Cheyenne Jackson and his vile husband started acting pretty weird on instagram and soon after that Cheyenne deleted his account.6 months later their twins were born.

I hope this is not some kind of baby drama saga for Colton&Jeff.

Hello - According to this POLL (recently created by MOI), we DLers voted them LEAST LIKELY to endure.

A gay over at LSA claims Colton and J Balvin (who he?) have been interacting a lot on IG lately. Will they delete thrir comments to one another soon?

R337 Perez you're as crazy as Colton.

There was a time where a Colton thread would fill up in three weeks or a month. Post his wedding it takes months to close a thread.  The conspiracy theory minded me wants to believe this is all a ruse by Colton to keep people talking about him. Like when he opened up about his mother's illness but ranted about paparazzi following him and how he wasn't relevant anymore.  He can't let the Timothee Chalamets and Troy Sivians of the world get all the attention.

I nominate Chace Crawford to be Colton's next husband. They're both cute, and it would boost both their profiles a little.

Ummm...I guess it's confirmed.

Only pic ever where Perez doesn’t look like a fug POS

Colton obviously has daddy issues since they got married so quickly. The death of him mom probably made things a lot worst.

I’m devastated. I was REALLY rooting for these two! FUCK!!!!!!!

Does Jeff knows any good divorce lawyer? because he is going to need one. We know what a grifter Colton is

[quote]“Jeff and Colton have been having relationship issues since a couple months after the wedding,

So as soon as the wedding high was over they realized they had no idea why the fuck they married each other

Really, R372?

You get CHER to help you propose and split after 6 months???!!!!! Colton is not the only one with issues.

Colton should hook up with Chris Crocker. They've both chubbed up and can enjoy fried chicken and ice cream together.

R377 He can tell Jeff to leave Colton alone.

Calm down R372

Colton speaks!

The big takeaway is Colton saying blind item claiming Jeff cheated is bullshit, and Colton clearly does not blame Jeff for their divorce. Self-aware enough to realize it is on him.

Glad the breakup seems amicable.

Jeez, people really do just read the headline. He and Jeff haven't been together 6 years, like in the lyric.

Fucking Queerty ran this headline r383.

[quote]tColton Haynes sings about cheating husband in new song as newlyweds split after 6 months

That site is such a mess.

Colton is in denial. Quick slap him with a dildo to get him to wake up to himself. Gurl IS A FUCKING MESS!

Oh no. Sad. I want nothing but the best for Colton. So much mean.

This is why the closet is your best friend.

R387 You say that now...

Colton officially filed for divorce. Gotta work fast to push for alimony.

As much as it is predictable, I still can't believe they actually got divorced after 6 months. Oh Colton.

His next one will be even shorter.

Is this officially the shortest celebrity gay marriage?

It probably is.Even messy Cheyenne Jackson's first marriage lasted longer than that.

So much drama. I think this warrants a sit down interview in Colton's home with Robin Roberts.

I think "fat" Colton is adorable. I even prefer it. He looks sweeter.

I know the vets of the Colton threads said it wouldn't last long but I didn't think it would tank in under a year. What the hell happened that he won't even try marriage counseling or a trial separation.

Their marriage far succeeded my expectations. My money was on an April breakup.

Last year.

I thought they would make at least a year too. Bitch, after spending that much on the wedding I would need a least a year. I guess they have it like that though.

[Quote] His next one will be even shorter.

This post did not age well.

[quote] I think "fat" Colton is adorable. I even prefer it. He looks sweeter.

Enjoy it while it lasts. With all this drama, he'll be living on cocaine and cigarettes for the next several weeks.

R400's pic shows that "To the moon and back" = the split-second to looking up to the night sky and right back down.

Next time, Colton, lay off the frauisms.

So, is Colty entitled to alimony? Wasn't there something about less than a year marriage in CA?

[Quote] Haynes, 29, filed for divorce on Tuesday in Los Angeles and cited irreconcilable differences as their cause for separation, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE. The Arrow actor requested the court also eliminate any request for support from either him or Leatham.

[quote]The Arrow actor requested the court also eliminate any request for support from either him or Leatham. Colton can't let Jeff get his green thumbs on his residuals from his Marvel Academy voiceover work.

Everyone leaving with their own assests is the cleanest way to divorce, no ugly legal battle over money.

I never realized that Colton was a smoker before!! I wonder if he quit for Jeff!?! Well whatever he’s definitely back to smoking again. Hope he doesn’t go back to his other extracurricular activities but his anxiety and depression might get the better of him!! I hope he doesn’t go completely sideways!!

I might find it sexy to see Coltie smoke cigarettes. Please excuse my little cigarette-smoking fetish.

[Quote] Hope he doesn’t go back to his other extracurricular activities

?????

So the douchebag cheated on Colton!? CUNT!!!! And he just lost his mother, too. CUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNTTT!!!

Colton tweeted that Jeff didn't cheat on him, r410.

Jeff slept with a woman.

R412 Seriously? Where'd you get that from?

His ass r412.

Jeff Leatham has also filed his divorce paperwork, like Colton's paperwork it says he does not seek any spousal support.

[Quote] like Colton's paperwork it says he does not seek any spousal support.

Lucky for Colton.

More like lucky for Jeff, I'm sure part of him wants Colton to reimburse him for all the money he spent on their wedding.

Money spent on wedding is a tax deductible business expense for a celebrity florist.

I'd like to see clips/photos of Colton smoking cigarettes. Can be quite sexy.

What a fucking dumbass. Their relationship from start to finish was 16 months???

And that lame ass generic Cher video, where she mentions no names or even what the occasion is.

Who will get the first interview of Colton talking about his brave struggle to piece his life back together?

Oprah. And by Oprah, I mean the reception at OWN who will put the phone on mute and go to lunch while he sobs.

Colton got lazy, ate badly, and the Coup de grâce was habitually presenting unclean hole.

I think Jeff was hoping for a reconciliation. He kept Colton's name and continued to follow him on IG long after it was announced that they broke up.

Or maybe he was embarrassed about the absurdity of their quick end after that OTT wedding, and didn’t want to run to everyone he knows with the news.

Here ya go r419.

R421 Andy Cohen?

[quote]Are you sure they've split and this isn't Colton trying to get press attention? Jeff hasn't changed his name on Instagram. He's an old man but he obviously knows how to update his IG handle.

Are you kidding me? My grandfather doesn't even know how to use Netflix. I doubt grandpa Jeff Leatherface can manage to navigate Instagram.

I love you, [426].

Was that Dustbin Lance Black smoking alongside Coltie?

[Quote] Hollywood is a very odd place. I've been here for 12 yrs. I just pray that the LGBTQ+ community gets more chances to star in roles. We've had amazing trailblazers & ppl who've made it thru the criticism thk god. It doesn't have to be me, but this town is run by our community.

[Quote] Lets just realize that we all have so much to give. It's not easy being gay. Its not easy growing up being an outsider & having to watch your back. Just because you like the same sex doesn't mean you can't carry a film. It's acting. Execs need to start giving more opportunity. ❤

[Quote] I can't believe that no one has figured this out yet. It's not just the LGBT+ community but it's also ppl of color, minorities...give us all a chance. Thk god its in the works. Every single person deserves a shot at their dreams no matter their sex, ethnicity, or background. ❤

How many jobs have you quit because of your anxiety, Colto? Yeah, I'm not gonna rest a production on your shoulders.

Colton couldn't get the lead role in anything when he was a "good" little closeted actor. He should be happy he's done as well as he has.

Colto had a very small role on that steroid movie with his emotional support dog Hoechlin, and he STILL found a way to hold up production with an emotional meltdown. And he needed cue cards to remember what I'm sure were his few lines. He's not having trouble finding work just because of what he spreads his legs for.

I thought Colton might be our Liz Taylor. But he's really Betty Hutton.

[Quote] Colto had a very small role on that steroid movie with his emotional support dog Hoechlin,

Lmao at this description.

R426 Awwww I miss him with Shawn

R436 he dated Shawn Pyfrom ?

I miss Shawn with Colton too. I think they are soulmates, but the relationship was too much for them to handle. They are both kind of a mess.

Who knows if they dated r437, they were definitely at least friends and then definitely weren't hanging out anymore.

Who?

I used to be a regular on "Desperate Housewives" r440, a higher profile gig than Colton's MTV/CW gigs bitch.

LGBTQ+ community ?

Colton stopped associating with Shawn after Shawn came out as a drug addict

New movie.

They filmed Triumph two years ago, is it ever actually going to come out?

It must be a clunker.

I know longer believe that Colton and Jeff are actually getting a divorce and this is some smokescreen for something else, I have absolutely no idea what but things are just not adding up and Colton is still following all of his in-laws including Jeff’s cousins and Colton’s friends and family are still following Jeff. Jeff is in Ireland promoting some new endeavor and Colton’s brother and Aunt are acknowledging it. Something really strange is going on plus Colton was wearing his wedding ring over the weekend but not his engagement ring!?! After Colton’s meltdown on Twitter the other night I’m wondering what’s happening to him to take such drastic measures and why Jeff would agree to go along with this craziness!?!

[Quote] I know longer believe that Colton and Jeff are actually getting a divorce and this is some smokescreen for something else

Is it Colto on the front ?

Of course him and Ally are partying with Tswift, for someone with crippling anxiety, Colton knows everyone.

Why is anyone still talking about this has-been? Hes a marginal actor at best, who apparently can't even manage a walk-on role without an anxiety meltdown and had for-publicity "marriage" that barely lasted longer than the hangover inducing Britney Spears marriage.

Go back to Kansas queen, we don't need you "representing" us.

New photoshoot of Colton and Holland Roden for Tyler Shields.

thetylershields Collaboration is working with someone to produce or create something, well with @coltonlhaynes and @hollandroden it has been over 10 years Holland was on the cover of my last book and Colton is getting his own book...

Would you buy a Tyler Shields photobook with Colton as the subject for your tasteful home?

Colty and Ally look like a couple, maybe Colton should start dating women.

R451 It's nice to see them together again.

The Colton scene that was cut from "Love, Simon"

It is almost summer...

When will Camp Podwall have their annual outing (no pun intended).

Who will be attending?

Colto? Hoechlin? Ryan Guzman (swoon!)? Shawn Styrofoam?

[Quote] Colto? Hoechlin? Ryan Guzman (swoon!)? Shawn Styrofoam?

Hoechlin will probably be attending cons/spending time with his gf. Has Guzman hung out with them before?

[QUOTE]I’ve been stifling laughs for the past 15 mins reading & investigating this clusterfuck.

Such a rich and fulfilling life you lead.

Hoechlin was only attended because of his friendship with Colton. I don't believe he was a client.

The only regulars at the New Year's Eve trip was JC Chasez, Lucas Gabreel and Kyle Newman.

[Quote] Hoechlin was only attended because of his friendship with Colton. I don't believe he was a client.

Neither do i but a certain section of his fandom think otherwise.

Wow JC looks like shit

Wow poor Colton. He looks horrible now and like a homeless person. He’s back to his old ways of drinking and smoking and partying. Apparently he only has a couple of outfits now ripped/torn jeans, either a patterned or black T-shirt and shirt over that and the same pair of Gucci loafers. He even wore those to Taylor Swifts concert and Toderick Hall’s. For somebody that is supposedly so fashion concious this is really very sad!! From the things he’s been liking on IG lately it seems like he changed his mind about being married after losing his Mom. If that’s true poor Jeff because he obviously thought he was marrying a man who would be his husband/partner instead he got an insecure young man with a lot of what seems to be psychological issues who needs a lot of help and I really hope Colton can make it through this because other than his friends he seems to be alone now!! This is just all really sad and I feel like Colton sabatoged his own marriage too!! That guy is really confusing!!!

Getting married was a huge mistake,Jeff is lucky he got out.

[Quote] He’s back to his old ways of drinking and smoking and partying.

Did he ever actually stop doing those things?

That boy is on dope, mark my words.

He's starting to look like Elton John, at least Elton can sing.

R464 So nothing new.

R461, what has Colton been liking on Instagram lately?

He has seemed to be off the grid for a while. No posts on Twitter or Instagram.

This is a make or break time for Colton. He is at that pivotal fork in the road hitting 30. He can just let himself go and be a mess, or he can recover from all this and be fabulous. I don't know how bad he wants success.

Stuff like “It’s okay to change your mind, to make mistakes and to walk away even though the person means the world to you.” “The only person you need validation from is you because this is your life.” A lot of stuff like that and he seems to be feeling sorry for himself. Also things about goodbye like “somethings you can’t fake like watching someone you love walk out the door without even saying goodbye.” Just a lot of those kinds of sayings, etc. It sounds like Jeff might have walked out on him when he got back from Ireland or maybe even before that and Jeff finally returned to IG yesterday and started posting again so who knows what’s going on with Colton but I think Jeff is most definitely done with him!! Probably a good thing because I think Jeff dodged a real bullet with this one and I’m so glad he didn’t end up having kids with Colton!!! What a disaster that would have been!!’ Yikes!!!!

Colton will get himself together. He's only been posting old pics because he's hard at work getting his body back in shape. As soon as he's fit he'll be back on the scene, spreading the love...

Well it looks like Jeff doesn’t harbor any ill will towards Colton but he most definitely walked away and left him. Maybe in the hopes that he’ll pull himself together because it looks like he may have gone a little sideways after losing his mother which is completely understandable. I’m sad that they didn’t make it because Colton seemed so happy with Jeff and healthy too but unfortunately I think Jeff was gone out of town working way too much and Colton seems like he needs a lot of love and attention and his anxiety probably took over and he sabatoged himself which is so sad!! Poor Colton I feel bad for him!! Jeff seems like he is an incredible man and really did love Colton completely!!

I guess the anon that worked on AHS was right.

R472 What did they say?

Here is the Marcus thread, he had a very negative impression of Colton in general. And this was his view of his wedding

[quote]I am shocked that he actually did it and I am shocked that he invited people he barely spoke to. It was quite a crowd in there. I wish him well but this is not going to last. It was just an opportunity to become the center of attention for a little while and to promote himself on social media, in a couple of magazines, shows etc. People like him are not very genuine and they are not interested in things / activities that do NOT involve them in any way, shape or form.

How exactly is Colton hard at work getting his body back in shape when all he’s been doing is drinking like a fish and chain smoking and partying ever since he and Jeff split up?? Seems more like he’s actually not doing all that well and struggling very badly. I actually feel really bad for him and hopefully he has more support than just his friends because losing his mother so quickly like that in such a traumatic way I can’t even imagine the lasting effects this is going to have on Colton!! Plus now losing Jeff as well that poor guy is going to need some serious help and understanding!!!

Colton posts his first photo in a month, look at him trying to show off how his face isn't puffy anymore.

He seems to have lost a lot weight.

Wonder if he's been reading Datalounge. I sure hope not

I like that his brows are looking a little wild. Serving masculeen.

Looks like Colton used the same makeup artist who created Stevie Nicks' skinny cheeks in her 1989 "Whole Lotta Trouble" video.

R476 He looks like Stephen Amell.

Naked & covered in paint with someone I love more than I can comprehend... @hollandroden . More to come. Thk you @thetylershields for making this incredible art. ❤ #teenwolf7years

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r455 He seems to have been collecting some new blood over the last year. He's been running around Europe with the sons of Italian billionaires and Tom Holland's friends. Makes sense most of his other clients are hitting twink death.

If only the other Teen Wolf ships got that kind of dedication.

Insomnia sucks but I'm cracking up looking through old photos. That hair lol. #tbf Throwback!

Colton is obsessed with looking at pictures of himself. I remember that one interview went into Colton's place and and was writing about the countless pictures he has around of himself.

I'm sure he's not the only one in Hollywood who does that.

Why are black females so manly. It's ludicrous that she is competing against slim white women.

Por que R489?

R489 Are you talking shit about Serena?

R486 He's ridiculously adorable there, the hebephile's wet dream.

R487 That's kinda tragic. Granted, if I were Colton Haynes I would install a mirror on my ceiling and never leave the house (after I got myself back into shape), but it can't be healthy looking at younger pictures of yourself as you grow older.

He needs to take down the mirrors, avoid cameras and pretend he's young. Works for me.

Looks like Ian Bohen and JR Bourne were also concerned about Colton Haynes

JR Bourne is SO much hotter than Colton!!!!!

R494 It's time for another eye exam. This guy is not hotter than Colton

Two best friends? Did he even invite them to his wedding?

He posted more friends pics.Are they having an intervention?He might need one.

They are trying to make sure he isn't the next Anthony Bourdain r497.

I think Colty is way depressed. He tends to isolate and stay in bed. I'm glad his friends are pulling him out of himself.

Does he ever stop crying

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His latest object of obsession is no longer in the picture, so now he's back to idealizing his old Teen Wolf buddies--hence the gushing praises like "My two best friends" and "Brother for life."

And "Surprised him in bed?" What, did they break into his house?

The hate is working. He's lost weight.

Well it looks like Jeff is finally back in LA and Colton seems to have moved in with Travis and Ally which I figured was going to happen because I think that house is mostly Jeff’s from past pictures that have now been deleted. It’s probably a good thing because Colton doesn’t seem to do very well being alone and his anxiety takes over and then he really starts isolating himself. Glad to see Travis and Ally letting him stay with them until he can get back on his feet. Sad to see things somehow took such a horrible turn for Colton and Jeff but thankfully they ended things before it got worse or children were involved!!!

Why does he have such an obsession with Tyler Hoechlin? Do you think Tyler just plays along but thinks it's annoying AF?

R493, Colton is a fat MESS. Even his hands are bloated.

Does Colton have any gay friends? It seems like his closest friends are all straight.

Tralton is back. Not that I’m surprised I mean where else is Colton going to go? So now what are we going to go back to his neverending chaotic vacations and crazy antics and whining and complaining!?! At least when he was with Jeff he seemed to act more mature and be in a lot better control for the most part and in a much better place overall. Welp that’s done!! Poor Travis he always just seems to go with the flow with whatever Colon and Ally want. He seems like such a sweet guy with a really big heart and he has a beautiful voice!!

[Quote] Why does he have such an obsession with Tyler Hoechlin?

Where are you getting the idea that he's obsessed with Tyler?

[Quote] Do you think Tyler just plays along but thinks it's annoying AF?

If he found Colton annoying, i don't think he'd be friends with him.

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He looks horrible. Has he been on a blender.

Wow, Colton is going bald. Bangs are your friend, Colton.

He's getting grey

He looks horrible?I think he looks the same just thinner.

He needs a diuretic.

So he finally re-emerged.

He lost weight very fast. I hope he's ok.

Maybe Barbara Eden advised him to do the Sleeping Cure.

Pictures can be deceiving! Colton has not lost all the extra pounds.

Cute new video with Kathy Griffin, but he still has some extra pounds, and he knows it and refuses to take off his shirt.

I like thick Colton

Wow!! Color me confused because Colton is still wearing his ring in that video with Kathy Griffin. I thought he and Jeff got divorced???

Is his hair blue now?

[quote]Color me confused because Colton is still wearing his ring in that video with Kathy Griffin

He hasn't had time to go the pawn shop yet and he doesn't want anybody to steal it

He can't remove it, he's too fat.

Guess he's not ready to let go.

Casual

[quote] Colton is obsessed with looking at pictures of himself. I remember that one interview went into Colton's place and and was writing about the countless pictures he has around of himself.

?????

Let me ask you something -- who's house is this? Now you think you go to Whitney Houston's house and she got some other bitch's pictures on the wall?

the video at tennis event was in march. Colton is of course getting divorced. He just was picked up as a regular on his tv series and he is on a diet/gym program to lose the weight. In a recent photo he already looked significantly thinner. Its easy to lose weight at that age, Hopefully he gets religion tho as his career is basically about his looks and he has to keep them or else and looking like he did 30 lbs heavier would stop his career in its tracks.

Im a smaller framed guy like Colton and we are the same height 5'9. 30 lbs a huge amount of weight for us. I lost only 10 lbs in the last year and its a big difference. Colton probably gained 15lbs, and because he's a smaller person it looks like he gained more.

He was borderline manorexic when he was a twink model and you just cannot keep that up forever. He's probably trying to give up smoking too and that also leads to crazy food craving.

what went down with him & the old guy to fuck it up between them?

R530 Maybe he'll talk about it down the track.

Sad eyes. Does he have cheek implants?

Colton had sad eyes when he was a model, which gave him an interesting look. They went away for a long time but now he's back to sad eyes :(

He should drop the weight and also remove too much bodybuilding, which is hard for a actor wannabe to resist in their 30's. Everyone wants the guys to get stacked. But I think he should try to get skinny and stay skinny in his 30's because its what looks best on him. He can do aerobic sports and cut out the smoking.

[quote] and also remove too much bodybuilding

?

He shouldn't get the stereotypical hollywood hunk body. He shouldn't over work out and take the drugs aspiring leading men take.

R535 My thoughts exactly.

R534 just meant resistance training. Building muscle. I disagree entirely and think that if Colton insists on eating junk, his only recourse in terms of having a decent body is lifting weights.

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Was his dad in his 60s when he was born? That picture looks WW2 era.

He was 47, R540.

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So he is the product of old sperm?

Just act natural lol. #pmfw

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He’s not someone who can gain weight and still look passable. His neck and chin disappear and he fades into commonness.

He has moobs.

When does the new season of "Arrow" start filming?

The clock is ticking for him to get into comic book hero shape.

Facial swelling. I don't understand. This man has a jawline of steel. Unless his jaw has been taken out, he should't have a baggy face. (I hope the cause is not alcohol).

Chris Crocker gained as much weight as Colton - if not more - and he has lost it. Colton has more resources than Crocker to get back in shape but he hasn't made big strides. Look forward to chubby Roy next season, Arrow fans.

Colton was likely underweight for most of his career. He smoked, he starved himself and he exercised vigorously just to maintain the body he had at 19. Now, at 30, his body is fighting back. Only surgery will restore that jawline.

He needs an enema and I volunteer to give it to him!

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There's a few comments on the pic at 553 of people calling Colton fat. We can do that here, but people actually posting it to his IG? Rude.

It's the same thing that happened to Wentworth Miller, with the putting on a little weight and the media and social media mocking him without understanding his circumstances, etc.

He's certainly not fat. He's soft; there's a difference. I am concerned he looks as happy as a funeral these days.

r560 The high point of his upcoming year is a return as a jobbing side character on a show where most of its actors can't wait to leave. I'd be a bit down as well.

Plus he went from eternally bound to his great love by Jesus, Cher & Kris Jenner to wandering around alone, instagraming for attention. Good reason to be miserable.

I feel bad for Ally's boyfriend. Got rid of their 3rd wheel for awhile, but now after the divorce, I'm sure he'll be clingier than ever.

I'll never get over Colton getting Ally's initials tattooed on himself, that was just...disturbing.

r563 the dynamic of their relationship is interesting. Didn't Ally marry that guy? Colton's closest friends are straight. He should try to find some gay and lesbian besties because once straight people have kids they are good for nothing but taking care of their kids.

I agree w/ r555, Colton was probably starving himself for most of his 20s and you can't do that forever. I actually like him with some meat on his bones. He should go for a new haircut. He's basically had the same hair for ten years and that makes people notice changes in your body even more. If he went for some facial hair and got a new cut that would look good on him.

They're definitely not married [R565] or Colton would have posted about 600 instagrams about #manofhonorduty

Colton should take a leaf out of Julian Morris' book: get himself an heiress. The heiress doesn't need to actually earn money so Colton could get most of his time and attention.

Jeff is the one who's pushing 50 and who married a twentysomething. Colton may have had a lucky escape. There's a reason Colton had a six year long relarionship with his manager.

*relationship

When is he going to do another in-depth interview? The last one was fascinating.

[quote]“I haven’t had sex in—I couldn’t tell you how long,” says Haynes, noting that he’s been burned by love, that he’s been shy and reclusive, and that he’s been on two dates in two years. “I wish had more to tell you, but it just doesn’t happen.” When asked to describe his ideal man, Haynes says he’d want some combination of his three celebrity crushes: John Cena, Idris Elba, and Ryan Reynolds. “Someone who just descended from a mountain and said, ‘I don’t have any friends. Would you like to come live with me?’ I’d love that,” he says. But just as he doesn’t want to rush into trying to be a gay spokesman before properly educating himself, Haynes says that, next time, he wants to do the relationship thing right. He wants kids. Six of them. And maybe he won’t have to raise them alone.

Wasn't Colton announced to return to Arrow before the split was announced? If you're trying to sell the narrative that Colton wanted to sponge off Jeff, I don't buy it. Colton could easily have ordered a baby and have Jeff on the hook for 18 years if he wanted.

[Quote] I'll never get over Colton getting Ally's initials tattooed on himself, that was just...disturbing.

How is that disturbing?

If one of my friends told me they got my initials tattooed on themselves, I would be very weirded out, wouldn't you r572?!

R573 I'd be surprised more than anything.